ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 6th July 2026

• Rude interruption from the fire alarm. 
• Were you fired in a brutal way? 
• You do not love burgers THIS much. 
• Bree's Doc Martens update you've been waiting for. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chatter, So we're playing it and Clint the podcasts
Briton Clint thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's BAC on ZM in the Am. It's Brett and
Clint in the morning.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't mean to be negative, but what a terrible
start to the week. That was last week's news?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Oh was it? That was last week's news?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Because this computer, by the way, the software that we
used to run this radio station. I'm not kidding, it's
pre story. The software is from two thousand and sex yep.
And that's not an exaggeration. I was taught how to
use this software in two thousand and sex during my
internship and we're still using it.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
And some might say, why is there no new available software?
Which actually we're getting pretty good. We are, so we're
this is real industry chat.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I want to talk about something, so sorry, So
that's why it was. It was early.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
The news was early because of the software, so that
the bloody port brinin Rudkin hasn't even had time to
record today's news yet, so we played last week's news.
So if you're encrists, you're like, oh my god, all
blacks are coming again. They're not. That was last week's news.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Did they all blacks win?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
They did?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh, I mean rhetorical question. They always win, Yeah they do.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
We're at the pub last night for dinner at me
and my family and the Warriors women were on Heine game.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I didn't realize this is the first game of.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
The year for them, and we're watching it and they
were pumping the Bulldogs and my seven year old turns
to me and she goes, ah, Dad, you can always
trust the Warriors to win.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Hey, maybe the next generation of Warriors fan.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's all she knows. She only knows winning Warriors sides exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Imagine what about I know, obviously we're broadcasting around the country,
so this is probably way to win. But the storm
that hit Auckland last night between midnight and two am
was crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
There's a lot of rain, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
It was so loud. I've googled it about twenty five
mil Is that a lot? It's like it's in the
space of like an hour.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
It's fair.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I never understand how mills work when it comes to rain.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's a fair bit and it depends on how like
within the time frame and the humidity that will We'll
take into account the down put the.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Thrust.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I mean, what's maybe for claim talking about this weather?
Stuff's so easy?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Morning Producers, Morning Claudia, Morning Ella.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
How oh you guys are a ball of energy fresh area.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Give me like maybe half an hour just to warm up. Okay, enough,
that's breakfast.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
That's Ella's main priority when we do this show, as
who's buying mere free breakfast on the first day, And
the first day she goes, can we text our boss
Marty so he has to give us a free breakfast?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I was like, we at least have to do a
couple of days before end of the show.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's day three. Let's get some hash grounds in this.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I say, wait till Thursday to ask Boss Marty for
a free breakfast.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
With a chat breeze. Someone texted it and said, yeah,
it was intense. It was so intense that our flat
roof decided that I didn't want to hold the water
out anymore. Old raining inside problem for us.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
At least it's your flat and not your house that
you own.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Worst way to wake up though, because all your stuff
would be ruined.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So your Landlotti get back to you into a three
business days.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
In the meantime put a tarp over. Yeah, like, what
do you do?

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I tell you who should be I tell you who
should be shouting you guys, free breakfast.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Our boss Marty.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Our boss Marty.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Will send you his number and you text him accordingly.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Nick's on the show Germany is making a big change
to the way they do sick leave. I hope this
never comes to New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It's a bad thing. Is it's bad?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, it's bad. Yeah. First though, a song from I
Think the Only person who wasn't invited to Taylor Slift Sweatingland.
We're just about to talk about this Germany story where
they've abolished sick leave by phone. You can't phone in
for sick leave anymore. You have you have to have
a doctor's certificate for one day off work in Germany.

(04:27):
Now you cannot ring in sick. You have to present
a doctor's certificate.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
A doctor takes a month to get into exactly exactly
and costs me money every time.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
But I think this conversation that we just started having
is way more interesting. Would you rather have only cold
food or only hot food?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Is it more interesting? I think so.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I think we've stumbled upon something here. What's wrong, Claudia.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
The fire alarms are going off? Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
What is going on today?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
It's a Monday?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Is it really we need a sick note to leave
the studio right now?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's spire alarms not going off in here?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh intermittently I was was flashing.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh maybe they want them to be saved, but not
you and I.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
When there's a fire alarm. When there's a fire alarm,
I need to see the smoke. Otherwise, I'm so angry
about the fire alarm, even though it's trying to keep
me safe.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
If it is a real fire alarm, I'm taking my
breakfast with me just in case.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
You know what's going to be interesting if it is
a real fire alarm, is will will the hosk come outside.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
What we're doing right now?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Or is his show so important that he wouldn't even
go outside for a fire alarm.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I've just realized that what we're doing right now is
a horrible example of what you should do.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
In a fire.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
A fire alarm, there's no stop dropping and rolling.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Might have been just a test, maybe.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Ella, you stop dropping roll when you're on fire when
there is a fire.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
That's why people look at me funny when we do practice.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Fun or during some bangers from the two thousands.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
You stop dropping roll.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
If there's a fire, Ali you get down, get low,
get out.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
No, no, get down, get low, go go go.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Really it's in the morning, so we stopped drop and rolling.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
We found another New Zealand Australia is.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh, is that not what it was? Here?

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Here's here it's get down, get low, get out.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
In Australia, it's get down, get low and go go go.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
What does go go go mean?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Rather, don't come back? How do you not know what
go go go means?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
It's pretty self explantary. Alice's busy rolling around on the ground.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm just rage.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Beating you at sixteen in the morning. It's quite fun,
all right. Well, I think we're Finella.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Only you know about the fire chugging.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's a bad start to the week. I also slipped
through my alarm, so.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
God, I have horrible sleep when I have to wake
up early. Is that like?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Is that the same for anyone else? Normally I'm a
good sleeper.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You wake up all the time worried that you've missed
the alarm.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, yeap, cold and hot food. There's no great cold foods.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I don't think there's not a version that's better than hot. No,
because you said, we see them before on sandwiches. Sandwiches
is a great cold and we realized, you know what's
better than a sandwich as a toasted sandwich.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
God, that's sandwich from fed Deli. The chicken sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's a it's a restaurant and Awklord next to the
sky Tower.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
And there's this chicken sandwich that they do and then
you get a pot of gravy that you dip the
chicken sandwich in ah.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Mark anyway that has a sandwich or anything on the
menu that is so good that they could stop making
everything else that they make just it does make that
thing and still be in business. That's when you know
you've that's good.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, that's the dream scenario. And then if you have
multiples of that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh, you're winning multiple what like items that are that good?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh? I thought you mean if you go and eat
multiple sandwiches that doess.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
This is very much treaty. Is this lady all right?
Here we go the trades versus the ladies.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm pretty sure the score is fifty five ladies forty
eight tradees the ladies pulling away again.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
You're doing very well, but.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Doesn't mean the trades can't come back.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Our lady is in London, she's thirty three, she lives
in the UK. It's an international trade versus lady. Welcome
to the show, sarahod morning, Hello, or should I say
you're right?

Speaker 8 (08:28):
Good?

Speaker 7 (08:29):
Evening?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Good?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Even?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're right?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Sarah?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Okay? How's the hero?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
How's the heat way of going over there?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (08:37):
It's really hot.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
I'm having to lie on my tiles to cool myself
down right.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I love that for you, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
All right, Sarah in London. I hope the delay doesn't
cost you the win here you're taking on our trading
in christ Church. He's thirty three and he's building a
whole house in a month. Welcome to the show, Shannonhe
Shannon here. You are you going to build the whole
house in a month? Or are you waiting a month
before you start to build a house.

Speaker 11 (09:03):
But it's coming up surely and we're going to have
a crackit doing it.

Speaker 12 (09:07):
I mean it's not a mess of house, but we're
just going to phone to get it done, so we go.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
God, how many people can say that not many?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
A yeaod on your buzzes trade, Sarah, yours is lady.
First of three correct answers when it's fifty bucks cash,
which Sarah, in your case, will work out to about
nineteen British pounds.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think, Oh lovely, Na money's money. Question number one,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
What part of the body is also known as the patella.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Tray? Yes, Shannon, me Knie, well tell it then I'll
take it from him.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
It is the knee with knee cat, but will take
me okay? Question number two, Nancy who is the voice
of cartoon character Bart Simpson.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's a harder one.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
We'll buzz you out, Nancy cart right. She also voices
a bunch of different characters on the show. We move
on to question three. Buzz in when you can tell
me who sings this super.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Give you a clue they're brothers. Come on, guys, Yes, Sarah,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Back yourself, Sarah, we are won a piece in this game.
Question number five, who got married at Madison Square Garden
over the weekend? Yes, Shannon, it was Taylor Swift married
her boyfriend Travis Kelce.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
We move on to question six.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
You need this one Sarah to stay in it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
So hot on those buzzers. Guys, this is for the
win for you.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Shnnon name three Lady Gaga songs?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Give it a go for the win, right man? Yeah?
Come on the movie, the one in the movie Give
Me three?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
One steal Sarah, go on three Lady Gaga songs. Oh yeah,
a god, come on.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Sarah, break of blank?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
What's that huge one from the latest album Give Me Three?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is she allowed to use to use She's song? She
was but late?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
What about what about poker Face? What about Pepperazzi?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Applause? The one from the movie that Shennon was thinking
of was that shallow.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Rain on me? I mean, the list goes on. We
move on to question number seven.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
What is the other name for fairy floss?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Fairy floss? I don't know what it's called in the UK.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yeah, probably this other name that we're looking for, Yes.

Speaker 13 (12:33):
Sarah, No, yes, no, cotton candy candy floss is what
we were looking for.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
We move on to question eight. Still two to the trades,
one to the ladies, buzz in. When you can tell
me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Shannon, he's got it? Is that the one that's the
one Sarah, do not despair. You're in the midst of
a heat wave in London. You're not thinking straight, probably dehydrated.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
What is cold to think? I mean, Shannon's got a.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Point, Shannon, I was going to give you your cos on
a second. I was just trying to make Sarah feel better.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay, everything was working against Sarah.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
She had the delay, the heat wave, and then Shannon,
You've got him. Bloody done it in the middle of winter.
It's too cold to think.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Unbelievable, Shannon, fifty bucks will get it out to your bake.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Tradees needed a win too, and they got it. Burger
Wellington is coming. That's Wellington's annual burger competition. What are
you laughing at?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Sorry, I thought it was another burger place. I always
find another burger restaurant. I always find it so interesting,
Like in New Zealand. I don't know if there's any
tree in the world that has more burger places they go.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
That's go burger restaurants one for one, Burger King.

Speaker 14 (14:07):
Burger, Burger, Burger fuel, better Burger, better Burger. Yeah, Reburger
is there, Betty's Burgers, Murder Burger.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yes, Producer Wise Boys wise boys Vegan burgers parade.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
What do you say burger?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I said, Reburger, murder Burger, I said, murder Burger, Burger.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Don't you going to.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Say pugs and b burger? No, we've run out burger
that you have in christ Church burg No, now you're
googling burger. I mean, yes, burger tie.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
What about all the burgers on menus, all the restaurants
true standalone burger.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
What about the cartoon Bob's Burgers? What about Krabby Petty?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, what about Crusty Burger?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Wellington is Wellington's annual burger competition, and you don't have
to be a burger restaurant to participate. So the idea
is that all restaurants who want to participate just put
a burger on them and they do their signature burger.
So if you're a seafood restaurant, you might do a
lobster burger lobsterburger, or if you're a fresh and chip place,
you might just do a really lux fishburger kind of thing. Right,

(15:26):
there's a guy called Tim youmat I hope I'm saying
his name right. He loves burger Wellington. He runs a
burger review social media account. And he's made it his
goal to eat fifty burgers, this time at Burger Wellington.
And that's not even his record in one day. No, no, no, across.
He'll die across the month.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
He will die if he eats fifty in one day
across the mother.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well, here's some of his steps. Okay, this is Tim
talking about his love for.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
BURGERSS eight and the day was ten. If I like
death after him, and I'll I bet.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Ten burgers in one day, I bet.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Can you imagine how backed up he would have been?

Speaker 1 (16:07):
How'd you break it up? You'd have to have a
breakfast burger, yeah, of course, and tough to get your
dawn away with more than one burger. So one breakfast
burger two. I know you have to have three for lunch,
which takes you to four and it still leaves you
with six for dinner. He did talk about I haven't
got it on these claps.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
He could have had sliders. They still count as burgers.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I don't know if they do.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
How many sliders make up a normal burger? It's eight
three three, No eight, it's eight eight. You've eaten a
whole loaf of bread.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Clint, don't ruin this for me.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
When I go to an event and I ate eight sliders,
I'm like, it's fine because it's one.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, it's eighty's eight. Here's to m beginn Oh.

Speaker 11 (16:54):
The most burgers I've eaten Winton, I think was sixty
three or sixty four. Pretty much my my day jump
and Watson is along Black and Burgers.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That's all the aches for the month. Along Black and Burgers.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ah rout.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
He eats desert burgers. I don't know what a dessert burgers.
I've never heard of it before.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Dessert burger, never heard of it. Been like an ice
cream sandwich, is it?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't know. That's what I'm picturing.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Really a briosh bun.

Speaker 11 (17:20):
I try to see them up at least two grand
just for a complate.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Hopefully this year I want to spend that much. But
we'll see.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
We've got to get him sponsored. Yeah, he's making social
media for it. Surely you want him and your restaurant
eating your burger.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
He needs to be the official burger tester.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
He needs to be burger Man. My hot take, I
hang on with this one. Timbers said that he often
self sabotages himself with burgers.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Come off Wellington.

Speaker 11 (17:48):
I actually self summerfage my future because I skipped out
an interview from Burgers Jump into View.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yep, skipped the job interview for Burgers is he's meant
to be?

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, what he's meant total.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
And one day when he's at the top the tippit
the top of the burger game, he'll say, you know,
this is part of my journey. You're going to have
the tipping point. Okay, we've been building up to this
for ten minutes. Breeze hot take on Burgers. Okay, is
it the eighth sliders? Will one burger?

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
No, that's not hot take. That's just fact.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
It's not that that is fact.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Okay, how do I how do I position this?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
A beef burger will always win over a chicken.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Burger, he said the hot take.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Some people will.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Disagree with that. A lot of people will disagree.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Clearly, you agree with.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
What I'm a traditionalist, so see, so you're right.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I do agree, but I believe it is quite a
hot take where there's a lot of people who will disagree.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't believe anybody could argue a grilled chicken burger
over a beef burger. I reckon there's possibly grounds to
argue a fried chicken burger.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Yeah, way, way more behind a fried chicken burger than
a grilled chicken burger.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I mean that's I love the idea of trying to
be healthy with a grilled chicken burger. And they're like, cool,
So do you still want the bacon, the mayonnaise sauce.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
You're yeah, of course, but my but my chicken will
be grilled and a det's.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
Coke means branklin.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I saw this guy post this video and it made me.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Think if you were in a large crowd and had
to find your best friend but you could not yell
their name, what are you gonna yell?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
What are you yelling to get their attention?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Yeah, it's an interesting question, and I thought we could
put it to the test with our best friends here at.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Work, because we are best friends.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Wow, do you mean that work best friends? You guys
are my best friends here at.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
We're definitely my best friends at work.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
I guess there's some great people that work here and
I'm choosing to be best friends people that don't. Can
we change the wording and can I be your work
best friend instead of your best friend at work.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
It's just on the highest my.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Best work friend.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh yeah, still like the way Claudia said it, my
work best friend.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
We can work up to that.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay, wow, Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
If I'm finding Ella, I know how to find Ala. Okay,
we're trying to find out producer Ella and the crowds.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Where is she.

Speaker 11 (20:40):
Vegan?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
And then I'll go vegan. You can go free vegan
Ethiopian food and she would come running.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
That's perfect protein free doll yummy.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
You know what you could just yell that one simple
word to get her attention. Quorn jaorts. It's all of
her favorite things free on sale jots.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Where I like contact lenses. We're just picking on ai. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Okay,
how we're finding Claudia.

Speaker 15 (21:26):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Don't don't.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
You don't know what you're going to say. People in
the morning don't even know that joke. Okay, they don't
know that joke.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
She gets so grumpy afterwards.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So we're not allowed to make fun of Claudia for
being compassionate vest wearer. Because the vest is a monika for.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Sexuality, that's not the problem.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I don't understand why it annoys you so much because
it's literally just a.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Vest I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Reading it before, but I was going to say free
food and drink.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Need we sleeper would get any of us.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Non conforming A loof AULTI bisexual? A loof that's on
my business card. That is Claudia to a d. Everyone
would be like, who's that?

Speaker 3 (22:19):
And Colaudia'd be like, wait, that's the talking.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
That's my nickname in high school.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Carabineers for sale, vel crow shoes for sales.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Now crow shoes come from. We're trying to find our
best friends in the crowd. We can't yell their names
were yelling something else. How are we going to find
Bree guys?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I've got a guy on come here, tall girl, Come here,
tall girl.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
That was me walking.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Giant woman Morning gold Mine.

Speaker 16 (23:00):
You'd get, You'd get bre with Queenslander.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Call and respond. I'd be like, mum, what's my mummy?
Or sidepard In Chokers for sale, I haven't had.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I haven't worn chokers since twenty eighteen. You want, I
want to bring it back so bad?

Speaker 6 (23:28):
Oh No?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
The Nigga Millennial, the Ultimate Millennial, Bree Thomas l the
Final Millennial. Okay, find me in the crowd. Guys can't
say my name. Okay, lanky white man with a mustache
over here, so rescue at the moment. There's so many

(23:50):
of us.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
True, and I did think about that. I'm like everyone
would come running.

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
All Blacks had a good win on the weekend against
the Frogs down at the new Stadium and crash each
got All Blacks.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
They're always winning.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Well no not Actually, that's how we had to replace
the entire coaching staff and the captain.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, but now they're winning.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Now we're winning. Yeah, yeah, back the boys.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
They cause one game, they replaced the whole coaching stuff.
That's all we do. We like chrish Shurch would have
been going off on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh my god. The whole city has built around that
new stadium. They had thirty thousand people in there for
the game, people parting on the street. Also, what a time,
What a time? Fi finng and Off four played his
first game for the All Blacks, which is very cool.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
He's very cool.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
He plays for your beloved Hurricanes. I know that, which
I don't need to tell you obviously.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Why would you even say that, because I already know
he's twenty three.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
He made the news for a few reasons, one for
making his debut, two for being gifted more candy lays
than a human being has ever had around their neck before.
Look at that, he looks like he.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Looks like a lion. Yeah, he's got lions made.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Those chocolate bar lays that that you get presented that
particularly Pacific Island people get presented. So he's doing well there.
He said he had to give them all away because
he's in camp and eat too much chocolate, which is crazy.
He also made the news because he threw up with nerves?
Did he He was so nervous about making his debut

(25:22):
that he actually threw up. Have a lesson? Do you
think you'd be nervous?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
I don't think so until I was sitting on the
bench and I was really want so I was like,
I'm not even on the field.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You kind of measure when I'm on the field.

Speaker 11 (25:32):
So did you spu.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Half time?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I wasn't until last ye, so.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Felt bit after him.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
He didn't go on till the second half, So halftime
he was still nervous about going on.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I bet he would be.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's like a huge deal something you work for your
entire life and then you finally get there.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
No wonder he was nervous.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I never because I always people people say, oh my god,
I'm so nervous, I feel sick. I wasn't sure.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I wasn't aware that actually throwing up was a thing.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Has anyone here ever been so nervous that they threw up?

Speaker 13 (26:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
But I have definitely seen it happen to people. It's
I am not thankfully blessed with that trait that I get.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Are you nervous, mate? The worst or worse a nervous
number two?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
No, but nervous wei is definitely a thing. And my
memory just goes straight back to when I was.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
In Do you guys have a little athletics here? Little
as Nah?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
What's that? Just school athletics?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Like?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, it's like you join and you can be a
part of It's like a track and field.

Speaker 14 (26:43):
But like.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
And every tournament I ever went to, every athletics meet,
doesn't matter how many times I went to the toilet
just before a race. As soon as I got to
the start line, I needed to wag like really time wow.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, So it good to know that needs to be
part of your preparation.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Even when I race the producers last year, I was
busting for a week.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Nothing to be nervous about their day.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You guys have been in a nervous chunny before.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, nerves in my stomach. I feel nerves in my chest,
so like.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, don't get that, okay, Ella. You strike me as
a nervous spewer.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Not so much as spiewer, but a ah right yeah,
but even like the fainting thing.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Oh, I do faint, you know when people get really likes.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah, I totally faint in all kinds of situations.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Pages just text us. You said, hey, guys, anxiety girl here.
I throw up and feel instantly ill whenever I get anxious.
It's horrible, that's awful, that's so debilitating. Nine sex, nine sacks.
Have you ever done a nervous spew? Is what I
want to know? And why? What were you nervous about?
And it doesn't the thing that caused you to have
your nervous spew, And it.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Does not count.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
If you were out on the town and you've been
having a few drinks and you try and pass it
off that you were nervous, you're the.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Duns that you can't come in here. You're throwing up
I'm not drunk.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I'm just nervous.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
It's nervous about what songs the DJ is going to play.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Ms.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Brie and Clint covering for Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
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and sees a play. We're talking about nervous spews finging
on and off for Spewed at halftime before it is
All Black's debut over the weekend. So we asked, are
you a nervous spewer? Someone said, my husband throws up
whenever he gets nervous, but he gets nervous or doesn't

(28:40):
throw up, but he does get nervous farts.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Is that a thing? What about this? I threw up
the morning before my wedding? Are they on the phone?
Is that you Matt? Good morning, Good morning?

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Here you going?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
You were that nervous you threw up the morning of
your wedding? Wow, there was a lot of nerves. It
was a big day for me.

Speaker 9 (29:02):
But I've got to be honest.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I have a few of the groansmen and a few
of my mates around the.

Speaker 17 (29:08):
Night before, but the first night's ever, but sounds to
me a little, a little up and under the before
the big day.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Was sounds to me like you're a bit hungover.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Were you sorted by the time that you got to
the aisle?

Speaker 17 (29:22):
I was very much present.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah, mat it's like I'm fighting for my life.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
We're going to call off this winning on too hungover?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Oh my god, Chrissy's here. Hi, Chrissy, Hi, Chrissy.

Speaker 10 (29:35):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Your husband is the one that does the nervous farts.
Chrissy correct.

Speaker 10 (29:41):
I don't know if I'm a really scary wife if
he just does it with me, But for years I've
been listening to him farts when we're playing games or
I'm trying to get nervous, or he's he gets nervous
with me.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I reckon, I reckon. It's an excuse, Chrissy. What do
you reckon?

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (29:59):
Look, I can't know.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's you still give them butterflies and it's tummy.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
That's why, like me saying, I get I get happy farts.
I fart when I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Fart when I'm happy, I fart when I'm sad. It's
a vicious cycle. Thanks Chrissy, we appreciate it. Lee said,
anytime I have to fly, I will wake up one
hour beforehand to throw up multiple times. Anytime you fly, No.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Because I'm a nervous flyer, but I don't throw up.
That's why.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
If your job made you throw up, someone said, I'm
a lawyer and the stress makes me vomit all the time. Lola,
what a life.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
That's awful.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
And someone else who throws up before they go to
the dentist, that's awful for you and awful for the dentist.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Someone else said, I nervousp you every second day sometimes.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
What's making that nervous?

Speaker 1 (30:51):
It's definitely a thing.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
Then the z M podcast networks.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I so Ben Barrington was on Suzanne Paul's podcast.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Ben Barrington, Shorty Street alumni and.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Celebrity Treasure Island.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
The most recent season.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, I thought he was going to win it, did you?
I thought Ben Barrington was going to win Treasure Island
because he's so strong. But here's the thing, and he's
so wise.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
If you've watched enough seasons Island, the strongest person never wins. Yeah, right,
because they're too much of a threat, so people want
to get them out early.

Speaker 16 (31:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
That's why pusha Woodman when.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
James Mustter picked one.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Oh he was the exception.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, so Suzan Paul and Andrew Peppers do the Folks
Sake podcast and they had been Barrington on. I excuse
me for being behind in Shorty Street. I didn't realize
that he wasn't on it anymore. But he's not. And
they asked him about his decision to leave Shortened Street.

Speaker 12 (31:47):
Well, it wasn't my decision. I was unceremoniously I know,
I didn't know it was my final day.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
So yeah, it was a day like any other.

Speaker 12 (31:56):
They wrapped up shooting last year's season and then they
were putting together this year's convent.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
And in a way, I guess it was a bit
like a corporate restructure. They just go, how's our product
going to look like next year?

Speaker 12 (32:06):
And right, we're not going to get these people involved
and the new things around us.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Twelve years twelve years on Shortened Street and they cut
them without telling him, So he didn't even know that
he was not going to be on it anymore.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
That's brutal awful.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Look, I get hard decisions need to be made, and
you know that's how it goes. But there's a way
to treat people as well, like where you can do
it in a way that they keep their dignity, yes,
and you give them the respect that they deserve.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yes, the twelve years of his life.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
It's the equivalent of someone coming up to you at
the end of this show today at ten am and going, hey,
thanks for great eight years. You're finished now.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Which has happened, true, it does happen.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Happens a lot in radio too, value You're right, actually,
which I've never agreed was the way I've gotten rid
of people like you know, just they do.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
It in radio so that the person doesn't go on
the radio the next day and go there's places full
of a holes. I hate it here, yeah, and this this, this,
this person's this person did this, and they do all that.
Ben Barrington's not going to do that. He's an actor.
It's not like that.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
He can't just have free reign.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
No, he can say what he wants on camera. They'll
just edit it out.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, you know, yeah, very rough.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
I want to hear from people who got brutally fired
from their job this morning, like what was the job
and how did they let you go? How long had
you been the completely blind sided? You had no idea.
You had no idea that it was going down. You'd
given everything to that job. You were the Ben Barrington
of your workplace.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
You were the poon army was Yeah, he was.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I hope they put together like a highlights reel and
they played it in Shorten Street.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
You'd hope so, because what happened to his character?

Speaker 1 (34:01):
People who you know in Shorty Street watchers, can you
take us what happened to Ben Barrington's character?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Like they have to like.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
By aliens and he's never coming back?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Do they just not write him into the show and
they don't mention it? He was such a big character
on the show.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Did they say he fell into a volcano doing the
tongarero crossing? But how do you how do you just
eliminate a character that's always been there? Yeah, nine six
nine six, we can call us and eight hundred dollars
at him. You're brutal firings.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
It's z it ms brilling Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
No one's let us know what happened to Ben Barrington's
character on Shorten Street, which makes me worry that it's
a spoiler and he's still on the show and oh
we've revealed, but he's talking about it on the Get
Forked podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
So I'm just googling, just talking amongst yourselves.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, did anybody tell you, Cordia, do we know what
happened to Ben Barrington's character on Shorten.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Street and so saying that he didn't even know. So
it's not like he would have been killed off or anything.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
But this is the thing, if he didn't know, they
would have had to kill him off, and a yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Would it would have been a throwaway comment from another
character being like, oh he died in a plane crack tornado.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, yeah, he got sucked up into a tornado. We
don't have the footage he.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Slipped and fell down the stairs or yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Anyway, brutal firing for Ben Barrington. Page, you suffer a
brutal firing?

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Yes, hello, how are we guys?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Page?

Speaker 9 (35:29):
I was the one that also taxed him about the
anxiety so this morning about growing up?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Are you nervous about talking on the radio? You're not
going to throw up.

Speaker 8 (35:37):
On it on you?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Page?

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (35:40):
No, no, no, you guys are fine.

Speaker 6 (35:41):
Right.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
So I used to work at a you know, just
want of your food chain restaurants, and I would say
for about five years, and I was the assistant manager
and the manager and I we didn't really see eye
to eye.

Speaker 17 (35:54):
I just was a very.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I was just very you know.

Speaker 9 (35:58):
I knew what I wanted and I did it.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, right like that.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
And he he made it.

Speaker 10 (36:05):
He said that I bollied him.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Let's just say that I bullied him.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
How did how did they fire you page?

Speaker 9 (36:12):
I went away for surgery and I came back, and
I came back and let's say two weeks, and everyone
was real weird.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
To me that day.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
No one spoke like people were speaking to me.

Speaker 9 (36:21):
Not even asked how the operation went way.

Speaker 17 (36:24):
Everyone knew, oh yeah, and so I you know, and like,
bear in mind the people I'm working with, some of
them I went to school with and I got them
the job, so, you know whatever, that's what it is.

Speaker 9 (36:35):
I know where I stand now.

Speaker 8 (36:37):
But I was, you know, you know, working away, working away,
and then get it into my shift and they hand
me a piece of paper and I called one of
my friends who was on maternity leave, who I used
to work with, and she said, you need to come over.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
Do not read that by yourself.

Speaker 17 (36:52):
I know what that's going to be.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh my god, that's okay. Why did they just wring
you before the shift or like just before pretty much.

Speaker 9 (37:02):
I went round to my friend's house read it and
I was just like, oh my gosh, talk to dad.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
Dad goes, they.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Can't do this.

Speaker 17 (37:09):
They actually tried to make me redundant, but they were
going to replace me.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
I love when dad gets involved.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
How dare they?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Dad gets involved with the work, and he was so
proud of got on you, and I was like, oh,
you love me. By the way, we've heard Ben Barrington's
character moved to Amsterdam, which.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Means that they could bring him back, moved.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
To Ambersday Doctor Drew mccaskell just out of the blue.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Is that in character for Drew to move to Amsterdam? Like,
was he do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
They like subtly started putting bits in his character where
every now and then, as he'd go to the bar
and he go heineken please, or he was just.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Real high all the time, you're really into weed, and
so he thought, may as well move to Amsterdam.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
To Drew conde as M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Last week, guys shared with you guys that I had
a pair of Doc Martin loafers, loved them and they
broke and so I was like, surely they'll replace these.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
How old were they when they broke the first year?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Under a year?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Six months?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I thought, nah, a bit over, but under a year,
definitely under a year. They're not cheap shoes. And so
I was like, surely the.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Shoes, they're not like a pair of running shoes.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It was a fault.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
It was a fault in the shoe. Took it back
and they said, yep, all good, we'll replace them.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Love that movie and what the fault and our shoes?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Fantastic film. Yeah, so sad, so sad, such a sad film.
And they said, yep, sure we'll replace them. Gave me
a new pair. I said, great, perfect. I wasn't stoked
about having to break in a new pair of docks.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
That's the hardest. But I was stoked to have a
new pair because I love the shoe. It's a great shoe.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Anyway, had this new pair for about two or three months,
boom broke again, same thing, exact you showed it to us,
the exact same spot, the same fault, And I asked
you guys last week on the show, I was like,
do you reckon? They'll give me another replacement if I
take them in again. And the text machine was fifty

(39:24):
to fifty. Some people were like, yeah, they'll give you
another pair, and other people were like, nah, they won't.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Some people were like, bro, just get a refund. Don't
take another pair of those shoes. They're just going to
break again.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Which is hard because I really like the shoe. Anyway,
I bit the bullet and I went into the shop yesterday.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Did they go oh you again?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, they did it.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
It was a different guy, and I was like, Okay,
my best plan of attack here is to play it
real casual, be.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Real cool, and just be like I don't even care.
I don't care what happens in this situation and be
attached to the outcome exactly and just easy. That was
my That was my goal, and I feel like I
nailed it. Went in.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I was like, hey, look, no, biggie, no, biggie, this
is the situation. You know, I understand you've replaced them before,
and I was just wondering, like that's broken again, Like
I mean, what.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Do you think?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Like completely played it off like that, and the guy
at the counter, who was lovely, goes, yeah, totally understand
what you're saying. Let me call my manager. Let me
go out the back and call my manager. And at
that point I was like, oh, okay, I don't know
what's going to happen here, because I feel like I
had won this guy over, but I don't get to
talk to the manager just before you give us the outcome.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Has it been twelve months since your original purchase?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Interesting, So the original purchase was made in April last year.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
That's not like crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
No pair has lasted a full twelve month?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
No, correct, you have had shoes for twelve months? Correct.
I was like, I don't know what's going to happen here, but.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Call me her boomer. Shouldn't a pair of shoes, leather
shoes last more than twelve months?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I agree they're an annual purchase.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
I also I'm easy about it. I'm breezing.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
You don't really care.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I'm all good, you know whatever.

Speaker 17 (41:14):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
See what your manager says, and any biggie no biggie
cool if no, Look it's not going to room my day.
But just see what he says.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
He's gone out the back, called the manager, and I
reckon he was out there for a good like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
And I was like, Okay, maybe he hasn't been able
to get in touch with them or they're having in
an in depth conversation. Finally comes back out to the
front and he goes, look, here's the situation. We're willing
to replace them again this time, but after this time,
that is it.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
No more shoes.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
And I said, I'm happy with that.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Here you take that.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I mean, I'm happy either way, but that that sounds
good to me. I totally understand.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
But if two of them have broken for you, surely
they've been breaking for other people too. Or are you
have you just found a unique way of wearing these
shoes that no other person has, So are you wearing
them backwards?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So here's my plan of attack, because I'm like, do
I just have an incredibly fat foot?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's my issue? Which I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, I don't think you're bursting the seams of these loafers.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I mean I'm pretty rough with them, like when I'm
putting them on, Like, I'm not shoehorning my foot in there.
But I should be able to their leather. I paid
a heap of money for them. If I want to
the brokers, not the shoehorn but but this.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Is what I've done. I've gone up a size.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
To try and counteract the issue because I feel like
it's when I'm trying to get my foot in that
stresses that part of the shoe, which causes it to.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Was he cool about that about you changing sizes?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Look, it took some convincing, but he was.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
He was so good and he was like, look, unfortunately
we don't have that size, and so now they're getting
me the size from different store.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I'm a real problem for They never want to serve
you ever exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
But anyway, got another pair?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
No, I think that's justice for the people. I'd be
happy with that. I think that's a.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Win for the people.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Guys, and then when they break again, I'm gonna try
and get another pair anyway.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Play z Britenkland.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
You know that trend that's still in the rounds at
the moment where people take like a text conversation and
they get AI to turn it into a song.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yes, some of them are very funny.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Some of them are very funny.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You did the one with the girl where she was
in bed with a guy and his girlfriend had just
got home. No, yeah, and she's her frick so she's
texting her friend going what the hell do I do?
Should I go and hide in the closet? Do I
jump out the window? Yeah? It's really good.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
No I haven't, but I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
It was like a five party. Oh, very good.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
That's the kind of I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
This one is a multiple party as well. It's from
a woman named Kay who has decided to turn the
group text from a Hen's Night group chat into an
AI song. And I just want to preface this by saying,
I feel like we've all been in the situation where

(44:14):
there's one person that's how do how do we put
it being a bit of a being a bit of
a d bag and is just not reading the room,
not reading the room properly. So I feel like she's
the main organizer of this Hen's Night, which you'll hear
in this AI generated song. But it sounds like an

(44:38):
awful event to be a part of tagalism.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Just a reminder that first nast theme is called an hour.

Speaker 6 (44:47):
So absolutely no cool tones allowed in the Helpless Silver
includeing very girlies.

Speaker 7 (44:53):
This includes your wedding rings, so please take a point of.

Speaker 15 (44:56):
Taking those off for the name and leaving them in
as say or.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Does not bring in the moment said that up.

Speaker 15 (45:05):
Also, Margo has requested everyone wear a minimum three inch
heels that night to ensure the right esthetic for all
our photos.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
It will really throw off the look if someone wears flats,
you'd be.

Speaker 15 (45:16):
Questionably shorten the photos from one night compared to the other's. Hey, Jacqueline,
is the silver condition really necessary?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I doubt anyone will notice.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I have a silver Forever bracelet I got with my
mom to night. Literally can't take it off without wanting it.
It means a lot to me, and it feels silly
to destroy it for a color palette.

Speaker 15 (45:38):
Jacqueline, I literally can't wear three inch heels because of
my back is shoes.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
You know this?

Speaker 4 (45:44):
Why are we wearing heels and sand though?

Speaker 7 (45:47):
That's a broken ankle weighting to happen?

Speaker 15 (45:51):
Girls, I really expected more from un Cargo invited everyone
on this Bachelor atte for a reason, and if you
can't step up, you really shouldn't have accepted in the
first place. I'll refrained from telling her as I don't
want to upset her.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Please work out.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
These issues.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
So good.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
That sounds the worst he can do, but that is
so good.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Everyone has to wear at least three inch heels and
take off all of their silver jewelry.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
It must suck to be someone who thrives on organized
fun and know that you need the fun to be
so organized for it to be perfect, and then have
to convey that to the group. Nobody else is enjoying that,
No nobody else wants.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
That, and like that is something you can figure out
in therapy.

Speaker 13 (46:40):
It is.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
It's not okay, it's not fun. It's not fun. You've
taken all the fun out of the party.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Why does it matter if people are in three inch
heels or have a silver bracelet on?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Some people do that for their wedding, too, right, and
they tell the guests what to wear to the wedding
so that the foe look cohesive. I'm like, come on,
get over yourself.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
People just get a little bit drunk on power sometimes
where they're like, wait a second, I'm the ringleader of
this entire group, and whatever I say, I'm gipeto and
they are my Pinocchio's.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Weird to get drunken power when you are the maid
of honor though you're not even the bride.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
No, you're there to support the bride, and then I
love how she was using Margo the Bride as like escapegoat,
where she was like, Margo would be so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
You're not allowed to wear any silver, not even jewelry, No,
no warm tones in your clothing. And there's a minimum
three inch heel requirement. I would if I was a party,
I don't have you owned three inch heels?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Maybe one pair that I never wear because I never
have fun in them.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I wanted to hear from people this morning who have
been in this situation.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Yeah, did you attend a Hens party or a stag
do which and it could be for whatever reason, but.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
It was just awful.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Were the requirements way to over the top?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Did they send you a bill for nine hundred and
fifty dollars for the hens do?

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah? Was it like a three day weekend commitment that
was so expensive?

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Did you have to book your own overwater chalet in
the Maldives?

Speaker 7 (48:24):
CDMs, BRE and Clinton podcasts?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Why was the Hens or stag Doo just real down
buzz Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Over organized, under organized, too expensive, Alex sixson and he said,
at my brother in lawis stagdo. The two strippers started
arguing and then physically fighting mid routine. Very unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I mean, what a show. Though?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Where do you post a negative stripper review? Like, do
they do Google reviews?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Well, I mean probably on their website. Yeah, I'd say
they would be from a website.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
True people reading the reviews.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Maybe I read reviews on everything, and then I always
just question if the review is from a real person.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Exactly right, So you never know someone the transparency like
on a strippers website, who knows who knows?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Someone takes her and said The Hens was ruined because
one bride'smaid made it all about herself. She announced her
pregnancy halfway through dinner, and suddenly the whole night became
a celebration for her.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
On read the Room, She'd have to get it out
of the way because I find the pregnancy announcement politics
quite interesting. She'd have to get it out of the
way before the Hens do, wouldn't she, Yes, because otherwise
she would be not drinking and people would be like,
why are you not drinking? Yeah, and she'd like, it's
just I've got an ulcer, yeah, and she.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Would know that.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
I mean, it makes it hard depending on how many
weeks pregnant she was, but it sounded like she wanted
to everyone to celebrate her.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
At a Hens party, the main bridesmaid said she was
finding everybody twenty dollars for saying I'm tired twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Twenty dollars in the pot. Put it, then you can't
say it. I banned it.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
The Hens party I attended had more rules than an
international flight. We had a color palette, We had approved
emojis to use in our captions.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
That's this one similar to that, It says the maid
of honor on a Hens party. I went to sent
us a twelve page itinery and color coded spreadsheet.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
We got told what time to wake up.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
What to wear, when we could eat, and even what
we were allowed to post on social media.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
It felt like a boot camp, not a Hens party.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Where does this pressure for perfection come from? Is it
social media? Is it because you want to have the
most instagrammable Hins party?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (51:05):
No, I.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Don't think stag doo has happen like that. I think
stagdoos are more.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Here's one about a stag peryl. Yeah, I feel like
it goes the other way. Yeah, it says the best
man at a stag doo. I attended thought he was
organizing the Olympics. We had to compete in ridiculous challenges
all day in thirty five degree heat. The groom hated
every minute, but I didn't want to upset his mate.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh that was one. Sounds kind of fun to me.
But obviously I like to have an activity. I like
to have an activity.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, but there's too much activity.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
But but there's a line where there's not enough activity,
particularly on a stag dooo. And if there's not enough activity,
it just descends into bidlam. It's like a hens, it's
like an a head of the flies. Yeah, I agree,
but it's a fine line. You need to get the
right amount of activity right. You can't go back to
back activities. And there's got to be some breathing and
cheeseboard time in between. Each October.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
It got to be some drinking time.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
There's got to be some drinking time.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
When they organized the Zenim Christmas party, when we were
still allowed to have Zenim Christmas parties back in the day.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Oh, the scavenger hunt, you know, like the whole day
was so jam packed. I was like, you've left me
no time for my drinking.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I think that was intentional.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
I think that is to keep the bar tab low.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
I think that was so, you know, if we keep
them busy, yeah, and they can't drink.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
We bloody ran all over the city on this bloody
scavenger hunt like a bunch of glag.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Oh we complained about that. Now we canplain that there
is no Christmas party.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
What would you rather?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
No Christmas party or the jam packed scavenger hunt Christmas party?

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Probably no Christmas party? Really, probably just go to the pub. Yeah,
oh no, okay, Oh no, I'll read the room wrong.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh yeah, I'm fifty to fifty two.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
If we did it again, I would intentionally throw the
scavenger hunt and I'd go.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Oh no, and you can do this on the hinds
do or Stag's doing genius and you just go to
the pub.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh no, I lost. Okay, I'll meet you guys at
the bar. I'll go and get us a table.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Or someone fakes an ankle injury. Oh, we have to
look after Sandra. She's sprained her ankle outside.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Of this pub.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I'm in so much pain and the only thing that
will help is prosecco.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Please. Oh lucky, you did it right outside the pub.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
My fiance Saphia is thirty eight weeks pregnant today.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Oh yeah, wow, yeah, two weeks to go, so.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It could be at any time.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Really, I feel like she's going to go late though
generally first one late.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Yeah, like she's not bursting at the seams. What'd you say, producer, Ella?
I feel like you were talking directly to me.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Do you go a prediction?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I reckon?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
It could come?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
When do you reckon what day I'm going to lock in?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
A Wednesday? Wednesday afternoon? You're doing the show, you get
a text or a call and you're like.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
So you reckon Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
That would be dramatic. There would be a great There'll
be a great Instagram video, wouldn't it, Ella?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Yeah, And then we can all do a little tunnel
as you.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Run out and we strap the go pro to breeze
foreheads perfect, and she's off and we live stream the
whole thing in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I'll stay out by the head, please, I'll last the fire.
But I think it's going to be a no, So just.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
No, don't if you think it's going to be a no,
don't ask for forgiveness.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Also, I will be there for skin to skin.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
So let me know okay, good, going to arrive at
the hospital. I'll tell the doctors and nurses to let
you straighten.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Just running down.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
She's thirty eight weeks pregnant and she's out of control,
like she just won't sit down.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
She's a go get my fiance. She always has been.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
She is like me.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
She's an active relaxers a. It's a blessing and a curse,
it really is. I got to get home. The other day.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
She's mowed all the lawns, She's painted a bunch of
doors in the house. She's hanging shelves with a stud finder.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Does she do that pregnant thing while she's doing all
these jobs? And she says to pause midway through.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
The job and go, oh, she wears this belt.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
She's wearing this belt thing. Okay, it's like, yeah, she
said that that's helped a lot. But anyway, so I'm
just setting the scene. That's what that's weight left. Yeah,
kind of wow.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
And she said to me.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Last week, she goes, oh, just so you know, on Saturday,
I'm not going to be here because I've booked myself
in for a six hour woodworking class.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
What an essential skill for all expected me.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
And Stacey her bestie. We're going to a woodworking class.
It's like an introductory all women's woodworking class.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Well, first of all, fun, yeah, Second of all, what
are you doing? Woman?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
She's into it. She loves it.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I feel like she feels like she's going to get
really into DIY when the baby comes or something. All right,
But anyway, so she's said cute that she thinks that.
Yeah she I mean, if you know her, she really
can do it. All okay, But anyway, she's I sent
her off on Saturday morning. I said, have a great time,
gave her a lunch, and off she went. Anyway, she
gets home.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
She's naked. When she got home, She's like, I'm so exhausted.
I was like, how was it?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
She goes, Yeah, it was good, she goes. It didn't
start very well though, I said, why she goes. I
turn up at the place and I'm parking the car
and I'm slowly kind of parking the car, and I reckon.
I was probably like a meter and a half away
from this car. Because I was maneuvering my car at
about a meter and a half away from this car.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
This woman apparently just gets on the horn.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
And just starts like yelling her profanities like and SphI
could see her in the mirror where she.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Was giving her the finger, telling her, oh my god
like like.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Sophire was about to hit her, but she was quite
far away from her, so this happened right. Anyway, If
I walks into the class and she's standing there and
they put them into groups, next minute, guess who walks
into the class.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Oh not long horn, long long horn out in the
car park. Oh, arrives at the class.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
But of course she does. You're honking at someone in
the parking lot of a woodworking class that you're attender.
That's just for women, Like, you're not gonna like, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Use your brain anyway, Guess who was in Guess who
was in suffie group?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Long horn, long hon god put in a group.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Oh, that's my worst nightmare to have an outburst and
then have a run in where you have to spend
all day with them.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
She has a temporary trump card back in the parking
lot where when she gets long horned, Yeah, you just
put the car and park, pull the handbrake up, get
out of the car, and stand in front of the
other car with your thirty eight week pregnant belly. Side
profile to the car, and you're like, are you all right?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
If I could fit through the gap, then the gap
was big enough.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
You know, like you're long horning a heavily pregnant woman
who's also not doing anything wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
She wasn't, and that's why I was like so awkward
for that lady.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Are they friends now?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
No, it's still not friends.

Speaker 7 (58:14):
Ms Breenkland covering Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Morning, Everybody shows what you wear? Animates The Aquasale is
on right now. You can swim in store online today.
Is that for fish? It'll be for fresh won't it is?
That it's got a good range of fish. They do
have a good range of anima e range of fish.
I used to take my toddler into animates just to
look at fish, and she was like deaddy zoo.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
I was like, yep, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
It's the zoo.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
That's where we are entertainment. We're at the zoo, yes,
producer Ella.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
I just had a thought the other day, isn't it
weird that right in the middle of Auckland City is
a gorilla and a monkey and a lion, Like, isn't
that weird?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Was the time like around four twenty on a week.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
In there's just like animals, wildlife animals. It should be
in Africa, in the city.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
The concept of a zoo. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Someone text me on my Instagram last night and said
that they spotted Kirsten Dunce at the zoo yesterday at
the Auckland Zoo, And then I was like, maybe one
of the animals is named after.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Her, resembles her.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Which one would it be, Clint? No, I wasn't no,
which one.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Whatever the most beautiful animal is and least whatever the
least offensive animal is, that's the one I think it
would be.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Which one would that be?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
You reckon Flamingo, I don't know. Bre We're going to
do a birthday bag and nixt Yes we are. You'd
like to know the number one song on your sixteenth birthday?

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Wrestled you out.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Kirsten Dunce, By the way, had I end up in
this position?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
That's not what you were saying.

Speaker 7 (59:51):
Off means clin.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Birthday?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Al Right, here we go your birthday bangers, number one
songs when you turn sixteen. We'll figure them out and
then we'll play our favorite and it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Is going to go first morning and it morning and morning,
good morning. How are you this morning?

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
And it I'm very well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Thank you. It's good to hear.

Speaker 6 (01:00:13):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
We're excited to do your birthday banger. What is your birthday?

Speaker 10 (01:00:16):
Twenty fifty to twelve, nineteen sixty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
All right, that means you were sixteen and nineteen seventy
six and on that day this was top.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Of the charts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Banger, Anne, what a tune from Abbat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Great start to a short week.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Wait there, but they banger for Carolyn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Hi, Carolyn, Hey, Carolyn, your morning guy. How was your weekend? Carolyn?

Speaker 9 (01:00:47):
Oh, it was beautiful, great weather in the garden hanging about.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
God, you're a breath of fresh air. Has anyone told
you that?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
How many can cops out for a walk?

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
It's pretty cold outside.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
How many coffees this morning, Carolyn?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Just one? Just one in the tank? Hey, what is
your date of birth?

Speaker 17 (01:01:04):
Eighth of October nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Right, another sixties, baby, that means June sixteen, though in
nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday, banger. Oh, yeah,
come on, Caroline.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
And banger Carolyn, what do you reckon?

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Olivia?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, that is such a tune from the movie Grease.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
If we chose that one, are we allowed to choose
grease mega maxim stick. I think so, because that that
changes the conversation. Says yes, yeah, yeah, okay, wait there wait,
there one more birthday banger for Maddi. Morning, Maddie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
I'm Maddie Morning.

Speaker 8 (01:01:49):
You've got them here with me?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Who would like you to know he's a long time listener,
first time caller. Yes, wait a second morning fan. How
old are you fen?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Eight eight?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Just school holidays going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
You're nice?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
What are you got planned for today? You've been anything fun?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Yeah? My brother's going to football and then.

Speaker 8 (01:02:17):
Well with me and my babysitter, are gonna do some
go for a coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
What's your coffee? You order?

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Fit?

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
What's of coffee do you have?

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
I think I might just get a fluffy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Fair enough fluffy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Okay, let's do Maddy's birthday banger. Maddie, what's your day
to birth?

Speaker 16 (01:02:35):
May the fourth?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Two thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Are you the babysitter or the mum?

Speaker 9 (01:02:39):
I'm the babysitter.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
And may the fourth be with you, Maddie. You're sixteen
and also with you twenty sixteen, and he's your Birthday
Banger Mike Kosner. I took a pill, Beth.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Are you into it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
Meddy Son's on board?

Speaker 9 (01:02:59):
But I don't think it will ever be ever.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Really yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
True. Tough competition, okay, all right, right, all right, wait there,
Median Finn. Tough decision my list ever, and we're going
grease megamts.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
If it's the grease megamix, how I'm not. I can't
vote for anything other than that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Have you have we found it yet, Cordia, have we
located Do we have it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Surely, huge radio company like this, We need to have
the grease Megamix somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
We just we just sample how it starts.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yeah, you got it. You got it for a Monday.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
I think the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Decision has been made. Where's our girl out on her world? Carolyn?
You you've just one birth there banger?

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Yay, this one's just for you, Carolyn.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Here it is from nineteen to seventy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Or the one that we want from.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
You.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
Have a wonderful day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
You too, Carolyn Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
What's Bristlaban.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
Cms Brillan Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Birthday Banger for Carolyn? That's the grease Megamix on ZM
with Brian Clinton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Not a single regret.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
No, not one, not the whole office here up and dancing. Yep,
that was so good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Lots of feedback on the text machine, all positive. People say,
get it, guys, love this birthday banger. Well, everyone else say,
can't go into work, I need to sit in the car.
This is too good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
That's what a birthday banger should do, right, Huh. It
should be something that you go, oh well, wait, wait,
I haven't heard this for a while. Hi, why is
this on the radio? I love it?

Speaker 10 (01:04:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Yeah, the ZDM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I thought we could do a simple IQ test.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
I saw this online whether they said this riddle, if
you can get it in under thirty seconds, means that
you would do quite well in an IQ test.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Okay, so are we all ready we got a thirty
second timer.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Yeah, we've got thirty second table.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Start the timer at the end of the question. Here
is the riddle. A boy was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Born in nineteen fifty and he died in nineteen fifty one,
but his age was twenty years old.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
How is this possible?

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
Born in nineteen fifty died in nineteen fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
One, but he was twenty How is this possible?

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
His leap years doesn't work? He died.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
He is born your time traveler.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Ah, he's toime traveler, but he was twenty one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
He was twenty, but he was born in nineteen fifty,
died in fifty one.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Twenty or twenty one, twenty twenty?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Uh, I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Nineteen fifty one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
It doesn't make any sense. Do you actually have it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
I think I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
I don't have anything.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
He was twenty months That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
He was twenty years of age. But I like your
way of thinking. I wonder if anyone on the teche
again has got it. Okay, so the riddle one more time.
A boy was born in nineteen fifty and he died
in nineteen fifty one, but his age was twenty years old?

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
How is that possible?

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Oh? I hate this?

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Are they two different people?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Two different people?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
A boy in one of them is called he Yes,
you're gonna you guys are gonna hate me? Hate it?

Speaker 17 (01:06:20):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:20):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Obviously? I got it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
But IVF didn't exist then because my fertilized embryo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
My brain went to IVF, and I said that the
EG was twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
They didn't have IVF in nineteen fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Someone might have it. Tis machine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
They did it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Someone said twenty four hour, t is at it. No
one of the TEXS machines got it either. Twenty four okay,
someone said he was born Yeah, someone got it. So
the answer is is he was born in the room
nineteen fifty and he died in room nineteen fifty one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
No, I'm such a crap answer. That's such a riddle.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
Why did you bring us to the show?

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
I'm actually furious it's such answer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
The i Q test, the IQ test. If you thought
that was a good riddle, you're stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
That's the IQ test.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
It's MS brilling Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
We're still mad about the riddle up and arms arm
and riddles are infuriating though, Like I just my brain
just doesn't work that way.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
It's the brain how that you invest and you trust
that the payoff is going to be good, you know,
and it's going to be like oh, or it is
something that you can figure out when it's I did
love off?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Do you remember the doctor riddle? No, the doctor riddle
there's a boy that's in a car accident. Oh, yes,
that's a good one. It's a good riddle.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
The one that always messed with me was that there's
a phone booth and a guy's did inside, but the
glasses outside the phone booth and there's a fish.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
What happened? That's not that's not the verbati. But if
you can figure it out from that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
As the producers heard the doctor riddle, should we test them?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Do you want to get it? Do you want to
get the word in courage?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Do you know the doctor riddle? Maybe I might so
if I just this is this is actually a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Okay, I reckon. This is one of my favorite riddles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Okay, here we go, you guys, ready, I look.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
At the text machine because this is quite a popular one.
People will gain.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
A father and son are in a car accident. The
father dies and the boy is rushed to hospital. The
surgeon looks at the boy and says, I can't operate
on this boy because he's my son. How is this possible?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
I've heard this. I'll be quiet. Yeah, do you know
what I think? I have also heard this? Then I
think either the surgeon is his mum or he's got
gay dads. That's a good outcome in this riddle. The
surgeon is his mum, I want gay dad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
The gay dad is a modern remake of that one,
which I.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
Mean, yeah, same vibe was RHNTA was way trickier in
the two thousands, before people realized that women could be surgeons.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
People like, there's no possible answer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
I remember being away at a batch and we went
over that one for about forty five minutes, and then
they went the surgeon is his mum And we were like,
oh my god, woman, doctor.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Have you heard Olivia and REGOs And one of the
new songs she mentions a doctor but says she.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Got that ground to your period. Bloody woke pc bs,
I'll tell you cool Fat.

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