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July 1, 2026 59 mins
  • Can Clint predict celebrity deaths? 
  • How to send a letter in 2026.
  • Do you have a rhyming name? 
  • Massive work mistakes. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapped it, so we're playing it. It's Bree and
Clint's the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ms Bri and Clint covering Breakfast Tomatia everybody, and welcome
to the Bri and Clint Breakfast Bonanza.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Has anyone got deja voo? Weren't we just here?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We were literally just here.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
When we left last night, we said goodbye to the
security guard who works here at in Sydney at the
Zidim Towers, And as we came in this morning, we
said good morning to the same security guard.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Wait a second, wait, what are you guys doing back?
We love it so much. We can't stay away, can't.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Have the title of hardest working show and radio without
actually doing the work.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
So also apologies for anyone that doesn't love our show
because now.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
You have to overload.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
You get it from both ends. Yeah, yeah, we're like,
we're like radio gastro.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh you made it gross. I not getting Bri and
Clinton both ends could be a good thing.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
No, don't make dirty, make it gross. That's my motto.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
It literally is not your motto.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, Yeah, keep it sexy, keep it cute, that's my motto.
Do you know who Kim dot com is? Do you
know Kim dot Com a bit of a like. He's
almost a New Zealand meme. He's like New Zealand's original supervillain.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Remember when we saw his car driving around Queenstown GA wagon.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, the story today about him as well, because they're
trying to the States are trying to get him extradited
and sent back to the US to face criminal charges
for piracy.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And so he's here in New Zealand and they can't
get him unless we extradate him.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Do you know? I read today?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
If they get him in America, they want to put
him in jail for one hundred and fifty years. What
are one hundred and fifty years? How old is he?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I don't know. It doesn't matter how old you are.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
He's going to be so old when he gets out.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah, probably have to do a Shawshank redeption.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh dig his way out.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't mean to be sizeless, but he'll need a
big hole.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I'm gonna have to dig twice as much, three times
as much as any That true.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
True.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
All right, let's get into it, guys. We've got a
fun show on the way for you.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Don't ask what it is. But next there's a strong
chance that Bri and I may have killed a disco
superstar overnight.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
This is crazy, Like if you ever doubted that we
were living in a simulation, we're gonna confirm it for you.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Tolind disturbing headline, but it could be true. Did we
the Brian Clint Show accidentally kill a member of the
Village People overnights?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I feel real sad if that's the truth.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Stupid conversation that came out of nowhere yesterday, where you
had the idea to try and find a family whose
family members represented every person in the Village People, the cop,
the builder, the cowboy, the soldier, the biker, the biker
and the Native American. We got close, we got close,
we didn't quite get there. But there was a comment
that was made during this break yesterday on our afternoon

(03:08):
show at about five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
So this happened yesterday after Since yesterday afternoon, did you
know that the Village People.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Are still touring?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, you can see them.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
They've got a show coming up on the twelfth of
July in Italy. Back to back shows actually happening in
Italy in July.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Back to back Village People didn't the lead village person
just die recently?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Like?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I wonder with these acts how many of their original
cast are still in there? Five o'clock yesterday I asked
the question, did the lead village person die recently? The
news article that comes out overnight bree.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Overnight a couple hours ago, the lead singer, Victor Willis
of the Village People dead at seventy four.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Not just any village Clinton village person?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Why would you take away the person? It's terrible you put.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
It out into the universe, and then I'm so mad
at you.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
What if this is the power that I have?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Oh my god, don't unwistingly say I'm going to win
the lotto.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, what if I can only predict deaths? What if
that's my thing?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What if I'm like the groom Reaper and when it
comes into my mind, like I don't choose them.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
We've described you as that before, behind your.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Back, we're that hoodie.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, you know what if in my mind? Next or
Lionel Richie, don't do that. I don't mean to. It
just came to me. I don't want it to be
Linel Richie. I love Lionel Richie that's awful. Yeah, yeah,
what Why couldn't you say something, say someone that all

(04:56):
of us dislike.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I don't need to choose. It just came into my mind. Okay, sorry,
who do you? Who do you want me to murder?
Who's on your headline?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Not Lionel Richie think of it. I don't want to
know the one that just came into my mind. You
do not want to know the one that just came
into because I don't choose these. It just came into
my mind. You don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
If you have picked someone that I love, I will
I'm going to say.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm going to say it because I don't believe that
I'm making these things happen. I believe that maybe I
can forecast them, and I can see if you.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Take someone I love away from me, I will come
for you.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Share I hate.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I don't want it to happen. I don't want it
to happen. I don't want it to happen.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I have genuine rage you right now.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I'll be gutted. I'll be gutted. I love being right.
I don't want to be right this time. You know
I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You could have said Vladimir you know, yeah, okay, Vladimir, Okay,
I feel better.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It's more about didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Feel genuine they did it, didn't feel didn't feel authentic.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
So anyway, rip lead village person? Which one was he?
Did you see the cowboy the cop?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Or was the cop the lead singer?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, Rip, Victor.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Willis guard of honor at the funeral.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's really sad.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
CDMs Brie and Clinton podcast. It's treaty versus leading, Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Trading versus lady in the morning.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
We keep score and.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Currently the trades are on forty eight wins for the year,
the ladies on fifty three.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh ladies in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
She's twenty four and she's looking forward to a good
gym session today. Welcome to the show, Caitlin.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Let's go games. What's your What are you hitting today?

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I have no idea yet.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
I'm going to figure that out later.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Would you do it like an IT forty five or
something or do you go on thumps and waits?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, all right, Caitlyn. You're taking on our trade from Queenston.
She's twenty and she is going to Singapore next week.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Storm, Hi, Storm, Hi, lucky you. What are you going
to Singapore for.

Speaker 9 (07:21):
Just for a holiday with my family?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
How nice?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Hot in Singapore at the moment? Oh yeah, between thirty
three and thirty four degrees.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Always hot in Singapore, Yeah right, like relatively and humid.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Yeah quite a year, quite yeamd Storm. Let's go with
names as our buzzes to keep it nice and clear.
Storm and Caitlyn, and the first one of you two
to give us three correct danswers gets fifty dollars cash
this morning. Good luck, Here we go.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Question number one. Lebron James announced yesterday that he is
leaving which NBA team Storm?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yes, Storm, the Lakers?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Is the Lakers? Rumor has it he's going to the
Golden State Warriors, So staying in California. Question number two,
where in the world would you find the Christ the
Redeemer statue?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just the country?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yes, have a guess.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
Vietnam.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, not Vietnam.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Go on, throw out a country that big statue.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Jesus with his arms out.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah it is Brazil, Janeiro, Brazil is correct. We are
won a piece in this game. Question number three, buzz
in when you can tell me who sings this? Caitlina
Carpenter is Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
That was a close one.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Two to the ladies, One to the trades. Question number four,
Which part of the human body can grow back if
a portion is removed?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Caitlyn, Yes, Caitlin for the win. Gosh, you got it, Caitlin,
Off to the gym. Congratulations, you're a training burst lady Champion.
You've got fifty bucks cash coming your way.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Thank you so much. That was music to a lot
of people who had a big weekend's ears. What's that
The liver can grow back a portion whether you.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Have to cut the bed but off? Got it?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well done, guys, have a good day, enjoy Singapore storm.

Speaker 10 (09:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Is that the hangover cure? You've got to go in
and cut off half your own lover?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Drink responsibly.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'll do anything.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Still, don't feel like this anymore.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
What was the last letter that you think you sent?
Can you think? And I know? We sent her a
one to your mum. We sent her her.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Radio award YEP last week, which was an oversized letters
were of a package that one, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, it was the last letter that you sent. Well,
the post office gives me anxiety.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh yeah, you're scared of the post office.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I'm quite scared because I'm just out of my element.
You know, I don't send stuff often.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
You could use a mailbox. Can you use a mailbox? Wait?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
What do you mean mailboxes on the street where you
drop your letters out? Yeah, they still exist.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Well, there's one outside the post office.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, but you're scared of the post office.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, I just don't want to go anywhere near You have.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
The post office, a wide berth and the crazy. If
you don't go into the post office, where are you
going to buy your commemorative Lord of the Rings coins?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know, the post Office have a monopoly on commemorative coins.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm stocked up on those are. But it's crazy because
everyone of the post office is so lovely.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
They are.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
I've always found them fantastic, so nice. But I'm just terrified.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I can't think of the last letter I send either.
I can have the idea.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I've got it on my list.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Actually, this is good for me because it's on my
list to send your auntie a letter.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
That's right, it's on my to do list. My auntie
a knit regularly sends us letters. And she'll send a
letter and inside will be a letter for me and
for you. I'm your letter conduit. Yeah letters, so yes,
you do do that? Well, it's going to cost you
a lot more because from the first of July. Is
that today, yes, yesterday, yesterday. From yesterday, the price of

(11:12):
sending a standard letter in New Zealand is going up
to three dollars sixty to send a letter sixty just
like a little piece of paper, like a card. It's
up a dollar since twenty eighteen. Oversized letters like the
one we sent you, mum, four dollars ninety to send
one of those.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Crazy?

Speaker 7 (11:29):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Just like around the country like locally or what about
to send overseas?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
No way, more, way, more way, way more to do that.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
I don't even want to know.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
My pricing is so stuck.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
In the past, I think because I haven't sent any letters.
But I'm like, oh letters forty cents.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
You know what we should do? We should test you know,
who's pricing really is stuck in the past on everything?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is my dad?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Because he never buys, no really anything, and all he
does is farm. He's just out on the phucke. We
should test him tomorrow on the price of things.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
That has measurements stuck in the past too, Like would
we have to ask him how much for a gallon
of milk?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I don't know, we should test him, yeah, Like my
mum always lies to him when she buys something like
a pair of say she bought a pair of shoes.
He'll always be like, how much were these? And she
just like automatically, yeah, automatically, just halves it.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Just two shillings, just a couple of chickens, these pants,
three bobs.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Yeah, produce a card. You know the letter that we
have just sent to your mum? Do you want to
know how much that cost? Because it was overseas.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It overseas. The details.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's a flat like.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
A foble envelope, a four letter with a single piece
of paper and a.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Single piece of cardboard, rigid and you used a bubble
and it.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Was just going across the ditch. It wasn't like it
was going how much We didn't how much to.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Send that to breeze mum? Thirty five dollars?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Excuse me what I told them?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
The value of it was like, say twenty bucks, and
they were like, okay, cool, thirty five dollars and I
was like, okay, you're shitting me.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Thirty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Thirty five good New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Geez, this is good.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
You're why this is good because now you've got an
excuse for when you don't send your mama birthday present.
You're like, Mom, I can afford the prison or the postage,
not both.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That is an outrageous thing I have heard in months.
So three dollars sixty I'll take it. Frankly, wait, I
still thirty dollars. It was worth more than the piece
of paper inside it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Shall we all send each other a letter?

Speaker 11 (13:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yes, I would love that. We'd be pin pals.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Pen pals are gonna They're gonna be extinct, the death
pit of pals. Like, why would you send a letter?
You can type an email that's free. Thirty five dollars
to send a piece of paper to your mother in Australia.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Why, lovely, guys, you could have just emailed it. I
could have pronted it out.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I can't but I can't. I can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
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Speaker 3 (14:13):
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Speaker 1 (14:22):
Warehouse, we're still getting used to this.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Whole morning situation, like reversing your day having breakfast while
you're at work.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You've got the worst looking breakfast I've seen for a while.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I made myself an overnight oats and our producer Cordia
described it as prison gruel. She said, I was having
prison gruels, really gray.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
It looks like dogs sick, so weird.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Hey, I put a little bit too much milk in
my overnight oats.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okayin they're a bit sloppy.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Those cooking skills need a bit of work.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
There's no cooking involved in overnight.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Was trying to be nice.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Well it's fine, Okay, it's it's like an oat suit.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
It looks like you couldn't find a cup for your
smoothie and you've.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Put it into a wear.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
So well, it's only it's gray because of the blueberries.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Okay, millennial gray.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, here's a question for you. What do you think
is the most fun building in New Zealand? Might sound
like a weird question, but a building that brings you
joy when you see it, like, for example, my kids
when they see the Skytower. They love it. The Skytower's
got a whole personality to them. But I'm thinking more
fun than that.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I know what it is? Family bar?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
No family, but doesn't it's not a building, but it's
not a fun shape.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You know, you just have fun.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
You just had a fun building. My mind went straight
to family Bar.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Have you seen saloon? They've got seats that are saddles.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Is that inside family Bar?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, saloon is like one part of inside of Family
Bar and you sit on the saddle. It's great.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
I need to go back to Family barin two of three.
Actually of the most fun buildings in New Zealand are
up for sale at the moment.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
I thought about it, Can I have another guest?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You can?

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Puzzle World? In one World is fun? And it's got
the clock tower on the lean, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's not even on the lean. It's like literally just
on one corner. It's just kind of resting.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
The builders described that as on the purse may that
clock towers on the purse mate, that clock toowers passed out. No,
it's not that, and there's very North Island centric. But
if you have seen them you will know.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
I feel like.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Every North islander has seen.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
These the buildings that have just come onto the market
for sale. There's Tito's corrugated iron Sheep, corrugated iron ram In,
corrugated iron dog buildings.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I love these buildings iconic. They're so iconic. Every time
we've driven past them, I'm always like.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yes, it's a big care. Are going to be the
best part of Tito. You know, they could gave that
place a reason to do on the map, put them
on the mat big time, and then the whole town
crafted its personality around corrugated iron.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
They're like, oh, yeah, we are corrogated. I am.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
They are a work of art.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Really, I agree that they are true Kiwiana.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
These are building sculptures.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
They currently house an SPC, a charity shop, secondhand shop,
and a visitor information center.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I love them so much.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, well they're all for something. I've three of them.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I've been waiting. I've been biding my time for this
to come up. Okay, so I'm in the market. I
would love to buy these iconic buildings.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
How much holiday home is that? Where you look? What
do you want to repurpose them? As?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I think what would I want the which one would
I pick to be my holiday home.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Dog's the most fun.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, probably the dog.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Dog's off on his own ship and ram are gathered together.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Pretty fun to say, I'm going to go holiday in
the ram.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh yeah, you're off to the ram.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
And I'm a Capricorn, so yeah, yeah, you know, no
no price tag. As with allo all property sales, they
do generate one hundred and ten thousand dollars in rental
income each year. What each or all?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Three?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Three?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, so if.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
The astute property investor will know what to do with
those numbers. No word yet on whether Tito is also
selling the corrugated iron Jesus.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
He's another Is there a Jesus town icon?

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yeah, I've never seen the arrogated If.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
You're coming into Tito from the Auckland side, he's basically
the first person you see, the shepherd welcoming, and if
you're if.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You're coming from the side, he's just past the dog.
There is there is this carrogated iron Jesus.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
You can't look. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, he looks
more like Joseph to me. Ah, okay, looks more like Joseph,
not like Jesus.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Well, he's a shepherd, so Joseph was a carpenter.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
No, Jesus was a carpenter.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Because Joseph was a carpenter. Why does he look like
a shepherd? Was Joseph a shepherd?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
No, he was a carpenter. Shall we ask the one
on the show who.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Still goes producer El should Ella. Was Joseph a sheppard
or a carpenter? He was a carpenter.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
So who was the shepherd?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
The shepherd's I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
The three wise men, weren't they shepherds?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
You really retained a lot from.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Jesus is the shepherd? Because we are the flock? Right?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
No, that's metaphorically he was metaphorically what was most metaphorically?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't he genuinely walked on water either.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Don't be calling me a sheep?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Isn't Jesus the good shepherd?

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Metaphorically?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
He didn't actually have sheep, did he? Well, Ella's last
name is shepherd. Ella is Ella Jesus.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
And we began this conversation talking about a sheep building
that's for sale.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Whoa it comes back?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Guys as Jesus among us right now? Podcasts filling in
for Fletchworn and.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Haley The TV show Secret Wives of Mormon What Secret
Lives of Mormon wives.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
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secret wives.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
No, Secret Lives of Mormon wives.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Secret wives of Mormon Wives would be a more interesting show,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Well funny you say that because the news out in
the last couple of days one of the wives from
the show has come out as bisexual.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Scandal Mormon Special.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
How do the Mormons feel about bi sexuality?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I don't think very good. Really, Actually I shouldn't comment
because I don't know, but I'm assuming you'd assume not
not very good. Yeah, she is dating a woman, hence
why she is now felt like she needs to come out.
And her name is my favorite thing about this story. Yes,

(21:16):
her name is Layla Taylor, Lailah Taylor. You heard correct,
And here she is talking about coming out.

Speaker 11 (21:24):
It's just something that I honestly didn't really know how
to formally address for a long period of my life.
And that it's I'm gay and I'm Auburn not showing
in every part of Leela to the world. And yeah,
I'm very proud to be by and I'm very proud
now to be out.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh good for Laila Taylor on her. Yeah, that's awesome.
She's twenty five, and she said that her religious upbringing
didn't allow her to openly express her attraction to both
men and women.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
So is she not a Mormon wife anymore? Is she
a Mormon ex.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Well, I assume that her and her husband have separated.
You assume, well, she's dating a woman now. Yeah, so
unless he's very understanding, we have.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
No idea how Mormonism works, not a clue. We have
no idea.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I've seen that.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I even knew they were us hot until the TV
show came out.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I've seen the musical.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Oh yeah, the Book of Mormon.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's fantastic. Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
But good for her, and I guarantee there are a
few bisexuals in that musical.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
One hund no doubt in my mind.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Use for Layla Taylor.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Good on you, Layla Taylor. Her name's fantastic. We we
can't skim over the fact that her name is Layla Taylor,
and it got us talking amongst the show, have you
met someone with a rhyming name?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Do you have a rhyming name?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
And producer Claude said that there's a guy that works
at the New cafe that's open just outside of work.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
And his name is Sam Cam.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Sam Cam. Yeah, is he the one that Claudia has
a crush on.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
I think she's got a crush on all of them.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh really, well that's good, that's good to keep your
options broad. Yeah, Sam producer.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Ella's like, you shouldn't be talking about that. Why why
can't we talk about it? She's just not here to
defend herself.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
No, that's literally why I talked about it.

Speaker 11 (23:19):
Oh right, while we're on the topic, actually we see
it something up.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, Well that's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying
to manifest it for Claudia.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
We set her up with Sam Cam.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Is this the guy with the hat?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
And then if they get married, she can be Claude Cam.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Claude Cam.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
That's fun. I like it.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Sam Cam could be accidental because his name could be
Samuel Cameron, you know, whereas Layla Taylor, Layla's not short
for anything.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
They knew Layla Taylor's parents knew when they named Leilah
Taylor Layla Taylor that there was going to be a
rhyming name.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Just circling back on Claudia's love for Sam Cam and
they're going to get married and Claudia is going to
be Claudia Cam.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
When they have a kid. They should name him Handy
Handy Handicam.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh see it's lost on jen z because because.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
They never had camera.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I thought you were sorry. It was like, you should
name him iPhone like iPhone Camera.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Name him Ai what what?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Early the ZM podcast network brings me so much joy.
Who's got the rhyming name India?

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Is here Morning India by India?

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Good Morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Who's got the rhyming name India?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, I'm really hoping that they're not listening. But one
of my friends from high.

Speaker 9 (24:37):
School, her mom's name is Sue, and she married and
took the last name of mister Glue.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You are joking.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Her name is no Sue.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Glue, Glue.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
She's so Glue.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
I love it so much.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know if you should take the surname Glue,
even if your first name isn't so yeah, like it's
not no to any of our Glue family listening.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
But it's a bold choice.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
It's a bold choice, and it's definitely a choice too.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I want to know what her last name was because
it probably was the better choice for the family. It's
got to be bad, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, jeez, that's perfect India, thank you so much, very good.
He's a text coming through on this. Someone said I
went to school with Jade Slade. Jade Slade, love it.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Someone said I used to know a guy Donald McDonald.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Another one my cousin in Scotland is Donald McDonald.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Someone else.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Oh, this one's so good. First teacher at school, her
name was Judy Clark. Then she married a guy named
John Udi and yes, she took his surname, so her
name was Judy Udy.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
No, I love it so fun so Glue and Judy Udya.
So they are John and Judy Udy.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yep, that's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Is there a conversation that happens like, do you John?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Do you go?

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I love you and I want to marry you. I
do not expect you to become Judy Udy or do
you have.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
That much pride in your wife taking your last name
that you just.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
The oodie name?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Shall continue preeze over the fact that it sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
This one is cute and it's classic grandparent names too.
Someone said, my grandparents are Bev and Trev.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Bev and Trev.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I love that, which is Beverly and Triva, which, on
the face of us, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
On the wedding certificate, Beverly and Triva to everyone else,
Bev and Trev, Bevin, Trev.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Hannah's here, Morning, Hannah.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Hi, Hannah, morning tell us. Do you know someone with
a rhyming name.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Well, my granddad was called John Johnson.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
That's great, That is great, and so his parents would
have named him that.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Yeah, but he was like one of eight, so by
that point I think names.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yeah, yeah, surely they could have picked any other name
rather than John.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Did he have a son, Yeah, my dad. Yeah, so
that's your dad and he's Ian John Johnson.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
So but he is John Johnson's son.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Yes, wow, Jack. I didn't realize it was like living
actual name was John. Can I love his music?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Wait, your dad's name is Jack Johnson.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
No, No, my granddad everyone called him Jack because.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
I don't want to call him John Johnson. Yeah, fantastic,
it's brilliant, Thank you, Hannah.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Similar to that one, someone said, doesn't really rhyme. But
my fiance's name is Taylor and my last name is Taylor,
So she's going to be Taylor Taylor.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Does she want that?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
I just she want know she does.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
I met a girl once called Ellison Ellison. Maybe I
should I once.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Met a girl called Alison Ellison. Ellison is her husband's surname. Obviously,
how do you do that? Alison Ellison?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Can you do it? Claudia? Is it just my fuck
New Zealand xing? They can't do it?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I'd say, Allison Ellison, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
So we figured out you can't do it?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
What about Ella?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Can you do it?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Allison? Oh? She tried, Yeah, but you sounded like this
when you were at talking It's z.

Speaker 6 (28:19):
It ms Bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
How many times can you take back a faulty item
to get a new one before it's seen as taking
the piss?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
And how many times should you take an item back
before you're like, I just have my money back?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Maybe this item is not for me. Yeah, here's my situation,
and it's hard because I love the product, like love it. Yes,
one of my favorite pairs of shoes that's currently in
my rotation. I love them, wear them all the time.
Are the Doc Martin Loafers?

Speaker 10 (28:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, they're very cool.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
They're so cool, They're comfortable. I just love them. Look,
I bought a last year and i'd had them for
a fair while, maybe six eight months, and I noticed
that there was a part of the loafer at the
front of the shoe that was ripping, like the leather,
like the stitching, and it kind of ripped and then

(29:16):
it completely came off.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
In a flappy bit on your loafers, just flapping around.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Yeah, the loafer part was loafering. And it was definitely
like under twelve months that i'd had them. So I
was like, I'll take them back to where I purchased
them and just asked the question.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Because they're not They're not cheap. No, they're quite expensive.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I think they're like three hundred yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Oh no, yeah, you're taking them back.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Leather, yeah, full leather. So I took them back and
the people at the store were amazing. They were like, oh, yep,
where's your receipt. Showed them the receipt which was on
my email, and they were like, sweet, here's a new pair.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
They didn't fix them, they just gave you another pair.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, I was I was okay with them fixing them.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I would have thought lead the shoes they would fix them. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
I was like, I'm sweet with that, but no, they
just handed over a new pair. In a way, I went, so,
this new pair I reckon I've worn not many times.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, I haven't seen you wear them recently.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's because they're breaking in the same places, the same problem.
Oh yeah, And I'm devastated because I love the shoe.
It's a great shoe. But obviously this is an issue
that's not just me. And so now I'm like, today
I'm going to take them back again, and I'm going
to ask for another pair. But I feel like I

(30:34):
just I don't. I feel bad about it.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Why do you want another pair because you know that
they're going to break again. Why don't you just get
your money back?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Because I love them, I want them like I love
the product.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
There is an argument that you have found an infinite
shoe hack. You know that you bought one pair of shoes,
and what you do is you wear these shoes for
six months and then they break, and then you go
back and get a new pair of shoes.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
But the thing that annoys me is I don't want
a new pair of docs ever. I know everyone that's
a doc Martin's wear a nose.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You break them in.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
They're better when they're worn in and.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
They mold to your foot, and that's when they're really
at their best, you know, And I.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Don't want to keep breaking in, Doc Martin? Are you
limited to like? Are you only allowed if the warranty
on them is twelve months? Can you only take them
back for a maximum of twelve months? Even if you
have this next pair for a month and that takes
you up to twelve months since you bought the first pair?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Are they like?

Speaker 8 (31:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Sorry, bro, that's.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
A good question. A part of me feels like it's
my fault as well, right, And the reason I say
that is because I'm jamming my fat foot into these loafers,
which I mean, I've never no one has ever described
my foot as a fat foot. I've always had it

(31:46):
your own foot, please, But I do feel that I'm
on the cusp of a size nine to a size ten.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
When you return these ones, can you ask for a
size up?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
And I think the issue might be my fat foot,
and so do you think that's what I should do?
And then I can test the theory maybe as.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Zad AM's Brian Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Taylor Swift Loves Story on ZiT In with Brion Clint
filling in for Fletchford and Haley. That's the song we
are singing tomorrow for Friday Oki.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Which I can't believe we've never done it?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
How have we never done it?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
I must warn people. Yes, I fear that mine is
gonna be very one note.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
As they say this should be your song to win.
I shouldn't beat you on a Taylor Swift off. I
have a feeling you might.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well, we'll play tomorrow and you can be the judge.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,
eh athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based
on just the plot line that she can do. Brillan Clint,
what's the plot?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
It's our big movie guessing game where you go head
to head guessing movie plot lines with Brie, and if
you can beat her by getting two movies correct first,
you win.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
We're meant to reset because you lost last week.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
I sure did.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
We're meant to reset at fifty bucks. We're not doing that.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
We're not bringing a fifty dollars competition to the Big
Breakfast show. So I'm saying we kicked this thing off
at three hundred bucks. The pressure that you're putting on me.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, we're not playing for fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'm not used to. Okay, these working hours, I'm in disarray. Well,
are busy in the morning's okay, people are busy. I
don't have time to muck around. Okay for fifty dollars.
So we're playing for three hundred And that's you, Tash.
That's what you could win this morning. And what's the plot, Hi, Tash.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The stake's just got a whole lot bigger for you, Tash.
Three hundred bucks, so much pressure.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
It's okay, you can do it. You're telling me you
can do it.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
You just have to get two movies correct first, I
read out these plot lines. You buzzing with your name
as soon as you think you know what it is,
and have a guess. Okay, Tash, our theme because Taylor's
wedding is rumored to be this weekend and we're doing
our Taylor takeover. We are taking a trip to New
York through movies this week, and all of these films

(34:11):
are set in New York City. Okay, you're ready, Tash.
Best of Lack Tash Movie number one. A recent college
graduate lands a job working for one of.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
The most Wolf of Wall Street.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Wolf of Wall Street is incorrect, Tash, you want a
free guess?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (34:34):
The Devil West PARTA.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Devil West Brata is correct. One of Bree's favorite.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Movies, Wheeler.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
On was impressive.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Movie number two, set in New York City, match point
for Tash. A writer takes on an unusual assignment that
requires her to put a new relationship to the ultimate test.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
At the same time.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
An ambitious professional Tash is it?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Six in the City?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Six in the City is incorrect? Brig gets a free guess?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
New York writer?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Nah got nothing?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I'll carry on? An ambitious professional Tash.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
How to Be Single?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
How to Be Single? I love that movie is incorrect?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
One of my favorite free guests Breem set in New
York No I Got Nothing? An ambitious professional enters Confessions
of a Chocoholic Breet. I'm going to get rid of
this movie now, it's been too long. It's How to
Lose a Guy in Ten Days, Ah Course. Movie number three,

(35:49):
set in New York City, a journalist becomes fascinated by
a woman who has earned a reputation for repeatedly leaving
her weddings. Bree the runaway bry Is correct s. Okay, Tash,
it's you and I tie break. Let's go three hundred
dollars on the line, Tash. Movie number three, set in

(36:11):
New York City, a professional dating coach has built a
successful career.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Hitch and the swashes the goat.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Oh my god, you're so good, Brie, You're.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
So good Red bulls.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
We can't give you the three hundred dollars, but we
will find you a consolation prize if you hold the line. Okay,
thank you so much. Well down, Tash. I honestly, you
were sweating.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Brie was sweaty.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It was sweating bullets during that.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I sprung the three hundred dollar thing on Brie, and
you go, you better win. Don't we start? Because I
don't have the budget approved, do I?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
I just say these things and hope that it works out.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Lucky for you, it did.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
And it did play Zams Brienkland.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
It's kind of ironic, right now.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Isn't that we were talking about big work mistakes of
this funny post that Ella found of this person posting
their worst work mistakes, and we're like, yeah, we should
definitely talk about that that'd be funny. Everyone's made mistakes
at work and we forgot to get the link off
our producer, Ella, And now she's gone to the toilet.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Don't worry. I think I've found it.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I did.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
You don't quote me on that, though, but I'm pretty
sure I have.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, she's back, Hi, Ella, Have you got the link
to the TikTok about the work mistakes?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Here we go. I've got it here. Oh that thing? Yes, God,
I'm good, says he.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I'm a dispatcher.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I used to also work as a barista as a
second job. One night, I answered the nine one one
line with thank you for choosing Starbucks instead of where
is your emergency?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Then someone else said I was in a meeting and
didn't realize I was unmuted. Proceeded to tell my best friend,
who was also working from home, that our cat has
diarrhea the work.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
What was the one about the woman who muted her
zoom call so she could do a big far.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, she said, she muted herself on the zoom call, farted,
and then realized that she was already muted, so she
actually unmuted herself, farted, and then muted herself.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It just goes to show that it happens to the
best of us.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Okay, you know, yeah, you're only human until you get
replaced by AI.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
There's no way you can expect it to be perfect
in the workplace.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Someone else said, I put someone on hold for one
and a half hours. I forgot that i'd entered the phone.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Surely they didn't stay on hold. People do for an
hour and a half people do.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
If that's happened heaps of times. I'm sure where people
need something sorting.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
You give that person gold star service as soon as
you pick.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Oh, you give them all credit.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
You give them whatever they're asking for.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Someone said, I invited thousands of people to our forty
fourth annual golf tournament by accident.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Thousands of people.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Thousands of people.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Well, a successful golf event, even if a fraction of
them show up.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Someone said, I work as a server accidentally forgot to
put in an order for thirty minutes once I was
brand new to serving. I fessed up and apologized profusely,
and those absolute angels left me a fifty percent tip.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh that's so nice.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh that's lovely.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
We want to know what your big work mistake was
your balls up in the workplace?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Did it cost you your job?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Or did you have a good boss who was like,
it's all good, It's just a job and it's all
part of the learning process.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I don't think I've ever had a boss that said that.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Me neither, but it'd be nice if they're out there.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Surely there's got a big one CDMs Brie and Clint podcasts.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
There's a post that's going viral on TikTok at the
moment asking people to say what their big work mistake was.
I think to make everybody else feel better about their
work mistakes.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah, and it happens.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It happens to everyone, and man, there are some good
ones like this.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Someone said, I shared the wrong tab when I was
sharing my screen on a team's call with my manager
that had my CV and cover letter for another job
application open.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
I think that's good. I think that's good to keep
your boss guessing.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
You're like I'm wanted. Yeah, oh sorry, did you see
that I'm hot commodity? Is that an issue for you? Well,
maybe you should try and keep me.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Someone else said, I dropped like two hundred pallets onto
the roof of my forklift TM Kane repairs not.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Idealklift mistakes are so high stakes. Yeah, like the damage
you can do in those warehouses, like those videos of
the people who like clip the corner of the stack
of shelves and one chef goes over and then the
next shaft goes over, and it's just like disaster Domino.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
You know who is so smooth on a forklift?

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Who?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
My dad, Big Steve.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Of course he is.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
You should say him.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Does he have a forklift? He's got multiple forklifts.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
That's what they have in the packing shed with all
the apple pellets of When you come and visit me, yeah,
we'll get Actually, it might be dangerous to see my
dad on a forklift.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
It'll be it'll be motivational.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Yeah, true, you'd just be like I watched Oscar Py
reverse a trailer on Clarkson's farm last night.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I imagine it'll be similar to that.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
You know.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Yeah, next here.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I know what one hundred dollars in morning neck Ki, Nick?

Speaker 7 (41:37):
Morning, How are you good?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Thanks? What was your big work mistake? Nick? It's a
safe space for sharing.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
Well, I wait for a retailer in the Edmond office
King and all that, and one day I was probably
only six months into the job. I should know the
code and ran one day I was talking to the
manager and got distraction, distracted and I've put the code
to the safe in three time troll.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
And locked me out.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
No, what happened.

Speaker 7 (42:07):
Unfortunately, they didn't have a backup code at the time,
and so we didn't We didn't have any access to
the safeful battle way and eventually they had to get
professionals and they ended up having to drill into the
side of the safe.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
No, they had to do the Italian job on your
work se.

Speaker 8 (42:32):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Well, well now they got it open and now there's
a big patch on the side of the safe where
they tried to color match. But yeah, so it's a
constant reminded of my op Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah again. I like to find the
silver linings in this.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
And all you have done is help expose a security
flaw in the company where they didn't have a backup code.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
You've done them a favor.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Yeah, yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I did. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Yeah, that's what I would be thinking in that situation too.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Becky's here, Hi, Becky, Hi Becky.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
He was involved getting locked out too, doesn't it.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
Yes, yeah, I had locked myself out of my bays
and today I was cleaning on night shift by forgetting
at the door locks by itself, and I had left
my phone, my car keys, my house key, the work key,
everything in there. And I came back in the morning
and they were like, here's your keys. We don't need
you anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
No, you couldn't, You couldn't do anything about No.

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Well, I wasn't quite at the end of my three
months trial. I was thinking like a.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Week left all. So they're like, we're just going to
cut our losses. Becky, that's so rough.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
That.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
There's a famous story about New Zealand radio host Marcus Lush,
who does the night show on News did when he
went out for a cigarette, he locked himself out of
the radio studio and couldn't get back in. And he
does the night show. He goes up until midnight and
he had to do the rest of his radio show
on the phone from outside of the studio. He got
someone in Auckland to patch him in and then he

(44:06):
does the so on his phone. What a lunatic kind
of genius. This person wants to be anonymous, high Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Hi, Anonymous, Hello, God must be bad if.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
You can't even put your name to it. What was
your big work mistake? It wasn't me.

Speaker 9 (44:19):
It was like on a big team's call, like throughout
all of New Zealand's okay, and.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
The person.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
Shut it if I can get to the point of reading.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Did they think they were on mute?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Oh they just said what everyone was thinking about. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:42):
The whole office like turned around.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
A little bit each other.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
LA. I think I would have started a slow clap.
That's brilliant, just to give that person.

Speaker 9 (44:52):
The person taking because was like, mute your south please,
I can hear you.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
I'm obsessed with your story.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I feel like every workplace needs a shut the if
up and get to the point person.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yep, some great messages coming through about your big work mistake.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Someone said my boss asked me how I was, and
I said my libido was really low because I thought
that meant energy. That sounds like something producer Ella would do.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Someone else said, I made a terram as sue for
a full dinner service and I used salt instead of sugar.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Oh, no, devastating term assault. I ordered two five hundred
dollars worth of custom tote bags with the company logo
on it.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Great.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Instead of attaching the company logo, I attached a photo
of my dog. Oh my god, you'd have tote bags forever.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Custom to you. Infinite custom dog tote bags.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
That's crazy. What about this? I was working in HR
and the HR manager and three other team members had
all left. I was the last one. I had to
fire someone, so I looked up on Google how to
fire someone.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I had it on my screen.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
She could see it from where she was sitting as
I was firing her.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
To fire someone, you watch a YouTube video on how to.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Fire The woman said, are you about to fire me?
I said no, and then proceeded to fire her Anywaylin.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Filling in for Fletchforn and haileylin.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Birthday, Yes, welcome to Birthday Banger. We do this every
afternoon on our show where you call us, tell us
your birthday and we figure out what was the number
one song when you were sixteen, and then we'll play
our favorite one.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Cecilia is here morning, Cecilia's Cecilia, Good morning, Good morning.
What do you got on for the day work?

Speaker 7 (46:47):
I'll just dropped the kens off though, so they'll be
pretty dark that I put on the radio.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
No, they're going to mess up.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
They can get the podcast this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We'll put this in our briand Clint podcast. You can
play it to them after school.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Cecilia, Great, let's see what you get.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 7 (47:02):
Twenty third of November nineteen eighty nine?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
All right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand
and five, and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday, banger.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Oh is that a bit of you, Cecilia, Black eyed
peas my humps?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
That's all right?

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Little How old are your kids?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Six?

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Nine and ten?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh? Yes, so they'll go, what a what a hump?

Speaker 10 (47:28):
What?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Are they talking about? Love lady?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Are they talking about a camel?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Mom? Camels have lovely lady loves?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Wait there, I'm going to do a Kate's birthday bang
in morning? Cake? Hi K, Hello, where are you off?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Two k after school with?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Drop my school in? Yeah, I'm gonna hang out with
a four year old? Okay, great, busy morning. Let's do
your birthday, banger Cake. What's your day to birth?

Speaker 9 (47:57):
August?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Right?

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety seven, and on
that day in ninety seven, this was number one?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Yes, what do you Reckon, Kate, Men and Black Will Smith.
I like that one from Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Great, that great music video.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
That movie was huge.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, remember they did a Men in Black three recently
with Chris Hmsworth. They sure did next. Yeah right, Jody
gets a birthday banger this morning as well. Morning Jody,
Hi Jodes morning.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Where are you going to?

Speaker 9 (48:39):
Joe's just dropping the little ones off at school?

Speaker 7 (48:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Lovely? Well Lindy, Oh nice one.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Let's do your birthday bang? And what is your day
to birth?

Speaker 9 (48:48):
Nineteenth of March nineteen ninety six.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty twelve
and on that day in twenty twelve, this was top
of the chart.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Just ski. Brice Maston just announced he's coming for a
tour of New Zealand too. Were you a mastinator?

Speaker 7 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Big mastinator? Yeah, I mean twelve, what sixteen was? Sixteen
year old? Wasn't a mastinator?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
We all were?

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, Okay, wait there, Jody, We're going to choose good
lineup of songs today, my humps, Men and Black. I
know we did it for birthday Banker, just for Friday, ok,
just last week. But I think I'm going to vote
for my humps.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
In the move for some lovely lady loves.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, I think some morning humps we'll go down. Well,
I am not going to deny you.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
If that's what you say.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
You're in the morning hump. Well done.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
You can tell the kids after school that you won
birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
From the year two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
This is Cecilia's birthday banger on Ziden with Brian Cloon,
Jump Junk inside your Trunks Brian Clint, Black Eyed Peas
on zen In with Brian Clint. It's the winner of
Birthday Banker today for Cecilia from two thousand and five.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Some great texts on that.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Someone said, guys, my muscle memory came out strong as
soon as you started.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
That birthday during whoever that is crumping in their car
Someone said, great choice, guys.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Obviously it's my humps, but I probably would have preferred
breeze version from last week.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
We got you on that one. We're all good.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
You Love My Lady Loves.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
That's our Friday.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Ok Last week someone also requested a little bit of
clints my.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Love, my love, you Love my Lady Loves.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Tomorrow's Friday, Okie Taylor Swift love story.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, Breeze got her excuses in early.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
I don't know if people said that my humps, yeah,
that was your mona, Lisa, And who would have thought
that my humps would have done it?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
If you haven't put.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Your best foot forward for Taylor Swift Love story, I
think you need to go back into the studio and
re record today. It's Taylor's winning this weekend and it's
we're doing the Breakfast show Mate.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
You've got to put your best foot forward day.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I always try and put my best foot forward, but
sometimes my best foot is a sprained ankle. So to speak.
Every week can be your hunt no, and I fear
it's going to be a very mono tone version tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Does the order in which you were born have any
influence on your intelligence?

Speaker 1 (51:41):
That is the question, your intelligence relative to your siblings
exactly like is.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
The eldest the smartest, is the middle the second smartest?
And is the youngest, the dumbest the dumbest. There's a
lot of studies that have been done on this, apparently,
can I give you.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
My rankings before you give the actual go on? So
I'll go from smartest to dumbest. Okay, okay, eldest of course, youngest, middle.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
So you're saying the eldest is the smartest always, the
youngest is the second smartest because they get.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Extra investment when the eldest and the middle leave.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
The house, and the middle is the dumbest.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah, because they're overlooked.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
How dare you?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
They're lacking in resource?

Speaker 10 (52:27):
Dare you?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Some might say that the middle child has to work
the hardest, hence they might be the smartest, could be,
could be if they've got the motivation. There are anomalies
if they've got lesson to this bloody eldest child over here.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I'll tell you, yeah, yeah, but it's true. And you
you agree with me because you say that the middle
child is often overlooked.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
You know, doesn't mean that, and.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's not your fault. It's just that you're not special.
You know.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
First is special because it's first. Last is special because
it's last. Middle is obviously arrogant as well. Several major
studies suggest that the order in which the children are
born may have a small influence.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Oh my god, if I am right, I am going
to be so happy.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I literally just contemplated whether I should.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Tell a lie.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Take me out if you can't, you can't tell a lie.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
There's research that was done at the University of Oslo
where they studied Norwegian men only men, might I add,
but the study did find that the middle child was
the smartest.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
No, you're lying, damn it.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
It was the firstborn.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I will say the firstborn scored slightly higher on average
in intelligence tests than their younger siblings. Slightly, I mean
the difference was relatively small, but consistent enough to attract
scientific attention.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
So they didn't rank the others. They just said oldest
and smartest and the rest not interested.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, not in this study that I can see. And
they do put it down to the fact that firstborn
children receive the parents full attention, you know, because they're.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
The Yeah, their men, the youngest are the only ones
that have the opportunity to have uninterrupted attention, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Yeah, And you know by the third child, they're like, oh,
they'll learn off the other ones.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Texts coming in from people sampling the market, it says,
as a middle child, I can confirm it we are
the dumbest.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Hey, it's not me, that's the Hey, middle child, we
need to band together us middle children.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Can confirm middle child is the smartest. First one is
always a dad. The last one was a miss. The
middle child is always the smartest.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Someone said, my middle child is by far my brightest,
doing all the hard subjects and getting excellent credits.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Chard look at this person ranking their twins. My twin
A is smarter than my twin B.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Which one's older? A?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Oh, I'm sure that's how you're doing it, don't you?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Or are they just ranking them in order of who's
smarter twin A?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I disagree with Clint.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
The middle child is more successful as they have to
fend for themselves and find their own way.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
This is what I'm always agreeing with me text.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Okay, you're disagreeing with science. Well the prehead the facts.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
There was also studies done into the personality traits of eldest, middle,
and youngest. Do you want to hear yeap It says
firstborn children are more likely to be the most responsible ones,
which I mean yeah, boring.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Middle children and correct.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Boring middle children are often the most independent, and younger
siblings are frequently described as the most spontaneous or adventurous.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, because they have no responsibilities. The youngest life to
the youngest is just all sunshine and rainbows. They're like, whoa,
money just drops out of the sky.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Mom and Dad have everything now, everything that I ever wanted,
they have all.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
My eldest siblings made all the mistakes. Well, I was
just born a free run.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I was just born in a house with a pool.
This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
It's so good. Wait, I thought everyone grew up with
sky TV exactly right.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Yeah, all right, use that information how you wish.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
As M's Brinklin podcast, Let's get.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Some tea on Taylor's the Tea Live from LA with
de McCarney. There's speculation, Dean, and this is coming from CNN,
so I feel like it's somewhat credible about how much
the Taylor Swift Travis Kelsey wedding might cost.

Speaker 8 (57:02):
Yeah, we're looking anywhere between ten and twenty million dollars. Now,
the thing is, yes the First War.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
No, let that sink in.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
Let that thing in, because you know, when you think
of how those it adds up so quickly, Like there's
only a thousand guests, So how much every wedding? What
one hundred gear bucks ahead or maybe bucks ahead? And
what's that a thousand times true?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Because I mean they're not they're not getting the buffet
style wedding, are they they're going full set around meal.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
I don't than your chicken kiyas.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Yeah, there's not a cash bar at the Taylor swept wedding,
and then they don't remember result.

Speaker 8 (57:38):
They also often these celebrities will fly in and accommodate
a lot of their guests, so they'll put them on
first class. No, you don't have hotel.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Noaire Taylor is.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Not paying to have her friends come to the wedding,
as she Dean, that's outrageous.

Speaker 10 (57:55):
She would be for sure, not not all of the guests,
but definitely her clothes friends. Absolutely one thousand percent. She
would be flying them in hotels. She book a hotel,
has them all in there.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (58:06):
My friend's wedding that I was there, the like what
I was?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
I married them celebrant.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Everybody was almost five hundred grand. They flew in to
performers from Greece and all their dances. It was almost
seven and grand and they yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
You went to a five hundred thousand dollars wedding, Dean.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
Yeah, I was a celebrant.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Jeez, God, you have.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Friends in high places, don't you.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
I read read like they paid for all my stuff
and all my hotels, so like they did that for
most of the guests, like it.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
That's incredible. I read a rumor that Taylor and Travis
had hide out like a whole hotel.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Where all of all of the guests, maybe even multiple.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Hotels where they're all staying.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, that's the way to do it, right, Dean.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
Yeah, and for security as well, that's the best way
to control it. Absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I would definitely believe that. Wow, and that would come Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
But she didn't hire the jit Park Airport Hotel either. Hey,
they've redone that since COVID. That's the Tea with Dean
McCarthy Our Hollywood London Drive Undernecessary drive by on the
Jip part, Geez, poor Jip pun.

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