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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Welcome out Big Pot and live shows back soon on
the twentieth of July. It's I'll ask us anything while
we're away on a midyear.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Break Carla from tott On. Her question is, guys, I
really want to know the big question about Flitch. Does
he have a dad?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Has no dad?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Energy do? I won't give no John a lovely John,
lovely John.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
She's got to he's riding his bike. He got knocked
off half Yeah, yeah, I really did.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Him a fucking missage.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
But he's an old mate and that he's worked in
the trade.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
You can't tell these people like he's not driving any
moreu likeily.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
They want him to stop, but like he gets some
training wheels on or something.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
That's we might need to get him a mobility scooter.
But there's no footpath by mum and dads. Is a
bit of a place where.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
One of your limes.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wrong, lovely I love Do you think abandoned? Abandoned by Danny.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Was emotionally stifled.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He grew up without. He grew up in the main
streets of New Plumber.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Yeah energy, No you give mum, but yeah, she she
was hard hard, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Couldn't had similar mothers, didn't we Yeah. I think Christine
had similar sorts of mothers quite hard.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, Mike pushed for a bit and then went total liberal.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, Yeah, she just wanted me to be like the.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Best and then was like comedian, Yeah I.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Have I'm not going to waste too much of my
energy trying to sort that old thing out.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
You know the first time I met John, I we
went down to New Plymouth and he came out for
drinks with us, and I was meeting your parents, and
then he put his arm around me and he said,
I think I might have failed my new wife to
your mum in a nice you know, like it was round.
I think I might have found my new wife.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, your dad, shock, these old mates blessed them, should
be canceled and.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Should hear the ship my dad started. My dad's a
bit younger, but he's got early on, said Alzheimer's.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So the filters are on.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Well, he doesn't camment about every.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Now and then, but in the following all sorts of
weird ship on Facebook, You're like dead, my dad. I
think my dad might have, you know, locked up some
sixty women on Facebook. Obviously somewhere he's joined a group
(02:47):
or followed or whatever, and he just gets inundated with
pornographic messages and then try to get rid of it,
but also like have that like.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Your mate, enjoy yourself, live it up.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Wow. When my grandad had a brain injury, they said
to us, his the first thing that happens with the
sort of brain injury is the filters are gone.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, because.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Prying, a Filipino nurse, walked down and you could just
see him eyeballing it, and we're like, here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is gonna be the first one. And he's like hello,
and we were just like, oh my god, Jesus.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Another question.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Well, and that's that's all I had allocated for this
ask meaning that's nice. Okay, I've got another one next.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Oh no, I could work I can work it out.
I can balance this. Okay. If you need to get
a new job tomorrow and it couldn't be radio, what
would you do?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I know, I can't do anything other than comedy, other
than do other than what we're already doing.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh I I want to Okay, yes, I thought about this.
I want to be like an antiques buyer and like
buy all sorts of cool furniture and bits and bobs
and then have like it in storage and people can
hire it out for like weddings or photo shoots or
because then I just get to shop. But it's a business.
My house is full.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Now, I'm like, now, wash, there's only so many taxi
honeybas one can hand it And do you want to
say it?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, that would be nice, okay, but.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah that's what I do. I go like vintage shopper.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Saying I could be a checkout check because I still
get to press the buttons the machines that take me over. Though.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, I not kind enough, Like you're not friendly enough
to people if they were taking their time.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Putting their little bit on the bread on first, and
you're like, you're dumb bitch, get squashed by the heavy
put the heavy stuff on first.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Let's go make my job a whole lot some can there.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, bread squashed?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
You be complaining to my manager by the bread squash
your own, And then the.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Matage would come out to you and be like, what
we had a few complaints, Carl about your demeanor and stuff.
You'd be like, but the whole the environment's fucked, you know,
and I can't. It's the conditions of what we're working
in was like fucked, it's all we need a new
system on the fucked.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I think it's retire on the beach.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I think you just need to move somewhere cheap so
to make what you have like sell.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Up, go further thentire, be broke.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
In a cheaper place, surrounded by Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're going there, some some tan skins and get there.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
We've got a pet that, if it all goes tits up,
will shoot you on the back of a boat and
no one will ever know.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, you'll weigh me down though, remember because.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
When you gotta do that though, because I can't tie right.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I don't want you guys going to prison for this.
No no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no. We won't be going to
We won't be going to prison. What you do for,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
You want to be a groundskeeper, Yeah, it could be
a groundskeeper or a guarden.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Sometimes I see schools and I'm like, are a bit
looking at a bit rough?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
The education doesn't have money, I know that.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
And that's what it's got money, and it's looking a
bit rough. My fucking hdges. Still we're driving past Schools
of Strangers.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, okay, I'll do the hdges. By the time this
podcast is released.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I would have done the HDGES before I go over.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
You will have fallen off. You will have fallen off
the letter, fallen off the letter, and I'll be taking
you out on the back of a boat and shooting
you in the back of the hidden weighing you're down in,
tossing you in the harbor.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
All my life insurance comes through to my parents, going
to need that. Yeah, sweet, whatever, I