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January 28, 2026 59 mins
  • Biiiiiiig baby. 
  • What did you buy to treat yo self? 
  • We've told Mumma Di to watch Heated Rivalry. 
  • How many undies are you taking for a three-night trip? 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's MS Brian Clint Podcast z it ems Brian Clint
thanks to KFC it MS BRE England Change. Did you
just live in?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good afternoon everybody, and welcome to the Bre and Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Good afternoon, Happy Wednesday. We've got some guests.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
We've got we've got a live studio audience.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, shout out to Siena Ava and Adele. Best behavior
from us because people can see what we're doing in here.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Is there is adel the lady that fixed your eye
tis injury.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
My.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Saving grace, Adele. She was very wonderful. I do recommend
her very much.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Bree took a ball to the eye over summer. Have
you played tennis since? Ah? No?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And I'm definitely definitely going to wear sunglasses every time
I play now, just mainly to look cool.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Can you Can you do that?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know the simple players in US and sunglasses to you?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Nah, none of the tennis plays.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
To get some of those safety goggles. I got a
three pack of the three.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
M safety goggles from mine to ten the other day.
You should just get those, I.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Said, I don't want to look cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Sunglasses will do the trick.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Good show on the way. We have plenty of chances
for your Harry Styles tickets. We're giving away the first
trip to Sydney to see Harry Styles live on Friday,
So if you want to be in that draw, we
will definitely, definitely, definitely have a Hairy Styles song on
the show between three point thirty and four o'clock this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, give them the exact time frame, three forty.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Between three point thirty and four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
He's not budget on that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
We also have an announcement around zm's million dollar summer
to make later this afternoon. We sure do a couple
of things changing, but all of that will be explained
a bit later in the show. So if you're in
the running for that and you've been like, hey, how
come the guys haven't been talking about it, there's an update.
It's all good. It's still happening. But we'll let you
know what's happening with that at five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Right now, though, we've got fifty dollars burning a hole
in our pockets for Trady versus Lady. If you want it,
then you need to call us right now. Oh, eight
hundred dials at m we'll see who to cap and
take it out this afternoon, plays Brian Cland this is
the very event Trady versus lady. All right, here we are.

(02:23):
The ladies really need to put on their big girl
pants today because the trades are running away with it.
They're on six wins for the year, the ladies on two.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, there's heaps of the year to come, but it's
a psychological thing, right, You really want to go too
far behind to start the year off. So let's go
to our lady who can definitely do it. She's twenty four,
she's in Auckland and she recently booked a trip and
within twenty hours of booking it, she was on the plane. Well, spontaneous,
welcome to the show, Emma.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Ah to be in your twenties again. Where'd you book
the trip? Emma?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I went to Melbourne?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
What for Australia?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, you're literally living mine and brief dream right now?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Wait? Have you just gotten back from Melbourne? Got back yesterday?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Who did you see? Saw?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
Sinner, Djokovic, Sabilenka?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
We saw so many people?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
God, and then you got out before the temperature hit
fifty degrees I'm.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Going to got insane right, Yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Did it right.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
You're taking on our trading from christ Church today.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He's forty and he is a tired dad with two toddlers,
so it could be your advantage.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Emma, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Carl, Hi, Carlo. How young are we talking? Carl? We've
got fourteen months in two and a half years.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh yeah, you're in the hard butt Carl.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, you're in the trenches.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
I don't even know if I'm awake right now.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's all right.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
You're managing to keep keep people alive with that level
of til tiredness. So surely you can get three questions correct.
If you do, you'll get fifty dollars cash. If you do, Imma,
you'll get it thanks to KFC. Karl's buzzer is trading
and as lady, good luck guys.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Question number one. Steve Harvey is the host of which
American TV show, Yes, Carl's Family Feud, Well done, you're
on the board with one. Question number two, which Evil
Star Wars Overlord revealed that he was, in fact Luke's father.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yes, Carl, that's Darth Vader.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
It is Darth Vader. What does your dad think.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
It is Garth Vader like Garth Brooks. Yep, you need this, No,
not sorry, just the pressure is on.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, you can go back from this, but it is
match points.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
You've got this here, Emma, here we go. Question number
three buzzing when you can tell me who sings this? Emma, Lady,
it is Lady Gagar. You're in the game. Well done too.
To the trades one to the ladies. Question number four.
Chapel Roan is headlining at Laneway Festival in Auckland next week.

(05:04):
Is her real name Karen Kaylee or Kate Lady? Yes, Emma,
I'm gonna go Kate, Kate.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, Carl, Karen, Karen Kayley are the leftover one?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Karen?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
You're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Karen would be so good if it was. It's unfortunately not,
It's Kaylee. We move on to question like that. Carl
just locked in.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Just how many women in their twenties do you know
named Karen Carl.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Anymore? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:38):
We move on to question number five. We will be
live from Fat Eddies in christ Church on Friday the
thirteenth to launch the Brion Clint Watt.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
We're launching our very own something you could eat it.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's a food, yes, Emma, oh my god, is that a.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Sub No, it's not a subway worthy, Carl, I want
to say ice cream. Ice cream would be good. We're
launching our own potato chap.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
With new flavor. That's all good. We move on to
question number six. What is the name given to having
a fear of spiders? A rachmophobia? Well done, we're all
tied up here in the seventh This is for the win.
How many wings do bees have? Lady, She's gone, wow,

(06:35):
so kinda isn't fair because Carl fell asleep in the
back end of that game.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, so tired. He had to do a feed and
a neppie change in the middle of that game.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well done to both of you. Very good game. But Emma,
what a comeback and you've taken the ladies to three
wins and you get the fifty bucks.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Up the lady, Lady, Up the ladies indeed.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
And Clinton podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
The Australian Open is on at the moment.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I saw that they are playing in the temperature on
court forty eight degrees.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, there's a lot of stories out of the Open
Aussie Open at the moment where they've had to stall gameplay.
They've had to close the roof on some of the
arenas because it's just too hot.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
I also felt that it's the same story every year
from the Ossie Open in Melbourne. Probably it's so hot
it's like an ear front been No, I'd love to go.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I went one year. Yeah, I only could afford to
go to one game, but we spent like most of
the day at you know, the stuff outside the stadium,
and then we went and watched the night session. I've
never been hotter in my life.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
And you weren't even playing.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, yeah, I remember just having chafe. I was like
I and again you were I wasn't playing. I was like,
this is awful.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
There's a cool story today about an up and coming
Ossie tennis player named medicine Inglis. She's not really that famous,
but she's a wild card of the Aussie Open this
year and she's done alright. She made it to the
final sixteen.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh this is this the girl? Is this the girl
that made it to the next round because Naomi Osaka
had to pull out?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
Oh okay, I've got one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Sure, not saying that she wouldn't have beat it. She could, Yeah, yeah,
but I'm pretty sure. Yeah, she had to withdraw.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
She's out now. I think she got not Seberlinka. Who's
the other one? The Swedish one? Sweater tick u swat
swas what sweater ticks?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
What's sweater that one? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she's out.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
But forgetting to the round of sixteen, she's won won
five hundred and fifty thousand dollars in prize money. You
win that much for getting to that yeah, round, So
sixteen people get five hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
They must be making some money at that open.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
So what is she going to splur John? Because you
have to treat yourself, right, if you that's her best
result at the Ossie Open, if you got to treat.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Most prize money she's ever won. Hell yeah, like a
million dollars even total, Like I think her total prize
money she's won in her career.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
This was more so what she going to get? Is
she going to get a Rolex or a diamond bracelet?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's she gonna buy?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Madison has said she is going to get herself a
Smeg toaster.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Girl, that is the most down to earth relatable thing
I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
She said, because it's not a regular toaster, it's a
Smeg toaster. She said, I've wanted a Smeg toaster for
so long, but I was like, no, you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
That's irresponsible.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
So I think that is going to be my treat
and maybe I'll get the matching kettle as well.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Half a million dollars left.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
God look out. I love that for her. Good on her.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's very relatable though, when it comes in and you go,
you know what, I Am going to treat myself to
that thing.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I after every seas and I've filmed Celebrity Treasure Island
because I've hosted a fair few seasons now and it's
it's tough, like you don't have any days off, and
they're long days, like twelve fourteen hour days. Sometimes I always,
at the end of it, will buy myself a little pressent.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
What's the last thing you got yourself?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Nothing too elaborate. I think I bought myself a new
pair of shoes.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh that's nice. What's the best thing you've bought yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I think it was a leather jacket. Oh yeah, it
was quite nice.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Have we seen Brion a leather jacket?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Have we I don't think as was many moons ago.
Do you still have it? I still have it?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Is it the Mouchie one?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I think I'll have it forever? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh yeah, yeah I thought did you buy that?

Speaker 7 (10:40):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Remember I bought one and then they sent me on.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Ah, don't ask why they send her one?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
No, don't I want to ask.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, that's not for it's not for on air. It's not.
It's a case of it's not.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'll you after the show.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Not what you know? It's who you're passionate. Sh sh,
well you know it's who you're mucciing on. Smoochy, smoochy,
it's my smoochy leather jacket. We want to know.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Hundred dollars at in what did you treat yourself to
and what was the reason? Like, did you win some money,
did you get a good payday, did you get some inheritance?
Did grandma die? What was the thing where you went?
You know what, I've got this money. I've wanted this
thing for ages.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm gonna do it. It can be back, small, awesome,
it doesn't matter. We would love to hear about it. Oh,
eight hundred dollars in them, or you can text your
thing to nine six nine?

Speaker 2 (11:42):
How did you even remember that? That was from years ago?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
An elephant never forgets.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I love that, that's the thing you remember.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
We're talking about the Aussie tennis player who made it
to the round of sixteen, got her biggest payday ever.
She got half a million dollars, and she decided to
treat herself to a big toaster.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Can you imagine the people in Smeg. Send her a
free toaster, send her a toast, send her, send her
the whole collection to the fridge, send her the fridge,
the toast of the kettle. What else do they have?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
The knife block?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Knife block? Do they have a sandwich press?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Surely they've got They've got a cake mixer.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Make her an ambassador.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
I've got they've got a coffee machine.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Send that.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
For the record, she won half a million dollars. The
Smeg toaster about three hundred dollars, so it's a nice toaster.
Some money left over, but we're all talking about them now.
Surely she's done enough advertising to get a free toaster.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
He's done more than enough.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
We want to know you came into a bit of
money and how did you treat yourself? Lexi is here,
Hi Alexi, My Alexi Hill.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
How did you get your money? First of all, what happened?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Well, you mentioned it, but my grandma died and your.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Nice So wait, so your grandma unfortunately asked away when
you were in year nine, catching left you some money.
Do you remember how much money she left you?

Speaker 6 (13:06):
It was like four hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I think that's a good amount of money for a
nine year old. Hell yeah, okay, I'm so interested in
and your nine.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, what does a.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Year nine spend there? Four hundred dollars of grandma's inheritance on?

Speaker 6 (13:20):
I spent some of it and I will my whole
form class juicies from the Touch Show.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Hell yeah, Alexi, you're a legend. What did grandma would
have wanted to?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Did you feel just like Queen Bee after that, Lexid?
Does everyone just like obsessed with you?

Speaker 6 (13:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Then people like always ask me to buy them?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
You already had one grandma like, I regret this.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'm not the juicy girl guys.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, my grandma died for this, thanks Lexi. Very good.
Samantha's here, Hi, Samantha, Samantha, tough act to follow. How
did you treat yourself.

Speaker 8 (14:00):
A vacuum sealer, pack.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
The food vacuum sealer like the souv thing.

Speaker 8 (14:06):
Yeah, but not just specifically Souvie, but to just store
food to make sure it doesn't go off or the
freezer longer.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Hell.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yesman, why did you treat yourself to a vacuum sealer.

Speaker 8 (14:16):
Well, I didn't come into any money, but I got
home from the supermarket I found out that I know
glad packs to pack my meat too, So.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You just went out and board it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You know what, I'm an adult. I could buy my
own vacuum seal a bag thing if I want to.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
What do you need in occasion? Fair enough? Samantha, just Samantha.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Honestly, I just pictured Samantha on a Saturday night, just
vacuum sealing everything she owned for yourself.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Years ago, I needed new glasses.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
My hubby jokingly said, well, you should go and try
the Pokey's then, So I put ten bucks in the
pokies and I won the exact amount that I needed,
which was about three hundred dollars. That's not sound financial advice,
but I'm glad that it had happened to you.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
That's a sign, though, that you're meant to have those glasses.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, okay, that's a good way to look at it.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Someone text her and said, I got an eight thousand
dollars tax refund, so I decided to register for Thailand
tomorrowland today?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Are they doing it tomorrowland in Thailand?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
That will be wild?

Speaker 2 (15:12):
That would be cool.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Treat yourself, Someone said, oh, where are they all gone.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
About this one? I treated myself to a full tank
of gas when I got a refund on my glasson's order.
Hell yeah, Well you feel like such a boss bitch
when you fill up your whole tank of gas.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Hey, I got made redundant, I got a seventy five
thousand dollars payout, I got text twenty five thousand dollars,
and then when the rest of it, I bought a
horse float and paid for a trip to the UK.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Love that for you? Yeah, sweet, that's that's exactly what
I would do as well.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I won lotto and treated myself to a new clothes
drying rax.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Really isn't it crazy?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
How much did you win?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
How many awful clothes drying racks would be out there?
Why is it that we just persist.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
With mine last year?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I now have two clothes horses, and neither of
them have the white plastic bit's flaking off them. So
when I moved my clothes horse, there's no plastic debris
on the ground anymore, and there's no rusty clothes horse
touching my clothes.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I feel like Prince Ali.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Do you feel just like the richest humid ever?

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Someone said I got some inheritance from my granddad, paid
off my bills and then booked a cruise from Rome
through the Greek Islands and back to Rome. Was bliss, Thanks.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Granddad, Thanks Grandad.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
God, that's money well spent. Granddado'd be happy with that.
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I paid for a full year of WAFT when I
got a payback from work.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
Treat yourself.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Rather one treat yourself. My husband and I put every
single dollar for the last few years into IVF, and
a couple of weeks ago, I thought, YOLO bought my
hubby the fifteen hundred dollars Star Wars Lego Millennium Falcon.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
Treat yourself.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Hell yeah, I support that. I support that wholeheartedly.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I'm the person who spent their a lotto winnings on
the new clothes drying rack. They said they won the
Big One, but not Powerball, so they won Division one.
There could be anything from three hundred thousand to a
million dollars. That's decent, and a clothes rack.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
If they're buying the clothes rack, probably more around the
three hundred thousand, then.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, Clint, I'm looking for new clothes horses. What brands
did you get? We'll take this conversation offline, but I've
got the clothes rack for you.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Don't you worry.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's just like the normal white ones. It's not on
the stainles steel ones. It's a normal white one, but
it's XL.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
XL.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
When did this show take such a turning?

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Well, we call when they hired us.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I don't know. I can't remember anymore. I saw this
interesting TikTok that came up on my feed where these
girls were on a girl's trip and they were having
the discussion about how many pairs of underwear you take
on a three night trip.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Oh, okay, we've.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Got the audio here. Listen to the answers that the
ladies gave. How many undies did you pack for three
nights away? Seven?

Speaker 4 (18:14):
Including the ones I'm wearing nown.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Ones are wearying seven in case I shut myself at
least twice, three pairs for my nighttime cupies, three pairs
for underneath my active word, three pairs that have put
my data mondays.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
And then I have a spare for each of those.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Moments twelve, ten, ten, and twelve with the upper limits.
Weren't they a lot of seven a lot of sevens?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And then the upper ones were yeah, ten to twelve?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Yeah, all right, okay, So.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
My question this afternoon is how many pairs of undies
do you take on a three night trip.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I put my.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Numbers together before you played that, and mine was eight eight, yeah,
because I like a fresh through, like a fresh pair
in the morning, a free pair in the evening, a
spare peer because and that brings us to seven already. Ye.
And then if you're bringing seven, you might as well
bring an extra peer eight. Nice runner, I know what
the extra pair is for.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
No, I don't do that.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
No, it's not remember that time you ate that whole
Nando's chicken.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
No. Eight, eight is my number. Okay, we all know.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
We don't have to have to say that it's your number.
I would say about the same seven or eight. Yeah,
I think you can never have too many in my opinion,
Like if I have to run out of something, that's
the last thing I want to run out of. Yeah,
you know I can get by on every like everything else.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
You can wear shirt. You can re wear a shirt.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Not undies. You can't re wear a pair of undies.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Claudia. It's three nights away.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Even feels about right. Plus the ones I'm wearing ye
two a days I probably won't use. I think I'm
you can seven not plus the one.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, you can tell no one of us are nude sleepers, true, yeah,
none of us are, and none of us are commando.

Speaker 9 (20:05):
So definitely ten.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I'm not even kidding. I overpacked to the cows come home. Ten.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's three a day with a spear exactly.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You never know what's going to happen. It's quite a few.
If you were like a runner or like someone who
had to exercise every day, you might be swimming, which
I then would probably be like, Okay, but I know
for a fact you're not exercising on a holiday. You
don't know that I M going to hike.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
How are they getting so defiled? You're just watching TikTok.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Not completely against ten, not completely against it.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's not a huge gulf between eight and ten.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Not really.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I recently went to Las Vegas for seven nights, and
I knew I would not have access to laundry. I
wouldn't be able to wash them, yep, And that was
hard to pack for seven nights, including two long haul flights.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Many.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I think I took every pair that I own? Did Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I think I took between sixteen and twenty pairs of undies. Yeah,
to Las Vegas for seven nights.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
God, what would you which I think is pretty good.
If I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Barley, it's not good. It was like a third of
my entire suitcase was just undies.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Nah, I think that's fine. And if you go to Ballei,
I think you triple it. Oh, forget whatever you standard
amount of undies that you take. If you're going on
a trip to Bali, you triple the about.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I reckon, there's logic and checking a pack of those
adult diapers in there if you go into like a
Bali or a deli or something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
People who have been to Bali, if you know, you know.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
You know your name.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Podcast, Oh my god, the variation and how many pairs
of undies people would pack for a three night trips.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
It's wild.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
It goes all the way down to zero, from the
people who say they don't wear undies, all the way
up to text like this. It says three nights. I'm
looking at about twelve to fifteen. fIF fifteen can never
be too careful. Plus if you're swimming a lot, then
you need some extras.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Cheers, Josh, what about this one? I would take ten
three each day. I saw a meme that said I
totally trust my bowels and bladder until I go on
holiday like.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
This ten just in case I ship myself and pissed
myself in the same day.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
What every day? Yeah, because every day of the truck.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
You're in an unusual place, like in BALI definitely could happen.
You know, you never know, You eat the street food
and then it's all over.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
What, I'm realizing. It's a very personal number and maybe
you should match. Maybe you should match with a person
who's in the same I.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Think it's a very good indicator.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, yeah, it should be in your tender bio.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
It should be like tender preference, height and number of
undies for a three night holiday.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
This is the tea. But everyone was talking about Queer
Eye last week and how Karama did not do the
press tour with the other boys, the Fab five became
the Fab four.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
What he's really upstaged them on the It's the Victory
Land for their final season.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yes, this is the tenth and final season. But he
was not there nowhere to be seen in the interviews.
A story has now come out and said why exactly
and what happened? So apparently word on the street is
that they were filming season ten, so they were current.
They were filming season ten in Washington, DC, and Karamo's

(23:23):
mum visited the set because she wanted to come, you know,
support her boy. And she was sitting behind the scenes.
And what happens on TV shows when you sit behind
the scenes, they can give you headphones to hear the
microphones and you can hear all the microphones of the
people on camera. And apparently Karamo had stepped away from

(23:45):
the other boys and it was Anthony, Tan and Jonathan
and allegedly Karamo's mum overheard them talking negatively about him,
including criticizing certain lifestyle choices, judging how he looked and dressed,
and also describing his advice that he gives on the

(24:08):
show because he is the life coach and that's what
he brings to the show. Judging some of the stuff
that he says to people on the show and saying
that he's not very good at it.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh that's mean if that came out, So that's all
I really went in.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
By the sounds of.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
It, that's allegedly what's happened. And then obviously Caramo's mum
has then told him and he's very upset and heard
by it.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
That's rich coming from Anthony, who's the cooking one and
his main recipe is avocado on toast.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Remember when he did that.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yes one episode on the opening episode of season ten,
they talk about eggs and he goes, I really like
them when they're cooked on the outside and running on
the inside.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh my god, I've just had a great idea. Shit,
Anthony and Brooklyn Beckham should start a cooking show.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Can you imagine it'd be the.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Most basic cooking show ever. Yeah, be a good cooking
show for me, to be honest. Yeah, that's the tea
the ZM. We're talking about treat yourself before. I'm saying
you've got to do it. If you get some money.
That you weren't expecting. Obviously, be responsible and pay what
you need to pay. But you've got to you've got
to treat yourself a little bit.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Yeah, unless you're this person who said I got an
inheritance of one point two million dollars and I did
nothing but put it in a term deposit and kept working,
no trips, nothing.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
What that is discipline?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You could die tomorrow and yeah, sorry to be the
bearer back. You could, like you probably won't, but you could,
and guess what, that money's staying here.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
But the beauty of a term deposit is even if
you die, the money continues to grow.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You should get into marketing.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
But you don't know. I agree with you. I don't
agree with what I said.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Have you inherited one point two million dollars? How much
are you blowing? How much are you treating yourself?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Around the world trip? Whatever that costs? Yep, like a
good three month trip alone? No so so two around
the world trip? Two round the world trips for me
and my partner?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Are you paying for your partners?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yes? Now she can pay for herself.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Hopefully she gets an inheritance. Do you feel lucky? Well,
do you, it's time for brillan Clint's Google down punk.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
All right, Google downtime. This is where one of the
crew could win you fifty KFC chicken dollars. All you
have to do is text through the name of the
person you think is going to win. Your choices are Clint, Claudia,
and Ella. Text one of those names to nine six
nine six and you could win some CAFC.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Claudia went again last week easily, yeah, not.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
So quick too. That actually didn't notice. And when you
were like, cool, you won, I was like, wait, what
I stand on celebrate?

Speaker 4 (26:50):
She was like, that's the normal.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I stand by my suggestion from last year that we
push our odds out. So it's fifty KFC chicken dollars
if you pack Claudia, but it's one hundred KFC chicken
dollars if you peck Ella or Clint. Because we're less
likely to win's horse racing, she's the favorite.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Claudia should be paying one KFC chicken dollar.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Okay, we can do that this week, but I'm not
saying we'll do it every week. Really, yes, we can
do it this week.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Okay, you're not allowed to bet on everyone, No, and we.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
We can see we need loyal on everyone.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 6 (27:26):
Well?

Speaker 8 (27:26):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (27:27):
It's time for Brian Clint Google down pok.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Here we go Google Down time where we find out
who is the fastest Googler on the team, and they're
playing for you at home. You can either back in Clint,
Claudia or Ella. And yes, we have up the stakes
because Claudia wins so often, so frequently that if you
back either Clint or Ella and they win, they'll win

(27:52):
you more Cafca chicken dollars.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
We're long odds. Yes, do you remember the last time
you won? Ela? I don't remember last time.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I went one time last year. I'm just happy if
I get a point.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
To be honest, I'm pretty to get.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, two points, I'm happy.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
So we know you are. I reckon.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
It's old.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Want listen to it? Listen to it? Okay, time to play.
I've put these questions into Google first person to yell
out the correct answer that comes up on Google. I'll
give you a point first to three takes the game.
Are we ready? Here comes question number one? What movie

(28:33):
won the Oscar for Best Picture in two thousand and three?
Chicag got it? It was Chicago. Ella was right behind
him in Claudia.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
Where are you mine?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Specifically says it one best picture at the two thousand
and three Oscars? What buzzy gahdum.

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Then if I scroll down, it says Chicago.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Who is the lead in Chicago? Renees Elwiger, I believe
and Catherine Zita Joe. That's right, they made a good duo.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Nicole Kidman, No, that was.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Good, try though. Question number two, who invented scrabble? Great question?
Alfred Alfred but.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Alfred Masha but.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
His sister Butts. It's mister Butts to you his other
sister Ivanka Ivana no a Vanka butnker but I vunka
as in like never mind.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Question number three his dead Humphrey Butts.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah, that's good. Wonder Clinton, Wonder Claudia. Question number three,
how many Goose bump books are? They're in total?

Speaker 9 (29:55):
I've screwed up two hundred and thirty sixty two over
two hundred originals.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Sixty two was the number I was looking for. There
are multiple spin offs, help, but the originals are sixty two.
I was the score.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I was terrified.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Two to one, Tutor Clint one to Claudia, I.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Was pictrified of those. They were too much for me.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Especially the weird talking doll thing. That one scared me
a lot. Question number four You need this one, girls
if you want to keep the win away from Clint.
Question number four, how many months are bottle those dolphins pregnant?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
For twelve?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm going to say, Claudia just scotti literally like Miller's seconds.
But I could hear Claudia and Clint was right there.
That was scary, all right to Clint to Claudia.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
God damn it. There was a there was that was
that was that I was going to win it.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
That was that you could still win. Don't get in
your head. Question number five, how many rocks are there
in Stonehenge? What did you say called ninety three?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I said eighty to ninety three?

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Ninety three.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I've got to give it to Clint. Eighty to ninety
three was the answer. I was looking for, popping way,
So are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Carl Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Carl, we did it, Carl, Hello, Yes, we have Clinton
on the longmoards.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
So you agreed to one hundred dollars one hundred.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
KFC chicken dollars is coming your.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Way, Carl Oh, that sounds perfect that.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Is east and a half. Then invite the friends over.
You feed everyone.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I'll feed the family for a couple of days for.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Short lovely a grady.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Because it feels like audio.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Yeah, it's pretty nice. So we keep the game. Now
that Clint's winning, we keep the game next week. Claudia wins.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I hate the studio game.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
It's ms brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
I want to talk big babies. Were you said you
were that bigger baby? You just had a big head.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, all of us Thomas El's had quite big heads
as babies.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
You know your numbers were?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
I think I'm pretty sure because we literally looked at
this on the holidays. I was like seven and a
half pounds.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh yeah, it's a reasonably reasonable size baby, about an
average size.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
What about you?

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I was a nine to two, Oh big baby baby, Claudia,
your big baby.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, I was an average baby. I was about six pounds.
Your little baby baby, little baby Ella, won't you fourteen pounds?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yep? You like a kettle bell coming out.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
She was this size with mother.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Do you know what your number was?

Speaker 9 (32:46):
Yeah, eight pounds.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
But as a baby, you know that's generally what happens.
You grow after you Oh really, you keep on growing.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
You don't want about the baby to get smaller, lady,
but grow. That's the worst you didn't grow that much.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
I've got big baby news and it's.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
From your home state of Queensland.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Three.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
We're about one of the biggest Queensland.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Babies, Molik a Bonger, tipping the scales at a massive
six point zero six kilograms at birth, arriving in a
planned cesarean and shocking healthcare stuff. His big brother, Malachi,
who himself was born weighing more than five kilos when
he came into the world just thirteen months earlier.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Big babies, it's annoying the pounds kilos conversions six kg's
that's a thirteen point two pound.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Damn bear bear, that's a big baby.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Fills biggest ella.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Not quite.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
That's not the record though for Queensland. What's the record here?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
It is Australia's biggest ever baby was born.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh sorry, Australia's biggest baby so not just Queensland.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Australia's biggest ever baby was born in Kempsey, New South
Wales in nineteen sixty three, coming in it just under
seven point four kilograms.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Going under the conversion for US seven point four kilos.
That's a sixteen point three pound baby. Was everyone okay, yeah,
well I think.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
So sixteen pounds.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm just we asked you to text if you're a
big baby, and I'm just trying to see if anyone
can beat that. We've got a twelve point six pounder.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I feel like it should be like a part of
the government duties that if a woman has a baby
over ten pounds, like ten and above, they get a
new car.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh and I thought you're going to say, like an
extra six months of maternity.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
No, like they get a whole car.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yep, they get they get nar because then you have
people who are in jicked in the baby with steroids
to try and get a bigger one, and you know
they'll be like tipping the scales.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
And full of water. Yeah yeah, try and get some
big babies.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Some people going down and having babies with rugby league
players just they can get a new car. Sonny Bell
Soney Bell, someone ticks it in is a Chinese lesson,
I have a big baby.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Bell.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
There's a Chinese lady that had a twenty five pound baby.
Should we quickly look what the world records for the
world's biggest baby.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Did you say twenty five pounds? Was a Chinese baby?
Was twenty five pounds?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's not verified, by the way, that's straight from the
tics machine, right, So okay.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
People playing along at home in kilos, that's eleven and
a half kilos roughly.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Okay, that's not true according to Google.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
According to Google, the heaviest baby ever recorded was born
in Ohio on January the nineteenth, eighteen seventy nine, weighing
twenty two pounds, which has nine point nine eight kilos.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I think that was Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Yeah, he
was born in Ohio. That's where he got the nickname
the Rock because he weighed as much as a rock
because twenty two pounder.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Anyway, Shout out to our big babies. Shout out to
our big baby.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
Has as zad AM's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
On the weekend, met this very lovely couple and for
some reason we got onto the topic of how, I
mean pretty standard topic, how'd you guys meet, How can
you been together? All that kind of jazz. But it
was the story of how this couple met that perked
my interest because I was like, oh, that's very cute.

(36:30):
It's a very cute meat.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Cute, very cute meat cute, very.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Cute meat cute. And if you don't know what a
meat cute is, it's the term that they think they
use in movies where it's the way like the characters
meet in the movie.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
It's the serendipitous happening that means that two characters come together.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, anyway, so this couple's meet cute. They said that
they both attended a murder mystery party and they did
not know each other, never met each other, but they
were both friends separately with the person hosting the murder
mystery party.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Friend of a friend, friend of a.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Friend, and at the murder mystery party and if you've
never been to one before, have you ever been to one?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
No, I know the concept.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
But so for some of them, you can buy like
these kits and you become a character in the murder
mystery and then you play out the story as the character. Anyway,
they were the characters that they each picked out of
the hat at the murder Murder Mystery party, were together

(37:40):
in the game. In the game.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah, yeah right, so they could act and.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
So they got to know obviously they had to like, yeah,
get to know each other quite well because they had
to figure things out because they were together in the game.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
How exciting if you already had a little bit of
a crush on them from seeing them and then they
get you two are married. Yeah, yeah, you're like, okay, nice, Yeah,
we're cute. One of them didn't get murdered, did they?

Speaker 2 (38:08):
That was my next question. I was like, it wasn't
one of you guys that got murdered? Or was the murderer?
And neither of them were.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
A few because if their life is following the game,
not a good omen.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
No, definitely not. I thought we could ask people. We've
done this before. It's always very cute to ask you
guys for your meat cute stories because.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
We don't have one. Breezes Tender Mine's in the same
friend circle.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like, what's a I love hearing about really cute meat
meat cutes?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Yeah, the origin story?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Do you have a cute meat cute story? It's kind
of a long story. Was it? Was it a Bible?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
Bible camp? Wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
It was camp?

Speaker 9 (38:54):
But he was like four years older, hot at like
in the worship band, and I was like ugly as
not on his radar And then like four years later
or whatever. In Uni, I was doing like an assignment
where it.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Was a trend at the time.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
I sent to Google doc to all the people have
had a crush on in the past.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I was hoping that you were going to play Mary
in the Nativity play. And that's when he noticed you.

Speaker 9 (39:19):
I wish because yeah, I just sent the Google doc.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
And then he was like, oh, no, that's not hot
playing Mary in the Nativity Why not because she gets
pregnant exactly, but she gets pregnant by divine intervention.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well, name a hotter character.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Joseph's just like, what the hell is going on here?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Name a hotter character in the Nativity play that's hotter
than Mary.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
She's naughty Nativity, the one it's pretty sick, the one
that brings frank and the one that brings gold.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Yeah, the grumpy old bee who runs the inn. And
she's like, well you can sleep on the stable if
you're like again, know, he's hot.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
The Angel gay Reel, the Angel. I know there's an angel.
Angels always hot. Yeah, right, we're getting not track.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
This is we're getting not a track. We're going not
a track unless you did meet in an activity scene.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Oh my God, imagine if someone met they one was Mary.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
And one was Joseph eight hundred dollars in him or
text it to.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Nine six nine.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Sex give us, give us like the concise version. But
we would love to hear your meet cute, the cute
way that you love telling people about how you and
your partner got togethers Brienkland.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
We're asking you for your meet cute stories, the cute
stories about how you meet your partner.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Natalia has called up, Hi Natalia, Hello Natalia.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Once you meet cute Natalia, how do you and your
partner hook up?

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Okay, so my best friend had this big giant bean bag,
and I had this idea. So what I did was
I did a big flying leap and the belly stop
onto the bean bag, hoping to like throw them off
the bean base. Okay, his body mouse.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Is bigger than mine.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Oh yeah, see where this is going, hy sand or
a floor in front of him in a big bagger
ship to correct.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
And that's how we met.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You bounced off, Natalia, and he went he went.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
After going like a flip and the floor and a
roll or whatever.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
The he made a first impression, obviously.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
And he went that injured woman flat on her back.
That's a bit of mate.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Yeah, that's that's very cute, mean cute.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Thanks Natalia Victoria is here.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Hi Victoria, Victoria, Hi, what you meet?

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Cute?

Speaker 6 (41:41):
So I meet my partner at a snooker competition. We
were playing for opposite club.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Okay, cool, and.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
After about five hours of like who's better at pool
and snooker type left with his number and we've been
together for six years.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Hot, five hours, that's a hot. That's a big build up,
A big builds at a lot of a lot of
snook attention there, Victoria, quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Yeah, this is what I need to know, who's better
at snooker.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
I'm better at snooker because I'm more strategic, but he's
better at just normal a ball.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yeah right, that's very diplomatic answer, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Please tell me one of you guys, like in this
five hour build up when you met at this snooker competition,
one of you used the line do you want to
come home and chalk mark?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
You liked it?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
No, we weren't so forth coming with it.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
We want to come in my place and sing some balls?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I like, you want to come home and uh the
top corner right pocket six.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
I'm talking about sex. Thanks Victoria, we're talking about your
meet cute. Someone said we had an We met online,
and the first time we met in person at the airport,
I knew I was going to marry her. It was
like a lightning bolt went through my body. And we've
been together for twenty four years since.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That's a bit cute. What about this one? My meet
cute with my husband was that I was driving some
friends down a rural country road and coming up that
country road was a guy doing burnouts. I said to
my friends, who was this twit? And they knew who
it was. Anyway, time went on, we met and now
we are married.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Cute it burn burnout. It sounds like a.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Plot line from McLeod's orders.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's a bogan meet CUTEYEA like it. My husband and
I met in a Domino's car park. He was working
there at the time. We headed off straight away and
it turned out that we were born thirty six hours
apart in the same hospital.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Now we've been married for eight years together, fourteen years
in total, and we have a nearly.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Three year old daughter together.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Oh that's very cute.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
How do you figure that?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Out.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
How do you get onto that?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, was like the first meeting that you figured that out.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
It sounds like it.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh, we asked for Nativity seen based meet cutes, Yes,
and we got this text. I'm twelve, so I don't
have a love story. But in my daycare I was
Mary and my Joseph now goes to my school, but
I don't like him at all.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
He's annoying.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I met my partner at social nitball. We were both.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Fill in players for another team and they put us
at gold defense and goalkeep. We played really well together
and just had that chemistry from then onwards. You know,
they say something about sweating together and the exchange of
pheromones and that kind of.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It, like does something. Yeah, that might be my favorite
one of the day. It's social social. Yeah, one was
gold defense, one was goal keeper. Yeah, and there was
just instant care, if.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You need, if you need, and I do need, I
do need.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Pivots, yep, pivot.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Well, the relationship didn't last.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I did have the Hollywood eyes meet across a crowded
room moment, and honestly it was way hotter than the movies.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I love that. There's my husband got me a twenty
pack of chicken nuggets on a sporting trip and he
didn't make me pay him back. Eight years later and
we still laugh about it. That's adorable. You gotta serve
chicken nuggets at your wedding if you get married.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Yeah, that's nice. You got to yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Yeah, and he has to make sure you never pay
for a chicken nugget in your life.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Yeah, Ever, what about this? I serve my now fiance
coffee for almost a year and used to slip her
some caramel bliss balls and run back to the counter.
She popped up on my suggested friends on Facebook and
I finally made my move. The rest is history. Five
years later, we are now engaged, we own a cat,

(45:40):
a dog, and a saving up to buy our dream
farm property.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
God bless the algorithm in that situation, God bless Hey.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Can you imagine how that person felt when they saw
that person come up on their suggested friend be like,
this is what I've been waiting for.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, especially because they've been trying to find them on
Facebook every night for the last eighteen months.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Wonder how many bliss balls they had to shout CDMs
Brie and Clint.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Podcast rayons with Brian Clinton.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
We're going to be live and christ Church on the
thirteenth of February launching our brand new chip with Heartland.
It's a secret flavor. We know what it is. It's
a new flavor. It's not on shelves, brand new flavor.
It's a flavor we've created with Heartland. If you can
guess what it is, there's five thousand dollars up for grabs.
You can go and register your guess at zitim on
right now online, right now.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
You do it right now, because I'm pretty sure you
can put a guess in each day, really I think so.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Okay, there's some clues up there as well which can
help you. But if you're in christ Church, come to
fed Iddies on the thirteenth of February. We're going to
be doing the show live from three pm and you
can be one of the first in the country to
try our brand new Heartland chip chips for everyone, and
you could score free tickets to Lord that night.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Birthday right now, though, we're doing your birthday bangers number
one songs. When you turn sixteen, we'll figure out three
and play our.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Favorite Charlotte's up first High Charlotte who.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Charlotte, Hi, how are you good? How's your day been?

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Yes, be pretty busy, but can't complain.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Oh good on your Charlotte. Hey, what's your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Twenty first of September two thousand and two.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
All right, that means you were sixteen in twenty eighteen
and on your sixteenth birthday, Charlotte, this was number one.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
A pharmises current called them but proper Calvin Harris, Sam
Smith banger promises.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
What do you reckon? Charlotte?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It's pretty good, get Charlotte. Maybe the last time Calvin
Harris had really big music on the radio.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
But yeah, maybe maybe. And then there was that whole
Turyler Swift Demarcle people forget they were together eight He
didn't come off the best after that.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Kelsie's here, Hey, Kelsey, Hey, Kelsey, Hi, has your day been?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Kels Yeah, pretty good?

Speaker 8 (48:01):
Pretty busy afternoon?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
What those kids?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
But what have they been doing? Sport?

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Holiday program, all of that lost goal.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
You're almost there, Kelsey? Are they back at They're back
this week or next week?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
No, the ninth of February.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Jesus, you are not almost there. You've got so long
to go.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
All right, we'll ki a ka. Let's do a birthday
banker to keep your spirits up?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
What is your birthday, kels.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
At thirteenth January ninety two?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Happy birthday for a couple of weeks ago. You were sixteen, though, Kelsey?
When you two thousand and eight and here's your birthday
bank Oh yeah, kel.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
What do you reckon? Kelcey?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Don't go wrong? I mean I definitely can serve a
party to it.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I don't know if it's my jam now.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
I put it on with the kids, drop it low?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, I always get this in Sweat drop down mar
balls mixed up? Which one would you prefer? Kelsey?

Speaker 8 (49:00):
I mean you can't go wrong with sweet trip down
my ball?

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Is it Ying Ying Twins or Little John and the
east Side Boys?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's Little John's if you not called sweat drop down
My Balls either.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, but that's what everyone knows it as, whether sweat
drop down my ball?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Oh ski.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, good go wait there, well we're book They bang
up for William Cudda, William I.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
William Kydda, How are you good? How's your day been good?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Thank? He has been pretty good?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Pretty fit me on the way.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Home, lovely to hear hey what's your birthday? It's the
twentieth of September ninety eight A right, that means you
were sixteen and twenty fourteen when at the September twenty
fourteen this was number one.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
You manifested that you brought her up before Breeze. I
did not Taylor Swift shake it off her biggest song.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
What do you think, William?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
I love it?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
You were Taylor Swift fan, William, Yeah, you don't mind
her a few Taylor swip bops.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Okay, we're there.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
We have to decide between Calvin Harris, Tea Pain and
flow Rider and Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Or Little John Sweat Dripped down My Ball?

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Will you do you get low by Little John?

Speaker 9 (50:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
That's a day. Okay, Yeah, good, good, good good.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Such a good song never comes up in birther day.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
Because it wasn't number one. I'm voting for ploy Rider too.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh yeah, Kelsey, Sorry, it's not swept Dripped down.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
My balls, but it is the next best thing. Yeah,
because like the.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
T move version.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Kelsey, good luck with another two weeks of school holidays.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
We're thinking of you. Thank you, te Pain and flow Rider.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Lo, it's the winner of birthday banger for Kelsey today.
It was number one in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Ouch. This is a great text that came in.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
It says the way I got down to this banger
in Declorobe, but now my knees creaked too much.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
That's a perfect millennial text that one isn't it.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
And people are exclusively referring to this song as sweat
Dripped down My Balls. Now this text is sweat Drip
down My Balls is from Need to Speed Underground. Man,
I heard that so much every time I started that
game up.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I'm going to add this as a DJ set. What
a banger?

Speaker 2 (51:57):
People love? It goes off.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
It's day two of trying to find the cheapest copy
of Breeze Book that I can find. I've got a
family member who wants to read it, but you.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Don't want to pay full price. You refuse.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
I've told you I Now.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I have a book at home that I can give
you to give to your family member, and we don't
have to do this second anymore.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
I want you to get the sale. I just don't
want to pay full price. You go Breeze Book bargain.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Which is why we're on the hunt for a Breeze
Book bargain yesterday we call paper plus and then the
cargo thirty seven nine nine overpriced.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
If anything that's full price, is that full price? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:38):
When a Verse came out, I think it differed in
different bookshops. But yeah, no, that's not on sale today.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
We're going to go to my local.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
We're going to call Whit Calls and Lynn Wall in
the Auckland suburb of New Lynn.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
So many books.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
See if my book's gone to the bargains.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
See if it's gone cheap yet for theirs, I'll pop
it and grab it perfect on my way home.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
What call speaking?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
It's Brian Clinton calling from Zidim. How are you?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (53:06):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Do you know Breese book? Did you see Breeze Book
when she wrote that book? Brie Thomas l We did?

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Yeah, yeah, are you still selling it?

Speaker 8 (53:15):
I'm not sure I could check how many we have?

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Lessons? She's like, yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
And it's also a price check that I'm after because
I'm trying to find the I'm trying to find the cheapest.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Copy I can I.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Have a look quick?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Great, thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
She knew who we were.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
That's a promising start. Yeah yeah, oh no.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
They don't have it either. I'm going to be sad.
Maybe it's just sold out.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Maybe it's sold out.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Maybe it was too that's what I'm going to tell myself.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Maybe to do a reissue.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's the problem. There wasn't enough.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
It says we're out of stock.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Unfortunately, out of stock blew off.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
It has its very popular.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Is there a your price at all?

Speaker 8 (54:01):
And it was last I didn't have it for thirty
four ninety.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
That's a better price.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Okay, are you expecting any more copies.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
In or Unfortunately, I can't see if we've got any
more coming, but I see other stores that have them.
The only other story is Blindfield.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
They have three.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Okay, we'll trackling Field.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Oh you've been super helpful. Thanks you so much.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
I appreciate you. Yeah, you've been great.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
I have a good day.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
You see you later. Not bad. She was so nice,
she was lovely.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
She didn't have the heart to say, no, we're not
going to order any more of that book in No,
that's enough to get rid of them in the first place.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Well, if you've seen a.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Copy texting through yesterday where they've seen it on discount, yeah, yeah,
the warehouse.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Yeah, we've we've got to try a warehouse.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Yeah, we need to call a warehouse.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
I think, okay, remember that's tomorrow's job. Nine sex nine sex.
How cheap? Have you seen Breeze book?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
I'm so glad we're starting the year off with uplifting segments.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I feel great good. Yeah, I'm glad Nick's on the show.
We need to get your mum on the phone to
talk about the TV show Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
I've set her a challenge, said to her last night.
Gave her a text and said you need to watch
this show.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
She was keen.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
She doesn't know what it's about.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Oh, she doesn't know what Heated Rivalry is about.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
No, we might have to give her a little heads
up not to watch it with my dad.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I think, okay, we'll talk to mom and die next
Briting Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
The show everyone has been talking about this year is
Heated Rivalry, the show about hockey hockey. Yeah, right, mice hockey.
I watched it over the weekend. I enjoyed it, thought
it was good, and I had this idea last night
where I text my mum and thought I would set

(55:48):
her the challenge for her to watch it and then
to review it on our show. What a great idea,
great idea, and here to talk about that right now,
as you mum hi, I mamma, die.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Hi guys, here you going now?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
You've already said yes to reviewing the show for us.
Are you excited to see heated rivalry? You're big ice
hockey fan. Absolutely anything to do with sporting side.

Speaker 8 (56:16):
Of things and rivalry.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I just love it so bad news there's not much
sport in it.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Well, there's there's a lot of physical activity.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Lots of physical activity, but not so much sport.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
What do you mean physical.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Activity, Well, a lot of I haven't actually seen it either, Die,
but from what I've heard, it's a lot more locker
room focused than on the ice hockey route.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I think showers, I think hotel downs, I think towels, robes, sweat.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Well, does anybody win?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
It sounds like there's a.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Lot of winners. They all come there.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Yeah, there's a lot of winners. That's a bit. Are
you willing to watch this show?

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Are you still do? I have to watch it on
my own now, I'm going to defer to Breef of
this one.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Look, Mom, I would say it would be safest to
watch it alone and not with Big Steve Farmer Queensland.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Old school Aussie blow.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I'd say watch it on your own, Mum. I think
this is just a little bit of you time. It's
a solo watch. How many episodes? Six episodes an hour
long each, and we'd love to well, let's check in
with her when she's halfway and then when you you're

(57:51):
fully finished, we'll check back in mum. Okay, so I
might even binge it? Would that be an idea if
your heart can handle it.

Speaker 6 (58:07):
Game of Throne to.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Supper, a lot less family interaction, game of Bones, Yes,
more like it?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
All right, Well, good luck, mamma and die. She's actually
on baby watch at the moment, aren't you die?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yes? Yes, yes, we are absolutely on baby watch.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Waiting for grandchild number three to arrive. Is that right?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Yeah, we've got our bags packed and ready to go.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Do you catch it when it comes out? Nothing? All
the best, mum. We can't wait for your in depth
review of the TV show Heated Rivalry, Love you.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Mamma and I.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Okay, fifty shades of Gray here, She's onto

Speaker 7 (58:50):
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