ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th September 2026 - ZM's Bree & Clint

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, so here it is. As long as you've
got da-da-dada.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Hey!

Speaker 5 (00:10):
Woo-hoo!

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Z-dac-dac-dac-dac-dac. ZM's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Let's go. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint show.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello, guys. Happy Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You know when your social media is influencing you to
do something and it keeps giving you the same thing?
It's like, you should do this.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Is it that pump again you always get?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's always on your feed. I say just buy it.
Give it a go. I mean, it can't hurt, right?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, the pump.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
It's not like it can get smaller.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, thanks, Bree. That's the encouragement I needed.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Thanks for the pump up.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
No worries. I'll pump up your tyres anytime.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Might be even lamer than that. My social media keeps
trying to convince me to get a perm.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh, really?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
You even came to me.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Every fourth video.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Look.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Every fourth video is guys with my hair going, my
life's better since I got a perm.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
One of the first things I did for you when
we started this show was I organised a perm for
you and you were so, so defensive.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You were like, I don't want to do this. I'm
not getting a perm. And now look at you.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, I wasn't ready for it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You're ready now.

Speaker 7 (01:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I vote you get one. Producers, who votes yes?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You look great.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, but I don't trust you guys because you don't
have my best interests at heart. No, I do, Clint.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Of course we do.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
What about me just trying to encourage.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You to have fun? No, you want me to look silly.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
As if.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's just a byproduct.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because I soft launched
it with my wife. I was like... Oh, man, it'd
be crazy if I got a perm, eh? That'd be
so weird. And she was like, it would be weird.
You would look like this person that we know, and
you would look like this person that we know. I
can't say another.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Who's got someone with curls?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
But she picked the right people. No, people who would
get a perm is who she chose.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
But I mean, there's a lot of.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
She picked the right people to put me off, you know?
They're like, do you want people to think that you
are like such and such? And I was like, oh,
you got me. God, they're good wives, aren't they? They
know exactly how to... Build you up and tear you down.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Look, I think that Lucy is right 99% of the time.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
She's a very smart woman. I think she might have
missed the mark on this one.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I think it could elevate your look because you know
what they say.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Curls get the girls.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Yeah. Perms.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Get this. Spins.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
So it's good with men and women.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Good show on the way for you guys today. We're
going to get straight into Tradie versus Lady. There's 50
bucks cash up for grabs thanks to our friends at KFC.
And the ladies need your help. They're five behind. They
sure do. If that's you, you can give us a
call now.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
This is the main event.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
Tradie versus Lady.

Speaker 6 (02:56):
Here we go, the tradies and the ladies. Tradies starting
to run away with it a bit again. They're on
76 for the year. The ladies, they're trailing on 71.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Our lady is in Palmy North. She's 49 and she
is a cool mom, according to her kids. Please welcome
to the show, Sarah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hi, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Hi, everyone.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
What makes you a cool mom, do you think? I
think because I run around after them all the time.
Let them have a few beers.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
We joke.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
We joke. It's vodka.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's cleaner. You're taking on our tradie today from Dunedin,
the 22, and he can drink eight Cokes in seven seconds.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Welcome to the show, Marns.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Hi, Marns.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Hi, how's that?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I have to call BS on that. Are you serious?
Eight seconds?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
No, I've got videos, aye.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Wait, sorry. You can drink eight Cokes in seven seconds.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you put them all into one vessel? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Can we please take down his details?

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Because the next time we're in Dunedin, we're coming to
see you, Marns, and we've got to see this for ourselves.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
We can do one.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
So yesterday there was a guy in Dunedin who said
that he could eat a Zinger burger in one bite.
And now we've got Marns who can do eight cokes
in seven seconds. We've got to line these guys up.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I think we need to travel to Dunedin.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
No, that's my mate. Zinger burger boy is your mate.
He's my mate.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Why are you guys in such a rush?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, you're eating fast and you're drinking fast.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
I hope you take longer than seven seconds for other
things in your life, Marns.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
No, it's a Sunday activity. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
She's so chill about it.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
She's got a good attitude. Marns, tradie, that's your buzzer. Sarah, lady,
that's your buzzer. First of three correct answers gets 50
bucks from KFC. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
What are the two main colours of the Spanish flag?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Tradie.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, Marns. Yellow and red.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
He's got it. Well done.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Shot, Marns.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Question number two. Trini, I just love how you use
your buzzer, Marns. Question number two. Which artist is performing
three headline shows at Auckland's Eden Park next year?

Speaker 9 (05:11):
Lady?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yes, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
I'm going to guess Bruno Mars.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
It is Bruno Mars. Added.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
He's got three shows there now. Started with one and,
I mean, the demand was so high. He's now three shows.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Tiny man, huge act.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's what they say. Good thing, small package.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
What a piece.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
What a weapon. Question number three. Buzz in when you
can tell me who sings this.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Sarah.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Sarah. Spice Girls.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
It is the Spice Girls. Spice up your life. Two
to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Marnsy,
to stay in it. Question number four. What day of
the week is Christmas this year?

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Friday.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, Marns.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Friday. Well done.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
What?

Speaker 10 (05:58):
How did you know that?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I know my date.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
That's unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
I'm very impressed. We move on to question five, and
this is for the win. What percentage of the Earth's
surface is covered by ocean?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Is it 49%, 71% or 86%? Yes, Marns. The first one.

Speaker 7 (06:16):
Wrong.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Sorry, Marns. No, no.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Sarah, your options.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Are 71% or 86%.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
71%.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's
a lady. Devastation. Came down to the wire, Marns, didn't it?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Oh, I cooked it.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Marns, you need to call back and play again.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Can I just check if Marns is the turtle from
Finding Nemo? Marns, that's a good question, actually, Sarah. Marns,
are you the turtle from Finding Nemo? No, I'm a
gender studies tutor from Dunedin. Yeah, mate.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh, my mistake.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're a gender studies tutor from Dunedin.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Student.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Marns, you might be the most interesting man we've ever
had on Tradie vs Lady.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Very interesting. Call back and play again, OK? Sarah, that
was such a funny.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Comment from you.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Very funny.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Sarah, you're the champ. 50 bucks. Well done. OK, thank you.
The Turtle from Finding Green.

Speaker 7 (07:18):
Trading.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Olivia Rodrigo. Who could ever say? In Stupid Sog on ZM,
she needs to announce a New Zealand show. Now that
everyone's coming back, she needs to announce a New Zealand show.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
She could easily do Eden Park.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, she could do their Western Springs Stadium. She could
do Tikaha and Christchurch.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
She could do all three.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
That'd be very good, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
She has all the big stadiums.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
She could headline Laneway, which is a rumour, but apparently
it clashes with her American dates.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
So probably not.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I saw this clip today, which I thought was quite funny.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
I always know someone's a loser like six months before
anyone else does. And it's one of my superpowers, but
it's also my kryptonite because it makes me look like
I'm a total hater because I'm early to it, but
I don't have any evidence. And so when I bring
it up to someone and I soft launch that I
dislike them.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
They just don't understand.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
And everybody eventually figures it out six months later and
they don't come crawling back to you. They just bring
it up like it's something they discovered and they're totally shocked.
And meanwhile, you told them many months ago.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
But you saw it coming.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is having a good read on people.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
That's what he's talking about, right?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
That's his superpower, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Like having a good gut feel about what a person's
actually like.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
But I think he's learned you need to keep that
stuff to yourself because no one wants to hear it.
And no one's going to come back to you and go, oh,
my God, you were so right about Bree.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Why are you using me as an example?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Reminds me of my superpower, which is also a curse,
which I've talked to you about. And I can't do
it on demand. You can't point to a business and
ask me this. But if I pass a business or
I enter a business, I know I get this feeling
that comes over me and I don't look for it.
It just comes to me when it comes to me.
I can tell when that business is going to close
down or when they're going to rebrand. Those are the

(08:56):
two things I can tell. And you might go, Clint,
we can all do that if our business looks shabby
or empty, obviously. No, it's deeper than that.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
Your power is nearly as useless as my power, which
is guessing movie plot lines, which I mean I do
use my power on this show.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
So not useless.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
So not useless.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I also have this incredible knack for being able to
look at any sourdough and I can tell you how
good it is just by looking at it.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Now, the cynic in me would say, are you looking
at the price?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
No, I honestly, hand on heart, I don't need to
see the price. If you just place sourdoughs in front
of me, just from the look of them, I can
tell you which one is the best.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Claudia, sounds like a perfect excuse to put five sourdoughs
on the company card. Oh, go on then.

Speaker 10 (09:45):
Can we have a slice to taste them as well?

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Can we all.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Take a sourdough home? No, no, we're all going to
taste them.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Because we need to know if she was right or not.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Oh, true.

Speaker 11 (09:55):
We'll buy the good butter as well then.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Get the good butter, get a good jar of olive oil. Oh,
a bit of butter.

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Of vinegar.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Dunker.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
And a little bit of kosher salt.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh, this sounds fabulous.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
A little bit of flaky sea salt. I'll bring the
vegan cheese.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Yuck.

Speaker 12 (10:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Vegan cheese.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
All the good sourdough. Why did you have to come in.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
There and ruin it? Why did you ruin it?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
You could have said hummus. We would have been on
board with hummus.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Could have said honey.

Speaker 11 (10:17):
Hummus and hot sauce I'll bring.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Hot sauce.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Claudia, you got a superpower?

Speaker 10 (10:21):
Yeah, and mine's useless to me, but beneficial to others.
I'm a notorious avocado hater, but I can pick a
good one.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Really?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Literally every avocado I've ever bought has been perfect.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
What an awful power for you, the avocado hater, to have.

Speaker 10 (10:35):
It's really impressive for other people, and they enjoy it,
but I don't benefit at all.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
My wife cut an avocado yesterday, which we both agreed
looked like it was perfect, and it even felt perfect. Perfect.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
And?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It wasn't. It was still hard in the middle. And
once you've cut them, they just don't ripen.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
They don't. I could have told you that. They stay hard.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Do you know how hard it was in this economy
to put an avocado in the bin?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, that's rough. Are you okay?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Well, I wanted to just eat it out of spite
and get a sore tummy.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
Do you get a sore tummy when you have bad ovo?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Well, anything that's not ripe enough can give you a
sore tummy.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Do you have a superpower? That's what we wanted to
know this afternoon, whether it's useful or useless. It's yours.
You were born with it. Or maybe you've honed it
over a number of years.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I have a superpower that has faded, but I reckon
I can bring it back.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well, what is it?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I can weigh luggage.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Particularly good when we're travelling.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
A lot of men say that they're good at this.
Pick up a.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Suitcase and I can tell you, yeah. Okay, that's 16 kilos.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
And then we can weigh it and see how close
you are.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
A power I still have in the kitchen is that
I can look at something like leftovers and I can
pick the exact container of how.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Much it's going to fit.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's right. That's a good one too.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Which is a fantastic power.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
That's useful. It is useful. We're just discussing our superpowers.
And we want to hear your superpowers too. My superpower,
being able to tell if a business is going to
close down. Bree's superpower, being able to tell if a
sourdough is good or bad.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Just by looking at it.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Just by looking at it. Mine's just by looking at
it too. I'm not going through their books or anything.
Someone said.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Clint's like... So, guys, you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I've had a look. The financials are not good.
Someone said Clint Superbauer is talking over the top of
Claudia and Brie when they're trying to talk.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
You are very good at that.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
Yeah, that's definitely your power.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
That text is brutal.

Speaker 7 (12:33):
Oh. Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Anything else you want to say? Are you done? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Can we allow two? Well, if I'm scared to talk
because you're going to just butt in. Oh, he's giving
you the room. This is incredible.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I want to move on so badly.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
I don't care. Let's do it. Kieran's here. Hi, Kieran.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Hi, Kieran.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
What's your superpower, Kieran?

Speaker 10 (12:52):
My superpower is getting babies to sleep.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Have you met my friend Bree?

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Do you want to come over to my house, Kieran?

Speaker 7 (12:59):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I would love to have you over. How does 3 a.m. sound?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
What's the secret? Can you sum it up easily?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Depends on the baby.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
Just, you know, different techniques for different child children.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I think rocking them, rubbing their foreheads. Bumpats? You must
have an energy that babies appreciate, Kieran.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Must do.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Calming energy.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay, that's a very useful superpower. Let's go to Taylor. Hi, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Hi, Taylor.

Speaker 12 (13:33):
Hi, long-time listener, first-time caller here.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
How are you doing? Go, Taylor. Go, Taylor.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Good to have you on, Taylor. What's your superpower?

Speaker 12 (13:44):
So my weird power is if I've been to.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
A location even once and I see a photo with
part of that location in it.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I can identify it. So for example, a friend sent
a photo of.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
A drink she had in Thailand and I had been there.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
Before and I was able to ask if it was
a certain bar because I could see the floor and
I recognised it.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Holy hell. You're like Google Maps. You're like Google Street View.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I wish it was like a photographic memory for other things,
but it doesn't seem to really come in handy.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Isn't that annoying? Because I feel like I've got a
really good memory for things like song lyrics, but I
can't remember phone numbers, you know?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, same.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Mine's for movies, but nothing else.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Lara's here. Hey, Lara. Hi, Lara.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
What's your mum's superpower, Lara?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
My mum's superpower?

Speaker 12 (14:31):
You know when you're on the trampoline and you get, like, electrocuted?

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
My mum is... Always electrocuting people.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Really? She's statically charged, your mother?

Speaker 12 (14:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
I wonder what that means in a person. It must
mean they have something in their body or their system.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Does she wear a lot of polyester, your mother?

Speaker 11 (14:51):
No, she is a cotton person.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Okay. Okay. Does she go down a lot of plastic
slides at playgrounds? They always used to charge me up
going down the plastic slide.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 11 (15:06):
No, my mum, no.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
You've got the amazing electric mother, Lara.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
It says on Google that the body is building up
and releasing static electricity.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
But I wonder why.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Maybe she needs earthing.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, maybe she needs grounding. Maybe she's one of those cars.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know how those cars used to have a bit
of rubber hanging out the back on the ground? Maybe
your mum needs to drag a bit of rubber behind her, Lara.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
My mum, she is grounding all day, but oh well.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
She's obviously thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
She needs a good pair of rubber shoes, maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
We are Splitsy Superpower. Someone said, I have the power
of mind control, but it only works on myself.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
See?

Speaker 1 (15:46):
I don't even have that.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's a great power, though, to have good mind control.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Tim said, I can measure distance in metres with my
strides down to 2% accuracy.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I see I need to see that now. I'd love
to see Tim in action.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
He must just be the perfect height. He must be
the perfect leg length.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, like his stride is like a perfect metre.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Because everyone's stride is meant to be approximately a metre.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I feel like builders have an incredible knack for measuring
things just by eyeballing it.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
My superpower is addition and multiplication. Super beneficial when doing
girl math to justify buying something I don't need. Yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
That is good. What about this?

Speaker 6 (16:23):
I can tell you what helicopter is flying over by
just the sound of it.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
I've heard of a train spotter.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
That's like people, what about people like that woman on
Clarkson's farm who can tell what bird it was just
by hearing it?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
She was amazing.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
She was incredible.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, yeah. If you give me a bunch of paper,
I can tell you if that will fit into a
small envelope or not. Love that. That's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Someone said, I can spot a cop car from miles away.
People doubt me until it drives past.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, good. You're like those radar detectors. I can play
Mary Had a Little Lamb on my head like a bongo.
It doesn't come through on the phone, though. I tried
it with Fletchford and Hayley. I had to send them
a video, and they left me on scene. Those morning rascals.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Where is that person? We need to bring him into
the studio.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
For a performance.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll mic you up.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I remember.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We should put them in the ZDM acoustic corner.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
That would be.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
To perform Mary Had a Little Lamb on their bongo heads.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Impressive. Yeah. I remember as a kid I used to
hit my head and it would sound hollow.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Let's just see if I've still got it. I'll push
your mic up.

Speaker 12 (17:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Wow. Is it pretty hollow?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Wow, that was like an empty coconut.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
They always said there wasn't much going on up top.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Why didn't you say that was your superpower? I don't
give a shit about the sourdough.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I forgot about it until just then. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
What mine sounds like now. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, you give it a go.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
So you just hit it on the top.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Ow.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
You've got to take your headphones off.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Oh, okay. Here we.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Go.

Speaker 9 (18:13):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Hello, come in. Anything? Someone's in here.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
ZM's Brianne Clint.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Brianne Clint brought to you by KFC, obviously, which is
why I thought this was interesting. KFC are entering the
breakfast game.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
I saw this over in Australia, right?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, not here. Not here. In Australia, they've tested it
at Sydney Airport. It's been a hit. So they're going
to roll it out in the Gold Coast.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
In Melbourne. What's on the menu? Yeah, that's what it
comes down to, right?

Speaker 7 (18:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I love KFC. I don't know how many people are
getting a quarter pack at 7am. Well, at an airport
you would because there is no time at the airport.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
No, time doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Airport time. Quarter pack and a beer. How good. KFC
breakfast menu looks like this. Bacon and egg rolls.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
BLTs with avocado.

Speaker 12 (19:02):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Chicken, bacon and egg rolls.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Wait, so the BLT, isn't that a blat?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, it's a blat. Bacon, lettuce, avocado and tomato. They
should do a chlat.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
What's a– oh, chicken on there.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Chicken, lettuce, avocado.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Cane.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Could KFC do like a chicken bacon?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I don't see why not.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah. Chicken– Just mix all the animals. Chicken toasty. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chicken that's been like cured. Oh, you mean like actual
chicken bacon. You know how you can get turkey bacon?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I don't– yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I think you can get chicken bacon in New Zealand too.
It's meant to be lower in fat.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
They can press anything into a mould.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Chicken toasties. Okay. And breakfast wraps with chicken, bacon and
egg inside of them. There's a few other things too.
They're doing avocado toast, which I'm not sure about that. And,
of course, hash browns. I'll tell you who this is
great news for. KFC doing breakfast is great news for
people who suffer from hangovers because, I mean, I don't

(20:03):
suffer from them as often as I used to. Yeah.
But when I did... Should I be up early? Should
it be one of those hangovers that won't let you
sleep and only the Colonel can cure? It is hell
on earth waiting for that restaurant to open at 10 a.m.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
It's so long. It's like time stops.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I remember being sat outside. This is probably a low
point for me, but being sat outside KFC Ponsonby.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
When?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
At like 9.30 on a Sunday morning. Just like. Grim. Please.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Please open up.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Please. I need help.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I'm dying out here.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Anyway, not anymore, obviously. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
I'm trying to think of, I mean, they could, you
know what they could do that I haven't seen?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
They could do waffles, chicken and waffles.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
So Claudia said that before too, yeah, chicken and waffles.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
It's a sitter for KFC.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Maple syrup.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Chicken and waffles, keen for that from KFC.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Well, if you're listening, KFC, listen to this talk. We've
got ideas.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Chicken tender strips and some waffles.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd eat it. That's the hot KFC news.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. The Tea, live from LA
with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Dean, Beyonce has people talking about her latest piece of merch.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yes, merch. Let me just describe it and then you
tell me what you think about this. So it's a box, okay?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
It's a box.

Speaker 8 (21:28):
It's called the Bee Keeper, B-E-Y.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Love it. Very, very well thought out.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
The Beyonce Hive. Only 500 of these have been made,
and they are designed for you to collect your vinyls
and display your vinyls in them.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Okay. So they cost $ 948 US.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's an empty box, is it, Dean?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
It's an empty box and there's no vinyls in it.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
That's where the upset has come from. So you get
the box in the mail. There's only 500 of them,
you know, very fabulous. And you open it up and
it's just literally an empty box. And people are like, nothing.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Now, Dean, I love that you're giving her the benefit
of the doubt and saying it's very fabulous. It's not.
It's a wooden box. It's not painted. It looks like
an apple crate. It looks like something you get from
a farmer's market that comes stuffed with straw and some
organic apples inside it. And she wants $ 1, 000 for it. Yep.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
It's pretty crazy. She just became a billionaire recently.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I think she's, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
And I think we now know why.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I've just had a little closer look at the box.
I mean, it's velvet lined, the box.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
And it has a leather strap as if you're going
to carry your wooden crate of Beyonce vinyls around, which
you're not. But it's kind of the perfect scam though, Dean,
because then you have to then go out and buy
all of Beyonce's back catalogue on vinyl, don't you? It
doesn't come with the vinyls inside it for that $ 1, 000? No,
it doesn't come with a thing.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Not a single vinyl.

Speaker 8 (23:05):
You open it up and you're like.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Surely the Beyonce, this is a thing for the Beyonce
super fans.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It's also a bit of an IQ test, you know?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
It looks like a B house, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
It's like when you see someone who had all five
versions of Taylor Swift's previous album on vinyl so they
could get the different colours. It says a lot about
the person, doesn't it? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
I mean, smart from the artist because they're making a
ton of money.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
You going to get one, Dean?

Speaker 4 (23:33):
No. No.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
No.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
But she's made $ 500, 000 on these things.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
500 of them at $ 1, 000 each, 500 grand.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Do you reckon she just needed another Porsche or something?

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I really want that other Porsche. That's the tea with
Team McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Friend of mine hadn't been to the dentist in 14 years.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
I know. What the hell, eh?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
What's that?

Speaker 7 (24:00):
2011.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Has he not been to the dentist since 2011? I
feel like that's right.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
That makes me feel.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh, no, that's 15 years.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
2012.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
2012, same, same. Give or take. It makes me feel ill.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Is your friend, who hasn't been to the dentist for
14 years, are they particularly hygienic? Like, do you think
they're a flosser, electric toothbrusher?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
That's a great question. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:27):
I would say they give off that they have pretty
good hygiene.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
But I don't know if they're flossing every day.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
14 years though.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
14 years.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
I said to him, I was like, what made you
finally go to the dentist?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
And he said he had a bit of pain.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Debilitating tooth pain, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
And I was like, yep, well, that'll do it. Anyway,
he went along to the dentist.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
I was so intrigued as to how much was wrong
with his teeth, if anything.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
And I've got the results.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
He's been to the dentist.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
After 14 years. And I can confirm three fillings.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh, three.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Not too bad.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, not too bad.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
I mean, not great because any filling isn't good.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
No.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
But three after 14 years, I said to him, how
much did it cost you all up, like your visit
to the dentist and the fillings? He said, all up,
it cost me around $ 1, 800.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
That's a reason why people don't go as well. They're
scared of what it's going to cost.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
But to put that into perspective.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
That much over 14 years?

Speaker 1 (25:37):
It's less than $ 100 a year. Pretty cheap. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Like, not too bad.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Some people are just lucky in the mouth department.

Speaker 6 (25:44):
I've talked to my dentist a few times about this,
and he said it is genetics.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Some people's saliva, I think, is superior.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
Some people genetically just have teeth.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
That are better than other people's.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
My wife is one of those people.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Some people are lucky.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I think she hadn't been for like five years or something,
and I was like, you've got to go.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm going three times a year. You've got to go.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You've got to go get them cleaned.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
And she's like, oh, I can't be bothered. And then
she went, and I was like, uh-oh, here we go.
What's it going to be? Same thing. I was like,
you have to tell me what we're in for. She
came back, and the dentist said to her, perfect teeth.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
She doesn't even have to have them cleaned.

Speaker 8 (26:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Because I feel like, oh, God, I need to go
once a year.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I think I'm going to the dentist tomorrow. Are you?
I think so. I go so often that I forget.
I just put it on my calendar.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
I feel like I go.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, I'm going tomorrow at 10 a.m. before our photo shoot.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
That's crazy coincidence.

Speaker 7 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
I feel like I go too often. You and I
go to the same dentist.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, yeah. Well, we're on the dental plan. Yeah. So
we just get booked in. It's the best thing I've
ever done because they just put it in my diary
and I go. It doesn't become my responsibility to get
around to it, you know?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I'm not going to lie. I'd rather go less.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Would you?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yeah, I just feel like it makes me anxious.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 (26:56):
Because I get anxious that there's going to be something
wrong and then that costs money and then it hurts
and there's pain.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Oh, well, get over it. You know what?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
People say you're not an empath. I disagree. I thought
we could ask people this afternoon, is this you? Did
you not go to the dentist for years?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Have you not been to the dentist for years?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Maybe right now you haven't been for over 10 years.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What's the damage after your big gap? Or are you
one of these teeth unicorns?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, where your teeth just last longer.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
You know some people don't believe in dentists?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
They're like, no, it's a scam.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's not a scam.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I know it's not, but some people, I've met people.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
It's like people who go, getting your car.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Service, scam.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Yeah, yeah. What's the one I heard on the weekend? Oh, no,
you shouldn't wear sunscreen in winter because otherwise your body
will get vitamin D deficient.

Speaker 9 (27:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Sunscreen, scam.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
You know what is a scam? Extended warranty.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Well, let's not get into that.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You're tricking me with it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So we want to know how long between dentist visits
and what was the damage. Laura's here. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Hey, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
How are you? Good, thanks.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
Tell us what was the amount of time you spent
before you went back to the dentist?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Many, many, many years. I do go all of the
time now. As a child, I didn't go to the
dentist and it left me with horrific overcrowding and a
baby tooth at 30 years old.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Oh, whoa.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
You had a baby tooth when you were 30?

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Where?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I said that Olivia Deen song. Where in your mouth
was it?

Speaker 5 (28:42):
It was one of my incisors. I had an adult
tooth that did not come through because I had a
benign bony tumour in the way.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Oh, my God. You've been through it, Laura.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
The person who needs to go to the dentist the
most was the person not going to the dentist, Laura.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Yes, that is correct. Go to the dentist, kids.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, good message. Thank you, Laura. Let's go to Jess. Jess,
you've been skipping the dentist? I have.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
How long in between drinks, Jess?

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Can you guys help me with the math? Because I
last went, I was in primary school, and I'm 30 now.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
So minimum 20 years.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (29:23):
So I went to those little dentists on wheels that
came around to school.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I remember those. They were great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah. So what you're saying, Jess, what you're saying is
we need a dentist on wheels to come and park
outside your work.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh my gosh, that will be life-changing.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Do it.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
So wait, you're telling me, Jess, that you've never paid
to go see a dentist? Never.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
I have never had a dentist.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Wow. Are you scared to go?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
No.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
No, I'm fine. Like, I reckon it's all good. I've
got no pain.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Like, it'll be fine. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah, yeah.
My friend's dad had a business and was a dentist
on wheels, and he would go around all of the
mining towns in Australia, and he would just park up
in this town centre for two weeks and get both
ends of the FIFO, and these guys would come through,
drop huge cash, because he could do it all there,

(30:17):
and they'd be like, oh, you fixed me up, doc.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's smart from him.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
And then pack up and roll off to the next place.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
I wonder if there's any dentists on wheels in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Do they still do that in schools?

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, that's such a good idea.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
I believe most schools. Some schools they'll drop like a–
like a port-a-com onto the school grounds for a few
weeks and get all the kids seen. Or there's one
dental clinic that services all of the schools in that area.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
I remember the dentist on wheels in primary school. That
was the one that told me I had a huge
mouth and that's why I didn't need braces because all
my teeth fit.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
You should get into radio. Taylor's here. Hi, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Hi, Taylor.

Speaker 12 (30:58):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Tell us, how long since you've been to the dentist?

Speaker 12 (31:02):
I'm one of those that haven't been since I was
a kid, so about 10 or 11 years old, and
I'm 24 now.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Are you going to go, Taylor?

Speaker 12 (31:09):
I actually have recently been, and that was only because
I started to get my first ever bit of toothache.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
And what was the damage?

Speaker 12 (31:18):
The damage came to 14 fillings, so one per year
that I haven't been to the dentist. They want to
extract my wisdom tooth because the wisdom tooth is causing...
the cavity on the tooth next to it, and that's
where I was getting the pain.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (31:33):
And my bank account is going to drop just under
four grand.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Wow, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Do you have any teeth that don't have a... I mean,
half your teeth.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Half of your teeth.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (31:43):
They gave me a printout, and you can see every
single tooth with a cavity in it.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Taylor.

Speaker 11 (31:47):
And I won't say it's pretty extreme, but.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
I don't get toothache. And they said to me as
well that my teeth, for what they.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
Are, are actually beautiful.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
So.

Speaker 12 (31:54):
I don't know. I know.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Taylor, can I say.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
Good on you for actually going, considering you hadn't been
for so long and actually dealing with it.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Is this going to change you? Are you now going
to be a daily flosser and an annual dentist?

Speaker 12 (32:06):
I really will be.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Or do you kind of want to collect the other
teeth and, you know, catch them all?

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Cavity them all, as they say. Taylor, so you've had
all the fillings?

Speaker 12 (32:21):
No, I haven't gone back yet.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's going to take a few visits. They can't do
14 fillings in one day.

Speaker 12 (32:26):
Yeah, no, it will. It'll take some time, and I've
got a six-month-old too, so we're just taking our time.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh, Taylor, you're going through it, mate.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah, you poor thing. Any root canals in those 14 fillings?

Speaker 7 (32:36):
No, no.

Speaker 11 (32:37):
Oh, well, that's a plus.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
None of them are bad, so I'm pretty lucky.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh, well, that's good. Hey, you're a glass. Taylor's got
a great attitude, eh?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
No, I've never heard anyone who needs 14 fillings in
an extraction say I'm very lucky.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I'm pretty lucky, guys. Good on you, Taylor.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Good on you. I feel like starting a giveaway for Taylor.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
I did not think she was going to say 14.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I haven't been to the dentist in 20 years and
I'm all good. No fillings, nothing.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Someone else said, my husband hasn't been to the dentist
since 2013 and has never had a filling. Me, on
the other hand, I go every year and I need
at least one filling per year. I also clean my
teeth way more than him.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, this is what I was talking about.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
It's genetics.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Some of us just got shitty teeth.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 8 (33:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Which is annoying.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
It's like those people with perfectly straight teeth who never
needed braces.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
That's like me. I got the straight teeth, but my
teeth aren't the best. I've had a few fillings.

Speaker 9 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Have you had a root canal before?

Speaker 4 (33:32):
No.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh, awful.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Oh, and it's so bad when they're like, is it
numb yet? And you're like, no, I can feel that.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Oh, let's take this big needle back in there then. Oh,
you have to.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
Anyway.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Anyway, go to the dentist.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Go to the dentist. Get your teeth clean. They feel good.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Let's play Google Down.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for
Brinklin's Google Down.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
Honk.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Google down time to find out who is the fastest
Googler in the team and they play for you. 50
KFC chicken dollars on the line. Ella's last game.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Ella's last game.

Speaker 11 (34:15):
My last game.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Can she get it done?

Speaker 11 (34:19):
Can I bring it home? Probably not. Bring the bacon home,
they say.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You're a vegan.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Bring the.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Yeah, what do vegans say?

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Tofu!

Speaker 7 (34:27):
Tofu!

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Bring the tofu home.

Speaker 11 (34:29):
The tofu strips home.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Bring home the tofu.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Nah, don't worry. We've got enough food here. You don't
need to bring anything.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
You keep your food to yourself.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
All right, here we go. Everyone bring a plate, except
for Ella.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Screw you.

Speaker 11 (34:41):
I want my carrots alone.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Put these questions into Google. You always threaten me with
a good time.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Focus, everyone.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Buy me a drink first. First person to yell out
the correct answer, I'll give you a point. First to
three takes the win. Question number one. How tall is
Somba in centimetres?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Oh, shoot.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
She said centimetres.

Speaker 12 (35:05):
Sure did.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Am I allowed to guess?

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Because I have an answer, but.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
201. 201.

Speaker 11 (35:17):
200.6.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Clint is correct.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
Damn it.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Approximately 201 centimetres.

Speaker 11 (35:23):
67.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Question number two. Who is the most famous dog in
the world?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Toto.

Speaker 11 (35:33):
The Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
The Wizard of Oz. Come on, Ella. It's your last game.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Clifford, the big red dog.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Hachio. Hachicho.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Everyone's back in.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Snoopy-doo.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, I think you started just before I did. Everyone's
back in.

Speaker 7 (35:53):
Snoopy.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Snoopy.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Ella's out.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Lassie.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
I'm not going to give it to anyone because that.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Was a train wreck. What the hell? The answer that
I got was Lassie. That's what I was looking for.
No points.

Speaker 10 (36:04):
I've realised my phone's doing Scooby-Doo, but it's showing a
picture of Lassie, so I should have done better.

Speaker 11 (36:09):
I'm sorry. Who's Lassie? Ted Lasso's dog?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Nice. Question number three.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
In what year did the Warriors join the NRL competition?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
1995.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh, give us a chance.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
It's correct. It is 95. Give me a chance. We
move on to question four. Two to Clint.

Speaker 11 (36:30):
Two for Clint and none for anyone else?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
And none for anyone else. Especially not that Glenn Coco fella.
Question number four.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
How many episodes of The Simpsons currently exist?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
809.

Speaker 11 (36:45):
Mine hasn't even loaded.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yet.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
She saves the game.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
That was quick little fingers from me.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
809 is correct.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
About 700 too many.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Yeah. We move on to question five. What was the
number one song on the 29th of July, 2026? Floater.

Speaker 11 (37:15):
Promiscuous Nelly Furtado.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Choose in Texas by Ella Langley.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Clint's just won the game.

Speaker 11 (37:23):
Oh, I thought you said 2006.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Can I just say that I got a message from
Claudia before this game.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
And she said, hey, we're going to throw Google down
to let Ella win. Okay, deal? Deal? And I said, yeah, okay,
I like that. The second the game started, Claudia went
tooth and nail for the win.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
No!

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I messaged you.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
Saying I'm going to get one to make it look believable,
and look who won, Clint.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Ella couldn't even get a point. I don't want to
win like that. Honestly, I'm staying out of it. What
a train wreck.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
That was awful. Look, it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Clint gets the win. We will find someone.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Can I donate the win to Ella?

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Okay. Matt, you chose Ella, and she lost, but for
some reason you get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Nice, Matt.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Thank you. Good on you, Matt. Well done. Love you, Matt.

Speaker 11 (38:13):
I'm going to miss you.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Thanks.

Speaker 11 (38:15):
Yeah, when I leave on Friday.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, all right. GG, Zella. The bloody hell are you doing?
I play the Dolphins on Saturday, but I don't need
to tell you that, all right?

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Everyone knows the nation is on the edge of their seats.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
The whole country is being encouraged to wear their Warriors
gear on Friday, wear it to work on Friday. Obviously,
wear it on Saturday too, but we're seeing we can
take over the whole country with wear it for the
wars on Friday. God, I would love to be there
on Saturday. I knew I didn't stand a chance in
the ticket queue. I saw people around me being disappointed.
They went so fast. But as happens with these things,

(39:02):
the scalpers have got in there. And you can still
get a ticket to this weekend's Warriors game, but you're
going to have to pay through the nose to someone.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
How much is a Warriors ticket going for?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
So all season, these tickets have been between $ 25 and $ 50.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
They're so reasonably priced to go see the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I don't know if there was a markup on the finals.
It's actually the NRL that sells the tickets for the finals.
It's not the club. So I don't know what they
sold for. But if you were able to get in there,
particularly if you were a member, you were able to
buy eight tickets at a time.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Really?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
I think maybe some people have got greedy. Even if
they had a family of four, they've bought eight so
they can put them on track. Not everybody. Warriors community
is very good. But some people... Like the fact that
there are already tickets on Trade Me, bundles of four tickets.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
You know, it makes me think that some people are
taking the piss a bit. But you can go this weekend.
You can still go if you want.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
For how much, though?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Trade Me currently has four tickets to the Warriors for $ 1, 200.
So how much is that a ticket?

Speaker 7 (40:03):
$ 300.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
$ 300, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
$ 300 for a ticket?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Those are pretty good seats, those ones.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (40:06):
Right on halfway.

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Like down low or in the nosebleeds?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Down low, right on halfway. Okay. I'm not justifying, and
I'm just saying, you can get four GA tickets to
sit on the hill.

Speaker 7 (40:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
That'll cost you $ 800.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Oh, that's a joke.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You can get two pretty decent tickets around the stadium
in different places for between $ 500 and $ 600.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah. Which is a long way from $ 25 to $ 50. God,
that sucks.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
It really sucks when people do that.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It sucks too because if they don't sell them, if
there's not someone out there that is willing to pay
$ 1, 200 for four tickets, are those four seats going to
be empty? No one gets to enjoy it. Which is
not what we want. That's not what we want.

Speaker 7 (40:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, anyway, they, Mount Smart, I think it seats 26,000 people.
There's strong rumours that if the Warriors win the next
home game, which will be in two weeks' time, is
going to get moved to Eden Park, which is 50,000 people.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
So twice the amount of people will be able to
go to the game.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
But if they win, they get a buy.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
And then they don't play. Like it won't be next weekend.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
No, in two weeks' time. Yeah, yeah. And Eden Park is, what, 50,000?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
So it's a lot more seats. It's double, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
So you probably would be able to get a ticket then.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, but it's all maybe. They have to win yet.
So anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Well, if they lose, they're going to play again anyway.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Because they finished in the top two.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
But do they get to play at home again?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
If you've got a spare $ 1, 200 and three friends.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Can you lend me that money?

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Can we come?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Yeah, we'll fill the other two seats.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
ZM's Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
I saw this story from one of the big news
sites asking what big brands and stores we want to
come to New Zealand and they listed some. I never
know with these things if that's because they know something
that we don't know. Probably. And they're starting to plant
the seed. Like that kind of happened in the few
years leading up to IKEA coming here. There are all
these stories about how much New Zealanders love IKEA and

(42:27):
want IKEA.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
I also think it's them doing market research.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, right. Okay.

Speaker 7 (42:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
So I've got the list here and I'm wondering if
we can add to this list. So the list of
businesses that they've suggested could be good to come to
New Zealand. 7-Eleven.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Oh, I love 7-Eleven.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
I've never been to a 7-Eleven. Is it better than
a night and day?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
7-Eleven known for their slushy machines.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, okay. Is it better than the... Yeah, right. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
They're just fun and cool.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
In-N-Out Burger.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
What? I know we have an abundance of burger chains
in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
We've got so many burger places.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
But In-N-Out Burger.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
You would want it?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah. It's the first place I go. Whenever I go
to California, it's the first place I go. I'm not
going to lie.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Every time I've been there, like, it's not bad. I'm like, oh, yeah.
But I'm not like, whoa, this is amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Do we need an Apple store?

Speaker 3 (43:22):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Do we?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
What can you get in an Apple store that you
can't just get off the Apple website?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
The Apple Geniuses.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
What's an Apple genius?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Like people, you go in there and you go, my
phone's doing this weird thing and they can help you.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, I think they're called Apple geniuses.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
God, they'd be so good for our parents, eh? Yeah.
So we don't have to fix their phones.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
And you send them to the Apple store.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I was quite shocked when I moved to New Zealand
that there was no Apple store here.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
LD, the supermarket?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Oh, LD's pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
You got LD in Australia, right?

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
What's good about LD?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
LD, just cheap, honestly.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Cheap, okay, right.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
And they have like weird and cool products.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, okay. Uniqlo.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
If you don't know about Uniqlo, it's... Where have you been? It's...
They say basics, but it's really good quality clothing. And
they have everything. They've got really good denim. They've got
really good shirts.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I'm wearing a Uniqlo t-shirt right now.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
So am I. Yeah. Japanese Uniqlo.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
They're very good stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
There's a strong rumour that's coming.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, we've heard that for a while.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Or at least a big store in New Zealand is
going to start stocking Uniqlo, which would be good. There's
a bunch of others on there. But what can we add?
What do we want to come to New Zealand? I
reckon Chipotle would go really good in New Zealand. Yes.
Either Chipotle or the Aussie Guzmani Gomez.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Would go well. I'd like either or.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Because where do we get our burritos from in New Zealand?

Speaker 7 (44:50):
There.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
What's the big burrito place for us?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Mexicali.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh, Mexicali.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Zambriero.

Speaker 11 (44:57):
Zambriero used to be near me, and I'll get fat
burritos all the time.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I haven't seen many of those around recently, though.

Speaker 11 (45:04):
No, they're disappearing. I'm so gutted. They're really good.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Do we need an egg slut?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
What? Yes, please.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Egg slut.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Huh?

Speaker 7 (45:12):
You know.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
What?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
E-G-G-S-L-U-T.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
What is that?

Speaker 11 (45:16):
Are you just trying to say that word on radio?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Isn't it like a breakfast chain in the UK?

Speaker 11 (45:20):
They make sandwiches or something?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Yeah, I think so. Ooh.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's a business.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
God, interesting name for the business.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Hooters.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Do we need a.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
I quite like Hooters.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I'm a fan.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
For the chips, right? No, for the wings.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Oh, the wings.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Do you remember when I dragged you there one time?
I was like, let's go.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
You did not have to drag me. I remember when
you and I skipped arm and arm to a Hooters
in Los Angeles.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Let's go to Hooters.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Bree's like, it's really good. We should go. And I'm like,
I know it's really good. We should definitely go.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
What about an IHOP?

Speaker 1 (46:01):
IHOP International House of Pancakes. Oh, yum.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
It is pretty fun to go to IHOP.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Remember we ended up at an IHOP at 2 in
the morning in LA after we went to that strip club?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
You're really incriminating us in this break. We didn't end
up there. Like Claudia said, we skipped it. It was
all part of the plan.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Do you know they can't sell alcohol in a strip
club in Los Angeles?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Full stop? Full stop.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Full stop.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
It's a weird place to be when you can't be drinking.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Are you supposed to be sober in there?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
No, I think you're meant to go pre-drunk.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Because it's not fun sober.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I think they had quite a few problems, so they
had to get rid of the alcohol.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Anywhere else?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Any other suggestions?

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Producers?

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Do we cover it all?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah, I feel like you've topped it.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
I'm keen for Hooters, though.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Should we buy the franchise?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Should we bring a Hooters to New Zealand?

Speaker 11 (46:50):
I want to see you work there, Bree.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Business would be booming.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Dead end Franklin.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Worst feeling ever to be on a losing streak.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
I'm sure we've all been a part of teams that
have gone on a losing streak.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Becomes a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy too because you
start going, well, I can't win. So then you lose.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
Yeah, and then you get into your own head and
you're like, oh, everything becomes that much harder.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Kiwi driver, Scott McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
McLaughlin. McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
McLaughlin.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
That's what I said, McLaughlin.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, what you said.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Scott.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
Scott currently competes in the IndyCar series over in America.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
He's an incredible driver. I've followed this guy for a
long time. He was in NASCAR. He's done V8 supercars.
He's done it all. My dad's obsessed with him. He
reckons he's one of his most favourite drivers ever.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
He's only 33. Is he?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Oh, he's unbelievable. He's been having an awful season. in
the IndyCar over in America, though. Terrible season. He was
on a 35 race losing streak.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
35 races.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
35 races he's lost. But he broke that losing streak
over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
As sharp as they come, Scott McLaughlin delivering.

Speaker 8 (48:22):
He snaps a 35 race winless streak.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Scott McLaughlin ends the season on a high. Shoots it
to the moon. McLaughlin wins at Laguna Seca. Felt pretty good.
Felt pretty good, yeah. You could see him.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Obviously, you couldn't see his face because he had a
helmet on.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
But you could see him pumping the fist like he
was so stoked to win. It's a bit like in
the recent F1 race. Pierre Gasly, he got pole position
for the first time in his career.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, that feels a bit different, though, because there's some
Formula One drivers who will just never win a race.
And they know, you know that you're not a winning
Formula One driver, but you're still in Formula One.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah, because the cars are different. Yeah, which I still,
I love F1, but I'm still not on board with
how all the cars are different.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
It's different in a team sport, though, because to go
winless for a long time, God, that's got to suck.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
You know? Because every week you've got to get back
out there, train together, and be like, guys, this is
our week. We've got to put in our best effort.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
We've got to turn it all around.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
And you know you're not going to win. You know
you're not going to win. Like, you might be going
up against Canterbury this weekend, and you're like, This is
our weekend to turn it around. And someone on the
team is going to go, well, statistically it's not our week,
but let's just do our best anyway.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'll never forget when I was younger, played in this
soccer team and we had an absolute gun team one
year and we went to the grand final and we won.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
And the following year, it was what I call a
rebuilding year for us. A lot of the girls had
gone away to university, et cetera, and so we had
no one.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
And we sucked bad. I don't think we won a
game all season.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
And to go from winning the whole comp to the
following year and we could not win a game.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
They call that going from the penthouse to the crap house.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Oh, God.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
And it was so hard to motivate yourself, like to
train or to do anything. You're like, well, we're going
to lose anyway.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
It's not just in sport. You could be on a
losing streak for things like job interviews too. You know
where you're like, I'm going to get out there. I'm
going to do it.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
25 job applications later, you're like.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
At what point do you give up and you just
go on the benefit?

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
You know?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
What about a losing trivia team?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, but do people go into trivia teams expecting to win?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
The trivia team.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
When I play Go On A Quiz Night, I'm just
there to drink.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Remember how I joined that trivia team recently? Oh, yeah.
Some other people you know are a part of the team.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Brie was on a celebrity trivia team.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
There was one guy in there. He was out for blood.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
He was one of the most unbelievable trivia players I've
ever seen.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Do we know him?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
You don't know him, but I've never seen any. He
was like a human computer.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
And he was there to win every single week.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yeah, that was his sport.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Yeah, yeah. It was his arena.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I loved it. I was like, I'm here to support
you in any way I can.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
We want to know how long your losing streak was,
be it sport. work, dating, could be anything. If you
know the length of your streak and how long it
went for, oh, $ 800, 000. Have you broken it?

Speaker 12 (51:41):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Or are you still on it?

Speaker 6 (51:43):
What if someone's been on like 25 first dates in
a row?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
No second dates.

Speaker 7 (51:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
What's your attitude like? How do you keep yourself motivated?

Speaker 3 (51:51):
You give up eventually.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Or do you need a Breeinclint pep talk, you know?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
ZDM's Breeinclint.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Scott McLaughlin has finally broken a 35 losing streak. He's
lost 35 race losing streak, sorry.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
And he took the win. Came first. He's broken the
curse and people are excited for him.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
What was his name again?

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Scott McLaughlin.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
He's one of our best drivers. He's right up there
with Shane.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Brothers?

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Cousins.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Distant cousins, I think. So we've asked, what's your losing
streak like? How long are you on a losing streak?
Someone said 11 years, and I still haven't beat my
missus in an argument, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Hey, Johnny, just stick with it.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Just stick with it. It's got to come eventually. I'm
not sure you want to win. I'm not sure you
want to break that losing streak.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Someone said, I'm on a being single streak coming up
to nearly 26 years.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
26 years, yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
I need to know, is that person 26?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Like, have they always been single?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Or, you know, was their last relationship when they were
like 25? And do you.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Want to be single?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
It kind of seems like they don't, doesn't it?

Speaker 6 (53:04):
I feel like the longer you are single, the more
comfortable you'd get.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah. Someone said, does it count as a losing streak
with my colleagues as to who stacks the dishwasher in
the staff room? It's been nine months. That counts.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
That counts.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
They know that if they don't do it, you will.
And you know if you don't do it, no one will.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
You've got to, I think, put your foot down and
just have a standoff.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I told you about what I did at my workplace
when this was happening, right?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Because I can't be amongst dirty dishes. I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
Don't encourage that person to do what you did. You
took a poo in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
No, I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
People washed their dishes then, didn't they?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
I didn't do that.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
That's why you got dismissed from MediaWorks.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
I did a poo in the cutlery drawer. No, I
started putting people's dishes in the rubbish bin.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
And I was like, if no one is going to
wash these, you don't deserve dishes. Didn't you get in trouble? Yeah,
I got hauled into front of management.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
And they were like, stop doing that.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
They said, what are you doing? And I explained my rationale.
I said, I am the only one in this office
that takes dishes out. If I don't, we'll be sitting
amongst dirty buttered chicken plates. Justin Bieber will come in
here for a fricking interview and there'll be someone's roast
lamb half eaten on a plate there. So what am
I doing? They don't deserve dishes. I'm taking them away.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Also, some pig has done a poo in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
That was almost a written warning, that one, actually. Someone said,
I'm on a 39-year lotto losing streak. Same. Same.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Someone said, I'm currently on a losing streak with my health.
I've been diagnosed with new medical conditions or impairments every
year for the last.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Five or six years. It's tragic, but it's just another
day for a chronic illness girlie. I've got a good
sense of humour about it.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Someone's texted and said 2021, fifth place. 2022, fourth place. 2023,
third place. 2024, second place. 2025, 2025. Second place. Got it.
Imagine you peak at second in this year, 2026, third place.
You'd be fuming. What about this?

Speaker 3 (55:25):
It said, when I was learning to play squash, I
played with rather large round women who had me running
left to right at the back of the court until
I mastered the drop shot. Lol, we played 346 games
before I took a game off of them.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Rather large round women.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
They're the best.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Yeah, they're bloody good at squash.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
They are very good.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
If they can control the court, you know.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
How dare you say that about them?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
What? If they can control the court.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
No, the thing you said before, they're very good at squash.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Squashing.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's so mean.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
That was your joke. I just said it. Oops. The
person who is on a 25-year single losing streak, they
have ticks back.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
They're 25.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Okay. I think that's fine then.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
It's just a... You just.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Haven't found someone good enough for you yet.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
How old was the person in Never Been Kissed?

Speaker 3 (56:20):
She was 38.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Yeah, so five years to go.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
I reckon.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
I need to know if that person's still listening, the
one that was like 2021 fifth place, 2022 fourth place,
what were you competing in?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah, good question.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
What is it in? And are you, when do you
get the result for 2026? Yeah, or have you quit?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
You gave up. I gave up.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Z & M' s Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
We take your birthday and we figure out what was
the number one song when you turned 16 and we'll
play our favourite.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Amy is very selflessly going to do her mum's birthday banger. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey, guys.
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Good, thank you, Amy. What is mum's name?

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Tracy.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Tracy. And what's her birthday?

Speaker 5 (57:06):
5th of October, 1960.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
All right.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
That's easy math for me. She was 16 in 1976.
And here's mum's birthday banner.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Mum has got a ripper, Amy.

Speaker 12 (57:24):
Yes, she does.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Is she there with you?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
No, sadly, she passed away 20 years.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Ago, but she would have loved that. Well, she got
a bloody rip-off.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Yes, she did.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That first posthumous birthday banger. Maybe.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I quite like that, as a nod to someone that's passed.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Through their birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Lisa's headed to a birthday banger. Hi, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Hi, Lisa.

Speaker 11 (57:53):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Good, thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Who's that?

Speaker 6 (57:59):
Kizia.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Hi, Kizia. Nice to have you on the radio, Kizia.
Have you ever been on the radio before, Kizia? No.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
First time listener, first time caller.

Speaker 12 (58:06):
Yeah, girl.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
First time caller.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Go, Kizia. Go, Kizia. That's so cool. Now let's do
mum's birthday banger. Lisa, what's your date of birth?

Speaker 4 (58:18):
The 2nd of May, 1983.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Right, that means you were 16 in 1999.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
And let's see what you got. Hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (58:34):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Lisa, please tell me you're a Shania fan.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Not really.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Not really. She's not really Kezia.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
What about you, Kezia?

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Are you a fan? I've never heard this.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
You would love it. You would love it, Kezia.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
You would be a fan.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Okay, I love it. Yay!

Speaker 3 (58:58):
I love Kezia.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
My God, Lisa, play that girl some Shania Twain.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Yeah, what are you doing, Lisa?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
You've got to educate the youth. That's our responsibility.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
You're depriving your kid of men. I feel like a woman.
We'll play it all evening.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Okay. Excellent. I don't believe you, but okay. One more
birthday banger for JR. Hi, JR. Hi, JR.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Hey, team.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
How you doing? Good, mate. What have you been doing today?

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Just work.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
I'd also like to say long-time listener, first-time caller.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:28):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
Feels good, JR, to finally get you on the radio.
Now that you're here, let's do your birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
What's your birthday?

Speaker 1 (59:41):
25th of September, 1992.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Lovely voice, I must say.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
What does a man with the name JR do for work?
Are you a sheriff?

Speaker 5 (59:50):
No, I am in forestry.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, that was my next guess. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I feel like he's in the car keys. You were
16 in 2008 and here's your birthday back. Oh, we've
got the trilogy today. That a bit of you, JR?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yes, I can definitely remember it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
What would you vote for? Probably Shania Twain.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Okay, noted, noted, noted. Thank you, JR.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
We'll take that on board.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
So we've got ABBA, Shania and P Money. That is
a ripping line-up of tunes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
It is a ripping line-up. There's only one clear winner
for me, though. Fuck, you're in my brain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I read your mind. Lisa, Kezia, you guys are the winners. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:00:42):
Enjoy your first listen, Kezia, of Shania Twain.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
That don't impress me much.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Fran Clint.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Shania Twain on ZM with Brian Clint. It's the winner
of Birthday Banger for Lisa and Kezia, if you're still listening, too.
Thanks for calling through, guys. That was number one in
the year 1999.

Speaker 6 (01:01:08):
People, people, I'm going to say I believe she's the
original Ella Langley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Oh, yeah. I would have thought Dolly Parton was the
original Ella Langley.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
No, she, well, she's the original Shania Twain.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Who?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Dolly Parton.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Dolly Parton is the original Shania Twain.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Oh, yeah, okay. I see what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
And then any before that?

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
I think Dolly is ground zero.

Speaker 7 (01:01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
For what?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Hot country musicians.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Hot country women, female musicians.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Who's that for the men?

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Willie Nelson. He was handsome in his day. Very handsome
in his day. Charlie Pryde.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Nelson?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash, the man in black.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I wouldn't say Johnny Cash was country, would you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Yep, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Good, I like it. Just hold your line.

Speaker 7 (01:02:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
You know, and then people go, oh, well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Clint's pretty positive. Clint seems pretty confident. Cliff Richards?

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Chester Biddington.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Big changes coming for social media in Australia, maybe, if
the government get their way. Okay, they've already banned it
for under-16s in Australia. Now, this new law change would
give people over the age of 16 a genuine choice
about whether they want to have algorithm-driven content or not.

(01:02:43):
So what they're proposing is that people have the ability
to turn the algorithm off.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Because you don't realize that the algorithm is a recent
invention as far as Instagram goes. We didn't used to
have it. It didn't used to work like that. So
the options are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah, you just used to be fed stuff from people
that you followed pages.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Correct, in the time that they posted it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
But now the algorithm creates this never ending loop of
just stuff like that you constantly are scrolling through.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
So your two choices, if they get their way in Australia,
at least will be. One, algorithmic feed, which is what
we have now. Personalised posts and video recommendations based on
your activity and interests and which businesses pay the most
money to force their product into your timeline, which they
say is bad because it sends people down a rabbit

(01:03:37):
hole and it influences their thinking in ways that are
maybe not healthy for them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Yeah, it's awful.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Or non-algorithm feed. which is content from your friends, accounts,
and creators that you've chosen to follow.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So your follow becomes incredibly important. I think that's what
it should be. Because that's the way that you see stuff,
and that's the way it always used to be.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
I feel like Zuckerberg and his people ruined it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Because it's just a big money-making machine, and they're like,
what if we can shove people's, like, what if we
can put stuff in people's feeds and shove brands down
their throats?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Been proven in recent lawsuits in the States that it
is intentionally designed to hold your attention for as long
as possible, even though they know the damage that that
can do and how addictive it is, particularly for young people.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
If it was just my friends like in my feed, God,
that would be boring as and I'd go outside for a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Walk or something.

Speaker 8 (01:04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
The issue with it is.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Oh, not my friend's bloody kid again. Here we go.
I'd be like, I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
But you'd go, cool, I've seen everything. Yep, I can
go out and live my life now. It also might
make you, it could be a positive for the social
media companies too because it might encourage us to, To
post more. Because there are a lot of people now
who just don't post. Because all you see is stuff
from fitness influencers and phenomenal cooks and things like that.

(01:05:06):
And you're like, well, why am I going to put
up my shitty beach photo? Yeah. But actually, if it
goes back to being a way that you get to
see what your friends are doing, then you might do it.
I don't know. It's only proposed at this stage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Do you get scared to post?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Do I get scared to post?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
I get scared to post. I'm like, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
There's more pressure on it these days than what there
used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
You know, like when it was just friends and family,
you're like, oh, I'll post this and I'll post that.
Whereas these days I'm like, oh, I'm going to not
post that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Oh, really?

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
People love your posts.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Sometimes I'm like, that's not funny enough. I'm not going
to post that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I feel like it's gotten to that point with me,
which sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
I'd love to know what the filter is when you
go to do a post, eh? Because you're like, does
it include me farting?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Was it on my mother? Yes. Wait, are you shocked?
Is she disgusted? Yes. Well, it ticks all the boxes,
up it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
Are you shocked.

Speaker 6 (01:06:06):
That I don't post because I get scared?

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Yeah, that there's a filter. I want to see the
shit that's on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 8 (01:06:14):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I want to see the stuff that didn't make the feed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
You don't want to see the dross that doesn't make it. Anyway,
watch this space.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Your timeline could be changing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
It's been a while since we've had Jojo Siwa news
on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Join guest in my podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Yeah, we've all enjoyed the break, to be honest. But
our producer Ella said there's Jojo Siwa news that we
need to get across.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Ella?

Speaker 11 (01:06:39):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
You're a big fan, hey, of JoJo Siwa. You always
have been, always will be, you always say.

Speaker 11 (01:06:45):
Yeah, they say cameras are a beast.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Yeah, Ella wears the bows still.

Speaker 11 (01:06:51):
Yeah, I have a JoJo bow.

Speaker 10 (01:06:53):
There's a question I want to ask you guys, and
JoJo Siwa inspired me to ask it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:06:58):
I'll have to play you this audio. She's in a podcast.
You will be giggling when you hear it, but then
I will ask the question.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Listen.

Speaker 9 (01:07:07):
It's funny that you ask about my accent. So I'm
from Nebraska originally, but I have a twang of an
English accent. And it's because of my boyfriend and his
family and his friends that we talk.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
To often, right?

Speaker 9 (01:07:20):
And so he doesn't hear it, his family doesn't hear it,
but Americans are like, where's your accent?

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
And I'm like, it's Nebraska.

Speaker 11 (01:07:25):
And they're like, that's not it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
How long have you been dating him?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
We've been together a year and five months.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Oh, nice!

Speaker 10 (01:07:32):
So my question is, one, can adults have their accent change?

Speaker 11 (01:07:38):
Maybe they have been living in Europe or wherever for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
For a year.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
But can it change in a year?

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
I have not heard.

Speaker 9 (01:07:45):
What the heck?

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
I did not hear one slight bit of an English
accent in that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
And she said that the English don't hear it, but
Americans do. So can you text us a 9696 if
you're American? Did you hear any British in Jojo Siwa's accent?
Not one bit. Because by Jojo Siwa's logic, I should
have an Australian accent from working with Brie so closely
for eight years.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah, because does she live in the UK?

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
She just lives with her boyfriend who is from the UK.

Speaker 11 (01:08:12):
And apparently her boyfriend is English friends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Yeah, well, he would do. This is quite an interesting
one for me because I feel like I have lived
in New Zealand for eight years now.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
And I.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Get told by my Australian friends, you've got a slight
Kibbe accent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:08:32):
Eight years feels right, though.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
What's that?

Speaker 11 (01:08:35):
Eight years feels an appropriate amount of time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
But this is eight years of total immersion.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
100%.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
You have been in New Zealand for eight years. But
this is what I want to ask you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Can you hear it in my accent?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
It's only said in words now where I remember that
you are Australian.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
There'll be things that you say.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
So you think I sound quite Kiwi now? When you
say Kiwi. Did you hear me then?

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Kiwi.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Or I'm just used to you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
When you say gone, we're like, oh, yeah, that's right,
you're Australian.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Or pool. Pool, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
I notice my Kiwi accent sometimes.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
You do?

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Like when I say certain things. Like what do I?

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Things. Nah, it's still there.

Speaker 11 (01:09:17):
Yeah, I would say you're definitely Australian.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
But certain words I just naturally say with a Kiwi
accent now, like France.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Like I've never said France or dance in my life,
but I say it now.

Speaker 11 (01:09:28):
What would you say?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Dance.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
See, naturally I go to say dance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Dance monkey.

Speaker 11 (01:09:35):
That's why you like the song so much.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Dance Monkey, Dance Monkey, Dance Monkey.

Speaker 11 (01:09:39):
Actually, Jojo Siwa singing that song would be quite similar.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
Awful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Yeah, you're right. Someone says, my parents are from Scotland,
and when I would go to their house in the
school holidays, I would come back from theirs with a
Scottish twang. I get it for a child. Yeah. Because
children are still picking things up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
They're impressionable.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Someone said, yes, adults can change. I'm Canadian, but I
have a bit of a British and Kiwi creep in
demanding on who I'm with.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Depending on who I'm with.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
In depending on who I'm with.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
I grew up in Canada and the UK, so it
confuses people about where I'm from. Been in New Zealand
now for 17 years and I'm much more.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
Kiwi sounding now. Oh my God, you're a total bitzer.
This is good. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:10:19):
A year though for Jojo?

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
Nuh-uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
So here's a test for Bree. Don't think about it, Bree.
Can you say, what does a king and a queen
live in?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
A king and a queen lives in a castle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
But what would you say, where do a king and
queen live in Australia?

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Castle.

Speaker 11 (01:10:36):
I love the Aussie accent, eh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
That great Aussie movie.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
The castle.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
The castle. Such a great film.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Rhi, can you please say hostel?

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Hostel. Hostel?

Speaker 11 (01:10:47):
Say necklace.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Necklace.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
They're close. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
That's the real Brie. There she is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
That's the Brie I remember. But I'm not, like, doing
it on purpose.

Speaker 6 (01:10:57):
Like, I think naturally I just go to say Kiwi
words the Kiwi way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Are you the Jojo Siwa of this show?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
I always said that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
I dream guest in my podcast. I'm so glad you asked.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Yes. Play ZM's Brie and Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok,
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