ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd February 2026

• Mumma Di finally watched Heated Rivalry. 
• Bree's replaced something she's had for 12 years. 
• What's the name of your group chat? 
• The SIXTH love language? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter. So we're playing it at SIMS, Brie and
Clint's the podcast Sidims Bri and Clint Thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Good afternoon everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint
show Boy. We've been on a journey to get to
you today, we really have.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
We've been on multiple flights, there's been attempted landings, there's
been fog delays, and we've been switched to plane to
plane to plane. But we're here.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Only a tiny bit of complaining too, only tiny bit
really good attitude, I thought.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I thought we've had pretty good attitude throughout the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
We met Minister for the South Island, James Meager, at
the airport. He came over and introduced himself and he said, hey,
thanks for coming to Timaru and we said, hey, our pleasure,
thanks for having us. Yeah, thanks for growing the potatoes
that go into our heartland potato chip. Anyway, we're on
the plane and the plane tries to land in Wellington
and the plane has to pull out of landing and
he goes, this is not good guys. I was like, oh,

(01:04):
how do you know? And he goes, I'm also the
Minister for Aviation I said, well, can you sort this
shit out?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well and he goes, no, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Could you not say that around me a nervous flyer?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah yeah, yeah, jeez. Anyway, shout out to you in
New Zealand who got us home.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yes, we did a fantastic job.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We got diverted to breeze favorite city in New Zealand,
parmist North, and we.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Didn't have time to go see RuPaul's drag race down
underwinter Spanky Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, there was no time.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
I didn't have to go back this year.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
They're about five fights that got diverted to Partmaster North,
and God blessed the ground crew at Parmaster North. But
they were having a bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
They were freaking out. They're like, we've never had this
many planes here.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
At once said to them, hey is our plane board again?
And they said, we don't know. There's like five planes
out there. Okay, it's all good, it's good, we'll go,
we'll go have a coffee, don't worry about it.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
But they sorted it and we were here.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're back, baby. We weren't going to miss this show.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Never got to work much on.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Not the Brian Clint Show. We will get you in
the draw for Harry Styles today. When we play Harry Styles,
obviously we'll put someone in the joy to go to
Sydney for the Weathering Heights premiere. That's next week. You
go to Sydney next week for that trip if you
want it.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
That's exciting. That's going to be a hell of a trip.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
That's gonna happen before four o'clock. You're going to hear
the Heathcliff Cliff and when you do, first one through
gets Weathering Heights tickets and they're in the draw for
the trip to Sydney to see Margo and Jacob.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
So be listening out for that.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
But right now we're going to kick it off with
Trady versus Lady. That's right, fifty dollars up for grabs.
You know the drill. If you want to play, call now,
oh eight hundred dials at.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It plays Briankland. This is the very event, Trady, this
is Lady.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Here we go the Trade's and the Ladies going head
to head. I believe the Ladies picked up the win yesterday, which.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Brings the score to six six.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Even really I think so yeah, okay, that's right on
the borders. Six five the ladies can go six six
today with a wim.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Gotcha, I'm getting ahead of myself.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Our lady charged with that task is from Wellington. She's
forty and she collects crystals. Welcome to the show, Susan.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Hi, Susan Hi.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
What's your most expensive crystal that get little ones?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Do you put them out under the full moon to charge?
I just water.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Here's a fun fact for you, Susan. On one of
the seasons of Treasure Island, we had the Stones of Power,
which were actually I believe in obsidian crystal, and I
stole one of them and it's at my house.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's worth about eighty bucks. Really, yeah, it's a real
big crystal.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Don't let Susan see it should be all over it?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Are you stay back?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Susan?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Our trading today all Sheevren, Wellington. He's fifty four and
he's got a PhD in dead jokes. Welcome to the show, Shane.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Get a Shane. You know I'm going to ask you
for your best dad drogue.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now, oh, I don't know about the best one.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
But what did the great?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What did the Great so when I got stepped on?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
What did the Great say when I got stepped on
nothing could just let out a little wine. It's good, good, good, Shane,
your as Trady Susan Lady, first of three correct answers
gets the fifty dollars cash price from KFC. Good luck, guys,
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Question number one The Bree and Clint Chip launches next
Friday with Heartland. What vegetable have we been in? Harvesting
and timaro?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yes, Susan potato potato potatoes is correct?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well done, You're mash him stickham and a stew.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
In my opinion, it's the ultimate.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's a Lord of the Rings reference.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Oh is it?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah? I knew that.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Definitely knew that one point, ladies.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Question number two in the Harry Potter universe, what is
a muggle? Yes, Shane?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
A human? Yeah, someone who doesn't have magic? Right?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, we'll accept that someone born into a
non magical family that has no magical ability, i e.
A human.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Okay, we move on to question number three.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Who won a Grammy for this song yesterday?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Anyone know her name? She's very young.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
They call her Laula.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
She's Lola and she's very young.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Young.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
That's what we were looking for.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
No points there. That's okay, we move on. We're still
won a piece. Question number four. Speaking of the Grammys,
Steven Spielberg became the most recent EGOT winner yesterday. Name
is Spielberg film? Yes, Shane Dressic Park. I mean the
list goes on and on, e t Indiana Jones, Jews,
Schindler's List, two to the Trade's one of the ladies.

(06:09):
Question number five which famous artists cut off? His own ear?

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Susan Oh then goes right, well.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Done, We're all tied up here in the six What
a game this is?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
For the win?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
What is the name of the Jacober Lordie and Margo
Robbie movie that comes out?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Shane, Shane, it is cool? Three two one Susan Susan stealer, guys,
sorry to how are you alove?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
There?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Shane and a tiebreak situation. We have to be firm
to be fair. And it was a good game. It
was a really good game.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
It was a fantastic game, Susan.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
And you came out on top, taking the ladies to
six six and you get the fifty bucks. I think
that'll buy you a nice crystal wone. Yeah, well, my
little crystal for your.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Clip did you hear shape Wine.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Welcome for TDMS Free and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's a Tuesday, which means we're go looking for a name. Heystack,
hardest game in world radio?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think yes, it has been noted down that this
is the hardest game worldwide in radio. And this is
how it works. We get a random name, random business.
If the person with that name answers today, they'll win.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
How much two thousand, eight hundred dollars cash goes up
every week?

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Exactly goes up fifty bucks every week, which means we've
been playing this for a long time with no success.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You can't do the success forty in sixteen fifty sixty
is the as a timp number. Fifty six? Yeah, yeah,
I was.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Going to say sixty.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Six, Claudia, what are you choosing today?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm going to do the name today.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
We're looking for Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Well, hello there, Rachel lot Rachel. Okay.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
I like that. I feel like there's quite.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
A few Rachel's kicking around.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
The name Ross said at the aisle when he shouldn't have.
That's a friend, that's a friends reference.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Guy, See Rachel, I mean Emily, Emily, Emily.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Gladly where does Rachel work and beyond and beyond Beyond?

Speaker 5 (08:37):
And I can picture that.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I think Rachel does work at bed Bath and Beyond Carey.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Particularly and Kerry Carey. So please connect the call. Claudia.
We're today Rachel from B, B and B. You're calling
the guarden a web please, priest one for all, Please,
we're looking for Rachel.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Would feel today that we're not going to get up
here we go?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Makes me want to go to Haberdashary.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
This music.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Does bid both and beyond have a Haberdashary six.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Let's Haberdashary gain for an afternoon bed Bath and Beyond.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Kerry Carey Lisa speaking, Oh my god, Hi Lisa, It's
Brian Clint calling from Zidim. How are you, Hilce?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
What can I do use for? We were looking for
someone called Rachel to answer the phone today. Does Rachel
work at bid Bath and Beyond?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
And Kerri Kerey no Ah, because if she had of
Lisa today, we would have awarded her two thousand, eight
hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (09:47):
Well, we have no Rachel.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm afraid, bugger, bugger, Okay, no worries. How's business and
bid Bath and Beyond? Kerry Kerey.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Well, I'm busy. Where can pubets at the moment.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
We leave you to sorry lay day see see your babe.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That was the politest pess off we've ever received.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
She did it in such a nice one.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
That was very classy from Lisa. God, Lisa and Rachel
so close comes in the same cloth. She had a
real Rachel. You can't see us, but man, we got
excited when she answered with this like.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
This is it?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
This Cary with that Kirry Kirry ex sounds like Rachel.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
But it wasn't to be.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
She should have gone with Kiri. Yeah, that's called Carrie
from Kerry Carey.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
I have an auntie, No, my mom's cousins called Krrie.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Does she live in Kerry Kerey? Of course that would
have been a good story.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
It was so close.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
What's her favorite type of juice?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Carrie Orange juice?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
All right, we'll drag you next week for two thousand,
eight hundred and fifty dollars cash and naming a Haystacks,
Brie and Clinic podcast. There's brand new Tyler on Zidim.
It's called Chanelle Breeze. Just attempting the dance at the moment,

(11:06):
I think I got it. How can we film that aricon?
It's ready for TikTok that dance?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, put it up, I say, sex appeal cells speaking of.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I look a bit stiff.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
No, I'm just worried you won't be able to move tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, I think you're right. I think you're right. Big
moment for me. In the last week or so, guys,
I purchased something that I've needed to purchase for our
can ten years.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Okay, and.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
My partner's very excited.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Car insurance.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
No, I have had car insurance. I'm a very responsible
car owner.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, I know you are.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
I get my car service every year, and actually my
insurance is up for renewal tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Just let a roll.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You've got to get the one that just rolls.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know, but I'm quite annoyed because the one that
I've been with, I think I can get a bit
of deal.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Oh yeah, and ignore me. Shop around girl.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Look, this is this is the new me. No, it's
not that. For the past I want to say ten years,
I've needed a new pair of togs.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Oh my god. And yes, we've been on this tog
journey with you.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
You guys, have you been there through the ups the downs,
the sagging one?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Am I stretching?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
One of my first ever times hanging out with you
was in your togs.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Where was that?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It was when we went to the pools in Hamilton
to swim with the Mermaid when we were filming videos
to launch the show, and then we went to Stuart
Island to swim with great white sharks.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
You saw me and my togs a lost.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And then there were the togs again, and at their
stage they were quite a I imagine they were quite
a funky new pair of dogs. Since then, I've only
seen you in that pair of dogs.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
We did the hot Tub time Machine in those togs,
same togs, and you'd be right, Yeah, Clint, you would
be right. I've had these dogs, I calculated for roughly
twelve years.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
That's a good endorsement for that tog brand, isn't it.
What were they they were Ossie brand, Baku. I think
it's the name Baku.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Probably gone out of business by now.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well, here's the thing is that I really struggle to
find togs that fit me right, and I feel like
a lot of ladies are with me. It's quite hard
to find ones that fit your body shape. And so
I just haven't bought a new pair. But over this
past summer, all the elasticity has like there is not

(13:37):
one thread of elasticity left in these togs. And my
partner said to me, it's time, babe. You do not
want to see what these dogs look like from the back,
because I go into the beach and they were just
nearly just coming straight off me.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
They will disintegrate at some stage too. I reckon, they're close,
and you don't want that to happen in the water,
You really don't.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
So I went on to I just searched up the
same Brandy went onto the website.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
The number of do you guys remember a couple of
summers ago. It was before Brie went to Greece as well,
and we were on this journey with her to find
the perfect parototes, right, the number of tog websites you
went on and I don't think you found any togs?

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Couldn't find any?

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Okay, So you go back to the Baku website.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yes, yeah, they're still in business. Okay, found a very
similar pair and I ordered them again.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
You've got on the same dogs, Well they're not.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
They're just the same style.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Different colors, different color because the other ones were predominantly
black with a bit of white. Yes, what color are
these ones?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
These are olive green?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, so they're quite different.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Okay, same style but different.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, oh we'll look at you.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
I'm so stoked, guys. I mean, hopefully the weather warms
up or I'm not going to get to wear them?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
True? No, no, you can? Can you book the photo studio?
What for next week? And we were so can do it?
You can do a shoot for.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Brion if you wos Clinton.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Not getting new speeders?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Do you shave your head?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Balled?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I was the price.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
So wait, the price is you have to shave your beard,
mustache and hair. I'll let you keep the eyebrows, geez,
and I will do a swimsuit photo shot.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Can I do it? Okay?

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Can I shave you?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
You're not going to do that?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Can I do it?

Speaker 4 (15:27):
You're not?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'll see it when I believe it. I believe it.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Nervous you won't do that. You don't.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You don't have the ball.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
I was just calling you.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Now, I'll get a charity on board and then you'll
have to do the photo shuitlin.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Did anyone see the new season of Maths Australia launched
over an AUSSI last night.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I saw a couple of my friends and Australia posting
about it.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
It means because I've done the research on this, we
get it this Monday.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Oh dust off your three now?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
App yes, three now we'll be featuring Maths Australia going
back in.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Are you going to be watching?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Look? I swore off Maths. I remember we talked about
it and I think I went two or three seasons.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
You saw a.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Vaping when you're drinking two as well, though.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, I'm a turncoat, you know. I love to go
back on my word.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
You're never saying ever, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Got to stop talking in absolute so because last season
I got back into Maths.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
I quite enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
You and I both did.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
I always fall off with Maths and the back third
when they're like it's a bit messy and they reintroduced
new couples and they're all cheating on each other. By
that stage, I'm a bit.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Like I'd have to agree. Yeah, let me see if
I can entice you with some information about this new
season Maths Australia, Maths Australia. So there's one bride on
there which her job tie is confidence and Charisma consultant. Okay, yeah,
her name is Julia.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I can already imagine. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
There's also another woman.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
That talks about how in her early twenties she moved
to la and she was a playmate and went to
the playboy mansion.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wow a lot. How old is she now?

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I don't know how old she is, but her name's Gina.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
A retired bunny.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
A retired bunny. She's paired with David.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
He's an e commerce product manager, but he's a former
rap artist for ten years.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
So that's going to be an interesting match. But the
audio that's doing the rounds today is of what people
are calling the new villain of this season. His name
is Chris, and we've got a little clip here of Chris.
You see, if he's the villain or you think he's
quite likable.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
What turns you off? Needy? And what's going to be
your redplay? Almost a deal breaker? If you got one
overweight for me? It can be harsh, but I'm not
not afraid to say I don't go down the street
Collins one fat that when if I have a general
interest in someone, they're generally going to be like, got
fit and healthy, looks.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
A nassive thing. They got him, He got them? He
sounds lovely.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Wait what was this the criteria? Fake ten's?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
What turns you off? Faked? Needy and fat people? Fat,
fake tans, needy and fat people. Well I'm out, Dan's
Brian clin Time for the tea.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
This is the tea.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Who is Kim Kardashian rumored to be dating? Well, that
would be none other than F one champion Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Wow, eight time champion Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Who's is he?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Eight? Sicks?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
He's more than six? He he's at least seven. I
think in the group it was eight him individually seven Okay,
obviously so stroked if I got that right. Yeah, the
Mercedes team together won at eight times in a row.
He won at seven seven and the team.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I don't know about the team, but he's got seven
Formula one titles him and he's got more than Kim anyway, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
He's got a few more than Kim. They have been
photographed gallivanting around the UK together. They arrived in Patty
and they were side by side as they walked into
a Paris hotel. That's cute.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
How old do you think Lewis Hamilton is?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Lewis Hamilton would be.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Forty one?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Forty one and Kim Kardashian and forty four five.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah, I think that'd be a qt couple. Yeah. Yeah.
Who was the last partner?

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Was her?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Asked public partner Pete Davidson?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
It was maybe, Yeah. I don't really feel like she's
been rumored to be dating anyone else till now. Be
tough though.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
He's not used to having a passenger in his car.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
You know, passenger princess.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, he'd be so annoyed by having someone else
in the car.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
Who did he used to date? He used to date Nicole.
I mean Kim and her look very similar.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
He's your favorite driver, isn't he? Ones love Lewis Hamilton
one of my favorites? Are you also like Oscar? P Stree?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Don't mind Oscar?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
And Daniel Ricardo?

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I love Daniel Ricardo and Carlos Signs.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Is he the real handsome one?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
They're all pretty bloody, pretty handsome man. Carlos Signs is
the one that's bringing back Williams Race.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I know who am I thinking of?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Are you thinking of?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Other? Ferrari guy?

Speaker 7 (20:54):
Oh he's.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Charlocke Cla, charlack Clau.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah he's good looking too.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Where you go that's the tea. It's just a room up.
According to Brie, watch out for that one Brian Clinton
Clint podcast. I saw this post which said, tell me
what the name of your boyfriend's group chat is.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
It's risky. It's risky because I feel like those type
of group chats. I'm made for a reason, Yes, and
the reason is to be inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
In private, in private and private nine group. No one's
ever meant to see the name of the group chat,
otherwise you'd posted on your story. Yea, wouldn't you exactly.
I've been through the list and I've pulled out some goodies,
not just boyfriend group chats, these ones. Some of these
are just general group chat.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Let's hear them.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Start out with an easy one. Someone said, my boyfriend's
group chat is called nudes only. The group is all
dudes and there are no nudes.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
So shouldn't it be called dudes only?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Dudes only? My boyfriend's group chat is called look both
ways next time one of them got hit by a
car al. My boyfriend's group chat is called People with
Dads and Cayden. The group chat name was changed to
that within forty eight hours of Caden's dad dying.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Oh oh, poor Caden. Caden has left the chat, similar
to that.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
My little sister changed our family group chat twenty four
hours after our mom died too. It's giving Bambie.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
God, you've gotta laugh, right, You've got to laugh for
your crime. Obviously, these people have a great sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
My fiances group chat with his groomsmen is called the Men.
I'm gonna groom.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Far out.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
My fiances groups did that one. Our group chat is
called two and a half Men. One of the members
of the group chat is trans Waterline strong independent Woman.
There's four men in this group chat, strong independent women.

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Our family group chat is called Possible Organ Donors because
you're all compatible. You known. My husband's group chat with
his mates is called the Expert Lubers. They are all
mechanics o CA, but they can get away with it.

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Our three man group chat is called two Fruits and
a Vegetable. They're both gay and I'm in a wheelchair,
like God, they're allowed, they are allowed, they are allowed.
We asked, what's the name of your boyfriend's group chat?
Someone said, Griffin and the Seven Minorities. Griffin is the
only white guy in the group. And the picture is

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all the all of the other men's faces edited onto
the snow white and the seven dwarf Griffin and the
seven Minorities. When I have to send a mass text
at work, it goes to our group chat called turd nerds.
We all work at a sewage treatment plan.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I like that one, the turd nerds.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Our family group chat is called our is called our
iffing wonderful Family. It was called our ifing Family. My
sister made it, and then mom got upset and changed
it to our wonderful Family, of course, and then my
sister added the iffing back on the start before wonderful,
and we all felt like that was a good enough compromise.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
I think, so everyone's happy. Then everyone's got a little
bit a lot of texts coming through on this. Yeah,
do you want to hear some of the group chat
names that are coming through?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Go on.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Someone has text through and said, my partner's family group
chat is only fans only fams. That's quite good.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Like it.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
My wife's group chat is called doctor Phil because they
only have drama with each other.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's quite good. Someone else said, the group chat me
and my two sisters have is called your filthy Mole
because our dad would call us moles when he was
pissed off with us when we were growing up. That's
quite good.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Like hundreds more text to nine six, So let's keep
these coming in. I want to know what's the name
of your group chat, what's the name of your boyfriend's
group chat.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And if there's a story behind why we love that?
To accompany the name.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Our group girl group chat is called bitch Brigade.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
That's a group chat. I want to be solid group chat.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, get him on Through the ZM podcast network, we asked,
what's the name of the group chat that you're in.
No one's ever really meant to know, are they unless
they're in the group chat.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
It's meant to be a private thing.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
We need to be a name for our work group chat,
don't we. Yeah, our group chat is boring. Our name
it is pretty boring.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Squadline producer Elareca and she came up with a good name.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
No, I've just been saying we need to change your name.
But then you guys are like, no, it's easy to find.
It's all in capital letters.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
To find it.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I think we leave it.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, table something. This is your big option, this is
your big chance. Ella. Yeah, what do you think the
Brian Clint show group chat should.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Be called four Someome Awesome?

Speaker 6 (26:22):
Why?

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Because we're four people and we're awesome.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Cool, So it's called zidim Drive Show group chats. Yeah,
we asked, what's the name of the group chat you're in?
This person wants to be anonymous. We understand anonymous. Can't
have it come out by way who you are.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
The government will be after you.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
If we're going to get the name of the group chat,
what is it?

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Ships and giggles?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Okay? Why ships and giggles?

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Well, because there's always it's a camping group, so there's
normally a lot of laughter.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
But then someone normally ships themselves by the end of it.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Isn't that as well?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
How many people in your group chat, anonymous?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
There's six different champing group families.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Wow, that's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It's a lot of potential shitters.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Isn't it.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
And we've made up her own marriage as well.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
We've got key rings in logos because we've put on
our campus called Shits and Giggles.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Fun so fun, fun, it's really fun.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
How many years have you guys been camping together?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
About four or five years? All fun.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
I want a camping group, so I just don't want
to camp.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone says, texting a suggestion for the
name of the brand Clinton.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Yes, what is that?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It should be called more Jugs than Nuts. I don't
mind it.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Oh can we call it got Milk?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, we can call it got milk. If you have
you got milk full cream, you can. My group chat
with my sisters is called Tinder. One sister was on
Tinder and we'd send through all her profile pictures, et
cetera for us to rate. She has now been in
a relationship for three years. And it comes off of
my car screen. And also when I'm out with friends
and I get a message that just says Tinder for

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everyone to see I am happily married.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I'm quite like that. It's good cause it's a bit
of gossip, you know. I was in the car with
Cage the other day in a message from tindercave.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
She's on Tinder.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
You know she's been married for five years.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Our girls group chat is called g string because we're
all learning how to play the guitar.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's good, that's fun. This might be one of my favorites.
It says we live on poo Kaki Street. Oh, and
we have a group chat called poo Khaki Street. Our
street is an interesting one. I mean, it's all in
the name.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Poo Khaki, Yeah, Pookaki, poo Khaki, Yeah, poo Kaki, poo Khaki.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Hey, what did I say?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
No, No, just make sure it's poo kak nice and clear,
poo Khaki. The name of my group chat is middle
aged s l U T s's after an angry, young,
drunk girl yelled that at us in a pub. We
were not insulted. Middle aged You're like spot.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
On and what.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I really like this one It says my group chat
is called work Sucks.

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Let's drink. It's pretty self explanatory, really.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Measure of your bosses that our girl group chat is
called our cup of Tea. We're always complaining about other
people and we say they're just not our cup of tea.
But we are all each other's cup of tea. It's nice.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
It's nice, isn't it? It's nice?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Yeah, someone said.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Our group my husband's friend group chat is called grapp
All My Nuts.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
No clue why interesting? A group chat of forty five
plus year old woman. Our group chat is called Wise
Wild Flowers. No reason, It's just because we are all friggin' incredible. Yeah,
go you wild, go go off, Wise Wild flo go off.
The wise Wildflowers need some merch too, don't they?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
I can just picture it now.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Wouldn't you like to be You'd like to be invited
into the Wise Wildflowers, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I would love to And I feel like they need
like matching jackets like thee and to.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Just be covered in p andies. Yes, yeah, in lilies,
covered in what p andse?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
I'm married into the I'm married into the Himma Paro.
Their group chat is called him a Roids.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's good. But there's our family group chat is called
the Alcoholic Family because our bonding time is always drinking together.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Is it weird that my family doesn't have.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
A group chat?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
You got to start it? I actually am quite the
cool young tikie one so you've got to start it.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Your mum's not on social media, so you never start
a does everyone have an iPhone? Because you could have
a yes, but someone might get a Android at some
stage and then they be like they're out of the family.
Start a WhatsApp chat.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I've just realized I'm not really part of many group.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Chats, aren't you. Nah, I'm in quite a few.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I think maybe because I lose interest really early and
I don't add any contribute.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yeah, I'm just kind of like, oh, too much has happened.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm not going to read that.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I can't catch it. You know, my group chat with
the golf lads is called Dude, Where's My par.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
It's z it ms, Briing, Clint Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Conan Gray and vodka Cranberry on ZIIM that's the international
drink of people with a UTI, isn't it the vodka cranberry?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
No comment? It is.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Cl classical if you know you know, Hey, welcome to
let's get classical where we go here to hear with
our producer Ella. We're competing on your Behalf New Zealand
to win you fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
We sure are. We're coming off the back of a
win and then Ella won in the first week, so
this is kind of like the decider.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Well yeah, it's the type. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep,
any any last words? No, but do we all agree
to our bit los against the smack bottom?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I agree? So weird either way?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yep?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
What do I smack you with?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Where do I sign your choice? Yeah? You're ready to
lose now? I mean what let's play choice?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Can we please start the game?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Please?

Speaker 5 (32:17):
So the way it works, these are.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Pop songs that have been re imagined in a classical style,
and you guys are just guessing what they are. As
always the artist and.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
The name of the song.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Got it?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Three? Do not lose on purpose?

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Okay, what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Okay, here's your first song, guys.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Three cool?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
It's Olivia Dean.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, easy to fall in Love?

Speaker 6 (32:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Close enough anyway, so it's good.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
It's good to go one up. I really don't want
to smack bottom. Okay, one point be team Brien Clint.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Here is song number two?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Ella, Harry, It's not.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
I guess pink?

Speaker 7 (33:27):
So what?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Okay, you're all back Okayne.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Superie, super lonely. I know what the themurs should be.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
With me too.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
You're about the drink lane.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Way, there's no theme in this game last Yeah, that's
just a coincidence.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
I don't want to throw you off for the last song.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Okay, we are at tie point and match point whatever
it's called. This is for the one.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yes, Ella, you gotta be Quel.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I know what it is.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I know what it is.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
I know what it is to.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Love.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Let you do.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, come on here near Ellen. For hr reasons, I
will not be performing the.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Stake, will perform this s bank with your consent.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Come on, can you come Jordan? As we wait valid
again in the studio. Congratulations, you won fifty KFC chicken dollars.
Ell Ellis is about to receive this mack bottom three
two one. Thanks for making us Jordan. We appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
No, thank you, Jordan.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Dinner's on the bre and Clint Show and thanks to KFC.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
That was a good time.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Really put her over her knee as well.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I was like, you get down over my knee.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
As zad M's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Our brand new tip with Heartland's drums next Friday, you
can come to our launch party where the flavor will
be revealed at Fida's and Chrish. It's next Friday, Friday
the thirteenth, We're going to be broadcasting live from vertities
from three pm. Come down, have a drink, eat from out.
We're calling it the chip Buffet, Aren't we.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Just all kinds of chips, every chip you can think.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Of, unlimited chips, yep, keep them coming and dip surely, Oh,
there'll be dip. Grammys went down yesterday looked cool. I
wouldn't know though, because we couldn't watch it.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
No, it's so incredibly hard to find anywhere.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
There were some people here Claudia who were watching the Grammys.
How were they? How are people here watching it?

Speaker 5 (35:51):
It was definitely streaming from somewhere.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Do they have an illegal stream? Brie and I tried
to watch it and to Maru yesterday when we finished
the show, we couldn't find it in wasn't on YouTube.
None of the performances are on YouTube. We found a
couple of bootleg performances we managed to see. They were
quite tiny though. Justin Bieber we saw the Justin Bieber
one did he performed Yukon in his boxer shorts and socks.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
It's a real weird the Sabrina carp Into performance.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, we haven't seen Gaga, no, and we haven't seen
a lot of the jokes. Jnald Trump Dronald Trump. Donald
Trump is in the news today because he said he
will be suing Trevor Noah for a joke that he
made about him. Trevoroah, formerly of The Daily Show, comedian
South African.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
He's hosted the Grammys a few times.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
He has Trump has caught him a pathetic, talentless comedian
and a total loser, A total loser, a total loser
for one joke in particular. Of course, there was the
Nicki Minaj joke, which was very good, where Trevoranoah said,
Nicki Minaj isn't here, she's busy at the White House.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
The biggest ass.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Donald Trump thinks it's him, but Nicky says it's a But.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
That's not the joke that he's mad about. I haven't
heard this joke yet. We're going to play it, and
you see if you think it's oh, we allowed, well,
I don't know, Claudia.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Is it all right to play?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:14):
I was all right? Is it as bad as what
Donald Trump's claiming. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Okay, this is the joke that Trump will be sewing
Trevenoa for.

Speaker 6 (37:22):
That is a Grammy that every artist wants, almost as
much as Trump wants Greenland, which makes sense. I mean,
because Epstein's island is gone. He needs a new one
to hang out with Bill Clinton. So oh, I told
you it's my last year. I like it.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Do you know why I like it? It's multi fest,
it's multifested. He can't be accused of being pro Democrat
or pro Republican because he went for both. He got both, ye,
and they were both on flying around in that joke.
Trump has said, it looks like I'll be sending my
lawyers to soe this poor, pathetic, talentless dope of an

(38:03):
m C and suing him for plenty dollar sign.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
How much do you reckon plenty dollar sign?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Is plenty dollar sign? At least he's he's my favorite
rapper after tie dollar sign. Yeah, twenty dollar yea plenty
dollar sign. I should get seed far bad. That joke was.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Ekland.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I read an article today about what your bum says
about you and your health, the type of bum that
you have?

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yeah? Right, are there different types of bus.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
There are different types of bum. Okay, I wasn't aware. Well,
obviously I know there's different types of bum.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, like bottom, power, bottom, soft bottom.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
You would say that. No, I was thinking, like, hey,
I didn't come up with the terms one small, one sad.
There's four according to this article four bum.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
What are the four times?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I interested to know what kind of bums we think
we have? Okay, first bum, the round bum, also known
as the bubble bum or the O shaped bum. Yeah,
it's full and balanced across the top and bottom, a
little bubble butt. Yeah, I think, I think. I think
a round bomb is a bunder Yeah, commonly referred to
as a bunda junk in the trunk. Number two is
a heart or pear shaped bump. Okay, it's a shaped

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so it's narrower at the top and fuller at the
meteor at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah. Kind of like resembles like kind of like a
ball sack kind of. Yeah, I guess how that's happened.
Hanging moor hangs low into into the bottom half or a.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Pier would be the other way to describe it.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah, a peer bottom. I like how we described it.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Okay, ball sack bottom. Number three is a square bottom.
It's a square bottom H shaped that but appears more
straight from the waist to hip with less curvature. Ah okay, I.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Don't understand waist to hip. Okay, So there's just no shape.
It's just flat, just straight down, it's flat. Yeah, gotcha,
the pencil shape, yep. And number four is the inverted
what's that? Which is fuller near the top of the
butt and flatter towards the bottom. Someone's looked like they
stole your bum, the bottom half of your bum, but.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You would still have a nice bum crack shelf. But
at the top maybe, so you've got more a more.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Fuller buttock up the top and then nothing towards the norse. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, we need to be impartial in this because I mean,
I can't see my bum, and I don't want you
to think I'm looking at your bum. So Claudia, please
tell us what bums we have. Do we have the
round bubble butt, the heart pear shaped ball sack butt,
the square H shaped butt, or the inverted V butt?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Stand up?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Show me.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
I actually don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
You're pushing yours out a bubble button.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
I've always been accused of having a bit of a
j low booty, of having a bit of junk in
the trunk.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Breeze is looking more like the A shape because you've
got a little waist.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Okay, take that.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, it's good as long as I don't have the
square one.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Give you the ball see one, which means for you
generally considered healthier than central fat storage because the fat
is away from your vital organs. You've stashed it away
down and so that's good. That's positive.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Definitely rounder.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
So I've got the bubble.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
This shape can reflect a stronger lower body muscles and
may suggest bitter metabolic health compared to flatter shapes. I
do eat a lot your dough, I do eat a lot.
I do a fast metabolism.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
What does it mean if I've got a hungry bump?
Your shorts are too small because my undies go up there?
Twenty four seve hungry.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Bum, well and look at you in a kidder sad,
I got a hungry bum.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
And Clint podcasts.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
According to a sexologist by the name of Georgia Grace,
she says that she believes there is a brand new
love language to add to the five.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
From a six ologist.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yes, okay, because what are the five? Let's go over
the five love languages. If you don't already know, there's gifts.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Yeah, acts of service, services, receiving gifts, not just gifts, receiving.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Gifts, acts of service, physical touch, words of affirmation, and
time quality time. That's the five. And if you don't know,
everyone has two love languages that they like to receive
love in that way. And then apparently, apparently that's.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
The someone just made it up, but I'd quite like
it though, idea as it works well. The idea is
the more compatible your love languages, the more compatible you
are as a couple.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Right, No, that's not the theory. The theory is you
need to figure out what your partner needs, how they
receive love, and then that's what you give to them.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
But what if that's not my way that I like
to give love. Aren't your love languages giving and receiving predetermined?

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Well?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Is it all about you or is it about your partner?

Speaker 1 (43:07):
We are you telling me I need to be something
that I'm not.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
No, I'm just saying, Oh.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Jesus Christ made in the middle here.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
I get what both of you are saying, but if
Clint cannot, for the life of him, do quality time,
which is partner wants, maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Be He always says. How he's like, I've got to
spend more time.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
That's very funny. But if you knew my partner, you
would know she wants less quality time with me she wants.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And less physical touch.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Yeah, she just wants acts of service and gifts. She
deeply doesn't want words of information.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
At least she knows who she is and what what's
what's yours while we're here?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Physical time and can I have physical touch twice? I
don't need gifts. I don't need you to spend time
with me. I don't need to say anything nice to me.
You just want the touch and just please hold me,
touch my body. I'm joking.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Um, well, let's talk about the sixth one. According to this.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
New one, this is the new one that you need
to know.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yes, according to her.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Sending sexy picks to each other.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Okay, classic sex ologists.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Cheeky picks aren't just a trend, she says. More people
are embracing them as the modern love language. Sharing a
spicy photo with a trusted lover or partner always consensually
can be playful, flirty, and a great way to stay connected.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
The sexologist doesn't live in the real world. Watch me
pull the room. I'm going to start with sending sixy
pictures and messages. Who wants to do it? Ella Laodia
absolutely not me? Absolutely not. Who wants to receive a
sixy picture of a message from their long term partner? Ella?
No Colaodia? Your relationships and that's still too new.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
I can see it when again home.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Yeah, i'd rather, I actually quite like to see it.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
I right have the live show, you know, yes, shata anyway,
I'm down over there.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
So sixteen, the new one is sixteen.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
They reckon.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
That's the sixth love language. Hello, the iCloud exists.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
I don't want my photo, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I think, if anything, the six love language is sitting
next to each other on the couch watching a TV show,
both scrolling on your phone, but not talking to each other.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
With your pajamas on.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, yeah, quality time, quality time, birthday.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Let's do your birthday bangers? Which is the number one
song when you turn sixteen? We'll figure out three play
our favorite.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Big Bruce is going first. Get a Bruce e Bruce,
good mate. Has your day been?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
I think pretty good. Glad it's over.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Yeah, I hear you, Bruce, I hear you.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
What is your birthday of eight? First time?

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Call?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
A long time?

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Wait a second.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Bro brons. We almost missed it, Broce. Your first time
only happens once, Bruce, and we're glad to share it
with you this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
April nineteen nineteen. That means, Bruce, you was sixteen and
two thousand and six, mate, and on your sixteenth this
was number one.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Man about You're got a real big hot when I'm
looking at your bruise, your big brains. But I'm looking
at you, Bruce, no pain.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
And me looking for to get dolls and will I
am beep?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
What do you reckon? Bruce?

Speaker 6 (46:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Let's good, banger.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
It's on the money for me, good man.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Let's go to Jane for a birthday banger. Hi Jane, Jannie,
my god, how are you? We're well, Janie?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I'm glad also like Bruce to have finish work now.
Oh good, Jane. Well, let's get you home. What is
your birthday.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Of September nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
That means Jenny, he was sixteen and nineteen ninety Can
you sit back and relax because we've done the math
for you.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Here's your birthday banker.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Wait okay, John von bon Jovi, von Bond.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Father in law of Melly Bond, John von bon Jovi,
Bobby Brown from Stranger Things?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Are You are?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Jovi fan Janney. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Yeah, actual birth song better my first songs come through fighting.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Oh no, wait there Jenny one will birthday banger for
Jeremy this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Hi, Jeremy, Hey you guys.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Good mate? Has your day been?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh god?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
I think that it works well.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Yeah, seems to be.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
The We are just keeping this economy moving, aren't we?
Between you me, Janie and Bruce.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I don't want to say our backs are sore. We're
going to give this country back of bloody carrying this Cady. Yeah, yeah,
on our backs, Jeremy, on our bloody.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Ba's your down birth.

Speaker 7 (48:11):
Jizz that fourth moving But nineteen eighty three, all.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Right, Jeremy, that means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety
nine and on that very day this was number one.
Oh oh yeah. It's just it's just us guys, keeping
this country moving.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You know, the economy moving, but keep on moving. Luxem
should talk to us actually because we're giving Yeah, yeah,
I'm voting for it. I'm for it.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I heard that little step and for that, I'm going
to keep keep on moving as well.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Thanks Jeremy the jeez you see you mate, see a
couple of times.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Dropped a couple of joke bombs and he's like, I'm out.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Nineteen nineteen actually burnt their bangers it in things come.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Banklin They when.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I burnt their banger today for our man, Jeremy is
five and keep on moving from nineteen ninety nine the
country is jump Gem into that song. We've had so
many people having jump jam flashbacks. When we played that, we.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Got a lot of people jump gym and in the
car there's a jump gym leader saying that they're gamming out.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
I hope they still use that song for jump gym.
It's such a feel good song, right, it is a
perfect a bunch of kids dancing around the ash.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Felt like that just one of the songs could be
in that category. Wonder what the new jump gem songs
that they've added to the list.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Ella, I mean, I'm ashamed to say I'm actually too
old for jump gym. We didn't do it. What were
the other big bangers in jump jam?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
The Coconut one. I'm not sure what it's called about.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Picking coconuts from the coconuts?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, is good, kung fu fighting. I came up
a birthday beggar today banger.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Yeah. Uh, I feel like there's a.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:08):
I'm not sure if I feel like we used to
do the witch Doctor.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Oh my god, I used to.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I signed up to be a jump jam leader in
Your Sex. Never went to any lessons, but I jumped
up on the stage and then I went to the
free lunch at the end of the year.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
Was sure, You're sure you're not the middle child? Yeah,
I'm the oldest.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Was that song.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
My Flag Boy and Your Flag Boys? It didn't buy?
The failure? Was that jump gym song?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Not that I can remember.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's fun embarrassing for me.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
That's all right, you're just trying to be a part
of it.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
You'd already you'd already graduated university.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
MS Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
The world has been captivated by the TV show he
To Rivalry, which they say is about ice hockey, but
it's mainly about hot, steamy, lovin' m m you.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Didn't tell your mum that before you sit it the
challenge of watching it?

Speaker 5 (51:12):
No, I did not.

Speaker 7 (51:13):
Hi, mum, Hi, guys, here you're going.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
We set you a little task last week to watch
the show that everyone is watching and talking about, Heated Rivalry,
And you have texted me saying that you have watched
an episode.

Speaker 7 (51:32):
I've actually watched five episodes.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
You've watched five of the six episodes. Did you go
back to back to back so to speak, madam.

Speaker 7 (51:42):
I don't use that terminology.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Did you see a lot of back to back digit Well,
the thing.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
Is, Brianna, I'm got to bone to pick with you.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Guys. Careful we come and beat pickaway, pick away, pickaway.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
We give you permission. It's consensual.

Speaker 7 (52:06):
Well, actually, to be honest, I don't think it's any
worse than fifty shades are great.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I want to know you're honest. Review mum, because five
episodes in, you've gotten enough of the storyline, the writing,
You've got all the steamy scenes. What is your actual
review on the TV show Heated Rivalry?

Speaker 7 (52:29):
My actual review is I think you definitely have to
be over eighty that's for sure.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
That is yeah, that's given.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
You know, you know what I'm disappointed about. There's two
things I'm disappointed about. I think if there wasn't so
much graphic material in it, the actual storyline is really
quite good. So that's what's really drawn me into the
extent that I can't wait to put the ending on

(52:57):
to see what happens.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Yeah, whatever you want to tell yourself.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Like those people say they read the Playboy magazine for
the article, you're watching the rivalry for the storyline, for
the love story.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
But I have to tell you, I was sitting up
here last night and your father had gone away, and
I thought, oh, geez, we're into this now. So it
felt so naughty that I had to go and lock
the door.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yeah, girl, what you will write You were worried dad
was going to walk in on you, on me on
the show.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
You watching the show?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I know what you mean. Yeah, I want to know
have you Have you learned anything from watching the show?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:43):
I have actually stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Good to know tips and tracks.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, about like pucks or hockey. It's about ice hockey.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
I have to lock all the doors in the house
because your father came through the laundry.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
He was like a rabbit dog trying to get in
there and he come through the back doors.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
And there it is, and I think we'll leave it there.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Mum, Hey, we appreciate one more thing, Yes, one more thing.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
That was absolutely disgraceful in it, absolutely disgraceful.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (54:27):
Why would anyone have their socks on when they went
to bed?

Speaker 3 (54:31):
That's but they got you. That's what she's everything else,
she's a lot love it socks.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Can't get my head around.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Well you enjoy that last episode tonight, Mama and Di
beatten down the hatches, dig a moat around the house
and have had.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Her'll send him to worry to get something.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Yeah, sounds good.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Hey Mom, what's what's what?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Pack of cigarettes?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Hey Mom, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Enjoy Okay, that's breeze, Mum. Hollander, Mom and I and
her review of the very steamy show Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
She's hooked.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
It's a hockey show.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Yeah, ice hockey. It's all about ice hockey.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
That's all you need to know.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
What a pucking an ice hockey team?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Yeah, yeah, of course it is.

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