ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 26th March 2026

• Mumma Di's audition to join The Roast of Bree & Clint. 
• When did an item of furniture let you down? 
• Something of Bree's got given away by her parents... 
• Producer Ella's tips for looking forward to winter. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tapped it, so we're playing its Bri and Clinton's
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Sidims Bri and Clint. Thanks to KFC Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Afternoon everybody, and welcome to another edition of The Brian
Clint Show.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hello, Bri, get a mate.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Breeze and Queenslands.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I've just been on the quad bike, Clint, rounding up
some cows, moving them from paddock to paddock. You know,
just the usual stuff. Oh yeah, how'd you go? You're
pretty good. You're a helmet on your quad bike. Yes,
that's a no, I'm going slow. I'm just going to
the same pace the cows are going. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(00:45):
but no, I still wear a helmet.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yep to the cows.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I reckon they might need to wear a helmet when
you're around on the quad bike.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah. Look, they know what they're doing. Cows are some
of the smartest animals around. I open the gate, I
don't even have to like move them. They just know
to run into the other paddock because there's new grass.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
What is this cow propaganda? Stop trying to sell me
on cows. I'm not interested. Okay, I don't have any
room for a cow of lstitute for one deal.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Come on, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I mate of mine tried to, not tried to, but
offered me he's going to get some home kill done.
And he offered me half a beast today.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Do you have a very large No? No, that was
the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was like, oh, and I bought another made it
and I was like, what if me and this guy
go quarters and I get quarter of a beast and
he goes, yeah, you can, but that's still going to
be seventy kilos of beef for a family.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
They won't constipede, they won't eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It would be me eating my way through seventy kilos
of beef alone.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Let me rephrase, you're going to be so constipated.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Still tempting though.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Today on the show, we have more Alex Warren tickets.
Yesterday we gave that, well we didn't. Someone else gave
the tickets to Layla.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
That was a very.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Cute moment on the show. My mom was listening to that.
She said, she cried, I'm not joking. Were you like
me in that moment? I feel like your mom's with
us on this. Did that like give you hope for
the future a little bit? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So thet's good people out there, isn't there.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Layla is going to Alex Warren. You can go to
Alex Warren too. We'll give away a double pass between
four and five pm today. If you want to say
a little lam, you just got to be the first
person through when you hear an Alex Warren song after
four o'clock today.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Also on the show, Clint, my mum will audition to
be one of the roasters at the Roast of Brian Clint.
She will tell her most ruthless jokes about you and
I today on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm so excited for this. Me too, I'm so excited
for this. I know she's got it in her, but
she can she do it in the moment? Can she
be mean to.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Us somewhere deep down? I know she's got that dog
in her, but she is the nicest, kindest person. But
we're going to force her to be the complete opposite today.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
First things first, let's play Trading versus Lady. The Ladies
had a win yesterday which I believe actually moved them
to twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
The trades are on nineteen.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
If you would like to represent either team, We're looking
for someone to call this fifty bucks cash up for
grabs thanks to KFC.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Play Z Teams, Briankland Tier.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Trading versus Lady, especially if I push this button, this
is the very.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Event Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
That weathers even affecting how we do our jobs. Now
I swear, I swear, I swear. Hey, look, this is
Trady versus Lady. We love to kick you off the
show with it every day and we keep score. The
Ladies on twenty seven, The Trades on nineteen oh Ladies
in christ Church.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
She's thirty and she is back at work after sixteen
months on maternity leave.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Back on the tools. Laura, Hi, Laura, Hi, how are
you feeling about being back at work?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's not an idea. You gotta do what you're gonna do.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
How hard does that first daycare drop off when you
go back to work.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Don't you just feel like the worst parent in the
whole world?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Definitely. Is it your first baby, Laura? No, sekend second.
It doesn't get any easier.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I bet you're taking our trading today. He's calling from Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
He's thirty six and he's a burg fan of rugby.
Welcome to the show, Jayden.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Get a Jaden? Hey, how you going?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Can we get a cheap rugby. Yeah, can we get
a chiefs moner out of you?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Jaden? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Really, you're in Hamilton, you're a big fan of rugby
and you're not chiefs mana.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Oh yeah, you're not called chiefs and manner.

Speaker 7 (04:44):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You just don't want to say it.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Oh no, it's all right, hardcore chick, said.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Jayden.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Maybe a little.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Well, Laura, your buzzer is lady Jaden, your buzzer is
mone And the first of three correct answers gets fifty
bucks cash from KFC.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Good luck, Here we go, guys. Question number one, how
many stars are there on the Chinese flag? Is it five?
Eight or twelve? Reddy Jada Jaden?

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Laura, you can swoop in here five or twelve?

Speaker 8 (05:22):
Five?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
It is five. Well done, You're off to a good start.
One to the ladies. Question number two. Who starred in
the lead role of the movie Liar Liar Prady Jada's Jaden,
Jim Carrey. It was Jim Carey. Well done. Royal Blue

(05:44):
one question apiece Question number three buzzing when you can
tell me who sings this song? M Wendy Laura, Justin, Timbert?
It is Justin Timberlake two to the ladies. One to
the trade question number four. We are currently in the
grips of a fuel crisis. How is oil measured on

(06:06):
the global marketplace? Is it by the leader, by the
bucket or by the barrel? Brady Jada? Is Jaden bye?

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Or take it against barrel?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Barrel's correct?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
It is the barrel which brings us to a tiebreaker
In the fifth, this is for the win. How many
points do you do you receive in a game of
rugby league for a try conversion? Yes, Jaden, for the win?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Try conversions?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Six?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You accepting that, Brae?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I need more information just for the conversion? How many Jaden?

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Just for the conversions?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Are he had too?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
He's got it. I knew what he meant. I knew
what I know.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
But people would have called you out on that, because
you know all good trading. Victory, Well done, Jaden, sweet
tradees needed that one. Make sure did they go up
to twenty Ladies?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Stay on twenty.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Six CD MS Brie and Clinton podcast Hot Fire Church
of England news today they've appointed their first ever female leader.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Damn breaking news.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
It's big news. Sarah mull Ally got appointed today, which
is exciting for the Church of England first time in
fourteen hundred years, being.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
The hit of the Church of England.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I mean, I don't I don't strive to be the
head of any church, but being the head of the
Church of England seems slightly more fun than being like
the head.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Of the Catholic Church. Would you agree?

Speaker 9 (07:46):
Hmm?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, I mean I feel like any of those positions
would not be for me. No. At A lot of rules,
a lot of rules, way too many rules, and I
feel like I'd just be on edge all the time.
You well, why can't I do that?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
And you'll go because here's this book, it's two thousand
years old. It will tell you exactly why you can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, And they'd be like, did you do the at
home reading? And I'd be like, no, oh, I skimmed it.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So we want to know. Are you the only woman
in your workplace? Saski is called through Hi, Saskia.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Hi, saskiay ore you guys, We're good, thank you.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You're the lone woman in your workplace? Saskia.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Ah, yeah, We've got one other woman does different kind
of sights, but yeah.

Speaker 8 (08:31):
I'm the only one on my site.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
What do you do.

Speaker 10 (08:34):
I am a Bolk fuel tanker driver and I drive
a successful featurin.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Are you getting like a week off at the moment
during the fuel crisis.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
No, we've actually been really busy.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
This is a good question, Brie, and we we were
pondering this before, Like you you're delivering the fuel.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
How bad is the situation at the moment? Are we
going to run out?

Speaker 6 (08:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I don't think we're going to run out, to be honest,
I think it's more of a panic by situation, like
with the Yeah. Right, Well, that's that's good to know, Saskia.
Question for you though, do you ever, like, you know,
take a little bit for yourself, just in case scam
a bit off the top?

Speaker 9 (09:12):
No?

Speaker 7 (09:13):
I don't even get a discount O what Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Oh that's rough, Saskia.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, Saskia, that's perfect, Thank you. We asked are
you the only woman at your workplace? Someone said, I
work in the wool industry. I'm the only female representative
on the road in the whole set of the South
Island Wow, which is buzzy because the wool industry is
traditionally very like Both men and women have important roles
in the wool industry.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
But where are you going with this? No, nowhere. I
thought you were sitting yourself up for a joke, and
I was like, go on, what's the joke, Bri. I
don't know, that's why it sounded like it was.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, that's not the way I think. It's obviously the
way you think, but it's not the way.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
My mind works. Pree what.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I'm a mechanic by trade. I've been the only woman
at my work for years. I always found it great,
but found that men are so much more bitchy and
they are the worst gossips.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Really, that's fascinating, fascinating. That's that has blown my mind.
That text very interesting. Someone said, if being a stay
at home mum counts as a workplace, then I'm the
only female in the workplace because my husband only makes
boys and we have seven of them.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Seven boys.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Then boys, you and your husband?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Holy smoke, Okay, seven boys?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
You being a stay at home mum. That does count
as a job. That seven jobs. Someone said, I think
my sister is the only woman at a car workshop.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
You think, well, I mean maybe, yeah, I mean I
wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, because like generally when
you go to like a mechanics and it's mainly men.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Please keep me anonymous. But I'm a builder. I'm the
only female in my workplace. But I don't recommend it
because now I'm married to my foreman. Hah, but no regrets.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I wonder if they met on site. Sounds like it. Yeah,
it does sound like it. Someone said, dairy farmer here,
I'm the only woman and I'm blonde, which doesn't help.
Surely people aren't.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Still making dumb blonde jokes.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Not surely, Surely we have evolved from that.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
I'm the only female cabinet maker at my company that
I work for.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Interesting, but said, in any company that I work for.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, you're going to do your sheep sharing joke before.
Do you want to make a joke about this woman
making kitchens or.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Nah? I think I'll steer clear of it. She's learned
her less than everybody. Yeah. Someone said, I'm the only woman.
I'm the only woman drain layer on the West Coast. Jeez,
that's hard work. That is hard, hard yacker.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, okay, do you want to be the only woman
in the train laying industry?

Speaker 9 (12:00):
Did you?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Did you?

Speaker 11 (12:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I wonder if that person is still listening. Is it
do you like it? Is it good being the only woman?
Or yeah? What what are the what are the pros
and cons to that?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Jim is text in and said, I agree with that
female mechanic about guys being more bitchy and massive gossips.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Really, okay, there you go. Someone said I'm a female
electrician and yes, it sucks because we have to use
the same portaloo as the men said.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm sorry, why didn't Saskia phone up yesterday when you
were talking about made up names?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Saski is not a made name. Sasky has been around,
not like that she has. She hasn't been around, but
you know what the name has around. You're getting yourself
in trouble today, Brie, what well she has been around?
She's a truck driver, but you know, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
The tea Live from LA with Dean McCarney.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Dean, everyone is talking about then anniversary, the twenty year
anniversary of Hannah Montana, But people have been talking about
where her best friend on the show was.

Speaker 12 (13:08):
I know there is like a big question mark about
why was Emily us meant not at the premiere?

Speaker 8 (13:13):
Why is she not a part of this project. I
mean she was the best friend in the show. She
was the BFF in the show. Now I have obviously
there's been many rumors of ever to use it. They
weren't really friends on set. They were friends on set,
and then both of them were spoken out about it. Well,
we now have the answer as to why she was
not president at the premiere, which is everyone was there,

(13:33):
so I was sure she wasn't there. She has gone
on her podcast and actually said the reason that I
wasn't at the premier reunion was because I was on
the set of George and Mandy. I don't we were
shooting a TV show. I've never even heard of Georgia
many sire that.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Is no heard that.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
No, it's it's a TV sitcom.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Okay, yeah, oh, okay, shady. I didn't mean just to
become a shade best but I just think that. Okay.
I first of all, I don't believe her.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I'll tell you why.

Speaker 12 (14:00):
Really is being on set of Georgie and Mandy whoever
that is, I'm and hope I've never heard of it is?
Really you couldn't miss one day that comes to the
premiere of the Pannah Montana anniversary. I call thee.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Surely the producers of George and Mandy want their star
to be on the biggest Disney reunion of the last twenty.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Years as well that they give her the day off. God,
I could not agree with you guys more when I
saw this news and we've got some audio of her
actually talking about why she wasn't there and saying she
was on set, which she's filmed this video where she's
on the set of the TV sitcom Take a listen.
You ever heard of this show?

Speaker 13 (14:37):
It's called Montana.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I've never You've never heard of the show?

Speaker 13 (14:41):
Did you know that tomorrow is the twenty year anniversary
year bat the Georgia and Mandy And that's why I
was not able to be a part of the twenty
arenion because we are here.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Shooting oh show. Thank you to everybody that has stuck
by us here. Is so grateful that you guys. I
still love the show of so.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
To be a part of that, yeah, I don't believe
it for a second.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Here's my two subs right, because I am a huge
Hannah Montana fan, and I know for a fact Emily
Osmond she auditioned to be Hannah on the show. She
originally was in one of the top spots to become Hannah,
and then Miley Cyrus kind of swooped in and got
the role and they reckon. That's where a lot of
the tension was really from between the two girls when

(15:26):
they were shooting the show. But I have to agree,
I reckon. If she really wanted to be there, she
would have. She would have been there.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Emily Osmond won in the end, didn't she Because guess
who's not on? George and Mandy Miley Cyrus so suck
on that.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Ye remember the other day couldn't go to the Oscars
because he had something on.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Sean Pin's a bit different. He was in Ukraine meeting
with Vladimir Zelenski, So.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's that's slightly different.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You don't believe him. Okay, that's the tea.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
You with Dean McCarthy. We're back after this, Branklin.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
We're asking you, when did an item of furniture let
you down? You thought you could trust it, Bree, but
it was not there when you needed it.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I feel like you never recover from this either, Like
you'll never just that item of furniture again.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, And we got a text about that actually from
someone who said, when I was one hundred and fifty
five CAGs, you were suspicious of all furniture. Now I'm
now I'm eighty five cag's and I still don't trust cheers.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
And I get it.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
You know I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I wouldn't what I just wouldn't. I wouldn't be trust
a chair again. Oh that's right, you said I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I wouldn't. And then I heard your chair creak and
I was like, oh, she's gone.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Shut up. You told you heard it. You heard it
in the I said to you the other day because
I'm broadcasting from Queensland at the moment I said, is
this chair too creaky? You go now, we can't. It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
This is the first time we've heard it the whole
time you've been in here, when we're talking about the
structural integrity of furniture and your chair is.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Like, I've got a goal. I don't trust anymore. Yeah,
shut up. You will be doing the rest of the
show standing and let's a wait, wait, let's see if
it creegs again. Ready, Yeah, I'm gonna move again. Don't
want to do the exact same thing. Ready, Yeah, we
heard it. Yeah you didn't hear it, cardiot, not that type.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Go again.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
I'm sitting on the floor. I've never try chair again.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
This person wants to be Anonymous?

Speaker 3 (17:27):
High Anonymous, High Anonymous?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
That's you, Anonymous?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Are you there?

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (17:34):
Hi? Hi?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Winded an item of furniture? Let you down, Anonymous.

Speaker 6 (17:37):
I was a lot younger and I was having a
bit of a wild night and the base of the
bed gave way.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah you were Anonymous?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Are you having a wild night? Anonymous?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Whose be your bead or theirs?

Speaker 6 (17:50):
It was the It was so funny. We just didn't
expect it to fall apart.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's kind of like it's kind of like an achievement,
isn't it. It's kind of like you It.

Speaker 6 (17:58):
Was a sense of gratification, but it's also very funny.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
How many how many bed rungs did you break? Anonymous?

Speaker 6 (18:05):
I can't say that. It was actually a flat day.
Its what do you call, you know, the plywood basis
as an old old type?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You've achieved your we broke the bed frame badge?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
But I was a lot younger than I'm a little
bit older and wiser now, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
You could still break when if you gave it a
good you give it a good girl. I need to
give it a go this weekend, Anonymous.

Speaker 8 (18:28):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Yes, I think they're a little bit harder.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, break now, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
The real achievement will be breaking one on your own,
wouldn't it bere Oh.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, I mean I would be impressed.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Then.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Kirsty's here, Hi, Kirsty, we're going.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're good, wind and item of furniture. Let you down, Kirsty.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
So we were at a matees, just hanging out, and
I jumped on the lazy boy and put my legs up,
limp backwards and obviously but too hard meat and the
lazy boy went backwards through their glass.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Ruder insult to injury, Kirsty.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
No, no, I'm embarrassing enough to go ass over tet
if you didn't go through a plate glass window, but
to shatter glass, and even.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
The outside camera that faces the like caught it on
camera and they to put it on face.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I need to be fantastic. Jeez.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
If this was the nineties, you would have been on
America's Funniest Home Videos.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
And you probably would have won the ten thousand dollars price. Kirsty,
Oh it was.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
It was not funny at the time.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
But now yeah, yeah, it's good you.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
You didn't get hurt, though, Kirsty, no cuts or anything.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
No, I'm still hit, but no cuts there.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
You know, I genuinely didn't think to ask that question.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, I feel like we have a duty of care
when we're asking people.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Well, you didn't ask Anonymous if she got hurt when
she humped the bed frame to pieces.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Did you know? I knew she didn't get hurt.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
We asked when did a night in the furniture let
you down? Someone said my friend was about to sit
on one of those plastic chairs that you guys were
talking about at a cafe, and the waitress said no,
and then ran over and stacked an extra chair on top,
not the double structural integrity chair.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Oh, I would rather break the chair, you know what
I mean that to happen to me. I would rather
break it. At least people would then feel sorry for me,
you know. Someone said, my sister and her husband went
to go and look at churches for their wedding, and
as he sat down on the chairs, the whole thing collapsed.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
That's an omen in a church. That is an omen
that's a sign from God. It is.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, it's a sign. I think it's a sign for
her to go, babe, not this one.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
This isn't the one.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Not this guy.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
The fabric of my pants once made me slip off
my office chair as I went to sit.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Down, and I fell off and I bruised my ribs. Wow,
must have been moving with pace.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
The office wear of the twenty tins, Bree, you will
remember very shiny.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Very sort of like very polyester.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'm picturing like a pencil skirt with a high sheen
to it, and you've just slipped right off.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
That be a recipe for disaster. It's like a work
slippery dip arm someone else takes through. This might be
my favorite. Tis it says I was at a male
strip review. Flimsy chair did not survive me in the stripper,
Me on the bottom, him flailing on the top of me,
just in his g string. There may have also been
whipped cream involved. To his credit, he's his only concern

(21:31):
was that I wasn't hurt first and last time I
went to a male review.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Surely, at the very least, the chairs that you put
in at a strip club need to be able to
hold two people at at least reinforced.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
I feel like they need to be tested for five people.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
You know, once you include two people of varying sizes,
and you include a bit of thrusting, a bit of
bumping and grinding, surely you get bitter chairs.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I mean, I feel like that is standard practice, like
at all male reviews.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
And that's why one of the members of Magic Mike
was a carpenter so that he could fix the chest.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
It's smart. Two birds, one stone.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Not me, but my auntie, heavily pregnant, went to the
toilet and it cracked underneath her. We had to get
her brother and father to lift her off with her
knickers around her ankles.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, no, oh, what would you rather? What would you
rather that situation and you have to be lifted off
the toilet or you put your back out when you
get out of the shower and you're naked, and someone
has to come in and lift you off the off
the bath.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Mat, the shower one, because the toilet one you've sat down,
you've probably done your business, and the toilet and it's
cracked so you can't flush it. And then the people
that save you are your brother and father, the two
people who are allowed to roast you for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah, that's a no from me, forever, never, ever again.
I could never look my brother and my dad in
the eye again.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
A chair broke on me on Sunday, smack into the
concrete floor and my mum's retail store in front of
all of her customers. My whole bum is still black
and blue, not the bum bruise that happened.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Recently. Someone said I had a bed with the worst
bed leg bed leg placement. I kept catching my toes
on them. One day, I was rushing and I hit
it so hard that it ripped my toeenail off. I
got rid of that bed for safety reasons, and my
nail still hasn't been the same since that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Because you're furious and the only thing you can be
furious as an inanimate object, you know.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, isn't that interesting though? Have you found this in
your life, Clint? Where certain furniture I have to agree
with this person that takes through like the bed legs
or like the coffee, the certain furniture just catches your
toes more than others.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, yeah, And why doesn't happen on door frames. It's
always a corner of a bed.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Last one, we asked when did a n item of
furniture let you down? They said once during a day,
which was definitely a one night date. After this, a
tinder boy took me back to his place and he
pushed me onto his bed. Mind you it was a
bloody slat bed. Oh no, I went right through the
thing absolutely then most embarrassing, absolutely, most embarrassing date of

(24:19):
my life. I'm not a small girl either. What was
he thinking, Well, he thought he was being romantic. That's
the issue.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Yeah, that is as a fellow not small girl myself.
That is my worst nightmare. You know, when you're in
the heat of the moment, you're like, oh this is
so hot and you we all boom, we all fear
that happening and you don't recover.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
It's like an Austin Power's sketch. It really is a
slat flying.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Everywhere podcast You Lost watched the plot last week, bro,
your first loss of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I'm not gonna lie. I'm still spewing about it. And
you know why.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was heaps of money till it was like five
hundred and fifty bucks it was.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I'm spewing about it because he'd beaten me before, and
I think because he said it before we started playing it.
He got into my head and I let it get
the better of me.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
But he'd never beaten you before. I bet he just
said that.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Oh you watch the person who calls up today is
going to say I've beaten you before. It's low stakes today,
so the pressure is off.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Where we reset the jackpot every time Bree loses, which
isn't often, but today we have, and we're right back
at fifty dollars cash, which is better than nothing.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Let me just figure it out. Let's say ninety one year.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
How much fuel three dollars fifty a liter?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
So divide both three dollars fifty.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Oh mate, that's almost fifteen liters of petrol. You can
fill up the lawn molder for that. Guys, that's all
fifty dollars. That's almost quarter of a tank. Go, So
do you want it fifty bucks cash? Really, you're playing
for the glory and the ability to say that you
are a Watch the Plot champion and you have beat
Brie in this game. If you've never heard it, it's

(26:01):
very simple. I read up plot lines. To famous movies,
and you've got to tell me the name of the
movie before Breeders. If you're up for it, oh, eight
hundred dials, zim call us now and we'll play What's
the plot.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
With you The ZM Podcast Networks.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh,
athletic not really, but picking a movie title based on
just the plot.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Line that she can do.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Three and clinse. What's the plot?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Our famous movie guessing game where the jackpot has been
reset to fifty dollars, and if Amber can guess two
movies correctly before breed does, she'll be in the what's
the Plot?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hall of Fame?

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Hi, Amber, Kyoda, Hello, Hi, hell a you.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
We're good our champ.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Last week, God in breezehead by saying he'd beat her before?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Have you ever played before? Amber?

Speaker 9 (26:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I haven't had it?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, so there's no way you would have beaten breathe
then have you beaten her in the car?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Nah, Amber, you should just lie, just lie and say
that you have ready. Have you played before and beaten me?

Speaker 9 (27:12):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
But Brie, what if she is lying?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
What if she's using a different Now, what if She's like, nah,
I'm really bad at this.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah. That that also gets into you.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
You.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, guys, I'll give you the rules very quickly. I
read up these plot lines. You buzz in with your
name as soon as you want to have a guess.
You don't wait for me to finish the plot line.
You just get in there as soon as you've got
a whiff. Tell me the name of the movie. You
get a point. First person to two points wins the
game and our theme this week. Because Brie is currently
back home on the family farm in Queensland, we have chosen.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Movies that are all set at least partly.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
On a farm.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, okay, good luck everybody.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
I'm trying to think of one movie that is like that,
and I can't think of a single one.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Well, here comes the first plot line.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Like many teenagers, our hero juggles family friends in school.
But unlike her peers, she has a huge secret. She
is living a double life when her celebrity personas soaring
popularity three days to Free.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
The Hannah Montana movie.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Yes, get in correct, I've never seen it. Does she
live on a farm?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
No, she goes well, she moves to the city to
be Hannah Montana, but the whole Hannah Montana movie is
set by her going back to the farm where she
grew up. Ah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Have you seen it? Amber?

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I think the same parts of it.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Not the full movie, all right, movie, it's the climb
movie number two.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Movie number two.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Set on a farm, a band of feathered friends are
doomed to a life of Redbrey chicken run.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
She's back. She is back. Sorry, am, but not to be.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
We can't give you the fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
We can give you the consolation prize, which is fifty
KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Oh wow, awesome.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Thanks for playing, am, but call back anytime. Okay, Thanks guys,
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're very quick to invite the people that you beat
back to play, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Where was that last week when you got thrashed. He's
never invited back.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Take your money and piss off.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
It's Z and M's bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Large parts of the country getting absolutely pounded at the
moment by the weather. Northland fun at a Auckland parts
of the Coramandel absolute shit show, Bri.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
It's awful, awful.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
If we hadn't already endured enough really feeling for those guys.
I know there are people who are dealing with flooding
and all kinds of dramas, So we're thinking of you guys.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Well we have something for you up.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Ella has come through today with Ella's top tips for
looking forward to winter. Welcome to the show, Ella, hooray off.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Now, but here we go.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, no, no, no no, we got flooded in summer
as well. True, it's not just a winter thing anymore.

Speaker 11 (30:15):
Yeah, it feels great, but no, everyone who is feeling
a bit nervous about the sun going down earlier winter,
hear the cold everything.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I find a lot of us do get a bit sad.
So I feel like you're downplaying it a little bit sad,
really sad, and I want to cry in Seasonal depression
is what it is? Oh hell yeah, it's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Seasonally affected depression.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh it really is?

Speaker 11 (30:40):
It is?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Y yeah, so you so? Can I be clear. You're
not someone who loves winter. You are someone who is
trying to get themselves excited for winter.

Speaker 11 (30:47):
Literally, I had a shower and I was like, oh, yay,
at least winter's coming.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I can have warmer showers.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Warmer showers? Is that one of your tips.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
No, no, that's just where it's stemmed.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, okay, five tips?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Okay, good?

Speaker 11 (31:00):
Starting from five guys, look forward to mandarin season.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
We love I do love mandarins.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't know if I love mandarins that much that
I'm willing to endure temperatures that are enough icy.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
It is go time for citrus, though, isn't it. I
looked out of the lemon tree the other day, bumper
crop on the way.

Speaker 8 (31:23):
So.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Yeah, I am excited about that. Okay, that's good. What
else you got? I got? It's hot chocolate and mould wine? Time? Yeah?
Y are you making mulled wine? How much mold wine
are you making?

Speaker 9 (31:37):
No?

Speaker 11 (31:37):
You usually go to the pub and enjoy it, right,
I don't know how to make it? Could you make it?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Brain?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Bring it in?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Thanks? Number three? You can make it at home? People
make it in the crop pot. Oh yeah, we just
got worse. Now I have to make bloody mulled wine
for everyone.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
I'd love to just sit at home and drink a
whole crop pot of wine.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Delight. What are you making in your crockpot mulled wine?
How many drinks if you had tonight? Just one? Crock pot.
That doesn't count, right.

Speaker 11 (32:08):
Number three, winter fashion is elite. I love wearing like
layers and fancy jeans.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
You could try a little boot with it as well,
or a coat.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll give it tubes. I know some
people do feel that way, but I do.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I do find that. I mean depends where you are
in the country. Like, if you're in Queenstown, yes, I
feel like you're getting the full extent of winter fashion.
But if you're like you know, in yeah, you're right, yeah,
Like it's kind of just you have to put a
jumper on.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Auckland's not cold enough to go full winter.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You're right, Yeah, it's not scarf weather. Yeah, but it's
not short weather either. No, okay, yeah, I'll give it
to you.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
That I want with that.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Number two, this is what sell is over and already
she's like bloody negative holding one. Okay, two more.

Speaker 11 (33:02):
I don't have one of these, but if you do,
I'm jealous.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
You have a fireplace light it, I'm into that one.
That's one.

Speaker 9 (33:09):
Good.

Speaker 11 (33:09):
Do you feel like you're back in the olden days?

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Whoever the idiot is who owned my house before me
and put a gas fire in where the fireplace is
If you're listening, can I just say you and I
need to have words because you've ripped us off.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I would love to see you try clean a fireplace.
Do you know the fireplace in my house? Because my
house is like one hundred years old. Yeah, they blocked
the chimney over. Yeah yeah, bring them back.

Speaker 11 (33:36):
I'm going somewhere for Easter and you've got a fireplace,
and that's someone looking forward to.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Hell you hell yeah do that.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Okay, this is the big one.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
If you just joined us ALA's tips for how to
get yourself excited for winter, she's reframing a negative as
a positive.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
We Ella, what's your top tip?

Speaker 11 (33:54):
The sun's down early, which means you don't feel guilty
going to the movies or watching TV on the couch,
leash go.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I feel like I like the fireplace.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I like the fireplace. It's already dark at the movies.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Who cares what it is outside?

Speaker 11 (34:09):
Well, if it's funny, I feel guilty, all.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Right, I mean that's a fair point.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, to be honest, you had me a whole crop
pot of wine.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
Our sad winter blues and to fun winter.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Winter is chummy lash winter as ms Brien Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Clint.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I am currently at home at my family home in
Country Queensland, Australia, and on Monday I talked to you,
Clint about the fact that there might be something here
from my childhood that could be worth a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I remember this and I haven't heard a lot about
it since we had that conversation four days ago.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Brie, Yes, correct, Well I have an update for you.
The thing that we talked about was my old binder
full of original Pokemon cards.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Remember exactly what ones I had, but it was something
very important from my childhood, the Pokemon cards and the
Pokemon binder. It meant a lot to me.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
And potentially very important financially. Some of those cards are
worth well into the six figures these days, aren't they.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, they sure are. But it has a lot of
sentimental value to me.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
And yeah, I'm sure it does. But if someone offered
you one hundred grand I feel like you'd part with it.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
They can take it. But I said to my mum,
this was a number of years ago when Pokemon cards
kind of started popping off because Logan Paul was kind of,
you know, collecting them, and I text my mum because
they moved from my family house to the house that
they're in now, and I said to her, hey, if

(35:59):
you find my Pokemon card binder with my Pokemon cards,
can you please keep it safe. Can you put it
in my room at your new place and just keep
it safe for me. It's like one of the only
things I asked of her to keep safe. And over
the last couple of days we have been searching high
and low for these Pokemon cards, because she did find

(36:21):
it a few years ago, and she did put it
in my room. I had seen it, I knew it existed,
it was here, it was safe. But over the last
couple of days we haven't been able to find it. Well,
yesterday we figured out that my mum had actually given
it away to my brother. Ah. Oh, treason and look,

(36:43):
I'm not gonna lie. It did cause a bit of
a rift. There was a disagreement. I was quite hurt
by the fact that she had given away something that
I told her.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I heard there was tears.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
There was.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Genuinely I heard there was tears. Look, they're over Pokemon cards.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
It's not it's not over the cards though, well it is.
It is over the Pokemon cards, but it's not it's
what the cards represent.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
My favorite part about this is that your brother took them,
knowing full well that they weren't his, and knowing full
well that you wanted them, and at the sniff of
being offered them, he was like, well.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
He is claiming that they're his.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Oh, my brothers do this as well.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yes, Here's here's where the plot thickens because my brother
and I were both very into Pokemon and he's claiming
that the Pokemon card binder and the cards are his,
and he goes, well, these are mine. I don't know
where yours are, but these are mine. So him and
I have been in this discussion where, to be honest,
we don't know whose they actually are. I am quite

(37:57):
different at their mind because the binder of the Pokemon
that the Pokemon cards are in was released in a
year where he would have been super young, and obviously
I'm a bit older. So I mean, this has gone
real deeply.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Ultimately, you're upset that your parents gave away something that
you still wanted, albeit something that you took no care of.
You left it at their house, you moved out, You
left them to move house on their own to pack
everything up and shift it across.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
To another farm.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
And at the at the at the crux of it,
you're upset that they gave away something that you care about.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Look, you raised some great points, and I have since
you know, reflected, I'm.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
On no one side here, by the way, I'm on
no one side. Yeah, I'm just not just a statement
of facts.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
You know. I hear what you're saying, and I completely
agree with you. And it has since been worked out.
It's been put to bed, and we move on, clip,
we move on.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
We want to ask you, because it is very relatable.
We want to know what is the thing that your
parents gave away that you thought either belonged to you
or you had DIBs on it.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
You were like, what do you mean you got rid
of X y Z family heirloom?

Speaker 3 (39:12):
How come?

Speaker 1 (39:12):
What do you mean you got rid of NaN's whatever desk,
whatever it is? I was meant to have that. What's
the thing that went? And parents love a downsize after
you move out, parents love downsize. And when my kids
move out, you know what I'm doing, I'm fricking downsizing.
So there's there's there's warring factions here and when when
there are these trigger items.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
It can cause absolute chaos, can't it, Bree?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I really can. And it's like you said, Clint, it's
very relatable. So we're asking you this afternoon on our
eight hundred dials at M what did your parents get
rid of of yours that you really wanted to play?
Zams Brianklind, What did your parents give away that was
yours when you really still wanted it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Pree's furious because her mum gave away her Pokemon card collection.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm not I'm not going to get upset. I'm not
going to get upset. But yes, I said to mum,
the one thing from my childhood please keep safe, was
my Pokemon card collection. She gave it to my brother.
He's claiming there his I'm claiming their mind. It's a
full on family feud. Was it the one thing?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Or was it also the entire cabinet of trophies and
medals and sports certificates that you wanted her to hold
onto as well?

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Well? She wanted to hang onto those because there's the
shrine in their house. To do with you did it? No, No,
nothing to do with me.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
You just wanted the.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
So what was I wanted your parents gave away that
really upset you. Jessica's here. Hi Jessica, Hi Jessica.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
How long ago are we talking?

Speaker 7 (40:39):
First of all, I was four chairing so good. I
don't want to think my age, but something easy ago?

Speaker 12 (40:47):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 2 (40:48):
And what was the thing your parents gave away?

Speaker 7 (40:52):
My vintage trolls?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Yea trolls, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:58):
Troll dolls. I would have been for chair and I
had a house, troll house in everything.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Is this purely sentimental? Or are those vintage trolls worth
something these days too?

Speaker 7 (41:08):
They were quite a bit actually, I think about twenty
dollars plus depending on which ones.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
But they're with a bit.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
And wait, can I ask Jessica, when did your mum
give them away when you were fourteen?

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Or like when I was fourteen? So because I had
young cousins that had come to visit and they were
playing with them. Oh she just oh not, she doesn't
play with them anymore? Do you girls want them?

Speaker 12 (41:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
It's so common.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
Was one of those things where I was like, I
didn't know how to say, like they're mine, yes, No.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
You can't re home someone's positions while they still live
in the house. We can kind of justify if you've
moved out and forgotten about the thing. But if you're
still there in the house, that seems that seems inappropriate.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
That seems that your mum was trolling you. Jess, Yes
she was.

Speaker 7 (41:58):
She did no cap for it. Like so on my
thirtieth birthday she spent hundreds and hundreds of dollars to
buy me a big bulk lot of vintage trolls.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Oh yes, you must. You must have made your mom
feel awful.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
I think I think it was just genuinely everybody would say,
where are your trials?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are my trolls? Well?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Even can you say on the radio, Mum, I forgive
you for giving away my trolls when I was fourteen.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Definitely, Mum, I forgive you for giving away my trolls
when I was fourteen.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
No, take the let's let's go to jade on one
hundred dollars at them, hijade, hijade.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Hey what did your parents give away Jade that you
still wanted?

Speaker 9 (42:40):
So when I was nineteen, I went on like a
missionary tour to help up with some construction in South America. Okay,
and the project was going to last a little bit longer,
but I didn't have enough money to stay, so I
called mom and dad and I said, well, you guys help.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Me to stay.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
They're like, yeah, sure.

Speaker 7 (42:56):
I finished the tour, came back home.

Speaker 9 (42:59):
Thought that they'd pot of me was like their own money.
They'd actually just sold everything in my bedroom.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Get the hell out of here. Are you kidding me?
They sold your stuff so you could continue on with
your trip where you were helping other people. That's crazy.
I reckon. This is ulterior motives.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
They I reckon. They wanted your bedroom empty. They wanted
to turn it into a gym or a movie room
or something. And then you called asking for help, and
they're like, this is this is our opportunity, this is she.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Can't she can't blame us. We're just helping her.

Speaker 9 (43:33):
Oh well, And I couldn't blame them because you know,
the money that they got from the stuff of mine
that they sold, I mean I used it to be
there and do the construction and stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
You can kind you can kind of you can kind
of blame them. I think you can kind of blame that.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Do you remember, Jade, what was some of the bigger
items that they sold or you can't remember?

Speaker 9 (43:52):
I just you know, just like the curated closet that
you have the teenage. They sold your clothes, brought yeah,
all my clothes and everything. I was like, oh, finally
get home, because I just left with the suitcase of stuff,
and I was like, I'll go home, finally have other clothes.
Living in the same stuff for six months.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
You would have gone my hold.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You would have gone from charity work at a charity
case overnight pretty much.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
It's awful.

Speaker 9 (44:20):
And there was just this one dress tagging hours like
all moms. I sold all your stuff because you wanted
to stay over there, and then I realized you're coming back,
so I went to the second end job and got
your dress.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh wow, wow, stick the knife and thanks Jade.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Great story.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Victoria's here, Hey, Vec are you all right?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
We're god.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
What was the thing that you still wanted that your
parents gave away?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
My parents? It was my mother in law. Okay, she
rehomed our pet goats without your knowledge knowledge were building
a house when we lived with her while we're on
the family farm.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Great, and my partner as a psycher for animals and
acquired goats that then became seven and we moved into
a house just down the road and we weren't allowed
to put no more paddocks in at that stage. And
they to see the goats and they were.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Gone, Oh, I love that.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
It's your mother in law too, Like, it's not because
you can't not my mom.

Speaker 12 (45:19):
No.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Yeah, we heard the stress on that mother in.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Law and it's accessful because you can't get as angry
at your mother in law as you can at your
own mother, right.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Vick, definitely not. I was there to explain to the
kids where the goats had gone. So we're on the grandchildren's.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Day that your father's mother got rid of the goats,
ask her where they are.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You can't be mean to her face or get angry
at your mother in law, but you can call a
national radio show and have event good on you, Vic.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
We asked what did your parents get rid of that
you still wanted.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Someone said, my mum donated our original Nintendo S and
S system with about thirty games, including the original Duck
shooter game rope Able.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
That would be worth a fortune now. Someone said, my
sister gave away my clothes era six months ago. I'm
still dark about it.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
My mum got rid of my Mason Pearson hair brush.
If you know, you know, and I know my wife
has educated me on the Mason Pearson hair brush. But
that's a lifetime hair brush. You buy one at last forever.
You meant to pass it down from generation to generation.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Yeah right, And why would someone give that away? She
mustn't have known. She mustn't have known. God, she needs
to get educated on her hair brushes. Someone else said,
I always claimed my granddad's car as mine, even he
said I could have it when he passed away. The
family just gave it away, got it.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
My parents gave me a holiday Barbie doll for my
birthday one year for Christmas, then my parents had my
little sister and I caught her playing with it in
my room. My parents then said to her that she
can keep it without my permission. She ripped the head
off my holiday Barbie doll. And to end that story,
the Barbie doll is now worth three grand.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh. See, this is what causes riffs between siblings.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
You know you're wrong, though, that barbie dolls worth three
grand with a head on your one's worth much less.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
That definitely makes it better. Someone else said, I had
a PS two and my mum gave it to my nephew.
It's gone forever now, but really wish I had it
to play all the classics like Spyro and Barbie Dream.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I said before that parents love a downsize and that
when my kids move out, we will downsize. Someone said, ha, Clint,
you think your kids are going to move out? My
husband and I ended up moving out and leaving the
kids with the house to deal with all the stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Wow, that's a power move. That is a power move.
Smart way to do it. Really, this one is quite dark.
It says my dad burned my mother's cookbooks when she died.
They were supposed to be for me and my sister.
I'm not sure if it's the same. That's I wonder
if he did it. Did he do it on purpose
because that is completely messed up, or did he just

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was it an act? Or did he really really hate
your mum's cooking? Is he like, I'm never having this
bloody casserole again?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Last one, what did your parents give away without asking you?
Someone texted and said, my parents got rid of my foreskin.
I was still using that.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
You can't get that back either, Clint, that's my forever.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
You can't go down to the Sally's and grab your
new foreskin.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Can no no CDMs bree and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
They're still a birthday banger birthday Here we go.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Birthday bang is the number one songs on his sixteenth birthday,
and we'll figure out three and play one.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Eleanor is here and they're going to do mum's birthday bang.
Hi Eleanor, Hi, Eleanori. Hi, You've got a great name, Eleanor.
How old are you?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Hey? Eight?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
And what's your mum's name Jennifer, Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Great, Eleanor what is mum's birthday.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Sixteaitful nineteen eighty one?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Good job, Ellinoris. That means your mum was sixteen in
nineteen ninety seven, and this is her birthday bank scan.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
It's beautiful, it's a stunner.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
It's Samage Garden.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's one of mine and Breeze favorites. Although I don't
know if you would know it, Eleanor. Do you know
Savage Garden?

Speaker 9 (49:25):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
And my mom loves it.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, right, Eleanor. That's awesome. Good result.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Let's do Hannah's birthday banger. Hi Hannah, Hi, Hannah.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Hello, Gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
That's going to be really hard to beat today, Hannah.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I love yeah, but you never know, Hannah. Let's see
what yours is. What is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (49:45):
Seventh of December thousand three.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
All right, that means, Hannah you were sixteen and twenty
nineteen and on the seventh of December twenty nineteen, this
was number one post malone. Do you like post malone? Hannah,
I'm alone. I do that.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
It is a good one.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It is a good one.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
It's no Savage Garden though. That's the problem. Really, but
you never know. Let's go to Bella.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Hi Bella, Hi, Bella.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Hello. What have you been doing today? Bella?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I've actually been at a conference all day so.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Sometimes, Oh my god, that sounds so boring. Was it
a Do they have anything fun? Did they have like
a celebrity guest or anything.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
No, there was a lolli jar, but that's about it.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
A lolija. Was there free lunch?

Speaker 3 (50:36):
There was? There was free lunch. Oh that's a win. Yeah, yeah,
that is a win. Hey, let's see if we can
get you another win. What is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (50:43):
Mate as the eighth of August two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Right, that means Bella, you were sixteen and twenty seventeen
and on your sixteenth birthday this was at the top.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yes, first course, Oh my god, this song had a
choke hold on people in twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Yes, do you like it, Bella?

Speaker 8 (51:08):
I do like it?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Yeah, love me a bit of Justin Bieber.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Hell yeah, I like it too. All right?

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Wait there the bebes Posty and Savage Garden.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Hmm shall we pretend to think about it for a minute.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
I'm going back and forth. God, so I wonder if
we're going to have to go to Laudia for this one.
So hard to figure out what we're going to do?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Three two one Savage Garden.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Obviously, Hey, Eleanor.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
You just one birthday banger for your mum.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Nice work, Eleanor. This is for you.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Thank you, You're welcome. Welcome and Jennifer Savage Gardens it in.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Be shall be the.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
See Savage Garden. This is the winner a birthday banger
today from nineteen ninety seven. I enjoyed that?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Did you enjoy that?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Bring break Gone? Who have I been singing to for
the last five minutes?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
How have I been talking to?

Speaker 11 (52:16):
She's just could produce a claude. She dropped off and
closed a laptop laptop.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Oh buzzy, why does she do that?

Speaker 11 (52:23):
She's a rookie.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Hey, Brie, welcome back, come back. I sung that entire
Savage Garden song to you. Did you miss her?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I'm so gutted I missed that whole thing. That's so
embarrassing for me. Worst timing for me to accidentally close
my laptop. Oh guten ends Clint.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
The Roast of Brian Clint is part of the New
Zealand International Comedy Festival. It's happening at the Q Theater
on the eighth of May. The tickets are on sale
now and there is still room on the lineup of roasters,
isn't there bre We could fit a couple more roasters
on there.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Yeah, we have a little bit more room. I'm currently
broadcasting from my home in Stanthorpe, Australia, with my mum
and dad here, and Mom said to me, she's like,
I'd love to come to the roast. I'm very keen.
She also said, I think I could be one of
the roasters.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Yeah right, okay, I kind of believe her, but I
but I'd need to hear proof, you know.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
Yeah, And I mean funny that because right here next
to me is mum and I who is willing to
audition to be one of the roasters right here, right now?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Clint, Good evening, Mamma Die.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Good evening. Guys. Here are you going?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Is it a dream of yours to make fun of
us in front of a live audience?

Speaker 10 (53:39):
Oh well, it's a dream to do that and maybe
actually get paid for once.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh wow, she's the roasts already started, shots fired shots.

Speaker 10 (53:49):
Well, I mean, it's a lot of material there, so
we have to kind of sift it through it, don't we.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
We're going to offer you that opportunity right now as
an audition live on the radio.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
You can roast bread and you can roast me.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Are you up for it?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
I reckon, I'll have a go.

Speaker 10 (54:05):
I mean, as I said, I've a lot of material
and I've come down to.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
A few bits and pieces. Weather shot, weather shot.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Who are you lining up first?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Mamma die? I think I'll line you up first. Clint.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right, well, oh god, here we go, mumma die
listen to me do your worst.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Getting Oh yeah, well, I'm starting to kind of sweat
a bit here. But Clint, your opinions are a little
bit like subtitles technically, there, but no one really cares.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Scott's fired, and.

Speaker 10 (54:43):
Clint, honestly, you're nearly forty and you're still dejaying.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I mean, I didn't even think that was legal. I
got you good, got any more for Clinton? Well?

Speaker 10 (54:59):
You know, I you know Clint, you, I've known you
for many years, you have and you know you're becoming
like a sun to me.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
But unfortunately not the one I really wanted.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Hell the sudden, you never wanted Holy smokes.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
So I don't have a choice with you. I can't
kind of hand you.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Back, No, you can't.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Not bad. Diet, not bad.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
You're in a bit personal with the age stuff there,
which you've got to do.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
You know, I think it was pretty bloody good, not
bad at all.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I want to hear what you've got lined up for Bree, though,
and I want to hear how brave you are with
the roasts. When the person is sitting right next to you,
easy for you to come at me across the ditch there.
But what about when Bree's in the same room as
you die.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Well, I'm right next to the door, so I'm ready
to leave when I need to. Yeah, good, that's good,
as long as you know where the door is Are
you ready? I am ready, So, Brianna, we've told you
in the past that we moved to this house because
we wanted to come here because we sold. But in
actual fact, the plumbing became so bad at the other

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house because of what your antics were in the toilet
that we had to move because it wasn't fixable.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
This has been broadcast to all of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Mam damn destroyed the toilet at the old house so
bad you had to move.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Roasted.

Speaker 10 (56:25):
Well, that's only the really the tip of the iceberg.
As a child, Brianna, we all know, dominated the basketball court,
but she obviously did that because she is four times
bigger than anyone else.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
And you know.

Speaker 10 (56:42):
When you become a big foot. Well, and that's the
way it goes is excuse I'm your daughter.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
Well, I'm trying to get paid for this gig, so
I'm putting your bloody bread this sustage. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
She's roasting you as a child.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I love it. I love it.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Have you got any more?

Speaker 9 (57:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Just one last thing.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
We do love Brianna coming home for Christmas, mainly because
she empties the freezer and the fridge and everything else
because she talk about itat and then it's you know,
it stopped her from talking. So the more she eats,
the more she shuts up and we can get on
with everyone else.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
I feel like that was a fat joke rolled into her.
I talked too much joke. It was the old one too. God,
she hit me with the left and then nailed me
with the right.

Speaker 10 (57:48):
I'll have to come in swinging if I'm gonna, you know,
bloody deal, uppercate the bill, Brianna.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Gaudia, what do you reckon? Bri and I are wounded?
Has dianned a spot on the roast of Brian hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
She should open and close the show.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Play Zitdims, Brion Clint on Answer, Facebook, TikTok

Speaker 3 (58:07):
And live weekdays from three on ZIM