ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th May 2026

• What weird beauty trend did you try? 
• Bree's got a mystery bite in a very private place. 
• A very hard question to ask yourself. 
• Do you tell your partner everything? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, so here it is as long as you've
got data.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's z MS Brian Clint podcast, z it MS Brian Clint,
thanks to KFC.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
And now coming to you studiolin you Zealand. It's a free.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What up y'all and welcome to the bre and Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
On a Taco Thursday Thursday. Yeah that's right, not to
Thursday Thursday, mate, thirsty Thursday you and bloody.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Taco Tuesday, Thursday Thursday for tacos am I right?

Speaker 2 (00:41):
No, okay, what's a lovely crew neck you've got going on?
Very it's a very gray millennial your outfit today, gray hat,
gray jumper, kind of a dark gray pant. Wait, shoe's gray?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Show data? Will you look like you're driving the magic
school bus to the snow? So shut up?

Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's the biggest compliment. I love miss frizzle.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Claudia. I know the deal in revealed thing is a
little bit different today. So people who want to open
a case, what do they need to do? How do
they get this spot today?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm gonna go, well, we've got a chance for you
to be a Q jumper. So if you're struggling to
get through on the phones, go to the zim Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
There's a post there.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just comment which case you think you'd like to open
if you have one in mind already, and we'll call
you back at four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Right, okay, So you can't call up to play deal
in reveal today, you have to do it on Facebook
exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Is anyone else with me that in your older age,
There's few things that I dislike more than a queue jumper.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Oh, someone who jumps the queue. Yeah, yeah, it just
makes me see red. There's a few things I dislike
more than having to go on Facebook as well.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You know, hey, I don't mind Facebook to my mum's
birthday party on the weekend west and I found the
Facebook invitation the day after the birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Party, see mate.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And this is what we keep saying to you. Facebook
is the new Instagram. Facebook marketplace is the is the
new place to be? Yeah right, okay, I've got to
get with the program then, just I mean, just get
on there and see what it's about. Times have changed.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Zidiim online. That's our Facebook page. Go there and have
a guess at a case and we could call you at
four o'clock for deal or reveal. Okay, let's get moving
with trading verse. Lady.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yes, fifty bucks up for grabs. If you want to
be our trade or our lady, you can call us
now eight hundred dials at m.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Play Zams Brionkland.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
This is the treaty versus lady.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Here we go, the trades and the ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
We do love it to the trade's thirty three wins
for the year, the ladies three out in front on
thirty six.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Oh ladies in christ Church. She's thirty six and she
owns a boarding kennel. Welcome to the show, Nicola. Hi, Nicolo,
are you at the boarding kennel right now? I've just
got home that we're about to go and walk them?
How many dogs are you walking, Nicola?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
We've got nine and today, which range from I think,
how smallest as a pug up to our biggest as
Bernice Mountain Dove.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
WHOA, what a fun job. Yeah, it's awesome, yep. Apart
from the picking up poob. That's that occupational, isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, mother,
you're taking on our trade. Who's also in chrash Urt
He's forty five and his most embarrassing moment was entering
a Latin dance competition untrained. Welcome to the show, Richard.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hi, Richard, why in the world would you enter yourself
into that competition when you haven't trained in Latin dance?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Well, you know, I just thought I'd put myself out there,
and my friend was really key to find a partner.
It was hard for her to find a guy that
wanted to do it. And I was way over my head.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Were you keen on the friend, Richard, to be honest?

Speaker 6 (04:01):
And I wasn't, But I was at this stage of
my life. I was like, hey, you've got to get
things to go otherwise you'll never know.

Speaker 7 (04:07):
And you do.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
No, you didn't have to give that a go to
know that you were no good made a real Richard
of himself rich your buzzes Trading Nicola Lady, the first
of three correct danswers gets our fifty dollars cash prize
thanks to KATEFC. Here we go, Good luck guys.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Question number one, what from what grain is whiskey made?
Grady Yes, Richard, Barie Barley's correct, It is BALI.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Question number two, Zendaya, Jacober, Lordie and Sydney Sweeney are
the stars of which current HBO series.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
He say, Nikola just got in Euphoia.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It is Euphoria. Well done. We are won, apiece. I
didn't realize that this latest season. It's been like four
years okay since the last season.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
That's a long time. I feel like I.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Would have had to go back and watch all the
other seasons. Remember what happened. Anyway, we're one a piece.
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Richard Hanna? Is Rihanna? Well done? Two to the.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Trades, one to the ladies. You need this one, Nikola
to stay in it. Question number four, what is the
capital city of Australia?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Lady Richard for the win, Cara, well done. That's a
trading win. I mean, it was no fault of your own, Nicola.
Richard was just too quick quick todayyazle that Latin dancing.
You know his reaction speeds up. Hey, thanks guys, Richard,

(05:42):
there's fifty dollars cash coming your way and a win
in the trading column. You know you're rich perfect sweet as.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
TDMS, Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You know how I feel like everyone's feed on social
media goes through phases of different things where different products
are pushed into your face.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah. One of them for me today it was a
glove that you used to get pit here out of
the boot of your cars. And Lucy, my wife goes cool,
can't wait for that to not work, And she's probably right.
But I got served the ads so many times that
I had to buy it, and.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
It convinces you maybe it does, maybe it does work.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Well.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
The latest one for me is a beauty product.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
It's a skin product and they're calling it beef tallow moisturizer. Yeah,
and you heard correct, beef tallow as in from an animal,
and then they've put it into moisturizer that you then
put on your face.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Beef tallow correct me if I'm wrong? Is rendered beef fat?
Isn't it correct? So they cook it down into a thick,
correct thing, and then you place that on your face.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Anyway, my feet is just flooded with ads for this
beef tallow moisturizer, and I just kept getting served the
ad over and over again.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
And I said to you yesterday, because your.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Wife is the beauty guru, and I said, hey, can
you ask your wife Lucy about this beef tallow product?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I keep seeing she is it actually worth it? Does
it work? She's a beauty editor, she reviews beauty products.
Does she knows all the time. Yeah. So I sent
her a message on your behalf. I see you, Bree,
would like to know your thoughts on putting beef tallow
on your skin. And she came back great, She said
I have never tried it, but someone we know did
and she said that it smelled like literal beef and

(07:35):
she threw it in the bin. My recommendation would be
try one with a little essential oil in it. Okay, Okay,
the ads are very convincing, and I am keen to
try despite the potential cow smell. Oh so she's been
like even she's up for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Just goes to show if you ram a message down
people's throat enough.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
If your cookies are strong enough, yep, you can sell
anything that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, that's good advice.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I feel surely there are products that are doing the
beef tallow moisturizer with a smell.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah yeah yeah. Maybe a bit of what goes good
with beef, like a rosemary rosemary be nice yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Can you imagine someone's like, who's making a roast Haley's
already taxed since he said Brie, I put beef tallow
on my face for psoriasis, and I smell like a
deep fried wanton.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, but how's your skin? Hatley? The Yeah, I want
to know how your skin is like.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
If your skin still is the same and you smell
like beef, then I'm going to avoid it.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
But I don't hate beef, you know, I don't know
that I want to smell like it, but I don't
hate beef. Have you worse things to smell like?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Wanted to receive the compliment you smell beef.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You smell beefy girl? You smelling beef?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
The roast was last week. I don't want to carry
it through.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I've been using beef tallow on my face for ages.
This text is and it works amazing, really see or
is that big beef texting? And that could be that
big beef propaganda.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
They've just got people around the clock texting through.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
There's been so many. There was the there's the bull product,
remember that comes from the bulls. Yes, that only males produce.
And they said to put that on your face. Yeah,
there was salmon, wasn't it Salmon Roe? But you meant
to put on your face the vampire facial.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Vampire facial where you dan some of your own blood,
your own blood, and they inject it back into your face.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
So you've got the blood of the young and injected
that into two.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I heard that's what Sheer Singer does.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
The one that because I mean, they're all really expensive
kind of you know where you go to a clinic.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
The last one for me were these.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
They were like, it's an orange like makeup pad and
I can't remember exactly what it was, but you went
to rub it all over your face and it gets.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Rid of the pigment on your face. It was all bs,
Oh my god. Okay, I fell for that black one
that you smear across your nose and then it pulls
all of your black head black heads. Yeah, yeah, it
doesn't work. What it does work, but it just ripped
like a whole layer of your skin.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, but then guess what happens when you take all
your black heads out?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
What they just fill up with more bloody dirt. We
want to know the weird beauty trend that you tried.
Maybe it was because you got served it too many
times in your feed. Maybe someone recommended it to you.
Maybe those remember that did see people and the mall
convinced you to spend eighty five dollars on a salt
scrub or something like that.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Remember I've told you before, because it was all a
scam and I was such a vulnerable twenty two year
old and so they got me one day and I
spent like four hundred bucks as a student, and then
it gave me an entire rash all over my body
and I took it back.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
I demanded my money back. You know you needed. I
need a hundred dollars at m or takes your weird
beauty trend that you tried or fell for or love.
Before we get into the feedback, there has been a
lot of messages about beef Tello, specifically break Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Of people putting their support behind the product.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Someone said, beef tallow moisturizer with lavender, and it doesn't
even smell like beef, and my face has never been
so hydrated. He I've used beef Taello for exma. It's amazing,
But you do smell like a roast dinner. I use
beef tallow moisturizer and it is amazing. I do smell
like steak, but that's okay at night.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
I wonder how beefy it does smell well.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
From the feedback that we've had here and that our
friend gave very beef.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
You know, like, would you smell like you know when
you cook in a roast.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And it's quite the the you know, the process cooking
your roast. So you're opening the oven and normally the
steams hits you in the face when you open the oven.
Open shut, open shut. So after I have been cooking
a roast, I smell like a roast? Would that be
the vibe?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You reckon? I reckon more pungent, more pungent. Yeah, it's
pretty pungent. It's stuck in your hair smell. We want
to know the beauty trends that you win and on
Richard's here, Hey Richard, I Richard, Hey you going? Are
you are beef tallow man? Richard is a big beefy Richard.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
But I probably should have fined it rather than what
I did.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Try. What did you try?

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Yeah, I've done a lot of exercise and sport and
are going.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
To bad knee? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Of course.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
On Facebook it says put the b venom cream on
it and that'll fix your pain and everything right.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, so for sixty grands, it was like forty bucks
and didn't do a single thing. Oh God, they got you, Richard,
maybe got your beauty. Maybe needed more than one jar
of b venom, Richard. Maybe it takes time.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Will they tell you at least two and then ask you.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
For of course they do taking the bee and cream
topically or orally.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Topically, just chicken.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm definitely glad it wasn't the other end.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Either, been very swallow, and that's how you get it
into your system faster, Richard.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yes, straight, you get.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Back to us, Richard, Maybe that was the issue.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
We'll talk to you then, Richard. More beef tallow feedback.
Beef Tello is amazing. The first time I tried it,
I dry riched and couldn't get away from the beef smell.
When my partner puts it on, I can't kiss him.
Has vitamin C enough. It's a mixed bag of feedback
because they said it was amazing, but they can't go
anywhere near their partner when they're wearing it.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, but maybe that's a good thing when you want
time by yourself, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I put tallow moisturizer on my legs, and my poor
dog was very confused about how delicious I smelt. I
didn't even think about that. Your dogs would go eight.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
My dogs would go nuts. That is a great thing
to think about. What about the person who takes through.
Because we're asking about the different beauty trends that you've tried.
Someone says, I once tried a salmon sperm face mask.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I've never had softer skin from the salmon stuff. That
was definitely a big thing for a while. Ah, don't
answer this, but how do they get that stuff from
the salmon? They milk them. I've seen it, but how.

Speaker 9 (14:39):
Real?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know? But how how do they get the salmon excited?
Show up pictures of other salmon jumping ye.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Showing pictures of salmon swimming upstream?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh my god, them, my god. I fell for putting
toothpaste on your face to get rid of your pimples
because I saw it on YouTube when I was twelve.
I did that too. Yeah, we all did that. It
dries your skin out, it does. The other one I
fell for was putting dittle hand soap on Did you
do that for pimples? Because I have pimples on my
chin as a kid, and so I just leathered my

(15:13):
chin with dittoal hand soap and winter bed. I burnt
like four of chemical but it was awful. Yeah, it
was so much worse than just having a few pimples.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You know what is the the gens it equivalent of
us putting toothpaste on our faces then putting pim pimple patches. Yeah, yeah,
but at least the pimple patches are Look look at
producer Elo who is pricked up because she believes in
purple patches.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
You don't. They don't work. They do.

Speaker 10 (15:39):
You got to sleep and you wake up and there's
white stuff on the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That would happen naturally. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind
of with Brie. No, I've used a pimple patch for
like two or three days and then the pimple goes away,
and I'm like, that's normally what happens.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
That's what helps though as well.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm not pecking at it, to be honest. The only
good but it's like a cone.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yes, it's good for that and to cover the pimble.
If you'd rather that. Then you know, people looking at
a sticker on your face around.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Than little stickers.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
I wore a little love heart the other day. There
you go, you get the benefit of that beauty trends
that you fell for. I woke up from a hesterectomy
high as a kite and I saw an ad for
color changing foundation. So in my state, I ordered six tubes. Wow,
completely forgot about it until I got it. It didn't
bloody change color. It just stayed white and rubbed in

(16:28):
like moisturizer. Cost me one hundred and fifty dollars. No
to self, don't online shop while on morphine.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's outrageous.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I have seen that foundation as well, and I could
never quite understand how it worked. Yeah, I was like, hey,
what is the science involved in this? I just feel
like it wouldn't work. Hayley texter and said, breast milk
is great for conjunctivitis. Oh yeah, it's good to have
this on hand at all times. While I'm about to
have a whole lot of that. So as urine, I'd

(16:59):
rather the breast milk. That's the that's the Have you
put urine in your eyes?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
That's the malori remedy. You put mimi in your own eye? Yep,
doesn't work. Well, it's what we didn't run ruer you'll
relate to this one, and I reckon you did it.
We asked for bad beauty trends and someone said bloody
epilators were the rage in two thousand and eight, and
I still have PTSD. Those things were so painful.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm not going to lie in two thousand and eight,
I still remember me and my friend. We couldn't afford
one because we were so young, so we decided we go.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Halvesy's a shared epilator. It was a.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Shared epilator, and because we lived together, and she ended
up inheriting the epilator for herself because I nearly took
my flap off.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
My park It there, Claudia caught up with Nile from
One Direction and that's going to be on the show
next Our producer Claudia got to live out every teenage
millennials fantasy yesterday when she interviewed Nile Horran from One Direction.

(18:10):
Totally not related.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
But we have since been banned from any further interviews
with any artists on.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
That label, which is crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
What happened? Had we had a little dinner date? Me
and Niall You had a date? Yeah, we a little dinner date.
Isn't he marriage? Yeah? He didn't know we were having
a date. He was kind of surprised him it was
a non consensual date on it makes sense now, tell
us about the interview. What did you talk about? What's
he like? How did you handle yourself, Claudia.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
He's lovely and he's notorious for laughing even when it's
not funny, so I kind of win and knowing that, like,
he's quite easy to do.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Really, I ah my favorite type of people.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeaeah.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
So me and Brooke from the Night Show we got
to sit down with him, and honestly, I think I
felt really calm, but thinking about it now, I might
have blacked out, Like, Okay, I don't remember what happened.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I know that feeling. Yeah, you sort of leave your
body for a bit.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, And it was on a zoom so he was
just on a laptop screen. And I've watched a lot
of one direction videos in my life.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yes, normally they don't reply, you know, so like you've
talked to a lot of screens that have one direction
on them and they've never replied. Weird moves on, you know,
it's getting weird.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
But he just appeared on a screen and I got
to talk to him and he replied to questions and like, yeah,
I asked him to do silly things and he was
game for it. Like I asked him to give a
New Zealand accent ago and he gave it to go.
How are you with accents?

Speaker 11 (19:31):
Struggle with your action?

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I was going to say, have you ever tried a
New Zealand accent? And are you willing to try?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Right now? Land, give me a sentence.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You can maybe say, Hey, I'm Niall Horan. My album
Dinner Party comes out June fifth.

Speaker 11 (19:46):
June fifth. Hey I'm Nil Horan and my new album
Dinner Party comes out on June fifth.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's not bad and it went a little Scottish at
the end. Australia Yeah, yeah, yeah, was ready for a second.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
I know quite a few Kiwis and I still can't.
It's one of the actions I can't get my head
around as a guy that Lake's doing accents. I can
still currently do a Kiwi accent.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
He wasn't a million miles off. Nah, It was a
bit in the middle where he nailed it and then
he dipped down giving more.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Australians definitely went like New Zealand. Australia, New Zealand Scotland.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
They think we're the same place. Everybody ever says things
with the same place.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Dizzy Rascal when he was here kept saying what's up
Australia and then the crowd would.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Boom thrown boot him.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
We were like boo, okay, wellw Zealand, you idiot? What
else did you? And Nile Horran from one direction talk
about it.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Well.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
I was looking at his merch store beforehand, and first
of all, I panic bought a vinyl because it came
with a signed thing, and I was like, okay, do
so I did that just beforehand. But I was looking
at his merch and I was really complimenting it, and
I saw that it was really on theme. So I
had another question for him. So you've got coasters very
on theme. I wondered if there's anything like that, any
kind of merch things that you've always wanted to make
that you've never had a chance to And you can

(20:57):
dream big here, like you could put your face on
anything you.

Speaker 11 (21:00):
Do a whole set of cookery, can't They clates and
dishes and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
But do you really want your face on a spoon?

Speaker 11 (21:06):
Probably not, no, you know, the handle, probably on the
hands or not.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
You get to the bottom and it's a surprise night.
You get exactly like this.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
Back in the day, we had march of absolutely everything,
two brushes, gaffer tape.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
It was all sorts of have you ever had toilet paper?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I believe guys.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
He brought up one Direction, he said, back in the day.
I wasn't going to ask anything about one direction. He
never actually said one direction, but I was like, I'm
gonna play it cool, just gonna talk about the album. Yeah,
he said back in the day. So I talked to
niall about one Direction.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
All your dreams come true. Yes, this is a big moment. Honestly.
Have you paked? Maybe? Yeah, so I need to Does
they get better than this? I guess it is, Harry,
talk to Harry. There's Hooperstein that'd be big for Clause.
That would be her houses in you and you've got
We've still got to get you tickets to five Sauce.
So you haven't peaked. But there was good, well done, Cladia.

(22:10):
I think she's I think does very good. The full
interview with Neil Horn is going to be on Zidim's
Late Show with Brooke tonight.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Such a nice dude, isn't a so nice, sweet girl,
so handsome Clint podcast The Tea, This is the Tea,
This is a really sad one.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Actually, Hayden Pennetier.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You might know her from Heroes or Nashville or as
the little girl who was in Remember the Titans. She
has released a book, so she is doing a lot
of press around promoting this book where she has been
super honest and opened up about a lot of different
things that she has endured over the last however many years.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And she's gone on the J.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Shetty podcast and talked about a massive modeling contract that
she lost over a really really sad and crappy reason.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Take a listen.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
It was Live with Kelly and Michael. I had no
intention or plan to talk about postpartum depression. It just
came up, and I was just being honest. Never for
a second did I think or cared that anyone would
have a bad reaction to it.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
It was my truth.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
So when I got that call that Neutrigena wanted to
fire me over that, and my representative at the time
said that's illegal, you can't do that. And even though
she saved the day that year, I knew that that
was going to be it. I was not going to
be invited back the next year. And I had worked

(23:45):
with these people for ten years and I remember not
hearing a word from anybody.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's awful.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Ten years she worked with them, and to be fired
over something like that is.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Wild to me, like it's her fault or something bad
or taboo and post batum depression is incredibly common.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
And it's such a taboo thing to talk about. And
so she's gone on a morning show and talked about it,
and Neutrogena turned around and said, now we don't want
what you want as a model for us anymore. That's
wild even then.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Is it taboo? It shouldn't be, No, but it is.
You should be celebrated for talking about it.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Taboo doesn't mean it should be, but you know what
I mean, like it is and people don't talk about
it enough. And this might be, you know, one of
the reasons because this kind of stuff happens.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Her box sounds like it's going to be very interesting.
The Hayden Penality book lots in it, that's the tea
with Brian Clinton.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
The ZDM podcast, it work.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I know this isn't really our domain, but permission to
talk about politics for a minute, not our own politics.
It's overseas, not America.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Right, yeah, okay, those are the two. It's UK politics.
No one cares about UK. Go for it, try me.
It's worth it for the payoff in the end. So
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I mean, I'm not very super up to date on
UK politics, but I've read up a little bit about
what's happening over there at the moment. And so turns
out their current prime minister he's going to apparently he's
looking like he's going to get the boot, and so
there's all these elections that are happening there at the moment.
So there's a lot of press around the different leaders

(25:26):
of the different parties.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Who's going to be prime minister exactly, yes.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
And who's doing well in the polls and who's looking
like they're gaining traction and all that kind of jazz. Anyway,
the leader of the Green Party over in the UK
is led by a guy named Zach Polanski, right, So
there's a lot of news around.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Him at the moment. He's there, Chloe Sawbrock exactly, And.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
There's a lot of press around what this guy, the
leader of the Green Party in the UK what he
used to do before he got into politics. And I
don't know if it can be a bigger one to
eighty career change from what this guy used to do.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Is it a transferable skill? Is it something that would
serve him well as the leader of one of the
wealthiest nations on the planet.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Some would argue yes, okay, some would argue yes. So
the leader of the Green Party over in the UK,
Zach Polanski, used to be.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
A breast hypnotist. A breast hypnotist, so hear me out.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
So he was a hypnotherapist, right, yes, And he apparently,
and this has been reported on, at some point in
his hypno therapy career, offered a service, yes, which was
hypnosis to increase breast size.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
We've got some audio of him, and I believe this
is before his career in politics, where he was talking
about how he performed this hypnosis on a woman in
how he believes it worked.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Take a listen.

Speaker 12 (27:21):
We've done it a couple of times and there seems
to be no shift. But actually, increasingly more and more
as I work with people, to starting to become anecdotal
evidence at least of a growth and breast.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Size but not from last week though.

Speaker 12 (27:34):
Yes, actually with her breast size and the son articles,
she says that she grew four inches. It didn't change
her cup size. She stayed the same cup size, but
she said it was a tighter fit, so they actually
grew yep, according to a journalist.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
How I'm sorry, how can people take this guy seriously now?
And maybe I'm being judgmental, but he's the leader of
the Green Party. How can people now take this guy
seriously when he used to be doing hypnotherapy on women
to make their boobs growls size bigger.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
No, I agree? What the hell is going on? I agree?
But I think, I think, I think, and not to
bring Trump up, but I think the Trump things changed
the game. And they're like, well, if he can be president,
then the breast hypnotherapist, why can't he be the leader
of one of the major political parties.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
So he was only elected to be the leader of
the UK Greens Party last year, right, And he has
since apologized for this article talking about this particular hypnosis
that he used to do, and he's distancing himself from
the breast enlargement claim.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Is it only breasts that he can hypnotypes? Well, I
think he tried. I think he tried that on himself
and it didn't work. He sure, because he sounds like
a massive dick. Oh just kidding, Yeah that you're right.
That is a massive career from being a brief hypnotherapist
to being a career politician. It couldn't be.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
I mean, although we do say a lot of politicians
are a bit of a boob sometimes.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Don't ye, A bit of a tit? Yeah, take it
a bit of a titter yourself. You're right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
I thought we could ask based off of this outrageous
story where the UK Greens leader went from being a
breast hypnotherapist to politician, complete one eighty in terms of career,
very drastic career change. Do you know someone that's done
the same thing, or maybe it's you and it doesn't

(29:44):
have to be like this outrageous but you just were
in one profession and you changed careers to something completely different.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Butcher to it? Oh, I mean they do radical, wouldn't
It would be one shops animals, one puts them back together.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I mean there is some correlation between the two. VI
to Butcher, which would be better? Well, if you got
struck off as a vit. I don't know if that
allow the butcher to instantly become a family lawyer to stripper.
Oh yeah, it's quite drastic change. I'll be more impressed
by stripper to family lawyer.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's good too.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
It's zed M's bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
A guy named Zach Polanski, he is the current leader
of the Green Party over in the UK, is in
a bit of controversy at the moment after his past
career has come to light. He used to be a
hypnotherapist and he used to report that he did certain
sessions of hypnosis to increase women's breast size.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
That it worked.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
He said it worked, There's no doubt about it.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
He tried it multiple times and all women reported an
increase of breast.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Seas hypnotized one woman's boobies and she got a force
INtime to increase in her bus not in the cup though.
You will grow, You will grow. What does you know?
You have to look into the eyes when you hypnotize someone.
Does he look into the nips?

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, he's he's mesmerized by the areola.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Sounds like a pervert. But what do I know? We
want to know what was your radical career about that?
I do HEREM.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
I am What was your drastic career change? M?

Speaker 13 (31:33):
So there she told to you guys about this before.
So four qualifications. Okay, So I am a I was
originally a beauty therapist back in twenty nineteen and twenty
twenty one, I became a florist. Twenty twenty two became
a personal trainer. I am currently a preschool teacher running
my own wets malp business.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
We have around.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
You were very impressive last time. It's still just as impressive.
Are you doing anything different since we last talked to you.

Speaker 13 (32:06):
I'm currently making wake smells for a market on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
How's the how's the certificate and chiropractor work going? Not yet?

Speaker 13 (32:15):
I tricked my own back.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Real well. Thanks him to Kevin. Hey keV, what was
your drastic career change? Kevin?

Speaker 12 (32:27):
So?

Speaker 7 (32:28):
I used to be in it architect designing software? Okay,
I changed that.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
I now sell electric unicycles?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Whoa electric?

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Who do you sell unicycles to? I know the ones,
the ones that look like I.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Was thinking like a clown, but but these are the
ones like you see businessmen like riding.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
Before for a video, guys writing off road. Yes, we're
talking fifty an hour if your teen.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's you guys in downtown Auckland whipped through intersections on
these wearing full motorbike care and they should Yeah you should,
but also death witch march.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I'm not gonna lie every time I've seen someone on one.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Of these, keV, I've just thought sexy, good call. Yeah, yeah,
you're welcome, mate. Hey, thanks keV. That's great mate. Hey,
Brian Clint, I was a pharmacist and I'm currently milking cows.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
That is a drastic career change.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Anyone who goes from an inside job to an outside job,
I feel it's a big change. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Someone said I know someone who went from being a
stripper into politics.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I've texted that person back and said, who was it.
I'm getting Collin's frae.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
What that's a compliment to loafer.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
My partner went from being a stripper to a courier
driver after ten year. God, what a change of pace. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Someone else said, my husband went from finance to being
a farmer.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Finance to farmer. Oh yeah, there's finance involved in farming,
so that would be that would be a transferable skill.
What about this one?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
This might be one of the most outrageous ones. It
says my fiance went from being a sniper in the
army to driving tractors.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Do we have snipers in our army?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Of course, every army has snipers, But.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Do we have them in our army?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Every army would have snipers, wouldn't they.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, I'm color me impressed. Fashion designer to accountants. Very different.
My wife went from electrician to village manager at a
retirement home. Wow, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's so interesting, Such a different line of work. Someone said,
my brother used to be a police drug dog handler.
He left that and became an owner of a hash
cafe in Canada.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Go figure, So you went from sniffing out drugs on
criminals to serving drugs to people legally. Yeah, interesting, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Someone else said, my sister in Scotland, after taking redundancy,
went from twenty five years in corporate banking to retaining
to retraining as an early children's childhood teacher.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
She wished she had done it years before. That's cool.
That's pretty cool. It's like a vocation. I was riding
race horses. Now I'm a criminal defense lawyer. Wow. Wow.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Someone said I was a builder and then I went
into cheesemaking. Oh, cheese shit, that's my dream. You know,
my fiance is perfect. My fiance is perfect. But imagine
if she was a cheesemaker.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
You don't want to be a cheesemaker. You want to
be a cheese eater. That's a two very different why.
This is why alcoholics shouldn't run breweries. Cheese addicts shouldn't
make cheese.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
What do you think I would be if I was
engaged to a cheesemaker?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
She makes it? Oh, I eat it, constipated and enormous.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
That it would also be true as zad AM's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Once upon a time, there was a girl.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
She was smart, debatable, talented, eh athletic, not really.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
But picking a movie title based on just the plot.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Line that she can do brill and clinse.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
What's the plot? A movie? Guessing game with a movie
the prize money rather as slowly going up and up
and up. We're at two hundred dollars cash and you
can have that today, Rebecca, if you can beat Bree,
good afternoon, hi beg h not.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
A bad afternoon out Beck? Two hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, no, that would be nice. Are you a movie nuts?
Do you know your films?

Speaker 14 (36:49):
I'd be watched for a few movies, but I've never
played against Race.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
She is pretty good. That's her thing.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I have off days, though, Beck, I really do.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Okay, Beck, I'm gonna read you movie plot lines. You're
gonna buzz in with your name as soon as you
want to have a guess, and if you get two
of them correct before Bree does, you're the WA's the
plot champion. Okay, Okay, yep, best of luck. Today our
theme because there is a fast and furious TV series
officially in the works. Believe it or not, nine movies

(37:20):
was not enough. They also need a TV series exactly
what we needed. Today's theme is movies based on TV
shows or TV shows based on movies. Okay, there's a
movies and TV shows essentially. Okay, Oh gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Here you go, guys, good luck. Here's your first plot.
When two useless cops join a secret unit Bree, bad Boys,

(37:42):
Babe Boys is wrong, Free guests, Rebecca, No, no, no,
I'll keep going. When two useless cops join a secret unit,
they use their youthful appearances Bree twenty one Jump Street
Johnny Depp and the TV show Jonahill and Chenning Tatum

(38:05):
in the film correct one Nil, Rebecca, you're still in
this yep. Plot Line number two, a trio of elite
private investigators armed with the latest and high tech tools.
Rebecca Charlie's angel.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, Oh well done, Beck, I had nothing there.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well done, good show. We're all leveled. This is this
is for the win. There's some block. Plot Line number three,
a disgraced Olympic swimmer tries to find redemption by filling
out one of three spots that have opened up on
a lifeguard team. They watch bywatch.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
O God, I felt you breathing down my neck. Then, Rebecca,
you did bloody well. Just be proud of yourself.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Just know that Bree needed to win that more than
you did. Rebecca. You know that's how whole entity it is.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
It's all I've got, the only talent. And to show
you how well you did, we've got fifty KFC Chicken
dollars as a consolation prize.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Beck.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Oh, thank you, thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
We'll play again next Taco Thursday for two hundred and
fifty dollars. That was a close one.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
This week play Zams Brienkland.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
I've got a question that I have stumbled across that
really stumped me. Like when I saw this, I was like,
I don't know, I don't know if I can decide,
and I wanted to put it to you guys and
everyone listening. So it was off of this video I
saw online Paul Mescal who was the Gladiator and Gladiator.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Too, Gracie Abram's partner.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yes, correct, it was him and some other guy and
they were discussing different things and here's one of the
questions that was put to them.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
I would rather live without music than movies.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh my god, I want to question you.

Speaker 14 (40:06):
Imagine a world where there was no music.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
I'd rather live with that music. I agree with that. No,
you would have no job, or you can work all
I was thinking. I was thinking at least of the theater.
But if you didn't have music. I love movies.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
You love movies.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's a tough question. There's a really it's a good question.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
What would you rather live without?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
So you either we take away all music in the
world or we take away all the movies in the world.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Seems pretty clear cut to me. Me too, get rid
of the movies we existed without movies for ever, and
it's only within the last hundred years that movies have
become a thing. And yeah they're great, but it's not music.
Music is we existed without music at some point? Did we?

(40:56):
Did we have we? Ever? I'd say so?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Always been singing though.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, no good singing, drumming on a cave wall.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
We were monkeys?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Do we sing?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Maybe I wasn't, there were I don't know. I don't know.
I remember life before movies. We were fine.

Speaker 13 (41:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
This is obviously we need to take Clint out of
this because he doesn't watch movies, so it's a pretty
easy question for you to answer.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
So poor miss Gale was selfish and he said he'd
prefer to have movies because that's his job. You're on
the radio, so let's talk back. Oh, opinions. Yeah, there's podcasts.
They don't have music in them. No music.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
No concerts.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh music, no concerts. Movies but still TV shows. Yeah
that would be the case. Oh, then get rid of
the movies. I'm having to live with TV. The Golden
Age of television.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Shows are just extra long movies.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Okay. Someone also said, if there was no music, if
you went for movies and no music. There'd be no
music in the movies. Yeah, would be a pretty dry
balls movie. I just missed the Interstellar with no music.
Pretty lame. Jurassic Park without the Jurassic Park music, no thinks,
just be a bunch of dinosaurs. Stop it around. They

(42:19):
really make use of the.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Laugh tracks though they need something on there.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, we love a laugh check. I'm going no no music, Brie,
no music.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
You're going no movies, no movies, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
If there's TV shows, that's easy. I'm going no movies.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, no movies. Keep the music, although, god, that's pretty sad.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
No Titanic, No Hunger Games, ladies, Oh that's big fore devastated.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I'm watching the games. I still read the book. No
Hanger games or no Billy Eilish. I refuse to answer
nine sex.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Nine takes us your choice TDMS Bri and Clint.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Last night, Clint, I was minding my own business. I
was laying in bed when all of a sudden I
felt something bite me.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
On my bottom. On your bottom, right, okay? I was
waiting for where on my bottom?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
And then I was like, oh, and like it actually
hurt quite a lot. And then like a minute later,
felt it again, felt like a bolt of lightning struck
me up my behind geez. And then I kind of
jumped up out of bed, pulled my sheets out, and
I was like, what is that? I couldn't figure out
what a bloody was and I didn't find anything in

(43:42):
the bed, and I didn't want to wake my partner up.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
You know, she's pregnant. Let it let her sleep.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
And just to be clear, it wasn't her, I.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Don't believe, so she was fast asleep. And now I'm thinking,
I'm like, was it a mosquito? Or have I been
bitten by something more sinister?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Do you have bid bugs?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
A bloody hope not? I bloody hope not. And there's
only one way that we can really settle this. One
of you guys is gonna have to have a look.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I understand now there's someone who's already performed this duty
for us before, and I feel comfortable.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I feel like with that person as they have already
been in that area.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Three two one, Ella, come on, and you gonna do
your special job again.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Do you feel comfortable having a look at my bottom
to see if I've been either stung by a mosquito?
Or bitten by maybe a spider.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
Well, I've only looked at your bum through the pants.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Is your pens off?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
No, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to like
pull my undies to the side because this is where
it gets bad. It's not like on my you know,
on the side of my bum cheek. It's like nearly
directly in the crack area on.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
The inner curve. Yes, and that's why it's in a
bad spot. Well, has her glasses on? Okay, don't you
don't you look well, we don't want you. I don't
want to look yourself. I don't need you looking right,
I'll just close my eyes. You guys to Okay, can.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
You see.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Pull my cheek apart? For God's sake, pull my che
apart your saucy little meats? Is it over?

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I think like that's a big bite. And then did
you see ela, did you see one incision mark or two?
There was two? So you've been bidden by something with
fangs and it was quite close into the into the crack.

Speaker 10 (45:56):
As it's like you know, when it bites, it's quite bloody.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
In the.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Did the ass cheek look swollen? No, but it looked
great as she was looking, she's pulling my butt cheek
to the side. Do you want a proper inspection or not?
That's true. I did ask you, and I thank you
for doing a thorough job. I mean, Elany would have
spread her own bum cheeks, but no, you made Ala

(46:24):
for you. That's a good friend right there. It's so
we're two from here now that you've made Alla confirm
that it's definitely a bite. What are we doing, lammasl
is that you reckon that? What would you say, doctor?
Calamine lotion is the antihistamine lotion? Okay?

Speaker 4 (46:40):
And anti histamine you would prescribe?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay? Do you want you want Ala to apply that?
As all looks glove up? No, stop, everyone stop. We've
just received a really important text. Yes, it says, why
couldn't Bree get her partner to check it for her?
Because unreal?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Because this happened late last night. My partner's sleeping. I
don't want to wake her up. Yeah, she's pregnant and
she left for work at six in the morning this morning,
and I get up at six thirty.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
We'll sit on alarm. Get up. I'm not kidding.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I'm not going to get up at six am just
so she could have a look at mine.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Why would you when you could get Ella to do
it for you? This is way funnier. Does this mean
that Breacon shoot spiderwords out of her bum?

Speaker 12 (47:27):
Now?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Jokes on k you? She always could. We want to
know what but you? We want to know what bet
you this afternoon snake, big spider, snider bum sidum Hoppo
at the zoo does not for a spider bum? Does care?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
The swing through the air, the Christmas tudy, the bum?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
What was the thing that beat you? And what was
the afternoons? We want to know this afternoon? Oh that
might be text of the week. Very good stuff.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Did you realize Dominic Fike is in Euphoria?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
No? I didn't realize that either. Breeze just started watching Euphoria.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
I've just finished season two.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Oh okay, you'll catch not fast.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah, I'm just about to start season three, which is
the one that just came out.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Does he do a Dominic fight concert or is he acting?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
He's acting? He's good. He's good in it too. But
we're also talking about at the moment.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Breeze, mystery bum bite, the fact.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
That I'm about to turn into a weird bum spider woman.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
A lot of people concern that you've been bit by
a white tail spider. That's that's what I was concerned about.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
That's why I was getting producer Ella to look at
the bites to see what they look like.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Someone said, take it seriously. They had to have a
square of their skin car after a white tail spider bite.
Someone else said, if you were a bit on the
inner part of your bum cheek, that means whatever it was,
the spider was inside your undies. And their question is
where did it go after that? Can it die pretty
soon after that? Not a good spot?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Ella, to your eye and your now, my in house doctor,
would you say it looks like a bite or it
looked like a mosquito sting.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
Yeah, it could be either or mosquito sting just because
it's not a huge bite.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
But what I'm concerned about is the red and that's
what you need to be concerned about because someone else's ticks.
And Daddy said, you need to draw a circle around
the bite market see if it changes. So we're going
to have to get Ella back in here with a
vivid and she's going to have to trace a circle.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
So you're going to draw a black circle near my
my brown eye?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Draw Willie.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
No, it would be funny, not funny.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
We want to know what. But yeah, this afternoon, Mel's here, Hi,
MELI Mel.

Speaker 14 (49:53):
Hey guys here are you good things?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
What bit you? Mate?

Speaker 14 (49:57):
I had a one. It's like, is it a paperwork
with a big gangly Yeah? I had one of those
inside my brass.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
No way, whereabouts did it get you?

Speaker 14 (50:12):
Where? Do you think it got right on the nipple?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Good? Target was not okay.

Speaker 14 (50:20):
It was it was actually not okay. I was staying
in a friend tower home from work. Chuck some clothes
into a bag, off the line, went round to the
friend towers, you know, did whatever, got up in the morning,
got ready for to get ready for work, dress and
then I started screaming, can you be quite? You're gonna
wake everybody up? And I was like, my boots hit

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my boob boots. You're like always.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And you wouldn't know, You wouldn't know what was going on.
You would have thought your bloody breast was exploding. Mel.

Speaker 14 (50:50):
It was literally just stinging like a mofoo. After Yeah
I did. I looked like I had like three boobs
just coming out of that and my nipple, which is
being proceeded as well. Yeah, so I had to go
to work with her.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Well, you've been there, done that. If we can get
you around here to have a look at inside breeze
bump cheek, they'd be really helpful.

Speaker 14 (51:16):
Now, no, no worries. I'm all my wife.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
A third opinion would be good. This person wants to
be anonymous high anonymous.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
Hi, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Good things? Anonymous?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
What bit?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, well it wasn't me.

Speaker 8 (51:29):
It was my boyfriend and we were like early on
in our relationships. So we were in his bed at
the time doing some stuff and halfway through he like
gets a massive frying like jumps out of the bend
says something spit me And I was like, what wasn't me?
And so we're like, well, we like throw the sheets
off and there's this giant better. I don't confirm the

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mood was done after that, but oh my goodness, it
was so scary.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Only time you don't want to wetter in your sheets.

Speaker 12 (51:59):
E O.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Sion the insect.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, that one unintentional threesome too.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
For the water was that big? Thanks, I must we appreciated.
Get back here. You made the joke. You come back
and finished the show. You come back here. Someone said,
I got I got a be sing on my left nut.
I was going for a we in the bush and
a bee stung my bum. Oh a little squat down wi.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, that always risky, the squat down wheee.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, you know. I was swimming in a river in
Fiji when we lived there, and a fish bit my
left A fish bit my left man nipple. Scared the
shit out of me, but in hindsight it was kind
of nice. Okay, okay, okay, we see you.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Someone said I had a yielding young horse bite my back.
The force unclasped my bra into blood. For about two
to three years, I had to explain why I had
human sized teeth marks on my shoulder.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Randy, old horse underd your bra horse bite is awful. Okay.
That was mister ed. He had that feeling about him,
didn't he? He was frisky that mystery had give him one chance. Yeah.
When I was we asked what butya? Someone said When
I was little, when my little sister was a baby,
she bit my arm while I was carrying her and
I dropped her on the ground. Actions have consequences, right,

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it's good to learn those things early.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Someone says, I got bed bugs in Munich on a
KENTICKI tour, got so much worse in the sweltering heat
in Rome. The leader didn't believe me till I found
one bug in my bag in Paris five days later.
I had to bring all the previous six accommodations to
make sure they cleaned their rooms that I'd been staying in.
All my photos are tainted because I have so many bites.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
I'm just covered in that. That sucks. Not on your contactee,
that's awful. That sucks. Someone said, bid bugs bite and
a line of two or three, so that you could
have bid bug bites. Were they in a line? Ella?
Or they jaggered? They were like constellation stars. How can
two bites not be in a line?

Speaker 10 (54:12):
Oh well yeah, yes, so but they went straight line.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
How could two bites not be in a straight line?

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Well, one was near that.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
It's a great question. Well they they might have been
too far away.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
From each other. Do you know how lines work?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Yeah, but it wasn't like that line.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
It was like that.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Put you on leaf leaf, keep reading.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
She's earned her money for today.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
True, she's off the clock. I got bit by a
Huntsman spider and Darwin got on the bicip My whole
arm turned bright red and it felt like I was
on fire for three days into top it off. Huntsmen
spiders aren't even venomous.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
I was going to say, they're not. They don't usually
bite either.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Must have really hated you. This might be my favorite text.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I got stung on my lady lips by a jellyfish.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I hope that's not a euphemism. My lips.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Check it out, jelly fish, my lovely lady.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Our thoughts and prayers to you and your lovely lady.
Lit birthday banger Niggs, who's.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
Up for it? Birthday?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Birthday banger.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
It's the number one song when you turn sixteen, and
that's what we figure out here on birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Char Len is here to do a birthday banger. Hey,
shar Leon Luo.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Hi guys, how's your day being not too bad?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
What about you? It's been a bloody ripper good from
breeze bite Apart from that, Yeah, yeah, you're doing all right.
Sitting over there.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Breath it's I'm not going to lie. It is a
little bit uncomfored it's just in the worst spot.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
We're going to get you one of those donut rings.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
And you know, the worst part is where it is right, sorry, sorry,
where it is. It's quite itchy. And then look what
it looks like when I have to itch it.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Oh yeah, like you're etching your butthole. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it is so close to my butthole. Anyway, Shellon, Sheallon's tip,
what is your birthday?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
I'm the force of.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Righting my butt hole that deep in those white jeans either,
you know, risky behavior. Shallon, you were sixteen on the
board of December teeny and eleven. It is your birthday.
I know who else is rolling in the DV in

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my scratching in the deep Shallon, it's a great song.
It's a ripper.

Speaker 7 (56:49):
Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
It's not bad.

Speaker 12 (56:50):
I came.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I like it. Wait there, that was so funny. Birthday
begging for your namesake? Welcome to the show. Bring hi,
bree Hi, you got any inconvenient bites on your body
at the moment.

Speaker 13 (57:04):
As a matter of fact, I actually do shut up
at the moment.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I was talking before and I was like, oh my goodness,
chin or shin on my shin, shin what it was.
You don't know what it was. Either's in ella around
or trousers off and well.

Speaker 13 (57:22):
Definitely not human thinking maybe animal, but I can yeah,
me too.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Or tasty legs bre okay, what's your day to birth
break of January nineteen ninety seven? All right, tasty legs.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You were sixteen and twenty thirteen, my friend, and on
your sixteenth birthday this was number.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
One twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Oh banger, Let's go bree. It might have been the
biggest song of twenty thirteen. Yep, i'd agree. He won
a Grammy for this album too. What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Bre?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
You like it?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Love it?

Speaker 12 (57:57):
Right?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Wait there, we'll do one more birthday banger for evening. Amber. Hi, Amber, Hello,
are you good? How's your day?

Speaker 9 (58:05):
Beam?

Speaker 1 (58:05):
What have you been up to?

Speaker 14 (58:07):
I'm just working really And then I just stropped my
daughter at a sport so that was good.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
What sport does she play? She is a cheerleader.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Cheerleader, so so much skill involved in that.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
How long has she been doing that?

Speaker 14 (58:21):
About three years?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Can she do a double back handspring?

Speaker 10 (58:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:25):
She can do just one?

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:30):
One hands free?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
God she acsient. I'm joking. That's very impressive. Hey, am,
but what is your birthday?

Speaker 14 (58:40):
It's the eighteenth of December nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Alright, you were sixteen in two thousand and nine, Amber,
And we've done our calculations.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Here's your birthday back. Oh my gosh, great song. Three
absolute millennial anthems today. Yeah, we do so, just confirming
you love this, Amber is your birthday banger? Yeah, this
is a good one, can't go wrong. One of the.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Few Lady Gaga songs that has over a billion streams
on Spotify.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah right, Beglass, I like them. Thrift Shop, Bad Romance.
Oh we just can't agree, can no.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
We agreed for such a long time, and it was
about like.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Give you a relationship. You go through patches, we'll get
back off and we're in a dry spare.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Were in a dry spar Probably good thing because I
got these bites.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Claudia, you gotta split us. What's it
going to be.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I'm not going to do what I did yesterday and
vote against both of you.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I'm going to pick one person. I'm going to go
for Bad Romance you Rara, Amber, You just one birthday banger.
Well done, No worries mad two thousand and nine, Lady
Gaga for birthday Banger Today In with Brian Clinton Clint

(01:00:06):
Podcast Lady Gigar and on ZiT In with Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Yeah, Mas, it nearly has surpassed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
It's nearly gotten two billion streams?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Now is it the number one? I reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Okay, let's play a game.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
What is the number one most stream song from Gaga ever?

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Just dance? Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
It's either I reckon, which I don't know this for sure.
It's either Dying with a Smile or it's shallow. I
think it's one of those shallow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, most on Spotify on Spotify, Okay,
song dog makes yourself Well, I thought we were going
to talk about how you've got a new lead and
where your bite? Yes, we can talk about it more
interesting than Lady Gaga's streams.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Lady Gaga's most streams song on Spotify Die with a
Smile three point six billion streams. Her second most stream
Shallow with three billion streams.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
And that's why you're the Lady Gaga expert on the show.
Now back to the bite on your bum. We've had
a message from somebody. Yes, we know they don't need
to be named.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
No, they don't need to be named, but but you
guys know them as well. Let's just say a friend
of the show. Friend of the show, um, because they
messaged me very interested in the bites on my bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Of which there are two very close together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Correct, And they said, do you have any more random
bites on your body? I said no, just the two
right in my bum crack and they said what do
they look like? And I kind of described it and
that then they gave up the information that they currently
have twenty seven bytes on their body.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Now you said, this person has recently spent the night
at your house.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
No, it hasn't spent the night, but she Oh, no,
I've given up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
She has been my house okay, hanging out, hadn't spent
the night, but has been your property.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
You think that maybe she could have bought whatever has
bitten you to your house, whereas this person may now
be thinking that she's contracted whatever but you from your house.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
She is claiming how dare she? She said, do your
dogs have fleas? I said, how dare you? I give
my dogs flea tablets all the time. I'm very strict
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
And she's now claiming that she's gotten it from my dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
The person with twenty seven bytes is in a much
weaker position than the person with two bites to be
throwing stones. There's an update.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
She says, I said you could have bed bugs, and
she says, yeah, it's either that or fleas.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
She's really just on this fleas narrative.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
But I haven't been bitten for two nights now, so
hopefully they are gone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Okay, we need to strip you, dude. We need to
bring Ella in for a full body inspection. She needs
to count the number of bites in total, and she
needs to draw a circle around each of them. It's
the only way forward.

Speaker 10 (01:03:09):
I'll bring a magnifying glass.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
Do we need to flee you?

Speaker 12 (01:03:15):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Should we get a flea collar? So I'm more open
to that, Cristo, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I would much rather wear a collar than have lac
me fully naked.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
You did use the dog shampoo that one time?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Yeah, obviously you're not working now.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Do you tell your partner everything? If someone tells you
a secret, is it a given that you will also
share that secret with your partner who you know will
keep it? But you and them are one and the same,
So you get a secret, they know the secret.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Yes, I do, unless there is a circumstance where someone
will say this is a secret, don't tell anyone, and
I mean anyone, including your partner.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
Oh god, if that specific yeah sure. But if someone
says don't tell anyone, I'll say, of course I won't,
but that man. But it's a given that I will
be telling my partner.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
But if specifically I'm asked, which is very rare, and
that's only in the circumstance where it doesn't affect my
partner in any way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yes, oh yeah, yeah, sure, what I mean. Two conflicting
texts that have come in so far. I said, do
you tell your partner everything? Someone said absolutely not. The
girl's secrets are for the girls, and I think telling
my partner would bore him to death, fair enough, And
the other text says, yes, I tell my partner everything,
and vice versa. We are besties and plus he's a male,
so he doesn't actually care. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
I've got a scenario for you, and you tell me
who's in the right in this situation. I this is
not me. I've this is a scenario found on link.
He said it was you, I not me. Have a
family member who confided in me about a major change
in their marriage. Okay, they wanted to keep it private
until they were ready to share it publicly and asked

(01:04:56):
me not to tell anyone, and I agreed. Now they've
gone public with it, so I told my husband. He's
very upset and wants to know why I didn't trust
him with it. I believe I should be able to
keep friends and family members' confidences, especially when people I've
had close relationships with for over thirty years long tell

(01:05:20):
me the secrets long before I met my husband. If
someone trusts me with private information, I think it matters
that I honor that. But am I wrong? Should I
be telling my partner other people's private news, even when
I've been specifically asked not to free I don't think
she's in the wrong. I think.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
She if she doesn't want to tell her partner things
because she has a moral compass where someone's asked her
not to and she feels like she has that loyalty
to them, and it doesn't involve him, you know, it's
not really any of his business, it doesn't affect him
in any way. If she, if she wants to do that,

(01:06:03):
then I feel like she's entitled to do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
That, and you know what on on on the face
of it, you're right, but there's still a little thing
where I owre to be a little bit late. Oh
my god, I can't believe you didn't just tell me that.
I would have. I wouldn't have told anyone. I can't
believe you didn't. Just Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
What now I feel bad and I haven't even done anything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
You know, I thought we told each other everything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
What if it just like slipped her mind?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Didn't she intentionally didn't tell him? Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
But what if he's broken her trust before?

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
But then that's very different. Then that's the comeback. He'll go,
you've lost the privle Why don't you tell me? And
you go because last time I told you you put
it on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
Yeah, and you lost that privilege?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Then yeah, no, No, that person's lost. Yeah, that was
person's lost secrets privilege.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
Absolutely, you need to work to gain back that trust.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
I feel like I can see both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Oh my god, what are you not telling me? Plenty
of stuff? Actually I like it that way, to be honest.
I don't want to know some of the stuff. No,
I think it's better that way.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
It's zdm's Bring Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
We had the roast of Breeing Clint Go down at
the Q Theater, sold out Q Theater last Friday night
at the International Comedy Fest.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
God, it was a good night, great night. The YouTube
video is out, very good watch.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yes, go get it on YouTube right now if you
weren't able to attend and you want to see us cry.
There's quite a few comedy roasts that are coming out
on Netflix in the last couple of years. We had
the roast of Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Which was huge, and then the most.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Recent one, which came out literally on Sunday on Mother's Day,
was the roast of Kevin.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Hart the comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
A lot of big celebrities, big comedians are all roasting
Kevin Hart and each other, including one musician that roasted
Kevin Hart in a musical style.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Your favorite Clint.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Usher. Oh yeah Usher.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Right at the start of the roast, he comes out
and he does like a parody like it's like a
half fast parody song of one of his own songs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
That's a big call to do a comedy song roast
a second, but you're not a comedian.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
No, and it is real like not to be judgmental. Actually, look,
I think it's real cringe and he's singing was a
little bit off, which made it a whole lot worse.
But I'm gonna play the audio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
You be the judgment producers.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
You have a listen, and then we'll hear everyone's thoughts.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Here's but mostly yours, especially thoughts, your thoughts and the authority.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
Matter the boast. Is that what you want? Here's thank you? Okay,
tell me what Just stake polutions because we've been Calvin.
He keeps having Cavin plas.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Take that pulsion push, I pick pshu.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Shirt watching Cavin the sapred. Nobody had to do the rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Just damn jobs to me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Crackings to think of what money.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Just that was tough. It was It's a tough listen.
That was tough. Hey, let's look at the positives. At
least we know he wasn't lip syncing. True, there's no
doubt the points for that that that was live. There

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is no doubt in my mind that that was life.
I think that might be where the compliment sandwich in
jeez rough. I feel like he went through puberty in
the middle of that performance. Within one line, I felt
like he went from a fourteen year old boy to
an eighteen year old man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Hey, good on him for giving it a galey, What
what did you reckon? Producers?

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
We kind of brought it back in the second half.
He did a little bit that is fair most a
little bit, but the confidence was gone.

Speaker 13 (01:10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Song though, that's a high song, his song, I know
it is. I have done that song in karaoke before
and it would be a tough lesson. It would be
a tough lesson, but it gave me flashes of my version.

Speaker 10 (01:10:35):
I'm going to say his was worse than any of
your Friday okies. That was shocking while being nice.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Okay, let's not talk crazy talking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
That was terrible. That's usher you're talking about respect. You
took it too far, Okay. Play in Clint, Facebook, TikTok
and

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
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