ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th March 2026

• Does everyone in your family have the same name? 
• Clint met Moana! 
• The worst advice you ever got. 
• Does Clint need to break-up with his hairdresser? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dared MS Bri and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's MS Brian Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Zed EM's Brian Clint thanks to Kfcri Clint.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to a brand new week
of The Bri and Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
There's no breed today. She is having a day off.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I think she's in the Goldie with her film to
should be back on with us tomorrow for the rest
of the short week.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Does anybody else? Does anybody else like me?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
And the main accounts they've started following on Instagram these
days are people who buy run down mentions and they
decide to renovate them. It's minute thing to follow wheneveryone
comes into my feed. It's always like a couple with
no kids and so they have no real expenses, and
they come across some how and it's like a mansion

(01:01):
on some estate in the English countryside or whatever, and
they buy this mansion and then they start renovating it.
And I follow these accounts for a couple of years,
and you find the posts start to slow down as
the house gets harder and harder.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
After they've done like the water blasting.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And the painting, and then they're like, turns out the
house has major structural issues. Well, my latest one to
follow is these two gay guys who went on honeymoon
to France and they fell in love with an abandoned
French manner and now they're renovating. It's a castle. It's
like it looks like a castle off like a kid's movie,

(01:37):
and they're doing a great job with it. They're having
a great time. When I look at these mentions, I'm
always like, yeah, beautiful, but how much is it going
to cost a heat that thing? Like what kind of
heat pump you're gonna have to put in there? That's
where my dad brain goes, well fair enough.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
But this is where I go to YouTube and they've
done like an hour long vlog I guess, and then
you see from the star and to the end, and
then they do the money breakdown of how much it costs.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, that's what you need to get.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I need to get into the YouTube side of it. Anyway,
I've just watched these guys and can you see it
from here? This is the balcony on their French manner.
It's such a dream and then they water blast.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh beautiful. Oh you're talking my language.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
How good water blasting?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Anyway, if you're interested in that French underscore manner, underscore renovation.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
This one's quite good. These guys are quite good.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I've seen you pop up in the comments section on
another account. Yeah, fighting someone's battles.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's not allowed. I saw you there.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's my bague. That's what I'm interested in.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
We've got a fun show on the way for you, guys.
Tell you how you can come to the AFC game
with us in the Night's lounge at Mount Smart. We
can also get you to Eden Park to see Tottenham
Hotspur play live. That got announced today, so we'll deal
with that later in the show. First though, Trady versus Lady.
The most up to date score we have is twenty
one trades twenty seven ladies, and we're happy with that.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
We think that's accurate, cool.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Definitely correct. We've double checked it all.

Speaker 7 (03:08):
Right.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Then, if you want to represent either team, you can
call out play teams.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Brian Ekland. This is the very event treaty.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
This is Lady, and welcome into a brand new week
of It a short week, but even if it was
a long week, the trades would not be able to
get on top in just one week. They're at twenty one.
The ladies are on twenty seven. Today's battle includes a
lady from Waikatur. She's thirty six and she has two

(03:41):
sausage dogs. Welcome to the show, Emily. Hi, what what
sort of names have you given your sausage dogs?

Speaker 8 (03:49):
Ralph and Bowie.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Ralph and Bowie Bowie after David Bowie.

Speaker 8 (03:53):
I think so, but the other one's different, Calidi.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
And Ralph after Ralph Wigham.

Speaker 9 (03:59):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Take it. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Here with my two daughters, Willow and River.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Hi, Willow and River. They're going to help you out
with trading versus lady. Hi girls.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
All right, you guys are taking on our trade today
from Auckland. He's twenty eight and he went on a
fishing charter today on a Monday. Welcome to the show, Jack, Hello, Hello, jeez,
must be nice. How did you get the monday off work?

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Jack?

Speaker 10 (04:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
No, it was actually for work. Oh what do you
do for work?

Speaker 11 (04:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I lay turf bea company song. Oh they took you
out on the charter, Yeah yeah, soak it up, drink
it up.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Good work, Jack. Your buzzer is Trady, Emily and the team.
You guys are on, Lady, and the first team to
three correct answers get fifty.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Dollars cash thanks to KATEFC. Good luck. Here's our first question.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
It is still our year, but who did the Warriors
lose to over the weekends?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Was it the Tigers? Yes? Jack? Tigers Tigers.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
One trade's question number two named Tom Holland's messes. Who
is also the start? Jack is correct? You're off to
a flyer Jack. Yeah, Emily, you're gonna need this one. Okay,
but I reckon you can do it. What genre of
music are you most into? No, No, that was just

(05:24):
a question. That was just a question for doesn't matter. Okay,
let's keep it impartial. Here's the song, tell me who
sings this? Jack for the clean sleeves? Well done, Jack,
It was your day to do it, and you did it.

(05:46):
That was one of those ones in where I just
don't think you could have won, no matter how hard
you tried.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
He was just here to get it done.

Speaker 11 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, Well, Emily, Willow and River, thanks for playing Trady
versus Lady.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
It was good to have you guys on. Thank you,
sweet Airs and Jack. Your little beauty.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
We've got fifty bucks cash for you in a much
needed win for the trades.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Do you catch any fresh today? Yeah, a couple of
Jack Mickerels and Snapper Jesus is your day?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
There you go, Trading's on twenty two, Ladies on twenty seven,
and Clinton Podcast breeze off today.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
It's pre a big Twilight fan or any of you
guys big Twilight fans? Are your twy hard Claudia, I was.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Back in the day. I wouldn't say anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Ellie, you're too young to be a twy hard, aren't you.

Speaker 10 (06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
My sister is, but I'm not.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
This will make anybody who was into Twilight and if
you would, if you, if you, if you've ever identified
as Team Edward or Team Jacob, this will make.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You feel old.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Eighteen years since the first Twilight film came out eighteen
eighteen years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
The first Twilight film can drink, The.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
First Twilight film can drink.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Legal, Yeah, the first toilet film can quote.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, the first Twilight.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yes, the first Twilight movie might have a couple of
kids by now.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Can't go to the Cassie, I can't.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Go to the casino.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's right, no university.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
If it's smart enough.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
If you didn't know Taylor Lauwntner, who was the werewolf
Jacob Jacob Jacob obviously a big twy hard In two,
Taylor Lautner from Twilight married a nurse named Taylor Dome
and she took his last name, so she's now Taylor
Lautner too. So now Taylor Lauwnner and Taylor Lawntner are

(07:34):
expecting a baby, and the whole world needs them to
name that baby Taylor so that Taylor Lautner and Taylor
Lawtner can raise Taylor Lautner.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Does that make sense?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
It happened, Yeah, it has to happen, makes sense?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Yeah, And what's his name?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Robert Pedinson needs to dump Sukie Waterhouse and find a
lovely woman named Robert who's not too traditional about the
whole not too modern about the whole last name thing.
I was willing to take his lass name.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
I get this.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
I have friends named Lee and Lee spelled different ways,
but they have two daughters, and they did not take
either opportunity to name either of those daughters.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Lee, not even like a little sneaky middle name.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, not even a middle name. No.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Because I was like Lee cubed, surely, surely Lee three Lee,
and because Lee times Lee should absolutely equal Lee, they
didn't do it. But then again I get it again
because my father has a made up name. His name
is Ason Roberts, a y so o n made up name.
I maintain that's a made up name. He has an

(08:38):
uncle Ason, a great uncle Ason, a nephew Ason, and
I think there's two other relatives named Ason, and yet
I did not name either of my children Ason.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Was that on the cards? When you're a baby, you
missed out on being an Ason?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah? Why did I get little?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
You say no, I don't want a name?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I think.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I think I've got my mum to thank for not
having to have the name Ason, bri and Ason on
z M.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I like it that.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It doesn't really work, does it?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I like it. Let's rebrand.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
I don't have to do it though, because I had girls,
so I can't name the Mason.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Can I call for a girl?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
It's actually kind of cool for a girl.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like true? Does a made up name have a gender?
I guess it doesn't really?

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Is it actually made up?

Speaker 12 (09:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Where did the name come from? I gotta get down.
It's made up? A long time ago.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's not about my dad. It's about Taylor Lautner and
Taylor Lawtoner's baby, Taylor Lautner. Okay, And I question for
you this afternoon is does everyone and your family have
the same name? It could be exactly the same name
first and last. It could be variations of the same name,
like Lee l E E and Lee L E I

(09:48):
G H. Or it could be like this text that's
already come through. My dad's mom's name is Colleen and
his dad is Ellen. My mom's mum's name is Colleen
and her dad is Ellen. And my my dad's middle
name is Ellen, and my mum's middle name is Colleen.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's perfect. How do we ever write that story?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Just to add, just to add a bit to that,
my mom's name is Colleen Buzzy and my dad's name
is Ason. Not quite Allende, hundred dollars at them or
text to nine six nine six. If everybody in your
family has the same name Ella.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
I mean my great grandmother was called Allah. Maybe I'll
know my kid Ella. You should and then I could
really don't.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
No, I don't call until you name your name your kid.

Speaker 12 (10:35):
Ella.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Two names doesn't get.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
Two names doesn't cow okay, got it?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Three or three or more? Three or more? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Taylor Swift and style on zidim how fitting she dated
Taylor Lawner and if she had married Taylor Lautner, she
could have also been Taylor Lautner. But instead Taylor Lawner
married another woman named Taylor and she is now Taylor Lautner.
And Taylor Lawner and tayl Lotner are about to have
a baby and the world is really hoping that they
named that baby.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Jacob, no Taylor.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
So we've asked, do you or someone in your family
all have the same name. I was having to got
my dad's family name, which is Ason before and I
said it's a made up name.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
It's a made up name.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Someone texting and they said, Clint, all names are made up,
which pretty good, pretty good point. Actually, just because we
didn't make it up doesn't mean it's not a made
up name.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I also talked.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
About my friends Lee and Lee who had two girls
and didn't name either of them Lee. Someone text in
and said Lee and Lee should name their baby Lily.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Lee Lily Lee, Lilye Lee Lee Lily.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Nah, So we want to know does everyone in your
family have the same name. John O's here? Hi, John, Oh,
how's going good. What's the name that the people in
your family share?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Graham of Gra Graham? How many Graham's you got, Johno?

Speaker 13 (12:00):
So my middle name is Graham.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Ye names Graham? Yeah? Both granddad names Graham Ye.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Three, great uncle Graham's Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And nephew is also now Graham.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham, Graham. How many more? How many Graham's?
And a kilo? Where does it come from? Do you
know the origin? Where you are Graham?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
No idea.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I had this not to keep roasting my dad, but
I had this too.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I got Paul, which is my father's middle name, Paul,
And I said to my dad, Dad, why do we
have Paul? And he goes, no, this is one of
those things, right, you just start doing it because someone.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Else did it. Yep, Yeah, pretty much all right.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
John o'graham, thanks so much. Let's go to Anika. Hi, Anika, Hi,
how are you good? Anika? What's the name that everyone
in your family has? It's Peter Peter, Yes, okay, run
us through the Peters, right.

Speaker 11 (12:48):
My father's name is Peter. My brother in law's.

Speaker 14 (12:50):
Name is Peter.

Speaker 9 (12:52):
My father and law's name is Peter.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
My sister in law's father is Peter, and my sister's.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Far Wait, so this is jumping across families. It's not
just your family. You've just your family of Peter's hooked
up with another family of Peter's.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
Yeah, I know on my sister's side, on my sister
in law's site.

Speaker 15 (13:13):
Have you everybody's Peter?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Have you got any sons? Anika, I do, but no
Peter's the Peter stops with you. Yep, yeah, okay, thanks
to Nica. We appreciate it. Someone said, my family all
has the same surname. Yeah, you might think that's funny,
but a lot of families don't. There are a lot
of families with multiple surnames in there. Someone else said,

(13:36):
my parents' brothers, my partner's brothers have the same first
and last name. Buzzy, how do you deal with that?
How do you figure that one out? At Christmas? My
sister's name is Ala May, My stepmom's name is Joanna May,
her mother's name is Heather May, and my mom's name
is may.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Good.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
My husband is a Lucian and his dad's name as Lucian,
and they want to name our child if we have
a boy. Lucian, I said no, and I am not
the favorite daughter in law. Yep, they said they won't
even use Lucian as the middle name. I know of
a family where the first and surnames are the same

(14:16):
Tom Tom Wait, Tom first name and Tom's surname. The
dad and the son are called Tom Tom, and I'm
pretty sure the grandfather is also called Tom Tom. Wouldn't
you go by Thomas if your last name was Tom.
Wouldn't you at least try and get Thomas in there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wouldn't you try and differentiate a little bit? Tom Tom?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Do you remember that musician Philip Phillips. No, same thing?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Tom Tom is the type of drum, isn't it? Is
it Tom Tom? Play the Tom Tom.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Tom or the GPS the Tom Tom?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Oh yeah, they should have got Tom Tom to be
the voice of a Tom Tom. My dad, his brother,
and their cousin all married ladies named Margaret Air. So
there were three ladies in our very small town with
the same full name. Oh yeah, because the brothers would
have all had the same name too. So let's say
it was Richardson. There would have been three Margaret and

(15:10):
Richardson's in that town. God, pain and the ass for
we've had to deliver the mail my best friends growing up.
Her and her siblings, four girls and two boys, have
the same middle name. It's Sam, and the dad's first
name is Sam. She went on to give her firstborn
son the name Sam Buzzy.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
That the dad was like, all six of these kids,
they got to have my name or all six And God,
there are so many of these.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Since someone said Anika's family are the Peter Repeaters.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
That's good. I like that shows.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
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Speaker 1 (16:00):
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Speaker 4 (16:04):
Jeez Dean give us the lowdown and the latest on
Tiger Woods d UI over the weekend.

Speaker 15 (16:11):
Oh my goodness, this was a one of the biggest
stories in America. Tiger Woods. Let me just set the
scene for you. Driving at an alarmingly high speed in
his new Range Drover, there was a car with a
trailer ready to turn. The driver of the car did
an interview of the desk, saying this Range Driver came
like a bad out of hell being driven by that

(16:31):
obviously was Tiger Wood. The car flipped onto its side,
Tiger climbed out the passenger door window because the car
was on the driver's door, so he climbed out the
side of the car through the roof, if that makes it.
And when he was pulled over by police, he did
a he did the walk test all that. They took
him to the station. He blew a zero points zero

(16:52):
on the breathalyzer, but refused to take a extra additional test.
I think it was a urine test. Refused that, And
in America, you refuse it, that's basically like a guilty
they slam you for that. Basically, people are alleging, alleging
that it was like maybe medication and things like that.
That's what they're saying. Perhaps he was on, but it

(17:13):
was a zero point zero on the breathalyzer. And you know,
stay tuned as this unfold. It's his second d U.
I I think it's his fourth crash. Remember, he cheered
on his wife with like seventy women, so that's a
lot of numbers to take in.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
But this guy got low blow Tan low blow bringing
in the cheating on his wife from eighteen years ago.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
It was.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
He's also got bo and it's not the.

Speaker 15 (17:44):
Way I just want to say he's a good cricket player,
he's actually a good golfer.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Story.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's crazy. Two things.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Donald Trump came out to defend Tiger Woods, and almost
instantly he was like he let him get back to
playing golf, which is crazy that you get done for
d u I and the President's like, he's not guilty.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
And the other thing is the memes.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Not to make light of DUIs and drink driving, because
that is very serious stuff. It's dirt bag behavior. But
the memes are phenomenal. One of my favorite jokes I
saw was Dean, what's the difference between a lion and
a tiger? A lion wouldn't drink drive, but a tiger would. Wow,

(18:28):
tiger would?

Speaker 15 (18:32):
I that my goodness, wow, Wow, He'll still be playing
golf in a week. I guess we're off.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
That's the tea with the McCarthy. He's a Hollywood correspondent.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Podcast.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Who are the big Tippers that I was talking about before?
Jay Z and Beyonce apparently, which you would hope.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
They would be.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
They are literally billionaires. There's a story about how big
a tipper? How big Tippers? They are hown't even phrase
that how they are big tippers. It was back in
the news over the weekend. I'm not really sure why.
It's kind of an old story, but the numbers are crazy. So,
according to this story, for her fortieth birthday, jay Z

(19:21):
and Beyonce rented a four hundred million dollar super yacht
named Flying Fox. This thing is mega. You can google
photos of It's called Flying Fox. It's four hundred and
fifty feet long. It's got a two story spa. It's
got a pool that spans the width of the entire
deck of the pool. It's got eleven guest cabins. Each

(19:43):
cabin has its own balcony and whatevery good super yacht needs.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
It also has a cryo chamber, like a cryogenics chamber.
I don't know that some illuminati stuff. I don't really
know how that works.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Jay Z and Beyonce to stay on this boat paid
three and a half million dollars for one week on
the boat. One week three and a half million dollars,
And when you do that, you're expected to leave a
tip for the crew on top of what it costs
to rent the boat. So three point five million dollars
plus tip, and the tip that jay Z and Beyonce

(20:19):
left is wild. According to the story, their tip was
six hundred and thirty thousand dollars. That is what they
left for the crew, which I've done the math on.
There are fifty three staff on board the Souper. Fifty
three staff on a boat that hosts two people and
their kids. I guess everything. Blue Ivy got to go

(20:40):
on the boat. Surely, surely she.

Speaker 14 (20:41):
Got to go to She goes everywhere with them, right,
so she was the other Blue Ivy.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
And that's a really good question.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Do we only know Blue Ivy. There's two kids, right.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Roomy, Roomy and sir are the twins?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh buzzy, have they got twins?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah got Blue Ivy really stole all the headlines.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
She was unperforming on the show.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, yeah, she's the only talented.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
One probably And even then, no, that's me.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
And even then, she's amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Damn are you shading Blue Ivy? I mean, you were
blue if you wish you were Blue Ivy on a
three point five million dollar holiday. So fifty three staff
on the boat, six hundred and thirty thousand dollars tip,
I've done the math. It works out too, just about.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Twelve thousand dollars per staff member as a tip for
one for one week's work.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, we've got friends who work on super yochts.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Former producer of this show, Anastasia is currently staff on
a super yacht. She has some good stories that I
am legally not allowed to share on the.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Radio, like has she worked with celebrities.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I'm legally not allowed to share those stories on the radio. Well,
legally I can, but she asked.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Me not to be no fair enough. I was thinking
of the tip.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
The tip tipping situation is about the gate. Really at
the gate.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
My good friend worked on super yachts for a bit
and one season in particular, they'll get their bonus. At
the end of Superyacht season. All of the staff got
a Rolex the stuff bus as part of the bonus.
Wow here because the roles is nice to be like,
you can I have some money, so I can you
can sell you But if they give you money and

(22:25):
a Rolex, then you get to just keep the Rolex.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Well that would definitely be because I was going to
say to you, tipping usually is like twenty percent of
the overall bill. Yes, that would be over I would
say Rolex, but I think Beyonce and jay Z if
I've done my math right, yes, under twenty percent, even
though okay, it's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Six hundred and thirty times five. You're right, You're right.
I think they've tipped eighteen percent.

Speaker 14 (22:52):
Stingys sting stingy billionaires.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
This is how the billionaires stay billionaires. To get rich,
they only tip six hundred and thirty thousand dollars.

Speaker 14 (23:04):
Clint, just letting you know, as the producers of the
Brian Clint Show, we don't get tips, but we are
very open to it.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Well, you're always giving me tips, so you don't listen
to them though, No, I do not. Also, I'm not
employing you. Well why would I.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I'm I'm not.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Paying for your services. Why would I tip you?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
I'd work harder if you did me too. Actually, let's
do that. I'm just put it out there.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
What is twenty percent of your daily rate?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Oh? I don't want to know.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I want to talk to the people who have worked
in jobs where you do get tips. The closest I've
come is bars, But no one tips people in bars
in New Zealand and I worked in a sports bar.
No one was tipping in there. I did try and
hustle the Americans when I worked in gas stations. Whenever
an American would come and I'd make sure I cleaned
their windscreen, check.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
The oil, like silver service.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
But someone had already told these Americans that you don't
tip in New Zealand, and they were just like, thanks,
see ya.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I think one time I.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Got a five dollar note as a tip, which was good,
but it's nothing like what I want to hear about
this afternoon. If you've been in a job and you've
received a big tip before, can you share.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
It with us?

Speaker 1 (24:11):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Beyonce and Jay Z tipped the staff on the super
yacht that they rented six hundred and thirty thousand dollars,
which sounds good, but our producer Ala has done the
math and apparently they cheaped out on the tip.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
They didn't go full twenty percent. Uh So we want
to know, have you worked in a job where you
receive tips?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
What's your biggest tip? Maybe it wasn't a job where
you get tips, and you got one. Anyway, Mal's called through, Hey.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Mel, hey Quin, how are you good? You've got a
big tip? Mail.

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Yeah, so I worked in the high role in Roman
christ Church about twenty years ago.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
At the casino.

Speaker 12 (24:47):
Yes, yes, okay, and I an Arabian prince and his
partner came in one night and I went over and
asked if they wanted anything for drink or anything.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
I said no, thank you, and then put one hundred
dollars on my tray.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
One hundred dollars for no drink.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yea, what the hell? I'm amazing did they did they
drink or were they not drink? I mean, what do
you do? How do you how do you look after
people like that?

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Well, typically a lot of high rollers milk or like
you gave cigarettes at that time, but you know, even
a water or a you know, a carbonated drink.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
What's drink?

Speaker 4 (25:26):
What's the biggest amount you've seen someone throw down in
the high rollers room, mel.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
I've seen someone lose their house and then come back
the next time, went it back.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh that's groom?

Speaker 12 (25:36):
Yeah wow, no ideal?

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Okay, all right, thanks Mal, that's a good story. Let's
go to anonymous high Anonymous? Hi, how are you good?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Anonymous? Sorry that's not your name. There was Melb before.
Tell me about your big tip anonymous.

Speaker 8 (25:54):
So I used to work in restaurants and I was
in I was a chef in the back of house,
so we get forty percent of the tips. So front
of house will get sixty percent. We would get forty percent.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Now, on my average week, I was earning about five
hundred dollars a week on my wage. Just on my wage, Okay.
We then get an envelope at the end of the
week on the Sunday night, and it would have a
wad of cash and I'm talking like fifteen hundred dollars.
Whoa and I worked in the best restaurant in New

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Zealand and we had all the movie stars come in.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Okay, they were doing the.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I was going to say, ten thousands. Were you getting
Lord of the Rings people, Elijah Wood and the.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
Like one hundred percent?

Speaker 13 (26:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Orlando Bloom, did you see Borlando Bloom?

Speaker 8 (26:38):
Definitely got my photo.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
And you've got your fifteen hundred bucks cash a week,
and you're you're anonymous, so you can tell us the truth.
You're not paying any tax on that fifteen hundred dollars,
are you anonymous?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's no? Yeah, no, yeah, you're paying text on the
five hundred. That's good. I'm not not bad.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Quadrupling your wages and tips each week is not bad
at all.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Becky's here, Hi, Becky, Hey, how's it going good? We're
looking for stories about big tips. You got one, Jo?

Speaker 11 (27:09):
Indeed, it wasn't actually May. It was my husband. He
was helping a make out last year, guiding a couple
of Americans on a hunt for some deer antlers. Okay,
and at the end of the four day trip he
got two thousand American dollars.

Speaker 13 (27:22):
As a tip.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Not bad, two grand. It was pretty good in cash.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
Pretty happy with in cash.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
He must be good at he must be good at
his job, and he must be charming.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
It was the first time he did it, so he
just had a great time. But a fun love.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
That how good?

Speaker 4 (27:40):
And you're out there doing something you love as well.
We asked, did you get a big tip? Someone said.
I used to work as a beauty therapist in my
boss and I were asked to give Elton John some
beauty treatments at his penthouse in Auckland City before his concert.
We both got four VIP tickets to his concert and
one thousand pounds. I also used to get tipped quite

(28:01):
well working in London as a beauty therapy at a
beauty therapy selling well. Two things one you again, you
must be good at your job because they're not just throwing.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Cash at people who are duds. They're also not.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Booking someone who's not good for someone like Elton John. Also,
I've heard Alton John is notoriously frivolous with his money
or generous? Is that what we should say? He's generous?
Like there's a story about Elton John who kept his
house in the south of France with fresh flowers. Every
single day there was fresh flowers delivered to his house.
He kept the house full of fresh flowers even when

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he wasn't there, and he wouldn't be there for months
at a time, but it's still kept it full of
fresh flowers. So if you ever get to serve Elton John,
go over the top. I reckon that'll come out well
for you. And then Greg text him. We asked, did
you get a big tip? He said, eighteen year old me,
he got one hundred and fifty dollars tip for changing
an older ladies tire. She was in her mid to
late fifties. Would we call that older Greg, I guess.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Older than you, and I felt like she might have
been expecting a little bit extra. Again, I feel like
that could be the That could be wishful.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Thinking from an eighteen year old Greg. But one hundred
and fifty dollars for doing a good deed, not bad.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Thanks for you texts and lucky you if you're in
a tipping industry. I guess if anyone's got tips to give.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
It the moment, it's zed AM's Brillian Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
One of the great New Zealand films returns to the
cinemas today. Actually take away Tities. Hunt for the Wilder
People is ten years old. It came out in twenty
and sixteen, and Tyger posted on Instagram today this clip I'll.

Speaker 13 (29:36):
Never stop running, yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you.
I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator. I'm more like Terminator
than you, I said at first, you're more like Sarah Connor.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yes in the.

Speaker 13 (29:46):
First movie too, before she could see chinups.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I love that film so much.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
That's Rachel Howes and obviously jul and Julian Dennison and
that clip. Sam Neil's in it. Torhes Darby Stan Walker
is in Hunt for the Wilder People, and they're showing
it for the first time in four K. I wonder
if it would be noticeably different than four K. I
don't feel like you watched that movie for the for
the resolution. You watch it for Kiwi jokes, Kiwi scenery

(30:14):
and just that real vintage takeaway t T humor. I
thought for the tenure anniversary and to celebrate it, going
back into theaters, we could grab some classic clips like
that one that we just played.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
This is a Goodie.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Parkner is cork Asian.

Speaker 13 (30:30):
Well, they got that wrong because you're obviously white.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
There is a fearful Forkner's mental health following the recent
before of his wife.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I think I'm crazy and Asian and Asian Cork Asian.
While they got that wrong because you're obviously white. So
what do we do now? We run? No, we don't
need to run.

Speaker 13 (30:58):
Oh yeah, this is us.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
William Dennison is so good in that movie. He's only
thirteen years old in this film. He's only twenty three. Now,
he's married, he's been in Dead Paul. He's a Hollywood
superstar and he's only twenty three. Obviously, we mentioned Stan
Walkers in the film and.

Speaker 14 (31:19):
See what they got Ricky fake things spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
But oh, but the iconic and most memorable part of
Hunt for the Wilder People for most people is, of
course the iconic Ricky Baker song, Cocky.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Baker, Danny thirteen years old, you were a teenager and
you're as good as gold.

Speaker 10 (31:48):
Ricky Baker, Ricky Baker, Happy Birthday. Once rejected, now excepted,
I'm tecture, try factor.

Speaker 7 (32:06):
Ricky Baker, Ricky Paper, Ricky Paper, Ricky Paper, Ricky Paper.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Really it's the best if you want to relive it.
What a great opportunity. I don't know how long they're
putting it back in cinemas. I wish they would put
more classic films back into the cinemas. Maybe they do,
Maybe I just don't see it. But there's so many
movies that you'd like to go and see again at

(32:39):
the movies, isn't there? But I mean, if The Little
People is your jam, it's out now, so go and
enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It's zad AM's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Over the weekend, we had my daughter Maggie's fifth birthday party.
I now have two school age children, which is crazy
for me. Center Off to school for a first day today.
We had a more Ana themed birthday party for Maggie
on the weekend, which is very cute because everything, literally
everything is Mowana. She's Moana obsessed at the moment. She

(33:08):
got Mowana pajamas for her birthday, Mowana lego and at
her birthday party we had we had well, let's put
it this way, we had Moana show up. Which, if
you know how to organize kid's birthday parties, you know
how you get Moyana at your birthday party. You ring,
you call, you visit the island of Mortenui, or you

(33:31):
send an email there and Moana responds and she comes
to the party. Moana at our party. Very good, very good,
very convincing.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
As well.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
All of the kids, apart from one boy, completely obsessed
with Moana. One boy at the party came over to
me and said, excuse me, Moana is not real.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
And I said you, I think I think she's right bunny,
you bro, I think I think if you, if you
ever look, Miana is right here.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I want to know. Did she she did?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Sing? Yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
She taught the kids some dance moves, taught them how
to move their hips.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
It was very it was very cute, beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Did she was? She asked the question do something fun
with water?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, they didn't ask her to do that, but they
asked her how she got there. Oh, they were all
looking outside to find her boat.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh, bless, it's so.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
We were even nowhere near the water. And she's like, yeah,
I sailed here, yep. And they were like wow, no
questions five year olds, no questions, just.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Like wow, cool, that's very sweet.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Take her out of her word the dream.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
It got me thinking, though, because people who do children's
birthday parties are amazing people. They they they it's their
job to take over the whole party and they just
get these kids and they have them in the palm
of their hands.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
For she did a full hour.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
It was amazing and they were and when she left
they were gutted and when they got there they were screaming.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
And they got me thinking.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
If we were too, Like, if you wanted to become
a children's birthday party entertainer, you couldn't just do any
character like me. For example, I could not do Moana,
but I couldn't even do Mawi.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
What would you do? I'm trying to think now.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I've been to a birthday party before that Spider Man
has attended, which was very cool to have Spider Man there.
But when Spider Man arrived, I think Spider Man's suit
might have shrunk in the spider dryer because it was
showing parts of his spider build that I wasn't Yeah,

(35:30):
and that you don't necessarily want to see at a kid's
birthday party either. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe many people booking
Spider Man.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
Did.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Then should we book it for you?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
You are a big Spider Man fan, Caul, we book
a Spider Man.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
For he can come and swinging on the web.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. I was thinking, if I
had to do it, I could be. I could be
Benjamin Button when he was a young man.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
I'm gonna have to google who the here has been.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Benjamin Button is the I was born old and got
younger as he got old.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Would you be him when he's an old young guy
or a young old.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Guy, a young old guy so it looks old as baby. Yeah,
I could be. I could be one of the Kings
from the Barbie movie. I could be. I could be
drunk dad Kin at the party.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Oh, I could be if there's any Lord of the
Rings kids out there, I could be a Gandolf for
your kids. But the probably I'm tall and I've got
quite a few gray hairs.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I mean, you don't have to get it. But if
you could grow a beard, maybe you know what you
could do.

Speaker 14 (36:32):
You'd be the spitting image of the dad from inside out.
It's probably the mustache.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Right, I reckon.

Speaker 14 (36:38):
If you search him up, you'll lecture see your own
face reflecting right back at you.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
You're looking at a mirror. Oh that's good, Yeah, I
see it.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Holy shit, I think you could. Oh my god, I'm
the dad from inside out.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Literally you.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
I was going to say, I'm like, it's given me
a few more years. I could be the old man
from up, but holy crap, I'm inside out there, Bill Anderson.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
The old man from up is Mike Hosking.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Do not let Mike hosking him.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
I didn't say that, Okay, he does not.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's not how. It's not how Mike wants to be viewed.
Who would you be?

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I would be?

Speaker 5 (37:19):
I quite like Tangled Cinderella. Tank No sorry, Tank?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah yeah, the pun You're not blonde?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
No, no, but give me a long leg and I'm there,
my face for it.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, who else you could be? You could be?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I am related to her, so you keep telling you
that's great aunt marriage, Claudia.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You have to you lose this job. You've got to
become a child's party entertainer.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
What are you going to be?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I just don't think I'm any of the princesses.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
No, no, you were looking at your computer googling, trying
to figure this out.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I thought I was the mom from inside out, But.

Speaker 14 (37:50):
Now that I've given you the dad, I don't want
to I don't want to clean that anymore.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
You could be the mom from the Incredibles six.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I got the hips for it. I was going to
say quickly that you could be the girl from Brave.
She's ginger, the ginger, blue eyed round face. Yeah, but
you give me her gusto, you know, a baddie.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Right again, you're wrong or whatever you do your thing
with your hips, then lady, all right, I will.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Glint.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I want to talk to you guys about the worst
advice you've ever received and whether you chose to take
that advice or not. Steve Correll has appeared on Amy
Poehler's podcast Steve Carrell who By the way, our.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Producer Claudia said she's not a fan of Today, and
Claudia has some garbage opinions from time to time, but
this has got to be one of your worst Claudia, Well, it's.

Speaker 14 (38:47):
Usually Ryan Reynolds that everyone gets upset about me not
liking so much.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
So I don't really like Jennifer Lawrence. You're not not,
absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Can use Ryan Reynolds with Ryan Gosling? So can I
pair my reaction back a little bit?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Still? Ryan Reynolds is a bit out.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
There still on Jennifer Lawrence. How dare you?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
This is Claudia, by the way, who is famous for
her opinion. I don't like art, Yeah, I don't like art.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What do you like? I don't know. No, I mean
neiggling when I like it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Laudia is a fan of her dog, not dogs, her dog,
That is true. Steve Carrall has gone on Amy Pohler's podcast.
Her podcast is great, and because she knows everybody that's funny,
She's just like, oh, come on my podcast. Mayo route
off and she's like, yeah, hell yeah, oh come on.
He has revealed some terrible advice that he received from
none other than Paul Rudd. Everybody's famous hunk Paul Rudd

(39:49):
about The Office US.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Take a listen, they're doing an American version, and everyone
had the same reaction.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And I remember Rudd.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Aside, it was like, joke, do you man audition?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
There's no way.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah. Everyone was like, don't even touch this. Don't touch this.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Shocking advice from Paul Rudd, who would also have made
a good lead on the Office US, and I wonder
if he just wanted the job for himself. Steve Carell
did not take that advice. He did do The Office US,
and he went on to earn Google says between twenty
five and thirty million US from his seven seasons of

(40:30):
The Office Crazy. And if he had taken the advice
from his mate, who had gone, oh no, don't do it, man,
he would have missed out on that and it would
have never led to he would have Steve Carell, I believe,
would still be famous, claud he would still hate him,
but he would not be the true household or maybe
you would. But you know, that's that's a that's one
of the four pillars of Steve Carrell The Office Rick.

Speaker 14 (40:50):
And that show would have worked without him. I haven't
actually seen it, so I can't comment neither.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You know what, I've actually never seen it. Ok, But
I like Steve Carrall love forty year old.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Virgin, name another one, beautiful boy.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Even almighty. He's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
He's a true total ahole, but he's fantastic in the
morning show.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Is an unlikable character. Yeah, but like it's still Steve Corrall.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
He gets it in the end, though, doesn't he.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Now you're not up to that, but yet, No, I
got too stressed with the yelling, right, And.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I want to talk to people about the worst office
they ever worst office, the worst office they've ever seen?
And why is it the Australian one. No, no, No,
that's not what I meant to say. I want to
hear about the worst advice you ever received, and did
you take it? The worst advice I ever received would
have been when I got offered a job out of

(41:46):
broadcasting school to go and work at a very big
radio station. And they went back to the place that
I was studying broadcasting school and I said, hey, great news,
I've been offered a job in the industry. And they
said I wouldn't take it if I were you. You
have got one paper left to do. Why don't you
finish the paper and then go and take the job.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
And I was like okay.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
So I went to the job and I said, hey,
they reckon, I should finish this last paper. Can I
have the job in six months time? And they went,
uh no. So I didn't take the advice and I
took the job.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
And look at you now, smoke at my ass. But
I got my own I got my own show on.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
I'm with now so I'm going to breeze wedding.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
No, I'm not confirmed. Two out of three of us
again might not be him. What's the worst advice you
ever received?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Cms B and Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Sim Krela sim Paul Rudd told him not to do
the office us obviously bad advice that he didn't take.
So we've asked you, what's the worst advice you ever received?
And did you take it? Andrea is called through Hi Andrea,
Oh hi, Hi?

Speaker 2 (42:54):
What was it? What was the advice?

Speaker 9 (42:58):
My own mum said to make it, I should actually
stay with my husband even though he cheated on me,
because all men cheat and we just need to put
up with it.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Mum, Wow, did that make you think that mum was
speaking from experience.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
There maybe maybe.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
Just her era.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I think sure.

Speaker 9 (43:24):
And so needless to say, he's an ex husband and
I've definitely got a I've got a new husband now
and he's a keeper, so no problems with him.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh there we got there in the end. Yep, absolutely, thanks.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Andrea shows that even your parents have the wrong advice
sometimes right, even they don't get it right all of
the time. This person wants to be anonymous. Hey, anonymous, Hello, Hello.
We asked, what was the worst advice you ever gotten?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Did you take it? What was yours? Anonymous?

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (43:52):
When I was seventeen, my boyfriend at the time said, now,
don't go study nursing, come to Unie with me. And
I did that sort of regretted it ever since.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Because you didn't just you didn't study to be a nurse.

Speaker 16 (44:04):
No, yeah, I just I went. I went and studied
a Bachelor of Arts and.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Yeah, oh no, not the dreaded.

Speaker 16 (44:10):
BA do pearoh stayed in the same industry the whole time.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
What did you do with it? What did you do
with your BA?

Speaker 12 (44:19):
Journalism?

Speaker 16 (44:20):
And now I do PR and communications?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Oh yeah, because they say the Bachelor of Arts is
what everybody does who has no idea what they want.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
To do, right, And it was probably fair.

Speaker 15 (44:30):
That was probably yeah what I did?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
I just want to you know.

Speaker 16 (44:33):
He was like, just come to UNI.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
What's stopping you? How old are you? Why can't you
retrained to become a nurse.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
I live really remote.

Speaker 16 (44:40):
We live on a farm, and it's actually, yeah, it's
just too far away.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah. Do you think you might do it one day?

Speaker 6 (44:47):
Ah?

Speaker 16 (44:48):
Yeah, I've got to get the other half over the line. Yeah,
it's a full family saying if I was to go
and do it, but I'm happy in my job.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
It's just I regretted it.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
You know, I should have.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Done it when I was Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
I get anonymous thank you. And we asked what's the
worst advice you ever received? And did you take it?
Someone texting and said, my uncle told me just cut
your own fringe. How hard can it be? I took
his advice at fourteen. It looked like I lost a
fight with a lawn mower. I had school photos that year.
That's the criminal evidence that I still have. I'm still

(45:21):
waiting for my glow up apology from him. That's diabolical
from your uncle. To be like, yeah, you should do it,
you should cut your own fringe. I feel like any friend.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Whoever tells you that you should cut your own fringe
doesn't have your best interests at heart. You've done it.
Have you cut your own fringe?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'm so pro cutting your own fringe, are you? Yeah?
I do mine all the time, or I used to,
but people keep being like, no, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
But do you ever like it?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (45:46):
Every time I would like quite confidently cut someone else's
fringe too.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Ella, can I cut you a fringe?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
M clint, No, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
You got a bit of hair there. Or no, I
had a lot of practice. Good, you can do mine.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Otherwise you don't mean that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I don't. She's done it on air before.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Remember you want me to cut you a fringe?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, but like I want you to actually give it
a good No.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I don't want that much level. I don't want that
level of responsibility. If you do it, you have to
have it done. It's fringe for fringe.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Yeah, I already had a fringe once.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I looked like the moon.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm good, Hello on the moon. Tap for a birthday Bangerland.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Birthday number one song on your sixteenth birthday and McKenzie's
up first afternoon.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
McKenzie. Hello, do you have a good weekend? Mackenzie, yeah,
welcome too bad? Yeah? What'd you get up to?

Speaker 14 (46:46):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (46:46):
I just went out and saw some friends on Saturdays,
so yeah, that was good.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Nice. Okay, let's do your birthday banger? What's your did
at birth?

Speaker 11 (46:53):
Eighteenth of books two thousand and two.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
All right, mackenzie.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
You were sixteen on the eighteenth of August twenty eighteen,
and on your sixteenth birthday? This was number one?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Are you.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
The one where people got out of the moving car
and did the dancing beside the car on TikTok?

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Do you remember this? Mackenzie?

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Oh yeah, unfortunately, Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
It was a hit. It was number one. I don't
feel like it's aged particularly well, has it?

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Oh no, yeah, definitely not. Yea.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Is it called to light Drake again yet too? I'm
not sure. Let's go to Holly. Hey, Holly, Hello, how
was your weekend? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Good?

Speaker 15 (47:35):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Should we do birthday bang? And what's your date of birth?

Speaker 15 (47:37):
Sixteenth of February nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
All right, Holly, you were sixteen on the sixteenth of
February twenty twelfth, and on your sixteenth birthday? This was number.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
One Katie Perry part of me?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (48:00):
We love Katy Perry, We.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Like Katy Perry. That's a banger. Okay, wait, there one
more birthday banger. Jared's gonna do mum's birthday banger? Hey,
Jared's Hey, how's it going good?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
How can we doing? Mums? Have you already done yours?

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (48:14):
Mine was rubbish?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
What do you remember what you got? I think some
Katy Pierry song.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Gonna w from that one?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Fair enough?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
All right?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
What's mum's name?

Speaker 13 (48:25):
Uh? Donna?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Donna? What's Donna's date of birth?

Speaker 9 (48:27):
Jared's ninth of June nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
All right, Donna was sixteen on the ninth of June
nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
And this is your mum's birthday banger? Jared's Olivia Newton,
John and John Travolta. You're the one that I want.
From the Grease soundtrack, What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Jared?

Speaker 11 (48:55):
She loves that movie, so that's really Phylly June.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
All right, good result.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Wait there, we're going to choose between Drake, Katy Perry
and the Grease song. I think we're in agreeance here, right, Claudia,
we're gonna go with Oh okay, well I'm going to
go with Katy Perry.

Speaker 10 (49:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I was gonna go with Katy Perry.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
If it was Grease Megamix, Oh easy vote, I would
have gone. I would have gone Grease Megamix, but not
for just that one. But not just that one. Hey, Holly,
are you one birth?

Speaker 14 (49:21):
They're being a congratulations, amazing thank you.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Straight out of twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Here's Katy Perry on Zidim Clint Katy Perry and part
of Me on Zidim with Brian Clint, no brief saying,
I want to ask you guys a question next.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Do you if you? If you?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
If you?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Sounds so stupid when I say it out loud. Do
you have to break up with your hairdresser? If you're
going to change hairdresser? Do you owe them an explanation?
If you've been with that hairdresser for a decent amount
of time, if you're on fo name basis with that hairdresser,
do you owe them? And what do you owe them?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Is?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Surely it's not an in person conversation. Is it a text?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
I am considering doing it, and it's look, it feels
like a breakup.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
It's not saying to my hairdresser, it's not you.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
So much.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I know, I feel kind of serious about it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
So funny about it.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
I'll give you the details maybe the context next, but
on the surface, if you were to leave your hairdresser
that you've been with for a long time, do you
tell them or do you ghost them?

Speaker 14 (50:31):
We're gonna talk about it next podcast.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I just thought someone I know online with ABS who's
never had ABS before. You guys know this person too,
And then in the comments someone said that AI.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
The abs on can you do that? Can you ai
abbs onto yourself?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Surely you can.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I think we can.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
I don't think you should start, but like.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
I reargon, we should try it. I reckon we should
give it a go. I mean, yeah, same Do we
have to disclose it? Do we have to do hashtag
as hashtag.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Ai AI AI abs?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Anyway, we'll deal with that tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Right now, I've got a very serious question, and the
question is do I need to break up with my
hair dresser or if I'm leaving my hair dresser, do
I need to formally leave my hairdresser?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
You know what, I mean, that's ridiculous, is it. Maybe
that's your story.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I'll give you the context, Okay, I have had the
same here.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I'm very particular.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
About my my haircuts.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I hate a bad haircut, which is.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Funny for a guy that wears a head almost every
day exactly right, and headphones.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
And headphones and has shit hair.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
But you tell it, you would, smarlet thing.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
I have been going to the same person for trying
to work it out. I think about nine years.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh that's long, there'd be nine correct this person.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
I know that because this person was cutting my hair
before I had kids, of course, because she regularly says
to me, how is twoy my oldest daughter? And she
says things like it's her birthday soon, or she has
just had a birthday, so she knows. She says things
like how's Maggie, my youngest daughter. She'll be starting school soon.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
You guys are in deep. It's a full blown relationship.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Wait, so you're wanting to leave. So it's not you,
it's me.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, a little bit. I'm considering a change. I think
change is good. I don't know. I think change is good,
but it's not because I don't like the haircuts. It's
because I don't it's not because I don't like the person.

Speaker 14 (52:42):
No, it's not even that you're growing, you've grown out
of it, you've got bored.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
It's I found a more convenient option. It's very hard
to get an appointment to get my haircut by this
person because she's good and so she's busy, and so
it can often take a month to get a haircut.
And if you miss a haircuts hard to get back
in there.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
What's your average schedule? How often are you going?

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Every six weeks?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Gotcha? Okay?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
And if you miss it, you can wait up to
four more weeks. I found a place literally across the road,
and I went and had an emergency. Hecut the other
day and it was good, right, And it was cheaper
than my other place, which that's actually not a factor.
It's not substantially cheaper, like enough to go enough to change.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
But it's just put a seed in your brain.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
A So it's not like my questions with all of
that context. So you see it's ridiculous at the start,
with all of that context. Do I owe this person
and explanation or do I just ghost them and stop
going there?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Okay, you don't.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
This is how I see it because I've done it
to a few people as well. Yes, you don't owe
them anything. They've provided a service.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
I've paid for that service.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yes, and they've been really kind about it.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
And it's probably why you kept going this good customer service.
If you want to be a kind person. And this
is something I keep thinking about where I did ghost
my nail lady because she wants too far. You could
be a kind person. And however you communicate, if it
is on Instagram or do you text, text, you do
maybe flip them a message maybe.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
And say what hey, it's not you, it's me.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Literally, I just want to send you a bus.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
The other people, Yeah, yeah, this isn't working out anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
This arrangement want different things.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
This has been great.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Yeah, I'm really enjoyed our time together.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Bubbles if you know her favorite drink, could do something
like that.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
No, that seems too far, That seems way too far.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I know, I don't know. You could be kind and
just be like yo sosman.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
Yeah, someone texting and to my brother in law was
my last hairdresser, and I really wanted to change hairdressers,
and I am I was really thankful that he just
sold the business and it avoided that awkward conversation.

Speaker 14 (54:57):
What I'm hearing is you need to sell her business.
Maybe you need to train up as a hairdresser.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I think has gone too far. What do you what
do you think?

Speaker 14 (55:08):
Clear, big, realistic a text wouldn't go a mess.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
I think, hey, I'm getting a new hairdresser later, Bowl.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Yeah, well yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
For all the time, like the book.

Speaker 14 (55:20):
At first, I also thought you were being ridiculous because
I was like, it's your hair dressing, right right. But
I think because you you are quite familiar, like she
knows about your family, happened together through big life stages.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
You probably have seen you as my hairdresser through COVID.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh my gosh. Okay, yeah, you would have seen her
many many times.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
And I had to redbook and she's like, oh my god,
this is terrible. And I was like, I know, Breed
did it in lockdown.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
I've got the perfect message though. Okay, hey later.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Bowl, No, I just made that out. You literally just
heard me make that joke.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
You guys are not taking this. You guys are not
taking this thing seriously. Okay, I don't feel like you're
taking this seriously.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
It's a big deal, but also the major life situation
for me.

Speaker 14 (56:02):
You need to turn up in person and say hey,
it's not working out yea, or.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Just stopping I don't know, just.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
Grow up and go her okay, right, yeah, we're in
the twenty first century.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
To be honest, I have never bumped into my hairdresser
outside of the chair.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
But you will. Now you will.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
And I feel like as soon as I stop going,
I will and she'll be like, here's looking good. Crazy
hasn't grown in six months? Strange, that isn't it.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
I'm thinking, might be screwed.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeahither way, Well, thanks for nothing, Ghost, Welcome plays MS,
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