ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th February 2026

• Producer Ella's new concert rules. 
• Clint's youngest said something questionable. 
• Bree's dad is finally proud of her. 
• Who would you cast in a 2026 reboot of Friends? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter it, so we're playing it. It's Brian Clint
the podcast Zidiams, Bri and Clint thanks to KFC. Brian
Clint Chip launches in four days. That's right people, Good afternoon,
Welcome to the Brian Clint Show on a Monday where
a lot of people are talking about the Super Bowl

(00:20):
and they're completely missing the point. It's four days until
the Brian Clint Chip hits the shelves.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
You know what would make a great Super Bowl chip,
The Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Chip, wouldn't it. I tell you where I'll be eating
the my Bri and Clint chips out of a super Bowl,
Super Big Bowl, because that's how good the chips are.
And whatever's for me to take over?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yes please?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, big show plan for today, guys, Harry Styles. You
want to get in the drawer to see him live
in Sydney again. We'll play Harry Styles song. Before four
o'clock we're.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Going to give away they will pass a Lily Allen
at Spark Arena. There's going to be a Lily Allen
on the show between five and six o'clock. Just to
keep it nice and specific for you between five and
if you're the first person through. When we play Lily Allen,
you could have two free tickets to see her live
at Spark Arena and Auckland. That's exhillenting her Revenge album.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I can't wait to go to that show.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
First, we're going to kick it off with Trady versus
Lady first game of the week. Fifty bucks up for
grabs if you want to play eight hundred dials at.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Him, play z Teams Brienkland.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Post alone, who I reckon would.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Also do a good Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
He'd be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think he's got the songs now.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Remember when he was here opening for the Red Hot
Chili Peppers.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yes, I went to that show Mount Smart, Yes, and
I was like, he was better than the Red Hot
Chili Peppers.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
When Lady Gaga opened for the Pussy Get Dolls, everyone
was like, wow, the people left during.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Pussy Get Dolls to that.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Well, I've already seen Lady Gaga, So was Lady Gaga
the main show.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is the very even Treaty versus Lady.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Here we go back into it for another week where
the scores are all levels seven wins, play seven wins.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Our Lady is calling from toting a. She's thirty four,
and her friends said that her dog looks like a
used mop. Welcome to the show, Nicole, Nicole, Hello, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Is it one of those dogs that gets the dreadlocks?

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Oh no he doesn't. He just got a bit of
a smush face and yeah, my friends took offense to
it and decided he didn't like it instead.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, oh that's mean. Is it like one of those
jewel likes dogs.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
No, no, no, he's there like a shitsu beshon.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
All right, Just your friend just felt like being rude
towards your dog, poor dog.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, hurt me, hurt my dog. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You're taking on our training today from christ Church. He's
twenty seven and he's coming to our chip launch and
christ Church this Friday at Faedddies. Hell yeah, welcome to
the show. Olie get a, Olie Hello. How's it going
very well?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Thank you? What time are you arriving this Friday?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Probably like two thirty to thirty.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh damn, you'll be first in line. Well, we'll have
a ball of chicks ready for you. Olli. Your buzzer
is Trady, Nicole, your buzzer is Lady, the first of
three correct answers is getting fifty bucks cash from KFC.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Here we go, guys, best of luck.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Question number one, which artists just performed the Super Bowl
halftime show.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Initials bb Holly treaty was bad Bunny.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It was bad Bunny.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
It is bad Bunny one. To the trade's.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We move on to question number two. We are attempting
to give away a million dollars this Wednesday afternoon. How
many thousand are there in a million tray?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yes, Olly, Olly a thousand, one thousand, thousand is a million.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Correct. I would never have got that one too. To
the trads. We move on to question number three.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You need this one, Nicole, to stay in it, buzz
in when you can tell me who's sings this song?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Ollie, just Nicole.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Ollie is.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Got a tough day for the ladies.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
That was an absolute pint song today, Nicole.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Not your day today, Nicole.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
At least I've got a mock to clean it up.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Ollie will see you at Faediddies on Friday when we
launched the Bri and Clint Chip.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Bring that fifty bucks for drinks. Ollie will see you
THEREMS Brie and Clint Podcast God, this is not what
we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Well, I've just received my second day ruining news. What
I've had two lots of day ruining news today already.
First time I've got a flat tire. Second one, I
was getting a package delivered today, new pair of shoes.
They've just sent me the missage to say, hey, there
was no one home, so we've taken it.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Back to the depot.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hate that.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Just throw the package at my house, please. I don't
want to sign for any of my packages. Someone steals
it then there lie Rather my package gets stolen, then
me have to go to the depot to collect my.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Package from me too.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
If I wanted to go and pick up the package,
I wouldn't have online shopped it.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
You know, you need to change it in your New
Zealand post app.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Just shove it in my mailbox. I don't care if
it fits or not. Just put it on top of
the mailbox. Just leave it. Please take the risk. Yeah,
just do a drive by. I just toss it out
the window near my house and we'll just call it even.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, you're going to the You're going to the post to.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
The depot and I can't go to the depot because
my car's got to flip, tell you anyway. Well, as me,
I spent some time with my brother on the weekend,
who lives in Wellington. He was up with his lovely
wife for Laneway and me and my daughters went to
a cafe with him on Saturday, took the scooter's went
for a little right around the waterfront and delightful day.

(06:04):
And as we were getting back in the car, my brother,
who is my brother, so therefore my children's uncle, was
clipping my daughter into her car seat because you know,
he doesn't see them all that often, but they see
each other and they know each other. As he was
clipping Maggie, my four year old into the car, very
busy down at West Tavn, a lot of people around
on Saturday morning. As he was clipping her into the

(06:26):
car seat, my four year old goes, you're a stranger.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
And he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
He step back from the car straight away because people
turned around and looked and Maggie and she goes, you're
a stranger.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
He looked around it as I'm not I'm not a stranger.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm not a stranger, and I'm like, people are going
to believe you you're a.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Man and she's a child.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Does your brother have any facial hair?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
He has a mustache?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Just okay, that's not going to help.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
And I also have a mustache.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
So I have to then lead across these two men
trying to clip this four year old girl into the
car and go, don't worry. I'm her father and that's
her uncle. And she's like, you're a stranger.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's what two strangers would say. That's what do kidnappers
would say?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
What father? And that's her uncle?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Exactly. I swear we're there, just two mustached men who
just happened to be And I leaned into the car
and I said, I said to make said Maggie, what
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
She just burst out laughing.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
She goes like she knew the implications of what she
was doing. Obviously we've taught her about stranger danger. Obviously
we've taught her that if for a stranger ever picks
her up, comes near her, or does something like that.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
That's what you should do.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Not when it's your uncle who just gave you a
Christmas present last month, who you know very well.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
How does she know that he could be someone in disguise?
You know she doesn't see him that often.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
There's no coming back from it, though, but he had
to like walk away from the coach and be like, no, no,
I'm not, I'm not that's my wife. Okay, I'm not
doing anything. I promise I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I'm going to try that when I'm out at the bar.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
You know, do you imagine get someone to leave me
alone stranger?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
When you and I are walk into the car park
to night, you should.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Just go help.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
He's art today.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'll be like, we're on like we're on a billboard together.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
I've never seen him the mom look at him, somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I thought we could talk about questionable statements from kids
this afternoon, like the things that your kids or your
friend's kids, or your nieces or nephews have said where
you're like, what has just stopped you dead in your tracks?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
When I was at home recently for Christmas, my nephew
John T said to me, he goes, hey, Rana, are
you coming home for my birthday next year in March?
And I went, oh, I don't know, Like I'll try
to he goes. He goes, no, You're not invited. I
was like, oh, yeah, got it exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
I was like, well, I guess I'm not coming to
your birthday then.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
And they don't know the power of those words. Whold.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I was like, that hurt me real deep. What do
I have to do to get an invite to this
damn party?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
A hundred dales at him or you can text it
to ninety six nine six. We want to know the
questionable statements that came from children this afternoon. My four
year old daughter yelled at my brother, who she knows,
while he was putting her in the car the other
day and goes, you're a stranger in public with a
lot of people around, Which is the right thing to

(09:39):
do if it is a stranger, but quite confronting it
if you're not a stranger, and where do you go
from that?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
It's so weird because the last time I hung out
with your daughter, Maggie in public, she yelled out at me.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
You don't pay your taxes and real uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, you're an undocumented immigrant.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
I mean she's correct. I felt real uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
So we're asking you, what is the questionable statement that
you got from a child. Stiff's called through high steps,
going thank you, who is the child?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
And question Stiff it is my beautiful, sweet, blonde haired,
blue eyed five year old daughter.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, and what came from the mouth of your beautiful
blonde five year old daughter. She got into bed with
me one morning for a nice little morning smuggle, and
she goes, mom, where does people meet come from?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
People meet?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
People meet people people meet?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
No, No, my mind went somewhere it shouldn't have went.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
How do you answer that question?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Stiff? I was mildly terrified and said that we don't
really eat people, and she goes, well, I do with
a butt of key Eddie Christ, Stiff, that's terrifying. You
sleep with one eye opened.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Someone ol sticks in and said I had a baby
nine months ago, and my niece came up to me
and said, you still look pregnant.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
And you can't get mad at a kid. Can You
can't cancel a kid?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
That is awful.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
My kids are in the backseat and I don't know
what was happening, but my five year old turned to
my eight year old and said, if you touch my
seat again, you better watch yourself in the night. WHOA
hope they're not sharing a bedroom.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
This one's so good, it says me and my three
year old were at the supermarket one day. There was
a man in front of us who was a definite
short king. I'm talking like five foot seven at most,
like would have been self conscious about it. I think
My three year old is right in front of him
and says super loudly, Oh, Mama, that man is so

(11:53):
so tiny.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
It was mortifying but hilarious. Oh.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I would just I would want to crawl up into
a ball and dive.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
That was my kid.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I'd be like, Mama, that man is so so tiny.
And my son was angry at me, and he said,
I'll destroy all your things and then you'll be poor.
What where did he even get that from?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
You're already got some creepy ones. Kids do sometimes say
creepy stuff and you're like.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, what were you going on here? I was working
as a teacher ade a few years ago.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
A little boy told me I was going to die
a slow and painful death in hell for covering my
body in tattooes. Okay, that is that child is repeating something.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, that's come from that's come from the parents. This
one is awful.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
My six year old son on holidays started screaming, I'm
a demon at me very confused. I started saying, no,
I'm not a demon, and then he proceeded to point
at my legs and say.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
What are those?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Then he was pointing.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
At the stretch marks I have on my legs, which
I got from him, mind you, and calling me a
demon like the like off the K Pop Demon Hunters
because the marks look the same.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
She reckons, you've got the mark of the beast on you,
but at stretch.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Marks from the kid you gave them to me.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
My three year old step daughter asked my partner why
he had a front tail.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Nice, this might be my favorite one. My daughter was
potty training and my mom said once, come here and
I will change your breeches.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
And then whatever we went.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
And then whenever we went out and had gone potty
in her nappies.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
She would yell, come and change me. Bitches, can't change.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Me, bitches very good. Ticked some out friend Michelle that
we took to the NRL groom. Final shout out Michelle.
Him Michelle. She said, I had a panicked call from
my five year old's school with a flustered teacher. He
had told all the little kids at morning tea that
he saw my husband and I making babies in the kitchen.

(14:01):
I had to explain to her school that we were
doing ivy IF and he had seen me giving myself injections.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah, because that can mean a very different thing.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
But technically he was right.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, technically he was right, because why are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
We're trying to make a baby.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
One is far more acceptable for you child to walk
in on than the other.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Like, I know which one I'd rather bit walk in on. Yeah,
you know, I'd imagine being at school. I saw mom
and dad making babies in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
There's a little what, there's a little prick joke in here,
somewhere somewhere, and the kid doesn't know the difference. I
was looking after my cousin and I took her to
the shops for ice cream, and she yelled out super loud,
Oh look at that, ladies, big boobs. You know that
one don't.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Get to pass.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's very good. It means Branklin.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Time for the Tea, The Tea.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Live from LA with de McCarney.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
The Super Bowl halftime s so it's all done and
Dustin bad Bunny, what went down?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Oh my goodness, he did? I think he did a
phenomenal job.

Speaker 8 (15:08):
He had everyone up on their feet, and he had
some very exciting guests join him during the show as well,
including Lady Gaga, Cardi b Karl Ge and Ricky Mudd.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
It was a party. It was a party. Everyone was
having an absolust last. Obviously, a lot of the songs
are in Spanish, so I'm sure many people watching didn't
really know what he was saying exactly, but they knew
the vibe and the field and they were very much
enjoying every second of it as well. So I think
he did a phenomenal job.

Speaker 9 (15:34):
I was happy with it.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
It was very much a cultural exchange. You're right, we
didn't know any of the songs or any of the words.
It didn't matter though, except for Lady gagas but yeah,
Lady Gaga, but she did like a reimagined version of her.
Bruno Mars die with a smile, and Britty absolutely blew

(15:57):
a gasket when Lady Gaga came on the screen, Dean.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Because I had called the fact that I thought she
was going to be one of the surprise guests, and
I'd put it on our bingo card here at Z
and if we get a line across from the bingo card,
we get a day off, so that's one crossed off.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You manifested it did, Yeah, so hate me.

Speaker 7 (16:18):
You're gonna hate me. I knew she was a surprise
guest day.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
He didn't for days Dean, Dean, what do you think
your job on this show is if not to bring
us go's like that?

Speaker 7 (16:32):
So I got my haircut on Friday and my hairdresser
does the guy just one of the head producers of
All the Big and he was like, yeah, guys, one
of the guests performers, Jesus.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Deed this this is currency that might be one of
the greatest stories you've ever told on this show.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I loved every second of it. My hairdresser is friend's
cousin said to me, well, this is.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Your chance to come clean.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Dean.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
You said on any other bombshells that the good people
have zid him should know about.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Dean's always sitting on a secret.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Not in the moment.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
I'll have to think about it now that I I
should get demoted.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Hell, Dean, do you secretly know who the Nick James
Bonds and you just haven't told us me?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Guys, it's Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
My heddress have told me that's the tea with our
man in the know, even more in the know than
we realized. Dean McCarthy Clinch podcast. Lindsey Vonn is an
American downhill skier. She's forty one. She RUPs your tor
ACL last week and they said, girl, don't ski.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
You've got to ruptured ACL.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
You can't ski, it's the main ligament. She said, need
to ski.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
She said, I'm skiing and thirteen seconds unto her race.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
This happens.

Speaker 10 (17:47):
I saw today earlier, a little interview with her. She said,
there's nothing to leave behind. She's going, you know, this
is a massive crash. Oh Jesus, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
We're not We're not laughing.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
We're not laughing. I' laughing at the commentator's reaction, but
I'm not laughing.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
She got helicopped off the mountain, stunned, silence. They cut
to the crowd. Everybody was just like.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
In fairness to her, though, imagine training four years like
especially like in your forties, like this will be her
last Olympics, and the week before your last Olympics, they say, oh,
you've ruptured your ACL. I kind of look, I'm not
saying I agree with her, But I kind of see
why she.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Was her decision.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
You know, desion, she wasn't putting anybody else at She
should have just.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Like just took it a bit easy though, because it
seemed like she was going full tilt. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah, the downhill skier at the Winter Olympics representing your
country should have taken it a bit easy.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
At least she would have finished it.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Should have done pizza French fries. Yeah, pizza fringe fries,
Pizza French mate.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Whenever I'm scared, I always take it easy.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
So we asked you guys, what turned out as as
everybody told you it would, And there are some really
good ticks on us.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I have to say this one was one of my favorites.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I have history of running injuries because I'm competitive and
I go too hard. I signed up for a ten
k Forrest run, which my partner told me, if you've
got to do this run, you need to go slow.
Don't try and go too fast. I couldn't help myself,
and I was at the front of the pack by
nine kilometers in. Then my hip gave way and I

(19:26):
couldn't walk anymore. Had to get carried across the finish
line and was on crutches for three weeks and haven't
been able.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
To run since. Oh doll, I need to know how
old that person is.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Yeah, age is such an interesting old do you reckon?
That person is late thirties eight, right in that window
where you think you still can't and you can but
your body says you can't. I told my sister not
to book the Europe trip with her boyfriend, who she
would tell me every day she hated. They broke up

(19:57):
a week before the trip. You can't tell her then
because she's all sad about the breakup and stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
But you're like, I told you, Oh, I told you,
I told you.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
That person wrote back, Okay, they're thirty seven. We are
so good at this, we are so oh we relate
to you.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
At my twenty first, I was dancing at a lot
of farm based ones like Breeze already told us the
pine cone story. At my twenty first, I was dancing
on top of a siloge bale.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh no, gross.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I got told don't do it multiple times. I got
up there to dance. Sure enough I fell off onto
straight concrete. I injured my back badly, ending up in hospital.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
That's not idea.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
And it was your twenty first birthday too. Everyone's like, well,
what do we run? What do we do?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
That is rough?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Just keep drinking, I guess everyone keep partying.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Party is still on. What about this?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
As a young lad at a family barbecue slash bonfire,
I was running around trying to help with the fire.
Mom said to me, bee care or you'll trip and
get a nail through your hand. Sure enough, no scars though,
like how they're still proud of it.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
No scars though, no lasting damage.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
My wife told me not to play bull rush because
I have a ruptured ACL, just like Lindsey Vonne my
lift because I was at my left knee on Christmas
Day last year. Oh man, I got to preread these
How old were they? Thirty seven?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
And they played bull rush with a ruptured ACL? Not
a good idea?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
What are this?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Getting your tonsils out in your mid thirties, had a
massive hemorrhage four days after having them out and needed
two major surgeries to stop the bleeding.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
Fun times.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
And that's an interesting one though, because what are you
supposed to do not get your tonsils out?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well maybe they were advised, Look this is way more dangerous.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
But who's having their tonsils out because they want to,
you know you like you know what my dreamer is, Well,
they get rid of these pisky tonsls.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
There are some people who are prone to getting like.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
You knowat like in fiction.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, and so they'll go, I'll get my tonsils out.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I didn't know you could opt.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
For that, Yeah, like take them out, don't need them.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm not reading that one either, Okay, cool, Yeah,
definitely don't read that one.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
The ZM podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Network something about you and I Clint. We're both from
small towns. Yep, one from a smaller, smaller town than
the other. I'm from the smallest. You're also from a small.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
It's not a competition. Neither of us are from the
big smoke.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
But if it was a competition, I'm from everything.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
With you as a competition.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yes, Stanthorpe Country, Queensland is smaller in population at least
then where I'm from Rod.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yes, but both small towns. And I had this thought
the other day where I was like, wouldn't it be
interesting to see if people knew us from our small towns,
because that's one thing I know about small towns is
everyone knows it.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Everyone knows everyone. Neither of us have lived in our
small town for twenty years.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Though a long time.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
But you know, word travels back if people are successful,
or if they get on the television, or if they're
on the radio.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
So I wanted to come up with a little segment.
We're gonna call small town big deal. And essentially the
idea is every week I'll call someone from your small town,
like a random business, and we'll just ask, hey, do
you know who Clint Roberts is?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Are you trying to get for you to win this game,
you're trying to get someone who knows me?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Right exactly?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Okay, all right, So to get a point, they need
to know who you are.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Who are you going to call today? Who are you calling?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
First?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I think we call a little place called Hell'sgate?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh Hell's Gate?

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, of course you do.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Great terist destination. It's where you can go bathe in
the boiling, bubbling mud.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Sounds delightful. But do they know Clint Roberts?

Speaker 6 (23:52):
What are you speaking of?

Speaker 4 (23:54):
From Hellsgate? How can I help?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Lexi, It's pre here from ZENM the radio station. How
are you? I'm good?

Speaker 11 (24:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (24:00):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'm good? Thank you? Hey, LEXI, real quick question for you.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
And I just want you to be really honest with me,
So I don't want you to lie. I just want
you to be really honest. And I've just got one
question for you, Lexi. Okay, have you ever heard of
the person with the name Clint Roberts?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
No? I have not. That's all I need, Lexi, Thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
How old are you? Lexi? I'm oh, yeah, okay, all right.
Thanks tew Times. You're going to be humiliar.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
You trying to make yourself feel like she's fourteen.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
She's fourteen. She's probably just still at school or something.
And she's twenty three.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
First round of small Town, Big Dealer, Swing and a miss.
We'll try to get next week.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
It's z it MS Brilling Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
You three and by that I mean Bree, Claudia and
Ella all went to Lanewear Festival on Friday.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
We sure did one day one Thursday.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
One word with you from you. Ah, hot, hot hot, No,
it's taken warm ready, sweaty.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It was a beautiful day here in Auckland.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
The sun was beaman.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Our producer Ella came in today though, and she goes, guys,
I need to talk about concert cut.

Speaker 11 (25:19):
Yeah, we need a refresher as a nation.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
What's happened? What happened to you at Laneway?

Speaker 12 (25:23):
Well, at Laneway, there was just a lot of things
that I thought were not okay to be happening in
the big mosh pit.

Speaker 11 (25:30):
So I've come up.

Speaker 12 (25:31):
With four rules that I would like the nation to
listen to.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Okay, here we go, and bye bye before you go,
and good I'm keen to hear these before you go
into it. The mosh pit notoriously the world west.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, I mean the last place I would think, you know,
rules would be a thing would be in the moh Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
Question how far back does the mosh pit begin an end?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You're just in the standing area, great question.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
No, the mosh pet smells, especially as the main act
comes up.

Speaker 11 (26:00):
Yeah, like the first ten meters.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
But if the moshpit develops around you and you're like,
I've been standing here for ages.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's what happened to me and really t oed me, Well.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Then you need to move to the oldie zone at
the back.

Speaker 12 (26:12):
I did, Yeah, I was at the back, but I
would classify that as a mosh pet because it was.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Noah, all right, give us your give us your four
mosh pit etiquette rules that you would like to implement
for festivals going forward.

Speaker 11 (26:22):
Producer Ella, Rule number one, no talking.

Speaker 12 (26:25):
I don't want to hear about your conversations and your
plans to hang out on Thursday night next week when
I'm watching Chapel Roon.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
Okay, let's do that later. So no talking, no conversation.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
No talking.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It's not a movie.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Here's my question though, Yeah, what about singing?

Speaker 11 (26:39):
Oh so that's another rule.

Speaker 12 (26:41):
Singing is a yay okay, but we don't need to
be screaming in people's ears.

Speaker 11 (26:47):
So there's a difference between pining pony club woo and
you know, like it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, okay, all right, you get that.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Okay, yep, got it?

Speaker 11 (26:56):
Feeling all good so far?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yep. Well, no, I'm going to review you a thing
to the end. You get them?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
What else?

Speaker 11 (27:02):
The third one is mosh photos are fun.

Speaker 12 (27:06):
You see it on an Instagram dump everywhere, like like
a little selfie in the mosh pet Well.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
Who with my friends?

Speaker 12 (27:11):
That's all good and well, but please just take one
photo and then enjoy the concert. We don't need a
whole photography session and distracting people nearby. When you're getting
your digital photos, your film photos, your iPhone photos that
I add something to.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
That list, Please stop filming the whole damn concert. When
do you ever sit back and go, oh, I'm going
to watch this thirty minutes of footage that I have
from the Chapel Road set at Laneway Festival twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yes, the footage is crap. Stop filming.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
It gets you a little bit of footage of your
favorite song for you Instagram, and then put your photo away.

Speaker 11 (27:49):
Amen, let's enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Last one, last one.

Speaker 12 (27:52):
Okay, this happened to me, so I'm really feeling very
annoyed about it. But if you're dancing, that's incredible. Please
dance away, but be my finful. If you're holding your drink,
do not spell it on your nearby neighbors. Hey want
to be sticky?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Okay? Hey? Hey, what next festival? Can I go with you?
You sound like heaps of fun. I knew you'd say that.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Man Jinza rock and roll.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
A courtesy to people around.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Let me just let me just let me just go
through your rules.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I just summarize them for people.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Oh yeah, please no talking. Yes you can sing, but
only quietly had a nice follow you just don't scream,
don't spill your don't dance in a way that spells
your drink.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
And what was the first one in the photography?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
And don't take too many photos photos in the moshp photos.

Speaker 11 (28:38):
I can tell you ten fifteen, twenty minutes.

Speaker 12 (28:40):
This group next to us, we're taking photos, pushing.

Speaker 11 (28:43):
Us, pushing me back and back and back. I was
nearly in the stands in the concrete bit.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Can I add one rule in which I think is
probably the most important rule because this happened to me
at Lane Way last Thursday.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 13 (28:55):
If you've got bad gas, oh my god, get out
of the mosh pet, like if you are dropping bombs
like your if you crop dust in everyone, So get
the hell to the back of the line, out of
the mosh pit, go sort yourself out.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Okay, that's my bit of advice.

Speaker 11 (29:14):
Oh everyone, remember to have fun.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Ella, I'm not split Laneway as the festival for you.
Have you considered Coca Cola Christmas in the Park? I
think that is the festival that adheres to all of
the rules that you're putting in place.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
You know, it's so how you always like talk about
the friends characters and who, yeah, which character each person is.

Speaker 11 (29:35):
I'm not Monica.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Ellen's so Monica.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
I'm not.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
She's like.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's like an elderly Monica and a twenty five year old.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
We can have fun, guys, we just need to schedule
in when the fun is going to happen. Between four
point thirty and five fees.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Someone said, can I add a festival intricate rule? Make
sure you know who you're holding hands with. I thought
I was holding hands with my friend to not lose her,
but then I realized I was hold in hands with
a random drunk man.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Very good, that's probably the guy dropping as zed M's
Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I've done a lot of things in my life that
I'm very proud of. Been doing radio for fifteen years.
Some would say, a you know, somewhat successful.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Career in radio.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
It's a long time.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
I've hosted TV shows, been on Telly.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I wrote a book.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I wrote a whole book.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I wrote a whole book that sold a few copies.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
You ate that giant donut that time? That was a
big deal at that foot long donut that we got.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
You Not to mention the one point two kilo steak
in one sitting.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
And didn't you get forty eight grapes in your mouth
at the same time.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I didnt fifty eight match sticks up my nose?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
You know, done a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, yeah, you're the Kathy Freeman of doing dumb shit.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I'll take that. What a compliment. But it wasn't till
last week when I talked to my dad and told
him that you and I have our own chip flavor
coming out and available in supermarkets around the world, that
I've never ever heard my dad more proud than this moment.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
We welcome your doting father to the Brian Clint Show. Now,
good afternoon, Big Steve, my dad, Good afternoon, guys.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yeah, very good.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Just wanted to get your take on why me having
my own ship coming out with Clint? That is the
proudest moment you've ever had with me as your daughter.

Speaker 9 (31:34):
Absolutely that the proudest moment ever you did. Well, I'm
sure I could do all that stuff that getting a
chip flavor with your face on the packet something, and wow,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Have you and our face as on the packet, Steve?
Have you seen them? As Bree showed you a picture yet.

Speaker 9 (31:54):
I've seen the picture. I couldn't believe it. Well, she
hit the big time.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Now look at that.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
When he was really impressed, like he could see it,
you know, I send.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Him the picture and he was like wow.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's like, well, you're as famous as the Pringles guy.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Your faces on the packet, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
And you know what he said to me, He goes, please, Dad,
you said to me, please save me a few bags.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I'd love to try him.

Speaker 9 (32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Absolutely, they're not stocking them in Australia, which is a
true crime.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yeah did that as well?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yeah, yeah, I feel like your dad might single handedly
buy the stock out.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I think he would in the Queensland area.

Speaker 9 (32:30):
At least I might buy a container load and import
him and then and then distribute them.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
I might go, all right, are you chip? Are you
a chip fiend, Steve? And if you are, what's your flavor?

Speaker 9 (32:41):
Oh? Yeah, I am a chip fee especially I don't
know ten o'clock at night when I'm watching some sport.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
You always.

Speaker 9 (32:51):
And look to be honest, I'm a Sultan vinegar man.
That's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, try and true.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, well, compare to be disappointed because we're not releasing
a soult vinegar chick. Got to imagine how proud you
would be of Brie if it was a Sultan vinegar
chip with her face.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
Oh, my godfather.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Don't worry, Dad. I tried. I tried to say, I
tried right her back, and I tried to push chicken,
parmesan and flavor. I thought that'd be good, but no, Well.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well, Steve will be thinking of you on Friday when
we launched the chip.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
You know absolutely, you know what, Dad, I'm just so
happy that after all these years, finally I've made you proud.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
All that stuff you did when you were sporting, doing
your sports and all that that was okay, but this
is the best.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
How he doesn't even deny it.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Thanks big Steve, Thanks Dad.

Speaker 9 (33:47):
Thank God.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
It's weird because I can relate to this.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
My dad.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
He's being serious, so impressed with me the other day
when I was telling him about it, and when he
saw the packets of chips with our face on it,
he was so When pressed, he goes.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
They're going to be at all the supermarkets around the country,
he goes, oh, he goes, You've done it, Brown, I've
made it.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I've tried to explain the peaks of my career to
my father before. He doesn't really get it. He never
really sort of took on board what I was saying.
He used to think that the radio session I worked
for was owned by JJ and DOM.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
That was sort of his take on what I was doing.
Did they not own at one tour? No, they never did.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
He never truly took an interest until I went home
to one day where I had a card that got
me free Nandos and he was He was like, you
can just give as much Nando's as you want.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I was like, well, yeah, it's like it's like a
gold cards.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I owed no idea. I'm not gonna lie, no idea.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
That's probably the most impressive thing I've ever heard you say.
But you don't have that card anymore, so I can't
be impressed by some people abused that. Now you get
that card back and I might actually respect you.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh one hundred dollars at him texas A nine sex,
nine sex. We want to the thing that it took
for your dad to finally be proud of you. Clint
bri and I are on a bag of potato chips
and supermarkets at the end of this no regrets. Oh
my god, it's like radio Nirvana. This is what you
this is what you dream of.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
This is what you aspire to get to the top
tippity top of the radio mountain.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It'll hit the shelves on Friday. That we said. And
Bree's dad has come out and said, I don't think I've.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Ever been proud of you for anything that you've ever done.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
I talked to him on the phone last week randomly
and he's like, oh, what have you been up to?

Speaker 4 (35:33):
And I was like, oh, Clint and I.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Have been, you know, working on a potato chip.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Working on a chip, and we've been to the farm
to see where they're made in the factory.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
And he goes, what, you've got your own chip coming here?
Here's what just like bags for like you can give
out to your listeners of the show. I said no,
they're going to be available in the supermarkets. He goes,
what set him a picture of it. I've never heard.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Him more proud. It's like you graduated from Harvard.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
I was like this if I knew that this is
what I had to do to get my dad's approval
years ago.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
So we asked, you, guys, what did it take for
your dad to finally be proud of you.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
There are some funny ticks here.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Someone said my dad told me he was proud of
me when I reversed a.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Trailer first try.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I've got two degrees and a decent career, but apparently
nailing a Bunnings trailer on a Sunday morning is what
really made me a quote man of substance. He told
three strangers about it in the car park. It's not
easy to do. If that was my kid, I'm married
a man oft.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I'd be very proud as well anyone who's reversed a
trailer before they know yep, this one's coming through on
the tex machine.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
My dad was super proud when I got married. Oh
that's nice. They then said I left the marriage three
months in heynt Lisha had that three months where your
dad was proud.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
If he was proud of you for your first marriage,
imagine how proud of you he'll be for your second
marriage and your third.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Double the proudness.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
My dad finally said he was proud of me when
I cooked a steak quote properly. I've run a marathon
and had a baby, but apparently medium rare with visible
grill lines is my greatest achievement. He took a photo
of it, not of me, of the steak, and the
steak is now his wallpaper on his phone. No, no,

(37:21):
not the baby.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
No, not his daughter. That's not true.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
Are you.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
I can see your.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Dad doing that.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
My dad said he was proud of me when I
changed my own car tire. He stood there the whole time,
offering zero help, just nodding like a foreman on a
construction site. After that, he said, you're officially capable now
I'm thirty four and own my own business.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
You can change a tire now, you know.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
If you eat more proud if you can change a tire.
That's where it's at.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
My dad told me he was proud of me when
I parallel parked in one smooth move. Oh that is
a good feeling. And dared too. I've been on TV.
I bought him on holidays, I paid off my student loan.
But sliding into a tiny gap outside the dairy apparently
unlocked his emotional availability.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
He still brings it up at Christmas.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's very good.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, it's so interesting because I I mean, I wonder,
I don't know, I don't have kids, so I wonder,
you know, when they do get older, it'd be such
an interesting feeling when they do achieve certain things that
would make you feel really proud as a parent.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Well, and I think, and I do have kids, and
I already know the bar will be different for each child.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Because it lower for one of the children.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Definitely, but you know it's relative.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
And that's the curse of being an overachieving child because
your parents are not impressed by the stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Bar is way high.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
If you put yourself through UNI and out of home
at eighteen, and then you come home and you say, oh, Dad,
guess what I paid off my student loan.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
He's like, so, you know, yeah. But if your sister,
the one that's who didn't move out of home, that's
not organized, comes home and says, dad never really achieved anything.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I'm employee of the month at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Whoa, he'll go of the whole month.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
What dinner do you want tonight? We're cooking your favorites
was Celebraton shout out to Dad's t DMS, Brie and
Clinton podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Birthday right now, let's do your birthday bangings for you.
The number one song when you turn sixteen and we'll
play our favorite.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
One Abigail is here first, Abigail.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Hy Abigail?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
What's your nickname that you get Abigail? Is it Abby
or Gail? I'm Abby Abby? Abby. No one really calls
me Abergail.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
I've never considered that Gail could be short for Ebergail.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
It could be a friend called me that.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, wow, Gail, you learn something new every day. I
love it all right, Ebbie? What's your day to birth?

Speaker 6 (40:06):
February second, twenty ten.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Waite a second?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So that means Abby, you've just turned sixteen last week,
so you you're just eligible.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
So this is exciting. It means you were sixteen this year.
Last week this was number one. It's a great white Abbey. Yeah,
that is a good one.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
That is going to be great in years to come
as well.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Yeah, timeless.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Do I think it can win?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Probably not, because we've already played it four or five
times today.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Didn't we just play it? It doesn't mean it's not
a good birthday banker, but it's a.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Good birthday banger. Abby. Are you happy with that?

Speaker 5 (40:50):
I am happy with it.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah. Good for us.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
We'll do a birthday banger for Rob.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Rob Hi Rob?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Hello, has your day been Rob?

Speaker 9 (40:58):
It's good the Seawawks.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
One you were the Seahawks?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Were you?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I was gonna swear in What did you think of
bed Bunny at halftime? Rob?

Speaker 9 (41:12):
Interesting?

Speaker 8 (41:16):
Rob?

Speaker 4 (41:16):
What's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Bte four for the first?

Speaker 4 (41:20):
All right, that means Rob, you.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Were sixteen and nineteen eighty two and we've done the
calculations for you.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Here's your birthday. May that's a what for a minute?

Speaker 8 (41:34):
Work?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
It's a goodie, Rob.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
Probably Seahawks was astadian so little?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
I like it, good man, Rob. One more for Erica, Hi, Erica, Hi, Erica?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
How was your weekend? Erica? Oh, I'm so good?

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Actually relaxing for once?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Oh good to hear? Why was it actually relaxing for once?

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Because I did park run and I got four legs.
I couldn't really do much else.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Suck. I like that, Erica, You of course to relax.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
And what's your doing to birth? Erica?

Speaker 9 (42:07):
Twenty eighth of October nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Right, Erka, he was sixteen and twenty thirteen, and on
that day in twenty thirteen, this had a number one hit.
I got the.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
She's done a Super Bowl?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
He sure has?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
There where the dancing shark meme came from.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Was that sure Balls.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
And the beach Balls?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Oh? Yeah, Erica, what do you reckon Katy Perry's your
birthday banner?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
It's a yeah, it was huge. I would say one
of Katy Perry's.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Biggest songs, that sue for sure? Yeah, sure, for sure,
for sure. Okay, wait there, Olivia Dean, minute work, Katy
Perry might be minu at work. Oh I was going
to go Katy Perry, I'm.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Going down under minute work. It's a uh did it work?
I'd give them from them?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
And no, no, no, corl Are you suggesting that today
as the day Alla gets to choose.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
I'm just curious what she'd perk.

Speaker 11 (43:08):
Once in a blue moon.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
But do you pick Olivia Dean? You never get to
choose in this segment again.

Speaker 11 (43:13):
No, I picked Katy Perry.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Raw. Really what would you have picked for Katy Perry Raw?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Just me?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Then here go you one birthday banger? Well done, yayay.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
I used to bribe my tongue and hold my breath thirty.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Katy Perry on z Idiom the winner of birthday Banger
for Rika it was number one and twenty thirteen.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
God that long ago.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, everyone stoked about that, except Bree.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
I mean, look, guys, I tried to do the right thing.
What a bot No, not that one.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh yeah, that's what have been just as bad?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Do you not write this? This is a this is
a classic.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Yeah, I don't mind that lud remix. The remix remix
has ruined me on the original. Now that's what you say.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
Lude remix is better than the original.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Men at work, don't put words in my mouth. Hey,
Cordia Edmund question. We're getting quite a few messages from
people asking if the Brian Clint Chip launch party at
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R eighteen.

Speaker 12 (44:36):
I'm going to say no, but I will double check
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Kids can just come down on their own. But if
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Sure they have there's chaperone, yeah, I.

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Think so we have to be chaperone. If we can't
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You're chaparone should be fine.

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Where did Chaperone get a name from where?

Speaker 12 (45:10):
I think her granddad is called Chapel or something. Yeah,
I felt really confident and now I'm in this moment.
But it's something to do with the granddad.

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I feel like you're onto something.

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If you bring down chevul Roon's granddad, you can come
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I think he died. Yeah, I think he's dead. Then
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Yeah, do you want to come or not?

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Someone that looks like Chapel Roane's granddad and you're in.

Speaker 11 (45:33):
It's a beautiful red lot.

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Yep, he doesn't have red here.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
That's probably he's dead. It's not even Tuesday, a hard day.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Next two things we'll talk about who would replace the
Friends in a twenty twenty six Friends reboot?

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Yes, it's yeah, send three year suggestions.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
On nine six ninety six, who do you think if
they did a Friend's reboot?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Do you know who played Richard?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
She will write, I.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Thought he'd played Chandler. He's such a main character energy,
you know. I think that's do in the rounds at
the moment. I don't know if you've seen, but.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
People are talking about if there was a Friend's reboot
to happen in twenty twenty six, who would be the
new cast? Quite an interesting thing to think about because
it's such an iconic show. People still, I mean, bitch,
watch it today.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Perfectly cast as well, So.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Perfectly cast, and that's why they always talk about, I mean,
why the show was so successful.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
It was because of how good the casting was.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, and the writing obviously, and the laugh track. Have
you ever friends without the laugh track?

Speaker 4 (47:01):
No, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
It's not funny.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Is that it's really weird.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I thought we could give it a go and just
throw around some ideas for.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Names alternative friends cast? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Should we kick it off with?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Who's an easy one? Who do you Reckon's an easy
one to recast for a modern day friend.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
The easiest one for me was Joey.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Okay, we can do Joey.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Did you struggle with Joey?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
No, I've got the perfect, the perfect one for Joey.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
We'll go first, because mine's perfect. Pete Davidson, I am quick.

Speaker 11 (47:34):
No, I've got Pete Davidson for someone out.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Okay, who's Pete Davidson. Who's Joey.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Joey is Marcello.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
He's on Saturday Night Live and he did that.

Speaker 11 (47:47):
He's on In and Out and he'soing up. He be
perfect Joey.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
What about you, Claude?

Speaker 11 (47:53):
I panicked? And Timothy Shallam.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
I've got him for someone somewhere I reckon Joey's kja.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Oh yeah, he do a great job.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
I mean he would do a great job.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
At a got Joey squared Away? What about Rachel Rachel?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think I've got the perfect one for this is
Rachel for sure?

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Why because she's just got I think Rachel is like
a mix of like funny and likable, but also like
real life person, which I think is Zenda. That's like
her as a person.

Speaker 12 (48:31):
I feel like she'd be perfect, Kyli.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
That makes my one sound good?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
What yours?

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Sidney Sweeney?

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Better?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Yeah? Mine's better than elas.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Great?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Rachel doesn't even at.

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Florence Pew Okay, yeah, okay, Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Okay, let's say would watch it would What about Ross?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
I struggled with Ross.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
That's where I put Timothy Chamalay.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Oh really, I put him as Chandler Ah because it's
kind of like a little bit goofy, and.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Yeah, that's Ross, a little bit goofy.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
Yeah, it's annoying.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I put I put Ross's Jacob a Laudie because at
least he too hot, too hot, But that's what that's
the perfect modern day Ross though, where at least he
might be annoying, but he's hot.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
People think Ross was hot at first.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I'm saying a little bit.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
But imagine if Ross's character was a really hot person
too tall.

Speaker 12 (49:36):
Well, i'd put Andrew Garfield down. I think he'd be great.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Are so Ross is what fifteen twenty years older than
the rest of the press.

Speaker 11 (49:47):
It makes sense for Ross's character.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Well, at least you know, ELA's one would be available.

Speaker 11 (49:53):
Holy what do you have against Andrew Garfield? He's the
kindest man alive if you ever interviewed him? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Okay, what about Monica? What about Monica?

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Where are we going down for Monica?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Nice?

Speaker 9 (50:06):
No?

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I reckon General Tager would be a great Monica.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
You should be a casting director.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
From the from series.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah, I think she'd be pretty good.

Speaker 11 (50:17):
What about you, Claude, I'm quite happy with mine. Hailey steinfelt,
Oh yeah, she'd be quite a good Monica.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, Steinfel should be available.

Speaker 12 (50:27):
I put a really good, well known actress in for this.
Brie Thomas l.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
From Monica. For Chandler, I'd.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Be a great Chandler.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
How you like like Aunt Chandler be a girl in seconds? Okay,
let's go to Chandler. I put Tim at Elie for Chandler.

Speaker 11 (50:47):
Pete Davidson, Yeah, okay, Joe Kerry Stranger things, Steve.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
That's quite good.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Yeah, I thought that was quite good.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
That's quite good.

Speaker 11 (50:57):
You could do some singing.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I put Tom Hollands, But.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Could I like Tom Holland that's my favorite? Okay? Last one, Phoebe.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I think this is my best one.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I reckon I have the winner. I got I reckon,
I've got the winner.

Speaker 11 (51:09):
Yes, okay, confident, Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Who's Phoebe?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
This is our choices for a modern day Friends cast.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Who would be Phoebe?

Speaker 11 (51:18):
Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 12 (51:19):
She can act, she's funny, she can be elusive, she's sure,
she's blonde.

Speaker 11 (51:23):
You can sing that smelly cats on.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
If Jacobal Lord is in the cast, we can't be
having to her in the cars. It'd be just like
night and day?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Should I still on the reason why Friends cast works
is that they're pretty much all the same.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
Heighth's Phoebe my hawk also from Stranger.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Daughter. Okay, do you just want a complete stranger to.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Show you're looking for a stranger things?

Speaker 5 (51:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Now I reckon, mind, I'm still strange.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Who's yours?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I reckon Phoebe. Modern Day Friends cast should be a
Amy lou Wood.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
She was the one in white Load.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Education better than the casting director.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I had Aubrey Plaza, but yours is very good.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Oh that's good. That's good as well.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Anyway, one show Cordia Stranger Things. All of her favorite
actors are.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
I should watch it. You'd love it.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Text us your suggestions from Modern Day Friends cast. Would
love to see them.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Someone said, laugh track, Clint, it was a live audience.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, but they also added a laugh track.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
To her this more laughter. I wish they did that
for our show.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Actually, can we get one?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
We get a laugh track there, Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
You were away on Thursday, so we didn't get to
talk about this. But the this is crazy that this
still hasn't been completely confirmed. But I mean it's all
but all of the news sites are reporting it. All
of the sports pages are reporting it that New Zealand
is getting its first ever State of Origin game next year.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Music to my is about time. Can I say about
bloody time? Because they do like to share the third
game around because obviously there's always one in New South Wales,
one in Queensland and then third one. They do love
to share it around. It's been in Melbourne, it's been
in Perth last year, to Adelaide.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
It's been to Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
They they don't give a shit about it in adela
Why why the hell not here? So, like we said,
it hasn't been confirmed, but every news outlet is reporting
that the New Zealand government has paid five million dollars
to secure Game two of State of Origin next year
at our national stadium, Eden Park.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
That's our biggest state.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It's going to sell out.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
There's a couple of interesting things about it because it
obviously is an Australian event for an Australian audience. Yes,
and there's the time difference. It means the game will
have to kick off at Eton Park at nine to
thirty pm.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Yeah, I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
With that, which means it will go through until about midnight.
The game, which is rarely going to pass Helen Clark off.
She's not.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Oh god, Helen Clark is not going to be happy camper.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
But you're right.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's going to sell out instantly.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Yeah, I reckon. There's no doubt in my mind.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It'll be the first time that State of Origin has
been played outside of Australia since nineteen eighty seven when
it went to Los Angeles. Oh, Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
Why would they play it in Los Angeles? Trying to grow.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
They're trying to grow.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
They grow the game.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
They tried that forty years ago and then they're like.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
And now they're trying to do it again in Vegas games.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
We think it's great because you and I would love
to go to a State of Origin game, and lots
of lots of Kiwis would and lots of Aussies who
live here too.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Honestly, like for me, as an Aussie living in New Zealand,
I would sell a kidney, I would sell one of
I'd pick a toe and I'd sell it to have.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
It here at Eden Park. It'd be so good.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
We're stoked. I've been going through the comments on some
of the Australian pages that have posted about this. Here
we go and they're not stoked a lot of the
Aussie Here's a cross section of comments.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
It's no different, can I say, no different from having
it in perse which is so far away from the
East Coast, to having it here.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Here's closer.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Here's some comments, what has this got to do with
New Zealand? Just keep it in bloody Australia. Another comment
the game's gone to the dogs. Another comment that someone
just posted fifteen Pooh emojis in a row, and then
someone else commented like you said, well it's better than Perth.
I guess yeah, it's closer here. It's closer anyway, saving

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pennies because I reckon it'll be expensive. They're going to
make that five million dollars back.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
But yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Game two, State of Origin twenty twenty seven, eaton Park Diary.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
It's happening guys. As zed M's Brin Clint podcast.

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That's the end of the show for a Monday. On
a very big week for the Brian Clint Show. Wednesday
we try and give away a million dollars. Friday we
released the Brian Clint chap Core Blinding.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
There's been a bigger week for this show ever.

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No, I'm not sure there has that one time we
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Let's say it was where are the two furthest places
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I'd say this week's on par with that week. Yeah, yeah, definitely,
I know which week's more fun though.

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