ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 16th March 2026

• Announcing... The Roast of Bree and Clint! Live in the Comedy Festival. 
• What was your ride or die moment? 
• How bad was your sports team? 
• NZ's Unofficial National Anthem round of 16. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
So we're playing it at Bre and Clint's the podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
MS Bri and Clint thanks to KFCA.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
MS pre England. Jane, did you just liven?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Listen?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
I have known everybody. Welcome to the Bre and Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Getay guys, Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
As a fuel crisis, gog everybody you know. We went past
my gas station on the way to work today. Yes,
they'd sold out of ninety one and ninety.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Five what completely solid there there.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Was nothing left. Yeah, because you can tell when they
have and you'll see this driving maun at the moment
they take the numbers off the board, so there's just
says ninety one blank diesel. They had diesel and then
they had ninety five blank.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I have never seen that before ever.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It's Casbrey once again. We are living in unprecedented times.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, I'm sick of living an unprecedented times too.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
When can we live in precedented times? We'll bring back
precedent please, That's that'd be a good political slogan for
the selection that's coming up. I'll bring back precedent.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
And rolls off the tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Hey, we've got a big announcement on the show today
at five o'clock. What do you think it is?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean I have an inkling, Yeah, because I actually
know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Was actually your idea? Yeah? Yeah, But it is a
big announcement.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Wait are you? Are you trying to distance yourself from
the idea in case it fails?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Never, but no, no, no, before we even announce it.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, we are a team.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Both of our names are on the show. If I
go down, you go down. No one on this show
is getting on the door. Both of us are in
that freezing cold water and we're sinking to the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Of the oh show, damn it. Okay, it is a
big announcement. I am contractually obliged to be a part
of it, and it is something that we have never
done before. As Brian Clint show giver.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It is very scary but also very exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Simply gonna put us outside our comfort zones.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's for sure, and maybe our egos will never recover.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You can be a part of this too, that's the
exciting part, and we will reveal all in our big
announcement five o'clock on the dot. Plus, we've got Alex
Warren double passed to give away to his Auckland or
Chrish it shows after five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Plus we're still.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Looking for the alternate national anthem, the unofficial national anthem
of the country. So it's all happening.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We have got our foot on the gas pedal and
we are not slowing down.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
We'll go to Trady Versus Lady. First score update. As
of Friday, the trades were on sixteen and the ladies
are on twenty three.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Play teams Brion cland this is the very event treaty.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is Lady. Another week is Trady Versus Lady where
the ladies are still quite way out in front on
twenty three, the trades on sixteen.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ladies in the Garden City. She's eighteen. Her mom played
Trady Verse Lady twice last week. She was the one
that we had to bring back in that controversial game. Jimmy, Jimmy, Yeah,
that's right. Please welcome to the show. Maya Hi, Maya Hi.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
We are proud of your mum's redemption round last week. Yeah,
I was that funds that she lost at the first time.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
That God, your house will be doing well if you
take this one out, Maya, so good luck. You're taking
on our trading today from Wellington he's twenty she is
twenty two, and she's a four time gold medallist for
the Special Olympic swimming team.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Please welcome to the show. Nina, Hi, Nina Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We always ask for a fun fact from someone, very
fun fact. That's a genuinely amazing fact.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Can we ask Nina? What types of strokes are you doing?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I mainly compete in freestyle?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, well, I do the races I.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
Compete and normally fifty meters, but they could be out
to one thousand, five hundred meters.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Woh did you on the fifteen hundred?

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Yeah, the fifteen hundred.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Ees, It's a honor to have you on the show.
Nina the gold middleist. Your buzzer as Trady, Maya your
buzzer as lady. Actually, let's go with names today. Nina
and Maya. Those are your buzzers, and the first person
to three correct answers gets that for Diller's cash from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Here we go, guys, best of Lark. Question number one,
what is our show sponsor KFC's slogan fire Nina Maya
just got in there anger looking good?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well done?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
It is fingerlicking good well done. One to the ladies,
question number two. Which of these teams did the Warriors
beat on Friday? Was it the Broncos, the Raiders or
the Eels?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Maya?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Raiders? God, they spanked them, dude, didn't they schmocked them
in that second half? Two to the ladies, you need
this one, Nina, to stay in at question number three,
buzzing when you can tell me who sings this.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And we're gonna let it go?

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Ali go.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Wow, what an absolute barn storming wind for the ladies today.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I feel like, Nina, you had all the answers, but
Maya you were just too bloody quick.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Thanks so much, Maya. That's another win for your family
and the Lady column of Trading versus Lady?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Are you guys going to quit your jobs and just
do this for a living?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
We might think you need to. Yeah, And Nina, don't worry.
You have four gold medals from the Special Olympics, so
you've got that to rest on.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
You know, much better than a winning Trading versus Lady.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Arguable Yeah, TDMS Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
What's the big announcement that you guys keep talking about? Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't think i'd be this nervous. It's been in
the works for such a long time and it's been
a secret. I don't think I mentally prepared myself where
I'm like, oh, that's right, and then we're going to
announce it, and then we have to do it and
then we're committed. Now someone just takes it and said, guys,
I hope you are about to tell us that whist
Life are coming to the country. Well prepared to be disappointed.

(06:15):
It's not that. Look we have and this is all
locked in. There's no turning back now. On May eighth
of this year, we will take part in a comedy

(06:36):
show in the Comedy Fest titled The Roast of Bree
and Clint.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
At first, I thought this was going to be about
us roasting people. No no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
It'll be you and I on the stage and we
will be the ones getting roasted by the best comedians
available at the time from New Zealand. One by one
they will get up on stage and take their best
shots at.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Us, and you might go, oh, what a fun idea,
Brian Clint, that'll be a fun thing to do in
the radio studio. No no, we've booked a venue and
you might go, oh cool, it's your first.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Time doing this.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Maybe you'll get a little venue like the Classic, or
you know, just something, just.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Something small like the Loft. No.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
No, we have booked a four hundred seat theater for
the roast of Brion Clint. It's the four hundred seats.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Que Theater, the Big Hoore. We went there the other day.
A lot of seats, very big theater, a lot of seats.
Some of the comedians we've locked in already. Very excited.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, and I'm really interested to see how hard they
go roasting us, because the stage is theirs. Once they
get up, we will be there. We will be on stage,
and we will we won't ever make a phone. We
don't ever want to reply. You guys have seen this
on TV. You've seen the roast of Justin Bieber, You've
seen the roast of Tom Brady was a big one
on Nick Flap recently. That's the model. Yes, that's what's happening.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
That's what we've signed up for. So we need to
over the next however many weeks, see how thick our
skin is. We need to just test it out, just
to get you know, game ready. Yeah, Yeah, we're very
excited about it. We've never done anything like this before.
We're excited and scared.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I mean there's a couple of things to be scared about.
It's a huge theater that we have to sell out,
and we're going to be ripped apart by comedians.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What could go wrong?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The tickets, but that's are going to go on sale
this Friday, Yes, from Comedy Festival dot co dot nz
and you'll be able to get your tickets to be there.
Like we said on the eighth of May, we've put
it on a Friday evening so that as many people
can come to this as possible. Yes, and we would
love to be you to be there one for the
show and also for moral support.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I think a bit of both, Yeah, a bit of both.
We're gonna over the next how many weeks drip feed
you the comedians that are in the lineup.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm excited to reveal some of these comedians, which.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Is pretty exciting, and some other bits and pieces that
we've got planned. But it's Yeah, Can I ask.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
People a favor if you can, If you have an
idea of who you think would be a great comedian
to invite to this roast because we still have a
few spots. Can you go and post it on the
Instagram post. Yes, the poster has just gone up on
our page right now. If you jump in the comments
and tell us which comedians or even tag the comedian
that you think would be great to be on this

(09:37):
who would you like to see? Who do you want
to see?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm not nervous laughing at you. Tickets go on sale
on Friday.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
There's the roast of Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
If you have missed it. I recently got engaged and
very exciting time my fiance. Yeah, I still engage, still engage.
Why would you ask that free will?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
What?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Just don who for her? Why? Why did you say
her first?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Mainly for the thing you were about to talk about?
But you know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Happy for you.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Explain the story you were about to tell, and then
tell me I'm a bad guy for asking that question.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, I think the story I'm about to tell his
nice story. Okay, it's a story of loyalty, It's a
story of trust and a story of boundaries. Being pride
or die vibes. You know, I know for a fact,
I'm engaged to my ride or die because over the
weekend we were in the city. We had a nice

(10:47):
little brunch and then we had to go pick up
a birthday present for our little niece because we're going
to her birthday party. And so we were like, oh,
I think there's a warehouse close to where we were,
and we go pick up, you know, a toy from
the warehouse. And so we went down into the city
and you know, we've been out the night before for

(11:09):
our Synthhony walm up party, and so i'd had you know,
I wouldn't say I was hungover, but had I had
a few drinks the night before, a little bit dusty.
And at a certain point when we walked into the warehouse,
I was like, oh, no, I need to go toilet now,
like right now. And I said to her, I was like,
I'll leave you here. I need to go find the toilet.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
And that's kind of do the warehouse have a toilet
tablet consumption?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
This is the thing I don't think so well, this
one didn't. But I wasted about two minutes looking for
one around this warehouse, and when I realized, okay, there's
no toilet in here, it became pretty dire. Because then
I've walked back into the where we were. It's like
kind of like a shopping center. And then I knew
that there was a food court, so I was like,

(11:56):
that's where I need to go because there has to
be a toilet near the food court. I think legally
there has to be a toilet, and then so I
made a mad dash for the toilets for the food court.
But then I couldn't figure out which escalated to go down,
and things was. It was a nightmare. Anyway, Eventually I
made it to the bathroom and got there in time.

(12:17):
It was all good. But it was when after I'd
been to the toilet, I had this thought where I
was like, oh, it would be quite funny if I
pranked my partner and I sent her a text message
and said, hey, I didn't make it to the bathrooms,
can you please buy me a pair of undies and

(12:39):
bring it down to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
The stages set. She already knew that you left in
a mad panic.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Exactly, and that wasn't put on, that was real life panic.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
And she is at the home of emergency undies, the.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Warehouse, So I mean it brought this stuff rights itself.
So I've sent her this text and she has texted
back saying, oh, oh no, yep on it. So I
knew she was going to the underwear section.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
At that point. She didn't ask any questions. She just
just sprung into action. Just literally your hour of need,
she was there.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'm going to be there for her, and I'm going
to just do exactly what she says. Anyway, at this point,
I've made my way back from the bathrooms back to
the warehouse, and so I've like looked up at the
signs and I've realized where the underwear section was, and
I was like, I'm going to go up there and
film her picking out emergency some emergency undies. And here's

(13:37):
what happened. I know you're serious. That's right, or die
right there, right or die behavior. She's a keeper. She
is a keeper, no questions asked. She just went straight
to that underwear section and bought me a black pair

(13:59):
of undies.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I really, as much as I think that is risky,
that's a risky thing to try with your partner, Huh.
I do kind of want to know how my wife
would react.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
I would love to know, because do I believe.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
That she would get me emergency indies in my hour
of needs. Of course she would, absolutely she would. But
would she have made it as seamless and as guilt
free as your partner did.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
I don't think she would. Probably not.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I think she would have let me marinate both metaphorically
and physically made.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
You sweat down to it. Yeah, yeah, one hundred. But
it's a good test of if your partner's a ride
or die or oh yeah, oh yeah, you know, huh,
if they will go to the underwear section and buy
you an emergency pair of bundies.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I thought we could ask this afternoon, what was that
moment for you in your relationship where you were like,
this person is my ride or die?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
The thing that happened, and they were just they were
just there for you.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yep. They just sorted it out, they understood, they got it,
and they took care of it, you know, which is
exactly what you need in those moments.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
It may have entailed a bathroom emergency, might have it
may have not. But if you have an example you
would like to share of your ride or die moment
and your relationship, we'd love to hear about it this afternoon.
Oh eight hundred DALs it in where you can text
your story to us on nine sex names.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Who's got your back?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Why?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
And when?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
How much were the undies she was getting the.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Cheap pean Clint, I really tested my relationship on the
weekend and my fiance passed With flying colors.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Clint pretext her fiance from the toilets, saying she'd had
an emergency and she needed replacement undies and she went
to buy them for you. No questions asked.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Not a question, no question asks.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
She was like, Yep, someone's raised a really good point
on the text machine. They said, Brie, do you think
you may have activated the c wolf scenario, which means.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
That should you have a real.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Toilet emergency in the future, she's going to see the
text where it goes, help, I need replacement undies, and
she's going to go not this time, and she'll just
put the phone back in her bag and she goes
not this time. Not falling for that again.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Well, what is the saying you pooed in your undies,
now you have to wear them? That that is that
is that is the saying. Yep, that's the old saying.
We were to twentieth century.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
That's what they used to say.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Back in the day, back in the eighteen hundreds, back
when the back when they did you you pooed your undies.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You pooed those undies. You wear them, you wear them,
and they did back then. They never have washing machines
or at the warehouse. We want to know what was
the thing that made you realize your partner was a
ride or die. Beth's on the line, Hi Beth, Hi Beth, Hello,
walk us through it. What happened Beth? When did you
figure that out?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Actually, it's my best friend relationship.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Oh okay, yes, that can be a ride and die
relationship as well.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yeah, So she messaged me she'd gone into labor, and
so I.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Went round to her house and kind of cleaned.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Up all the pre birth situations.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Shall we Shall we say, did you really?

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah yeah, so she could, you know, come back with
baby to a nice clean house. God that you are
a true Are you calling through to nominate yourself as
a right or yes she is? I realized, I am, Yes,
it's okay, it's okay.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
Because I'd do anything for her, I guess.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah yeah, And you can do anything now, can't you?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
And she went to clean it up.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
She to be honest.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
She was at my birth and I made her take
videos and photos of everything. You guys, are you guys
are good?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Sam's here? Hi? Sam?

Speaker 7 (17:50):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Sam? Good? Are you the right or die?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Or is your partner the right? Or die on the right?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Or die?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay? What did you do? How do you know that
you're the right?

Speaker 8 (17:59):
Or those thoughts before my wife and I got married,
But we were on the night I had a few
too many juices and she felt like she was dying,
but she was. She'd have been too scared to do
a techie, so I ended up putting my fingers down
in her throat to give her a techie.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
For those for those unfamiliar with the street lingo, Sam,
a techie is a technical vomit, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
To keep yourself going? I believe its formal name is
a tech yak yak? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, right? And you were willing to do that for her,
were you?

Speaker 7 (18:35):
So?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeahs been must have been a moment on you. I
was going to marry her, so who knows?

Speaker 1 (18:41):
You should have proposed. You should have proposed in that moment.
You should have gone, will you marry me?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
That's so romantic? Sam, can I ask how long into
the relationship was it when this all happened.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Good question, h that.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
Was literally a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah. You're in the safe zone.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, you're in the you didn't what's the zone where
you can get the yick you reckon? Six months? Sam?

Speaker 8 (19:05):
Yeah, probably months, six months?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, yeah, because when the shine comes off. Yeah, once
the shine starts to come off a bit, then you
can do these things. You can make each.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Other if you make it past a certain time frame
tech yik, Yeah, the ick is off the table.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
My partner delivered our first We asked you, how did
you know your partner was a right or die? Someone said,
my partner delivered our first born on the side of
the road on the way that the maternity suite. Hugged
our newborn, then hugged me, and I realized that that
man had our back through anything.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Goosey, It's so cool. That was awesome.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
You're also giving him a lot of the credit. You
birthed the baby on the side of the road, and
he was probably looking at you too, going she just
she's incredibly We just had our child on the side
of the road. Yeah, she's my ride or die.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
That would definitely bring you closer together that moment, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Yeah, thanks, guys, there's a good chat. Ella has a
story that she wants to share about, in her words,
carking it on the weekend. She goes, guys, it's funny. Okay, okay,
have you fallen over again? Maybe we'll hear about that
after the break. Also, our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy's got
the goss from the OSS podcast producer Ala has not

(20:23):
been very well recently. She was down a couple of
days last week sick, and then she said to us
that she carcked it over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, whoopsie Daisy.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
What happened? Ella?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Guys, as you know, I am a bit of a fainter.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Well, I didn't really know that. I've never seen you faint.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
No, I've never done it at work touch wood.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, I picked you for a fainter thought vibe.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
She does have faint vibe.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
My wife is a fainter. You give fainting energy.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, and that's the three things I've noticed in my life.
When I do faint, you have to have food, sleep,
and water. And if one of those things are missing.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Fainting time, baby, what do you think what do you
think are the characteristics of a fainter? Low iron? No,
like you know when you say, oh, she's got the
energy of a fainter. Okay, is it? Is it just vibe?
Is it like physical appearance? Like what like is the beacon?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I don't mean it in a terribly disparaging way. It's
just a fainter to me. But you're not a fainter,
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
So.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You are robust, you know, are you calling me weep?
You're You're strong as houses, you know.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, Okay, I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think, Ella, Yeah, she's more of a delicate flower
take it. That's how I would describe, like a strong
gust of wind would just knock it down.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Damsel in distress, you.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Know, hoighly capable.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah. But at the same time, apart from a bit flimsy.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Well, this won't help my case. So what happened was
I was like, it's time to get my nails done again.
So I went to my first like a new mail
lady place, and I.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Was like, oh, you had that nail disaster last time.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
What happened last time?

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, wasn't that the place that you got ripped off.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Hmmm, maybe yeah, something happened at the last I'm justranged.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
You go on to a nail.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Place, gone to a nail place, and my goodness, just
sitting there again the three things weren't there, food, sleep, water,
So I'm like feeling quite hot and then I'm like,
oh no, I can't see.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Wait did you just faint at a nail appointment?

Speaker 8 (22:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
I had to stand up and go I'm sorry, I
can't see and lie down. But the reason why I'm
telling the story is what happens after my husband, Ryan, bless.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Him, usually does anything I asked for of him.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
He goes, I can't pick you up, babe, I've just
had a big, big run. I cannot run to you.
It was a seven minute drive, so I was like,
can you run to me please? He doesn't pick me up,
and I'm I'm not capable to drive, and so guess
what happens.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
The nails lady boyfriend drives me home in my car
and the nail lady who I just met, follows behind us.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
So she can bring her son home.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
My description of damsel in distress, I think was spot
on the money. I would I would I would rather
I would rather die than ask this person. I'd never
meant if her boyfriend can put me in his car
to drive in her own car?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
In your boyfriend drove Ella's car and the nail lady
followed in the other What you just give an uber?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I thought that too, but she offered, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
The weirdest walk home, We've literally just stopped.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
We've literally just finished talking about ride or dies. I
know your husband wouldn't travel seven minutes to pick you
up from the nail appointment, and just said get the
lady's son to drive you home.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
They have one car, so he would have to run there.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And I said, run please, it's seven minutes drive.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Clips think about it, he's just been on a big run.
They're both vegans, so then he want to faint it
fainting potential, and then the boyfriend of the nail salon
lady would have had to drive both of them.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Honestly, the drive by the way was so quiet.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I tried to.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Make small to I said, oh, so you've moved to Auckland.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
How's that been.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Also, we were mapsing to go back to my place.
I don't know why I was mapsing I know where
I live. My goodness, gracious, you.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Need some iron tablets. Please, for the love of God,
I will buy them for you here. Please, I will.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Just buy a kilo of mints.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
No tofu. We'll get us amne tablets. We'll get those
into it. Hopefully it'll be less fainting. I don't have
more disappointed than this damseling. For God's sakes, next minute
you'll start. So I was up in the tower Harry

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Style the z M Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Let's get to La for the goss on the Oscars The.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Tea Live from La with de McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Sean, it's Hollywood's biggest day. What's going on over there?

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Oh my goodness, it is wild here in Hollywood today.
It's been an incredible Oscars. They're just about to announce
the Best Picture and it is I'm so happy. Let
me talk about some of the winners already.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Michael B.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
Jordan won Best Actor, which I'm so excited about. Jesse
Buckley won Best Actress for Hamlet, which is obviously so
well deserved.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
The k Pop I always got blank of the name
the Demon.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Yes, and they also won Best Original Song as well.
A bit of an awkward moment when they were doing
their acceptance speech and the music people and the lighting
people just cut them off. It's a bit awkward. In
the headline Tomorrow, The Tomorrow, Timothy Charlomage sitting there next
to Kylie Jenner was impressed when he didn't win. But
you know what, that's pretty fair normal And literally as

(26:05):
we speak, holda on second, let's see if it's actually
the announced. Shit, they had just about the announce So
one one battle after another has one best Picture.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Not surprised right now, So there you go.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Leonardo Dicaprero was up for Best Actor for that one,
but Michael B. Jordan got up for Sinners. That was
the one that Chemalat was up for as well, And
there was all this controversy around it, right Dean, because
he's been targeting he wants this Oscar so bad. He's
outwardly said he wants the best actor Oscar, and then
he was disparaging towards the arts and the lead up
to the Oscars, and people said that ruined his chance.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah, he's yeah. You know, it's a whole there's
a whole campaign that goes into winning the It is
a whole strategy that takes about a year. So just
like you said, when they when they go rogue or
they off put people, it can definitely work against them. So, yes,
that is what can happen.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
He'd be pretty guarned because he said he trained for
ten years for this movie, for the Marti Supreme movie,
ten years of his life.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't, that's what he said.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
I haven't seen. Yeah, I haven't seen the film, but
should have Pingpong movie when it's over.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I've seen the film. Is it good? That's all right?
It doesn't kind of go anywhere or really have an ending. Yeah,
which I you know, it's a long movie to crazy.
Security around the Oscars this year as well, isn't it, Dean?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
All wild?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Security?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Helicopters everywhere today. I was trying to do radio crosses
and you couldn't hear a thing because it was a
helicopter's stoppering everywhere. Yeah, security every In fact, I am
dressed right as we speak, in a full tux. I'm
going to the Elton John after party.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Yes, Dean, what you have to do is so wild.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
We have to go to this like not secret location,
but it is kind of a sicker location and they
have to give us this pass for our cars and
it has to go in the window, and then you
have to swap cars into one of their like you
know the slades like yeah, boards us, and then they
take you through like a security things like you can't
just go in your own car. It's the whole God.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm surprised. I'm surprised they keep inviting you back to
these things, Dean, with the amount of insider goss that
you tell us things.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
It's more own Australia to talk about what happened. You're
not allowed to talk about what happened in there. So
maybe our last cross ever wow wow.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Then they can bean Dean from Elton John's after Patty.
It doesn't matter. Dean's got access to the back door.
He can just get them.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Damn you'll get And also, Dean, all the best and
good luck with Elton John hopefully adopting you tonight. Thank you.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
I will be hitting on his husband David very hard.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
That's the team with our men and the no Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
It's z it MS.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Brilling Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Indeed, it's Unofficial National Answer on quise.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
To find the Unofficial National anthem of New Zealand, and
our plan is to play it on stage at Synthhony
Festival this weekend in front of thirty five thousand people.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yes, to celebrate and we expect everyone to put their
hand over their heart and sing it with us.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
We started out with thirty two songs, which was hard
enough to get the list down to thirty two. Over
the weekend, those songs have been going head to head
on our Instagram story and you've been able to vote
on all of them, and we have removed half of
those songs already just.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Gone like that, no coming to later.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, some of them I thought, well obvious. Some of
them I was like, yeah, those are both great songs,
but there's no way that song is beating that song.
And some of them but more controversial. And look, I understand.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I know there was one battle you were particularly upset
about it.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I understand. I'm not refuting the democratic process. I'm I'm
not Donald trumping it and saying throw out the election results.
But I would like justice for Dan Rumble. Dane Rumble
got smoked by.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Didn't even get a book in really. Yeah, So it
was pretty.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Because I was I was looking forward to getting I
was actually about to message Dane and get him on
the show this week, and thank goodness, thank goodness, I did.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Juices. Did you hear the name drop from Clint there? Instagram?
We're Instagram friends, so guys, I was gonna message Jane
and ask him to come on the show, but I
can't now.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
We're boys, so you know I'm not gonna do it now,
am I. It's just embarrassing. I have to tell me
lost at anyway, Justice for Dane, Rumble Cruel.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I also have to say justice for one of my
favorite New Zealand songs. Ever, I'm going to say that
as a statement in color, shape Shifter, taken down by
Fat Drop, which I also love. Yeah, I love that too,

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but not as much as this.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I told you we should have gone with Electric Dream.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
No, it's this one. This is the one. This is
a great song.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Justice for shape Shifter, Justice Brittish Drop, Justice for shape Shifter. Laudia,
what were your feelings about the voting that went down
over the weekends.

Speaker 6 (31:28):
There's one song that I love that just never stood
a chance in the competition, just the way that things
were matched up. But like it's an anthem in itself,
so it doesn't need this title. But Ben Lummis is
they can't take that away.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Helped We did take it away.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
He may have won New Zealand idol, he cannot win
the title of the unofficial national To be honest, he
was on a high to nothing against Dave Dobbin's loyal.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Yeah, not his fault because it is randomly selected that
he was put up against one of the biggest juggernauts
in the competition.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Oh, that'd be malicious if we did that on purpose.
Did you see the numbers on it?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Yes? What was it?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Ninety three seven? Yeah, ninety three percent of the vote.
We're looking thousands of votes here, thousands and thousands of votes,
and Dave Dobbin got ninety three percent. Ben Lummis got seven.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Still a winner in my heart. Someone message Dave Doben.
He's gonna love these results, isn't he?

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Alla, how are you feeling about the results?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I know there was one song you were particularly keen
on to be our unofficial national anthem.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, absolutely, gut mate, sitting over here hoping even more
running would take the win and it doesn't even get
through the first round.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Justice for evermore? How good?

Speaker 1 (32:52):
What was it up against again, was up against six sixty.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Don't forget your roots, I mean, David Versa.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Really this was also an absolute humping even more lost well, no,
I should frame it positively. Even more managed to secure
twenty percent of the vote.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Hey, I even made a fake Instagram account.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Better than nineteen did you yes?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Better than Ben Lummas nothing, nothing, and this has done
as bad as you are. Justice for Ben Lummas.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Just's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
You know, it's not in this competition, Michael Murphy. So God,
some of those.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Battles the second round that went up on Sunday. God,
there was some close battles because it just finished about
fifteen minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, the Brook Fraser battle was particularly tight. Re memory,
real tight. Brook Fraser is something in the water. What
was it up again, stan Stan Walkers alt at all?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Anyway, it's closed. Thank you for voting. We're going to
get a fresh round of voting up in the next
twenty minutes. It's the round of sixteen tomorrow into the quarterfinals.
We've got sixteen songs left, so eight battles today. There'll
only be eight songs left in this competition tomorrow. So
if you don't vote. You two will be saying, oh
justice for something or rather, yeah, there are some mega

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battles going up today.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah you shouldn't you wait to see who Tina from
Turners is up against.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Tina from Turner's. She's safe. Yeah, she's safe. We didn't
say justice for Tina through because she's through to the
next it's Tina six sixty and Dave Dobbyins three horse race.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Basically, Yeah, as zad M's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
We want to know when your sports team got absolutely downtroud,
they got spanked. It's happened to the Tall Ferns against
the USA, and it's okay, all right, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I wonder how many points Caitlyn Clark scored in they
single handedly? Yeah, Like did she score like seventy points
or so?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
It would have been like in the early days, teams
saw Joon Olomo and they're like, no, no, you can't
play him against us.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
It's not fair. That's not fair. Yeah, that's not fair.
It'd be like when you're at school and the kid
who's like three years older wasn't allowed to play, you know,
because it was just too unfair. Yeah, or they held
him back in year.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Thirteen, the kid got h back so he could stay
on the first fifteen for a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
You're like, he's not allowed to play, he's got a
full bed.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
We want to know about those stories. Hi Andrew, Hi.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Andrew, Hello brit here, you.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Were well livel with us.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Andrew. What was the sport and how badly did you
get smoked?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Well? Firsly on my first time caller too.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Oh whoa, we got another one. We got him finally.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Good to have you on the show. Andrew, tell us
about your sporting failure.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I played senior reserve rugby.

Speaker 8 (35:51):
Okay, I'm better.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
In the late eighties, yeah, every team played a team
called boy Kaka Yeah, and by about the seventieth minute
where one of we asked ref if we could call
the game off. It was it was one hundred one
hundred no at that stage, whereas we turned up to
the game and we're plays short. Oh, so they loaned

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just one of their players or poor guy got targeted
by hose players the whole time underknown to us at
the time. Their team consisted of the forward pet was
mostly it's Eastern Selfland players. Back line was ex Eastern Selfland.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Players around they absolutely killed them. Mercy on you and
call off the game. Thank goodness, you take your punishment.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yeah, you called it. You know we had a good
trip home though.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
I can tell you that, yeah you did.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I'd like to believe that the player that they loaned
you sabotage your team and that's why it was such
a hi.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Andrew, Yeah, blame him.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Oh you know he actually loved going off injured towards game.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh it sounds like he was actually hurt. Sound like
his team belt at him. Thanks Andrew. Great call. Someone
said for rugby.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
When I was at school, we drove three hours to
lose ninety six seven.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Why bother? You know?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I love this text. When I was an unfit twenty
year old, some friends of mine who were equally unfit,
decided to enter a team in the summer soccer league,
and howard, how fun. We lost every match by six
or seven goals. But during one particular game we ended
up against a rip side in the off season. By
the time they hit twenty nil, we were cheering for

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them to see how high they could get the score.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
On no. Someone said, high school girls rugby, we won
one hundred to zero. We had to stop scoring three
quarters of the way through the game, so it stopped
at one hundred. Oh, I just call the game off
if you're not allowed to score. Yeah, just stop because
what are you gonna do. You're gonna run to the
tryline and then you know, in softball, because obviously I

(38:17):
grew up playing a lot of softball, you know, there
is a thing called the mercy rule, is there? Yeah,
so I think it's after a certain amount of innings. Yeah,
you can request it. No, No, it just happens. It
automatically happens. Oh, okay, I believe the mercy rule is
it's after a certain amount of innings. So let's say
it's after like four innings or or I think it

(38:39):
changes as depending on how many innings you played, Like
if you score more than seven runs ahead, then the
game's off.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Someone said, you know you're losing badly when the other
team starts mucking around and they still smash.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, that's not a good sign. A someone said, I
play junior varsity soccer when I should have been on
the senior team. We lost every single game. My younger
sister played for varsity and they were undefeated. That would
hurt so much.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I've been with my partner for three years. His brother
plays for a local footy team. I'm yet to hear
of them winning a single game. Imagine not the shade
from the sister in law.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Someone said I would have put money on Clint playing
soccer or hockey. Did he mis speak when he said
first fifteen? Excuse me? It was a low bar at
my school. Okay, our first fifteen played against the boys
higher third fifteen. That's sort of.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Weird, right, that was the level.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
We weren't a rugby school, you know. Yeah, we were
more theatrical, We were strong, and we were undefeated in
the drama competition.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah. You guys really outperformed the other schools in Fiddler
on the Roof ap Actually, yeah, yeah, you were in
that week.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I was in that yep.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, oh there we go. Someone texts to and they
said the sophomare Mercy rule. So you have to be
fifteen runs ahead after three innings, okay, ten runs ahead
after four innings, and seven run runs ahead after five innings.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Yeah right, so there's no coming back from that.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So they're pretty much saying, guys, you're never gonna you're
never gonna come.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Back a mercy kill must be the ultimate way to
beat a team.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
A mercy kill.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, so if you're on the winning team, yeah, you'd
call that a mercy kill. That's got to be the
way to work.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
You'd be like, we we dominated you so much. The
rules said you were never going to come back from this.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
All right, Well, thanks for sharing. Everybody happens to the
best of.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Us plays Brien Clann Brian Clinn small town be deal.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Yes, it's our quest to find out who is the
bigger deal from their small town.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, exactly right, so far me because one dentist and
Roderua knew who I was, or at least claimed to.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
I just wanted to ask if you've ever heard of
the person Clint Roberts. Yes, where have you heard of him?
I don't know. On the radio, I would.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Say that counts decount.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
We got to give it to you. She didn't seem
all that happy about it, though, you know, she was like,
get off my phone.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Last week we called the main attraction in Stanthorpe, Australia.
Where you come from, it's a giant apple on a stick,
and they had no idea who you were. Do you
know a local girl from Stanthorpe, there by the name
of Brianna Thomas L.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Thomas L.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Brianna Thomas L. Yeah, her dad grows apples in Stanthorpe.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
Oh, I can't say I know her personally.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
So there's one. Now.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
God, well, it's your turn again this week. Let's see
if you can go too up on me. We're going
to call someone from your small town in Rhodora, and
I have picked the lovely tourist attraction. I've done it,
You've done it. The Redwoods tree walk.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Oh, okay, yes, yes, treetops. Yeah, I know the one.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It's a great time. Let's see if they've heard of
big deal Clinton Roberts.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I don't have high hopes does my gut feeling though?

Speaker 7 (42:20):
Good afternoon tree walk Graham speaking?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Hi Graham, Hey, can you do me a favor? Graham.
I've just got a simple question and I just want
to yes or no answer from you. Have you have
you ever heard of the person Clint Roberts Clent Roberts, Yeah, no,
perfect Gray.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
You beat a legend, Graham, the guy from the radio
with Brion Clinton. You know Clinton Clinton from John Paul College.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Don't listen to him, Graham.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
You know me don't you Graham lent Yeah, we used
to go love about together A Graham, don't.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Blow smoke Graham. We got the answer we needed, mate.
Thank you boy.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
See, I know you've done there. What you've stopped you
You've you've limited the information.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Well, I just feel like maybe you had an advantage
last time we did it.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
I gave them the radio crap when we called the
Apple Place.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Wait, we're not even on air in Australia, not even
on the air.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
We won't be on here and Runway no points.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Still one.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
And Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
We just announced the roast of Bri and Clint taking
part in the International Comedy Festival this year May eighth,
Q Theater and Auckland. Brie and I will be roasted
to a crisp by some of New Zealand's best comedians.
There are people asking now if they can roast us too,
people who listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Which I mean it's not a bad idea. We could
go on a quest to find one listener roaster.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Someone said, damn it, can this please be open to
members of the public. I really want to address Bree
shitting in the ocean in front of a live audience.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Nothing is off limbs, So that's so coming up. Nothing
is off limits, So yeah, that's probably going to come up.
Leave that with us.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
All the details they've just gone live on our Instagram
page at Brion Clinton. You can comment and tag the
comedian you think shouldn't be a part of this roast.
Will start revealing the comedians that we have lined up
later on this week.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
And tickets go on sale on Friday.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Tickets go on sale Friday, and we're just looking at
they will be cheapest chips those two.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Yeah, tickets go on sale very soon. I came across
this interesting study that I thought we should discuss, and
a lot of people listening might be interested in this
because I feel like, in long term relationships, it's quite
interesting to think about how you kind of match up
to other people in long term relationships.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Oh you want to know if you're normal?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yeah, like is your relationship normal compared to you know,
everyone else? And so the study is quite interesting because
they followed a bud bunch of different couples throughout their
long term relationships, right, and they asked them a bunch
of different questions and I've got the results. So if
you want to see how your relationship matches up to

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the average couple. Then listen in. So the first thing
is I'm going to ask and produce, Ella, do you
want to take part in this? Okay, you're in a
long term relationship? What about me? Guys? Are you in
a relationship one day?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Claud you've been dating someone for a couple of months. Yeah,
you are the definition of honeymoon period, So.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
This doesn't count. You've got a smoke screen, you got
rose colored glasses on right now. The first thing I
was going to ask is how how many minutes slash
hours do you think you, guys have of meaningful conversation
with your partner per day? It can be minutes.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Okay, we are we discussing things that the children need?

Speaker 2 (46:03):
No that no, I guess that doesn't count. Is it
meaningful to you? Or is it like? Is it admin?
Is it admin? Might be? Yeah, Admin's not meaningful?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Two or three? Okay, two or three?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Well, Ella, I was going to say before bedtime, but
I fall asleep pretty quickly. It's like twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
But if I could time, I was.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Two or three minutes. By the way, Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah, it was two or three minutes. I don't really
know changes from day to day, but according to this study,
the average couple has two to four minutes of meaningful
conversation per day. I'm average average, Okay, good, Okay, I.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Was so bullshitting about it. Twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
No, I'm serious.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
If I could.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
And when I am on my period all the time,
I need Brian stray up for a D and M
on Sunday night. We do.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I like talking about a few ures first year of marriage, Okay, Colt.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
The next thing. Sixty seven percent of couples report a
drop in relationship satisfaction in their first three years.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
So as in like, no, oh okay, just just how
just how satisfied they are in the relationship. I'm very satisfied,
which I think is that that makes sense to me
because you do go through these real like big like
highs and lust and honeymoon period like we were talking
about before.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh, that's different. This is overall relationship satisfaction.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Oh and you probably, I mean if you're if you're
in that category, you probably shouldn't be with that person. Yeah, yeah,
I don't relate to that one. Probably, Okay, the average
couple have they said the average couple indoor gardens one
to two times per week. Okay, which not? I mean,

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you guys don't have to.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I'm not revealing my stats to you.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, you don't have any stats to I'm probably. I
think that's a bit high depending on the week. But
that's that's me, like two times a week. Who's got
time for that.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm not revealing my stats. But that's high.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
So we're like on the same page. The last one
was what do you guys think is the average amount
of years that the average couple waits before before they
seek therapy when something is wrong? Does the average couple
get therapy according to this study? Well, according to this

(48:42):
this is something that they get therapy in your relationship. No,
are you getting a relationship therapy? Oh yeah, see gen
zetters their bloody you know.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
For I'm not I'm not, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
I'm not judging it at all.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
I'm just saying I don't think the average couple does, but.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I think it should become actually more mainstream.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Actually no, I'm going to comment, yes, and I think
it's healthy to do. I agree with you, I agree
afford it if it's free.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
And maybe that's why she didn't think the one to
two times a week thing was high.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
You know, maybe that's a bike exactly, and maybe it's
because they're putting them work in at therapy. Apparently it's
six years. Clint goes home, thought about therapy. I've found
this person and I'm willing to pay for it. I've

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got a good person. Clincher on good stuff anyway. All right, Well,
hopefully do you want to be average?

Speaker 1 (49:46):
I want to think you want to be average.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I think, yeah, you're in the general ballpark. I think
that's fine, that's healthy.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I think ultimately what it comes down to is as
long as you're happy, you don't have to be the
same as now. Of course not just so long as
you guys are happy. It is just launched. The roast
of Brion Clinton's going down on the eighth of May
the Q Theater as part of the New Zealand International
Comedy Festival. There's details on our Instagram, there's details on
the zitim website and those tickets for that will go

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on sale this Friday.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
To be there, Yes, you heard correct, A roast like
the Comedy Central roast, like the one where they did
on Justin Bieber that David Hasselhoff did one. David hasselof
got Roaster, Brady got Roasters. Essentially, we're going to be
ripped to shreds in joke form by comedians voluntarily. Yeah. Yeah,
and we put it. We put our hand up for it. Birthday,

(50:38):
so come along. Yes, we'd love to have you there.
Tickets on sale Friday, like Clint said, But first let's
get to your birthday bank. It's number one songs when
you turn sixteen. Kate's going first.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Good afternoon, Kate, Afternoon Kate.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Hi, how's your day? Band? Kate?

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Pretty good things.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
That's good to hear. Hey, what is your day to birth?

Speaker 8 (50:58):
Sixteenth of June nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
All right, that means you were sixteen in the year
two thousand and five, and we've done our calculations. Kate,
here's your birthday bag.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Banger from the Black Eyed Peas Don't funk with My Heart?
What do you reckon cakes?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
No, that's a pretty good one.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Yeah. I mean it was all Black Eyed Peas in
two thousand and five, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
That was their big year of comeback, wasn't it. That's
when they got Fergie.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
It was enormous.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Okay, it's a good one that's got a tash for birthday?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Banghi Tash Hitash, Hey going to Dylan. Good Tash. How
was your weekend?

Speaker 9 (51:37):
Oh it was fantastic, thank you, but Monday rolled around unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yes, I hear you, Tash, I hear you. Hey, what
is your birthday? It's twenty first of October nineteen seventy seven. Right,
that means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety three, and
in ninety three this was at the top the Meat

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and the Loaf R. What do you reckon? Tash?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (52:10):
I think I might be voting for the black red.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I always wondered what the thing was that he wouldn't do.
I don't know, and now we can't even ask him.
Let's go to Karma for a birthday banker. Hi Karma,
Hi Karma.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Hi. How was your weekend? Karma? What did you get
up to?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Not a lot?

Speaker 9 (52:33):
But I'm a nearly childhood teacher today would.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Fall on straight back into a karma.

Speaker 9 (52:39):
Yes, in working yep?

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Yeah? Are you super resistant to bugs and illnesses? Or
are you always sick? I always wonder that.

Speaker 9 (52:47):
Child would now cold at the moment. Yeah, go to
the children because I live and I work with the unders.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
So yeah, what does the ants mean?

Speaker 9 (52:56):
How old undertoes?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Geez?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Really you need to be going to work in one
of those yellow hez Mat suits.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
Karma, Yeah, pretty much at Tan Sanitizer all day long.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yeah, I bet Hey, Karma, what is your birthday?

Speaker 9 (53:10):
Eighteenth for the trout, nineteen eighty one?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Right, that means you was sixteen in nineteen ninety seven
and back on your sixteenth birthday, this was number one.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Oh my god, I love them. That's good karma, isn't it.
I love them.

Speaker 9 (53:29):
They were my on my wall. And when I was
at eighteen, I.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Just saw them in Las Vegas over the Christmas break
at the sphere.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
They were unbelieved karma so cold.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I still got it. Okay, wait there, we've got to
decide between Backstreet boys, Meat Loaf and Black Eyed Peas
and Backstreet boys.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I think I don't believe what they say now what
she wasn't a bit at all?

Speaker 1 (53:58):
You're not sick of that one?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (54:02):
I get it all the time. I also get time
will come back and bite.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
You on the ass, and do you and do you?

Speaker 6 (54:09):
I do?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Of me?

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Well? Let me know because I'll have my cheek ready.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Well, I'm not risking it, especially with the bugs she's got.
I'm voting Karma.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Yeah, I'm the same, Karma. I'm with you. We're on
your side.

Speaker 9 (54:22):
Okay, Karma, let's call because I'm also our first time caller.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
We'll get you in.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Here.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
It is from the year nineteen ninety seven, Karma's birthday
banger as long as You Love Me on.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Zidim zs Branklin.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Banger from nineteen ninety seven. That's Karma's birthday bang. Are
you still with us? Karma?

Speaker 9 (54:54):
Of course I am.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
What s you were because we've we've got a bit
of a teas and c's we need to get through
with you.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Well, you need to let's go through the motions. You
said that you were.

Speaker 9 (55:09):
A first time corner, long longtime corner.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
Let's go cover. Thanks Camel, We appreciate you, We love you.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
Thank you, love you so back, love you bye.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I knew she was a good bit.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Al podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
We're searching for the unofficial national anthem of this country.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
And it's unofficial national anthem.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
We started out with thirty two songs. Thirty two great songs,
all Kiwi songs which could potentially be our unofficial national anthem.
Half of those songs are gone already, Bree just like.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
That knocked out in the first couple of rounds.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
The round of sixteen has gone live on our Instagram
story right now, and you can vote on it. What
I want to know is from your gut, which one
you're choosing. Okay, don't think about the results as they stand.
I just want to know, if you are voting right now,
what are you voting for?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Are you asking me?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I'm asking you and I'll vote.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
To oh in these battles, these.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
New ones, Yeah, yeah, yeah. So these are the battles
that have just gone up. These are the sixteen songs.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
That are left.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Our unofficial national anthem is in this group of songs?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yes? Is it out of these two? Is it poorer.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
For the Exponents? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I agree. I'm just going yeah same. I love votes.
I love vote forty is not happy because the Exponents
was her suggestion. And it's a great choice. Hard battle
though it's a hard battle.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Are you picking POI the Exponents over Poyer?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
It's not a vote against Poyer. Just love the exprece.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Just out of these two out of these two? Are
you voting for bless which again very hard that all
the website of the gamest bliss.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Or she had.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Bless bearing in mind, Without this she had, so wo
would have no idea what to do with our clocks
at daylight saving. So still voting blessed, Still voting blessed
love she had, Still voting bless Okay, what about this
one here, this is the third battle that's just gone live.
Are you are you voting for Fat Freddy's Drop as

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our unofficial national anthem or scribe stand up.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Inscribed stand up? And I feel like Fat Freddy's Drop
is a massive sound in New Zealand, as you feel
like I'm in New Zealand when I hear it, But
I mean, I can't score, I can't go.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Past Subscribe is like a rally call. It's like I'm
ready to go into battle when I hear.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
That, and everyone yields it in the room when it happens,
you know, as soon.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
As scribe comes on it, the play that song on
the ship as we go off to World War three?
I mean this, yeah, that mean if you mean it? Okay,
a few more battles? What about six sixteen?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Don't think or crowded house. Don't forget your roots.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I think I'm going crowded house?

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Are you and someone's got so much history? Yeah? I
just feel like six sixty for me is quintessentially Kiwi,
where it's like crowded house. And I grew up in
Aussie obviously. Oh god, she's going to say it, but
they're half and half.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It's fair. It's a fair statement again this one. This
is a truly hard battle. Are we voting for our
mate Kings? Don't worry about it as the unofficial national anthem?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Or are we.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Voting for that song from that ad for a car dealership?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Sell us your Honda, Ronda, sell us your Ford.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Lord?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Do I really want to get King's take on it? Mahinda, Like,
who's King's voting for? Is he voting for himself or
is he voting for Tina from Turner's.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'm obviously voting for Kings. I'm not voting for a
fictional lady from a caryard. No, I'm voting for Kings.
It's got to be kings. Are you voting for royals
or loyals?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I'm gonna get hateless. I'm voting for Lord and I'll
tell you why I hate for that, But why well,
I think that song royals. Yes, it's been overplayed, it's
been done like a dinner. I think she's got way
better songs than I love more, but that song might

(01:00:25):
be one of the most successful songs ever to come
out of this country. And so Dave Dobbyin, that's not
his front runner and he's got he's got two in
the competition, plus Bliss plus Bliss. So it's swayed me
to have some difference, you know, And that's why I
was like, I think I got to go royal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
The elder millennials and older amongst us will also remember
when that loyal song was used on a losing America's
Cup campaign and it's never it's never truly been the
same person then, so, and Slice of Heaven is still coming. Yeah,
so so let's look at that Slice of Heaven quintessential

(01:01:05):
Dobbo slice of Heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
And there's one battle left, which is currently live stands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Or Sir Savage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Stop and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
No offense to Savage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
But if we if we're talking anthem unofficial anthem, I
have to vote for the stand song.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
I'm going savage all day.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
It's the unofficial Warriors anthem.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
When I hear that, yeah, I just like feel New
Zealand running through the notes. You know, you've said it
at the Wars game. You've seen it that You're Old Week,
You've seen it everywhere around the country. And I do
love that song from Stan, but I just love this song.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
So the process is not meant to be easy. It
is controversial, and that's why we need you to vote.
If you go to Atbri and Clint on Instagram right
now in our Instagram story, those eight battles are currently live.
Eight of those songs will be gone tomorrow yep, and
then we'll be down to eight. There'll only be four
battles tomorrow. By Friday, will know where the unofficial anthem
is of New Zealand. And then on Saturday you and

(01:02:24):
I are going to play it to thirty five thousand
people at Symphony.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
How fun. So please vote.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
We would love it to be as definitive a result
as we can possibly get.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
The z M podcast network.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Does having a dog make you live longer? Well, there's
some data out and research suggests that having a pooch,
the dog, not the little thing on the front part
of your tummy can possibly make you live longer than
people without dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Depends what type, depends what breed I reckon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Depends on a lot of things. So it's a pretty
big study that they've done on millions of people, and
they found dog ownership is linked with a lower overall
mortality risk and a lower risk of cardiovascular disease.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah. Well, you walk your dog every day, exactly right,
it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Research also found single people who owned dogs had a
thirty three percent lower risk of death compared to those
living alone without a dog protection, protection and companionship because
such good company.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, like dogs are the best company for single people.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Dog owners also showed about an eleven percent lower risk
of heart attacks or heart related diseases. Again, walking exercise,
yeah right, yeah, and probably like oxytocin, like like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Just probably just feeling unconditional love and de stress.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I mean, except when the dog costs you a lot
of money at.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
The vet or throws up on the carpet. Well, won't
stop barking or choose your favorite shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
But most of the time they shouldn't go, lowering the stress, right,
So yeah, they've sided that exercise the side of the
reducing loneliness thing. But they also said there's possible biological
effects as to why a dog will help you live longer.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Okay, because dogs are dirty, right, they are dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
They said exposure to microbes from dogs may influence the
human gut micro biome, potentially improving your immune health. What
kind of like get you get like constantly exposed to
grubby stuff from the dog, so your body builds up immunity.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Like when my dog accidentally, like when I don't want
her to lick my face, but you know sometimes they
get yah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Exactly right, You're like, oh yeah, or you've been petting
them and then you forget to wash your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Or you eat all of their hair during the night
because it's floating around the room.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Exactly right. You said, what type of breed? Yeah, there
is a breed that was linked or a couple of breed. No,
a type of breed that was linked to the biggest
health benefits for their owners. What do you think they were?
What type of dog?

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Probably a well behaved dog. Yeah, I'd say these are
well behaved dogs. Yep. Oh you know what is a
good vibes dog that's always happy and so happy that
it has a smile is Staffy's. Oh cute, Staffy's is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
So cute, Not Steffie. The type of dog that is
linked to the biggest health benefits are hunting breeds like
Retrievers and terriers.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Oh really, yeah, Oh, because I feel like my terrier
is taking years off my life Whitney Houston, she's a
terror terrier.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Whereas I've got a Golden Retriever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
And does he retrieve a lot of stuff? Absolutely nothing.
He doesn't even bring the ball back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I throw the ball, he runs to the ball, bites
the ball, and then puts the ball down and walks off. Honestly,
he's never retrieved a single thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
I've been asking my dogs to pay rent for years,
but not free loaders.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Anyway, there's just so quick to point out that this
is just a link that people with dogs report these
health benefits, But they said the opposite could be true.
It could be that healthier, more active people are just
more likely to get a dog in the first place.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
So the study is superfluous. Then no, not if you're
trying to convince your partner to get a dog. Oh
that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
And if you are, just don't tell them that last
bit that I said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Just leave that out and you'll be sweet. Yeah, it's
not buying. No, you just leave out the fine with
holding part of the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
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