ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th February 2026

• Did you have a fail in a work vehicle? 
• Major injuries to your downstairs (warning for this bit). 
• What's The Plot is back for $150. 
• Did you know about this Rihanna lyric? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, so here it is as long as you've
got data.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's z it Ms Brian Clint podcast z it Ems
Brien Clint thanks to KFC.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Brian Clint. Chip launches tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Good afternoon everybody on the eve of the big chip launch.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Sure can you feel that chips are in the air.
I'm so excited. This is the pinnacle of our radio careers.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Clint Suresbrey tomorrow and christ Church at Fendi's we do
the official launch party at three pm. You're welcome to
join us. I've just got here to the christ Church
Zidim Studios. There's an enormous cut out of you and Ibrey.
I'd say life size, but I think it's a little
bit larger than life size.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Really, all our heads a little bit bigger.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Oh yeah, our heads always a little bit. Yeah, but yeah, yeah,
that's there, ready to go. And I went into the storeroom.
There is pellets and pellets of the Brian Clint chip
there for people to eat tomorrow at the launch party.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm so excited for the chip buffet.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
It'll be a fat Eddies and also everyone that comes
down to Fat Eddies will get a raffle ticket and
potentially win that last double pass into our corporate box
to see.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Lord Live tomorrow night.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Did you hear how the show went last night here
in Auckland, Clint.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I've seen a little bit on Instagram. I saw she
was wearing a Blues jersey.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, people are raving about it, said it was a
fantastic show.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
The Blues will be stoked. What is that bit?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
That's the best free advertising they've had in a long time.
You know, is she a big Blues fan?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Is she?

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I didn't think that she was, Like, she could have
gone AFC or Warriors, Oh Warriors, did you Warriors? But
she decided to go with the Blues. And I think
that's the first time that any female under the age
of twenty five has thought about the Blues in about
fifteen years.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
The Blues will be loving that promo.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
We have a fun show on the way for you guys. Today.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
We've got another double pass to give away to go
and see Lily Allen. That's going to be given away
when you hear a Lily Allen song you call us
between four and five o'clock today you can score that.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Also.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I've scored tickets to another show for us to give
away today, Bree.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yes, what shows that Maren Morris? Oh yes, I did
hear Along the Grapevine. We've got two double passes to
see that Maren Morris show.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I think it's tonight, Yes.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
It is tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
So if you want to you know, last minute, adventurous, spontaneous,
you want to go see her, we'll be giving those
away in the show as well.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
We'll give Maren Morris crash it she t gets away
before four o'clock. On the show Trady Verse, Lady Nick's
trades are up, but not by much.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
It's still pretty tight.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yes, still very tight. They're up by two.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
But if you want to make a difference today when
fifty bucks give us a call right now, oh eight
hundred dials at.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
M play z Dams Brian Ekland.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
It's time for Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
This is the very event Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
In the green corner, we've got the trades with nine
wins of their names so far this year. In the
yellow corner, the ladies right behind them.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
On seven.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from christ Church.
She is twenty one and she's moving to Hamilton next week. Well,
welcome to the show, Tara.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Hi, Tara, that's a big, big move for you, Tara.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Why are you moving to Hamilton? Is we're moving from
my partner's work.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Are you going to come for one last blowout with
us tomorrow and fed Eddie's and crash it?

Speaker 7 (03:28):
I wish, but I'm working tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
No, check us ot, who cares? You're leaving that job?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Sick? You could get yeah, tickets to the Lord Corporate box.
You never know. I could yeap up to you.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Hey, we don't want to press you, she said, no
brief Okay, no means no. It's getting awkward. Now let's
go to our trade. They're calling from ash Burton the
thirty four and they have two different colored eyes, just
like a husky. Welcome to the show, Kelsey Hi.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Kelsey Hill. What's that actress's name from Blue Crush? Is
it like her eyes?

Speaker 9 (04:05):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (04:05):
I'm not sure. I just say I've got one of
my mums and one of my dads.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Oh what colors?

Speaker 5 (04:10):
That's fun.

Speaker 7 (04:11):
So I've got one blue, one green.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Oh that's so cool.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
And it's litually one of my mums and one of
my dads, So it's quite cool.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Kate Bosworth, That's who it was. No me, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Haven't seen Blue Crush, but I haven't seen any movies.
I'm sure that reference hit home with a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Surely at least one person, just.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Not me or Kelsey or Tara. Yep.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Cool, cool, guys, my people.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Let's go with names today as our buzzers to keep
things nice and clean. Tara Kelsey and the first person
to three correct answers gets fifty bucks cash from KFC.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Here we go, ladies.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Question number one, where's this iconic sound effect from Kelsey?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Kelsey's in?

Speaker 7 (05:00):
George?

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It sure is Kelsey? Well done.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
One to the trades. We move on to question number two.
The first Lord Show went down in Auckland last night.
What is Lord's real first name?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yes, Tara?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Is it Oura? Well done? Tara, We are won apiece
in this game. Question number three, buzz in when you
can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Tara's in.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Lord?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
It is Lord Tara.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Back to back Lord questions, Gus. We move on to
question number four. Two to the ladies. One to the trades.
What is the largest Spanish speaking city in the world currently?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Is that Buffalona? Mechio City or Real Deitano. Tara healthy, Yes, Tara,
for the win is Mexico is correct.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You just put your foot down and put your bloody
pedal to the metal, didn't you, Tara. That's so awesome.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Pree.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Have you noticed when you do accents and it doesn't
matter which accent, whether it's French or Hispanic or Portuguese,
it's just your normal voice, but way more breathing. You
just you just add copious amounts of breath to it.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
I don't know what you're talking about, Dara.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
You're a Trady Birst Lady Champion. We've got fifty bucks
cash coming your way. Well done, well.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Done, Thank you, good ladies, go level two.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
That's big for the ladies.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's nine all CDMs B and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh that's me.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
That's Serena Carpenter and tears on Zenning with Brient clin Sorry,
I'm in Krashut and you're in Auckland. And just before
that break, Claudia went breeze got it, And for some
reason in my mind I was like, oh, I don't
know if you do anything, then you do you want me.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
To take the next one? All anchor the next break?

Speaker 5 (07:01):
If you do the next one.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
See see how it goes.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Brian Clint Miles Smith Stargazing on ZM with Brian Clint.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Right now, Clint, see it. I told you I had it.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
He nailed that. Well done.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Thank you, Bate, Thank you. That's big coming from you.
That means a lot from a professional.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Right now we're talking about people. Thanks for giving the
credit back to me after you did the good thing.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Sorry, can't help it.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Just take the compliment, mate, Just take you did a
good job. I did a good job because you do
a good job.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
And what do I do with my hands?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (07:35):
I feel weird.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Speaking of professionals, we're talking about people that have had
a whoopsie in their work vehicle. After Kimmi Antonelli, who
drives for Mercedes in the Formula one, crashed a car
he was given, a very rare and limited edition Mercedes,
crashed it on the motorway.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
You know, I was thinking about this though.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
The car that he crashed is not more expensive than
a Formula one car and he crashes those all the time.
So mean that you're going to keep these things in perspective?
And what are we doing? The whole world is talking
about Kemie Antonelli and the Mercedes brand and how cool
this car is that he crashed? So are there actually
any accidents pre or is this all scripted?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
You know?

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean this is just classic pr work at player,
isn't it.

Speaker 10 (08:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:24):
And you've been sucked in?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Oh, they get me every time.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
You've been sucked in by a big Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
It's not unusual for me to be sucked in.

Speaker 5 (08:33):
Are you looking at buying a Mercedes at the moment?

Speaker 10 (08:35):
Umm?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Will you put me on the spot again? It's a classic?

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Is that why it came up in your feed?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Your algorithm knows that you're looking at Mercedes, and it
was like, you know, i'd be interested in this piece
of Mercedes propaganda.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
Brie.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I have been on trade me looking at classic,
old school Mercedes. But that's a story for another time.
That is a story for another time. We don't have
the time.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
Now.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Let's talk to Gavin. Mate. Have you had an accident
in your work vehicle?

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (09:03):
Quite a funny one.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
What happened, Gab? What happened?

Speaker 11 (09:07):
Well, I'd only just started the job, had only been
there a week, and I had my brand new company
car and I was going out somewhere. I whipped out
to the car park, hopped in the car, and my
phone went So I answered the phone call while I
was just sitting there in my car. Dealt with that
when I as soon as I hung up, I just
threw the car in reverse and backed out. But while
I was sitting there, my boss had pulled in and

(09:29):
bring your car well right right behind me, and I
just back straight into the side of it.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Oh, Gab, you reversed into your boss.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's the worst possible outcome do unless you ran over
an old lady or something. But you know, like there's
praying your car and then there's pranging your car into
your boss's car.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
What kind of car did your boss have?

Speaker 11 (09:49):
Gabh This this is back quite a number of years. Yeah,
they were both brand new Master sixty sixers.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Oh yeah, there's quite a long time ago. They haven't
made that car for twenty years. Givens pulling out of
pulling out of his local dicker.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
And what was it like when they invented the telephone, Gavin,
We're just kidding, Gab.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
When Gas he was on the phone in his car,
the phone was mounted to the dashboard of his.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Car, and the car had a giant area a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
He had to use dial up internet to connect to
the phone.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Gun Gab, you didn't carn to be bullied. I'm like,
that's didu. This isn't what this isn't what you came
here for.

Speaker 11 (10:33):
It's just like a normal date working.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yes, good Gav.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
For Gav. You should never deal with it.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
We'll take this off one Gave. We'll find you some mate.
You know, we only we only rid people that are
our mate. What about this one here? My dad crashed
three work cars at the same workplace. Surely, surely you're
getting booted from that workplace.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Three work cars at the same workplace.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Not ideal.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No one's taking you seriously in that workplace ever. Again, like,
not in any situation, not just driving. They'll be like, oh,
David's made a PowerPoint presentation and everyone's like, well, that'll
be shit a bit, it won't open.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Oh why did you just go crash your work car again? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Good one.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Did you do this while you were driving? I had
a new job, driving brand new a brand new Ford
Transit van. I reversed it and got it wedged between
two trees.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's the worst call to make, you know. After that
happens you call your boss.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Between two trees is so funny.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
I mean, that's how did you manage that? It's quite extrasive.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
This is from someone who drives like a rubbish truck.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
They said, waste collection drivers have crashes in the work
car multiple times a week, usually from other cars cutting
them off. Give you you would say that in the
waste management truck, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Are you one of the cars that have cut them off?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
No?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Recently? Is that you?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
I'n't been a crash in a long time. I don't.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't say that your head, I am. Don't touch
that spot again. Like we've talked about this, one's quite good.
It says not me personally. But I worked for a dairy.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Company and we had a driver roll a milk tanker.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh he said, he pulled over to let a school
bus passed.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
It was on an Easter Sunday. That doesn't check out.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Oh my god, imagine rolling a whole milk truck and
then some some I bet some smart ass no crying,
don't use crying over spot, milk mate, And you're like,
this is a seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars work vehicle.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
I'm gonna cry if I want.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
To cry it a lot. I was working at a
resort on an island in the sundays. After a few drinkies,
my friend and I took the resort buggy, which kind
of looks like a golf cart, for a test drive,
and drove it into a wall.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
We both thought we were getting fired, so my friend
parked it up and uh, my thing refreshed, packed it
up and went to bed and we had a huge
night instead. The next day, no one even noticed the
massive scrape along the side of it.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Oh, that's good, and you have to come clean.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Then you got away with it, Scott Free. Sounds like
a plot line from White Lotus. You know, like you're
working at the fancy resort in the wit Sundays and
something bad happens, and the next day you're like, oh,
no one.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Noticed Sison what he did? Clint touch See what you're
doing with this? When people can't see, they fill in
the blanks.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Bree, It's not okay.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
What blanks?

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Oh the blanks?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh the blanks? Is that from your vysctomy?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
The next story is a real leg crosser, Brie. It's real,
it's real.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
The opposite to a pandy dropper.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh, completely the opposite, but not in that way, not
in like a not in like a It.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Kind of is a leg crosser.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
No, it is a leg crosser, but not in the
it's not.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
No, it's not the opposite of a penny dropper, because
the opposite of a pendy dropper.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
Is like a leg crosser.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, but this is a lead crosser.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Out of like fear or pain, got it, Whereas a
lead crosser you're talking about is out of like eck.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
No means no, don't touch my no, no square.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Like when you see a guy wearing toe shoes. That's
the lead crosser that you're talking about. Yes, it is.
This is a lead crosser in the sense of a
downstairs injury. The T twenty Cricket World Cup is on
at the moment in India. Don't tune out just because
we're talking about cricket. Okay, we've talked about.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Formula one last hour and now we're talking about the
T twenty cricket.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
We love it, don't we?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
People like you talking about lead crosses cricket chat.

Speaker 8 (14:46):
These guys are ready to go over to Hodaki toe
shoes and cricket chat. Yeah, it's about to get more yuck.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
So the T twenty World Cups on in India, Australia
don't have their captain at the moment. Chill Marsh is
out because he was struck in the gonads by a
cricket ball during training and he got He's been left
with get this breeze is the official term bleeding testicle?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Bleeding testicle? Why wasn't he wearing a box?

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Sounds like a meat loaf song, doesn't it? Bleeding testicles?
That's he wasn't wearing a box because it was training.
I guess maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Are the cricket balls softer in training?

Speaker 5 (15:27):
It's a good question.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Cricket Australia have released a statement which says Mitchell Marsh
has sustained a direct blow to the groin during training
earlier this week.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
You don't say blow and groin.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
No you don't.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
That's a bad decision. You choose a different word because
his wife. His wife will be like, what is he
doing over there in India?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Can I ask a girl question and something that you
would know that? I don't know? How does like the
cricket ball hit the testicles but not the show aft.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
One and not the other.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I can answer that question for you. It hits both.
The shaft doesn't really hurt. Oh sorry if this is graphic.
The shaft is kind of just like a meaty for land.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
So when you get hit in the balls and it really.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Hurts all of the painters and the balls, but like
everything injured. Yeah, everything gets Oh no, I can nick
the side of it. Can I mean, how good the
guy turns the ball when he's bowling, and I guess
it could come in from the side.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Or if it's an uppercut straight or an upper cut.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
But generally generally the the meat and the ve get hurt.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Producing this idea, this is like brand new information for me.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I thought it was just everything feels the same. Did
you never hear about like, oh my pain has hurt
so much?

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It's yeah yeah yeah, yeah, like usually that's an infection.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
If people are saying that, no idea, I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
I'm not saying it can't be hurt.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, I'm just the same pain you get.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
It obviously has feeling or other things, but anyway, Cricket
Australia have said scans have confirmed internal testicular breathe bleeding
and he will require a period of rest and rehabilitation.
Did Australia need to give out all of the details

(17:24):
or could they just say he's got a green injury.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I think he would have rather they didn't.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Internal testicular bleeding.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Does that mean he's ruptured one?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
What happened to about Shelford in that in that All
Blacks game?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Did he rupture a testicle?

Speaker 5 (17:42):
He And this is getting quite graphic, guys.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
My understanding is he ruptured his scrotum, which is the
bag that holds the testicle.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
No, you don't want to break the bag because then
and then.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
One of his and one of his testes came out,
came out and was dangling.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Like a grocery bag that's broken at the bottom.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like a like a grape
hanging from the bunch on a string. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Lou Vincent who is another former New Zealand cricketer. He
played in the Black Clash and he shared a picture
on his Instagram last week of when he faced a
bowler called Shia Baktar, who's the world's fastest bowler, and
he got struck directly in the groin and he was
wearing a box.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
The ball broke his box.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
And folded inwards, grabbed one of his testicles and pulled
it through the box, and then it cut his downstairs,
and he put a picture.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Of the cricket box with blood all over it on
his and.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
God, how fast is this guy bowling?

Speaker 5 (18:44):
One hundred and sixty kilometers an hour?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Oh jeesu, and you've taken that right to the bread basket.
Oh that's awful.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I put this topic in the sheet, but do we
want to do it? The topic is downstairs injuries.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Have you ever had one?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't want to. Not for sharing, No,
mine's not for sharing.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Not for sharing.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Oh yes, I know, I know that story. I'll share
one of my sporting injuries.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, if mine was sport i'd tell it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
No, that story is pretty graphic.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I was playing softball and I was playing shortstop, and
the runner on first has went to steal from first
to second, and so, as the shortstop job, I've run
over to stop them, and the catcher has thrown the
ball over, so I'm blocking second base right, So I'm down,
squatted down, and the girl hasn't slid in time. So

(19:44):
she has collided directly. Her head has directly hit me
in the vagina.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
And I'm not joking.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Have you if you've never seen a Bruce vagina, it's.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Not a good look.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
And it was Bruce. I reckon for four weeks, black
and blue.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
From a face to I think we have used almost
all of the correct medical terms for the bits and
pieces of both men and women downstairs in this break which.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Are proud of us, proud of us, we haven't.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Yeah, well, it's just clinical, isn't it. It's a text
here straight away it says, wow, cricket injury. But every
day women rip their downstairs and childbirth and are told
to take paracetamol and just get on with it.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
You know what. It's a very fair.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Text, super fair text. Paracetamol.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
God.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
I mean, they don't tell you to go and play
a Cricket World Cup straight after childbirth.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
But I'm going to stop there. Yeah, I reckon, I reckon.
You just pull it back a little bit cold, don't
broadcast that. But okay, it's already got no delete that.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
But I don't want someone said I cut my vagina
trying to step over the baby gate on the stairs.
Oh no, imagine sending a very strongly worded email to
that company.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Baby to the baby gate.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Come.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, they're like your baby gate cut me in my
baby gate. Oh, dials at M or text to nine six,
nine six. We want to hear about your downstairs injuries
this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Just one break. We're just going to do one break
on it.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
And we're going to keep it very medical.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, very clinical. We're talking downstairs injuries. Some interesting texts
coming in. Someone said, guys, my five year old is
learning a lot listening to your show this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's good. These are all medically approved terms.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
We've used all the right terms. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Someone said, the stories that we've shared so far, Brie
has made them feel like they have been hit in
the downstairs. So that's good radio. That's a motive. Yes,
we've elicited a feeling.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
And I'm one there.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
That is quite hard to do in radio. So I
mean I feel like we do some more.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Let's go to our first downstairs injury, which is Jesse
on the phone.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Good afternoon, Jesse, Hi, Jesse.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, I go what happened to your nuts? Jesse?

Speaker 9 (22:17):
So doing lateral raisers at the gym as you do,
and with the old school, those metal hexagonal weights.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yes, the dumbbells.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Yeah, the dumbells.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah yeah, so last rap right up, just let them drop,
and the two flat edges of one of the sides
managed to pinch me directly on the tip.

Speaker 11 (22:41):
There a.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
Yeah, immediately chuck my hand down the pants came up
with a bit of blood on the fingers. Oh yes,
I'm freaking out. The Jim Bro's cracking up. Run to
the bathroom and yeah, nothing too major. But I thought
i'd given myself a quick circumcision there, but jim circumcision, Yeah,
not quite.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
And we're going to find the We're going to find
the silver lining g s at least and you said
at least it was your last rip. Yes, you know,
at the start of the workout.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Then you've to do with it.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Well, at least he got his full workout, and Brie,
he got the whole workout done before he Thank you,
Jesse very graphic can go to Anonymous dials it in
high Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Graphic high Anonymous. Hi can you match that energy? Anonymous?
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
That seems pretty painful.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, out what happened? Was it you that copped a
injury to the downstairs. Yes, not quite downstairs. Mine was
a nipple injury.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
That's up that's upstairs, that's in the attic. Well, well, well,
well accept it that, we'll accept it.

Speaker 8 (23:54):
I am.

Speaker 7 (23:55):
I was opening a stip letter like a three step
stip letterer and october to pull it out from the steps,
and then caught my knipple in the engine slashed.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It straight in half.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
And then the worst part was is that.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
My ass was too short to reach the latchers to
release it. Anonymous, Anonymous, have so many your nipple with
it with the ladder? Yeah, I have so many questions.
Were you were you lettering topless?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
How did the Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Did you have a top on? Did you have a bra.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Hanging on?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
You know, Clint, you probably don't know, but sometimes when
you boob they fall out when you lean over heat. No,
I don't know. Okay, right, okay. You had a nip
slip resulted in getting it jammed in.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
A step ladder.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Yeah, but it got through my shirt so it didn't
like full out.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Of my shirt. The shirt was just really thin. So
has the nipple recovered? Anonymous?

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Yeah, did. I went to the doctors.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
They put a stitch between it, held it back together.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Imagine if you have a breastfed and it just comes
out in all different directions.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Like it's like a garden sprinkler. Just like I said,
I said it to Jesse, I'm going to say it
to you. Anonymous. Thank you very graphic.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
We're probably very graphic.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
One more anonymous caller, Hello, Anonymous, Anonymous?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Are you there? Anonymous?

Speaker 7 (25:27):
Yeah, I'm here there.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
They are give us.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
You downstairs injury Anonymous, go on, Well it wasn't me.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
It was my baby daddy. It was another cricket ball
injury actually, but he wasn't wearing a cup, so it
just hits straight on the nut one of them, and
it swelled up to like the size of the basketball.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
No, are you exaggerating? Are you exaggerating? And basketball like.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
A standard NBA sized basketball, not a water polo ball,
a full sized basketball.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
But he used to pull it out at parties. It
was his party trip.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
What are you talking about? How long did stay that
bit for?

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yeah? How long was it up?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
I think because it was originally really huge when it
first started, and then it sweiled down to maybe a
tennis ball size, maybe a bit bigger than that.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Now.

Speaker 5 (26:19):
Yeah, good question.

Speaker 7 (26:21):
So still to the day. Funny enough, we ended up
having twines.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
I'm like, if I hadn't engorged downstairs that has swollen
to the size of a basketball, I would not be
leaving the house, let alone going to parties.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Very young and silly with a bag of peas.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Or go to the doctor for that's.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
A better idea.

Speaker 7 (26:41):
Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he did that astery
show mate.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, that's wild that he's whipping it out at the barbecue.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Guys have a lot of this.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
And you proceeded to breathe with this man.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
Although I'm not with him anymore. Although he does still
have one, it's still slightly bigger than the other.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Don't trying to sense you're south from him now, Anonymous. Okay,
it's too late.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, how do you know that it's still bigger if
you're not with him anymore?

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, good question.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Bree might have changed in the last few years. I'm
not sure.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh, okay, that's covering it. She's covering it. Ye, she
did well, she thought of thanks Anonymous. Very graphics power
Through some of these texts about people's downstairs injury. Someone
said a friend of mine was playing around with a brick.
He tied a string to it and placed it on
a fence, and he pulled the brick towards him. It
landed on his wiena and crushed it. Hospital visit and stitches.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Oh god, that's awful. What about this?

Speaker 5 (27:40):
And dumbass of the Week award as well?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
My partner decided a camping chair was the best thing
to stand on when reaching for something on the shelf.
As he stepped backwards off it, the canvas ripped and
he impaled himself in the balls.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Think it avocado? Safe to say?

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Like swelled up to the size of an avocado.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't know what they mean by that safe to
say after a trip to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
He always uses a ladder.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
Now, well, don't think the latter's safe. What about anonymous nipple?

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Before exactly?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
A friend of mine cut the top of his penis
off with an angle grinder.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Oh that's not true. That is not true.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
That's I think it is true. I was making dinner
with my fingers, sprinkling chili powder into the mince mix
while it was simmering. I then went to the toilet
and changed something down there.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
With the same fingers.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Took about burning insides that happened to you with the
deep heat.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Remember, don't remind me.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's an awful, awful situation for everyone involved.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Before we broadcast this, can you put a warning on
the start and just say something like the next break
is very graphic, very graphic.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Right now, Yeah, we're quite far in.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
What about this? Did a wheelie on my bike?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
The front wheel fell off, split my knutsack on the handlebars. Ah,
bikes are dangerous for downstairs regions, are they?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
My husband had a cyst on his testicle and then
it got hit by a cricket ball. Burst cyst, cyst gone,
problem solved, no way, so.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
It fixed it. What are the odds of that?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
God, you be so stoked end your last weekend because
it's skinning bit much. I grew up in Africa on
a farm, and what we did for fun was steel
ostrich eggs. My mate got an egg and proceeded to
run back to where we were standing. He jumped over
the fence hurdle style and got the downstairs part skin
caught on the barbed wire and ripped it right open.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
God, that story really has everything it does, and I
don't think we can top it. We got to end
it there and add an ostrich egg. It had barred wire,
had tested ripping open.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Yeah yeah, it had fleeing from the scene of a
crime at all.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Clint podcast, It's time for wats the plot?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic,
not really, but picking a movie title based on just
the plot line that she can do. Bri and clinse,
what's the plot?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Our movie guessing game where if you can get two
movie plot lines correct before Bree does today, you'll win
one hundred and fifty dollars. The person taking you on,
Brie is Terry. Good afternoon, Terry.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
My Terry.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
Hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Thanks Tay, Terry put a map, put it up, put
them up.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Let's fight cool, Clint, what's the same for today?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I just wanted to give Terry the right of reply,
and I feel like Terry was left quite speechless after that.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
I know what you're doing. You're going for the let's.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Go stuffy duck. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Kind of a loosely based movie reference.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Terry, put them up, Terry put them up.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Not silent silence yet.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Okay, here's art works.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I read that movie plot lines the first person to
give me two correct dancers wins because Wuthering Heights is
in cinemas today and it's Valentine's Day this weekend.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
These are all romantic movies.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
It makes sense.

Speaker 5 (31:31):
How does that suit you, Terry?

Speaker 11 (31:33):
Not good at all?

Speaker 5 (31:34):
Not good at all?

Speaker 10 (31:36):
So right.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I don't think these are particularly in Breeze Wheelhouse either,
So we'll see how we go.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
I like comedy romantic comedy.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
Yeah maybe, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Maybe not as much comedy romantic, but let's see.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
I'll read the plot lines, Terry or bree You buzz
in with your name as soon as you want to, Guests,
don't wait for me to finish.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Good luck, guys. Here's the first plot line.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
A beautiful woman lives with her mother, father, and sisters
in the English countryside as.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
The three eldest Brie Pride to the bridges, Pride and.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Prejudice is correct? Seen that seen that one, Terry?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
I was forced to watch it in high school. I
didn't enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
That's mister Darcy, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Correct, I haven't seen that one either.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
The same guy that plays mister Darcy in that plays
the love interest in Bridget Jones's diary. Yes, yes, which
is a similar similarity.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
And is the guy who's writing his memoir and love.
Actually that's the one, Colin Firth.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
That's the guy.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, Romantic movie number two, Terry, you need this one
a London bookstore owner, notting Hill. Nothing, Hell's correct, put
a mar put a, put a mar God, nothing but silence, Terry. Yeah, no,
you're weak, Terry.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Have you got Valentine's Day sorted?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
The last Yeah nice, Terry.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Hey, we got fifty KFC chicken dollars as a consolation
for you, mate.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Appreciate you playing awesome guys.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Any chance you guys pop pride and prejudice on on
Valentine's Day?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Probably not?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Yeah, good call, Terry, Good call. Terry knows what he
likes and it ate.

Speaker 6 (33:17):
That the ZM podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Network we talked about this.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yesterday the world met the Norwegian cheating olympian Brix, the
guy who won bronze.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
He's the bi athlete and he won bronze and.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Used the speech to admit to the world that he
cheated on his girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Remember, this is the.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Biggest story from the Winter Olympics at the moment, might
be the biggest story, like from this Winter Olympics.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
We'll see you know who.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
We didn't think about that he because obviously he has upset,
well he's upset the person that he cheated on. But
he stolen he won bronze. He's completely stolen the limelight.
Not a single person is talking about the person who
won gold. And I read today that the person who
won gold is also Norwegian, so they're like on the
same team.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
And he's just completely still in the thunder with a
stupid bronze middle speech.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
God, he's cheated that guy out of his moment. He's
just cheating on everyone.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
His name is Stirla. Claudia's got a bit of him
here during his speech. You won't understand what he's saying
unless you speak Norwegian, Dutch. What do they speak in Norwegia, Norwegian, Norway?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Norwegian?

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Norwegian?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Well, now let's get it right, let's get it right.
I'm gonna look it a way.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, what do you think Claude would say Norwegian? I
would say Norwegian?

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Look at you are you are Norwegian? You are Norwegian
if you're from Norway.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
But they could speak.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Norwegian and Sweden they speak Swedish and they are speak.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
But they speak French and Tahiti. So yeah, I've got
the answer. Can I get drummerroll please?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Norwegian?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Looking at Norway, they speak Norwegian. Yeah, the cat from
Norway stuck in the doorway and he mowed in Norwegian.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
He had real opportunity then to say something real random,
and all of us would have.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Went what what Portuguese?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
What?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Twenty four hours later, his girlfriend has responded, I saw
this headline.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Everyone's on the edge of their seat.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yes, everyone wants to know. So the quick backstory for
you if you missed it. He met her six months ago,
he cheated on her three months ago, he told her
one week ago.

Speaker 5 (35:32):
And then he won bronze and used the speech.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Have listened to this as him crying after admitting to
it at the Olympics on TV. It's Norwegian crying that
you can hear right there.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
He's pretty much saying I went out, had a few
too many, I slip it and fell onto this other
woman and it was a mistake and you know, things happen. Yeah,
if you were her, if you were the girlfriend after
all of this hullabaloo, would you take her?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Would you take him back?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
No? Not at all, especially of a six month relationship.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Not a chance, like if he was the father of
your children, you might maybe you'd think about it.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah chance, Ella, what do you think would you take
him back?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Well?

Speaker 8 (36:30):
How much does he win for the bronze medal, because
we could go do some fun thing.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Ella, I don't think they win anything.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
They get money from the country.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Oh yeah they do, but yeah, it won't be a lot.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
Guys, I'll take you.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Guys, can you stop focusing on the perpetrator please, we're
here to talk about what she had to say.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Are you not interested in her at all?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
That's why we were talking about whether we were taken back.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Before we get her answer of if she's going to
take him back?

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Right, well, can you can she have a moment? Please?

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Okay? Sorry, jeez, I didn't cheat or anyway.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
She's spoken to a Norwegian newspaper I assume in Norwegian.
She's asked to remain anonymous. She has said it's hard
to forgive. She said, even after a declaration of love
in front of the world, it's hard to forgive. I
did not choose to be put in this position, and

(37:25):
it hurts to have be to have to have to
be in it. We have had contact. He's aware of
my opinions on this. I want to thank my friends
and family who have supported me. YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
She doesn't want anything to do with it. Yeah, it's
not coming forward.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
It's because he won the bronze.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Wow, this is the thing.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Could have been different if he won the gold.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I reckon more money in gold, more prestige because he
could have dedicated the gold to her. She doesn't want
a bronze dedicated to her after she's been cheated on.
She already feels, you know, if you're second best to
the woman that he cheated with, you're going to dedicate
third best to me?

Speaker 5 (38:07):
What am I? Dog? Cramp chop?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
He should have waited he won the gold, Like, who
did he ask? Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
He ran this plan by anyone like friends, family, like
anyone who cares about him, Like just even a tiny
bit that would have said, definitely, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
If it was a deer, it muld have been an
idea you to do this from a free.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
Was the deer the cheating or the speech.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Could have been both to win bronze and not.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
The goal idea to cheat on your messes and then
when bronze and dedicated to her.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
That's actually quite hard to do with I double happening.
It was a triple deer. Oh what good on her?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I feel like that's a good stuff.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
It's MS bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I do love a birthday coincidence.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
And let me explain this story out of the Sunshine
Coast in Australia is quite remarkable there. You used to
live the Sunny Coast. Yeah, now I lived on the
Central Coast and is Sydney different.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Both beautiful places. This story is about two sisters. Their
names are Olivia and Isabella, both live on the Sunshine Coast,
and they have given birth on the same day in
the same hospital, just hours apart.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
WHOA, that's pretty wild. Ay, I did they?

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Are they twins?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
No, they're just sisters better.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
But they were both past their due dates, so one
sister was forty one weeks and the other sister was
forty one weeks in four days.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
But they obviously synced up.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah, the pregnancies of the babies have got together and said, hey,
let's do this on the same day and we get
it all out of the way. I did look up
the odds I asked chat GPT, which turns out not
that crazy. But it said that because they're sisters and
that they were pregnant at the same time, and all
the things that go into it, it is quite a
big coincidence.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, I mean the coincidence starts further back. The coincidence
is that they managed to get pregnant at exactly the
same time, isn't it correct. So it's bigger than just
because I mean, if you get pregnant at the same time,
the odds of you giving birth on the same day,
You're right, they're probably quite high. Yeah, the odds, Yeah, exactly.
But they managed to do it all at the same time.

(40:35):
It's called that those those they had the same birthday.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Can you imagine they get to have.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
The same ages as each other.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
That's very funny. It got me thinking about birthday coincidences.
And when I say that, I mean like brothers and
sisters that have the same birthdays, partners or best friends
that have that are born on the same day. What
about everyone in your family being born on the same
day but different months.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
Oh yes, like stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
I told you about the birthday coincidence that we had
with some recent friends of ours. We've made friends with
this other family at my daughter's school and we were
having drinks at their house and we said, oh, we're
going away for Lucy's fortieth and they said, oh, when
are you turning forty and Lucy said, My wife said
oh on the state, and the other mom that was

(41:24):
there goes, oh, my god, that's my birthday too, and
I'm also turning forty. While so that we figured out
that they were born on exactly the same day, same hospital.
They were born in exactly the same hospital on exactly
the same day, and then just randomly happened to become
friends forty years later.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
What are the odds of that? New Zealand?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
In New Zealand, two hospitals, remember the birthday coincidence with
my dog?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Oh that one is Buzzy for the retire one.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
So essentially my dog Whitney Houston. We picked the name
before we actually got the dog. To get the dog,
it took like about eight months and we eventually got
this dog, but we had the name picked out because
I'm a big fan of Whitney Houston. Eventually get this puppy,
have her for like six months and then a friend
of mine says, oh, are you having a first birthday
for Whitney. When's her birthday? And I said, oh, I

(42:20):
think it's on the ninth of August. And then she goes,
oh my god, that's why you named her Whitney Houston.
And I went, what do you mean. She goes, that's
the real Whitney Houston's birthday, And then I've looked at
my dog and I was like, oh my god, the
spirit of Whitney Houston is in my dog.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
So I know what the odds of that one are? Yeah,
one and three hundred and sixty five.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Is that it?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
Yeah, because oh that doesn't sound that good.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Well maybe it's not because you named it Whitney. No,
yet's still one on three hundred and sixty five.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah, yeah, oh not as good.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Like if I named my cat Hugh Grant, there's a
one in three hundred and sixty five chance that it
will have the same birthday as the real Hugrind.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Isn't that is that that's how it works?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Yeah? Yeah, I think, So what are the chances?

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Because I mean, this is kind of it's grim, but
it's a birthday coincidence that my nan she died on
her birthday.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
On her own birthday.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, whoa, I wonder what that is that three hundred
and sixty five as well.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, Okay, it's still not because you've.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Got to die on one day of the year. Unless No,
unless your Nan was born on a leap day.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
No, and she died on a leap day, because then
that would really send the odds up.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
No.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I think Na she was born in like September.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
No, yeah, yeah, right, okay, back to the drawing board.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
Still pretty good.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Yeah, I mean she's.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
To come in and go out on the same day,
except now you're like, oh you remembering Nan.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
You're like, oh, it's NaN's birthday, and then someone's like
and her death day.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
But still, it's.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Nice to condense these things.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
It is.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
We want to know your birthday coincidences in whatever form
they exist, if there's something spooky, funny, coincidental, interesting about
your birthday or someone's birthday, or the day that someone
was born.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
As z m's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Right now, we're talking about birthday coincidences coinkidinks, and that
can be anything from like multiple siblings being born on
the same day, or maybe your mom and dad have
the same birthday. There's like eight cousins that are all
born on the same day.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
So we want to know what it is. What's the
thing that lines up in your situation.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Let's go to Terry. I know it one hundred dollars
at Hi, Terry, Hi, Terry Hi.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
What does it be?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Coincidence?

Speaker 7 (44:45):
So three of my siblings, so me and two others
out of four, we're all born on Wednesday at two thirty.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Five am, exactly two thirty five am.

Speaker 7 (44:55):
Yeah, yeah, really is it?

Speaker 3 (44:59):
It must be birthing hour for your mum, thing minutes
by the second one's a coincidence. By the third one,
I reckon your mum would have had like some kind
of clock in the room, because she'd just go.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
And she aims for it.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah, hold hold it in what did you say two
thirty five? If she if she had the big contraction
on two thirty four, she'd be like, old.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Can I just can I just go on the record
and say, I know it doesn't work like that.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I was just kidding.

Speaker 9 (45:29):
On.

Speaker 7 (45:30):
Yeah, I mean, it's like my oldest brother and then
it skips one and then the two of us younger ones.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
God, the other one must feel left out.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Oh no, he's one.

Speaker 11 (45:41):
He's born on the Tuesday, so no one really caress
a minute.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Thanks, Terry, Scott's here, Good afternoon, Scott.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
H Scott, good.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Thank you mate. What's your birthday? Coincidence?

Speaker 10 (45:53):
So years ago when I was in the Army, I
had a platoon meet him and I shed same birthday. Yeah,
but we were both born in the same hospital in
Germany eighteen years beforehand and randomly joined the army and
ended up in the same unit together.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, that's yeah, and was meant to be. Did you
join the army in Germany?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
No?

Speaker 10 (46:20):
No, in Scotland.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, that's wild wild.

Speaker 10 (46:25):
If you guys are both our parents were in the
army from different units that happened to be bought. We
happened to be born in the same military hospital and
then joining the same unit.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Can you say hold on, let me get this? Can
you say lighter one more time?

Speaker 9 (46:41):
Scott?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Later later, did what part of you think that was
fighting that you two you were distant to be together?

Speaker 10 (46:49):
No, not really, just to coincident.

Speaker 8 (46:54):
Lovely Scottish did you try it?

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Thanks Scott, We appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Chinese, Hi Jane, Hi Janey, Hi guys, how are you good,
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Janey. Tell us what's your birthday? Coincidence?

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Okay, so me and both my brothers are all born
on the exact same day, the twenty sixth of September,
exactly two years apart.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Whoa, that's pretty crazy. How many brothers did you say, Janey?

Speaker 7 (47:20):
Two brothers, So twenty fifth of September two years later,
my baby brother was born twenty fifth of September.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Two years later. Okay, but Janey was born. Now we
need to go back nine.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
We need to go what is a what happened nine
months prior to September twenty fifth day? Darling Christmas Day,
my very Christmas.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
But my mum tells me that it was all New
Year's is celebration for.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
There you go, Oh yeah, okay, that works.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
It's a week after and clearly it works because they
had let's say you're the honist. They have you, and
then that mum takes a year off because she just
had a baby, and then the next year do it,
and then take a year off the other baby, and
then the next year do it.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
It's perfect.

Speaker 7 (48:07):
Yeah, quick, So that is.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
From America and all over the world.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Just to missus.

Speaker 7 (48:12):
Bagley's amazing babies, and they got to my mom, so
that was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
That is cool.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
And your dad would have saved so like your mom
and dad would have saved so much on buying Christmas
presents for each other because they just have it, you know, sorted.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Yeah, who needs presents.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
That's amazing, Jane.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Thanks Jenny, We appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
We asked you, guys, what is your crazy birthday coincidence?
Someone said, my dog has the same birthday as me.
Just years later. I found this out after I'd bought them.
That was meant to be. You would feel quite condicted
to them.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
That's pretty cool. I love that one.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Someone else said, my mom had me on her birthday
and her only sister, so their auntie had her son
on her birthday.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah, well that's pretty that's pretty coincidental.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
What about you.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Talked about your nan who died on her own birthday. Yes,
someone sticks in and said that something like sixty percent
of people die within a month.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
Of their birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Clearly, yeah, but that's not that crazy because if it's
within a month of your.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Birthday, it's not your birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Well, you can go a month either side, So there's
a two month window and then sixty percent of people
like how much you're going to water it down? Of course,
of course, sixty percent of people die within two months
of their.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah, I just want the stat on how many people
die on their on their birthday.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
That's the stat I want. This one's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
My husband, my sister's husband, and my husband have the
same birthday, born ten years apart, though, and our firstborns
were born on the same date five years apart. One
was overdue by two weeks and the other was two
weeks early.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
That's pretty coincidental.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Yeah, once you start layering the coincidences where it starts
to get really interested.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yep, one's pretty good. There's some other good ones here
where they go.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Both my son and daughter have the same birthday, and
that birthday is Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
WHOA, Okay, so what's nine months before Christmas Day? Valentine's
quite not quite? Probably an anniversary?

Speaker 5 (50:20):
Is it the end of March and Zach Day? January
February March the troops. I don't think it's end Zac Day.
When is end Zach Day? If it is, no twenty
fifth of.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
April a month out a month holidays.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
Are at the end of March.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Independence day.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Oh, Easter Sunday early April. Yeah, yeah, good Friday.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Well, if you give it up for lent, you know,
then obviously.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Then you get back on it.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Yeah, that's a good time.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Or Otago Anniversary Day. Ah, that's what it got to be.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
That gotta be that.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
It could have been International Transgender Day of Visibility.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Either any of these, any of these.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh Taranaki Anniversary Day, World Piano Day?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
What is this all on?

Speaker 3 (51:22):
World Piano Day? And Dad was like, so, babe, can
I take all the ovaries.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Crayon day? March thirty one?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
No, we get it.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
There's a lot of days you can celebrate in March.
Thank you, Claudia. We're gonna do birthday banger now. I'm
gonna move it along. If you want to know what
the number one song was on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 8 (51:43):
Should have went earlier, claud meteorological day, eight hundred dials
in him.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Please let us do your birthday bangers. Clint, you can
keep going. Put his mic down? Yeah, perfect, So good
when he's out of the studio, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
When he's quiet? Yeah, this is the latest one for Coderie.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Pretty goal holds in it siland with Brian Clin we'll
be back up.

Speaker 6 (52:04):
The TDMS Brie and Clinton Podcast, Free and Clint.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Let's do your birthday bangers right now though number one
songs when you turn sixteen, that is your birthday bangers
and we figure them out for.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
You first on the birthday bank A chopping block is
our friend, Chris Cuta.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Chris Hi, Chris Kyota, how's your day being? Chris?

Speaker 7 (52:27):
Oh, look, not too bad. Guy's dealing with us hate,
but I don't want to wind.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
He may you can win if you are you in
Auckland Chris No.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
Palmerston North and Cracker here today?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Hey Chris is it Barbie in Palmi? Is it? Sure'll
take that as he is.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
Chris? What is your day to birth?

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Sixteenth of April nineteen eighty two?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Right, that means you were sixteen nineteen ninety eight, and
on that day in ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (53:02):
This was at the top.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
You are kidding me?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
What's one?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I heard Fletchwood and Haley talking about this very song
on their show.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
This really what are the chances talk about book ending
the day? It's a radio team.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
That's a big coincidence, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Casey and Jojo. Are you into it?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Chris? Pretty hard?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
It was Christmas hoping for Spice Girls. This was the
ultimate school social slow jam.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
You know, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
What?

Speaker 10 (53:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:35):
It came over a few years ago and we were
thinking of going. We did it in the in, but
we were thinking about it.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
I don't know if I'd go to a concert. I
just want that one song.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Yeah. If they did that song like five times, maybe
I'd go.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Yeah, wait for it, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Wait, wait there Chris from Barmie Parmi Thomas is going
to do a birthday bang and next Hi Thomas, Hi.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
Thomas, how we going? Good?

Speaker 7 (53:57):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
How's your day been?

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Hiring?

Speaker 11 (54:00):
But good?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I hear you, Thomas, I hear. Let's get your home
with your birthday banger? What's your day of birth?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
That would be January eighth, nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty fifteen
and on that day in twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Over ten years ago, this was number one.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Forever Taylor Swift and Blank Space. What do you reckon? Thomas?
Are you are swifty?

Speaker 9 (54:28):
I don't mind a bit of it on the worksite.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So yeah, okay, most nice in my opinion. One of
my favorite Taylor Swift songs.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Really blank Space is Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
That's from the nineteen eighty nine album I Just Love
all of It.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Okay, wait there, Thomas, We're going to do a birthday banger.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
For Wyatt's dad. Hi Wyatt, Hi Wyatt.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
We do good?

Speaker 5 (54:51):
Thank you mate? That is that wired or Dad? No?

Speaker 10 (54:55):
No, no, no, this is what this is.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Wheeze you want they do your dad's birthday?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
How old are you why?

Speaker 9 (55:03):
I'm twenty four. I've done mine before, so I knew.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
What it was.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
The man, Oh, that's sweet of you white. What's your
dad's name?

Speaker 5 (55:10):
Grant?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Okay, what is Grant's birthday?

Speaker 11 (55:13):
As the tenth of May nineteen seventy.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
One, right, that means your dad Grant was sixteen in
nineteen eighty seven, and on that day this had a
number one hit.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Oh what a banger.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
It's iconic, a trans Tasman banger from Crowded House.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Don't Dream It's over? Do you like?

Speaker 10 (55:38):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
It's one of my favorites.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Actually, yeah, easily, No, we're mature enough now.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Why that we share Crowded House with Ossie Because half
the band we're Aussie's.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
It's the ones.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
We get to keep the pev over.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Okay, you guys can have.

Speaker 8 (55:51):
The Path as long as we share Crowded House and
then and the Blitterslow we get to keep the Blitters. Yeah,
well that that's just standing anywhere.

Speaker 9 (56:01):
That's for sure.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Lock it up, throw away the game.

Speaker 8 (56:03):
You guys can also have Russell Crowe. No, you can
have Russell craw No, you have Russell Crow. Now you
have Russell Crow.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Oh fine, we'll have Russell Crow.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Then wait there, Wyatt, We're gonna choose between Casey and Jojo,
Taylor Swift and Crowded House.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
I'm definitely voting for Casey and Jojo.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah, I'll go with you. That's a great song.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Baby Baby Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby Baby Baby.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Baby Baby Crisp new one Birthday Banger.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Good on you, Chris. This one's for you, my friend.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Oh thanks guy, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
After I did that baby Baby Baby, but they edited
off the front of the song. Now I just sound
like some weirdo calling Cress my baby Jesus Frinklin.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Yes, Casey and Jojo.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
The winner of Birthday Banger Today on z it In
with Brion Clint.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Brian Clint, I've got a crazy Rihanna Fat a Hot
Fire Rhianna. Fact about one of Rihanna's songs that has
come to light I believe in the last month or so,
Clint Right, Okay, So the fact that has come to
light is the it's about the song from Rihanna so Os.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
True banger from Rihanna.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Absolute but one of her biggest hits. The guy who
wrote that song because Rihanna didn't write it. His name
was e Kid Bogart, and he's been on a podcast
talking about how all of the lyrics from the second
verse in this song are titles of number one eighties hits.

(57:57):
What wrap your head around that? So we need to
go I'm going to break it down for you, okay,
so you can go through it together.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
So we're talking about verse two of the song you
know Where to Be the right, take me good to say.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Obviously this part you recognize the lyrics. So let's break
it down.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
Peace take on me uhhah for me, which is of
course the song.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Take me On.

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Yeah yeah by Aha right, got it?

Speaker 10 (58:33):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
So that's that first part of the song.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
Aha, I got it?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Aha, you got it.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Then we move on to the second part, which is
I just Died Up in your Arms tonight, a.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Number one yes.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Yeah in the eighties by a band called Cutting Crews. Okay,
the next part it goes like this, I'm melt with You,
which is of course a number one hit from the
eighties from a band called Modern English. Not as recognizable,
but definitely ye, maybe a one hit wonder from the eighties.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Then we move on to.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
The next lyric, you can me you recognize this song,
so we're all in at this point. There's not one.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Lyrics tears for Fears.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Tears for Fears. Correct.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Then we move on to this lyric hanging on, Oh boy,
you keep Me hanging on, the big hit from Kim Wilde,
You Keep.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Me hanging On ye.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
And probably the most famous number one hit from the eighties.
The lyric that is included in the second verse of
the Rihanna songs would be this one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
You know it surely.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
The way you met ah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
And you know what's crazy is the guy that wrote
this song said that he decided that he would just
use all titles of number one hits from the eighties
because he.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Didn't really know what he was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
In the second verse, it doesn't it show, though, that
it doesn't really matter what you're singing about now, it's
just how the words sound together. That's what That's what
makes a catchy song.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Yeah, and that's why it's that's why it's some kind
of witchcraft and magic.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
You could you could think you've written the best song
ever because of the lyrical content or what it means
to you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
But actually some of the best songs mean absolutely nothing
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
It's all gibberish.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
As long as there's a good melody, take you shake
your booty to it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
When to go also doesn't make you feel old? Do
you know that this Rihanna Sos song is twenty years
old this year? Time came out in two thousand and six,
two decades ago.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:16):
Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
That's depressed me. Yeah yeah, So long as you came
back go to the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
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