March 2, 2026 • 48 mins
- Have you made a drunk purchase?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter. So we're playing it. It's b and Clint's
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Sims Bri and Clint thanks to kfclin What's going on? Everybody?
Welcome to There and Clint Show. Where we are breeless today,
not through any kind of illness, which has been the
case the last couple of weeks on the show, one
of us or the other one down with sickness. No,
(00:26):
today she's ad a wedding. She's had a Monday wedding,
a wedding on a Monday, which I feel like should
be illegal to have a wedding on a Monday. Like
if you Friday, I can handle a Friday wedding, fil
your boots at a push, I could do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
A Thursday wedding. You need to take a long, long weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Monday Monday wedding and you can't even have a little
bit fun on the D floor.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Then you're going to be hungover on a Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is it a money saving thing where you get the
venue cheaper problems?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Definitely?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I hope the money they save there.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, bags, I am wedding goodie bags.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, that's the thing I reckon, even the like the
food vendors and stuff that cater weddings and the furniture
higher people are like Monday, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
My weeked off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Anyway, I'm sure it's a wonderful wedding. And bre is
there supporting.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Also, she's there supporting also, going Monday, we have on
the way today we will put you in the jaw
to eat rave Love. In Europe, everybody's choosing Italy, which
has just changed the name of the competition to win
a trip to Italy, because that's all anyone's choosing a
couple of cool people, and these are the coolest people
(01:45):
in my opinion, have chosen Berlin, nobody's choosing France. No
one's choosing Gay Perry. So it doesn't matter which one
you choose. One person will win it and they will
get to decide where they go for zidiums eat Rave Love.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's get into Trady verse Lady.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Though it's still a seven point spread, the ladies have
the advantage.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Seriously, they're more than a full week ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So if you would like to represent either side, Trady
or Lady, you can call now. We've just thrown the
phone lines wide open. There's fifty bucks cash thanks to
KATEFC on the line, and all.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The Glory Plays Briankland. Just some behind the scenes for you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
There's the building that ZM is a part of, is
a huge office building. We take up a couple of
flaws and then there's a whole lot of other businesses
in here too. I think there's like an accounting firm
upstairs and outside the studio window. At the moment, they've
got all the they look like the first year accountants,
all that the accounting students that have come in, and
they've got them all together for a group photo, which
is great. It was fun watching their group photo. They've
(02:49):
all got their business casual on. But then you can
see that it's weird seeing this when you can't hear
it because we're behind two sheets of soundproof glass. You
can clearly see the photographer's gone, okay, now a's silly one.
And then and then you've watched everybody do the silly
butter and nobody likes the silly no one like, No
one likes okay.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Silly one.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Peace sign are There are.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A lot of peace signs. A few tongues out yeap.
What's your go to um up in the air, probably
like m pease. I think I go double peak, double
peace tongue out.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
This Trady This is Lady.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, Welcome to Trady Verse Lady for a brand new
week where the scores are eleven points, trades eighteen points.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ladies. It's been a very.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Good start to the year for the ladies, but summer
is over. It's the first Trady Verse Lady of autumn.
How's this going to play out? Our lady is in
the tron, She is twenty two and her fun fact
is she has three cats. Welcome to the show, Tara, Hi, my,
I reckon three is the off before you go into
(04:02):
crazy Cat Lady territory?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, and that's what everyone's sayings.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Because two is fine. Three is a lot? Aregon any
more than three? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Crazy cat Lady? Yeah, but that's cool. What kind of
cats are they? Anything special?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, just the normal kind?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Three SPCA specials.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Sure, yeah, we'll go with it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah nice, Okay, you're taking on our trading today. They're
playing as a team from Napier. It's Mum and Son.
I think Hugo's seven and they might be getting a
puppy soon. Welcome to Trady Verse, Lady, Crystal and Hugo. Hi, guys,
what sort of puppy. Are you looking at load?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Are what loan or a loaching cavalier?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Cross?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay? Nice?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nice, that sounds fun. Okay, guys, your buzzer is Trady Tara.
Your lady first three correct dances is getting the fifty
dollars from KFC, which could go towards a new puppy.
Good luck, guys. Question number one, it's eighteen to drink?
But what is the legal age to enter a casino
in New Zealand? Trade Crystal and Hugo eighteen No, Tara
(05:18):
free guests twenty one? No, it's twenty to go into
the casino.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No points there.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Question number two, what type of food is the Big
Ben company famous for making.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Crystal pie pies? Correct? One point? Trade's Question number three?
Who sings this song?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is tray It's a triple barrel. Name Carlie ray Gipson.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Guys, Carlie Ray Gipson. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Question number four, what guess do we breathe in that
our bodies need to survive?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Tara?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Oxygen?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oxygen's correct? It's one point each? Is it one point each?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay? Question number five.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
When it comes to petrol stations, what does b P
stand for?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Trade Trady Crystal Beta petroleum. Beta petroleum is a good guess.
Do you want a free guest? Tara?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's British petroleum. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Question number six, which one of these singers has not
sung a James Bond theme song before?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Adele, Billie Eilish or Ariana Grunde? Lady Lady is Tara?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Ariana Grande?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Ariana Grande is correct? Billie Eilish had no time to die.
Adele had skyfall. Question number seven two points, ladies. You
can win it here.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Tara.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What is the only mammal capable of true flight? Friday Crystal,
Crystal and Hugo.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I'm not quite but I think it might be a flamingos.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's not a flamingo, but that's a very fun guess.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You want a free guest, Tara?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Is it a bet?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It is a bat? And that is a lady victory? Hugo.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I wish it was a flamingo. We're going to give
you some free KFC.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay. We'll send you, guys a voucher as a consolation prize.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, thank you, You're.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Welcome, Tara. You've done it for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The dominance continues, they go to nineteen congratulations.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
CDMs Free and Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I want to talk drunk purchases.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Not a new topic. I think everybody's been guilty of
it at some stage. I'm kind of guilty of the
odd trade me drunk trade me purchase. Sitting there on
half watching a TV show, a few drinks and Friday night,
and I.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like, I've bought a couple of Rugby jerseys.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're guilty of a sober trade me purchase. Yeah, yeah,
yea yea yeah, any time a day.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah. But I'm a little bit of I'm a little
bit more frivolous.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I've been drinking, and I know you'll forget about it
because I use that ping feature so there's no transferring
money or anything. And I'll buy it and I'll pay
it straight away, and then I'll forget about it. And
then a week later, some dusty old shirt will show
up and I'll go, what the hell is a.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Nice How much have you spent then on one of
those shirts?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Not much. We're talking thirty forty fifty dollars kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
OK.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It is nothing compared to this story that I got
on the weekend. I was at beast of a Feast
festival and I bumped into my ex girlfriend's sister.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh okay, throwback.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, throwback, And I probably haven't seen her for a decade,
and we're catching up and I was like, oh, and
I knew she had this amazing house and with her husband,
and I was like, Oh, how's the house And she goes,
oh my god, we're divorced.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We sold it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And I was like, this is what happens when you
don't catch up with some for a decade.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And I was like, oh my god, so where are
you living?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And she goes, get this, she's been flatting and she goes,
last night, had a few drinks, woke up this morning,
saw that I'd put an offer on a house.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You're kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She she drunk purchased.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, a whole house, which I didn't even know
you could do.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And she said the signature that she put I guess
this is where she can get out of it if
she changes her mind. But to the signature she put
on the form that the E signature that you sign
on your iPad or whatever. She goes, that's not my
signature because I made that up when I was drunk. Anyway,
so we were sitting there at this festival, and she goes,
I just sorry, I keep checking my phone.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm not being rude. I'm waiting to see if I
got the house.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Does she like the house? Is it a good house?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I didn't ask her.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
That's like, what if it's an accidental mansion? Is she
bit at all?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I think it's a good house. I think it's a
good house.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
In an area that she wants to be in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, I think it was. I think it's all going
to work out.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, dude, you know what, Sometimes you're drunk, you can
really just like be the you that you are too
still to truly be.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And this is this is Dutch courage, right, Yes, this
is Dutch carriage.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Where you go.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wouldn't have introduced myself to that person if I
hadn't had a few drinks.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I wouldn't have done a cartwheel in the middle of
that Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have climbed that tree. And sometimes
it works out well for you and sometimes it doesn't.
Maybe maybe the alcohol was the thing she needed to
move herself forward in life to go. No, I am
ready for the next stage of life. I am ready
to buy another house.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
She put on after pay or something.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You should you have to should there be a threshold
for purchases where you have to like take a breath test.
You know how you're not allowed to enter a marriage
and then you're allowed to enter a marriage if you're
under the influence of something, which a lot of it
would be. But but you could say, oh, I know,
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I was, I was, I was inhibited or something like that.
I wonder if you could get out of the house
purchased for that. You go, oh, actually, no, I wasn't
that that's right. I wasn't in a sound state of
mind when I made this life altering.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Your house should be that car should be under that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If that's the case, real estate agents should be taking
you out and getting you drunk. If you can buy
a house drunk, the real estate agent should go. Don't
make any decisions. Now, meet me in the viaduct and
we'll talk about it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, we'll have a couple.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We'll have a couple.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Especially for Saint Patty's.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I've taxed her.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I still don't know if she got the house. I
want her to get it. I want it to be
the house that she bought drunk. And when people come
around they'll be like cool house, and you go, thanks,
drunk me bought it, and.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Hopefully it's accidentally the best thing she's ever.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Done totally, or it's like got a weird quirk and
you're like, why did you buy.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
This house with that? And then you're like, oh, I
was drunk and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
People are like a pull in that an indoor pool.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, classic youth.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I've kind of done this, but like povo version, not
a house, yea. I was, yes, under the influence, you
could say, and we're at a bar or whatever, and
I was with you Clinton Brie, and I was like,
I want to shout you guys around, and so it
was my first time doing that. Bought some shots and
it was one hundred and ten dollars. As an internal
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like freshly twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Someone takes it and said, buying a house when drunk
is rich people problems.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, yeah, well it isn't. It is, and it isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
She already had a house and she sold it, and
so the money from the old house is there.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
True.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's just it's just.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That you shouldn't have that much money available to you
when you're drunk, but that should be an account that
you have to be sober to access.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Actually, then props to her. She could have bought anything.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
She could have bought anything, yees, she could have got
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
She could have bought a secondhand Lamborghini, but instead she
bought a house. Unless you can live in that, oh,
one hundred dials in him or text it to nine
six nine six. I want to know your best drunk purchase.
I bumped into my ex girlfriend's sister at a festival
over the weekend and we were catching up and she
told me that the night before she had drunkenly put
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an offer on a new house. She had attempted to
drunk purchase a house, And in my head, I was like, ah,
good to see nothing's changed. Haven't seen you for a decade,
it does see nothing changes, So I want to know.
I haven't heard from her about whether the sale went
through yet. I really hope that it does. But I
want to know other people's drunk purchases. What had drunk
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you buy and was was sober you happy with the purchase?
The next day, Will's here, Hi, Will, Hello, this was
your dad that did a drunk purchase?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right? Yeah? Yeah, it was my dad.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
What was eb Yeah? I had my eBay account locked
in on his iPad. Your eBay, Yeah, my eBay was
logged in his iPad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Find some other stuff.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
And he decided to have a few too many whiskeys
one night. And I got an email later that week
saying that I'd won an auction. I didn't know anything
about it, and so I thought it was a scam
to begin with, because I knew you hadn't bought anything. Yeah,
and he had gone and bought himself for nineteen fifty
two Ford f one pickup truck.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
So it was a full resto. It was like just
a body and an engine. Yeah, and that was about it.
And yeah, it took about two years to get it
tow Zealand.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But wait, it wasn't wait wait, it wasn't even in
New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
No, it was in America.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Was part of you?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Was part of you, just for a moment, concerned that
you had drunk purchased a Ford if one fifty pickup
truck from the States A little bit yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And then I looked into a little bit more and
I made a phone call to Dad and he was like, oh,
that was a fun conversation. He had to have with
mone though.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Did he remember the head bought it. No, not at all.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
He didn't even know. He put an offering on it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But he went through with it. He went and he
got it.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Yeah, went through with it, and it took two years
to get it to New Zealand and it's nearly at
the end of its restoration now, like seven years later.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, hey, at least it gave him something to do, right, Yeah,
exactly if funny thing, there's a car like that would
lead to more drinking to because you just do a
bit of work on the car, do some more drinking,
go back on e Bay drunk and order some parts.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You know, it's a it's a self fulfilling cycle.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
He then ended up buying another one, but this when
he was so before, which puts all the states as well.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So your dad sounds like your dad sounds like fun.
I want to be around him when he's drunk and
be like, you know what, I've always wanted one of these,
and then you show them and he'll be like, I'll
get that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He probably would, No big deal. Tank's weld, great story.
Lou's here, Hi, Lou.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Hey, guys, are you the drunk shopper?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Lou look, you know I'm not the only one.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You only like, Okay, tell me what was your drunk purchase.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, I'm sure many people do this when you know,
you've had a few venos and it's late at night
and you started scrolling and you come across these amazing things,
mostly on tim or Timu as they call it, and
you don't even remember, and then you can just pass
on the post. You're like, no, buy, Yeah, this is exciting,
it's like Christmas Day. Yeah, and it's it's not as
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exciting as the next one.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, but I know what you mean,
because it's like a it's like a mystery bag. Because
the issue with Timu too is you have to you
have to add your purchase up to a certain amount, right,
you have to get it to a certain level for
them to ship it to you. So you end up
just filling your cart with other crap that you don't
really need.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Crap.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yeah, it's like the one day sail used to bag
of crap and now we just do it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On I used to buy bag of crap and box
of crap, like I wonder what it will be and
then it arrives and it is actually crap.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And you're like, oh, I've.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Still got some poor cleansing stuff that I hand out
to people because it don't use it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's don't use it. They will be the most toxic stuff. Okay,
thanks Lou, that's great. Let's go to mo Hi, mo Hi.
What was your drunk purchase?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Mo So, after a little while of being pretty sober,
I went to like a classic ki We backyard wedding.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, took a bottle of gin.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Not sure if that was a great idea, Okay, I
ended up I ended up signing myself up for the
annual netball trip to Raratonga with my.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
I'm now going to Raratonga in November. But the worst
part is they've changed the tournament date, so I'm not
even going to be able to play in the netball tournament.
I'm just going to Raratonga for a holiday.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
On my own.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's arguably better.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Get another bottle of Get another bottle of gin at
Raratonga duty free on the way through.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You know, maybe I'll.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Get somewhere like the Maldis and excite.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Oh my god, I
love that we asked you what you drunk purchase? Someone texting,
does it count when you drunkenly purchase a half marathon entry?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It does, just like Moe's international netball trip. Someone said,
last time I was drunk, I bought a Cooney Cooney
piglet and named it tea bag.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
My ex was thirty seven and she drunk ordered a
male stripper to her and her mate's house with the
wedding money we had saved up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Wow. Okay, Well, I mean, you know, at least she
was at least she wasn't alone.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It'd be weirder if she drunk ordered a stripper to
her house and she was the only one there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You know, that would be way weirder.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
One of the great weekends for Fomo, Electric Avenue went
down and Christ Hush, did you know that Electric Avenue
is now the.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Biggest festival in Australasia.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Technically it's ninety thousand people because it's forty five thousand
people on day one and forty five thousand people on
day two, even though it's probably the same people on
both days. Technically that makes it a ninety thousand person
festival and it's incredible. I've been before, I haven't been
the last two years and I just have the craziest
fomo for that festival.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They're doing such a good job for it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So my feed was full of it on the weekend,
which I'm sure yours was two and I have REI
to asking chat GPT. I said, everyone that I knew
was at Electric Avenue on the weekend except for me,
Can you chat give me a sure fire cure for
electric a pomo?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And its answer is actually quite good.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
A lot of the stuff you get out of AI,
it's like this is weirdly specific and quite good. So
it's a four step process for getting over phomo that
you can use for electric Air, but you could use it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
For any concert that you didn't attend. And it goes
like this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So first thing it says to do is you need
to reframe it. You need to realize that you are
seeing the trailer and not the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You're seeing the best bits.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You're seeing seven seconds of bangers, not the album tracks
that you didn't know that the artist were playing. You're
seeing no cues for anything. You're seeing nobody's sunburn. You're
not seeing anyone. Payway of a fourteen dollars drink, which
I actually know how much expensive the drinks were, but
they wouldn't have been cheap. And you're seeing zero Sunday
(20:02):
two day anxiety. You're not seeing anyone going, oh my god,
did I embarrass myself? Did I make a fool of myself.
No one's posting the line for the toilets. No one's
posting stressfully looking for their friend who disappeared at quarter
past four on the first day, and then they couldn't
find you guys. So that's one thing. Okay, just remember
(20:24):
you're watching the highlight reel, not the actual movie. I
don't know if that works. On stage two of getting
over Fomo, it says instead of you're gotta do the
reverse flex, okay, instead of saying, man I wish I
was there, you should say, man I had a peaceful weekend,
there was no line to use my toilet, and I
(20:45):
didn't spend eighteen dollars on a bowl of fries.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It's quite sad.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It is a you're really.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Trying to convince yourself at that point.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Also, this is weirdly personal and rude from chet GPT,
but this is my chat.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It said.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Also, remember Clint, you're thirty nine, not nineteen. For shade,
you don't bounce back from festivals. You recover from them
like a minor car accident.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Wow, brutal.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
What did you say back to it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No? Nothing, I didn't. I didn't question it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But I must have talked to my chat about hangover
cures before.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, and my age Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Chatto pity and thirty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
By the way, I hate Chatti pity.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
This is a four stage, four stage process for getting
over electric avenue fomo number three. Step three is manufacture
micro joy immediately. Fomo only lingers when you sit in it.
To counter it, you should book a dinner that you're
excited about.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Lock in a boy's golf day. Again, this is specific
to me.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I didn't really like golf or plan one thing that
feels fun. Your brain just wants to have something in
the calendar, which is very true. Which is very true.
I am a firm believer that your life is better
if you have something to look forward to. It's when
you have nothing to look forward to that you go, man,
my life's ship.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And it doesn't have to be soon. It can be
six months away.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It can be a trip overseas that you're planning for
next year, that you're saving four. But if there's something
in the distance that you can lift yourself out of
whatever is happening around you right now and fixate on
in the future, and then that's good, right.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, because you're seeing social media, everyone's doing everything right.
And if you're not got anything planned you you can
book flights.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
On Air New Zealand twelve months ahead. So from today, Wow,
you would be able to book your flights for Electric
Avenue next year. From today you do that because yeah,
and they would never be cheaper than they are today.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I mean, you probably book them and then they'll change
the day.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I was going to say, it's it'll be the weekend
after flexi you get Flexi.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
This is a stage four four, step four of getting
over Electric Avenue phomo if you've got it okay and
chat GPT says this is the nuclear option. If one
through three fails, you should mute everyone for twenty four hours,
allow your dopamine to stabilize, and you will realize the
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world will keep space.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, just don't go on your phone. It's easy to say, Ella.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Seriously, go to it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Easy to say getting to that.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So I'm telling a smoker just not to have a smoke.
Do you know how addicted we are to these phones?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I'm the same though when it comes to New Year's
I don't want to go to any New Year's festivals,
not for me.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
But then when I see room posting, I'm like, what
have I done so much?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And I'm wasting? Why am I not there?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, exactly, and constant regret the same or different, like
I didn't go. I don't know my chemical romance and
I've recruited that forever, and I don't think any putting
my phone away or doing other fun things is going
to make me happy with you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's just that's just regret, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, So you have to use fomo proactively the future
looking fear of missing out to avoid concert regret. So
I don't think you can have retroactive retrospective pomo, can you,
Because it's not a fear of missing out, You've already
messed out.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's just that's just mode.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's regret.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, that's regret. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you went, I
heard it was it wasn't even that.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Good cash a Hope podcast. I saw a clinical study
that was published in the Herald that listed three teeny
weeny tweaks that you can do to extend your life expectancy.
Anybody interested in extending their life expectancy?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, I'm not not interested. Yeah, because if you say
not interested, I'll have to check on you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't want that, No, are you Okay? Oh yuck? Okay,
it's your least favorite activity. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So
do you want to hear what they are?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Three tiny tweaks, and then at the end you tell
me if you think they're worth doing for the for
the measly benefit of living a bit longer. I saw
someone going live longer. Then I just have to pay
more bills.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Okay, it's going into this really so yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's good. Okay, okay, three little things.
First thing you can do, sleep just a little bit longer.
Not you, Ella, I think you're already sleeping.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Enough, But the rest of us, I love it. Sleep
a little bit longer.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's said if you sleep just five extra minutes a night,
you look at that as a compounding thing. You get
an extra thirty five minutes of sleep a week, which
is an extra thirty hours a year.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I've never been so open to a study. I love
what's next five minutes, I can do that.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Maybe I'll do ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, okay, sleep a little bit longer, not too much.
There's a balance here. Sleeping too much is unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I think a nap in the day would actually benefit everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You having a nap in the day would benefit everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, I would we prep the show, hell us off
for a nap.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The second thing that you can do these are three
tiny tweaks that will help you live longer.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Work.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, actually move a tiny bit more so. That could
be just a five minute twork session each day. It
actually says if you just include two extra minutes of
moderate to rigorous activity, which twerking would counters each day.
You could also brisk walk, take the stairs stand more often.
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That's going to extend your lives.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Just two minutes, two minutes, two minutes. You could work
for two minutes.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, let me try time.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Ready, you just work for the rest of this work
for two You have to work with no music though, okay,
you just keep going. And then the last one is
improve your diet only slightly.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, don't don't. Don't get angry yet.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
If you add a small amount of veggies or whole
grains like an extra half serving of veggies a day. Okay,
you'll live longer.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I don't know how to work.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Keep going, keep going. So those are three things, all
of those three things combined. If you do all them,
sleep a tiny bit more, move a tiny bit more,
eat a tiny bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, one extra year of life.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You're kidding?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, no, I mean no, they're not difficult things.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
No, and you probably feel better in the means. You
probably should be doing them anyway. A year.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I don't want to give it for two minutes. I'm
good man. I couldn't even do it for a second.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Every day for.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Ten minutes, you know, it was two extra minutes of exercise,
not two minutes of exercise.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Thirty two minutes a day.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
You have to push play.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
should have just lied to us.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
They should have said you'll live for ten extra years,
because it then you do it, even if it was
one year. Just lie to us, because by the time
we find doubt that you were lying, will be dead.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
See.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So you're over to you, guys, if you want to
live longer. The Z podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I saw a meme over the weekend where everybody that
was interacting with the meme was like, oh yeah, snaps
preach totally, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
God, this is so me.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
And all I could think was, is it am I
the am I the weird one here?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Do you guys relate to that feeling.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
When everyone's like this is so true and you're like,
I don't feel I don't feel that way?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah what does that mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, you get that? Do you ever get that feeling?
I also a little bit sometimes on purpose, I'm like
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
you go, you're going to pick me mode.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm not like.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The girl well that this is not that It's not
that deep.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It was just a it was just a meme and
it was a picture of an iron and it said
the main thing that we millennials can be proud of
is that we collectively banished ironing clothes.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And I was like, did we?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What's of iron clothes? But then I was like, am
I the only one who irons clothes?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Do you iron?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
You get your ironing board out, and you.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Know what, you wear? An apron to iron, have your
little pig.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Iron shirtless, so that then you can just put the
shirt on.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
That shirt you're wearing now.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, this is I don't own my T shirt? Do
you iron your underwear?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Your pants?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Not everything, just certain things you have to You have
to iron a shirt, you have to iron pants. You
have to iron, not jeans, but you have to iron
pan pan pants.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Do you like it gets all warm and you put
it on, It's cozy?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
But but it's not about me. I iron. Okay, I'm
happy to come out of That's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm happy to come out of the laundry closet and
say I'm an ironer.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
But do you? But do you guys not?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
First of all, do you iron? Or does Lucy your
wife iron your shirt?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Iron? I don't.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
You're clarifying, and no, I don't iron. No, I don't
iron either. I don't own an iron.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I don't think I have access to an iron. Do
we as millennials? Is it not that we banished ironings?
Do we just?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Do we all just weird plastic clothing now that doesn't wrinkle?
Is that our great achievement.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
To be fair?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Weird timing? Put on this T shirt this morning and
it was wrinkly as and I.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Was like, so what did you do?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I just wore it?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
The wrinkles eventine, because your body heat makes the wrinkles
go away.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
It does it.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It's a little bit sweat and it moves around and.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You do like a you steam it from the inside it.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I think that's what it is nowadays, though I think
KMA sells one.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
The steamer steamer. Steamer is very good.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I want one of them.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't steamer either.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
So what do you do that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We put it out to the people because I didn't
realize the ironing. I honestly didn't realize the ironing was dead,
and so on our Instagram at the moment, there's a
pole that just asked that question do you iron?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
And we're going to go to Ella for.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
The results of this very very basic but also very
important pole.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What are the people saying, Ella, The people are.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Saying five.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Five percent vote yes, they vote only iron.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Only five percent of people are ironing, So I.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Think you're in the minority.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Here's thirty seven percent of people say sometimes yeah, with
fifty eight percent people saying they've never ironed.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I am flabbergas.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I wonder how the iron industry is going then exactly right,
like at Briscos or whatever, are people buying their irons.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeahah, some texts coming in. I'm a fellow fellow ironer here. Okay, good,
I see you. I recognize you. Someone said gen X here,
I iron in the same way as Clint describes Millennials
mostly wear synthetic fabrics, which would melt if you iron them.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, you're so right. You're so right.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I guess people aren't knitting anymore, like back in the
day that it would be a will little alpacker.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like, no, this is different. I'm not producing my own clothing.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
I thought you mean you knit at night.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, I've got a big event covering up.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I loom myself a new pair of trousers.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Doesn't have electricity. He knits and looms by.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Someone said, my mum irons everything, including pillow cases.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh my god, I'd love to come to your house, Clay.
Can you tax back? Does your mum iron tea towels?
I bet she does.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah, I iron because it makes my clothes look newer. Yeah.
But someone's so right.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
If you're buying you one hundred percent synthetic, your clothes
will melt. Can you go and vote on our pole?
It's not closed, No, it's not. It's not closed. Surely
there are more than five percent of people that iron.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Just ticks back about mom. Yes, te tails and desk clothes. Wow,
your mom must never not be iron.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
It iron everything the curtain.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Does that mean you know you do what you do?
Have to iron curtains? Yeah kidding? If you wash them,
you need to iron them.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Otherwise you have to wash Them's making you big gullible?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
No you wash curtains?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
No you don't what? No, you don't do you wash curtains?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
You can?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You wash curtains?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
From the Late Show after winter and they're all moldy.
You contind it's the dry cleaner.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Okay, just focus on one. Brian Clint, you can go
and vote on the ironing pot. We'll worry about washing
curtains tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's z it Ms Brilling Clint podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I saw a TikTok today, which is weird because I'm
actually not on TikTok. It's one of the things that
makes me feel superior. I'm not on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Keep saying it that's real.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And I saw this TikTok and it said, what's the
most harmless thing your partner does that low key drives
you insane? So the thing shouldn't be a problem, but
it's driving you mental. So I thought I would text
my wonderful wife to find out.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What the thing is that I do.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Can I guess?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, you can have a guess, because she has. She's
come back to me with a full lesson top of fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
I would say, maybe your bed trimmings in the sink.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No, she didn't say that because I don't know that
that's harmless. That one I reckon, that's that be grotty.
But I don't leave beard trimmings in the sink.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Can I get you? Apart from that one time?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I feel like you own a lot of hats. Maybe
you like leave them on the dining table or something.
You leave them a funny places around.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Except she's a big hat person too.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
She gets it.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
She has she got four Bunnings hats for walking the dog.
The other day. She's like they were only six dollars.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
She's a genius.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I was like, what do you need four of them? Anyway?
Do you want to hear the last?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
So the question was that I put to my wife,
what is the most harmless thing that I do that
low key drives you insane. She takes back putting the
dishwasher on at inappropriate times.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Like what at night, nap time?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Putting the washing machine on at inappropriate times? It's a pattern,
doing a cleaning cycle on the dishwasher, Hanging clothes facing
back quids.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
In the wardrobe. Fair.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I didn't know that was a thing until three weeks ago.
She walks me to the wardrobe and she goes, see
these they face this way.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Correct to the left.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, I didn't know that. The list goes on chewing, chewing,
will stop breathing.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Ah, here we go. Anything else?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Eating too fast and getting the heck ups.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Oh yeah, you do that. That bugs me.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
And she said let me know if you need more.
There is more, but she's limited it to those.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh please, let's do round two tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Six.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I asked you to text your husband Ella for the
same thing. What is the harmless thing that Ella does?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Low key drives her husband insane?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
He said, you don't put your stuff up from the
bathroom floor after a shower.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Hmm, sorry, I do.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Eventually, No, you don't, he does. Yeah, it seems ye.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I don't pick my stuff up when I wake up.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Okay, Yeah, you've got a list as well.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
And last one, I don't pick my stuff up after I.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Leave the couch, so you don't pick your stuff up.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's you know what's really good about this exercise is
it lets partners have a vent about something that is
actually driving them insane, but you get to do it
under the guise of humor.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, and then we get to blast them on radio.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You get to pretend that it's just a silly little thing.
But actually, actually, if you don't stop doing this thing,
I think we might need to go to relationship counseling.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You're right, I read the post.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Here's some of the other things that people have said
that their partner does that drives them insane. Someone said,
we both leave our shoes lying around, but his are
bigger than mine, so it's annoying. Fair he doesn't immediately
look when I say look, it drives me mad.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Oh I have one for Ryan.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, okay, So my husband he walks around the house
with headphones on, so when I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
To him phones bye, it's kind of like the look, babe.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He doesn't this is it headphones in the house? Is
it to me? It's a weird thing. Some people will
do it. I'm like, bro, just get.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
A speaker, please, I have a speaker.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
My partner has absolutely no sense of urgency. That's like
a toddler thing that when you're trying to get toddler's
out the door and you're clearly rushed and they they're
like they're waltzing through a garden. Need so just sit
down and start reading something. Are you like good? I
can't imagine having a partner that's like that. Oh, one
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hundred dollars at M Use this as your relationship venting
therapy session. Okay, it's a cathartic process that we can
help you with this afternoon. The question for you is
what is the harmless thing? Okay, it's harmless in any
other context, the harmless thing your partner does that low
key drives you insane.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
As z m's Brinklin podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
The TikTok that I saw that barked my interest today
asked the question what is the most harmless thing that
your partner does that low key drives you insane? And boy,
have we touched on a nerve this afternoon, because they
are coming through thick and fast messages like my partner
is always coughing when there is nothing to cough about.
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My partner says he's had a terrible sleep, but every
time I woke up in the middle of the night,
he was sleeping like a rock. Sleep is a huge
one in a relationship, and it's like, if you're going
to complain about having a bad night sleep, you better
have had the worst night's sleep. Because if your partner
believes they've had a worst night sleep, then they're not
only going to be angry at their sleep, they're going
to be angry at you for thinking that you had
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a worse sleep.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh god, it's a vicious cycle. Meghan's here, Hai, Meghan?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Can I ask before you tell us the thing? How
old is your relationship? How long have you and your
partner been together?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
We've been together five years but married three weeks?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Are you only three weeks into the marriage and you're
already calling radio stations to complain? Yes, wow, this is good.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
What is the harmless thing that your partner does that
low key drives you insane?
Speaker 8 (39:09):
He crosses his big toe over his second toe.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Okay, And why does this upset you so much?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
It's just really irritating to look at.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So it's a big time just trying to visualize it.
The big toe goes up over the second toe.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
And he does it time.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Does he spend a lot of time barefoot? Your husband?
Does he? No? I make wear socks so that you
don't have to see it. Yep. Oh, well, three weeks down.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Rest of your life to go, Megan, Good luck with
that one, Thank you sweet.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
There's so many more of these.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Someone said, when parking, my partner will literally pass thirteen
available spaces and then pack the worst spot right at
the end. I feel like that could have come from
my wife Lucy as well. Someone said, the thing that
gets me is that he goes to sleep immediately. Again,
could be my wife writing these things. He will drink
an entire pint of water at once without a breath,
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and then he breathes heavily afterwards, as if he's been
deprived of water and air for days.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh my god. He drinks like a toddler, you know
how toddler's like. That's good. These are flooding, and keep
them coming.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Someone said, my wife has no order when she rinses
the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. She just
fills the sink, puts random ass stuff in, all mixed together, utensils, plates,
cuts into the sink.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It does my head and stop watching STI key to
that is stop watching. At least they're doing the dishwasher.
Things that drive you crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
My husband leaves his phone charging caught on the ground
by the sofa instead of tucking it into the side
of the couch. It's three meters long. See, that's a
you things. You think the phone card should be in
the side of the couch. He thinks it should be
on the floor for ease of excess. Vanessa's here, Hi, Vanessa, Hi?
What is that the relatively harmless thing that your partner
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does that drives you crazy?
Speaker 6 (41:08):
Well, he does not pick his feet up when he walks.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
He drags his feet.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yeah, everywhere, whether he's in jendles, whether he's in bare feet,
he does not pick his feet up.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Do you know why it irritates you so much? Vanessa?
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Oh, the noise is like the dry heel.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's a I'm going to stop me there. It's the noise.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You get to a certain part of a relationship where
noises just upset you and I feel like, eighty percent
of the things that irritate my wife are just noises.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Oh definitely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
The other one is that he texts.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
With the vibration of oh yeah, he's got the heptic
touch happening.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeaheah.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Just the other day, I was laying in bed with
my baby sleeping, and he's leaning it on the bed
with the whole beit vibrating with every single text.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
The whole beard is vibrating. I love.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I don't look, I'm not trying to minimize how you feel, Vanessa,
but I love how exaggerated these things get. Like I'll
be I'll be doing something mundane and my wife will
be like, what is that horrific noise that you're making?
You know, because differently, Okay, thanks Nest, we appreciate it.
More text someone says, my husband is forty seven and
(42:18):
he twirls his hair anywhere anytime does my head. And
someone else said, I go around the house and I
open or close the curtains. My husband then follows close
behind me and adjusts the way that I have opened
or closed the curtains. That one seems passive aggressive, That
one seems like, that one seems pointed. My partner cracks
(42:39):
his toes and finger joints while we're on the couch
and in beds.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
So gross.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Someone said, the thing that gets me is my partner
brushes his teeth while he's going wheeze. That's kind of
impressive to be able to Cordia's rolling your eyes. You
don't think it's impressive.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
I think it's kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Also yeah, yeah, what about those people who brush the
teeth in the shower and then you can brush your teeth,
wash your body, and we you could be doing all.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Three of those living.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, my partner rings will text me every day at
about five ten asking what to have for dinner. Yeah,
this is that's that's life. That's your life now. So hey,
thanks guys. I hope that helped. I don't know if
it did, but maybe it did. Maybe you don't feel
so alone if you heard one of the things.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
There are a few people.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And also this is good for the wives with heavy
breathing husbands. A lot of texts coming in. They just
say his breathing, So you're not alone.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Pakland for a birthday, bang as birthday, all right, you
know the deal.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Number one songs on your sixteenth birthday, we do three
and then we play the best one out in full.
Bex is going to do hubby's birthday banger. Hey, bes Hi,
good wash. Your man's name becks Rich. Have you already
done yours?
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Cract, it was that. Do you remember what you got? No?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I can't remember because it.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Was so bad. You just remember it was shit. That's
that's again.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Well, let's hope we get better for for Rerech, what's
his date of birth?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Tenth of the tenth, nineteen eighty ten, ten eighty.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Okay he your husband was sixteen on ten ten, nineteen
ninety six, and on his sixteenth birthday this was number one.
Now this is a tricky one, right, bes because that
is undeniably a banger.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
But is it right for your husband.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Maybe not to try?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
For me?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, if he was a spice girl, which one would
he be? Scary?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Scary? Yeah? I was going to say, okay, wait there,
we're going to do a birthday beggar for Shannon. Hi, Shannon, Hey,
how are you good? How was your weekend?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (44:59):
Not too bad? A campaign can't complain?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Did you really?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
And you didn't even get rained out, which everyone else
did this summer.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Oh no, we have nice weather here.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh delightful.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Okay, let's to your birthday, Banger said, if we can
cap off a great weekend with a great birthday, banger,
what's your date of birth?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Twell for the ninth nineteen eighty eight?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Twelve nine eighty eight means you were sixteen on the
twelfth of September two thousand and four, and on your
sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
This was number one.
Speaker 8 (45:28):
This we.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Gonna send the party on fire. We got road name
you get Deharmo exactly a banger. I'm a layer baby.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, go get that money, he said, fire Mona. I
think it could well be Shannon. But we do have
to do one more for Ruby's mum. Hi, Ruby, are
you not old enough to do your birthday banger yet?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Ruby? No, how old are you?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
That means we'll do your birthday banger in It was
eight years, so we'll do yours in twenty thirty four.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Deal, deal, Okay, let's do mums. What's your dad at
birth the seventeenth of September nineteenth eighty six.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Mum's date of birth obviously, my bad. That means mum
was sixteen on the seventeenth of September two thousand and two,
and her birthday banger is another ripper. Do you know
this song?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Ruby?
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's severel Levine. She's very cool. I think you would
like her. Does mum like it?
Speaker 8 (46:44):
I love it?
Speaker 5 (46:45):
But I also like the Spice Girl.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
You like spice Skills? Okay? Cool? Good to know.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Wait there, ladies, we're going to decide between de Harmo's
Spice Girls and Everril Levine. I just want to check
before I make this democratic Claudia, what are you going
to choose?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
I think you know Averril?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay, my girl?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Oh please?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Well, I choose day Harmo and I strongly choose day Harmo.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Well, I want to strongly choose Avril Levine.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
In Claudia, what are you choosing April Levine?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Can we please Clynt? Or we can double birthday bank?
Speaker 8 (47:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
We never double birthday bank. It defeats the validity of birthday.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
I've never done that when you're not here? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Never really what we don't know?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
We don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
You guys have no ethics, that's your problem. But I do.
But I do, and.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
This is a democratic process. So I have lost and
that means Ruby, your mom just one birthday banger Whateverril Levine,
well done, there we go. I'll sacrifice de Harmo for this.
Shannon contact me. We can do a da Harmo party privately.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
No, not like that. Here's a birthday bank is it?
In zed MS pre and Clint Podcast.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Avril Levine, the winner of Birthday Banger Today for Ruby's
Mama was number one in September two thousand and two.
Ruby's Mama has text us after that song started playing
to say, hey guys, Ruby was a first time caller,
longtime listener, but she didn't get the chance to say it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I think we can afford a retrospective first time caller,
longtime listener for Ruby. Yeah, Moby, thanks Ruby, you did
a great job too. Play ZMS Bri and Clint Financer, Facebook,
TikTok
Speaker 1 (48:44):
And live weekdays from three on ZM
You chapter. So we're playing it. It's b and Clint's
the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Sims Bri and Clint thanks to kfclin What's going on? Everybody?
Welcome to There and Clint Show. Where we are breeless today,
not through any kind of illness, which has been the
case the last couple of weeks on the show, one
of us or the other one down with sickness. No,
(00:26):
today she's ad a wedding. She's had a Monday wedding,
a wedding on a Monday, which I feel like should
be illegal to have a wedding on a Monday. Like
if you Friday, I can handle a Friday wedding, fil
your boots at a push, I could do.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
A Thursday wedding. You need to take a long, long weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Monday Monday wedding and you can't even have a little
bit fun on the D floor.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Then you're going to be hungover on a Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is it a money saving thing where you get the
venue cheaper problems?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Definitely?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
I hope the money they save there.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, bags, I am wedding goodie bags.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, that's the thing I reckon, even the like the
food vendors and stuff that cater weddings and the furniture
higher people are like Monday, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
My weeked off.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Anyway, I'm sure it's a wonderful wedding. And bre is
there supporting.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Also, she's there supporting also, going Monday, we have on
the way today we will put you in the jaw
to eat rave Love. In Europe, everybody's choosing Italy, which
has just changed the name of the competition to win
a trip to Italy, because that's all anyone's choosing a
couple of cool people, and these are the coolest people
(01:45):
in my opinion, have chosen Berlin, nobody's choosing France. No
one's choosing Gay Perry. So it doesn't matter which one
you choose. One person will win it and they will
get to decide where they go for zidiums eat Rave Love.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Let's get into Trady verse Lady.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Though it's still a seven point spread, the ladies have
the advantage.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Seriously, they're more than a full week ahead.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
So if you would like to represent either side, Trady
or Lady, you can call now. We've just thrown the
phone lines wide open. There's fifty bucks cash thanks to
KATEFC on the line, and all.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
The Glory Plays Briankland. Just some behind the scenes for you.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
There's the building that ZM is a part of, is
a huge office building. We take up a couple of
flaws and then there's a whole lot of other businesses
in here too. I think there's like an accounting firm
upstairs and outside the studio window. At the moment, they've
got all the they look like the first year accountants,
all that the accounting students that have come in, and
they've got them all together for a group photo, which
is great. It was fun watching their group photo. They've
(02:49):
all got their business casual on. But then you can
see that it's weird seeing this when you can't hear
it because we're behind two sheets of soundproof glass. You
can clearly see the photographer's gone, okay, now a's silly one.
And then and then you've watched everybody do the silly
butter and nobody likes the silly no one like, No
one likes okay.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Silly one.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Peace sign are There are.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
A lot of peace signs. A few tongues out yeap.
What's your go to um up in the air, probably
like m pease. I think I go double peak, double
peace tongue out.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
This Trady This is Lady.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, Welcome to Trady Verse Lady for a brand new
week where the scores are eleven points, trades eighteen points.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Ladies. It's been a very.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Good start to the year for the ladies, but summer
is over. It's the first Trady Verse Lady of autumn.
How's this going to play out? Our lady is in
the tron, She is twenty two and her fun fact
is she has three cats. Welcome to the show, Tara, Hi, my,
I reckon three is the off before you go into
(04:02):
crazy Cat Lady territory?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, and that's what everyone's sayings.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Because two is fine. Three is a lot? Aregon any
more than three? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Crazy cat Lady? Yeah, but that's cool. What kind of
cats are they? Anything special?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, just the normal kind?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Three SPCA specials.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Sure, yeah, we'll go with it.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah nice, Okay, you're taking on our trading today. They're
playing as a team from Napier. It's Mum and Son.
I think Hugo's seven and they might be getting a
puppy soon. Welcome to Trady Verse, Lady, Crystal and Hugo. Hi, guys,
what sort of puppy. Are you looking at load?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Are what loan or a loaching cavalier?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Cross?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay? Nice?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Nice, that sounds fun. Okay, guys, your buzzer is Trady Tara.
Your lady first three correct dances is getting the fifty
dollars from KFC, which could go towards a new puppy.
Good luck, guys. Question number one, it's eighteen to drink?
But what is the legal age to enter a casino
in New Zealand? Trade Crystal and Hugo eighteen No, Tara
(05:18):
free guests twenty one? No, it's twenty to go into
the casino.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
No points there.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Question number two, what type of food is the Big
Ben company famous for making.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Crystal pie pies? Correct? One point? Trade's Question number three?
Who sings this song?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
This is tray It's a triple barrel. Name Carlie ray Gipson.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Guys, Carlie Ray Gipson. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Question number four, what guess do we breathe in that
our bodies need to survive?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Tara?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Oxygen?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Oxygen's correct? It's one point each? Is it one point each?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay? Question number five.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
When it comes to petrol stations, what does b P
stand for?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Trade Trady Crystal Beta petroleum. Beta petroleum is a good guess.
Do you want a free guest? Tara?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
It's British petroleum. Okay.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Question number six, which one of these singers has not
sung a James Bond theme song before?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Adele, Billie Eilish or Ariana Grunde? Lady Lady is Tara?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Ariana Grande?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Ariana Grande is correct? Billie Eilish had no time to die.
Adele had skyfall. Question number seven two points, ladies. You
can win it here.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Tara.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What is the only mammal capable of true flight? Friday Crystal,
Crystal and Hugo.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
I'm not quite but I think it might be a flamingos.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's not a flamingo, but that's a very fun guess.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You want a free guest, Tara?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Is it a bet?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It is a bat? And that is a lady victory? Hugo.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I wish it was a flamingo. We're going to give
you some free KFC.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Okay. We'll send you, guys a voucher as a consolation prize.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh, thank you, You're.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Welcome, Tara. You've done it for the ladies.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
The dominance continues, they go to nineteen congratulations.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
CDMs Free and Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I want to talk drunk purchases.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Not a new topic. I think everybody's been guilty of
it at some stage. I'm kind of guilty of the
odd trade me drunk trade me purchase. Sitting there on
half watching a TV show, a few drinks and Friday night,
and I.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Like, I've bought a couple of Rugby jerseys.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
You're guilty of a sober trade me purchase. Yeah, yeah,
yea yea yeah, any time a day.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah. But I'm a little bit of I'm a little
bit more frivolous.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I've been drinking, and I know you'll forget about it
because I use that ping feature so there's no transferring
money or anything. And I'll buy it and I'll pay
it straight away, and then I'll forget about it. And
then a week later, some dusty old shirt will show
up and I'll go, what the hell is a.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Nice How much have you spent then on one of
those shirts?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Not much. We're talking thirty forty fifty dollars kind of thing.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
OK.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
It is nothing compared to this story that I got
on the weekend. I was at beast of a Feast
festival and I bumped into my ex girlfriend's sister.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Oh okay, throwback.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, throwback, And I probably haven't seen her for a decade,
and we're catching up and I was like, oh, and
I knew she had this amazing house and with her husband,
and I was like, Oh, how's the house And she goes,
oh my god, we're divorced.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We sold it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
And I was like, this is what happens when you
don't catch up with some for a decade.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
And I was like, oh my god, so where are
you living?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And she goes, get this, she's been flatting and she goes,
last night, had a few drinks, woke up this morning,
saw that I'd put an offer on a house.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
You're kidding.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
She she drunk purchased.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Oh no, a whole house, which I didn't even know
you could do.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
And she said the signature that she put I guess
this is where she can get out of it if
she changes her mind. But to the signature she put
on the form that the E signature that you sign
on your iPad or whatever. She goes, that's not my
signature because I made that up when I was drunk. Anyway,
so we were sitting there at this festival, and she goes,
I just sorry, I keep checking my phone.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I'm not being rude. I'm waiting to see if I
got the house.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Does she like the house? Is it a good house?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I didn't ask her.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
That's like, what if it's an accidental mansion? Is she
bit at all?
Speaker 8 (09:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I think it's a good house. I think it's a
good house.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
In an area that she wants to be in.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, I think it was. I think it's all going
to work out.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, dude, you know what, Sometimes you're drunk, you can
really just like be the you that you are too
still to truly be.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
And this is this is Dutch courage, right, Yes, this
is Dutch carriage.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Where you go.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I wouldn't have introduced myself to that person if I
hadn't had a few drinks.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I wouldn't have done a cartwheel in the middle of
that Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have climbed that tree. And sometimes
it works out well for you and sometimes it doesn't.
Maybe maybe the alcohol was the thing she needed to
move herself forward in life to go. No, I am
ready for the next stage of life. I am ready
to buy another house.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
She put on after pay or something.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You should you have to should there be a threshold
for purchases where you have to like take a breath test.
You know how you're not allowed to enter a marriage
and then you're allowed to enter a marriage if you're
under the influence of something, which a lot of it
would be. But but you could say, oh, I know,
(10:55):
I was, I was, I was inhibited or something like that.
I wonder if you could get out of the house
purchased for that. You go, oh, actually, no, I wasn't
that that's right. I wasn't in a sound state of
mind when I made this life altering.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Your house should be that car should be under that.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
If that's the case, real estate agents should be taking
you out and getting you drunk. If you can buy
a house drunk, the real estate agent should go. Don't
make any decisions. Now, meet me in the viaduct and
we'll talk about it.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, we'll have a couple.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
We'll have a couple.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Especially for Saint Patty's.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
I've taxed her.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I still don't know if she got the house. I
want her to get it. I want it to be
the house that she bought drunk. And when people come
around they'll be like cool house, and you go, thanks,
drunk me bought it, and.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Hopefully it's accidentally the best thing she's ever.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Done totally, or it's like got a weird quirk and
you're like, why did you buy.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
This house with that? And then you're like, oh, I
was drunk and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
People are like a pull in that an indoor pool.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, classic youth.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
I've kind of done this, but like povo version, not
a house, yea. I was, yes, under the influence, you
could say, and we're at a bar or whatever, and
I was with you Clinton Brie, and I was like,
I want to shout you guys around, and so it
was my first time doing that. Bought some shots and
it was one hundred and ten dollars. As an internal
(12:19):
like freshly twenty.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Someone takes it and said, buying a house when drunk
is rich people problems.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, yeah, well it isn't. It is, and it isn't.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
She already had a house and she sold it, and
so the money from the old house is there.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
True.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's just it's just.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
That you shouldn't have that much money available to you
when you're drunk, but that should be an account that
you have to be sober to access.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Actually, then props to her. She could have bought anything.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
She could have bought anything, yees, she could have got
the house.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
She could have bought a secondhand Lamborghini, but instead she
bought a house. Unless you can live in that, oh,
one hundred dials in him or text it to nine
six nine six. I want to know your best drunk purchase.
I bumped into my ex girlfriend's sister at a festival
over the weekend and we were catching up and she
told me that the night before she had drunkenly put
(13:11):
an offer on a new house. She had attempted to
drunk purchase a house, And in my head, I was like, ah,
good to see nothing's changed. Haven't seen you for a decade,
it does see nothing changes, So I want to know.
I haven't heard from her about whether the sale went
through yet. I really hope that it does. But I
want to know other people's drunk purchases. What had drunk
(13:31):
you buy and was was sober you happy with the purchase?
The next day, Will's here, Hi, Will, Hello, this was
your dad that did a drunk purchase?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right? Yeah? Yeah, it was my dad.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
What was eb Yeah? I had my eBay account locked
in on his iPad. Your eBay, Yeah, my eBay was
logged in his iPad.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Find some other stuff.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
And he decided to have a few too many whiskeys
one night. And I got an email later that week
saying that I'd won an auction. I didn't know anything
about it, and so I thought it was a scam
to begin with, because I knew you hadn't bought anything. Yeah,
and he had gone and bought himself for nineteen fifty
two Ford f one pickup truck.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
So it was a full resto. It was like just
a body and an engine. Yeah, and that was about it.
And yeah, it took about two years to get it
tow Zealand.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
But wait, it wasn't wait wait, it wasn't even in
New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
No, it was in America.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Was part of you?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Was part of you, just for a moment, concerned that
you had drunk purchased a Ford if one fifty pickup
truck from the States A little bit yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
And then I looked into a little bit more and
I made a phone call to Dad and he was like, oh,
that was a fun conversation. He had to have with
mone though.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Did he remember the head bought it. No, not at all.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
He didn't even know. He put an offering on it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But he went through with it. He went and he
got it.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Yeah, went through with it, and it took two years
to get it to New Zealand and it's nearly at
the end of its restoration now, like seven years later.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Well, hey, at least it gave him something to do, right, Yeah,
exactly if funny thing, there's a car like that would
lead to more drinking to because you just do a
bit of work on the car, do some more drinking,
go back on e Bay drunk and order some parts.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You know, it's a it's a self fulfilling cycle.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
He then ended up buying another one, but this when
he was so before, which puts all the states as well.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So your dad sounds like your dad sounds like fun.
I want to be around him when he's drunk and
be like, you know what, I've always wanted one of these,
and then you show them and he'll be like, I'll
get that.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
He probably would, No big deal. Tank's weld, great story.
Lou's here, Hi, Lou.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Hey, guys, are you the drunk shopper?
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Lou look, you know I'm not the only one.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
You only like, Okay, tell me what was your drunk purchase.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, I'm sure many people do this when you know,
you've had a few venos and it's late at night
and you started scrolling and you come across these amazing things,
mostly on tim or Timu as they call it, and
you don't even remember, and then you can just pass
on the post. You're like, no, buy, Yeah, this is exciting,
it's like Christmas Day. Yeah, and it's it's not as
(15:57):
exciting as the next one.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, but I know what you mean,
because it's like a it's like a mystery bag. Because
the issue with Timu too is you have to you
have to add your purchase up to a certain amount, right,
you have to get it to a certain level for
them to ship it to you. So you end up
just filling your cart with other crap that you don't
really need.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Crap.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
Yeah, it's like the one day sail used to bag
of crap and now we just do it.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
On I used to buy bag of crap and box
of crap, like I wonder what it will be and
then it arrives and it is actually crap.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
And you're like, oh, I've.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Still got some poor cleansing stuff that I hand out
to people because it don't use it.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
That's don't use it. They will be the most toxic stuff. Okay,
thanks Lou, that's great. Let's go to mo Hi, mo Hi.
What was your drunk purchase?
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Mo So, after a little while of being pretty sober,
I went to like a classic ki We backyard wedding.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, took a bottle of gin.
Speaker 8 (16:54):
Not sure if that was a great idea, Okay, I
ended up I ended up signing myself up for the
annual netball trip to Raratonga with my.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Okay, yeah, so.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
I'm now going to Raratonga in November. But the worst
part is they've changed the tournament date, so I'm not
even going to be able to play in the netball tournament.
I'm just going to Raratonga for a holiday.
Speaker 7 (17:20):
On my own.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's arguably better.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Get another bottle of Get another bottle of gin at
Raratonga duty free on the way through.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You know, maybe I'll.
Speaker 8 (17:30):
Get somewhere like the Maldis and excite.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, Oh my god, I
love that we asked you what you drunk purchase? Someone texting,
does it count when you drunkenly purchase a half marathon entry?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It does, just like Moe's international netball trip. Someone said,
last time I was drunk, I bought a Cooney Cooney
piglet and named it tea bag.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
My ex was thirty seven and she drunk ordered a
male stripper to her and her mate's house with the
wedding money we had saved up.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Wow. Okay, Well, I mean, you know, at least she
was at least she wasn't alone.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It'd be weirder if she drunk ordered a stripper to
her house and she was the only one there.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You know, that would be way weirder.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
One of the great weekends for Fomo, Electric Avenue went
down and Christ Hush, did you know that Electric Avenue
is now the.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Biggest festival in Australasia.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Technically it's ninety thousand people because it's forty five thousand
people on day one and forty five thousand people on
day two, even though it's probably the same people on
both days. Technically that makes it a ninety thousand person
festival and it's incredible. I've been before, I haven't been
the last two years and I just have the craziest
fomo for that festival.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They're doing such a good job for it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So my feed was full of it on the weekend,
which I'm sure yours was two and I have REI
to asking chat GPT. I said, everyone that I knew
was at Electric Avenue on the weekend except for me,
Can you chat give me a sure fire cure for
electric a pomo?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
And its answer is actually quite good.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
A lot of the stuff you get out of AI,
it's like this is weirdly specific and quite good. So
it's a four step process for getting over phomo that
you can use for electric Air, but you could use it.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
For any concert that you didn't attend. And it goes
like this.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
So first thing it says to do is you need
to reframe it. You need to realize that you are
seeing the trailer and not the movie.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You're seeing the best bits.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You're seeing seven seconds of bangers, not the album tracks
that you didn't know that the artist were playing. You're
seeing no cues for anything. You're seeing nobody's sunburn. You're
not seeing anyone. Payway of a fourteen dollars drink, which
I actually know how much expensive the drinks were, but
they wouldn't have been cheap. And you're seeing zero Sunday
(20:02):
two day anxiety. You're not seeing anyone going, oh my god,
did I embarrass myself? Did I make a fool of myself.
No one's posting the line for the toilets. No one's
posting stressfully looking for their friend who disappeared at quarter
past four on the first day, and then they couldn't
find you guys. So that's one thing. Okay, just remember
(20:24):
you're watching the highlight reel, not the actual movie. I
don't know if that works. On stage two of getting
over Fomo, it says instead of you're gotta do the
reverse flex, okay, instead of saying, man I wish I
was there, you should say, man I had a peaceful weekend,
there was no line to use my toilet, and I
(20:45):
didn't spend eighteen dollars on a bowl of fries.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It's quite sad.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It is a you're really.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Trying to convince yourself at that point.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Also, this is weirdly personal and rude from chet GPT,
but this is my chat.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
It said.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Also, remember Clint, you're thirty nine, not nineteen. For shade,
you don't bounce back from festivals. You recover from them
like a minor car accident.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Wow, brutal.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
What did you say back to it?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No? Nothing, I didn't. I didn't question it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But I must have talked to my chat about hangover
cures before.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, and my age Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
Chatto pity and thirty nine years old.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
By the way, I hate Chatti pity.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
This is a four stage, four stage process for getting
over electric avenue fomo number three. Step three is manufacture
micro joy immediately. Fomo only lingers when you sit in it.
To counter it, you should book a dinner that you're
excited about.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Lock in a boy's golf day. Again, this is specific
to me.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I didn't really like golf or plan one thing that
feels fun. Your brain just wants to have something in
the calendar, which is very true. Which is very true.
I am a firm believer that your life is better
if you have something to look forward to. It's when
you have nothing to look forward to that you go, man,
my life's ship.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And it doesn't have to be soon. It can be
six months away.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It can be a trip overseas that you're planning for
next year, that you're saving four. But if there's something
in the distance that you can lift yourself out of
whatever is happening around you right now and fixate on
in the future, and then that's good, right.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, because you're seeing social media, everyone's doing everything right.
And if you're not got anything planned you you can
book flights.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
On Air New Zealand twelve months ahead. So from today, Wow,
you would be able to book your flights for Electric
Avenue next year. From today you do that because yeah,
and they would never be cheaper than they are today.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
I mean, you probably book them and then they'll change
the day.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
I was going to say, it's it'll be the weekend
after flexi you get Flexi.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
This is a stage four four, step four of getting
over Electric Avenue phomo if you've got it okay and
chat GPT says this is the nuclear option. If one
through three fails, you should mute everyone for twenty four hours,
allow your dopamine to stabilize, and you will realize the
(23:20):
world will keep space.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, just don't go on your phone. It's easy to say, Ella.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Seriously, go to it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Easy to say getting to that.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
So I'm telling a smoker just not to have a smoke.
Do you know how addicted we are to these phones?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah? I know.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
I'm the same though when it comes to New Year's
I don't want to go to any New Year's festivals,
not for me.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
But then when I see room posting, I'm like, what
have I done so much?
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And I'm wasting? Why am I not there?
Speaker 6 (23:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Yeah, exactly, and constant regret the same or different, like
I didn't go. I don't know my chemical romance and
I've recruited that forever, and I don't think any putting
my phone away or doing other fun things is going
to make me happy with you.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
That's just that's just regret, isn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, So you have to use fomo proactively the future
looking fear of missing out to avoid concert regret. So
I don't think you can have retroactive retrospective pomo, can you,
Because it's not a fear of missing out, You've already
messed out.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's just that's just mode.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
That's regret.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Yeah, that's regret. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you went, I
heard it was it wasn't even that.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Good cash a Hope podcast. I saw a clinical study
that was published in the Herald that listed three teeny
weeny tweaks that you can do to extend your life expectancy.
Anybody interested in extending their life expectancy?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, I'm not not interested. Yeah, because if you say
not interested, I'll have to check on you.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I don't want that, No, are you Okay? Oh yuck? Okay,
it's your least favorite activity. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So
do you want to hear what they are?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Three tiny tweaks, and then at the end you tell
me if you think they're worth doing for the for
the measly benefit of living a bit longer. I saw
someone going live longer. Then I just have to pay
more bills.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Okay, it's going into this really so yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, it's good. Okay, okay, three little things.
First thing you can do, sleep just a little bit longer.
Not you, Ella, I think you're already sleeping.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Enough, But the rest of us, I love it. Sleep
a little bit longer.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's said if you sleep just five extra minutes a night,
you look at that as a compounding thing. You get
an extra thirty five minutes of sleep a week, which
is an extra thirty hours a year.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I've never been so open to a study. I love
what's next five minutes, I can do that.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Maybe I'll do ten fifteen.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, okay, sleep a little bit longer, not too much.
There's a balance here. Sleeping too much is unhealthy.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
I think a nap in the day would actually benefit everyone.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You having a nap in the day would benefit everyone.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, I would we prep the show, hell us off
for a nap.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The second thing that you can do these are three
tiny tweaks that will help you live longer.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Work.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, actually move a tiny bit more so. That could
be just a five minute twork session each day. It
actually says if you just include two extra minutes of
moderate to rigorous activity, which twerking would counters each day.
You could also brisk walk, take the stairs stand more often.
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That's going to extend your lives.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Just two minutes, two minutes, two minutes. You could work
for two minutes.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, let me try time.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Ready, you just work for the rest of this work
for two You have to work with no music though, okay,
you just keep going. And then the last one is
improve your diet only slightly.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Okay, don't don't. Don't get angry yet.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
If you add a small amount of veggies or whole
grains like an extra half serving of veggies a day. Okay,
you'll live longer.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
I don't know how to work.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Keep going, keep going. So those are three things, all
of those three things combined. If you do all them,
sleep a tiny bit more, move a tiny bit more,
eat a tiny bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, one extra year of life.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You're kidding?
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, no, I mean no, they're not difficult things.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
No, and you probably feel better in the means. You
probably should be doing them anyway. A year.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
I don't want to give it for two minutes. I'm
good man. I couldn't even do it for a second.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Every day for.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Ten minutes, you know, it was two extra minutes of exercise,
not two minutes of exercise.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Thirty two minutes a day.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
You have to push play.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, you have to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
should have just lied to us.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
They should have said you'll live for ten extra years,
because it then you do it, even if it was
one year. Just lie to us, because by the time
we find doubt that you were lying, will be dead.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
See.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
So you're over to you, guys, if you want to
live longer. The Z podcast Network.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I saw a meme over the weekend where everybody that
was interacting with the meme was like, oh yeah, snaps
preach totally, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
God, this is so me.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
And all I could think was, is it am I
the am I the weird one here?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Do you guys relate to that feeling.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
When everyone's like this is so true and you're like,
I don't feel I don't feel that way?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
Yeah what does that mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, you get that? Do you ever get that feeling?
I also a little bit sometimes on purpose, I'm like
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah,
you go, you're going to pick me mode.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
I'm not like.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
The girl well that this is not that It's not
that deep.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It was just a it was just a meme and
it was a picture of an iron and it said
the main thing that we millennials can be proud of
is that we collectively banished ironing clothes.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And I was like, did we?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
What's of iron clothes? But then I was like, am
I the only one who irons clothes?
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Do you iron?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
You get your ironing board out, and you.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Know what, you wear? An apron to iron, have your
little pig.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Iron shirtless, so that then you can just put the
shirt on.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
That shirt you're wearing now.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, this is I don't own my T shirt? Do
you iron your underwear?
Speaker 8 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Your pants?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Not everything, just certain things you have to You have
to iron a shirt, you have to iron pants. You
have to iron, not jeans, but you have to iron
pan pan pants.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Do you like it gets all warm and you put
it on, It's cozy?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
But but it's not about me. I iron. Okay, I'm
happy to come out of That's funny.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm happy to come out of the laundry closet and
say I'm an ironer.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
But do you? But do you guys not?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
First of all, do you iron? Or does Lucy your
wife iron your shirt?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Iron? I don't.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
You're clarifying, and no, I don't iron. No, I don't
iron either. I don't own an iron.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
I don't think I have access to an iron. Do
we as millennials? Is it not that we banished ironings?
Do we just?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Do we all just weird plastic clothing now that doesn't wrinkle?
Is that our great achievement.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
To be fair?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Weird timing? Put on this T shirt this morning and
it was wrinkly as and I.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Was like, so what did you do?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
I just wore it?
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
The wrinkles eventine, because your body heat makes the wrinkles
go away.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
It does it.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
It's a little bit sweat and it moves around and.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
You do like a you steam it from the inside it.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I think that's what it is nowadays, though I think
KMA sells one.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
The steamer steamer. Steamer is very good.
Speaker 5 (30:34):
I want one of them.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't steamer either.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
So what do you do that?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
We put it out to the people because I didn't
realize the ironing. I honestly didn't realize the ironing was dead,
and so on our Instagram at the moment, there's a
pole that just asked that question do you iron?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
And we're going to go to Ella for.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
The results of this very very basic but also very
important pole.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
What are the people saying, Ella, The people are.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Saying five.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Five percent vote yes, they vote only iron.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Only five percent of people are ironing, So I.
Speaker 5 (31:08):
Think you're in the minority.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Here's thirty seven percent of people say sometimes yeah, with
fifty eight percent people saying they've never ironed.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I am flabbergas.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
I wonder how the iron industry is going then exactly right,
like at Briscos or whatever, are people buying their irons.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yeahah, some texts coming in. I'm a fellow fellow ironer here. Okay, good,
I see you. I recognize you. Someone said gen X here,
I iron in the same way as Clint describes Millennials
mostly wear synthetic fabrics, which would melt if you iron them.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, you're so right. You're so right.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
I guess people aren't knitting anymore, like back in the
day that it would be a will little alpacker.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like, no, this is different. I'm not producing my own clothing.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
I thought you mean you knit at night.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Yeah, I've got a big event covering up.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I loom myself a new pair of trousers.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Doesn't have electricity. He knits and looms by.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Someone said, my mum irons everything, including pillow cases.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh my god, I'd love to come to your house, Clay.
Can you tax back? Does your mum iron tea towels?
I bet she does.
Speaker 5 (32:23):
Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah, I iron because it makes my clothes look newer. Yeah.
But someone's so right.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
If you're buying you one hundred percent synthetic, your clothes
will melt. Can you go and vote on our pole?
It's not closed, No, it's not. It's not closed. Surely
there are more than five percent of people that iron.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Just ticks back about mom. Yes, te tails and desk clothes. Wow,
your mom must never not be iron.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
It iron everything the curtain.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Does that mean you know you do what you do?
Have to iron curtains? Yeah kidding? If you wash them,
you need to iron them.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Otherwise you have to wash Them's making you big gullible?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
No you wash curtains?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
No you don't what? No, you don't do you wash curtains?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
You can?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
You wash curtains?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
From the Late Show after winter and they're all moldy.
You contind it's the dry cleaner.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
I don't believe you.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Okay, just focus on one. Brian Clint, you can go
and vote on the ironing pot. We'll worry about washing
curtains tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
It's z it Ms Brilling Clint podcast.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I saw a TikTok today, which is weird because I'm
actually not on TikTok. It's one of the things that
makes me feel superior. I'm not on TikTok.
Speaker 5 (33:35):
Keep saying it that's real.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
And I saw this TikTok and it said, what's the
most harmless thing your partner does that low key drives
you insane? So the thing shouldn't be a problem, but
it's driving you mental. So I thought I would text
my wonderful wife to find out.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What the thing is that I do.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Can I guess?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, you can have a guess, because she has. She's
come back to me with a full lesson top of fantastic.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
I would say, maybe your bed trimmings in the sink.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No, she didn't say that because I don't know that
that's harmless. That one I reckon, that's that be grotty.
But I don't leave beard trimmings in the sink.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
Can I get you? Apart from that one time?
Speaker 4 (34:15):
I feel like you own a lot of hats. Maybe
you like leave them on the dining table or something.
You leave them a funny places around.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Except she's a big hat person too.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
She gets it.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
She has she got four Bunnings hats for walking the dog.
The other day. She's like they were only six dollars.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
She's a genius.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I was like, what do you need four of them? Anyway?
Do you want to hear the last?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
So the question was that I put to my wife,
what is the most harmless thing that I do that
low key drives you insane. She takes back putting the
dishwasher on at inappropriate times.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Like what at night, nap time?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Putting the washing machine on at inappropriate times? It's a pattern,
doing a cleaning cycle on the dishwasher, Hanging clothes facing
back quids.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
In the wardrobe. Fair.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I didn't know that was a thing until three weeks ago.
She walks me to the wardrobe and she goes, see
these they face this way.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Correct to the left.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, I didn't know that. The list goes on chewing, chewing,
will stop breathing.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
Ah, here we go. Anything else?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Eating too fast and getting the heck ups.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Oh yeah, you do that. That bugs me.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
And she said let me know if you need more.
There is more, but she's limited it to those.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh please, let's do round two tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Six.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
I asked you to text your husband Ella for the
same thing. What is the harmless thing that Ella does?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Low key drives her husband insane?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
He said, you don't put your stuff up from the
bathroom floor after a shower.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Hmm, sorry, I do.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Eventually, No, you don't, he does. Yeah, it seems ye.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
I don't pick my stuff up when I wake up.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Okay, Yeah, you've got a list as well.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
And last one, I don't pick my stuff up after I.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Leave the couch, so you don't pick your stuff up.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's you know what's really good about this exercise is
it lets partners have a vent about something that is
actually driving them insane, but you get to do it
under the guise of humor.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, and then we get to blast them on radio.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
You get to pretend that it's just a silly little thing.
But actually, actually, if you don't stop doing this thing,
I think we might need to go to relationship counseling.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
You're right, I read the post.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Here's some of the other things that people have said
that their partner does that drives them insane. Someone said,
we both leave our shoes lying around, but his are
bigger than mine, so it's annoying. Fair he doesn't immediately
look when I say look, it drives me mad.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
Oh I have one for Ryan.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Yeah, okay, So my husband he walks around the house
with headphones on, so when I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 5 (36:56):
To him phones bye, it's kind of like the look, babe.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
He doesn't this is it headphones in the house? Is
it to me? It's a weird thing. Some people will
do it. I'm like, bro, just get.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
A speaker, please, I have a speaker.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
My partner has absolutely no sense of urgency. That's like
a toddler thing that when you're trying to get toddler's
out the door and you're clearly rushed and they they're
like they're waltzing through a garden. Need so just sit
down and start reading something. Are you like good? I
can't imagine having a partner that's like that. Oh, one
(37:32):
hundred dollars at M Use this as your relationship venting
therapy session. Okay, it's a cathartic process that we can
help you with this afternoon. The question for you is
what is the harmless thing? Okay, it's harmless in any
other context, the harmless thing your partner does that low
key drives you insane.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
As z m's Brinklin podcast.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
The TikTok that I saw that barked my interest today
asked the question what is the most harmless thing that
your partner does that low key drives you insane? And boy,
have we touched on a nerve this afternoon, because they
are coming through thick and fast messages like my partner
is always coughing when there is nothing to cough about.
(38:19):
My partner says he's had a terrible sleep, but every
time I woke up in the middle of the night,
he was sleeping like a rock. Sleep is a huge
one in a relationship, and it's like, if you're going
to complain about having a bad night sleep, you better
have had the worst night's sleep. Because if your partner
believes they've had a worst night sleep, then they're not
only going to be angry at their sleep, they're going
to be angry at you for thinking that you had
(38:41):
a worse sleep.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Oh god, it's a vicious cycle. Meghan's here, Hai, Meghan?
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Can I ask before you tell us the thing? How
old is your relationship? How long have you and your
partner been together?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
We've been together five years but married three weeks?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Are you only three weeks into the marriage and you're
already calling radio stations to complain? Yes, wow, this is good.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
What is the harmless thing that your partner does that
low key drives you insane?
Speaker 8 (39:09):
He crosses his big toe over his second toe.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Okay, And why does this upset you so much?
Speaker 3 (39:16):
It's just really irritating to look at.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
So it's a big time just trying to visualize it.
The big toe goes up over the second toe.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
And he does it time.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Does he spend a lot of time barefoot? Your husband?
Does he? No? I make wear socks so that you
don't have to see it. Yep. Oh, well, three weeks down.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Rest of your life to go, Megan, Good luck with
that one, Thank you sweet.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
There's so many more of these.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Someone said, when parking, my partner will literally pass thirteen
available spaces and then pack the worst spot right at
the end. I feel like that could have come from
my wife Lucy as well. Someone said, the thing that
gets me is that he goes to sleep immediately. Again,
could be my wife writing these things. He will drink
an entire pint of water at once without a breath,
(40:07):
and then he breathes heavily afterwards, as if he's been
deprived of water and air for days.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh my god. He drinks like a toddler, you know
how toddler's like. That's good. These are flooding, and keep
them coming.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Someone said, my wife has no order when she rinses
the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. She just
fills the sink, puts random ass stuff in, all mixed together, utensils, plates,
cuts into the sink.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
It does my head and stop watching STI key to
that is stop watching. At least they're doing the dishwasher.
Things that drive you crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
My husband leaves his phone charging caught on the ground
by the sofa instead of tucking it into the side
of the couch. It's three meters long. See, that's a
you things. You think the phone card should be in
the side of the couch. He thinks it should be
on the floor for ease of excess. Vanessa's here, Hi, Vanessa, Hi?
What is that the relatively harmless thing that your partner
(41:06):
does that drives you crazy?
Speaker 6 (41:08):
Well, he does not pick his feet up when he walks.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
He drags his feet.
Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yeah, everywhere, whether he's in jendles, whether he's in bare feet,
he does not pick his feet up.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Do you know why it irritates you so much? Vanessa?
Speaker 8 (41:24):
Oh, the noise is like the dry heel.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's a I'm going to stop me there. It's the noise.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
You get to a certain part of a relationship where
noises just upset you and I feel like, eighty percent
of the things that irritate my wife are just noises.
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Oh definitely, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
I mean.
Speaker 6 (41:39):
The other one is that he texts.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
With the vibration of oh yeah, he's got the heptic
touch happening.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Yeaheah.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Just the other day, I was laying in bed with
my baby sleeping, and he's leaning it on the bed
with the whole beit vibrating with every single text.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
The whole beard is vibrating. I love.
Speaker 2 (41:55):
I don't look, I'm not trying to minimize how you feel, Vanessa,
but I love how exaggerated these things get. Like I'll
be I'll be doing something mundane and my wife will
be like, what is that horrific noise that you're making?
You know, because differently, Okay, thanks Nest, we appreciate it.
More text someone says, my husband is forty seven and
(42:18):
he twirls his hair anywhere anytime does my head. And
someone else said, I go around the house and I
open or close the curtains. My husband then follows close
behind me and adjusts the way that I have opened
or closed the curtains. That one seems passive aggressive, That
one seems like, that one seems pointed. My partner cracks
(42:39):
his toes and finger joints while we're on the couch
and in beds.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
So gross.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Someone said, the thing that gets me is my partner
brushes his teeth while he's going wheeze. That's kind of
impressive to be able to Cordia's rolling your eyes. You
don't think it's impressive.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
I think it's kind of gross.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Also yeah, yeah, what about those people who brush the
teeth in the shower and then you can brush your teeth,
wash your body, and we you could be doing all.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Three of those living.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, my partner rings will text me every day at
about five ten asking what to have for dinner. Yeah,
this is that's that's life. That's your life now. So hey,
thanks guys. I hope that helped. I don't know if
it did, but maybe it did. Maybe you don't feel
so alone if you heard one of the things.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
There are a few people.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
And also this is good for the wives with heavy
breathing husbands. A lot of texts coming in. They just
say his breathing, So you're not alone.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Pakland for a birthday, bang as birthday, all right, you
know the deal.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Number one songs on your sixteenth birthday, we do three
and then we play the best one out in full.
Bex is going to do hubby's birthday banger. Hey, bes Hi,
good wash. Your man's name becks Rich. Have you already
done yours?
Speaker 8 (44:01):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Cract, it was that. Do you remember what you got? No?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I can't remember because it.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Was so bad. You just remember it was shit. That's
that's again.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Well, let's hope we get better for for Rerech, what's
his date of birth?
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Tenth of the tenth, nineteen eighty ten, ten eighty.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Okay he your husband was sixteen on ten ten, nineteen
ninety six, and on his sixteenth birthday this was number one.
Now this is a tricky one, right, bes because that
is undeniably a banger.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
But is it right for your husband.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
Maybe not to try?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
For me?
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, if he was a spice girl, which one would
he be? Scary?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Scary? Yeah? I was going to say, okay, wait there,
we're going to do a birthday beggar for Shannon. Hi, Shannon, Hey,
how are you good? How was your weekend?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (44:59):
Not too bad? A campaign can't complain?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Did you really?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
And you didn't even get rained out, which everyone else
did this summer.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Oh no, we have nice weather here.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh delightful.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Okay, let's to your birthday, Banger said, if we can
cap off a great weekend with a great birthday, banger,
what's your date of birth?
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Twell for the ninth nineteen eighty eight?
Speaker 2 (45:17):
Twelve nine eighty eight means you were sixteen on the
twelfth of September two thousand and four, and on your
sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
This was number one.
Speaker 8 (45:28):
This we.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Gonna send the party on fire. We got road name
you get Deharmo exactly a banger. I'm a layer baby.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Yeah, go get that money, he said, fire Mona. I
think it could well be Shannon. But we do have
to do one more for Ruby's mum. Hi, Ruby, are
you not old enough to do your birthday banger yet?
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Ruby? No, how old are you?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (46:01):
That means we'll do your birthday banger in It was
eight years, so we'll do yours in twenty thirty four.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Deal, deal, Okay, let's do mums. What's your dad at
birth the seventeenth of September nineteenth eighty six.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Mum's date of birth obviously, my bad. That means mum
was sixteen on the seventeenth of September two thousand and two,
and her birthday banger is another ripper. Do you know
this song?
Speaker 1 (46:36):
Ruby?
Speaker 7 (46:37):
Why?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
It's severel Levine. She's very cool. I think you would
like her. Does mum like it?
Speaker 8 (46:44):
I love it?
Speaker 5 (46:45):
But I also like the Spice Girl.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
You like spice Skills? Okay? Cool? Good to know.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Wait there, ladies, we're going to decide between de Harmo's
Spice Girls and Everril Levine. I just want to check
before I make this democratic Claudia, what are you going
to choose?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
I think you know Averril?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Okay, my girl?
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Oh please?
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Well, I choose day Harmo and I strongly choose day Harmo.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Well, I want to strongly choose Avril Levine.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
In Claudia, what are you choosing April Levine?
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Can we please Clynt? Or we can double birthday bank?
Speaker 8 (47:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
We never double birthday bank. It defeats the validity of birthday.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
I've never done that when you're not here? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Never really what we don't know?
Speaker 5 (47:32):
We don't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
You guys have no ethics, that's your problem. But I do.
But I do, and.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
This is a democratic process. So I have lost and
that means Ruby, your mom just one birthday banger Whateverril Levine,
well done, there we go. I'll sacrifice de Harmo for this.
Shannon contact me. We can do a da Harmo party privately.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
No, not like that. Here's a birthday bank is it?
In zed MS pre and Clint Podcast.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Avril Levine, the winner of Birthday Banger Today for Ruby's
Mama was number one in September two thousand and two.
Ruby's Mama has text us after that song started playing
to say, hey guys, Ruby was a first time caller,
longtime listener, but she didn't get the chance to say it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
So that's okay.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
I think we can afford a retrospective first time caller,
longtime listener for Ruby. Yeah, Moby, thanks Ruby, you did
a great job too. Play ZMS Bri and Clint Financer, Facebook,
TikTok
Speaker 1 (48:44):
And live weekdays from three on ZM
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