ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 10th April 2026

No podcasts for a week after this one! Bree & Clint are having a well deserved break. 

On this episode:

• Fridayoke: Want to Want Me by Jason Derulo. 
• The Good Seat Theory. 
• Another thought-provoking would you rather. 
• Do you have a non-human ick? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
ITMS Bri and Clint podcast please ms Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It ems Brien Clint covering breakfast.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's the last Brion Clint breakfast bonanza.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Oh yeah, last day of the week. How have you
enjoyed it?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I've really enjoyed it.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Actually, it's been delightful, hasn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I have not been enjoying involuntarily falling asleep at like
a quarter to six?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh really?

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Is that when you too early to go to bet? Yeah,
but too late in the day after getting up at four?
I just I just shut down. My brain just starts
to shut down. It's got to get through that half hour.
And other than that, I'm good, nice, and that I'm good.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I have not napped once this week.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Well done.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
When I used to do breakfast radio back in the day, guys,
full time, I used to have I'm not shitting you,
a two or three hour and nap in the afternoon,
I did two. Yeah, it's so bad for you too.
And I never felt better, No, I never felt I
always felt worse. Always Ella, have you gone with the
naps this week?

Speaker 7 (01:04):
Good?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Two hours?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And after she's doing what we used to do, I
mean every day, every day.

Speaker 8 (01:09):
Just yesterday Oh yeah, yeah, that was that was pretty nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Also, you've already worked, You've only worked two days this
week so far.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
But regardless, it's hard getting up at four am. But
it is hard.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
It is hard to speak to those that do it. Claude,
what about you.

Speaker 9 (01:23):
I can't nap because if I do, I just feel
sick and sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so I pushed through so gone.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
There is that rare golden goose nap.

Speaker 9 (01:33):
Oh yeah, when you're in a peak exhaustion and you
just get like a hot twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. When you do
wake up, do you feel energized it?

Speaker 8 (01:43):
Nap does nothing?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
No, I think it has to be in the sun though.
That's part of my theory. I don't think you.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Can get under a duvet for a golden goose snap.
So I know it's too cozy. You're gonna wake up
on the couch and be like, Okay, that was good.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I'm going to get up.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
But what do you do?

Speaker 8 (02:01):
That's my question.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
When I wake up from a nap that's more than
twenty minutes, I feel like I've traveled through time.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, the best feeling ever. I'm like, you wake up
and you you actually feel like you've traveled through time. Yeah, legit,
I'm like, are you just repeating what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Hey, let's get into it.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
We have Jason Derulo tickets to give away today, not
until eight o'clock when we do Friday Oki. But if
you're keen, you can sell a little alarm. Got another
concert announcement for you at nine am. But yes, on
the show, Bree nixt on the show another would you
rather from that same weird dude as yesterday?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Okay, would you say this one's weirder, more normal.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I don't actually remember what it was, so it'd be
a surprise to me too when we play out. It
was good. I did my research. I found this a
bitter one cool.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
I'm going to get a quick three minutes during this song.
Plaz cland Clints, have you nip in here because you.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Can't you can't work the uber eats app because he's
never used this annoying thing on the fricking planet.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
God, it's so frustrating when something just isn't super easy.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, thank you, thank you. We're so people find it
not frustrating that people find that app frustrating a little bit. Yeah,
where's the coffee that I put on my order? Where
is it? I know I sound like a boomer right now.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's within the combo that you ordered.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Can I just talk to somebody? Please? Can I just
talk to a manager?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
That's what a freaking combo is. It comes with a drink.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
This is the very much treaty versus lady.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Let's press on with something that is relatively easy most days,
is trading versus lady. You can win fifty dollars cash.
The trade's have won twenty four times this year. The
ladies have won thirty one.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
It's a good lead for the ladies, and we'll go
to them. First.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Lady is in Canterbury. She's twenty two and she just
finished milking the cows. Welcome to the show, Jasmine. Gooday, Jasmine, bye.

Speaker 10 (04:10):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
How many cows you milked this morning? Jasmine?

Speaker 7 (04:14):
About a thousand?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
A thousand and you'll do it? Will you do one
thousand more this afternoon?

Speaker 11 (04:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Not on this afternoon?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Yeah, obviously, because you're milking super early. Do you just
squirt a little bit of milk into your tea or coffee?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh gosh no, no, this to be homogenized. Bri oh ye,
I would never do that either, Jasmine.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Dairy farmer, you're taking on our trading from christ Church.
He's thirty three and he's a massive Wars fan. Welcome
to the show, Andy, Andy after Ware. This is rugbyllo
huge weekend for US Wars fans, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Andy? Did you know we haven't been in the storm
since twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Why are you bringing that up? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, excuse me.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
They're coming off a massive li the Panthers.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Yes, you.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
The negativity though, we need to talk about the positives free.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
We said up the Wars. Andy, your buzzer as Trady, Jasmine,
your buzzer as lady. First of three correct answers gets
fifty dollars cash this morning thanks to KATEFC.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Best of luck to everyone.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Question number one, a movie starring Anne Hathaway, Meryl Streep,
Emily Blunt and Stanley Tucci.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Is a is about to return for a sequel. What's
the name of that movie? Lady, Yes, Jasmine, it is
The Devil Wears Prata two.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Devilwez Prata two on the way.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Well done one to the ladies.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Question number two, how many states make up the United
States of America and Andy, we know Jasmine.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Fifty, it is fifty.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I always, for some reason in my brain have it
as fifty two.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, I had so odd number two, but I did
double google double check that it is fifty.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Two to the ladies.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You need this one.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Andy to stay in at question number three, buzz in
when you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Right here?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yes, andyct Andy.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Well done, you're on the board. We move on to
question number four. Jason Derulo is coming back to New Zealand.
We have free tickets at eight a m. Name of
Jason Derulo's song Trady Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Andy, wiggle Yeah, I thought I loved that song.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Banger.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Two to the trades. Two to the ladies. We are
in a tie break in the fifth here it goes,
this is for the win. Where on the body would
you wear a cravat Trady? Andy for the wind?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
No, not Hid, Jasmine. I know it's okay.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
We can move on to question number six.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Around your neck, it's a Knicks calf. It's the it's
a Nicker chief.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
No heads, It doesn't go heads and heads and neck
and knees and toes.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Some people's Hid and Nick morph together. But that's not
what we're looking for.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
One driver's all right. We move on to question number six.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Was William Shakespeare born in the sixteenth, seventeenth or eighteenth century?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Andy seventeenth, No, Jasmine on the eighteenth?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
No, sixteenth century? Is what we Andy? There was only
one answer, but I appreciate you try. And we move
on to question number seven. This is still for the win.
What type of factory did the Willie On Good Team run?

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Trady?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yes, Andy, just to confectory Shocky though you see cookie
for a second and I was like, you idiots, what
a game? Dan the weekend? That was a tough game, Jasmine,
great work, you almost got it done.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
No jazz. Can we find jazz? Something for Friday producers?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
We'll find jazz and chicken dollars?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, chicken dollars and Andy, we got fifty bucks cash
coming your way in a trading versus lady victory.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, I'm going to go buy a cravat.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Fifty done and plays Briankland the same.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Yesterday we bought you a would you rather? Which I
think was good and then we've got a good answer
out of it too.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
It was would you rather the LMFAO was the biggest
band in the world, and every band sounded like LMFAO
or Geese were in charge.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
We chose lf we chose. People reminded me at first
that was pro Geese.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I said to you.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
I was like, we've already lived through a time when
LMFAO was the biggest band of the world.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And I think I underestimated how main Geese are. So
oh Geese is scary. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, So should
we do another one? Yeah, we did such a good
job yesterday. Do you think we should Can I try
and do it? But Mosey yeah too, Mossy Yeah, yeah, Okay,

(09:33):
here today's would you rather?

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Would you rather be the best piano player in the world?
But your hands are always really sticky, so any piano
you play, you get it all sticky and gross, and
if you ever shake someone's hand, they're like, oh gross,
hands all sticky and you can't wear gloves to cover it.
Or you have found the ability to teleport, but the

(09:56):
only way that you can do it is by going
number two in your pants, and you can't be holding
anything when you teleport, so wherever you arrived, you you
have to basically flavoring pants.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
He's good, he's good. This one's an easy one for me. Yeah,
I'm teleportant, baby me too.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Oh, it's not even a question. I'm poopoo and in
my pants and I'm teleporting.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
What was the benefit of the sticky hands? There was
no benefit was you're an amazing You're an amazing penist.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
That's right, Yeah, which is poopo in my pants?

Speaker 4 (10:37):
But I freaking teleported. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, so you can go to Morocco, but you arrived
there with po and your pe I probably would put
my pants and Morocco anyway. It's very fair point. Yeah,
it's a very fair point, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
So may as well not catch us super long flight.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
We're on holiday at the end of this show. You could,
once you're done, just pack your things up and just go.
All right, see you guys nicks in a week and
all of a sudden you're m FIGI I.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Did it poo in my pants and I be either Yeah,
just the tailor port.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Here and no, just to speak to our penists. Yeah,
like I mean, I just I have someone who's really
good at piano. I know they're intelligent for sure. I
have a real thing about my hands.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Though I made a sticky hand.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
No, but not even sticky, just being unclean. So imagine
them sticky. I imagine how inconvenient that would be, you know,
like just in every day, like you use your hands
for everything, Like, imagine everything you touch is sticky.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think we're in We agree, Claudia.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
I want to take out the benefits here. Would you
rather just the sticky hands or just your pants?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Sticky hands? Wait, sticky hands?

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
So do I always have a poo in my pants?
Just right now? Would you rather have sticky hands or
poo in your pants?

Speaker 4 (12:08):
But not forever?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Not forever?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Right, sticky sticky hands, but down the upside is so
much better able to teleport piano, So they're not even.
But here's my question. So let's take out the good things.
So sticky hands or poopoo in pants? Right, it happens,

(12:32):
that's not that hard.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
It happens once a week. You don't know when it's
gonna happen. Who is big the pants? Please?

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Also, the sticky hands one, you have sticky hands all
the time and you're good at piano. The teleport one
you only have to deal with the number two in
the pants when you want to teleport.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
And then you teleport to a pants store in that country, and.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
You could no, no, no one, no no one likes
to work around. And the workaround you teleport to a
poop store.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Oh so nobody wants to know.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Because tolet pens store just because it's.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
A pants they want a poop poo pants person. When
have you ever seen teleport to a shower? Just a
pants store that doesn't exist general pants?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Come on, Brie, just break.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
All they sell is jeans, Bree.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Just.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Clint covering breakfast.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
We're just doing the very deep would you rather? Which was?

Speaker 5 (13:41):
If you missed it, I sh'll just play it for
you again, just quickly. Just I guess you missed it
because it's quite philosophical. I think it's a good way
to start your day too, to get your brain moving
in that way and sort of confront your own priorities.

Speaker 7 (13:52):
So just quickly, would you rather? Be the best piano
player in the world? But your hands are always really sticky,
So any piano you play, you get it all sticky
and gross, And if you ever check someone's hand, they're like,
oh gross, hands are sticky. You can't wear gloves to
cover it. Or you have found the ability to teleport.

(14:14):
But the only way that you can do it is
by going number two in your pants. And you can't
be holding anything when you teleport, so wherever you arrive
to you have to basically find new pants.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
So important question. Lenn has messaged them, and Lenna's taking
this very seriously. She said, guys, what if to play
the piano really well, you head to shit in your
pants and to teleport, you got really sticky hands for
your whole life.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I'm still teleporting.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I'm teleporting more. Yeah, that makes teleporting more appealing.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, the sticky.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
Hands thing will be an issue, especially when you want
to be intimate with your partners.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
The playing of the piano. Yes, the playing the piano,
that's not it's.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Not upside enough. Although you are the best piano player
in the world. Who is the best piano player in
the world.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
We don't know. See, that's the thing we don't know. Yeah, exactly. Also,
penis is the correct word for piano player. What do
you call me? Penist?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
CDMs Bree and Clinton.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Podcast Big penist.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Who likes have a little car st when they get
home in the driveway, sometimes in the work car park too.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
You get somewhere and you're just not quite ready to
get out of the car. Is that relatable to you guys, Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Usually I've got a little sninky shack with me.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh okay, yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
And so you're hiding that, not hiding it per se,
but just you know his secret eating again nah right?
Sometimes you know how they say, if you like hide
you're drinking from your partner, it means you've got a problem.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Is the same truth of food? Yes, it is a
like if you have if you have a if you
have a McDonald's or something on the way hard. I'm
not in denial about it.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
If you put your food wrapper in the wheely bin
outside so they don't see it, and you tuck it
under some other rubbish, that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Are you talking about anyway? This is the psychology of
car sets.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I read a piece by a psychologist who said that
it's first of all, it's super common.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
You're not alone if you like a car set.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
I think we know that loads of people just sit
in their car before they go inside after arriving somewhere,
and psychologists say that your car in that moment is
acting as a transition zone.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
It's a buffer between two parts of your day.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
And also part of the reason that you like it,
that you might realize and you might not, is because
your car is one of the only spaces that you
have where you've got total control. There are no people around,
there are no demands on you. It's your music if
you want it. You even control the temperature inside your
car and what it smells like.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
It's like our own personal spaceship.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
It is.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
I don't even think you've got that much control in
the toilet, which would be the other place.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh I I don't, Yeah, have no control in there.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Don't know the benefits of having a little carset, Yep,
they said it is. It is definitely what you think
it is. It's a mini reset. It helps your body
to decompress. It helps you process the day so far
or the day that's coming up. If you're doing a
morning car sets great, and it mentally prepares you for

(17:41):
what you're about to do next. It can be like
it can make you a better person going into that
next thing.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Yeah, even a few minutes of carsets can reduce stress,
improve mood, and boost your focus. But there's a catch,
and this is the bit that would catch us all out.
It doesn't count if you are on your phone. If
you're having a car set and you're on your phone
and you're doom scrolling Claudius furious at that in the car.

(18:07):
It doesn't happen, but it actually makes it worse. Yeah, really,
because you're not doing you're not doing any of the things.
You're not being present in the car. You're not sitting
with your thoughts. Courtney's feeling your feelings, you're just masking
them with social media.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Courtney's ticks through from the car. I got this, says,
this is me right now. Just got home from the
gym and I have to go inside and deal with
three kids.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yes, yes, and that's a real thing. You're not ready yet, Courtney,
give it a minute.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
What does it mean if I sit in my car
and cry?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
They haven't covered that, but I actually think that's probably good.
I cry, Yeah, and it's contained.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
You can leave that cry in the car, and then
you go straight to the shower for a shower. I
always forget how much you guys cry. I genuinely forget.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, you were shocked when you learned that. What was
it I cry about?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Once? A fortnight.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
Ella was once a week, once every three weeks, yeah,
fortnite to three weeks, and Claudia was most.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Days, most days, and I was bi annually. My wife
is not a big crier. She cries like a normal
human being.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Maybe she just doesn't want to cry around you.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Maybe she doesn't. Maybe she doesn't in the cast. Maybe
it's always about you, so you never see her cry.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
But I don't know how to process it. So she'll
cry and then I'll be like, Okay, we've got to
fixt us. And she said to me one time, she goes, no,
I just need to have this cry.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
We framed it for me. It changed.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I think I would pick anyone else to be around
to cry other than you, my wife.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
If someone's crying, Clint can't look you.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
At the O God, no, you are good.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
So if you guys can please do it in the
car and leave it there, that'll be great for England
Green Clint filling in for Flitchbode and Haleiot's home for
the team The.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Tea Live from LA with Dean McCartney.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Nicki Glazer, what did you call her before? The hottest
roaster in the game? She does all the celebrity roasts.
I just realized also that Nicki Glazer, she's the hottest
roaster in the game.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, that's what you said.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
No Glazer like she'd be glazing the roast like.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
A glazed ham. Yeah, oh I got you now, I
thought you were having a stroke.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Dean's here to tell us about Nikki Glazer's that could
be happening as well.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Relationship confession. Good morning Deans, Dean, Good morning guys.

Speaker 11 (20:51):
She's gone on the one of the most talking about
podcasts in the world. She went on Call Her Jaddy
with the host Alex Cooper, and you know, Alex Cooper
has his way of di arming people and really gets
them to open up.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Stopped it.

Speaker 11 (21:00):
Maybe they shouldn't have, Maybe they should Nicky Glaize, he Glazier.
She actually confessed that her relationship.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Is like this.

Speaker 11 (21:07):
She basically said, I'm going to try and keep this
as CGS possible. Her partner can go and do could
go and do whatever. You woman out in the world,
you know what I'm saying with other adults, and she'd
be good basically what she's getting at. She's like, I'm
cool with all of this. She said, she has a
very unique, and she calls it modern take on relationship

(21:29):
and then a lot of people wouldn't understand how she
sees it, but she's like, yeah, no, if like that's
the urges go, do you think come back? Her and
her boyfriend have actually broken up four times in the
past and they've always come back together. But it's really funny.
You got to watch the full interview.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Like she keeps it very real, very real.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
She is talking about an open relationship, is what she's
talking about. Yeah, yeah, it's so la, isn't now she's
from out they live in La.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
It's very la.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
As does the clip of her on the podcast, he Accord. Okay,
here's a little bit of Nikki Glazier talking about it
on call.

Speaker 10 (22:04):
He daddy, the guy has a sexual connection with the
girl and like he was to use protection And I
literally wouldn't care if my husband did that.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
I don't know why if he were to like watch
the wire with her or she prosser puzzles or like
test up like send memes and stuff, I would be like,
that's our thing. Like emotional cheating would hurt me, but
like physical I'm just like outside of a relationship it's
just kind of transactional.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
God, she's funny. She's so good. I like the phrasing
she used. Dean, she said, I like my dog off
the leash.

Speaker 11 (22:35):
Yeah, about me at the top of this story, trying
to be as page careful as possible, and she's out there.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yeah, my favorite thing is listening to Dean McCarthy. Try bpig.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Also also talk about this like it's a foreign concept.
Deane's like, Deans, I did not know it was possible
to be intimate with multiple people. But it's like it's
such a modern take on dating.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Our perfect, our perfect Catholic schoolboy. Dean McCarthy, these are
all foreign concepts to him. Yeap, Yeah, he's going to
go google some of these things after.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
No, he's not. That's how good he is.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
True.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, definitely don't do it on the work Wi Fi
bag after this.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
There are three things I believe that have divided us
as phone users, sharing of charges, which we solved.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's done. And once everybody upgrade USB C USB C
now you yep, yep. So slowly but.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
Surely, as everybody gets newer and newer phones, we will
all have the same charger. So that's good. We can
share charges excellent green text that divides us. Apple users
don't like texting us Samsung people because it comes up
and we can't receive the videos that you send us

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on text.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's a dead giveaway, even when you're not in the
same room as someone, because you automatically know.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
You're like, oh, they're on a Samsung Yeah you know yeah,
And I feel like that's not fair. Why can't we
all just be on the same way?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Does it matter? An air drop? That was the other one.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
The air drop is quite a big one. Yet well
I have big news one please be adropped. One of
those three things is no longer a problem. Samsung now
has air drop that is huge from the new versions.
So the S twenty six and up they have now

(24:41):
enabled it, and both parties have enabled it. So everybody's
come to the table here and I wonder how much
we can now air drop each other? Money had to
be exchanged, I know, right, and who who poshed for what?

Speaker 3 (24:53):
And it's a good call.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Though.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
You need to enable it.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
iPhone users don't use you do anything. Samsung uses need
to enable it. You need to go just really quickly
settings Connected Devices quick Share, and you have to turn
on Share with Apple devices.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
And then and then it's done. It's done for good.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
The only other catch that I've found is even if
someone's in your contacts and you've enabled Share with contacts,
you still have you both have to enable share with
everyone the Samsung.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
To show you've lost me ages ago.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's pretty simple once you turn it on, It's pretty simple.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Okay, all I heard was air drop now available from
Samsung to iPhone.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
That's all I need to know. So air drop me.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
I've been waiting for this. I've been waiting for this
day for so long. Okay, everybody ear dropped me, Ela,
air drop me something.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Okay, ear drop me. I want to receive an ear drop.
Hold on, so look for me in there. Okay, hold on,
just got to air drop. Can you see me?

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Hold on? I don't have to do anything A.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't think so. Can you guys see me and
my ca Okay, make sure I make sure it's everyone.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, we're too far away.

Speaker 7 (26:04):
It is.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
It is on everyone.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Ye oh god, I've got Clinton's that's your MacBook.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
No, I don't shy mac book.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
No, no phone from Clint coming up.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Without sharing?

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Someone said, wow, guys listening to you air drop each
other's stuff is high level?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Who can share with me?

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Dropping each other?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, you drop me? Look for me? You declined it? No,
I just accepted one. Except oh my god, they're coming
in thick and fast. It's been ten years since I've
received an air drop, and they're coming in thick and fast.
Why aren't you accepting mine?

Speaker 9 (26:45):
Was that your first air drop?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
You could have been well? Mine keeps declining one, busy
receiving one. Someone sent me a biggie, I can do
two at once.

Speaker 8 (26:54):
Can you.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Size?

Speaker 10 (26:59):
Or?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Elie sent me a picture of a cat. That's cute.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Okay, my turn sent me a ear drop, Gay claud Herding.
The fingers are those yours?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh my god, Bree, just quickly, what was it?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I feel they're not mine? That's way better.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Have you heard of the good seat theory?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Vaguely? It rings a bell. It's about giving your partner
the best seat right exactly for yourself.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
There's more research that's going into the good seat theory.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Where you know when you.

Speaker 6 (27:53):
Walk into a restaurant or a cafe, and a lot
of the time there's seats that are the comfy seats,
the cushy seats that are up against the wall or
they're in the window, and then you've got your regular
or old chair on the other side. And the theory
is is that if your partner offers you the good seat,

(28:13):
at least offers you the good seat or wants you
to sit in the good seat, then that's a good
sign for the relationship.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Differently, it's the chivalrous thing to do too, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yes, yes, I.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
This is something that really came into one of my
relationships that ended up breaking down. When I first moved
to New Zealand. I was dating that person person and
one of the biggest things and this is before these
kind of stories came out, But something I always used
to notice is I never was offered the good seat ever.

(28:47):
I always offered the good seat, like I always offered
the good seat to them, but the good seat was never.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Offered to me.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Interesting, and it really bothered me. Not that I would
wanted to hate the good seat all the time, but
just to have your partner have you Ina, And where
do you think that came the thoughts?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Why do you think that was they just weren't thinking
about you? Because I think they were a bit resentful
of you.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
I think it wasn't the right person for me. Yeah,
like it was more about them yeaheah, Like I didn't
enter the their thought process.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Does your fiance offer you the good seat always? But
then you're offering your fiance the good seat?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, so it's fifty to fifty sit on each other's lap, Okay,
calm down, sit side by side, side saddle on the
one seat of table. Yeah yeah, yeah, we both go
side saddle on the good seat.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Go front saddle. You just straddle them and they have
to eat their meal around you both.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
The waitress comes over and she's like, one of you
guys has to sit in the bad seat.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Hey, we've had some complaints. Can you guys not streddle
each other.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
In the how the people uncomfortable? Do you think there's
any like truth to the good seat theory.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
I think it's I think it's symptomatic. I think the
good seat theory is kind of just everywhere, right, you
want your partner to think about you and decisions, and
it's not necessarily at a cafe or a seat on
an aeroplane thing.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
It's just an everyday life, right.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
I also think, yeah, you can see if your partner
wants to give you the good looking dinner.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
The good looking dinner is a really good but I
was going to see the biggest slice of pizza that
but yeah, but it's everywhere.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Hey yeah, producers, would you say that you have had
this happen in past relationships?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
I'm always the bad seat person, are you good time?

Speaker 3 (30:36):
And it's half because the bad seat?

Speaker 9 (30:39):
Yeah, it's half that. I'm like, you take the good
seat because I feel nice giving it to someone else,
but as like, you're right, you'd never get off.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
At it in return. But here's the thing. You are single, yes, right,
and so you can set wherever you want. No, no
what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (30:53):
Maybe those maybe those relationships weren't right and this was
the warning signer.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
No, let's be honest. Claudia single, they'll sit he at
the bar? Yeah, saving the tables for the couple.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
You can't have a seat for more than one person.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Can we set you up at the bar?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Right at the bar, they're making cocktails in front of you,
So it's kind of like dinner and a show.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
The z In podcast, there's a trend that's taking off
online where people are sharing that they're getting the chicken.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Ix, chicken eggs, chicken ecks.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
You know where you get ix over chicken?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
It never happened chicken eck.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
No, this like hits me right in the sweet spot
because I am someone who has been a long time
sufferer of the chicken eck.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Food chicken or animal chicken food food like.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
When you're eating it, okay, chickens animal kind also scare me.
But the chicken ecks, Like I can't eat chicken off
the bone.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I can't eat. Well, I can, but it's certain certain
stuff answers I really struggle to eat, like chicken thigh,
like anything where the chicken is a different color other
than white when it's cooked, like if I see color
in it.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
So you purely are breast woman, I purely like the breast.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
I've always said this about myself. Breast is best, is
what I say.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
I did not know this about you, and I didn't
know there was chicken egg Yeah. I like chicken as
chicken as chicken.

Speaker 6 (32:27):
So my fiance she would be like, oh my god,
she knows this about me, because obviously when she's cooking
for us, there's certain things where she's like, bree, won't
eat that, right.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
And sometimes it's worse than others.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Like sometimes I don't have the chicken ek bad and
I'm kind of like, oh, it's fine, doesn't need it.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Because I'm pretty ecked out by raw chicken. Does it
extend to raw chicken?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
It's just what Like it's in terms of like eating it, right, Okay? Like,
and if I eat a piece of chicken and for
some reason it tastes a little bit strange or the
texture is off, the texture is a big thing. I'm like,
chicken eck.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Luisa's six and I only eat chicken breast. Yeah right, okay, yeah,
chicken eck.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
And apparently lots of people online are now talking about it,
and it made me think about other things because obviously.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
We all know the human eck when you get the
eck with a person.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
And it's an unexplained phenomenon, isn't it When you get
the eck about someone you're dating, or it can be
a friend.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
It can come on really fast too, and you.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Don't really know why, but there's no turning back. You
get that over other things that aren't human related.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Quite often, you'll get it with food. I was thinking
about what my non human X with. Yeah, what are
your minor food so mine obviously ripe fruit. It's more
of a phobia than an ECKX. Me out and I
will get from time to time with egg eck so
and that's when I eat too many eggs.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
The egg X is another super common one.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I've been trying to eat a high protein diet recently.
I feel the easiest way, I feel like it is
to just have heaps of eggs totally.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
But I reckon. My max number of eggs I can
do a day is four. The fifth egg in the day.
Oh my god. I started to think about where it
came from, what it actually is.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
You know what gives me because I more way more
common with the chicken eggs, But I have got the
egg X from time to time, you know, and gives
it to me, you know when Like I love a
runny yoke, give me a runny yoke any day.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
But the runny wipe bit.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh yeah, they leave a little bit of snot texture
on you like that can give me the egg X.
Bad you guys running any non human X out there.

Speaker 9 (34:39):
Yeah, I've got another food one halfway through a bowl
of porridge.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Yeah I know this one. Yeah, all of a sudden,
you like, what am I eating this stodgy or.

Speaker 9 (34:47):
Even a yoga bowl.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Halfway through You're like, no, the texture.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I had enough. You know what gives me the eggs
as well, old milk eggs. You're pudding the same texture.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
Yeah, I can't have that, but it's.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Not the same.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
It's not the same as the chicken eggs or the
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, these are all food ones.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
We're keen to hear your food ones. We're also keen
to hear your non non human non food x Yeah, yeah,
I got one. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
I hate chicken feet, like looking at them, I feel
like they freaked me out looking at chicken feet.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah, it's quite universe, really, Just chicken's feet are with
the seagulls.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
No, I don't like. I don't like feat seagulls foot.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
It's awful looking at them, and that the way they
move and the way they toes are too long.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yeah, all right, save space sex nine hundred dollars to him.
What's your non human eck? Someone just texted and said, guys,
chicken mince yuck.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Yeah, I don't know what it is, but I'm like,
I don't trust it pork mince yep, beef mince yep,
land mince. Give it to me chicken mince.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Yeah, Brillon Clint in the morning.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
We're talking about non human X this morning. Breeze just
discussed chicken eck. It's connect with a lot of people.
Someone sticks and Brand said, Bri, I hate to tell you,
but chickenck is ADHD and autism traits. I'm exactly the same.
I cannot eat chicken off the bone. Girl, we got
the tism.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yeah, no girl. Gebby's here morning, Gebby, Morning, Gabby.

Speaker 11 (36:24):
Morning guys.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
What's your non human ick? Gebbi.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Croc crocks, any particular types or just crocs.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
In any crocs, they should never be worn in public.
They're the most terrific things in the world. Listen to
how hard it is for Gebby just to say the
word crops.

Speaker 11 (36:44):
I know.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Don't go to any school anytime soon, Gebby. It's all
kids wear these days as crocs.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Thank god my kids are teenagers. Now, what do any
bully our own kids out of crops?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Not for you kids?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
What are your thoughts on the gibbets they put in them?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, so you're a turds, it's all right, But if
you're an adult.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
What about a grown man who says, oh, I want
to get some card gibbets to put in my crops.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
He shouldn't even have crops.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
He's a grown man. To Gebby, the gibbets are just
lipstick on a peg. You know, what are you? What
are you doing?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Thanks, Gibby, Gebbie Gibby, Linnets, here's what's.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Your non human? Ecklanet tea bags and people that put
the tea bag in the good one?

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Linnette, I feel like I feel like I have this
trauma from growing up in my family home because my
mum will leave tea bags in the sink this day.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
There's so much worse when they're cold too. We asked you,
what is your non human there's some really good ones
coming in. Someone said, ripping paper.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Someone else said, if I sit on a seat in
public and it's already warm.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
That's such a good one as well. This is someone
else's butt heat.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
I'll take that one upper level. You sit on a
toilet seat and.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
It's warm, My eck is goldfish with googly eyes.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
That's an interesting one. Someone else said, Tesla's with regio
plates about gas.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Especially now following some d bag to work with an
in nought gas go away, Shut up, non human X.
If someone else is brushing their teeth.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Hate hate hate hate hate.

Speaker 6 (38:35):
Oh what about the feeling of velvet fabric gives me
the same feeling as nails on a blackboard.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Now you guys have me gagging in the car talking
about eggs snot. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Sorry, that's the last bit of egg white that doesn't
cook on a Friday. Egg eggsnot is the worst frosted glass.
I would rather die from dehydration than drink water from
a frosted glass. Just thinking about it makes me feel
physically ill. You know what it is.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
It's it's the feeling and the texture of frosted glass
given coming in.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's z it ms brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
We're just putting together the definitive list of non human
based X.

Speaker 7 (39:15):
God.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
There's some good ones coming through on the text machine, some.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Very niche ones which we always appreciate, like that toast one.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
No, that's not niche, niche. I share that one, and
I believe the people will share it.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
I understand it. I thought it was super niche that
it was.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
It doesn't give you the eck.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
The non humanick was the condensation left under a piece
of fresh toast on the plate.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I call it bread sweat.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yep, gives me the ick, bad bread sweat.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Someone said, putting non food or drink products in your mouth.
I get that. I get that. Yeah, no, bre no bre,
what don't make that gesture in the workplace?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Didn't do it is?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Someone said, microfiber, A lot of microfiber. Actually, someone said
non human and based ex of Vaughan's burken stops. Can
I just can I just speak frankly while he's not here?
It gives all of us the egg?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Is it? Is it speaking out of turn?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Ladies?

Speaker 4 (40:10):
There's three ladies out there. Leaders, leaders, leaders, It's quite
I believe difficult for a man to pull off birkenstocks.

Speaker 8 (40:20):
Yeah, I've seen it being done. And he is one
like got a cool vibe, two socks and birks.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
You know who did do it?

Speaker 4 (40:31):
The man who did do it.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Jesus, Jesus, that's right, Jesus vibe with the beard. And
Jesus didn't have a beard, did he. He did a
man Jesus had long hair and a beard and birkenstocks.
That was one of his core tenants, a non human X.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Someone said, cotton buds, especially pulling the cotton, but apart
the cotton balls, cotton balls a weird noise. Yeah, eating
stone fruit, but your teeth scrape across the pit.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Oh, that's awful feeling, that is. Someone said, guys sucking
on a lollipop.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
Guys sucking on a lollipop. Oh right, that's bordering on
a human eck. Oh, Georgia thinks that's hot. Georgia thinks
men sucking a the lillipop is hot.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Georgia also loves a birkenstock on a man does, and she.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Loves a mustache and a mullet. Your dreamman is a
very interesting Your.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Dreamman sounds like you're talking about Shannon Nole.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
She doesn't know who that is. She's gonna go she's
gonna google him. Wait, let's see, it's Matt Corby. It's Corby,
isn't it. Yeah? Google.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I think George is more Bogan though than Matt Corby.
You know she would match better with that. Oh on,
she's googling Shannon Nole.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
She said, no, my non human eck is other people's
hair in bathrooms or on foot my hair.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
That's like someone else said, beef sausages or mints when
it has those little tough balls of fat in it.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Oh, that's awful. That your eck, that's pretty yuck. Okay, yeah,
I don't like that either.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Someone said, also related with the chicken breasts, only.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Here you and me both The wooden stick from ice
creams gives me the mato. Yeah, the taste of the
wooden stack. Huh Yeah, what about this one? This one
is such a good one. I relate to this.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
It says, as a dairy farmer, my ick is putting
wet weather gear back on after being at home for
breakfast or lunch.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Is the worst to put, like wet clothes into wet
gum boots yuck.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah awful, yeah yeah yeah yeah. And wooden utensils. Yeah,
that's right up there with the wooden ice cream stacks,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
What would you rather? What would you rather?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Wooden like spoons, forks, knives or paper straws.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You can only get one or the other. I can
get rid of one. Yeah, I'd get rid of of
I get rid of the paper straws.

Speaker 6 (43:06):
Wait, as in, you'd want normal straws back. Yeah, I
think I'm with you. Yeah, and we'll just deal with
the wooden utensils.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry Turtles as.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
MS Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
It's fun doing the mornings because you get to do
the constant announcements. And we've got another constant announcement for
you guys at nine am this morning.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
God, how good is it having concert?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yes, it's very good.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
So we've had a heap of them, like the back
end of this year. Yeah, Like, if I look at
the back end, I'm like, way, the back end of
this sea, that is a good looking back in the
back end of this year. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Are we in the front end of this year currently, yes, But.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
If I'm looking at the back end, yeah, the back
end looks.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Really you're looking forward to the back end. You're preemptively
viewing the back end.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yes, yeah, right right, right right right here, looking forward, Yes,
at the back end.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
You've craned you nick around the year to have a
look at it. Damn, you're right, that is a nice
back end, Ladies and Gentleman. Brian Clan Friay Day.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Friday OKI is our signature karaoke segment that we do
every Friday Brion I go head to hid singing a
song that we both agree on and we get a
professional audio engineer to make us sound as good as
we can and it doesn't generally help.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
He does the best.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
With what he's given. You know, like you can.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
You can roll a turd and glitter, but it's still
a turd.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
He's like a master builder charged with building a dream
house out of clay.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
You know it's only going to be so good, it's
still going to be like a pile of turd.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
He doesn't blame his tools, he blames his materials.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Our subject for Friday Oki Today is also part of
that good looking back end, and he has quite a
good looking back end.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
It's Jason Derulo, you know what, and now.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
This week that he is coming back to New.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Zealand, so in Spark Arena and today as a special
treat if you vote in Friday, okie, you were in
the drawer for a free double pass to see Jason
Derula live.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
At Spark Arena.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Hell yeah, so we're about to play these am but
scared about want we want to want me? I'd just
say a very hard song to sing a lot of
false Why do we choose it you hear mine, then
you'll hear breeze, and then we want you to choose.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Okay, we do any I'm ready, let's do it all right,
here's luck best of bluck, here's my Jason Ruler. Everybody here,
we get it's doo to sleep.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
I got the sits on the phone, nothing on me,
and I can't take in.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
The lad's hundregrees. I got where are the keys because
I had leave yeah, in the back of the cab.
I tipped the jar ahead and give me the best.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I got your bit.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Oh my man, I would have been.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Oh, just the thought of you gets miss out.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
So you're the world molment. And if you want then girl,
you comment, No, I would do. I would do just to.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Get him next to you.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I'm I thought it had the essence of Jerula was
a skinny white guy. Thought I thought it was quite funny.
Good said this is not Clint song.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Guys, look, that is a fair comment.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
That's what I think. I was suitably impressed preempting it
was gonna.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Be a whole lot worse. But then I was pleasantly surprised, happy.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
For you, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (47:05):
You can't vote you, okay, no, because you haven't heard Breeze.
Bree could absolutely knock us out of the water.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Someone takes through. Clinton is better.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
You haven't heard Breeze yet.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
You haven't even heard it.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
But Clint's better. You could be. You could be right
here it goes. This is Breeze, Jason Deila. That's anything
you need to add. Nah, I'm excited to hear it.
With the song spect for Himself, good luck.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
To sleep.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I've got the sits on the floor, nothing on me,
and I can take no more twe hundreds degrees. I've
got my foot at the door wearing the keys.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Because I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, in the back of the cab.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I've tipped the drama.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Come in the best and I've got your body pull
my mind.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I want to bear.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh, just the thought of you gets miss.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
Girl.

Speaker 8 (48:06):
You're the one?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
What and if you want me?

Speaker 8 (48:12):
Girl?

Speaker 7 (48:12):
You garments?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
There's nothing else, No, just to get.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
A mess to you. Yeah, girl, Someone sings in and said,
just ask you for a friend. When do you two
return to the afternoon very soon?

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Okay, this is where we throw it over to you, guys,
We're looking for five people to call through on our
eight hundred dials it d give us some feedback and
pick the winner of Friday Oki.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
This morning, they are in the.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Draw for free Jason Derulo tickets, but you can also
text us your feedback on nine six nine s.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Sure can That will put you into the drawer to
win those Jason Derulo tickets as well nine six nine six.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
The phone votes are important though, those are the ones
that are going to decide it. Yes, so get on here,
have your say, score free.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Tickets, plays Bankland.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
Friday Okie Time, Friday Results Time, d Day, Bri. We
just took on a big task, big task Jason Derulos.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Want to want me? And you guys are charged with
picking the winner out.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Of this.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
And this girl you're the one, gotta say. Sam's done
a great job with us this week. He really has.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
He always does.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
He's the producer. He has worked some magic for Friday Oki.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Oh there's some good texts coming in, some brutal ones
as well.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
So I said, sounds like the guy from Sciss Sisters
and Michael Jackson, but not in a good way.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Can I just Jason Derulo in that song does a
lot of falsettop.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
He does, and we were obviously trying to mimic emulate
Ja cos version, but it didn't come out.

Speaker 7 (50:03):
Do that on.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Stage and do backflips at the same time.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
He's the man that can do it all.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Let's get our votes on Storms here, Morning Storm, Storm.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Storm.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Who have we gone to?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Oh yeah, we have gone to Schevarn. Hey, guys, what
did you think about Friday? Ok Chevorn?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
I think that b It sounded like you hit your
eyes geeze shut the whole time you're singing, trying to
hit those notes.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
I think I did because I was trying to get
away from the embarrassment.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Yeah, yeah, I envisioned it full. I watched you sing
that in my head.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
And then Clint, you just sound like the fun drunk uncle.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
At a karaoke that like just won't give up the mic.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, okay, clinch because you sounded fun of Brie.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
I was clinching the whole time.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
That's that was pre Yeah, thanks Shavane, We appreciate it.
Let's go to Storm now, Morning storm, My storm, Hi,
good morning. What's it was a very close one.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
They're both hard to listen to this.

Speaker 11 (51:10):
I'm going to say Clint a little harder just for
some of the notes hurt the ears.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
So my boat goes to breathe.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Thank you, storm Yours was a little less painful, and
I will take that nice storm Store. You're in the
draw for the Jason Rollo tickets. Amelia's here. Good morning, Amelia, Hi,
Amelia morning, Hello, Happy Friday. What do you think about
our Jason Deulo Friday?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Okis you definitely nailed it?

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Clint you Yeah, you captured Jason's.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Wow, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Compliment, Amelia.
You were in the draw for free Jason Derolo. Thank
you so much. Let's go to tomorrow hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
In Hi, Tomara, Hello, what were your thoughts on our
Jason d rulers this morning? Like others painful to listen to.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Give you a laugh, Yes, it was good, It was good.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I found Clint's course a little hard to listen to,
but that's where I think re took it. Thank you, Tamar.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
You kept me in it, just taking us to tie break.
It all comes down to Ellie. Hi, Ellie, Hi, Ellie morning.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Oh my god, you're so powerful right now?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Ellie, Oh, I agree with that. Tis asking when you're
going back to afternoons, because it's quite hard to listen
to that so early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, we understand. That's fair.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
That's fair, and I feel sorry for Dan having to
listen to it repeatedly.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Look, he's got the worst job at the station. Worst
job station, Ellie.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Ellie, who are you going to vote for?

Speaker 7 (52:42):
So tough?

Speaker 10 (52:43):
So tough?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I'm sorry, Clint.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
I think Brie was like marginally bitter.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Oh my god, oh my god. I genuinely thought I
had it this week, but no.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
You're the one.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I'll get in there, Ellie, come from behind victory.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Oh you're well.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
I don't know if I should be saying that, Yeah
you're well, you're well, because I didn't say you were good.
You were just I've seen problem and you well. Thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
We will draw the winners of those Jason Derulo tickets
before nine o'clocks off. You're keen, you can still text
in your thoughts to nine Sex, nine sex and we'll
get that sorted soon.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yes, well done, Brie CDMs Bri and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Birthday, bang Are.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
You've never heard this before?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Where have you been with Have you been?

Speaker 6 (53:33):
Every afternoon on our show at five point thirty, you
call us tell us your birthday, We calculate and figure
out what was the number one song when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Then we play our favorite one out of the three BIG's.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Going first Heavy Friday morning, beck I, Beck, Hi.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
What are you up to for your weekend?

Speaker 8 (53:52):
Beck?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Well?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Living birthday celebrations for my mum this weeking How's.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
It's a big, big one. Are you doing?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
You're getting a.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Yeah? Are you getting a stripper? Good question? B for
the seventies.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
I haven't got one plan, but you never, just know, always.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Give it a surprise. I like what you're doing.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Their big surprise, you know, imagine your mom.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
She would be surprised, should be too stress, should be
too stressed if she knew a stripper was coming.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
Yeah, I don't want to stress her out, but just
kind of yet spring it on her, don't play, don't
spring it on it.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
That's all. No big Let's do your birthday bag and
what's your day of birth? The twelfth of the match nineteen?
All right, beck?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
That means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety six and
on your sixteenth birthday. This was number one, great song
for a stripper to dance too.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
It's got that vibe. Yeah, j you went too a bank.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah one be I feel like I need two or
three or four or five guinnus first, but it'll go
good in the morning too.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It was gone. I feel like it's a good vibe.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Jennifer's here, Morning Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
By Jennifer Morning. Little couple of little little birdies by
the name of our producers told us that it's your
birthday today. It would be bloody birth birthday. Jan How
old are you turning?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 10 (55:33):
But twenty six?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
According to my mum, what would she know?

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Was she there was?

Speaker 5 (55:41):
It's not her birthday apparently, Jennifer. What is your So
we've got all the details. You twenty nine, which means
you were nineteen nine.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Nineteen ninety nine, which means, Jennifer, you were sixteen back
in twenty fifteen and on your sixteenth birthday. This was
number one.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Banger. Oh yeah, banger. This was one of the biggest
songs of twenty fifteen for me.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Huge major laser and move. Okay, we're all into it.
Gin the birthday girl. One more birthday banger for Erica
Morning Erica.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Morning, Morning, Morning. What are you up to for your weekend?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Erica?

Speaker 9 (56:23):
Four year old birthday party tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
God Birthday's galore?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Lovely, lovely? Anything special for the four year old's birthday party? Well,
it's not mine, so I think, yeah, well there'll.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Be cake and candy. So you're getting You're getting a stripper. Yeah, stripper.
I was gonna notice it's just my prom.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
It's just someone in a bluey costumes taking their head off.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
It's sixty outfit.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Erica.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
What's your day to birth?

Speaker 9 (56:51):
Nineteenth of March nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 6 (56:53):
Okay, Erica, that means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety
eight and on your sixteenth birthday, this had number one here.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Jiggy Wedder Jane because he's a good script Wedder.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
Way before he completely lost his mind. Will Smith and
getting Jiggy with it.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
You like it?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Probably more of an oasis then, okay? Oh yeah, good
to know.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
All right, we're going to choose between Will Smith, DJ
Snake and Major Laser or Oasis. Bearing in mind that
it's Jennifer's birthday today and it's a Friday morning.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
I think the lean On song is the vibe.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Do you.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Disagree with me getting.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Jiggy with it, Will Smith, that's my vote, which means
we go to Claudia.

Speaker 6 (57:41):
Claudia, Oh, the birthday factor really.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Does weigh in for me.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Take it out then, oh, okay, take it out.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Probably getting jiggy with it.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Les. I think you guys have made the right decision.
It's Friday Vibe for my decision, and we found the
right decision, and that's what makes us.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
A great team.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Erica, you're the winner. A birthday banger. Well done, quicker,
thank you too. You might ready set let's rolls.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Branklin.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
They said winter a birthday banger this morning for Erica.
Will Smith getting Jiggy with It number one in nineteen
ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Somewhere about so much textence. It's not the right decision.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
For once.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
We had two older generation bangers, and it's still the
lame younger song that wins.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
This is one of the older songs.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
This is one of the older ones.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Major Laser was the new song.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
This is ninety eight. Wonder War was ninety six, Major
Laser was twenty fifteet.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah. Someone else said Will Smith turned it on, and
I said, Burger boom Town.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
I think I think we made the right decision.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
It means Branklin, we were talking about you wouldn't believe it.
Petrol prices yesterday, fuel like only ones in the country.
It's the most boring conversation. It is so boring and weather,
but it's the only conversation that we're having at the moment. Well,
it's the thing that's taking most of our brain space,

(59:20):
you know.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Correct.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
And one of the things we were talking about, Clint,
was the difference of American fuel prices compared to New
Zealand and which something that came up was the fact
that Americans still sell fuel by the gallon.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yeah, so they look at the numbers on their board
and it says three or so dollars, and they look
at our board and it says three or so dollars,
and they're like, what's the big deal.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Yeah, it's the same.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
But a gallon is three point seven liters.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah, so it's very different. It's almost four times the
amount of what we're getting for the same price.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
What is a gallon?

Speaker 5 (59:56):
I don't even understand what a gallon is, because I
know what a liter is. It's a thousand mili, you know,
So that makes sense to me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
But what is a gallon?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Well, that's what we're here to discuss, as.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
A gallon made up of ounces.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
So the gallon originated from medievil, English and Roman systems
used to measure wine and ale by the gallon, initially
varying based on the substance and local custom before being standardized.
The US gallon ste stems from the eighteenth century Queen

(01:00:28):
Anne's wine gallon.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Right, so how they measured it must have been a malcohol.
It must have been a wine carrying vessel. Yeah, a
gallon and they knew that that was one gallon.

Speaker 7 (01:00:38):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
It made me think about other old measurements, some that
people still use today, which I always find so confusing. Yes,
you know, what is one that's very common that we
still use most of us is obviously the measurement.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Of by the foot in the inch in the inch
and then all. So when we weigh babies, oh pounds, Yeah,
why are we measuring the babies in the pounds but
we're measuring ourselves in kilos?

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Yeah, I don't know, because I'm very pro metric system.
But I don't want to hear how tall you are
in centimeters? Yes, I mean, I don't get it. You're like,
I'm one eight two am I?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Do you know where the measurement? What is that? Do
you know where the measurement of a foot came from?
So like five foot? No? So apparently originally it was
the length of a human foot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
I was going to say that, but I was like, no,
that'd be dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Which varied by region and era.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Obviously, like a foot is a human foot?

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Yeah, so like a Roman foot according to this was
twenty nine point six centimeters, So it's around.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Which is a ruler. That's what I like about a
foot measurement. I like, that's what I like about a foot.
I know how long it is because it's the length
of a school ruler. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
Do you want to hear some of the other old
measurement systems that they used to use. There was one
called the digit measuring by the digit, which is of
course the width of a finger, used in Roman and
Egyptian systems.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Freaky b is measuring themselves in digits?

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
How many digits? About four? What about the measurement of
a palm or a palm which is the width of
four fingers or roughly three inches? A span?

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
What's a span?

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
The distance from the tip of the thumb to the
little finger with an outstretched hand, typically about nine inches.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
I've seen builders use that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Oh yeah, the shukka.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
Yeah, it's about a span a salt spoon measurement.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Have we ever heard that used in early US cooking?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Are we still measuring horses and hands? We are? Yeah?
How many hands? Which is eighteen hands? Crazy? Yeah? How
tall is your horse?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Is?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
About fifteen hands?

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
You know what is an old measurement as well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Is a carrot for a diamond?

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Yeah, so it's derived from the carib seed used to
measure gemstones.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
And you know what gold? Gold?

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
You know what else is an old measurement? An acre? Oh? Yeah,
so originally defined as the amount of land that could
be plowed in one day by an ox team.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
That's where you got mate, that's where that's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Where an acre comes from. And then of course we've
got stone, gallon, et cetera.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
My dad still uses stone. He's like, I've put on
about a stone.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
There are some boomers that still use stone, and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
I'm like, Dad, get with the goddamn program. I have
no idea what a stone is, but I have just
googled it. It's like, how many kilos do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
A stone?

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Is?

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
I want to say it's like because a stone. I'm
assuming he's referring to us stone.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I reckon it's from from a stone. That's what
they that's where they derive a stone. I reckon six
kilos ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
By was it is right?

Speaker 5 (01:03:50):
Yeah, it's one hundred per A stone is six point
three kilos. There you go, So how many stone?

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I won't do you. They'd be rude. I'll do me.
That would be rude. What are my eighty eighty seven?
Oh no, that doesn't work. It's done the right.

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Why hold on?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
This says I'm five hundred and fifty kilos.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Kilos, I'll do myself.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
I am thirteen stone.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
I'm about twelve stone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Oh yeah, I've got stone on you. You've got one
stone on mete.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
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