ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st March 2026

• What ruined your engagement? 
• Can we find a Name in a Haystack? Maybe not with the names Producer Ella picks. 
• Bree's Grandma experiment. 
• Sleep crimes. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jane did you just hear in.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Afternoon?

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Everybody, Welcome to the Bri and Clint Show. Welcome back, Bri.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Good to be back, guys, good to be back.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
We mister.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yesterday Brie was on a romantic getaway with her fiance
to the Gold Coast.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Nothing more romantic than Surface Paradise. Cavil Avenue, Am I right, Clint, I.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Don't know Kevil Avenue? What's Kevil?

Speaker 6 (00:38):
Ab?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Is that where the bars are?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's the most touristy yeah, bar heavy?

Speaker 7 (00:44):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Did you go to find some stuff happening?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Did you go to Condom Kingdom?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
We didn't go to Surface Paradise. It's surface paradise, not
for me. We take more a little bit down the
road in broad Beach, near the casino.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
We went to Dracula's. That was a good night.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I've still never been to Draculas.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh mate, the next time we go to the Goldie,
hopefully we can get the show over there again.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Soon. I'm taking you to Draculas.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
It is a spectacular, that's what it's called it is
not dracular spectacular.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, we nearly went to our back spectacular.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Have you been to that before?

Speaker 5 (01:17):
No, that's where they ride the horses around Yellowstone style, right.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yes, whilst you eat a full three course dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
How good?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, I mean it's got everything.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I'm keen for all of that. So yeah, let's get
this show on the road. Fun show on the way
for you. Today, we'll tell you how you can come
to Auckland FC and be in the Black Knights Lounge
with us free.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
You're aware of us.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I am very aware. I remember this was organized a
little while ago.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You and I were both very excited and can't wait
to take some people to see the AFC.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, it's going to be great.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
First though, Trady versus Ladies scores a twenty two trades
to Ladies twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Trade's got a win yesterday, bree.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Oh, they're coming back with a vengeance, aren't they.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
They're coming back and spits and farts and bits and bursts.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
But I don't know about vengeance.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, if you think.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You're one of those spits and farts, then you can
call us now. Eight hundred dials at M you could
win fifty bucks for your trouble.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
You're representing the spits or the farts this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That'll be your buzzer CDMs, Bree and Clint Podcasts.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
We're about to play trading versus lady. We've just lost
a lady. She's dropped off. So if you can plug
our lady gap, we need you to call now on
eight hundred dolls at him. That came out wrong, That
came out that's not you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes, please please plug our lady gap right now.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, we have a hole. No, that's not what I
mean either.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
We've got to plug our lady hole. I mean what.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
This is the very much treaty.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
This is lady, Oh, very good. The trading's and the ladies.
Eight hundred dials at M is our number if you
want to be our lady today. The scores are twenty
seven to the ladies. They're out in front. The trade's
on twenty two.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Lady is loading. So let's go to our trading first
for a change. He's nineteen, he's in Pami and he's
playing golf with his dad this Easter. Please welcome to
the show, Jacket exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It's you, Jackie boy. Who normally wins out of you
and your dad at golf.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Oh, it's got to be made, surely, you du I'm
going to say it's a right of passes. You're right
on the cusp nineteen. This is the point where the
son starts beating the father.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
So sad day for dad. I gotta say, it's sad
day for dead.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
We'll see, We'll see how it all plays out on Easter,
shall we.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, there's no coming back for day as all. I'm saying,
he's not a trade so I'm already beating him.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
You know.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, smack talk.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
You're taking on our lady today from Cambridge. She is
thirty two and she is the emergency lady. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Cayln.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Hello, hello cayln Im Kaylen.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
What is a fun fact about you, Caitlin that you
would tell people at a party.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
I'm a forest school teacher.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
You're a what school teacher?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Forest?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
A forest school teacher? There you go, that is a
fun fact.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Okay, your bus is Lady Jack Trading. First of three
correct answers gets the fifty bucks cash from KFC. Good luck, guys.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Question number one, Name an ingredient you'd use in a
traditional coleslawn.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I'm going to get it to Kaylin.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Just cabba, cabbage, cabbage, carrot, mayo. We would have accepted
any of those.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well done. One to the ladies.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Question number two, what is the approximate shelf life of honey?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Cranky Trady?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Jack? Yes?

Speaker 8 (04:50):
Jack, twelve month, twelve months, way off, Caitlin, Lady, No,
it's actually a trick question.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Honey is one of the only foods that never expires.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
I reckon they.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Found honey in like tombs in Egypt.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
That was still good?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Correct?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Still eatable?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, here we go, No points there.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Question number three name a main character from the office
US Michael Scotti. Well done, Dwight, Jim, Pam, Kevin Andy
would have also been acceptable.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Two to the ladies.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You need this one here, Jack to stay in at
Question number four. Berlin, Hamburg, and Munich are all cities
in which country?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Kaelin Germany? Germany's corect.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
God, Jack, I hope you're better at golf than you
are at trivia, because that was a downtrail, wasn't it.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
What?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Sorry? I think we're going to going with Kaylin. You're
the victor. Fifty bucks cash coming you away. Congratulations, Well
done mate, that's awesome and.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
You weren't even meant to be playing. You were the
emergency ring in.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
So how good ladies go to twenty eight tradees down
twenty two? Just we had did Trady versus Lady before
and we said that honey never expires. But the worrying
of our question is what is the average shelf life
on there. We've had a text from someone who says,
bee keeper's daughter here re your honey question. It's you're
correct that it doesn't expire, but requirements by law are

(06:36):
to have a five year best before date on all
honey that's sold in New Zealand and for export, so
they have to say that it expires in five years.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
But it doesn't that so they have to lie.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, well they have to put something on it.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I guess I always say this, Clint. I always say
best befor are just a suggestion?

Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, yeah, you're always saying that, Yeah, yeah, making it
super seriously.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm like, that's a nice suggestion, but I'm going to
sniff it in an eyeball it then make my own judgment.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, the sniff test.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, it always pays on song as it passes.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
The sniff test. Stick it in me.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
You good to go.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Hey, I saw this interesting story which I related to
because recently, obviously I got engaged. Thank you guys, hold
the applause, and I know for a fact and you
would have been through this same feeling.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I said, hold the applause, but I'll take it. Yeah,
send you guys.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
Actually you can't hold the applause? Okay, have you mention?
It just just happens.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
It happens.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
That is the engagement applause that I asked for. Thank you, Clint,
which you've been through this as well. It's very nerve
wracking setting up an engagement and in the lead up
to proposing, very on edge.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Oh my god, I don't know if I've been so
stressed and I have the knowledge that I'm about to
do it and I.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Have the ring. Yeah, it's so stressful.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
And why are you stressed? Because you're worried it's not
going to go perfectly.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, you just want it to go well.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
And even if you feel like you know what the
answer is going to be, you still want to nail it.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
You know, did you have a part in the back
of your brain where you're like, she could say no, nah,
listen to the confidence I saw. Well, I saw this
woman post this video of her engagement that got absolutely
ruined by someone that they.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, so here's the situation. Her name's Amanda, and she
posted this video. This was back in twenty seventeen, but
she's reposted it, and that her and her partner took
a cruise on one of the big cruise liners and
the guy, her now husband, his name's Gary. He was

(08:55):
organizing a proposal, right, and he's went to the staff
there on on the cruise ship and he said, right, guys,
I'm organizing a proposal.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
This is how I want to do it. It's going
to be at the dinner.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I'm going to propose and then I want you guys
to come out and kind of make a big hoop
bla about it and sing, you know, a bit of
a song, bring out this cake, you know that kind
of thing. The only problem was is that one of
the staff members went way too early on the big
celebration and the engagement song, and he hadn't proposed yet.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
So they spoke of the surprise. So what you're.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
About to hear is some audio where she's very confused
at this point because he hasn't proposed yet.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
But this is what happened.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
All right, I'm golly gonna sing a happy.

Speaker 9 (09:45):
Im Oh no, no, no, first of all, not a song.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, that's happy birthday disguised as an engagement song.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Singing boy. It's like, it's like a pregnant woman.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Unless you can see the baby, you don't comment unless
you can see the ring on the finger, you don't
sing happy engagement to you.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
No, they got it very wrong.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
And the the woman looked super confused. But then I
think she'd figured it out. She was like, oh, no,
I know what's going on. And then and then the
guy that had organized it just goes, oh will you
marry me? Like just on the back of it. He
handled it very well, he did. He did handle it well.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Everybody had the best of intentions. Look, you just it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Wasn't anyone's fault. I mean it was it was the
worker's fold. They went too early. But we're not going
to say that to make him feel bad.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Nah. We do want to know.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
We do want to hear from people who had the
engagement ruined though by someone else, by a situation, by
a family member.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
By the weather.

Speaker 5 (11:15):
If your proposal got ruined because of something, that's what
we want to hear about this afternoon.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Maybe it was ruined, Clint because the person you were
proposing to said no.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
That would that wouldnoun that would ruin it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, maybe you were doing romantic fish and chips on
the beach and a seagull came down and just as
you opened the ring box, the seagull grabbed the ring
with its beak and flew off with the ring.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
See that's the kind of stories we're after.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
That's that's the dream story. That is the dream of
your situation. That's the story we get, Clint. Queenie's caught up, Hi, queene, Hi, Queenee,
what ruined the engagement?

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Queenie?

Speaker 7 (11:55):
My partner shed bought my engagement ring in like two
weeks before we were buying a house, and he had
put the engagement ring on a content insurance.

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Yes, and while we were buying our house, I was
in charge of putting the house under our house insurance
content insurance.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
And well no, I was on the phone with the
lady please her heart, and she said, oh, I've got
this ring price for this much. Under your concience, it's
just true, Like, do you agree with this? And I'm like, oh,
this is some pretty time hearing it.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
So you not only found out that there was a ring,
you found out exactly how much that ring was worth
before it had been given to you.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Yeah, what did you do, Queenie?

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Did you did you pretend not to know and wait
for him to propose or did you just come out
with it?

Speaker 11 (12:57):
I actually pretended that I didn't know anything about it.
And why did n't we proposed after he proposed?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I told him I think that's.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
The kind thing today, queen.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, What did I want to know? Queenny?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
What did the lady on the phone say when you
were like, this is the first time hearing about this ring?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Did she realize what had happened?

Speaker 7 (13:20):
Yes, so she realized I didn't know anything as dad,
and she was so sorry.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, oh no, she would feel awful, but she's doing
a job, Yes exactly.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
She said to me, Oh, just pretinue.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
To know, please please, I don't want to lose my job.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Thanks, Queenie. We asked what ruined the engagement. Someone said,
I used to volunteer as carriage crew on a steam
train group. My now husband was planning to propose. When
we got a moment alone. A couple of the guys
suspected he might propose and wanted to announce it to
the train when it happened, so wouldn't leave us alone
at all. Hubby didn't pose for three more months. Is

(14:02):
wrong with people like, it's not your thing? Leave them alone?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
But do you need to bloody announce it to everyone? Yeah,
this one's very good. It says my now husband wanted
to propose at Lake Topor on New Year's Eve.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
We were staying in a batch across the road from
the lake.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I got tired and grumpy and didn't want to go,
so we made the bed up and he proposed in
the dingy old sheep sleepout. So romantic, I said yes.
Over thirteen years ago, we've.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Got to text from someone called Andy Eyes, and it
says my five year old at the time said, Mum,
use your eyes if you want to become an Eyes.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Oh, let's kick. A kid must have known where the
ring was.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Uh huh, one hundred percent. Kids can't keep secrets. I
earnt that.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
No, you shouldn't have told the five year old in
the first place.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
It's way too big a secret for a five year
old to.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Keep yeah waiting, Yeah, you were dooing from the start?
What about this one? Not completely ruined? But I proposed
to my wife at the top of a mountain bushwalk
on Sunday. As she was walking up the last part
to look out to the lookout. I took everything out
of my pockets to get the ring out and proposed.
She said yes, and we walked back to the car,

(15:11):
which was forty plus minutes in the dark.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
I realized I'd left the keys.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
At the very top of the mountain when I'd taken
everything out of my pockets, and so we had to
do the whole walk again in the complete pitch dark.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
Oh, I saw an extra hour and a half plus.
You've got to look for the keys in the dark.
They would take all of the romance out of it
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
This one's good too.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
My now ix husband decided he was going to propose
in front of a waterfall at a picnic date I
had planned.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
When we got to the.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Waterfall, another guy was down on one knee proposing very
romantically to his partner. We waited and sat on a bench,
not to ruin the moment. Then he handed me the
ring and said we might as well just have this.
Then he totally totally ruined it. But I'm glad we
didn't ruin it for the other couple. Yeah, yeah, that's

(16:03):
having a suck.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I like how that person has been like my now
ex husband. And then I mean the proposal, maybe it
was an omen. I don't know what if you if
you pretend you're a woman.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Yeah, yeah, no, I do agree with you.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
I was just thinking the idea of the proposal gets spoiled,
the marriage is ruined.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
But no, not, that's different, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
No, No, I'm not saying that if the proposal gets ruined,
but if if your partner who's proposing goes you may
as well have this, then.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
You know, like, it's not it's not it's a red
flag for me.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
That's how my mum says, my dad proposed, really yeah
don't And he goes how long we've been together and
she was like, oh, five years, and I guess we
should get married.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Then this is just a PSA for any any men listening.
Trust me, get down on one.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Day and you think she doesn't want to even exactly
do it, just to let her tell you to get up.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
But at least you did it. At least you Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah, get down on your bloody knee, start.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Off on the right foot which has no foot, down
on one knee.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Okay, MS Britan Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
This is the tea Look.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I know there is a lot of excited people about
the new live action TV series, The Harry Potter One
where they're remaking it Clint, And there's been a lot
of chat around the casting of Harry, Ron and Hermione
because obviously they're the three big roles, and there's a
story out today talking about how much the three kids

(17:38):
who have been casting those roles for the TV series
are getting paid for this first season. Yeah, it's a
lot of work for these kids, you know, it's a
hell of a lot of work. So the three kids
that we're talking about, Dominique McLoughlin, he's twelve, he's playing Harry.
Then you've got Arabella Stanton she's eleven, and then Alistair

(17:58):
Stout he's twelve. Eleven and twelve year old kids, right,
they're very young, but like you said, a lot of
work would go into making this TV series, and reports
today that they will be getting paid each five hundred
thousand pounds which I've done the math on it is
around one point one million New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
For what for the first season? The first season.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Yeah, it's a hell of a lot of money, if
you ask me, it's a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's just a lot of work because they're not going
to stop at one season, are they? Harry Bot a
TV show? How many series are they making?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Well, they're hoping they won't stop at one season.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Well, that's a very good point, Brie. It's seven seasons
that they're planning together. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Wow, And obviously they're going to make more if the
show becomes more popular, they'll have to pay them more
to keep them, obviously on board all that kind of thing.
Very young to be doing that much work, but a
lot of money.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Seven seasons, eight episodes and the first season.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
So okay, so it's a relatively short season you rericking? Yeah,
like an eight eight episode. I mean, I guess every
TV series is eight episodes a season now, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, I mean it's not like Hillary Duff when she
was a child actor. They used to do forty episodes
a season.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Point and she wasn't getting anything close to half a
million pounds, was she No way, Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Good luck to them.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Are you gonna watch it the HBO Harry Potter TV series?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Not for me?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
No, I mean I didn't watch the movies or read
the books, so I just.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Start now, Yeah, I start now.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
That's the tea the ZM podcast networks.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I have to bring up what I heard from our
producer Ella earlier today.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
What has she done.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Now recently married? Have you guys hit the one year mark?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Ellen?

Speaker 12 (19:50):
Nearly in two under two weeks?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well, if you get there, true, if you get there
after what I've.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Heard, Oh, yeah, that's true, it might go Allder Custard.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Tell tell Bri what you're doing to your poor husband?

Speaker 13 (20:07):
True?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
In bed?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Right, So, Bri, I am a wriggler in bed when
I'm sleeping, and it's yeah, it hasn't been too much
of an issue. You might have the odd fight about
stealing a blanket.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
And of course that's pretty common exactly.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
But over the weekend, not once, but twice, I woke
Ryne up with an elbow to the mouth and an
elbow to the eye in my sleep, mate, What.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Kind of dreams are you having where you're literally elbowing
your your husband in his sleep.

Speaker 12 (20:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
You told me you were punching him.

Speaker 12 (20:45):
Well, it feels like a punch for him.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm not elbows nearly.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Is he waking up when you do it?

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:53):
So I am asleep and I wake up to him going,
oh what the and in getting mad at me?

Speaker 12 (20:59):
And then I'm confused and I'm.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then I try to pat
his head and he doesn't like that.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
It's hard to apologize when you obviously don't mean it too,
because you don't remember doing it.

Speaker 12 (21:08):
Well, no, I feel bad, but I'm like, well, good,
are you okay? Chick for blood?

Speaker 7 (21:12):
No?

Speaker 6 (21:13):
Good?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Are you sure that he's telling the truth? Is another
one too. Do you think that maybe he's just trying
to get some kind of one upmanship on you? And
so he can ask for something down the track and
be like, well, you have been punching me in my sleep.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
That's true, So why can't I.

Speaker 12 (21:25):
Because I don't. I don't know he could.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
He's all right flying, But yeah, you have to take
his word for it.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
And we all know you've told us before you don't
trust him.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
He's a dirty BIG's the bid because that's that's one
solution is a bigger beach.

Speaker 12 (21:40):
Well that's what I thought.

Speaker 6 (21:41):
I was like, perfect, here we go, Let's get a
big old California king.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, because I love it?

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Is this unrelatable from me? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
After sleeping in a king bed, which I mean I
slept in and we slept in a queen for many.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Many years, my partner and I.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
But after sleeping in a king and because I'm visiting
my parents in Queensland at the moment in my room
here it's a queen. It has been awful. I don't
know if I could ever go back.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
You hate the queen?

Speaker 6 (22:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I hate it?

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Because we gotta. This is talk about unrelatable. We got
to We've got a California king.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh, you've got the Caliphi.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
We've got the mega big bid and we got it
because I'm a thrasher and bid. You talk about talking
about being regularly a no no, like I toss and
turn with force and my sleep, I'm like, sid, decide, So.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
We've got a really big and you're a snorer.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
But I miss but I missed my wife and so
far away from me that I don't remember how she
likes it and that is how she likes it.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
That is how I missed my wife.

Speaker 12 (22:47):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
I wish you could be further away.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
What do you think about it installing an actual wall
in between?

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Actually we get too calor Forornia king's side by side?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, what are the biggest size?

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I literally was having because my partner and I we've
been talking about how much we've been hating sleeping in
the queen bed and then we're talking about it with
some friends of ours and they brought up So there's
the queen.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Then you go to a king. Then you go to
a super king, California king.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Have you guys heard is there?

Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm pretty sure there's a European king.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
There's an Alaskan king that was one of them, which
is bigger, which is bigger than the California king. And
then there's a there's now a Florida king. Is the
Florida the biggest as far as I can see, the
Florida is the biggest?

Speaker 12 (23:38):
Where do you think your sheets for that?

Speaker 3 (23:39):
So this is the problem.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
This is the problem, and again first world problems.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Yeah, the issue with having a California king is it's
very hard to get your sheets on sale at Brisco's.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
I was gonna say, can you go to Briscoes and
even find them?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Hardly? No, hardly?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I like patterns and designs, and you know, you
just looked up online the different names, the sizes of
the beds.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
You want to hear what some of them are called. Yeah,
it's quite interesting.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
So you've got your California King, which we all know,
the Olympic Queen, which is smaller than the California.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
It's tiny sized bed, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
It's bigger than a queen, just I think. And then
you've got the Wyoming King, the Texas King, the elastic
Alaskan King, the Alberta King, the texts, there's so many
different types.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Shack sleetson because it's a great question.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
When you go king, Queen, Queen, King, super King, California King,
they don't get any longer, they just get wider and
wider and wider.

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Surely there would be something for the tall people. I mean,
what about you? Are your feet dangling off the bed?

Speaker 6 (24:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Not in the California.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I've just looked out what Shaquille O'Neill has as a bed.
It's custom made, it's custom made, and it measures twenty
feet long by ten feet.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Wide, twenty feet long. Yes here it's.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Designed to accommodate his seven foot one frame. And it's
called the Super King. But it's roughly one fifth the
size of a tennis cart.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
But twenty feet long?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Is it twenty feet long?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
It's custom made, it's three times the length of him.

Speaker 12 (25:24):
You need a massive bedroom, you need like a launder
of dining, and you have.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
To have your sheets custom made.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
God, you really could.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Sail maker by someone who makes sales for pirate ships.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, imagine crazy.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Imagine trying to re stuff the.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Douvet in her and a bit like that, because usually
how I do it is like get into the douvet
suffocate you would you wouldn't find the exit sign.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
It would be like a maze. You could get lost
in there and get lost for three days.

Speaker 6 (25:54):
About a whole tennis team or basket times to direct
you out of here.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Imagine in trying to fold the fitted sheet for that bed.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Someone said, guys, all these all these beds sound like
types of crabs.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
They do, don't they California King the Alaskan.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Alaskan It's MS Clint Podcast.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
We were just talking before Brie about sleep crimes being
committed in your bed. And we heard from the person
whose workmate sleeps node and is also a sleep walker
and left the hotel on a work conference and was
nude in the elevator.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Yes, someone could be worse.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Someone said, guys, I'm a sleep walker and I sleep
walked naked into my in laws bedroom.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Oh no, oh no, na oh.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Imagine trying to explain to them I was sleepwalking and
like they're never going to believe you.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Imagine you're the parents and you wake up and your
daughter's husband or boyfriend is.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
At the foot of your beer butt naked. What do
you do?

Speaker 5 (27:03):
What's your what's your first reaction? Do you do you
react with sympathy first? Do you react with do you
lead with compassion? Or do you just I just don't
know what your natural reaction would be.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
The best case scenario for those three people involved in
that incident is that you all choose to completely forget
about it and never never mention it ever again.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
I think you're right.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
I think you're I think the best case scenario is
you're able to lead the naked person back to their bedroom, yes,
and put them back into bed, and they hopefully have
no knowledge of it, right, Yeah, you don't wake them
and you know and you and your wife knows. And
if you want, could you tell your daughter and you
bring her in on the horrible secret that you know.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Tell no one, Tell no one, tell no one, but
always keep it asmo.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Just in case you need it one day.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
You know how they say never wake a sleepwalker?

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
What is what is the protocol around waking a naked sleepwalker?
Do you know what's the protocol there?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yeah, I think it's worse because then they don't know
where they are and they also don't know why they're naked.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
As ms Brin Clint Podcast, Let's play our newsh games.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Brian Clint's small town Betyal.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Still pretty new and still with limited success.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Just how we like our games, right, Brey, exactly? You know,
set the bar low, which the bar is very low
for this. I think you're the only one that's yet
to get a point in the game.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Why on earth would we want to run a successful
game on the bri and Clint Show.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
It's not our thing, is it.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
No, it really isn't. It's very off brand for us.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
We're both from small towns.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Last week called the Cheese factory in your hometown and
a place called Stanthorpe, Australia, and they had.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Absolutely no idea who you were. Bree, quick question for you.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Do you know a local girl by the name of
Brianna Thomas L No, I don't have you been to
the cheese factory since you've been home.

Speaker 14 (29:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You know what's so funny is my mum went there
a couple of days ago and the owner of the
cheese factories come out and said, die.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I'm so sorry that worker she's dead.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
To me, I know exactly who your family is, and
if you had a called me, I would have known.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
But no, she's new but the cheese factory. So that
was the story.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Well, I guess we'll just have to take your word
for that, bri.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
I guess we'll just have to.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I just have to believe you, won't we Yep, you will.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Look, it's your turn this week where we're going to
call someone from your small town to see if they
know who you are.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Clint okay, Brie, very interested in where you're going to
call this week?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
I wanted to go with.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I thought we'd take it up a notch and call
places which I think would have a good chance of
knowing who Clint Roberts is. And the reason they would
is because you used to work at this place. Oh interesting,
the petrol station you used to work at as as
a teenager. BP Fairy Springs is where we will be

(30:11):
calling this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I did. I worked there with my dad.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I mean that since demolished and completely rebuilt the petrol session.
But it's in the same places, the same it's the
same petrol session.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
There still could be someone that you worked with that
works there. We don't know. We're about to find out.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Claudia, please connect us to BP Fairy Springs to see
if I am a big deal in my small town still.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Hello, Hello, yes, hi, Hi? What was your name?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Bokel?

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Lookkel, I have a question for you.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
I was just wondering if you knew someone with the
name Clint Roberts. Not really, No, No, you've never heard
of that person before. Not an ex employee?

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
No you sure, Clinton Roberts. Nop Okay, That's all I needed.
Thank you so much for you.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I'm not a picture of me in the staff room, Michael.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
No, no, no employee of the month.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
He would have been. Maybe have the Clinton Roberts memorial
pump at the BP.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
No not really no, no, no, thanks Michael, thank you,
thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
God.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
No legacy, no legacy at all at BP. Fairy Springs
for you, Clint. That is another failed attempt at small down,
small down, big deal.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I wonder if they remember me anywhere I used to
work like. I wonder if you called the Edge, if
they would have any idea who I was. No, we've
got another Clint.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
We had Sharon Casey on the show a few weeks ago,
and she she said it kind of rung a bell
but not really.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Plays Brien Clint.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Let's get classical.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
And Clint classical.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
It's me and you Brie against the evil producer Ella
An a race to guess songs as quickly as possible.
They're not regular songs, well they are, except Claudia's redone
them on a piano.

Speaker 13 (32:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I've learned how to play myself. Yeah, you're so talented.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
You've learned how to work.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I learned myself how to play the piano. What you
do in the privacy of your own home is you
you only just learn that I'm a pianist. Wait you
funny play shall we?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
You guys know the rules.

Speaker 12 (32:36):
Make sure you buzz them with your name. I need
the artist and the name of the.

Speaker 15 (32:38):
Song, and the first team to two points is going
to win.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Here is your first song, Ella, Ali Chandelier.

Speaker 15 (32:59):
That's the words.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I had nothing even after she said it, I had nothing.
Same he sometimes that wants to.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Hear, but not bum. I can hear it now? All
right again, maybe you'll get the next one.

Speaker 14 (33:20):
There's one point for Ala.

Speaker 15 (33:21):
Here's another song, Clint Clint by Camella, not that one, I.

Speaker 12 (33:32):
Guess not fancy fancy.

Speaker 15 (33:49):
Woo.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Very good from her this week. I think not to
quote Austin Powers here. After last week where I did
nothing and Clint you did everything and won us the game.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I literally said no words. I think I've lost my mojo.
I think I've found your mojo.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Yeah, I don't know if you can say that today.
I think Ella was just so on a chance. Jeez.

Speaker 5 (34:18):
Yet, no shade, Meghan, you correctly picked the winner of
that game. So you get fifty KFC Chicken dollars.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Well done.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Who yay, good show, Megan, good show.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
I will I will save longtime listener, first time caller.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Good Thanks Meghan, good deb you on.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Thanks guys, for you Cdmsbree and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
It's a Tuesday, and on a Tuesday, we go looking
for a.

Speaker 12 (34:58):
Name.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Hardest game in radio.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Three thousand, one hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs today, Bri.
If the random person on the end of the phone
answers with the name that we are looking for today,
that's how much money they will win.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
That is correct, Clinton.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Both are randomly selected from our two producers.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Let's go with the place we're calling first.

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Who's picking the place? Claudia, Claudia, where are we calling for?

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Name?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
And a haystack?

Speaker 14 (35:27):
I'm being real creative this week because Bree's gone back
to her hometown. I want to combine both the elements
of Clint's hometown and breeze hometown. So we're going to
Rhoda Rua, where Clint's from, and we're calling the most
Australian shop I can think of.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Bunnings, very good, Bunnings, rode A Ruer, okay Ella who
works at Bunnings road Ruer.

Speaker 12 (35:49):
You guys roll your eyes at the names I pick,
but I think this could work.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Dustin Dustin Justin far out writing Duin, what world do
you live in?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
How much I know what world she lives in. She
lives in a stranger Things world.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
How many people do you know personally? Ella with the
name Dustin?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Three? All right, No, you can't change it because we can't.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
We can't influence it. It has to be randomly selected.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I think I think we permanently dan Elli the name
in this game.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
It's a bit of fun. All right, Claudia, please connect
us to Bunnings where f Dustin answers the phone, he
or she?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Kelly?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Hi, Kelly, It's Brian Clint calling from Zidium radio station.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
How are you hi, Kelly?

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Good?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I've got a very simple.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Question for you, Kelly. Is there anyone And I know
you've got a lot of staff there, and I don't
expect you to know everyone's name?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Is anyone at Bunnings Road Rual with the name Dustin?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
He works for us a long time ago. He's not
here anymore.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
WHOA Okay, Wow, Kelly, Wow, you've just saved one of
our producers a big embarrassment.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
You just saved her job.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Literally, if Dustin, Kelly, if dust then had answered the
phone today we played this game called Name in a Haystack,
and if dusted it answered the phone, he would have
won three one hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Oh damn, yeah, don't if you still know Dustin, don't
tell him no because it's just going to be a disappointment.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, okay, oh thanks. He lives in Australia now, so.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Oh good Kelly, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Thank you, Kelly, see you later.

Speaker 7 (37:40):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
B who's going to apologize to Ella?

Speaker 5 (37:43):
First?

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I think you do.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I was.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I was going to work on mine, so if you
could do yours.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Ella, Yes, I apologize to you for picking the name Dustin.
Turns out wasn't that far fetched and I was wrong.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
I want that is my ringtime at my alarm, my
voice message, and I just want to echo what Brie.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Said, cop out as usual, absolute cop out from you.
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Next week three two hundred dollars. The Roast of Brion
Clint is weeks away. It's the eighth of May. It's
part of the Comedy Festival. It's in Auckland on a Friday,
Friday night. So we encourage you to come, if not
for the entertainment, for moral support for you and I.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Right, Brie, Yes, we would really appreciate that it'd be
nice to have some supportive friends in the room.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
In the lead up to this, we are thickening our
own skin. We are conditioning ourselves to roasting by making
ourselves vulnerable. We offered Hailey Sprout the opportunity to roast
us live on radio.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
She didn't hold back.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
She took that opportunity and she sprinted with it. Clint.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
We offered the opportunity to your mother. Mama died to
roast us, and I feel like she really got off
on it, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, you should have seen her afterwards. She had a
spring in her step for days, Clint, for days.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
So we've got to keep it up. We've got to
keep it up. There's no point slackening off now. I
have asked chet GPT to roast us this afternoon, and
you'd be surprised how much chet GPT knows about us personally,
about our show as a brand, about our listeners and
the contribution they make to this podcast, and the people

(39:37):
grinning out there, and the producers, both our producers who
have also been roasted by chet GPT this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
No sign up for that.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
No you didn't, No, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I mean, what guys, don't even be worried. It's a
bloody computer. I mean, my feelings aren't going to be
her by a computer.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
This straight from the computer's mouth where I just said
to it. Please wrote to the Brian Clint Show. Here's
the first one. It says, your show is basically proof
that you don't need a plan to be on the radio,
just confidence and a red on air sign. You treat
structure like it's optional, like Breeze Gym membership does herbatim

(40:20):
from a computer? The chat GPT on the roast of
Brian Clint. You ever listened back to your Guys show
and think.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Wow, that was fun? Neither, It's more like, why did
that story take six minutes and still not have a point?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
It's so specific, Yeah, so correct, which is what makes
it hurt.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Molly I said, chat GPT roast the Brian Clint Show,
and it said we ask listeners for texts like we're
crowdsourcing comedy, but eighty percent of them sound like someone
type the text with their while driving with their knees.
How you don't get to roast our listeners?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah? How dare chat GPT? How dare they?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I mean probably quite correct and we don't condone texting
while driving.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
I love how you guys hype up every topic like wow,
this is going to break the Internet. And then it's
just Karen from Totonga saying her worst advice was don't
eat carbs electric stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Guys rude to Karen.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Alone.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
The Brian Clint Show has real we'll fix it in
post energy, which is bold because it's live radio.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
I like that one.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
That's good, and then decided to take to us individually.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Bre Oh, here we go, and it went to me first.
It says Clint runs the Brian Clint.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Show like a substitute teacher who wants to be liked,
great vibes, zero discipline, and everyone would rather be watching movie.

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Liked that.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
That is your main goal in life other than be rich. Hey,
excuse me, this is sorry.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Don't turn on each other.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Sorry, sorry on each other.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Clint's biggest strength is sitting up a great joke and
then respectfully letting it pass by untouched, like he's holding
the door open for it.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Okay. Chet then switched focus.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
To Brie past these we cannot, I asked Chebt roast
the Brie and Clint Show. This is to get us
ready for the roast of Bri and Clint, and for Brie,
it said, Bree tells a story like she's getting paid
by the word. By the time we get to the point,
I've emotionally moved on, made dinner and filed my text.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okays a long story correct, and most of the time
the stories are average.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
So you sit through a very long story with no payoff.
Short story gone long.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Rere reacts to things at a ten every time, which
is impressive because even when the stories are three, she's
out here treating.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Like it's breaking news.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I can't help that.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
I've got ADHD and everything is stimulating to me, right, I.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Said, roast the Brian Clint show, chet GPT, and it
then switched focus to our producers and it knew.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Our producers by name.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
This is what's scary about this AI thing, and it said,
big shout out to Alla and Claudia. Without them the
show would have no structure, which is crazy because with
them the show has no structure.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
It's so good. It's good, very good.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
One last partting shot for the whole show.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I said to chet GPT, roast us ahead our roast,
and it said, in all honesty, your show is like
a podcast that accidentally got put on live radio too long,
barely edited, and somehow you are still confident that people
should be listening to this.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You know what, have they been talking to our bosses?
Because this is what we get told in bloody airchecks
all the time.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Not only are we confident you should be listening, we're
asking you to pay money to come and watch us
get roasted. Now, if you're up for it, you can
do that at Comedyfestival dot co dot nz. The roast
of Brian Clint is just twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
After that, Clint getting a thick skin, I think our
whole bodies are going to have to be calloused.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I'm going to wear leather.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I think I'm gonna wear like a motorcycle outfit.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Clintlin Birthday, Here we go, Birthday, Bank of Time for you,
Tuesday number one songs when people turn sixteen, and then
we'll play our favorite one.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Clint Dibbi is up first on birthday banger Hi Debbie, Hi, Debbie, Hi,
Brion Clint hey doing Debby?

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Has your day been?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
I'm pretty relaxed?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Oh good, here, Debbie? What's what's it been? What's the
why is it relaxed?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Oh, we didn't have to do anything today. Oh perfect,
what a great day.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
How bloody good? Apart from call us for birthday banger, Debbie,
that's it? Yeah, okay, well let's do it.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 5 (45:30):
The twenty first of Joan nineteen sixty nine, Orr Dibbi.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
That means you were sixteen in nineteen eighty five. And
here's your birthday banker.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Oh yeah, Debbie tears for fears.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, that's not fair.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
That's I like a Debbie nice and relaxing Debbie.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yep, yep fits the bill. Go wait there, Shannon's going
to do a birth banger.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Hey, Shannon, Hi, Shannon, Hay team.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
Hey at first time call our longtime listener.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
Way, Shannon, we're finding real Jen Shannon time.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Well, we appreciate you finally calling through. Let's hope we
don't disappoint you. What is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (46:22):
It is the main nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
All right, Shannon, that means you were sixteen in two
thousand and four. We've done our calculations and this was
at the Toplaium. Oh yeah, banger, Spider Baits and black
Biddy me I like that one.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
That's a weird song.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
Do you like it?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Shannon?

Speaker 7 (46:51):
That was a good time of your life for sure?

Speaker 6 (46:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Okay, wait there Shannon. One more birthday banger for Honicore.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Hey, Hi on Cole, Hi, how.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Are you good?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
How's your day been?

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Been?

Speaker 11 (47:05):
Pretty good?

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Good to hear?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (47:08):
What is your your dob?

Speaker 11 (47:10):
It's the twenty seventh of August nineteen ninety right.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
That's easy math. You were sixteen and two thousand and six.
In six this was number one. I feel like we've
had this one before.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Clean good dad joke. That's Beyonce and Deja Vu on
a call? What do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It's not bad bad, it's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Tell someone usually well.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
I feel like it's one of those Beyonce songs that,
oh it's not overlay, not overplayed exactly.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
She has a few really good collabs with her husband.
This is one and that's one of them. Yeah, I agree, Okay,
Spider Bait Tears for Fears, God, it's a real mostly crew.
This so different, is so different. I'm going to vote
for I don't often vote for Beyonce, but I'm going
to vote for that Beyonce song.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I think I'm going with you. Beyonce Deja Vu ray
On Cork.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Congratulations, You've just one birthday banger?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Oh perfect, thank you. Here it is from the year
two thousand and six. It's a Beyonce and jay Z classic.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I remember this takes me back.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Brian Clinton, ziem.

Speaker 14 (48:34):
Brian Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Banger birthday banger in fact for Hony Court, that's Beyonce
and jay Z's Deja Vu.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Number one and two thousand and six.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
For me, Beyonce at the top of the game right there.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah, tune, no regrets the ZM podcast, Neworks.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
There is a theory abouts that is picking up speed
on socials, okay, And as you and I like you
and I I think we take pride in being, you know,
journalists that investigate.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Do we are we?

Speaker 9 (49:14):
We are?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Now?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Okay? Good? Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
So we use you know, we use our platform to
investigate these theories.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
And I think that's what I want to do this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
So I've grabbed the audio off of TikTok and here's
the theory about Grandmas that is doing the rounds.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Where are all the tall Grammars?

Speaker 13 (49:34):
Where are they, like really tall six foot elderly women
eighty plus I just never see a six foot plus granny.
I don't according to my comments, like there are so
many five eleven plus, six foot plus women, but I'm like,
it can't be there.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
We're going to be the first tall grammar generation. I
can't Where are they? It's a great question, Clint, and
you and I are about to investigate, Okay, because I
I think she's right.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I think there's merit in the theory that I don't
recall meeting or seeing many older grannies that are above
five foot six.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Well, then let us investigate.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
We have a panel of grandmarred people on the phones
standing by, and Lana's going to kick us off.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Hi Lana, Hi Lana.

Speaker 7 (50:24):
How are you well?

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 12 (50:25):
Lana.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
First question, is your beautiful grandma still with us? No,
I'm sorry to hear that. Good, thank you, Sorry to
hear that she's passed. How old would she have been
if she was still with us?

Speaker 15 (50:43):
That's a good question.

Speaker 13 (50:44):
She was born in nineteen twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Okay, perfect, she is in the age bracket that we
are looking before.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
She'd be ninety eight ninety eight.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
There you go, Okay, perfect, that is the age bracket
I am needing and Lana from your memory?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Was your grandma a tall woman?

Speaker 11 (51:03):
She was when she was younger, but not when she passed.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Because they shrink. They do shrinks, they shrink.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
When you say she was do you know roughly how
tall she was?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (51:17):
I would say she would have been nearly.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Not sex foot, but she was tall yeaheah.

Speaker 13 (51:23):
And definitely when she passed she was she had shrunk
a lot.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. Okay, thank you, Lena, we
appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I appreciate that, Lana. That's doing nothing for this theory. Time, Abbie, hi,
Abbi hi, abbe hi. Is your beautiful grandma still with us?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Abby?

Speaker 11 (51:41):
And the one from my mom's side, Yes, my dad's
side not anymore.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Okay, but still with the living one. Shall we bring Yes,
let's still with the living one.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
How old is she?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
I think she's eighty six or eighty then?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Okay, great, it's good innings per for gauge bracket for
this theory.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
And Abby, is she a tall woman?

Speaker 14 (52:04):
No?

Speaker 15 (52:05):
Not at all?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Did she used to be? Did she used to be?

Speaker 14 (52:11):
No?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
No, thank you, Mabbie.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Grandma my grandma from my dad's side.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Years she was she was still about five nine five nine.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Okay, I've not what the hell?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay five eight five nine?

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Yeah, yeah, that's decent, Thank you, Ebbie. We're searching for
tall grandma's. Meghan's here, Hi, Megan.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Megan, your grandma's still with us?

Speaker 7 (52:32):
She is?

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Oh, congrats.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
How old she's going to be ninety six in May?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Excellent? Okay, I'm hoping we'll got awesome if she's six
foot four?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Imagine and Vegan, is your grandma a tall woman?

Speaker 13 (52:48):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 5 (52:49):
No, isn't she?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Meghan, she's like four foot seven?

Speaker 8 (52:57):
She was really sure she was May.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
She wasn't always four foot seven, though?

Speaker 7 (53:01):
Was she?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Make it?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
She was always?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Really?

Speaker 8 (53:03):
She was sure.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
God, you were the perfect person to have called through
for this, Megan, thank you. Four foot four foot seven.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Okay, let's go to Sarah Hi, Sarah, Hi, Sarah Hi,
your grandmaster with us?

Speaker 11 (53:18):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
And how old is she eighty two?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Eighty three?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Great?

Speaker 5 (53:24):
And is she tall?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
No?

Speaker 11 (53:28):
And I probably still got about it almost a hit
on her.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, that's music to my ear, is tiny little granny.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Thank you, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
One more from Kara, Hi, Kara, Hi, Kara, Kara your
grandmaster with us?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Oh, there, Kara, this she is Grandmaster alive. Yeah, both
both of them.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Congrats muzzled And how tall are they?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
CAA?

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Oh's in Cara?

Speaker 8 (54:07):
I need to know?

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Did the producer?

Speaker 6 (54:09):
I know?

Speaker 4 (54:11):
No, we haven't been able to get the dittess out
of Kara at all. That's a right. I feel like
you got five. I feel like you've got a good
cross section of Grandma's there. And what does it do
for your theory?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Bri Oh, it's about fifty to fifty, really, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
My grandma was quite tall, to be honest with you,
was she?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
How tall was your grandma?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I think she was like five nine?

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Yeah, that's tall.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Yeah, but not at the end.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You know how tall was she at the end?

Speaker 14 (54:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
She was tiny? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
They shrink. It's osteoporosis, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
God?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
I hope I don't shrink too much.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
You will we all imagine imagine if you were already
short and then you shrunk so much that you couldn't
ride the rides at a theme park anymore.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Well, that's like our caller before, the ninety six year
old four foot seven grandma.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
She can't go on anything?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
True gutted for it's z M's bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
We were testing Breeze tiny grandma theory before. You were
trying to show that all grandmas are itty bitty, and
I would say most are. From the information that we
got bre Yeah, I would.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Say that the theory did check out mostly, And I
think it's obviously to do with you know, that generation,
like we're getting taller as people, as the human race,
we are getting taller, and that's obviously because of the
food that's available, modern medicine, modern medicine, and all the
rest of it.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
So, I mean, the theory does check out.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
But this text here from mal My grandma was five
foot two born in nineteen oh one, passed at ninety seven,
but also had ricketts and polio as a kid, and
then osteoporosis from those diseases as an older woman. Fast out.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Honestly the things that they had to battle back in
the day, you know, consump, what even is consumption? And
now yeah, and now all of us are now like
we've got technic and a thing in our finger that's
like before I'm holding our phones too much.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Georgia said, my nana is six foot one and she's
the shortest of her five sisters.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
And Nana is turning eighty this year. Damn, you gotta
wakes for one eighty year old nana.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
See, I have never seen that before in my life.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
I agree, I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
That should be the eighth wonder of the world.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
I hope your nanas have a nana indoor netball team
and they dominate.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
How good would that be?

Speaker 5 (56:36):
And all five of them are over six feet? That's crazy?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
And what would that team be called? Is the real question?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Huge ass nanas.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Orhajnn the huge ass nana's.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
And then you were looking for tall nana's looking for
six ft nanas.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Someone text in and said, both my grandma's are sick
foot under Wow, very good.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
You had me for a minute.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
What about this.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I did a job for an old girl. She was
eighty four at the time. I'm six' four and she
was about an inch shorter than.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
Me so do the.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Math, damn, wow it's. Hot do you guys hook?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
UP i feel Like i've watched this on a website.

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