ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast with Brooke - 12th August 2026

• Ella faces justice. 
• What did your school ban? 
• New Zealand's favourite biscuit. 
• Poll: Is vaping an ick? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
got data, It's MS Brian Clint Podcast ZIMS Brian Clint,
Thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Clin what everyone, Welcome to The bre and Clint Show
with Brook. I just dropped a genuinely I believe, mind
blowing fact. I know that fact gets tossed around a
lot on this show and very few minds have been blown.
But would you guys agree that it was a mind
blowing fact?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I was like, gagged? Ish gagged?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Is?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I was like, oh, moving on with my life. But
it is pretty mild gagging. Yeah, mild gag. I was,
I was gagged? Were you fully gagged? I'm going to
I'm going to do it. It makes you think it's good.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
The nine sex nine sex how gagged on a scale
from one to ten.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Does this fact leave you yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah good good. Actually UnGagged,
mildly gagged or fully gagged.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That's the scale them. Now you can just be.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Gagged though, oh okayagged, gagged, overly gagged?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the scale. Okay, here's the facial.
Here's the fact. Here's the fact.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Joe Biden, the President was born closer to Abraham Lincoln's
presidency than he was to his own. Joe Biden is
so old that he was born closer to Abraham Lincoln.
If you don't know your history, freed the slaves, then

(01:32):
he was to his own presidency.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Do you know why? I think I was only gagged
by that? Why because Joe, but he's so old.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
What of him falling asleep and his little mittens like
I get.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And because he became president so old? Yeah, yeah, they
need to put a cap on that.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
It reminded me some alar of the fact that Cleopatra
is closer to the release of the iPhone than the
Pyramids being built.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That was That was a good one too, when I
learned that one I was gagged. Ellis she's fully gagged.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Wow, you're super gagged on a scale.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I'm a capital capital leader.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Clear Petra was like two weeks ago, use them? Who
Joan of Arc was even even to me?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Even the Pyramids is so old that even clear Petra
was like with how did these things come from?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Man? How did they get here? Ancient?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
That's not even on the gag scale. I think that's
below not being gagged.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Mayor Nikki, Joe Biden facts.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Nah, we get some stage congratulations to the Prime Minister,
by the way, who whose party staged a coupe to
replace him with him? Today there's another good one that's
straight from the Green Party playbook. When they had a vote,
they voted out their leader and then replaced him with him.
They got they got rid of James Shaw, and then
they had a big election to get a newer leader

(02:52):
and they all voted for James Shaw and he was
the leader.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
So the wonderful world of politicians.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's what you love to see done with your taxpayer money?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Ah, is it? Sure? It's like, can you guys instead
of fixing things, can you guys just do some arguing
amongst yourself.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
That was like with the flag, they're like, okay, let's
beend a bazillion trillion million dollars on putting up flags
for options, just to keep the one we had in the.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Twenty seven million dollar flag referendum to keep our existing flag.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
It's a wonderful world and it's a wonderful show. On
the way, are we going to play Trady versus Lady first?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Tosses that for if you're keen for the free money,
Trady versus Lady first. If you're keen, oh eight hundred
dials at in. We need one trading and one lady
to take each other.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
On plays Brian cland.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Trady versus Lady first.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
It's Trady versus Leading.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Sixty seven tradees sixty one ladies is the latest score.
Our lady is in Monudewa. She is thirty three and
her nine year old daughter says her farts smell they
belong in the fish section at the zoo.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's disgusting. Welcome to the show, Robin. Also for a
nine year old, very articulate. Yes, hell as the hell
of a burn, Robin. Yeah, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
For context, she told out a book of thirty reasons
why she loves me.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, right after you.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Inspired me to be a mum.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
Was that which is a big thing?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
She loves you.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, so it's a positive thing. It's not an insult.
She loves She loves your fishy zoo farts.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Anything so compliments.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, okay, well take that one to the bank. You're
taking on our trading from Taranaki. He's twenty and he
is a professional athlete for New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
You've got our attention. Welcome to the show, Clay.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah, that's pretty rank, Robin.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Wat Yeah, we call it like it is, Clay. What's
the sport that you represent New Zealand?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
And?

Speaker 8 (04:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
How good did you go to that? They didn't have
wrong at the comm Games? Did you? Did you go
to the last Olympics?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
No, not the Olympics. We've just been to that Under
twenty three World Champs over in Germany though.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh yeah, are you targeting the I had you go?
Well we got fourth on the final. Yeah, right, some
work to do then, yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Your buzzes trading, Robin, lady's under three correct answers gets
both means yeah fifty thanks to KFC.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Good luck guys.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Okay, first question, tell me which Disney princess dreams of
living on land?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Robin, your buzzes trading lady, but you get one free
incorrect one. What's the answer, aal Aerial's correct? All right?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Second question, which airport uses the three letter code z
q M Freddy Clay?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Ah, it does not crash it, Robin, do you want
to steal it?

Speaker 9 (05:53):
Is that?

Speaker 10 (05:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's New Zealand Airport, It's Queenstown. It's confusing, there's a
que on there. Yeah, but where where's the z come from?

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Zealand zeal And Queen news. Clay would be able to
get there with all the traveling. But anyway, third question,
third question, They say, bringing what type of fruit onto
a boat is bad luck?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Robin, Robert, Robin, you use the wrong buzzer again, so
we're we're going to do it to Clay.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Banana.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Banana's correct one apiece, Robin, Lady, you've got a buzz
You've got a buzzom with lady.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Tell me who sings this song, Clay. Okay, the All
Blacks played the Sharks this morning. Tell me which country
they're currently touring.

Speaker 11 (06:56):
Clay for the winds Curry Working Class rowing man. Well done, Clay,
you're a trading birth lady champion from behind as well
and very much bloody good, good game, Robin. Yeah, I
hate laying down the law. I really hate laying down

(07:17):
the law.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
You're not bad, calm no, I don't like it, but
Robin just remember, but you ever get down, you've got
those wonderful fishyzoo fars to call back on.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
No one can take that away from you, not even Clay.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
CDMs Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Big news in the ushis world Today, The Herald is
reporting that Ushies are being banned at several schools around
the country.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It was only a matter of time.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It was only a matter of time. Ushi's have swept
the nation, both nations. Actually, or She's are in Australia too, ah,
because they are a Woolworths thing, and Woolworth's is Australian,
so they're suffering the same bushy crisis that we are.
And if you don't know what they are, they're these
tiny little Disney characters that you get with your groceries.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
If you shop at Woolworth's, you just got a new
drop shipment, wasn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I am exclusively getting drop shipments from generous people here
at ZIM because we're a New World family and so
this is what this is. Yeah, this is the crisis
that children of New World parents are facing.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I know, how do you explain that to your kids?

Speaker 12 (08:19):
Though?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You're like, sorry, kids, we're on the smeg knive. Yeah,
we've got a nice.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We're trying to get all the smig knives. We've got
the nise, we're now trying to get the knife block.
And the kids like I need the woody ushy now
or I am a social pariah.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
No, because you are genuinely remember not having whatever the
toy was, and you are at the bottom.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I've seen parents doing deals on Facebook marketplace for ushies,
you know, and the parents are almost as into it
as the kids are.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Smelling, selling their smeag knives for a couple of ushies.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, maybe that's a trade. Schools are saying that they
are distracting students and causing disagreements in the playground. Want
a cap Primary School has issued a statement saying ushies
are no longer permitted at the school, effective immediately.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I thought it would be like a choking hazard they
were coming from angler.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, it's straight up. It's scraps in the school yard
pretty much and kids crying.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Margoti Central School has issued a similar notice to parents
and caregivers asking that ushies stay home. Snell's Beach School
has gone further and banned ushies, Pokemon cards and all toys.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh woa from school.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Yeah that seems a bit unnecessary now.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah relax, Yeah, because where you mean to trade if
you can't do it at school?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Yeah, we you mean to meet up in trade on
the weekend and stuff. But couldn't school see this as
like a great opportunity, Like why don't we have it
like a class here where you bring in your three
ushies and you like try to learn about communication and discussion.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
My kids school have that they have ushy trading club
every Wednesday. But you're right, it should be it should
be like a a lesson in economics and supply and
demand and.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
You know, yeah yeah, yeah, know what your stuff's worth well.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
And then you can have insperable skill.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
You can see which kids have, like a right wing
leaning and they're like, well, if you don't have any ushies,
that's your fault, or a left wing leaning where they're like,
well the school should provide everyone with ushies.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
We're going instle basic ushy you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a great opportunity for this kind of thing. This
is inevitable though.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Anything that gets popular inevitably gets banned at school. I
remember when I was at school, yo yo's got banned.
Yo yo's were it man?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
And that was gutting because that was the one thing
that I was good at, was yo yo Were they
causing disagreements?

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Being like I can do a bit of yoyo trick
than you anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was more like kids stealing other kids. Yo yos
pro yos yo, give me my.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yoyo bad Yeah yeah, yeah yo, that's my yo yo.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
There's a big yoyo theft that happened at our school actually,
And also chatterings got banned. Does anyone else remember chatterings? Yeah,
enterings cheddaring got violent?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh well they're pretty sturdy, like you could get away.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Their weaponersh aren't they they are? Anybody else have anything
banned at their school?

Speaker 13 (11:09):
My school was really strict in the first place, so
we didn't have anything but a primary school. It was
marbles when marbles were huge.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, we have marbles band.

Speaker 13 (11:17):
It was so fun, but it just got so competitive
and like you play games where you win the other
person's marble and then.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
People were like, no, it's not fair, it takes backs.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, Brook, you know about Claudia she went to a
Lardie dar private school. Did they actually band marbles because
it was lower class? That probably no children at this
school will be playing in the dirt, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
There was disease infected balls spreading a school. La anything
get banned from your school?

Speaker 8 (11:46):
No?

Speaker 14 (11:46):
We just had to wear our hair up nicely. Our
school was pretty chill, to be honest.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Got the hair down band, damn.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
We had to also wear appropriate jumpers.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh, boys with long hair got banned at my school.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
They got a band or told you cut it. Well,
you were allowed to have long hair. It had to
be up off your college.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
You could have a stream banned from school and get
to keep my long hand.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
By our hundred dollars at m or tax it to
nine six nine sacks. What was the thing that your
school band? We had water baby, like those things that
grew in the water. You had water jelly babies.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Oh and they grow yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like
the dinosaurs where it's like you can grow your own dinosaurs.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, but these were like jelly tex shit, and people
just like make a massive one and then biff it
at the back of a teacher sack.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Someone sticks in and said, guys, if you worked with kids,
you would ban stuff too. There is not enough time
in the day to deal with the crap that kids
argue about. Yeah, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
And you can't have any gray area as well. Banning
them just goes no all or nothing. It's not going
to be like with your kids, how they've got classes, because.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Then yeah, it gets confusing.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Or she's though they are an epidemic at the moments.
If you've got a shees and you don't have kids
and you don't care about our shees, can I just
say you're in the box seat. You have power over
your work mats that have kids. If you want to
get out of doing a certain JOBY be like, hey,
if you do this report for me, or if you
do this, if you do this job.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
No, because that's bringing mayhem into the adult life current you.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
I'll give you twenty unopened USh have a limited one.
I don't know they're unopened, so maybe worth more reports.
Victoria is here. Hi Victoria, Hey guys, we're good. Do
you remember what they banned at your school?

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Pokemon cards primary Pokemon cards. Yeah, that's a classic.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
There's We're going to text from someone who said their
school banned them because they were getting stolen on mass
and one kid lost his life's work all of his
Pokemon cards and never got them back.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Victoria.

Speaker 9 (13:49):
Yeah, we had them banned because not only were kids
feeling them like demographics, thanks, they would also take them
from the bag and like rip them up. One of
my friends told me, he goes, hey, your shing chose
is currently ripped up in the God.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, that's evil. There was the only one that had it,
so they know it was mine. I go, oh, but
you did you say it was a holographic charizard, Victoria.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
It was a.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Little pitch of my heart just rapped for you. I'm
so sorry, man, that is devastating.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Let's go to Kobe. Hi, Kobe.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Hello, you're at school now, aren't you? What do you
still go to school?

Speaker 14 (14:32):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (14:32):
Yeah, I got a man's intermediate up.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
The Villa Mansville Intermediate shut out. Who's the can? I
just ask is, who's the principal?

Speaker 12 (14:42):
Missus Clark?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Woman? Are you? Are you a product of Maronsville? Into me? Yeah?
Me just doing in Vaughn Smith's baby. Really the Big Three?
The Big three anyway?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Kobe?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh sorry, Kobe, Kobe, Kobe. What have they just banned
Marrinsville Intermediate?

Speaker 6 (14:56):
They recently been RaRo?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Oh no, I mean did you at least get to
rip open a packet of RaRo at a school assembly
and put it in your hand and let your friend
from behind get it, you know.

Speaker 12 (15:09):
No, not an assembly, but like during break ah the
RaRo from behind, Kobe, your teeth will thank you in
later life for not raw dogging the RaRo.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I know it's hard now, but you'll be better for
it in time. Okay, and Kobe, they might bring it back.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I remember a science class where they get you to
make surebet and that involves RaRo and some other things.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
So it might come back, but honestly it might not.
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Hamish is here, Hi, Hamish, good afternoon, everybody.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Good afternoon. What did they bean at your school, Hamish?

Speaker 10 (15:38):
Well, everything that you've mentioned yeah in this chat. Marble,
dragon ball z cards, Oh yeah, I'm up. Yeah, but
they were there. But a game that got banned was
a game that we like to think we invented, which
was called Moneys.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Moneies. Why do you play the game of monies?

Speaker 10 (15:55):
The money? So you remember the old school coins, the
big fifty and twenty cent pieces, yea, And as simple
as you would stand a certain distance from the wall.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
And you'd throw the coin towards the wall, and then
you had to hit the other guy's coin with your coin.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
No, just simply the closest to the wall would win.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh okay, what school did you say invented this?

Speaker 15 (16:16):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (16:16):
We we we My brothers started playing it at home
and then decided it was a great opportunity to you know,
take it further afield.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
That's to which school, though, he much is this is
your chance to lay claim to moneies. Which school do
you believe invented moneys?

Speaker 10 (16:34):
Which school will will take?

Speaker 8 (16:36):
I'll take it.

Speaker 10 (16:37):
We invented it at Sant Joseph's School way down the coast, and.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Thank you for your services.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
And unfortunately the school didn't like an illegal money gambling
ring in the playground.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Change that. Of course.

Speaker 10 (16:50):
Of course the teachers or the principal weren't playing no
at all, No.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
No, no, I understand lots of these coming through. Tamagotchi's
got banned at school. Classic those risks that you slap
on your rest. Snap bands.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah yeah yeah, bay Blades, huge, huge thing to have
band at school. Bay Blades, what do you say that? Well,
have you got such a hard because they're.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
So competitive Bay Blades, the Blades arena, you know, yeah,
you're literally douche and some other kids bay Blade and
stealing it.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
And I see, I see, I see, I remember silly
bands getting banned from school. Yeah, I feel like I
was in the rubber phase of it.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Toys.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
We had like loom bands, silly bands, crazy bands.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Budget Spinners was a huge one, and then quite a
few for bull Rush. This person said bull Rush got
band because stupid Donovan Johnson got a broken arm. Oh,
Donovan Johnson, there's always one weak boned child who ruins
it for everyone.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
I need to have milk. Do you know how they
got around playing bull Rush at our school? How they
got the teachers to play with us? Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
And the teachers were just gonna say.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
That sounds way more dangerous.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Brancolin, This is the Tea First.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Sean McCarthy has news on Anne Hathaway, who this sounds
weird to say. She's had to come out and say
that her baby bump is in fact a real baby bump.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Dean, Yes, it is a real baby in the belly.
I can assure you and confirm this is not a
weird stunt. So if you're wondering, Dean Wyse Anne Hathaway,
one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, having to confirm
that her baby bump is real, Well, she's in the
middle of a press to her. As you know, guys,
I when she has five movies coming out this year,
she's doing every red carpet you can imagine. I know,

(18:32):
it's a lot, right. Well, people were saying that the
baby bump wasn't real. They felt that it was at
the wrong position. I believe boy babies and girl babies.

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Is fit differently, like up the belly.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
I don't really know, but they believed, AND's hater's troll
what we've going to call them, believe that it wasn't real.
So she attended her very last recent red carpet where
it's a very very unique top I've never seen anything
like it, really like.

Speaker 8 (18:54):
A boot tube.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
With a back trail, tailed.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
And exposed to her very real baby bump. So she said,
real bump, fake hair, her hair. Unfortunately, Ah yeah, that's funny,
baby real.

Speaker 8 (19:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Crazy to have to defend that in the first place.
Also crazy to be doing five movies in the same
year that you're having a baby, Like, can she just rest?
That's that's a that's an insane amount of workload for
someone who's not pregnant, you know, But I'm not here
to tell her what to do. Do you guys, remember
the Beyonce baby bump conspiracy that Beyonces.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Aren't real because of the video. Who's sitting down?

Speaker 2 (19:30):
There's a video where she sits down in her baby
bump folds.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
You've seen it, heaven you.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Dean, Yeah, of course that were everywhere.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Was that ivy allegedly and you're tummy, Yeah, I don't know,
but yeah, I mean she did. A baby has come
from that. There is a baby, whether it was there
or there's all those rumors.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
That Michael Jackson's kids aren't his real kids.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah, I actually believe that conspiracy that Michael Jackson was
never pregnant though.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
That's the tea with MCGA.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, every day, every day of my life, every single
day in my Instagram notifications, there people fighting about whether
his children are every day. I can't turn it off
because it was collabed with the network. I can't turn
the comments off.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
But all day, every day, did.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
You see Paris Jackson, Michael's eldest daughter is about to
do call her daddy?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, Oh my god, that's going to be tense.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's going to be huge that comes out this work.
That's the team with Dee McCarthy Podcast Vape news for
you guys, and I do have vape news. I feel
like before I deliver vape news, we should state our
vape politics. And it's it's very easy to be on
your high horse when it comes to the vaping. I
will say, and I'm not going to name any names.

(20:44):
There are two vapists on this show and two non vapists. However,
there is no one on this show that has never vaped.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Is that fair to say?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Yep, sure, let's go on anonymous. Though of who's who's
who doesn't matter, doesn't really at the end of the day,
really does.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It's impossible to tell.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Wow, why are the two people who want to be
anonymous talking so much?

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (21:05):
I think it's safe to protect Courtier's anonymmity.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Whoop.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I just think you need to say the word first.
I thought a horse with a vapeless name. Yeah, exactly,
vapors in the night. There is a new study out
on vaping. It's in the Herald today. It talks about
what vaping does to your body, and to be fair,
it's nothing new. It's nothing that we didn't already know,

(21:31):
or if you vape, it's nothing that you haven't been
pretending not to know or hoping wasn't true and saying well,
vaping hasn't actually been around as long as smoking, guys,
So we're not one hundred percent sure on what the
impacts are of vaping.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Could be really good for me. I could just be
a field study, you say, through popcorn lung.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
The key takeaways from this study about what vaping does
to your body that we probably already knew lung damage,
increased heart rate and blood pressure, mouth and lung cancer,
depression and suicide, meningitis and glandular fever.

Speaker 13 (22:10):
Got it's all the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I need to stop doing that.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
But the thing is everybody knows that it's smoking. Everybody
knows it kills you. People still keep smoking.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Are they going to wrap the vaping in the smokes?
You know, when you've got the dead bed guy on.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You, ugly rotten foot on your vape box. At the moment,
they're very colorful.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
My point is, none of this information is going to
end vaping. None of it is.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
The thing that is going to end vaping is if
people believe that vaping will prevent them from attracting a mate.
That's the thing that will get people off.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
So today, We've asked you guys on the Brian Clinton
Instagram page.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Is vaping an eck? M hm enough to not want
to date someone?

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Do you get the ick when you see someone sucking
on the douche float, when you see someone having a
hone on the USB stick?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know? Yeah? Is it an eck?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Is it rude not to be offered? You know you
are on the own.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You get the eck if you see the person that
you have got the hots for, go up to a
rando and go, can I have a suck on your vape?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:17):
You know?

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
There is it? Bringing community together? Yeh up, as well
sharing landular fever around.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
The three options that we put up was yes, vaping
gives me the eck.

Speaker 14 (23:29):
Yeah, and then no, it doesn't bother me at all.
And then the third option is vaping as hot.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Vaping is hot. Got to have options?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, so ella yeah, after the pole running on the
brand clowns Sagram page. But you can still vote on
and you can still influence. What's what's the what's the biggest,
what's in the lead?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Surprise surprise? Yes, I can't stand it. Vaping it gives
me the eck. Seventy three percent.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Wow, seventy three percent.

Speaker 14 (23:55):
Which, let me just say, no, it doesn't bother me
at all twenty five percent, and then two for Claudia
Vaping is.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Hot producer Claudes both accounts on that stop being named now,
it's not me. Those results are very similar to this article,
where it's like, wow, I could have thought that.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Wow, how you're right. You're right. The results are self evident.

Speaker 14 (24:18):
Yeah, Like if we did a hypothesis science experiment, my
hypotheses would be, yeah, it's probably ikey, and yet two.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Of us are doing it.

Speaker 15 (24:28):
What.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Okay, okay, someone stop vaping.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Just vaped in the break. If you were listening carefully,
you would have just heard someone, someone in the background's vaping.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Guys, it's not cool, people would argue.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
People said, it's hot, and representation is important. Increase heart rate, depression,
dry lips, bad sleep, and.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
And watermelon flavor.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
The z In Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Brooks filling in for Bree because Brie still on baby leave.
This is very taboo, this thing we're about to do,
because we're going to interrupt Brie on her sacred three
weeks of baby leave. Okay, you know I mean to
talk to people, you know me to email them. You
want me to bother them, especially not with work stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
But we have to call Brie because there's someone on
this team who has to come clean to her about
something that they've done.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
I feel like this does go over. If you're going
to do this to someone, you need to let them know.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I think so too. I think this has the potential
to uh. I don't want to say ruin, come on, Breeze,
baby leave, but producer Ella has to admit to Bree
that she's done something that I don't think Bree's gonna like. Hella, Ella, yep,
big girl. Hello, Hey, Hey, how are you going good?

Speaker 16 (25:47):
How are you guys going?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
We're really good and it's good to hear that you're good.
Ella's got something she needs to tell you, and I
want you to keep that energy.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay, okay, okay, Ella, Heybri Hi, Ella.

Speaker 16 (25:59):
Hel's Toto So yeah, Toto is good.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Cool. Just letting you know.

Speaker 14 (26:04):
You know how I clip videos of you guys.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
And it's my job to make sure our social.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Media looks really good.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (26:13):
It has been time a couple of years that I
haven't posted a video that went really well, so I
thought it'd be really good.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
To post it reshare it with the people?

Speaker 14 (26:25):
So I'm sorry, but I reposted your aquapuo video last
night and it's got half a million views.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Again, Ella Shepherd, Sorry you.

Speaker 16 (26:36):
I thought I could trust you. I know I can't
trust the rest of these bloody mongols, but you, Ella.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I wouldn't have done this to you, Brie, I wouldn't
have done this. This is all true. Yeah, this is
all Ella. Okay, it's got eighteen thousand likes.

Speaker 16 (26:51):
Are we live right now?

Speaker 8 (26:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
We're live? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (26:53):
Yeah, okay, good lucky you told me because I was
about to call you some words that weren't walking.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Look, I'm sorry you said it.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
And it's funny, like, when are.

Speaker 16 (27:03):
People still watching it? I thought nearly the whole world
had seen it. How are people still watching.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
The damn videos?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'll have managed to find half a million people who
hadn't seen it yet. I think I believe in total
the video has been seen now by more than the
entire population of New Zealand, which means that it's reaching
an international audience.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh yeah, for international Waters's cross international water only.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Matter of fact, I can feel the ray like bubbling
inside of me. Are you sure there's not a poop.

Speaker 16 (27:38):
You areful.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Anyway, it's good to get these things out in the open,
and we just didn't want you to find out about it.

Speaker 16 (27:47):
I thought when I was getting it out in the open,
and the how bro was on.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
The video is much like a poo in the sea.
That video is following you around three back next week.

Speaker 16 (28:00):
I d never.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Like we've all done a pooh in the sea.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
It's z it Ams Brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
We usually get our unhinged flatmate content from producer Claudia,
who has been in I'm gonna call it a dysfunctional
flatting situation for the last year or so.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's yeah, very diplomatic way to say it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
She's out, she's leaving, so we can tell we want
about it now. But Brooke brought us a story today
about something going on in your flat.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
It's heavenly once you reach a nice flat. This is
the first time I'm living in a When you are
looking for flats, everyone says we're a chill flat, and
then you live there and you go, this is not
a chill flat. This is the first time I'm genuinely
living in a chill flat.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
And it's with me.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Three other guys trades who would have thought, okay, and
the chill flat is that we're all kind of night owls.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
They gain.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
We all keep to ourselves, but we're all happy to
have Like I have a shower probably at eleven o'clock
most nights, and they're chill with that. I might flick
the kettle on at eleven o'clock at night. It's not
a big deal. People have friends over late at night.
But last night I heard my flatmate who's adjacent from
my room, running a here dryer late at night, which
I was like, no, biggie, I've seen them hop on

(29:12):
his head. That would take five minutes max. Yeah, so
the hare dry's gone for five minutes. It was probably
ten minutes. Twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Now, that's a long time. Do you use your here?

Speaker 4 (29:22):
That thing was going for not even forty five minutes.
I think minimum, Wow, he's not he's drying something else.
I think he was using that here dryer to dry
his bed because we also we don't have a dryer
in our flat.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I think he was drying his bed sheets from soggy
that were out on our clothesline that morning. And this
guy strikes me as a one sheet wonder.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a classic because you often
on sheet there. You'll go to bed and your sheets,
even if you have a dryer, they've been through the
washing machine and the dryer, and then you've forgotten and
you're like, oh, I'm so ready for bed, and you
go to bed washing and you're like, I have to
make the goddamn bed. He's realized that the sheets are
still on the washing line and wet. Yeah, that's devastating.

(30:07):
That's idiot logic to try and dry your sheets or
the hair dryer.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Though he got there eventually, I assume or gave up whichever,
or the dryer gave out.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
That's crazy work. I would just roar dog the bed
at that stage. I just roared dog the bed.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. If you're a single, fee
single man in his twenties, who.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Cares, just go Also, we have a Briscos down the road, dude.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, not at eleven o'clock at night. You don't came
out around the corner. Oh no, you're not going out
to buy sheets.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Really, you'd go and buy sheets rather than just sleep
on the beer mattress because.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Maybe this is a lesson. Yeah, And it's a blessing.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Maybe I should have a pair of sheets on the STANDPI.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, no, no, no, Because the person who dries their
sheets at eleven o'clock at night with a hair dryer
is also the sort of person if you buy them
a second set of sheets, the first set, when it
comes off the bed will sit in the laundry basket
dirty ah until the second set needs to come off,
and then you'll go, oh shit, I haven't watched washed the.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
First seat yet.

Speaker 8 (31:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
And I say that because that was one hundred percent
me and I was flatting. That's how I would have operated.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I'm not opposed to drying things with your hair dry
There's been a couple of gene situations where I'm like,
but you were on the line. You should be dry
by now. I'll blast you quickly.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I'm down with that.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I used to dry socks with the hair dresser, totally
put the sock over the end of the hairdresser and
then blow. It blows straight through the so sorry, dry
very fast. I actually set a pair of socks on
fire like that once.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
What are you calling it a here hair dryer?

Speaker 10 (31:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
You've been calling it a hair dress for the last
half an hour.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I was like, I wouldn't ask my hairdresser to do that.
You know you would. While you're back there, Yeah, I've
got a pair of socks need to take care of.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
As zad M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Over the last couple of weeks, we've returned to biscuit chat.
Biscuit chat is forever topical, I feel because we're a
very biscuit focused nation, a lot of pie chat, a
lot of biscuit chat.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I feel that they.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Are perpetually relevant in this country, US in the Brits.
Maybe I don't think anybody loves a bickie and a
pie more than.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
No.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
A scone's a gone, but some countries do call a
biscuit a scone.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
American's biscuit is more of like a flowery thing. But yeah, no, no,
don't confuse it biscuits. Okay, The Herald every now and
their news outlets take this upon themselves to decide what
is the best biscuit in the country. And the Herald
has decided that this year it's their task to do,
which I support. I support them in their quest. I

(32:36):
just said, Claudia from the outset, they better take it seriously.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, you were very adamant about that.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Better take it seriously because this is one of our
tonga that they're dealing with here.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
True biscuits might just be a little filler piece for them,
but really for us, it's so much more than just
like us.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Page six.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I saw today that the results are out of the
Herald's search to find news. Is they calling it New
Zealand's Favorite Biscuit, Caudia, New Zealand's.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Are we allowed to start checking about this if we
don't have biscuits on hand, because then we're gonna get
biscuit cravings and then we're gonna be like, oh, but
we can't quench this.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Thirst for a biscuit.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I'll buy us the winning biscuits for tomorrow if we
agree with the winner.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Okay, the majority agrees? Would we all unanimous majority agrees?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
So I haven't seen these results yet, and you may
not have seen them yet either. But according to the
New Zealand Herald, which they will say, according to you
guys that voted on the New Zealand Herald, Claudia, please
reveal to us what they believe is New Zealand's greatest
favorite biscuit.

Speaker 13 (33:40):
New Zealand's favorite biscuit is Hokey Pokey Squiggles.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Baby. Okay, it's good. I'm okay with that. It's a
lot of pressure off.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
That is the biscuit when I did the biscuit quest,
the big Bickie off on my Instagram during lockdown, that
is the biscuit that came in as the winner as well.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
So it's withheld. It's it's five years. It's he that's placed. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
In my one, the final came down to Hokey Pokey
Squiggle and Tim Tam. In the past, the project has
selected the mint slice is New Zealand's favorite biscuit.

Speaker 13 (34:24):
Interesting that you mentioned those biscuits. Yes, in third place,
Tim Tam and in second place mint slice a creature habit.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
We're not changing. No, we don't know, we're not changing.
I'm glad.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
I'm glad they didn't click bait it and do something
like a short bread or like a because short bread
splits the room.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Are you pro or anti short bread?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I'm pro shortbread, but not being at the top of the.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
List pro anti shortbread, pro short bread? Love it proor
anti short bread?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Yeah, it's good. Reminds me of Grandma.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, No, well, no short bread okay.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Oh no, I mean it is, but it's fine.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yeah, but you know what you're getting in for before
you buy it. It's not like, oh, surprise dry you know.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I know. So what are we doing anyway? Did they
do they have a last ranked.

Speaker 13 (35:14):
Biscuit they've done to rank number seventeen? Okay, yeah, seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I'll be gutted. I'd be gutted if my biscuit came
in at seventeen.

Speaker 13 (35:23):
I don't really think many people have voted for this
one in seventeenth place.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
The strawberry wafer. Oh yeah, but you'd only get in
that selection box.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's a it's a it's a filler biscuit from a.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah. What is that box called selections? Isn't it? Is
it selections?

Speaker 15 (35:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:44):
I don't know, because there was like they were ninety
nine cents for a box of them at when you're
like great University.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, so they were break wafers with the cream and with.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
The cream in them, the real like budget brands. You
can get them for dollar.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
When I was, where'd the sobatana pesty come in? Oh?
Is it on the list? You get disqualify for being
too disgusting? Thank you it's not even on this.

Speaker 17 (36:04):
Last When are we getting a new biscuits? Every time
was the newest in my brain, it's pretty vintage now though,
exactly when are we going to have some something coming
that's just like groundbreaking?

Speaker 8 (36:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I know what you mean, Yeah, I know what you mean.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
This happens with pies at the time.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Pies you can be more experimental with than biscuits, I
feel because you can just do a batch of pies,
where biscuits it feels more more of a commitment.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Oh, someone said the best one on nine six nine
Sex of e the two thousand and one Cookie time.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Cookie time wouldn't mean considered.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
In this one, No, No, Differently, it's never been considered
in our poles.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I think he will do that. The cookie time is
a cookie, yeah, because you're not handing that out of
someone with a cup of tea. You know, that's a
big cookie time.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Cookie time goes up against subway cookies, yes, Mahaggin's cookies
and the large the large like plastic tray of cookies
that you get from the supermarket where they're like stacked
in there.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Sign me up.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Can I just though on a personal scale, and I'm
fine with this not being a public you know, popularity contest.
The biscuit of all biscuits is and someone's teats it
through a Kingston. It's like the consistency of the biscuit
itself is so biscuit. If you came down to Earth
as an alien and you didn't know what a biscuit was,
and you b I love this text vowel nine six

(37:20):
nine sex, you were speaking my language. This is the
bisky biscuit biscuit to walk.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
This planet, the king the Kingston biscuits. It's face off.
I would agree with you. It's got that chewy center.

Speaker 13 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'm googling it to try it if you're
willing to bring it in.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Have you never had a Kingston? And I'm willing to
be conned? No, you love it? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (37:39):
Yeah, I'll take a peck of Kingston's and a pack
of Squiggles.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Please, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Water as well, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (37:52):
England.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Claudia said to us today that she found some money
in a public place.

Speaker 13 (37:57):
My favorite pastime finding money. Honestly, if you know me,
you know what I love coin.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
I love a note, Yeah, finding a note. Do you
guys know I bought you don't know because they haven't
told you. I bought a jacket of trade Me the
other day, like a second hand blazer trade Me, and
I was like, I better get this dry clean Someone
might have died in that. And I took it into
the dry cleaner and I was like, I should check
the pockets. Wait, they haven't even worn it. Why should
I check the pockets. No, I should check the pockets. Anyway,

(38:23):
five dollar notes and.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Bought so you really got five dollars off it? Five
dollars off it either honestly put a real pipp in
my step.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
For the rest of you, you kind of butt hurt.
You're like, oh, I feel a note.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Five dollars fifty man, No, I feel like fifty will
be fantastic, obviously.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
But there's something about a note, you know.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Finding I am always worried when I see a note
on the ground though, that it's going to be attached
to a string and someone's going to be pulling my leg.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
But I feel the same, and I'm poin on the ground.
I'm worried it will be glued to the ground.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
And then I'm gonna be on a reality TV show called.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Ah Eshton Koocher is waiting to jump out from behind
a bush. Us where you found the money and how
much money you found?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (39:03):
On the way home yesterday, I made a very last
minute decision to go to the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Right, it's the one I go to every week.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
Walking in the front door behind another group of people
by the way, so they stepped over what I found
right at the entry. I looked down, and I can
stuff money from a mile away. I can see it
at the corner of my eye.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
I know it's there. I look down, I see green. Ooh,
that's all green, folded up.

Speaker 13 (39:29):
So it's obviously been in someone's pocket, so of course
I've been down and pick it up unfolded. I see orange,
twenty five dollars of cash.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Twenty five cash, not the bonus five dollars.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
When you said orange, my mind went to fifties or hundreds,
but twenty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
And it doesn't look pretty public place like a supermarket.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Did you look around? I did, yeah, and everyone was
just mining their own business. Even the security guard wasn't
like they're doing anything. It definitely didn't from the people
that he needed to before you.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
I saw them step over it. They didn't even look
at it. Yeah, so I've picked it up and my
immediate thought is, well, this is a gift from the universe,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I will be keeping that.

Speaker 13 (40:12):
But then I held on to it for about ten
seconds and then I was like, no, I need to
call my dad and I need to get a moral
compass on this. Okay, So I called my dad in
the middle of the supermarket, whispering just in case someone
overheard me, gofounds of money, and I said to him,
if you were in this situation hypothetically, what would you do?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
And I assume what your dad said, Yeah, yeah, don't
call me unless it's emergency.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Keep the money by Claudia. Yeah, my dad would have
said take the money and run. Yeah, he would have said.
He would have said buy some beers.

Speaker 13 (40:40):
Yeah, my dad said, what if that was someone's last
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Dad? And I even always listened to my dad. So
you know what I did. I handed it in good passion.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I know that my issue with handing it in is
that you rely on a good person chain of reaction.
You rely on the person you're handing it into to
be a good person. But actually that doesn't matter, no,
because it doesn't matter because in the eyes of the universe,
you've done the right thing and you have the good karma,
and you have because you're ever gonna get it back anyway,
but you know that you did the right thing.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I've got the moral high God.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
If that was the universe trying to reward you for
doing something good and you just keep handing it back
in and it was like I put that there for you, Claudia,
I did consider that too, But when I handed it
in the rerection I got was Oh, a guy literally
five minutes ago was looking for that, dude, so they
know it's lost.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Okay, they may come back for it. Oh that feels good. Yeah,
so at least they didn't see me pick it up
walk away.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
I feel like you should get I feel like you
should get twenty five dollars for doing the right thing.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
At least, I would say even thirty dollars for doing
that good deed.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Of handing that twenty five dollars, I don't know who
from I think the universe will reward me in on
the way the government.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
From the government, I feel like, how do you have
spent that twenty five dollars on something not sinister? Like
I don't know, a healthy dinner, I would feel all
right to sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
That's just me personally. Yeah, what so you are the charity?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Well, just because if I brought something bad, I'd be like, oh,
I feel guilty for spending this money on that naughty thing.
But if I spent it on something good, I'd be like, Okay,
I can sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, that's what you spend it on. That matters.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Okay, that's an interesting way of justifying it. Also, I
lost twenty five dollars at the supermarket.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Oh.

Speaker 13 (42:22):
Interesting, Well, I know where you can find it. It's
at the service desk countdown.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I once found sixteen hundred sixteen thousand tie bart.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Oh, that's a conversion rate on that though it was
about eight hundred bucks time. That's heaps. What do you do?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I handed it in because I found it at the
place that I was working. I was like, if I
don't handle this in, this is steal.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
What's the threshold of keep versus hands It's a great question.
It's a great question.

Speaker 13 (42:49):
Cordia, ten dollars, keep fifty dollars hand in, one note,
keep two notes hand in.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Cary.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
My financial status good, keep bad? Keep yeah, go fair
enough the Thai bart.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I got it back. Really yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I handed it into my workplace and they said all
good because it was a terrorist place that I was working.
They said, unlikely anyone will come back for this, and
if they don't, you'll get it.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
We have to keep it for three months. Oh and
then it came back to me perfect. Yeah was it
in a briefcase? No, it was in a crummy envelope.
Oh wow, it was really suspicious. Yeah, it was in
like a half torn envelope.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
My friend and I once found one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yes, kept it. Probably best day ever for you, and.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Yeah we were children.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It was awesome. How big can we get in the
finding money stakes?

Speaker 8 (43:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Finding a note is fun, But I want to talk
people who found real money and what did you do
with it? What happened to that money? I assume if
it was really big you handed it in. You may
not have, and we won't judge, and we can keep
you anonymous.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
But what did you do?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Could we find the person who found a decent amount
of money and what was the big outcome for that?
Remember that story that we had a little while ago
about those people in Krashirt She found one hundred and
twenty five grand in their ceiling.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah. Yeah, and it was drug money.

Speaker 15 (44:10):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
The police were like, you got to.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Hand that in, And then they ended up going to
them and being like, hey, if you can't get it
back to the owner, we should get some of that
money fear because it's not This made a pretty good
argument for her.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
TDMS Free and Clinic.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Podcasts Fortia's cash Conundrum Today. She found twenty five dollars
at the entrance to the supermarket, folded up at twenty
and a five, and she did the right thing after
calling her father for advice, and she.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Handed it in. Yeah, I'm so nice. You could get
it back.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Someone's sticked in and said that was one hundred percent
someone's tenny money that Coya found. Call me out of
the game. But Attenney's twenty five dollars now.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
I don't know. Have they gone up fifty fifty dollars?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Yeah, I assume just from word on the street. I'll
say a lot of these teas on nine six ninety six.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I'm like, relieve that. Kiwis are like, yeah, I handed
it back in.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
I handed it back in, and it restores your faith
in humanity. But there's a little bit of people who
handed it and that got it back too, So your
your good person. This has been returned to you. We'll
get to those, but first, Anonymous high Anonymous, Hi, Hi,
are you good? Did you find some money? Anonymous?

Speaker 8 (45:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I found lots over time, okay, at a bit of a.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Magpie, must be ah.

Speaker 8 (45:26):
I've found lots of wallets and things, and I always
hand those in, you know, because they've got people's personal details.
Of course, I would never think about taking money out
of somebody's wallet. But I found when I living in
the UK, I found that twenty pounds in a cigarette packet.
I reckon that was some dodgy money. I was on
a cafe table. And when I found one hundred dollars

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on the dance floor in a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
One dance floor.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
And I found one hundred and one hundred and twenty
Australian dollars and a bottom of a washing machine at
the hotel.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
You've got good luck.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
It makes me wonder if you've lost a lot of
things in the universe.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
It's just like, here's your chance, chance, here's your chance. Anonymous.

Speaker 8 (46:13):
Sorry. The biggest one I had was I went up
to a cashpoint machine. There was three hundred dollars sticking
out of it.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
So that makes me nervous.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Nervous, I got to say, but there was nobody around.
There was nobody. As I was walking towards it, there
was nobody there.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
What did you do?

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Asked a friend who worked in the bank, and they
said that because if they hadn't taken it, it would
have swallowed the money.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Up right, okay, gone back to the big man, and
hopefully would have gone back into their account.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Though, Anonymous, if I got slided.

Speaker 8 (46:45):
Well, I don't know. I don't I didn't know. I
didn't know, and I didn't know what to do about it,
so I took it.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
There's no judgment here, Anonymous. I think I think you
and a lot of other people would.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Have done the same.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
So you've gone to an ATM to get out my
and you don't take the money out of the ATM.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
At some point you go, Okay, maybe this person doesn't
need money, they need brain cells.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
No, nah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Someone who has gone to an ATM to take out
money forgets to take the money out of the ATM.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
If I can get in my car without the car keys,
I can leave an ATM without the cash. You know,
you know, it's just if your brain's not and that
your brain's not in it. Anonymous number two, you were
in the police.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (47:26):
So what's the deal is if I.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Just said a bunch of incriminating Yeah, yeah, let's use
that allegedly.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
No first day, I need to know how much is
it tenny these days?

Speaker 7 (47:36):
Ah? This was going back a few years. I've been
now the police for a little while now, but yeah,
you can thinking how good calls are you talking?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Right? Okay, what's your experience with finding money?

Speaker 7 (47:48):
So going back a few years, this was going back
out We stalk them as well, so no surprises there.
We've been chasing a guy around that night, lost them,
but then we've got a call to a proper later
on about a random rubbish bag being in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, so we went there, grabbed that and.

Speaker 7 (48:06):
It was just over one hundred K and hundred dollar
notes in it.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I just busted over the back. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
So they'd got rid of it at some point when
they were being chased. And my reason when it was
linked to that guys because he had his mail in
there as well.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The money bag in the mail bag.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
That's raw one oh one of money stealing and laundering.
Don't put your mail with your address in the same
bag as the money that you're laundering.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah yeah, wow. I'd be terrified if a hundred of
a bag with one hundred thousand dollars ended up in
my backyard. I'd be like, if I touched this, I'm
going to wake up with a horse's head in my bed.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
You're going to come looking for something that they left
find Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Just as a policeman, can I get an opinion if
Cordia had pocketed the twenty five dollars that she'd found
on the ground at the supermarket, what sort of area
is she in there?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Plead for the police?

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Now I can easily say this, Yeah, the time and
effort going into trying to find the person that owned
the twenty five dollars is nice way not worth it.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
But you know, if she did hand.

Speaker 7 (49:12):
It and stuff would be the whole holding on to
it for the three months and then if the owner
didn't come forward it going back to it.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You guys don't want people to show up to the
police station with twenty five dollars that way, No, that's
a waste of your time.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Okay, thank you anonymously appreciate it. Some quick texts. I
found four hundred bucks beeping in an atm as well.
I handed it to the security guard. I found us
dollars in a plastic bag at a mall. I saw
it drop from some guy's pocket. It was a solid
amount of one hundred dollar bills. I gave it back
to him and he didn't even say thank you.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Oh, at least say, Clint, I handed your wallet bag
that you've been scramming looking for and there was four twenties.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, how much I'll give you a twenty? Okay, Yeah,
that's fair. If there was ten twenties, I'm just checking
to say, you haven't got my wallet and this.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Is some kind No, don't focus on the question at hand.
If there was ten twenties, I'd give.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
You a twenty just one, yeah, okay. How many twenties
in your wallet right now?

Speaker 6 (50:15):
How much case?

Speaker 8 (50:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
How much case is in your wallet right now?

Speaker 6 (50:18):
None of your business with a shop thirty Brienklandrien Ekland birthday, Birthday.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
My birthday banger is the number one song on the
day you turned sixteen. We do three of them every day,
and Andrew, Today we're going to do your birthday banger.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
You going?

Speaker 18 (50:37):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I'm going good, mate, I'm doing well. Hey? Is it
your birthday today?

Speaker 8 (50:42):
Sure? Mate?

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Happy birthday? Okay, So we don't need to ask you
when your birthday is, Andrew?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Obviously, what were year?

Speaker 10 (50:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
What year? Nineteen ninety two? Thirty four years ago? What
are you doing for your birthday? Andrew?

Speaker 7 (50:58):
I think I'm hidding out to dinner.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
I don't know, Okay, Okay, okay, it's an important important
question to ask you here, Andrew, what are you having
for your birthday dinner?

Speaker 15 (51:07):
I have no idea made.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
It's a surprise for me.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Okay, all right, No, we can't lead you. That's we
tempt him into her. No, no, I don't believe in that.
Andrew's do your birthday banger? Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
So the August nineteen ninety two, that takes us to
two thousand and eight, which means your birthday banger, Andrew is.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Dug good banger.

Speaker 7 (51:31):
I have done for that.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah, it's a good it's a good three. It takes
me way back. Hard to believe it's eighteen years old.
This song? Oh gosh, yeah, Hold on, all.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Right, wait, their birthday. Boy, We're going to do a
birthday banger for Courtney. Her husband, THEO is also having
a birthday today.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Is that right, Courtney?

Speaker 9 (51:53):
Yes, it's also his birthday, so shout out to him.
He'll be driving home listening to us too.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Having birthday big dog? How cool? What are you guys
doing for Theo's birthday? I'm probably going out.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
For dinner, okay, Courtney? What are you and THEO planning
on having for dinner?

Speaker 16 (52:11):
Probably just pizza.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Okay, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It's fine if
you know, you know, but that's fine. I'm not going
to lead you. What year was THEO born?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Courtney? I'm nineteen ninety seven, okay, which means sixteen. That's
twenty thirteen. Your husband's birthday banger? Courtney?

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Is this?

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (52:38):
What a banger? Are Cotney?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Do you reckon THEO would like this as his birthday
banger on his birthday?

Speaker 16 (52:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:48):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
N I agree? That is an absolute tune one.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
You're not going to leave this one more birthday banger
for Nikola who his birthday, believe it or not, is today?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Every birthday? This is weird? Has that always been your birthday.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Nicholas Crazy the twelfth of August.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Happy birthday. I'm going to ask you the exact same question, Nikola.
What are you doing for your birthday tonight?

Speaker 9 (53:18):
Oh, we're staying and we've got family coming, and I
think my partner's cooking chicken.

Speaker 8 (53:23):
So unfortunately, no curry tonight.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
At least you know what I was talking about.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Yeah, I follow you every day.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Birthday carry not crazy, that we got it almost disproves
our theory if we can have three birthdays on the
line that Andrew doesn't know what having a birthday carry.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yeah, Andrew, you could have a birthday curry, Nichola. What
year were you born?

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Nineteen seventy four?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
All right, which means you were sixteen in the sweet
year of nineteen ninety leading your birthday banger to this
bad boy.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
John bon Jovi and the bon Jovis Glory. Do you
love it? I love it? I love Yeah? What a
stud a, Nicola? Do you mean Owen Wilson when he
ice skates to the song Blades of Glory? He's a son.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Emily Bobby Brown just married John bon Jovi's son, who
I believe also a stud. Okay, wait, there Nicola, we
have to choose between Disturbia for Andrew's birthday, Courtney Vicci
for Courtney's husband Theo's birthday, or bon Jovi for Nichola's birthday.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yeah, I'm arming it too. Yeah, it's a bit re
ri a vichi or John bon Jovi. Dilemma, dilemma, dilemma.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I think it's a vic. I think I'm saying true
to myself. It's a VICI. That's my boat.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Okay, Well, if I'm I didn't know we were staying
true to herself. I didn't know there was a policy.
If we are, I'm going re redisturb.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
You, Claudia, you have the split vote because we're busy
being true to ourselves.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
To yourself. Those are the two that I was umming
and ring about. I want a VICI what she's only
gone and done it whatever, whatever got It's a happy
birthday from us. He's just one birthday. Banger awesome, thank you,
oh goody.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Through the Darmans Branklin.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
That is the sound of twenty thirteen, and it's Courtney's
husband Theo's birthday banger Avici Wake me Up number one today.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
In twenty thirteen, it was also Andrew and Nicholas's birthday
the twelfth of August. I was like, wow, it must
be a common birthday. The most common birthday in New
Zealand is September twenty seventh.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Nine months after New Year's. Oh okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
And then August the twelfth is ranked one hundred and fortieth,
so not even that common.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
It's so mid range. It's so mid the twelfth of August, we.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Were pushing to find if anyone was having a birthday curry,
because that's our tradition. We think we figured out that
people have a curry on their birthday in New Zealand.
We think we stubled upon, like a glitch in the matrix. Nobody,
none of the three. Somebody text in because someone said
they're having pizza for their birthday tonight. Someone texted and said,
but a chicken pizza is a thing. Guys, they might
be eating curry, which I think is a stretch. But

(56:22):
Rosemond has restored my faith in our theory and said,
my sister is having a birthday and tonight we eat curry.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Bday, curry.

Speaker 18 (56:35):
Bday carry and we talked about how we want to
do like a how we partner with Heartland Chips.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Oh yeah, we want to like partner with like Patax
or something and do a specific birthday partner with Little India.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, and do like a birthday carry okay, or like
a Denny's thing. If you coming on your birthday, you
get a half curry?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Would you?

Speaker 4 (57:02):
What about a pie a curry pie, chicken curry per
buttered chicken elite, you should.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Do that buttered chicken pie. But a chicken birthday pie
please a b C Yeah, yeah, b P.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
But a chicken birthday pizza at Hel Pizza. The Bri
and Clint buttered chicken birthday Pizza at Hal Pizza.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
For your birthday, limited time only. Must bring proof of
birth certificates.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? Podcast Brooks filling in
for Brie.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Yesterday we started our songs that made the scene. We
did party edition, and today I would like to swing
right down the other end of the spectrum and do
songs that made the scene.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Sobbing edition. Cry tracks yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Made you cry? Or the made the main characters cry.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
There are tears on screen and if you have a heart,
probably off screen turn okay, right, But mainly we're focusing
on the characters.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
This is their crying moment.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Sure, Okay, have you watched the film five Hundred Days
of Summer.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I have with as private Girl, and yes I have.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
And that guy from Ten Things I Hate About You
grown up.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Not the Scrubs guy. I am thinking of Garden State.
Yeah right, okay, stop stopping of Garden State. Great film.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Okay, So this song plays in not like a it's
more of a rev without spoiling the movie for those
who haven't seen it. But it's like a real revelation moment,
being like looking back and going, oh, all these.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Things that I thought was something else aren't.

Speaker 15 (58:32):
And it's really like wow, such a great song.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
And especially when it gets to a moment you're like, wait,
I kissed you and you didn't you had your eyes open.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
That means, oh my god, you didn't like me this
whole time, you know, like real, It really does build
this song.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Yeah, gorgeous, gorgeous movie Five hundred Days of Summer and
our songs that made the scene sobbing.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Addition, if you don't cry at this scene, heartless.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
This comes from a Christmas movie Love Actually, where the
main character Karen is given a gift by her husband.
That made her realize that he has another woman that
got another gift because she saw him buying two.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
It's tea.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
She saw him buying two gifts and she got She
mentioned earlier in the movie that she loves Jody Mitchell,
that she's her real soulmate. So she unwraps her Christmas
present thinking it's something else and it's a Joni Mitchell
CD and she oh my god, I didn't even get
to the best part yet, Clinton interrupted me. She gets
it and this just for mothers. She has to go
up to her bedroom and quite quietly because she's got

(59:39):
little kids down stairs who are really excited, and she's
just crying.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Well, this song is playing in the background, so dozy
dancing with that you feel every because she knows well
Ellen Rickman has given the diamond necklace that she thought
she was going to reced wrapped by mister Bean to
the sluzz from his work, and her kid's a joyful

(01:00:05):
It's Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Everyone else is happy and nothing's going wrong, but she's
having it. Oh my gosh, this hurt me on a
cellular level.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, I get that, you can.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
And there's the songs that made the scene sobbing. Addition,
Call Me by Your Name? Have you watched this Timothy Shellmy,
I know, controversial Arnie Hammer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
But oh because he did some cannibalism.

Speaker 6 (01:00:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
And there also there's the Peach scene in this movie
that I feel like we got over way too quick.
Nectarine or Peach scene that we got over way too quickly. Nonetheless,
Peach wasn't it? Yeah either either Timothy Shallamy. So he
falls in love with Arnie over summer, he's staying at
his place in Italy, and then this is this plays
when he like the love the fling. This is like
gay grease basically, right the fling is over, there's this

(01:00:46):
iconic like it's the visual of him staring into the fireplace.
Some is coming to an end and him realizing that
this love affair is also coming to an end.

Speaker 11 (01:00:54):
I loved you for the last.

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
Is it a video?

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
Just the end of summer is pretty sad and it's
southward to fall in love and fall out of love?
Who is this song by some like artist?

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Oh it's not like it's just like, I don't know.
They do the whole soundtrack for Call Me by Your Name?

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Yeah, right, Yet they still don't get a name credit
from Brook I'm sorry, non factor. I think their name
is okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Fourth on our songs that either we couldn't do the
Sobbing List without the Ultimate Cry song and don't call
me a low hanging fruit grabbing basic bee for doing this,
because genuinely, when this song plays in the Notebook at
the closing scene, you've got to shoot it tear for
these two.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Movie's probably twenty five years old. Is it still too
early to spoil what happens at the end of the
Notebook could be?

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Don't just don't have you know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
You know, I think it was the first movie as
well that I watched about old age. It's like sad,
but it's like beautiful sad as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
It's not like it's inevitable and if it is, because
it's going to happen, and it's kind of like that
would be a nice way for it to happen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Yeah, this beautiful moment the Notebook. Also, if you haven't
watched The Notebook yet, come on now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
As someone who's seen no movies even and I have
seen The Notebook.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, finally, and I've saved the absolute ripper. The last
songs that made the scene sobbing. Addition, Toy Story two,
where we're introduced to Jesse the Cowgirl and she gives
us basically a Vietnam flashback of how her owner, who
used to have her as a toy disowned I not
disowned her, she just grew up. Yeah, didn't need Jesse

(01:02:42):
anymore and left her in a box on the side
of the road to this song but Somebody Love Me.

Speaker 12 (01:02:48):
Everything was beautiful, every spend together, Swift.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
And my sorry Taylor Swift could never though she tried
hard with that new one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
It's just so reflective of why Jesse is the way
she is, has abandonment issues and has.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Jess's having a moment at the moment with the ushies,
She's a very desirable issue to get Jesse full circle
moment going and left on the corner. She's wanted again. Yeah,
until the kids get over the Ushi's in about six weeks.
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