January 1, 2026 • 8 mins
So nice we're doing it twice - but this time Clint's in the hotseat. What better way to start the year than by looking back on some of Clint's Fridayokes from 2025!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Should I request it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So here it is as long as you've got that.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's your Name's Brian Clint Podcast Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian
Glints Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, okay, like a ring.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I would like a ring, I would like it. I've
been bringing up my wedding finger, but like a big
at any diamond that I could wait for ann talk
and talk about it. And when the day is if
you can become that I could never do until about
this man is testiny? Help me, help me?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You can help me?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is taking in so long?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Where another?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Tell me your husband is coming?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Look at what you've done?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stand still falling away from me when it takes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Sola fires out?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What do you want to be now?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Old Dina myself was never enough for me.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gotta be so strong. There's a power in what you do.
Now every other day I'll be watching you. Oh, I'll
show you what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Now I'm money outside. Oh we need everything right now
I'm on the outside. Oh, I'll show you what it
feels like. Now I'm on the outside. Oh we did
(01:47):
everything right now our money outside.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You said ja.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Boom was broken, just for God?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Charge it? Oh a bit you're wearing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
God, I hope it's a wrong. Did you just say
we're finished it? And know we started it out? Just
so familiar? Baby? Why you call it stupid?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or is it so?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Maybe it's you slays, But there's a cuter word for it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know, man, child, Why you always come running of me?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Watch a lad in LiTi wanna be?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Never care half your braine?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Just days there?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
MANI, Why you always come running taking O my love
it from me?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Q jeans scene take mine off me? Oh golly, Jean,
I can't take no more. I'm going week in minies.
Where'd you put those keys? We can share one seed,
we can set one seed in the alien.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
The bag in the center of the room with the
windows row down. Boy, don't make me juice in the alien,
the bag in the center of the room with.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The windows row down.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
But I don't make me juice. I think you know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What this is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think you on a farm.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No you wake no, missus. Oh but you got a
spouts of gosh. We can in it while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
For your farm.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah you know what this is?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, you know what this is? A place in the city,
A chair in a bed. I cover up all the mirrors.
I can't see myself yet. I we smoke like a
(04:21):
wedding veil mimille. I won't eat step out into the
street alone in a sea. It comes over me. Oh
I'm missing you. Yeah, I'm missing you and all the
things we used to do. Dear May in the back garden,
(04:44):
blow our pupils up. Week is the hours straight for baby?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I remember saying then, this is the best cigarette of
my life. Well, I want you just like that in
de O Hayes wearing a sands I'm gonna knocks me out.
I didn't know then that you'd never been enough. Oh,
since I was seventeen, I gave you everything. Now we
wake up from a dream. Well, baby, what was that?
(05:19):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Baby? What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Twenty five years of my lucky is still trying to
get up that great big hell love, hope or a destination.
I realized quickly when I knew I should, that the
world was made up of this brotherhood of man.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Or whatever that means, and so a curse. Some times
when I'm laying in bed just to get it out
what's in my head, and that I'm feeling a little peculiar.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And so wake in the morning and I step outside
and I take.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
A dimack and I get real high, and Night screamed
at the top of my lum, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And I said, Hi, yay yay, hey yay.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I said, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And I said.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Hey, yay yay, hey yay yay.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I said, hey, what's going on? I went to the
moped store with shoppers. Salesman's like, what up, what's your budget?
(07:11):
And I'm like, honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds.
He said, I got the one for you. Follow me.
It's too real, throne down mirror. I don't need a windshield,
banana seat, a canopy on two wheels, eight hundred cash.
That's a hell of a deal.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm hitting downtown, cruising through the alley, ziptoo through the
streets like bellet. Hold up more pen to the ballet,
white walls on the wheels like Bennies.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So my crew is ill and all we need is
too good wheels. Got cash in the tank, cashing the
base and the man little over.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The rest of my face.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm a lick that stick, that break, a rough kick
cash looking at the backstage. You don't need a wristband Downtown, Downtown, Downtown.
She has her arms around your waist with a balance
(08:02):
that gookieper saved time. Have you ever felt the woman bry.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And sound on the Leather's secret between your.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Fod what no meat? Boy nowhere runs the streets, boy
fa father me for down. What you see is what
you get. Girls don't ever forget, girls eat, say nothing
yet until you're downtown. Play zidims, pre Inclined, Finanswer, Facebook,
(08:35):
TikTok and
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Live weekdays from three on ZIM
Should I request it?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
So here it is as long as you've got that.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's your Name's Brian Clint Podcast Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian
Glints Friday.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, okay, like a ring.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I would like a ring, I would like it. I've
been bringing up my wedding finger, but like a big
at any diamond that I could wait for ann talk
and talk about it. And when the day is if
you can become that I could never do until about
this man is testiny? Help me, help me?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
You can help me?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is taking in so long?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Where another?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tell me?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Tell me your husband is coming?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Look at what you've done?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stand still falling away from me when it takes.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Sola fires out?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
What do you want to be now?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Old Dina myself was never enough for me.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Gotta be so strong. There's a power in what you do.
Now every other day I'll be watching you. Oh, I'll
show you what it feels like.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Now I'm money outside. Oh we need everything right now
I'm on the outside. Oh, I'll show you what it
feels like. Now I'm on the outside. Oh we did
(01:47):
everything right now our money outside.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
You said ja.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Boom was broken, just for God?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Charge it? Oh a bit you're wearing.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
God, I hope it's a wrong. Did you just say
we're finished it? And know we started it out? Just
so familiar? Baby? Why you call it stupid?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Or is it so?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Maybe it's you slays, But there's a cuter word for it.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I know, man, child, Why you always come running of me?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Watch a lad in LiTi wanna be?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Never care half your braine?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Just days there?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
MANI, Why you always come running taking O my love
it from me?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Q jeans scene take mine off me? Oh golly, Jean,
I can't take no more. I'm going week in minies.
Where'd you put those keys? We can share one seed,
we can set one seed in the alien.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
The bag in the center of the room with the
windows row down. Boy, don't make me juice in the alien,
the bag in the center of the room with.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
The windows row down.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
But I don't make me juice. I think you know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What this is.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think you on a farm.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
No you wake no, missus. Oh but you got a
spouts of gosh. We can in it while you're driving.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
For your farm.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah you know what this is?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, you know what this is? A place in the city,
A chair in a bed. I cover up all the mirrors.
I can't see myself yet. I we smoke like a
(04:21):
wedding veil mimille. I won't eat step out into the
street alone in a sea. It comes over me. Oh
I'm missing you. Yeah, I'm missing you and all the
things we used to do. Dear May in the back garden,
(04:44):
blow our pupils up. Week is the hours straight for baby?
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What was that?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I remember saying then, this is the best cigarette of
my life. Well, I want you just like that in
de O Hayes wearing a sands I'm gonna knocks me out.
I didn't know then that you'd never been enough. Oh,
since I was seventeen, I gave you everything. Now we
wake up from a dream. Well, baby, what was that?
(05:19):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Baby? What was that?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Twenty five years of my lucky is still trying to
get up that great big hell love, hope or a destination.
I realized quickly when I knew I should, that the
world was made up of this brotherhood of man.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Or whatever that means, and so a curse. Some times
when I'm laying in bed just to get it out
what's in my head, and that I'm feeling a little peculiar.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
And so wake in the morning and I step outside
and I take.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
A dimack and I get real high, and Night screamed
at the top of my lum, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And I said, Hi, yay yay, hey yay.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I said, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
And I said.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Hey, yay yay, hey yay yay.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I said, hey, what's going on? I went to the
moped store with shoppers. Salesman's like, what up, what's your budget?
(07:11):
And I'm like, honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds.
He said, I got the one for you. Follow me.
It's too real, throne down mirror. I don't need a windshield,
banana seat, a canopy on two wheels, eight hundred cash.
That's a hell of a deal.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I'm hitting downtown, cruising through the alley, ziptoo through the
streets like bellet. Hold up more pen to the ballet,
white walls on the wheels like Bennies.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So my crew is ill and all we need is
too good wheels. Got cash in the tank, cashing the
base and the man little over.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The rest of my face.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm a lick that stick, that break, a rough kick
cash looking at the backstage. You don't need a wristband Downtown, Downtown, Downtown.
She has her arms around your waist with a balance
(08:02):
that gookieper saved time. Have you ever felt the woman bry.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And sound on the Leather's secret between your.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Fod what no meat? Boy nowhere runs the streets, boy
fa father me for down. What you see is what
you get. Girls don't ever forget, girls eat, say nothing
yet until you're downtown. Play zidims, pre Inclined, Finanswer, Facebook,
(08:35):
TikTok and
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Live weekdays from three on ZIM
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