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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Thanks to kfcri Clin, Bull of a Knuckle everybody, and
welcome to the bre and Clint Show on a Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
On Tuesday, I am slowly getting more and more anxious
about the Roast of Brian Clint, realizing the mess that
you and I have got ourselves into.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yes, because we're about to.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Hear just awful thing after awful thing. They're going to
pick apart every insecurity of ours.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
On Friday night.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
My wife has just said that she would like to come. Lucy,
my beloved wife, will be attending the Roast of Brian Clint.
I think I'm more nervous about her hearing the jokes
than I am about hearing them myself.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh mate, it'll be stuff she's all thought a million times.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
She did say something today at home. She's like, you lucky.
I'm not roasting you. I think you are lucky because
I feel like she would do it best.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, there's free tickets on our Instagram page at Brion Clint.
If you're willing to roast yourself in the comments, you
can go and score some of the last free tickets
goes down this Friday at the Q Theater in Auckland. Hey,
big one on the show today. Two chances to win
Robbie Williams tickets. We couldn't give them away yesterday because
the person who we chose their mom didn't answer the phone.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That is the name of the game.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You text through your mom's number to nine six, nine
six and her name and her name, we try and
call her and if she answers, she wins a double
pass to see Robbie Williams either in Auckland or christ Church.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's her decision.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's her Mother's Day gift on behalf of you and
us here at the Brian Clint Show. So, like I said,
two chances, we're gonna call a mom just after three thirty,
and then we're going to call another mom after five thirty, okay.
So if you don't get on the three thirty one,
that's okay. We could still be calling your mum at
five thirty as well, with free tickets to Robbie Williams.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Best Mother's Day gif.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
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thirty points Trade's thirty four points, ladies.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The trade's making some ground on the ladies lately.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
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winning fifty bucks, give us a call.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Right now, play Zams.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Brion clind got some great ticks coming in about people's
mums who would love to go to Robbie Williams for
Mother's Day, or at least you would love your mum
to go to Robbie Williams for Mother's Day. There's so
many ticks and that's why I'm glad we have two opportunities.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, I know, pulls on my hards strings because we
would send every mum. Yes we could, Yes, can you
imagine we are sending every mom that we can.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
We have five double passes to this Robbie Williams tour,
four mums exclusively for Mother's Day.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's just going to be a sea of mums at
Robbie and me and you and you and I Oh,
You'll be am god, I will oh crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I want to cry again. And I'm taking my wife,
who's a mum.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I'll just be mums and Clint, it's my kind.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
This is the very treaty versus lady.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
All right, here we go the trades versus the ladies.
Like I said, the trade's making some ground on the ladies.
Recently they're on thirty wins for the year, the Ladies
on thirty four.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I forgot my glasses, so I'm going to do my
best here, lady, if you need it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Is in crash It. She's forty one and she once
did a steak out at the airport to meet her
idol and it worked.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Welcome to the show, Rose.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
High Rose.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Hi, guys, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We need to know who it was? It was Dave
grow Dave Growl from the Food Fighters. It wasn't worth it.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I was so worth it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I love him so much.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, you're in crash It. You're going to go to
that Food Fighters show in the New Stadium.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yes, we go every time they come to New Zealand
and Australia.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Rose, we go to all of them.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
How many times do you really have been?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Twenty nine? For me and for my kids, this will
be there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You've seen the food Oats twenty nine times?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I sure day. Wow, true fan, No one can doubt it.
Call a die hard f you're taking on our trading
from Mundawa. He is twenty one and he is a
pro golfer. That's impressive. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Cam, I care that's impressive. What's your handicap?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Two? I'm going to pretend that sounds good. Yeah, I
feel like anything like fifteen up is good.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
How do you go pro?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
What makes you a pro golfer?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Cam?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Just just trying to get around. You've got to get around,
really and I.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Get around, Brea gets around. I'm a pro golfer. I
guess do you do you win money? Like?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Do you support yourself playing golf?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Just more social social event?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Okay, social pro golfer.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All right, Cam, your buzzes Trading Rose Lady first of
three correct answers gets fifty bucks cash thanks to KATEFC.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Good luck guys, Here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Question number one, Hollywood Theme Park in Tennessee is named
after which musician?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Lady Yes, Rose.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Is named after Dolly Parton. It is a theme park
just about her, one of the ladies. Question number two,
which city is the famous met gala currently taking place in?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Lady Yes Rose?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Los Angeles?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yes, but no, Cam, you had to go New York
City is the answer we were looking for. We move
on to question three. Buzz in when you can tell
me who sings this song.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yes, Rose Trains correct, it.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is train full steam ahead for you.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Rose.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
You need this one Cam to stay in the game.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Question number four, What product is per cil most famous
for producing?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Rose for the wind laundry, She's gone and bloody done.
It's bogy for you. Kim Cam's in the lake.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
But Rose, she's done a bootie and she's absolutely blitzed it.
Fifty bucks coming your way in the wind to the ladies.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Well done, Rose, nod you like? Did you like my
golf references?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it's almost believable.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Hey have money your next Food Fighters show, Rose, I
think you guys take that.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Bye Bye, c DMS, Brie and Clinton Podcast. Travis Barker.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
He's been in the news a lot lately because of
his new relationship new relationship, not new relationship, because of
his relationship with Courtney Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We're married now I'm married.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
They've got a baby together, but he has babies from
other previous relationships and one of his children from a
previous relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Her name's Alabama.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
She has shared on a kickstream recently that there's something
that Travis and Courtney don't have in their home that
I would say ninety five percent of homes do have
a shower.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
She'd hope that they have a shower. You'd hope, you'd hope. No,
take a listen. So my parents don't believe in microwaves,
so Baba's not Amazon don't believe in makewave.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah, they're problem.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
She said parents as well. Yeah parents and her parents
aren't together anymore. So she's saying Travis Barker doesn't haven
micwave and her mum is how quickly you forget her?
The mom Shenna Mockler. She was the one on Meet
the Barker's Remember.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
The reality need to google who that is?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Travis Barker's wife. She had a ex wife X wife. Yeah,
don't remember her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
She's not running a microwave either. Did they have a
reality show? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Did they?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, Well apparently they don't believe in microwaves.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
My brother in law doesn't have a microwave. And I
don't think it's a belief system thing. They just believe
that they don't need one. That's ridiculous, which is crazy
to me. And yeah, they've got a small kitchen but
still find space for the microwave. They also say they have.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
In most modern kitchens a space where the microwave goes, especially.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Because he built his own kitchen. He rebuilt his own kitchen.
I was like, build some room for a microwave. He
also and some people can get away without a microwave
these days because they've got an air fryer and you
can reheat a lot of not the same month. You
can't heat up a wheat bag in the air fryer.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Could you imagine? Friends of mine don't.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
How do they exist?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Friends of mine don't have a microwave. And it's because
he believes it makes the food taste awful. Yeah, so
it's like a taste thing. Some people think they're radioactive.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
I had a friend who worked in a plastic surgeon's office.
So she worked for a plastic surgeon and she said,
in her time since working there, there was stuff that
she picked up on and she got rid of her microwave.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, because you can't put your patients in a microwave
once they've had plastic surgery.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
No, that's not it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
And if they've had metal implants, I can't put them
in the microwave. I was going to ask her why,
but then I was like, I don't think you got
to be careful. Yeah, I was like, and I don't
want to get rid of my microwave either, And we
don't want to enrage the microwave community, the anti microwave community.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
It would be quite a lot of people that are
anti microwave. I don't doubt you.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, we don't want to go there.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
No, we don't want to go down that path. You
were entitled to your own beliefs and cold food. That's
completely up to you in cold food. Yeah, we want
to know what do you not have that everyone else
does have.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Our producer Claudia is still upset with us because she
crafted her personality around not having a TV.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So Brian and I bought her a TV for her
birthday and she'd shut up.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
No, I have nothing and you took it away from me.
You'll find something else.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
We couldn't get this person on the phone. But I
want to start with the fridge text. Someone said, hey guys,
I used to have a fridge, but I gave it away.
I only buy what I will eat now and finish now.
No leftover's life of being a bachelor.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Toby.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I would put one hundred dollars on the fact that
Toby has one pillow.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
One pillow yea and no bed frame. No no, no,
he's got palette. He's got a palette, palette with a
mattress on the floor.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
One pillow.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Why would I need more than one pillow? But also
Toby goes to the supermarket every day. Yeah nah, because
if he wants to eat meat, he has.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
To buy it that day.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
What about like get a fridge, Toby, what about like
milk for like your tea or your coffee? Like, you're
not using all of the milk in one go, are you?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Lacey's here high? Lacey, Hi, Lacey, Hi? Yeah? What do
you not have that everyone else does have? Lacey? I
don't have a kettle, and I haven't in many, many,
many years, not even one of those stove top ones.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
No.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Interesting, So what happens if you.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Want like a hot drink?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I know I do put it in the microwave, which
I know is a horror.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Microwave yourself a glass of water.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Well, sometimes if I need it for tea or yeah times,
any more than a little bit of hot water, I'll
put it on the stove.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Lacy, like a pioneer woman.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah, yeah, And I detected an American accent, and I
was shocked when I lived in America for a couple
of years, Lacey, and you correct me if I'm wrong,
but electric kettles don't exist in America.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
They do not. I moved to Australia, I think in
two thousand and two, and it was the first time
I'd seen an electric kettle, and I was just.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You guys also don't have on off switches on your
power points, do you?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
No, we don't, but I wish we did.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's a great invention, Razy, I put it down to Lacey.
I don't know if this is right, but I feel
like it's something like the system can't actually power an electric.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Kettle because like too much.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
GHD wasn't able to work in their powerpoints because it
needed to use too much.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, the voltage voltage is different.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well, Lacy, the sun's going down, so we better let
you go. You've got a stoker fire, and good luck
on your pilgrimage. Rustle up and dinner.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Good luck turn on that butter.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
The Arran's here, Hi, eron, What do.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
You not have that?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Everyone else does?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
A smartphone?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Smartphone?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Tell us more? I literally use a button phone.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Do you why what's the reason.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Well, one, my smartphone just kept break king and then
huh it's just like too expensive.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
To keep fixings. You lost smartphone privileges, I did. Do
you have social media?
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah, but not really.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
How old are you erin, I'm thirty.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Wow, So you're like right in the thick of like
your fellow like friends and family and people having social media.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But you're just like yeah, unless you catch up with me,
you don't hear from me.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Is it actually the dream?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Aaron?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Is it awesome?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It's actually great?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Like I feel like I like don't have any like
like since I've had.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
A button pone, I don't feel like I'm constantly worried
about social media.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay, well don't run it.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Is there anything like that?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Are very anxious over here? Okay, with a lot of notification.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Aaron's so mysterious.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Thanks Aaron. And we asked what do you not have
that everyone else has?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Someone said a friend of mine as forty five and
doesn't have a driver's license by choice, just CBF getting it.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, I hate that one. I hate that one. Get
your license, like, get your shit together. Someone said I
don't have botox and I'm forty.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, and that's quite unusual. Someone else said, I have
lived in New Zealand and I've rented the whole time,
never with a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've got two kids and still no dishwasher.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Right.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
The place I lived in, the last place I lived
in in Australia, which I was renting, didn't have a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
In a way, once you go dishwasher, you can't go back.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If you don't have a dish washer, that's okay, but
once you've had one, you can never go back.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What would you rather sacrifice? Here's a question. What would
you rather sacrifice a heat pump or a dishwasher?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh, dishwasher be cold otherwise? Yeah, true, Yeah, that's crazy.
That's a stupid one. What would you rather sacrifice a
dishwasher or a microwave? Microwave, you'd get rid of the microwave.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm keeping the dishwasher.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
What about you? Ummm yeah, I used the put my
foot in the air fryer.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
You can boil your waterrom the stove.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
I don't have crocs, someone said, And someone else said,
I don't have an appendix.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well we can't argue with that. Clint Fresher preserve of
celebrity trees are Island last Night. No spoilers.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Okay, this does not include any spoilers, so don't worry
about that if you haven't caught up yet. But there
is a scene in there in which a shirtless Simon
Barnett absolutely steals the show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Look, I'm not gonna lie. I've seen many celebs come
and go in the flesh.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yes, I'm very attractive.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Oh yes, We've had some super attractive individuals over the
years on this show. Never have I seen up close
a physique in such good neck, more so than Simon Barnett.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Listen to the blokes on his team, including Vinnie, who
is a male model himself, observing Simon having an outdoor shower.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Can I grow?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I'm looks and ripped.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Look fair, he's got.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Simon's looking hard. There is a well built man right there.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
He's he's the steaks honestly in real life, in real life,
and I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
It looked like some sort of.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Dummy that they use in for medical students to show
you where every single muscle in the body exists.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
He looks like that, you know, like that that picture
where they've stripped all the skin and fast, yes, and
it's just the muscles that are lift.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
You can see.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
You can see certain muscles that I never even realized
you had inside your body.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
And he's had this rig for years too. He won
Dancing with the Stars about a decade ago, and he
looked like this. Actually, I think he might look better
now than when he won Dancing with the Stars, which
is insane because that man is a grandfather.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
He's fifty nine. Yeah, he's in bloody good nick. Yeah,
So what's my excuse?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
How much time do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Like, realistically, do you have to spend inside a gym
to look like that?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
I want to say, I want to say at least
five hours a day.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, five hours a day. No, there's professional athlete levels.
He's not in there five hours a day.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I reckoned at least two hours in the morning, and
then I reckon he hits it two hours in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I bumped him into him and Liz Mills in christ
Church last year and I was on my way out
having done a thoroughly half asked workout, and he was
on his way out.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
And I can tell you he was a man on
a mission.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Like he was in the zone, and I was definitely
interrupting his flow, like I was getting between him and
the weights machine.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
I know for a fact my brother, who is a
built individual, he is a very muscular human, and he
is at the gym two.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
And a half three hours every day.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
My god, Yeah, it's a part time job.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It is.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
And so now I'm taking what I know about my brother,
and then I look at Simon where he does not
have one percentage of body fat. So I reckon, I reckon,
he's at the gym three the hurricon. I want to
say four hours a day. I don't want to believe it.
And look, but who knows, I know, no one asked me.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
But not worth it. You said what I found.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Interesting because you have done a lot of seasons of
Celebrity Treasure. You said, you reckon, Simon Barnett's in better
condition than Green was when he was on the show
in terms.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Of body fat percentage.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's wild.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Look, I've never.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Seen anyone more ripped than Simon on Celebrity Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Once just text us.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm sorry, Simon Barnett is fifty nine. I gotta start
working out. Yeah, we got to start working out like
ten years ago.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
You know who's because we're asking the question this afternoon.
Are your parents in better shape than you? You?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
You know whose parent is in phenomenal shape?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Your dad? No, my dad's an awful shape. O are okay?
He's had two.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Knee replacements, shoulder, he's getting his other shoulder done.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
So the bits that are pretty good.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
You had a hip replacement.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, he's got solid core, though, doesn't he typical farmer?
He's absolutely running his body into the ground.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Sorry, Who.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Was Art Green's father?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
You seen Art Green's father? I saw him on social media,
which and I'd never even thought about it. I was like, oh,
what aren't Green's parents are like his father literally looks
like him.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
But older. So it's genetics.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Oh well, h his father's passed down his good habits
to his son.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, no, no, I hear what you're saying. It's genetics.
I was cursed at birth. I understand.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'll give up now. I think you should, oh one
hundred dollars in him? You can text us on nine
six nine six. Our question for you this afternoon is
is one of your parents or both of your parents
in better condition? Better shape? They have a better physique
than you. Is your dad doing the coast to coast
and you're doing a pub crawl?
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Also, just a side note, are you someone where you
would say you are ripped to shreds like you are
super super fit?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
And how long do you spend in the gym? How
many hours a day? Roughly?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
How many times a weekly podcast?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do not watch Celebrity Treasure Island if you were a
man with body imagicus because fifty nine year old Simon
Barnett will make you spiral. The man is in the
most insane shape, not just for a fifty nine year old,
for anyone, for anyone.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, for a twenty nine year old.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Out of the seven seasons that I have hosted, I
would say his his rig is the best one I've seen.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
The team that won that pizza challenged, they didn't give
them a cheese greater, But that's okay because Simon just
got the block of Colby and rented up and down.
His body shredded, Yeah, wild Sea honest. So we're asking, like, Simon,
who's a grandfather? Are your parents or grandparents in better
shape than you are? Miya has called through mea or Maya, Yeah,
(21:44):
Maya Mia, Maya, Oh, Maya, Hello, are there? Hello?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Is that Maya? Maya? Are your parents in better shape
than you? Maya?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
My dad is fifty two and he constantly goes to
the gym every day.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
He's a qualified firefighter.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
He plays golf with my mom, and my mom just
turns to see this year and.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
She went into the ten key run and.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
Just over an hour on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Disgusting.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Your parents need to stop making us all feel bad, Maya.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
I know, is it rubbed off on you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Are you also? Are you like a crossfitter or a power.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Lefter or something.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm a lady teenager, lazy teenager?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Fair enough, mea, And you enjoy being a lazy teenager.
It doesn't last forever.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You enjoy that teenage metabolism.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Don't run a marathon before you have to. Bix is here, Hi,
bes ibex Hi? Are your parents in better nick than you? Becks?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
My old man is like mountain bike and road cycling.
Hell out me outdoing me any day?
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Really?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Did he have like a midlife crisis or a health
scare or something? Bix Or has he always been fit? Spoke?
He's always been pretty fit. But then he did take
on the vegan lifestyle more for fitness, not because of
the vegan He's vegan too.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
In yeah, does he have the fitness?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Does he have a six pack?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Picks? Look, I don't look very closely since my.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Father I have a lot, but you would know if
he does. Yeah, he would have seen at the beach,
shouldn't you.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'm not asking to run your hand up and down
his chest or anything, but yeah, describe his picks for us,
picks like.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He's Jim in most days, I'll give him that. Is
he single? No, he's No, my parents are married, but no,
he is.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
He's married.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
My mom fixed our hands off my dad. All right, thanks,
we appreciate it. We asked, are your parents in better
shape than you? Someone said, not my mum and dad,
But my fifty eight year old uncle just finished his
seventh iron Man this year, and my auntie has run
thirteen marathons.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, calm down, like, honestly leave one marathons for the
reason trying.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
To prove Someone says, my mum is sixty six and
played sixteen games of badminton over the weekend while I
was at home having wine and cheese.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh yeah, I'm currently doing a TV marathon, catching up
on the boys. My mum is doing the New York
Marathon in her sixties.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
New York Marathon, they reckon is so hardcore because cold
it's freezing. Someone else said, I just had to pull
over because I need to text you about not my
dad but my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
He's sixty nine and he's ripped. Yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
I'm fifty nine and reasonably muscly.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
He only spends about an hour at the gym every day,
but does physical work all day as well.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh my god, sixty nine, he'd be a landscape. My
dad works out one to two hours per night in
his home gym. He has Parkinson's, whereas I have been
diagnosed with being a fetti at twenty three. Shit, so
clinical diagnosis is it? Move to the doctor and they're like,
it's bad news. You've got fatty far Is there any cure? Yeah,
(24:57):
diet and exercise. Oh, I guess it's toomid bad enough.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
It's bad enough if your dad was in the home
gym one to two hours a night and he's got
parkinson So you're like, oh my god, he's.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Got no excuses. I had no excuse.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Someone said, my father started playing over thirty five's football
at the age of fifty two. I retired from playing
over thirty five's football at thirty five.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He still mugs me off about it. That's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Green's father walked past me when I was starting the
walk fifty k's the walk fifty k's in May. He
did it.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
If I'm telling you, I'm telling you it's like Art Green,
but a silver.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Fox version, like a vintage Art Ground. Oh well, you
know how you can have like a modern Porsche or
like a vintage Porsche.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yep, that's what I reckon.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
He drives, Yeah, a bit more maintenance here and there,
or he.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Drives like one of those vintage Harley's, you know, with
like a leather jacket that he bought when he was thirty. Yeah,
still fats, That's what Yeah, exactly, That's what Art Green's dad.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
You were talking about.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So Barnet's body fat percentage, someone said, guys, ninety percent
of getting into body A low body fat percentage happens
in the kitchen, not the gym.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Are you telling me that.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Whatever I eat, I could then ninety percent I could
get ninety percent of what Tim and Barnet gets.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
I don't think so. Do you want to try?
Speaker 2 (26:21):
No, because you know what a pregnant partner, that would
be the worst time for you to try.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
It would be the worst. You need to be sympathy eating.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
It would be a hate crime towards it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It would be a hate crime, be so insensitive.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
And you know what, And I am a selfless person
and I can't do that.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
You're exactly right, You're exactly right.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I need to be there to support my so tonight,
both of those garlic breads go in the oven.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Oh yeah, no, it was happening.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Wonder hurt for you, and maybe a block of shocky
as well. Maybe maybe a loaf for the baby.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
The ZDM Podcast Networks, Let's get classical, clean classical, Let's
get classical. Indeed, producer Ella is away sick. We hope
she feels better very soon, which means.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You and I have to go head to head again.
You and I the old firm.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He died, Jesse.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Oh no, we don't talk to the people, do we?
Jessel for you? Okay?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, and w some KFC, which means Abbie, I'm playing
for you, lady.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Ye, Let's go team Conia. What's up?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Dog?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Guys.
Speaker 6 (27:33):
So the way the game works, it is pop songs
that have been redone in a classical style. You guys
are guessing what they are. Buzzing with your name if
you know what they are, and give me the artist
and the name.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Of the song. Gotcha? Are you ready ready? Here is
your first song?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Great is Ella Langley?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Sold me back to Tennessee?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Three?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, three two Tennessee, say me back to Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
I mean I'm neutral. No, Langley's choosing Texas. Game away,
He's just should play the next song, except for the
fact that okay, Ella play the next game?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
So angry with.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
As a cold Alabama, Tennessee. I said, Tennessee, you idiot.
It was called choosing Texas. Here's another song, guy, b Bree.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Three? Who hadn't? And then I lost it? Or do
you want to keep playing?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Play it again? Bring? Is it?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Lady Gaga?
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Bad Romance?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It is?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Indeed, it's because I hummed it for you, and.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
That's why my brain was like, you know it, you know,
because you've got it exactly right, but you didn't register.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Well we've done that for each other, haven't we.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
True song I final Okay, here's a more neutral song
then all the Weds the last one.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Okay, three Midnight sun Zara Larsson, that's the w.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
She's done it for you, Ebby, well done. You get
fifty KFC chicken dollars here, You're welcome. Get here that
get in.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Coming from behind victory for us here?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, well done. I could hear nothing this week, nothing
because you don't have your glasses off. Yeah, that happens
to me.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
To my brain just goes nothing today. Sorry, bruh, Sorry Jesse.
It's z m's bringing Clinton podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
And look, I love the gensitters. I think there's a
lot of great points. What you were saying off here, whatever,
that's your that's what you say. It's not what you
were saying to me privately.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Okay, what was I saying?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You said that dumb and they could never do what
you do as what you said.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Up a load of crap.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I don't think any of that.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I do.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I think that you're the one that's center.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
No, was echoing your sentiment, Well, it wasn't echoing.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I was just repenting it now because people realize you're
making it up and it's just pro gen z famous.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
What do you love about them there, the way their
knees don't crack when they've been down, the agility, the energy,
the vim and VIG. I don't like how they've I
don't like how they've pretty much canceled phone calls.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
I don't love that about gen ZiT. I feel like
we got that started, though, do we is at our fault?
Speaker 3 (31:37):
In fairness? I feel like the millennials kind of started
that trend. Anyway, there's a lot of good things that
the gen Z does bring. I do believe that, and
I'm willing to get on board with some of the
fashion trends which I have gotten on board with.
Speaker 4 (31:52):
Okay, the center part took me a long time.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
They did, you were solid with that, but I got there.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
The long socks on board with that.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Even a crop top willwear from time to time with
a high wasted bike, with a high waisted pant. I
will not do it without that. But this next gen
Z clothing trend I cannot condone. I do not approve
and I will never I repeat, I will never be on.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Board with this save this. Claudia that that comment right there, ever,
never ever, never say never. That's what Justin Bieber said.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I'm saying never.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
And I'm going to get Claudia to put up a
picture of the new gen Z trend on the on
the TV.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
And I like to call this the cameltoe for your feet.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Yeah, it's a shoe cameltoe, because I mean, I believe
the cameltoe originally started by the millennials.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Different, different version, different version. What I'm looking at is
a gin z and loose fitting caprice with which.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Is which I hate those as well? What the hell?
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Who's wearing a loose three quarter capri?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
And then on the feet are what you would traditionally
call ballet flat, which but then there is a split
between the big toe and the second toe, and that
split like a jandle goes up because it's leather, and
it looks like the toe of a.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
It looks like a hoof, looks like a hoof of
a cow. And can I say, God, I hate a
ballet flat.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
And then they've gone and they've taken one of my
most hated pieces of foot where a ballet fat flat,
and then they've put an extra toe into it.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I don't understand what is happening. Do you know how
much those are worth?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
No, those particular ones, what brand, are they.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
It's a brand. They're calling it the Tabby shoe. By
the way, Yeah, my wife actually has a pair.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Do they look like that?
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, get in the bin. I cannot support this. I
cannot support it, the Tabby shoe. They come in all
different prices, but this particular one retails for fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Hey, hey, fifteen hundred dollars. I don't endorse that.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
There are others that you can get for around There'll.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Be a Zara version that we could get you and
will get you.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
I refuse.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Not only is it my most hated shoe, the ballet flat.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
God, everything is a season with you, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
These are the exact words that came out of your
mouth when we started doing the show about Crocs, And
now what do you own?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I don't own crocs.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You do own crocs, the ones you forced me to own.
I didn't get your own pair for the garden.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
No, I never did. But you don't hate them anymore,
do you? No? I hate it. I never got on
board when I feel it's also okay to admit that
some things are just.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Not for you.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Crocs are not for me. I can't pull them off and.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
These are just downright pull these off. I don't want
to pull them off, Claudia. Can you show Clint the
sport version, sport version have released these hideous sport versions.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Not okay, how is it sporty? Oh see, I can
see you wearing that one a bit more.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
No, you can't be honest with yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I can see you wearing that one more than the
other one.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
And look I will I will be the first to
say I'm not a fashion easter, but I have more
style than to wear those.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Someone said, yes, Clint, she could pull them off, pull
them off and never put them back on again.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
You can we all unite against the gen z itters
that we will never wear these hideous tabby shoes.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
I said, I just google with them.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
What the if are those?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
They are?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
They're bad?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Well never stay never, No, I'll say never. There's a
non balot flat.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
There's one with a heel in it.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
I kids, and here my are the most hated parishes.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Corner as Zad M's Brinklin Podcast. It is a Tuesday
and on Tuesdays we go looking.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
For a name. Haysday, the hardest goddamn competition on the radio,
which we have failed at Oh, I don't even know
how many times I could work it out, though.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
It goes up fifty dollars a week. So that's how
we know how many times we failed because we've never won.
And how much can they win today?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
They can win three thousand, three hundred and fifty dollars,
So what's the math on that's sixty seven fifty dollars,
which means we've failed sixty six times so far.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Shuld I hope we win on the sixty ninth.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh, they'd be nice. We were high doing it on
the fiftieth, but yeah. Always, Here's how it works.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
We get a random name in a random business, We
call that place, and if that name answers, they win
three thousand, three.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Hundred and fifty dollars today. Close strings attached.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Claudia, what are you choosing today? I'm on location location.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, let's deal with location first.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Where are we calling?
Speaker 6 (37:23):
We found out that Breeze having a baby, and this
is where I assume all good babies are from.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
The baby factory. The baby.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Which one Sylvia Park And okay, okay, great busy baby factory.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I've got to go there to look at some strollers. Yeah,
do you call it a stroller or a prep pram
pram Yeah, I think Ozzie, we call it stroller. They'll
know what you're looking for. Like, sorry, man, we do
not speak Australian in here. Ella's not here. But you
said she has supplied you with a name.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Yeah, she sent one through and I haven't heard it yet,
so it might.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
I barned her from picking the names.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
This is our day to to someone else to pick
the name. But anyway, she's going to pick a name
like Amphibian or something who works in the baby factory.
According to Ella, Okay.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I've got it.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Today's name in a haystack name will be John.
Speaker 6 (38:17):
I don't want any arguments over boring Johnny.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
John's out there, Sola. Why you don't like it?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I feel like women work at the baby factory and
all my experience is lovely women that work in the
baby factory.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
She didn't know we will call it baby factory genuine.
Why it is random and that is name in a haystack.
So let's call the baby factory Codia.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Connect the call and if John answers the phone at
the baby Factory Sylvia Park, he will win three thousand
three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Cash Ella will be so pissed if John picks up.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Good luck to all of us. Okay, good luck everyone,
especially John.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
That's the new Welcomes to be factory.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Jane speaking, Oh my god, did you say your name
was Gene? Yes, Jeane, Jane. Oh, Gene, Jane. It's Brian
Clint calling from Zidium radio session. Jane, how are you?
I'm good?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
You're not going to believe this, Jeane, Gene. We play
this game when our show called Name and a Haystack will,
we got to be closer. We call places looking for
a random name, and today if your name was John,
you would have won three, three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Oh, how do you spell it? How do you spell Jane?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
J e a n Oh, my god, slash it's lady John.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
It's literally lady John.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Oh your ship name and we have to find you
something because that's crazy. So we're going to find you
a consolation prize.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Also before we leave you, Jane, what would you recommend
the Nuna stroller or the Bugaboo. Oh?
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Probably the Nuna.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, he's having a baby, so she's going to ge Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, okay, okay, cool, I'll be in to see you soon.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Jeane, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
Is there a John that works there?
Speaker 1 (40:07):
There is no We are all ladies here.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I know.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
So we were never going to win. I knew it
all right, Gene, you're you're a doll. We appreciate you.
Thanks so much.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
On the line, wait the prize.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
We'll get your prize. Okay, okay, that's mean not literally.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
The female verse? Is that the female version of John?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
We were working for j O h and we got
j e a in.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I'm just checking what is the female version of John?
Jane Joan or Jane's.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Fail?
Speaker 1 (40:45):
But I reckon that's our best ever. That's crazy, it
could it could not get closer. I want to give
it half of the money.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
We can't.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I don't want to give her half the money work
that is not our Name in a Haystack works.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And next week, added to the rich tapestry of Name
in a Haystack, they'll be.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Playing for three four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
England got a big talking point on the show last
week was communal towel usage and whether you were raised
in a communal towel family or an individual tail family
and what trait you have carried forward as an adult.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
We learned that our very boss who walks among us
here at z M, him and his partner share a towel. Yes,
one towel is use between two any one point in
their bathroom.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
We're also reminded that our producer Ella, who's not here
to defend herself, when she was living at home, she
would share a towel with her mum and sisters.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah by choice. Yeah, had more towels communal towel.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Family was into the communal towel. We also learned that
a lot of our listeners of communal taell people.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
So we just closed my mind though still to this
day that blows my mind.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
We temper our, We temper our.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
I had a judgment, Yeah, of course, I mean there's
gross stuff that I do.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
It's not bad. I don't do that, but I do
other gross stuff.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
But I had this thought where I actually, I'm not
sure now if I grew up in a communal tower family.
I feel like I have maybe blocked the trauma out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
You bring his mum on the phone.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, I know for a fact that I'm not from
a communal tower, so I don't know that for a fact,
I don't know. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
He could explain so much.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
What do you mean or just about your position? You know,
you're like so anti communal towel.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, I think trauma.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Maybe you've got trauma. It's so funny because how things
get put into your like, into your attention, whatever it
is when you're talking about that, Yeah, they kind of
they pop up. So we've been talking about communal towels.
And then I saw this post on Reddit today, okay,
and it says my girlfriend still lives with her parents.
(43:01):
Am I the odd one out for feeling uncomfortable that
when I'm around at my girlfriend's house, she insists that
I use the one and only towel in the bathroom
yuck after eye shower, the same towel that both of
her parents, her and her two brothers use.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
That no towel on this planet. For one, This is
my first point. Is that absorbent that it can serve
us five people.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
No, there's no towel on the planet.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
It smells damp, although she says it's fine because it
gets washed once a week.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Let's just listen quick math.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
So say they're only doing one shower each a day,
even if it's one shower each a day.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh that's so yuck. Oh that makes me feel sick.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
There's forty two washes that towel gets a week before
it goes in the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Forty two showers too, dries dried, forty two bodies.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
When she's around at mine, I give her her own
fresh towel to use, which I thought was normal.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I'm not crazy, am I.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
What we're realizing here, Brie, or at least what I'm realizing,
is there are two types of people, and that is
people who view a towel as a personal item, yes,
and those that don't like once it goes.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
In the washing machine and gets washed, we can all
agree that it's free, free rain from it's clean. I'm
not that animal, but yeah, yeah, that's fine. But it
should not be used by more than one person when
it's in rotation.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
We couldn't get your mum, but we did manage to
get your dad. Good good evening, Big Steve, Hi dad, Greg, Guys,
how are you not talking about We're good Steve, and
congrats on the on the exciting news. We haven't talked
to you so yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
By the way, oh you haven't you're going to be
a normal for the fifth time?
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yep, I'm getting I'm getting accustomed to being a non organ.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
That's a that's Italian for grandfather, isn't it? Because here
in New Zealand no nor means bum. You're going to
be the best bum ever, Dad, I might be a nomal.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
You're going to be a bum bum?
Speaker 2 (45:12):
Steve, can you take a trip back in time in
your mind to win Brianna and the kids were little,
do you remember did you guys have your own towels
in the bathroom or were you sharing a towel? Like
the towel would get washed, used and then hung up
and someone else would use it.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
It was I think for the kids regularly, maybe they
were communal towels.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
Yep, Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I had to have mine because it was pretty rank
every night.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
So yeah, well you were out there. You were out
there working the land, weren't you. That's right, Getting a
lot of yes, Yeah, I knew it, so I knew.
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Just to confirm somewhere, I'd pushed it so down in
my memory because it was traumatizing Dad that I had
to wipe my face with the same towel that my
brother was wiping his bits and pieces on that.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
I tried to forget it.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
It's character building, character building, character building, it's immunity building.
It hardens. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
And it's good too, because Bree has been throwing stones
at people who share a towel, and here she is
in her own glasshouse of towel sharing.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Since I left the home, since I left my family home,
I can say I don't believe I have ever implemented
the rules of the communal tower, and this is probably
good reason.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Tell me, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
You're telling me Dad, you used to make me, my
brother and my sister. We used to bathe in the
same water, and then we used to all use the
same towels together.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Yeah, so what's what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
I agree, Steve. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
And can I say, Brie, don't forget your roots? Okay, yeah,
remember where you came from, remember who you are. Disgusted? Thanks, thanks, no,
no way, I appreciate it. Thanks, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
I knew it.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
I had a feeling you.
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Go a baby on the way. You guys need to
save some money. Maybe you need to cut down the
number of towels. Absolutely not go down to a one
tail Femily.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
No way, never.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh, I'm going to buy more towels. It's a competing
We use towels.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
CDMs Bree and Clint podcast and Clint Birthday.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
But first, let's do your birthday bangers number one songs
when you turn sixteen.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
And guess who's back, Clint. It's Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Charlotte. Thanks for having.
Speaker 4 (48:00):
Me, that guy, our absolute pleasure.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Pleasure. Hey Charlotte, what year are we talking mate? We're
talking a few years back, nineteen nineteen. And your birthdays today? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Today, today, Yeah, Charlotte, today Charlotte from Ollie and Eiler,
who are waiting for me to go out for my
birthday dims.
Speaker 2 (48:20):
Olli and Eler.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Okay, we'll make this quick for you.
Speaker 3 (48:22):
That means Charlotte, he was sixteen in two thousand and
six and on your sixteenth birthday, Charlotte, this was at.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
The top of.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
You and will I am be What are you reckon?
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Charlotte?
Speaker 6 (48:38):
Oh look, it's definitely a banger, isn't it, No doubt
about it.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Where's the birthday dinner? We're going to go out in
carpet and to Paso delightful. Okay, wait there, we're going
to rip through some other ones. Sophia, is he Sopia
for Hi? How are you there?
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Good mate? How's your day been?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Y're good? Good today?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Free on your pregnancy, Sophia, bless you. That's so lovely.
Hey mate, it's about you though. What is your birthday?
It's the first of January nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Nineteen eighty four, twelfth, Sophia.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
Did you just get your own birthday?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Rob?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, I've got my daughter's birthday tomorrow and she's with
me and I'm getting all of it. Okay, all right, Charing,
go cha go chair.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Sophia, your birthday banger was on the sixteenth, oh, sorry,
the twelfth.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Twelve of jan two thousand, Sophia. Here's your birthday?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yes? Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (49:48):
It's a good from S club party.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
You like it?
Speaker 6 (49:53):
I think I like the other one?
Speaker 1 (49:54):
Okay, fair enough, we'll take that into account.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
So fair Andy's gonna do dad's birthday banger. Hey, Andy,
my am Andy, you're on the radio. How are you going?
You are?
Speaker 1 (50:06):
My name's Indy, Indy.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Our sorry Indy, Indy. How old are you Indy?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
I'm ten?
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Okay, great, So we can't do yours yet, but we
can do dads. If you know Dad's birthday.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
This is my first time calling.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
I had a feeling.
Speaker 4 (50:28):
Hey, it's so nice to have you here finally, Indy.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, okay, you're ready to do dad's birthday banger? Indy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Okay. What's dad's name, Troy Troy, and what's Troy's birthday?
Speaker 4 (50:41):
I'm the eighteenth of April nineteen nineteen.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
You watch that, Indy.
Speaker 3 (50:46):
Your dad Troy was sixteen in two thousand and six,
and here's his birthday bank.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
It's a band called Youth Group doing a cover of
a song called Forever Young. I know that you know? Okay? Good?
Speaker 3 (51:06):
I just picture like boys on longboard skateboards video.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, and then jay Z sampled it on his next album,
right yeah yeah. Do you like it, Indie for your dad's.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
Yeah, Indy, he really likes that. Good. We like to
know that. Pussy Get Dolls. It is Club seven, Youth Group.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
I gotta go with my birthday girl, Charlotte beep see.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
I can go Pussy Get Dolls or this club, and
I feel like the birthday gets it over the line.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
The birthday Girl's gotta get it Charlotte your one birthday banger,
my friend.
Speaker 5 (51:41):
Oh my god, thank you Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Gay for you.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Happy thirty six birthday, you hot bird.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
Frank and Clinton, here's a birthday banger from O sex
on Zin Him.
Speaker 1 (51:54):
But I'm looking at your real big brains, but I'm
looking at your Franklin.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
The Winter A birthday banker today is the Pussycat dolls
and beep. This is going to miss up your whole timeline.
That was number one on this day twenty years ago.
Wow today because that was Charlotte's birthday banker and it's
her birthday today.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
That's the song I dislocated my thumb too, oh doing
the yes.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
It a chair you know those, you know, those plastic
garden chairs. We've all had them either they come mostly
in white or dark green.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
It's one of the ones.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
And this song comes on at a barbecue slash party.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
There was quite late in the night, and I've started to,
you know, do a little bit of a routine, a
routine around the chair, and I think my big finishing
move was I grabbed the chair. My thumb's gone through
that hole, like one of the holes that's in the
bottom of the chair and I've went to.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Flick because in the film clip that's what they do
the chair, the chair. I've went to flick at the
chair got.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Caught and it is completely dislocated my thumb and then
you said, beep, that's perfect, perfect for the song. I know, Branklin.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
I feel like there is a million streaming platforms out
there these days, and not only that, just a million subscriptions.
I feel like, you know, we're paying for Spotify, or
you're paying for drop Box, you're paying for bloody Google Drive.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
There's a million things out there.
Speaker 3 (53:28):
You're absolutely right, Hey, you're bloody paying for And I
came across this article where they were talking about how
much certain things have gone up in price over the
last I believe three years, so not that long.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah, because I remember when they came on the scene
and you're like, oh, it's a bargain. I can get netfolks,
and I can watch as much as I want for
nine nine a month. That's crazy. Why wouldn't I do it?
Love it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (53:54):
Well, do you want to know what are the prices
that Netflix have had over the years?
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah, you do and you don't, Right, I do and
I don't. That's the thing.
Speaker 4 (54:04):
So Netflix.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Went from nine to ninety nine in twenty nineteen. So
back in twenty nineteen, we were all paying nine ninety
nine and.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Loving it and sharing our account with our whole family.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
True, and having it at the holiday batches wherever you went.
Speaker 4 (54:20):
Netflix.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
I feel like Netflix were like, all good, bruh, all good,
we're the good guys.
Speaker 3 (54:26):
Went from nine ninety nine and twenty nineteen to a
whopping seventeen dollars ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Now, yeah for the basic Netflix.
Speaker 2 (54:37):
Now, I'm no mathematician, but I believe that's an eighty
percent price hike. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (54:42):
This is pretty wild.
Speaker 3 (54:44):
The next one I want to look at is Spotify,
which it just lifted its premium price recently.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Did you see this?
Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yeah? I did. So. It went from eighteen ninety nine
to twenty dollars in ninety nine cents a percent bump, which.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
Is again, it's crazy. But let me tell you this
back in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
How much do you think spotify premium was in twenty
twenty three, twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (55:09):
Three, So it's not that long ago fourteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
And again, if you're old enough to remember, the reason
we got Spotify is because it was cheaper than buying CDs, right,
you know, but there was no way that and CDs
were twenty two ninety nine and there was no way
I was buying a CD amongth You.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Know, if I've done the math correctly, that's a forty
percent increase in Spotify.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
In three years. Yeah, boy, we can't trust your math.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
So I'm pretty sure went from fourteen ninety nine to
twenty ninety nine. Anyway, moving on, m You've also got
your platforms like Amazon Prime, which is doubled.
Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
And did you just shake your head at Claudia like
I'm wrong? No, no, Absily not carry on with you
numbers something in my eye?
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah, I demand I was shaking my head out of
out of sheer, just believe engine my neck. Yeah, you went.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
You looked at Cardy in which she's wrong. No, No,
I was like, oh godly, no way, Amazon.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Oh gosh, I'm going to die.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
I'm going to die on this hell now.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
So I have said, I've went on the record and
said that Spotify went from fourteen dollars in ninety nine
cents to twenty dollars and ninety nine cents, And I said,
that's a forty percent increase in just three.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
Years, is that right?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
So six dollars is forty percent of fourteen ninety nine
And what did you say the.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
New prices twenty dollars nine cents.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Hour.
Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's just you have a track record, so we just's
we don't think you were wrong. You know. That's why
I wouldn't have believed me.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
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Speaker 1 (56:56):
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