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April 6, 2026 62 mins
  • Millennial phrases we want to bring back. 
  • Childhood mementos you've been stuck with. 
  • Mumma Di has a really badly timed injury, 
  • Does your friend group go all out? 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's DAMS Brian Clinton Podcast z it MS Brien Clint
covering prequest.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, good morning, everybody. Welcome to Brian Clinton in the Morning.
Oh no, I haven't done my voice woman exercises, and
now my voice sounds you know I sound.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Different in the morning. That's how you always sound, do I?

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sweet? Do I sound the same sound? Do I wait?

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Let me have a sip of my teeth A little
bit raspy. You know, some would argue that's better.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love a raspy voice on
a woman.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Tell us what else here into We were just talking
about how everyone had a good Easter, nice break.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A long, long weekend. I just talked to.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Someone else in the building. They said, oh I felt
longer than four days.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
A classic kitchen chat, and I went Not for me
being around family, right, I love it. I love it.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
But when it's everyone and your siblings have a heap
of kids, and there's people running around, and there's cousins
and they've got kids, get me out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, it's a lot, you know. Yeah, you can say
we will go home for Christmas for a day or two.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Good. Stay, but you don't stay.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Gotta go though, got to get back to my own
house with life and routine.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Isn't that interesting? Because Christmas and like Easter.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
When you're a kid, best time in your life, it's
the time you look forward to. Nothing better than those moments.
As an adult worst.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Because you're in charge. It's awful. You're in charge.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
As a kid, you just along for the ride, and
there's magic and there's surprise.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
All I am and you are the center of attention.
But as an adult, they're like, do some dishes?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
All I am is the dish cleaner for Easter, Chris.
They're like, you get in that kitchen, are you clean up?
Just realizing that do you clean up after seventeen people?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Right, we've got a fun show on the way. If
you are looking at your guess gauge on your car
and you're going, oh, christ we have free guests at
eight o'clock, Worth guessed me up. You were telling me
that it's gone four dollars elite. I didn't no, I
said almost four dollars later. What's almost? Some places are

(02:28):
like three dollars eighty oh yeah, yuck. Four dollars, I
reckon we will once and it will. Once it has
four dollars, people will start writing in the streets, what's that?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
What's that song? Where it's like gaz pedal, gaz pedal?
Do they have to change it now? Where it's like
go easy on the gas pedal, new troll new t
roll it down the hill, down.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Down, roll it down the hill, turn their air conditioning up,
gaz roll down.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
We can make that parody you want, Oh, I would
love to Clazys Bri and clind Bri and Clint filling
in for Fletchford and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
This is the very event treaty.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
This is Lady.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
We kick off our show in the afternoons with Trady
Versus Lady every day from three and we keep scoring.
The trades have won twenty three times this year. The
ladies they have won twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
We've tried kicking the breakfast show off with Trady Versus
Lady in the past six am bit too early for
a quiz.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
We found out.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
People don't really want to answer trivia questions that early.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
We've got our people now, though, our ladies and christ
she's twenty six and her fun factor is she's double jointed.
Welcome to the show, Millie. Him, Millie, do you know
Bree once broke up with a guy because he had
double jointed knees?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No, that's not true. Really, I don't know what he's talking.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Has knees hyper extended backwards and she was She got
the ex from it.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It is a special lit Yeah, exactly right, Bri. It's
just a special little quirk I was.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I was a different person back then, and I also
think I was trying to justify certain things he did.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
He had a bad personality too, That's my story.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He had a double jointed personality. Melli is taking on
our trading today from the Bay of Plenty. He is
forty and when he was born he was the biggest
baby in Western Australia. Welcome to the show, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Welfare. Check on your mum, Johnny.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
She's doing okay.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
How big do you remember your stats? Twelve twelve twelve
twelve ten? Damn you must you must have a big head.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Like mum laying an emu egg rout. Jeez, Okay, Johnny,
your buzz is trading. Milly Lady. The first of three
correct answers gets fifty as cash. From our friends at KFC.
Good luck guys.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Question number one, Where in the world would you be
if you landed at Heathrow Airport?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Milly?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
In England?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You would be Can you be a bit more specific?

Speaker 8 (05:15):
London?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yes, London, you say like you're from London. Are you
from London? Milly?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, way, there you go. Hey. One to the ladies.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Question number two, name a member of the band Destiny's Child.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's Milly Beyonce. Yes, Beyonce.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Say well done, Kelly and of course Michelle. There was
a fourth yeah. I doubly one was going to answer
with that. No, no, no, there was a fourth yeah,
I think there was five actually at one point. Okay,
two to the ladies. You need this one, Johnny to
stay in. At question number three, buzz in when you
can tell me who sings this?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Lady Millie for the wind. She's got it, she's well done.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yes, very good attitude, Nellie, a double jointed darling from London.
You're a trade versus lady Champion. We've got fifty bucks
cash coming your way.

Speaker 9 (06:23):
Couldn't let the girls down?

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Good on, yeah, Milly, girls bat when girls push your
head too, they're on thirty.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Now we'll play again at seven am tomorrow if you're
keen to join.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Us GDMS Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Saw a clip of some commentators over in Aussie that
that triggered me personally because I feel like I can relate. Okay,
so this is from the Triple M footy boys who
they essentially do all the commentating at the AFL, NRL,
all the all the different games. There's a bunch of

(06:58):
them in the commentator's box and they're at an AFL game.
They're commentating, They're meant to be concentrating professionals, and then
one of them does something that derails the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Take a listen experience at the m c G a
few weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
But always nice for the boys to continue to run
around out to eat today.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
You know what you've done? Sorry, Stevee's just dropped one
in the bottom.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Steven smell something, Stephen.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
Baktop that's so unprofessional.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Twice cleared, he cleared the room on the second time.
I love how there.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
So these other boys though very professional because they they
they then commentated.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
The fart you know, yeah, they did a play by
a player of the fart that the guy had done.
It was great coverage of the fart. Yeah, it was
great cover about like I was there. I feel like,
you know, you say, unprofessional, But we've got some audio
of you actually because we are in a glass box
in here and we're broadcasting, you know, and there's a

(08:13):
there's been an audio that I think you should play
as a as a memory that just sprung to mind
for me.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
When's this from Claude? How many years? Number of years ago?
A long time ago exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
People don't forget you do two accidental farts and eight
years It.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Was about six months ago, apparently eight years. I've been
doing this projoces Clinton Pardon and I heard it. It's
out like this, did that sound deficure?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
We did?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Did? No?

Speaker 5 (09:03):
We did. You're one of those people that I think
have a really tight a nourse and that's how your
farts ound. I've heard it twice and both.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Times produce a clawn. You can attest to this both times.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
The amount of the amount of footage of you ripping
ass on the internet, and yet the one clip that
you have of me keeps getting played.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
On this show. Never do I break wind in the studio.
I have decorum. Neither do I on purpose.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
I saw a video over the weekend that made me realize,
I think it is time for us millennials to bring
back some of our phrases or sayings. Okay, that will
popular back of the day clip.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
With these phrases, they go out for a reason that
they either become cringe or actually sometimes we just overuse them,
don't we.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
And there's need a break exactly.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
And it's like anything stuff comes back into fashion. I know,
I reckon phrases and sayings are coming back in fashion
and we need to give it a push. There was
a guy who feels the same as me, and do
you want to hear some of the ones he's floating
the millennial phrases or sayings.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Where he's like, we should bring this. I do want
to hear him. Okay, here's the first one, Number one goats.
I'm I'm not too attached to tots mugats.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I haven't heard someone rip a totes my goats in
probably ten years.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm not like super attached to that one. Tots totes goats.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Don't hate it though, Tots and the variation totes my goats. Yeah,
the full blown, Yeah, the full shebang. Okay, what about
this one?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Number two?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Cool beans? That's cool beans, cool beans, cool beans. From
time to time, we'll still drop a cool beans. Do
you do it around the kids? You're such a cool
beans guy.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I feel it feels nice like it's but I pitched
you when you.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Say it to be like cool beans.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
No bean, it's cool beans. Even when things aren't cool beans.
I'll be like cool beans. You know when someone's like
all good, but they're not all good. Every now and then,
I'll be cool beans, even though on the inside I
am not cool.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
But it's a bit passag isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, okay?

Speaker 5 (11:23):
What about this one? Millennial sayings or phrases? We should
bring back number three? Top to the hand, Top to
the hand.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I had this one down, did you?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I did?

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Got this Talk to the hand because the fish don't
want to hear it anymore.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Talk to the hand, got so thoroughly written, got thrashed,
didn't it?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Because it headed and you had to flick the hand around.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Talk to the hand. Girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
God, people love that one, didn't they? This might be
my favorite out of the ones. He's floating that we
should bring.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Back number four. Boo yah, let's bring it back. I'm
so keen for a boo yer. Oh I hated that
so much. I love it. I'm sitting a situation where
you drop a boo ya m.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
What's the situation where you're saying you're right about something right?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Which is typical you.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
You're like, nah, this is how it is, it's this way,
or you know, we're having an argument, and then.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I google it, right, I google it, and I go, look,
here's the answer. I was right? Boy? Yeah, is effectively
in your feace? Yeah, in your face? I love it. Okay.
The last one and number five my personal favorite, no
t no tar.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, I think we can do better. Yeah, have you
thought of millennial phrases? I say, I had talked to
the hands down? Yeah, talk to hands is a beauty,
like this is a sitter to come back?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yo, the pick of the phone where long left for us?

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
You know what what one? I reckon? We should bring back?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (13:14):
People used to be like, that's so random? Yeah, I
love that.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
But people made random. This is very millennial too. People
made random their whole personality, and they'd be like, the
thing about me is I am so random?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I just do the randomst thing, and I.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Feel like that's turned into someone saying I'm just so chaotic.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah so random.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
What about when people just used to, like in a
situation where there was tension or something wasn't going well
and someone would just yell out.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, an awkward turtle. Yeah yeah, I didn't mind the
awkward turtle when someone actually did it. I thought of
a couple of millennial phrases that I don't want to
come back me too.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah. Fail. It was a huge one.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Someone would do something wrong and someone would go, oh
it failed, bro.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
Yeah, I don't like that one, you know, on the
same vein, I don't. I hated when people would be like,
cool story bro, cool story bro, because it was just mean,
you know, like it was never fun or every now
and then there.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Would be a perfectly timed cool story bro, but it
was never like it was always at someone's expense.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
Usually it was yeah, so I don't want that one
to come back. Normally it was me getting cool story.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Bro, We're done with winning. That doesn't need to come back.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
And I don't know where it came from.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Do you know where they're saying you got served came from.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Was it from a movie?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I think you got served.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Was it like a bring it on or something? I
feel like it was a pitch No, not pitch perfect.
It was one of those.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Anyway, anyway, cool story, Bro and Clan felling in for
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
What's going on everybody? Brian Clint filling in. We've got
your free guests with guess Me up at eight a m.
This morning.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
We were just talking about millennial.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Phrases that need to be brought back, and Claudia had
two of the most cringe ones.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
What were the ones you sing? I thought, we don't
bring these back?

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I love my dog o.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Who was saying that everyone they recalled it a dog Oh,
and to go with that, adulting is hard.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Adulting as hard as adults, really hard. This millennial phrases.
I like your other one, which was that's hot. No,
I'm sorry, not sorry, that was mine. I was at
yours it was really good? Oh sorry, not sorry?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Did I credit that to Bree?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Did I?

Speaker 3 (15:42):
I'm sorry, not sorry?

Speaker 7 (15:44):
It was mine.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And then my other one that you liked that I
didn't get to was is going to hate? That was
Claudia's player is going to play.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I don't like this anymore, Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
There's a newsreader in Australia which is not a news reader.
She's a weather presenter on the Today Show, which is
one of their morning television shows.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I'm pretty sure I watched this live, did you.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Yeah, her name's Taylor Haynes.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Did you know the bit. Yes. She was at a
Sydney fish market and she was posing with a live
crab during her cross and they were like, wow, a
lot of the size of this crab. Enormous, huge, huge crab,
huge claws on it.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
She looked a bit scared and the guy with the
crab was like take it, take it, and the people
in the crabs, the guy with the crabs was giving
her crabs what and.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
He was like take it, take it, And she did.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
This huge crab then proceeds to bite Taylor with its
cow live on television.

Speaker 9 (16:45):
Oh my goodness, you didn't tell me it was a
big crab.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
The size of that.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh good.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
She did arguably quite a good job, considering there was
a huge crab hanging off her fingers.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
She was quite upset when the crab didn't pull her
finger yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Just devastated. Yeah, I would not have held it together
that well. I would have been Ifan and Jeff and
all over the place on live TV.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
She was a true professional in that moment.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
She held her She even kept the weather presenter smile
on her face the whole time.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
She was like, like, do you own the studio? Did
you see that? They crossed back to her later on, Oh,
you've got that. I've got this.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
So that happens. And your animal rights activists in particular
quite up in arms because they're like, you're using a
live animal on television for entertainment, plus that animals just
waiting to die. Anyway, that you got what you deserved. Taylor,
the news reader from Australia, was having none of it,
because then they crossed back to her and she was

(18:05):
eating the crab.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Good morning to Taylor.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Oh, good morning, I Cohen, Lizzie. Look I like justice
is being served this morning, Australia. I'd like to introduce
you to my breakfast, if not my revenge.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Do you recognize this bad boy in front.

Speaker 9 (18:19):
Of me, because I definitely do. We are being reunited
under very different circumstances this morning. I had a great
crack at me the other day, so I thought I'd
have the.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Last fight and eat them. Oh no, I get it.
The crab was going to get eaten anyway.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
But there is something a bit morbid about the revenge
side of things, where it's like, you bet me, I'm
going to eat you, eat you live on TV.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
You bet me live on TV, I'm going to eat
you live on Tarently she had to go to hospital,
Yes she did.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I think the sigamente was the day after, right, So
she finished her shift, went to the hospital and then
they were like, come on back tomorrow and we'll cook
that crab for you. There's not many other creatures that
you could eat for revenge live on TV, is there?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Well, no, there is, but you couldn't eat all animals
by a dog on TV. You're coming back to.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Her the next Yeah, I feel like that would She
would probably lose her job. She's like, no, guys, have
got this great bit for tomorrow. Who side do you
want here? Dogs? Yeah? What about a baby goat?

Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Nah?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Not okay, yeah yeah, not okay. Anyway, rip crab got
had a big claw, huge huge She took her finger
clean off.

Speaker 6 (19:42):
Podcasts.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I want to talk about weird things that your parents
have kept mementos from your childhood. I saw a post
from someone over the weekend whose parents have kept a
nappy signed by all Blacks from this person's childhood.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Were they wearing the nappy?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
No, it's a clean nappy, and I believe that the
person the child was in hospital at the time, and
then a bunch of all blacks have come through kind
of like make a wish style to make the kids
feel better. And it sounds like the parents didn't have
anything good to get signed, and so they've made these
all blacks.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
Randy Jackson's signature on our samurais on my samurai sword.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
It was all I had. And you're not not going
to get Randy Jackson's signature.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's giving that Vibeah. There's the nappy rand quite vintage.
All Blacks too, Jonah lot but good all blacks. Joon
Olomu has signed the cappy, Anton Oliver, Justin Marshall signed it.
Nor Maxwell. There's a good number of all Blacks signatures here.
The problem is all of the signatures are done on
a nappy, throw it in the bin, and then that

(20:51):
person's parents have then kept the nappy. Those all Blacks
haven't played for twenty years, so they've kept it for
at least twenty years. And then this person's moved out
of home and the parents like, don't forget you're all
black nappy.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Nah, you bet that's going in the bin.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
I'm a sentimental person, right, I'm all for nostalgia and
keeping things of sentimental value, but that you put.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
It in the bin.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
These days, if the all Blacks came through the hospital,
you just get a photo, don't you, Yeah, and you're done.
But we didn't have camera phones. They probably didn't have
the camera and hospital it's not really you take a
photo moment and then four all Blacks come through and
all you have is a nappy.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
But they wish they had a Samurai sword instead. Samurai
sword would have been good, you know, even a teacher
Samuraiu's signature on it. That'd be worth some money, you
reckon that would self acorum? Would yeah? Yeah, be great.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Anyway, this kid's been handed to the nappy, and it
does remind you of when you receive your possessions from
your parents once you've moved out of home, and the
things that they have kept that they have either thought
you want or meant something to them at some stage.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
I've just been through a couple of weeks of this
because I've been.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
At home, yes, and so, oh my god, the stuff
my parents have at their place because they've got three
kids and there's just stuff everywhere.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
My Dad's like, do you want to take this back
to New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
I'm like, no, I don't want to take a giant
box of trophies back to New Zealand with me.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, humble brag about what trophies? Did you notice that? No, Dad,
I don't have.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Enough carry on luggage for seventeen gold track and field middles. Okay,
they're very heavy because they're gold, the heaviest of the middle.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Gold is the heavies. You should have seen my dad.
I go, what's in this box?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
He goes, that's all of your No, my dad pulls
out these ribbons and they're all blue first ribbons and
he goes, are the's yours?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
And I said, well, they're not anyone else's in the families.
Of course they're mine. My mum just brought a box
up to me.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
She came up last week in I think, and over
the last few years it's been basically.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
A box a visit and she bought this box and
and she said to me the best thing. Well, she
said to me.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
As she handed it over, she goes, this is the
last box. And I could feel my wife go oh
they God, that's it. And there was the candle from
my Catholic confirmation.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm pretty sure my parents still have that too. What
are you going to do with that? Goes in the bin.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, we're not gonna sit around on a romantic evening
and light my confirmation candle. No, short of a birthday
cake candles, whack the confirmation candle.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
On the big candle?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah. And there was some overalls in there from when
I was a baby.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Cute.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
You could have used those years ago on my kids,
but now I can't. You can't use them now, So
what do you do with them? It feels ruthless, But
give them to your friend that's just had a baby.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
No, the overalls are very ugly.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
You know another thing that my parents kept of mind.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
You know, in KINDI, when you do those weird things
where you put your hand in the clay.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:10):
As an adult, No, that's not for you. That should
never be given to you. It should be for them.
It's like, if you want to remember my tiny hands,
you treasure this thing.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
My parents are like do you want this? And I
was like, not really.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at or text to nine six
nine six this morning. We want to know the weirdest
bit of memorabilia that your parents kept from your childhood.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Which just made you think, would we just put this
in the bed?

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
And do they still have it or do they want
you to take it with you? Is it now your problem?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Ms Brien Clint covering Breakfasts, Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Indeed, we're talking about the weird mementos your parents kept
from your childhood. There's a guy whose parents have kept
a nappy signed by for All Blacks prey for All Blacks.
They visited while he was in hospital. Someone it goes,
that is so cool. There's thousands of T shirts signed
by all Blacks, paper photos, there's only one nappy.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
We should message the person ask if we can put
it on trade me and see how cool it actually is.
If anyone will give us money for a signed nappy?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Do you keep it until you have a child and
then you put your child in the signed all black
nappy and they get to wear it.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah, I think just put it in the bin.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Harriet's heah, hey, Harriet, Hi, Harriet, think you was the
weird momento your parents have kept from your childhood?

Speaker 7 (25:32):
Harriet, Mum still got my cast from when I broke
my leg when I was about eighteen months old.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I'm now thirty.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Oh my god, oh my god, Harriet is the tiniest
little cute cast ever.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
Yeah, it's super curious.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
It's like blue and by the glass cute.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, but at the same time, weird memento because what
are you ever going to do it. You're never gonna
display it, You're never gonna use it again.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's just it just has to live in a box.
The's wi the old dirty be cast that.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Was pretty snowy for a while.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, you could use it as like, you know, if
you've got a pet rat, you put it in the
rat's cage and it could use it as like a
little run.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Anyway, have you taken that cast to your house now, Harriet,
that you're a thirty year old woman.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
No, no, you don't want it.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Harriet's like, yuck, thanks for what mom. Olivia's here?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Hey, love I live.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Hey, how are you going?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
We're good. What's the weird momento from your childhood that
your parents kept? Olivia?

Speaker 8 (26:24):
I found my positive pregnancy chase that my mom.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
When you were in her tummy.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
Well, I think so I'm an only child. Either I
have a secret sibling or it was mine.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I guess it must be yours live. I can't.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I kind of get it, particularly if your parents struggled
to get pregnant and you're obviously the best thing that
ever happened to them. But at the same time, that's
just a little stick covered in your mum's WII that
she's held on to for How old are you, Olivia?

Speaker 8 (26:51):
I'm at thirty one, but my mum's also passed away,
so at this point it's just like Dead Person's wee.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Live. You could use that old pregn s tests like
they did in Jurassic Park, where we could make a
clone of your mum and bring her back.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Very true, you know, like maybe shocking thing to say.
Maybe that's why she kept it.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
It must be hard to throw away mum's waistick when
she's passed away.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Do you think you keep it? Lift?

Speaker 8 (27:18):
I use it to one a pub quiz is the
weirdest thing that you've got?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, yeah, I feel I see you know, I feel
like it could be a Taskmaster item too. I know
where they bring the item in. Smells like Mum reminds
me of her every day. All right, thanks Olivia, you're
in the lead for weirdest things so far.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Very good.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
The z M podcast networks.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
We're filling in in the mornings when we're doing the afternoons.
On a Tuesday, we go searching.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
For a name and a haystack. It is the hardest
game in radio, It sure is. How many weeks have
we been playing this now with no winds under our belt,
so do a little bit of quick matter to figure
it out.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
We said it was the hardest game in radio from
the first time we play, yes, and now fifty we
have proved.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Sixty four weeks later, we've proved it is sixty four
times we have played with no wins, by far and
away the hardest game in radio.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
How it works is one of our producers selects a
name at random.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
The other producer selects a business at random.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Then we call that business.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
If the name selected answers today, they'll win three.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Two hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Crazy money, a lot of money. Claudia is picking the
location today. Claudia, where have you packed? It will be
open at this time?

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, I figure, because we're doing morning stuff, we should
be calling a coffee shops. Okay, in Wellington, there's one
called prefab Acme, pre fab acme splash baker. That's what
you said, pre fab acne.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I was like, that's.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Our producer. Ala is away today. So Georgia is going
to submn as the name selected. No pressure, Georgia, no
pressure at all.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
However, I have seen the name Olivia pop up on
my Times today.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I don't mind the name Olivia. We've had in Olivia
on the show this morning, Sign a Sign.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Can you imagine how filthy producer Ella will be if
this goes off?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Today?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Is the worst name selective though?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
She picks names like Rooster. Yeah, she would have picked
for this cafe. She would have picked Franklin.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
The third You know, it's funny, is my first name
that I said to Claudia was in fact Frankie And
she said no.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
I was like, that's very all of you. You two
are not allowed to confer on names. You're not allowed
to confer name.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, I feel like there's been t hear about Olivia,
but she said Frank and I was like, that's very.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Alt fixing, starting to feel like it. We would never
how dare you? Okay, guys, that's my first day. Give
me a chum. Yeah, true, we'll give her a break.
I think she has to change the name. No, what
if the person answers and then James Olivia.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Then then that's their fault because there can be no
collusion in this.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Okay, it has to be transparent. Set. I'm sorry. I
look at her like I like, I like Olivia.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I do.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
I really liked it, but we can't have it.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Dakota. Clint, Yeah, good one, Clint.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Do you want to win by cheating, Dakota? Or do
you want a genuine victory or do you want a
hollow victory?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Are we going to call like a place over an
American hope? Dakota Fanning answers the.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Phone, Claudia, please connect the call to pre fab ecme
where Unfortunately we're now looking.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
For Olivia answers. This is on you, Clon, No, it's
on Claudia. I'm blaming you. Oh god, Okay, hello, hello.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Hello, is that pre fair ec Me. Yes, it's Hi,
it's brillant Clint calling from Zidim. Who are we speaking with?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
This is I am struggling to hear you because there's
a voice from back behind.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, that'll be my friend Brie. Yeah, yeah, Kivra. It's
all good. We won't take up too much of your time.
We were looking for Dakota. She doesn't work there, does she?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
No, she doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Is Olivia there?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay, No, she doesn't work there, does she? Olivia?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
No, no, okay, you have a great morning. Thank you. Yeah,
both by Georgia. Why didn't you pick Kivrayah, Georgia?

Speaker 6 (31:30):
Sorry, and then she was there on my list, but
we didn't give it.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
You lose some, You lose some in this game. That
is the same the game.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, we'll go searching for a name and a haystack
again next week for two thousand, three thousand, three thousand,
two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Back to the drawing board.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
It's z it Ms Brilling Clint Podcast.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I think we need to discuss certain situation that I
saw that I think is actually good information to have,
especially in early relationships. Okay, I feel like in those
early stages where you're dating someone at times, it can
be a little awkward about who pays for what? Yeah,

(32:18):
you know, until you can meet ye kind of set
the standard and figure out where each other are.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yes, you know, that can be a little bit of
a teething period.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Especially if you're on different financial playing fields. You know,
like if you like to go to flash restaurants and
they like to yah go cheap and cheerful.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
I saw this on a podcast where they were discussing
it's early days where you've just started dating someone and
this particular situation. They're discussing who pays in this particular situation.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
So take a listen.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Would you pay for your own flight to visit a
guy if you're not dating, you're not boyfriend girlfriend?

Speaker 6 (32:58):
What in the why wouldn't you? Is he inviting me?

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's more like you've made a decision to go visit him,
like based off you guys, does he want me to come?

Speaker 7 (33:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, girl, No, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Do you really think he has to.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Pay for your flight?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah? I do. I think like, if he wants you
to come, and you're talking right, we have to be
strong here, he needs to buy the flate.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Okay, interesting, what do you think why isn't he coming
to her?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yep, that would be my first question, Like if there's
a reason where he's like, no, you have to come
to me. I mean, I'm an independent woman, so I
would always pay for my own flight. But I see
what they're saying, like, especially if he's the one, which
I mean it's not in this situation, but if he's like,
I'm inviting you to come and stay with me to

(33:48):
see me.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
I want you to come. I'm inviting you.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'll cover your accommodation when you get here, which is
my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you say.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, but I mean I would never ask someone to
pay for me. I would always pay for myself.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I would be pretty romantic to offer to pay though
very cute to be like, Hey, I'd love to see
you this weekend. Even can I buy you some flights
to come and visit?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Even hotter, check with her, Hey, would you like to
come visit me? Like, make sure you get consent, and
she says, I'd love to come visit you this weekend.
Then the next time you talk, hey, check your email.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Check your email. The tickets for the flight are in
your email, and you see that he booked it. You
see he hasn't booked you on the cheapest airlines, and
it's like I bought you the works. Baby, you're flying,
You're flying kickstar seat and bag so hot? What seat
and bag sexy?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You can bring a change of clothes, Claudia, where do
you sit on this? It's a new relationship. Yeah, it's
not even a relationship.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
That was the other bar. They're just dating.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Yeah, it does feel too early to expect, but yeah,
it would be so romantic. But I also feel bad
accepting things like that if it's really expensive of it.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
I think it comes down to whose idea it was true,
Like if if it was his idea, if he was like, hey,
I really want to see you and you can you
can you spend three hundred and fifty bucks to come
and see me?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
That's about.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
If it's ever put it in the please don't say
Halvesy's hey, should we go halfsick?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
And then you've got to do this settle up and
you're like, well, I'll put it on my debit card
and then you can transfer me.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
That's also super risky.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Like let's say you know a friend of mine did
this recently actually, where it was like maybe the third
time that she'd hung out with this guy and they
went away together, like she she knows him because he
was in the like a friend's circle, so they knew
each other. But on the third time that they'd hung

(35:55):
out was literally they'd been on two days, and she
said to me, She's like, do you think this was risky?
And the third time they went away, where was it
to Queenstown? Maybe for like five nights, And I was like,
that's hella, risky, I'm not doing that. You don't know
if you want to spend five nights with someone after

(36:15):
two dates to go?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
All right?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Though apparently not really. Hannah just ticked it and said,
would you pay for her gas for her to drive
to your house? No, ridiculous, Well, it depends.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
It's different, depends how far away you are too, Like
if you're like an eight hour drive away, true, and
if it's today, if it's today's gas price, you probably would.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It's like, maybe I could hitchhike to your house. I'm
going to fill your tank up. I don't want to
see you that there with Premium hot.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
As zad M's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Birthday, we do this at five point thirty in the
afternoon's birthday bangers? You call us up, tell us your birthday.
We tell you what was the number one song when
you turn sixteen? And that is your birthday banger?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Reagan is up first for a morning birthday bank. Good
a Reagan, My Reagan. How's how's your Easter weekend?

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Reagan? Quiet quite quyet that sounds like bliss? Reagan? God,
what a joy?

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (37:18):
What's your day to birth mate?

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Sex of January nineteen ninety three?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand and
nine and on the sixth of jan oh nine.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
This was at the top. Can oh.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Lady Gaga poker face with the secret rude word inside
it that nobody knew about it at the time.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah, what do you reckon? Reagan?

Speaker 8 (37:44):
I love?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah. I feel like Lady Gaga stood the test of time.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Might have been the biggest song of twenty nineties would
have been close. Shelby's going to do a birthday banger?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Hey, Shelby, Shelby morning, same, Thank you made? How was
your long long weekend?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (38:02):
It's always good, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Can't beat it? Can't beat it, Hey, Shelves, what's your birthday?

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Twenty is it December ninety one.

Speaker 5 (38:12):
All right, Shelby, that means you were sixteen in two
thousand and seven. We've done our calculations and here's your
birthday bank. Leona Lewis Bleeding Love, first winner of The
X Factor UK.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
What do you reckon? Shelby?

Speaker 5 (38:36):
To be honest, Okay, it is a banger the site.
I love this, so I don't know if that hook
does it justice. Yeah, it's kind of the most annoying part. Yeah,
but the rest of the song's great.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Sophie's going to do a birth their banger. Hey Sophie,
Hi Sophieho morning morning.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
What did you get up to on the weekend?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
So?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh I was working?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Boo?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Did your boss put on chocolate for you for Easter?

Speaker 6 (39:00):
Unfortunately not?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Oh I could buy some with my time and a half. Boom. Yeah,
what do you do for work?

Speaker 7 (39:05):
So I'm on a farm?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Okay, yeah, put out.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Some marshmallow eggs, stingy old boss? Oh well oh wait
as the boss your husband?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
No it's your father in law?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, no relation, okay, yeah, put out some bloody eggs.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Then that a whole There's plenty of eggs on the
chicken coop. What's your day at birth Soap.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I'm a seven ninety four all right, that means you
were sixteen and twenty ten, Sophie.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
And on the seventh November twenty ten, this had a
number one hit GE six second six fast movement like
a G six stop it banger? What a chune? Absolutely okay,
wait there.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
So it's three big millennial anthems today, all from the
two thousand's well, Farrest.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Movement just on the twenty tens. But I like them all.
I like them all. Oh, she's one. It's a little
bit different in the morning. I feel like you have
to take the factor that in. Yeah, what do people
want on their drive to work?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I feel like they want Far East movement.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I mean I always want that song. Yeah, let's go
Far East movement like a G six. Sophie, You've won
birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Yeah it's not good.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Here we go eggs, but she gets this, so you
get this instead. Clint from THEE here's a birthday banger on.

Speaker 6 (40:32):
M plays Brian Clind.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Far East movements like a G six on ZM with
Brion Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger, the number
one song on Sophie's sixteenth birthday in the year twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Play their other banger.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
You know, you normally play one of the other hits,
you know, like if we play a Rihanna song, you'll
play one of Rihanna's other hits.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
I see what you're doing there. Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Like we always say, that's definitely one of our top
five Farist Movement tracks.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Isn't it? For sure?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
They are still together Farrist Movement then, and it says
they took a break for a while, they're back together.
I wonder if you could book Faries movement, if we
could book them for a party, that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Who else would you book alongside Far East Movement?

Speaker 4 (41:21):
Well?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
Pitbull's the ultimate, isn't it if you could get them,
I was.

Speaker 5 (41:24):
Thinking other like one hit wonders, Oh okay, oh yeahs yeah,
come and do replay?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah? Who else from that era?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
The issue with Farist movement too, And this is something
I'm sure that's a joke they're sick of. If you
booked them and say we booked them a flight on
in New Zealand, yeah, as soon as they bordered, people would.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Make a joke like, oh, not on a g sucks anymore? Well,
I thought you guys would be on the G sucks.
That was one song. How big is the G six aircraft?
I think it seats twelve people?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Okay, so it's like a small part jit. Yeah, yeah,
I've just looked up of just googled how much to book?

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah? Okay, Far East Movement?

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah good, And it's got her estimated depending on what
you want, between twenty five grand and seventy five grand.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Well, we just want them to do that one song.
So I reckon that's probably like five grand. We just
want them to.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Open the Roast of Brion Clint do that one song.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I promise things we can't deliver. Get the room then
I would fizz for that. That would be peak career. Well,
we'll put that to management and see what they say.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Okay, not currently included in the ticket price of the
Roast of Brion Clint.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Boss Marty, if he's listening out there in the office,
can we book Far East Movement to do like a
G six to open the roast?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
He's given good if he can't get him. If he
can't get him, that means he has to do it
on his own.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
And Clint Podcast, I was lucky enough to spend the
Easter long Long weekend at my family home back in Aussie.
First Easter I've been at home in a decade.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
To get your chocolate, got my chocolate.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You are very, very firm on the fact that your
mother needed to buy you Easter chocolate.

Speaker 5 (43:13):
I just said, why should we as adults? I know
that Easter Bunny, there's a cutoff when you turn eighteen.
The Easter Bunny can't deliver to everyone, so you stop
getting Easter chocolates from the Easter Bundy. And I said,
you know, why can't we as adults enjoy some Easter chocolate?
So yes, I bought my mum some Easter chocolate.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
She brought me. What did you buy her? I bought
her her some of her favorites, Cherry ripe, Easter egg woman,
after my own heart. What love a cherry r do
you say? Do you really?

Speaker 7 (43:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Okay, my mom's ultimate favorite. It quite chastised us, cherry
ripe types.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, I don't mind saying it. Well, push the wrong buddy.
Got you that.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Nervous about coming out on air saying you like cherry ripes,
I'm coming out on here. No, Finally, it's good that
you've come out of the cheery rope closet.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Good for you, mate. Have you ever had one of
the dark chocolate cherry ropes? I thought they were all
dark chocolate. No, non believe, So I just the one
of the favorites. By the by, we're getting distracted by
the cheery ripes. Anyway.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
So the long long weekend, I was lucky enough to
be at home and my parents. They haven't seen me
and my fiance since we announced our engagement, so that
was all very exciting. And my mom said to me,
she's like, oh, look, we've planned a little engagement party
for you and Sapphire. It's going to be on the

(44:43):
Saturday afternoon. Just nothing big, but we've organized, you know.
And when my mom says that, I know that it's
going to be big.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Oh yeah, she's only got you at home for that
one week. It's going to go all out.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
There's cousins coming from the Sunshine Coast, and there's people,
I mean from all over and they're staying at the
house and there's a party happening. It was all go
right on the Friday, all of our cousins were arriving
and they've got little kids. Then my siblings have kids,
and then we're we're all up in the shed playing
some pool because that's where the pool table is, and

(45:18):
we're having a good time having a few drinks on
the Friday night. My mum was then tidying up because
we've all made our because you have to walk down
this little path and then there's like like three steps
maybe that are made out of rocks, you know those
steps that are made out of like special rocks, and
then you walk back into the house. It was quite dark,

(45:40):
so there's like these little tea lights that kind of
light up the area, but it's still pretty dark. Anyway,
We've all made our way down and then next minute,
my auntie, who's had a few venos at this point,
runs into the house because we're all getting dinner organized
and says.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Done, he's had a fall.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
She's had a fall?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
About it?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
How she's like panicking, full panicking. Did she use those words?
Did she say she's had a fall?

Speaker 5 (46:06):
I think she said dieties had an accident. And at
that point I thought the worst. I was like, what's
going on? I panicked off, run outside. Here's my dad
trying to help my mom up off the ground. I
was like, my mum It was quite scary actually, because
she was physically shaken and she has misjudged the steps.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
She was in these shoes that were like a little
bit of a platform.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
She's rolled her ankle real bad, her right ankle, and
to compensate to try and save herself from falling to
the ground, She's then in turn rolled her other ankle.
She's done both at the same time, and then we
had to like carry her inside. Worst timing ever, because

(46:51):
there's a huge party happening at our house the next day.
Everyone's at home for Easter, a long, long weekend. No
hospitals are open, no X ray places are open.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's the worst. Ye, it was just awful timing. God,
she did a number on herself too.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Showed me the picture of Mama Dy's leg and it's
it's if it's black and blue.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whole uff right up. Yeah, it's
all the way down to the toes.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
But I know what she would have been like.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
She would have been still trying to get around the kitchen,
the amount of she's still been trying to host everybody
at the engagement party, the.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Amount of times I had to tell my mom to
sit down, I put your leg.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
It's terrible timing because it was a week earlier. You
could have been there to look after her exactly, but
instead she's got everybody's got the whole family coming over
to the house.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
God, it was awful timing. Yeah, but anyway, eventually I
strapped her into the chair so she couldn't move gable
dis like I just got to make dinner for fifteen Pep, you.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Sit down on that little awkward, little chariot thing that
you scoop with one leg.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yep, that's what she had, but she was riding it
like a horse. I thought we could ask this morning
for people's poorly timed injuries, like when did.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
You injure yourself? And it was the worst possible timing.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
The injury itself bad enough, Yeah, the timing just compounded
the whole thing, Like.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Maybe you injured yourself on holiday and it was like
the first day of your two week holiday.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Break your ankle the day before You're winning.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Clint, it's a bac on ZM in them, it's pretty
and Clint in the morning.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Took in terribly timed injuries. Breeze, poor old mum, Mamma
dies had a fall the day of.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Your engagement part. I don't say she's had a fall.
You said it first, But she has had a fall.
She fell over. She's done both of her ankles. They
think one's broken.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
Oh but day before the surprise engagement party, she was
throwing for me and fiance.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
She was the host and she was in a chair.
Steps here, hey, step Hi, Steff, you're happy. He had
a terribly timed injury.

Speaker 8 (49:09):
Yeah, broke dessicated his knee and reflected his leg and
stepped towards a cl and everything.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Three weeks before our wedding.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Steh, how did he go walking down the aisle?

Speaker 8 (49:25):
He was the hospital for a week and I told
him that he had to watch some aisle so.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
He had a break.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
He didn't do it this cane, did he? You may
as well have got a top handed the molecule to
finish the lot Wi Wonka coming out of the chocolate factory.
You can tell. And like the way Steff's retelling this story,
She's still not happy about it. Stiff doesn't find this
funny at all, do you? Stiff?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Years later, I'm still.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
How did he do it?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Was he playing rugby or was it the stag do.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
After her? He was holding with some friends and jumped
off the top of a wall and just landed. And
it just happened.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
No wonder, Steph was human here?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Emma, hi, emmall terribly timed injuries.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
What do you got for us?

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Well, very sadly timed. I've wrapped in Auckland probably half
an hour for a dragon boat racing national.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Are you hay great?

Speaker 7 (50:24):
And I fell off the trailer that we had for
our luggage and both my talus bone that holds the
foot and the ankle to get at the foot and
the leg together and broken in four places.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
What are the odds you fell off the luggage trailer.
You didn't even injure yourself dragon boating?

Speaker 7 (50:41):
Emma, No, sir, there was me out for the rest
of the racing.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
I mean, forgive my ignorance. Do you need your foot
in dragon boat racing?

Speaker 7 (50:52):
Can tell us yes, because you need to push off
your obviously lock yourself on the boat, and you need
to push off your legs, and there was nowhere else.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Also also she was an excruciating pain breath. Yeah, he's
not looking to I.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Don't know anything about dragon boat races. Tough as nails,
and you don't Someone texted her and said, my friend
recently had her third baby via cesarean section. Her partner
had booked six weeks off to help her with the recovery.
Not even one week in he broke his leg, so
then she had to care for all four of them

(51:29):
whilst still recovering.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I'd be human.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
I broke my wrist so badly that my hand snapped
off my wristbone. When my daughter was eight weeks old.
I couldn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Oh man, God, you couldn't hold your baby. That'd be
so difficult, someone else said.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Stepped off my deck and did my acl on one
leg and sprained my other ankle. The night before my
mum's funeral. People had seen me the night before and
couldn't understand why I was now in a wheelchair at
the funeral.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
At the funeral, how are you done? My son ran
into a door frame an hour before our baby shower
for the new baby. He split his eye open. We
had to go to ED and get him checked out.
Everyone showed up to the baby shower, we weren't there.
See that's classic older child trying to steal the attention
from the new baby, isn't it? So you want to
celebrate this new baby. Well, I'm going to run into

(52:18):
a door to me.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
This might be my favorite, says my old work colleague,
Bless her soul. She used to live right next to
her school growing up. She had really saw tummy and
decided to quickly rush home to demolish the toilet. On
her way walking over there, she was in a rush
and fell and broke her arm on the curb ouch.
She had a broken arm and then shut her pants

(52:42):
while the ambulance and teachers.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Were helping her out. Oh babes, what babe? What was
breaking your arm? Shitting your pants over the same time?
Not getting it? Get the green whistle when you shit
your pants? I think so just knocked me out.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Please just I just don't want to remember any of this.
Give me the morpheme, put me in the back, drive
me to the vit, and have them put me down.
As zad M's Brinklin podcast, I get really jealous when
I see certain videos on TikTok where friend groups go
all out for a certain weekend. I've seen over the

(53:27):
past couple of long weekends. All these videos keep popping
up on my feed where friend groups have organized this
really fun weekend and they're always themed, which I love
a themed weekend, and the one I saw over the
past weekend is so far up my alley. So essentially

(53:49):
they've organized in this video that we're about to play
you a weekend with all the friends, but it's Survivor themed.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
And it starts now, oh babies, first confessional? Do we
just swap trips? I didn't sleep well on the beut.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Guys, and won my first challenge first when.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
That's so good?

Speaker 5 (54:16):
The whole weekend has been organized where they plage, they
do challenges, they vote people out.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
What eapens? If you get voted out? Do you have
to leave the weekend? I believe you become a part
of the jury. Okay, so it kind of because you
have to keep people engaged.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, I've done weekends like this, and once someone's out
of the running to win, they'll kind of drift and then.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
They bring down everyone else. Yeah they do. Yeah, and
they'll start their own like drinking games, and we're like, no, guys,
we still have activities to get through.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
You'd be that you're such the moniker of the friend
group where you're like, guys, the organized fun has not stopped.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Guilty, Guilty, and I kind of pride myself on it,
and I know that deep down everybody does enjoy it.
But I do need them to understand. So you think, yes,
but I need them to commit. I need an I
can hear myself. I need one hundred percent commitment from
the group.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
It's been a few times where you've been winging to
me about people and I'm like, geez, you're intense.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Yeah, like, just calm down, Well, don't commit to competing
in our annual Man of the Year competition if you
are not truly committed, because this is.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
Something your friend group does. They organize this weird man
of the year.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
It's just you.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
You organize this weird man of the year competition where
you round up we finish. It's not weird. You round
up all of your friends.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Yes, and then you organize these weird games and you
compete in who is the best at these stupid little
games that you've organized, and they are awarded the man
of the year.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
I love that you organize this because you're so competitive.
How many times have you won?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
None?

Speaker 3 (56:01):
You sound like my wife. None.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
But I came second last year.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Oh and it was did you get a runner up?
You were organized you know why I did. You know
why I haven't won?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Why because I'm too busy organizing every challenge, scoring every
single challenge, processing all the points from every single challenge.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Sounds like a bunch of excuses.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
You're organizing the games, wouldn't you just organize the things
you're best at.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
No, that's the privilege of the man of the Year.
He gets to choose the game.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
I see.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
This is where sound sound like I'm complaining.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
And every friend group has an Edmund bitch and I
actually kind of get off on it. Okay, Yeah, you
love in charge.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
I have Spridge. It's the same like within our group,
like the Brian Clint show, You're.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Always bitching and moan and I'm organizing everyone and I'm
doing this and then but secretly, deep down you love
being in charge.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
YEA love it? You love it?

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I didn't think about it as the being in charge,
But that's what it is. That's not that I just
want everyone to have a good time and I know
if I don't do it, it won't happen. That's what
it comes down to. Because you know, everybody's got one
of those in the friend group.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Yeah, I do know best. Okay, let me have a turn.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
I'm pretty bloody good at it, but you always don't
even give me a look in.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Clin It's like, no, you'll do it wrong.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Let me do it.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
You know what, you probably would be the only person
I would trust to organize. Man, I feel like i'd
be good.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
We hire you, Yeah, can hire you. Can run on
it my fees.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
I might have the chance of winning one. We want
to know this afternoon. What is the crazy thing that
your friend group goes all out on. Yeah, maybe you've
got a once a year activity. Maybe it's even less frequent.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Than that, maybe it's once every like once a decade.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
But when you do it, you do it right. It
might involve costumes, it might involve theming. It might involve
games and spreadsheets.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Murder mystery night where someone actually gets kidnapped.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
And heaven forbid, someone be in charge of it to
make sure everything happens as and when it should.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
God, that sounds awful. Listen to yourself.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
We're talking about themed weekends or nights that your friend
group puts on and goes all out.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
It can just be a night. Yeah, we like to
do it as a whole weekend when we do it.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Stop laughing at my own Okay, did I tell you
I've doubled the format. So I've got the successful Man
of the Year format with my Auckland friends who I
played rugby with, and it's gone so well that I've
rolled it out with my red friends.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Is this just so you have doubled the chance of
winning because you've never won, Maybe you still yet to
have the win. I haven't won either of them, but twice. No, no,
which has been great. Okay, it's been great. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
And we asked, what's the weekend that you and your
friends go all out for? Sam's caught up?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Hey Sam, Hi Sam, Hey, guys are good, thank you
may What does your friend group do?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
So for the last three years on Halloween weekend we
do an annual pub golf.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
How does pub golf work?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
So pretty much? We do nine pubs. Ye. Each pub
has a designated drink, whether it's a martini body where
it could be a pint whatever. And each drink has
a part.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yes, okay, so maybe a part one for.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
A pint, you know, try and get it down in one.
You're in teams of two and pretty much we started
about one o'clock on a Friday, and we go to
about nine thirty nine and that night, and whichever team
ends on the lowest amount of points at the end
of the day, on the lowest path is the brand winner.
And we usually have sort of a we trophy and

(59:47):
we plant that gets handed round.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
So have you both every drink that you would end
on a score of nine?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Yeah? Well there's two teammates, so you'd end on a
score of eighteen eighteen?

Speaker 5 (59:59):
Yeah, right, Sam, You wouldn't have happened to play this
golf pub tour a couple of weekends ago when Tiger
Woods stumbled in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
That would make a whole lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
No, it would probably be a great person to dress
up for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
You, wouldn't it. Yeah, this masts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
If Tiger Woods joins your pub golf get get them
in a golf cart.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yep, yeah, yeah, driver, get the mad of driver, not
the golf gume.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
What martini is pretty hectic? What's the par on a martini?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Sam?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
We're usually try and keep pretty low, usually the two?

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yeah. What's the par on a constant Politan?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Oh? Honestly, probably the highest part we do is about
a three? Right? We try and keep it down as
much as possible. I mean, you get a team who
last year Ma and my team I was probable, legit
enough to be able to do every drink in one
with him, and we're back to back champions.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
So so I didn't know we were in the presence
of greatness.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Yeah, that's that's unbelieva. Have you got the green jacket?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Sam?

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
We don't have a green jacket. It's an orange one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Even better. Rory McElroy would be so proud.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
We asked you and your friends go all out for
a special weekend, and Rachel's text through and she said,
don't invite me to a board games night if you
are not going to play the games and instead just
talk the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
That's like my friend Mikal.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
She loves coming over for a card night, but god,
she gets t oed if we don't play enough cards.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
And I get it, McCall, I get it. I want
to play cards. It's never me that. If you want
to drink and talk, why don't you invite me over
to drink and talk. You invited me over a monopoly deal.
Let's deal, so we will play twenty games before I leave.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
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