ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd April 2026

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Got d D data.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's MS Brian Clint podcast DAMS Brian Clint thanks to
KFCs Brianklin. We're almost there, guys, We are almost at
the chocolate holiday.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
How bloody good. I cannot wait for Easter Lasagna.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, your mum doing an East of lazagnia this year.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, we're doing an Easter lasagna and we're doing it
Easter terram massou.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Oh Easter Terramassou. Yeah, well East is a dessert holiday
that one makes more sense to me than the Easter lasagna,
to be fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I wouldn't say
no to a lazagna, though no one.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Would say no to an Easter lasagna. This is the thing.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Do you Easter fire it at all?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Does your mom do it in like two like loaf
tins and make like a crucifix lazagna or anything?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Absolutely not, No, No, it's just the regular role put
together lasagna and we just eat it on.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Easter, Body of Christ, Blood of Christ, Lasagna of Christ.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Let us proclaim the mystery.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Of fun show on the wait for you guys today
and we're going to get things cracking straight away with
Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yes we are. If you want to be a part
of it, then you can call us now.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Eight hundred dials at M is the number and fifty
bucks you can put it in your pocket for the
Easter Long Long weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
It'd be nice if you want to represent the team,
Let's do it. Phone lines are open.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Brionkland tme for trading versus Lady.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
This is the very.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Much treaty versus Lady.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Here we go, last game of Trading versus Lady before
we head into the Easter Long Long weekend, and the
scores sit currently at twenty nine to the ladies twenty
two to the trade.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Let's correct. Our lady is in the bay of plenty.
She's in totalunger, she's twenty seven, and he is a
scientist in chemistry. Welcome to the show, Grace.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Wow, what kind of experiments do you do?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Grace?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Why?

Speaker 7 (02:11):
I work in the kiwi fruit industry at the moment.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Okay, what's care fruit?

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Right?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Have you guys figured out why your lips go a
little bit tingly when some people eat kiwi fruit?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Nah?

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
That's what I'm for you to look into next week, Grace. Yeah,
you're taking on our trading from Wellington today. He is
thirty seven and he can name all one hundred and
fifty one original Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Welcome to the show, Charles, Hi, Charles, Hello, mate?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
So can I should we have a Pokemon off?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
What is the evolution of the Pokemon? Ev Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:51):
What one do you want?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Fleurim?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Nice, he's good, he's good, well done, well done?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah I knew that.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, there's one twenty five Pokemon? Now, isn't that disappointed?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
They should have.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Stopped at one fifty one?

Speaker 9 (03:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
The original they're the best.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Trying to sell more? All right, Charles, your buzzer is
Trady Grace Lady.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
First of three correct answers no Pokemon questions will win
fifty dollars cash thanks to KATEFC.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Did you hear Charles's disappointment? I did? I did?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
All right?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
We move on to question one.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
What creature is coming to visit the homes of well
behaved boys and girls this Sundaydy body.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Charles, mister Bernie.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It is the Easter bunny. Can't wait? One to the trades.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Question number two, which two primary colors can be mixed?
To make green Blady Grace, Grace blue and yellow, blue
and yellow, blue and yellow.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
That is correct. One one PC here.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Question number three buzzing, when you can tell me who
sings this song?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Grace is in Hailey Bell. It's Kaylee Bell.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, local girl, an absolute legend. What a weapon, Kaylee Bell,
boots and all. Two to the ladies, one to the trades.
You need this one here, Charles. Question number four, what
is the capital of Spain, Trady, Lady.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Charles, Charles Madrid. Yeah, oh, what a game for a Thursday.
Here we go, have two very clever people on the
phone today.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, very very clever.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
This is a great game, and we finish it with
a tiebreaker in the fifth.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
This is for the win. Which direction does the sun
rise from?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Charles?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
From the east.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
It is from the east.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
He's got it.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
What a bloody game.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
You couldn't split them.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, And for that reason, Grace, we're going to find
you fifty KFC chicken dollars is a consolation prize. Hell yeah,
no worries and Charles, you're a trading verse lady Cheam
and the trades needed that one too. They go up
to twenty three and reply to the Ladies twenty nine.
Well done.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
That was a real ash catch and performance from your Charles.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well done, Pokey Boll Ghost.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
MS Bree and Clinic Podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I'm currently broadcasting from my family home in Stanthorpe, Australia, Queensland,
and it's been wonderful. I've met my two new nephews.
My sister had her third baby, and my sister in
law and my brother had their first baby. It's been
an amazing trip. Yeah, the kids are adorable. There's a

(05:35):
bunch of them running around and I've got to hang
out with them and actually just spend some quality time,
which I'm super grateful for.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
You've been there for a decent amount of time this time,
so it's like just like swoop and say hi and
leave kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
For the past like nearly decade, I've only ever got
to spend you know, Christmas here for like a week
and there's just stuff happening and you don't really get
to spend that quality time, you know, So I feel
really grateful.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
It's really special.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
One thing I will say from spending the quality time
with the kids, because I've got some nephews that are
a little bit older, and they.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Can be pretty ruthless. Yes, they can.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Something that happened the other day.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I went over to hang out with one of my
nephews who is about to turn six, and we were
hanging out in the backyard. We were riding on the
quad bikes and you know, just bopping about the farm,
and I had exercise gear on because you know, we're
out doing things around the farm, and the exercise gear

(06:46):
I had on was a pair of bike pants, which
I do where often, you know, when I'm going on
walks and you know, going around the place. And my
nephew said to me, why aren't you wearing proper pants?
And I said, oh, these are proper pants they call

(07:07):
bike pants, to which he replied, well, they don't look
very good on you, ruthless.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Which is rough because you know, he's not trying to
roast you. He's just saying what he sees.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yes, he's just being honest.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And it made me rethink whether or not I can
pull off the bike pants.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Rude too, because you were on a bike, you know,
a quad bike, but still a bike.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
It was a bike.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
You were justified in the bike pants. It's not like
you'd worn bike pants to a wedding or something.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I felt like in the context of which I was
wearing them like, it was pretty spot on.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Ruthless six year old.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Six year old's an interesting age for that too, because
a four year old can say it to you, and
like I said before, there's no malice intended, they're just
saying what they say.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Six year old, though.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're verging on you're a little bit more conscious of
what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
You're vert, you know, about other people's feelings.

Speaker 10 (08:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty hurt, pretty hurt by it
looks like I have to bin all of my bike
pants now, which I'm not that stoked about.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Nah. No, no, you keep the bake pants. Oh take
you to my.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Daughter's school and we'll get the rest of the sex
year olds to write your bake peace.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah. No, I don't know if that's going to be
the best.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
We'll bring you up on stage at the next assembly.

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Oh absolutely not, and we'll do you know, they go
make some noise if you think Bree looks good, make
some noise that you think Brie has no business in
bike pants.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
That is my worst nightmare. I feel like I'm going
to have that nightmare tonight in my sleep. Yeah, I
thought this afternoon, Clint. Because kids do say the darndest things,
don't they. I thought we could ask the people, what
is the most ruthless thing a child said to you?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, did you get roasted by a kid? Yeah, that's
what we want to know. Oh, one hundred dollars at
M You can text it to nine six nine six.
I'm interested in the age of the kid and the
proximity of the kid to you, Like, was it your
own kid, was it a niece or nephew, or was
it a stranger's kid who had no affiliation with you whatsoever?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
And they were just like, you know.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I feel like a stranger's kid, even though you know
you have no connection to them for most Yeah, but a.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Stranger's kid you can tell to f off. It's a difference.
You can't say that to your own kid.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
So yeah, that's I mean, yeah, each to their own,
I mean, depends on the roast.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Actually, yeah, exactly. Or text it to nine six ninety six.
The ruthless thing that a kid said to you?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
What was the ruthless thing a kid said to you?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Megan's here, Hi, Megan, Megan, Hi, this was your niece
who roasted you?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Right?

Speaker 11 (09:52):
It was when my niece for five, I was reading
to her after school one day and she so confidently
told me that that's not what the words on the
page say. Yeah, I'm the sleep six. So amazing for me.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Oh she was fact checking you.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
She was, yeah, and I've never read to her since. No,
so she misses.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I mean smart head at the same time, you know,
insensitive but smart.

Speaker 11 (10:21):
Yeah, very smart, too smart for.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Too smart than mean. Kathy's here, Hi, Kathy.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I can how's it going.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
We're good?

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Thank you? Tell us, Kathy? What was the ruthless thing
a kid said to you?

Speaker 12 (10:33):
Oh, I've got ten year old twins, but back when
they were six, the dad was being at the kid
and I.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Went, ha, thanks your dad.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
You're related to him.

Speaker 12 (10:42):
And one of them turn around me didn't nine, said
well it's your life man, you married him.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
How old were they like?

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Six? Six and seven?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Holy?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
That's insightful from them because you're like, you're related to him,
and they're like, we didn't get a choice. You did, Yeah,
you chose this, mum, you chose Thanks Kathy.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
We asked, did you get roasted by a kid? Someone said.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
My eleven year old cousin said to me that I
look forty. I'm twenty six.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
Oh yeah, but kids don't have really a.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Don't have a frame of reference. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
That's what we're going to choose to believe anyway. Someone
else said. My step daughter said to me this week,
how would you feel if dad left you for someone?

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Pretty?

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Oh the step daughter too. Not not your not your
own daughter, your step daughter. It's below the bell, Tim's here, Hey, Tim,
Hi Tim. How's you get roasted by a kid?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Tim?

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Yeah, I thought, like pronoun Okay, This five.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Or six year old came up to me and it
was like, you look weird, you look like a vampire.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
Don't bite me.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, because if you're over pronounced k ninetee, you know,
you know you should have done him.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
You should have been him. Yep, chase them. You should chase.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Him and scared the absolutely living daylights out of him.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
We said, did you get roasted by a kid? Someone said,
I'm a school teacher. I get roasted by kids every
single day.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, see, that's I mean, And that's a part of
the job I feel. My friend's child said to me
after I died. My hair blonde?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Why is you're here yellow?

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Oh that's not what you want to hear?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
What you want to hear?

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Someone else said.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
My kid to a man behind us at the gym reception,
said you've got a big belly.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Thank god.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
He laughed and said, that's why I'm here. That's goods.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
My two and a half year old daughter in the
shower with me.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
She looked at my private parts, and then I looked
at her private parts, and then looked at mine and said,
oh mum, what happened to that? Holy hell, you go
you you happened to that?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
That that one really not a good situation, someone said.
An ECE teacher here, I was told by a three
year old with a loving smile that my hair was grubby, grubby,
not dirty, not missy grubby grubby. See that to me
is giving, you know if it's a bit oily grubby.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I coach special needs kids for sport, and one of
the players asked me if I had a syndrome. Ah,
I love it, biggure, that's so innocent.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, you know, do you have some sort of syndrome?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Someone else text her and said, my nephew asked me
if I had chicken pox. I said no, and he's like,
what's that on your face? Then it was acne. I
was in my twenties and I had really bad acne.
I was super self conscious about. He would have been
five ish. I think that's.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
All chicken box. That's so bad. We asked, did you
get roasted by a kid?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Someone said, my friend, who is a plus sized lady
as an early childhood educator. A four year old from
her daycare saw her standing beside her Suzuki Swift and said,
can you fiten that car? She said, yes, should shirt
under her breath?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Can you fan that cart? Do you fit? That's awful?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
My four year old said to me he doesn't want
to be fat like me when he grows up.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Someone else said, I got a new scarf and my
son walked out and said to me, why are you
wearing a tea towel around your neck?

Speaker 5 (14:38):
I never wore it again.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I bet it was one of those like remember the
millennial scarves, like with the skulls on them, Yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
The Alexandra Alexander McQueen.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes, or one of those Arabian scarfs that kind of
looked like a tea tail as well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Remember everyone went through a period of wearing those. I've
seen a picture of you in one.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, guilty, Yeah, born used to be one. Daily.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I had a kid tell his mum that he was
going to kill me, just a random kid, when I
was working in a shoe store. Terrifying.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Terrifying.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
It's terrifying, not hurtful, but terrifying.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Someone else said, I had just had my third baby
and my friend's daughter, who was ten at the time,
asks why I still have a baby in my tummy
because it's still big.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
I would have decked that kid, because so.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Many of them, so many of those ones.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Hannah said, I work in an intermedia and a kid
came up to me last week and asked if I
was pregnant.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
I said, no, mates, just fat.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I was getting dressed with my four year old in
the room and she goes to me, you've got a
big fanny.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Bumb bum nice juicy bottom is what she was talking about.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
She was English.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
My four year old told me my shadow looked like
a tomato.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Hell, just get kids to roast us, Brianklin roast Yeah, Yeah,
it would be so ruthless because they would not hold back.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
A five year old told me, you've eaten lots since
I last saw you.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
God, there's still coming.

Speaker 8 (16:17):
Na.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Someone said, my daughter told me that her sister got
all of her dad's good stuff and she got all
of my weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Write these down so good. So thanks Guysanklin strap in
because I think we are going to court all of us,
well most of us.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
The judge.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
No, you're going to be the plaintiff.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Hundreds of thousands of New Zealanders who bought cold and
flu medicine that didn't have pseudo i madrine in them
over the past two decades because remember they bare it
because everybody thought that the criminals were going to make
pee out of the cold and flu medicine.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yes, so anyone.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Who bought the staff after they took the pseudoephroderne out
of it could be eligible for compensation if this legal
action which is going ahead is successful.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Bree.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Why this is a real lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's happening in New Zealand and the lawsuit alleges that
companies that make the drugs like Quadrill, Pseuda fed benadryl,
you know, all those cold and flu things that come
in the box. Yes, they were marketed and sold to
people as something that could help with cold and flu symptoms.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
When they knew.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
They knew that those pells did jackshit, and thy pells
did jackshit.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I bloody knew this. Haven't we all been saying this
for years and years. I don't think these do anything.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
And there's two types of people that have been taking
those pells for the last twenty years. There's the people
who experienced them with Pseudoeffrogerne originally and then had to
take the placebo ones.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
They're like, yep's work.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
I don't feel it, just so bloody pharmaceutical companies tried
to ram it down our throats.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
No trust us, it's just as good.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
And then there's the other people who never experienced the
pseudo ones and they just took the other ones, and
they're like, oh, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Feel that much better, but I guess that's what they do,
you know.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And then all of a sudden, they brought the pseudo
back and you take them and you're.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Like, whoa, holy shit, wow, let them actually do something.
But only do I feel better?

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I feel better, Like I feel better than before I
was sick.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
It was like the spinach to our Popeye.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I feel like I'm I feel like I'm at a
rave in two thousand and three. New Zealanders who bought
those products between two thousand and five and twenty and
twenty five can register for the lawsuit, and no proof
of purchase is required. You don't have to have a
receipt from Unichim's Life Pharmacy from NY twenty and seventeen

(19:01):
or anything. It sounds like you just go, yeah, I
bought some of that, and they'll be like, sweet, how
much Reckon you bought? And you're like, oh, I probably
bought five or six boxes, and they're like sweet, You're
in and then they take and then you might get.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Paid out for it.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
What type of how much time do we have to
dedicate to the case and what kind of compensation could
we get?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I don't know those details specifically, Bree. I don't think
it's a lot of your time personally. I don't think
you have to show up at the courtroom. I think
there's a company that's taken it on board and they're
not doing it for free.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
They're not like Aaron Brockovich. They I was.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Gonna say, you know who I think could really lead
this case well as Aaron.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Yeah, she would.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
This is one for her and they'll take a big
chunk of the compensation the company that is doing it.
But then you might get something out of the back
either way. Count me in, count me in.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Hell yeah, where do I sign on the dotted line?

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Put me down for the lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
I've always wanted to be a part of a law
suit where I'm not in the wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
not not the ladder anyway.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
The pseudo stuff is back now, by the.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Way, Yeah, when did it come back?

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I feel like it was only recent, right.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I mean, say what you want about David Seymour, but
he did get.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Us the pseudo back. Yeah he did, he did. But
but god, they treat you like a criminal when you
go to the kids to buy a packet of pseudo
ever Dream, Cold and Flues. Honestly, the last I think
I bought some maybe six months ago, and I felt
like I had committed a murder. They were like, what

(20:39):
are you using these for? Are you actually sick? Where
do you live?

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Walter White from breaking bed, like I'm gonna make miss please.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I just want to kids to skull.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Anyway, Strap and guys were off to Courtlin podcast.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Meghan thee Stallion. You know you remember Megan thee Stallion
from that amazing Melbourne cup No, from the song of
course wap she was on that.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Is that a big one?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Is it her biggest? I'm not a mean the Stallion fan.
I'm more of a Megan the Trainer man.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Oh really, you're a trainer over the Stallion.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh no, this isn't Claud's right. This is a big one.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeahs in COVID lockdown when absolutely bonkers the TikTok. She's
in the news today because at the moment she's appearing
in the Broadway production of Milan Rouge. Okay, so she's
been doing that only for a week or so, but

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she's set to perform in the Broadway production for the
next eight weeks or so. But during a performance she
had to leave and be taken to hospital because she
became very ill.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Oh what happened to her?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Well, there's no real details about exactly what's happened, but
it must have been bad if they had to ship
her off to the hospital because it was literally mid
performance and it wasn't long into the performance. Apparently it
was only about twenty minutes in and they had to
stop down the production for ten to fifteen minutes, and

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they told the audience to stay in their seats, and
then the understudy had to come in mid mid performance
and complete the rest of the show.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
That is every understudies dream. They work just as hard
as the lead, learning all the lines that the lead
has and I reckon they almost never get called on.
And then Megan the Stallion goes down twenty minutes into
the performance. You would just you'd be like, this is
my moment to shine.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
Here I am. I'm going to take this opportunity and run.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Apparently she is doing okay, but quite scary awful.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Time to get sick during a Broadway show.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Poor poor Meghan the Stallion. Where do you take Megan
thee Stallion when she's sick? The hospital?

Speaker 5 (23:14):
The hospital?

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Very good?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
I was gonna make that very good. That was very bad.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
I was going to make a horse drug joke.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Get her on the iver mecdon.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
No, no, no, What do they give her when she
gets to the hospital.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Of course, she's not on an IV drip, she's on
a feedbag.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
What is Megan thee Stallion ask for when she gets
to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Hey, what's I'm just I'm just I've just received an
up there on Megan thee Stallion's condition.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
She's stable.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Good.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
See that was good. We got there in the end.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
We sure, we got there at the end.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
We sure for you to do us supper through some
terrible dad jokes and then we got there in the end.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
I thought we could ask CLT this afternoon, when did
you get sick at the worst possible time.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
I'm talking gastro on your wedding day.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Maybe something, oh, guesstro on your wedding day and you're
the bride and a white dress.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, I bet it has happened to someone.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
People have fainted at the altar before.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Like when food poisoning, food poisoning on your first day
at work and you do you do a Chaney at
your desk.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh and you know, and you're known as Chunny from
accounts for the rest of your time.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Then to what you mean, Chunny from.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Account Chunney from accounts.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Terrible times to get sack, the worst timing for you
to go down.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
That's what we're looking for this afternoon. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
We sure are the z M podcast network.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Big of the Stallion was performing in a Broadway show
Milnain Rouge and phell Ill halfway.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Through and had to be rushed to hospital.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Bad timing.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
They pumped her full of ketamene and she was good
to go.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Straight back out there. Yep, We'll give her a little
weapon lesson. Yeah, yeah, and off she went.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
So we asked you, guys, what was the terrible timing
for you getting sacked? Liam's on the line, Hey, Liam.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Hi Liam, how are we good?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Thank you mate?

Speaker 4 (25:30):
What happened to you?

Speaker 8 (25:32):
You had a good old bout of guestrow come home
from daycre just before an international flight. I was the
unfortunate one three am thrown up and yeah, you disbelieve
we got on that flight at nine o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Wow, you went from a three am chaney poop poo
to a nine am flight.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
It was not my finest moment. That we were hitting
overseas for holiday, so I wasn't going to miss that.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
How many hours was the international flight? Liamb It was just.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
Ozzy, so it was only about three hours, but it
was still probably the worst three hours.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
Of my life.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah. Yeah, it's the only time.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
There's only time on fl like you want to be
set next to the toilet, right.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
Yeah, pretty much. I'll give me that exit ro.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
It reminds me of a story from my past where
I decided it'd be a great idea to have a
huge meal at Nando's, and then I bought it a
flight to Bali.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Not a good decision, an awful decision.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Did you get Did you get Bali belly before you
even got to Bali?

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I don't know if pre Bali belly? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
I think my tummy was pre emptying it.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
That's impressive, thanks Liam, that's great. We asked you where.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Did pre empting is disgusting? Do you say pre empting
or pre emptying?

Speaker 5 (26:45):
Pre emptying?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Both work? But we are.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Terrible times that you got sick? Someone said, not sick.
But I slipped down the stairs and broke my tailbone
a few days before my wedding.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh that's all, And as have you ever I've broken
my tailboat?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Not?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
I have not.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
It is the worst thing. You cannot sit down comfortably.
I reckon for at least twelve to eighteen months. It's
it's so bad. Someone else ticks through and said, threw
up on my first day of school holiday work as
a teen.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
My good friend and her husband both got the guestro
bug the night before their wedding and was still suffering
on the wedding day. You that stuff and cake at
each other's mouth, and then the other one just throws
up all over the cake.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's awful. Both of you went down with it. Someone
else said. I got food poisoning two days after tearing
my achilles. I had to hop to the bathroom, and
because of the hopping, I didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Oh, oh, you're in pain and you've poved yourself.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
You'd be crawling around.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I got sick the day that I gave birth. I
vomited right through the labor.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh that's so cruel right there.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
That's one of those things which makes people believe there
is no God, Like if you.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Weren't already dealing with enough.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, you know what God would do this to
a person. Awful? Awful.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Someone else said, Hi, there, James.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
First day of work, I collapsed and was taken to
hospital from dehydration. I had cold the week before and
wasn't able to get my fluids up. Not a great
first day at work.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So many people with it coming out both ends before
they get on an international fight.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, someone said, planned an amazing trip to the Gold Coast,
first time visiting as adults, jam packed bars, theme parks,
got engaged, got pneumonia, visited the pharmacy every day to
power through it in bed by six pm.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Though pneumonia. Wow, I worked with kids.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
We had a vomiting bug and a kid threw up
and I was having to deal with it, and I
ended up being sick.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
On that kid. They would kind of feel like revenge.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
You know, the kid didn't do it on purpose, and
the kid doesn't deserve it, but there would be a
little bit of you that goes.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
This is kind of laugh at it. Somebody else said
another birthing one, I broke two ribs from coughing two
weeks before I gave birth.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Labor was rough.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I imagine it would have hurt even more to push
if you had broken ribs.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
Of course it would have. Damn that's awful.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm just trying to stimulate it and said it and
involves my ribs.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah it does. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Also, also, you broke your ribs from coughing.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, my flatmate did that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I had a flat mate who had such a violent
cough for so long that she fractured a rib.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
That is hectic, as she also got ebs. Like she
was already pretty late.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
She was already pretty pretty lean, but from being sick
and not eating much and from tintsing up you know
how when you cough and you sort of you tintse
your core, you do a little mini crunch a little bit.
By the end of it, she had a fractured rib
and she had like visible ebbs.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Glass full, Emma, right, totally listen to this.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
One vomiting bug came on during my fortieth birthday party
and we only had one bathroom. Friends sat with me
while I had head over the bucket.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
No, everyone go home.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That reminds me if the birthday girl has guesstro fortieth
is over, go home.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
That reminds me of the scene from Bridesmaids where they
all get food poisoning and then the using the bathroom
and one's in the toilet and someone's like, I just
got to get off of this white carpet.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Oh, you're doing it. You're doing you're doing it. You're
sitting in the street.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
It's happening.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
It's happening.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Go round, go round, So good.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Thanks, She missages everybody and all of our best to
Megan Stallion once again. Yes, absolutely, we'll play what's the
plot next? Brian Clint.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
That it's z it ams Bring Clint Podcast.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic,
not really, but picking a movie title based on just
the plot line that she can do.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Brian Clint, what's the plot?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
This is our movie guessing game where if you can
guess her movies right first today you'll win one hundred
dollars cash. The person you have to beat she is
a movie savant and her name is Bri Hi. Bri
good mate and our competitor today. Well, he's just Kin.
Welcome to the show, Kini Ken. Hey, can you ever

(31:56):
played what's the plot?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Before?

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Nope?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Not never been, never given her to go in the
car tried?

Speaker 5 (32:04):
Yeah, have you gone in the past?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Ken, depends on your topic.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, fair enough, All right, Well let's get to our
topic then. This week was ten years since the release
of Hunt for the Wilder People. They even got the
original cast back together for a special screening. It's back
in cinemas. Hunt for the Wilder People stars a thirteen
year old Julian Dennison and much like that film, these
films all have a child star in them.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Oh, okay, that's a cool topic.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
You got me, Ken, all right, here we go. Buzzes
are your names. Don't wait for me to finish the
plotline before you give it a go. Just get in there.
Movie number one. While exploring an old mansion, two siblings
get Jumanji.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Jeez, that's correct. You've seen Jamunji? Ken, I have?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah, the original is fantastic. I don't mind the reboots either.
The reboots not bad. Kevin Hart and the Rock one
not bad. Can't beat Robin Williams, but the new ones
not bad? I agree, all right. Movie plotline number two,
A rich, child free, and irresponsible Londoner is in his
thirties and is in search of available women. In an

(33:28):
attempt to meet new women, he invents an imaginary son
and starts attending single parent meetings. As a result of
one of his liaisons, he meets an odd.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Twelve year old boy with problems at school.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Bri about a boy about a boy.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Is correct, and that's the game. That's the down trow.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I'm sorry, Ken, are you hoping? Were you hoping for Barbie?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Totally?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
You would have got that one.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Can we send you home with fifty consolation chicken dollars
thanks to our friends at KFC awesome, thank you, No worries,
Worries one hundred and fifty bucks next week and we'll
be playing What's the Plot in the morning next week
as we cover the Fletchwood and Hailey show bre So
you'll have to switch a movie brain on at the
opposite end of the day.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
In the past it has not boded well for me.
So could be a chance for someone to pick up
that money.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
As zed M's Brinklint podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
If you've listened to our show over the years, you
would know that we are the leading show for aviation
and maritime based news.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Clint. Indeed we are.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
And today I've got some hot fire aviation news. What
is happening in the world of the skies? Well, I'll
tell you.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Can I guess Has there anything to do with the
Artemis two rocket that got launched today?

Speaker 12 (34:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
That would be good, but I would consider that more
space news.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'm saying it's the first loop near true. That is
space news, another pillar of the Brian Clint Show. They
cain the first lunar mission in five decades. But they're
not landing on the moon. They're just going around the moon.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Yeah, so can you call it that? I guess so.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I mean, it's closer to the Moon than I've ever been.
But still me too, Go and land on the moon. Yeah,
I want them to go.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
And see if that flag is still there, If you
guys really did it all those.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Years ago, me that hard. You've done the maths on it,
you know.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
You know, my dad told me this morning because we
were talking about that, that apparently when they did land
on the Moon all those years ago, the astronauts had
the same technology in the spacecraft as an Atari game.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Oh really apparently yeah apparently so.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
So so again, this is your dad's way of saying,
did they really land on the moon?

Speaker 10 (35:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:49):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
The dad's a big tinfoil hat guy, A yeah, huge.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
That's why he lives in the country. But this is
not space news. This is aviation based news. And this
story comes from a major South American airline and according
to reports, on March eleventh, there was a flight that
was going from Bogota, Colombia to Madrid, Spain, and there

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was a passenger on the board by the name Jefferson Cossio,
who was a Colombian content creator with over twelve point
five million Instagram followers. Wow, and he decided that he
would play a prank on all the other passengers on board,
and he triggered a fart machine that produced realistic, flatulent
noises and odors.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
The airline they released a statement saying that they reject
any behavior that jeopardizes the safety of its operations and
compromises the on board experience for customers. According to reports Klint,
there was at least one female traveler and this is
from the article and I quote who was said to

(37:03):
be deeply offended by the smelly stunt.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Yeah, I'm sure there was.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It's crazy because when I read this story, I was like, Okay,
I would love to hear some audio from that flight,
because you know how people always get out their phones
and they record.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Oh I think you meant that. I thought you meant
that the black box data that's flight recorder. Yeah, that too. Well.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I managed to find some audio from the actual flight
where this content creator was letting go fake farts.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Do you want to hear it?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Okay, I believe we've got the audio here.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
This is from the flight Here we go.

Speaker 9 (37:41):
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
This is your captain speaking.

Speaker 9 (37:46):
You have to quick update from the flight deck. We
are curently cruising at thirty five thousand feet and traveling
at approximately eight hundred and fifty.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
Kilometers per hour.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
We are currently experiencing some turbulence, should I say tird villains.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Due to this, I have turned the.

Speaker 9 (38:07):
Seatbelt sign off and you are free to roam.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
About the cabin.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
If the situation continues.

Speaker 9 (38:15):
To worsen, oxygen mask may deploy from the ceiling purely
as a coping mechanism. Just pulled down on the cord
and air will flow freely.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
On behalf of the entire crew. Thank you for flying
with enough today.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Dude, this is.

Speaker 9 (38:32):
A pressurized cabin, Marty.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Wow, that's a bre audio. It's alusive.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
You will not find that.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
No one else, No one else has that.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I got off. I got off. I got that from
the dark web.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's South American pilot. She sounds really familiar. Yeah, she
does a really familiar tweating to her voice.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Just can't quite place it neither.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
That's all from us here at the Brien Clint Show.
Marty One play Bri clind.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I said, I've had a professional typeo Brier, bit of
a professional whoopsie and an email that I sent today.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
What have you done now? It only looks bad on me.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
You know why?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
You You know why this always happens to you because
you type with two fingers.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I do type with two fingers, and I also do
that thing where as soon as I've finished, I don't read,
I don't proof read the email. I just go control
inter oh, same and it sends it automatically, sins it
because I like to get the email out. I like
to get it written, and I like to get it out,
get it out, never look at it out. But for
some reason I did look again today because I was like, wait,
did I.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Write what I think I just wrote?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
And so I then went to my box on my
Gmail and I read this, Brie, which is the end
of an email that I wrote to my mortgage broker. Okay,
the person who looks after the mortgage for our house.
If you needed me to man explain what a mortgage
broker does.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Me now know what mortgage broker is, Clint.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Mortgage is a loan that the bank issues you to
purchase ah, okay, never last is the last line of
the email. Thanks for this, Please come back to me
when you have more information.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Or the best c l I.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
T Oh is your just a question? Is your mortgage
broker a man or a woman?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's a woman? Well, it's the person I was dealing
with as a woman.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Okay, but your mortgage broker man or a woman?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
The mortgage broker himself as a man.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yeah, Well he's probably never gonna find you again.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Now the emails, the email will not find him.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
He's it's long. Or now you you'll never hear from
him again.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Or the best CEE l I. T Roberts.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Ella, our producer actually brought one of these to the
table today and it's kind of a verbal TYPEO.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
This one, isn't it? Ella?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
This is someone in the new Hunger Games film giving
a speech.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yes it's Joseph.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I'm trying to remember his last name, but he's winning
an award doing a speech and he does a little blunder.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'd also like to thank my agency RGM, mailing my
my agent, the Trent Baker for helping me make everything
happen and film.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Rooting in front of a crowd.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
An did he because he could have.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Been Fredian, my manager.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Randomly.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I saw another one come on on my Instagram today
where someone posted that they shared, you know, you do
that green screen thing where you're like hovering over a screenshot,
and they were showing the email they sent to their dentist,
and they meant to say to their dentist, Hi, sorry,
I'm afraid I won't be able to make my appointment
coming up, but they said too early, and it just said, Hi, sorry,

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I'm afraid.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Sorry, I'm afraid I will not be coming in.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Sorry, I'm afraid.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
There's one that.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Literally just happened because I'm broadcasting Ramosi at the moment,
and the morning show here one of the presenters when
I think, I believe, she went to say the word
colorful okay, and she kind of stuttered a little bit
and it sounded like a very naughty sea word instead

(42:38):
of colorful.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh my god, how do you get oh wow?

Speaker 5 (42:42):
So she kind of yeah, I'm not going to I'm
not going to try and do it.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, the word which my name Clint can also resemble. Yeah,
the other rude word that my name can resemble, and
you get to that from colorful.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
That's the word she was trying to say.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Yeah, I know how you get there from country and
I've heard plenty of newsreaders stumble on country before.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
True, that's quite an easy one to stumble over, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
We want to ask people this afternoon, what was your
professional typo?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Could have been verbal, could have been in an email,
could have been in.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
A text, But what it was was in the wrong situation.
You shouldn't have been saying this to your mortgage broker,
to your dentist, to a live audience, but you did,
and you just you know, But do you just deal
with the consequences.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
You just what it is, just what your life is now.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Mistakes happened.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Maybe you've got a new nickname like me and my
mortgage broker.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I've been calling you that for years.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
CDMs Bree and Clintic podcast.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
We're talking professional typos after I accidentally signed off an
email to my mortgage broker today with my name spelled
cli tea weird.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
He's trying to he's trying to get back in touch
with you can't find.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
You can't locate me, looking and looking and looking.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
So we asked professional typos, professional whoop sees you referenced
an Australian newsreader who's in the news today for a
bit of a whoopsie bree and we've actually found the
audio of it.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Oh great, we have. Let's let's all listen and deliberate.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
So our producer Cordia believes that it's it's it's broadcastable
because she doesn't.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
She doesn't believe that. She puts the tea on the
end of the word.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Okay, all right, so she says that it's broadcastable without
a censor on it.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
And we're going to take Claudia's word for it. This
is this is the audio.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Brown, white, and even pink.

Speaker 9 (44:41):
They're all types of noises which are meant to help
you sleep. But now another color is entering the chat, indeed,
green noise.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
I don't know, Claudia, I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
It was just the first out of the word.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
She didn't finish the words.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I'm dare by it.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I want to I just want to distance myself from
that audio.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Two you said it was fine. Claudia's the panic in
her voice. I really can't about this.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
They give us the five bad words each year, and
that's definitely one of them.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
That's one of them.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
The one with the tea on the end is one
of them.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
So it's a stiver word.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I won't repeat it here.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That could be a good point. Yeah, that could be
Claudia's professional type. We want to know what yours was?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Anonymous? Good afternoon, Hi, Anonymous?

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Is that me?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
That's you?

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:33):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (45:36):
So I was talking to a group of teenagers and
we were celebrating Pride Week, and we were raising this
flag and I was trying to encourage them to go outside,
and I accidentally see it. Guys, go outside and watch
the raising of the and I said a word that
rhymes with flag but doesn't have an eleanor.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
And you was celebrating pride.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yeah, because that's a beauty, because like, get them off
the flag.

Speaker 9 (46:05):
Poll.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
He's been through enough.

Speaker 12 (46:07):
They were, honestly just like absolutely roasting me the rest
of the day.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Holy smokes, Anonymous, Pride fair?

Speaker 9 (46:17):
Did you?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Did you have it on the brain? Obviously not what
was going on?

Speaker 4 (46:23):
You did, Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
You're like, don't say it, don't say.

Speaker 12 (46:29):
But because it's not ever a word I would say,
of course, of course, not anonymous.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
We believe it. You don't have to convince us. You
have to convince the vulnerable teenagers that you said.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
It in front of listen to us, anonymous. We don't
need the puff, I mean the proof, the proof, okay, sorry,
the brain. Don't say you're a gay caller.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
You're a great caller, anonymous.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Someone said my friend as a teacher, he was teaching
a special educlation class. He needed to email a family
to tell them that their child's recent achievements and swimming
were excellent. He sent the email and he realized in
the sign off, instead of writing regards, he had replaced
the G with a.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
T Oh that's bad.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Oh, it's so bad.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
That's worse than the pride fag. There's that is that
is rough?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
That is real rough.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Someone said, my phone one time auto corrected cockroaches.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
To anal roaches.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
How how on earth what have you been?

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Right?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Does know about it?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Why is it correcting it to that automatically?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
It's like when someone says, there discover page on their Instagram.
Isn't the stuff that they're interested in? You did that,
and you did that with your auto correct too.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I mailed a very conservative client guarding the color scheme
for his apartment. I typed off shit instead of off white.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
We could do the bathroom and off shit.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
That's so good.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
My son spilt fanta on his jeans and then started
referring to them as his fanto pens.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
He has not redheaded.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
That's very good. Oh, this this one brings back memories.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
It says Brian Clint some thirty five years ago, we
were on a road trip myself and three mates, one
other guy, one guy, one other guy, and two girls
who were sitting in the back seat. Car was pretty small,
so at some point I intended to say, just get out,
just yell out if you want.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
To stretch your legs.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
What I said was just yell, yell out, if you
want to get out and spread your legs.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That takes me back. So Chris Hopkins to a Chris Hipkins,
the Chris Hopkins from COVID. Isn't it outside and spread
your legs? Yeah, it surely is. And UNI I group
text the whole project group four males that I had
some boobs they could.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Reference for their parts, when in.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Fact I had books that they could reference. I bet
the four university aged males that received that text from
their female co student were very mature about that, and
none of them asked to see the boobs that you
were referencing.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I bet they were very disappointed when they found out
it was books and not boobs.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I've been invited to a pubic meeting instead of a
public meeting someone.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I emailed the guy about a pool ladder on trade me,
but I forgot to ask.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
But I forgot and texted.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Pooh ladder instead Pooh ladder.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I once thought I was messaging my friends with benefits
named Natasha.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Was inviting her.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Over for a very rude, very explicit activity. Little did
I know above her name in my contact list next
to Natasha was Nana, and I pressed her name instead.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
No oh, no God, Nana would have got the fright
of her life that day.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
This one is genius.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
It said, I meant to write to a client for
interiors one point five meter diameter disk shape pendance, but
it auto corrected to one point five meter diameter dick
shape pendit.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
There's some big dick shape pendants.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
It's got big energy that one.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I sent a memo to my co workers about twenty
years ago telling them about drinks and nipples after work
instead of drinks and nibbles. Safe to say it was
joked about for years to come. Yeah, drinks and nipples
sounds lovely after work, actually very good.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Someone said we have a distribution center in Hornby. I
accidentally emailed our entire team saying Horny instead.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I was waiting.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
I was waiting tables when I was younger and we
had duck Liver Pete on the specials menu. I was
nervous and I was reading it to a table and
I said Dick lover pet instead.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
It's crazy how much just one or two letters can
change the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Especially when you're nervous and you're like, don't say dick
licker Pete. Don't say dick lover pet don't say it.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
You like this song?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I once said blow jobs instead of Joe blogs in
a work, Just your.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Average blow jobs. That's very oh good? All right, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
It is the last birthday banger before the long weekend birthday.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
So let's get to it.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
The number one songs when you guys turned sixteen, will
play our.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Favorite cresses up first, Cura cress Hi, Chris a God
good made.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
What are you up to for the long long weekend?

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Nothing? Just Chille Yeah, chill action.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
We love to hear it.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Hay, what's your most people are doing nothing with these
fuel prices, to be honest, everyone's heaving. Everyone's having a staycation.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Not many boats going out on the water.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Chris?

Speaker 11 (52:26):
Twenty three November nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
That means you were sixteen in two thousand and nine
and on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
This was at the top.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
When a bit of a millennial banger Chris Fireflies ol City.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Are you into it week? It definitely brings back some memories,
brings back some memories.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Yeah, okay, okay, wait there, let's go to Rafi.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Who's going to do mum's birthday? Banger? Hi Raffi? Hi Rafi?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
How old are you? Raffi?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'm ten years old? Ten years oldIt okay, Well, let's
do your mum's birthday banger?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
What's mum's birthday?

Speaker 11 (53:09):
Twenty nine, nineteen sixty.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
You crushed that.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
That means mum was sixteen in nineteen eighty four and
on her sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
This was number one.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Really Joel Uptown girl Bang asked do you like it? Raffie, Yes,
it's good songs.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
It's a great one.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Okay, wait there, we're going to do one more for Jordan. Hi, Jordan, Hi,
Jordan's hello.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
You're doing much for the long long weekend.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
We're just on our way to the beach actually, which
you're going to?

Speaker 6 (53:53):
Why?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Where's that?

Speaker 12 (53:55):
Just out of port?

Speaker 6 (53:57):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Okay, let's my nine year old?

Speaker 11 (54:02):
Is disparate for me to say, long time listener, first
time caller.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Good way, God, Jordan.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
It's often hard to get that one in there, especially
on birthday banger. But you did it, so well done.
Good to have you on the show, Jordan. Than what's
nine year old's name?

Speaker 11 (54:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:21):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (54:22):
CEO?

Speaker 5 (54:23):
CEO?

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Thanks for making mum call through and say that THEO.
We appreciate you, mate.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Jordan.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
What's your birthday?

Speaker 11 (54:30):
The seventeenth of the second of February nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
All right, that means you were sixteen Jordan in two
thousand and four, and our calculations have said.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
This is your birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Oh my god, it's a single star classic, because you've
gotta be happy with that, Jordan.

Speaker 11 (54:55):
Yeah, particularly reminds me of from Garrette Party.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yes, this is in a category of songs with Colby,
Kalay Bubbly and what were the other big sing star songs?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Are that weird ninety nine Red Balloon song?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Oh that was big, it was huge.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Okay, we've got to.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Decide between Jamelia, Billy, Joel and our City. I vote Jamelia,
me too, do you yep? Jordan and Ceo.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
It's settled. Jordan and Theo. Enjoy the beach. You're just
one birthday banger. Thank you, You're welcome. Welcome Brian Clint
from the.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Year two thousand and four. He's a birthday banger from
Jamelia on Zidim Clint jar Amelia and Superstar on zid
In with Brian Clint. It is a birthday banger from Jordan.

(55:52):
It was number one in two thousand and four, which
means it's a twenty two year old banger, well seasoned.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
Yep, stands his time. That song I reckon.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Nixt on the show, Brie wants to have a conversation
about adult Easter chocolate.

Speaker 9 (56:06):
M h.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
There's been a conversation going down in my family household
this week Clint about Easter eggs and because obviously the
Easter Bunny doesn't deliver to adults, from a certain age. Yeah,
you know, there's a cutoff because the Easter Bunny very
very busy.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I think it's eighteen. I think it's Easter Bunny stops
delivering for grown ups.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I believe it is.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
So I have put forward to my mum that she
needs to step up and buy me some Easter chocolate. Okay, yeah, yeah,
And I just want to I just want to have
a conversation about it.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Next.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
How you know adults want Easter chocolate too.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Okay, if you have opinions on what you think the
best adult Easter chocolate is, you can text that to
us on nine six, nine six, we might be able
to review the list next to zitim.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I don't like this bri and Clint show. It feels
like a meeting that could have been an e the
Roast of Free and Clint Go Clint Podcast. It's the
end of the Brian Clint Show for a short week
before we come back.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
To do another short week only in the morning. It's
upside down. It's upside down world next week on Zidium,
isn't it?

Speaker 6 (57:18):
It?

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Sure is those early mornings, but then I mean you
start early, finish early.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
That's yeah, absolutely, that's how.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
I've got nothing left, mate, I am already into my
long long weekend.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
You're not going to get a one more good thing
out of me today.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
The thing about doing radio in the morning is that
you eat breakfast instead of afternoon tea.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
You got it, Clint profound, You got it.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Well, my brain's elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Enjoy your long long weekend, which technically is a long
long long weekend.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Because you also get an extra hour for daylight savings
as well.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
True.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Do we get the hour back? Yes, yes you do.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It's how good the compensation for it being dark so
early as you get a free hour and it's technically
an extra hour of sleep.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
What a bloody ripper. That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
News.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Have an excellent easter, everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Bre you have a safe flight back to New Zealand
and we'll catch you guys back next week on the
Brian Clint Show in the morning.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
We'll see you then when the sun is rising and
not setting.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Because you start early, you finish it.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
See, I knew you'd catch.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
On Play zis Brian Clint on Aanswer, Facebook, TikTok and

Speaker 4 (58:38):
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