ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th May 2026

• Bree doesn't know when her anniversary is. 
• Did your DIY save you heaps of money?
• What are Bree & Clint's weaknesses? 
• Was this an appropriate time for an 'Up The Wahs'?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapped it, so we're playing it at SIMS. Brian
Clint's the podcast SIDIMS Brian Clint, Thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to a brand new week
on The Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
How was everyone's weekends?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good? Lovely weekends, but a diy bit of Mumford and Sons.
Oh yeah, hair was the Munthford end the Sun's You know,
it's strange, such an interesting crowd, way older than I expected.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Will wait, wait, and.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I know they've been around since two thousand and nine,
but I'm talking like an elderly crowd, like a like
a sixty five plus crowd.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, my fiance's mum went to Mumfort and Sons.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Well, obviously I wasn't talking about her.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
She's sixty five plus.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
No, obviously she wasn't one of the elderly ones. She
doesn't look a day over fifty though. I saw her
there and I was like, are you too young to
be here?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Do you ask for her number?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
How was like, how do you? How very do you?
I've got standards? How was your weekend? It was good?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Do I y a lot of painting?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've realized on your body. I've got painting my body.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
So we bought a paint suit. You know, like there's
just those mesh.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Zip up suits. Have you got a few of those?
Do you usually wear them toastables? Get this?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
So I was like, oh, because the paint can go
through the suit, but it just, you know, kind of
protects you. And I was like, I don't really have
any clothes because I've given all those to the sallies
or my you know, clothes that I'm not wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
And so I was like, oh, well, I guess I'm
going bra and undies.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
So I'm in bra and undies and then I've put
this sea through white suits on.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You can make a lot of money painting like that. Hey,
if you are interested, let me know, get the lady
painters there.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh eight hundred bree paints in the mesh sea through suit.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh mesh. Now changed that changed fast? What did I say?
You never said it was mesh.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Sounds like a mesh see through.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh no, this is very claudiaa with me. She never
said it was mesh, right, I assumed I did you? Yeah,
Claudia always assumes. Hey, big one on.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
The show today, we've got a free devil pass to
Robbie Williams for you and your mum. It's our Mother's
Day gift from the Brian Clint Show to you. And
to win it, your mom has to answer the phone
at five point thirty.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
God, that's going to be such a good show and
what an amazing gift for mom for Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Takes the stress out of this weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Is it just Eden Park or is it christ Church
as well that people can choose or Christ j oh
my God, and you get a choice.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
You can get in early if you want, need to
text us your mom's name and phone number to nine
six nine six.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
This is not a fishing scam. I promise.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I came up with this and now I realize how
this looks, and let me just reiterate, but is it
is exactly how it looks.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
If your mom answers the phone at five point thirty,
you guys will get two free tickets and you won't
have to get her a Mother's Day gift because you
will have done you.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
But you are more likely to win if your mum
is single and ready to mingle.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, teach your mum's name, phone number and marital
status to nine six nine six and at five point
thirty she could be the mum that we're calling for
free Robby Williams tickets.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, and what would she like to do on her
first date? Just as a matter of interest.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, and what's her eye color and hair color and
what's her drink of choice? Trading verse lady.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
First, we're going to get into this scouse pretty steady
Trady's twenty nine Ladies thirty four.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Play Dams, Brian, England. This is the very much treaty
versus lady.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
You bet your ass.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
We keep score on Trady versus Lady and the current
score is twenty nine to the trades.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
The ladies in front.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I'm thirty four.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Our lady's in Queenston, she's twenty and she has whibbed toes.
Welcome to the show, Storm, gooday Storm.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
How many all of them are Webb.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Or just a couple?

Speaker 7 (04:12):
No?

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Just two on each foot?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Is that the same two on each foot?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
It is?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, fascinating.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Does it run in your family because I have cousins
and uncles where the gene was passed down from generation
to generation.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
Yeah, it is genetic or my siblings, my mum, so granddad.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So it's from your mom's side.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
It is yep, yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It taking on our trading from christ yesterday. She's thirty
eight and she is an ex painter now studying architecture.
Welcome to the show, Nikki.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Good Nikki, Hi mate. I've been doing painting all weekend.
You guys are so talented.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
I had to get a bloody stocking to fish out
all the big lumps in my paint.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Is that what you used to do? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yeah, no, literally, yeah, pretty much a stocking?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Oh a mother?

Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yeah yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Bloody, Nikki. Were you painting in your undies late Bree Watts?
But I wish I had seen that.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah, no, you really don't, Nicky. I look like a
chicken in an oven bag.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
And the string was too tight. Let's go with names
as buzzers today.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Storm Nikki used those, and the first person the three
Crrek dancers, can have the fifty dollars cash thanks to KFC.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Here we go best of like.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Question number one?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Which one of these people is co chairing the met
gala tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Is it Beyonce Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga Storm.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Lady Gaga.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
That's a great guess, No, Nikki beyond yeah, it is Beyonce,
along with Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams and Anna win Tour.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
All right, we move on.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
One to the trade's question number two, Marrana Grande's parents have,
what cultural background?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Give you a clue?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
The answers in Grande, nicky, nicky Italian, Italian.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
They are both Italiano.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Two to the trades.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
You need this one storm to stay in a question
number three, buzz in when you can tell me who
sings this song?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Storms in Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Well done, you're on the board.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
One to the ladies.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Two to the trades, Question number four, what do we
call the star that is closest.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
To earth.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Storm?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Storm, so it is the sun. Little bit of a
trick question, Well done. We're all tied up now. In
the fifth, this is for the wind. Name the big
purple dinosaur from.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
TV nik Nikki for the wind, funny dinosaur, bloody.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Solid game from both camps for a Monday Nikki. Well done.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
You get fifty dollars cash thanks to KFC. Yes on
you and you put a win in the trade's column,
not the lady's column.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I only called him because my son told me to.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It came on the radio.

Speaker 10 (07:24):
Mommy, mommy, what's his name's Alfy, Alfy Alfie.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Good on your alfie. Now you can split the fifty
bucks with mum. And good game.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Storm.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
You almost got there, mate. We appreciate it, unlucky Storm.
Thank you, sweet as.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
CDMs Brie and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
I was saying before that I've been doing lots of
painting over the weekend, a lot of.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Di ying in my household. There's a room, a small room.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
In my house where our dogs usually sleep, and it's
a room we haven't touched since moving into the house,
just because we didn't have any need to renovate it.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
And it's the dog room and it's the dog room,
so it's got all.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
It had all the old wallpaper in there or the
old electrical and then like this old nasty cupboard that
was like screwed into the wall.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
It was awful, and obviously with baby on the way,
I was like, where are we going to.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Put this thing? And then I was in a nasty
old cupboard.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, I was like, it's pretty small and can fit anywhere,
and can't it dark?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I love a dark, cold room, right yeah yeah yeah no.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
So we thought, okay, we better get our A into
B and get this room renovated.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
G ato g AM to B. You get from A
to B A T G.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
We A lined it straight towards Uh you B lined it?

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Oh be lined? Yeah, sorry, B lined it to get
our A into G. And so we started renovating the room.
And obviously there's stuff that we can't do ourselves, Like
electrical we can't do ourselves. So we got the electrician
in that yourself definitely not one. But there's a lot
of stuff we can do ourselves. But we were like, oh,
should we just get a quote and see how much

(09:04):
you know things are going to cost? And because it's
such an old house.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
The house.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is like, I think from the late nineteen twenties.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Was it dead old? I thought you had a nineteen forties.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Well it's either actually maybe I'm going too old. It's
not nineteen forties. No ways, I think the.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
At the very but you've got the art to go
and fireplace.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
That's that's been put in after Oh again, yeah, it's
not very nice. It's pretty crap, but that's an add
on they've added. I'm pretty sure the actual original house
is like I'm pretty sure it's like nineteen thirty two
or like nineteen twenty nine.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
There's some good wires on it mate so bad the
good wires back then.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Our poor electrician he's like, this house sucks, is a nightmare.
It's great now because he's done a fantastic job. But
we got a quote from a plaster because we were like,
we can't do that ourselves. That takes a lot of skill,
especially when the house's walls are all warped because they're
so old.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
So we had this plaster come in and he's like, oh,
I can do the plastering, and I can do the.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Painting for you. And the electrical not the electrical. He's
not a three in one, damn it.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
But the interesting part is that in this room there's
about there's six windows, Like the whole corner of the
room is just all windows, which looks great, it's very pretty.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
But the windows it needs a bit of work.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Like the paint's flaking off, and all the locks and
like latches look a bit rusted, and there's a lot
of work to do.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
And so we were like, okay, yes, sweet, give us
a quote for all of that and.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Then we'll let you know.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Anyway, the quote came back. It was so expensive much
how much do you think?

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Okay, so he was quoting, and you know the size
of the room, plastering in painting, plus obviously keep in
mind a lot of windows.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yeah, sand the windows. Yeah, so he would have them.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
He would prep everything and do it all.

Speaker 7 (11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
How much you fill the windows? Yeah? I have had
no idea. How much this stuff costs? Three grand?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Your close It was like two thousand and eight hundred.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
And I was like, ho, Lisa, I can't afford that.
And so anyway, I was like, I'm in how hard
could some of this stuff be? Yeah, which we hired
a plastra. The plastra came in and she did her thing.
She was amazing, got the room looking real good. And

(11:38):
then I was like, how hard can it be? I
can fix up these windows.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I can bloody Sandem and my partner we can do this.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
And so for the last couple of weeks we've been like,
the windows have taken a lot standing doing all the
bits and bobs and so on the weekend it was
painting time.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Mate, looks professional, does it? If I do say so myself?

Speaker 11 (11:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
So and the job that was going to take that
guy in a day and a half. It only took
you guys three weeks. Yes, that's the trade off.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
It has cost us a lot in time.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yes, but how much did it cost you in money?
How much did you save for all the effort. That's
the that's the index, that's the that's the comparison.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
So get this all of our effort and how much
we saved.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Two grand? Oh, that's with it.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
That's worth it, even though as long as it looks good,
because I've saved two grand before and it looks garbage
and I should have spent the two grand.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, no, it looks great. We've spent the time. I
mean yeah, we've had like six or seven fights, you know.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
Eight hundred bucks a room. I'll get you in to
do my place. I'm done after I'll pay a premium.
No no, no, no, no no, come and see what
you have to see my work.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
First question this afternoon as what did you do yourself?
And how much did you save? And did it actually
turn that's the key. Did you did you spend half
the money that you got quoted and then have to
get the person and to do it professionally on top
of that again, see that's not man. What did you
do yourself. What did you do?

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I y and how much did you say?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
So we want to know how much did you save?
And did it look any good? Gaz is on the
phone high gazz.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Gazz guzz.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Area good, thank you guys. What did you do yourself?
And you saved a bit of coin?

Speaker 9 (13:34):
On we brought our fr house and obviously you don't
have much money after that, so thought the plastering. Yeah,
wouldn't recommend the better quote, but you'll probably pay double
it just not to do it again.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
The hallway is a shocker too, because it's so long
and you can see all the bits where you've gone
wobbly gazz.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
When the light here, you got to do like three
or four coats on it. Faster just goes everywhere. So
we're still finding bits of plaster after about three years.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
It is a real art, the art of plastering.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Let's go to Cheryl and Trevor. Hi, Cheryl and Trevor yet,
Hey guys, Hi, double call. How are you doing guys?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah, what's the thing you guys decided to do yourself
to save some money.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
Well, we bought a house and you're flum up here
and a needle to boundary again over forty meters. Yeah,
so I got a price for these guys, and I
worked at about fifteen grande.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Whoa yeah, okay expensive fence sit.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, that's a bit much. Yeah, so I spoke from
made of mine. He's a bit he's got a Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He's all faster. Thanks, thanks Cheryl. Yeah, yah, Cheryl's onto it.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
And we ended up buying the buying the stuff the
same materials. Yeah, done ourselves in two days. Yeah, and
we've done it for about half that price.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah. Is it any good? Tripper? That's true? Let me
ask Cheryl, Cheryl. Is the fence any good out of ten?

Speaker 7 (15:09):
Transformed the property beautiful?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Do you raper? Guys? Thanks?

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Yl?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Trying to go visit them in New Plymouth.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Natalie's here, Hi, Natalie.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Natalie, heyame, how are we good?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Thank you mate? What did you do yourself? And you
saved a bit of money on and did it turn
out well?

Speaker 8 (15:24):
I didn't save any money and eventually turned out really well.
We were doing a little bit of di y and
the toilet, so planning.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
On Natalie, I did a bit of the toilet this morning.

Speaker 8 (15:37):
It probably would have been easier to be so pulled
all the wallpaper off and got a quote, and my
very tight but lovely husband was like, nah, we can
do this so much cheaper. In the end ended up
wallpapering it, but the wallpaper fell off. We being the
head who I ended up breaking the toilet seat in
the system.

Speaker 12 (15:58):
You know that was a good letter.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
The final straw was we had to get my eighty
year old green dad out of retirement. It was a
painter and paper to fix there.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I got your.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Eighty year old granddad out of retirement to come.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did you get him in the first place?

Speaker 8 (16:16):
Well, because I.

Speaker 12 (16:16):
Thought we were, you know, eighty, Yeah, he probably doesn't
want to be doing.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
That, Natalie. What you've described so excuse my French is
a real shit show.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
In the toilet.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Show and the toilet God right, thanks Natalie. I think
that's a good I think we've covered all bases there,
Like we've got a bit of warning for people.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
What about this one?

Speaker 5 (16:42):
A couple of texts coming through someone said, we decided
that we would save two thousand dollars by digging a
one and a half meter hole for the plumber cost
us nothing except I fell in the said hole and
broke my leg in two places. Tora ligament and my
meniscus had six months off work on acc Did I
meet you needing surgery Chustomer?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, you saved two thousand, save two grand, you know,
I mean you can't put a price on that.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Your leg probably won't ever be the same, but.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Shows but by KFC's cuts Bowl.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
If you're craving something fresh, KFC's cutsu Bowl is back
for a limited time.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
This is the tea.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
From the well duh Files. There's news out today that
actors created using artificial intelligence will not be eligible for
an oscar.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, well, d well duh.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
The Grammys recently made a similar decision that AI music
is not eligible for a Grammy.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well duh, Well duh. So saying an.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
AI like a robot sprinter is not eligible for the Olympics, Yeah,
well duh. New rules require that only real, live human
performance performers, and not their AI avatars, are elig for
the biggest surprize in film. The reason they've had to
make the differentiation is because this just recently. They revealed

(18:08):
an AI version of Val Kilmer bel Killmer from Top Gum.
He passed away about a year ago, and they've shown
using him as an example how AI can basically bring an.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Actor back to life, back from the dead. Yeah. Is
that what we want though exactly? And is that how?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Because they've said that Paul Walker is going to feature
in this final Fast and the Furious film.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
Because I remember when Paul Walker passed away and the
first Fast and the Furious film since his passing, they
used his brother's face, and his brother, I know for
a fact, did some acting here and there and they.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Ce gude, Yeah, yeah, Paul.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Walker's face onto his brother, which they look very similar.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah they do. Yeah, who what's the name?

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Harrison Ford has talked about how there is enough footage
of him across his career at every age now that
they could just drop him into a computer and make
a new Indiana Jones film like that, essentially, because you've
got such a backlog of this person and the way
they speak and the way they move.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
And this is what scares me.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, the same as happening in the writer's category. No
AI writing is eligible for an OSCAR. Well duh, but how.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Would they know? Like what is stopping Steven Spielberg from
dropping his next script into chet GPT and going Can
you just polish this up a bit for me? If
they've got those big long.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Lines.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yes, script, they'll probably know if it's got double space.
Chat GPT wrote it, Well, there you go. No AI
actors accepting an oscar anytime soon.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
And that's how it should be.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Imagine imagined being like Leonardo DiCaprio, Yeah, or like Anne
Hathaway or what an actor and then there's an AI
actor in your category and it takes it out over you,
you'd be gutted.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's the t as Brian Clinch podcast.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
Next story is quite funny. It concerned the wife of
one of New Zealand's great songwriters, Tikitane, who was a
contender for our unofficial national anthem at.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
The start of the year with this song. His wife, Rachel.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Tara, is in the news today for what she had
confiscated from her luggage.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
At the airport when she arrived at the place. Some
big scissors. She wishes, some big scissors. She was flying
to Fiji with Tiki for a kids free holiday. Fun.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yes, fun, well deserved. Uh huh uh huh, and she
had plans too. By the sons of her luggage. She
had with her a recent delivery of.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Four to five indoor gardening tools, four to five, four,
between four and five.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
All the same or different items?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
No different. I think she had received a she had.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
An array of items.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I think it was a care package that she'd received
and they're like, hey, we have a burn on these.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
See what you think. Were they on their maiden voyage?
Were they I think they might have been. They could
have still been. They could have still been boxed up
fun times, which might have been part of the issue.
If they were old and you just slip them in
a sock, then maybe they would go unnoticed.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
No, or she was planning to Her bag got pulled
aside at Nandy Airport in Fiji.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
So this is my worst night man. She's shared the story.
By the way, she's having a laugh about it. It's okay, okay.
Good staff went through her bag, and you know, if
you've got four to five of those things in your bag,
it's probably going to get pulled up.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
But the second that it does get pulled up, you
know they're going to find them, and you're like, oh,
there's gold be more of those things in there than
there are clothes.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
They would see it though, they would see it all.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
So staff went through the bag and they came back
and they said, you can't have these? Why interesting?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Why can't she?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I googled it and it says that those.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Those trees not because they had tools that are prohibited
items in Fiji. They come under the category of goods
that are blasphemous, indecent or obscene and you're not allowed
to import them.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Can we reroute this flight to Raratong? The custom officers?

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Really they have that much say over, like what you
do behind closed doors.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Really, the custom officers let her off with a warning
and then confiscated the items. They gave her a customs
letter and they told her that all of the items
in question were going straight in the bin.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
That is hectic af I am surprised me too. That's
still happening in twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, you've taken five bottles of duty free vodka,
but you can't take in a you know thingy.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, it's wild to meted thing.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
I would never have thought that that was the rule.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Reminded me of the time you and I went through
Queenstown Airport and your bag got pulled aside.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Now in queens Down, what have we been there for?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
WHI We were there, We were looking after some we
were there to present to some big deal clients.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's right. They brought us in to entertain the big
spinning clients down there. It was a fun time. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
And then we're flying out and then Breeze bag gets
pulled aside because it's quite heic to get Queen's down security.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's internationally your shoes off. Yeah yeah yeah. I was like,
oh god, I.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Was quite hungover, and I was like, oh no, and
I went into panic mode.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
I was like, what's in my bag? You do remember?

Speaker 10 (23:43):
You go?

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Do I have a knife?

Speaker 11 (23:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Do I have a hunting knife?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Am I carrying a hand grenade?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Tea and tea? And out of breeze bag they pulled
these tiny little novelty hands, those little baby hands you
know you.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Put inside your sleeve and then it looks like you've
got a little baby hand.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
I had them in my bag and the guy pulls
out and goes, what is this?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
I bet you couldn't take those into Fiji either. Yeah,
they think about what are you planning on doing with these?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
You don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
We want to know this afternoon, I know at hundred
DALs it in what was in your luggage? Maybe you
forgot it was there. Maybe you knew it was there,
but you didn't realize it was a big deal. Well,
maybe you knew and you were trying to get away
with it, but you got caught the thing that they
pulled out.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Of your luggage. And what happened? Was it a fine?
Was it a slap on the hand? And did you
ever get that item back? Because Rachel Tane, Takitan's wife,
she's never going to see those four to five items ever.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Again, they would have been worth quite a bit of
money too. Yeah, I imagine she would have been ropeable.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, I imagine didn't even get to take them on
the maiden voyage, ruined the whole trip to Fiji. Why
are we even here?

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
I think they would have made the Hey did you
at least bring those tiny hands they took?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
The z M podcast network.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
We're asking what was in your luggage?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Tikitane's wife, Rachel has lost a literal swag of what
we're referring to as in your gardening tools.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
She's lost I'm calling it the treasure trove of indoor gardening.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Yeah, toys, She's lost an entire aisle from the Wild
Secret Store. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
At the Fiji airport because who knew you can't bring
those things into Fiji. They're considered offensive and obscene. And
they said, uh, it's just wild to me that they
were going to Treasure Island, not Pleasure Island.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, that's I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
I remember when we filmed Treasure Island in Fiji and
Sam Wallace got caught up at customs for the same thing.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, big ones to it. So we want
to know what was in your luggage? Robs?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Here?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hi, Hi, Rob? Hello, where are you going? First of all,
we were.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Traveling back from Follower to Wellington.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Here domestic okay? And why did you have in your bag? Rob?
Your bad boy?

Speaker 8 (26:11):
I didn't it was a bad wife.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
Oh what a bad wife to He had three throwing
three or four throwing stars and.

Speaker 11 (26:20):
The luggage that was going on not a hand luggage.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Rob.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Congratulations first of all for marrying wonder woman.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
That's exciting. I was going to say, who did you marry?
Uma Thurman?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
They were actually from.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
Our son who was wasn't going to put them in
his bags. I'm okay, I'll put them in by Why
does your.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Son have throwing stars?

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Rob? Why not?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Why?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Why does anyone have throwing stars unless you're a qualified ninja,
then you shouldn't have throwing stars.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
If they didn't want you to buy them, they wouldn't
have put them on sale.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
And they don't want you to buy them, and they're
not on sale anywhere legitimate, Rob.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
But anyway, how do you that My favorite throwing stars
are the one that looks like the Batman's symbol.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
That one's hard core.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
How'd you get numb chucks through security? Rob?

Speaker 7 (27:12):
We didn't?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, that was a different Yeah, alright, it's good story.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I love Rob's attitude. If they didn't want us to
buy them, then why wouldn't sell them?

Speaker 1 (27:29):
We asked you what was in your luggage?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
And someone said, guys, this is an important p s A.
I'm hitting to Fiji last next month, so noted that
I won't be taking any of my indoor gardening stools tools.
Do you think I could pass that main one off
as a facial massage? I don't reckon you can. I
reckon you could, No, I reckon. I've seen them all.

(27:51):
I reckon they've.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Confiscated about it's a blackhead remover. Well, I want to
see you use it. Yeah, as long as you're willing
to do that. Fine, had more.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Light up mirror in my hand luggage that, when put
through the X ray machine and christ Church Airport they
said resembled explosives.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I am never buying from Timu again.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Jesus, this one's good. It says my mum said she
had guns in her bag in a panic, so they pulled.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Her aside and searched her bags as you would. They
were wooden rubber band guns. But she panicked, so she
just told them that she had guns.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
I've got guns. She got to keep them. Though I've
got guns.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
You imagine She's just like, Oh, I've got guns in
my bag.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Like Trinity from the Matrix.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You're I had little wooden Willie keychains from Greece for
my friends, and I declared wooden products. They asked me
what wooden products I had, and I had to explain
that they were Willies.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
They would have seen those.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I got a heap of time. Surely I got to
keep them, but I was incredibly embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Oh here's another one that's next. It said I bought
my mom.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
I bought my friend's son's ashes from Australia. Back from Australia,
a few years back, I got pulled aside and got
asked what it was.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
I panicked and said, it.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Was a dead body. Oh my god. I mean technically
you're not locking.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Technically it is, but you get scared, don't you dead body, that's.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
A dead body.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
It's my friend. It's my friend at a job.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I did.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Oh, your poor thing, I did.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I just carry on.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I got stopped before the plane before the plane took
off because someone's luggage was vibrating. It was very funny
until I found out that it was mine and got
called to the end of the plane to open my
bag in front of everyone. Luckily it was my leg
shaver that had turned itself on. I was like, phew,

(29:50):
that could have been so much worse. You would you'd
want to get on the little phone speaker and.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Go, don't worry. Course it was just a leg shaver. Okay,
it wasn't anything.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Thing is fine, shover okay, I swear.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
This might be one of my favorites. It said, we're
talking about what customs found in your luggage. This one
says I was flying into Brisbane for a girl's trip
and I was breastfeeding at the time. I got pulled
aside by a young male customs officer who found my
breast pump in my carry on. He had no idea
what it was and had to ask. When my friend answered,

(30:25):
it's for her tits, and I explained it was a
breast pump for breastfeeding, he went bright red and completely silent.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
He immediately put it back in my bag and passed
it back to me.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Your friends got your back there.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Don't touch hat.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's faring milky babies.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
It's not sanitized.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
She don't look old enough to work here. I can
just picture, especially like young men, you would have just
been like.

Speaker 13 (31:05):
Let's go right through and get whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
You can use the express line and I am sorry.
You can find the plane if you wants, juty free
take it. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
It's z it ms Brilling Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Hey it's a Monday. Let's go looking for a small
town big deal.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Clinton's small town bay deal.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Who is the biggest deal from their small town? Is
it you Clinton Roberts from Road to RUA or is
it me? Well, it's not my week this week, it's
your week.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Yes, it is my week. So we'll be calling someone
from road or a business. Can I just point out
before we did it. Last week. I went searching for
a win for you. Yeah, I wanted a win for you.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
I mean I've done that from the start for you.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
You know.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
It's good to see you're on board.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Now me some wine, And this week is no different
because I am searching for that win for you again
as always and calling a play that you used to
work at.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Oh god, you worked here for a long time.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
We've been here.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Actually, are you going to call the louge? I sure,
am Skyline Skyrides.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
It's iconic. You used to work there.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
They should know you.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I went there about eighteen months ago and there was
one person still working there that I remembered from the
time they could work there. And they were answering the
phones too, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So it is good.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
Let's hope that they are still there and they airswer
the phones this afternoon.

Speaker 12 (32:31):
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(32:53):
Thank you for calling him.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Let's go speak to an operator. Surely that's nice.

Speaker 10 (33:04):
Speaking Hi there, quick question for you.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
I was just wondering, do you know an ex employee
that used to work there by the name of Clint Roberts?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Just yes or no? But I want you to be honest.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
I haven't been here too long. I've been here two
years and I haven't heard of him.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Okay, have you heard of him in your everyday kind
of walk of life, a guy named Clint Roberts?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
No, I haven't. Sorry, Great, that's all I need to know.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Thank you so much for your help. Awesome, thank you,
Thanks Sea Tumbling.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Isn't it well she had never heard of you as
an ex employee or just in her everyday life. Well
I haven't heard of her either, So yeah, fair, I
mean it was. I had high hopes for the loge.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yes I did. I yeah, but there's only way because
there's only one person and Doug must have been answering
the phones today. Do you need to go back? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
I think we need to go back for a visit.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
I love whenever I go up there and just saying
to everyone who works there, I used to work here.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
We're bag after us on z as M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Had a bit of a panic today.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Yeah, I witnessed it when I was trying to remember
if today was my anniversary or not.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
There's so many bloody dates to remember.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Now go there's because I mean, we got engaged a
couple of months ago and then obviously got baby on
the way, and then I feel like I've just been
overwhelmed with all the different things happening.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
So then I'm like, is it our anniversary tonight?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
And You're like me, dates an organization, not our strong suit.
You know, that's not where we That's not where we
really had our stride. No, this is this is why
you That's why it's it's disappointed you've delayed the wedding
because you've got to get married, so you get a
new anniversary date.

Speaker 13 (35:04):
But isn't it?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
And this is what I need to know.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
When you get engaged, does that become the new anniversary?
Does that become the new day to celebrate?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
For some people?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
I think, particularly if you're having a long engagement, it can.
Good friend of ours Meddie McClain, I know he likes
to celebrate all of his anniversaries.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
He likes to celebrate first.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Date, anniversary, engagement anniversary and then wedding anniversary as well,
and that's winning. But he's got it easy because his
wedding anniversary is New Year's Eve.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
That rings true to Maddie McLain's personality. He loves the celebration, whereas.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
You're on the same page as me. Right, you go
for the bigger one. Yeah, I feel like it's the
bigger one.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
But then, I mean, I don't even want to be
that person that gets slack, But I don't ever want
to end up like my dad in that sense.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
The man who famously got your mama broom for Christmas. Yeah,
you know Christmas's birthday.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
I think it was birthday, which makes it even worse
for some reason, you know, like I want to I'm
good at that stuff.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
That is my strength.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
You are thoughtful gifts, you know. But what so what?
Because I couldn't figure out what mine was either?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
I not.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
My wedding anniversary is. It's the day after my birthday?
Smart smart, very smarty. But what would your date be?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Would it be the date of your first date or
the date of your first pash or the date you said.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Girlfriend, No, it's the date of our first date, which
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Is the sixth of May?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
What year twenty ninth?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, because pre COVID. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
pre covid.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
You didn't get together in lockdown seven years? It'll be wow,
Oh that flew global pandemic. You forget a couple of them.
Next minute, seventh year.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
So you think it's the sixth of May. I'm pretty sure,
which is in two days time? Do you think she knows?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
And this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I feel like we take it in turns.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
I feel like one year and will do something, and
then the next year she'll do something, which is good
because I feel like it takes the pressure.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Whose year is it? See, this is a great question.
You don't know, don't I can't remember. She's carrying the baby.
So it's your year. Of course it's my year. It's
your year. Yeah yeah, So how are you going to
figure it out? Well?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
I went back through my messages, just searching anytime anyone
said anniversary.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
What did you suggest to do Claudia to control if
your messages with what word in particular?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh, she's not listening. I don't know what they're doing. Well,
she's not going to remember. I ended up finding I
don't know. Don't join the conversation. Now it's too late. Okay,
it's too late. You weren't there when we need to
do something physically. No, don't buy the tray to join.
And now it's too late. Out with you, it's gone
way too late. Fine, I'll catch up on the podcast.

(38:04):
Now you make the podcast, I'll hear it. Dim, I
don't know what you do. I don't know what you do.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
I think I just planned for it to be the sixth.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh, no, I know what you do? What anniversary week?
Starting today?

Speaker 13 (38:18):
What's the whole? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Yeah, because then you can't mess it if you know
it's a roundabout this date. You start today the fourth,
and you do five wonderful nights of anniversary.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
You know that sounds awful.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I agree. I'm going to figure out what day is
so I can avoid that. If anyone knows what anniversary isn't,
please please let me know.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Plakland.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Oh, there's been a big debacle over in the AFL,
the Australian Football League competition in Australia.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Have you seen it? Rules?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
The Aussie rules, the one with the big oval field
and they do a lot of the kicking.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
They wear the single. Yeah, leaves.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
So the latest story from that competition is the Brisbane
Lions were playing Esendon on the weekend and before the game,
apparently there was someone who was in the change rooms
walking through with their kids, getting a tour through the

(39:23):
you know the players, Yeah, the changing rooms and something.
And it was an Essendon fan. He was there with
his kids and he's walked past the Brisbane Lions locker
room and he's had a look in and that he's
seen a whiteboard.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
And on that whiteboard were all.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
The names of the players from the Essendon team and
they'd written strengths and weaknesses next to each player's name.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Okay, right, yeah, don't know what to target.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
For example, the captain of Essendon, his name is Zach Merritt.
His weakness was he's selfish.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
And there was another uh on the field or off
the field I think I think didn't specify.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
It didn't specify, but I'm assuming on the field. And
then there was another player, a defender. His name is
Ben McKay. His weakness was that he has low confidence.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Oh whoa, Yeah, okay, well that's not going to help
us confidence?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
No, not at all.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
There was other weaknesses mentioned for other players, such as
a bit of a hot head okay, kicking cough up okay,
which I'm not too sure what that means, bad hairline.
It's funny because everyone everyone is talking about this one
particular player where his strength was just his girlfriend's name.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That was his strength. That was his strength. Okay, well
it was the only thing that they wrote as his strength.
Bit of that than be listed on his weaknesses. Yeah,
what would you prefer?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
You know, if I was the girlfriend, I'd be pretty
stoked with it, Like, I'm the best thing.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
About this guy. Yeah, I'm the guy.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
I'd be like, really, I think that little of me
as a player that the only good thing about me
is my girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Pretty brutal though people are talking about how obviously this
has gone super viral, so all those players have now
seen what the other team believes are their strengths and weaknesses,
and I think we should do the same.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Well, I believe that this list exists about you and I.
Right of course it does, because we're we're like.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
We're the frontline players on the team and our management
behind the scenes. Surely they know what our strengths and
weaknesses are.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
I bet they're writing this list constantly.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Adding to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we've never seen it. No,
we haven't seen it before. We get it? Are you?
Are you prepared to see it?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I think this is a good warmup to the most
of Brinklin.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Actually, okay, I believe I would like to say that
I am quite good at reflection, so I would know,
don't give me that face.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
I would know what my weakness is. Are okay? Whereas you?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I think you believe you have no weaknesses. So let's
ask the producers. No, that's not true, it's okay, okay,
what are your weaknesses?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
What's not for me to say?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yes, lack of self awareness? I don't know. No, that's
something you guys would say. It's not what I think.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Just do it.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't care, Laudia. What's our strengths and weaknesses?

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Can I say this freely?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (42:30):
All right?

Speaker 14 (42:31):
Yeah, Brie, your strength will start with your strength. I
think you make a motivational speech like no one else.
If I ever need uplifting, you tell Bree what's up,
and she'll drop this like ten minute speech on you,
and afterwards you'll feel amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Oh I like that. That's nice. That's a good one
and then my weakness.

Speaker 14 (42:48):
Your weakness, and I love you.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Oh, here we go. You are easily distracted.

Speaker 14 (42:53):
But a lot of the time, like Ella and I
will be having a conversation and we'll have done all
the details of the story and then you'll hopping at
the last thing and going, what what are.

Speaker 13 (43:01):
You talking about?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
And we're like, oh, we've just done, We've done the
whole thing. But i'llate you.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
So I missed that last one. That is fair, that's
fair and true.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
What was the last one again?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
That wasn't too bad?

Speaker 13 (43:21):
Clint.

Speaker 14 (43:21):
Your strength for me personally, I think you have a
great taste in music and you have so much music
knowledge that I can pick your brain about almost anything.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
And I think that's a strength of yours. That's good.
What's a strengthen this job? So I'll take it. Definite strength.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Your weakness.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
You love an argument and you love to be right. No,
I don't that would happen.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
He's trying so hard right now not to say something
back to you.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I don't need to be right. You just hate to
be wrong.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, it's because you are alway. He's wrong a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Need us to know that.

Speaker 7 (44:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Britain isn't paying attention though, So what do you say exactly?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Tdms Brie and Clintic.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
Podcast Exciting Week for Me last week announced that my
fiance Sapphire is pregnant.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah, twenty to twenty eight weeks today.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
And so every time I see the flipper baby in
twelve weeks baby, I'd rather just go twenty eight.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Weeks scary, because yeah, that's terrifying.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
And obviously you know, in the lead up, you're preparing
yourself with all the things I can do to help
her during birth.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Oh yeah, which is bugger all by the way.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I know, but I want to know everything I can do,
I will do it. And so you're preparing yourself for
these things.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
And then you read stories sometimes and I read this
headline and I was like, oh my god, this is terrifying.
And it was about a woman who gave birth on
fry on an aeroplane ah, and.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
I was like, oh, no, domestic. International.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Um, I believe it was. It was in America, but
it was domestic.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
It used to be if you give birth on a flight,
you get free flight, the baby gets free certain airlines.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Now I think they had to stop doing it because
it was incentivizing too many people to give birth on the.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Planetge just not a good incentive. Here are the details
of the birth.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
It says a passion a passenger on a Delta Airlines
flight from Atlanta gave birth to a healthy two and
a half kilo baby girl before the Boeing seven three
seven landed at Portland International Airport in Oregon on Friday night.
Two paramedics who happened to be on the flight assisted

(45:46):
borrow borrowing blankets from other passengers, and using get this,
a shoelace to tie off the umbilical holl Wow, the
baby was two weeks ahead of schedule.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Yes, when the plane landed about twenty minutes early.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Wo assisted? Who was the shoelacer?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
The two paramedics.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Okay, I thought it was just random passengers.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Thank god those paramedics were on that flight.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Yeah, because I feel like they are trained for this
kind of stuff, you know, emergency where they have to improvise,
have some knowledge.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
But yeah, anyway, everyone's happy and healthy. Can you imagine?
So apparently she was flying to where her mother lived
so her mom could be there when she did give
birth in two weeks and so you imagine you're like,
hey mom, you know you text your mom, You're like,
just about to take off.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
We'll see when I get there.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
And then next minute you walk out from the terminal
you've got a baby, and your mom's like, what the hell?
When did that happen? When the hell did that happen?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Wait did you That's a night mere situation, to be honest,
But aside from the stress of giving birth on a plane, awful.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
If you've flown domestically in the States, I CA. You
know how when you fly in New.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Zealand, you're going in New Zealand, you might go off
to Wellington for the weekend. It's still kind of glamorous. Yeah,
you're like, oh, hop on there, I'm going to some
ear travel in the States, it's just like a bus
in the sky and they just heard you on and
heard you off. And then if you're giving birth on
there that I reckon, their reaction would have been like.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Oh do you have to? Oh god, this is really
going to affect the rest of our day.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
I heard that the mum said the most stressful thing
was that she had to pay extra.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
For carry on carry off. She had to pay for
an extra ticket. Yeah. Yeah, Once They were like, Aha,
that baby's had a free flight. Now are you going
to pay for that? What we thought?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I don't know if we should do it that way,
but look, I know you're nervous about yes, very I
won't say D day, B day, birthday. So we want
to know where you gave birth. That wasn't a hospital,
it's not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
It's not home birth.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
It's not going to happen. That's not home birth.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
It's not a planned home for that and not a
planned Are there any other places you can plan to
give birth?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Hospital, home, at the local, at the locals?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Yeah, It just really didn't want to miss out on
that meat pack. Where'd you give birth?

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Would you or your partner give birth?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
I feel like there's going to be quite a few
people or weaving birth in the car?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Would you mum give birth to you?

Speaker 13 (48:36):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
I always wanted to know, like if you give birth
in the car? Like can they can they clean that up?

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Or are you always going to like, you know.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Clean and uber after you do a booze night chuanning
on they can clean anything?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
You know, like you always when you're putting the kids
in the back of the car. It'd be like there's
some my math after birth. You know, no, no, you
clean it up, Like do you have to specify when
you're selling that car has three children given?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Like you know, non smoker only driven to the shops
and back on Sundays only two birth birth, two children
in front passenger's seat.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Hundred dollars at him well.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Tix to nine six nine six when your unconveral birth location.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Did you give birth in the supermarket aisle of your
local supermarket?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Did you give birth at mobile at pump three?

Speaker 4 (49:36):
That's what we're asking this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
A woman on a Delta Airlines flight in the States
on Friday gave birth on the flight, and luckily two
paramedics were on board and they managed to use a
shoe lace from someone's shoe to cut off.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
The umbilical cord. Crazy.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
That's that's like mcgui's stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I was thinking it must happen all the time, but
actually if it makes the news still it mustn't.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Be that common.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
I don't think it's very common because.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You're not allowed to fly when you're a certain amount
of weeks away from giving birth, and you also, we're
going to keep this woman on the ground.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
And you also can't get insurance after a certain amount
of weeks, Like it's quite difficult to be insured, you know,
like if you travel overseas or if you're like you know, yeah,
and they won't ensure you because you're like, hell no,
we're not taking on that liability.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
So with the sprague drop is what we want to
know this afternoon, Kate's on the phone.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Hi, katehiking good? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Was it you that gave birth in somewhere a place
that you should have?

Speaker 11 (50:36):
Yeah, they might have seen the car pat on a
summer's day.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Talk us through it. Now did this come about?

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (50:45):
So I went into labor and I had a really
chill guy and I was like, oh, maybe you know,
it's not that staw, not that bad.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
And then.

Speaker 11 (50:58):
Get in the car and heat me. He's a plumber,
he's not a doctor, Ryan and said you're not fully dilated,
And for some reason I believed him.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
What hell would he know?

Speaker 11 (51:11):
He's like, he wouldn't know the Yeah he got the.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Diameter of a pipe? Was was he down there having
a lot? Does he know the diameter of Kate as
well as exactly?

Speaker 11 (51:22):
Honestly I think he was. I don't know he wanted
to carl me down. Then I hopped in the front
seat of the car and then we only lived five
minutes from the birthing unit.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Which don't tell me he popped into mine attend to
grab something that was a good deal.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
No, no, yeah, well he probably did afterwards, but yeah,
and got then got to the round about before about
one hundred meters four into the heads out and he's
the heads and I held her and he patted up
and then gave booth to her.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Words, no expectant mother wants to hear whilst still in
the car the head is out.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Your incredible, Kate.

Speaker 11 (52:01):
I hadn't prepared for it.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
So you technically, Kate, you technically, Kate, you delivered your
own baby.

Speaker 11 (52:08):
Yeah. Wow, No, I think my midwife said, because she
was at boting and it went out.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Yea literally you're like, yeah, yeah, put your feet up,
dull off, dull all, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
We were talking before about how you used to get
free flights if you give birth on a on a plane.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Does your baby get anything free? From mine to ten?
She hung up A stupid question.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Oh well, thanks, Kate, great call. Someone said, I gave
birth to my son literally on the side of the road.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
He had grass on his head.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Someone else said, Hey, Brien Clint, my name's Georgia, and
I don't know if you remember me, but I was
the kid that called up last year. My mum gave
birth to me in the toilet. She thought I was
a little pooh. I do remember, Georgia, I do remember
the George's.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
I gave birth in the car in the hospital car
park while the midwife ran around trying to find us
in the car park.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Someone said, there was giving birth to your own first
childhood home, not planned, mind you. I think I have
the best birth story, as I've empowered so many people
with my story. No one was home, midwife didn't believe
I was in labor, Hubby went to work, and I
gave birth to my baby girl on the en sweet floor.

(53:36):
Rang My mum so elated, and she told me that
I better call the midwife first. Needless to say, she
was there quick, smart, to check the baby and to
give me a pat.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
On the back. Oh my god, call the midwife please.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
I love how she's like just so stoked. She's look
what I did. I want to call Mum and tell
her what I did. Mum, You're not going to believe
this FaceTime hear that. Yeah, yep, just gave birth by myself.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Made that.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I drove myself thirty minutes on rural bouncy roads to
my daughter's daycare to drop her somewhere safe, and then
another fifteen minutes to the birthing unit. An hour later,
my second daughter was born. Wow, Hobby met me there. Yeah,
You've got it under control.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
You just deal. You just deal with everything you do.
The daycare drop off, badass self transport yourself to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Abby's like, oh, kind of puts me out to drop
our other kid off daycare?

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Was it?

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Julian Jinter, the Green Party MP who rode her bike
to the hospital to give birth.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I think that rings a bell. She biked herself to
the hospital, which is it? Wait? Yeah, she rode a bike.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
From memory, That's correct, it is, isn't it, Claudia, Yeah,
it was. It's the most Green Party story ever. She
didn't get an umber, she didn't use any fossil fuels.
She biked herself to the hospital to give birth.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
I feel like that's the one time where you get
a pass, you know, if you jump in a big
diesel ute.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
No, Chloe's like, no way, I would want to be
a member of this party. That baby is a zero
emissions baby or nothing.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Someone else said, I gave birth to my baby boy
out of McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I was halfway through a nugget.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Epic. Call the baby nugget gott it.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Call the baby first name sweet, second name sour.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
That it means Brian Clin Brienklin.

Speaker 12 (55:25):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Don't google that on your work WiFi.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
Right now, we're doing birthday banger number one song. When
you turn sixteen, we'll figure out three and play our favorite.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Isabella's first Hi Isabella, Hi Isabella. Hi, tell us mate,
what is your birthday?

Speaker 8 (55:41):
My birthday is a third of April nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
All right, that means you were sixteen Isy on twenty fifteen,
and we've done our calculations.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Here's your birthday. Banglam got me so Christopher Luxen's favorite song.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
It's ruined it for me a little bit because all
I picture is him singing it for me as well.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Yeah, you know, and I just picture him singing with
no backing music.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That was that was a bit cringe. Yeah, so it's
as a strong maybe from you, Isabella. Well, it was
a very.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Strong list until you reminded us of Christopher.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Lux Oh okay, thanks, Wait the Talia is going to
do their birthday begger? Hi, Talia, Italia, good, thank you mate?
What are you hoping for?

Speaker 8 (56:36):
I don't think it's stick great from memory? I think
I've looked it up before.

Speaker 11 (56:40):
Oh it's not that great.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Well maybe than Christopher Leuxon.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Just for the record, it wasn't Chris Christopher Luxe, and
it's not Isabella's birthday begger. It's just a song the
Prime Minister, Christopher Luxe and sun Once.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Oh, Talia, that was ruthless from you.

Speaker 11 (57:02):
I love.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Can you load us up? The Christopher Luxey?

Speaker 4 (57:07):
It haunts me that clip, Talia.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
What's your dad of birth?

Speaker 8 (57:11):
My dad birth is also the third but I'm a
August nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
All right, Talia, you birth sixteen and two thousand and one,
and he's your birthday baggers banger, Talia.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Now, this is a song I don't want to hear
Christopher Luxe and singing. Definitely not child Booty leisures. That
would be traumatizing.

Speaker 8 (57:37):
It's actually a pretty good song.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I like it, Tahlia.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
When you were saying it wasn't good, I was looking
at I was like, oh, I think it's pretty good. Yeah,
it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Wait there one more for Renee. Hi, Renee, Renee, Hello,
it's your birthday tomorrow, Renee?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
It is is that you haven't a been?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Is it a big one?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Renee?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
How old are you turning?

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Twenty one, thirty two, thirty two, twenty one?

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Yeah, no, it's Renee.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
That means you would have been born in the fifth
of May nineteen ninety four, so you were sixteen and
twenty ten and here's your birthday.

Speaker 13 (58:16):
Yeah, shooting start.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Bob.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
It's a ripper from Bob and Hailey Williams plan. You're
a fan, Renee?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yes or no?

Speaker 14 (58:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (58:28):
That one's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
He's not bad as.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
When we play us, Bree does the whole rap word
for word. I don't know what you're talking about. I
could buy you're a.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
Bt L because of that reason, Renee, I am going
to choose Bootylicious.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Are you destiny child? Interesting? That's my choice. God, if
we had the Christopher luxe of the Idot, I'd be
highly tempted. I'm so glad we.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Have They deleted it from all platforms?

Speaker 11 (59:05):
Have they?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Is that where our tax payer money is going paid
internet hackers.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
To have it?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
If they're doing it, can they get the video of
David Seymour twerking on Dancing with the Stars removed as well.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, I'll be happy if I never have to see
that again. No, no, it's there, don't you guys worry?
One of my favorite songs.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
Are you ready for it?

Speaker 12 (59:26):
So?

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I'm walking onto this right. It's for you, Isabella good
catching and.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Trying to fling.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
There's a feeling process. Country. Got bills, I've got to pay,
so work work, work every day. I got mouths.

Speaker 11 (59:47):
I've got a fee.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
He's not even that confident when he's doing it. Isn't
that perfect? Isn't it perfect?

Speaker 5 (59:53):
I like how he I like how he talks about
how he's going to walk out to it. That's my
favorite party.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Italia. You're the winner of birthday Banger yet, Italya?

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I thought Bill. We're calling Mom's Necks for Robbie Williams
on ZM Semlin podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
My question for you this afternoon is is everywhere appropriate
to drop and up the wars?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I had the catch guy up the war So Wars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I think pretty much nearly anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I was at a Mumford and Son's concert on the weekend.
Fantastic concert.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Not the crowd.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I was expecting a lot more senior citizens. I would say,
a lot more people in the over sixty five category,
which is very surprising to me. I know they haven't
had a hit for a while month and sons, but
I didn't think they were in the Cliff Richard category.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Oh, they're fantastic band.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Fantastic band. I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
You know, I feel like folk music does attract folk.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Older folk, Yeah, yeah, fair enough. And then a lot
of people of all ages, shapes and sizes there too. Yeah,
nice mix.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
I will context this by saying the concert was the
same time as the Warriors Verse Paramatta Eels game.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Not a true fan, You're not a true fan.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I was watching the score, checking in on the score
on the Tribe app throughout the concert, as some bands
do in the In the latter part of the show,
they went to a smaller stage which was in the
middle of the crowd is a spark arena, and then
there was this little stage and it was for an
acoustic performance.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
You know when they change it up and they go
and do that, uh huh. And so they're doing their acoustic.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Performance and then if you know, Mumvid and sons, a
lot of harmonies, a lot of like chorus.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Vocals, and there the way they're they're bread and butter totally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
And they said, for this next bit, we're going to
use no instruments and we're just going to use our
voice and we're all going to stand around this one microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
So okay, we need you guys to be quiet for this. Okay,
we need you guys to be quiet.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
Right, I see where this is going.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
And they go into this hauntingly beautiful song which I'd
actually never heard before, but it was beautiful. But given
that the rest of the song was very loud and rocky,
this is very quiet. And the song hits a small
lull where Marcus Mumford is getting as emotional as he
can and you hear from the back of the arena,

(01:02:21):
after which.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I gotta have met. I did laugh at and it
did get a round of applause, and it did get
a smile. It didn't get a smile from the band.

Speaker 5 (01:02:32):
Here's my opinion on it. I think it is appropriate,
and these are my reasons. Yes one, the Wars were playing, Yes,
they were when that concert was on. Yes two, the
Wars were winning. Yes, maybe during that they scored a try.

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
We don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
It could have been I can't understand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yeah that things all aligne and three.

Speaker 1 (01:02:59):
Up to ours the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Okay, I'll accept that, and I'll accept that that first
one was actually kind of perfectly timed, and it gave
Month and Sons a taste of Kiwi culture too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
What nobody appreciated the seven guys after that? Oh that's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Who thought they were just as funny and so different
parts of different songs. Because they did about three or
four acoustic songs, you'd hear another.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Every time.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
It got a little bit more like cringey and a
little bit worse, to the point that Marcus Month would
stopped the show and he goes, you know what I
knew on a Saturday night in Auckland that doing an
acoustic part of the show was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
A bad idea. We'll head back up to the stage.
Oh he got the shits, No, I didn't. He got it.
He got he knew where he was. He got it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
This is a serious question and I need to ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Were you the seventh one? Absolutely not, not that I
remember anyway. Check I just had to check to make sure.
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