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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ms Bri and Clint Podcast. That's our radio show, but
wrapped up in a neat little package just for you.
It's Ms Bri and Clint Podcast. Z EMS Brian Clint,
Thanks to KFC.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
And Clint Hold.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Check one two one two and welcome to the Brian
Clint Show.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Everybody, come in, Brie, How are.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
You going, guys? Is everything going well?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You're going good? Bre going good? How are you going?
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Really good.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Thanks. Let's get going with the show and see what's happening.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Now, let's chat for a bit. What have you been
up to today?
Speaker 7 (00:43):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (00:43):
Well, I've been making scones. I've been out and about
and helping dad outside with the spraying some weeds and
what have you.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Jeez, you're so handy, aren't you.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
I'm very handy.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 7 (00:58):
Clint?
Speaker 9 (00:59):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Better this and that? You had much cheese and dairy today, Bree, too.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Much to go into. Have you finished buying your history?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Aha?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's how I know it's not really Bri, because Bree's
lactose intolerant.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is Bree's mother.
Speaker 8 (01:15):
No, it's not, it's Bre And I've been eating cheese
and what have you because it's all the good stuff,
so I will tolerate it and everyone else will have
to put.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Up with it.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Yeah, all right, how's the back end coping?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It has its moments, all right, bre What are you
looking forward to on the show today?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh let's get into Trading versus Lady?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hay, I like that. That's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
If you want to represent the trades or the ladies,
you can call us now on eight hundred dials it
in and pick the team that you want to be on.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Do you know what the score is, Bree on?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The score at the moment, Clint, I think is a
twenty eight to the ladies, twenty two.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
To the trades. Jeez, what happened to your voice? You
sound awful all of a sudden. Oh no, let's get
on with you. Oh you're back.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Oh no, you sound good again? Now yeah, yeah, nice.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Yeah, we want to see if the trades can catch
the ladies.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Must have had a frog in your throat, but you're
back now that's good. All right, we'll play Trading versus
Lady next.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Play Zeams Brian cland.
Speaker 10 (02:22):
This is the very event Trady versus Lady.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Here we go Trading versus Lady for your Wednesday we
keep score and they currently sit at twenty two to
the trade's they're behind the ladies out in front on
twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Oh lady is in total, she is thirty four, and
she is missing an organ which.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is vital to her survival.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Please welcome to the show, Shay and her daughter's Penny
and Sienna.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Hi Shae, Hi, Penny, Hi Sienna. How are you guys going? Hi?
We good?
Speaker 11 (02:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Which organ is chan? It's not your brain, is it?
I hope it's not for this game.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ah no, it's not my brain.
Speaker 12 (03:02):
Right, well, maybe depends.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
If I want all those, then you can claim that
which organ are you missing?
Speaker 13 (03:09):
I've had my syroid removes?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Oh wow, But if it's vital to your survival, how
are you surviving?
Speaker 12 (03:17):
I have to take medicine for the rest of my life?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Ah right, God, I've never even heard of that before,
so you'd have to take I'm assuming like hormones and stuff.
Speaker 11 (03:27):
It's just syroxin, which is like a fake hormer, a
fake syroid hormone.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah right, not everything.
Speaker 12 (03:33):
Else strikes my body into thinking it has a syroid.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Well let's see if their performance enhancing drugs when it
comes to radio quizzes. You're taking on our trading today.
Who's thirty four? He's an invocago and he rolls his r's,
but not in a good way.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Welcome to the show, Nate.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Good a Nate, Yeah, we're good. What do you mean
not in a good way? Nate? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:57):
Oh I got him actually slightly exotic do yeah?
Speaker 13 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Can we get a Gore War memorial from you?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:08):
I can do thirty dirty purple work shirt.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You know here it is thirty dirty purple work shirts.
He's going part Irish for me.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All right, Nate, your buzses trading, Shay and the girls
your buzzes lady. The first team to three correct dancers
gets our fifty dollars cash price from KFC.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here we go, best of that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Question Number one in what year was Netflix founded? Was
it nineteen ninety seven, two thousand and seven or two
thousand and nine?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now you're you gonna say, Nate, just is it two
thousand not two thousand and seven?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
No, so, Shay, Penny and Siena, your options are ninety
seven or two thousand and nine?
Speaker 12 (04:52):
Is it ninety seven?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It is ninety seven?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Started as one of those companies that rented DVDs from
the vending machines.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I believe, yes, and they would mail you DVDs as well,
and you mailed that.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, all right. One to the ladies.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Question number two, what is the name of the fictional
hardware store on the children's television show Bluie Yes, Hammer Barn.
She was all over that like a rash.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well done.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Two to the ladies. You need this one, Nate, to
stay in the game. Question number three.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You've got it. Come on, here we go.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this to the.
Speaker 13 (05:31):
Yes, Nate, ah, jeez, what's his name?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Is not a bad guess at all from you, Nate,
Shah's on my tongue.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I'll give you three one Maroon five.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Is what we were looking for.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yeah, I did a song with Jim class Hero they did.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, Yeah, they sure did. All right, no points there.
We move on to question number four. Name a vegetable
that is also classified as a flower?
Speaker 11 (06:09):
Lady, Yes, shaye ah oh no, I went to you
fast a vegetable that's also a flower?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (06:20):
Uh, palm kill.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
The steel, Oh jeez, bloody tomatoes.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's a worthy shot.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You're both going to kick yourselves, colieflower, broccoli, capers and
the chokes.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
We would have accepted. No points there. We move on too.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Question five, what type of vehicle would most commonly use
an altimeter?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Altimeter? Altimeter?
Speaker 11 (06:49):
Oh, lady, yeah, shaye, a motorbike.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's not a motorbike, Nate, jeez, truck maybe no track?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
An aircraft we would have accepted. Plane or helicopter. It's
an instrument that is used to measure an object's altitude
above a fixed level, typically C level. Okay, we move
on still two to the ladies. Question number six. What
did the J stand for in President JFK.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Lady lady yes, John John's correct. Geez gone, girls, celebrate
in the car, Nate, not your daylight? Good game? Not today?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Hey girls, your trading verse lady champions, well done?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
Hell yes, hell yes.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, yes, team effort, Well done girls, fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We'll get it out to you.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thank you very much, CDMs Brie and Clint podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
We need to come clean with everybody, Bri about an
April Fool's prank that we played on everybody. Yes, and
first of all, we're sorry for lying to you guys,
but you know it's all in the spirit of the day.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, Yeah, it's the only day you can lie and
not feel super bad about it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Exactly right.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
We posted that the Hosk Mike Hosking was going to
join the Bri and Clint Show. The show was rebranding
as Mike, Bri and Clint because Brie of course his
name comes first.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Oh well, no doubt whoever gets paid the most, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, we said he was also doing his newstalk z'd
Be Breakfast Show, so that you could now get Mike
at both ends.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Because why wouldn't you want Mike Hosking from both ends?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Why wouldn't you if you was on offer, why wouldn't you. Well,
we can reveal pranked, it's not happening. We tried, We
actually did try.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
And get him, but unfortunately the real story is is
he's just taking over our time sload altogether.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, yeah, he goes if did him drive really wants
a radio award, get rid of those two and just
get me. It's always a risk when you go out
with any prank though, that people will actually not only
buy it, but like it. Like this comment for Instagram,
Alex wrote, finally a decent host. Maybe this one won't
laugh at their own jokes.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Ouch, Alex Alex, and I think I think the hosk
does laugh at his own jokes.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
So well, he's the only one on that show, so
who else is going to laugh? Exactly right?
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Someone else said I was gutted that Zidim had been
taken off the far North frequency that they had. However,
after this news, I'm not so gutted anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Unfortunately we are still off and there is no Mike Hosking,
so double sorry. And Tony Scott Bishop wrote on Facebook,
I really don't think Mike Hosking would lower his standards
this far.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Whoa shots fired?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That guy should be at our comedy roast. He would
do wonders.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Well, it was just a it was just a prank
and you've got to keep that in mind. On the
first of April, Okay, you should keep it in mind
every day to not believe every thing that you see,
particularly on the Internet, but especially on the first of April.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Did you get got today?
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think all of them got me momentarily, and then
I was like, oh no, wait. I thought the KFC
Carrots thing that they did was quite good.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You can get that was quite fun.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Carrots deep Fried and the Colonel's Secret Herbs and Spices.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
See.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I feel like, you know, I feel like a lot
of companies test things on ap fools.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, you know, yeah, to see what.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The response would be. Because I feel like I could
get around some deep fried carrots.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
They should have done K of Cheese and it's just
deep fried cheese like and KFC's herbs and spices.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
K of Cheese would have gone off. Gimme, gimme.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
New World announced self driving trolleys today, which was quite good.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The All Whites, the.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
New Zealand soccer team, announced that they were changing their
name to the All Blacks.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
That's good. I like that one.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's particularly good because they played on Monday against Chile
at Eden Park and they did We're Black, So they
had pictures of them in black to go with the
announcement and I think some people definitely would have fallen
for it for a moment. Yes, and Liz Mills also
launched a dog exercise class complete with plastic tarps on
(11:14):
the floor for the dog Pepe and Poo Poo, called
Liz Mills Paws.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
See that's funny, but like people would like it, Yeah,
they would like it. Yeah, cool. I can take my
dog to Liz Mels.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, and there'll be some people who show up with
their dog and be like, hey, I'm here for that
class and left to go.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh it's actually it's actually just a joke. What were
some of your guys' favorite Airpool Falls pranks that you saw?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I saw it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I saw quite a good one from It was a
sheriff's sheriff's office that announced a Feeline division, saying that
they were replacing the K nine division, claiming that cats. Yeah,
we're faster, more agile, and better suited for detecting narcotics.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, not bad, Yeah, quite fun. Claudia, what did you see?
Speaker 11 (11:58):
Well?
Speaker 10 (11:58):
I sought out a lot of the admind for the
Brewing Clint Show, and I get a lot of press releases,
and I've got a very serious press release from Dyson,
who make the hair tools and stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yes, to have a new range.
Speaker 10 (12:08):
Of hair tools for your pits. So they've got like
a mini curling one for your cat's chest. Here a
straightener for your horse's fringe.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Again again, people will want these, They're actually kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
People will want these photos and everything. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Ella, a political party from New Zealand. They posted their
idea on getting rid of the into islander fury and
using a catapult instead.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's the Opportunities Party. And they launched their Tribuchet campaign
so funny, just to slingshot you across.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
The fancy graphics and everything.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
They went really hard on they.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah, yeah, you loved it, Well, what about you? My
favorite was probably the Lis Mills one that I saw.
I thought that was I thought that was the best one.
They got William Whideh to do like a news story,
you know how he used to do the.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
News stories for them.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I went hard out on it.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, like how he used to do for the what
was that show called The AM Show or something, Yes,
and it used to be like the Roving Reporter, and
he did it. He did it perfectly, And so you're like, oh, yeah,
I believe this.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah see I saw that one and I didn't even
bat an eyelid at it.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Now that you say it, I'm like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Even when the Golden Retriever started humping him in the video,
I was like, yeah, that could happen.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
That could happen. I could see how I could see
how that had happened.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Anyway, it's after twelve o'clock, so they're not allowed to
prank you anymore. Them's the rules, Mike Hosking joining the
Brian Clint Show. Prank isn't the only thing we're catching
heat for on the internet today, Bri people are also
slightly upper arms about are very differing Milo recipes.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Have you seen wait wait, wait way wait wait you
say we're catching heat yes, over the Milo recipes.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I would argue that you're catching heat. I would say we.
I would say we, say you, I would say you are?
You are? You are crazy?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
If you think that your Milo recipe isn't out the
gate as well.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
I'm catching support, is what I believe.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'm care from crazy people, from normal from crazy jewels
who know what they're talking about. Our digital producer Ella
put out a video of a break that we did
the other week in which we reveal our personal Milo recipes,
which if you missed it, Bree, can you let us
know what your recipe is again? My recipe is the
normal recipe, the way that everyone drinks their Milo. It's
(14:29):
eight tablespoons of Milo and some cold milk.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
You say it so confidently, I know that you believe
what you're saying when you say, oh, no you say
when you say it's normal, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
That you believe it.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, when you the effortless way in which eight tablespoons
of Milo just comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I don't know what your point is here, because I
feel like you're you're not on the pulse of what
the normal everyday person likes when it comes to Milo, and.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I think you're in Milo la la land. My Milo
is much simpler and much more relatable.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And much worse. It's a teaspoon. I'll allow two teaspoons
of mine.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
No, no, you cannot backtrack now, Okay, a teaspoon of Milo,
a heaped teaspoon of Milo and boiling water, and that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And that's it, and you mix and you enjoy your weird.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Traditional That is warm, so far come traditional mind coming, mylo.
That's the Malo you need after a day of cold
Saturday morning sport.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That is that is hot, sick. What you've described right there,
that'll warm you up, It'll warm the kids up.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You may as well. Not even bother like.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
That is the Milo when people are giving it out
of a school camp and they're on a real strict budget.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Your Milo is like you know that scene in Matilda
when dreams are made of you know that scene in
Matilda when Bruce bog trotter the entire chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's what it reminds me of. Wait, have you ever
experienced a real Milo? Which is my Milo? Have you
ever experienced a real Milo? It is a real mind.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
It's like it's the most dicadent Milo I've ever heard
of in my entire life.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Anyway, this is what the internet is saying. Okay, okay,
and then I.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Want to read out a few texts that are coming
in live.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's balanced feedback. Okay, I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Read you some of it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Ballads, God, you are full of poo poos? Will I
start with this?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Clint, sounds like the Milo the PTA would sell at
school functions.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's exactly what I said with the school camp comment.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Bre eight tablespoons is half a cup, so you're proposing
half a cup of Milo.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
It breaks down once you put the milk in it.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It doesn't break down. It's it's still in there. It's
still in there.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It absorbs the milk. Clint, what is wrong with you?
Bree is correct?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
But the milo goes in first, and then you add
the milk. This morning as the Milo to the top.
Did I not say that?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I don't know if you do. I always put the
milo in first. Always.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Then someone even slightly more crazy than Bri opened the tin,
the big tune tin and two tablespoons of milk.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Give it a stir and voila. That's nice. That is
that's even better.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
That's when you're really treating yourself, because I do that
every time. But Milo, you know it isn't super cheap.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm with Bri. Clint should go to jail for his recipe.
I agree with that one. I fear I'm on clint side.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
One to one and a half teaspoons boiling water and
a splash of milk.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, splashing milk's nice, just cools it down a bit.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Don't you come in here try and trying to now
change your recipe.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I'm okay with a splash milk.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
And then someone else said, if it's not a soup,
ladle of milo, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It if you.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Let's say we got locked into a room, right, we
didn't know when we were getting out of the only
thing we were allowed to consume is our is our
Milo recipes. You can pick from my recipe, you can
pick from your recipe.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We don't know how long we're going to be in
here for. What do you choose it?
Speaker 3 (18:12):
So obviously you go with my recipe. So the Milo
lasts long enough because we don't know. It's unlimited. It's
unlimited Milo, but that's the only thing we have. No,
you're coming with my recipe.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I know you are.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
It's more sustenance rather than that dust teaspoon of Milo
and dash of hot milk.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's a full teaspoon of Milo. It's a full teaspoon
of Milo. Okay, you're one of those.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
People that would scrape off the Milo off the top,
be like, oh, that's too much. I just want to
read a few texts that are coming through. These are
live texts. So obviously my recipe eight.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Tablespoons of Milo cold milk mixed all together.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Clint, one table one teaspoon, Sorry of Milo hot water
and drink.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Someone said, Breeze on the money.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Someone else said, I do eight spoons as well, bree
Someone said, bri far too much Milo. Four is normal, Clint,
far too little Milo. So that's goldilocks. That's obviously text through.
Someone said, ill Clint, what the hell? Yes, Brie one
hundi pe. Someone else said, as a teacher, I wouldn't
even give my kids on camp one single teaspoon.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
That feels like a punishment.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Someone said I had mine the normal way, same way
as Bri. I introduced my eight year old to this,
and he's a big fan. Also, someone else said, brim
that's the best cold Milo. When I have a warm Milo,
I have five tablespoons in warm Milo.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Five tablespoons.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I could get around that. I can't handle you people,
if you want to. Someone just said Clint is wrong.
Brie is a bit much. My son used to do similar,
Clint Clint, no one wants your chocolate water.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
It means Brian Clint the Tea Live from LA with
de McCarney.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
This as classic, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Taylor Swift is currently being sued by somebody Dean over
her Life of a Showgirl branding yes.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
So I can barely I can barely talk about this.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
This is actually hilarious. So let me just tell you this.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Stage name.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Mariam Wade is the stage name she has a show
called Profession of a show Girl and has had it
for about ten years now doing shows around Las Vegas
and the Los Vegas Strip. She is doing, Taylorsip because
this is similarity between Confessions of a show.
Speaker 13 (20:26):
Girl and the Life of the show Girl.
Speaker 14 (20:28):
They are less they out very very similar, but such
a name, but also like the of that life as
a show girl. I don't know, is this a weird
It's either a really good case or like the lamest
case I've ever heard no word from Taylor Swift team yet.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, it's always she's never what what a load of bs?
Speaker 9 (20:50):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Can I jump in here?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What the biggest load of bs? You can't claim that
you own certain phrases or or you've created the idea
of what a showgirl in Vegas is.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like, that's the most ridiculous thing I've.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Ever heard, Paul Taylor Slip is doing us putting herself
in the category of showgirl in which plenty of other
people are So wait, Taylor's is the life of a
showgirl and her show.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Is called Confessions of a Showgirl.
Speaker 14 (21:20):
Yeah. Yeah, It's like it's like an athlete or a
supports star yea, that they are the owner of that
and then another athlete going and making a movie about
being an athlete.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
This is what happens when it's very public how much
money you've made and how much money you're you're actually worth.
Because I mean Ed Sheeran's been dealing with these kind
of things for years, where he's been in different court
battles over different bits and pieces because people just want
to get their money. Bol my opinion on it bold though.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I hope Maren is wealthy because I don't imagine Taylor
Swift's lawyers are that stupid, you know, Like, I feel
like they'll be pretty well equipped to deal with this, and.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, she'll have a news series then Life of a
Broke A The Death of a show Girl.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
That's the Tea without Hollywood correspondent to McCarthy podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I want to talk about taboo hookups and that could
be for whatever reason. It's after I read this story
about a former Sky Sports presenter by the name of
Richard Keyes.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Have you heard of him? Not Sky Sports New Zealand?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, not Sky Sports New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I believe American, Right, Okay, I believe he's from the US.
He doesn't work for Sky Sports anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
British, British English Skysport. Is he British Oh, there you go.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I believe he got let go for some sexist comments
that he made.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But that's that's another story altogether. That's by the bye.
That's by the bye.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
This story is about the hookup that he had that
is very taboo in my opinion. The story doing the
round today is that Richard was married to his wife
Julia for twenty five years, long time, but they split
back in twenty sixteen when Julia was suffering with cancer.
(23:15):
Oh okay, and he ended up running off, allegedly running
off with one of his daughter's best friends, Lucy Rose.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh no, Richard doesn't look great for Richard, does it.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Wait, so he leaves his long term wife who has cancer.
He leaves her while she has cancer to hook up
with his daughter's friend, correct, thirty.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
One years his junior.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
He's in the news today claiming that people have got
the story all wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Okay, okay, what detail have we got wrong?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He said that he never had an affair, which I
mean his wife Julia would disagree because and she filed
for divorce. It was under the claim that he was
having an affair. That's why she filed for divorce. And
then he also claimed that his wife he sat with
her as she went through she got cancer all the
way back in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
So it's not even it's not as bad as what
people think.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Okay, all right, Well, to be honest, we were outraged
before we even heard the cheating bit. You hadn't even
said that, yeah, and I was still like a dirt
bag move. And then you're like and then he said
I never cheated, and we're like, well, we didn't say
you did. Lisa didn't cheat.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Why is he?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Why is he hooking up with his daughter's best mate?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
What do you doing?
Speaker 4 (24:42):
Do we know that?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Do we know the ages?
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
I have got the ages here.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Currently Richard is sixty eight and Lucy his partner.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I believe they're married now.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Actually she's thirty seven, same age as as Okay, right,
the ages.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I mean ages aren't there. I mean it's not ideal.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
But so when they got together the daughter's friend. But
that's the off. But isn't he.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Would have been fifty eight and she would have been
twenty seven?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Yeah? Right, yeah, he's not.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I'm just I mean, I don't I don't meant to
be I don't meant to be too disparaging, but he's
not exactly a stud muffin. I'm just gonna I don't
know the guy. I don't know the guy. I don't
know what he I don't know anything about him. But
I just googled him.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
And it's a very taboo hook up though, isn't it taboo?
Speaker 13 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah? On multiple levels? Yep, Like there's multiple things happening.
I can imagine how the daughter would have felt when
she realized that one of her best mates was hooking
up with her dad, Like wtf.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
This is like that storyline and outrageous fortune. When what
was his name? The cop ends up hooking up with Pascal,
he leaves, He leaves the mom for the daughter. It's
like one of the main Yeah, he falls in love
with the daughter instead of the mum and leaves the
mum for the daughter.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh god, yeah, not ideal, not ideal. I thought we
could put it out there this afternoon, Clint taboo relationships?
Who had one? And why was it considered taboo?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Someone's already text in and said, my taboo hookup was
identical twin brothers.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Whoa that is taboo first separately and then together. Oh no, okay,
that is a taboo hookup.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
WHOA.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You imagine if they just had a few too many
drinks and they were seeing double.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
WHOA two boyfriends?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
WHOA yeah, yeah, yeah, four of you.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, yeah, we're definitely, we're definitely the same guy. Oh
one hundred dollars at him? Text to nine six nine six.
What was the taboo hook up? Either you you were
a part of the taboo hook up? Yeah, or your
partner cheated on you in a taboo hokup, or.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Maybe your dad hooked up with one of your best mates.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Well, yeah, you don't talk to a certain family member
anymore because of.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Their taboo hookup. That's the chat we're looking for.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
We can keep you completely anonymous this afternoon, but if
you're keen to share, we're keen to hear.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
The ZM podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
We're talking about taboo relationships.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
After story's in the.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
News about a sky a former Sky Sports presented by
the name of Richard Keyes who left his wife, who
we found out they had been together for how long Clint.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Thirty four years? Humanist wife four.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Years, my mistake, I said, twenty five, so even longer.
They've been together for thirty four years and he ended
up leaving her and she actually had cancer at the time,
left her to hook up with one of his daughter's
best mates.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Who then they're now together. They're married. They're married. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
very tabi.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
At least they're the real deal, right, at least they yeah,
at least she made an honest man of them.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No comment.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
So we asked you about the taboo hookup, taboo relationship
that either you or someone you know found themselves in,
and our first caller wants to be anonymous. Understandably high Anonymous,
We're good.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Tell us about your taboo hookup? Anonymous.
Speaker 13 (28:26):
So I was in a relationship for about three years.
We had two kids together, okay, and then we split
up due the differences on that And a couple of
months went by and I found out that towards the
last month of our relationship, she was sleeping with my
father and they're still together.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
No wait, wait, so you've got kids with this woman? Anonymous?
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Yeah, so she is the mother of your father's grandchildren.
Speaker 13 (29:03):
Yeah. So do they call her call them green dad dead?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Or what do they call him? Granddad and dad? What
is it? What do you call him? What do you
call them? Now?
Speaker 13 (29:17):
I can't say it over the.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Anonymous Do you have a relationship with either, like, what's
the relationship like with you guys?
Speaker 13 (29:27):
So no, yeah, I'm not a relationship now meant to
close the kids.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's sad. Yeah, it is what it is. It's more
than anyway, not even from Gore?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Okay and Gore?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Is it that?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Is that.
Speaker 13 (29:52):
The kid on the corner with the extra little finger?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Anonymous? It's definitely taboo, definitely.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
If it's the brief, I don't know if we're going
to be able to top that.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Anonymous number two. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Hi, Anonymous?
Speaker 15 (30:07):
Is that me?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
That's you? We're talking about taboo relationships.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I'm going to recover from the last one, but give
it a go, Anonymous.
Speaker 12 (30:15):
So, first of all, can I just.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
Say, longtime listener, first time calling anonymous?
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Anonymous?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Anonymous, what is your taboo relationship story?
Speaker 11 (30:31):
So it's not about me, but I went to school
with some people who were step siblings and they got
together when she was in year ten and he was
in year thirteen.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
God, this would have been the talk of the whole school,
was an Anonymous? Yep?
Speaker 11 (30:51):
I have to say I was part of the bullying
when this started.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Anonymous as a very very hard one for a kid
to process.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Not that I'm not that I'm adorsous when you're in
year ten.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, that is hard to wrap your head around.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Please tell me they were fresh step siblings like their
parents had got together in the last year or so.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
No, I think the appearance had been together for three
four years.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
By this same Okay, god, yeah, are they still together?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Anonymous?
Speaker 11 (31:25):
Anyway?
Speaker 13 (31:25):
Yes, they are still together.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
So they're now about twenty.
Speaker 12 (31:29):
Six and twenty nine. Yeah, okay, and they have two
kids together.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Ah, so it worked out for them.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
It did.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Anonymous be niceymous monomally Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
We've moved on, Anonymous.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
They're not actually related, okay, but yeah, still just not right, Anonymous,
still not over it, texts first text from Tarz leave
Gore alone.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That's fair. There was an must not ask, okay. Yeah, yeah,
we didn't say, but we didn't say all things about
taboo relationships.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I dated one of my brother's best friends for five years,
and then, after being single for three years, I am
now dating one of my other my brother's other best friends.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
What is going on there? Are you just moving through
all your brother's friends.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
She treats her brother like Tinder and she just swipes
through her brother's friends.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
She just comes to the local Sunday drink hookups and she's.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Like, which one? Who else?
Speaker 3 (32:31):
My dad hooked up with my sister's ex boyfriend's mum
while they were together because he cheated on my sister.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
My dad hooked up with.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
My sister's ex boyfriend's mum while they were together because
he cheated on my sister.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
That is that's dad. So that's Dad.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Getting revenge on the boyfriend by hooking up with his mum.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That is commitment to the revenge. I'll give that. That
is hardcore. What about this? Does it count as a
hookup if you end up marrying them?
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Question mark? We had a nanny during COVID lockdown. Now,
divorce from my husband and married to the nanny.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Oh well you married the nanny.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wait a second, Wait a second.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yeah, so that person there divorced their husband, yes, and
is now married to the nanny that they hired for
COVID lockdown. So wait, does that mean because they do?
I'm reading that as I'm assuming the nanny as a
woman too, and assuming the nanny is a woman, So
(33:39):
then then hooked up with the woman and is now
so divorced her man husband now married to a woman.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Which call us heter normative. But you don't expect your
wife to run off with the nanny, do you.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Bree scandal?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I mean, we've heard of the Jude law stories, but
this is different. Yeah, yeah, well, equal opportunity, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
I'm just sifting through these two, the ones that we
can read on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
What about this?
Speaker 1 (34:04):
My partner's best friend of over twenty years has just
decided he'd get involved with my partner's ex wife. My
partner and his ex wife have been separated for over
eight years, had a great relationship with her co parenting
the children involved. The best friend and her have been
together for five months and have sold both of their
(34:24):
houses to buy a big one together. Safe to say,
they've been cut off from our friend's circle.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Okay, so his best friend is hooking up with his
ex wife.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Yeah, that's not cool. That's very taboo, isn't it. Because
they've got kids together as well, so there's that added element.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Well yeah, yes, and no, what you don't have control
over You don't have control over someone.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
After you break up with them. They can if it's
your ex wife, no, I'm not saying the ex wife.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I mean it's neither by the bye, but she does
have kids with him, so I feel like, you know,
there is a bit of responsibilit The best friend has
a responsibility not to hook up with his best mate's
ex wife, for God's sake, his ex wife and baby mama.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
So he said ex wife, not ex best friend, didn't
he No? Yeah, okay, right, okay, far out. And there
are some in here that just cannot be read out
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
It's a slot that can't be read out. But we
appreciate them and we will read and enjoy all of.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Them, including the person who sent us graphic details about
hooking up with the identical twin brothers.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
We read every word. We read it, okay, and it's
on my retinas forever.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Now it's zed M's Bringing Clint podcast.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
We were just talking about taboo relationships, and I need
to read you this one last text that's come through Clinton.
It says here juicy as taboo relationship. My friend's parents
were together, they had children and then separated. They then
had kids with other people, but then got back together
(35:59):
and had more kids.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, the kids from the separation.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So the separate relationships where they went off and had
kids with other people who were not blood related, but
they share five siblings are now married to each other.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
WHOA, that's crazy. Wow, that is wild, and I can
see it.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
I'm looking at the family tree in my mind and
I can see there are no branches that overlap.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah, so they're not blood related in any way, but
they have shared a half sisters and brothers together.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
Isn't that crazy that you can have siblings half siblings
with someone and you guys aren't.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Related at all.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
And maybe that's why they got together. Maybe they're like, oh,
gutted that we're not actually related.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Should we marry and then we're joined together forever?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Should we hook up? That's a crazy one. How the
parents feel about it? Yeah? I guess it makes Christmas easier,
doesn't it. It definitely does. As MS brin Clint podcast, Okay,
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Speaker 2 (37:40):
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you can't say that on the radio.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
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Speaker 2 (37:52):
That is not appropriate.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
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Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oddly oddly look?
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Clint pronounced it very long, but.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
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Speaker 13 (38:34):
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Speaker 10 (39:17):
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Speaker 2 (39:19):
That Don Claudia. I'm nowhere today, Is that what you
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I don't think of Liam Neeson.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
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Speaker 10 (39:33):
Is he he's dating Pamela Anderson? Isn't he bond?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
He's taken?
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Unless she was married to two men at once, which
Meryl Street.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
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Which famous pop star has Kendrick Lamar had a joint
US number one?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
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Speaker 4 (40:24):
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Speaker 10 (40:42):
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Speaker 2 (40:44):
Still got a sore finger.
Speaker 10 (40:46):
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Speaker 4 (40:47):
There's no way you were calling it before Brian Clint
would go to this.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Brian Clint. There's few things that satisfy me in my
old age, but the use of warranty is definitely up there.
I got to experience that feeling today, and when I
tell you, it was one of the greatest feelings I've
felt in the past couple of months.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm not lying.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Okay, you've got me. I'm hooked. I really need to
know the product and how long the warranty was.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Okay, good, okay good.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
So here are the details because normally, look, I'll be honest,
I feel that warranty. Normally it's Murphy's law. It'll fall
just outside the warranty.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
You'll lose it.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
You don't end up using the bloody warranty on things.
Do you the case?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
My friend Sharon's car broke down a month after the
warranty expired. It's like a two year warranty or three
year warranty on a new car, and it broke down
the month after the warranty expired.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
See, it's one of those things where I feel like
we hear many stories like that, and.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
I feel like they should they should be like, oh,
it's all good, close enough, we'll honor it. We'll honor it. Yeah,
I would respect the brand if they do that.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
But I don't even have to talk about that in
this case because this is in warranty. And here's the
situation that went down today. So I believe you know
the pair of shoes that I have been wearing quite
a lot actually in recent times.
Speaker 2 (42:19):
The Doc Martin loafers.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Are very trendy, a lot of loafers at the moment.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Not cheap.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Not a cheap loafer, No, I would say, quite a
chunky shoe too.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
There's a lot to them leather.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
They are full genuine leather, and I paid a fair
bit for them. I really love them. No, I have
no qualms with the actual shoe itself. I think it's
a great shoe. I don't get blisters from them. I
noticed this morning when I looked at the shoe the loafer,
that a piece on top of the shoe, a piece
(42:52):
of the leather had completely come away from the shoe
and it's all the stitching had snapped and it's completely
the flat was flat.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Okay, yeah, not idea. So I would argue the shoe,
that shoe is quite ruined. It's busted. Yep, it's busted.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
And I was like, oh God, well, that's really annoying,
considering I paid a fair amount of money for them.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
So I went on the hunt.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
I googled how long does Doc Martin have a warrantry
on their shoes?
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, you'd expect a good quality pair of leather shoes
to last a long time as well, Yes, a lot
of it than a pair of sneakers.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Correct, I would agree, because you know they're a well
made shoe. I looked up how long the warranty is
on a pair of Doc Martins, and apparently, across the
board it's a year. It's a year, twelve months warranty
on the shoes. And when I saw that, I went, oh, no,
here we go, and so I went searching through my emails.
(43:50):
I found the docket for my Doc Martin loafers. Now
just read out what is the current date that we
are sitting at right now?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
The first of April. April fools, you're.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Right, the date that I bought these shoes. Keep in
mind that they are in warranty for a year. The
fifth or the fourth twenty five?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Hell yeah, what are they on?
Speaker 4 (44:19):
You snuck and there?
Speaker 2 (44:20):
You snuck them there by five days? So you need
to wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
You need to take a photo of those shoes now,
because then you can show that they're broken on the
date and have the date on the photo.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Yep, you're in Australia and surely you brought them in
New Zealand and so you have to get them back
here first.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
So technically I have one. Oh yeah, I haven't thought
about that.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Yeah, you need to contact them now with the photo.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I've already sent it off, so it's already done. There
is a paper trayal of photos and me submitting the claim,
so it's already done and dusted.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Someone ticks in and sit. New Zealand law would back
you on the warranty. You can claim back legally if
it doesn't last as long as reasonably accepted, even if
it's outside of warranty. Really, but what is reasonable when
it comes to a pair of shoes?
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I guess that would be debatable in the court of law,
wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, like what's reasonable on a pair of loafers versus
a pair of running shoes?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
You know?
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And you know what's interesting is when I was submitting
my warranty claim for my loafers, they get you to
send a picture of the soles and I reckon they're
looking for how much?
Speaker 8 (45:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Yeah, exactly yeah.
Speaker 4 (45:34):
Or if you've been dragging your feet, or if.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
You have if you have a bad like insol problem,
you know, if your ankles are rolling in. I wonder
if they'll fix them or if they'll just give you
a whole new pair of shoes.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
And that's I don't know. I feel like, what would
you want if if you if you've already.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Worn the men, I want them to fix them. I
want a new pair of shoes. But if it's leather
shoes like that, and you've worn the men, like you've
done the hard yards, you want to back. Yeah, I
feel like I do. All right, Well that's a one
for the good guys. Congratulations. Hey, you're welcome online shopping too,
because all your seats stay in your email, right, they're
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all just you can just search it up.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Easy peasy, right there, sent it all off, done and dusted.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Very good. That's all for this episode of Target. We're
back after this on Zimms, Brie and Clint Podcast. Very
prestigious football club over in Europe.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Clint, you probably haven't heard of them because you don't
follow football like me, but real Madrid. Try me, try
me Real Madrid. I know it would be like, you know,
hieroglyphics to you.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Real Madrid, Real Madrid, Real Madrid, Real Madrid. Football star
Killian Mumbape has denied reports that the club's medical staff
made a very bizarre blunder when he suffered a knee
injury last year. Reports say that they MR ride the
wrong leg yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
To which I said, surely that's on him.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Surely he should have said, you guys are scanning the
wrong leg and you said both legs would have gone
on the MRI machine. Someone said in an MRI the
knee goes in a coil, so the wrong knee would
have been put in. It would have been pretty obvious
to him.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
So he's saying that it didn't happen. They did scan
the right leg. But I wonder where this story has
come from.
Speaker 3 (47:22):
There someone's marked up and it's worth a hell of
a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
So that's the problem. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
So we're asking you this afternoon, what was the medical blunder?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Kelly Anne is on the phone. Hi, Kelly Anne, Hi,
Kellyanne go Hi. You you're the victim of a medical blunder. Yeap,
what happened?
Speaker 12 (47:41):
I had a toothache? So I went and they were like, yep,
you need a rope now.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, I got the rope with ouch awful news.
Speaker 12 (47:49):
Ye mostly just the expenses.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Yeah, okay, how much is how much is a root
canal these days?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Like three grand isn't it?
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (47:59):
I think it was around then? And then next day,
still the same toothpain.
Speaker 15 (48:04):
They're like it'.
Speaker 11 (48:06):
And then time.
Speaker 12 (48:09):
He's like, well, I'll send you to a root canal
specialist who's like six grand root and she's.
Speaker 15 (48:16):
Like, yeah, sometimes a little bit.
Speaker 12 (48:17):
Of air or bacteria whatever gets stuck in there.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
We'll redo it another root canal on the same tooth.
Speaker 12 (48:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, wait, so you had two root canals back to
back on the same tooth to try and get this
thing fixed.
Speaker 12 (48:32):
Yeah yeah, and I yeah, don't live in a place
where there is like a root canal specialist. So there's
like flights and stuff on top of it. And it's
five years later and I've still got the pain of
my tooth because it turned out it was like a
nerve pain from my neck that was sending messages to
my tooth and not actually it was.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Nothing to do with the tooth Kellyan, Yeah, it's no ideal.
Have you Have you since fixed the problem? No, you
know what I think?
Speaker 4 (49:04):
You know what I think? You know, I think another
root canal?
Speaker 9 (49:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (49:08):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, you can get a punch card for root canals
and you get the fifth one free.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Third times of charm. This person wants to be anonymous
highnonymous hynonymous. Hi, your cat was the victim of a
medical blunder.
Speaker 15 (49:23):
Yeah, it was back in the day when vets used
different types of thermometers that they use now. And our
cat was at the vet, came back, was sittingingry unusually
for a while. Hell check, and the thermometer had been
left in his butt.
Speaker 8 (49:43):
All that.
Speaker 15 (49:46):
Yes, yeah, it didn't break because it was the.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Old mercury thermometer. God, that thermometer must have been a
long way up your cat's butt.
Speaker 9 (49:59):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
Sure was the kind have been skewered? Did you tell
like a cat kebar?
Speaker 15 (50:05):
They felt really bad. They felt really bad. They've been
the family bet for ages that year.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
Did they want they should? Did they want the thermometer back?
Speaker 12 (50:13):
I'm sure that did take him back.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
They would have put it in the dish wash first.
Of all, we are so sorry.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Second of all, we have been looking everywhere for that thermometer.
Please can you bring it back?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
It's our best one.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
We've been having to guess the temperature of the other
cats with our finger. Tom said, Hi Tom, Hi, Tom?
All right, did you have a medical blunder?
Speaker 4 (50:34):
Tom?
Speaker 9 (50:35):
Yeah, back in the days playing the football game. During
the game's pretty sore. To go to the doctors and
get it checked out. Doctor said, nah, just a bit
of deep bruising. Don't worry, mate, just go home, you'll
be right. A week later, it started clucking and I'm like,
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that's quite weird. Going to see the GP. And sure
enough it was a clean break.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
A clean break.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
The doctor would let you go with a clean break, Yeah, yeah,
what part of the.
Speaker 9 (51:08):
Leg um follow your knee, just below the knee?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Kat Oh, And you were walking around.
Speaker 9 (51:15):
On that Yeah, I got plenty of stick from my mate,
so you know, having a whole ball And I said, no,
it's just bruising. That's what the doctor said.
Speaker 4 (51:22):
Do you still limp around like a pirate now?
Speaker 2 (51:24):
Tom?
Speaker 9 (51:26):
No, they didn't take the leg off.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
No, one of your legs not shorter than the other one.
Speaker 9 (51:30):
No, No, not quite God.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
You must be a tough bugger. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (51:35):
Well, thanks Brice.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
You're welcome. Mate.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
We asked you, guys, were you the victim of a
medical blunder. There's some texts here. I had the wrong
size catheter put in and they only realized when I
went back a day later and I was really sore
and they took it out.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
I didn't know catheters came in different sizes. Yeah, I
didn't know that either. Have you ever had a catheter?
Speaker 4 (51:58):
No, I've never had a catheter, Have you I have? Yeah,
I have.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I thought it was one size fits all. Well, obviously,
not that it makes sense. Does that mean there's large
and small eurethras. My ureathruck could be smaller than your urethruck.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
You know, don't assume your eurethra is smaller than my urethra.
I've heard you. We mine's smaller. So I have quite
a dainty urethra. Thank you very much. Well, we'll have
to take your word for it, then, why we Someone
said I went in for a planned C section and
the spinal did not work. I felt everything. That is
(52:36):
actual nightmare stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:37):
I'm a theater nurse and I was in the theater
and the patient was getting a hip replacement, but the
surgeon was manipulating the lady's legs so hard that he
broke her femur and she came out of surgery and
a full leg cast.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Can you imagine how confused she would have been when
she came when she came to being.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Like, that's my leg broken? Yeah. Someone else said, super crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
But when I got my ovary removed, they left my
fallopian tube in. It got taken out, and it got
taken out in the end. But it was kind of random.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
That is random.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
The nurse at the hospital gave my sister the wrong
mum's colostrum.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Oh no, how does that happen? Not idea.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
I thought it went straight from the mum to the baby,
but I didn't know there was an intermediary.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
But yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Someone else said, I had a giant cell tumor in
my L four spiniest process, and two head surgeons and
a surgeon from Hawaii. You got the wrong level in
the theater and took out my L three instead. I
didn't find out for a month and I had to
go back and get the L four out.
Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh you'd be fuman.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
Someone texted and said asking to be anonymous and then
talking about your cats, asked thermometer as rogue.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
True, why are you to be anonymous for that? What
are you hiding just for the bride? No, surely the
cat needs to be anonymous, but true. True, you don't
want to identify the cat via That's a good point
where you don't want to identify the cat via the owner.
It's not the cat's choice to share that story.
Speaker 4 (54:10):
The cat's been through enough.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, we're just talking before about medical blunders. Two texts
that we didn't get too quickly, Bree. Someone said, when
I was little, I went to the dentist for a
checkup and they ended up getting my name wrong and
put braces on me.
Speaker 2 (54:26):
What where are your parents? Where are your parents?
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Imagine when the parents came to pick that child up,
they would have been like, what the hell is.
Speaker 4 (54:37):
The dentists like, that'll be ten grand police, and they're
like what she was here for a clean and.
Speaker 1 (54:41):
Polish And this text is so good medical blunders. There
was a story when we were at school about a
guy that dislocated his leg out of his hip socket.
When they went to pop it back and they caught
one of his testicles in the socket.
Speaker 2 (54:56):
Come on, that's not true. I'm just trying to see
if it's physically possible. I'm just seeing how low they
hang I guess yeah, or.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
How internal you get them. Did the testicle go internally
into the joint or did they like went into hiding.
Did it pinch from the ear right, did it.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Just get the bag or did it get the actual
you know, ball Ouilish.
Speaker 5 (55:24):
Birthday?
Speaker 1 (55:26):
All right, let's do your birthday bangers for a Wednesday
number one songs when you turn sixteen?
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Meggie's here first? Hi Meggie, Hi Meggie. It's good mate.
Speaker 12 (55:34):
Has your day been It's been good things. Just prepping
for the Easter weekend.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Yes, lovely, big plans.
Speaker 13 (55:42):
Yeah, we've got a bet down on Fungot.
Speaker 12 (55:44):
We're going to hit there.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Helly oh lush, yeah, Meg, Well, let's get you off
to a good start.
Speaker 2 (55:49):
What's your day to birth?
Speaker 12 (55:51):
It is their.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (55:54):
That means you were sixteen Maggie in twenty twelve and
on the thirteenth of November twenty twelve.
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Well this was at the top.
Speaker 3 (56:07):
Is the drop still goes off? Swedish house Mafia and
don't you worry child? What are you reckon, Maggie. Not bad,
not bad, not bad, but very twenty twelve too. Okay,
wait there we're going to do a bit. There beanger
for Sheila. Hi, Sheila, Sheila, Hello.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
Hello, You've just had your birthday over the weekend.
Speaker 9 (56:29):
Heaven you, Sheila, I have on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Ancient Now you're officially ancient?
Speaker 2 (56:37):
How old did you journe? Or should we not ask?
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Sixty sixty yet?
Speaker 2 (56:42):
The big six? Oh Sheala?
Speaker 15 (56:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (56:47):
What do you do for your sixtieth?
Speaker 12 (56:50):
Had a bit of a party, not a huge party,
but I've not long had a knee replacement, so I'm
feeling every single one of those years at the moment.
Speaker 4 (56:59):
Here you are shell good on you though, you're only
five years away from the free money.
Speaker 7 (57:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Thanks, but it's a good thing, isn't it?
Speaker 14 (57:08):
Well?
Speaker 12 (57:08):
Hey, Sheila, really free money though, is it?
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Ok?
Speaker 6 (57:12):
If?
Speaker 1 (57:12):
I mean, if anything changes, you might be at least
seven or eight years away.
Speaker 2 (57:17):
Oh you never know, Yeah, you never know. Hey, what
is your exact birthday?
Speaker 12 (57:24):
Twenty eighth of March nineteen sixty six, right, Sheila?
Speaker 1 (57:28):
That means you were sixteen and nineteen eighty two. And
let's hope you've got a good ee here.
Speaker 4 (57:33):
Sis meant work down under. What do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (57:41):
Sheila the Swedish Mapia.
Speaker 4 (57:46):
Good on your.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
Sheila, You got that young person energy, Sheila. One more
birthday being a for Carla.
Speaker 1 (57:51):
Hi, Carla, Hey, Carla, Hi, what are you up to
for these to long weekend?
Speaker 12 (57:58):
We're heading away to Chana.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
The way lovely lovely. Let's get you on your way
with a birthday bang and what's your day of birth.
Speaker 10 (58:07):
Thanks of January nineteen eighty nine, your birthday is exactly
three days after mind, Carlor, which.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Means you on your book actually did wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 4 (58:26):
We didn't even have that.
Speaker 2 (58:27):
We go omdy Color. Sorry, that hasn't happened before.
Speaker 14 (58:33):
Color.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
We've had that button there for about twelve months, Color,
and that's the first time we've been able to genuinely
use it.
Speaker 1 (58:40):
I appreciate you more than you know, Carla. Thank you
for saying that. But hey, it's not about me right now,
It's about you. You were sixteen and two thousand and
five and on your sixteenth birthday, Carla, this was number
one month.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Drop it like guitar. Drop it like guitar drop it
like beauty.
Speaker 4 (58:58):
Trying to get it Youanger, Karla, Snoop and Pharrel.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Okay, wait there, we're going to choose between Swedish House Mafia,
Minute Work and Snoop Dogg. I'm voting for Don't You
Worry Child Swedish House Mafia.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
I think I'm going with you.
Speaker 4 (59:15):
Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Meggie, well done. You're the winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon.
Speaker 11 (59:20):
How good? Close?
Speaker 2 (59:25):
Yeah, it was close, It was close.
Speaker 4 (59:28):
He goes twenty twelve. It's a birthday were in him.
Speaker 3 (59:31):
Look, Swedish House Mafia Don't You Worry Child is the
winner of Birthday Banger today for Meggie. It was number
one in November twenty twelve. That's a fourteen year old song.
Oh yuck, but it's good. We got a text before
Brie because Carla was our first genuine Breeze book Reader
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that we were able to celebrate to prompt her for it. No,
we didn't even drag it out of her. She volunteered it,
which let us play us shall Breeze book Reader song.
There's a text here from Rachel that says, as soon
as she said I think I read that in your book,
I started yelling Breeze book Reader and I knew it
was coming. The excitement was overwhelming. So you should have
(01:00:16):
seen us. I was doing laps of the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
Nearly fell off my chair.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, just to know that someone out there actually read it,
you know, it was a great feeling.
Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And did she pay full price? Oh, we should have
asked her how much she paid? Get it back, get
her back, We'll get it back. Clint Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I know you remember a couple of weeks ago I
put forward to you a list of things men can't do.
Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Yeah, quite confronting.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Actually, I haven't used an umbrella since you revealed to
me that I can't use an umbrella.
Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
It was on the list of part one. And look,
these aren't coming from me. This is coming from a
man who is voicing his opinions on these things. And
I'll remind you of the things that were on part
one of this list.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So it included, like you said, umbrellas.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Men can't have or die blond, dye their hair blonde, marcher,
double hand a mug yep, cats, They can't prefer cats
over dogs. They can't say that they've had a good
night's sleep, No, never. They can't enjoy any type of
(01:01:24):
alternative milks. They can't be the ones to suggest dessert.
Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
They can eat dessert, but they cannot be the one
to suggest it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
They can't.
Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
They can't utter the words should we get a sweet treat?
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Apple?
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Watches and run clubs were in part one of things
men can't do?
Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
And I agree. I just reiterate what Brice said. She's
not making the rules, she's the exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Well, I've got part two of the things that men
can't do?
Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Are you ready? God? There is more.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
There is a few more, So just brace yourselves because
there's six of them.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
And starting at number one is this.
Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
Starting off with some friendly fire coke zero full great, man,
you should be drinking full strength coke. Just burn the
calories off somewhere an oil reg or something.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Men can't have a coke zero, No, you need to
be having full fat coke.
Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
They invented coke zero for men because women had diet coke.
Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Turns out, no, you can't have coke zero according to
this list.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Next up, ah, soup. Men can't have soup.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Oh God, this is a bad day for you men,
isn't it.
Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
I don't eat much soup, but can I have a chowder?
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
See?
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I can't believe you're even saying that. I feel like
chowder is on the list of soup.
Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Can I have a stew? Surely I can have a
hearty Irish stew.
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
You can have a Campbell's chunky Okay, I think that's fine, right,
But don't you dare ask for a ham and pea.
Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
I think I'm aloud of stew.
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Okay, I'm gonna say you're a load of stew. Yeah,
Jew's fine, Okay. Next on the list straws.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Men can't have straws. You can't be drinking through a straw, Clint.
Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
I saw Ryan Seacrest one time say that he only
drinks his coffee through a straw because because because of
his teeth, because he gets his teeth whitened, So he
drinks his coffee through a straw, and the straw goes
back behind his teeth so it doesn't touch his teeth.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Imagine drinking coffee,
imagine any hot drink.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Probably the least manly thing I've ever heard too.
Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
So yeah, all right, no more straws for me, No
more straws.
Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Take the lid off my off my cup of coke.
When I go through the drive through. That's gonna be a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
It better be full fat coke, too.
Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
Full fat coke from the dry through. Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (01:04:01):
Next on the list, queuing up for more than like
two minutes, especially into some sort of night venue like
a club or something.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
What was it queueing? Oh, queuing up? Men can't queue
up for more than two minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, according to this guy, men can't do these things
and queuing up for more than two minutes?
Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
And no go.
Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Why is queuing up to get into a nightclub so humiliating?
You just stand there.
Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
It's humiligating for anyone in the line. It is not
just men, for anybody. It's like, please let us in,
and they're like, no.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
You can wait in the line.
Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
Please can we come in?
Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Maybe we'll decide when we see your shoes. Yeah, okay,
next on the list.
Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
As a matter of.
Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Fact, I would say that nightclubs are exclusive for women
as well.
Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Men can't go to nightclubs.
Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
That's interesting that that sucks for.
Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
The men and for the women that are looking for
men at nightclubs. Yeah yeah, yeah, what if you're the DJ,
can you go to the nightclub?
Speaker 13 (01:04:59):
Then?
Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
See?
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I feel like that is gray area. I feel like
that's okay.
Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
What I mean allowed to do at nightclubs, DJ, bartend
and bouncer.
Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Yep, is that it? It might be it?
Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
According to this list, these are things did killed all
the nightclubs. So yeah, well they're not going anyway, are
they okay? And last one on the list of things
men can't.
Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Do birthday parties. Definitely birthday parties. I'll give you decades
like if you turn thirty, but everyone come to the
pub to celebrate my twenty eighth birthday party?
Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
What the.
Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
That one? That one's pretty good? I agree so much.
I actually kind of agree.
Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Oh this might be a bit rogue from me, and
I want to see your take on it. I feel
like adult birthday parties, unless they're a milestone, what are
we doing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
I saw another man, not this man, post similar the
other day. He goes birthdays are.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
For women and children. If you're a man, go back
to work. Well being a man sounds like it sucks.
Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
It's crazy timing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
I saw Art Green today posts that he's not sure
if min are allowed to use sippy water bottles, and
the water bottle that he showed was the exact water
bottle that I used. You know, the ones that have
got like the pop up spout. Yes, min Min, I
don't think men are allowed to use sippy water bottles.
What's his reasoning for that, he said, because he feels
(01:06:23):
like he goes at the gym and he's doing this
manly workout and he's pushing some turn and he's lifting
all this stuff, and they're like, oh, I need some water.
It just doesn't quite the clashes too much.
Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
I feel like Art Green could put on a dress
and a pair of stilettos and I'd still be like, God,
that man is masculine.
Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
You're saying, Art Green could drink soup through a straw
at a nightclub and.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Yeah, one hundred percent, I'd still be like, God, he
might be the most chiseled masculine man I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
All Right, call him up, let's organize it.
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Put him on him out to the nightclub. Yeah yeah,
let's do it. Let's do it on his birth day
as well.
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