ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 1st September 2026 - ZM's Bree & Clint

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Bree and Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Afternoon, everybody. It's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Have you tried to buy flights to anywhere recently?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
By flights?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
No, why?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
My God, they've gone up in price.

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome to my world, mate. I have to bloody fly
home to Australia every year. What's the flight?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't fly much at the moment. What's the flight
cost to Australia?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It fluctuates.

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
But I think at its absolute worst, do you want
its absolute worst?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Absolute worst, I think it was about, I think it
was like $ 1, 300 one way. One way? Yeah. At its best?

Speaker 8 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Probably about 500 one way. I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
To get my best mate up to Auckland for the
Bledisloe Cup match.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
From where? From Christchurch. Yeah, I've heard those flights have
gone through the roof. There's something about the Christchurch flights, eh?

Speaker 9 (01:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know what it is or why it is.
They're so expensive because our friend, you know our friend Megan,
she's from Christchurch.

Speaker 10 (01:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
She talks, she tells me all the time how... Expensive
they've got. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
I just looked at flights for the Friday before the Bledisloe.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
$ 400 one way to fly from Christchurch to Auckland. Well,
I mean, it's probably that much because everyone's coming up.
That's the cheapest one. For the Bledisloe.

Speaker 11 (01:38):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:39):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:39):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:40):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It would definitely be people flying to Auckland for the Bledisloe.

Speaker 9 (01:46):
Well.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I don't care. Just why is it that much? That's
the cheapest flight, $ 403. Can he drive? From Christchurch. Catch
the ferry.

Speaker 14 (02:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Catch the ferry, which will definitely be broken down.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
That'd be a lovely trip up. Aren't we down to
one ferry now?

Speaker 15 (02:06):
Are we really?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I think we might be down to one ferry. What's
going on with this country?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Bring back $ 50 flights, I say.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
And that's why I'll be voting insert party here.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Whoever can get us cheap flights. Yeah, I'm voting for
the cheap flights party.

Speaker 16 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So let us know who that is. Didn't the Prime
Minister used to run an airline? Sort it out. Someone
texted her and said, my brother just booked his wedding
in Rarotonga next year. $ 1, 200 just for flights.

Speaker 11 (02:35):
Whoa!

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, but at least for your $ 1, 200, you'll be in
a tropical island.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
He's just coming to Auckland.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
For like two nights.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
You know, there's cocktails involved with your one.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
There's traffic involved with my one.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Someone said, check the days before and after the grand final.

Speaker 9 (02:53):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
That might be an idea. Because they'll be going through
the roof because of the Warriors.

Speaker 13 (02:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
What date is the NRL grand final? Like the actual
grand final?

Speaker 9 (03:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
NRL grand final. Oh, we need to talk to Boss
Marty about sending us over again. Well, we're going to
see the price of the flights first.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Auckland to Sydney.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
It's Sunday the 4th of October. Let's have a look.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
So it's about a month away. It's the weekend before
the blitters though. You and I could have a great month.
So what, we're going over for grand final. We're going
to go over on the Friday or the Saturday?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I reckon we go over on the Friday. Go over
on the Friday? Yeah, get our money's worth. Grand final's
on the Sunday. So we're coming back on the Monday?

Speaker 13 (03:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Or do we need a rest day?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, I'd say Tuesday to be safe.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, we'll say Monday just for now.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, Monday night. Deal?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Monday night. This is to go to the NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
We're just working out details.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
In case the Warriors are going to be there. There
are no flights on the Friday.

Speaker 14 (03:48):
Really?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
There are no flights on the Friday. Well, I guess
we're going to have to go Thursday then.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
The Thursday is $ 1, 200.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
One way?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And to come home on the Monday. To come home
on the Monday, there are no flights. Man, Kiwis are
already booked up for the grand final.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Looks like it's a whole week event for us then.
We should make Bree and Clint's week in Sydney. Yeah,
for the listeners. Yeah, to cover all of the... Goings on.
Goings on.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Before the grand final. We'll interview every New Zealander who
has moved to Sydney.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
That sounds like hot fire radio to me. All right,
let's get into Tradie vs.

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Lady.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
$ 100 cash thanks to JobSpace. That'll go towards some flights.
It's like a quarter of a one-way trip to Christchurch.
If you're up for it, 0800 dial ZM. Tradie's still up.
Lady's closing the gap.

Speaker 15 (04:41):
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Time for Tradie vs.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Lady.

Speaker 12 (04:48):
This is the main event.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Tradie vs.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Lady.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Here we go. The tradies versus the ladies. You know
the drill. The tradies on 72 wins. The ladies on 68. Oh, no.

Speaker 14 (05:03):
Sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
69. Oh, is it? Positive.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
69.

Speaker 10 (05:08):
69.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Our lady's in Hamilton. She's 48 and she's a proud Queenslander.
Welcome to the show, Bec.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
G'day, Bec.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey, how you going?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah, good, mate. Are you pumped that a state of
origin is going to be here in New Zealand next year?

Speaker 10 (05:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (05:24):
100% pumped.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Cannot wait to go. Oh, it's going to be a ripper.
Game two, I believe.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
God, it's like hearing two Brie's right now.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
It's like we've got Brie in stereo.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Hey, Beck, can we get a, this is rugby league.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
From middle league at his finest.

Speaker 14 (05:41):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
What a hate. So good. You're taking on our tradie,
also from Hamilton.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
He's 38, and he has a guitar YouTube channel called
Guitar Rees.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Welcome to the show, Rees. Hi, Rees. Hey.

Speaker 15 (05:53):
Hello, hello.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thank you for having me. Did I say it correct?
Guitar Rees? Guitar Rees.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yeah, where the guitar begins and Rees ends.

Speaker 10 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
You share the R. I like it. Very smart. What
are you posting on there, Rees?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I post original songs.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm making them like weekly at the moment.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Oh, sick.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
And try to get paid by YouTube.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
Oh, nice.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
You making any good money? Not a single dollar.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, boy. Well, you can win $ 100 cash today thanks
to our mates at Jobspace.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
They're sponsoring Tradie vs.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Lady.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Rhys, you're Buzz's Tradie. Bec, the Queenslander, you're Buzz's Lady.
The first of three answers correct wins the game.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Here we go, guys. Best of luck. Question number one.
What was the name of the boy who time-travelled in
Back to the Future? Lady.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yes, Bec.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Marty McFly.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Marty McFly. It was Marty McFly. Well done. One to
the ladies. Question number two. Which beverage most commonly comes
in a pint?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Brady.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Breast.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Beer.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's beer. It is beer. We move on to question three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.
Bex in. Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams is correct. It is
the man himself, Robbie Williams. Two to the ladies, one
to the tradies. We move to question four. Who played
the lead role, Mark Watney, in the 2015 film The Martian?

Speaker 11 (07:14):
Lady.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Rhys.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Rhys.

Speaker 11 (07:18):
Oh, it's the guy from the Filmmakers Guild.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That guy.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Matt.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Oh, no.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Three.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Two. Mark, no, no.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
One.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You were right there.

Speaker 15 (07:29):
I was right there, Rhys.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Beck, steal it for the win.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Matt Damon.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Matt Damon. She's a lady. Let's see. Oh, oh, oh,
she's a lady. God, it was a ripper of a game, though, guys.
Wasn't it just? Rhys, you almost had it, mate. You
almost got it done. I was right there. Yeah, thank you.
I just want to do a quick shout-out.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
My daughter, Billie, always makes me try and call for
Tradiverse Ladies, so I'm just happy for the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh, shout-out to Billie. Thanks for making Dad call into
our show. We appreciate it. Yeah, we appreciate you forcing him.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Hey, Bec, the Queenslander, congratulations. You're a Tradiverse Lady champion.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Awesome, and thank you. Can I give my kids a shout-out?
We have been trying for a month to get through, and.

Speaker 13 (08:08):
They are right here with me, and they are absolutely pumped.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, put them on.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
What's their names?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Acacia and Kennedy.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Say hi, guys.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Hey, Kasia and Kennedy, thanks for calling in. And thanks
for listening, guys.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
And thanks to Jobspace, they're sponsoring Tradiverse Later. You can
search thousands of jobs across various industries and locations throughout
New Zealand.

Speaker 15 (08:29):
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't listen to this podcast, but I know a
lot of people do. The Diary of a CEO. Oh,
very popular.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Stephen Bartlett. He gets some big guests in some big clubs.
This is not that groundbreaking, but I saw this clip today.
Have a listen to this.

Speaker 16 (08:45):
If you can replace any filler word, any crutch word
that you have, with silence.
Silence is a vacuum, and the cool thing about vacuums
is that they pull attention to you. And I think
people dramatically, dramatically underestimate the amount of silence they're afforded.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Dramatically, Bree.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Ah, silence is a neurodivergent person's worst nightmare. Isn't it just?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
It's also a first date's worst nightmare.

Speaker 14 (09:14):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Isn't it? It's so bad on a first date.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
And I feel it too when you're in an important
conversation and it goes silent and you're like, your.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Brain starts searching for filler. Got to fill the space,
got to fill the space. I thought a bit of
a challenge for us today. Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's more about losing the ums and ahs than anything.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Can you speak on a topic for 30 seconds with
no ums and ahs?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, I can't. Impromptu. No. You can't?

Speaker 13 (09:39):
No.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
But you're a radio broadcaster. You talk for a job. Yeah,
I don't think I can do it.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I've got an impromptu speaking topic generator here.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm going to generate your topic. Okay. I'll give you
three seconds for your brain to kick in. Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
And then I want you to get into it.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay?

Speaker 11 (09:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh, okay. So I'm going first? You're going first. All right. Spinning, spinning. spinning.
Your topic is.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh, okay. The failure that saved your life.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Here we go. Three, two, one. I want to talk
to you about the failure that saved my life. And
it all happened back when I was 16 and I
thought I was going to have a career in professional
sport and I ended up breaking my back. And from
that moment, everything changed in my world and I thought

(10:29):
professional sport maybe isn't for me. And I started looking
elsewhere in my life thinking, what else am I passionate about?
And that led me to radio. My real passion, making
people laugh.

Speaker 15 (10:42):
Wow!

Speaker 14 (10:44):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
My God, I don't think I took a breath.

Speaker 13 (10:48):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I blacked out. Did I um or ah? I heard no.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
You guys were listening too.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
No ums or ahs. Quite a few ands. No ums
or ahs.

Speaker 12 (10:57):
Not a single one. Well done.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
My heart is beating 100 miles an hour.

Speaker 12 (11:01):
You pulled that out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I hate public speaking.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I'm so excited for you.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I hate public speaking, she says into her own personal microphone.
This isn't counted. It's just you and I in a room.
This is a high bar. I'm going to give it
a go. Okay. Okay? I'm going to give it a go.
What's it going to randomly generate for you? Who knows?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Once again, let me reset the random topic generator and
spin for a topic.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
My topic is free samples. Ooh, your favourite. Here we go.
As a nearly 40-year-old man, your favourite at the supermarket.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Times are tough, you know? Food is expensive. Groceries are expensive.
Fuel is expensive.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
That's why this hack, life hack.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
You might say, is one of my favourites. Start your
day by walking to the supermarket. Once there, walk slowly
around the aisles until you see a small South Asian
woman with an electric frying pan. Inside that frying pan,
free dumplings.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Ha!

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Pretty good. I felt like... Girls, as good or better?

Speaker 12 (12:14):
I mean, there were no ums.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
There was definitely no ums. No ahs.

Speaker 8 (12:18):
No ahs.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Not a single ah more ah from you. They were dumplings.

Speaker 14 (12:21):
That was a masterclass.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Does anybody listening think they could do this?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
We're calling it the no ums and ahs challenge.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay. I'll random generate a topic for you. Love it.
If you can go 30 seconds on.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
The phone with us with no ums and ahs in
a semi-coherent string of speech... 50 KFC chicken dollars to
the best one.

Speaker 13 (12:43):
Boom.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Done. Sound good? People are ripping me on the text machine.
Are they?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Someone goes, Toastmasters here. Breeze filler is and. Oh, give
her a break. I felt like I did all right.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
She gave a motivational speech that was true about breaking
her back. You're getting criticised and my speech was about
free dumplings?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Mine was off the top of the dome. And it
was true. Anyway.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Oh, $ 800 at him.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Can you do better? Can you do better? Yeah, actually, yeah.
Call that Toastmasters person. Call that Toastmasters person, Claudia. Let's
see what they've got.

Speaker 15 (13:13):
ZM Franklin.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
We're doing the no ums and ahs challenge.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
You've got to speak for 30 seconds straight with no
ums and no ahs.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, welcome to ZM Toastmasters.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Some member of Toastmasters criticised Bree's one, and she's not
happy about it.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Okay. Bree goes, Bree goes, get them on. Get them
on and make them do it. They didn't know it, so.
You know when you think you've done. Yeah. No, no,
you don't think. It's not my thing. You did do well.
I feel like I did do well and then someone criticised.
They didn't even criticise me. They just gave feedback. And
then I was like, oh, a bit of a kick

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in the guts.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'd actually go as far as say they just. Post
an observation. But yeah, I know what you mean. Screw them.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Screw them.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
So we're challenging you. 30 seconds, random topic, no ums
and ahs. The best one wins 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Are you up for it, Jade?

Speaker 13 (14:04):
Do I have to go first?

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, you do. Jade, you've got this. Go first. Show
them how it's done, Jade. Are you ready to find
out your topic?

Speaker 9 (14:14):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
No, I'm ready. Yeah, you're ready? So confident.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Once you're ready, you'll have three seconds to digest it
and then you're in.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
All right? Your topic, Jade. The loyalty card you never use. Three, two, one,
go for it.

Speaker 13 (14:36):
Well, you see, the loyalty card that you never use
can come in different all shapes and sizes.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
It can come in large or it can come in very.

Speaker 13 (14:49):
Very tiny.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
And.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
A lot of people misuse this card without realising it.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Ten seconds, Jade.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
Now.

Speaker 13 (14:59):
Now you see, there is different types of loyalty cards
that we.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, there was an R!

Speaker 11 (15:06):
No!

Speaker 1 (15:06):
I don't know. There was one R right at the end, Jade.
You were doing so well.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I was enjoying learning the sizes that loyalty cards come in.
I thought when you said loyalty cards come in all
shapes and sizes, I thought that was a metaphor. But no,
you meant literally some can be large and some can
be small.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I thought you were talking about like some, it's like
takes 10... Things to get a coffee. Or it can
take five to get a free coffee.

Speaker 13 (15:30):
Oh, is that what we're talking about?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh. I don't even know. Good on you, Jade. Jade,
it was only one um right at the end.

Speaker 11 (15:38):
Did I say um?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
You said ah right at the end.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So... But I tell you what, for not even knowing
what you were talking about... You could still be the winner.
Don't go anywhere. Angela's going to give it a go. Hi, Angela. Hi, Angela.

Speaker 11 (15:50):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 13 (15:50):
How are you doing?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Good.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
We think confidence is key to this.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Are you confident, Angela?

Speaker 13 (15:56):
My problem is I can't stop talking. And the more
nervous I get, the more I talk.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
But what are your ums and ahs like? That's the bit.

Speaker 13 (16:02):
I don't know. Let's find out.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
All right, let's find out. I'm going to spin the
wheel for you. Angela, your random topic is.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
The Pursuit of Happiness. Three, two, one, off you go.

Speaker 13 (16:17):
The pursuit of happiness reminds me of that movie with
Will Smith in it. But now when thinking about Will Smith,
I just think about getting slapped in the face. So happiness... No!
Happiness is a different thing for everyone and it can
be happiness in the form of a coffee or in
the form of a sunny day, in the form of
a good laugh or a good feed or a glass

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of wine. Everybody needs to pursue their own happiness so
that they can have joy in their life because joy
is hard to find. So we all just need to
try to.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Oh, you know what can I say?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
She recovered so well. You stumbled, but damn, the recovery
was so good.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
So one um for you as well, Angela.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (16:56):
Damn it.

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But you did bloody well, though. Quite a good message.

Speaker 15 (17:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I thought quite a good message. One more person is
going to give that a go, and it's Steve. Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Hi. Good,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Arguably, you don't have to make any sense in your one.
You just have to get through with no ums and
ahs in your winner, you know?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Sounds, I'm optimistic.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You're optimistic. All right, let's see what topic you're going
to get, Steve.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Steve, the random topic generator.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh, how fitting. Steve, your topic is pressure. Three, two, one,
off you go.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Well, all of us are subject sometimes to the impact
of pressure. Sometimes we talk too fast. Sometimes we talk
too slow. Sometimes, and this is the case for me
at the minute, I find myself finding it hard to
think clearly. Sometimes we make bad jokes. Sometimes we make
good jokes. But many of us are subject to the

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impact of pressure. I myself have seen that play out
many a time at work and at home. And I
am off.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Whoa, Steve. I hate to do this to you, but
you had four R's in there. They were subtle, though, Steve.
They were so small. They were subtle. They weren't like
big stop-down pauses. The message was good. It flowed still.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
The stream of consciousness was solid.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
But based on the number of R's, you're out, Steve.
I think you did pretty well, though, Steve.

Speaker 15 (18:27):
Thank you, God.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's between Jade and Angela.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Someone said on the text machine, is an R or
um worth more minus points? I think they're both worth
the same. They're the same. It's the same thing. It's
the same thing. Um or nah. Some people just are
more likely to say R or um. Okay. Okay, we
need to pick a winner.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Is our winner Jade on the topic of the loyalty
card you never use?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
They come in big and small. They sure do.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Or is it Angela on the topic of the pursuit
of happiness? Happiness comes in many forms.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I feel like... We are on the same page. We
haven't spoken. No, we haven't. But I know you very well.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
We're communicating by sight.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
We're communicating.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
And we believe the winner is, in three, two, one.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Angela!

Speaker 10 (19:08):
Oh, whoop, whoop, baby.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Whoop, whoop, baby.

Speaker 12 (19:10):
That's great news.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You had the um in the middle, but the recovery
was so sweet.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
You're the best shit talker in the country today, Angela.
There's 50 KFC chicken millers coming your way.

Speaker 13 (19:20):
Oh, my son and daughter will love me for that.
That was the only reason I rang.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker 13 (19:24):
I don't want KFC.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
LAUGHTER Wait, what's Sunday? Father's Day.

Speaker 14 (19:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Sunday is Father's Day. Well, you've just let me know
that Sunday is Father's Day, actually.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, you said that I should double check because you
didn't realise it was Sunday.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Well, Father's Day is not for me to remember.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh, no, I do have a father. Oh, yeah, it is. Okay. Shit,
I just realised I've got to get him something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I was only thinking about myself. I do kind of
think that once you've a father.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Is that the cut off?

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Like the duties of being a son to your dad? Well,
he got 30 good years out of me. Yeah, I mean,
that's a fair few.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's my turn.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Is it the same like when you get cut off
from Christmas presents?

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
You know, at a certain age?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Because Santa stops coming for you at a certain age.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I know.

Speaker 9 (20:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I feel like Santa came for more years than what
he was meant to with me, and I'm grateful. He
does for some people. Anyway, Father's Day is on Sunday,
and obviously on our show, we love to celebrate this
iconic piece of audio. What day is Father's Day?

Speaker 13 (20:25):
Sunday.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
So the answer is Sunday.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
What would the question be?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Father's Day. See, I don't know. She's an icon. What
an icon. It's so recognisable. We love to celebrate it
every year before Father's Day. So we call up a
random place and we ask them, we play the reverse
question game with them, and if they get it right,
they get a prize.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Where are we calling today, Bree?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Today we will be calling Smart Rehab and Physio in
New Plymouth. Why wouldn't we be? Why not?

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Good luck to Smart Rehab and Physio in New Plymouth.

Speaker 9 (21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 13 (21:04):
Good afternoon. Welcome to Smart Rehab and speaking.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Hello and welcome to the random radio game. Are you
ready to play? She's gone. Looks like she wasn't. Who
are we calling next? That's the fastest fail this show

(21:26):
has ever had. Literally just straight hang up. Should we
call their competition? All right. Let's try again.

Speaker 13 (21:34):
Welcome to Actors Plus Taranaki.

Speaker 15 (21:36):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (21:36):
Please select from the following options. For Hawara and Upanaki,
please press one.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Obviously.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
Obviously.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
Good afternoon, Active Plus, you're speaking with Moana.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Hi Moana, welcome to the Random Radio Game. Are you
ready to play? If the answer's Sunday... She's gone.

Speaker 9 (21:55):
Oh!

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Ha ha!

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Shit! Do they not trust us in the Naki?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Are there any other physios in the wider New Plymouth,
Tuttanaki area?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
There is. Should we try one more? Let's try one more. Okay,
try one more. Okay.

Speaker 11 (22:10):
TBI New Plymouth, this is Zoe.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
How can I help you? Hi, Zoe, and welcome to
the Random Radio Game. Are you ready to play? If
the answer's Sunday... Please play, Zoe. Everyone else is hung up. Please, please, Zoe. Zoe,
please play. Please play. There's a prize if you get
it right.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It's actually ZM, and you will get a prize, okay?

Speaker 7 (22:27):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Okay, yeah! Yes, here she goes. Here she goes, okay.
If the answer's Sunday, Zoe, what might the question be?
What day is Father's Day?

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Yes!

Speaker 15 (22:37):
Get in, Zoe!

Speaker 16 (22:38):
Zoe!

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Hey, smartest physio in the NACI. Shit, she was good,
wasn't she?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Do you know every other physiotherapist we called in Taranaki
hung up on us, Zoe?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Just a straight hang up. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
Perfect.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
You're a legend, mate. Well done. Do you listen to ZM?

Speaker 16 (22:59):
Sometimes.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
She's like, I'm not going to after this. All right,
thanks for your time. We appreciate you.

Speaker 15 (23:04):
Hold the line.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
We'll get you that prize. Okay, sure.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
How random would that be, eh?

Speaker 1 (23:12):
She's like, what the hell?

Speaker 15 (23:14):
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Time for the tea.

Speaker 15 (23:18):
The tea. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Any child of the 90s will be blown away by
this news.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
I didn't think I would see it in my lifetime,
but Dean, someone has been charged with the murder of Tupac.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
30 years later, Clint, can you believe it? A jury
of 12 people found the guy, I can never, Keefy.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
Keefy D?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
Did I say it right?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Keef D, Keef D. Keith D has.

Speaker 11 (23:42):
Been found guilty. Keith D, he of first degree murder.
Let me just set the scene.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
So apparently, allegedly, it was in retaliation to Tupac's alleged
beating of his nephew, this guy's nephew, apparently, Chipak's gang
or whatever, beat this guy's nephew, and that was what
this is a retaliation for. Now, if you're sitting there going, Dean,
why 30 years later has this come to light? Well, apparently,
the police suspected.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Kifidu all along, but they didn't have enough evidence.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Until Kifidu went public with his story in media appearances
and a memoir. They were used, including secret tapes of meetings.

Speaker 11 (24:21):
With investigators, made up the bulk of the prosecution's case.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
He started bragging about it.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
No way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
After 30 years, he got comfortable.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
He was like, well, I obviously got away with that.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
And yeah, Dean's right.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
He wrote a memoir where he talked about orchestrating the
hit on Tupac.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
And how he was involved. Yeah. What an absolute knob jockey.
And he's done, Dean. They got him.

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Done, and we're talking life in prison without parole. It's
not a small sentence.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Wow. God, Tupac was so young too. 26 from memory,
I believe. Did he not even make it into the
27 Club? I don't think so. I believe he was
26 years old. Yeah, and drive-by shooting. God, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Now he's got to solve the JFK murder.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Is that one on anyone's agenda, Dean? Have we got
any leads on that one?

Speaker 13 (25:13):
Oh, what? I don't know. I'll look into my little.

Speaker 11 (25:15):
I'll call the gays.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, call the gays. The gays will know. They'll definitely know.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
See if Keefy D's got any information.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Groundbreaking stuff.

Speaker 10 (25:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
The murder of Tupac has been solved. Now we're going
to solve the murder of Biggie.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's next on the list. That's next on the list.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
That's the tea with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Bree and Clint.

Speaker 15 (25:32):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Next Sunday, not this Sunday, next Sunday, Bree and I
are playing in a charity football match to raise money
for Multiple Sclerosis Auckland.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
We did it last year.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
We got some sponsors on board, wrote some jingles for them,
and we thought, you know what? Let's do it again.
Let's see how much money we can get in again
for this charity.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Absolutely. And the big guns have answered our call. Haven't they?
We didn't even ask for this.

Speaker 8 (25:59):
No.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Because we said we'll write a jingle for your business.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yesterday, about 5.40 p.m., we get a text from one
man who knows how to write a catchy jingle, and
his name is Sian from Drax Project.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Kia ora, bro. Yo, what's up?

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Um, major upsell here.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Huge.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
You don't just get a jingle written by Brie or Clint.
It's going to be a collab from Drax Project.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
What the hell? Yeah, that, uh, well, I didn't consider
it an upsell.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
I just, I just wanted to, I just, you know,
I feel like you might need some help.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah. No, you're definitely right.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And we definitely do.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You're spot on there, Sean. So, I don't know. And,
you know, we're musicians.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
We don't have, like, you know, a lot of surplus money,
but we can offer our services musically, if you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
It's very generous.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's very kind.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
And it's going to go a long way because these
businesses now, because it's still bloody cheap advertising.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
You're going to get a song on the radio.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
You're going to get your logo on our bodies during
the football game.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
And now a writing credit from Sian from Drax Project. Oh, yeah,
we'll get all the boys involved as well.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Oh, my God. Are you serious? Are you serious? What
a package we're offering.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
I think you guys should be in charge of lyrics,
and we should just.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Maybe, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
You guys jazz it up a bit. It's a full
collaborative process, right? You guys know what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
So if Bree and I put the lyrics together, you'll
interpret them.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
So we're kind of like the– We can go back
and forth, you know. It'll be fun. We're like the.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Bernie Taupin, and you're the Elton John. We'll write the words,
and then you put it to music.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
That's a good reference. Okay, let's do it. Is it
Lion King it? I was going to say let's Lion
King it, but is that what happened there?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Let's say yes. That's a different project. Let's go with yes.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Eldon John's most famous album, Lion King. All right. So we,
at the moment, we're at $ 600 for Breeze sponsorship. That's
for a one-person photography company.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, Rochelle. Rochelle wanted to promote her photography business and
she gave me $ 600 for a jingle.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
And I'm at $ 500 for a decorating company from Wellington.

Speaker 11 (28:07):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
And if that's where it is, then great. That's a
phenomenal amount of money to have raised for MS.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We're still taking bids, though.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
We're still taking bids.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Are we writing a jingle for one or two businesses?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Two businesses. Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Bree's going to get sponsored and I'm going to get sponsored.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
So I'm going to write some lyrics and then Clint
will write some lyrics and then we'll earn as much
money as we can.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
I didn't realize that would make this way better.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, then it becomes a bit competitive. I thought you
were about to say, Sian, this seems like too much work.

Speaker 9 (28:37):
I'm out, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
No, it's fine. We'll put it together.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
I feel like you guys should be a part of
the music as well.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, I'd love that. Do you guys play any instruments?
I dabbled on the recorder in school.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
And I know three chords on the guitar. I play
a couple of notes on the oboe.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Really? She doesn't. He's being serious. You're talking to a
real musician here. I don't realise you're into the double reed.
Real chat. My instrument that, because you know we all
have an instrument that your parents force you to try
and learn when you were a kid. Mine was the
saxophone and my parents were so devastated when I was
so shit at it.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
And you're talking to the sax man.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
We all said when we start, it's about continuing. Yeah. No,
I think I'd still be shit.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Don't let Bree blow your sax, Sian.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
She'll fill up the band juju. If you can play
some sax... Oh, my God. If you, Sian, from Drax Project,
can play some saxophone on mine, I think we'll be
on to a winner.

Speaker 14 (29:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Shotgun. I mean, I feel like I'm not.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I should offer saxophone for both.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, that's true. That's fair. Yeah, I want saxophone. I mean, yeah, fine.
Jump on my idea now. It's for charity, okay? Yeah, whatever.
It's for charity. You guys could fight for it. I
love that idea. Fight to the death. Okay. I feel
like Bree would win.

Speaker 9 (29:57):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm not hitting a new mum, okay? Excuses, excuses.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
But before she had a child, you would have?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah. He would have destroyed me. Before she had a child,
I did.

Speaker 14 (30:14):
Oh, God.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
But only in retaliation. God, this is going a place
where I didn't think it would go. Yeah, we're getting
a bit distracted. We're getting distracted. Keen as to write
a jingle.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
We need donations, okay? We need to find out who
these businesses are.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
We need as much time as we can to get
this sorted and sounding as good as possible. So who
are the businesses now that want to sponsor Bree and
I for this football match? Your money goes towards Multiple
Sclerosis Auckland. Your jingle will be played on ZM. It
will be co-written by us and the boys from Drax Project.
I don't know what else I can say to get
you over the line. It's an amazing package all round.

(30:45):
Bree's bid is currently at $ 600. You have to beat that.
My bid is currently at $ 500. Sian will be in
touch with the finalised businesses ASAP.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
We really, really appreciate your support. Thank you, Sian. No worries.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
And we've got a new song out Friday, so it's
all coming around.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
We'll get you boys on on Friday, actually, to talk
about that brand new song just in time for Father's Day.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
How good. From the Trax Project boys. So, yeah, boom, done. Okay, thanks, Sean.

Speaker 13 (31:09):
Bye.

Speaker 15 (31:10):
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I have just crossed the $ 1, 200 sponsorship mark.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Now, just quickly, we have had a very generous offer
from Next Best Thing, New Zealand Orthopaedic Pillow Company, who
would like to match Bree's sponsorship for me at $ 1, 200.
So we're both at $ 1, 200. And we're going to close
this thing off this evening. We're going to call our
sponsors just before 6 o'clock. And do the deal, do
the handshake. And then we can get the jingles over

(31:36):
to Drax Project and then we can get them broadcast
in time for the big game.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, so if you have a business and you can
sponsor us for more than $ 1, 200, we'd love to hear
from you. All going to a great cause, MS Auckland.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Have you heard about pheromone maxing? How many maxings are
there now? There's everything maxing, eh?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
This is everything I want to avoid in the world, honestly. Well,
you don't even know what it is yet. No, I
don't need to know. You might be into it. I
don't need to know. You might be into it, okay?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
What was the one where men were like, hitting themselves
in the jaw. Oh, looks maxing. Oh, God.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
What is that absolute crap? That was one of the
dumbest ones.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
This one is also from the manosphere, but give it
a chance, okay?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
This is pheromone maxing. Okay.

Speaker 8 (32:23):
Young men are now skipping showers before going on dates
with women. It's called pheromone maxing, and it's a new
trend in the manosphere.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
They're also skipping deodorant.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Some people... That's so yuck.

Speaker 8 (32:34):
That has to be some of the dumbest shit I've
ever heard. Drinking your own urine. Not the drinking.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Who are the people that are dumb enough to do this?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Who are they? Yeah, come on, guys. You're giving us

(33:00):
a bad name. It's just the people who are lazy
and they go, no, I'm pheromone mixing. I haven't showered.
You're right.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
It is an excuse for stinky minkies to say that
they're pheromone mixing.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
When actually they're just Josie Grossies.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Have a shower and put on deodorant.

Speaker 10 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Let me tell you what women want. Okay. They want
a man that smells clean.

Speaker 10 (33:23):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (33:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Bottom line.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I'm taking notes here, by the way.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
It's not that hard. If you smell fresh and clean,
a woman will be into that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure
you're right.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
But are there some women out there that like the
smell of a man?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Okay, but you can't say that. You have to say,
like the smell of a random stranger. Oh, right, yeah.
And not their husband who they're in love with or
their boyfriend who they're in love with. Which is so different.
You're right. Very different. You're right. Because I have heard of...
Because I get that. Where some women are like, I...
I love the smell of my boyfriend's sweat.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
When he's been out working hard or.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
And I'm not talking about those situations. Not my wife.
Those words have never crossed my wife's lips. But I
have heard it. I have heard women say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we're talking... Have you ever turned up on a
date and a man's been a bit whiffy and you've gone, whoa,
that's a bit of me? Well, that's your opinion. There
are other women in the team. Should we check with
them as well? Ask them. Claudia, what's your opinion on

(34:23):
a stinky man?

Speaker 12 (34:24):
I've worked with a lot of stinky men. And I
have a sensitive nose, to be fair.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's no bueno. No bueno. And
you too, Ella?

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Yeah, the only stink I like is my mum's, and
that's probably because I was in her tummy. I heard
mine is sweet smell, but I don't like BO from men.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What's the stink of your mum that you're into?

Speaker 14 (34:46):
It's like mine, but different, and I like it.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I don't know if I've ever heard that before.

Speaker 14 (34:53):
You don't like your parents' smell? Your mum's specifically?

Speaker 9 (34:57):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Neither?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Nah.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
What?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
What smell, dare I ask, what smell in particular?

Speaker 14 (35:05):
Her sweat smell. Her pits.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Like her BO?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
You like to sniff your mum's pits?

Speaker 14 (35:09):
No, if she's stinky, I smell it and I like it.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
I feel like someone listening will connect with this.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I don't know if they.

Speaker 10 (35:18):
Will, eh?

Speaker 14 (35:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
What's that? Is that mum mixing?

Speaker 10 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (35:23):
It's nice.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
But you know what? I will always appreciate your honesty.

Speaker 11 (35:27):
Thanks.

Speaker 14 (35:28):
Are you going to miss it?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I am.

Speaker 10 (35:30):
I am.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
I am going to miss it.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I am going to miss it too.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
It's endearing how honest you are.

Speaker 7 (35:35):
You know, I mean, you said the fault for that, Brie.
When you admitted that you pull in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Don't turn this around on Brie.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Don't you dare shift focus, okay? No. You just said
on the radio that the only stink you like is
your mum's, okay?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Do not try and shift focus.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
I think it's also because you said I love my
mum's stink. You know? If you had said, I love, like,
my mum's pheromones. Pheromones, right.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, I still would. And you know what, Ella?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
You're getting a lot of support on the text machine, actually.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
No.

Speaker 14 (36:02):
There's one person.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
One person says, I agree with Ella.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
One.

Speaker 15 (36:09):
That's so awful.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
We're going to get classical next.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It's your chance to win 50 KFC chicken dollars if
you pick the right team.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Correct. The team's on offer. Bree and I working together.
We're a unit.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
We're a unit.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
And Ella, powered by the smell of her mother's armpits.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
It's true, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
It's like creatine for her.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Does your mum know this about you?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
I think she does.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Does she sometimes say to you, Oi, get out of
my pits. Hey, get out of my dirty laundry.

Speaker 14 (36:46):
Like a little pig in the trough in her armpits.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Little truffle pig.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Here you go, Ella. Mums stink. Here you go.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
This is a text that says, I'm a plunket nurse.
And it's absolutely true about mum scent. Chemical signals provide
a comfort and safety connection starting from the womb and
it can persist into adulthood. Your memory has made that
connection between the scent and feeling comfort and safety.

Speaker 14 (37:13):
That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
It's a good thing, Ella. It's a gross thing.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
It's not gross.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
It's yuck.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's so yuck.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
It literally reminds me of the womb. And safety, no taxes.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
You don't remember what it's like to be in the womb.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Also, why are you yearning to get back in the womb?

Speaker 15 (37:28):
I said no taxes.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
Do you know how much I pay to bloody taxes?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Mate, you don't have to pay taxes if you don't
want to. Stop paying taxes.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Why am I going over a pothole every time I
go round a roundabout?

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Your solution is re-warming. She's spiralling out of control. Honestly,
help me. All right, put that into your decision-making. Ella
to 9696. What will calm her down? Someone call her
mum in here.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Or Bree and Clint to 9696.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Brie and Clint's Let's Get Classical. Welcome to Let's Get Classical,
where you and I, Brie, go head-to-head with Ella guessing
pop songs in classical style.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
How's the score line been going? Who took it out
last week?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
You.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, you single-handedly.

Speaker 14 (38:11):
Yeah, you did it. Brie, just Brie.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh, hey, if you're saying it, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Is that why you brought it up?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I genuinely can't remember what I did yesterday. All right, Ella. But,
I mean, if you guys say so.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
The mother sniffer.

Speaker 14 (38:23):
If I win, I'll bring my mum in and you
have to smell it.

Speaker 12 (38:26):
Your poor mum.

Speaker 14 (38:28):
She would be mortified hearing this.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, your poor mum gets dragged into this so often.

Speaker 14 (38:34):
Oh, so does your mum.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
That's fair. I don't know what you're talking about. All right, Claudia,
let's do it.

Speaker 12 (38:39):
All righty, buzz in with your name. I need the
artist and the name of the song. Here is your
first one.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Ella.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That was quick. Give it to me, Ella.

Speaker 14 (38:50):
Vampire Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 12 (38:51):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Jeez. Well done.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
It's never going to be our song again.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That was Ella all over it.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Love her.

Speaker 14 (39:06):
Love her so much. If you guys ever get to
interview her.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Can I come?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Well, I'll have to be in the two weeks before
you leave.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, right, but after that.

Speaker 14 (39:15):
What if it's on the phone? That's fine, I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
She just wants to be in the room. OK, all right,
one nil, one nil.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
Yeah, one point for Ella. This one might be for
you guys, though. Here's another.

Speaker 14 (39:23):
Oh, I don't know what it's called.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Oh, Brie.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Ella.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Ellie Goulding Burn. There it is.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
Oh, damn it.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
We're going to light it.

Speaker 11 (39:34):
Bam, bam, bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Get a look onto the lights out.

Speaker 11 (39:39):
Bam, bam, bam, bam.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Okay, Ella has the Gen Z girly. Brie has the
millennial girly. Oh, what's the third one? Let's hope the
last one is Linkin Park.

Speaker 14 (39:50):
Oh, let's find out.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Ella.

Speaker 12 (40:00):
Ella for the win.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
Chaperone Subway.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
She's got it.

Speaker 5 (40:05):
Well done.

Speaker 10 (40:06):
Yeah, good job.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Oh, mate.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That would have taken me a while to get that one,
I think.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Does that mean we have to snuff your mum?

Speaker 14 (40:16):
Yeah, I'll make her mow the lawn so she's nice
and sweet.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh, damn. I'm so devo we've got to snuff your mum.
Are you keen?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
You are.

Speaker 14 (40:26):
Why do you want to.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Sniff my mum?

Speaker 9 (40:31):
Xavier.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You and your mum. Hello. You and your mum have
just won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Well done. Thank you
so much. You're welcome. Can we sniff your mum, Xavier?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
First time caller, love listener.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Yes, yes. First time caller.

Speaker 11 (40:49):
Hell yeah, guys.

Speaker 6 (40:51):
First time caller.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
You're welcome, guys. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Just to be clear, I'm not sniffing Ella's mum.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I like how we just gloss over Bree asking Xavier
if we can sniff his mum.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Well, his mum was there. Take the opportunity while they come.

Speaker 14 (41:06):
You never know. Might smell good.

Speaker 15 (41:09):
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
We've just had a $ 2, 000 donation.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
For our charity football match raising money for MS Auckland.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
That's crazy. Yep, someone said they would like to pledge
$ 2, 000 for us to write them a jingle and play
it out on our show.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Shout out Shelly Naylor Realty.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
They haven't said who they want, whether they want you
or me.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Good on you, Shelly. It doesn't matter. All the money's
going towards MS Auckland, so that's awesome. So you'll get
one of us. It's just you pick the person you
want to write your jingle. That's what it comes down to.
It's a lot of pressure. Isn't it?

Speaker 9 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
That's incredible. Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
9696.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Keep them coming through.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
There's a cheaper one still available.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
There's one at $ 1, 200 currently and.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
One at two grand.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Right.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
We're doing a renovation of my house at the moment
and I think that it might be cursed.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
I say that seriously.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
I haven't believed in this sort of thing before, but
I think that this job.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Might have bad energy.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's got bad juju for sure. It's got bad juju
for sure. We're doing like a, it doesn't really matter,
but we're doing like a kitchen extension. You might have
seen it on my Instagram. I've put it up there
a couple of times, but we're putting in basically some
more storage. Kind of looks like our kitchen. It's the
same kind of cupboards with the same bench on top
of it so that it matches.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (42:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
And the person that's doing it is the person that
we got to do our kitchen when we renovated our kitchen.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Well, that's the best person for the job. Two years ago.

Speaker 9 (42:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Well, I just do the same thing again, but smaller
and doesn't have to have a fridge in it.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You know? And that was all good.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
And just little by little, it got harder and harder,
this job. He just kind of stopped showing up when
he said he would show up to put the cabinets in.
And then he said, I'll be there tomorrow, and then
he didn't come. And then he said, I'll be there tomorrow,
and then he didn't come. And this is the guy
that we've used for Renault's at our place.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
He did your whole kitchen. He did our whole kitchen.
He did our dining room.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
We've recommended him to heaps of people.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, you recommended him to me, and I said I'd
had a bad experience because I'd messaged him, organized a
day for him to come over to my house to
just put these little shelves in for us in the laundry,
and he just never turned up.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Anyway, he showed up for one day and put, Some
like carcasses is the technical term for it.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
For their bones. For the new kitchen.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Sort of like the framing for it. And he's like,
I'll be back tomorrow. And then he left the country.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And he's gone.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
And he's completely ghosted me. And he's not replying to
any of my messages. And he's gone.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
And look, that's very frustrating.

Speaker 9 (43:43):
And.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
But shit happens, okay?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I kind of wrote that off, and we got a
new cabinetmaker, and she's great, and we probably have landed
on our feet.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
We've probably ended up with someone even better who's going.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
To do a really good job.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Who'll turn up when she says she's going to. And
she's on the same page as us, so that's all good.
And I literally said to my wife this morning, hey,
the curse is over. The words that came out of
my mouth were, because the bench was going on today,
and I said the words that came out of my
mouth were, we have turned a corner.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Oh, no. You've cursed yourself.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
This job is back on track, and we're back on top.
And I was talking to the lady from the bench place,
and she's like, the guys are all set. They'll be
there at 2 o'clock today.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
I was like, sweet. Here we go. Momentum, baby.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
The reno's underway. Half an hour later, she messaged me,
and she says, I have bad news. Call me urgently.
The bench top that is cut out of stone– fell
off the crane and shattered into about 150 pieces.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Didn't you say it was like.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Because your kitchen is so bespoke that it was the
last piece of that type of rock that matches your
marble bench top of the kitchen. So it's not just
it's smashed. Like it's the last piece on planet Earth
that will match your kitchen.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, there isn't another one.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
It was the last piece. And at that point I
rang my wife and I told her about it and
at first she was like, what? And then she just
started laughing and we both started laughing. Because what can
you do, right? She goes, oh, well, live, laugh, love.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah. The job is cursed. It's not the bench people's place.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Now we know for certain the job is cursed. It
was just an accident.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Just go with it.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
You've got to pivot.

Speaker 11 (45:28):
Pivot.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Yeah, you've got to pivot, and we'll find something else. And,
I mean, first world problems, but, you know. Yeah, first
world bloody problems. You want to come over to my house?
I've got a kitchen from the 60s.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
None of the drawers closed properly. You've got last century's problems.
I had to tie all the kitchen backsplash by myself.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Actually, your kitchen's much smaller than ours. Maybe this smashed
benchtop will fit in your... And I'll give you a
bloody good price.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Oh, thanks, mate. I appreciate that. Anyway, live, laugh, love.

Speaker 15 (46:03):
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
On ZM with Bree on Clint. Pardon you. Steady on.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
That's a different show.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Buy me a drink first. We charge for that one.
Don't threaten me with a good time. Anything else I
want to say? No, I think I got it. Okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
In two Sundays from now, we play in a charity
football match to raise money for Multiple Sclerosis Auckland.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
We did it last year. So much fun. Yeah, it's
such a great day. A lot of people get out
to support, give it a crack. Most people don't know
how to play football.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Including us.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But that doesn't matter. Actually, you're quite good. I know
how to play. It doesn't mean I'm any good anymore. True, true.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
And I don't know how to play.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
I just go hard, baby. I've never seen someone run
around with their tongue hanging out of their mouth. And
getting nowhere near the ball for the whole game.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Highly, yeah, highly sponsorable.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
That's me.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
That's what we've been asking.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Would you sponsor us, Businesses of New Zealand, all of
the money going to Multiple Sclerosis Auckland, a very deserving charity.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
And in return, we.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Will wear your business's logo on our uniform at the
celebrity football match.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
And we will custom write your business a jingle, which
we will play out on the radio station. Multiple times.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
And Drax Project have come on board to help us
produce the songs.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Which is very generous from them too. I can confirm
that we both are sponsored athletes, Brie.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Feels good.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
May I present to you the sponsor of Brie Thomasel
in the multiple sclerosis charity football match, Shelley Naylor Realty.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hi, Shelley.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Oh, hello.

Speaker 13 (47:49):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
You have very generously pledged $ 2, 000 and.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You are now officially the sponsor of Brie Thomasel.

Speaker 12 (48:01):
Honestly, the pleasure is all mine.

Speaker 10 (48:03):
I'm actually shaking with excitement. I.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Shelley, feel so much pressure now to do your business proud.
I'm going to put everything into this jingle.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
Oh, no, don't. I think you're both absolutely amazing. I
listen to you every day. You crack me up every day.

Speaker 13 (48:19):
And I was just driving along, and I heard your
little spiel about it, and I thought, what the hell?

Speaker 10 (48:24):
Be spontaneous, Shelley.

Speaker 13 (48:25):
So I just text back through Siri, may I add,
and look at me now.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Look at you now.

Speaker 14 (48:30):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Where is Shelley Naylor Realty-based, Shelley?

Speaker 10 (48:33):
We're in Palmerston North.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
How good. One of my favourite places. How good. There's
going to be a piece of cake, Shell. Shelley.

Speaker 10 (48:40):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Shell's fine.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Bree will be in touch to get some copy pointers
about your business that she can weave into the jingle.

Speaker 9 (48:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Is there anything important that people should know?

Speaker 13 (48:50):
We're a stellar team.

Speaker 10 (48:52):
Everyone that's there is amazing.

Speaker 13 (48:54):
They've got awesome residential, awesome property.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
Management, and Dan, the maintenance man, just completes the picture
for the jingle.

Speaker 11 (49:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Perfect. You've painted a lovely picture for me. Shelton, it's
great to have you on board. Thank you very much.
Pleasure's mine.

Speaker 10 (49:08):
Thanks, team.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
Go hard.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Thank you. Thanks, Shelley.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
I can confirm that I am also a sponsored athlete.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I will be on the day representing Nick's Best Thing
Orthopedic Pillows.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Welcome to the show, A. hi asia hello how are you.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Guys you're my sponsor let's go go for it how.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Bloody good's that He might need one of those pillows
after the game, Aisha. Yeah. I might have to send
him one.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I was just perusing your website, actually, because I like
to know who's sponsoring me, you know? And I was
looking at the orthopedic knee pillow. God, that looks like
a good seller, that one.

Speaker 11 (49:43):
You need that for your side sleeping?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, for your side sleeping. Yeah, that looks like a
bit of me, too.

Speaker 13 (49:47):
I'm not going to lie.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
We're in that age group now, Aisha. Yeah, over 30s,
it's all over.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Hey, $ 2, 000 from you guys as well. It's incredibly generous, Aisha.
We really, really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Thank you very much for having me on board. It's
a great opportunity.

Speaker 10 (50:03):
It's going to be lots of fun, and it's a
good cause.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Which is even better.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
It's a bloody great cause. It's a very deserving cause.
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
My football sucks.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
My jingles, though. Who knows? Well, I hope it goes
all right. You might use this jingle for years to come.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
You own the jingle, by the way.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Oh, I will.

Speaker 10 (50:21):
Don't you worry.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
It gets broadcast, but then we give it to you.
You can do what you want with it.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (50:25):
Fantastic.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
It will be everywhere. All right.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Get ready for your business sales to go through the roof, Aisha.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Look out.

Speaker 13 (50:33):
I'll need to get busy packing.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
It's going to get ballistic.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Brie did a jingle for a funeral home last year.
They've never been busier, Aisha.

Speaker 13 (50:40):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Thanks, guys. We really appreciate it. That's so great. That's awesome. Right,
I better get writing. Got to hit the books.

Speaker 13 (50:52):
There it is.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Franklin.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Birthday banger.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Franklin.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Right now, your birthday bangers, number one songs when you
turn 16. That's what we're doing here. Who's up first?
Charlotte's first. Hi, Charlotte. Charlotte.

Speaker 13 (51:07):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
How's your day been?

Speaker 9 (51:09):
It's been pretty good, thank you.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Good to hear. Hey, what's your birthday?

Speaker 13 (51:12):
21st of September, 2002.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
All right, that means, Charlotte, you were 16 in the
year 2018. And on that day, this was at the top.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I made no promises.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I can't do golden rings, but I'll give you everything.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
Tonight.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Change. Calvin Harris and Sam Smith promises. What do you reckon, Charlotte?

Speaker 12 (51:34):
You can't really go wrong.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
You can't really go wrong, yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
I really like it.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Okay, wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Kieran. Hey, Kieran.

Speaker 14 (51:42):
Hi, Kieran.

Speaker 13 (51:44):
Hiya.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
What have you been doing today, Kieran? Oh, just after school,
running around with the kids. Oh, yeah. First day of spring, Kieran.
How good?

Speaker 5 (51:54):
How good.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
How bloody good. Wellington's turning it on. What's that say again?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Wellington's turning it on.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Wellington's turning it on. She can't beat it on a
good day.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Is Wellington having one of its four sunny days today, Kieran?

Speaker 3 (52:05):
It is.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Wow. Get down to Wellington. It's early. All right. What
is your birthday? 8th of January, 1987. Right, that means
you were 16 in 2003. And, Karen, here's your birthday band.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Oh, it's huge.

Speaker 10 (52:27):
Eminem.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
His biggest song?

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
What do you reckon, Karen?

Speaker 13 (52:34):
Yep, that's possible.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Happy with that.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Hey, you and I are turning 40 this summer, Karen.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Are you ready? Oh, that's a no. Are you doing
anything special?

Speaker 10 (52:44):
Planning.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I don't have anything planned yet. I reckon Vegas, Kieran.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
Oh, yeah, Vegas.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Yeah, blow your hair back in Vegas. Why not? Road
to Vegas on this budget. Mackenzie's going to do their
mum Libby's birthday banger. Hi, Mackenzie. Hi, Mackenzie.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Hi.

Speaker 10 (53:00):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
How old are you, Mackenzie?

Speaker 15 (53:03):
I'm 10.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
And did you have a good day at school?

Speaker 13 (53:06):
Yes, I had a very good day at school.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh, that's fantastic to hear. Hey, Mackenzie, we need your
mum's birthday.

Speaker 15 (53:13):
13th of March, 1984.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Well done. That means your mum Libby was 16 in
the year 2000. And here's her birthday banger. Oh, my God.
It's so good, Mackenzie. Do you know that song?

Speaker 15 (53:34):
No clue.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
No clue.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
This is Christina Aguilera, Mackenzie, and she's awesome, okay?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
You will love it. You'll love it.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
If we play this song, you're going to love it.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay. Do you believe us? Do you support us if
we choose this one?

Speaker 12 (53:50):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh, good on you, Mackenzie. I feel like I need
to vote for Christina, What A Girl Wants, to give
Mackenzie the education. Because once she hears it... We have
a responsibility. We have that responsibility to educate the youth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I was just going to vote for it because it
was a good song, but that sounds good too.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Mackenzie, you and your mum just won birthday banger.

Speaker 10 (54:12):
Woo-hoo!

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Good on you, Mackenzie.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
From the year 2000, here's Libby's birthday banger from Christina
on ZM. Christina Aguilera, the winner of Birthday Banger today
for Mackenzie's mum Libby.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
It was number one in the year 2000.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
That was the right choice. We were talking to Mackenzie
who called up to do her mum Libby's Birthday Banger.
She'd never heard that song before and I need to
get her review. Mackenzie, are you there? Yes, I'm here. Great.
Now that you've heard What A Girl Wants by Christina Aguilera,
what are your thoughts?

Speaker 13 (54:54):
Well, it's better than I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Okay, that's a start. On first listen?

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Better than you thought it was. Did you like it?

Speaker 13 (55:04):
If I listen to it more, then it will be better,
but yes, I did like it.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, good. Okay, good.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Can we recommend another Christina Aguilera song to you?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's called Genie in a Bottle. I think you might
like that one too. Okay. And maybe in a few years'
time you can listen to a song called Dirty. But
when you're a bit older. Libby's laughing in the background. No, no,
there's way more songs. You can go to Fighter. Oh,
Fighter's good. We can go to Fighter before then. Oh, beautiful.

(55:35):
You can go to Candyman. There's Candyman. Don't jump straight
to Dirty. Ain't no other man.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Listen to Mackenzie, Candyman. That sounds fun, doesn't it?

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Just play her a bit of Dirty. I'm not playing
the 10-year-old. A bit of dirty. Mackenzie wants to hear it,
don't you, Mackenzie? Yeah, I want to hear it.

Speaker 9 (55:54):
No.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
She wants to just hear a little bit, Clint.

Speaker 13 (55:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Too dirty to clean my actor. Uh-huh, uh-huh. It's a song.
If you ain't here to party. That's how it kind
of goes, Mackenzie.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
It's a song about dishes, okay, Mackenzie?

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yes, and how you must wash all your dirty dishes. Okay.

Speaker 9 (56:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
But you'll hear it when you're a bit older.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
You've been delightful, Mackenzie. Call back any time. Okay, thank you.
Thank you for having me. Thank you for lighting up
our afternoon. We love you. I love her so much.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Brie, corrupt your own children, okay?

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Hey, I was listening to Dirty when I was her age,
and I've turned up. Yeah, good point.

Speaker 15 (56:35):
Zed In's Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Everyone just take a breath, okay? I think today... It's
quite big.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Today.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
It's quite big. might be the one.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
It's a milestone day.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
It is a big day.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Not to put too much pressure on it, it's a
milestone day.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
It's huge.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
It is a Tuesday, and on our Tuesdays, we go
looking for a.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Name in a Haystack!

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Hardest game in radio.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
The hardest game in world radio. So much so, we've
never won. And every time we don't win, we add
$ 50 to the prize pot. And today, Clint, how much
is it?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
$ 4, 000.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
That's a whole lot of cash.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
That's 80 failed attempts at this game. But don't focus
on that bit.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
No.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Because today is the day. What we do is we
get a random name from one of our producers. We
get a random business from one of our other producers.
They haven't talked to each other, so it is random.
And then we call that business. And if the person
with that name answers, they win $ 4, 000. Obviously very exciting.
But more exciting, we will have finally found a name
in a haystack.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
It'll be done. And we can be rid of this game.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
So no pressure.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Claudia.

Speaker 9 (57:43):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (57:43):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
What are you choosing for us today?

Speaker 12 (57:45):
I'll do the name.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Oh, good. Good. I feel more comfortable with you doing
the name. No offence, Ella.

Speaker 11 (57:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (57:50):
None taken.

Speaker 12 (57:52):
It's funny you say that because a name has popped
into my head and it will not leave my head.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Okay, that's good. So I think I have to go
for it. No, you have to do that.

Speaker 12 (57:59):
I just think it might be an Ella-style name.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
What is it? Jebediah. Jebediah.

Speaker 12 (58:05):
No, the name that's popped into my head for today's game.

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Sandy.

Speaker 14 (58:08):
Sandy.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 16 (58:11):
Sandy.

Speaker 12 (58:11):
And it won't leave, so I just feel like we
have to go for it.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I don't know a single Sandy.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
I know one.

Speaker 14 (58:16):
She's a squirrel.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Is she 65?

Speaker 10 (58:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (58:20):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Correct. Or there was that character from the movie Grease. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 11 (58:26):
Sandy.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Oh, Sandy.

Speaker 14 (58:27):
Oh, Sandy.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Forget about it, stud. Oh, my confidence has just dropped
to below zero. No, we're not. No, I feel good
about this.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
No, no. It's all good.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Ella, you have one chance. We can't influence you.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Where does Sandy work?

Speaker 14 (58:41):
Well, I'm inspired. I'm really into kitchens at the moment.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
So. Because of my kitchen. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
We're going Italian ceramic tiles in Christchurch.

Speaker 14 (58:51):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Not your worst decision. What the heck? No, it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I would have called a Salvation Army store if I
was picking.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
But she doesn't know what name Claudia's picking. I know.

Speaker 12 (59:03):
If it was that easy, we would have done it
by now.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Exactly. They would have worked together, but they're not allowed.
If you want us to rig it, just tell us.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
No, we don't.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Can't rig it. We'll do it next time. We'll make
that happen.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
We can complain we can't rig.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
The whole point of naming a haystack.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Claudia, please connect the call to Ceramic Tiles Christchurch, where
we are looking for Sandy.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
And Sandy could be about to.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Ceramic Tiles, Bill speaking.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
G'day, Bill. Hi, Bill.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
It's Brian Clint calling from ZM radio station.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
How are you? Good, thank you. That's good. Do you
ever listen to ZM, Bill?

Speaker 9 (59:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Never ever? What are you listening to, Bill? What do
I listen to?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Are you on the coast or the ZB?

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Concert programme probably.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Ah, concert programme.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
All right, we did a stupid game, Bill, where we
call these numbers out of the blue and we try
and predict the name of the person that's going to
answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
And if we get it right, Bill, they win $ 4, 000. Right.
And you picked John, I would imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
No, we picked Sandy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Sandy. Good luck. Does a Sandy work there?

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
How many Sandys are there?

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
That's what we said, Bill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
Why don't you pick Rumpelstiltskin?

Speaker 11 (01:00:17):
You still won't have to give your money away.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
See, we need Bill on the team. Bill knows. Bill, Bill, Bill, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Too much chance of giving it away if you pick
a name like that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I know, right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Hey, we appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Sorry to take up too much of your time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Have a nice day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
You too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Thank you so much, Bill.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
What a delightful man he was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Concert FM's got a good listener in Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Don't they? I wonder if we could steal him. He
seems like a good bugger.

Speaker 12 (01:00:43):
I actually didn't like his attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Only because he said Sandy was a dumb name to pick.

Speaker 6 (01:00:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I mean, he was hot on the money, if you
ask me.

Speaker 14 (01:00:52):
So funny.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I like Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
You ever listen to ZM, Bill?

Speaker 9 (01:00:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:00:57):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Forget about milestones, schmilestones, okay?

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
We've always said we wanted to give away $ 5, 000 anyway, so.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah, that's the number. Or $ 4, 050.

Speaker 15 (01:01:10):
Next week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Welcome to The Password, where we give you the clues,
you tell us the passwords.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Amy is going to guess my password this evening.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy.

Speaker 8 (01:01:24):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 10 (01:01:25):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
How's your first day of spring going, Amy?

Speaker 9 (01:01:28):
Good.

Speaker 13 (01:01:29):
Yeah, really good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Half my house has been demoed today.

Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
Oh!

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
How demoed are we talking? For good reasons.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Are you doing a renovation?

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
We are indeed, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
We've got two new bathrooms and a new kitchen dining room.

Speaker 13 (01:01:43):
Wow! So yeah, it'll all be worth it, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
It's been a long time coming.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Amy needs $ 50 cash then.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I know, I really, really do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
You're going up against Courtney, who's going to guess Bree's passwords.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Hi, Courtney.

Speaker 10 (01:01:55):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Are you doing any renovations on your house or yourself?

Speaker 10 (01:01:59):
I don't think Tuffy Dolls would pay for that at
my house.

Speaker 9 (01:02:03):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Might do one hand at the nail salon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Buy me some new coat hangers.

Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I love a new, I love a coat hanger these days.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Can I just say, can I just say.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
I have, we have been working to get all of
our coat hangers matching over the last like six to
eight months. Each time I go to Mitre 10, grab
a 10 pack of the coat hangers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Coat hanger matching.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
And then get rid of the ones that don't match.
Slowly but surely, we're getting all matching coat hangers.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
It's the best. It's the little things. It's so good.
It just fits better in the cupboard.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
The black ones with the felt on them, if you
are wondering. Those are the coat hangers I'm going for.

Speaker 10 (01:02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Anyway, by the by. Claudia, can we please see our passwords?
9-6-9-6 if you enjoyed coat hanger chat. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yep. I feel like this is in my wheelhouse. Yeah,
I got this. I can do this.

Speaker 10 (01:02:57):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
No sound effects allowed.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
That was a rule from the start. No sounds. No
sound effects allowed. Yeah. You can do it without that. Okay.
You can go first. All right.

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
Amy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Amy.

Speaker 11 (01:03:12):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
My first clue for you for the password today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Poached.

Speaker 14 (01:03:19):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
So I just guess now? Yeah, you guess. Yeah, poached.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
What's the password?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Egg?

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Yeah, well done.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
Egg?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
That's it. Got it in one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Now Bree's going to try and get it in one,
and if she does, you both win.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Courtney.

Speaker 9 (01:03:38):
Courtney.

Speaker 8 (01:03:44):
Fluff.

Speaker 16 (01:03:49):
Fluff. Fluff.

Speaker 13 (01:03:55):
Um.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Come on, Court, you've got to understand. Oh, I should
have went with a different word. Yeah, I know the
one you should have gone with.

Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
Fluff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Fluff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Fluff. Fluff. You've got three seconds, Court. Calm down, she's sleeping.

Speaker 16 (01:04:11):
Um.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Fluff.

Speaker 9 (01:04:14):
Fluff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Not duff. What if I said toot?

Speaker 11 (01:04:21):
Oh, no, not helping.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
What about flatulence?

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
Can I guess it? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Oh, fart. Fart, yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:04:29):
See, if I.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Hadn't just been able to make a sound effect. Would
you have got that, Courtney? Probably.

Speaker 16 (01:04:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Hey, Amy, you've got the 50 bucks cash. You guessed
the password.

Speaker 8 (01:04:48):
Congrats.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Good on you, Amy. Amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
And definitely you've got to have a felt-coated coat hanger.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
She gets it. I knew she was my people.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Can I throw a spanner in the works?

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
What about the coat hangers, like the ones where they're
wood and then they've got the little clips so you
can hang pants on them? I hate the clips. I
love the clips.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Because I don't have pants.

Speaker 9 (01:05:08):
They've got to have a groove so you can, like,
flick your tops in as well. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
So a groove and the clips.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Can I just put my case against wooden coat hangers
across really quickly?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
They take up too much room in the wardrobe, the
wooden coat hangers.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
The felt ones? Yeah, they do. Slim line.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
You can get more stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Look, I'll go out on a limb and say the
felt ones sometimes stretch the neck holes of my shirts. Oh, yeah,
they do break. Anyway, we could talk about this forever. Actually,
join us.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Tomorrow for 6pm coat hanger hour.

Speaker 13 (01:05:36):
Yeah, and I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Amy will be there. Good on you, Amy.

Speaker 16 (01:05:39):
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