ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 5th March 2026

• Bree's beautiful message. 
• This ice cream is going extinct. 
• Bad news for middle children. 
• Secret skills. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
got data.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's MS Brian Clint Podcast Zeniams Brian Clint, Thanks to KFC.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Brian Clin.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Cut everybody and welcome to The Brian Clint Show on
a Thursday.

Speaker 5 (00:22):
Targo Thursday, Targo Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Harry Styles Eve, Yes, that's so exciting.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
How many tracks are on the album? Do we know?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I don't know if we know studios? Do we know Ela?
Do we know how many tracks on the album? Studio
is currently being decorated for the big release tomorrow. She's
googling it.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
When does the album actually drop?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Four o'clock?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I was gonna say, it's always at four o'clock?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Is it four o'clock here? Which must be it must
be a good time for America or something.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah, what time would it be in America at four
o'clock here?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I don't know. But as soon as it comes out,
we'll play you something new off the Harry Styles album.
He's done the big Zane Low interview which has come
out today, so we'll have some goss from that and
the tea with Dean McCarthy before four o'clock. Hey, this
is very exciting for warriors fans, we have just been
handed a whole stack of double passes to the Warriors
sold out opening game this Friday at Mount Smart Stadium.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
God, how good if you want to win those, We're
going to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Just after five point thirty on the.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Show, I'm talking like, we have a stack of double passes, multiples. Yeah,
So if you're keen to be there and support the
Wars for twenty twenty six. Yeah, Like Bri said after
Birthday Banger at five point thirty, how many tracks? Elo
twelve baby, twelve tracks? How many tracks on an album
before you're like, how few can it have? Do you think? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Sevens?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Not many? Sevens not many, not enough? Sevens enough eight
would be a short album, but beading less than ten? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah? How many did Taylor Swift have on her latest
album forty eight?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Thirty one?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Was that on on her newest was thirty one?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
A Torch of Poets Apartment? Yes? Sorry, thirty one?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
I always think of the movie.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
No, I think she had like twelve.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yes, forty one, No thirty one?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Thirty Oh sorry? That makes a big difference.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Are the album's too long? If I can't listen to
the whole album? On like a drive to work. I
never get to the other end of the album because
then you get back in the car and it starts again.
I'm only listened to the first six songs now, I
guess I'll never know what's on the second half of
this album.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I guess we'll never know.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Twelve's good. We're looking forward to that tomorrow, Trady Verse
Lady time. The Ladies have cracked twenty, Yes, twenty. The
trades are back on twelve. So tradies, are you going
to pull finger today and get some points on the board.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm getting d chavou from last year.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Well that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Remember when the Ladies pulled so far ahead and then
the Trade's made the most incredible comeback ever and Ladies
lost the year?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, okay, well it means nothing. Then who are you representing?
Who do you want to play for? We have Fiddler's
Cash from KFC and a Trading Verse Lady title up
for grabs. If you're keen to play, you can call
oh eight hundred dials at.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
M plays Brian cland this is the very event, Trady,
This is Lady.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
The Ladies are on a very good run.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Twenty wins for the Lady so far this year. The
trade's only on twelve.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Lady is calling from two a cow. She's in her
mid thirties and she's playing with her eight year old
as well, and she oh, how does that fun fact work?
Oh oh no, oh no, okay, she had a doubt.
Let's just say she had a number two accident before
her colonoscopy one time. Welcome to the show, Hailey with

(03:47):
Ava Hi Ailey, Hailey and Avor got Helloine.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't think we should ask details, Hailey, and ABA's like,
please don't.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
I can't believe you volunteered that as your fun at Hailey,
God bless you. All right, you're technical, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh thank you, Hailey. Appreciate that. You're not going to
say you really shot the bed on that one.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Hailey. You're taking on our trading from Hastings. She is
thirty nine and her fortieth is on April first? Or
is it Welcome to the show, Amanda, Hi.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Amanda being born on April Fool's Day?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Are you quite the prankster?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Do you know I've never had a prank played on
me in all my years?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Is that a challenge?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Maybe we'll invite Hailey around to leave something in your letterbox.
All right, we're going to go with names, so the
buzzers are nice and clear. Today, Amanda will use Amanda,
Hailey and Ava. You can use Hailey or Ava, and
the first team to three correct answers will get the
fifty bucks cash from KFC. Good luck.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Here we go, guys.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Question number one, where are the next Olympic Games being held?
Is it in La, Las Vegas or London?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Amanda, Yes, Amanda, London. No, he's been in London recently.
Twelve Yeah, Hailey and Ay you want a free gizz
La or Las Vegas? LA's correct?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It is La, and then the one after that is
in Brisbane, Australia. Here comes question number two. What nationality
is bad? Bunny Hailey?

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, Hailey, Davor Oh, Spanish?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
No, No, not really, weather shot Amanda Puerto Rican?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Puerto Rican's correct.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Is Puerto Rican? We are won apiece in this game.
Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Amanda Amanda's first Maclamore, Maclamore, maclamore.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Two to the trades, one of the ladies.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Question number four, which man all spends most of its
life in eucalyptus trees ata.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yes, Amanda for the win.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Koala, it is a koala. How was it your game
of trading versus Lady Amanda? You're the champ. Congratulations. That's
so much needed. When for the trades they needed your
help today. Okay, they did so well done. And Hailey
and Avor, you don't s hi t the bid because
you've got one point.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
So thank you, thank you and call back anytime. Girls
would love to have you.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Thank you by bye.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
So cute cute Trade's going to thirteen Ladies on.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Twenty Cdmsbree and Clint podcast this time. Yesterday we talked
about don't know if you heard, guys, but I am engaged.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
What I know, it's pretty big.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Why do we put anything on social media about it?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
It is literally everywhere?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
And I swear, let me just talk about it this
one last time and then we'll all move on.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Oh no, no, we're going to talk about it for
the next We're going to talk about it until it happens.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh okay, oh god, yeah right, I just wanted to
talk about it real quick one more time today and
then we'll move on with the show. Yesterday you asked me,
You're like, what's the last twenty four hours been like
in your life, and I was like, I feel like
I've just been on this rollercoaster of emotion. I've gone
up and down, I've felt it's the whirlwind. I've felt

(07:25):
all these things. And you know, being a queer person,
I was scared and worried like a part of me
that I would, you know, receive some negativity. And I
just said to you, I was like, it was a
complete opposite of that, and I just received so much
love and support my partner and I and it was
a real healing moment for me.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
And it was really special.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
And that started with you guys in this room and
then everyone on social media, and we talked about that
at this time yesterday, and I wanted to read a
message out that I received from someone who listens to
our show because I felt like it was so beautifully
written and so articulate and such an amazing message. So

(08:11):
if you'll let me, I just love to read out
this message. This is from one of our listeners, Bailey,
so she said, because I posted the video of us
talking about it yesterday and she said, this had this
has me in tears. I never message anyone like this,
but just felt it so important to share with you

(08:32):
that this discussion and celebration on the radio today generated
a beautiful discussion with my six year old boy.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
As we were driving home.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
His little brain was processing the idea of an engagement
between two women being possible. I'm recently engaged myself to
his dad, so his only experience of marriage slash engagement
so far in his life is us a straight couple.
He said to me, Mummy, can marriage be for a
girl and a girl too? And I said yes I can,

(09:02):
And he said, and a boy and a boy? And
I said yep, anyone can love anyone and just left
it short and simple. A short while later, he said,
that's so cool, Mummy, that anyone can just love anyone.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Can we have chicken nuggets for dinner?

Speaker 7 (09:21):
Good?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
I just wanted to say, your love and your openness
to share your love is reaching wider audiences than you
probably know. My little six year old, who couldn't care
less about who loves who and just wants his chicken
nugget fix, is hearing your example of love and on
a deeper level, learning that anyone can love anyone. And
that's just how simple it needs to be. You're making

(09:43):
love feel easy and relatable and normal, and.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
You should be proud of that.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I certainly feel proud knowing relationships like yours are setting
an example for children and generations ahead who will hopefully
only ever know love to be that simple. Anyone loving
anyone in anyway they want to loudly and openly, with
acceptance and a side of chicken nuggets.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
So happy for you both.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Congratulations. Well, for someone who doesn't missage people, they should
message people more often, because that was a very well
written Yeah, I shared with you, because kids don't They
just they don't have prejudice, they don't have hate, they
don't have anything that's learned behavior right. And I had
the same conversation with my sex year olds and we
talked about it just before because I was having breakfast

(10:30):
with my daughters today and I often tell them what
we're doing at work, and I said, oh, you know, Bree,
she's engaged. Her and her girlfriend are going to get married.
And I had the same thing. I saw her paws
and I could see the cogs moving in her head
and she goes, two girls can get married, and I said, yeah,
they can, and she goes, man, they could have so

(10:52):
many babies. I was like, they coach you because they
can both have the baby, double the wombs, double the wombs,
double the baby. So yes, that is a beautiful message. Yeah,
and a beautiful byproduct of just sharing your life openly
and honestly.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, And it really stopped me in my tracks because
I mean, there's so many messages, beautiful messages that I've got,
but that particular message stopped me in my tracks last night,
as it makes everything because there are hard times when
you're in the public eye and you put yourself out there,
you know, especially when you open yourself up to negativity,

(11:30):
and it's messages like that that make it all worth it.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
So totally.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, I just wanted to read that that was.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Good and that was worth sharing. Thank you, so good
on you for doing it. Thanks and nixt on the show,
one of us is going to kiss the other person's feet.
You really get it all. Just to get back to
our regular scheduled program.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And enough of that, you know, wholesome stuff, back to
the weird, isn't it both?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
If you're listening, I appreciate you very much.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Dirty Benny Blanco and Selena Gomes are in the News
today because she has been filmed kissing his feet. Why
his dirty feet too, his dirty feet, you know? Nah? Oh,
they do a podcast together with a little Dickie. Okay,
remember that guy from that freaking Friday song. I do.

(12:24):
Three of them have got a podcast, I think with
his girlfriend as well. Okay, and they just sit around
like any podcast. I guess they all around on his lounge.
Are they all stoner?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Maybe Benny Blanco is like, yeah, like a renowned big
time stoner.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well then yeah, I'd say, I'd say that's the vibe. Anyway,
his feet are dirty and they're giving him stick about it.
So Selena Gomes gets down and kisses the have a listen.
My mom said, I was very I like that. Don't
make it an Oh no, I wasn't. I liked it.
It made me feel good. I love you so much.

(13:00):
She kisses him right on the knuckle of his toes.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
They're so high.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh you reckon? Yeah right, well we are not. But
we wouldn't be a top rating radio drive show if
we didn't grab this moment and try and do it ourselves.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I hate this idea, by the way, I.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Did not want to do this.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
It's a lose lose for me, I don't want to
do it either. Is it a lose lose for you?
It's a lose, it's a lose neutral.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
This is like the time that one of us had
to lick the other one's face.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do this either, but
it's kind of our job. So celebrities did it, and
then we have to do it. Yes, I know it's
our job. The way we're going to decide this is
through one call, one person. We need one person to
call one hundred dials it in right now and decide
who is kissing whose feet? Okay, is it Clint kissing
Mike me kissing? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Or is it me kissing Clen's feet?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, And only one person gets to
the side that and the lucky person with that on
her is you Andy High?

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Andy?

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Oh yeah? Turn that radio? Did you want to did
you automatically know who you wanted to do? Whitch? Andy?

Speaker 8 (14:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I feel like Andy's puppets right now.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
So Andy, when you're ready, please reveal to us who
will be this week.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
So I'm going to keep it on a high and
see you're looking hair feet sorry.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Not lacking kissing. I'll all right, Andy, you pervert. Thanks?
You wait there? You know you stay there, Andy, you
have to listen to us singers. You ask for it.
You wait there.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
I'm going to just put my feet up on the desk.
Is that how you like it?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, I'm not getting down on the ground to do
it like a dog.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
I just I just took my feet out of my shoes.
And they've been in shoes all day.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
At lest you got. Oh you've had your toes done
for your engagement too, for.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Your wedding, because I was in sandals.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
They're not the worst looking fit I've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Don't look at that toe.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Don't get that toe.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Get this this?

Speaker 4 (15:17):
What's better my idea? So I guess I deserved this.
Here we go.

Speaker 9 (15:31):
He went near the toe area so intimate. Oh, there
was no there was no no tongue, no tongue.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Because I was kind of disappointed. Is that good for you?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Andy?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
That was great? You sick individual? Andy? All right, that's
our contract secured for another twelve months. Take that off,
Take that one off? All right? Good anyone, I feel
extra weird in the room now.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Just be Oh Claudia, you too, good.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I saw an article today that said there's a certain
flavor of ice cream in New Zealand that's going extinct.
It's getting harder and harder to find it on supermarket shelves,
and they think it could disappear altogether.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
It's not the key we classic.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Which one are you talking about? Strictly keyw Yana? Which
one are you talking about? Hockey pokey No, not hokey pokey, And.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
The other one goody goodye gum drops.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Not the goody goody gum drops either. Which gotdy goody
gum drops is polarizing. I am I'm gg g D
hard till till I do gum drops till I die.
And people when I say that, they're like, ooh, grow up.
I'm like, no, goody goody gum drops?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Is you?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
It's not that I'm not gonna say it's yack, but
it's not for me. Yeah, you're just scared of getting deported.
You can say it's yack. Some people think it's yuck.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
I just I find the lollies get stuck in my
teeth is what I don't like.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, well, boohoo, life is hard. Do you think hokey
pokey doesn't get stuck in your teeth.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Sorry, I forgot you were the president of the Goody
Goody Gum Jougs Society.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
It's neither of those. Would anybody like? One? More guess
as to what the ice cream is that is rumored
to be going extinct than New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (17:14):
Each one each I think orange.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Chokie chip, Orange choky chip. Not a bad guess. Also yuck? No,
also a classic. Have some fun? Also a classic? Not that.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
Cookies and Creamies and.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Cream It's not going any you yucking.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Cookies and cream A hater a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
I'm learning so much about you guys, and I'm not
learning anything that I like.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
No, is it your favorite ice cream?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (17:41):
Rum and raisin?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
The ice cream disappearing from supermarket shelves across New Zealand
is rum and Raisin?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Are you devastated it's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I'm confused. I'm definitely confused. I'm not it's yuck.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
So that's why they're not making it.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Fine. Multiple supermarkets in New Zealand say that after reviewing
sales for rum and Raisin, they have been forced to
replace it with more modern treats.

Speaker 8 (18:10):
Yeah, fair enough.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Over the last year.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, they go. We should replace this with something that's
actually edible.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
This is like people who say I don't go to libraries,
so libraries shouldn't exist. No, no, no, There are certain
foundations on which a civilized society is built upon, and
one of those things is classics. Okay, classics they are
bid rocks. You've got they are the they are they
are the shoulders on which we stand upon to see further.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It ain't a classic. You've got vanilla, that's a classic.
You've got strawberry another classic, and you've got chocolate.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
They're the classics.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
And they're good classics because they're young.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
They don't go anywhere, and you've got rum and.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You've got you know what screen. While we're at it,
they should get rid of fruit and nut chocolate.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Now and you die. Did you know? Did you know
that New Zealanders are among the world's biggest consumers of
ice cream? The number will blow your mind. Kiwi's average
roughly twenty eight liters per person a year of ice
that's the official stats on ice cream.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
That's because have you tasted Duck Island ice cream?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Well, yeah, but that's too expensive to buy by the leader. Yeah,
and the line's usually out the door. I can't wait that. Jesus,
you're twenty eight leaders of Duck Island and you are year,
are you God? I would love to though, you know,
would do a great rum and Raisin Duck Island.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
See, I'd probably even nearly eat it, or consider eating
it if they did one twenty.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Eight leads a year, but not twenty eight leaders of
rum and Raisin. It would seem get in the bin anyway.
If you love it, by it okay. Otherwise it's going
to disappear. Not sad about it and go to the library.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
You Heathen, get educated, Clint Poker.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Time for the Tea.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
The Tea Live from La with De McCartney.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Harry Styles week is in full swing. He's done his
big Zane Low interview and he's talked about the loss
of Liam Payne. Dane he has in a rare interview.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Harry doesn't do interviews very often.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
He's opened up.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Sane in a very very touching moment.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
You know, he's actually about to embark on an enormous
to us in seven different countries.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I think it is.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Have a listened to this.

Speaker 6 (20:27):
This is sort of the first time we've ever heard
Harry talk about Liam Payne.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's so difficult to lose a friend. It's difficult to
lose any friend, but it's so difficult to lose a
friend who is so like you in so many ways.
It's like I saw someone with like the kindest heart
who just wanted to be great.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh man, hmm, that's wow.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
That's so sad, isn't that?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Yeah? He I mean, Zane will get the stuff out
of the people that he's speaking with. And you hope
that all interviewers don't ask him. I'm sure there's rules
where they say, don't ask about this, but saying was
allowed to ask, And yeah, it's the first time we've
heard him talk and any of the boys really not
many of the other boys have had the chance to
open up about it either.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
No, And the only person like that was super close
to all of them and Liam that I've seen speak
is Simon cow talks about it on that TV show
that he made.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Oh yes, because it happened so.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Filming of that Netflix show where he's putting together the
other boy bands. So yeah, I wonder I wonder if
the other will ever hear from the other.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
One direction is that's the tea with Dee McCarthy. That
full interview with Harry Styles is out now on the
Apple Music Instagram and YouTube.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Page the ZDM podcast networks.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I said before, you would never guess what Nicole Kidman's
secret skill is. That she's revealed she's gone on I
think Jimmy Kimmel, well, one of the ones, whicheverone's still left.
She's gone on that one and revealed her secret skill.
Did you have a few guesses. I'd like to give
you your few guesses, but I'm confident that you won't
pick it. Okay.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
My first guess is that she used to work at
one of those restaurants where she like it's like a
performance and she makes all the food and does the
onion tower. She doesn't she's a tipping yaki chef.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
That would be fun. It's not that.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is she does.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
She make pottery, not pottery.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
She's a gamer.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
No, not a gamer. That wouldn't be interesting. I guess
it kind of would be if it's Nicole.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
You found out Nicole was playing Grand Theft Auto professionally.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
That's Nicole Kidman's got the headset and that gaming gaming chair.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
She's like, let's drop let's drop in boys.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Nicole Kidman has revealed that her secret skill is that
she can perform an autopsy on a human body.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
She said she can remove the lungs and the liver,
and the gore, bladder and the intestines. Nicole Kidman said
she can remove all of the organs inside the human body,
and she can name them.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
God, I mean, I played a lot of that game
back in the day, but she's obviously played way too much.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
It is water on the new Beretion No Beretion o Beration.
She is a method actor, she said, and she has
a show coming out where she plays a doctor, so
she wanted to learn how to perform in autops. That's weird. Yeah,
like a doctor. Why is a doctor? A doctor is
not performing in auto Well, the doctor that she is

(23:41):
playing as does does or something, So okay, yeah, that's
a good point. You know. No, do you have to
be some kind of doctor to perform an autopsy. You've
got to be. You've gotta be you got some kind
of medical qualification. Yeah. I don't think you have to
be a doctor though. Whatever. The character that she's playing
does autopsis, and so she learned how to do it.
She's I need to learn how to do that, because

(24:02):
she does she do that for every movie? Did She Go?
And did she? Did she go? Method when her and
Tom did eyes wide shut, I reckon she did. It'd
be funny, actually, way more fun than the autopsy.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
In practical magic, she did become a witch.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Yeah that's true too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, buzzy. There's
also a story this week where it was revealed that
Michael Jackson has a black belt and karate, had a
black belt in karate. Really it was his secret school,
but I can imagine that he was all about high
kecks and fast movements and stuff like that. There's not
a million miles away from the Michael Jackson dance moves.

(24:37):
And what were you saying?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Ashton Kutcher has a.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Ashton Kutcher has a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I feel like anyone that's famous, you like, they just
have so many different talents.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
It's like I saw Amanda C. Freed.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yes, she has the most incredible singing.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Voice, and I know she's on Mama mir and she
did all that, but like when she was on Mean Girls,
like she could be she could be an actual professional singer.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Incredible, boy, ours might be a bit disappointing after those.
But I thought we could go around the room quickly
share our secret skills, not take too long. We share
ours quickly, and then we'll ask everybody to call in
and tell us us their secret skills. Great, and the
good bit about this is when it's so far away
from what you do every day. I'm a teacher, but
I also have my commercial pilot's license or something like that.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I thought you were saying, you get that quiet, but
I'll go first. Someone just said autopics are performed by
specialist doctors called pathologists.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
There you go, Okay, okay, thank you guys. Hi, I'm Clint.
I'm a radio DJ by trade, but I have a
qualification in filling and servicing gas bottles. I can fill
any LPG gas bottle legally and tell you if it's leaking.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yay, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Did you do a course? Yeah? I did do it.
Course you have to get a certificate. Shit, that sounds boring.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
It was.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Secret skill.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
I'm Bree radio broadcaster and I can actually fire, twirl
and fire breathe.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Wow, don't way cooler than Clints. That's so cool, that's
so happy, slash so Bogan.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
That was in my hippie era when I wore a
feather in my hair for four years. Yeah, Claudia, Hi,
I'm Claudia.

Speaker 10 (26:26):
I also work in radio, a very audio heavy medium,
and I know basic sign language, very visual medium.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Wow, that's really cool. I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Do you know this one?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh, clant, you know this one? Years one?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Do you know this one?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
This one?

Speaker 5 (26:47):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Do you know this one?

Speaker 8 (26:49):
The cameras are rolling?

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Ella, crap? I got Do you have no skill? Do
you have no secrets?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Okay, we'll try, we'll try.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Okay, Himmela, I work as a ready producer, editing and
doing socials, and my special skill is I can nap
Anywhere's got.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
That skill too, damn.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
My special skill is I can play a little bit
of the piano.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
That's okay, yeah, take it. She's young, she's got time
to develop her secret.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I lost the cats and.

Speaker 8 (27:29):
Watch TV like I don't do anything.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I'm so sorry. I'm sitting here.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Trying nine sex, nine sex. What do you do on
the day to day and what is the secret skill
that people wouldn't expect you to be able to do?
We'd love to hear about it this afternoon blow out
Socks Off with Your Skills by macbra Off Even It's.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Z itms Brilling Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Nicole Kidman has revealed that she has a secret skill
that no one you about. She can perform autopsies like
a we learned pathologist. She can open up a human body,
remove all of the organs, and name every single organ
that she takes out as she does it. I wonder
if she learnt on real human bodies. Yes, good cushion,

(28:17):
because if you donated your body to science, yeah, and
it was getting used by some actress who was learning
to be a pretend doctor, would you be a bit muffed? Yeah,
a little bit you'd be, Oh, come on, man.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Like, can my body be used for something better?

Speaker 6 (28:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I thot you're going to do research on me? No
give me Nicole Kidman. So we want to know what
do you do and what is your secret skill. Jessica
has called over one hundred dollars at him. Hi Jessica, Hi,
jess Hey, guys, how's it going good? Thanks? So start
off telling us what you do and then tell us
what your secret skill is.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I am a workshop administrator, okay, okay.

Speaker 11 (28:52):
And I trained as a figure skater on the ice
four ten years.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Wow, can you do like a lutz?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Can you do a triple axel?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
No?

Speaker 7 (29:06):
I couldn't do a triple X double giving away.

Speaker 6 (29:08):
I could do a double though.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
That's impressive. You're not allowed to do front flips, are you?

Speaker 7 (29:13):
No, they're actually illegal.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
They're illegal. Yeah, I learned that at the Winter Olympic backflip. No,
they're illegal as well. That's good, Jess. Do you ever
use your skill?

Speaker 9 (29:23):
No?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
I haven't used my skill since my head ankle surgery.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
No, is that from ice skating that you had to
have the ankle surgery?

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Yeah, I'm landed on my ink.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
I landed on my foot wrong and I shedded my
ankle bow.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Oh, it's bound to happen, you know. You're you're sliding
around on a surface as hard as concrete. We're wearing
knives on your shoes.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
It doesn't make sense when I'm watching out how it's
physically possible what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
This person wants to be anonymous, hy anonymous, hy anonymous,
hellos anonymous. What do you do on your day to
day anonymous?

Speaker 11 (29:57):
I am a territory sales rep for a whole company.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Okay, okay, you drive around selling booze?

Speaker 11 (30:03):
I do I look after the Lower North Island and
Upper South Island?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And what's your secret scale, Anonymous.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'm a fully qualified message therapist.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And chiff whoa wait, massage therapist and Chiff.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I studied for a year when I was eighteen the
yards of cooking.

Speaker 7 (30:18):
I worked in the kitchen, but I left when the
shift threw the knife at me.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Wait wait wait, yeah, sorry, three.

Speaker 11 (30:27):
Years studying diploma and health science and theopeutic message.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
So you can cook, you know how to give a
really good message, and you have access to free alcohol.
Are you single?

Speaker 6 (30:38):
No? Unfortunately I haven't taken.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
I'm not surprised you.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I mean to say, Unfortunately, Anonymous, all the good ones
are taken. No, Unfortunately, I've got a pisky partner eating
all my food, taking all my messages, dragging. I can
see why you wanted to be anonymous. Thanks Anonymous. Lex
is here, hilex Alex.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Hello, Les.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
What what do you do and what is your special skill?

Speaker 4 (31:04):
So day to day I work as a practice manager
for an orthopedic surgeon. Okay, that sounds serious, sounds serious,
very serious, and my special skill is that I can
talk like Donald Duck. I gotta hear that. Les.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
You need to give me something to say.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Okay, can you say why it's me Donald Duck and
I'm only wearing pants.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, I'm not wearing not wearing pants. Hi, it's me
Donald Duck. Where's my pants? Okay? Oh my god, Lex, Lex.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
One of my favorite things that Donald Duck does is
when he sneezes.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
Can you do the Donald Duck sneeze?

Speaker 11 (31:48):
All right, we're gearing up for a sneeze.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Wow, I can do the noise. I could never make
the words Donald.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
It's very hard.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's a long time.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I forgot.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
I did it so much when I was a kid
that I kind of got over it, and then I
forgot about it.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
And then I had kids and I brought it out
one day, sort them out of the blue.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
And now I do it all the time because.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
They're like it.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Hey, you do one more thing for us, Lex, because
I think our producer would love to turn this into
a sweeper for the show. Can you please say, Hey,
it's Donald Duck and you're listening to Brian Clint.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Sure, that's that's priceless voice. We wanted to have to
pay the Disney Company millions for that. I got it
for free from Lee. Thank you Legs. It's so much

(32:50):
more impressive than my guest bottle play One More.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Stays for the Road Lex.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It sounds like a couple of ducks.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
In the summary as zad AM's Brinklint podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Once upon a time, there was a girl.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh athletic not really, but
picking a movie title based on just the plot line
that she can do really and clinse, what's the plot?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Our movie guessing game we play every Thursday where if
you can guess two movies correctly from the plot lines
that I read out first today, you win three hundred dollars.
Bree is going up against Sarah Hi. Sarah Hi, Sarah Hi.
How do you go at this game? When you play
along in the car.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
Some sometimes I'm all right, sometimes I can get one.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Cumb okay, better than nuns, Sarah, that's better than none.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Just build on that one, and I mean all you
need is one more.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
You just got to get the one and then we
can get to a tiebreak situation, you know, and then
the pressures on. Soonce you get to one the pressures
on Bree.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
You watch We're talking like this to Sarah and then
she'll pants me.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Sarah, have you been listening this week and do you
have any idea what the theme might be for? What's
the plot?

Speaker 8 (34:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I haven't.

Speaker 12 (34:16):
Actually, i've been late at work.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
I haven't been listening to you guys as much.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Well, the big news that you may have missed is
that Bree popped the question on the weekend to her
girlfriend and she's now engaged. So the theme this week
is movies about weddings and engagement. Ok, okay, gotcha, of
which there are plenty.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
So many.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
Good luck, guys. I'll read these plots out you buzzing
with your name as soon as you think you know
what it is. Don't wait for me to finish. Here
we go. Movie plot number one, A small town girl's
multiple marches down the aisle. It comes Bree, run away bride,

(35:05):
Thank you, runaway Bride. It's very good. Sun dribbleck no,
Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts, very good, one point Brie. Movie
plotline number two, two divorce mediators spend their free time
in an odd way.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
The wedding crashes.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
God damn it. You had a good week.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I do love a film about a wedding or an engagement.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Sarah. It wasn't to be, but we have fifty KFC
chicken dollars for you as a consolation prize.

Speaker 11 (35:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (35:43):
I'm lucky, sir.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
You're not the first person to get down trout and
spank on the bottom in this game by Brie Thomas
l You're not You're really not.

Speaker 6 (35:52):
Bright.

Speaker 11 (35:52):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Thank you, Sarah, and thanks for visiting Breeze Spank Factory.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
I'd enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
You want to rethink that name.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
It's close to something that sounds worse.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
It means the same thing. We'll play again for three
hundred and fifty dollars next week.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Better than the bank that I went to the last week.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
All right, all right, Nix on the show. I have
middle child news, Claudia. Yeah, this this involves you and
I big news for all middle children.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Were listening, children, We're listening.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Come give the most annoying children. Let's take all the
attention weeking desperad and all the children. What are you
talking about with a I'll give you middle children news next, Brionkland,
I have middle child news. I'm a middle child. Yes,
you are, look at me, at me as well, I

(36:53):
mean to look at me over here? Want the attention.
How do you know if someone's a middle child?

Speaker 10 (36:58):
Because there always us for attention and they're really funny.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Middle children we assemble.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
I guess we should stay out politics. Claudia and Bray
middle children obviously, Ella and Clint Well eldest children obviously. Yeah,
clearly we have no youngest. We have no youngest on
the scene. Yeah, we don't.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I'm so grateful for that.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
This middle child news comes from a content character called
a content creator called Taylor Black, and here it does so.

Speaker 12 (37:30):
Apparently middle children are going extinct because in the nineteen
seventies it was super common for women to have three, four,
or five kids, but now over sixty five percent of
women only have one or two kids. And honestly, the
fact that middle children are going extinct is the most
middle child thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
You're you're a dying breed. It's probably a good dare.
Actually we're a bit of a punished Claudia. We know
what how we called? Why are middle children so neat cool?
Why are they so about you? Guys? Do you think
you have such a hard time.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Because no one cares about us.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
It's then the oldest are the oldest, and they're like
the favorite because they're the first bar the first one,
so they get all this attention and it's all excited.
And then by the time the third kid, the youngest,
rolls around, they're like, well, be're the youngest, they need
the most.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Baby, we got to look after the baby.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
You can sort yourself.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
And then everyone's like, do we have any others?

Speaker 13 (38:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah, there was that middle one.

Speaker 10 (38:25):
My dad used to run through all of my siblings
names and then the dog before he got to mind.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
That's so funny. Can I just say, as an eldest child,
and we don't complain a lot ella, So this might
be news to you guys, it's take the bait. It's
not all it's not all sunshine and roses. Okay, we
are born to parents who have no idea what they're doing. Okay,
we take the brunt. Yeah, that's fun of everything, so

(38:52):
that you guys can have better parents. They know how
to wipe your bum and better they know how to
put you to bid bitter, and.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
They also don't care by that point and exactly exactly, No,
I want to go to a party. Nope, no, no, no, Allied,
there's rules in this house. And then the second kid,
what is because.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
You care about your well being whereas us they're like,
go to that party.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I don't care.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
How many drinks do you have?

Speaker 8 (39:20):
No, you tell young little teenage bree about well being.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
You want to go to the party, don't you.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
You reckon the number of photos as the deciding factor, Claudia, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:28):
I reckon the oldest children have got the most books
of photos.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
You're so right, You're so right.

Speaker 10 (39:35):
I be're the youngest then has the least, but the
middles are still affected by Okay.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
So I have two children. There's no medal in there
is there? Yeah, but I have an eldest and the youngest.
I know exactly how many photos I have of each
of them. The eldest has more. Well, she has been
alive for twenty months longer.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Okay, we'll take that into account.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
So my eldest child, I have thirteen thousand, seven hundred
and fifty four photos. Off, there's a lot of photos.
Did everything?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh no, what spell? Did you open your nudes?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Folded?

Speaker 11 (40:08):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
I got the number for my youngest child. Go on,
here we go, how many share it with the class.

Speaker 13 (40:15):
Six thousand four And it's not like me less than
half how old and Maggie's four five.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
And a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
So if that would make sense, if to we like,
if there was if she was double her age, but
she's only twenty months older.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
I've got twenty months to take seven and a half
thousand photos of Meggie and none of two.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's just going to be this period into his life
where there's no photos because you had to make up.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
For the photo. That's quite striking, actually, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
It's typical eldest child behavior where they don't realize how
good they've got a Claudia, how much attention they got,
how exciting everything was.

Speaker 10 (40:58):
And you'll never understand, you'll never understand, you never understand.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Hell yeah, can you hit that button?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
CDMs Brie and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
Welcome to the show, Our friend how To Dad, Jordan Watson, Jordan.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Hey, how are we seen that?

Speaker 11 (41:13):
Before we get into what we were getting into, first
of all, congratulations, I don't know. Congratulations on the engagement. Clinton,
Congratulations on getting through your U.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
T I mate, you're such a good friend, or the
rumor got back to me. Jordan filled in for me
on this show a couple of weeks ago and started
a rumor that I had a U t I.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah, Jordan, why do you start that rumor?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
It wasn't a rumor. He sent me a photo. I
saw it. I didn't send you a photo of my ut.
I didn't have a ut I don't see ut O.
There's nothing there's nothing wrong with having a U t I. Okay,
there's nothing. There's nothing wrong with having a UTI. There's nott's.
I just didn't have one.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
But that's why we were talking about Remember, Jordan, we
wanted to normalize men getting ut I s, and that's
why we were.

Speaker 11 (41:57):
Talking about defenses. Yeah, back into the nineteen fifties again.
I thought we were progressing.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Let's move on. This is a smoke screen because we
actually have you on the show to talk about some
unacceptable behavior in the downstairs to showrdon.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
I'm disgusted by this.

Speaker 11 (42:14):
This this annoys me because no one, right, no one
on the Instagram DM's had an.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Issue with it.

Speaker 11 (42:18):
Who's first to reply, perfectly clean and pottish.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Clint exactly right, jumps into the.

Speaker 11 (42:24):
GM excuse me, Why don't you just pack enough underwear
for your entire trip?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Do you not own more than two pairs of underwear?
Jordan Watson.

Speaker 11 (42:32):
I do have more than two pairs, but I'm away
for five days, right, do you not, Wane, that's ten
pairs of underwear?

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah, so do you not have ten pairs of underwear?

Speaker 11 (42:47):
Now you kind of get down. Probably good, a nice
polish six, and then those other four are getting quite.

Speaker 13 (42:53):
Holy, you know.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Okay, let me table the evidence first. Okay, let me
make it clear to everyone, say, I bring religion into this, Jordan.
Yesterday Jordan Watson, how too, Dad posted his one million
Instagram followers footage of him and his hotel bathroom surrounded
by wet ndies that he had washed in the sink.

Speaker 14 (43:10):
I'm at the hotel. I got mondies drying there, and
that's a pair of undies. That's normal though, That's normal
hotel behavior. Everyone washes their hondies in the shower. When
you have the shower, you wash your undies with the
soap and then you hang them in random places around.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yet not on the second day.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
You don't even been there for forty eight hours. Jordan, Yeah,
I'm thinking ahead.

Speaker 11 (43:34):
I don't want to be panicking. It's not what if
the sun doesn't hit my hotel room on the right angle.
You start washing the first day, there's no panic free
and no one wants to be putting on ndies inside
out because that's not even that's a hack that I've
never done.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Yeah, that's okay, Okay, I've done.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
It's very clean and clever. And I think your little
text machine's going to blow up with people backing me up.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
You know what, I didn't consider that you what you
wear and then wash. Okay, I'll give you that you
don't wear in what No, but he's not. He's not
building up a stockpile of dirty ones and then doing
a load of sink under washing. You know. He wears
them and then he washes them and hangs them up
straight away, so it's in rotation.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
But I just don't want to every time I have
a shower on holiday have to be washing my undies
in there.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
I just I just use alert.

Speaker 11 (44:16):
I've done it. I've done it. I've done it all
that one time because that's given me my extra two
pairs that will get me through.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Okay, I'm I'm not every time I'm washed.

Speaker 11 (44:23):
I'm not out there like with ringing out in the undies.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Who so can I just ask when you, your lovely
wife and your three children go on holiday, for example,
after the first day, is there are ten pairs of
wet undies hanging up in the hotel bathroom?

Speaker 11 (44:38):
No, because your maths doesn't work. Well, oh, you're saying
for all the Okay, No, well I don't have ten.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
Children in it.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Five people, two peers a day, it's ten.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
No, because when we go away, we are at places
that have a laundry facility.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
That you don't mind using.

Speaker 11 (44:59):
Okay, I want to find out who has ever in
a hotel walked around and asked, hey, where's your laundry service?
And paid them and they you have to hand them
your laundry and like a bag I'm gifting.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
And then they'll go and wash it and then deliver it.
Who does that? No one does? Does weird?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Only hand them two pairs of underwear? Who is this?

Speaker 11 (45:19):
Emagenius?

Speaker 7 (45:20):
And I do my own?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
And hey, Jordan.

Speaker 11 (45:23):
Hostel, I've traveled this lovely world.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
We're going to buy you some pairs of underwear for
your birthday.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
So that's one we're.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Going to release a line of undies under the Golden
Brand Jordan, just like the Gendles do undies as well
that don't blow out.

Speaker 11 (45:37):
No blowout undies that don't get that weird hole uskuys.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
We get a weird hole in the area.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I would buy those. I get that, I get the
weird hole. But somewhere else where there's not.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
There's not many other areas.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Like you've got the goots of the undies and then
that's kind of all in female undies.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
The part that gets sees the most action is the
front part of the.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Are you getting a front hole?

Speaker 6 (46:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
But like when I hold my undies up to the sky,
I can see through women know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 11 (46:09):
Yeah, but stop scratching and you won't get that.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
How too, Dad, he's in Melbourne for the IF one
Grand Prix. How good is that Liam Lawson for us?
He was like, oh, is that clutch on the edge?
I was like, no, the other one, good joke to finish.
We wanting about undie emergencies. How too, Dad's having an

(46:35):
UNDY emergency in Melbourne. He's surrounded by undies in his hotel.
When were you stuck in the undie department.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
The one time I can relate to this is went
to Vietnam. They lost my luggage and I'm not someone
who packs a carry on bag, and I had to
wash the one pair of underwear that I was wearing
in the hotel scene for four days.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
And it was hot in Vietnam at the time.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
We're distracted by these messages that are coming in about
Undy emergencies. Okay, that's the topic. We just talked to,
how too, Dad who's in Melbourne for the very fancy
if one Grand Prix and he's having to wash his
undis in the sink and hang them up in the
hotel room to drive to do that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
He took like three pairs of underwear with him for
a five day trip.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Yeah, so he has to wash them. It's an Undy emergency, Bree.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I just don't understand how you can only take three
pairs of underwear.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
So we want to know traveling or not. What was
the under emergency that you faced. Jeff is on the phone,
Good day, Jeff, Hi, Jeff, Hey, how's it going good? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (47:40):
What was your under emergency? Jeff?

Speaker 7 (47:42):
My wife and I were backpacking around the south of
France in summer and a stinking hot day in the
campground we stayed at. We're pretty fancy. He had this
amazing swimming pool with all these islands and a pulside bar,
nice and yep, so straight away we got the list
go for a swim. My wife went straight in and
jumped in, and I went to go and jump in,
and the owner comes out pointing at my board shorts
and waving his finger and going no, no, no, on the knoll,

(48:04):
and then he started saying this funny word, slipped the bum,
slipped the bun, And I didn't know what he was
talking about, but we worked out basically, you couldn't get
into the pool unless you're wearing speedos, which I didn't have. Right,
And then my wife's there and then the polotry says,
I've got a pair of I've got a pair of
black knickers you could wear, which just stuff like a
pair of Todos. And I stop and I said, there's

(48:25):
no way in hell I'm not wearing woman's knickers. Yeah,
an he said. I just sat on the side of
the pole and it got hotter and harder and hotter.
Half an hour goes by forty five minutes. Then the
pulside bar opened. I was like, bugget where are you?
And he's and I win and grabbed him and jumped
on the pool and head behind an island for the
rest of the time.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Five star story, five star story. That is how you
tell it. Yeah, was it a song or a normal
pair of briefs?

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Thank god it was a pair of normal brief on
my arm.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
There are flat front the woman undies.

Speaker 11 (49:00):
There is no room in there, no room A bit
of a side side outside ball.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
You had a moose snuckle hanging out.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I can't just strategically stack everything so that it fit
like into a drag queen.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
You had to do penis balls. Oh man, great text
on this. We asked you about your under emergencies. Here's
a good eat, someone said. My hobby took me for
lunch on my thirtieth birthday. That's lovely. Silky dress equals
no undies, no underwear. Line. Got home and my friends
had surprised me with a bouncy castle for my birthday party.

(49:42):
I tried multiple delicate ways to climb through the entrance
hole before having to admit to my thirty guests that
they just had to wait a while while I went
inside and put some undies on Nobody Nobody six to
get surprised by a bouncy castle. No not. I think

(50:04):
there was the one time she felt confident enough to
go commando and then she comes home and there's a
bouncy castle in her friend.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
That's always the way.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
And here's the thing, Like she was worried about climbing
into the castle, But what about when you get in
there and you.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Got the bounce? I mean it would feel liberating, but
it could be a bit of a visual.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah, would definitely feel liberating. This one's pretty good. It
says during the second lockdown, I got stuck at my
then newish boyfriend's place. I had two pairs of knickers
with me his dog CV eight one pair, So I
had one pair for the next three weeks.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Oh my god, no shops were.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Open to go buy another pair.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Wow, that is dire. You wear has, don't you You
gotta you have to you fast you fast forward the relationship.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
But if it's like how new, like everyone is awkward
in those new stages of a relationship. I don't think
I'm asking my partner, hey, can I borrow you nickers?

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Well, he'd probably be like, babe, why are you washing
your andies so much? Why are you washing your undy
so much?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
She would have had to tell him.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
When I was a teenager, I went camping with my family.
Someone went into our tent and stole the majority of
my underwear.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
That sounds like a weird.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Sick fetish.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
That someone was also.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
So annoying, like why all they yes, sick fetish? But
also how inconvenient?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
So inconvenient?

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Someone, I said, I lived near how To Dad, and
I always see him on his stand up pedal board
wearing his holy undies.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
There should be a law against him. Buy some new underwear, Jordan, Like,
you make enough money.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Someone said, can we start to give a little page
to get Jordan some monday he can afford his own underpants.
I was at a fine dining restaurant one particular night.
I had far too many wines and I went to
the toilet. On the way to the toilet, I needed
to release a bit of wind, but I shouted and
stitched so in the toilet I took them off and

(52:04):
just threw them in the rubbish bin and went commando
for the rest of the night. Can you imagine this?
Michelin Star restaurants cleaning up after a big night and
they're like, what is that in the waste paper bin?

Speaker 5 (52:16):
I want to know, do you think that was a
man or a woman?

Speaker 4 (52:21):
I felt woman?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
I felt woman too, Yeah, I felt yeah, I felt
like it was a woman.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
It was the wine thing for me, but that could
be anyone. But yeah, yeah, I'm picturing it at the
beer ward.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I'm pictured a woman and she's sitting in the cubicle
and she sees what happens and she's like, oh, I
guess I'm ditching these.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, there are a few of these that we can't read,
but they're very funny.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Read them off there and have fun that.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
We read them, and they were very Funnylin.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
We do love it.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
We also love birthday bangering with you, and that means
we're going to find out the number one songs when
these people were sixteen.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Holy Birthday Bangering. First, it's Melissa.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
My mel Hi has your day been, Melissa?

Speaker 4 (53:10):
It's been super good.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
I just wanted to say I'm a first time caller,
longtime listener. Bell Go Bell, Bell, Bell, good, Dave beyond,
mel Thank you so much for having me. Melissa. We're
very excited.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
My birthday is May nineteenth, two thousand and three.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
May the nineteenth be with you and also with you. You
were sixteen Melissa in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Here's your birthday.

Speaker 13 (53:39):
Beggar no, tell me, okay, tell me, yes, Melissa.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Tell me a like a little Lars Ex Old Town Road.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Oh it's a bit of a classic.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I think it's a little it's not the best one,
but it's.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
A classicagon it's his best one. Yeah, and I quite
like it. Yeah, yeah, quite like it too. That's the
Billy Ray Cyrus version two. I prefer that one. Yeah, same, yeah, yeah, Okay,
good work. Now wait there, you could be a winner.
We'll go to Nico for a birthday banger ho Nico Nico.
How are we good?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (54:12):
How's your day going?

Speaker 12 (54:14):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (54:14):
I just got home, so it's getting better?

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Oh hell yeah? Ye oh hey did you take your
shoes off?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
You? No?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Oh? How good is it going to be when you
take those shoes off?

Speaker 4 (54:26):
So good? Straight to be, I reckon straight to bit hell.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Yes, no, I'm all for that dinner in.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Bed, nap. The sun's still the sun's still up. Dinner No no, no,
it's way too late for anena nap.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Dinner at six in bed.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Mm hmm, oh, you get too late for an ina nap.
I'm not here to yuck your young Nico. I am
here to do your birthday bang And what's your day
to birth?

Speaker 7 (54:46):
Twenty fourth of October two thousand and one.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
All right, that means you're sixteen and twenty seventeen and Nico,
here is your birthday banger.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I'm man off you just like a rock star.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Rockstar that goes to bed at five.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Thirty Nico, the twenty five year old off for an
inter nap. Nico, Nico, you get posty and twenty one
savage rock star? What do you reckon? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:13):
That one's putting me to sleep?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
All right, I don't think you needed any help. Thank
you for your honesty. We appreciate it. Medicine is going
to do dad's birthday banger Home Medicine my Medison.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Hi, how old are you, Maddie?

Speaker 11 (55:26):
Thirteen?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Are perfect? So you're going to do dad's What is
Dad's birthday?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Twelve October nineteen eighty four? You crushed that, Madison, he
was sixteen.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
That means in the year two thousand in Madison, this
is Dad's birthday? Banker I's a Pink classic.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Banger.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You would have heard of Pink, wouldn't you, Maddie, No.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
No, Pink's get this party started right now. You don't
know that one.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Can we play some other Pink songs just to say
yeah we can?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, Maddie played the biggest ones. I refuse to believe that.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Madison, well, god, I almost played her Pink Floyd.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
She definitely not.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Because she spells the name with a bloody exclamation market.
So I can't find any bed. Do you know this one? Medicine? Yeah, okay,
we got yeah, yeah, yeah good. Also a long time
this first time called I thought you were.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Bad, Baddy.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Thanks Maddie. Wait there, Lona is ex for Melissa, post
malone for Nico for Medicine's dad That o G Pink
song for sure?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Eddie?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
What's your dad's name?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Andrew?

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Andrew, You've just one birthday banger? Congratulations, thanks for calling us,
Maddie Team effort. Guys, you're well done. From the year
two thousand. His Pincon's in him. I haven't care.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Too much for brit Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
There's pincons in him. Birthday banger from two thousand for
Meddi's dad banger that is.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
From her debut debut album, Can't Take Me Home?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Was that what it was called?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
I think it was called that?

Speaker 12 (57:38):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
What was I was the other? Because that was her
R and b Era? Yes, someone on the text machine
so funny. It was like I forgot pink saying this
her R and b Era?

Speaker 13 (57:48):
Lol?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Most girls?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
You Make Me Sick was from this album?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Oh yeah, I wann't you and I'm heating it.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
You make miss sick and I'm on it?

Speaker 4 (58:01):
Is that the one that had not? What was the
pill one? Just like a pill? No? That's the second album.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Was miss stood, with her.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Next album Misunderstood as the one that I think.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
When I saw this next news, I thought of you, mate,
because you are the biggest advocate for trade me.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
I love trade me.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
You exclusively use trade me and not Facebook market I
use it to buy and I use it to sell.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
You could be the face of trade me.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
I just don't want to get stabbed to death. That's
why I don't like using Facebook Marketplace. And I also
don't want the things that I buy to become covered
in human DNA.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Wait, you don't want people sending you messages at all
hours of the day and night, just asking or inquiring,
but never buying it.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
I don't want people to buy things off me and
know where I live and also have access to pictures
of my children.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
You know.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Yeah, it just doesn't seem like the safest way to
sell things. But maybe I'm weird like that.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
You might be out on an island because I feel
like the these changes that trade Me announced that are
coming this March in twenty twenty six mean that they're
in a little bit of trouble because of Facebook Marketplace. Yeah,
they need to change their ways. Their fees are too big.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
I know that my opinion is not the same as
everybody else, and plenty of people have a great time
selling stuff for free with no rules whatsoever on Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
You know what I love about Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
It's a wild wild West. It is. It's like gambling.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Yeah, it's like going back to the nineteen forties. Yeah,
it's like buying drugs in an alley. Yeah, you know,
you could have a really good time, or you could
get murdered and double you never know, in a skip.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
And that's kind of the fun of it.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
So what are the trade me changes.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
So as of March of this year, trade me is
removing the seven point nine success fee for casual sellers,
which I didn't realize the fee was that big. It's mental,
that's crazy. Seven point nine percent.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
So if you sell something for one hundred bucks on
trade me, they'll take seven dollars ninety If you sell
something for one thousand bucks on trade me, they'll take
seventy nine dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
See that seems so unfair. Yeah, that seems like a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
So instead, because of of course, they have to do
something else, they'll replace it with a new service fee structure,
and the buyer pays. Did you know that is the buyer,
the one pays.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
So you buy my shirt for one hundred dollars, yes,
I get all one hundred dollars. You have to pay
one hundred and one dollars. Yeah right, yeah. So these
are the new different sections, no, what's it called.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
The different tiers, the different tiers of fees that you
will pay on prices on trade me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Okay, so zero, we're going deep into the changes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Zero to twenty yeah is free?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Oh okay yet, so that's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
A big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Never have you ever been able to sell anything on
trade me.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
I'm not selling anything for twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Bucks or buy anything. Ye're true, that's pretty much pointless.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Let's go to the Sali army.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Okay, twenty to one hundred ninety nine cents okay, yeah,
one hundred to two hundred and fifty a dollar ninety nine,
and then two hundred and fifty plus. Yeah, so there's
a big category. It's four dollars ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Ah, yeah, okay, I think that's it is good. It
is good. It is good. The one thing they haven't
want to use trade me more, the one thing they
haven't done.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
But I'll miss the not knowing if I'm going to
be stabbed or not, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Yeah, yeah, it's that risk thing. It's like doing it
in public, you know. It's a bit of fun for
the risk. It's crazy they haven't edited as video that
you can't edit video, like if I have something that
I can't photograph, right or I want to demonstrate how
it works. Yeah, but I still can't put a video
up with the listing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Yeah, that is weird. I've never even thought about that,
but that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
By the way, I'm not running some like trade me
side hustle here. I'm not like if it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Comes out later on that Clint is getting paid yeah
to brand represent trade me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
I will not be shocked. No, I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Is this you do like this? This is a soft
launch of videos being added to trade me?

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
Is this the soft launch of it? Can I say
one thing they do like about trade Mere?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Guys, you've already said like six others, why not add
one more.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
It's got a good algorithm. Finally, so it has a
section which is like they pick things specifically for you
that you wouldn't have searched for. It's quite good. They've
figured it out and it's quite good. And it's got
me spending a lot more money than I shouldn't be spending.
And that's all I'll say. And I also say hashtag,
add hashtag partner, hashtag trade me guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Hey, that's great. But Facebook Marketplace has food that's cooked
at someone's house, and I don't know if I get
salmonella from it. Plays Inclined Finance, Facebook, TikTok and

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
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