ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th April 2026 - ZM's Bree & Clint

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dad MS Brill and Clint Pop podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's d it MS Bri and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Z it MS Bri and Clint Got in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good morning everybody, and welcome to the Brian Clinton Morning Fiesta.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
This opener is not it at six o four in
the morning.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
No, people don't want this.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
No. Doom dun doom dum.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Dum doom doom do do do do doom doom doo
do do do doom doom do people do?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Somehow you made it worse?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Now that was the point.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, yes, how's everybody doing? Has everybody feeling?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm feeling all right?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Well, according to my smart ring, I got six hours
and ten minutes sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh okay, yeah, what do you get? According to my
smart ring, I got six hours forty fifty four last night.
There you go seven hours, claudier.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Well, according to my might ring, which is my brain,
I got seven and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I'd say, oh yeah, we didn't go.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, pretty good. I went to seven thirty. So whatever
that is, you got too much sleep? She will come
at five point fifty five, rolled out of.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Bed, she did not. She's been here.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
She was here first.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
She was actually first one here, which it always is
like that when we're covering breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Oh no, wait, were you here?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Oh yeah, I saw her in the car and then
I got stuck in the elevator, so she got here
in the room first. Remember every time we cover breakfast,
producer Ella. First day she's here, she's sprightly, and then
by like the third day, she's.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Like ye third days, mentor Smigel. When Smigel's hiding under
that dirty blanket and the rings, she's.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
A how the ring is my beard? Give me my beards,
my pillow.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
We have fun show on the way for you. We've
got a concert announcement at eight am. A concert announcement
at eight am.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Hell yeah, that's exciting, very exciting.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Always ready to welcome more artists to the country. Finally
they've started to come back. We'll add this one to
the list. What are you looking for?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
My sheet that says what we're doing next?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh, your sheet, mate, I've got this up next on
the show. I want to talk about the Earth's population.
Your sheet is right in front of you.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Holy smokes up next, Earth's population.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
I know that because it says.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
It according to a study my sheet, apparently they may
have got the numbers wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Really shock, Yes, England. Do you think about the world's population.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Much from time to time?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think more about New Zealand's population than the world's population.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Can I hazard a guess at what the current official
number of the global population?

Speaker 5 (03:01):
It's go on seven point five no billion.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
The last estimate that I could find was given on
the fifteenth of November twenty twenty two when they announced
the birth of the eight billionth person. So now they
estimate it's around eight point two billion.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Do you know they reckon it will peak like it
will We'll get to a number and it will plateau.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Well, there's only so much room.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
We've got lots of room left.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Only so much resource.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Where there's plenty of a room in like in the cargo, there's.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Not that much room in v Caago there's in the cargo.
Is one of the one of the biggest growing cities.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
In New Zealand because they've got so much room.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
People love a bit of envers.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get some high rises, get some
high rises and Parmeerston North.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
If they let them sell alcohol in the super markets
in for cargo would boom. Game changer, would be a
huge game changer. I reckon it's got something to do
with the jelly wrestling they have.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
On the what is it the brown Kiwi? What's the pub?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
The Christmas Eve jail.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
People heard about that and they were like, where I
want to live. Well, according to this article, there are
scientists that are now claiming that they reckon the figure
could be way.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Off, way off, up or down?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Up?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh yeah, well it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
That's okay.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
So because we're obviously we're hoping we're doing so well.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
So do you want to let's get into the details
of it just for a second. So the eight point
two billion estimate, you know how they got that estimate? No,
so apparently they landed on that figure by dividing and
now stay with me, dividing the surface of the planet

(05:01):
into a grid, and then census data was then used
to calculate roughly how many humans lived in each square,
and that's how they essentially got that number.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
That seems flawed to me, right, And.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
That's what these people are saying.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
So they're staff from a university in Finland, they're saying
that they reckon. That estimate is way off, and they're
saying it could be in the millions, if not billions difference.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
God, does it sucks to be the eight millionth baby
because you're not?

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Really they are you? And do we have to take
a certificate off them?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Does that baby get some sort of prize for being
the eight bills not.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now, because they're saying he's not the eight billion.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah, but I mean they haven't proven this yet. But
like when he got crowned or she got crowned eight
billionth person, like did they win like you know, free
ten free coffees at staff or something?

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, what do you want is an ev or something?

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
This is where the stats thing is flawed, right, because
you always hear that New Zealand is like the second
or third highest obesity rate in the world in the world,
we're the second or third fattest country in the world.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I don't believe it for a second, and then I
found out that it's because we're one of the only
countries that actually reports our statistics.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
So it's all flawed.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
So where the second or third fattest country that bothers
to submit its data.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Who are the other countries?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
It's always it's always the US.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The number one, and I believe that one I.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Shall find out.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Hang on, Yeah, so what the US is number one?
And where number three? New Zealand's number three? Who's number two?
Who's got that title?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You guys want to place a guess. You guys want
to put in a guess on who the second is.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
It's hard because you have to be able to guess
who would actually submit their data. Yeah, I want to
say Germany, Germans, a lot of Germans eating Bratworths.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Sausage and beer.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Yeah, sausage and beer that die can't be great? Not good.
What about you producers? Where are you thinking? I'm wondering
about the UK impacked? The entirety of the UK? Those England? Okay,
England locking in for Claude.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Okay, yeah Ella America America, that's number one.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
We're looking for number two, number two?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, Australia.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, okay, Well that's again the data is all wrong
and I was completely wrong. You're ready for the top five, yeah,
number okay, you're ready for the top four.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
You promised us the top five.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Five countries on percentage of obesity by country Top five, number.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Four, Cook Islands okay.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Number four, Tokolo number two, Nau number one, the fattest country.
This feels rude to say this, American samour, Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
These all sound like make believe countries. Let's do the
real countries when we come there.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
We zid ms Bri and Clint covering for Fletchborne and Hailey.
I figured it out. I've got the obcity stats and
you guys weren't a million miles off.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
The number I was talking just the real country one
now is first World countries the missing point now I
feel bad.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Yeah yeah, don't say yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
That was a trap from you.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
Its all out, Cook Island listeners.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I'm sorry that Brice said you live in a make
believe country.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
A magical make belief country.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Do you guys want the top five obese countries first
first World countries yep.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Number five Australia.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, thirty percent of Australians are obese. Number four. Ella
was right, the United Kingdom.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, that was Claudia talking here. No just brown noise
as number three I was right again.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
New Zealand, well, small white noise, but whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Number three was New Zealand, with the third most obese
country thirty four percent of New Zealanders come on Germany
for number two?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Do they work out the stats with like we're a
small country, so do they work it out based on population?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
And a cool man?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
And you think I should listen more to that?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
It was Claudia. You didn't listen to.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So number one is the United States. I was right again,
and no one's picked number two.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
What's number two?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
France? Germany?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Not Germany?

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Not atlite in Europe?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
No, you know where that you know where they do
love to eat is Greece.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Greece would be good, but they've got they've got a
Mediterranean lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Healthy, they love to eat.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
But they've got a.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Mediterranean life where that's cold. It's not cold Antarctica.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
You wantever high body? Okay, it's I'll give you a hint.
It's Chile, Chile.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Yes, Claudia Iceland, she said, it's Chile, Chiles.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Time for trading versus lady.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
This is the very dimuch treaty versus ladies.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
All right, here we go the trades and the ladies
in the morning, we keep score in the afternoons and
we have done all year the trades on twenty three,
wins the Ladies on thirty.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Way out of here, let's go to our lady first.
She's in Southland. She's fifty one and she was once
on the Weakest Link. Welcome to the show, Lana.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Hi, Lana, were you the weakest Link?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Well, we never made it to hear, but yeah, no,
I probably was. They didn't put your episode on TV.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
No. Who was the host in New zeal Wallace?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Louise Wallace. That's right, Yeah, she didn't live in tree Droyland.
I think back in the day. Maybe back in the day. Yeah,
Louise Wallace. Yes, she was scary, wasn't she.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Lana, Yes, she was the host of the Aussie one
was more Rag from Home and Away.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, you've got to be quite intimidating to be the
host of the weekendating. Yeah, Lana, you're taking on our
trading from Wellington. He's fifty two and he just got
back from Tonga where he got to meet the Princess
of Tonga.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Welcome to the show, Darren.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hi, Darren, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Did you? Curtsey or bow.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
More stumbled crossic I'm not staying at the hotel and
she was there.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Oh yeah, I wasn't quite expecting to me.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, can you ask the Princess of Tonga for a selfie?
Probably not a no, No, it's against yeah, I thought so. Yeah,
all right, Darren, your busses trade Lana, Lady, the first
of three correct answers gets our fifty dollars cash prize
from KFC. Good luck, guys.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Question number one. If I had my red bands on,
what would I be wearing?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yes, Lana.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Gum boots.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yes, iconic gum boots. All right, one to the ladies.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
Question number two, if you were splitting the G, what
would you be drinking?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Lady Lana, Lana gin No, not a gin Darren. If
I asked you to split the G with me, you
don't know? No, no, okay, that's a ginness ginness.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
All right, No points there, guys. We move on to
question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song?

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Lady Lana Hanna, Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
It sure is.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
Two to the ladies, none to the trades. You need
this one, dazz to stay in it. Question number four,
what animal species did Jane Goodall study, Yes, Darren, gorillas?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh no, not gorillas.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Lana, y yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh is it? Yeah? Well you'd have to take monkeys,
would you?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You'd have to?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Are they eights?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I would say yes, yeah, okay, we're going yes, and
that is the win.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
And that's the lady when.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Lana, congratulations, you're another lady champion. We've got fifty this
cash coming your way. You're not the weakest link today.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Well done, No, thank you, but we will say goodbye.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
No, we said goodbye.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
We did.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, that's not like it. That is.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Are you guys of the opportunity that when life presents
you with the opinion rather that if life presents you
a new opportunity, you should grab it with both hands
and take that opportunity.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Not me, even if you're scared.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I deliberate over the details.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I stew on the details.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I then think about all the possible outcomes and repercussions,
and then I'll make a decision.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
It's fair enough. I kind of do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
But don't you think that that growth lies outside your
comfort zone?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Who are you? Jay shehtty this morning? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I know, I know, I know, and I.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Just jashitty more like it'n opportunity knowledge by good job,
that's good, that's good.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah I am I am no, now say it I
I with this life advice?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Who do I think? I am? Jay shitty?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, I've been an opportunity and it's not something that
I usually would do, okay, And I want to know
if you guys think I should do it okay, if
I should take it hit us with it. So I
have been offered the lead in a short film.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Oh what's the short film? And is it a scam?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
I don't believe it as a scam, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
One of the people at my gym is a filmmaker,
like an independent.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
A person you know directly, person I know directly.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
I've gotten inboxes before offering me rolls in short films.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
And then I was like, I don't know if this is.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Going to come in on, sit on the casting couch
and we'll just get some video footage of you.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
No, this is legit, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And he said that he said he had, and I said,
oh me, and he goes, yeah, I've already asked the
real actors because there are a few at a Jim
there are a few real actors. And he goes, I
think you'd be great for it, all right?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
And how when when he says.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Short, it's a twelve minute film. Okay, I was hoping
it was shorter.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Me too, I'd been more attempted if it was. S'd like,
it's like six minutes is more achievable.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
I could do an Instagram reel for you. But no,
this is a proper film.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
What's the character?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
The character is a down and out single dad, okay,
whose daughter.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Doesn't want anything to do with him. And he looked
at me anyway, you're.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Perfect, notoriously, I'm all for it. I think you should
do it. Get yourself outside of your comfort zone. I
will remind you of that time you filmed an ad
for was.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
It New World?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Oh no, Samsung?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Samsung? Was it Samsung with My Life?

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
And didn't the director keep asking you to re redo
the take because you you were overacting so much?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Is that great? Clink?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Great?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Let's just do less, do less.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Do less, do it again? To go it was really good.
I need fifty percent less and then we do it again.
He goes, okay, I need ninety eight less. Okay, we
have good cameras. Just do less.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
Just you've done more in that take when I've asked
you to do less.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah, before I tell you where I'm sitting with it? Again,
what do what do our producers think?

Speaker 4 (17:35):
I just know that we're going to take whatever video
and edit something out of it.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
So you need to be prepared for that.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I won't just get away
with it.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Have they seen your acting face?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (17:47):
No, wait, let's just should we I just want maybe
it's changed.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Okay. So I'm going to give you.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
A little scene, yeah, okay, and then you have to react.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
I have a trained thespian.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
By the way, I did do level seven speech and drama,
So my god.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Okay, Okay, that's not convincing us. Okay, So what the
scene will be? That your daughter who's sixteen, you let
her go to a party and you gave her a
curfew of eleven.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'll play the daughter, okay.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
And then but she's gotten home at two in the morning, okay, right, okay,
and you're and you're sitting up waiting for her, okay, okay,
and you've just come Okay, but I'm going to I'll
like sneak in.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Okay, ready, where have you been?

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
The you know how I was to organize a left
with my friend Jay.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
You were do home three hours ago. Your mother and
I hold character. Your mother and I you're a single dad.
I've been worried, sick, and if your mother was still alive,
she'd be dead.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
She is should be furious.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
She is still alive. Oh she left you.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, this isn't about me. No, I see, this is improvisation.
I can't do this. No, I need I'm a script guy.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I need a script.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
I need the material.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Okay, tomorrow, should I organize a script and we can
do a little playblow play by play scene off a script.
It's all scripted' and you just have to deliver the lines.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Okay, Because I haven't committed to this project yet.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
What where are you sitting?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I told the guy I can't act, and he goes, oh,
come on, So he's still.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I'm just concerned that somebody's actual money because an independent
film and they're going to pour there. He's going to
pour like twenty grand into this film, and then he's
going to see it and he's going to go, oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Clint stays, who says you can't act, who says we
haven't said I mean you come in here and you
act and pretend like you're a nice guy.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
You do, you do a great job that you really
sell it.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
I can do behind the scenes.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
You're a real.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
How's everyone's drinking at the moment? Under control? You're not
back into the like COVID level drinking?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (20:28):
Bree?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Excuse you? I probably drink the least on this show.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
How many drinks she had this week?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
I had a few at my surprise engagement party.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
What day was that?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
That was on Saturday?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Doesn't count?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay? Sweet?

Speaker 5 (20:45):
On Monday, I've had none.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Unfortunately, I've had four because well because Monday was a
public holiday.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
So we were at the pot, was like, when did
you have four?

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
So this week is? This week is doesn't it's a
tricky one.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Doesn't count.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
It doesn't count. It doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Either had four this week or I've had twenty four
last week. It depends where you want to put the four.
I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, and I think
most people don't consider themselves heavy drinkers. But I found
this piece of audio which is quite confronting if it's true. Okay, okay,
because it completely changes the playing field and no one

(21:23):
really tells you what the playing field is? Do they
not really? What as a moderate drinker? What is an average?

Speaker 3 (21:29):
I mean they do? They do? We just choose not
to listen. What the goalposts are?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Not like that? Okay, Okay, I'm going to play you
this audio and then I want everybody to tell me
where you sit on this spectrum. Okay, what is the name?
What is the type of drinker that best identifies you?
And sorry if this is confronting to everyone listening.

Speaker 10 (21:46):
Do you drink once every ten years, you're basically a
non drinker. It's once every five years. You're a very
rare drinker. Once a year makes you an occasional drinker,
and twice a year puts you in the rare drinker zone.
Drinking once a month means you're a moderate drinker, while
twice a month is more of an average drinker. Once
a week you're a regular drinker. Twice a week that's

(22:07):
leaning into dependent territory. And if you're drinking every three days,
you're malordi addicted. Every two days shows a loss of control.
Every single day points to strong dependency. If you're drinking
in the mornings, you're a day drinker. Every two hours
is severe addiction. And if it's twenty four hours NonStop,
that straight up life threatening.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well, when he's his day drinking, it sounds way less fun.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Yeah, it sounds real bad, like shall.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
We day drink?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
And you're like fun?

Speaker 5 (22:37):
Whoa fun Paul side vibe?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
What a load of bs?

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Though, I have to I have to say once every
five years, and that means you're.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What did it? What did he say?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
An occasional drinker, an occasional drinker. I've got three five years,
I've got an occasional drinker. Was someone who drunk on
vicial occasions Christmas?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Is occasional drinker on special occasion.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
No, he's saying, he's saying once every five.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
I don't believe that stat Once once in five years,
and that means you're an occasional drinker.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Do you remember the title that identified you in there?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
I can't know. I didn't. I didn't really.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I think I think I got dependent drinker. I think
I think I got leaning into dependent drinker territory.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah right, yeah, Claudia, you were the same.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, I'm in dependent territory.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
What's that? What's dependent?

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Once a week?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (23:39):
What I'm probably the one before that once a week,
once a week, Yeah, whatever that is. It's probably dependent
as well. Way too much, ella, have you had a
drink before you allowed?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I was going to say I'm moderate.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Moderately keen for her first.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Beer MS Britan Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
A couple of weeks ago, I told you about a
childhood hobby of mine that I could be sitting on
a big payday for.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yes, the Pokemon cards.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
The Pokemon cards, and then you had a.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Fall on domestic with your mum because she gave them
to your brother.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yes, there was quite a bit of confusion around whose
cards were who, and it ended up getting fixed kind of.
But I have been a show and tell for you today.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
If you've got the Pokemon cards, did you pack a
big enough tanty that your brother gave you the Pokemon card?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
So there's something that's happening. But anyway, so here's the
Pokemon cards.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh my god, it's in an official Pokemon binder and everything.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
This is my official Pokemon binder from nineteen nineteen. Okay seven,
I can't remember one of those.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
We don't.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
We're not too sure if this is mine or if
it's my brothers. And we are still looking for the
other binder, so there was two.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
There was two.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
But I have this binder on loan from my brother
at the moment, and I thought we could.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I haven't looked at it yet.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
You haven't even opened it.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I haven't opened it because I wanted to open it
on the show and see if there was any surprise
goodies in here.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I got to be honest, I don't know the value
of Pokemon cards necessarily.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I don't really either. I see what you've got.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I do know.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
There's certain cards that are worth a heap, like obviously
a holographic Charizard is like the one everyone talks about.
And then you've got like your holographic Chancy card, which
is worth a lot of money. And then but I'm
not too really sure about this.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Through a little look, they're in very good they're in
very good conditions.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, but I don't know if they are because I've
seen on TikTok and stuff like how good a condition
they need to see? Some of them a little bit,
a little bit dirty. They've been played with.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Did you play did you actually played with them?

Speaker 8 (26:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Okay, there's a Charmelion, it's not holographic. There's a war
total I wonder if there's anyone listening that is an
expert on these. There's a holographic Vapourian and here. Okay,
I'm not the biggest Pokemon guy. I was more of
a Dragon ball Z guy. But you've got Sidduck in here.

(26:37):
You've got do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Because I'm thinking I might start up the hobby mouth.
I might take up my childhood hobby. Is that cool
or is that lame?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:48):
I don't know if it's cool.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
What do you mean you want to you want to
get into Pokemon cards as an adult woman?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Is that Charmander.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Charmander is a cool one. The first first.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
What's the what did you say the valuable one.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Was Charizard holographic?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm pretty wheedle god, you've got you must have close
to the whole set digglets in here.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
We'll see. The thing is is that the Rabbi the
other bind.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Extra side arc you should just keep that one just
in case.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, I mean doubles good, good for trading.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
I mean, if you have to share this with your brother,
just put.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
That in your drawer.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Well, this is the thing is that I have a
distinct memory of having a Charizard okay, and I haven't
come across I haven't come across that yet.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
You're another Krabby.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
That's going to be so disappointing if that charizard is
gone and the binder loads of trainer cards come on
last page, the buzz.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Taurus primate mark. There's some Japanese ones in here.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Oh yeah, they're my new ones. I collected those when
I was on the Gold Coast recently.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Oh, okay, so we're adding to the collection.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, I have to say in here, no charis, No charas.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Are holographic or otherwise.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
So I think I believe that the other binder had
the best cards.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
But where would it have gone?

Speaker 4 (28:24):
And it makes me think that this book here no
offense to my brother, is my brother's, okay.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Because I collected the cards for longer.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Even he said to me, he goes, you had way
better cards than me.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
So he knows that, and he knows that.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
If there is a holographic charizard in that other book,
Dragon Knight.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Oh yeah, there's very few holographic cards in here. Do
you think your brother could be a bit of an
evil genius? And he does, and he does have both folders,
and so that he didn't look like he was just
keeping the good one. Do you think he's gone, this
is the only folder I have. Let's talk about sharing it.

(29:06):
Don't start meanwhile he has the good folder.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Don't start a family feud.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Imagine if this broke up the family and it was
over Pokemon cardo.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
He has both folders, and he's gone through and he's
taken all the cards he wants into one folder, and
then he's put all the cards he doesn't want unto
this folder. But then he's just put just enough okay
cards in here to make it.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Seem, to make it believable.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
So he sacrificed a couple of holographic that he does want.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
That is such just to make you believe evil plan
that I actually would appreciate how evil it was.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, I'm not saying that's what he has done. I
don't think there's a holographs small acts. Did I say that.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
You're you're putting it into my brain now that that's
a possibility, I don't think so. I know my brother
very well and in no world would he ever do
that to me.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
But or is that how good of an evil genius?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Let's just look up because I know someone said, I
should talk to Vaughn about my Pokemon cards to see
you have Pokemon cards.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
I would put my house on.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
How much is a holographic I'm sure of it. I'm
sure that I had a holographic charizard. A holographic charizard worth.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Someone said, there's an app which lets you scan the cars.

Speaker 11 (30:24):
Is there?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's cool? I might have to get that just to
see if I've got anything.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
There's Holographic charizards can be worth up to one hundred
thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Someone said, it's not just what they are, but what
generation they are, Like Harry Potter books.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
If they're a first edition, their first gen or a jungle,
then they're going to be worth a lot.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Yeah, I've got fossils in here, I've got Team Rocket cards.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Person, you've got to go to the right person, because again,
you could go to someone who goes, oh, this is
not really worth much. They're okay, I'll give you a
grand for the book, and you go, oh nice, But
actually they know there's a twenty thousand dollar card in there.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
What a d bag?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
You just if it was my brother again going I
will give you one thousand dollars for your binder.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
My brother, the evil genius.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Because look, I love you and I don't want you
to go without. So oh how about you give me?
How about you give me one thousand dollars for this binder?
The crap binder?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Can we call it even?

Speaker 11 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yeah, anyways, watch this space. I am determined to find
that other binder.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
And if there's a charizade in there, I could be
sitting on a gold mine.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh my god, I'd love to see it.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
There's ZM podcast network.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
How do we really know if we're with the right person?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh god, you asked that question already. You've only been
engaged for a month. Well, no, I know, now's the
time to ask that. Now's the time to ask before
you put the deposit down for the venue?

Speaker 3 (31:57):
Are you projecting?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, then I saw it.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I would never ask myself for that question.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Because you don't want to know the answers.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
I know the answer.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
I would never let my wife ask yourself that question.
In fact, if my wife is listening to this.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Break, change the channel, change it over, change it over.
Not for you.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Not relevant you're in the kids, ye put the Moana
soundtrack on.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Not relevant for you, Lucy, if you're listening I saw
a clip where they said these five questions you should
be asking about the person you're with and your relationship
to see if you're truly with the right person and
the relationship is in a healthy place. Should we go
through the questions and everyone listening right now? If you're

(32:45):
at that crossroads where you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
God, what if you're in the car on the way
to work together?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Awkward?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Awkward?

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Change the channel?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, or or it could be.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Great, maybe a conversation starter. All right, should we we've
got some more udio? Here he comes the first.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
Question number one. If someone told you you're a lot
like your partner, would this be a compliment to you?

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Okay, yes, yes, I would love someone to give me
that compliment.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Again, I feel like it would be a compliment for me,
and it would not be received as a compliment for
my wife.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
She'd be like, I'm like him.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay. Here comes question number.

Speaker 9 (33:26):
Two, number two. Are you truly fulfilled? Are just like lonely?

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Are you truly fulfilled or just less likely?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
That's an interesting one, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Because I feel like relationships you can get into a
rut and you don't really ask yourself all the time.
Am I truly fulfilled? Of course you're going to be
less lonely. But it's quite an interesting one, isn't it? Like?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Is that person adding heaps to your life?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Or are they just someone there some company at the
end of the day?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Are they just yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Okay? Games? Question number three?

Speaker 9 (34:02):
Number three? Are you able to be unapologetically yourself or
do you feel the need to show up differently to
please your partner?

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I am one thousand percent unapologetically myself in front of
my partner.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
I mean it's the title of your book, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
In front of my partner? Is where I are?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Really?

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Everything hang out?

Speaker 12 (34:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Really?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (34:24):
Right?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
The good, the bad, and the truly ugly. My partner,
my fiance knows it all.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I don't know if that's the best advice. People always
that you've got to be yourself, You've got to be honest.
But surely you should try and be the best version
of yourself for your partner. Right, that's a different question.
Deserve don't they deserve? Like the best version of you?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I think you're getting it. I think that's a different question.
You're combining them now. I think, of course, you always
want to be the best. Try to be the best
version of yourself for your partner. But if you can't
truly let every part of you hang out in front
of your partner, then I don't believe that.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
So partners who do the best thing, if you can't
do that, so partners who don't fart around each other.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
I guess this question is also like interpreted differently depending
on the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like for me, yes,
I mean farting in front of my partner as.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Your unapologetically authentic.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
But also I'm also talking about it on a deeper level,
like where my partner sees me at my lowest lows, right,
you know, like that's what I'm kind of not just
I mean, but farts is a part of it. Yes,
all right, we're going through questions.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Are they your lowest loaves or your highest highers?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
It depends on the day number four.

Speaker 9 (35:46):
Are you in love with who your partner is right
now as a whole? Are you only in love with
that good signe to that potential or the idea of them?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Because a lot of people do say this, and I mean,
I will say a lot of women always will say, oh, but.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
I'm in love with the man he will be, he will.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Be, you know, And I guess what they're saying in
this is you should be just in love with the
person that they are in front of you right now.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Much easier if you just love that person. Yeah, less
work to do, Yeah, isn't there?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (36:14):
Last one, number five, would you want your future or
imagine child to date somebody like your partner?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
A great question? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an easy yes.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
And if you're like then I mean there's your answer
right there on you know.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah, people don't.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Yeah, people don't go through a list of questions that
sort of rigidly with the person there with the regularly.
But you would have moments, right like if you if
you if your partner wasn't someone you wanted your children
that type of person to date. There'd be flashes where
you go, oh, christ, I hope my kids don't make
the same mistake I did. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, yeah, And there's all your answers you ever needed
right there.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Well, Okay, I hope your relationship survived that conversation.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
If someone has had to pull over and get out
of the car because you had a.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Breakup, if your partner's just gone real quiet.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
We apologize she was, yeah, yeah, your partner hasn't said
anything for five minute.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Yeah yeah, blame break.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
It's z it ms Brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I found this piece of audio and it reminds me
of people that we know. Okay, and if I'm being honest,
we've all had moments like this. I'm calling this personal revelations,
when you realize something that everybody else has already waited.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Is this off the back of the chat?

Speaker 2 (37:33):
We just no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
It's more like pop culture things.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Are you having Are you having an epiphany?

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I'm going to play this. You tell me the person
you think of straight away.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
I just found out that's Lean Dionne is a white woman. Also,
she's only fifty seven. I thought I thought she was
dead and black. And that reminds me of the time
that I found out Sigourney Weaver was not a black man.
And that is when I found out that Stevie Wonder
was a black man.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
When I was sixteen years old.

Speaker 6 (37:59):
We're talking about Stevie Wonder in class and I was like,
Stevie Wonder's black, and I texted my mom in class.
I was like, oh my god, I didn't know Stevie
Wonder was black and she was like a blind and
I was like, STEVEE Wonder if blin And that reminds
me of the time a few years ago when I
found out Timothy Charlamae was going to be playing Bob
Dylan and I was like, why would Timothy Charlavay play
a Rastaforian.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Sing producer Ella?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Producer Ella?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Who it is?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, exactly who it reminded us of.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Oh yeah, our friend Ella, who just a couple of
months ago came to us with big news and she
was so excited to tell us this big news. Guys,
did you know Janet Jackson is Michael Jackson's sister?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
When did you find out about that? Like, I didn't learn.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
About that at soon, So I came out of the womb.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
When it was always Michael Jackson, it just felt secret. No,
it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Literally, no, you're gonna gona hate this. It's not just
Janet Jackson either.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (39:00):
There's a whole family.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Wait Jason Jackson five.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Wait no, no, So there's those four and then there's Janet.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Oh, so there's the four brothers and Michael that made
up the Jackson five and then there's Jennet Jackson, who
had an illustrious career in music. And then there's also
there rather sister LaToya Jackson, who's also famous.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It's not just Ala though. This happens to a lot
of people. It happens to a lot of our producers.
Do you remember our producer being the day I think
we were doing a birthday banger. We're putting together the
list of songs for birthday banger, and I watched him
find out in real time that Nelly the rapper and
Nellie Fittado the singer.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Not the different person. He was like, what, what, there's two.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Nellie Hodden here, that's a girl, right, No, what the
two different people. But again, again it's not just it's
not just other people, it's also us. You'll have these
We had this earlier in the year, didn't make it
to air, but it was on the podcast. When I
found out the pad sticks to the indies, not the person.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
That was That was a personal revelation.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah, it's like this was a few years ago now
when I had the revelation that men.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Do wipe when they eat, Yes, they shake. What the hell?
It's like, Oh, this is a big one.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I realized that Sinner is a singer, the actor Lenny
Kravitz is a singer, and then Lenny Kravitz has a kid.

Speaker 11 (40:32):
Stop stop calling Lenny Kravitz Sinner, the character he played
in Hunger Games that was like five minutes.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Of screen time for Ella for Ella, the Hunger Games
was Lenny Kravitz's big break and everything that happens happened,
and Lenny Krevits's career otherwise has been because he got
a role in The Hunger Games.

Speaker 4 (40:57):
What about would producer being producer of the show, had
never heard of the DJ Moby before.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
He was like, who are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
We were like mob DJ music producer, Moby, the guy
eminem has been making fun of for twenty five years, Moby,
and he's like heard of not ragging any bells.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
I think producer Ellie also was on board with that,
where she was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
I think that's a niche one someone that's the you
two thing, No, not the be and you two were
talking about Mobi you too, who wasn't on this team
that found out that you two were Irish this year?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I didn't know that maybe it might have been me.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Wait, are you just finding out that they're Irish?

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Now?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Confused? I think it was me because I was like,
I've never heard Bono.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Speak, That's right, it was you.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, And I was like are they Look, it happens
to the best of us, and that's why we want
to hear your personal revelations this morning.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Brienkland covering breakfast.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Covering breakfast and literally eating breakfast as well. They talk
so much.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
They do talk a lot.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Anyway, we're back. We're talking about personal revelations. The thing
that you found out after everybody else Dana's called through
morning Dana, good morning.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
This was your.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Husband's personal revelation? What did he find out?

Speaker 11 (42:16):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (42:16):
No, he came to me yesterday all crowd of himself
and did you know that you can change the power.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
On the microwave from high to medium to low?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
And I was like, yeah, Dana, I will stand here
honestly and tell you that I've just found that out.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Did you not know that?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I thought the microwave, which is just a microwave, thought.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
When you're defrosting something and you can go like turbo defrost.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
So there was a special sitting.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
So you can change there as well.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
I know what I'm doing this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Your favorite cooking.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
No as the air fryer.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
You would know if it was the air frnt.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Let's hear Hi, Charlotte, Hi, Charlotte Hidy, good morning.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
What was your personal revelation? Charlotte.

Speaker 13 (43:08):
So, I was very young, and please don't judge me,
but I used to think that the Great Wall of
China was actually made of China.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I love that one. That's cute.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
That makes sense, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
It does make sense.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
Otherwise it would be called the Great Wall in China.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah, that's why there was no bulls around allowed near
the wall.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, makes sense.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Very good Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
We're talking personal revelations, the things you found out after
everybody else.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Maddie, what was yours?

Speaker 11 (43:46):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Morning? How you go morning, Maddie?

Speaker 5 (43:48):
What was your personal revelation?

Speaker 13 (43:51):
I was today years old, yesterday twenty five when I
found out that you didn't have to fly with the
same airline.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Wait.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
I thought if I flew with the New Zealand, I'd
have to return And that means my Queens sunflights at
the end of the year are.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Gonna be much cheaper.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Oh my gosh, what a when Maddie. Hell good Welcome
to the world of the living. That's so you thought
if you were doing a return flight anywhere, if you
booked with one airline for the flight there, you had
to book the same one for the flight bag.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
Yeah, I'm gonna like try and excuse it a little bit.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
I've never left few zyllains.

Speaker 10 (44:31):
I'm like, I'm using that.

Speaker 8 (44:32):
As my scure.

Speaker 5 (44:33):
Enough Maddie.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Roots. Yeah, yeah, Maddie, we could send you to Memphis
for your first overseas trip.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
I've been trying to cool bet like startup.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Are you're in, We'll check you in. We're drawing it
on Friday.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Good luck.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Oh my gosh, thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
And more airline you will be Yeah, flying with multiple
airlines in.

Speaker 13 (45:00):
Amazing, Thanks God.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
No worries, Maddie. We're talking personal revelations. Someone said, I
was ten before I realized your lips limbs don't grow back.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Yeah, a ten year old can get away with that.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Someone else said, last week I found out the ball
the bald guy in Devil Wears Prata. Stanley Tucci was
the MC guy in The Hunger Games with the colorful hair.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
That is correct.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
It all comes back to the Hunger Games, right it does.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
What about this is what comes back.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I was twenty years old when I found out reindeer
actually real, not just a fairy.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Tale was center. That's like when I found out that
na walls are a real thing.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
The unicorn whales, what the hell, it's a real animal.
They shouldn't be a real thing, but they are.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
It looks prehistoric.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
As zed M's Brinklin podcast, there's a.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
Lot of different things coming through on the text machine.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Some are blowing my mind as well. I must say.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Someone texted her and said that you can change the
height on the top dishwasher rack to fit your plates
in the bottom.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Did you know that?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Did not know that?

Speaker 4 (46:02):
I didn't know that, didn't know that. We moved into
our new house.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm just finding outur plates.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Didn't fit in the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, And I was like, well, we either get new
plates or we get a new dishwasher. And my cousin
came around and she goes, I actually sell these dish washers.
And she's been drink and lifted the basket. What literally
blew my mind. I was like, you've just saved us
hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I love I love how you were just like, well,
we're going to buy new plates?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Well yeah, what else was he gonna do?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Buy a new dishwasher or new plates?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Blame? The new plates was cheaper than the new dishwasher.
What was your personal revelation? Someone texted and said, it
took me thirty eight years to realize Tracy Chapman was
a woman.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Even always thought that they were a man.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
That's because her voice is very unique. She does have
a deep voice. I bet there's people probably finding it
out right now, Hi, do we have a bit of
Tracy Chapman fast car.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Claudio GLI voice.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I got guess lit by Guy Williams on here that
Tracy Chapman was a man because I knew that she
was a woman. He believed so strongly that Chacy Chapman
was a man.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Did he actually believe?

Speaker 2 (47:08):
He actually believed it, and he was like, Oh my god,
you're so stupid.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
I was having this same conversation the other day with
my fiance where she was like, that's a man singing
and I was like, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's a woman. And we're talking about cat burns.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, the singer cat Burns, who's similar vibe
to Tracy Chapman.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
But yeah, and I was like, it's it's a woman.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Speeds about the lager.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I hear a woman.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
You do now, my children?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Have you got a bit of cat Burns?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah, I hear a woman on that one. You know
it doesn't have the Tracy Chapman. Argument though, is that
a lot of people have only heard the Luke Colmb's
version now yeah, and they're like, what do you mean
that's a woman?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
God that annoys me when people go, oh, this fast
card the song by Luke Come.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
You tell me Luke Come the woman. No, no, no,
not Luke Holmb's. Get out the Luke Colmbs.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Someone said, Morning Team. I'm a twenty six year old female.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I only realized about three years ago that the South
Pole doesn't have polar bears.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah, why did they not teach me that at school?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
My husband is forty nine and he just found out
that the seasons are aligned with dates. He just thought
when the weather got too nice that it was the
season's time to change.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
What that one has blown out?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Oh must be almost time for summer.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Oh, yes, it's about to change.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
If we're about to change it to something weird that.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Happens at the same time every year.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
I can't believe Clint thought the pad stuck to the person.
I'm not the only one. I guarantee you I'm not
the only one. And if you if your partner's going
that Clint guy is so stupid.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I have to admit when you told me that, I
was like, yeah, what are you on about?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Someone said that thunder is the sound of lightning. Found
out two years ago when I was twenty two. Thought
i'd tell my entire workplace in the morning, meeting sixty
plus people.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Turns out they all knew that got called lightning for
a while. That's a cool nickname though.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Personal revelations things that you found out after everyone else.
Someone said, I just realized last night after watching the
news about that NASA rocket going to the Moon, that
the moon does not spin around.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
Does the moon not spin around?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
No, we spin around.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I know we spin around, but it is the moon
not on an axis as well. Does the moon go
around us? No?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yes, produce a claude.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
It technically spins, but it's always facing the same direction,
so the dark side is always the dark side. The
light side is always the lights, so we never have
seen and that's why they said. They were like, we've
never seen this picture of the moon because it's always spinning.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
Oh so it goes around us?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Does it go around us? Or do we turn within
the moon? We go around, So the moon goes around.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
The moon goes around us.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
We go around, and we also go around the sun.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
The sun stays put? Yes? Or is it hurt?

Speaker 7 (50:14):
No?

Speaker 5 (50:14):
The sun but the sun orbits?

Speaker 4 (50:17):
What?

Speaker 6 (50:17):
What?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Stop talking?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Quick?

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Do you want to keep going? Just stopping?

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I saw the exact moment in Clint's eyes where he.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Was like, you don't know that. That ain't right. Oh,
having a personal revelation.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
I got to stop.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
I'm going to stop.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Doesn't align with my personal brand to be the.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
I'm not saying you are.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
I'm not saying it to you.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
That's fine. Yeah, Producer Ella just put her hand up.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
England verse Millennial is what I want to do now.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Not that I think we should give us no, no, no,
And I think we should stay unified. And remember it, guys,
it's not gen Z versus Millennial. It's everyone against the boomers. Okay,
that's how we run this thing.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
That's how we survive, and we're sorry that we forget
about you all the time. Gen X, Oh gen X,
poor gen X always gets forgotten.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Well, gen X is included in this.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I have a list of sentences that will make since
too millennials and gen x's.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
And boomers.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I don't know about the boomers, but ye, technically I guess,
But will they make sense to a gin Z. We
have a gin Z on staff. Her name is producer Ella.
Good morning, Producer, Ella, good morning.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Are you at the older end of ginger shunned?

Speaker 2 (51:38):
I think, and I don't mean to aide shame you,
but this might be the first time in your life
you're too old.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
For something that hurts.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
I don't know how I feel, because.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
How old are you?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Twenty five?

Speaker 5 (51:47):
Twenty five? You're an elder gin Z?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
What year two thousand? You were born in? Two thousand? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Okay, So the start of gen Z is nineteen ninety seven,
oh yeah, and then it ends in twenty twelve. So
she is at the older, the upper end. Yeah, but
that's okay. I don't like this older and wiser. I
told you age would come for you eventually.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Running this place, mom, no.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Please welcome our younger gin z our in turn.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Sophie, Hello, so for your twenty Yes, born in two
thousand and five, two thousand.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
George's in the corner of the room. She just went,
what the hell?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I think that's the first time I hurt my hip
in two thousand.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Takes me back.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I think that was my internship.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
So these sentences will make sense to every millennial in
this room, and I want you to explain to us
what they mean.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I think you should test producer Ella as well.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Okay, you're gonna have Ala as a phone a friend.
You need her, okay, and you can use her twice.
Oh so choose wisely. First sentence for you, what does
this mean? How many texts do you have left?

Speaker 8 (53:04):
Is that like your like your phone, there's like texts
coming through, like oh, like you're out, you're out with
your friends, and like you can like text your friends
a certain amount of time and you've got the spinny
tickslipt that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Real kind of yeah, okay, kind of. I wanted to
start on a good foot. You used to get a
certain amount of texts per month that you were allowed
to send on.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Which she kind of did say that once you ran
you were No, I was, That's what I mean.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I was.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
Millennial sentences. Can a Ginza explain them? Give me a pencil.
My cassette is stuck.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Yeah, no, Alla doesn't even know what a cassette is.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Ala, can you explain that one?

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
You put you I think you wind the tape in
a with a pin? What with the p nice? Nice?
Well done, well done.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
You've done well there? Okay, blowing it and then put
it back in and it'll work.

Speaker 8 (54:10):
Careful, careful, just went straight to something.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'll do an action for you. Ready, Okay, that.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Was actually perfect?

Speaker 8 (54:25):
Is that like a DVD?

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Clo, I've heard of these DVDs?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
It rings about.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
It's like a gaming cartridge, like for a Nintendo or
a vc R cassette.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
You take it out, v put it back.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Why are you blowing on it?

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
It's just the science behind it. But it always worked.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Okay, so I don't forget to shut your computer down
before Y two K to be safe.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, you got to close it. She was born in
two thousand and five around for Y two kan to
close it the computer?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Why do we shut our computers down for Y two K?

Speaker 3 (55:06):
No clue what's y two? K don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
In nineteen ninety nine, everybody thought the world was going
to end at midnight on the year two thousand because
they weren't sure if computers could do that date.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Would tick over to the year two The world is
going to.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we all had to shut down
our Hewlett Packard computers at home.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Right, okay, she's never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I have explain that. What does this millennial sentence mean?
I can't go online? Mum's waiting for a call.

Speaker 8 (55:38):
More than two people can't be online at the same time,
like it.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You got to wait? Why because what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (55:45):
Oh, because she's on the phone and you can't two
people couldn't be on the phone at the same time,
So you have to wait till she gets off the
phones that you can use.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
The phone, But I don't want to go on the phone.
I want to go online.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
You want to go on the internet.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
Oh, because the phone's on the internet, So you have
to wait.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Oh, you have to give it to her. You're got
to it. That was the great explanation that one.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
It turns out if you say enough words all together,
you might get it, right.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yes, yeah, okay, what about this one? Just delete all
the punctuation and take some of the spaces out and
then send it.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Then a little fit.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Word count.

Speaker 8 (56:16):
Did you have a certain amount of words and so
the text couldn't be have.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
That keep saying words, keep saying.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
Text couldn't have a certain amount of next words. So
you had to delete the spaces so you could fit
all the text.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
And yeah, well done. One hundred and sixty characters. That
was how long a text message could be, and you
paid per text. So when I used to text people, yes,
that was the big one.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I used to put a capital letter at the start
of each word and not have any spaces so I
could get more characters into a text.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
But how do they read the tics?

Speaker 5 (56:51):
It was like a code.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
There's capital letters so you can kind of read it.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah, you actually doing Okay, I'm really quite proud. I'm
was impressed with that one. This is the last millennial
sentence that you need to understand. Okay, as a gen Z,
can you explain to me what this means. I poked
Claudia last night, but I don't think she noticed.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Um, that was just a personal one I put in there.
I don't know how it got into the into the list.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Actually is this up as an actual.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Like, yeah, this is the thing?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Okay, Also Claude poke me back.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (57:32):
Yeah, it was like an app you poke your friend
to see if they're active.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
No kind of yeah, you said.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
Seem like you try to call them. You're like a
little pressed about it.

Speaker 5 (57:43):
Too many words.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I feel like you've got to give it to it.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
At least give it.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I'll give it to you for the app thing we're
talking about Facebook. It's how you used to get each
other's attention. You would poke each other on face.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
What would the app be called if it was just
for poking people? Poke?

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Poker, poke me? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:01):
Oh, this this test doesn't mean that you are dumb.
It means that we are old. Okay, that's all that
this means. That makes me feel Goodah yeah, it makes
us feel worse.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
So you didn't have to point that out, did right,
he claud Yeah, for a bit of pokings and Clintic podcasts.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
A lot of people pointing out that you can still
poke people on Facebook, poke people all the time.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Are you poking?

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
You a poker?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, you out there, big, big, big poken. Are you
don't know, are you do you get many pokes back?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Not really and that's the awkward part about poking, But
that's the.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Name of the game.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Clinton does be reciprocal.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Not always reciproc Brian Clint small town by deal.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
This is a small town big deal, a game that
we invented to embarrass ourselves.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Correct and the girl the game has really come come
through on that. We have been embarrassed multiple times. Really humbling,
isn't it super humbling? We've only ever gotten one point.
And when I say we, I mean.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
You I did. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
The concept is bri and I are both from small towns.
Breeze from a country town in Australia called Stanthorpe, and
I'm from a small town. By comparison, I'm from Rhetorua
and so far only one place in Rotorua has heard
of me when we've.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Called yeah, who is the bigger deal from their small town.
It is my turn today for you to call somewhere
from my small town.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Where have you selected?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I've selected somewhere that surely you frequented fairly regularly when
we live there. We're going to call Foxy's Bakery in
the main street and stand for it's twofold. I know
you like a chicko roll, so you'd be going into
the bakery for a chicko role, no doubt. And also
it's like five o'clock in the morning in Australia at
the moment, so we have to call a bakery.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (59:56):
It'll be the only place that are open.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I'll be open, the bakers will be there.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Do you think they're gonn I know you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
I would bet yes, really.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
But I'll just I'm not going to say anything else.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
I want you to get a point, so I want
you to be.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Really what I need to point bad Claudia.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
When you're ready, please connect the call to Foxy's Bakery
and stan Thorpe, Queensland.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Where we're hoping. I've heard of Brianna Thomas l.

Speaker 9 (01:00:27):
Speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Hey Fiona, it's Clint calling from zidim And New Zealand.

Speaker 10 (01:00:31):
How are you are you?

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Yeah? Good, good, quick question. I'm trying to I work
with someone who's from Stanthorpe. I knew I had a feeling.
I didn't even need to say your name.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Yeah, hello Brianna, Hello mate.

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
Oh god, you've just you've just won me your point
in a game where we play called small town, big
deal where I've won no points, And I knew as
soon as you answered. As as soon as you answered,
I was like, this is a sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Thing here, It's definitely Yeah, I went to school together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Of course, you did. You know where they don't know
Briton Stanthorpe. They don't know her at the berg Apple
Oh really, And they had no idea who any of
her family members were. At the Stanthorpe cheese factory.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Oh my god, they're all hopeless. See they're not local
enough here long enough.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
They're dead to me, Fiona.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
The only place I like to frequent and eat when
I'm in Stanthorpe Bakery nailed it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Actually, when your missus within here and I was like,
I swear that's Brianna's girlfriend.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
And then she goes, no, I'm waiting for to see
what he wants, and I'm like, oh, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Next minting your dad walks in, I'm like, ah, it is.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
This is the most small town thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Yeah, even my kids would have been able to tell
you that they all know me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
There at Foxy's. Hey, Hey, Fiona, thank you? Oh you one?

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Yeah you do?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I see you mate.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
What's Bree's usual usual?

Speaker 11 (01:02:06):
Well, she mum wanted me to make a crystally so
they can gain your anybody on the weekend costally.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
They do good everything at Foxy's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
What's a crosstally.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
It's an Italian pastry.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Flaky Yeah, so yeah, delicious.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Thanks Be, we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Thanks for oat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
You're on the board. Pre well done, about time a.
I needed that win.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
I needed it bad.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Two points from small town, big deal. Someone said, rod
Rua is not a small town. It's more than where
we live.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
What's the population of road Rua.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
I think it's like seventy thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Let me have a look.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
You wouldn't call that a small town. A small city,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
That's a small city.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Yeah, yeah, but for the purposes of the game, small town,
big deal, it's a small town district, approximately seventy four thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Then what's the population of Stanthorpe did you look it up?

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Five thousand?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
It's a little bit smaller, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:03:05):
The lady the bakery knows your.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Name, your birthday, assume your birthday. Banker's number one songs
when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Who's up first?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Daniel's up first morning?

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Daniel, Dan, how's it going good?

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Thank you mate? Your on new way to work?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
I am indeed what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I worked for Foreign Emergency?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Oh? Thank you for your service?

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Hey? What is your day to birth?

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
November eighty seven?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
He sounds like you think, he says, a hot hot
firefighter sixty five fighter?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
Did I hear that?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
You done?

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
My Michael? I'm Dan.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
You were sixteen in two thousand and three and on
the fifth of November two thousand and three, this was
at the top.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, you'd be into it, wouldn't you dance? All right?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Dan album?

Speaker 12 (01:04:07):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah, all right, Dan the hot Firefighter. Wait there, Rihanna's
up next. Herrianna?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Hi, Rihanna, Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
How are you going good?

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Mate? We're about to see you off to I have
just pulled into work. Okay, what do you do? I'm
a corporate travel agent. She sounds like a whole hot
corporate travel hot corporate traveler.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
What they get to go to?

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Rihanna, what is your birthday? It's the eighth of vectorl
nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
All right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand
and eight. And Rihanna, here's your birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Tell me how was the window.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
An appropriate? We did not just give Rihanna the hot
travel Agent a Chris Brown song for her birthday banger?
So sorry, Rianna gave Rianna Chris Brown wasn't planned.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
But it's still a banger. Yeah, yeah, and we say
it's a Jordan's Spa song.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yeah, you don't mention Chris Brown when we're talking nowhere.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Yeah, he is half the song though, but yeah, we
just don't mention him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I'd say, I'd say he's forty percent.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
That's way less than half. Wait there, Rianna, and as
a banger, we're going to do one more for Amber High.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Amber, Hi, Amber, Hi, We're about to see you off
to Amber.

Speaker 13 (01:05:19):
I've just dropped the cubs off and now I'm heading
to work.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
She sounds like hot mouth. I would say Mills.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I'm doing the DAYCAREALTHI molthy. What do you do for work?

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
Ember?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I'm just working a mechena. Oh you milk, hot milk,
mechanic mill.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
I've heard about this, a greasy milk.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
They're like unicor, damn God, what's your day to birth? Amber?

Speaker 13 (01:05:42):
Twentieth of March nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
All right, Amber, that means you were sixteen twenty eleven
and we've done our calculations, and in twenty eleven this
was number one.

Speaker 12 (01:05:52):
It's not about the money miney money, money, money, money,
the world j price tag the breakdown here?

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
What do you reckon? AMD?

Speaker 10 (01:06:05):
That's all right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
What are you like the most out.

Speaker 10 (01:06:08):
Of the three I have the first fund?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Is it because of Daniel's voice, because of bulging biceps?

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Is it because of his big hose?

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Is it because you wanted to because you want him
to riskue you and a fireman scarry because you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Know he can down a pole with speed?

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
I am voting prescribe, though.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Go on, Daniel the Hot Fireman, Daniel your one birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
Banker, Well done, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Welcome straight out of the year two thousand and three.
Here's your birthday bangers on ZiT in with Brian Clinton.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
You really did sound.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
They were always okay, Brian.

Speaker 14 (01:07:01):
Clint unit in with Brian Clint filling in for Fletch
one and Haley the winner of a birthday banger for
Daniel the Hot Fireman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
As scribes, not many can we have to issue another
Brian Clint apology?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Oh god, I'm blaming you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
I'm actually blaming you because you do the numbers, you
run the birthday banger computer.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It just goes to show you don't listen to me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
You asked them the question, you asked them the birthday
Christian and then you do the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
And I'm busy doing the math in my head.

Speaker 5 (01:07:34):
You say their birthday twice.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
It's quick math. You're the one that's meant to be
like watching and listening.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Either way. We've had forty five texts that all point
out that it was Rihanna's birthday and we didn't even
Rienna Na, why didn't you say.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
It was a bit of all close.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
I was gonna say it, but I was like, oh, surely, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Someone to blame, and we want to blame you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
And just goes to show that you don't want to
make it all about you. We're about to make it
all about you now, Rihanna.

Speaker 5 (01:08:04):
When someone goes, you know, you go today.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
We're going to make it all about Rihanna and we're
going to sing her happy birthday Marilyn Monroe's style.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
No, we're not going to do that. When we're going
to give you, we're going to give your chemist werehouse
for your birthday to you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Welcome birth stop.

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
Please stop.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Yeahna hat bir cheo, Happy birthday, Rihanna. It was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
Let's make it two kiss wearhouse.

Speaker 5 (01:08:48):
After that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Podcast, now we're asking you about your dacking.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Stories down trowling pants and there's lots of times from
on occasion. I think downtrows.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Warm sounds sexual.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Decking doesn't sound far off. The decking sounds like a
weed thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Who decked you?

Speaker 12 (01:09:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
Yeah, yeah, same thing though, you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Pull someone's pants down to cause embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
And then point and laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Yeah, it's a weird tradition.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
Do you think it's it's Do you think it's being
phased out or do you think the I.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Hope the sack whack is being phased out as well?

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
The sect tap?

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, you even have to suffer it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
What do you care about the sec tap?

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
We had the girl version?

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Is it tip tap?

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
What was it called?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
What's the girl one? And how does it work? I
won't do it obviously.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
The flat whack, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Ah, And is it like that?

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
And it hurts, especially if you get.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
The right you know, flick of the wrists obviously I
can't participate, but I reckon you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Claudia and Ella should interest.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Should we have our own game.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
You should enter a flat whack war.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Who wants a flat whack war? Absolutely not, but thank
you so much l your consideration. You give it, Always
give it a go at you so.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
You know that you don't know when it's going to happen,
and Bree doesn't know when it's going to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
I thought, we are in a ring.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
No no, no, no sense to being in a flap
whack war. And at any time you could get flat whacked,
of course, so you could also perform a flatwack at
any moment.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
And they said, Brie, it's the box shot. Of course,
how could I forget?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
I like the flat wack.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
It's fun. We asked you for your embarrassing downtrail decking
pantsing stories. Someone said, I accidentally decked myself at Intermediate.
I was running outside during lunch in the wind. Thanks Wellington,
blew my skirt right up. I went to push my
skirt back down, I missed and pulled my own undies down.

(01:10:49):
I died.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Did geez?

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
That's bad luck, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
People would have just thought that you were like exposing yourself.
That is bad, run out into the street to show
everybody your bits.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
God, what an awful accident. This one's great, It says,
my friend did this to our deputy principal at school.
We were sixteen and it was swimming sports carnival. He
was standing on the bleachers addressing the whole school in
his togs. Everyone saw it wasn't good. Oh wait, so
the deputy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Principal, I friend died that he.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Was up there in his togs addressing the school. So
he's up there on the bleachers talking to the whole school,
so everyone's attention is on him, and your friend has
had the kahonis to come up behind the deputy principal
and pull his shorts down.

Speaker 5 (01:11:38):
It's kind of legendary.

Speaker 2 (01:11:40):
Wow, but you're definitely getting suspended and you're never making
prefect and it will have repercussions on the rest of
your life. But in that moment, you would have been
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Know if there's many things that could be worse.

Speaker 5 (01:11:52):
You would have been the king of the school.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Oh, don't do that, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
We're taking kids to a basketball training session, and my
hobby thought it would be funny to whip my top
up halfway along the court. He didn't realize that I'd
chosen to be bra free that day. The poor parents
on the sideline got an eiefel. That's unfortunate. What is
wrong with your husband that, even if you did have

(01:12:19):
a bra on, he thought it would be funny to
whip your top up at a kid's basketball training session.
That's one of those. It's one of those incredibly bared
room reads.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Yeah, what about how this is brilliant?

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
It says At an Indian wedding, there's a tradition where
the bride's side tries to steal the groom shoes. It's
all part of a little fun game. So there I
was fully committed trying to grab the shoe from a
groomsman who was about six feet tall, holding it high
above his head. I'm about five foot one, so already

(01:12:53):
I'm at a disadvantage In the moment, without thinking, I
grabbed onto his leg to pull myself up at the
exact same time he jumped. He also happened to be
wearing pants with a very loose waist bed and I
accidentally pantsed him in front of a thousand plus people.
Safe to say he hasn't looked me in the eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Since that's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (01:13:22):
So that's an accident, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
So many, so many variations for the female version of
the sack tap.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
What's the only one?

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
We can't say any of them on the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
I do remember that the.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Yep the sea hat.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
There's another text about when you got pants or when
you dack someone. It says when I was in kindergarten,
my dad came to pick me up. He was the
only dad there with all the mums. That's a bit cute.
He was wearing track pants, and when I came running
over really excited to see him, I flung my arms
around his waist and then accidentally slid down police hands

(01:14:00):
down in front of all the moms. I don't personally
remember this, but my dad definitely does.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
That'll teacher wearing track pants are not?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Dad getting as willy out of the candy and all
of the mums did a witnessed.

Speaker 7 (01:14:17):
Dad.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Dad put it away.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Mumm hears about it. You're school pick up again?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
The candy the kindy just rang me. They said, the
weirdest thing you didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
Apparently there's some creep hanging around around the kindy pulling
his pants down in front of the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
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