ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 31st August 2026

• (05.45) Is something named after your family?
• (14.00) Which generation takes the most sick days?
• (37.45) Is your family insanely talented?
• (52.00) Would you sponser us?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
So we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast.
ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
ZM's Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Good afternoon, everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a brand
new week.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
How about Demoiselle?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
God, it was good. Did you go? No, didn't go. Oh, no,
that's right. You were at my house an hour before. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Unless I boot scooted my way over there with a
four-week-old baby.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I saw a four-week-old baby on the TV coverage. Some
guy was holding his baby up.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Really?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
He was in the stands and he was like, look
at this baby!

Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is the baby's first Warriors game. Baby had a
Warriors T-shirt on. It would have been the tiniest Warriors
T-shirt ever. Did it have those big earmuffs on it? No.
Baby was just raw dogging it. Far out. Yeah, crazy.
Youngest Warriors fan. Yeah. My son had his Warriors onesie

(01:03):
on last night.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Oh, did he?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
As soon as we, because we started watching the game,
and the boys went down like 16, and I said
to my partner, I was like, we've got to put
Toto's Warriors onesie on.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
As soon as we put the onesie on... Everything changed.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Right, well, he has to wear that onesie every weekend
from now until mid-October, okay?

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Yeah, the problem is he's slowly growing out of it,
so we're going to have to cut holes in the feet.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
But he will be in that onesie.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
It'll be threadbare by the time the boys get to
the finals. Touch wood, touch wood, touch wood, touch wood.
Fun show on the way, BP Rewards Rush. We get
to do one more of these. So there's free fuel
on the show at 5pm today. But first, Tradie vs.
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Speaker 1 (01:47):
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Speaker 5 (01:49):
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Speaker 2 (01:55):
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Speaker 7 (01:57):
Tradie vs.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Lady.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Here we go back again for another week of tradie
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Speaker 1 (02:07):
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Speaker 3 (02:10):
Our lady is in Hawke's Bay. She's 42 and she's
always been a big fan of Celine Dion. Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Rosie. Hi Rosie.

Speaker 9 (02:19):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Favorite Celine song.

Speaker 9 (02:23):
Oh, you know, probably controversial, but I actually like A
New Day Has Come, which is not one of her
big hits.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
But it's a fat one. Sorry, what did she say?

Speaker 3 (02:31):
A New Day Has Come. Did you go and see
her when she came, or have you ever seen her
live before?

Speaker 9 (02:36):
I've seen her in Las Vegas right in her early days.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I've seen her in Paris. Oh, wow. Okay, true fan. Oh,
you are a true fan. Have you seen the Titanic film?

Speaker 10 (02:46):
Oh, you know, about 50 million times.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, right, right.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You're taking on our tradie from Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
He's 22, and he still calls his parents Mummy and Daddy.
Welcome to the show, Harry.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Harry.

Speaker 11 (02:58):
How you doing?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Do you actually? Yeah. No, you don't. No, no, I do. Daddy.
I can get on board with Mummy, but Daddy.

Speaker 8 (03:05):
Daddy.

Speaker 11 (03:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, they love it.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Can you use it in a sentence for us? So
I'm your father, okay?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And I'm your mother.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
And you need 50 bucks.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
Mm-hmm. Daddy, can I please have 50 bucks?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
And now ask me. Ask your mother. Yeah, yep.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
Mummy, can I?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, no, I can't do it. Yeah, he's lying. I
knew he was lying. Harry, your buzzer's tradie. Rosie, your
buzzer is lady.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
First of three correct answers gets $ 100 cash thanks to JobSpace.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Good luck, guys. He almost had us.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Almost.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay, here we go. Question number one.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
What is the name of Homer Simpson's millionaire boss on
The Simpsons?

Speaker 12 (03:45):
Lady.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, Rosie.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
Mr Burns.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Mr Burns.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Mr Burns is correct.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
One to the ladies. We move on to question two.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Which social media platform became increasingly popular during the 2010s
and was known for its 140 character limit?

Speaker 13 (04:00):
Lady.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Rosie.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
Twitter.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Twitter.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Twitter is on the money. Two to the ladies. You
need this one, Harry, to stay in it. Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Harry. Pink.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It is pink. Well done. You've kept yourself in it.
Question number four. Starting with M, what is the deepest
point of the ocean? Lady. Yes, Rosie.

Speaker 9 (04:34):
My seven-year-old daughter says middle.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
No, that's a great answer, though. That is a great answer.

Speaker 11 (04:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Harry?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
Mariana Trench.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Did you Google that? Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Thank you for your honesty. I appreciate your honesty on that, Harry.
Well done. We move on to question five. What is
the name of London's biggest airport?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Trady.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yes, Harry?

Speaker 8 (04:58):
Ladies.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Got it.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
I've just got it.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It was there, but you've lost it.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I hope when that happens. Rosie for the win.

Speaker 9 (05:09):
Take three.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
A take three. She's got it.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
She's a lady.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Bloody good game, guys. Harry,
you're a hoot.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
We do appreciate your honesty, mate.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I really appreciate your honesty. Thanks for being straight up
with us.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
You can call back and play any time. Rosie, well done, mate.
You got it done.

Speaker 12 (05:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (05:31):
While I'm here, can I just do a big shout
out to my kids who love this show and we
listen to it every day to dancing?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, you can. What's their names? What's their names?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Lola.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Lola and Ziggy.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hi, Lola. And Ziggy. Hi, Ziggy.

Speaker 9 (05:47):
And they're going to help me spend the $ 100.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Cute, guys. We appreciate it. Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
And thanks to Jobspace for presenting Tradiverse Lady at the moment.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
World still coming to grips with the Dolly Parton news.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
She is so universally loved. Like, the whole world is
kind of in, like, a... five-day morning period, I feel.
I feel like no one was really ready for it.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Nah, nah.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
She was one of those people, and she always looked great.
So people never thought, oh, it's nearly her time to go.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Yeah, but it was, and she's gone, and the tributes
keep coming. Nashville International Airport. Actually, this qualifies as aviation news, Brie.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh, don't miss out on saying that.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Platinum-plated Brie and Clint aviation news.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Top tier.

Speaker 13 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is first class.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
International Airport has said they will be renaming themselves after
Dolly Parton. They will become Dolly Parton International Airport.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's unreal. I mean, Heath Ledger had that up at him. Really?
Heathrow Airport. JFK has an airport named after him. Which one?
I think it's JFK.

Speaker 13 (07:00):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Oh, is he that JFK? That's that one.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I thought his parents named him after the airport. Oh,
which came first? I don't know. That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Tennessee Governor Bill Lee said Dolly Parton's extraordinary life is
forever woven into the fabric of our state. At a
place where Tennessee welcomes the world, it is fitting that
Nashville International Airport would bear the name of our state's
favourite daughter and greet travellers with the enduring legacy of
Dolly's music. generosity, faith, and kindness. That's a beautiful statement

(07:31):
that you know he didn't get from ChatGPT.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
It's come from the heart.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Can I just say to all managers and people delivering speeches,
we know when ChatGPT's written it.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
People can tell. We can tell.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
We can tell. Especially if in the middle of the
speech he goes... And here's the really interesting bit. And
here's where things get really interesting.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Or if you're sending it out by email and there's
a double hyphen in it.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I've done a bit of research.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
From what I can see, there's only one airport in
New Zealand that I can find that's named after somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
What airport's that? You and I were at this airport.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Late last year. When did we go to Timaru? Late
last year to dig up the heartland potatoes. Richard Pearce
Airport in Timaru.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
So I was like, who's that? And then I did
a bit more Googling. Richard Pearce is the man that
many Kiwis, particularly South Islanders, believe achieved powered flight.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Before the Wright brothers.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Have you ever heard the story that they think New
Zealanders might be the first ones to fly? We just
did it in Timaru and no one took any photos.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
God.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You'd be so annoyed if you were Richard Pearce, wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Do you remember that airport, though?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Not really.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
You know, we went there very early in the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Smallest airport I've ever been in.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It was just one room.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
It was tiny.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had a coffee machine, like,
shoved up the back.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I was like, do you guys have a quarry lounge?
And they're like, there's a coffee machine over there, you Jeffer.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And a toilet, but you have to go outside to
get to it. Big honour, though, to have something named
after you. Huge.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Big honour, whether it's an airport, a stadium, an arena,
a street.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
A four square. Oh, you have a four square named
after you?

Speaker 11 (09:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
A park bench.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Anything.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
A quad, whatever it is. But do you have one?
Is there someone in your family... Or is it you
that has something named after you? I doubt we're going
to talk to the person with something named after them.
But maybe your dad did something major or your mum
did something incredible or your auntie was some incredible athlete
or philanthropist. And got your name somewhere. Yeah, and got

(09:38):
your family's name emblazoned on something.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Maybe one of the Hillarys will call up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
What do we name after?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Sir Edmund. Yeah, what do we name after him? Surely
there's stuff named after him.

Speaker 12 (09:50):
No, there is.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I know there is. Yeah, I'm not too sure. But
I'm trying to think what it is. But surely there is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Maybe you're the Spark family that they named that arena after.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Whoa, that'd be good.

Speaker 13 (09:59):
Daddy.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Is.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Franklin.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Do you have something named after your family? The Nashville
International Airport have announced they're going to rename themselves after
Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
We talked about... That's a big, big deal.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Like the whole airport's going to be named after her.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I kind of wish that she was around to see it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, it's kind of like, why didn't you do that before? Yeah, yeah.
Does someone have to die?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Because her dying is not the best thing that she
ever achieved.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
But it's still nice. We talked about Richard Pearce Airport
in Timaru, named after the first New Zealander to achieve
powered flight.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Which we didn't know about this.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Well, I'd heard rumours that there was a Kiwi who
claimed it before the Wright brothers. And we said, oh,
we don't know who did it. Someone texted in to
say to us, They did. Richard Pearce is confirmed as
the first person to achieve powered flight, but the Wright
brothers achieved a controlled landing, and that's what made the difference.
Our guys landed in a hedge.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, but did they die?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, so technically.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Actually, I don't know if they died. I don't think
they died.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It sounds like they didn't. It's first to fly, not
first to land.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Okay? That's a different story. Daryl's here. Hey, Daryl. Hi, Daryl. G'day.
You got something named after your family, Daryl?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yes, I have. The North Western Motorway, the cycleway that
goes from Rosebank to Point Chiv when it was first
opened up, is dedicated to my father, David Knight. There's
a plaque at the Point Chiv end of it.

Speaker 11 (11:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
And that's been going for over 30 years now. We
opened that up with Sir Bob Harvey. who used to
be the mayor of Wairamata.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Was it your father you said?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
No disrespect. Yeah, what did David Knight do?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
He was the chairman of Cycle... New Zealand, Auckland, I
think it was, and he kept pushing and pushing and
pushing to get that cycleway put through the motorways because
the motorways didn't want to have a bar of it.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
And they finally did it, and even I just drove
past it before, and the amount of people that use
it today. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Daryl.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
What are you doing driving past your father's cycleway? Why
aren't you cycling along it?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Because I'm working. And the truck's a bit big to
go down there.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, good excuse. But if anyone's allowed to drive their
truck down and it's you, Daryl, son of David Knight,
you know?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, well, my daughter turns 10 tomorrow, so maybe I
should take her down there for a birthday party. That'd
be nice.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That'd be lovely, Daryl. Bloody good. What a ho.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Thank you very much. We asked, what have you got
named after your family? Someone said, my last name is Wellington,
so can I claim that airport?

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I think do it.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
When you go there.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Like if you had a visitor from America come over here.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Why are you only claiming the airport though? Why don't
you claim.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
The whole city?

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Yeah, say that your family name is what this city's
named after.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
You mentioned Sir Edmund Hillary. Someone said there's a primary
school in South Africa named after Sir Edmund Hillary.

Speaker 13 (12:56):
Really?

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, I think there's quite a few places in the
Himalayas named after.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Sir Ed too. So do we have anything here?

Speaker 11 (13:03):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
There's the Hillary track. I've heard of that.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Is it like a walking track? I think so, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Probably easier than Everest. Oh, but is that named after
Hilary Barry?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (13:14):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
So we'd have to look into that.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
My granddad has a street named after him in Kawaro
because he had a lot to do with building houses
there after World War II.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
That's nice. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Someone said, in Nelson there's a street slash walking track
named after my great-grandfather, Sir Stanley Whitehead.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
What did Stanley do? To get a walking track named
after him. Yeah. Lots of grandparents. I'd love to talk
to someone who's got something named after them now. Another
great-grandfather has a street named after him in Cambridge. He
was an author, apparently.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
The town Shannon is named after my great-great-grandfather who built
the railway.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, that's quite cool.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Just build a railway to somewhere and go, all right,
this one's mine.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
I'll claim this one. This one. Name this one Shannon.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And everyone's like, Shannon, you didn't build the railway by yourself.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
You're like, shotgun.

Speaker 9 (14:09):
Prove it.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
You can have the next one, fairly.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
You probably already know the answer, but which generation is
most likely to pull a sickie, Bree?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Gen Z. Maybe. Could be. What do you mean? What
makes you say that? Just a hunch.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
I think Fletchport and Hayley might have covered this off
this morning, but according to a story that's in the
Herald today, and sorry to always punch down on Gen Z,
we didn't write this data, okay?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
It's just the data. And there's a lot of great
things about you guys.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
Okay, you say that at the end.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
You just can't argue with the data, okay?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
According to a story in the Herald, Gen Z workers
are almost twice as likely to take a sickie than
their Gen X colleagues.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Wait, wait, wait. Gen X? Gen X, yes. Okay, so
that's not... Yeah, right, okay.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
You millennials love to say we never take sickies.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, but it's a spectrum, okay? So Gen Z are
the worst and Gen X are the best. So millennials
are in the middle somewhere.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
So we're not the best. It's like a sliding scale.
I would say.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
The Herald, a publication written for Gen Xers.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
So, you know, it might be slightly skewed. This is
quite a shocking stat, though.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
More than 80% of people age 25 and under.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
So that's you, Ella.

Speaker 13 (15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're 25.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
So Gen Z, 25 and under, said they had taken
a sick day in the past year when they.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Were not too unwell.

Speaker 13 (15:34):
Really?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
They were not.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
So that's four out of every five Gen Zs.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
I was about to say something, but it makes me
sound elitist, so I'm not going to say it.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Oh, I never take sick days. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
I was about to say, I don't know. This is
me being genuine. I don't know if I've ever taken
a sick day when I wasn't sick.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Oh, okay. I don't think I ever have.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Oh, I might have, but that was because I was
really scared in COVID.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Like, you know when it was like, stay home.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You took a preemptive sick day. Well, it was just like,
I've got a tickle in the throat. You took a
sick day, so you stayed home anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
They also found out that 40% of people under 25
reported calling in sick. at least five times in the
last year when they said they could have worked.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Really?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
So that's the data that we're presented with. In the background,
we have gone into our own sick leave balances and
we're trying to see who takes the most sick days
out of us. You've got Bree and I, two millennials.
You've got Ella, Gen Z, so it's a small sample size.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
And I mean, coincidence that producer Claudia is off sick today.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Now I can say that me, Clint Roberts, millennial, I
currently have 13 sick days up my sleeve.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
That's pretty good. That seems like a lot.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Brie? I, a millennial, currently have 20 sick days owing. Damn! Nice!
I never take sick days. You'll need those. You've got
a baby now. You'll need those. Yeah, I'm saving them up.
And Ella?

Speaker 7 (16:58):
I'm really confused.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Our resident Gen Z. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
No!

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I've got 18 days.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Which I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Didn't you recently take a week?

Speaker 9 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
When you had the flu? Like you needed to. You
were sick.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Or I faint and I can't come in for the day,
you know?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Strong gust of wind.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Maybe they've made a mistake and now they're going to
be listening to this.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Oh, no.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Wait, how am I the worst?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
That's not that surprising. This is bullshit.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
The ZM Podcast Network. That ends Brie and Clint.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Gemma McCaw has appeared on an episode of the Between.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Two Beers podcast. Great podcast. You've been on this podcast.
I have. They get into all the nitty gritty.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Don't they get the good stuff out of people, those boys?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
They really do.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
They really put in the work to do the research
on someone. They talk to your, like, close network of
friends and family.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
They do their research. They really go deep. So Gemma,
former Blackstick.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Three-time Olympian, mum and wife of the greatest rugby player
of all time, Richie McCaw, has told a story about
how her and Richie almost didn't happen.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Why?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
It almost wasn't a thing. Take a listen to this.

Speaker 13 (18:15):
I received a message from a guy called Richie McCaw.
He said, hi Gemma, it was really nice to meet
you in Hamilton. And then he said, good luck for
the Olympics. I forgot to reply to that message. I mean,
he had Top Gun as his profile.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Like Tom Cruise, like Maverick.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
Like Maverick with the dog as his profile picture.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
But that shouldn't be letting this happen. Yes, you should.
How embarrassing. So his profile picture turned her off.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's what I got from that.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Even Richie McCaw.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
She was ripping him out going, he had Maverick from
Top Gun as his profile picture.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I'm not sure what year it was.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't know if he was rugby world cup winning
all black captain Richie McCaw at that.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Stage or if he was just... When did he... All black,
Richie McCaw. What year did he win the World Cup?
2011 and 2015.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Okay. They were definitely together 2015.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Well, I'm assuming it was in between.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh, you reckon?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, well, Instagram only really came about in like 2011. Well,
we don't know that it was Instagram. That could have
been a Facebook message.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Oh, yeah, it could have been.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
What year did Richie... I reckon they got together 2013
or 2014. That's my bet. But I mean.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I wonder if Google knows. Richie McCaw and Gemma Flynn
started dating in 2012. So you were right. It was
in between the.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Two World Cups. That makes sense. That's so good.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
You win a World Cup, make your profile picture maverick
from Top Gun.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
You've got to say power move from her.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, big time. To leave him on scene. But I
don't even know if it was a contract. thing she did. Really? No,
it sounds like she was bloody focused on the Olympics. Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Because I'm like, how do you?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
But it also sounds like she wasn't all that impressed.
Because if she was. Which is, can I say, such
a good way to go into things.

Speaker 8 (20:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
You know? The best case scenario. Nobody likes a Kino Bino.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
You know? I don't know what it is about.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
What is it about human.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
dynamics that... You would think it would be a nice
thing if someone was keen on you.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
But it's something inside you goes, oh, they're into me.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Ew, yuck. Ew, yuck. Even if it's Richie McCaw. Oh,
they're into me. Ew, what's wrong with them?

Speaker 13 (20:30):
Ew.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
They like me? God, they don't have standards. Anyway, must
have figured it out.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Either that or Richie double messaged like you did with
Channing Tatum that time.

Speaker 8 (20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I don't want to talk about that.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
But then, I mean, full circle, he was the last
one to message me and I've left him on read.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
That's a true story, by the way, guys, if you're
new to the show.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Currently in Bree's Instagram DMs is a message from Channing Tatum.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
That I haven't replied to. Which you haven't replied to, yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Do you ever get drunk and get tempted to?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh, maybe once.

Speaker 8 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
And I'm so glad I didn't.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Is the lighting ever really good? You're like, you know
who would like to see this.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Magic Mike. One day, one day when we're all together,
if you remind me if there's ever a time where
we're out as a show, you know, when we're on
the cans and you're like, you know who we should message? Yeah. Channing.
Then maybe. Okay.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
All right.

Speaker 13 (21:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
All right, and that day will come. What's the worst.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
That can happen? He leaves me on read again? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh, no, the worst that can happen is he unfollows you.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh, that would be sad.

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That would be devastating. But to be honest, you're not
using that follow for anything good anyway. It's just sitting there.
And I could still talk about it regardless if he
unfollows me or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The point is
that he one time did follow me. Exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
The whole point.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Exactly right. Which is one time more than most people.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
We want to know. What's the reason that your relationship
nearly didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
What is the thing that means that this whole life
that you have now almost wasn't a thing?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Did they show up to the first date? In stubbies. Bleeding.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, yeah, stubbies.

Speaker 11 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
With a cut on their face.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Did they show up and then they had norovirus and
they vomited on you?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
On the first date. On the first date. Oh, I
feel like that would seal it for me.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Did they trip when you guys were walking up to
the restaurant and... Knocked their two front teeth out. Knocked
their two front teeth out on the steps of the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I don't know. Maybe they left an awful first impression
on you.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Where you were like, never, ever would I end up
with this person.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Maybe they were wearing a Make America Great Again hat.
But it was a dare and they weren't allowed to
tell you that it was a dare.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
0800 dials at M.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Or you can text us on 9696. What's the reason
why your relationship nearly didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (22:57):
It's Bray and Clint.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Gemma McCaw has opened up about how she left Richie
McCaw on scene the first time he DM'd. What did
you think about his message, by the way? What was
his message again? It was words to the effect of,
Hi Gemma, so great to meet you in Hamilton last week.
Best of luck for the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I like it, but.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Then I don't because he's leaving all the hard work
up to her then.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Is he? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Like he's not really. There's no question in there.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
There's no question for her to then want to answer
back with.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Should have included a how do you have your pad
tie or something, eh? Something inquisitive.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
What is your order from your favourite Thai restaurant?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Are you gluten intolerant? That's because that's yes, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
What is your blood type? Asking for future reference. How
would you rank your tolerance of gluten?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Who is your emergency contact? Can I maybe be that
person one day? Which All Black do you think is
the hottest? Please don't say Dan Carter.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, true. These are all good options.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
We want to know, what's the reason why your relationship
nearly didn't happen?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Harmony's here. Hey, Harmony. Hi, Harmony.

Speaker 12 (24:04):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
What's the reason, Harmony, why it nearly didn't happen?

Speaker 12 (24:09):
Oh, well, I had no intention of going on this date,
so I was just talking on Tinder, swiping and chatting.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
As you do.

Speaker 12 (24:15):
I had absolutely no intention of meeting any of them.
And my flatmate and friend, she was like, what even
is Tinder? And so I showed her my Tinder, and
she was scrolling through the messages, and the last person
I'd been speaking to was somebody who she worked with.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
She was like, how many, you've promised him you're going
to go on a date with him since May, and
it was like November.

Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Holy smokes, Harmony.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (24:39):
So it had been quite a long time. And I
was like, fine, I'll meet him. We'll go for a
drink tonight. And we did. And now we're married and
have a baby.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
So did she vouch for him because she knew him
in person?

Speaker 8 (24:50):
Yep.

Speaker 12 (24:50):
She said he's one of the nicest people at her work.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It was meant to be. Isn't life crazy?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
And that if you hadn't handed your phone to that
person in that moment, you might never have had that
beautiful baby that you guys have.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, that's what I think. Yeah, pretty wild.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
And I feel like the.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
Universe tried to put us together another time because we
were both in Vegas at the same time.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
So then you might believe that it would have happened
eventually if it was meant to happen.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
You would have found each other. Yeah, you would have
found each other.

Speaker 12 (25:18):
The universe was doing something.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yeah. You were drawn to each other. Cute.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Thanks, Harmony.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's the reason why you and your partner almost didn't
end up together?

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Because he wanted to study for his NCEA level three exams.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Wait, was that his excuse for not wanting to hang
out with you?

Speaker 8 (25:39):
Well, yeah, we were like, you know, back at high school,
you kind of have like that texting boyfriend kind of situation.
And then I was like, well, you know, we should
make it official. And he's like, oh, yeah, but I've
got exams coming up. And I was like, no, no,
this is year 13. Like, this doesn't mean shit, basically.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Anonymous. You know.

Speaker 8 (26:01):
We've been together for 16, married for 10.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Okay, wow.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
And a cat.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Oh, well, it worked out.

Speaker 9 (26:08):
I know.

Speaker 8 (26:08):
I wore him down enough, and it worked out well.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
How did he go with his NCEA level threes, though?

Speaker 8 (26:14):
Oh, he was bloody runner-up ducks at the school, wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
But are you saying that if it wasn't for you,
he could have been ducks?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
He could have been the ducks.

Speaker 8 (26:24):
He would probably say yes.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Yeah, but then would he have got you and the
beautiful life you have now?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Exactly right.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
No, absolutely not. I would have been long gone.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you could choose. So what's worth more?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
A wonderful life, children and a wife or ducks?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah. Probably ducks, eh?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh, if I could get sports ducks, if I could
get sporting ducks, that'd be pretty sick. We asked how
come you and your partner nearly didn't happen. Someone said,
if I hadn't missed my flight home from Spain, I
wouldn't have been sitting next to him on the plane.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
That's your dream, eh? That's my dream. That's your dream.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
And every time Bree gets on a flight, Bree's fiance
is terrified that Bree's going to meet the love of
her life.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Well, she should just rest. Because you're just open to it.
She should rest easy, though, because me on a flight,
Not good. And you're a man spreader too on the plane.
And I have my mouth open when I sleep a lot.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
We said, why is the reason you guys almost didn't happen?
They said, because he had the same name as my
former partner. I ghosted him for a week cause I
thought it was weird. He thought he'd messaged me. He
thought he'd messaged me one more time. 16 years later,
we own.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
That's so, yeah, I, That would happen a lot with people,
I think, especially if you've had a long relationship with someone.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
That you check out with someone with the same name?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Like you'd be a bit like, oh, I don't know
if I want to date. Let's say you date someone
named Jack for four years.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
You date this guy Jack. Sorry, sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
In my mind I was doing first name and last name.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
No, I think it's just first name. Wild if it's
first and last name. True, true, true, true.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
You know, and then you have an awful breakup and
then the first person you meet straight after that is
a guy named Jack.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
You know who would like it though would be my
dad who always struggles to learn the new partner's name.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
He's like, hey, can you make it easy for me?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I've only had three girlfriends in my lifetime and I'm
married to one of them and each of them suffered
about a two-year overlap of the previous girlfriend's name.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
That's why you can never get divorced. Yeah. You would
send your dad into a spin. No, I can get divorced.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I just can't get, I just can't remarry.

Speaker 9 (28:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your dad would just never understand.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Someone said, we both saw each other's online dating profiles
and said no to each other. Then a few months later,
we met randomly at an event and started talking. Took
a couple of more months to realize and figure out
what happened online because we both looked different from our photos.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh, there you go. So eventually you ended up together anyway. Look,
here's the moral of the story.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
If Richie McCaw can be left on scene, then so
can you. If Richie McCaw, if even Richie McCaw gets
left on scene.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's Brian Clint.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
We are still living, and we will be forever now, but,
you know, we're still dealing with the fact that we
are living in a post-Dolly Parton world.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
It's not as joyful. She left on Wednesday.

Speaker 13 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Wednesday, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry on Thursday.

Speaker 11 (29:23):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
And then everyone was like, uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Who's next? It comes in threes.

Speaker 12 (29:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I think we've been okay. Hopefully we've dodged that one.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
We did our, and before I present this next bit
of audio, can I just say we are no better, okay?
Our Dolly Parton tribute was brilliant. broadcast on ZM on Friday.
Why are you bringing that up again?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I was trying to forget that forever.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
We did Dolly Parton's 9 to 5. God, it was awful.
And it will never see the light of day again.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
We've deleted it from the systems. Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
We didn't even put out a podcast on Friday.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Thank God.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
So it can't even be listened to on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
The tribute that lives on, though, is from quite an
unlikely Dolly fan. I mean, we're all Dolly fans, but
when I think Dolly Parton, I don't think Fast and
the Furious star Vin Diesel.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
No, I wouldn't say he would be at the top
of my list thinking he was a huge Dolly fan.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
And yet, late last week, The world was treated to
quite a beautiful tribute to Dolly.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
From Vin Diesel. From Vin Diesel.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I present to you genuine tribute. Real cover posted on
Vin Diesel's authenticated Instagram account.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I need to know what the caption was. Do you
know what it was? Praying hands. And that's it? Emoji.
That was it.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
And a picture of Dolly.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Okay. This is Vin Diesel's tribute to Dolly Parton.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
If I should stay I would only be in your
way So I'll go But I know I will think

(31:24):
of you each step of the way. It is raw.

Speaker 12 (31:37):
It is real.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
It is real.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
It's actually real. Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
The top comment on Vin Diesel's tribute to Dolly Parton says,
this cover is actually what killed her.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's so mean.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
That's so mean.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Always. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I want to hear the big note.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It's coming. Oh, harmonies. Wow. Like I said, we're in
no position to judge.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And everybody grieves differently, don't they?

Speaker 1 (32:49):
This might be the end of the Fast and the
Furious franchise. This might be what does it mean? That's
probably what killed Paul Walker as well.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
We mentioned that it went Dolly one day and then
Tim Curry the next day. Someone corrected us and said
they died on the same day.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Really?

Speaker 3 (33:09):
At the same age. But Tim Curry's family decided to
give Dolly the day and announce his the following day.
And then apparently the following day, Peter Cullen, who's the
voice of Optimus Prime, died.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oh, that's sad. Oh, what a bad week last week.
What a bad week for great voices.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Someone else said, now you guys know what it's like
for us to listen to Friday Oki.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Yeah, we do. I feel like I... Already did kind
of know. Yeah, we knew. But we do it anyway.
Eight years and counting.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Brie and I both realised on the weekend, because usually
I turn to Brie for my TV show recommendations. Whenever
I'm in a funk for what to watch, I text
you and you've usually got two or three shows on
the go. So much so that you could go, we're
watching this show, but you would like this show.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
But this is the show that I'd recommend to you.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
First time ever I text you on the weekend and you...
Had no shows for me.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I'm in a TV hole at the moment.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I'm in a TV show hole. There's only one show
that we're watching, and it's coming out weekly, which is
very frustrating, and that's Colin from Accounts.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yes. Which is on TVNZ +. Last season.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Phenomenal Aussie show, final season. But one episode a week
is not enough.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I was saying to you.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Ideally, I've got three or four shows on the go
at any one time.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah, or there's.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
A backlog of episodes where you can pull out an
episode if you need it.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I said to you, it.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
Genuinely makes me depressed when I don't have a show
that I'm really loving because at night time, best case
is to go home, you get your dinner, you're there
with your partner, you're like, all right, time to watch
our show.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
That's what we do.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Me and my wife, we have a quick debrief about
the day.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
How was your day?

Speaker 3 (34:53):
How are the kids?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
TV show time.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Anything we need to talk about? And she goes, no,
put TV on. And then we put our shows on.

Speaker 8 (34:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
We've got nothing at the moment. And when there's nothing
to watch, it's like, oh, I guess we could, you know.
Talk to each other. Which, I mean, who wants to
do that?

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I turn to chat GPT on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
What'd chat GPT say?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Um.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's hard because it doesn't know what you've already seen.
It's like, you would love a show called The White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You're no shit, ChatGPT. Yeah, we've all watched that. Are
you telling me there's a new season?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
No, there's not. They recommended me a bunch of shows
that I've already seen, like White Lotus and things like that.
They recommended a show called The Couple Next Door, which
we've ended up watching.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
It's from 2023.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
The Couple Next Door.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
It's not great, but it's all right. I haven't watched this.

Speaker 7 (35:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I mean, I just. It's just, you know when you
get it right.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
When you're watching a show and you're just like fizzing
for it.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Because if you're in a relationship, you understand it needs
to be a both of you show.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's okay to have your show. And I've got my shows.
And that's great. You should. But when you have one
together and you're so excited to watch it together. You
know what we are watching, which I know it's not
a bit of you, so that's why I didn't recommend it,
but we're watching the latest season of The Trade Is Australia.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
It's real good.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
And you know who's the host? So they got a
new host this season, Gretel Colleen, who used to.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Host Big Brother. Oh, from Big Brother.

Speaker 13 (36:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh, she's bad.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
And she's so theatrical. Yeah. It's quite good.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Someone's saying, we're getting texts about traitors, saying the traitors.

Speaker 11 (36:28):
Oh, really?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Someone else said Landman is great, which is the Billy
Bob Thornton one.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I've heard about that.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Landman is quite good. I started watching Landman a while ago.
Lioness is meant to be quite good. Someone said the
new season of Ted Lasso. Can I just say the
new season of Ted Lasso sucks?

Speaker 5 (36:44):
You only watch one episode and the first episode did suck.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
The first episode sucked so hard. It made me regret
ever watching Ted Lasso.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
We've stuck with it. I mean, what, how many, four
episodes in? My partner said after the four episode, she
was like, I was hating it. I feel like it's
starting to come back to the.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, right. But it takes four episodes to... Yeah, the
first one's especially bad. Yeah. Other recommendations. Oh, more traitors. Oh,
my God. Yeah, it's really good. Mr.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Inbetween, The Shrinking. Someone said Mr. Inbetween is better than
Breaking Bad.

Speaker 8 (37:21):
What?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
What?

Speaker 8 (37:22):
What?

Speaker 11 (37:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Oh, and The Night Agent.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Is that the one with, who's the guy that was
dating Taylor Swift for a while after Calvin Harris?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Tom Hiddleston.

Speaker 8 (37:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Low-key.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Low-key.

Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (37:37):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm not sure. I think so. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
And someone said, Clint, you would love the Great British
Sewing Bee.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That sounds like you.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Oh, that's with the comedian that hosts it. He's very funny.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Is that a sewing version of the Great British Bake Off?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (37:51):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's quite funny. All right. Well, more recommendations.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
9696.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Get them in. It's Brie and Clint.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
The Warriors, the Whas, took down the Knights yesterday, 46-32,
which means they cement their place in the finals.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
For the– they pretty much– they could win the minor premiership.
They're guaranteed top two.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
So it's this weekend whether or not if they win.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
We went to the grand final a year too early.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Remember last year? What were you a year too early?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Last year– well, obviously we were.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Last year we got on the bandwagon hard and we
got those 50,000 likes and we said to our boss,
if we.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Get 50,000 likes, you have to send us. Is it
too late?

Speaker 3 (38:37):
How many likes now do you reckon we'd have to get?

Speaker 4 (38:39):
100,000.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
You've got to double it. But we'd be able to do.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
It because Warriors fever right now.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
True. Is out the gate.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
And I know it's nationwide. You saw them sell out Christchurch.
You saw them sell out Wellington. Those scenes of the
crowd singing... The team song after the win on Sunday
at Mount Smart.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
The vibes are on. Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
We should float it with new boss Marty. If we
get 100,000 likes, you got to send us.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
To the NRL grand final. But it's not just us.
It's us and someone.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Who likes the picture.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, our intern Sophie's going, me!

Speaker 5 (39:16):
If you like the post, then you'll be in the draw.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
If you like the post and quit your job here
at ZM so it's not a conflict of interest, then yeah,
we could take you, Sophie.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
You'll be eligible, but only then.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Yeah, it's all on for the Warriors this season.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They're looking bloody good, touch wood.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
And everyone was talking about Jet Cleary, which is Nathan
Cleary's brother, younger brother, making his debut for the Warriors yesterday.

Speaker 11 (39:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
What a debut he had. I reckon he did bloody well.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
So the story is so great, and this is why
people love sport. Well, this is why I love sports,
the storylines like this.

Speaker 8 (39:54):
100%.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
His dad plays for the Warriors. Ivan Cleary. Ivan Cleary.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Plays for the Warriors, has an amazing career here. I
believe he had a short stint coaching the Warriors as well.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
And then he's gone over to Penrith. where he's coached
his son.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Nathan Cleary. To four titles?

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Nathan has won four. He's an unbelievable player. I reckon
I would go out on a limb, and obviously I'm a...
avid Queenslander, but I would say Nathan Cleary, one of
the best players of his generation.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Undoubtedly. If not the best.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
And what do they do? Fire up another one.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
And then they're like, oh, wait a second. We've got
another son waiting in the wings.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
And Jack Cleary comes out for the Warriors yesterday, makes
his debut and does bloody well.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Here's what he said after the match.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
It was so much fun. I have such a good
group of boys that I can play with. It was
awesome to be out here at Mount Smart as well.

Speaker 13 (40:48):
Your dad played here 26 years ago.

Speaker 7 (40:50):
What does it mean for you to not only play
for this club, but have your family here supporting you?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
It's just so cool.

Speaker 11 (40:55):
I'm so grateful for my family and that they were
able to make it. And yeah, it's also just cool
to play for my dad's old club as well. It
was awesome.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Now, you know what it reminds me of? When Jessica Simpson...
burst onto the scene. And everyone's like, she's incredible.

Speaker 8 (41:09):
She's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
What a singer. What a voice. She's talented.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I wonder if she's got any sisters.

Speaker 13 (41:14):
Boom.

Speaker 6 (41:14):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Ashley Simpson.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
It's like when Britney Spears burst onto the scene. And
everyone was like, I wonder if she's got any sisters.

Speaker 13 (41:22):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Jamie Lynn Spears.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
Jamie Lynn Spears.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, not quite the same.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's like when Nick Carter burst onto the scene with
the Backstreet Boys and everyone was like, got any brothers?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Aaron Carter. Which didn't go too well. I like candy.
What I notice, the Bloody Clearies, good looking family. They're
obviously super talented. Like, how much talent does this family have?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
They also flew over to watch their son play. Which
makes them good people. So they had their own game
on over the weekend in Australia. And then the whole family, mum, dad,
Nathan and the sister all got on a flight over
to watch Jet's first game. And they all cheered for him,
even though the better he did, the worse it was
for their team.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Because.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Ivan and Nathan, obviously both with the Panthers Club, are
second on the ladder. They're also fighting for the minor premiership.
It's a crazy story. Yeah, and I mean, and Nathan
cheered for his brother Jet, even though the rumour on
the street is he's the more handsome brother.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
You know? They're all bloody handsome.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Nathan might have four rings, but Jet doesn't have that chin.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
That was a joke. They're both very handsome. Both very
handsome men. Yeah, we're jealous. What a talented bloody family.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
We want to know if you're from a talented bloody family.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Are there multiple siblings in your family? Even if you're
not one of the talented ones, we want to hear
about it.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yes, even better if you're not one of the talented ones.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Obviously, there's the Adams family in New Zealand, Stephen Adams,
Valerie Adams.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
And Wednesday Adams, yeah. Yeah, true. The Adams family, outrageous.
What about the Barrett family?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
The Barrett family is insane. Everyone knows Geordie, Bowdoin, Scott.
They also had a brother called Kane who kept in
Taranaki and played for the Blues. And their dad, Smiley Barrett.
And they've got that solar panel ad that they're all into.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
True. I mean, in fairness, isn't there like 12 kids
in that family?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Oh, you reckon it's like have enough kids and you're
bound to get a few All Blacks?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
I think so. Yeah, right. You know, the olds get
better anyway. It's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Someone texted through and they said, because Ivan Cleary, his dad,
who now coaches multiple premiership winning Panthers, who his other son,
Nathan Cleary, plays on. Ivan Cleary spent a lot of
time at the Warriors, played for the Warriors for quite
a few seasons, and Jet was born here.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, he's one of ours. Which is quite cool. Yeah,
we're claiming him.

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
We're claiming him. We did float the idea of.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Can we convince our boss to send us to the
grand final again?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah. And take you guys with us?

Speaker 8 (44:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Someone said, Bree, sorry, mate. You have a child who
is not even 100 days old. You ain't going nowhere, mate,
except to your.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Lounge to watch the grand final. I need to tell
my partner to stop texting in.

Speaker 13 (44:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I think it's time to put your foot down. I
think you should go. Do you reckon.
How would that fly with my partner? I don't want
anything to do with it. I'm going to say it's
your idea. I don't want to be anywhere near it.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
I'm going to say to her, if you say no
to me, it means Clint doesn't get to go either.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
So it's not just my dreams. Oh, maybe to be
leveraged like that. Yeah, I just don't want it to
be my idea. Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Someone said the Claries ain't got nothing on the hot
talent of the Tomasell family.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
What are they referencing? Not my brother. Which talent? There's
no talent. Oh, God.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
We said, do you have a super successful, talented family?

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Like multiple people in the family who are super talented.
Someone texted her and said that their family is full
of musicians. Each family member can play at least three
or four different instruments.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (45:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
If you were brought up with parents who could play instruments.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
But still.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Oh, no, no, I'm not taking anything away from it.
Like you still need the ability. No, no, no, I'm
not taking anything away from it. I'm taking it away
from my parents who.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Can't play for shit.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
When I came home and played Mary Had a Little
Lamb on the recorder, my parents were like, oh, my God,
we've got a virtuoso.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
In the family. It's our very own Beethoven. wheel me
out at parties. They're like, play the song. It's like
the Bogan version of when rich people would get their
kids to play the piano at a party.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
And our other kid plays the jug.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Now go get your uncle who plays the spoons. He's
going to get a scholarship. Ding, ding, da-ding, ding, da-ding.
We joke, but that is my upbringing.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
My family is super lovely people, and I think they
are talented too.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
My mum is a vet.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
One of my sisters is about to graduate as a doctor.
I am in medical school to be a doctor, and
the youngest sister is a talented sportswoman and is an
aspiring veterinarian as well.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
My dad has three degrees.

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
And has had many brilliant jobs. I'm proud of all
of them.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Wow. What is going on with your family?

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Yeah, that family sounds unbelievable. A bit like this family.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
It says, my family are friends with a super talented family.
The mother is a professional dancer who runs her own
dance studio. One daughter is one of the youngest girls
to be chosen for the NZ football regional team. And
her sister is the youngest Paralympian for NZ.

Speaker 11 (47:09):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
She won tons of medals, including gold, and was born
without hands. Amazing family would do anything for them.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Incredible. That's unbelievable. Incredible. What about this one?

Speaker 5 (47:20):
I have a twin brother who can listen to a
song and play it immediately on the guitar, piano.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Or saxophone.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Yeah, but what's he like on the jug?

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Yeah, can he play the spoons? I want to get
that guy in the studio and we put it to
the test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do you live? That
person who takes that through, we will fly your brother
here and if he can, if he can, we'll get
him a voucher to somewhere. Yeah, and we'll back him
up on the recorder and spoons. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll play,

(47:51):
it'll be like a full garage band. He'll be the lead, obviously.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
It's unfortunate how some families get all the talent.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And you really, like, you don't know growing up, right?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You don't realise growing up that your family is talentless.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
You don't?

Speaker 13 (48:09):
No.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
But as you get older, you start to realise that
your family is so normie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Your family's like, anything is possible. And then you get
to your 30s and you're like. Nope.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
If you're in my family.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Is anything possible? Like anything at all?

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Let's do your birthday bangers. Number one songs when you
turn 16. We'll figure out three of them.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Our friend Alexis is going first, and they're going to
do Dad's birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Hi, Alexis. Hi, Alexis.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (48:49):
Good, thanks.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
How are you? Good, thanks. How old are you, Alexis?

Speaker 13 (48:54):
I'm 11. Okay, great.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
So you're going to do Dad's birthday banger. What's his birthday?

Speaker 9 (48:59):
The 21st of August, 1978.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
You've crushed that, Alexis. Well done. That means Dad was
16 in 1994.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
And here's his birthday banner.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Hootie and the Blowfish.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
You don't know this, Alexis, but your dad might have
one of the greatest birthdays.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Bangers.

Speaker 9 (49:21):
Yeah, he's jamming to it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah. Total dad rock. Okay, wait there, Alexis.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
We need to do Bex's birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Hi, Bex. Hi, Bex.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
How's your day been, Bex, for a Monday?

Speaker 7 (49:34):
Been good.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Been good for a Monday. Oh, good. Well, that's nice
to hear. What is your birthday?

Speaker 12 (49:41):
The 6th of December, 1984.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
All right, that's easy, Matt.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
You were 16 in the year 2000. And Bex, here's
your birthday banger.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
Oh, I like it. Do you like it?

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Who's that that likes it there, Bex? Who's that? Is
that Iris? You know it?

Speaker 9 (50:06):
Oh, Alice.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Yeah, nice. Who the.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Who the?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Well, if Alice likes it, then I'm on board too.
Good stuff, girls.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Wait there. We're going to do one more for Vijay. Hey, Vijay. Hi, Vijay. Yeah,
what up? What have you been doing today, mate? Mate,
just work. Just doing a nine to five grind. Same old,
same old. What is your birthday?

Speaker 8 (50:30):
October 93.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
All right. That means you were 16 in 2009. And
in 09, this had a number one hit.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
The song where Akon was looking for the words to
describe this girl without being disrespectful. And the words he
landed on were sexy. We go with the chick version.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
This is the radio edit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do
you reckon, Vijay?

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Oh, it's not bad, not bad.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
I feel like Alexis' dad had a good one, though.
He did have a good one.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Oh, he did.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
All right. We must confer, Vijay. Please stay with us.
I like them all, can I say? I do, too.
Just get that out on the table. Yep. I love
them all. It's on the table. I'd be happy with
all of them. I would be happy with any of them.
I would be happy with, I mean, the happiest. What
would you be choosing?

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I'm happy with any of them.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I'd be least happy with Akon. Okay, that's good to know. Communication,
this is what this is about.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I'd be quite happy with the Destiny's Child song.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Same.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
But if you wanted to get us at our happiest.
What would you choose? Oh, you've got to go the
Blowfish song.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
No one plays more blowfish.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
No one blows harder. We've said that for years.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Our show is renowned for doing the most blowies on
the air in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
That's true. That's true.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
We had the t-shirts printed.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Yep. I mean, it's come up for a reason. You're
not turning down.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Sometimes, my wife says it all the time, sometimes you
just have to follow charm.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You can't turn it down, you can't say no.

Speaker 9 (52:10):
Alexis....

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Your dad just won birthday there.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Brie and Clint, two Sundays from now, September the 13th,
Brie and I will head back to the football field
to play in a charity football match to raise money
for Multiple Sclerosis Auckland.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah, such a great charity. Such a good day out.
Such a good day out. Good opportunity to get the
pins out. We played last year. There were some big
celebs out there. There was. Paul Williams from Taskmaster New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Matt Gibb from My Country House Cottage was there.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah. Pax Asadi, comedian.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, from Taskmaster.

Speaker 13 (52:54):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
John O'Prior was there.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oh, yeah, he was too.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Big names.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Huge. Huge names.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
And then there was Bree and I, who were sponsored athletes.
Not everybody came sponsored.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Some people sponsored themselves. Some people sponsored themselves. Some people
came unsponsored. And I don't think those people realised the
only reason they were invited to play.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Was to raise money.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
To bring in sponsorship dollars for MS Auckland.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
So what do Bree and I have in our favour?
A massive bloody radio station where we can ask the
businesses of New Zealand, small or large, would you like
this sponsorship opportunity?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Yeah, and look, we're not asking for you to just
sponsor us for free. For free, no, not for nothing.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Like on offer to you is our expertise to write
your business.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
A jingle that we will play out on the air.
On ZM? Yep. Personalised? Personalised, yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Sung by Bree or myself, depending on who you choose
to sponsor. Your name will be emblazoned across the breasts
of your chosen athlete.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
As we run around the pitch.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Or you can pick where you want your business to
be put on my shirt.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Actually, you can put it anywhere you want, yeah. I'm
willing to sell the shorts too.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah, I'm open to anything. Whatever it takes.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
To raise money. Last year, Bree managed to recruit a, oh,
the Blue Lake Top Ten Holiday Park.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Three businesses, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
In Rotorua.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Blue Lake Top Ten Holiday Park. IAC's not included. I
did a jingle for them. I wonder if we have
any of the jingles in the system.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
We do, but here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
I don't want to give them free promotion. I know,
but it's like advertising showing what we can do. I know,
but they can come and pay again.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's for charity, Bree.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I feel like, I mean, some people might think, oh, well, that's, what,
these people think that they can write a jingle? I
don't believe it. We can. You just have to believe us.
We can. Yeah, nice.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
No chat GPT will be used in these jingles.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
This is from our creative brains.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
So this is where we need you, okay? 9696, are
you a business? Are you in control of the finances
of a business? Do you want to sponsor either Bree
or myself, Clint, for this football match?

Speaker 1 (55:08):
It's a win-win.

Speaker 5 (55:10):
You get to support a great cause in MS Auckland.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yep. And you get advertising from... for your business on
our show.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
One text in already, old sponsor, not a big business,
just a small pie bakery, Dharma Pies, the best a
man can make.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
That's the best Dharma pie I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Dharma, this is a good pie. Yeah, that wasn't... Someone said,
how much do you need? My husband owns a business.
I'll chat to him. Well, Alison, bidding starts at $ 150.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
That's the minimum buy-in for one of these sponsorships.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
So we're not asking for hundreds of thousands of dollars, okay?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
No, but we will take the highest bidder. Oh, but
we will take hundreds of thousands of dollars. If you
want to give it. Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
So 9696, you can text them in to us. If
it's easier to.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
We're being so genuine, though. This is for real. We
want to raise as much money.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
For Multiple Sclerosis Auckland. And if you would like to
sponsor us for the charity soccer match, we will write
you a jingle and we will play it on the radio.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
We'll leave the lines open for a minute. Otherwise, we'll
give you some info you can get to us overnight.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
It's Brie and Clint.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
We are selling sponsorship to anyone who will have us.
We're willing to write a jingle for your business and
play it out on the radio.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
And we need some people to come through with some sponsorships.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Betting starts at $ 150. Someone said, I don't actually own
a business, but I would donate to have my name
across Clint's ass.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
There you go. How much is that worth to you?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Do you want a jingle for that?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Yeah, it'll be on your ass. Oh, right.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
And it's just like, oh, a jiggle.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
That's quite good.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Mark's message through.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
G'day, Mark.

Speaker 9 (56:49):
Hi, Mark.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
How are you going?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
You've got a business and you'd be willing to sponsor
one of us?

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Absolutely. Or both. Or both? Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Well, give us the pitch. What's the business and which
athlete are you most interested in? I'll go both, I reckon,
because then we can create some healthy competition.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
We own a company called RMR Decorators down.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
Here in the Windy Wellington.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Okay. And what do you guys do? We build, fix, stop,
and plaster, so we do the whole lot, and paint, obviously,
so we do the whole.

Speaker 9 (57:17):
Lot, one-stop shop.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
So, yeah, it's what we're about.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
We've been in business for coming up 20 years, so.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Bree and I have been described as fixer-uppers who could
do with a good, like, re-plaster.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
A good lick of paint, too. It's match made in heaven.
Isn't it?

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Okay, what are you willing to put forward as sponsorship?
And is that a total amount or is that a
split across both of us?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
What are you thinking? We'll go 500 bucks each, eh? Oh,
stop it.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You're going to kick it off at 500 bucks?

Speaker 13 (57:42):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Jeez.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Oh, you're a legend, Mark.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 9 (57:47):
All right.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Well, Mark, you're the leading bid at the moment.

Speaker 8 (57:51):
You are.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
And we have to keep the bids open, you know,
just so we can raise as much money for MS
as possible.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
But you're a hot favourite at this point, Mark.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
And if it's you guys, you'll end up with two
jingles because you'll get a Bree jingle and you'll get
a Clint jingle and you can decide which one you
want to truly align your business with.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Perfect. Sounds like a plan.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
All right.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
We're underway.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Awesome, guys.

Speaker 13 (58:11):
Lovely.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Thanks, Mark. Appreciate it. We'll be in touch.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
It's as easy as that, guys.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
If you're interested, if you have a business that you
would like to promote, we can write you a jingle.
All you need to do is put forward the amount
of money you'd like to sponsor us with.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
For the MS Auckland soccer match in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
It's got to be more than 500 bucks now.

Speaker 13 (58:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Because we're underway at 500 bucks.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
You can text it to 9696 or if it's easier,
if you need to check with the... with the accounts
department first. You can DM us anytime at Breeinclint on
Instagram and we'll see it on there.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, but get those texts through 9696. That's Breeinclint. That's Breeinclint.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
We're asking very kindly, coming to you cap in hand
and saying, will you sponsor us for our charity football match?
It's not for us. It's for MS Auckland. It's for
multiple sclerosis. We just got a sponsor on board who
is willing to sponsor us $ 500 each.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Which is pretty incredible.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
That's RMR Decorators Limited in Wellington. They, at the moment,
are in the lead, except we may have an advancement
on your sponsorship, Brie.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Okay, who have we got on the phones there?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Rochelle, hi.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Hi, how are you guys?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Good, thank you.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Who do you want, Rochelle, and how much are you
willing to pledge?

Speaker 10 (59:19):
Brie and $ 600.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
$ 600, and you want me to do a jingle for
your business. What's the business?

Speaker 10 (59:26):
I'm a photographer based in the Manawatu. My business is
called Everlasting Photography.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Love it. That's perfect.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
What sort of photography do you do, Rochelle?

Speaker 10 (59:35):
I do basically everything but food. I don't know why,
but I can't take photos of food.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
I suck at it.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
But I do families, weddings, maternity.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Incredible.

Speaker 10 (59:45):
You name it.

Speaker 8 (59:46):
Births?

Speaker 10 (59:47):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Tasteful nudes?

Speaker 8 (59:50):
Could do.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I have.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
I'm already putting the musical notes together in my head
for a perfect jingle for your business.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
It's very generous, Rochelle, and you are in the lead
for Bree's sponsorship. What makes you want to donate so
much towards MS Auckland?

Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
So my mum actually had multiple sclerosis. She had primary progressive.
So this cause actually means a lot to me personally.
So basically I'm in a position to... put something forward.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That's incredible, Rochelle. It makes it so much more worth it. Yeah,
for sure. We appreciate you, Rochelle, and we will be
in touch if you win.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
We're only going to leave this open for a couple
of days, by the way, but we'll be in touch.
You are in the lead to be the sponsor for
Bree in the football match.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
Amazing.

Speaker 9 (01:00:32):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Thanks, Rochelle. I would be honoured to write a jingle
for Rochelle. I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Talk too soon, but we have just had a message
from a very famous New Zealand musician who has offered
to help us write the jingles.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
So that's going to go up a notch too. That's
another added bonus.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
If you want us to write a jingle for your business,
which we will play out on the radio, how much
are you willing to sponsor us for?

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah. It's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Everyone's seen the footage of the jumbo jets flying over
DHL Stadium in Cape Town over the weekend at.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
The All Blacks game, eh? It's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
If you don't know the context, that's what South Africa do,
particularly for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
An All Blacks game.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
It started at the 1995 World Cup when they flew
a jet over the stadium. And now it's their tradition.
And we've done it a couple of times in Auckland.
You've been there when they've flown like a RNZAF Orion
over the stadium or something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Didn't they fly a plane over the stadium last year
at the NRL Grand Final? Or am I?

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
But it was a fighter plane.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
So that was different again. They've just released the promo video.
So the airline itself have put out a video of
their planes going over the stadium.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
It's a cool video.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
And flying through the fireworks and being metres above the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Of the stadium. It's so scary.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
There's so many comments on it, and it's a lot
of Americans who are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Like, this is not safe. This is against aviation security.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
And you should see the South Africans in the comments,
and they're like, this is Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
This is what we do. This is Africa. Don't hate
because we like to live life on the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
As frickin' mental, some of the angles of these planes
flying over the stadium. That was a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Questionable accent, I think. What do you mean, bro? This
is Africa.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
The last word.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
This is The Password, where we give you the clues
and you tell us what the password is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
And if you get it right first, you win 50 bucks. Harriet,
you're on Team Bree. Hi, Harriet.

Speaker 12 (01:02:49):
Hi, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Good, thank you, my friend. That means, Donna, you're on
Team Clint. Perfect. Hello, Donna.

Speaker 12 (01:02:56):
Hey, Clint, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Very good, Bree.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Ella has given us our passwords. Ella, how would you
rate these passwords? Easy, medium, hard?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I think a little bit hard, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
I think I'm going to nail it. What's your password? Oh,
scroll on your sheet. No, no, we know. I just
forgot what his was. Oh, okay. Okay, I'll go first.

Speaker 11 (01:03:22):
Donna?

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
One word, close, okay? Oh, yours is easy. Yeah. Okay.
An acronym counts as one word, by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
It does. I call. It does. It does. No, let's go.
Let's go to the adjudicator today. No, don't go to
Ella because she doesn't know what an acronym is. Producer Ella.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Sorry, Dick.

Speaker 11 (01:03:42):
Sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:03:43):
Sorry.

Speaker 13 (01:03:43):
Sorry. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
I've got an acronym for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I would be allowed to say USA as a clue,
wouldn't I?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
That's not the clue. I don't love it. But fine,
you do it. Hey, if you want to cheat, that's
your problem. It's not cheating. Hey, if you want to
cut corners, you have to live with it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Donna?

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
They're really breaking my balls here, Donna. I had it
for you in one, but I'll do what they say.
My first clue for you is tests. Did you say tests?

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, tests.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
T-E-S-T.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (01:04:20):
Blood.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Blood, no.

Speaker 9 (01:04:21):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Harriet.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Your one-word clue? Swipe.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Sender?

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Get in, Harriet!

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Let's go!

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Donna, the clue I wanted to give you was NCEA.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Oh, do you know, after I said blood, I was like, exams. Yeah,
that was it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Well, don't blame yourself, Donna, and don't blame me. Blame
Bree and Ella. No, just blame Bree. Sorry, Donna. Anyway, anyway, anyway.
At least Harriet's happy you won 50 bucks. Sorry, Harriet.

Speaker 12 (01:05:03):
Oh, yay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
We need to celebrate the champ. You nailed it. Good
on you, Harriet. Well done. Because I thought you were
going to say credit card for swipe.

Speaker 8 (01:05:11):
I do like single girls.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
She's probably right in the pocket for Tinder. You on Tinder, Harriet? Yeah,
and Hinge.

Speaker 9 (01:05:20):
Oh, yeah, nice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Which one's better? Get more likes on which one? What's
your handle? More likes on Hinge. Brie will add you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
That's brilliant. Are you someone that loves getting advice?

Speaker 11 (01:05:32):
Um, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Don't lie. I do.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
It just depends who it's from.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
You would only take advice from people that are older
than you, I feel. More experienced than me. Okay.

Speaker 13 (01:05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Which, yeah, I guess older. Yeah, okay, yeah. More likely
they're going to be older than.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Well, you're going to love this then because I have
a piece of advice from a 96-year-old woman. Oh, okay.
Is that too old? Never too old, I don't reckon.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Her name's Molly and she was asked.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
No, but what if her advice is like, save your thruppence?
You know, there's definitely a statute of limitations on advice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, true. I feel like this is universal advice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Keep the butter in the cold store.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
No shit. Yeah, thanks, Molly. Yeah, yeah, thanks, Molly. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, Molly.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
How old is Molly?

Speaker 13 (01:06:23):
96.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
She's 96. Okay. And she was asked, what is your
best piece of advice for anyone in their 30s or 40s? Oh,
that's us. Which is you and I. Yeah. Okay, so
you ready for this? Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:06:34):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Don't get married.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Don't get married.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
The laugh at the end. Take another listen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Don't get married.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
So has she never been married? I think, I'm not positive,
but I think she was married and got divorced. Oh, okay.
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
But that's her best bit of advice for people in
their 30s and 40s.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
I thought it would be fun if we could go
around the room and give our best bit of advice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yeah, right. Yeah, because I've already messed up and got married.
So it's too late. You know, what's your best bit
of advice? Clint Roberts, someone in their 30s.

Speaker 13 (01:07:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
To someone who might be in their teenage years or
their 20s. Oh, this is easy. I think about this
all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
If you're in your teenage years or your 20s right now, me,
Clint Roberts, my advice to you, buy three houses.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
ASAP.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Buy as many houses as you can, ideally three, and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Leverage those bitches. Yeah, I mean, it's simple. Negative gearing. No,
not really.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
My advice genuinely would be not so much teenagers, but
I guess like 19-year-olds. Get in the gym, man. Get
in the gym.

Speaker 9 (01:07:46):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Get ripped.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Get in the best shape of your life just once.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Yeah, stack.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Just do it once. So one, you can know what
it looks like. Two, you can know what it feels like.
And three, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Remember how to do it when you're in your late 30s.
And you're like, how come I can't get ripped?

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
So you're saying do it early because that lifestyle isn't sustainable.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
No, yeah. So just do it once. Do it now
and get all the photos. Hell yeah. Why not? I
think my best bit of advice, take a gap year. Oh,
I had that down too. Go and live in Italy.
University is always going to be here.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
You know, there's nothing better at that point in your
life to get life experience.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
When you have no responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
That is the best time to do it. Unless you
bought those three houses. Then you're kind of screwed. But
you can get a property manager. um let's good advice
let's go to our um resident gen zr i'm i'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
For this so who is she giving advice to yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
I want her to give advice to people in their 30s.

Speaker 7 (01:08:48):
And 40s you're gonna advise up you guys love when
i give you advice hey i.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Don't mind it i feel like you've got a different
perspective but let's hear your advice.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
If you haven't owned a pet or a dog, get
a dog. I think seeing Clint get one, he's never
owned one, game changer, right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
It's actually great advice.

Speaker 9 (01:09:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
It's quite good advice. And keep learning. That's good advice too.
That's good advice. Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:09:14):
In your 30s, 40s, if you do have kids or
you might be really career focused, you might forget about yourself.
So always book out time for yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
She's actually crushed it. It's not bad advice. She's done
pretty well.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
I mean, she doesn't have any bloody kids. So how
does she know about managing time for yourself? But yeah,
the sentiment is good, isn't it?

Speaker 13 (01:09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Stop there, Ella. You're doing well. Stop there. That's Bree
and Clint.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
And that's the end of the Bree and Clint show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Thank you, guys. We appreciate you tuning in for another day.
Another Monday down. What's next up?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, I think so this week. We've got a bit
of work to do. We've got some jingles to make.

Speaker 8 (01:09:52):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Some sponsorships to endorse.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Yeah, we're looking for sponsorships for this football charity match
that we're playing in. You need to be sponsored to
raise money for the charity, which is MS Auckland. And
we've put ourselves on the line. We said we will
write your business a jingle if you sponsor us.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I'm looking to see how many sponsors I can get
on my body this year. I'm going front sponsor, back sponsor,
and booty sponsor.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah. What about the crotch sponsor? Yeah, that's premium real estate, though.
That's prime real estate. Yeah, I'm not just selling that
to anyone.

Speaker 9 (01:10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Certain businesses will pay big for that. Will they? Might
be a hard sell, actually. Not that hard.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Have a great night.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
We'll see you guys tomorrow.