ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th July 2026

• We're on baby watch! 
• Does your partner have an awful last name? 
• What song Justin Bieber should have done at the Fifa half time show. 
• Predicting Bree's baby's sex! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tap it, so we're playing its Bri and Clint
the podcast sidims Brian Clint thanks to KFC. You want
to what happens at three pm? Ms Bree and three
two to be precise, Good afternoon, everybody. The old band

(00:22):
is back together for at least one more day.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yep, that's right. Bands all here for now on Baby Watch,
No baby, baby, dude today. Due date for baby is today.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's so how dedicated Brie is. God, she's here.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm going to give that kid talking to when it
gets here, because I don't like people to be late.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well they're not late yet, not yet. I've got until midnight,
don't they.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, they have to get a wriggle on.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It could be any minute, though, a wriggle.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Down, so to speak, wriggle out, friggle out, wriggle on
down and out.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
There's obviously nothing what you're about to experience. But I
watched that episode of Clarkson's Farm last night. He birth's
the calves o.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Tech dega.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
My first daughter came out von tous, which is where
they put the suction cup on the baby's head.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh, I thought you were going to say she was
came out as a part of Circus Delay.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah. Yeah, she came out in the Von Trapp family. Yeah,
so long, well a goodbye, but you've just got here baby.
They put the suction cup on the baby's head and
then attached to the suction cup. It sounds rudimentary, but
this is what it is. There is a rope with
a knot on the end of it so your hand
doesn't slip off. And then they pulled the baby out

(01:35):
of mum. Like Jeremy clarks It had to pull the
calfs out of the cow. So Jeremy Clarkson tied two
ropes around the calf's legs and he's pulling it out.
And anyway, I thought of you.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That you pull. No, it's very sensitive and they're very
they're very obviously they know what they're doing. But a
lot of babies ropes at the gym though totally very similar. Yeah, yeah,
it's like the slid pool. Yeah. Babies often have like
a Von two suction mark on the top of their head.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
For a while, and their head is a little bit
like can be can be a little bit egg like.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
From but cony Yeah yeah, yeah, and then it comes good.
I think I don't know. I've only been there for
two berths, so am I coming to this one? Not
to this one? Okay? Just chicking fun show on the
way for you guys, of course. But let's get into
Trady versus lady. God it has changed and the time
that I have been.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Away, yes, it sure has.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
The tradees have been all over it had a fantastic week,
took the lead last week and continued the run.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
There on fifty seven, the Ladies on fifty five.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Unbelievable. If you want to play, give us a call now.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Eight hundred dials and m fifty bucks you can put
in your.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Pocket, plays Brion England.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Let's go Trady versus Lady. This is the very treaty
versus lady. Jeez.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
If you're on holidays last week and you've come back,
well a lot's changed. The traders have taken the lead.
They're on fifty seven wins for the year. The ladies trailing,
they're on fifty five.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Our lady is in Marsterton. She's forty two and she
is a grandmother of four. Welcome to the show, Alana.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Hi Ilana.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He talk us through how that's even possible, Young hot grandma. Moe.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, I started young, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
And then your babies probably started young as well.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Youngish nineteen twenty okay, oh twenty twenty one, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And that's how you get a hot grandma at forty two.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Sorry to sexualize you like that, Elana, Okay, you're more
than just a hot grandma.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Not to me, you'll just be a guilf. They're a
guilf to me, Alana.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You're taking out trading from Auckland. He's thirty and he
has played football against Harry Kine. No way. Welcome to
the show, Mike, did I Mike talk us through? How
did that come about?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
I was playing a bit of football for Autan City
FC to smaller club in Auckland last year.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Whoa do you know my cousin Connor Tracy?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yes, I do know old Connor. He saved us a
few goals. Yeah, he said he's the goal He wasn't
the goalie for the team small world.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Do you know my cousin Christian me? He doesn't play football.
I was just wondering if you know him.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
I have been bloody good if you did, would have
given you a point, Alana, your buzzes lady, Mike Trady,
first two three correct answers gets the fifty dollars cash
thanks to KATEFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Question number one. The fief for World Cup wrapped up
this morning. Who took out the whole thing?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Ladylana Spain? It was Spain. Mike. I don't want, I
don't want to use the words humiliating, but your question, Mike,
you're fun fair. It was about Harry Kane and you
just lost the football question I had. Yeah, right, Okay,
what a gentleman? What a gentleman? An interesting tactic? All right,

(05:10):
well we'll proceed.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wonder the ladies. Well done, Alana. We move on to
question two. What is the name of the latest Christopher
Nolan blockbuster that hits cinemas last week?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
We got a huge.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Cast and hit the way out.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Tom holland Charlie Thron The Odyssey is what we were
looking for? No points there. We move on to question three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yes, Mike Eminem, Yeah, boy is Eminem? We are one apiece.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Question number four Mike Meyers announced a new Austin Powers
movie over the weekend. What number Austin Powers film. Will
this be.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Have a guess? It's four, Lana, Alana four is correct.
It is for You're on the money.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Two to the ladies, one to the trades.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Question number five, what is the only type of bird
that can fly backwards?

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
No, not a hawk. Worth a try, though, Mike, there's
a hummingbird.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Hummingbird is correct. We are all tied up at to
a piece here. In the sixth This is for the wind.
What is the rarest eminem color? Yes, Mike, for the win.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Purple.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I don't know if they even make a purple one.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's too rare. I think Alana for the wind.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Throw something out there.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
No, it's actually brown. Who would have thought?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I would have thought that's the most common.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Why make a brown? It's like a nude eminem. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
We move on to question seven, which organ is often
referred to as the powerhouse of the cell.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
What a who was that? Christian? Yeah? Yes, Mike, I'm.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
Gonna go skin.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, that would have been actually a deecent answer.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's the hardest question. Did you write this? I think
Claudia wrote it. You don't know the answer to that?
Is this even an organ? This thing? Is that This
was a meme for ages. I could get this replaced.
Al Do you want to guess? Was another great guess. Mitochondria.

Speaker 8 (07:36):
Yeah, apparently mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
I saw Jack Black in the reboot of that Question
number eight buzz in when you can tell me who
sings this?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yes, Mike for the wind, He's got that game. Had
it all? Didn't this? Mike was using as Mito Andrea
there he was. Congrats, Mike, you get the fifty backs cash.

Speaker 9 (08:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I'm lucky.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Ilana call back and play again. Lana's like, what happened there?

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Not?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Under Anyonems and Clintic podcast, we need to talk about
Spice Girl mel C. She's in the news today. She's married.
I didn't realize that Melcy wasn't married, but then I'd
never really thought about it.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, I don't know if she actually ever has been married.
To be honest, I feel like this could be her
first marriage. Melby, She's had a bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
She married Idie Murphy, didn't she Yeah, among and others.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I think she's been married three or four times. But Melcy,
this might.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Be she married the donkey from Shrek. Yeah, she did it.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
At one point even more exciting, apparently she got married
and had celebrations in Australia.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Did she really?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, legally I believe because her partner is Australian.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
His name is Chris, and.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I believe they legally wed in Sydney, Australia, before they
had a larger celebration in the English countryside.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Pop over in New Zealand. Babes, I know, we're just here.
Go to the Onsen hot Poles comes he have the photo?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
According to reports, all all the Spice girls were there
bar one.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Take you guess, Vicky B. She would have been at
the World Cup, right, I think so?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
But she did design her dress actually nice executed?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
No, actually, poor excuse from Vicky B. You're not playing
in the World Cup.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You're not playing, and also your husband's not playing.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
He's not playing that he's got forty five brand deals
that he has to execute at the World Cup. Why
you don't?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Can I just say, why is one of the commemorative
cups you can get at the fast food joint?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Why is one of them?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
David Beckham, He's not even playing in it?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Can I just say you just expertly avoided the name
of the fast food joint on the KFC sponsored.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Show Hi crrushed her. That was very well done.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Why why is he on there? I don't get it.
He's not even a part of the world, Like, I
don't get it. But good for him, get that.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Cross So also he'll do anything for money.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, Look, Melsey, have you seen her husband?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
He is a very good looking man and younger. Yes,
he's in.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
His forties, Melsey, she's fifty two.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
And the thing that really caught my attention after his face.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Caught my attention.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
He's very handsome, very handsome, like tall, tall, dark and handsome,
like real good looking.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Do it looks like a movie scene you would describe
as classically handsome? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
The second thing that caught my attention was his last name,
which mel married her Australian partner, Chris Dingwall.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
From the ding.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Walls, from the Dingwall family, very big family in Australia.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Which begs the question cousins to the Dingbats section.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
In the Dingholes. It begs the question as she now Malde, Oh,
that's a great question, which means we would have had malc,
malb and Malde. Surely she's not going Mel Dingwall surely
she's keeping her last name? What is her last name? See?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Just see interesting? Never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Mel Dingwall. It happens, you know, sometimes the name of
the person you're marrying. Look, it's so bad that you
have to pretend that you want to keep your own
name for feminist reasons, for the principle of that, for
the principle, and not not because your name is awful.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I really love the last name Dingwall, and.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Not because you don't want to raise little ding walls. Yeah,
you know a bunch of little ding walls running around.
Can I apologize to our ding wall listeners? By the way,
some ding walls we're bound to. I'll just go on
the record and say it's not the worst name. No,
it's far from the worst name. But it's also far
from the best name totally, you know. Yeah, and be
honest with yourself. Would you have chosen it? Probably not?

(12:25):
If you could, would you have chosen it? No?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I thought we could ask people this afternoon, And it's
an interesting question to ask, did your partner or does
your partner have an awful last name?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah? And maybe you didn't take it when you wed,
or maybe you did and you regret it. Yep, Or
maybe you're worried about when you wed, or maybe their
last name is so bad that it caused to fight
in your relationship because they refused to acknowledge.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
That their last name sucks.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, like is their last name? But will we Will
we accept people family? They exist, they'll be They're always
the butt of the joke, always the butt of the joke.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Will we accept people like if their first name really
doesn't work with their partner's last name?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well except that as a bad combo?
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
And did you still take it when you wed them?
Mel c Or as her friends call her mel Chisholm.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah from the Spice Girls.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yes, has gotten married to her Australian partner, Chris Dingwall,
in a low key celebration.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
And I just apologize for Brie, who's been making fun
of the ding Walves. I have not. Ella's just done
a search of the ninety two point one thousand people
that follow the Brian Clinton instagram and in there she
has found two ding Wolves.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Well, I apologize if they hear this. I was the
one that said Ellie, he's not the best last name
in Nicole Dingwall and it's also not the worst. It's
somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So we asked, because we don't know if mel C
is now mald or meld Dinghole, ding Wall, ding Dingston.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Ding Ole is way worse than Dingwar. Don't even get
me started on the Dinghles.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Does your partner have a terrible last name? This person
wants to be anonymous high? Anonymous High Anonymous? Hi, what's
the deal? Who's got the bad last name?

Speaker 7 (14:17):
He definitely stroke it out with this one Crab And
when he brings up the wedding conversation, I avoidant and
I start singing really loudly. Who lives in a pine
of wonder?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
You don't want to be missus Crab. He's mister crab,
and you don't want to be missus crabt it.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
Open so much more to you know, Like when he
bugs me, I'm like, you know, you've got two bees
because it's a double boil moment. It opens it up.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
And he's being a bit crabby and crab? Is it
crab with two bees?

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Two bees?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Two bees?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I feel like, is there a conversation where potentially you
guys could take your last name?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
I think I already wear the pants and the relationships,
So we don't really want to take.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
It all away. I understand. I understand you don't want to.
You don't want to totally emasculate the guy.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, but you also don't want to get something. You
don't want to get the crabs from him. The last
name and see those other joke.

Speaker 7 (15:21):
As soon as the hand goes down there, I'm like,
is that the crabs or is that the crab?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Jeez, you're teasing her, aren't you. Okay, all right, that's
the worst one. Can I just run this one past you?
And I miss Someone just text it and said my
ex's surname was Thrush.

Speaker 7 (15:37):
It was the middle name, anonymous, brutal.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
All right, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Is that a real last name? Do people have the
last names?

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Can you search her Instagram account and see if we've
got any Thrush followers? Have a look for us Rush. Oh,
my last name is Hornblow and his is a terrible
double barrel last name. So we're just going to make
up a completely new surname. I think that's a good idea.
What a great idea, What a fun thing to do.

(16:11):
You could choose Dingwall Yeah, why not? It's on office.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Someone says, my wife's last name used to be dollar.
Now it's broke.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I wonder if is that true? They mean now she's broke.
Oh yeah yeah. My husband and I didn't like either
of our surnames, so we picked an entirely new one,
and I legally changed mine. I changed to a whole
new name because I didn't like any of my names. Wow,
that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Like in that episode of Friends where Phoebe renames herself
to Princess Consuela Banana hammock.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's good too, And where Chandler wants to get himself
a better name and he goes, maybe I'll go with Clint.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
And then they say, you can't pull Clint off.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Joey goes, there's no way you're cool enough to pull
off Clint. And that's the day I changed from Clinton
to Clint.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And people said the same thing to you, didn't they.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
My husband made me take his surname when we were married.
It's here, and I am a hare styl Oh that's
just name bowsl Abuse, That is me. Why would he
do that to you? You can't be Stacy here the hairstylist. Hi,
I'm Stacy here. I do The name's here Stacy here.

(17:19):
Someone s in.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
My best mate had a fake idea of someone who
had lost his license card when we were younger, and
his name was Connor.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
But I told you they were butts.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, I have an update on the thrush.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
We have one follower following us named Rush.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Can you can you check for butts now? Please? But
oh my gosh, we've got heaps.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Do we have anyone with the last yeah? Do we
have anyone with the last name U?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
T I?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
That might be a stretch, do we.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
My maiden name is shid is h E D. My
husband's surname is Udi. We did end up taking his name,
but my first name is Jennifer, so now I get
called Judy, very annoying. Yeah, you could have been you
could have combined them. You could have been shi Shodoody

(18:16):
is awful.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Someone said the last name was Coming, for which most
women in my family married to get rid of. My
great Auntie was born a Coming and then married into
the Dicks.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Do you reckon that's better or worse?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Well, you don't want to hyphen that one. That is
that is.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
A bad scenario of your If you're doing a hyphen name,
well you put.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
You put dick first, then.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Both ways, isn't it both are bad? Yeah, we go
back to the social media dec We have ALA's chicks
and more surnames for us Alla.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
We we've got so many decks.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I was going to count, but we've got a lot
of debt. Would you say we've got a bag of him? Like,
so many bag of decks? Yeah, there's so many decks. Yeah.
These are our followers on Instagram. By the way, if
you if you've just tuned into the show, these are
the surnames. Yes, the surname of people were not follow
us on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
We're not calling our followers.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Here's a challenge for you. If you have an interesting surname,
can you go and follow the brand clin Instagram page
now so we can see because then we can look
at the most recent followers that were Yeah, that'd be.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Great themes, Brand Clint.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I have a hypothetical, just a hypothetical situation for you, Clint.
I just wanted to get your your view and I
just want to see what you would do in this
particular situation. Okay, Like there's there's no pressure, just I
want you to answer honestly and truthfully.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'm starting to feel like a bit of a human
science experiment, the way my brain works.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Hypothetical. It's not a real situation. And honestly, yes, it's
just what you would do. Okay, it's a w W
C D.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
What would Clint?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, okay, So here's the situation.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
You're at work, and you're at a work function.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
It's a bit of a mingle, you know, to get
the vibes going in the office. And during that mingle,
they are giving away prizes, right, you know, and I
don't know exactly how they're giving them away.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Let's say it's a raffle.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Doing a raffle. You've grabbed your raffle ticket. Everyone's got
their raffle ticket. At one point your number gets called out.
You've won a prize, the prize being a YSL skincare basket. Okay,
very nice makeup skin care products from YSL.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Very fancy.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
You're sitting next to a female colleague who goes, that's
what I You're sitting next to Laudia. You're seeing next
to Cordia, and Claudia goes, I really wanted that, really
wanted to win that.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Bugger, congrats? What do you do? This feels like a trap.

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Those products look so nice. I've never had anything like
that before. What a lovely basket.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
What are you doing me neither? Oh yeah, I've never
had those things either. Well, obviously I'll give it to Claudia.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
Oh interesting, Wow, that's nice.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know I'm going to take it home for your wife. God,
I'm stuck, an't I h No, I'm not. I'm going
to make an executive decision in this moment, okay, and
I'm going to give it to Claudia. I'm going to
stand up in front of the rest of my colleagues
so you can get credit. I'm going to go up

(21:45):
to the stage. I'm going to take the microphone and
I'm going to say thank you. I really appreciate this.
I would like to gift it to Claudia. Oh that's
what a guy.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I really appreciate that. Okay, now re enact. When you
get home, I'll be your wife, Lucy. And I've seen
on social media that you won.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Well why is it going on social media?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
You didn't realize, but someone's put it up on social media.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
You get home, I guess I'm getting more kudos you
get home.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh hi, hey, babe, I saw you won.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
That really amazing wire cells, skincare and makeup package, and
you gave it away, didn't think about giving it to
me or you know, just just the woman, the love
of your life at home, slave and over these two
children that are yours, by the way, yours and my children,
but I'm here looking after them.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Wouldn't have minded a bit of skincare, bit of makeup.
But you don't need it, babe, You're naturally beautiful. Claudia.
She needed it what she really needed it. Now we're
all mad at you, so now you now you drag?
Sounds like a trap.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Who winning photos never came out? Would they haven't come out?
That's crazy? Yeah, isn't it strange that nothing has come
out yet?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Considering like she is someone who does do all that
kind of stuff publicly, like it's very well thought out
and planned. Yes, I would have thought they would have
been out, boy now, And if they weren't.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Going to come out, I would have thought there would
be I mean not that she owes anybody anything, but
I would have thought there would been a thing that
just goes, hey, yeah, we're not putting these out. These
are just for us. And I was surprised they haven't
leaked or she's done a deal with the magazine.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Oh yeah, oh oh, apparently she.

Speaker 8 (23:34):
I think she released a statement or someone did on
behalf of her saying that the photos will come from
her Instagram.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh saste, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:43):
But at the same time, yeah, I wonder if I
was the pressure that that wedding photographer would.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Have felt, Oh my gosh, you'd be trembling.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I actually did see that post, and I have an
idea it was now the right time to bring it up.
Maybe it does, yeah, because obviously we talked to Seb
from Women's Day Yes about doing a deal for Breeze
wedding photos, and I got to be honest, I wasn't
blown away by the offer. I was hoping he would
come through with a more lucrative offer for Brion Saffire's
big wedding photos, you know, New Zealand's biggest publication, New

(24:16):
Zealand's favorite couple. I thought we could have struck a
bit of deal. And then I saw this is why
you're my manager. And then I saw this, and then
I saw this post that said Taylor Swift will release
her photos on her Instagram. Should we release Breeze Wedding
photos exclusively on the Brian Clinton Instagram ooh yes, please,

(24:36):
I'm listening.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Do you reckon it would gain much traffic from that?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well, I don't know. I just do we take the
power back? Do we take the power back?

Speaker 8 (24:46):
I mean we could do, Brie, Yeah, you so kindly
let us post your engagement photos right on our instagram.
They got one point two million views.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I can't believe that. And your pregnancy photos. Yeah, at
this stage. Actually, it'll be disappointed for people if they
didn't go to the Brian Clinton Instagram page.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I mean, we can ask management here how much they
want to pay me, and then we can.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
See true, true, true, let me turn my negotiations inwards. Yeah,
and if we do post them on the Brian Clint
Instagram page, they will have I'll say that right now,
they will have one of those horrific watermarks over the
top of it that says at Bri and Clint, so
that the Herald can't steal them up. That's true, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
We should put watermarks on everything.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
I can hear the money coming in.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
They'll just use an old, uglier photo of me. There's
always that. Yeah, the woman's photo and the turtle.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I read this article on The Herald today which directly
related to me because I'm currently trialing a more Mediterranean diet.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Are you just yes? Are you eating from the blue zones?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yes, whatever that means, but yes, the Blue.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Zones Blue zones. Did you watch the Blue Zones thing
on Netflix? Oh? Girl, if you're going Mediterranean, you've got
to watch the Blue Zones. Okay. It's these areas in
the world where the scientists have figured out that people
live the longest they have abnormal life space at the
blue zones, up to one hundred Do they live in
the blue zones? And then they analyzed the diets and
lifestyles of the people in the blue zones In one

(26:21):
of the main takeaways Mediterranean diet.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I knew it becoming very popular, like trendy.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
I mean it's.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Always it's always been popular, but it's becoming quite trendy.
And if you don't know what a Mediterranean diet is,
it's minimally processed foods that are plant ford or plant based,
a lot of fish, a lot of seafood, a lot
of olives, olives, a lot of olive oil. That type
of vibe. I thought I could read you. The article

(26:51):
talks about some of the health benefits that they've seen
in studies that they've done over many, many years.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
You are doing this, I'm currently doing it. Yeah. It's
say is that they found.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
That people who have eaten a Mediterranean diet have better
cardiovascular health, lower rates of cancer and type two diabetes,
and lower risk of dying early. They also found that
people in Mediterranean diet groups had thirty percent fewer heart
attacks and strokes.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
And it's also associated with a lower likelihood of developing
cognitive impairment, dementia, and Alzheimer's.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Plus, you get to say to people when they say
you're looking great. You get to say things like thanks,
I'm on the Mediterranean diet. Or when you're at a barbecue,
you can say to people, no sausages for me, Thanks,
I'm on the Mediterranean diet. Yeah. So it's not a
lot of red meat. No, it's quite minimal. Ready, you
don't have to bring your own can of tuna? Yeah
to the barbecue?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Hm?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Could you barbecue that? Who knows? What did you have
for lunch today as part of the Mediterranean diet.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
I wasn't organized today, but I had I had a
chicken wrap.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Okay, wasn't organized. What did you have for breakfast this
morning as part of the Mediterranean diet? I had? Okay,
it is What are you having for dinner tonight, Bri
as part of the Mediterranean diet?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
A whole fish, whole Brenzino, this is what I'm having?
And olives, yep olives and a side of olive oil.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
She's gonna live forever. No one called my partner in
double check. That's definitely what I'm having. Did you know, Bri,
that if you do a crime, sometimes the court will
let you decide how you pay for that crime.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I think I did know this.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, they want you to Yeah, they want you to
come up with you're going to pay, how much you're
going to pay over how long.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
There's a story in the news today about a woman
in Wellington who used her boss's account to order eighty
eight iPhones and a laptop. Why because she was on
selling them. There was one hundred and fifty eight thousand
dollars worth of iPhones and laptops. Oh my gosh. She
got caught and arrested and charged and she has to

(29:21):
pay the money back. She's got to do home detention
but then she also has to pay the money back
as well.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Was this over a period of time, Yeah, that she
was over like a year. You know, she'd sneak an
iPhone here, she put an iPhone on the credit card.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
There, And once you get away with eighteen, I feel
I mean, no one's noticing. Why would you stop until
you get to eighty eight? You wouldn't. The judge asked
her how she wants to pay back? Okay, she suggested,
she suggested, and this is the problem with asking the
criminal for the punishment. She said, I agree, I will

(29:55):
pay it back. And my suggestion is that I pay
it back theundred and fifty eight thousand dollars at five
dollars a week. Wait, so how long would that take her?
The judge said no, because at five dollars a week,
it would take her six hundred years to pay off her.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Well that's just I mean, it's just not feasible, is it.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
It's not feasible. No, But I like I kind of
I kind of like that she gave it a go.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
What a smart ass.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Yeah, Like she's like, oh, I could do five dollars
a week. I don't have a job anymore, judge, So
a five dollars a week.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Do you know anyone that I could get some myphones
off so I could sell them?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
The judge goes, let me just work out how much
that is. He pulls out his iPhone and she goes,
do you still want that? A good deal on a
couple of in my garage? At the moment, it reminds
me of the time I crashed my friend Jamie's sabaro
and Priser and I was driving me this story. Yeah,
I was driving it. He was hungover.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
You crashed it?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
How we were hungover, to be honest. And I was
driving it down pontsmy road, and I turned my head
to look at a car like a like a Lambo.
It's like ombo bamd.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
That's a weird name for a woman.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Hit the back of one of those, you know, the
shuttle buses that take you to the airport, and they've
got they've got the se trailer on the back. Hit
the trailer. And obviously I wasn't insured to drive Jamie's car.
She wouldn't have been so bloody Redmarole, how much was it?
It was a few thousand dollars, but the insurance company

(31:32):
that you paid off, so I had to pay. So
the insurance company paid to fix Jamie's car, right and the.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Show Jamie said it was my mate Clint, he was driving,
so he has to pay it back.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No way, he just didn't say he was driving. Oh
that's fraud anyways, that and.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
It's a mark against his name.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
The next time, yeah, yeah, yeah, what are you my mother? Anyway?
The insurance company goes, you have to pay us back,
but and I said, well, I don't have the money
at the moment. They said, well, you can pay it
back in installments. How can you how much can you afford?
And I that's so nice of it, I know, And
I said five dollars a week and they accepted that.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Yeah, because it was two thousand dollars, not one hundred
and fifty eight thous Yeah that's a good point. But
still my point is, yeah, worth a go.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
And so what you paid it off five dollars a week?

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yea. Yeah, it took a few years, but who gives
a crap. Yeah we still did it.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's z it MS bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
The World Cup Finals this morning. Do you watch it?
I did Wild Cup Final free which was great to see,
huge spectacle. Oh my god, that stadium in New Jersey
is unbelievable. God is enormous, isn't it enormous? Extremely long
game of football? One goal, which is always my issue
with football, but we won't go into that. Not great
value for money as a fan, you know. I mean,

(32:42):
but I watched one hundred and twenty minutes of soccer
this morning. I saw one goal.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Did you watch the England game?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Though?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
For third place? There was like ten goals in that game.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's a bit of me though.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Yeah, I feel I literally thought Clint would have loved
this game.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I was genuinely more interested in the halftime show, which
I had high hopes for, and I actually thought the
halftime show was excellent.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
I thought it was great.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I thought they did a great job with that. They
brought out Madonna first at sixty seven, trundled out there,
banger popped off, had the stadium hyped straight into a
bit of BTS.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
The boys killed it.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Shakira was out there too. I think this was my favorite. God,
she was incredible. It was the.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Standout for me.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
The vibe, yes, she represents, the dancing everything, It was
so good. Color yeah, the kids dancing, She was so good.
And of course superstar Justin Bieber was part of the
halftime show too, just the work up the Worker, which

(33:57):
I love the Bebes, we love the bee It was
quite a different energy, bit of a down buzz in
the middle of it. Yeah, And I know he's on
a different wave at the moment, like he did his
laptop Coachella performance.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Can he not play any of his songs at the moment?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I don't know, because he sold his back catalog of
music for two hundred million. Yeah, and then people are
saying that he legally isn't allowed to perform his songs.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Hid Lasso brought him out. That was cool, which was cool,
very con He walks out there with an acoustic guitar
and sort of it's so slow. It's a bit of
a campfire sing song.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Loved it.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
I got a bit emotional.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
You love a slow song, though, don't you? And I
don't mind a slow song. It's just in that moment, I.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Was like, yeah, wrong choice in that night.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
So I thought we could go around the room and
all suggest a song of Justin Bieber's which would have
fit more well in the super Bowl halftime show the
FEF for World Cup than an acoustic rendition of what
did I say the Super Bowl? Same? It's in America,
so let's start with you. Ala. What song would have

(35:03):
gone better than an acoustic Hallelujah at the halftime show?

Speaker 8 (35:06):
I reckon he should have done one Less Lonely Girl
with Missy as the lonely girl.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
There's going to be one less. One less would have
beating for Lionel Missy, but Missy would have been getting
the halftime he was having oranges talk from Yeah, yeah,
anyone else he could have put out Harry Kane, Oh yeah,
that would have been good. Where there's bronze middle Claudia,

(35:33):
what do you think would have gone better as the
halftime song?

Speaker 8 (35:35):
I've gone old school as well. I reckon he would
have had that whole stadium in his hand with the
opening note from boyfriend, Oh this plays in the stadium, Yes.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they would have known straight away too,
and then he comes out if I was your boyfriend,
and let you go, how good you play? And of
course Ella wants him to sing it to Lionel, Missy
your boyfriend, I would love you. Yeah, yeah, you've got
a song for us that would have gone better.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I think am I missing something because I feel like
there's one song that is the complete obvious choice that
Justin Bieber should have sung at the FIFA World Cup
halftime show Argentina versus Spain.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You do desposito, Oh what a great choice. That's what
he should have done. Claudia hasn't put it on here
for you?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Oh that was build ups, build.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Ups, That's all right.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
He put speed Demon on there for.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
We talked about before the show.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
You thought it was because I literally mentioned every time
speed Demon is on that this references South America, and
I'm like, it's not going to be speed Demon.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Doesn't.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
It's gotta be dispositos.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I speaking Spanish, Cobain, you know they're speaking Spanish.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I guess what this pisido? It's in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
But science cleaper, so good, seamless.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
I like, sorry, can you imagine the whole stadium the minute?

Speaker 7 (37:32):
This goes.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Hard to play it comically though, wait, wait for it,
come on it one time?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Hang up, Mercy, you went away? The Little? The Little
could have been on Voovo Zaila's vibe anyway, what could
have been.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Ms Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yes, Bree's still here.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
No baby yet, no one baby watch due date today
Baby watch so Operation Dumbo drop It's coming any minute, Bree.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
You've known me for a long time. Yep, what would
you say? My main floor is your main floor? Is
you forget people?

Speaker 7 (38:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Well yes, but.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
All forget people's faces. You forget people's names in general,
you forget people.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Okay, yeah, fair enough. On the weekend I went to
the All Blacks. Yes, I was very lucky to get
hosted in the in z Ars so fans New Zealand
Rugby box. Look blush where all the celebs and politicians are.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Jamie Dorian from Fifty Shades of Gray was about.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Jamie Dornan was there. Yeah. Leo Woodall from One Day
was there as well, so cool. And our friend Meddy
McLean was there too, high teen there he is at
the All Blacks your first one. Right, I've never been
to an or Beast game before. It's crazy now. I
didn't forget who Maddie was, which that has happened on
a night out. I wouldn't put it past me. However,

(38:57):
Maddie did witness quite there happened.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Normally it's me that has to stand there And I.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Need to ask you do you feel by association as
mortified as I embarrassed. Was one of the more embarrassing
things that I've ever been a part of. And it
wasn't even my fault. I bumped into the mirror of Auckland.
Okay in the lounge. Now do you know what the
mirror of Auckland's name is, bri Ah, it's quite a

(39:26):
high profile character. His name is Wayne Brown. Wayne Brown.
Of course. So Wayne Brown walks past us, and that
is the moment that Clint Lean's and Wayne wasn't even
he wasn't approaching us, he wasn't talking. By step into
his way and says to him, get a Lenn, great

(39:49):
to see you, mate, Lynn. Now Lenn Brown was a
former mirror of Auckland, disgraced a mirror of what.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, the NASTI far to a room for.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
My god, it gets worse than what.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
And I've put my hand out and grabbed his hand
and I'm shaking it vigorously. Yeah, And at that moment
lends Wayne see it's easy to do it matter he's
not here. Wayne said, that's the old guy. I don't
want to be associated with him. I believe his words

(40:29):
were wrong. Iffing guy, is that what he said, I
was mortified. Clint was mortified. I think anyone within the
vicinity of the stadium was morning. My father in law,
who were standing next to me, was mortified. And at
that point the Mayor of Auckland turns to former breakfast
host Metei McClean and sort of says, what kind of

(40:50):
monkey show are you running here? Who is this guy
and why are you hanging out with him? Maddy begins
apologizing on my behalf. Mortified, I said to him, obviously,
I know that's I voted for you, just a little joke.
I thought you would actually just thinking about it right now?

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Was that the wrong time to ask about the extension
you want to want to put on the house.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
England.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
The FIFA Final went down this morning New Zealand time
Argentina versus Spain. Spoiler alert if you haven't seen it,
three do one Spain. Spain came out on top one
Nill went to extra time and in the second half

(41:38):
of extra time Spain scored the goal and it sealed
the deal, which which means, I don't know if you
guys realize this, they won the FIFA Women's World Cup.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
They've got them both, They've got the double, which is huge.
The greatest football nation on the planet, undisputed. There's a
story that's come out even bitter than New Zealand. Yeah,
just just better.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
There's a story that has come out of the Feet
for World Cup though, which I feel like plays into
the narrative that we are living in a simulation. We
talked about it last week and God, there was a
lot of evidence that was presented on this show talking
about how we live in a simulation and this one
fits the bill.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
So get this.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Argentina's captain Lionel Messi, one of the greatest footballers ever
to play the game. There is a photo of him
that is doing the rounds at the moment.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Where he is bathing a little little black baby.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
There's a little cute, adorable black baby and it's from
two thousand and seven. The picture is from two thousand
and seven, and it turns out that.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
The baby in the photo.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Was actually Spanish winger who played in the final today
against Lionel Messi, le min.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Ya marl In the photo, he's the baby.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Lionel Messi is bathing this baby and now they're playing
in the feet for World Cup final.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
What the hell? It's not even just that. It's not
even just they're playing soccer against each other. They're playing
the greatest game of soccer, the one on the planet.
People have looked into it.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Where the photo has come from obviously, and the photo
was taken as a part of a charity calendar that
was produced at FC Barcelona, and it was for UNICEF.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
But what are the odds of that?

Speaker 8 (43:39):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's crazier. When the photo was taken, Missy was playing
for Barcelona and now your male plays for Barcelona.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I didn't know that part.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Again, it gets weirder. And the photo Missy is nineteen
and at this Football World Cup when the game has happened,
Mile is nineteen.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
If we're not living in a simulation, how do you
explain that?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
How do I get Lonel Missy to bathe my children?
Because if the babies that he bathes football World Cup
finals get me in the bar like bathe me, the
bathe me?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Okay, things got weird.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
No, he's thirty nine. Why do you keep miss he's
thirty nine?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Do you want him to be in the bath or
you just want him to know he bathes me the
same way?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
He doesn't that picture he bathes me like a christening,
like an adult Christenie n I'm thirty nine. I'm just
saying it's not too late. Yep, what would the right bathing?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It just blows my mind because, like to put it
into context, the amount of people that get to play,
first of all, for their country in football very small.
To then get chosen in a FEEFA World Cup year,
to play for your country at the World Cup, the

(44:58):
odds get even lower to then play in a final
at the fief of World Cup, the greatest stage for
football ever.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
It's so small.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
And to have these two people that cross paths in
two thousand and seven and then for them.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
To meet in the five, it's I mean, it's outrageous crazy,
It's outrageous. Your males team one, and some people have
reversed the photo and now he is Bathings, which is
very funny. That's so good. We want to ask you
guys about your experiences with simulation theory. Some people call
it string theory as well, how everything is connected by

(45:35):
an invisible string that we can't see until things like
this happened.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
We had some incredible texts that came through last week
that we didn't even get to on the show and
some incredible people that called through. What is your evidence
you would like to present this afternoon as why we
are living in a simulation?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
P and MS Bree and Clintic podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
This story coming out of the fief for World Cup
is pretty mind blowing and I think is more evidence
towards the facts that we're living in a simulation. Lionel Messi,
captain of Argentina, played in the FIFA World Cup final
today against Spain. There's a photo doing the rounds from
nineteen years ago in two thousand and seven where he

(46:20):
did a photo for UNISEF where he's bathing a cute
little black baby. That baby played in the Spanish team
of the wing Ya Mahal. They played against each other
at the World Cup final today.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
We pointed out that that was nineteen years ago and
Messi was nineteen at the time. Someone just texted and said, guys,
don't forget that the game just happened on the nineteenth. Yeah,
that's why.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
How are we not living in a simulation?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
How are we not living in a simulation? So we asked,
what's your evidence that we live in a simulation? Someone
text in and said they found an old camera with
film inside it, and they decided to get it to developed.
In the picture, it's her and her two little kids
at the town pools, and in the background of the
picture is her husband that she hadn't met yet. Whoah,

(47:12):
I don't even understand how that works, she said. Was
he stalking me?

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Or did or they live in the same town?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
True, and there's only one pool. Yeah, you don't investigate
these too deeply, Okay. If it means I can't go,
I'd explain this one. Then explain this one.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
My brother and his wife bought their first house, which
was a great achievement for them. It was an early
nineties house and it needed some renovations. When they pulled
the jib off the wall, they found an old newspaper.
The newspaper was dated the nineteenth of July nineteen ninety three,
the same day and year that our dad died when

(47:52):
we were teenagers.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh what the hell? Drink? And that's dad's way been like,
I'm here, proud of you, guys. You you could interpret
it like that. That's our person who tex it and said,
it's not simulation, guys, there is no such thing as coincidence.
We are connected to people we come across in our lives,
and you will keep coming across the same people as

(48:16):
there are lessons to be learned. I don't like whether
you believe that or not. It's quite a nice layer
to put over.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Your lot, A nice one. Yeah, you know, Yeah, I
like to think of it like that. What about this one?

Speaker 2 (48:27):
One of my ex girlfriends who I went to high
school with, ended up going on a date with her
and then later finding out that we were both born
on the same day at the same hospital, delivered by
the same doctor, only minutes apart.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
So I told you my wife and our new friends
we found out they were born on the same day
in the same hospital. Crazy, Yeah, I have a friend.
Both of our first born share the same birthday. Years
later on, both of our second kids were born on
the exact same day, not planned. Whoa, Yeah, that's buzzy
that you have too. Yeah, the odds of two would

(49:02):
be crazy.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Would be way way smaller.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
What about this?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
My sister was in Holland and met a man at
the hotel who asked if she knew his auntie.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Okay, met a man at a hotel and she said,
do you know my auntie? Okay?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah, asked if she knew so the man asked her,
do you know my auntie Auntie Ye, who turned out
lived just down the road from our mum and I
worked with his cousin. Maybe maybe New Zealand. Maybe she's
gone to Holland. She's got a unique last name. She
meets this guy, he hears the last name and goes,

(49:39):
do you know such and such?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah? Or you know, everyone thinks that everyone in New
Zealand knows each other, which they do, And he's like, oh,
you're from New Zealand. Do you know Ginny McBride? And
you're like, we don't all know each other, okay, but
I do know her. She lived across the road from
me and we went to school together. It's it's like,
how all gay people know each other? They do?

Speaker 7 (50:01):
You know?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
They're all connected and.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
They all live in Cumu. We found out. Yeah, LGBTQ.
Someone said, Brie, this is my simulation last three years
I've met you in the mosh Petit Symphony. One are
the chances of that?

Speaker 8 (50:13):
WHOA?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Also, it's my birthday on Wednesday, and I feel it
in my waters that you're having a baby girl. So
if you do, you need to name it after me.
My name is Pinny.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Okay, that's quite cute, Penny, that is quite I mean,
what did the odds of us meet it?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
I mean, if we're both you know, fiends for the moshpit.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
There's forty thousand people in the motion.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I know exactly who this person is too, because I remember.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Why it's Pinny.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
But every time I see her, she goes remember me
from last year, and then I feel.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Like I'm going crazy because I'm like, I feel like.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Charm you need to find her. You're gonna have a
terrible year. Oh gosh, Me and my partner's parents and
uncles all have the exact same names, even stip parents
what what?

Speaker 7 (50:58):
What?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Me and my partner's parents what? And uncles?

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Okay, so this person's parents and their partner's parents.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yes, so they've met their partner. They've realized their parents
both have the same names. Yes, then all of their
aunties and uncles have the same names.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
That that might be my favorite one today? What are
the odds of that? That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Someone said I got asked out by a boy when
I was twelve ish. I said no because I was
young and I felt embarrassed. Fast forward twenty years I
met his brother and we hit it off, get married, YadA,
YadA YadA. Find an old camera film and we decided
to get it developed. And it's of me and my
two little kids. Oh you read that one?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Yeah, one at the start, but I cut the front
off because it was confusing. Oh good idea, and the
way I read it out, it was still confusing. Clin
they're still a birthday bang Arlin.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Birthday, birthday bang and time number one songs. When you
turn sixteen, we'll figure out three and play one.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Casey's here to birthday bang?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Hey, Casey, Hi, Casey, Hello, how was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Casey?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
That was great?

Speaker 7 (52:12):
It was very busy.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, what'd you get up to?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
We had the opening of our new fuddy at Elmu
and I so we had about seven hundred people annually.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Smokes, Oh, you're busy. Were you feeding all those people?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Not me as such, but I was helping in the
kitchen and I had to make five hundred.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Cupcakes for that. Questions for you, Casey on the Mudaye
on Saturday night? Did you have the All Blacks on
or the Warriors on?

Speaker 5 (52:38):
Actually a lot of us went home to bed.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Fair enough stuff fair enough and for seven hundred people.
All right, what's your day to birth? Casey? This do
your birthday banger?

Speaker 7 (52:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Cool, seventh of August nineteen eighty three.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
All right, Casey, that means you were sixteen and nineteen
ninety nine and on that day in ninety nine, this
was number one.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Are your banger?

Speaker 7 (53:04):
Five?

Speaker 1 (53:06):
What do you think? Casey?

Speaker 5 (53:08):
That's all right, it's all right, it's.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
All right, Okay, it's pretty good. I think it's got
good energy. Wait there, Casey, We've got to do Rebecca's
birthday banger? Hi, Beck?

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Hello, Hey, going good?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
What did you get up to for your weekend?

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Beck?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Oh, it's just a bit of kid's sports here there
and everywhere, Yeah, there and everywhere. Kids sport in the
school holidays. That's not on.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
They were still rugby.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
No, that's not on. You meant to get a couple
of weeks off.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
We got the first week off, but not the second week.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Yeah, right back into it.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Eh, all right, I'm just waiting waiting for kids to
write from nipple practice right now.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
So that's what's ad Riggan Beck. You never stopped, do you?

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Never?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Glorious? Hey, what is your birthday? Mate?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Live?

Speaker 5 (53:49):
In the September nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Right, that means you were sixteen back in nineteen ninety seven,
and we've done our calculations.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Here's your birthday back tune. Yes, it's pretty good Will
Smith and the Men in Black. I love this one
from Will Smith.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Do you remember Will Smith when it used to make
good music?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Okay, wait there, We're going to do one more for Kylie,
whose birthdays this Thursday. Hey, Kylie, Hey, Kylie.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Hi, Hey, guys, tell you good Thank you, Kylie.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Do you know what you're having for dinner on Thursday yet? Kylie?

Speaker 6 (54:29):
No idea. I'm hoping the husband will plan something or
maybe I'm making take me somewhere.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
If you could have anything? Yeah, what's what it is
for the universe? What would you have for dinner on
your birthday?

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:39):
I love a good tie.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
I love love a good to suray tofu ste.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
What else would you get from thy?

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Would you? Would you get anything else?

Speaker 8 (54:50):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Any anything that I can find? Its vegetarian on the menu.
We're pretty much we usually just order everything like multiple
vegetarian meals.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
And yeah, okay, you don't think we can get her there?
We can lead the horse to water, but make her
drink or it's yellow and it's like you know, you
have it with rice.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Yeah, Red Curry is my husband day.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Birthday, Curry seven a birthday carry.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
We just put all this work into making the sting, Kylie.
We have to use it.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
We just want to play it, so we appreciate it.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
I'm not going to say India, but truly had that
last week.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, we knew you were because your birthdays coming up.
Once you day to birth, we got the birthday. What year, Kylie?

Speaker 6 (55:32):
Eighty four?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Okay, Kylie, that means you were sixteen in the year
two thousand and on that day.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
This was a number one. Oh my gosh, three late
nineties bangers today year two thousands, late nineties in Saint
gonna be mo. Do you like it, Kylie?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
It's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
Yes, I think I'm at least be honest. I'll probably
a vote for Will Smith.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Okay, Okay, that's good, Kylie. Choose between five Will Smith
and in Sync.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Oh, I like them all if I'm honest, Yeah, i'd
be I wouldn't. I'd be happy with any.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I think I like the Men and Black Song me too. Yeah,
I think I'm with Kylie and We're going to give
it to Rebeccah. Congrats Beets. You just one birthday banger?

Speaker 9 (56:27):
How I go?

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Its brillent Clinch.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Podcast Will Smith, Men and Black. It's a birthday banger
for Rebecca. She was sixteen and nineteen ninety seven and
that was number one.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yeah, I love it. Tune Absolute Hop.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Next on the show, you want to call a fruit
shop in Dinsdale to see if they can guess the
sex of your baby?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Yes, look, my baby is due today today, Today is
due date. It's fresh day fresh fresh cantalope. No baby,
obviously I wouldn't be here. Is it cantalope sized? You
know how the app tells you what size it is?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I've got the app? Should I look? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
because I remember my wife was like, it's the size
of a fever. She's fully cooked at the moment, So
what is okay? How big is it? Cantalope? Is she?
Is she a pump pumpkin?

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Pump? I feel like she We don't actually know, we don't.
It's bigger than a cantalope.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
You wouldn't want to birth a pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Absolutely not, No, some would be pumpkins At this point.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It usually does have it? Where is it? I'm not
gonna lie. I haven't been on this app for a while. Oh,
here we go, Here we go, Here we go. What
did you say, fruit or vegetables? I said, pumpkin at
forty weeks today?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Pumpkin. It's the size of a pumpkin fifty one meters.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
He's going to birth a pumpkin?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Wait three point six one kilos.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Alas wincing in pain at the idea of birthing a pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Baby, little baby, more like a buttonnut, though, that's all right,
shape of a buttonnut.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
At least you've got like, you know, the middle, Yeah, like, hey, smaller, Hey,
we will love that baby no matter what shape.

Speaker 8 (58:22):
Of It's lovely in the studio, that's for your baby.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
A little pen yeah, like it's an animal. Are you
gonna put some hay?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
We're going to train that baby.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
The Z podcast Network, Clint.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Last week we discussed uh, you know, baby things, baby things.
On the show We got wind that there is a
restaurant in Auckland where a woman can predict the sex
of your baby.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
And I said, is it Bonaria and Newlyn? And you
got it? Spot on my favorite restaurant. We called that.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Restaurant to see if the woman was there, so I
was going to take my partner. We do not know
the sex of our baby, which is due today by
the way, and unfortunately she is on holidays.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Now you're never going to find out the How are
we going to find this thing out? Anyway?

Speaker 2 (59:16):
In the process of that, we had a text come
in from someone who was listening to the show saying
that there's a woman at a particular fruit shop in
Hamilton Dinsdale who is.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
A baby predictor as well.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
We have to call this woman. So we need to
call her see if she's working today. How much information
does she need? It's great, we'll us Yeah, can she
do it off vibe because neither of us are pregnant,
She's going to have to might send her a photo? Yeah, yeah, okay,
let's let's hope for the best. What was your name? Sorry,

(59:50):
it's Brian Clinton calling from Zidim. How are you good? Good?
We've heard rumors that there's a lady that works at
Magic Fresh that can guess the six of someone's baby
before it's born. You know anything about that?

Speaker 6 (01:00:03):
That could be only one person?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Deira is she?

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
There?

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
India here. Can we talk to her for a second,
just ask her if it's true?

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Yes, Hi in dear speaking I and dear it'spree here
from Zidams bring Clinton?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (01:00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Good? Good, good?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
How can I help you name?

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I was wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
We got a text from a listener saying that you
might be someone who can predict the sex of a
baby before it's born.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Is that true?

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I could not know what were you heading? You're heading?
How long is your partner?

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
My partner is Jue. Her due date is today?

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Okay, do you do not know?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
We do not know what's what she's having?

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Oh, she's having a baby. And dear, hi, darling, how
are you one of my colleague? Everyone kept asking you,
so it got to the point where she's having a hippopotamus,
You bloody idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Hang on, hang on. Can I just tell you you
know what? Idiots come from Uranus? And that's my home planet.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
It doesn't mess here, doesn't need character, mate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
And also I'm the chief, I'm a chief real estate agent.
Happen So if you wanted, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Got some really good sections chief agent and urate us. Yes, yes,
where do you put the signs?

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
My signs? Neither your mind?

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Can you have any listings in the dead center till?

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Okay, let me say, let me say.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
She doesn't come on yet.

Speaker 5 (01:01:47):
I'm only going to be fifty fisty.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
Give her a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I'll give you a go.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Dear.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
We'll call you back when she does have it to
let you know how you went. Okay, okay, all right,
thank you, you're a bloody thanks.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Bye, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I have done my groceries for the week, but next
week I'm driving all the way to Dinsdale to go
to Magic Fresh. Tell the delivery mind the part on
that she's having a baby.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
It's z it ms bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Look after six o'clock is a weird time to get
your motivational optimism for the day. But you don't know.
People could be just waking up at the moment, ready
to go into a long night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Of shift work and they need a bit of a
kick in the pants.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
So our producer Alice said to us that she has
today's daily dose of optimism for us, don't you alla,
I do.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
You can take this with you forever and ever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Okay, you shouldn't be giving out those pills then prescribed
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Are you on the optimisms? Yeah, are you on the
anti pessimisms?

Speaker 8 (01:02:50):
But I need to get some more from the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Yeah, it's for me while you're there. Thank you for
sharing with us. With us, go and optimize us.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
I will.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
Actually this old man from two talk world, there's about
two point six million likes, so clearly people.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Like it resonated.

Speaker 8 (01:03:05):
Yeah, okay, and take the floor and tell me if
you feel fulfilled and optimized.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
I think you should be ridiculously optimistic about your future.
Just never forget you've got this one life to become
everything you've ever dreamed about. I think you should be
delusional in your dreams, go after things that seem impossible.
Just don't listen to those who tell you that you
can't have what you want. You know, the tragedy for

(01:03:34):
any is that somewhere along the way they learn to
settle with their lives. Do not be like them. I
think you should dream bigger, reach for the moon and
the stars. The higher you aim, the farther you will go.
Go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It's wonderful.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
I've got an idea.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
He says that the grandfather from Charlie and the Chocolate
fat I've got an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Should we in the spirit of what this guy's say,
should we manifest and say an outrageous dream the goal
that we have put it out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Into the universe. Ye, no dream is too big. The
Brian Clint Show should do its first live show from
Las Vegas within the next twelve months. Live show from
Las Vegas. Yeah, live from Las Vegas, The Brian Clint Show.
I should put that out there. Anybody else that's on that?
Anybody want to put anything out there and on that show? Yes,

(01:04:29):
we will have Channing Tatum sitting down with us in studio. Yes,
anybody want to add anything on to that?

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Yeah, you guys surprise us all with like an interview
with our favorite person.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
So we each you know that week we go in.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Claudia talks to someone from BTS.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Or whatever you like. Claudias into.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
You talk to Lady Gigar.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Yep, love it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Cle Ala Langley, thank you actress.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
What a lineup of celebs that will have at Las
Vegas and Claude.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Do you want to add anything to our manifestation? My
ambitions are all very selfish. Okay, put it out, put
it out of Windolo this week, But can you give us.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
Some of that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Can you pay for our trip to Las Vegas?

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
As zed M's Brinklin podcast, we.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Are on baby Watch, Baby Watch, Baby Watch, Baby Watch.
This is not the baby Watch music. This has got
to be the baby Watch music. Baby Watch.

Speaker 10 (01:05:37):
At any moment, a baby could emerge from your partner's uterus,
lurking behind any corner at any second.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
But we made it through today's show. Baby Watch could
be tonight. No baby could be tonight. Might not be
here tomorrow. If you don't hear Brie on the show.
The next time you don't hear Brie on the show,
she has either hitded to the hospital to become a mother,
or or she's been arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Or I had another bout of that explosive diarrhea. Oh yeah,
that that'll probably keep me away from the show.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
On Diarrhea Watch at any second, that diarrhea could emerge,
The pants are soiled, the ships are real. Diarrhea watched you, God,
I'd watch that show. Get judged you. Diarrhea Victims play

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Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Live weekdays from three on zim