ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th May 2026

• Turns out you were actually too old to start doing what... 
• Clint finally did something spontaneous. 
• What broke up friendship's back? 
• What is an engineer? But for real, what is it? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
D it MS Brie and Clint pop podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It's Dams, Bri and Clint podcast z EAMs Brian Clint
thanks to KFCZS Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Got everybody Spry and Clint just looking at the deal
or reveal cases?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
How many have we opened?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Brie?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Five? One, two, three, four, five? It's five down the bottom?
Oh yes, five.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
So there's fifteen, fifteen cases and one of them's got
five greend in it.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I'm feeling twelve or thirteen. My I keeps getting drawn
to the twelve. Yeah, the twelve for me is looking sixty,
but it's not twelve.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's sixteen, which is directly below. And that's what mine,
that's what my women's intuition is telling me.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I'll take twelve and you take sixteen because I'll be
on top of you, be in the bottom. Deal.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, wait what we're also playing treasure on the island today.
Another chance to either go in the drawer to go
to Raratonga or score yourself some free money.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Better.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's at five o'clock, So deal or no deal or
reveal four tree draw or the island five and you
can steal Claudia's five sauce tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
At four thirty. Gosh, it's jam packed.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
She is absolutely full to the brim. Also, we're going
to kick it off with Trady versus lady. You guys
know the drill fifty bucks. If you want to win it,
you got to call her to play now. Oh, eight
hundred dials at m If the trade's win every day
for the rest of the week, yes, they'll draw a level.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
They've been doing well. Yeah, they've been on the comeback trail. Yeah.
Can they finish it off this week and level the scores.
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Play z teams Brian Ekland.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's time for a fresh round of trading versus Ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is the event, Treaty versus lady.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
All right, guys, let's go the trades and the ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
We do keep score, because what's the point if you
don't keep score.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, we're not playing for participation certificates to your dummy.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Not everyone wins. The traders have won thirty three times
for the year. The ladies have one thirty six win.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
A crown at the end of the year, so plenty
of water to go under the bridge. Yet our lady
is calling us from the home of the Big Cow, Morrinsville.
She's thirty nine and she's originally from England. Welcome to
the show, Laura will.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Hello there, Laura, Hi, whereabouts in England? You're from up
north Sunderland? Yes, lovely?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Any parallels between Sunderland and Morinsville, Sunderland and.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Not really?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
No similarities going they got cows in Sunderland, not really,
so no comparison nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
All right, Laura from Sunderland. You're taking on our trading
from Taranaki. He's twenty and his nickname is Sausage Tits.
Welcome to the show, Oliver.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Wait a second, you got a shout out on our
show yesterday, Oliver, Yeah, Flex.

Speaker 6 (03:07):
Called through and shuts up a bit, so they made
me call for you today.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I recognized that name anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, so they called Flick Flecks flex because he's musty.
Why do they call you sausage tits?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Put my top off and my boss started calling me
sausage ships rapping out big ariolas.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Oliver, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yup me all right, OLLI your
b is trading, Laura Lady first to three correct answers.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Gets the Fiddler's cash thanks to Kate Yet see alright
show guys.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Question number one, which famous broadcaster and natural historian turned
one hundred over the weekend.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yes, Laura, David Attenborough.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
It is David Attenborough. Well done. You're out of the
gates and on the board one to the ladies. Question
number two. Who plays Glinda the good Witch in the
movie version of Wicked? Yes, Laura Aria is Ariana grande
a sausage. Tests.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You're gonna have to pull finger, okay, or you're going
to be out of us rapidly.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
All right, here we go. You need this to stay
in it. Question number three, buzz in when you can
tell me who sings this song? Magic Michael Jackson? No, great,
guess you've got Laura. We're just enjoying this ristick and

(04:36):
you know that Laura. Would you like to she did
already one more time? More time? Yeah. They shouldn't call
you sausage. They should call you sausage for brains. Very funny,

(05:01):
we can very funny. I can't laugh this hard.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
At your expense without giving you something oli us And
there's some three KFC coming your way.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Sound good, boss? Do you see the builders for in
us call for an afternoon and got a legend. Has
he got a horrific nickname too? We call him many
because he's got a big head and that looks like.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Laura, you're a trading verse letting champion. Fifty bucks cash
coming to you. Well done, good on your Laura.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
CDMs Brie and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I don't know if you know this about me, Clint,
but I'm a big fan of the Great British Bake Off?

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Are you really? And there's the one main reason for that.
It's because of Judge Dame Mary Berry. She's a treasure,
isn't she an absolute icon of a woman.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
A lot of glad wrapping involved with Mary Berry's recipes,
have you noticed that?

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yeah, which I mean I trust her. Yeah, you know,
if she says to wrap it, she says to wrap
it to be safe, I'm going to do that.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Her cooking reminds me of those color faded cookbooks that
are in your mum or your NaN's kitchen the best time,
and there's something quite comforting about that.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
She has just received a big award at the Bafter's Ooh,
She's received something that they call the Fellowship Prize at
the twenty twenty six Bafter.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Awards, which is kind of like the biggest award of
the night.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
It's the British Oscars, right, it's the it's like the
like the Legend Legacy Award.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And when she got up, so she's ninety one, Dame
Mary Berry, she's ninety one, and she gets up to
accept this huge honor, this huge prize.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
And what I found interesting was she announced in her
speech what she's going to do next. Okay, what is
next from Dame Mary Berry at ninety one? Take a listen.
I've been doing this for over fifty years and I'm
still learning. So what's next for me at the age

(07:10):
of ninety one. I have just started my own YouTube channel.
We shall see incredible. I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Whoever broadcasts bake off of the BBC or ITV would have.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Seen that and gone no, no, do.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
Not move that.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
The elder boomers over to YouTube. They're the only ones
we've still got watching TV.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Don't do it, Miry, And once they find YouTube, they'll
be hooked.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Is this why Inclaudia will vouch for this? Is this
why you came in today and announced to us that
you're starting a YouTube channel.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, you've been inspired by Mary Berry.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I started my YouTube channel a number of years ago. Yes,
and then got scared because I was like, I can't
do what all.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
These YouTubers YouTubers do. Yeah, but then I remembered, wait
a second, I can make money on there.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yeah, and so I feel like I might fire it
back up. Do you have many how many subscribers do you, reckon?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I have on YouTube? Oh you yes, I got no idea.

Speaker 8 (08:20):
I've got fourteen and a half thousand subscribers, and they're
just desperate.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
For some videos. Is there anything on there already? There's yeah,
just not much bitter and bobs. What did you ask
if Brie was going to do on a YouTube? It
was makeup tutorials And did you say cooking? Yeah, yeah,
I might do. I'm going to do maybe I'll have
a few like wines. Yeah, got like quite a few wines,
and then like cook a recipe.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, call it breeze drunk kitchen.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
That fun.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Yeah, I'd watch that. It's a good time. Yep. I mean,
anything's possible on YouTube. Everyone's doing anything on there. Yeah. Anyway,
I can't wait to see what Dame Mary Berry does. Yes,
good on her for branching out at ninety one. Yeah,
that's a daunting thing. Yeah, at you know, any age

(09:12):
to start YouTube, but ninety one.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And they say you're never too old, right, that's what
they say. And yet when we spoke to Jack Johnson,
singer surfer extraordinaire, I said to Jack Johnson, I'm keen
to start surfing because my daughter has just taken up
surfing lessons. Do you think I'm too old? And Jack
Johnson said, uh, yeah, I know I'm not meant to

(09:35):
say that, but you're probably too old. There's certain things
you should have got into it when you were young
and you had more neuroplasticity.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
So what I feel like he was saying, even though
the saying is you're never too old, Yeah, there's certain
things where you probably are too old to start.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, Like if your dad is in his late forties
and he's just said to you he wants to get
into skateboarding, they say you're never too old.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I think dad might be too old. I reckon he's
too old. I think he might be too old because
what be judgmental, I don't know, depends on the forty
year old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, because like let's say he was a professional surfer. Oh,
then it's not like the BMX right far away, it's
not out of his realm.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
But if dad's been working at KPMG for the last
twenty five years and I just decided to hit the
half pipe, I feel like that's different.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
That is different.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's different, very different. Look it might seem negative, but
the question we have for you this afternoon is what
were you actually too old to start doing?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
You tried yeah, and then figured out very quickly. You're like, oh,
wait a second, I am too old for this.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
You're like, I'm just going to give it a go.
I've always wanted to do it. I'm going to get
into it. And after one, two, three, five sessions you were.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Like, oh no, I'm too old for this. Yeah this
is way too hard.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Eight hundred dials at him, or you can text yours
to nine sex, nine sex. We want to know from
you the thing you actually were too old to start.

Speaker 8 (11:00):
I'm bittering like some bareback horseback riding at what age
like eighty three. Frankie's called through, Hey, Frankie, Hi, Frankie.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Hey, Tam Hall are good, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
What was it for you, mate? And what age?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Roller derby at forty five?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
So wait, let me get this straight. Frankie, had you
ever done roller derby before?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Never.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I've got a few girl friends who have got into
roller derby over the years. They generally got into it
in their late twenties, thirty or man. All of them
have sustained knee or hip injuries. Frankie, was that the
experience for you two?

Speaker 10 (11:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (11:42):
My first was an eye injury and the next one
was cheat and then I thought maybe not.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Really, God straight to the face both times. I want
to know what your roller derby name was?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Question? Yeah, the nicknames that you guys give each other.

Speaker 6 (11:58):
My preferred name was Frankie squoter, but that was not allowed,
so I went for Frankie Spinky.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Well, thank god you.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Didn't say that on the radio, Frankie, if it was
inappropriate for the roller Derby arena, thank god you didn't
say it on the radio.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
It's a Pokemon name, it is.

Speaker 11 (12:19):
Yeah, yeah, it's one of the evolutions exactly, Frankie Spanky.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Frankie needs a spanky.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
We appreciate it. We asked, what did you.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Figure out you were actually too old for Someone said,
I took a break from cheerleading and I went back
at the age of eighteen after a six year break,
and it almost killed me.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Wow, even as an eighteen year old, cheerleading is brutal.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It is brutal, and having six years off, I feel
like your body does lose some of the memory of
what that is like. So, I mean, if the eighteen
year old can't go back to cheerleading, then what hope
do we have.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Jocelyn said, I tried to get into whitewater rafting. I
couldn't get down fast enough.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
I hear you, Jocelyn. So people do whitewater rafting as
a hobby. I thought you just did it as a
tourist activity.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Nah, some people like travel around, like doing all the
different whitewater rafting rivers and stuff. I went from my
first white water rafting experience this last Christmas holidays. Oh
my god, what's the hardest part of it? The hardest
part that I found is when you go down. The
waterfall we went down was like a seven meter waterfall. Yeah,

(13:31):
that's huge, which is massive, And they do warn you.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
They're like, when you hit the water. You're going to
be under the water for.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Quite a long time, right, Okay, And that scared the
living daylights out of me.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I was like panicking. We asked, what were you too
old for?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Someone said, hey, guys, my parents own a motorcycle riding school.
Shout out ormsby Motorcycle Training. They have quite a few
people over the age of sixty learning to ride for
the first time and getting their license.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Good on them. And also that's a.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Bit terrifying, because yeah, that's quite scary motibike riding.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
It's all about reaction times, right, Yeah, it absolutely is.
But hey, but hey, I'm sure they're getting the job done.
Insurance ed where the guy's riding his motorbike.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
He's in his late seventy's riding the motorbike and then
it zooms out and his motorbikes.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
On a trailer being towed by a car. Safest way
to ride a motorbike? What about this one? What were you?
What do you think you could do? But you were
too old to start?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Took up social touch rugby after thirty years away from
the sport at the age of fifty four, I broke
my achilles and practice before.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
The game ho hum.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I want to do more surfing though, before my sixtieth
birthday got to go small waves where the kids and
boogie boarders are watch out for rips shot les.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
We said, what are you actually too old for?

Speaker 6 (14:52):
God?

Speaker 4 (14:52):
I relate to this not the age, but the experience.
They said.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I jumped into a phone pit at fifty and realized
I have no core strength and struggled to get out.
Anybody who's been to like a jump or a trampoline
world with their kids and you see the phone pat
and you go, that looks fun.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I'll dive in there as an adult.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I've never felt more feeble than trying to get out
of the phone pat because there's nothing to push against.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yes, you feel very old whilst you're struggling amongst all
this old foam that smells like feet.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
And a little bit like you, And then you start
to pat it.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
You're like, there it means Bran Colin the Tea Live
from LA with Dean McCarney for.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
First Dean's here.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Simon Cowell has had a bit of a not about face.
He's apologized for something in his past.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
Dean, he has you know, he's a very different man
these days to what he was. Simon cow known for
being an original judge on American Idoland of book now
on America's Got Talent, But one of his most fam
miss scenes I guess you could say, was when he
was on the judging panel when Susan Boyle came on
to the shade. Remember Susan Boyle gave that jaw dropping

(16:09):
performance on Britain's Got Talent and she look, let's be honest,
she didn't look like she's going to sound like that.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, yeah, let's be real, she didn't.

Speaker 10 (16:19):
We were all like what And he said he was
quite rude to her. And he has come out saying
he actually can't even watch the audition again. You know,
she has thought of a twenty five million records, she
became an international star. I mean, we all know about her.
And he says that he was so rude to her
when she was auditioning that it was a real wake
up call for him and he I can't even watch
the audition. I think I've told you guys before. Simon

(16:41):
Caldough these days obviously I know him by working with
him on America's.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Got Talent for the last four years.

Speaker 10 (16:46):
He's the nicest person you've ever met. He goes through
the room, he knows everyone's name, he introduces himself, he
shakes everyone's hand. He's absolutely the most charming, lovely guy.
But he's he's a dad now and he's been a
dad for about eight or probably about a year is
I think, and he's just really not the monster that
he used to be. He's actually lovely.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
It's soft and tim Dean becoming a dad.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's so nice here that he has reflected and he
has apologized for how we talked about Susan Boyle. Hopefully
one day, Dean he'll apologize for those tight black T
shirts he wears.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
I don't know what that's happening, you know. He turns
up to the show America's Got Talent with about three
minutes before they go to air. Everyone is in panic, panic, panic, panic,
running around producers and they're like and he literally sits
in the seat and they're like five four three, like
yeah he can do it, Yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Do it when you own the show.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Absolutely, Hopefully he has plastic surgeon apologizes if we're doing apologies, bro.

Speaker 10 (17:48):
They it's relaxed the filler he had done.

Speaker 11 (17:50):
He looks a lot softer, Oh okay, softer and personality
and face softer and facial augmentation lovely to tea you
with Dean McCarthy, we can we're only being mean because
he was mean exactly.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Clint Podcast, I would.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Not describe myself, and I think you'd agree, as a
particularly spontaneous person.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
No, I wouldn't say that. That is a personality trait
of Clinton Paul Roberts.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
As I've aged, I've becomes more and more rigid and stuff,
or I truly believe.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
I feel like if someone is a spontaneous person, they
always have been.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah that's probably fair, you know, and they always will be.
I like to know what I'm doing, when I'm doing it,
and what time I'll be home.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah that's and have a fully laid out schedule, yeah,
hour by hour.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
So last night, when I, on a whim, decided to
do something different, look out. The people that I was
with didn't quite know how to deal with it. I
went to dinner with my brother, Yes and my best
friend Adam last night.

Speaker 8 (18:57):
Okay, two different people that was organized yeaheah, those are
two different people.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
My brother Callum and my best friend Adam we've never
met these people, he says he has them, you know.
And we got talking.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
So we're at a restaurant in town and we got
talking about the Michael Jackson movie and we're like, yeah,
i'd like to see that, and they were like, yeah,
i'd like to see that too. And I picked up
my phone. I was like, well, if it's showing in
the next thirty minutes, I think we should go. And
it's already eight thirty on a Tuesday night. Guys, on
a Tuesday night. I picked up my phone. I looked

(19:30):
at the event cinema's website. There was a screening in
ten minutes at eight forty. Wait, where were you across
the road.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
From the cinema?

Speaker 9 (19:38):
Not far?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
So I booked three tickets and we went across the
road and we went to the movies on a wimbree
on our whim host minute notice. Thank you, Claudia flabbergast.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Thank you. He went on a whim and a movie
on a weeknight.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I didn't get home till freaking midnight, bro Tuesday late,
as we were doing it for a school night.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
As we were my brother goes, do you need to
like call your wife and ask permission? For this, did you? Yeah?
I did, actually before you bought the tickets. No, no,
I bought the tickets. I called her to tell her
about it. No, we had a bad boy on our hand. Yeah,
and she goes bad boys, bad boys? Did Hey?

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I know I was meant to be coming home, but
I'm going to the movies instead, and she goes, well,
mister spontaneous, and you know what, I may.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Be very tired today, but it was worth it?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (20:31):
It was worth it. I feel like you're gritting your
teeth as you say it was it was with it.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
It was.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
It was with it because I was. It was because
now I am a spontaneous person. Okay, what are you
going to do that's spontaneous tonight? Who knows? By Now?
I reckon call up a friend and meet them for
drinks at the viaduct. No, no, I did. I did
my spontaneous specializing last night. Oh you've used up all

(21:02):
your Did I call a.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Friend and arranged to meet them for drinks? You call
them now for drinks on Friday?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
You plan to be spontaneous another time, you spontaneous individual.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I want to talk to people who are spontaneous though.
I want to talk to people who do this kind
of thing all the time, or maybe you don't and
you just decided to do it one time you thought,
stuff it, I'm just going to do this thing.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I'm going to pull pull pen and just go for it.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Do you guys remember the time I nearly spontaneously booked
a trip to Vegas?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Do you remember that? Yes?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
What was it for?

Speaker 6 (21:42):
So?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
And it was going to be we were going to
be in Vegas for three nights. It's the only way.
It was a long weekend here in New Zealand, that's right.
And it was This is a number of.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Years ago now, and a friend of mine who was
working with their New Zealand at the time. We have
we of other friends who work and we could get
the flights real cheap, yes, like, and they was some
crazy saalon at the time where the flights were so
cheap that we could fly to Vegas.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Yeah, for three nights, and you were almost dumb not
to go. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Yeah, And we were so so close to doing it,
and then at the last minute, our friend who had
to be with us to be able to get the
cheap flights, couldn't go, and so it fell through.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Were you a little bit relieved. Yeah, kind yeahs.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Anold take to nine six nine six with the spontaneous
thing that you did. You just did stuff at life.
Short life has got to do it. I'm just going
to go for it. I'm just going to go down
watch this movie. At eight forty on a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Night the z in podcast networks, I boll.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Tickets to the movies and the movie sated in ten
minutes and I just went to bre and that was
a two and a half hour movie.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
What a rush, What a rush.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I literally in the break have thought about something that
I was super proud of in terms of being spontaneous
for me.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Do you remember when the Women's Football World Cup was
the example. Yes, a friend of mine, so the.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Matilda's, the Australian women's team, who were going very well
in the comp, made it through to the quarterfinals. Yes,
and a friend of mine calls me up says, hey,
I've managed to get my hands on a couple of tickets.
If you want it, you can have it, but you
need to get here. It was happening not the next day,

(23:30):
so she called me on this. Yeah, but she called
me at the night the nighttime. So the next day
I think that night book tickets and then I was
flying the next night worth that. It was one of
the best moments of my life. It went to penalty
shootouts and then the Matilda's won And imagine if you
didn't do it right, I would have regretted it so much.

(23:51):
So we want to know the spontaneous thing that you
got up to. Much who's called through? Hey much?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
You we're good? What did you do on a whim?
I went to Brazil from New Zealand. What just went
to Brazil? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:06):
Pretty much.

Speaker 12 (24:07):
The story goes one of my mates had just gone
through a bad break up.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, we're meantually going to the Goldie just to get
his mind off things, okay, and he just called me
and go hey brother and going Goldie.

Speaker 12 (24:16):
Do you want to go to Brazil?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'm like, oh, yeah, let's go. How long did you
go for? It was for a week, like Ernie Zillan
was doing some specials promote directly to South America.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
But how long between him saying do you want to
go to Brazil and you're getting on the plane.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
How about two weeks?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, that's pretty spontaneous because you have to get certain
shots to go to Brazil.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
You know you have to get certain immunizations.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Have pretty much.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Passport because he didn't realize that I expired.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh my god, there's the pregmatist in me talking. You go, well,
I need to get my immunizations before I go.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I need to get my visas in order. Ellie's called
through high Eli, Eli, Hi, that's what you did spontaneously.

Speaker 12 (25:02):
Oh, I'm like, I I'm really bad for being a
spontaneous person. Driving partner saying, but I did move to
New Zealand on a whim.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
What where you moved to New Zealand like your whole life?

Speaker 6 (25:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
I was.

Speaker 12 (25:15):
I was bored one day or my lunch break back
in the UK, and I started the break job since
I started looking at jobs in New Zealand. And then
I got a job and I was like, oh.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Go wow the rest of it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Then I was bored on my lunch break one day,
so I moved to New Zealand. That's a great start
of a story.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
How old were you Ellie when you did this?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (25:36):
I was twenty at the time.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That's incredible, Okay, and anything else other spontaneous stories that
jump out at you.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
I have a thing for bringing home dogs without asking
my arm.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I know how many dogs I think I've done, maybe
four or five. Ellie, you're a night You're a nightmare.

Speaker 12 (25:58):
Yeah, but yes it's a dog.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
You can't mean you also can't say that life with
you would ever be boring. This is very true. You know,
be a good time. Thanks, Alie. Great story.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Someone said, My parents once every few months decide to
go and get mcflurries late at night, just as we're
about to go to bed.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Best feeling ever. That is so good, Especially for a kid.
You'd be like, this is the best in Alba jama.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
This might be my favorite text of the whole lot.
We're talking about spontaneous times you were spontaneous. It says
A mate and I got our tatars pierced on our
lunch break one day.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Hell yeah you did. Should we go get our nips pissed?
Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I think this is the bad kind of spontaneous. Someone said,
my hobby, I know it's both of them, my hobby
and I. I thought it was just him, so this
is fine. My hobby and I went out drinking until
two am and then decided two things to fly to Mexico.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
At six a m.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
We went home and packed, managed to grab the passports
and also that same night to move to the Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Oh no, this sounds like the blind leading the blind.
Here blind drunk leading the blind exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Someone said My friends and I were out clubbing in
India one night and we spontaneously decided to do a
half marathon the following morning. We got a but at
four am and had to be out of the house
at five am for the half marathon. We weren't able
to start until half an hour after they had started
because they were trying to find us registration packs.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Oh my god, that's my mind just can't deal with that.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I'm but you're already dehydrated and you're in India and
now you're going to run a half marathon.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I do feel like I'm a superwoman, though, after I've
had a few drinks. You know, when you walk home
and you're like.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Oh, is it like?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
You know how they say if you four when you're drunk,
you might get less injured because you're all sort of relaxed.
As the same true for a half marathon. I feel like,
can you kind of like drunk stumble your way through
a half marriage It.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Doesn't hurt as much.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
And you know, instead of an energy gel, you just
have like a shot of fireball.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah you have am. I was going
to say the one that starts with quick and ends
with if, but look out and say that.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah. No, that's a different tactic altogether. Thanks guys. Inspiring
not for me, but inspiring very good.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
It's z it MS Brilling Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Right now, let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 6 (28:28):
Well? Do you?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It's time for Brian Clint Google Down Punk. He's out
the game works. So I put these questions into Google
and then Clint, Claudia and Ella need to doog it
out to yell out the correct answer first. If they do,
I'll give them a point first to three takes the game.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I've been kicked off the work WiFi, by the way,
which may impact my performance.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Was a playing field, and I'll get off the work WiFi. No,
I don't want any charity from you. Is that because
of what you were googling? Last week? Yes? Did they
catch you? I told you not to. Yeah. Clinton was like,
how do you spell donkey? I believe I was trying
to spells? And then you also asked how do I

(29:16):
spell Mexico.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Anyway, we move on. Let's kick off the game. Question
number one, yell out the correct answer. When you think
you know how many.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Seasons of the cartoons Sailor Moon did they make? Five?
Five seasons, Claudia says, and that is correct.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Two episodes Gaming Lane God forty six episodes in the
first season from the real fake Geez the one God.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Zealor is so good, such a good show. Question number two?
Who is mindly Cyrus? Engaged to that guy? Clint gets
in quick and he is correct? One to Clinton, Claudia
max with two mixas. Let's how you know he's maximum max?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Question number three, next mixing, last summon the Arnold. What
exact day does winter in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Start this year?

Speaker 5 (30:28):
John?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Damn guy, I'm gonna say Clint got into.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
Or he was louder.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
It was one of those first Okay, you can be first.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Okay, I can because I was. I'll allow it. You
will because I did. Question number four, We move on.
What star sign is Hillary Barry? Oh gosh, Sanitario? Damn
it Leo, No, she's Sagittarius. Well done, Claudia, she is
a sad g.

Speaker 12 (31:06):
That one.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah to Claude tutor Clint Ella.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yet to get on the board. We move on to
question five. How many how many gold medals has the
New Zealand Women's rugby Seven's one?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Two?

Speaker 4 (31:25):
That's right?

Speaker 6 (31:25):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Gets it done with a guess and it doesn't matter.
Was the last one? That was the last one? That
was three for close an educated guest, but it was
a guest.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Wados one fifty chicken dollars. Congratulations, thank you, thank you. Finally, Wade,
Thanks Wade quite well.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
He needs more Wade.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Back and Clinton all the way every day, no doubt about.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
It, every day. Thanks Wade. That is good because Clint
does need an ego boost.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Correct as z it ms bring Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Big news in the car world, Clint, you know how
I like to keep update updated with the race car world.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Yeah, it's one of your passions.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
It is one of my passions. And so when this
headline came up, there's a family connection for me, so
I was even more interested family.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Family.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
So the headline read that there was a Nissan Skyline
that is going to be imported into New Zealand in
the next however many weeks, which they believe is valued
at one million dollars.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
A million dollar skyline a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
So a New Zealand car exporting an importing business has
purchased the vehicle at a Japanese auction, and they reckon,
this skyline is so rare and so.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Precious that it's worth up to a million dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
That thing's definitely going to get stolen in New Zealand.
Let's stripped for parts.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Let's hope they've got one of those those wheel clamps
when the steering wheeling wheel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I saw a lady at a cafe putting one of
those on her Toyota Corolla the other day.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I was like, girl, you're fine, Like it's okay, might
be an easy cut of steal. It was like a
two thousand and eight Toyota Corolla. Yeah, those things flying anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Anyway, the Nissan Skyline GTR that's being imported. I looked
at this car and immediately recognized it from my dad's garage.
My dad, and this is real, this is Legit has
a Nissan Skyline GTR, a Godzilla Godzilla.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Is it the exact model.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
That is being imported that's worth one million dollars? I
don't think so, but we need to get him on
the phone to check.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh my god, imagine if it is, it could be
welcome to the show, a resident, fast and furious in diesels. Yes,
we're good, not as good as you. You might be
sitting on a million dollars, mate.

Speaker 9 (34:07):
Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so, definitely.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
But anyway, Dad knows a lot about cars, obviously, it's
one of his passions.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
He collects different bits and bobs.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
But one of the cars you have collected over the
years is a Nisan Skyline gtr.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Correct at that's correct?

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yep, certainly is. And I wanted to check because I mean,
this could add a whole lot of money to my
inheritance if.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It is the right one. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
So the one that they have bought that is apparently
value valued at a million dollars is a Nissan R
thirty four Skyline gtr M spec ner.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Yep, what have you got?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I've got more of the garden variety.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
I've got an R thirty three one.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
What do you reckon your one's worth? Though? Like, if
I was going to make you an offer right now,
what would you accept?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I wouldn't accept anything less than two hundred.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Whoa okay, God, Okay, is.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That because it's worth two hundred because you'd think I'm
a chump and you think i'll pay that.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
I think by the time you can afford it will
be worth two hundred.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Wow, Okay, that's amazing. And obviously, Dad, you didn't pay
two hundred for it. No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I did not, But I've had it for a while.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
And tell clet who you bought it from? See what
I have to go and tell him.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
I think it was a drug dealer.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Yeah, I assumed it was a drug dealer.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Brienkland, most would say that a best
friendship is an unbreakable bond.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah, often it is. Yeah, more often than not.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
You'll put up with more from your best friend than
you would from a casual acquaintance.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
But then I feel like there are circumstances where those
best friendships do end well.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
This is the reverse is true, isn't it? Because a
betrayal from your best friend.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
It's like a betrayal from family, exactly right, So it
runs way deeper. I came across this girl who was
talking about the reason that her and her best friend
are no longer best friends, and I feel like, I
personally think it's very warranted. Okay, but I'm going to

(36:29):
play you the audio and then let's get your take
on it.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
I broke up with my best friend of fifteen years
because I found out she was cheating on her fiance.
And y'all can say I'm not.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
A girl's girl for this one, but her fiance is
my brother.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Oh, I was waiting for the twist twist at the end, thoughts.
I feel like it's warranted, fair, and it's not your fault.
She put you in a compromising position.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
She did she did bad, because I mean, that's don't
cheat on your husband.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Definitely don't cheat on your husband if he's your best
friend's brother.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
So for context, because I watched the whole video, it's
very long, there's a lot of detail in the story,
but essentially her and this girl have been best friends
since they were like kids, and the best friend didn't
date the start dating the brother until like after they
went to UNI.

Speaker 8 (37:30):
So like, so she allowed her best friend to date
her brother, and she was like, this is the best
thing ever.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
She gave her permissions.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I can't believe we're going to be sisters. How good
is this going to be? She was excited about it,
and then.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
She hasn't just lost her best friend, she's lost her sister.
And wait, oh that's right. I forgot to mention.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Could it's not in the audio there, but there's another
added layer to the story. So the guy that she
cheat on her best friend's brother with, yes, is the
best friend's ex boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Oh my god, yeah, oh my god. So it just
it just got worse and worse and worse.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
It's like that woman is only interested in sleeping with
people that have a direct connection to her best friend.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
That's single white females.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, that is really single white femally. Have you ever
had a best friend and then broke up with your
best friend? Like, even as kids, I don't believe.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
So I'm doing a mental checklist now, and my best
friends are still my best friends. I've got three people
that I would consider best friends.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
And see, would you say you're the three best friends?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
There's four because maybe you're And also they're not friends
with each other.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Oh, so do they all know that they're your best friends?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
We're like, oh my god, should we make clintse three
best friends meet each other and see if they get along.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
They've met each other. Oh, do they like each other?
They're all at the wedding. Yeah, but would you say
that they're like mates. Yep, not really. I've got different
friends for different occasions. Which one's the fun one? All
of them? That's not true. Don't make me choose anyway.
I've never lost a best friend. Yeah, have you I have?

Speaker 6 (39:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Why I was best friends. This was in my twenties.
You know, twenties.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
It's crazy you're dating. Wasn't my fault. So me and
this girl, we were like the same person. I felt
like when I met her, instant connection. We have the
same birthday, wow, and we just instantly clicked.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I was like, this is my best friend.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
And over a number of years it happened three times
I had dated someone and then she then.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Went on to date them after me.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
And the first time it was someone that I dated
for like briefly. Yeah, so I was like, I want
her to be happy, it's not a big deal. The
second time, the person I dated for a little bit longer,
and I was like And the third one, I dated
that person for like a year and a half, two years,

(40:19):
and I was like, okay.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, second one's weird.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Third one's a trend, And it makes me wonder if
she really did have the same birthday as you, or
if she just said.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
That because she wanted to be closer to you. Yeah,
well crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Anyway, we're still friends now, but not best friends, not
best friends.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah yeah, we want to know what was the thing
that broke up your best friendship? What was the thing
that made that error irreparable tear in your relationship?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
It's a pretty big deal best friendship breakout?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
How long were your best friends? And what was the
thing that ruined the relationships? And Clintic This person wants
to be anonymous, Good evening, Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
High Anonymous, Hey, how's it going? What what happened?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Anonymous? How long were you best friends for? And then
what broke up the friendship?

Speaker 6 (41:11):
We were best friends for thirty years?

Speaker 12 (41:13):
Wowow through zero.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
I have a child that I'm estranged from due to
many things, but basically I can't break through with him.
It was approaching his birthday towards the beginning of last year,
and my friend sent me a message that morning saying
that she had thought that she might send him a

(41:40):
message of home truth and I said to her. I
just didn't respond because I was so obviously. I was like, no, no,
we don't steep into other families and dear things like,
we don't cross that line. Yep. And the message got
sent and I found out later that day and saw

(42:02):
what the message was, and yeah, he thought I had
put her up to it.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
So she made things worse, didn't she?

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Well, essentially, yeah, essentially she put her.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Nose where you shouldn't have put her eyes.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
I understand anonymous, and I sympathized completely. Is there is
there an element of her wanting to do the right
thing and.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
Just not potentially?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, could that friendship be be salvage? Could you ever
be best friends with her? Again?

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Well? I sent her message a couple of days iatter'
and say, look, I just made some space because I
didn't want to show it from her and saying no.
And then about a month later I message and said
he let's have a coffee and just talking.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Three weeks later, she responded and said that she had
apologized via text and there would be nothing that she
could do that could justify in my mind what she did,
and that she needed.

Speaker 12 (43:01):
Space, and then she blocked me.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Oh, this is the thirty year best friendship. Oh, something
else is going on that you don't know to be?

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Yeah, I had to be bottom line, I haven't haven't
had any context.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Well, that sucks. That's hard, and I can hear that
you're still should be. Yeah, of course you should be.
That's thirty years. We asked what broke up the best friendship?
That's rough. Sometimes it's not yours or their fold, it
turns out. Listen to this text.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
It says my mum rang the high school that my
friend and I were about to start at and requested
that we had no classes together. After that, we drifted
because we hardly saw each other. What mum told me
when I finished high school?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Oh that is that's mum getting in the way there,
mum meddling. It's a mum meddling. But mom's that Well
it worked.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
What about this best made of twenty plus years cheated
on another good friend of mine on my couch under
my roof. When called out, they denied it. Truth all
came out. Nine months later.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Someone said, my best friend of over thirty years and
her husband got a bit handsy with me. Needless to say,
she believed him.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Me.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
I still grieve that friendship to this day. Another thirty
year best friendship, Yeah, gone down the drain. What about this?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
My best friend of many years was my sounding board
whilst I started an online business. I talked to her
about products, plans, goals, the whole lot. After a few
months of the business doing well, she copied everything I
did and told me it was just healthy competition. Our
friendship ended over it, and.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
So it should. What a snake.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
My mom broke up with her best friend of thirty
three years because she started seeing my father the minute
that my mum left him.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Whoa, whoa? What that makes you?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Qush?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Everything go?

Speaker 6 (45:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Were you always keen on her? That's what you would think.
Were you guys doing stuff? I go over every single memory, yeah,
or every single little thing and.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Just be like, yeah, what was going on? Someone said,
my cousin's best friend slept with her husband.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
My cousin's best friend slept with her husband. So two
best friends. My cousin, yeah, and this best friend slept
with this best friend's husband. Oh yeah, Taylor's odd as time?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Every time I did something, within
two weeks, my best friend had done it too. So
when I got pregnant. I just knew soon she was

(45:37):
going to be pregnant too. Sure enough, that's the hard one.
But why does your friendship break up over that?

Speaker 10 (45:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
It's weird, Like was it a case of the energy?
She was just always trying to one up you? Yeah,
maybe that's how you felt and you had enough of
that energy. I don't know. What about this?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Says My ex best friend was a snake. I send
her my partner's number to send a text for me
because my phone died, and then she ran away with her.
So what you've said, Hey, can you send my partner
a message? So you send the text from their phone,
and then in secret, she starts texting.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, yeah, oh that's not what I wanted you to do, slimy.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
I was d.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Bridesmaided from my best friend's wedding because she said we
were now in different stages of life. Bitch, please, that
would really rile bridesmaiding someone. It's major, Yeah, and I reckon,
there's probably no coming back from that.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
Yeah, what about this? This story is crazy?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Says my best friend from high school catfished me for
like two years, and then when I went to UNI,
she broke up with me. Because I didn't match her
prison boy friend drug taking lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Wow, that sounds like an episode of Like, we're just
listening to Jerry Springer stories now, aren't we? Yeah? Yeah,
what about this? Here's another Jerry Springer story.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Best mate from primary school twenty odd years had an
affair with my husband.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Thanks for your text, guys, and sorry for your losses
unless you're better off, in which.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
Case seems like most of you are.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
We were talking before about why you broke up with
your best friend. One more text, someone said, my mum
and her best friend had a falling out because I
didn't invite her best friend of forty odd years to
my wedding that I paid for.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
That is such a niggerly thing, isn't it. Yeah, Like
the parents always like even now because my partner and
I are engaged, and my mom's like, well, we want
to invite Sue and Ray and we want to invite
blah blah blah blah, and so I'm like, they don't
wanting to invite like forty people where He's like, who
are these people? Never metap before.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Birthday?

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Let's do your birthday bankers right now. Number one songs
when you turn sixteen. We'll figure it out and then
we'll play our favorite.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Aurora is going to do mum's birthday bang a first, Hi, Aurora,
manye by?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
How old are you? Okay? Great? And do you know
mum's name? Her name is Shanlee Shanley and what's her birthday?

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Her birthday is the twenty first deceevery nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
You crushed that, well done.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
It means mum was sixteen in two thousand and five
and we've done the calculations.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Here's their birthday banker. I love the song Aro.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
It's Nellie and Tim mcgrawa and unlikely crossover from two
thousand and five.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
It's called over and over.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
Do you like it?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
I don't know what, but Mum's done, Yes, she like it?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Or all?

Speaker 11 (49:01):
She likes that?

Speaker 6 (49:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
And you've done a good job. But wait there, we're
going to do a birthday banger for Ellen Cura Ellen.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Allen, Hi, how are you good? Mate? Has your day been?

Speaker 8 (49:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Quiet?

Speaker 10 (49:13):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
That's not too bad though, to have a quiet one exactly.
Let's see if we can live in it up a
bit with your birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
What's your day to birth the of June nineteen eighty three. Right,
that means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety nine, and
on that day in ninety nine, this had a number
one hit. Look out, Oh that's not quiet. No, they're
not quite four anything. But what are you thinking about

(49:40):
a bit of Ricky Martin? Ellen? OHI I don't mind
a bit of Ricky Martin.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Oh, good Man, who doesn't I like all the bits
of Ricky Marten shaky bond bonds?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Ellen?

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Wait there, we're going to do Anita's birthday banger high. Anita, Hi, Anita, Hey,
how are you going? Good May What have you been
doing today?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Work and running around after my daughter?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Busy? Busy? Hey, Anita, what is your birthday?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Birthday is the eighth of June nineteen eighty four, Right.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
That means you were sixteen in the year two thousand
and Anita. Here's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Bak Brinna's What do you think about vintage Britney Spears? Anita,
you know that's.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
My favorite, my daughter's favorite. At the moment, she's listening
to Brittany or the word.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
What are the chances good taste? Well, that's going to
heavily influence my vote as I threw my weight behind
that song. There to one birthday banger.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Oh, I think I've got to go with Tim mcglaw
and Nelly. Oh controversial. I had that third, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Heaga, Claudia down you you can put Ricky Martin back
in the mix if.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
You like, you have the power. These are all such
good songs I like writing at number one. I'm gonna
do what I want. I want Ricky Martin to him
look out see Alan Shakers Bondon.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
No.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
I respect that Hey, great song, birthday being congratulations.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Thank you so much, guys, I'll get it. Allen from
nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Here's Ricky Martin on Zidiman Clin. Ricky Martin on Zidim
with Brion Clint. It's a birthday banger for Allen. From
the year nineteen ninety nine, pop Quaiz hot Shot. How
Old's Ricky Martin? He's aging backwards.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
He looks like he's thirty five, but I think Ricky
Martin would actually be fifty. It's fifty four.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
Sit.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
He looks amazing. Oh God, we need to we need
to infild rate the gay and ask them, oh yeah,
what's your secret? What are all the lotions and potions
that you're putting on your faces.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Its bri Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
A Nick's guest, b roasted us to a crisp on Friday.
I actually can't believe we've invited this preck back into
the studio.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Look, two wrongs don't make it right, which is why
we've hit we've invited him back.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Into the studio. I'm nervous.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
He's performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
His show is called James Must.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Have Picked Yourself Up and get back in that seidle girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Welcome to the show. James must you so much? Cliff
wasn't lying? That is the actual name of the show. Yes,
actually it's James must Have Pricked Yourself Up? Yeah, last
minute change. It starts tonight, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yea. How nervous are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Do you get really nervous because you put a lot
of time and effort into these comedy shows for the festival,
and so what what's racing through your mind before you
go and perform it for the first time.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
I'm scared.

Speaker 9 (53:02):
It's really because there's so much that you just don't know.
It could be hilarious, which often I'm like, this is gold,
and then I try it, I'm like that was not good.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
That was only funny to me. So there's a bit
of that. But also please come and enjoy. I've been
to your show. This will be my I want to say,
fifth year in a row.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
I can't get enough of Mustarpee.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
He's brilliant and I urge you if you want to
go see someone and you haven't seen James before, it's
a guaranteed laugh.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
You're brilliant. I need to know, though, who are you
targeting this year? Okay, I've got a story.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
I went on seven sharp on TV one a few
years ago, okay, and did a story about ear Friars
and the boomers on Facebook were so angry at me.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
They've wanted me. Did just the boomers pro ear Friar
or anti Ephriyar? They were really pro ear Fryer. That's
my experience too, gay men.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
As a side note, the roast comes out tonight on YouTube,
the roast of Brion Clint that James was a part of.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
We've got some of your jokes from the roast. We
want to play. Most of the jokes that you did
couldn't be played on the radio, though.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
We have found that only three burns that are radio
appropriate from your set, and we want to know, in
the cold light of day, James Musterpeck, do you still
stand behind these comments?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Okay? Are you ready? Okay? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 9 (54:31):
First one, I've known you for a long time now, Brie,
and I have to commend you because I know over
one hundred bisexual women and.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
You are the only one that has ended up with
a woman. Stand by that comment, James muster Peck. It's
very accurate, which is why it hurts so much.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
All of my fans are bisexual women, so I do apologize.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Heavily married to men. Okay, you stand by that one.
Do you stand by this?

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Got engaged this year to your beautiful partner Sapphire.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yeah, give it up.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
The relationship between you two. It honestly makes me think
maybe gay marriage should be illegal. I absolutely stand by
good both of us lesbians especially.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
The last roast we want to know, James Musterpick, do
you still stand by this comment.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
I am a huge fan of your mom. Mamma Die
and Mama Die. If you're out there, I just like
to say it's not too late to have an abortion.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Do you stand by that comment, James musterpick I am
pro choice, Yes, stand by that. I just want you
to know my mom has heard the roast and you
were her favorites. There you go the video. The video
comes out tonight.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You may have noticed there wasn't a single burn about
me and those cluts because none of them are okay
to play on the radio. We would be instantly taking
off air if we played any of the things that
you said about me.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
On the radio. But they are in the YouTube video.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
They sure we didn't take anything out. You can go
see that YouTube video tonight when it's released.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You can also see James tonight, Yes, Tomorrow night, every
night until Saturday, right yep, the next full night in
the New Zealand International Comedy Festival in Auckland.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yes, and next week Wellington Lovely. Yes, Wellingtonians, get your tickets.
It's got the bree toms El's sign of approval. I'm
going for my fifth year in a row, James Masterpik
so lovely to see you.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, thanks so much. Niece on the show. Does anyone
know what an engineer does? Nah? Neither, but we're going
to figure it out, Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
The ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Here's a question for you. What the engineers do? I
saw this video asking that very question today. Somebody what
the engineers do?

Speaker 6 (56:52):
Like?

Speaker 4 (56:52):
What does an engineer do? And why are they all
called engineers if they all do different things? Does engineering me?
Am I an engineer? Who is an engineer? Am I
an engineer? Such a good question. Engineers are smart, we
know engineers. Your brother is an engineer? Correct? My brother

(57:14):
in law is an engineer. What type you should know?
This mechanical? That's a guess. Yeah, here's a mechanical he makes.
Can we please get a Clint's brother in LAWA Here
is a.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Mechanical he makes, c PEP masks or something. One of
my one of my really good friends, is an engineer.
What kind civil Oh? Yeah, yeah, he does bridges. But
why are all these people engineers? What is an engineer?
I know the answer because I asked chet Gpt to
tell me in one sentence what is an engineer? And

(57:50):
I want to see who in this room can get
closest to the correct definition of what an engineer is?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
So, Bri, what's an engineer? I feel like an engineer
is someone who creates.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Solutions for different problems. Okay, and builds things to make
other things work more smoothly.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Okay, I'll take that as one sentence. I'll accept that
as one sentence. Claudia, what's an engineer?

Speaker 4 (58:31):
I feel like very similar. I feel like in my head,
I know what a convenience. No, I'm on a piece
of paper.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I've written down four words.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
I wrote, build instructions, problems solving.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
Builds instructions, problem solving. That's what an engineer is.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah, okay, you sond like you've had a stroke with
that sentence, but we'll put it in. Ella, what's an engineer?

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Look, there's different types of engineering.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Clint.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
You've got bridges, you've got infrastructure, You've got I didn't.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I didn't tsunami prevention engineer. I didn't ask for the
different types of engineer because we know there are different types.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I know what my brother, No, I know that they're
all engineers. They're all engineers. So what's an engineer? Math? Math?
They're smart? Can I take that? You all have elements
of it?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Free is the closest, and with that math, but Ela
might be second an engineer.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
It's hard on.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
An engineer uses science, math, and problem solving to design
build or improve things that make life work better.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yes, that's not an engineer is.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Someone just takes through and they said, are you talking
about breeze hot brother that we've left that in the past,
have we?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I haven't more part of the Brion Clint Roast, which
is coming out on YouTube tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
So yeah, too many people involving jokes about my hot brother.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Someone just takes them and said, wait, how hot? Like
real hot, real hot, real hot.

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Mmmm.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
And don't get me started on a dad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
I'd climb him like a tree.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
You you you would have to breeze brother hot and
an engineer? So oh yeah, and he's just had a baby.
Someone said, whoa the dead toops.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Play ms Brion Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok and

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Live weekdays from three on Zidim.