Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Ask Me Anything- Episode Ten

Today you asked us... a very personal question for Vaughan and Hayley's Momoa advice!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
And welcome out Big Pot and live show. We'll be
back on July the twentieth. To ask me anything.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Umm, oh, this one's from bis Okay, it's an unusual
one to read.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is it's about myself?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh? Okay, var and love to see you so happy
with someone that shares your interest in hobbies, so.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Stoked for you? Do you think you'll get married or
have babies? Fucking fuckings?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Absolutely fucking pump the brakes on that one, bis so okay,
So let's just.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We'll probably recap. Let's have a whole recap.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Ya, don't I reckon leave out some day dream than everything?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah we know, yeahl um so yes. My marriage ended
in March of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
There will be a lot of There were a lot
of questions.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
A lot of for some reasons, well, people are interested.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
And then later in twenty twenty five, I started seeing
someone who's pretty fantastic so.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Far, dig give it time. We always these things time.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And it is so great to be seeing someone who
shares hobbies and interests. It's so great, that's all ridly
goot to say. It's wicked as you get to do
the things you really like with someone you really like, how.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Cool is that?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah? Can I maybe should I share something a little
something that I don't know if I should say that's
Jason Momore's dating advice.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I really liked it.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
So remember after going to Jason's gag, we went up
to the little private drink he poos afterwards and talking
to this couple that were kind of there just dating
but not really sure what they were doing, and Jason
kind of entered the conversation and he talked about finding
true love like you're one person, and he said, it's

(01:54):
your best friend, but they suck your dick. It's like
jays a red.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Of applause in the room.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, He's like, it's like hanging out with your bis
mates if she sucks your dirk.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Now google who Jess and Mama's dating. Yeah, lucky Dan,
if you're that whole, none of us are getting a chance.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, Amy's great.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
We love Amy.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah. Oh that's yeah, that's she's she am.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I like to say name, Wolf said name.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, you're allowed to say it.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
She cooks for us sometimes she bakes oh my god,
oil based Yeah, because she's got the peak costs as well,
and so she's a little bit more health conscious as
I am. You know, because of my your body's a temple.
Really going to make a change, She says.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Oh, no, I don't do that because of PCOS. And
you know, I know that tomorrow I'll pay the price
for for enjoying it now.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
And I said, oh, that's what Hailey's motto is, to just.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Pay the price paid for, pay the price.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
She's taking up a big dick, big dick. Anyone asked
about my divorce? No, no, people are giving you time.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Thank you, thank you, because I you know, I keep
very when you get widowed.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, you've been sad. And people don't want to intrude.
They don't. You know, when someone's twenty.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Year relationship does force to bits and they find happiness
with another person.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
They people have said like, what was the secret? How
did you do it?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I was like I just fell into my lap like
and that really fucks people off. People are like, I've
been single with my and I'm just like, I hate
to say how easy this was.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, I guess it's because lucky though the space probably
does a lot of the selling.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Wang and famously huge, huge, huge Wang.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
So beget to get the forcek and snipped off because.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
It just was enough space for it the face. Oh
my god.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Our friend Zane was telling us about this was a
fucking wild conversation on Saturday. Yeah, about the because he's
South African. One of his best friends is South African
and the journey that they go through when they lose
their foreskin.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
What is it, Well, they have to cook it on
the barbecue. Yeah, they they turned it into a big
boar sausage. And a lot of his black friends did this.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And because that's related to the because oh yeah, so
he doesn't even a full skin. Yeah, I love it,
and so it's part of becoming a man.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
They they do it in an adulthood. Yeah, they do
it when you're like a teenager. And so they cut
off the forey with a blade, Jez, and.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Then they send you into the bush to live for
like two weeks.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
He was telling us about it. Bleeding from the cock tip. Yeah,
with a fucking attach. They will attract the.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Lions from the cop and then they send you into
the bush and you stay as a group with everyone
else with bleeding cock tips. And there's a bunch of
people with bleeding cocktails and you just stay in the wild.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
You're not even it's not even a camp.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You're like in a very like like basic hut. You
said to like pool in the ground and at once
said you've got pill in his blanket.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Bleeding cocktap is wild, yeah, doesn't it one?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
And then you become a man.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
No, I'm all good as yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I think I just run away young.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I want to be forever young in the bush with
a bleeding cocktip. Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, well anyway, yeah, ouch ouch.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
How do we get Hereforne's got no for it.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That's where we're at.