ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd February 2026

• LIVE from Timaru, New Zealand. 
• Bree had an accident at the airport. 
• What did you get a tattoo to commemorate? 
• Did Mumma Di watch Heated Rivalry?! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter, So we're playing it. It's Bri and Clint's
the podcast sidims Brian Clint. Thanks to KFC tab to.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Make CDM your number one pre seat on our free
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I'm very sorry, but I'm not in the studio.
Bri and I are and Tomato. We've just been down
to the farm to dig up the potatoes for the
Brian Clint chip.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
God, we really are working hard to bring the people
this chip, aren't we.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
We're in a luxurious apartment right now overlooking the water,
actually eating the Brian Clint chip, which if you can
guess the flavor, there's still five brand up for grabs
thanks to Hatland.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Should I do an audio clue? Yeah? Go over the chip?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
What does it sound like?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
What do you guys get from this? It's giving potato
chap Apart from the what do you guys get from this?
Not much else. The ick is the main thing.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
And you know what, I don't agree with you as
you say behind closed doors about tim Otoo. I don't agree.
It's a beautiful place.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Look at the water, look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
They were very happy to be here. Thank you to
Heartland for having us out at Fourgate Farm today. We've
had a great day and we have a great show
ahead of us. I don't think we've ever had this
many concert tickets to give away breath.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
No, we've got tickets for lane Way every hour, so
at four o'clock, five o'clock, at six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Three o'clock, four o'clock, five o'clock. I knew it was
one of the other.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
We're putting people in the drawer for our Hairy Styles
tickets and we're going to have a double pass.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And seeing Lily Allen at Spark Arena.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
How exciting that she announced she's coming to New Zealand. See,
I knew we love Lily Allen even though we can't
say her name.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
A free shrated trady versus lady.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
If you want to defend your team, you can call
us now on eight hundred dial z.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It in.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Brikland.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is the very much treaty.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
This is lady.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
All right here. We are Hi from Timutu.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
The scores.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I want to say at a guess seven to the trades,
four to the to the lady.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Claudia's in the studio. Is that baron about right, Claudia, yep,
seven four I can confirm new trade is on top.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, our trade is calling us from Otago today. She
is twenty eight and she has a kitten called Frankie.
Welcome to the show, Jade.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Hi, Jade, How how old your kitten?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
I think she's like thirteen weeks?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Oh so she's a baby, baby, kitten, baby.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You're taking on our ladies today. She's from Gisbone. She's
fifty two and she had to put her cat down
this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Welcome to the show, Tanya. How old? How old? How
old is your cat?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
He had a pretty good run?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Give name flash rip?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, well you're playing in flashes honor this afternoon. Let's go.
Let's go with names as our buzzer today. Kick things
nice and clear, particularly when we're out of the studio.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Tanya and Jade, use your names.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
First of three correct answers gets that fifty dollars cash
prize from KFC.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
All right, guys, let's give it a home.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Question Number one today is the sixty eighth Grammy Awards,
which aren't form are Grammys given out in celebration of.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What do you want to Yeah? Movies?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
No, it's not movies, unfortunately, Jay, do you want to
have a crack a.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Book.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Grammys, guys, Grammys, Oh, Grammy singers. So yeah, I'm going
to give it. Yeah, we'll give it to you. Use it. Yeah,
is what we were looking at. That felt harder than
it needed to be. But it's all up. Help from here.
We're all going, we go, guys, we're just getting warmed up.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Question number two, what part of the body does an
orthodontist deal with? Yes, we will take it. We are
one apiece in this game. Question number three, buzzing when.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
You can tell me who sings this?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Jason post Malone.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Hosty. Two to the Training's one to the ladies.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
You need this one, Tanya to stay in a Question
number four, what word is used in a game of
tennis to represent zero points?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, Tanya? Oh be fifteen?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
What high note?

Speaker 8 (04:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Noot, it was lo.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Okay, we moved. We move on to question number five.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Wait something, No, it's not over yet.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Wait yeah, you didn't answer love, did you?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
No? No, we move on to question five.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Still two to the Trade's one to the ladies. The
bree and Clint Chip drops drops next Friday with Heartland
name any flavor of potato.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Chip really told her that's a flavor. That is a flavor.
Well done, You're back in this game. Here we go tiebreak.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Question for the win, Question number six, what is the
currency of Japan?

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Yim, she got it.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's the win in honor of my boyshlesh Oh.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I had to be You couldn't have any more disappointment today.
You actually needed to win that flash.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Great game, Tanya. We've got fifty BACKX cash coming your
way thanks to KFC. Oh, thanks very.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Much, CDMs Brie and Clinical Podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Have you heard of this trend that's going around at
the moment called secret manually?

Speaker 8 (06:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Apparently apparently there's lads that are now keeping secret manuals
for their ladies.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Oh, do you understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
No, So apparently there's a trend going around where all
these guys are showing off their secret manuals that they're
keeping for the girls that they're dating.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I e.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
They write down specific details about their women, Okay, so
that they have like a how to guide, how to
what like. They'll write down their anniversary date, they'll write
down the favorite flower they were right down.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Do you want to hear some of the ones food?

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, some of the ones that people are sharing there
was one guy who the section was called about Raven.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's the girl he's dating.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
He has logged everything from her favorite flowers, which are lilies, roses,
and tulips, to the fact that she doesn't like chocolate
but only white chocolate.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
He's also got stuff in there like her favorite restaurant,
what books she's read, and what books.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
She hasn't read.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
There's another guy who has written stuff about his girlfriend,
including her favorite foods, date nine ideas, clothing preferences, sizes
and brands.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Sizes is an interesting one, yeah, because I was thinking
these are all things that you should just learn and
know about your partner and not have to write them
down until you got to the sizes thing. Because and
I don't recommend buying clothes for your partner.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Unless she asks for them for like a birthday or
a Christmas present and she sends you to size in
the bread because I've bought.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I've tried to buy shoes for my wife before, which
was a big mistake in the and of itself, but I
had to text her mum to get.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Her shoe size and did her mom know?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, her mum knew. Yeah, So I didn't want to
ruin the surprise. She didn't wear the shoes because she
didn't like them, but they were the right side, small overside.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
I thought we could test you to see if you
don't need a secret manual for your wife of eight years?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Lucy? Eight years today too? I know have your universary, babe.
Wasn't it yesterday? Today? It's the day after your birthday? Yes?
I knew that. Not your marriage man, I don't need.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
To Okay, okay, First thing, her favorite flowers, Lili's.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
She's not here. How would you know Lili's. I'm gonna
I'm going to send her this break well done show correct? Okay?
Next up? Her favorite treat, Oh, dark chocolate.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Are you just saying all your favorite things?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
No? Yeah, I like milk chocolate.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Okay. What is her favorite type of cuisine?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Italian? How are we going to know?

Speaker 4 (09:11):
We should have done more prep work.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's definitely Italian. We went to Italy on our honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, Okay. She makes a lot of pizza, does she? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Really, I didn't know that about it. What's her favorite
type of pizza?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh, she makes a lot of it.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
You should know, Yeah, salami pizza. I'm in charge of
the bell.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
By the way, that's what.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, Clint's giving himself a tick for each Question's making
me sound like a bad husband. Okay, this is the
most important one.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Out favorite pizza show me a man on planet Earth
who knows their partner's favorite pizza.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I think a lot would if you go to a
pizza shop, you should know. Okay, this is the most
important one. If you get this forgiven, Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
What? Ah?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Her two love languages?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
How does she receive love gifts? Gift an ex of service? See,
all is forgiven.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I think her lot of language is anything except physical.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And yeah, that's that's correct. That's one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
God, you did so well, I know and we will
never know if you did it.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Eight years of wided bliss The Tea Lie from l
A with d McCarthy over the weekend, the world been
a surprise farewell to the wonderful Catherine O'Hara.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Ah, hello you, I'm filming television, Spira Rose.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
You certainly do Jack. I had the most terrible vision.
Oh my god, it's you. I thought a moose was.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
About to attack me. Next step is to fold in
the cheese.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Cheese he folded in.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You folded in such an and Dean, the world is
paying tribute to a great actress.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
Oh, my goodness, the world has been paying tribute to
a great actress.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
You're right about that.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
So it's been revealed that actually she had a red
genetic condition years ago, and that is what people are
out talking about today. But the data she passed away.
She was in a serious condition and rushed at the
hospital early hours in the morning. That's kind of all
we know right now, and it is obviously, yeah, especially
a rare medical condition. What they said, I can't dextercadia.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
It's just invarious Yeah, something heart based.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
On something to do with her heart. Apparently she was
only seventy one. Did we mention that, which is very
very young, gone way too soon. A lot of people
I know, included myself, were devastated.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
When we read this news.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
She was just hilarious and seemed like just such a
gb so very sad news to lose one of the
good ones.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, I talk about it.

Speaker 8 (11:58):
I mean she saw I got many many stars. Obviously,
every actor and the actress that she's ever worked with
has come out and tribute McAuley Culkan obviously they both
shot the same with the home alone movies. Dan Levy
from the Ship's Creek series, He and his father Eugene
Levy actually created that series and she was chosen for

(12:19):
the pilot and it was she was so spectacular that
they put her in the series and she almost didn't
do it and it would never have been as successful without.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Her, no way.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
She was like probably the most memorable character from that show.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
God that McAuley culkin tribute was sad.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
He referred to her as mum and as tribute and
he said, I thought we had more time and oh
I was just so sad.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
That's really sad.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, yes, good chance to go and rewatch Ship's Creek. Yes,
rewatch show so rewatchable and you'll see it one of
the lens now, yeah, oh, there you go. There's the
tea with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Someone else who's got their money's worth was the winner
of the Australian Open Men's Final last night, which was
Carlos al karaz.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
A glass kokas Australian six six three that in doing
so makes history down as the youngest career Grand Slam
winner of Altar. He is congratulated by the greatest of Altar.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
He took down Novak Djokovic. Yeah, I mean which he
is the Grand Slam winner for the past like fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Indulge me a better tennis chap for a second, because
my algorithm is all tennis now.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Djokovic thirty eight, yes, twenty two, so crazy age difference
at the beginning of his career Djokovic at the end.
Could Jokovic be his dad if he had him at sixteen?
So technically yes, yeah, technically yes. Djokovic arguably the greatest ever.
He's won the most.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
This would have been his twenty fifth Yeah, and the
youngest to ever do it to achieve what he's achieved to.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Win all four Grand Slams. Yeah, he's the youngest ever doing.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Can you remember how crazy we went during COVID when
everyone thought Novak Djokovic was the bad guy because he
didn't want to get him uniced to go and play
in the Australian Open, and we're like he's evil, and
he was like.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Wasn't that big controversy where he tried he locked him
up in a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Remember, well, he.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Tried to get an exemption when he went to the
Yodds Straight Open. Yeah, and he was like, I haven't
been vaccinated, but you need to let me in because
I'm going to win it.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Well yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And everyone was like, this
guy's a bad person. No, no, he's the greatest tennis
player of all time. We just lost our minds a bit.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
They locked him in an apartment.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, the guy's won the thing eleven times, ten times.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
It's I mean, Carlos al Karez, he's a special player.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Ye, he's special.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
As he was talking about in the press conference after
the match, how he always gets a tattoo to commemorate.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
His big wins. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Do you want to hear some of the tattoos that
he's got, uh huh so some of his major victories.
I believe he's got some strawberries tattooed, which.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Was for Wimbledon, Wimbledon strawberries and cream.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Correct, And this one is talking about getting a kangaroo
tattooed on his leg right to celebrate.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
He is going to win so much tennis that he
is going to run out of room on his body
for these tattoos.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
He's gonna have a full arm.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
He's going to have to just kick the kangaroo for
the Australian opens that he wins and the underneath like
they do when you're counting how many days you've been
in prison. Novak was riding on the hotel wall when
he was locked up in there during COVID, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Let me out.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
What do you think al Garaz got to commemorate his
French open win?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh, a little bag it Oh that would have been
little Eiffel Tower.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
It was the Eiffel Tower. Yeah, yeah, I wonder what
he would have got.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
So there's the French.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I wonder what he got for the US. Maybe a gun, yeah,
like AK forty seven maybe.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah yeah. And what he got for Roland Garross
something fancy? Where is Roland Garlos this Spain?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, it's Clay where he's from. Is it Spain? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
we know, we know tennis with the Clayers.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
I thought it'd be interesting to ask people this afternoon,
do you get tattoos to commemorate stuff?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Roland garrisons in France as well? Oh that's the French
open burg TINNI spans up in here, guys burgs.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Huge, huge, I know that Nadal won that one award,
so one of the big four Wimbledon and Australia, French
US yep, yeah, your four Grand Slams.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And the ASB Classics in Auckland. Yes, that's next. That
one's extra hard to win because it rains so much.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah, so you're not just competing against each other, you're
competing against a cyclone every summer.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
I don't think I could ever play tennis like professionally
because of how quiet it is, like when they're playing, right,
would you like that, like when they go to hit
the ball.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I don't think the quiet side.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I don't think the volume would be the biggest challenge
to me playing tennis.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Be more on my knees, ankles yea, my back yeah,
or the general fitness.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Is why I needed Novak to do it so I
could feel like I still have a chance at achieving
physical things.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
It's good to know that you compare yourself to one
of the greatest athletes that has.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Ever walked to the earth. That is good. That's good.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
You set the bar high.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Ye, delusions of grandeur.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
We want to talk commemorative tattoos this afternoon, and people
who got a tattoo to mark a special occasion? Even better,
do you get a tattoo every time you mark the
special occasion? Like how the Olympians get the rings? Yeah,
like how Carlos al Karez gets the tennis tattoos. Did
you get a tattoo each time you had a baby?

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Did you get a tattoo? What about?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
What about on forgetting Sarah Marshall? And there's the character
that what's that guy that's canceled now?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Russell Brand?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Russell Brand, He's gotten a tattoo for every year that
he's been sober.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Oh yeah, that's a good one to get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
Happens if you fall off the bandwagon? You just don't
get them on that year? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
A star space Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Podcast, So we.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Asked you guys, do you get a commemorative tattoo or
have you ever got one?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Before?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Jill is on the phone, Good afternoon, Jill, Hi, Jill Hi, Hi?

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Is this something you've got on your body? A tattoo
to commemorate something?

Speaker 9 (18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:52):
So I played socle w Hew Zylan many years ago,
and I've got the coordinates tattooed of all the countries
that I've played.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
In No way that's fun did you ever play against Bree?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
She played representative softball.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
We might have played against each other.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
All I remember is when we played the Kiwi's, which
we played them a fair few times. Your pictures that
you had was like they could really really that might have.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Been Jill, No outfielder where it's safe, right, Jill?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, thanks Jo, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Let's go to Haley.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I know one hundred dollars at him, Haley, Hailey love
your commemorative tattoo?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
What is it of Hailey?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Thank you. I don't do it every time I have
Turkish cuisine, but I thought it only made sense to
get a candy heart with the word kebb insize.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
What made you get that? Hailey? You just love a kebab?

Speaker 11 (19:55):
I do, And I must have just said a really
good woman and thought that would make a great thing.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
To put on my body.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
How much kobab are you? Muntioned? Back?

Speaker 11 (20:04):
Oh, now that I'm quite sober, not as many as
I used to, but yeah, right right right three.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
This has nothing to do with, obviously the fantastic tattoo
you got.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
But how old were you?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Ah?

Speaker 11 (20:16):
Probably older than I should have been, Like maybe twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
You sound like fun hail.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Did you get it on a night that also ended
with you having a kebab?

Speaker 11 (20:27):
No, I was actually decided. I was completely done with tattoos,
and my best thing I was getting her first one.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah you got wait wait you got you kebab tattoo
completely sober.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
Oh yeah, but it is sober.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yes, I've never had one.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Very funny about Ask you, guys, what's your commemorative tattoo of?
Someone said, my first tattoo was my kid's birth month,
with flowers and a bocat to signify no more babies.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Okay, because you're done quite a few of these.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Someone said, I have a tattoo for each kid, but
I stopped it kid number eight and still needs six
more kid names tattooed on me.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Loll what so wait? So wait, you're ten kids? So
no more? Stopped? What? Eight?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Fourteen kids?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Jesus fourteen kids? No, that's not true. Can you clarify
to that person that's true?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
That's not true. You're pulling out your yank. You're like
chavel oons Grammy's dress. You a yank and our tat.
I get a tattoo for every country I go to
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah, that is cool.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Someone else similar to that said, I have a postcard
outlined and I get a stamp for each country that
I live in.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Cute, that's quite fun.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
I have a tattoo for every pit that has passed away.
I get their poor tattooed on me.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I want to know where where they're getting the poor tattoos?

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like where on the body? Good question, where would you
get them? Bum cheek?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Bum cheek? Maybe your animal paws on your bum cheek? Yeah,
is that because it's the most hidden, or yeah, because
that's just for me? Then okay, how do you view them?
How do you view the tattoos.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
And all the people that I moon on the highway
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Sounds like Brian Clint will be getting potato chip tattoos
sponsored by Heartland. Not the stupidest idea that this show.
I wouldn't say no if Heartland are willing to kick
them on the shelves, like if you had if you
keep the the chips on the shelf, as long as
I have the tattoo on my body, Heartland.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Like if you're getting your own chip flavor made by Heartland,
you're not not getting a commemorative tattoo.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Are you who else has that? Yeah, Carlos doesn't. He
doesn't have his own chip.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
My younger brother got matching tattoos with us with his
flatmate for when their flat got robbed so they could
trauma bond.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I'm not I don't meant to laugh, but that that
is very funny.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
What about this?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
I get a tattoo for every WA's premiership.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I still have no tattoos. Oh one, get one now? Yeah,
you know it now because it's our year.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Someone else said, my dad has had three different wives
names tattooed. Two are to cover up, two are cover ups.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
He just never learns.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Okay, here we go, bree back to your one where
you said the person who stopped getting a tattoo for
each of their kids eight kids and still needed six
more names tattooed on them.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah it's a man, okay.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
And he said, I am forty and there are five
baby mamas, so.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
He does have fourteen kids.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So he does have fourteen kids.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah right, and six of them don't have a tattoo
on his body.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Come on, man.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
One of my friends text me and they said, oh
my god, this is the topic for me. I have
all of my friends and favorite people tattooed on me.
I have two ex boyfriends and worst of all, I
have my cousin's kids silhouette, but they cut me out
of the family because they're homophobic.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
If your cousin's kids some.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Silhouette and wait, all their friends in favorite people's names
and two ex boyfriends, this person is a lot, a
lot of tattoos.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Ricky text in and said, I went on a Las
Vegas trip to see Celine Dion front row for her
third to last show, Grand Canyon Trip, excal of A hotel,
et cetera. I got her signature tattooed on my body.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
That is fancy the Z podcast network. I want to
talk about sunscreen. Oh yeah, I love when the sunscreen
ratings come out.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Do you follow this No, although I saw the spin
off one the other you.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Can tell them in my thirties. Great. I want to
see which sunscreens are the best. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
It does sound incredibly boring what you're saying, But you
are a sunscreen what's the word punisher? No, your big
advocate for sunscreen?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I am a big advocate.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yes, I think it's and I'm not anti sunscreen isn't
it weird that there's an anti sunscreen movement?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Now you know that that exists sunscreen, anti.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Everything movement, to be honest, but I didn't think sunscreen
was one of the.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Things that we were.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Scared about.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah, conspiracizing, Yeah, it's I think that's a newer one
than others.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, but yeah, the sunscreen, the no sunscreen movement.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Anyway, I am sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Okay, good, Well this is for you.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Then I'm using protection.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Okay, good, I'm glad the only protection. The spinoff has
released a list of all the sunscreens that they've tested,
and then they've released them into what they think are
the best in terms of protection, price.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
The bit the boo my mind about this is that
some of them are not the SPF rating that they
say they are on the bottle. I didn't even consider
the idea that a sunscreen might not be as good
as it says on the lape.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Have you not thought about that made I've been onto
that feature.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
I just use whatever's on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
Yeah, right now, you need to be careful because all
of these say SPF fifty. They're all meant to be
ESPF fifty, some are more and some are all a
lot less.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Wow. Let's kick it off.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
With the worst, which was a sunscreen called Ultra Violette,
which came in at SPF four.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
It's meant to be fifty. Yeah, they've taken it off
the show.

Speaker 9 (26:13):
Wheah.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, okay, not very protictive.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
No Woolworth sunscreen so just like your general like supermarket
brand came in at SPF twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
That's also not good enough.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Price, pretty good at seven bucks. Bondi Sands should be
good SPF thirty two when.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
It says fifty, yes.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Eleven dollars thirty three. Then we get up into the high.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
It's embarrassing for the sunscreen companies, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, they need to up their game.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, up their game.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Banana Boat SPF thirty five, so it's fifteen points away
from being SPF fifty. Nivia Sun was SPF forty, And
then we're getting in a lot of.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
People on the Navia one that's the blue bottle with
a yellow cap.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Yeah, a lot of people raving about the Nivia one
price pretty well.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Yeah, it's kind of just everywhere and pretty good protection.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
But the best ones these are the top top Tippity
Top for the sunscreen in terms of protection is a
sunscreen from just from Mecca.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You can just get their brand. That sounds expensive.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
It's twenty three dollars per hundred mills. But it's SPF
rating of fifty two. Okay, But the one that came
in at number.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
One the best sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
The best sunscreen for the summer, with an SPF rating
of seventy two, even though it says it's fifty Laroche Pulse.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm on the Larache Pusse. Yeah, that one came into.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
The Tippity Top.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Roche Pulse. I just like to say it.
I think it's Laroche Pusse.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I know, but I like to say how I say it,
Lche Pulse.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
You know that song that was not cheap either, roch Pulse,
Looche Pulse. No, I don't know that.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Anyway, that's the sunscreen Rundown for you for the summer.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Any sun bum and there the n't on this list?
Why didn't they test the Cancer Society one? Yeah, I
know that's the that's the one that surely is because that's.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
The one we have bought for many many years.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, that one's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Well, thanks for the info spinoff. Randomly, you only tested
five different sunscreens.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh there was a.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Few I took out because they were just kind of
the same same vibe.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay, yeah right, big sunscreens coming for the spinoff A
journalists up.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's z MS Brilling Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I read an article today about how to remember where
you put things.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I'm all is because this might help me in my life.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
You know that feeling when you put something down, like
your phone or your wallet or your keys, and you
instantly forget where you.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Put it straight away? Yeah, like not even you.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Come back to it in a couple of hours or
something like instantly you can forget.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
It makes you feel like you're losing your mind. Yeah,
it does, yeap, in those moments where you're like, I
just had it.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
This article says, if that does happen to you, you're
not present enough. You're not present in your own mind enough.
You're off doing something else. You've got a million things
going on. Not surprised, or it's like that episode of
the Simpsons where the two monkeys are just playing the
symbols inside your head.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
I have a great fix for this, do you yes? Okay?
I will take it away.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
There something that I implemented in my life. And it's my
partner who's very organized, and I just ask her.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
That you're gonna say ear tag on everything, which some
people do. Yeah, I mean it's not a bad action,
because can't you make the ear tags and the tiles
make a noise?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, you sure can. I've stopped looking for.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
My phone, by the way, because I put my phone
down and forget rid as a lot. I have a
thing on my watch which can make your phone make noise, right,
And it's like, why would I bother looking? Why would
I waste my life looking for my phone?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
If I've got an alarm, I can just make it
make noise and I will go to it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
My wife hates when she hears the phone line.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
She's in the iffing bedroom.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
It's on top of the iffing ear fry.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Like you're playing a game of Marco Polo, but with
your phone.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Okay, So here's how you remember where you put stuff? Okay, okay.
For the things that you use all the time, like keys, wallet, phone,
you've got to have a place where you put them
and you put them there every time.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
You've got to have a key bowl or hook by
the door. It's genius. It's why every house has has
that bowl, all that whole.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
You've got to have a drawer where you put your
wallet when you walk in the door. The ladies don't
really have that problem to they because your wallet just
stays in your.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Bag, in your bag. Yeah right, yeah, Well you guys
can just keep the keys in there too. I keep
my keys in my bag too. Oh, you guys are sorted.
This is mainly a men's problem. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
I mean I'll sit here and be supportive for you.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for the stuff that you don't use regularly,
like everything else. If you are the sort of person
who knows that you lose things when you put this
is the hack. When you put things down, you have
to say out loud where you are putting it.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's the hack. So say you walk in and you've
got I don't know, you've got a letter.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
A letter, you say, I am putting the letter in
the fruit bowl. I am putting my glasses on the fridge.
You're not saying it to anyone else. You're saying it
so your brain can hear it back to itself. I
am putting my vape in my bum bag. You say
these things out loud, and it rewires your brain. It

(31:26):
gives your brain another touch point when you go where
is the thing? And then your brain goes.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I, actually, who do you say? Where you were putting
the thing? Before you said it out loud and you
said you were putting it in the bum bag?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
You'll look crazy like when you walk.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's what I said. That's what I said.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
You know I do this with people's names, do you yes?
Like similar calls when you meet someone says hey, I'm
meeting you for the first time, and I go Hi,
I'm Brie and you go Hi, I'm Clint. I'm like, Clint,
nice to meet you.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah, I heard you have to sat three times?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
Okay, So how would that go? So I go get
a what's your name? Hi, Clint, Oh, nice to meet you, Brie.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Nice to meet you, Clint.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
So Clint, what do you do with yourself?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's two? Hey Clint. By that stage, I reckon, you've
already forgotten my name. I already have MS.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Bring Clint podcast, Clint.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
She's laying way on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
If you want to see the Grammys pecks of cheberl
rhone that everyone is talking about, those are on.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
The zidiom Instagram account too.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
They saw them before and the words that I saw
her I saw her say, were was it ouger.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Shot?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
I think I was zoomed in because I was like,
she doesn't have any area.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
She definitely zoomed in.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
No after you zoomed in if I saw you said
horbor hoor.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Oger Mama, Oh, now I'm getting breeze jaw at the floor.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Go and look at the pictures and a nettlexic what
we caught A very early flight this morning.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
I say very early. It was seven thirty good to
be up at four.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
We were up at the cracker door and this morning
to get a flight down to Wellington and then a
flight to Tamato to dig up our potatoes for our
Bri and Clint Heartland potato chip.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It all went very well. The chips are going to
be inh so young too, Brien.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I been packing some of them at the Heartland factory today.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Flavor still a secret.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
You can still gets it at ZiT him online for
your chance to win five grand.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yes, you sure can.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Had to ZiT him online right now.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
It was getting on the plane was the only time
that we had an issue today, so we're rushing a
little bit. Our plane was in a different part of
the airport than it usually is. We had to go
down some stairs.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah, was it in the Chamber of Secrets part of
the airport where all the Jetstar flights.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
In the downstairs.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
But and you may know, if you've been listening to
the show, that Bree has a new Year's resolution, which is.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Which is to only take carry on on flights where
I can.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
So she's trundling around the airport with her carry on suitcase.
It's on the bigger side of carry on size. Say
it's standard, but it's carry on size. You bought it
for me, Yeah, true, true, yep. Anyway, we're going down
these stairs and I'm going I was ahead of Bree,
sort of charging you here.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
No, I believe your words were moved, bitch. I'm in
front either way. And then I hear you're not exaggerating.
Spalling about nine stairs.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
She's tangled up in her trundler bag because she still
had the pole extended like the dragon handles still extended,
and I put my hand out to catch her, by
which stage she's sort of entwined in the handrail and
she goes no, no, I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
She just inches away from completely eating shit.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
I saw my life flash before me that documentary the Staircase. Yes,
that flash before my eyes.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I was like, this is it? You know why?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's because the suitcase was between your feet, and when
you can't put your foot out to stop yourself, you
feel like your life is about to be in.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
It was awful.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
The only thing to catch me was my face.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
It would have been a very different video of us
on the potato farm today. That really would have had
two black eyes and one missing tooth. God. It got
me thinking about stem related accidents though, and man, they really.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Sneak up on you, especially as you get a bit older.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Ah really, Hey, can I say I know that I'm
not that old because I came out of that fall.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You're okay, totally unseta, you're okay, And I felt pretty hard.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I remember as a kid, my dad must have been
like forty five, and we were at a party at
one of my relative's house and we've got there late,
the party had already started. We'd driven down from Rotorua
to Wellington and our room was at the top of
this like mizzanine floor, right, and so we went in
there and dropped our bags and we were getting changed out
of our daggy car clothes and because of someone's birthday

(36:10):
and us kids were already so we went down the
stairs and joined the party.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
And the party was at the bottom of the stairs.
You could see the mizzenine at the top.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
And I remember my dad coming to the top of
the stairs and he was trying to make some kind
of grand entrance and he had two beers in his hands.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
They weren't open, and he hadn't been drinking, and I remember.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Him saying words to the effect of URD's party time.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Before tripping on the first steer at the top of
the stairs.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
He fell down the entire flight of stairs to the
right angle, but at the bottom he put his face
through the dry wall at the bottom and then landed
splayed out on the bottom stairs.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
He's lucky he didn't die.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
And he was okay, one of them with the beers. Okay,
the bears are still in his head. Someone one of
the people that was attending the party was a dentist.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
And he goes, let me through it out of the way.
I'm a dentist. What are you going to do? Check
his mole. We're less worried about his teeth. We're more
worried about his I need to check his caneines. That
he's breathing canines all right. Anyway, hell of a way
to enter a party. Hell of a way into the party.

(37:20):
Hell of a way to enter the party.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
My mum's similar broke two ribs falling upstairs, No joke.
She had had a few wines, fell up the stairs
at my auntie's townhouse.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
They were woodstairs and broke two ribs.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, we want to take your calls this afternoon, your
tics on stair related injuries, staircase disasters that you have
experienced or someone you know has experienced. They must have survived, yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, we don't want the real grim story. They must
have survived. They must not be wheelchair abound to the accident.
We're gonna be able to laugh about it.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Right exactly, Look, and we're not gonna judge you. I
think stair related incidences are very common in younger people,
and I mean sometimes older people.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
You were in a sensible shoe, anybody was cland we're
talking about having a fall down the stairs. Poor old
Bree took a tumble at the airport today.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
No, I fell down the stairs. I didn't have a
fall down.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
NaN's had a fall someone's text and it's becoming a thing,
they said, surely not bri falling over again. Didn't she
fall over at the set of lights last year too?
This is becoming common activity. Yes, Bree did eat s
h at the traffic light to the end of last year.
And falling over on the road is I don't think
it's uncommon. It was her carrying a large box of

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produce fresh produce.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
That made it a comedy sketch.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It sounds like something out of a movie. I can't
believe you've been there both times when I fell, you
know the common denominator.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
That box of apples and bananas went rolling across the road.
I had just stopped traffic for her while she gathered
up her bruised through.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I think some of.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
My apples hit the windshield of a taxi.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
So we want to know when have you taken a tumble,
particularly down the stairs this afternoon. And when he's called through, Hi, Whinnie,
Hi Winnie, Hi, this is.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Your brother that took a fall, tell us about it.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:20):
So when my brother was like season, he sent ages
like building a lego set, and then when he was done,
he like rushed down the stairs and he fell down,
tipped his tooth and his linger sit went everywhere.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Was it his baby teeth or his adult teeth that
had come through that he chipped?

Speaker 10 (39:42):
It was just a baby test.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Oh, so he's okay, yeah, okay, now we can laugh.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Thanks when he Let's go to Isla. Hi, Isla, Hi, Isla, Hi.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Your mom's had to run in with the stairs. Isla, Yeah,
what happened?

Speaker 10 (40:00):
She was on the stairs and talking to my dog
and she fell down a single step into a ligament
in her ankle.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You're kidding me from just one step here?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
I feel like the single or the double step are
the most violent sometimes, do you know, like they're the
most dangerous the least.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yes, are the ones that really sneak up on you
when you think you finished the stairs and then there's
one more step.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
It got It gets you every time.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Thanks Isler. Lindall's here, Hi, Lindall, High Lindall.

Speaker 9 (40:30):
Hey, how are you.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Tell us about your big fall down the stairs? Lindall?

Speaker 6 (40:34):
Oh goodness, So just to mention for some corner, so.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Doumb stairs stairs. She's lying Lindall through the wall.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
What happened, well, bit of a build up. We are
used to horse tracks, so you go way up to
whats and being Wolfshed's having massive party and the Saturday night.
Now it was a really good night, beautiful great band.
Decided that I needed to go and relieve myself.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
But a good song came on. But I was rushing
down these stairs as about some flights ten steps, balance
fell down not the south out friends sam Me found
me there and brought me around again, and I forgot
and started carrying on parting Lindall.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I need to know because you were busting for the
toilet before you fell down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Clebration control put on you, Lindall, even when unconscious, she
can keep her whees on board.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I'd be putting that on my.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
But a bit of a story. Every trick I used
to go to five because I was either falling down
or off wool she had so.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, tricking days are over, just like breeze.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah, I refused to walk anywhere now.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Thanks Lindall, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Someone ticks and said, when I was in high school,
I tripped down the stairs coming out of our science
class and I fell face first into a muddy puddle
in front of everyone. My mom had to bring me
a change of clothes. How embarrassing. Please don't call me.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
I would have just wanted to go home. At that point,
I was like, Mom, just let me come home.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Mum, I gotta come home. It's a bad day.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
This one's a ripper, It says. I was walking down
the stairs with the work colleague in front of me
as I said, man, my day is going real shit.
At the moment, I fell from the top of the
stairs and nea slid the whole way down. My foot
blew up like a balloon. The receptionist heard and came
running from down the hall. She was pregnant and at the.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Side of my foot. She threw up in the toiler. Oh,
that story has everything. It's like the universe.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
You're like, man, my day sucks, and you the universe
is like, ah, not yet, it doesn't it poos on you.
My husband and I moved into a new house with
a double fight stairs at the front door. We agreed
to never run, to always hold the rail, and to
not wear slippers on the stairs for safety. A week later,
I tripped on the single step at the back.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Door and broke my rass. No, that's Murphy's Lord.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
See that's another single step horror story. Because you're being
too careful with the other stairs. There wasn't enough careful
left for the backstairs.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Someone said, I go to a pub quiz every Tuesday
and first Tuesday where the pubs were open after lockdown.
In twenty twenty, I fell down my front steps and
fractured my ankle in two places on the way to
the pub. Oh God, when you think there's god lockdown,
there's another one. When you think thing couldn't get much worse.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I was standing on top of a chair at the
top of some stairs, six to eight stairs up. The
chair moved and went down the stairs with me. As
well as landing on my elbow, I dislocated my collar
bone from my sternum. That sounds like one of those
acc ads from back in the day where the lady's
walking through the lounge and then she tripped over and

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falls through the glass coffee table, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Why are you sitting so close to the stairs.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
No, she was standing on top of a chair.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, why are you standing on top of a chair
near a flight of stairs?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Maybe there was a smoke alarm directly at the top
of I mean badly installed smoke alarm to be honest,
but you know.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Yeah, that's the worst place to put a smoke alarm
near a flight of stairs.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
But you don't think about these things, No, you don't
until you are mid tumble.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
What about this?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I fell down some stairs and tried to catch myself
and ended up falling and fell through the ranch slider,
took the whole frame out in brackets, the middle ones.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Those ranch slider ones are terrifying.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Have you ever seen, like, you know, when you're at
a party or a barbecue when someone doesn't realize the ranch.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
My little sister went through a ranch slider, did she?
She was like ten, And it was one of those
like eighties ranch sliders with the not the safety gloves.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Glass that just shatters into a million pieces.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah, she went through the ones shut her into the
into the jagged sh Yeah. I thought she was dead,
did you? Yeah? God, she must have hit it with pace.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
She was running. And then once we knew and so
what we're like, Oh terrifying. Dad jumped up helped her
and then as soon as we knew she was okay,
hysterically it was incredible. Hell yeah, yeah, there's some of.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
The best laughs, laughing at people when you almost died
half an hour ago, we thought you were.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
And Clinton Podcasts.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
We're live from Timuru.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Had been digging up potatoes for our new chip thanks
to Heartland. It's time for a birthday bang, birthday.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Let's do some birthday bang and number one songs. When
you turn sixteen, you call us, tell us your birthday,
We tell you what your song is.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Olivia is going to go first, Cura Olivia. Hi, Olivia, Hi,
how you how's your day been lived?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I think it's pretty busy at work.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Okay, well, hopefully you're on your way home. Let's do
your day banger. What is your day to birth at
twelve Stebruary two thousand, Well.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
That's coming up very soon.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Live.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
You were sixteen though, in twenty sixteen, and this is
your birthday. Banker says Zayan, Hello talk.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I saw because he's doing shows in Vegas at the moment.
I saw he had a subtle digg at Harry Styles
ticket prices on stage day.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because he.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Was saying to the crowds like, oh, you could be
anywhere tonight. Thank you for choosing to be with me.
Hopefully the ticket prices weren't too bad. Jealous, everyone's like,
oh jealous, what are you eacking?

Speaker 10 (46:43):
Live?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Do you like zay if?

Speaker 9 (46:46):
I do?

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Actually that one from that great song? Yeah, wait there
wait there, we're going to do a boot their banger
for Miya. Hi Maya, Hi Maya.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Hello, good weekend, Miya.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
Yeah, a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
What'd you get up to?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I've just actually been working, but I enjoyed my work.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
So oh that's good. That's good. Hey, what is your birthday?

Speaker 6 (47:10):
My birthday is the sixth of May two thousand and seven.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Alright, that means you were sixteen and twenty twenty three,
and we've done our calculations.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
This is your birthday banger?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I the Sick.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Fifty fifty Cupid?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh what you remember that? Yeah, Brie, Yeah, what do
you read it? Maya? That's a well, first of all,
what do you think of it?

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Maya?

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (47:36):
I just remember it trending on TikTok to be honest.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Yeah it did.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Yeah, look Mea, I'm not going to say it's the
best birthday banker I've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I agree with you on that one. Yeah. Oh well
at least you got to hear what it was. Thanks Maya.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
By the way, for anyone who says radio is not
a hard job, can I just say, in the middle
of talking to me of their briand to take over
because my microphone hand started to cramp up.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
It looked like your stroll hand. It's such a physical
job job, it really is.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
One more boot the Banger for Courtney. Hi, Courtney, Hi,
Courtney Hi. What do you do with your weekend? Courtney?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
I was on corpor work. Oh god, everyone working, no play,
I mean cost eleven.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Hey, what's your birthday?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Fourth of November nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
All right, quick, Matthew, you were sixteen and twenty thirteen
and on the fourth of November twenty thirteen, this was
number one.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Brother English banger Avici's Hey, brother, what do you think Courtney?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
That's that's good? Right? You like that?

Speaker 8 (48:41):
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I remember that. Yeah. Who doesn't love a bit of
a Vechi?

Speaker 4 (48:45):
He couldn't miss, he could not miss?

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Okay, wait there, court we're going to decide between the
Vicci zay and fifty thirty.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I'll be voting for a Vicci.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, go on, you'll be voting the VC Hey brother,
I'd like to hear it.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Courtney.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Congratulations, you're the winner of birthday Banger this afternoon. Oh yeah,
that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Would you believe this song is thirteen years old? Ew yuck,
Well it is.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
And here it is the number one song from twenty
thirteen on ZM with Brian Clins brothers abch Hey Brother
on ZDM. That's a birthday banger for Courtney. It was
number one in the year twenty thirteen. Personal problem for

(49:31):
me that I thought i'd just discussed with no solution.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah, go on, because we flew over christ Church to.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Get to tomorrow today, and we flew over the new stadium,
which looks glorious right in the heart of the CBD
there in christ Church. God, Christ's looking beautiful. It's really
good in there. And I'm going to the opening of
the stadium. I'm going to the super Round. And I've
been high on the whole Cocker Hope because I booked
my flights before they announced that the super Round was happening,
because I had a word that it was happening. Super

(49:58):
cheap flights, got my tickets the super Round, got those
sorted for me and a mate didn't think about organizing
any accommodation. And I've just I've just gone, oh shit,
I need to book something. And it's still three months away.
Every single hotel in krash Urch, every single hotel in
krash Urch is booked out.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
It's the same for Electric av There is two places
available that I can book. Yeah, I'm just looking on
booking dot com at the moment. What have we got?
Both of them are hostels.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Do you think I'm too old to go into a
backpackers hostel? Like, like it says it's an eight bed
dormitory situation. Look, how do want Will it be like
dad has come to stay in the dorm room with
all the backpackers?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I mean, will you be the oldest there? Probably?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
But that could play.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
In your favor, okay you know yeah, Like.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
They could all look after you because they see you
as old and decrepit.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
And I could be like, let's buy the old man
a drink.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
It's only seventy four dollars or not cheap as cheap
as chips. I'd be dumb not to book it time.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I think you'd be silly.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I think this should be your first choice.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Are you going backpecking.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Why is there in charge on our credit card for
Hucker House and crash it?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Just make sure you take shower shoes.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Branklin.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Last week I set my mother, Mama Die, a challenge
where I said to her, you should watch the TV
show Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, she'd never heard of it. No, And I didn't
really want to give her all that much information going in.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I just wanted her to view the program and then
to give us a review.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Yeah, you wanted her to watch it with open eyes
and an open mind. And Mamma Died joins us on
the phone to discuss her homework.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Good afternoon, Mama Die, Hi, mum.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
Guys, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Yes, we're good, We're good.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Look, we just wanted to check in because it's been
probably a week now since we set you the task
of watching the hit show Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Where are you at with it?

Speaker 9 (52:15):
Oh? I haven't watched one yet, but I've got a
planned afternoon because your father's gone to the other block,
and I thought, I'm going to sit here and watch
three episodes.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Oh, okay, I don't know if you can handle three
episodes in a row.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Three did give you the advice? Events yeah, a lot
of sporting. It's a little bit different.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Three did give you the advice to see if you
could watch it in a window where maybe Big Steve
Brees dad wasn't around.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Yes, correct, I think that is the best option.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Absolutely what I'm doing. That's why it's not here.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Okay, click it on and go for it.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
I thought you were bloody watched it already. You would
have been straight onto it. You love a bit of homework,
but you've been a little bit busy.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
Well maybe your brother having a baby in between all
of it, that might have kind of taken my mind
off things for a little while.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Mum's the surrogate breastfeeder, are you witnessing? She's wet nursing.
She does it for many families, does she you try nursing?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Actually a protein? Oh Jesus, that got me good.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Well, rud of Breese brother's baby to take all your
time because Brie actually asked you to watch heated bravery
before the baby was born.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, so actually gotten first.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
So this is actually weird favoritism that you're playing at
the moment. Wait, is that one of your other children's
children that I can hear in the background here.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
How many bloody babies?

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Are you wet nursing or dry nursing?

Speaker 9 (54:00):
I'm taking in the community, fool, So there you go.
Actually went to the hospital, actually said we were rent
a grand parent.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Were you just going around to all the rooms? Were you?

Speaker 9 (54:13):
Yeah, just getting a nurse in wherever I can.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Well set up a little crash and I reckon pop
heated rivalry on for you and the kids love it.
Pop heated rivalry on for you and the kids in
like little crash, a little daycare situation.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It'll be great.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
All right, Well we're gonna check.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Wait, you don't have you don't have the word crash
in Australia.

Speaker 9 (54:38):
No, what do you call it?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
What do you call it?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
My mum's from the country.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Okay, well what a country we will call a small
gathering of children that you look after.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
It sounds men, men's home. That's what it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
No people from the country put their kids in the crash.
The grandparents are looking after us.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
We'll put the kids in an apple bin and that's
where that's where dad used to and put yourself a wine.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Hey, we're gonna check.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
In the question. Yes, is it as good as Michael
Jordan's story.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Oh much better, a lot more, a lot more, I
would say, ball.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Skills in this as well podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
And that complete Timoru adventure. Well not quite, because we're
gonna go. We're gonna go hit the pubs. We're gonna
have a night out in Timorrou on Claudia's credit card.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Hear that, Claude, I knew I shouldn't have sent that
down with you.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
No, I just I don't do I never want to
do anything behind your back.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
So I just want to say to your face, your
company credit card is getting an absolute tonight.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
You get one, okay to keep you hydrated. No one drink.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Each, Okay, We're.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Going to We're going to find the bar that sells
those beer towers and get one.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Have one beer tower each. I mean that's within the realm.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
So for that bar, we have been here digging up
the potatoes for the Brian Clint Chip. It's our Flavor Lab,
which launches with Heartland next Friday. Launch parties in christ
Church on Friday the thirteenth from three o'clock will be
live from fed Eddie's.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
We'd love for you to come down and have a
drink on Claudia's credit card.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yes, excuse on the bar, Claudia is gonna buy drinks
for everyone.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
The drinks might not be free, but the Heartland chips
will be free. You can eat as many chips as
you want. Have a drink with us on a Friday afternoon,
and someone who's there at the party with us is
going to score two free tickets to come to Lord
with us that night.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
And we're in a corporate box. How bloody good, So
hopefully we'll see you there.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
We could put Claudia's credit card down in the corporate
box as well.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
I'm cutting that card up. Fancy champagne.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Hey Claudia, you can't, It's in my wallet. See you
guys later.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
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Speaker 2 (56:53):
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