ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 7th May 2026

• Drag your landlord. 
• Clint definitely says "can I make love to you"...
• Bree's did her first ever whoopsie.
• Clint really needs to check his mugs before he makes a coffee. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tapped it, so we're playing it at SIMS Bri
and Clint. It's in the podcast SIDIS Brian Clint thanks
to KFC Brian Clint, cut everybody, Spri and Clin twenty
four hours out from the roast of Brion Clint and

(00:23):
feeling good. Why what have you heard?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Genuinely though, why no, look at me?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
What stop putting your radio voice so on and the
flashy lights and the cameras.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Honestly look at me as a friend.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
How are you feeling bit nervous?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yeah, me too, but scared, bit regretful.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Just been going over my life and my head really and.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Going are you trying to are you trying to figure
out what the comedians are going to come at you
for the most.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Tell a little bit of that, a little bit of that,
or are.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
You just kind of throwing yourself into it, going what
will be?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Will be?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Well, that's all you can do. I'm more concerned now
you can about how I will handle finding out what
people really think of me. It's more existential for me.
It's like does my ego? Can my ego cope with?
Because everybody has an ego? Can my ego cope with?
Knowing the truth because we all live in a bubble.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
If it comes, if you want to, if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Over the years, from what I know.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Of you and your ego, I think you'll be fine
or a long way to form.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I think that ego is pretty stable. That's a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Doesn't feel like one hundred like a compliment? Yeah, he
speaking of egos. The ego will land again this afternoon
with more Robbie Williams tickets. God, are we doing the
most for Mother's Day?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
We might be.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I think we got the best Mother's Day present out
of any other show.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
So.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
It's two tickets to Robbie Williams, and your mom gets
to choose which show she goes to. She can go
to the Eden Park show or she can go to
the one in Zied Stadium christ Shot show. She has
to answer the phone when we call, and we only
call once.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Like we're not calling her back.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
We're not like you know, stage five Cleane, it's her job.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
We call it once.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
If she answers, she wins. If she doesn't, we move
on five point.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
We're gonna make that call after birthday bangers, So text
us your mum's name and phone number and she could
be our mum, Robbie Williams winning mum today.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Right now we're going to do Trady versus Lady.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Fifty bucks as always up for grabs if you want
to give us a call eight hundred dials.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
At it plays Ms Brian England. Time for Trady verse Lady.
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Here we go the trades and the ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
That's a blast from the past. That opener, Well, tild.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You would bring it back.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I forgot we were doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
The trade's on, I'm thirty the ladies on thirty five.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Our lady is in Pookakoe. She's thirty eight and she
has two hundred cows. Welcome to the show, Natalie, by Natalie.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
What breed are the cows?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
They're a Cew week cross so cross, Atriana Freezer in Jersey.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh do you know all of their names? Off by heart,
a pet one. They're like a good scratch and yeah,
thanks your feet and all that. Thank you all right,
you're taking on our trading today from Tahia tour. She's
twenty eight and she has five kids. Welcome to the show. Letitia.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
How many girls? How many boys?

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Three girls?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Two boys?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
What a lovely mix.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Excuse my ignorance. Where's Tahia Tour.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's about thirty five minutes out of partisan North.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
All right, okay, how many people do you reckon live there?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I think there's about two thousand in total, so not
that many. I'm all listening right now. Natalie's got more
cows than you've got people.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
I've got a lot of cows around here.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, Letitia, you and your kids make up half
the population.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
We're going to use names as buzzers today so we
can be nice and clear. Natalie, Leticia, and the first
person to three correct answers gets fifty bucks cash from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Here we go, guys, best of luck.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
What's the name of the drink you might order a
child at a cafe which is essentially just meeks home. Yes, Leticia,
Fluffy Fluffy Fluffy is correct. One to the trade's question
number two, which animal comes first in the Chinese zodiac?
Is it the snake, the rat or the goat?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes, Natalie O.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Snake, No, Letitia, rat or goat?

Speaker 6 (04:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Actually a rat, the rat comes first. No points there.
We move on question number T three, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this Letisha, it is
Ariuander Grunde. Well done to the trades, Natalie. You need

(05:15):
this one to stay in the game. Question number four,
what nationality is retired footballer David Beckham?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Natalie's in.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
English?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
He is British English.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
We would have accepted either or one to the ladies
two to the trades. Question number five If I was
in Milford sound, would I be in the North or
South Island?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Letisha?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I was going to say, Natalie buzzed in.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I didn't hear Natalie buzz at all?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Did you buzz in?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Natalie? I'm going to say, I heard it? What do
we doing? Do we go to thought it was muffled?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Claudia.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
If you don't have a decisive answer, we have to
write the question off. She doesn't write the question off.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
We move on.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Question number six. What is the name of the three
headed dog in Harry Potter? Is it Fido, Rocket or Fluffy?
Latsiha for the wind Fluffy.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
She's got it.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well done, Latitia, the pride of.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
God.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
You're going to be talking of the town.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
They showed their mums and trading vers, Lady Champion, Latsha.
It doesn't happen every day.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
You know that's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Good game, Net, Thank you so much. Fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
The trades pick up that point, takes them to thirty one.
The lady's still out in front on thirty five.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Nix on the show, We're going to give you the
opportunity to drag your landlords. Who doesn't want to give
their landlord a good roasting you sick.

Speaker 7 (06:50):
To my years CDMs Bree and Clinton podcast Landlords, Eh,
have you ever had a bad landlord and you're renting?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, I've had a bad property manager, but not necessarily
a bad landlord.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Because the property manages the ones just looking after the
property for the landlord.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yes, and the landlord could have been perfectly lovely, exactly.
The property manager was a bulldog and it was not enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Sometimes I have to be that.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I would agree with that, But sometimes they can be
a bit much, but we never know.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
It depends on the situation.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Let's let me give you this situation that I've seen
where it's a landlord in this case versus renter.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Okay, so there's a landlord who has.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Taken a certain amount of someone's bond when they've left
the property. Always controversial, always controversial for a particular reason.
And this is the text exchange that's gone back and
forth between the renter and the landlord. Okay, sure, okay,
so this is the renter. They said, you've charged me

(07:58):
sixty dollars to clean the cobwebs. Are you joking? The
landlord replies, yes, for the cobwebs, and for the food
left in the freezer, draw the grime in the extractor
fan and the red wine stain under the radiator.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Grime in the extractor fan.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Interesting. Interesting, The plot sickens. They go on to say,
sixty dollars for the cobwebs. Jerry, You've got to be crazy.
Then Jerry's replied, you didn't return the property in the
condition you received it. And then they said, yeah, you're right,
I didn't. The property was in worse condition when I

(08:40):
did receive it received it. The oven was filthy, and
I cleaned it. The landlord says, you're focusing on the cobwebs.
I'm focusing on the condition. They go back and forth,
back and forth until the renterer says, right at the end,
sixty dollars Jerry to clean the cobwebs.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
It sounds like a sign. Old sketch it does, it does. Yeah,
this always just always gets my goat with this stuff
because you actually can't return a property in the state
that you received it, and because you've lived in it.
Even if you've got a brand new house and you
lived in it for two years, it's then going to
be it's not a brand new house anymore. I like,

(09:20):
when you rent out your house, that's what you get.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Do you feel like over the years it's gotten more
and more hectic about how you have to leave a
rental property.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
No, I actually think it's got better, do you. I
think the rules have swung slightly more in favor of
the people who rent these days, because remember there's all
those changes now where they have to have a good
reason to not allow you to have a pit that's
pro renter. There was a law or they outlined the
law which said, yeah, you can do minor diy in

(09:50):
the house, Like you can paint a wall if you want.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
You can hang a picture, you can hang a picture.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
There was a huge one. I think you can paint
a wall, but the landlord can request that you pain
it back before you leave. It's a white wall and
you want it to be yellow. It can be yellow
during your tendancy, but you've got to put it back
and which I think is fair. Yeah, yeah, I kind
of feel like it's slightly more pro renter if it's
ever going to be truly pro renter, because you're living

(10:16):
in someone else's house.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
I just think like the exit clean became a real
big thing, like when you're leaving a property. But at
the end of the day, like we said, yes, you
can leave a property clean, and I think that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
You should leave the property reasonably clean.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
But it can't be speak and spare like it's brand
new because you've been literally paying the mortgage on that house,
living in it.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
We're and tear for the last however many years.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Why is it not the case for anything else that
you rent a car and you don't have to return
to the car as clean as you rented it.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Heather Duplicy, Allen should be worried with this kind of chats.
We're heaven on our show. Is we could go straight
to talk back with.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
This no no, but her audience a pro landlord, oh
pro tenant. That's the that's the difference the place for
all that we are the news zib of people who rent.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
It's not a bad idea?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Does that exist? Does talk back exist like that? I
think they tried. I think that was today if him
turns out the landlords are the ones with all the money.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Oh, that's that is the issue, hey, speaking of I
thought we could put it out there this afternoon. Did
you have a bit of a nightmare landlord?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah? Did you have an unreasonable request from a landlord?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Was your was your landlord over the top? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
What did your landlord do?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I had great landlords when I first moved to New Zealand,
the nicest landlords they lived in because it was a
block of four apartments and they lived in the penthouse
at the top.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
And did I show you the secret? Like on top
they would.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Invite me up to their rooftop where they had a
spa and they would drink fredge. I was like, you
guys are the best landlords ever. Yes, but we're not
talking about those landlords.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, no, no, no, the landlords who deserve to be dragged.
And our first caller wants to be anonymous, understandable, anonymous.
Do you still live in this person's house? No?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
I don't, Okay what happened anonymous?

Speaker 8 (12:21):
So we put stickers on the bedroom walls.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:26):
But before I did so, I texted the landlords and
I made it very clear that when they were removed,
they would rip the wallpaper okay, And they said that
completely fine, it doesn't matter, okay when it comes time
to move out of the premises. They sat on the
final inspection day that there would be no deductions due
to the wallpaper.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Awesome.

Speaker 8 (12:47):
And then once the bond refund form had gone through,
I rung up to double check on it and they
had illegally changed the bond refund form and to try
to make a rather large deduction because of the wallpaper.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
How much?

Speaker 1 (13:02):
How much? A large? How much dollars? But you've got
the text.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've got the text when they said it's okay, did
you take him to the tribunal?

Speaker 8 (13:14):
I put a hold on the form and made them
do another one.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, right, wow, diabolical. I mean, you've got the text
to show that they said that you could also random
that they said you could just rip the wallpaper up.
What stickers are you putting on the wall. There's a
weird situation on both parts. This person wants to be
anonymous as well. High anonymous, High anonymous, Yes, do you
want to drag your landlord anonymous?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Yeah, so really interesting. Sorry he's an as yeah, yeah, okay,
he's an as. Yeah. I lived here for two years.
First year was with my mom, sticking years with my partner.
The first year he got renovation sum on the on

(14:01):
suite and it took about five weeks and he was
coming in at least once a week.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
The second year, Well, so when we handed in our notice,
he just never read the email. He just didn't bother
checking it. So when we actually left, he didn't notice
until he didn't get that week drink.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Wait, so he didn't even know that you guys had
left because he hadn't seen the email.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
Yeah, So we handed him the notice and he just
never bothered to check the email, his emails or anything.
We never heard anything from him.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's why kicked with Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
We checked with like Tendancy Tribunal or not whoever it is,
and they said that we had done everything.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
We told investment properties, do you have to have where
you don't even notice that you tend to move?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Do you show up to the house and wait, why
is there no one living in this house? What's happened there?
Landlord dragging story someone said I once got in trouble
with the landlord during a fl inspection because there were
grapefruits on the lawn under the grapefruit tree.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Shut up, Well, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Someone said, my landlord several years ago wanted to take
our bond at the end of the tendancy for not
noticing the interior wall of the hot water cupboard had
gotten water damage when the hot water cylinder burst six
months previously. How often am I supposed to look behind.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
The hot water cylinder?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, that's not your job.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Our landlord was trying to get us to replace the
roof on the house to keep living there because there
was a leak in black mold. We lived there for
three months and then left. Wow, for the record, we
did not replace their roof. That's crazy. Someone else said,
to replace the roof. I own part of the house. Yeah,
I own the roof. That's my house now.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Someone said property manager said no to sheep being allowed
in the house. So I talked to the actual landlord
and they said, have as many sheep as you want
next house inspection. I'm made sure to put two sheep
in the kitchen for the property manager to find.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Is that true? Story. Is that real life? I hope
it is. It's the most key wee story I've ever heard.
What kind of person wants sheep in their house?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well, it was obviously like a like a maybe like
a lifestyle block and they had.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Them in the No, no, no, no, No, one's renting
a house on a lifestyle block or why not were they?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Of course they.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Can byo sheep? Yeah, random, I reckon it would be okay.
Or do you think it's like what a residential house
like avan Dale?

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Sorry, that sheep living inside the house is weird to me. No,
I don't think that they were. I think they put
them in the house. So the property managers were like,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Is an apartment in downtown christ Church and they can
have a couple of sheep in here, and they're like,
go fill your boots. My landlord literally walked into our
house whenever he wanted, like when I had an app
and woke up to him watching me.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
That's terrifying.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
The property manager's excuse was he paid a million dollars
for the house, so he can do what he wants. No, No,
that's not how renting a house works. That's illegal.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That is so illegal. You cannot do that.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I bought this house. I can watch your sleep and
if I want.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Here's another one that's pretty much the same.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
It said, our landlord once walked into the bathroom of
the house I was renting from him when I was
in the shower, and no, he hadn't given me notice
he was coming.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I moved out very soon after.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
One hundred percent, as you would, I'd be getting the
hell out of there, all right.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Well, keep up those key wes have payments. Everybody, get
into your own house as soon as possible. This is
good motivation, these stories. Dedans Brian clin KFC's Cutzo Bower's
back for a limited time. This is good tea, Dean.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
The dust has settled from the met Gala in New
York City and a listers have been seen roaming the streets.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Roaming the wild streets.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Bree Let me tell you that some of the stars
the heated rivalry Boy we love Connor and Hudson, both
of them at one of them scene at six am,
and Hudson's seen at seven am in.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wearing boxer shorts.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Oh wow, Street Manhattan, look out, white filk box.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
The shots I mean we've all.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
Seen him naked, so like, like, you know, it's really
not that big of a deal, as I guess. So
they were at the GQ party. In fact, I've had
that they were the last ones to leave Love that.
Other stars that you would know how to very very
late past our bedtime, Margot Robbie and Miranda Kerry the
same A List party. They went to Baslemon. He owns
a bar called Montsigere in East Village.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
They were at his bar being very.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Fabulous, you know, and out and about on the street,
and you know, it's a really big one. Obviously, Jeff
Bezos and Lawrence Sanchez was one of the YSL party
that went on till midnight.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I've only said I must be weirdly late to the party.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I've only found out that some big celebrities boycotted the
Met calor because of Jeff Bezos.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
And Lauren's big donation.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
Did you guys know that.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, we we did see that. We didn't cover it
off that in depth, but yeah, there's a bit of
pushback to them allegedly buying their way into the Met
gala because they wouldn't otherwise be invited, would they.

Speaker 6 (19:10):
Dane No, that's right. They wouldn't be invited just as
general people.

Speaker 8 (19:14):
But I can I throw.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
In a Devil's Advocate thing. They donated a lot of
money to the museum and to the arts, So is.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
That a good thing?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
I've said it once and again. I always knew and
a wind tour was a sellout.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah it to her face. No, I'm scared of it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
How terrified?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Very good. No one's asking any questions about whether heated
rivalry boys pants were We're not worried that they still look.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
He was in a look. He was in like a
white little all white silk with no pants.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It was a cashion nice look.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Yeah, I have some advice for Hudson Connor's doing great.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Hudsonds byre stylist. Okay, yeah, and high a stylist who
knows about pants an integral part of an outfit. Yeah. Podcast,
we're talking before about the cycling race where all of
the writers, the whole peloton went down with gastro and
they blamed it on the cow herds. The cow pats

(20:19):
on the road and are being weat and it sprang
them up into people's faces. We've angered the dairy farming community.
Why what are they say, I got this text that
says I melt cows daily. I've never had gastric from them.
It comes from human feces. Look it up before blaming
the cows or bitter Yet, don't even cycle in the country.

(20:41):
We don't want you.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
So what they're saying is that people could have been
doing human poos on that road.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Oh god, yeah. We were talking also about the idea
of I'm.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Going to say it's more likely it was cow poo
wow and human poo, but I mean, we've seen it
happen before.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
We were also discussing the logistics of evacuating yourself inside
a light cra cycling suit and someone and I said
it would look like a baby's nappy. Someone said, I
don't think it would look like a baby's nappy. I
reckon it would spread through because it's so tight, and
it might squirt out the neck.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Or sit down in like the leg part, so you'd
have quite big light looks like you have big thigh muscles.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
But it's just all full of pooh.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Someone said, oh, you'd be wearing poo pants, like pooh
bike pants.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
We asked for your guest strick stories of when it
ripped through the whole crew. Someone said, imagine this being
a male ballerina in white tights and getting guestro. It
didn't happen that I know of, but just imagine it.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It probably has happened. The worst thing to be wearing
white tights.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
So we asked when did it rip through the whole crew,
and just steady yourself for some of these messages guys.
Hannah texted and said, my household got it all, eight
of us. We had already just recovered from the chicken
pox and then boom, stomach bug. My mother in law
shot all over the back of the toilet and a
rush to get to the toilet. Two of my kids

(22:12):
aged four and six, shouted whilst vomiting. I was hurling,
having to clean up a pile of vomit and pooh
for two days. It was horrend us.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Imagine having gastro and then having to clean up everyone
else's gastro.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
And your poor mother in law. Like hected thoughts and
prayers to the early childhood teachers who are texting in,
saying this is just part of their life on the regular.
We see you, we feel you, we recognize you.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Michelle text in.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
She said, whole family, twelve of us including kids, holiday
in Fiji. You do not drink the water from the island.
We were vigilant, but neglected the brushing of the teeth
add the carved Holy shit, literally.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, cover there should be calm while you were doing it.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
When I was filming it, because we filmed a couple
of seasons of Treasure Island in Fiji. Yes, And I
used to walk across the road to the local dairy
of the place we were staying. And this one night
there was a local sitting out the front and he
had made some carver and he wouldn't let me leave

(23:22):
until I had some.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, I was not good the next day.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
You tell me, Oh, it was twelve days shooting on set.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It was not a good time for me.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Like what happened? What happened to you? So what happened
to you? Brie?

Speaker 3 (23:38):
And you go.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
I drunk some road carver off a guy that I found,
and he's like, well served you, right.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
I eliminated myself.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
When a guest guestro take down the whole crew. This
text says boarding school, nearly all the boys in our
dormitory went down. There were kids sing in the urinals
and the showers and the sinks. I myself the bid
five times that night was a wild few days. That

(24:07):
is awful at least, And you can attest to this
because you lived at boarding schools. At least you all
had it, so nobody could be singled out as the
guy who crept the bid five times in one night.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
And it does happen like that because you're in such
close living quarters that are just ripped through the whole
boarding house.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Whatever it might be. Anyway, that's disgusting. So I think
we'll leave it there In press Nicks on the show,
what are the chances of you getting a pay rise
this year? Some New Zealand economists have crunched the numbers.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
We're gonna call our boss, Yeah, live on air, you're
gonna ask the question.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
The ZM podcast network economists have been asked, are Kiwis
likely to get a pay rise this.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Year in this economy?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah? Well yeah not. But Kiwis need a pay rise,
bloody oath more than an economy, don't they. And the
price of things is meant to go up, and so
those the wages are meant to go up. That's how
it works. We're meant to still be able to afford things. Yeah,
aren't we So according to the survey data that they've used,

(25:14):
eight out of ten Kiwis are expecting a pay rise
this year.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
They're like, oh, yeah, I'll get one. Yep, I reckon,
I'm going to pretty good. Yeah, if that's the correct number.
But just because you're expecting it doesn't necessarily mean you're getting.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Them two very different things. Yes, so we could be
about to disappoint eight out of ten kiwi's listen to this.
So the answer to the question will you get a
pay rise this year, according to economists, probably not, or
at least probably not a big one, is what they've said.

(25:51):
They said, some Kiwi workers will get an increase, especially
if you're in high demand or specialist roles.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Like so they're probably always just going to get a
pay rise anyway.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, because they can go like, if you drive the
if you drive the drill that drills the tunnel underneath
all they need you and you're the only one who
knows how to drive the drill.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Then they have to give you more money if you are.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And they'll go no, and you go, all right, drive
your own stupid drill.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
They okay, how much do you want yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
But if you work a job where they're like, na,
someone else will do it, then you go no, no, no,
no no, I'll do it, says the average Kiwi. Economists
expect wage growth to slow right down. Many people may
either get a very small bump or nothing at all. Boo.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I don't understand how the country can can just keep
functioning if things just get more expensive, yet no one
is getting paid more money. So how are people going
to survive?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
DIBt, that's the problem, dib.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
And eventually that debt piles up, piles up, piles up,
until everything just explodes and.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Goes to shit.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Yeah. I think I think that's how it works.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's just it's wild to me, Like I don't understand how,
Like some places can't say, like isn't it like shouldn't
the amount that everything's going up, Like shouldn't everyone just
be getting a pay increase of that percentage?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Like it's not rocket science?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, you'd think, Well, do you remember the saying
survived till twenty five? Yeah? That was last year. It's
twenty six. We're halfway through twenty six. Everyone was like, Okay,
I just have to survive till twenty five. It's May
twenty twenty six, so and things are still grabbing anyway.
It's one hundred and fifty bucks cash up for grabs,
and what's the plot? Nex week might need to win it.

(27:45):
It's z it m's bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh,
athletic not really but picking a movie title bat done,
just the plot line that she can do, brilli and clinse.
Why it's the plot?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Georgie is here to take you on? And what's the
plot today?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Good afternoon, Georgie, Hey tame.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Have you ever played what's the plot? Before? It's been
running for a long time this game now, No, I haven't.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
But I'm down for whatever, So let's give it a shot.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I like that attitude. Attitude, Georgie. I'll give you a
quick rundown. I read these movie plot lines out and
you buzz in with your name as soon as you
want to have a guess at what the name of
that movie is. You don't have to wait for me
to finish the plot line, okay, Georgie. Alrighty Bree will
do the same. And the first one of you guys
to give me two correct answers is going to win

(28:44):
a well, if it's you, Georgie, you get one hundred
and fifty dollars and.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I get ragging rights.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, little pat on the head, little head ruffle.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I'd rather than nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Okay nothing, you get nothing today. Our theme well, the
roast of bri and Clinton. Happening tomorrow we will be
getting burnt to a cresp by some of New Zealand's
best comedians. So for that reason, these movies are all
on the list of top comedy movies of all time
according to Variety Magazine. Okay, so comedies, comedies, comedies. You

(29:18):
ready for this, Georgie? Yell it?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Best of Like Georgie.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Movie number one, an overly enthusiastic guitarist gets thrown out
of his bar band Bree.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
The wedding singer.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
You're going a free guest, Georgie, Oh over, Nah, I
have no idea.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's thrown out of his bar. School of Rock.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Jack black.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Bonus point. What year did it come out? No bonus point, but.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Just two thousand and two three? Movie number two. You
still got this, k Georgie. If you can get this one,
you're still in it.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Comedy Georgie. When our heroes rival unexpectedly takes a win,
he is crushed. He was propelled to the top of
the fashion world by our feet. Break Zoo, lady, not today, George,
Sorry Georgie.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Hey all good, Hey mate, We've got a consolation prize
of fifty KFC chicken dollars for you though.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Oh good.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Now we're talking Georgie, and you're welcome back anytime with
the vibes you bring.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Hey, well done, break thank you may appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Dinner's on KFC as zed M's Brinklin podcast. You know
that feeling of when you finish a drink or some
food and then after it's all gone, you realize there
was something in it that shouldn't have been in it.
Happened to me yesterday morning. I made coffee for my
wife and I first thing, seven am, and I just

(31:02):
grabbed two cups off the shelf above the coffee machine.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Admittedly, they're not the cups that we usually use. You
know how you have a cup that you prefer and
a cup that you always gravitate to woods And I
was like, why don't I change things up? Why don't
I go for a different cup?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Great idea.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So I grabbed two different cups. I made two coffees,
and I poured hot water into those two coffees. I
didn't look at which one was which I handed my
wife for coffee, and I took the other coffee carried
on with my morning. It wasn't until I got to
the very bottom of that cup of coffee I realized
that the cup I had drunk from was actually the

(31:40):
Knickknacks cup, you know where you find junk around the house,
the odds and ends beyond the bits and Bob's cup.
And in the bottom of my coffee, which I had
finished finished all of it was a hair tie, a
cotton reel that you would use for like repairs. And
a needle, like a needle and thread needle.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
You know how lucky you are that you didn't drink
the needle. Yes, yes, you're so lucky.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I put the photo of this on my Instagram story,
and everybody is coming back and going, this is final destination.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
This is like you could have died. I got some
freaking needle.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
It's not a truck full of bloody logs.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
No ever got wedges in my throat?

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Did I would expect in the Knickknacks cup there to
be you know, some some coins.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
So I'm very grateful that we have a coin cup. Well,
so the coin cut You're lucky you didn't drink from
the The coin cup is not a cup you would
ever drink from. And I think that's how the coin cup,
so you just throw coins in the air. Well, how
did the.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Neck cup become one of the actual coffee cup?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
How did the knickknack cup come to be? Is what
I wonder. It's because we are a house of piles,
So we just have piles of stuff everywhere.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
We've We've got a we've got the Nicknack fruit bowl.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yeah, it's not full of fruit. No, it's full of Nicknack.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
It's anything but fruit in there.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It's just Junk's got the corded headphones, and there's.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
So many random things into the ges fruit bowl.

Speaker 10 (33:14):
Yes, Claude, I just can't comprehend how you didn't look
at it, like I need you to talk me through
the steps of Like you're making a coffee.

Speaker 11 (33:21):
You've grabbed a cup.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Is it a coffee machine or are you pouring something
that's a coffee machine.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
You just grabbed it and put it under the machine.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yes, I've gone straight. I've just taken it straight off
the shelf, which is just below eye level.

Speaker 11 (33:33):
Ignor the rattle as you've moved it down.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, but I don't understand how the things didn't slip
into my mouth while I was sipping the coffee. I
guess because you take such small SIPs of hot coffee,
it didn't have the chance to slip into my mouth.

Speaker 11 (33:46):
Didn't touch your lipp or anything.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I feel like the grammest one is the hair tie?

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Is that the Grammars bit for you? To me, it's
kind of the modern was kind of disgusting because when
you see.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
It, Nah, the hair tie would have all kinds of
like human particles.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
To mention that if they're not and this is just
basic hyji, not to mention that if you're using cups
that you haven't used in a long time, you probably
should rount them out. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (34:13):
You yeah, that was your first It.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Were you and wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
My wife was fine because the cups were stacked, so
she ended up with the cup on the bottom that
had been protected from knick knacks and debris, and I
had the cup on top, but not by design, but
pure accident. Imagine if she had the need if she.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Had the needle one, and then you get done for
murdering your wife.

Speaker 11 (34:32):
Oh my gosh, and then your kids have no peers.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Imagine we all watch we all watched the bloody docco
on TV.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Hectic.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, imagine imagine that. Well, you're the one that said
final destination.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
We're just going along with it.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
We're just jumping on your.

Speaker 11 (34:48):
Train in a log truck, barrel through your house.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Anyway, anyway, anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Big pane of glass falls onto you.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Anyway, say that you're happy that I'm still here.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
We're stoked, just still else I'd have to get roasted
on my own tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Clind sit in with Brion clind Sali's thorn.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Has appeared in a new movie on Netflix called Apex
Very Wolf Creek Style.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Like you said, can I make a plea to Hollywood
right now, start making movies that make us scared of
the outback?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I feel like it does nothing for Ossie tourism.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
No way, Man, Wolf Creek sit.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
The didn't do any anything.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Sit the middle of Australia back a long way for the.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Aussie tourism industry. Yeah, it was terrifying that movie.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I didn't make it to the end.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Oh you didn't?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Yeah, I left.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Not worth a day. No, so scary, and this movie
is very similar vibes big people in the cast though
Chali's Thron obviously the star. Then they've got Taron Egerton
who played Elton John and he's in The Kingsman. And

(36:03):
then they've got the Ossie icon what's his name? Played
the Hulk at one point, Eric Banner, Eric Banners in
it for a very short time.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Wow, scary movie.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Anyway, she's been doing some promo for the movie, and
she's appeared on a bunch of different podcasts and YouTube channels.
Do you remember when she went on the Call Her
Daddy podcast Very Open?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Wasn't she very open? I really like Sharlie's thor me.
I think she's funny, interesting and very talented.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Never been married by choice? Yeah right, Sheldon would ever
get married?

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
She said that she goes nah, don't need to get married.
She shared that on the Call Her Daddy podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
She's But did she say she's dining out on younger
men at the moment?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
She said she hooked up with a twenty six year
old How old? I reckon, she'd be low.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
No, fifty six, No late, lock it in fifty six.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I'll go forty seven.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Fifty six.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Now that's Charlotte Clerk.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
She's way younger than that.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Earlise.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It's spelled Sly's. Charlie's on.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
What did you say? I said fifty six and I
said forty seven? Charlie's Thorn's fifty Yeah right, looks bloody good.
She hasn't been in a relationship for a couple of years,
but she went on this YouTube channel it's called Subway Takes,

(37:32):
and one of the questions, I.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Like this YouTube, this channel, yeah good aim?

Speaker 2 (37:36):
They and they catch the subway.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
It's a bit stage now because they get comedians on
it all the time. It used to just be regular
people would takes, and now it's like, are you a
comedian with a funny bit to do?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Now they've got Charlie's got And one of the questions
that they ask her is what is a huge eck
in terms of dating for her?

Speaker 11 (37:57):
Okay, whenever a guy says I would like to make
love to you, it's such an egg. There's a lot
to un back, but actually there isn't. It's just very
simple don't say it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Agreed, I would like to make love to you.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
No, nobody talks like that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Stop calling it making love.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yucky? What do you.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Think have you said that? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Don't even joke about said that show reckons guilty.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Clinton is guilty his reality.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
I would never who reckons. Clint has said that in
the past.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
I think he didn't mean to. I think he was
trying out different types of.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
You know, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
He has said it, and I think he's also sung
it to a woman while singing.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
A boy to men's song naked with a like you.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
And then he had that scoop shirt neckline guys, you
think about me too much.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
And that Arabian scarf around his neck singing boys to men?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Isn't getting weird?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
None of those things happened, by the way, none of
those things happened.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Would you put your would you bet your life on it?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Yeah? Yeah, I would bet my life. I would bet
my life that I've never worn a scoopneak, a T
shirt with an Arabian scarf whilst nude with a guitar
hiding my private part. So I sang to a woman
that I wanted to make love to her.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
You put way more detail in there that we didn't know. Okay,
would you bet your life on the fact that you've
never said to a woman at any point texting, saying
it to their face that you will make love to them?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Or can you make love to them?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah? I put my life on it. I would. I would. Guys.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
If Clint wakes up dead tomorrow, I mean that doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
If Clint's not here tomorrow, not our fault.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
And I lied, then we'll know the truth. I put
them with the lot on this show. Okay, I do,
I do. I just want to. I just want that
on the record. The question we've.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Got is one of Clint's xes calling through. What what
did Clint's X say? That's that's the first time we've
had one of Clint's X.

Speaker 11 (40:17):
Tow wasn't quite big enough to cover everything.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
We'll cross live now to is Clint's X there? Hello?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 4 (40:26):
It's Amanda?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Amanda.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You dated Clint?

Speaker 8 (40:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yeah for two years? Did he ever say to you
that he wanted to make love to you?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (40:35):
Every night?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Thanks for Amanda. Thanks Amanda? You dated in the English
want hoodie. We want to know the verbal eck that
you received this afternoon. What's the thing that they said?
We're not talking like appearance, We're not talking. It's just
something they said, a turn of phrase that they used.
It's just something they said to you for which there

(40:57):
was no coming back.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I'm trying to think of this has ever happened to me,
like where someone has said something and it's instantly given
me the ick.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
But that's what we want. I know one hundred dollars
at M where you can text it to nine sex man.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I'm sure there's plenty.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Can we block Amanda's number?

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Plus is Amanda calling back through? Tell her I'll talk
to her off. I've been waiting to catch up with her.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
TDMS, Bree and Clint podcasts if you've just missed it.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
One of Clint's x is Amanda called the show and
stated that Clint used to say to her, I want
to make love to you, and it gave.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Her the ick. That didn't happen, and that was the
jump off for us.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Asking what is.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
The biggest verbal ick you have ever heard from someone?
Someone on the text machine said, I reckon. Clint still
says it most nights, no and gets turned down nearly
every time.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's lucky I'm married because the damage you guys do
to my reputation daily as her parent.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Someone else said, I don't believe it. Clint wouldn't have
said that. He would have said, hey, please, can I
make love to you?

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Very good?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
So we want to know what was the verbal ick
that you received. This person wants to be anonymous, high anonymous.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
H anonymous?

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Hello, tell us mate, what was the biggest verbal lick
you've ever heard? That sounds super unreasonable and I'm not
ashamed to admit that.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Okay, So I was on a first day and they
packed the.

Speaker 11 (42:25):
Picnic, which is so nice.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
And when he was telling me what was in the picnic,
there were sandwiches in the picnic, and he enunciated the
D and sandwiches a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
So can you give us an example?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
So I packed sandwiches? Wow, did you judgmental bitch? Did
you go on the picnic? Did you go on the picnic?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Yeah, like we were already like we've just done.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
A little walk. And how were the sandwitches? They were
so nice.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
It was like a little build around.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
It was really sweet.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
But I'm sorry, Paled that really steals his fate was.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
There a second date.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
No, you judge, you be.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It can be that somebody you can't control the act.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
And that's the thing with the ick you.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It just gets you.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
There's there's no turning it around.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
A guy once said to me, you seem really sweet.
That must be why you're a baker.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
That's so yuck.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Someone else said anything that involves the word panties.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I feel that on a deep level. Someone else texts through,
Actually where is it? I need to find it? Because
they also said the word panties. A thousand years ago,
I was dating a guy who once asked if I'd
packed an extra pair of panties for the weekend. I
just can't go there with that word. It's ick ick blah.

(43:49):
Just call their mundays or nickers.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
For your business, None of your business. Why are you asking?
Why did you know? Did he want to borrow?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Up here?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
That's weird? Pages here high page, hi page?

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Hell are we good? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Tell us?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
What's the verbal leck you heard before?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I say, I am in a back cleaned up and
say that.

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Actually I find if someone say like, can I make
love to your I find that quite attractive.

Speaker 11 (44:11):
I don't go.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
I don't say it I never said it.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
There you go, well you clearly did so, just sack it.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
I never.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
Bet it.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Now I'm going to hang up telling me, hang up
on you.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I've got a bad one though, tell us, babe, I
got called a naughty girl and it's not it's not.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Hey was that Clint as well? Did he do it?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Don't call don't call Paige a naughty girl. She's actually
you see it.

Speaker 11 (44:44):
In like the movies or like that movie three hundred
and sixty five days.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Yeah, and like you know, it's like baby girl or whatever.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
It's just not.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
Hard to read be sixty, but it's actually, no, I'm
not a naughty girl.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I did it really well in school. It's so hard
to read the room though, because I feel like the
an entire episode of six dot Life where they're like
call each other naughty and good as well, my good girl.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
No, can we give Page.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know we don't do caller of the Week, but
I'd give it to Page.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
I love her, You're my caller of the week? Page.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Thanks, I love you too. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Actually hold the line, Actually hold the line. Do we
get some case for Page?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Why do you make love to each other? You would
say that verbal that you received someone's tickson and said,
he said, I'm so pleased you found me. Oh, I'm
so pleased. I'm so pleased to found me. That's not good.

(45:45):
Someone else said.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Anytime he said anyway, he would say it as any
weight instant nek.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
This guy once picked me up physically and guessed my
weight up and said I felt like the same weights
he lifted at the gym. Later I found out he
never went to a gym, and he only said that
to impress me. That's so weird.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
What about this one?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
My ex from high school told me she had sorry,
oh not my ex from high school told me she
had bark in her undies when we were pashing at
the local playground. I got the instant full on egg
after that, no recovery bark.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
He tould you had bark in her rundies.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Imagine if she said she Imagine if she said I
had bark in my panties.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Also, it's probably your fault that she's got barking. Yeah,
you to make her sat on the ground. Probably not me,
But this check I know refers to her man as
baby boy never quite sat right with me. Guy I
was saying, said to me Asians are taking all the jobs.

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As I sat there eating my eggs, Binny as an.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
What an ignorant idiot? What an idiot?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Someone else said, I was chatting with this guy for
a few weeks. We met up for a drink and
we went walking along the waterfront and he turns and says,
you don't sweat much for a fat check? Do you
needless to say? He ended up wearing the coffee I
was carrying. He then said, I thought it was hot,
so I was complimenting you.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
What a d bagip.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Shit the last one for me. We asked what was
the verbal ick, the thing they said that gave you
the ick? Someone's texting and said my ex referred to
his junk as his peep.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
We're gonna go do a Wii wei from a pep.
Gotta go the little Boys group.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
We were just talking about verbal X, the thing that
they said that turned you off straight away, someone said.
A guy I me at once asked if I missed
him Free and Clint Birthday.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
All right, let's do your birthday bangs number one songs
when you turn sixteen, and we'll play our favorite out
of the three.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Sky is going to go first. Good afternoon, Good evening, Sky.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Hi, Sky, Now I believe you're going to do mum's
birthday banger?

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
What is your birthday? What's her birthday?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Ninth of October nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
All right, Sky, that means your mum was sixteen and
nineteen ninety four. And I've got a feeling Clint's gonna
love this one.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh does that take you back?

Speaker 9 (48:48):
Clint?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Scoop nctim the Arabian Sky layer down?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Is Sky a real person? It's just not that's a coincidence.
It's a coincidence. Sky. How old are you?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Eli?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
It's a great one.

Speaker 10 (49:06):
Sky.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Your mom's lucky. And you know who else was lucky,
whoever that woman was that you were with back in
two thousand and s.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Move on, Josh, is here? Welcome to birthday begging Josh?
Hi Joe? Yeah, good, thank you, Josh?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Hey bad, it's going bad, Josh? Is that something you
say to the ladies, Josh?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Nice? Josh?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
What's your birthday? Mate Auguste?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Alright, that means you were sixteen, Josh in two thousand
and six, and on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
This was at the top. That'd be an eck, wouldn't
it if you referred to somebody as a promiscuous girl?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah? So promiscuous.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Do you like a Josh Good song?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Absolutely? How you had to remember this one more for
Laura Evening?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Laura Evening, Hi, how are you good?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
How's your day been?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Laura?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah, yeah, really good.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
It's good to hear. I'm having a great time here
at work today. Here, I'm having a great time. It's
so fun, so is clet what's your birthday.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Laura, January first, nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
All right, that means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety
four and on your sixteenth birthday this was number one Canna.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Banger.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
This is a great song.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
I just thought about the song in years.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Are you into it? Laura? Yeah? I don't even know
if I know the song? Are you serious? This must
have been a British oussie kiwi hat you did you?
We have sixteen in the States, Laura, I was in Canada, Canaday.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Maybe it wasn't being in Canada.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Wait there, we're going to choose between Nelly Fotado, Boys
to Men and Dream.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I know you want to pick the Boys to mensol
but it is your favorite. We know that, like, could
we negotiate?

Speaker 1 (51:17):
I want Nellie Fotado.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Okay, let's play that.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Then, how you doing your leg?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
You want?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Bothare banger? Well done? Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
It does.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
From two thousand and six Promiscuous, The joke's over now.
No more of the no more of the make love jokes.
You don't tell me what joke's on.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
You can expoks to respect me.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
If you do.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Zans Brankolin, Nelly Fotato and Timberland for Miscuous. It's the
winner of birthday banger today it's Josh's birthday banger. It's
number one on the fifth of August two thousand and six.
So again, that's a twenty year old song.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
She's back too, Ellie Potato. She yeah, she touring again, but.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
She came back and then she went away again.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
I think she's still on tour on the round. Her
and Timberland need to talk up again.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Do some songs.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Any chance you get a go and sing us a
little bit like you're saying. Back in two thousand and seven,
what was her name? Amanda had a little flat in Avondale.
There he was just a boy standing in front of

(52:38):
a girl asking to make love to her.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Make Golish and Seams Brillant Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Is it my turn? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Oh we're talking about Yeah, I know what we're doing.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, I've concentrated all show. You've done a great job.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
I was about it was about time. I got distracted,
but but I'm here, I'm back.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I found this interesting article talking about how the average
person has usually been to at least four of the
top thirty cities in the world.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Okay, cities, not countries, cities.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
So the average person they reckon has been to at
least four of these thirty cities. And I thought we
could all go through the list. Does everyone have a
pen and paper your finger? I could it on my fingers.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I reckon it on your finger. You're going to read
everyone can do this.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yes, we're going to read out the top thirty city
thirty yep. And if you're yeah, you can play along.
Everyone listening. Point for everyone you've been to exactly correct.
And so the average person's been to four four and above.
I mean, if you've been to more than four, you're
above average. Here we go, first one London. I've been there.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, I don't need to hear every time you've been
talk Oh, okay, we can No, we can't. Sorry, in myself,
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Just trying to share amongst the group.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Go a lot of studies to get through KI New York. There,
all right, I'm not going to say Paris.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Have I.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
The Tokyo Madrid?

Speaker 2 (54:27):
This is This is way more fun not saying if
we have.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
When I say it, then I already said I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Singapore doesn't Singapore No, No, airport doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I've been there, been there, do boy, I've been to
the airport, so that doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Berlin. No, Buffalona, I've been to Buffalona.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Have you say it like that?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Yeah, and then they kind of told me to leave.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Remember I remember when I went to Buffalona and I
went to the nightclub and then I looked at my
phone and it was seven thirty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
That's right, You've got absolutely trollegy.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Responsibility.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Sydney.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
We've all been to Sydney.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
No, I haven't. Oh you've been to Sydney.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I've really not traveled Australia and wo wow, what.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Years to it? Did you go to Melbourne?

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Albourne?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Los Angeles? I've been to Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
If you've just joined us, the average person has been
to four of these top thirty cities. Soul, I haven't
been there, Amsterdam haven't been there? Yes, yeah, oh yeah, perfect,
give yourself point Beijing, Shanghai, Toronto. I really want to
go San Paola, Hong Kong? Is Stanbull there?

Speaker 8 (55:47):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Have you been a Stanbull man?

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Fun?

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That's more exotic than I picked for you.

Speaker 11 (55:51):
Oh, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Bangkok?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I've been there?

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Have I been there? Thailand? You went on your honeymoon?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Osaka, I've been there, pen Yep, me explaining? Where's that?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Canada? No, it's not I want to say Sweden in
Scandinavia somewhere. It's one of those away somewhere somewhere, Denmark somewhere. Yeah,
we're on the money somehow.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Stockholm, Stockholm, Sweden, Sweden. Miami, I've been there. I did
for about seven months. Vienna another city I was young, Vienna, Vienna.
I've been there, San Fran, Yes, I've been sand Fran, Bengalaru.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Where's that? I'm going to say?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
India?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Okay, but I have no idea? B E n G
A L you are you what? Oh Bengaluru.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Bengalu.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Didn't clear it up, Bengaluru. I think it's how you
say it. It's in India. How you've just learned what
the place is and now you're telling me how to
say it.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
You've never even heard of it?

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Okay, Now is man's plaining how to say it?

Speaker 6 (57:20):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (57:21):
What did you say?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
I said, Bengalaru.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Yeah, I think it's Bengaluru.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Okay, bengal U.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
She was one of the last, the last last if
bombs to fall. Oh my god, that was so worth
It is great. Is that your first ever? Is that
your first ever?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
It's my first ever?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I'm so sorry, relieved. We got Ella last week, you
this week, Claudia. Anything you want to say.

Speaker 11 (57:56):
No, I'm clean, I'm holding it first.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
It's been how many years? First ever in radio? Even
in radio? Ever? This was your first one ever?

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Here?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Whoa?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Well?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Good good timing. The broadcasting standards authority got disestablished just yesterday?
Ship perfect lists?

Speaker 3 (58:18):
No, no, we need to finish this and the last
one Mexico City. How many has everyone been to Coorea?

Speaker 11 (58:26):
Fifteen?

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Whoa?

Speaker 1 (58:27):
WHOA six six, eleven, eleven eleven for me too?

Speaker 11 (58:32):
Well, traveled show ladies.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Well not you. You haven't even meant to Sydney.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Yeah one day, Yes, God, I'm going to go sit
in the corner think about my life.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Jesus as AM's Brinklin Podcast. Do you guys follow that
guy Simon Squibb on Instagram or TikTok?

Speaker 8 (58:54):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
He's the guy. I don't know how he's so rich.
I think he made a lot of money in the
business world. Perhaps, I don't know. He's got twenty million followers.
He is the guy who goes around the world and
asks random strangers on the street, do you have a dream?
I have seen this guy, and if the dream resonates
with him, or he thinks that you're passionate enough about
your dream, he.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
Tries to make it happen for me.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
He tries to make it happen.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I didn't realize this, but Simon squib was in New
Zealand in February. He went to a cafe in Auckland
and he asked one of the workers in that cafe
what her dream was. Okay, she said that her dream.
This is a true story. By the way, The woman
who was working in the cafe was in Remuera in Auckland.
She said it her dream was to own her own

(59:37):
cafe one day and Simons Squib then went inside to
the cafe, spoke to the owner and bought the cafe
for How he bought her the cafe? What true story.
It's in the paper. It's a true story.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
How much was it?

Speaker 4 (59:54):
So it was?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
It was apparently a lucky coincidence that the cafe that
she was working at was actually for sale at the time.
It was a business, right, and not the building that
you just buy the business and then you have to
pay the rent on the building kind of thing. Simon
went in began negotiations to buy it for her. He
bought the business for fifty thousand dollars on the spot,
and then he gave her the cafe and he doesn't

(01:00:17):
want any of the money back. Wow, And now this
woman just has her own business. She was I think
one of the chefs in the cafe, and now she
owns the goddamn cafe. God crazy A. That's a pretty
big gift, which is why you have to be ready
with a dream at all times. So I am Simon
Squib and I'm coming up to you right now. Brie
what's your dream?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
My dream is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Oh shit, see it's as hard. Ella's gone. You get
one opportunity, no dream for you. I'm sorry, we have
to move on. Excuse me. Ella. Do you have a dream?

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
Oh my gosh, yes I do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I've seen you online.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
This is what i'd be like, Simon Squab. Yeah, good,
thank you. What is your dream? Ella?

Speaker 9 (01:01:00):
It's to own like a community ranch where I have
animals and they're like sick or needing foster care. And
then the community, you know, young kids, kids with disabilities
that come in for the day and learn about animals.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
And how much money do you think you need to
make this dream happen?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Millions, a lot of millions to keep that run into.

Speaker 9 (01:01:21):
It's expensive looking after animals, but I would love to
do something for the community in that sense.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
It's a lovely dream. Sorry, we can't afford an animal ranch.

Speaker 11 (01:01:31):
About a flower field? Flower field?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
No, okay, Claudia, do you have a dream?

Speaker 11 (01:01:36):
My dream is to go to Rome and see the
Triviy Fountain.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Why is that your dreams?

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Because I love the Lizzie McGuire movie, such a good movie.
I've been twice in they were scaffolding on at both times,
so I never got to see ruined by tourism.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
So you know, I feel like this is a dream
we can make happen. Found too late, No, I'm kidding,
what's your dream on a jet ski? Why you've got
to move me emotionally.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
When I was a kid, all the kids around I
grew up with nothing, and all the kids around me,
all the families around.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Me, they had jet skis.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
And I always used to go down to the local
dam and I said to I said, to every kid
that had these jet skis, I said, can I have
a turn?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
And they looked at me and they said, nah, you're Povo.

Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
They spat on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
So never once in my life have I ever gotten
to ride a jet ski. And I think, when I
do finally buy my own jet ski.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Can we go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
We're getting there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yes, I will know that I've achieved my goal and
I've made it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
And will you let the poor children that don't have
a jet ski right on your jet ski?

Speaker 9 (01:02:45):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
No, my jet ski.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
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