Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitim podcast network. This is from Fleshwood and
Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets. Welcome to
the show, Fletch, Moorn and Haley and brennanby back in
with us for deal or revealed this morning. We've been
giving you all weekend the chance to jump the queue
and play, and we're going to do that at seven
am this morning for one lucky caller over the weekend,
and then at eight o'clock your chance to call through

(00:26):
and pick one of our cases still inside. Five thousand
dollars five bucks has gone. Yeah. Well that's the good.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
That's my lucky numbers. So I'm glad I'm not playing
because I would have picked that.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So still what ten cases left? Ten remaining ten have
been opened after a week. Yeah, so your chance to
get through on playing win some cash at eight o'clock
this morning. Also big announcement just after eight o'clock we're
regarding Fletch, Morn and Haley live. And I would just
say just say, if you're in christ Church, listen out,

(00:59):
because I.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Mean to do with the christ Church one that's sold
out really quickly, because I know you've been working at it,
haven't you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I've been on the blow. We're all weak in
with the council about my extension plans. Yeah, so you
might have with the James Hay been able to free
up some more. Well, we can't say anything until late
o'clock this morning. We can't. Well, I want to talk
to James Hay had a few more seats. Yeah, right,
we'll see eight o'clock top six morn today. What have
you got? Well, that's in the seven o'clock hour this morning.

(01:30):
That tells me that producer Shannon has extreme confidence that
it's going to be a good one. I think she's blind.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
She's too cold for blind confidence. Hey, congrats.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So the top six things you'll see on the New
in New Zealand menu because Josh Emmitt's doing Arena.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I love Josh's Scott potatoes. Oh I haven't had them,
simply must.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Gwyneth Paltrow loves a bit of Josh Emtt doesn't. She's
a big fan. We love Josh Josh. We've had him
in before, haven't we, Silver Fox? Yeah, feed me, daddy.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't know if we say respect Yeah, well, of
course respectfully.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Feed me daddy. That's better Nicks on the show A
first and a type of shark attack. I'm not a
huge fan of talking about shark attacks because we're attached
way more sharks than they attack us. Yea, they feel
like if sharks hadn't used networks, had been another human attack.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Aren't you more than more likely to be trampled by
a cow or something like that?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
They're right down the list of the types of animals
that can cause you harm. But an interesting type of
shark attack. I'll tell you about it next play it. Iowa.
Are you familiar with the state of Iowa?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I am, indeed right in the Slipnot album. Is that
the one you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You were, yep, one and the same the land the
completely landlocked state of America.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Iowa in the middle, somewhere right in the middle. Okay,
we're skinny as a country. I know, you're never that
far from a coast. And even when you're in the middle,
like you lake, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
At least a pond or a stream.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, and I'm looking here this is that's a sizeable
lake there, lake red Rock in the state.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Always another big lake. Just weird not living by the beach,
you know, seeing the ocean flitch.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's actually just part of who we are. It's a country.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It makes us. I mean, a little drive over to Chicago.
It's next door to Illinois, so you could go and
see that lake. So it's the first ever shark attack
in Iowa. So great, what sharks are walking now?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wait, they've developed legs.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
No Sharknado. Yes, because it's it's it's the it's the
Tornado tunnel up the middle of America.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
A shark attacks. Okay, wait, hang on before we giggle
at this is the person attacked alive.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
They were bitten. They were just bitten. And it was
just they sang first of a shark attack and a
land locked state, and you're like wow, and then you
hear it's in a quier okay, and you're like okay,
and then you hear it was a staff member that
was that was You're like okay, and then you hear
it was bitten by an eighteen inch bamboo shark. So like, high,

(04:12):
that is right, Okay, this is a bit of nothing.
And then they've sort of sold us on this a
little hard here. It locked on, yeah, to the employee's hand.
It had to be euthanized because they killed this shark,
Why didn't they.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Just open it with some tongs or something, Get some
kitchen tongs. It's kind of yanked apart.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
If it's that small, Like you can't even use a
mini tong. Tongs are good for grabbing much like a shark. Yeah,
but I was just like you could use them to
pry open or something or not really jack. It's sort
of a carjack situation some yeah, right something.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
They maybe didn't have a carjack at the quarium ready
to go?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yeah? Did they try and.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Tickle them because your mouth or block their nose?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, be like how are you gonna last?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Or ask because that's such a special of a dog
natures on a because the dog has to take its
mouth out off you to be like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I did not consider.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, it's like guide you do there for So were
they feeding it?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Yeah? And it's they.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hand feed them. The aquarium is only for two years
and it's shutting down, okay because of this savage savage arkitekt.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
From what is a what is? I wonder why I've
never heard of a bamboo shark.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Y?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's so tiny. Remember we were in Fiji swimming flich
and we all saw.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That white tip reef shark and it was really tiny,
but we got out of the water.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
This one's even smaller. Okay, yeah, so it's it's not
gonna you're not going to do anything fresh noble. We'll
call it. Let's call it a fish noble first.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Noble with slightly sharper teeth in a gold fresh.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yeah. So, worldwide average, on average, less than ten people
die each year from a shark attack. It's about sixty
to eighty unprovoked attacks each year, whereas humans estimated to
kill one hundred to two hundred and seventy three million
sharks every year. Yeah, what's well?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I think horses one year with the ten deadliest animals.
I mean, you still don't want to be one of
those ten people?

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Who?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Who?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Who?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
What animals are killing us? The most mosquitoes? God damn it, it's.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
All because they've got all the Germys in the middy
shoved in our blood. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Malaria, dingy fever, and yellow fever estimated seven hundred and
fifty thousand human deaths a year.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
What is that when you got once jungle fever? Yeah,
I got jungle fever. I got it so bad as well.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Say that I got it bad, Julee, I got it,
I like couldn't shake it off and Chan Actually, actually
I can tell you from personal experience, you can live
with jungle fever. Do you live time with her? And
you wasn't manage the manage it.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
I worked so hard to try to it because it
was driving me crazy. Jungle fever is widely considered a
very offensive and derogatory You will stop there, apologize.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
I'm a sufferer. Am I allowed to use the word
you are?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
You're not?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
PC way? I can't imagine if that's if that's if
that's not allowed. I don't think there is.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I thought it was dingy to start with because I
was acting so erratically.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Right again, Yeah, I got diagnosed. Malaria used to be
called jungle fever? Did it because that's where you would
you would be in the jungle riting, you would literally
get it. Yeah yeah, yeah, but that's why when you
go to places, you've got to take the pels what
is it the doxy once a day.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I thought you meant the contraceptive pearl. That's what I
was taking to cure. Okay, okay, we won't say it anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know the Second dead List animals to humans. Yes,
of a human elephant. No, what's the hippopotamus right now?
Hippotamus not up there. The rhinoceros is dangerous, though. Snakes,
the hippopotamus is dangerous. Dogs fourth, because they're everywhere. I
guess yeah. Dogs. There was mosquitoes and they're humans. Snakes, dogs,

(08:14):
fresh water snails. What that's embarrassing? Imagine doing? Is that
one of those snails that you take a million dollars,
but if it ever touches you, you diet and it's
chasing you forever? And could you would you do it?
I reckon I could outlast the snail, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
No, one day you'll be going down the bloody driveway
to get something and you'll stand on it.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You'll be like, that's me, that's You're gone, crunch in
the slither of a snail. Snail kill you. How to
do fresh freshorter snails kill people? Fresh world snails kill people?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Indirectly, we're hosting and releasing parasitic flatworms blood flukes and
calling it causing scisom. Russian Russians also known as snail feever.
You can't say snail fever anymore.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I don't have smell fever, got jungle fever. You can't
say that if you've ever been killed my snail, and
so it kills people in tropical troble regions Africa, Asia
and South America. This is just another bloody thing to
watch out for when to go to bar with it.
But how do they get on you? Because like a
snail's not slow moving, you must have to stand on it,
or it leaves some residume it's They leave it in

(09:16):
the water and then humans drink the water. The parasitic
multiplies inside the freshwater snail and the subsequently shed into
the water such as lakes or rivers, as free swimming lava. Well,
I'm not having a nice simla cocktails. I'll tell you
that when humans weighed, bathe or swimming contaminated fresh water,
the parasites actively penetrate the human skin. Once inside the bloodstream,
the worms mature and migrate to blood vessels around the

(09:37):
liver intestines of better where they maintain like thousands of
eggs and slowly.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Draining thousands of eggs.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
God work, fresh water snails, Well, I'm taking Next time
I go swimming, I'm taking blitz blitz and can we
your rash shoot as well. You like your rash shirt, don't.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
We always thought it was to hide your pocku, but no,
it's a safe.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Safety save me from the freshwater snail.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Does the end poka needwork?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Now? You're a very wise man, I will say thus, Fletch,
you're a very wise man. And you once said to
me one moment, PAS saved so deep in here because
you said it so long ago, and it really moved me.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
And Hailey has a file of quotes, just.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Moving quotes from Fletch. She's basically a mum on Facebook. Yeah,
sharing quotes now my favorite one. And I think this
is something to live by. Your excuses will destroy you
and take everything that you ever wanted if you let them.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well, I didn't say that. That's from a guy on
a podcast and I shared that with you. Sorry what,
I'm sorry you?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh? Yeah, years ago, but I'd love that you've still
got it saved.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, I say this in twenty twenty four. Are you
living by this?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Absolutely? I'm not going to the gym today. I'm exhausted.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, fair enough. Do you know what your excuses?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Listen? My excuses will also support Megan a little bit
more slam sure now that your excuses will destroy you
and take everything you ever wanted if you let them.
Is my personal favorite quote from Fletge. But it is
not your most well known and it's not the one
that you decided to live.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Well, this one's not plangiarized it or this is me.
This is my quote, and your favorite quote is never
trust anybody ever, full stop, ever, ever ever.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
So Kerrie Washington fantastic actress, she's a scandal amongst many things.
She is promoting her new series, Imperfect Woman, and she
did a little post with you promoting the show with
the caption you cannot trust anybody dot dot dot. So

(11:48):
she went a lipsey than full stop but then capital
letters ever. Now that's pretty close. She knows that's pretty close,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's close.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
You cannot trust anybody dot in your words, full stop,
full stop, full stop ever ever, full stop.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I mean, it's perfect.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
But the reason people are talking about this fantastic quote
that clearly she's a podcast listener, has heard you say before.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
She must have.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Podcast calendars. Maybe she's got quote Wellndar. The reason people
are talking about it is debro Leigh Furnace, who is
Hugh Jackman's ex with whom he divorced last year.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
And that was it didn't seem that amicable, did it?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Even though it was sold as amicable. God, what did
they say? A wonderful, loving marriage and a mutual decision
to quote pursue our individual growth.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Jesus, that's written by an agent.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
She got on the comment on Kerry Washington's post and said,
oh my God, so true. Hilarious. Now, rumor has it
Hugh Jackman's not very happy about this. No, they must have.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Some sort of agreement.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Now we don't address the real side, the real reason
for the divorce.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
He hasn't commented because he's with who is his girlfriend?
Is the girl, the younger lady he was doing Broadway
with at the time of the Yeah, okay, has to
be some crossover. He's dating American actress and singer Sutton Foster,
two time Tony Award winning Broadway star and has co starred.

(13:30):
So she's got some youngmans. The music man. If he's
got some lungs on you, then he's a big musical
theater nurse. Of course he is what's your name, Sutton Foster?
Sutton Foster. This goes to show you can't trust anybody fullster.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
I I thought she was younger. She's she's fifty one
years old herself. Yeow, so she's cute. It tight, he's
keeping it tight.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's the singing in the dancing. But now she can't
trust him either. She has reason not to, but not
everyone lives by there.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I trust most people dot dot dot most full stop
most of the people until understand that you can't trust them, because,
like I said, you can't trust anybody. And I switched
to for me once. Shame on you, Yeah, for me twice,
Shame on me.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
The fletchborne and Hailey beg pod.

Speaker 6 (14:27):
Hailey, silly little pool, silly little poll. It is so silly,
silly silly, that silly little pool, silly poo, silly silly
little silly.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
A soup features a higher proportion of liquid broth and
has often simmered uncovered a stew. However, just enough.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Liquid to barely cover the hearty, trunkier ingredients that have
cooked slowly in a covered pot to create a rich.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Thick gravy.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
There's your difference, Okay, So would you today's silly stew?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
So it's soup for me?

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Is that it's stew for me.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
It's stew for me. I wouldn't put a soup over
a mesh or a rice or a bread or whatever.
Stew's versatile. Jew you could do over potatoes. I always
get hungry again, and I know it's a mental thing.
After soup, I'm like, well that wasn't enough. It was
just all liquid and bloody soft, fine, just like chicken.
Well what one soup? Sixty two percent of people said soup,

(15:30):
it's jew. Yeah, I love a stew that What about
getting home and the crop pot's been on all day?
Get that time of year. I like a good suit
that's almost a stew, you know, Like you get those
sometimes those bougie packet soups at the supermarket. They're they're
legit great yeah, so expensive, yeah they are. You got
to buy them on special, like you reduced to clear

(15:53):
where two days leave to expire. Yeah, ye, and eat
it that day maybe the next you'll be right. Jordan said,
Mum always made terrible stew, but Dad always made amazing soup.
So thus it.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
You can retake like how we were, like our generation
took back the Brussels sprout. Oh my god, I the
nicest Brussels Sprout's at a very nice restaurant in Wellington
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Right roasted. Now we're talking. Now, we're talking hard with
a with a. I think it was like a yogurty
something on. Yes, was here a bolsama? It was al
Megan said, I like the fun of surprise veggies in
my mouth. Well, that can be soup, yeah, stew because

(16:39):
I'm yet to find a meaty soup and meaty soups
and stew. So steward is no, because the soup can
have me have chickens in it. I don't see a
single appealing thing about soup. I like to chew my food,
not drunketsin Selana.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
That's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
We all get to an age where it's soup and everything. Yeah, yeah,
Holy moly, this is the hardest, hardest a little pole
you've ever done. Wow, and I poop poo. It didn't
I vorn? I said, here's a vorn peck. Holy moly.
Both are so good And it completely depends on the

(17:14):
type and maker. I love a good oxtail stew. It
can't be a good visice. She's got some oxtail in
the freezer. And do we love oxtail? So yuck. It's
such a riach delicious a hot Steve said, soup with
crusty bread all the way. It's the prob of them.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
When you get a loaf of that tiger bread, you've
eaten half a loaf of bread by the time you
finish your butter and bread.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Some more feedbacks, Samanthasis stew, because then I can make pies.
That's true. For you've just made a pie though. What
you've done there? Now you make a stew, and then
the left of a stew, you're making it to a.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Point, chuck about the postry on top. It's just really
it's just a sloppy pie, isn't it a pastryless pine
with a bit more slop. Yeah, yeah, excuse my ignorance
in Brier, but what is the difference that all stews
not just thick soups and soups, but thin stewice? And
then we just explained it at the top there, Brian.

(18:14):
But she's not wrong all wrong. Yeah, I hopefully I've
covered that.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Now, Dana. I literally neither. If I wanted to feel
half full, I drinking smoothie a cold suit. Yeah, but
you're not eating a heart enough stew. Dana. Yeah, your
meal and a broth. Really, yeah, Felicity, I had my
lifetime quotas stews and castres and her mum was in

(18:39):
her between husband's era. I thank you. Working mom had
to put something on in the morning and get home
and use ship bag.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Kids weren't doing buggalo skull farting around watching Pokemon and
Power Rangers.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
She had a jam something on in the morning that'll
be ready by night.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
And as Stew is what it was in you are
fair to look at you now? Yeah, turned out that
you only need divorced dad rant. Okay you now you
only need a can of tomatoes and some cheap beef,
and you're halfway thereby, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
But water and a packet, a seasoning.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Packet, season some something, some stocks, some frozen ve some future.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
We're away laughing. I'm laughing. Well for today's little pole,
we ass is it super or is it?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Stew?

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Sixty two percent said soup baby.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Needwork plays it ends.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
After pay in New Zealand have released how much money
they are making off us kiwis alone and late fees
every year. Now, before I tell you how how do
they change the late fees because you use after pay
a back.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
It feels like a big thing that I'm paying and
I'm budgeting, you know, so I'll do it over for
I've not missed a payment. I once had a card
like not go through, but they give you a grace
period of ten days if your card didn't go three
or something.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You didn't have enough money your account, So the wrong
card if you only pay four payments, but you don't
pay interest if you pay it off, and the maximum
that you can put on after pays four thousand dollars
according to a cook search here. Okay, so keep that
in mind when I tell you that orders under forty dollars,
if you miss a payment, you get a one time

(20:22):
late fee of up to twenty five percent of the
total order. Okay, So a twenty dollar order would incurre
a maximum of a five dollars late fee. Right, that's
under forty dollars. Forty dollars over a ten dollars late
fees charged as soon as your payments missed. A subsequent
seven dollars additional late fear applies if the installment remains
unpaid for seven days, and late fees will never accept
exceed sorry, the lower of twenty five percent of the

(20:43):
total order value. So bear that in mind when I
tell you that in New Zealand, after payer is making
almost twenty million dollars a year in late fees. Twenty
That is insane, right, this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
But this is the like after They used to be
for your big purchases and your shopping and maybe if
you're buying a couch it was easier to but then
they started at the booze store.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
After paying them everywhere, and it's everywhere now. So in
twenty twenty four they made eighteen point five million in
late fees and this last year, according to its results
show nineteen point seven million last year. Okay, so they
don't just make money with late fees off customers. The

(21:32):
primary driver is merchant fees. Businesses pay after pay a
flat fee plus a percentage of the total purchase, usually
four to six percent to be able to have after
be able to have. But that doesn't include that, right,
that's just what they made from late That's just what
they made from late fees.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I'm just looking to see if I've ever been charged,
which is crazy, right, Oh gosh, But you think about
how much money businesses make even if they have to
pay this fee because it's people that wouldn't be able
to buy it.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yes, they're tacking it up.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Yeah, you just gotta you just It's a loan, and
it's how loans work.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Like all loans.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
These companies, they don't create them to be helpful. It's
the money making, you know what I mean. It's just
like any kind of loan.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
It is helpful at the start generates over one billion
US dollars and and your revenue, but that's everywhere because
a few other places.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yeah yeah, I think it's like can you afford it?
In general? Ultimately will still end up spending the same
amount of money as it sounds a little bit more as.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Well plays it ends Fletch one from the Flete and
this is the top six.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Friend of the show.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting him.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh yeah, he doesn't like you, he did.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Start.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
I didn't say Josh mcalled me a stupid bitch. She
thinks she can run a cooking show. Stupid bitch. That's
I mean, that was not say that.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Hayley, excuse me, don't wind your sister up, please, She's tired.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
She had a big weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Lovely Josh, But I know lots about his restaurants and
his great food, and I follow him on the socials.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Lovely got some lovely at home recipes. My head chief
for Gordon Ramsey. Yeah has scarlet potatoes, you simply musked.
So he is the new culinary ambassador for in New Zealand.
He's his our new ministry business premiere. So fletch Fletcher's
people when I get an upgrade? Okay, yeah, yeah, same.

(23:48):
Where's this premiere lux and premium economy on long haul
flights out of Auckland. Well that's lovely for everybody who's
on the show who's not me. I guess I'll just
reading whatever shlop they service down the back. Well, i've
got the top six. Actually, you're going to be down
the back for the next week while Han.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
J.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
At your own home, I'm not going to the airport
look out for and just watch them planes take off
and land like my parents used to when we were poor.
Thirty six j In your own home, you're just on
the couch. Yeah, it's called the couch. Yeah, we watch
travel shows. Sweetie.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
We'll be to whatsap. You from Paris. You're right, hon,
they have WhatsApp in Paris. We'll be able to do
it to you, at least from the Eiffel Tower Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
When Vaughan thought WhatsApp was in global No, do they
have one. Well, you guys know that's not what happened Italy.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
No, you were on your way and you were going
through the Middle East, and I know there's some different
rules there and I won't know specifically where you were
if WhatsApp was.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
The go horn. It's a global app in China.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
It's because you were trying to message us on grinder
when we were in the Middle East.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, I've actually had a peak a peak at Joshi
and it's new menu. Okay. I've got the top six
things you'll see on the new a menu because I'm
just on his Instagram and man, he cooks a good thing,
well a number sex. I can't wait to see what
this one looks like because it sounds amazing. Green lolly
pasta salad, okay, and so that's just a past green
your standard sort of oily cold pasta salad, but instead

(25:18):
of like olives, he's got green. It's got the green
lolly in it. Crunch will be quite jarring. Well, then
that's what he's gone for.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
There, the contrast, the juxtaposition of crunch and sli, crush
and slop and pasta and extremely sweet candy green lolly
greens the worst, No, green's the best lolly. If you
think green lollies are the worst, they've really had a
swing and a miss with you in this menu, because
it blas.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Number five is a Ti green lolly curry. There's always
a curry on a fly.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's two of my favorite things. It's the Ti green
curry that we all know and love. But it's got
the green lolly in it.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
But when when when you get a curry or any
kind of you know, additional that on an airline, it's
always soaked into the rice and everything else. And there, Yeah,
like a plem for the lollly.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
It's the top the green curry, lovely green lolly again,
adding just that nice Contrastone should be paying you for
these ideas well.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
They it's not typically that much crunch and a time green.
They need to pay me that paid Josh. He came
up number four on the list of the top six
things you'll see on the New New Zealand menu.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
A leafy green loly salad. Okay, so it's it's a grief.
It's a leaf for green salad with green lollies.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
What's the dressing we're putting on there?

Speaker 3 (26:34):
A sweet or a tart that You've got two options,
lemon juice if you're watching.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Your calorie otherwise for a really rich caesar, I reck
lovely Oh. Number three on the list of the top
sex in New Zealand menu. Green lolly omelet.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
It's you when you wake up from your plane slow, yep, yep,
it's got green lollies.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Crunchy omelet feels horrendous. Just because you've got a boring
palet doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I'm just having a look here at Josh Emmett's sticky
date pudding. Is he not?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh, do you have a green lily sticky day? Is
he not putting that on the menu? Why has he
got so much green lolly stick Number two on the
list of the top sex things you'll see on the
New Zealand menu. This would be right up your rally, Haley.
A green lolly martini. So it's a martini, okay, but
instead of olives on the skewer. They've used a drill
to drill a hole through and they've got the green hole.

(27:34):
They drill a pilot holes the bamboo skewer because you
can't give a steel one because you'll stab somebody in
the you're sharing that.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Because sometimes a martini they hit a bit hard.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
The sweet now smite, and the green lolly and number one.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Just having a look because he's got a beautiful steak
free here is that in the menu?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Well, unfortunately not because number one and the last position
of today's top six things you'll see on the New
in New Zealand menu green lolly, cassava chips. Oh okay,
what flavor are they green?

Speaker 3 (28:09):
It feels like Joshima was told to use up all
the lollysies they were Like one thing we asked is
that your resumes somewhat to windle our back supply of
green lollies.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
That is today's stop secks the z.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
N podcast networks.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
Sure, flesh one.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well, it's probably not as glamorous as the New Zealand
Wan Awards or or you know, similar awards. But over
the weekend there were the awards for the best Tasting
Water in the country, we take great pride and everywhere's like,
oh yeah, that's it's not so. Judges look for color,
completely translucent without any white or brown and toe. I

(28:51):
don't actually see color.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I hopefully would see color if it was in my water.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think you're even entering. I
don't know. I assume the local council fills up a
one leader jug or something and if it's a little brown,
they're like, let's not bother this year. They're not in contingtion.
I don't know. So judges look for color. They also
look for odor or they smell for odor. Water bottle stinks,
but that's because the water bottles moldy. Maybe wash that out,

(29:20):
and and taste. So it's kind of those three things
that they look for. And one over TU has beaten
out Napier City Council in the Grand finals, making it
New Zealand's best tap order, so move from them. Napier
was also Napier in the NATU, also up against the

(29:43):
Lakes District Council Western they have Plenty District on Thursday night.
Any of that, those were kind of the finalists, so
everywhere else this is perfect in the country must have
pooh water.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
So I'm in a couple of weeks, just over a
couple of weeks time, I'm in Hawk's Bay, and then palme,
so should I take down some gallon?

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Do that?

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Because I see that when I always fill up the
water bottle going over the Kimo Ranges.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Of course I couldn't stop myself Kimi and then had
the ranges. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And you see, dudes,
they're filling up like those office glug glugs. Yeah yeah, yeah,
the glug glug bottle.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah. Yeah. Guy.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
He told me it's good because it doesn't have the
brain altering chemicals of it.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
And I was like, oh yeah, man. And then he
drove away and on the back of his ute that
said no five G and then some other slants, some
slurs about Jacinta probably smoking Siggy. Yeah, loves a vape.
Loves a vape. Yeah, ironically chemicals going into your body
in the form of liquid. But anyway, yeah, I love it.
I love when everyone's got a little seq one.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Not everybody.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
You've got a little secret water spots. It's good water
up there.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Yeah, it's good stuff. Oh man, I want something, So
you go to take some glug glugs. Oh well, I'm
I'm I'm flying into nape Yer, then dryving to party,
then flying out a party, so I'd have to chicken in.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
You're going to have the beast water in the country, I.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Might What if I just fill it up? Fill myself
up with it, you know, hydrate with just New Zealand's
finest do they do under the microscope because you know
those real bad fine blind taste tests. Because that water
and barley tasted delicious and boy our ainuses didn't think so.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Then podcast network plays ends flesh.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh we love a little gossip. That's why we aren't
live on you know, like Facebook or something, because when
the songs are playing, we have a little goss and
you could never hear it. Now, gossip is often associated
to just women because when men do it, it's more
networking or locker room chat. But when women do it,

(31:52):
it's like a Cassie indulgence and we're tearing people apart.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Men love a goss just as much as we good.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
For us, it's good we hear things through the great
fine we connect, we let go of things. You've got
to do it safely, but there's ethical ways to do it.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
And online. It's done. Seven rules. When we're talking about
this recently, it's a way to bond.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Like common enemies. Yep, you know, brings us closer to
get it, doesn't it. So here's seven rules for ethical gossiping.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
It's not going to hurt anyone, I know. Listen, okay.
Number one, Actions and words only.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
The only fear game of stuff that's actually been heard
or witnessed.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
So we're not making it up. We're not spreading rumors.
We work with someone who had the rule. If you're
out of the room, you're fair game.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
The moment you start speculating or adding details to really
make your story pop, you've left the ethical It's the
art of the storyteller. That's how rumors get out of control.
Then the next person adds a bit of spin and flare,
and then you.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Go, well, I know this to be true. I know
you don't. So actions and words only, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
The second rule for ethical gossiping the no go list
permanently off limits someone's appearance, sexuality, family dynamics, health, or
anything they didn't choose and can control, like disability or
right you know, space as fault.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It's not our friend Matt's dis message hate gossip and drama.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
He does.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Love, he does, and if he has to partake, he
does it ethically.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
But yeah, we don't. You don't. We're not low blowing.
You're not going in and making fun of people for
something that they can't control. The third rule for gossiping
separate the act from the person. So if you're if
you're going they've done something, we can go, oh my god,
they did this, But then we don't have to say
that that they're fundamentally the worst person ever, even if
they've cheated. Yeah, I think this is great for listen. Critically, second, third,

(33:54):
and fourth and fifth hand gossip should be taken with
a big old chunk of salt because of old multiple
filters have been gone through.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Because of everybody adding a bit to the story and
their own spin. To number five, we're keeping it light.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
We're keeping it light.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Gossip should be fun. That's why we're doing it.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
We're have fun.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
We're having fun time.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
If it feels heavy and mean, you're.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Doing it wrong. Jane Austen once said, here's a little
quote for what we for.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
What do we live but to make sport of our
neighbors and laugh at them in our turn like that,
but we're keeping it light.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Number six, it's not a weapon.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Gossip's not about even like, you know, causing actual harm
or hurting someone or ruining their life. We're just having
a nice little fun sharing friends. And this is the
seventh thrall. They call it the Golden rule. Gossip unto others.
This feels biblical as you would have them gossip unto you.
If the roles were reversed and you were the subject,
would you be like, ah, that's fair, you know that's

(34:48):
having Would you be like that, that's mean and here's
a violation of my privacy? Yeah, well the teacher see that.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Mad have you want to feel you've seen You want
to feel good about gossiping and not badly play keep
it like, keep it fun, and only say things you
know to be true?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Does that? M Podcast Network plays Haley, we.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Want to know now about your parents rogue social media posts?
My parents good? Since I told Mum sharing the range
rover with the with the bow around, it's not actually
going to want an arrange rover because the range rover
doesn't exist. Christine doesn't post on social media anymore. She
looks she will hijack a birthday post that you wouldn't believe.
If I say happy birthday to someone, she'll pop in

(35:35):
the comment of that post out and also from me
in and I, oh lovely she bless them with a
little bit of that. But she doesn't post on social media.
She loves being tagged when her grandchildren are involved, yep,
so that her friends can see this, see the stuff
going on. But yeah, we mentioned this because there has
been a few. There have been a few that I've witnessed,
and I don't want to bring names into it. But

(35:56):
it's the ones where I won't say anything to the parent,
I'll say it to their childhood. I'm often friends and saying, hey, look,
your mom's said. Her mom's sharing a thing and encouraging
everybody to share it so she can win a caravan
because someone ordered one but didn't come to pick it up.
What's again as another scam?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So I don't want to and I won't. Okay, how
do I do this without pulling my parents into it?
And they listen to the so much like Connor on
Love on the Spectrum when he goes, you don't know
how to do this without pulling my mom?

Speaker 2 (36:25):
It's about this.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
So okay, okay, here's two things about about my parents
in their facebooks. Okay, first of all, my mom, My
mom's pretty good, and I would like to say that
my parents are both very liberal. So but my mom
has started using AI image generators to.

Speaker 9 (36:47):
To what to.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
AI generate her renovation in Italy to a finished state,
and it's been amazing. She goes, you know, this is
what it could look like, and this is what the
catch and then she gives that to the architects and
the builders over there because they're Italian and kind of
lazy and slow. She's like, this is what I wanted
to look like. Brush your innovator house in Italy and

(37:12):
you'll you'll count you like your stars were in New Zealand.
So she's been using this AI generated thing. And then
Mum changed her profum picture and my brother text me
and said, what's mom done?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh no, you don't want to hear that. Who are
these people? Oh?

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Photo?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
And I was like, that's different.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
So mum as AI generated her and my dad in
her photo of her, she looks like Lord Farquad, very
very different, and my dad looks like Steve Who I mean,
there's just no what is this? And then the other
side is my dad. He's kind of lost control of
his Facebook page and the only messages he gets ah

(38:00):
from OnlyFans creators. Oh dear, Okay, Now I don't know
what Craig's been looking at, but give the man's rest
some time on his hands. He's followed something, he's getting
the CZ.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
On the Super yet he's not on the Super yet,
and so in like a month away, if you want
to spend your Super on an only fan subscripture, went
through it. I went through it and just went, what
the how is this?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
And he hasn't liked it, but somewhere or something's gone
on algorithm anyway, Yeah, our parents have gone a bit
rogue on face.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
When and that's what we want to know this morning,
like what of your parents? What's your parents rogue social
media posts? We're also wanted to go outside of Facebook,
although that is their home, and it's their homes, this
spiritual home. I love when someone goes to search something
but it's actually the post or my somebody's mum who
was purtare saying who's this? But they meant to send

(38:52):
that picture. Yes, I don't know that public comment and
they think it's a private message.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Well, they just have liked something so wild and your
shared to their page and you're like.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Okay, well i'll waite hundred dollars. Anyone want you to
call us? Now? You can text through nine six nine six.
It's a lame.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
What was your parents rogue social media move? What is
your your parents rogue social media move?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
As of late?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Let's let's just go a whole ai yeah, no one, yea,
well that's not that embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
They still look lovely on that. My god, we're getting
some great messages. And called Sarah, what did your mom do?
Good morning?

Speaker 10 (39:31):
So my ex, what have sart my mom? A private mustice?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
So happy birthday?

Speaker 10 (39:37):
We broke up and then she on his wall, t
y trap, So sweet of you?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Or you just cut out?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
You just kind of replied publicly to a d M.
I think putting it on this wall f So he replied, yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:54):
She replied on to his wall saying t y trap,
that's so sweet of you?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Or okay? And it was private, wasn't it?

Speaker 10 (40:08):
She sent him He sent her a private message.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
She rode on his walls.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Not quite I've seen you know, Easter joins us. This
was your auntie on Facebook is the darling? Hello, darling,
have you been love me?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Darling?

Speaker 9 (40:32):
So actually being long it's actually a little been a
few weeks, but yes, but.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Very long time. Not Hell's darling. What did your auntie
do darling? Oh?

Speaker 9 (40:43):
My auntie Margaret, God bless anyway, she by very scandalous.
My granddad cheated on my grandma. So no to the
face is a dog anyway, I love them. So she's
on my grandma.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Long ago.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
And the day after we all found out, I was
like scrolling through Facebook whatever, and my Auntieve Margaret, who's
my grandma's sister, had posted on her story, dear, it's
a faith name. They don't live here, Alid, they're dear
aled you've bastard. I cannot believe you've done this to
my sister. And she said something like you should die

(41:26):
or something crazy.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (41:29):
It was supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
A private missage on her Facebook, and.

Speaker 9 (41:33):
My dad had replied to my dad it's my my
dad's parents commented and goes, hi, Auntie Margaret, this is
still my father. Please take this down.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Dad's getting.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Around.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
What age was granddad when he cheered on grandma? Oh?

Speaker 9 (41:54):
This was only ten years ago, so how old are
they now that he would have been seventy.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think he's still on it.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
Yeah, you know how you hear about the old people's
homes and how they would Definitely he's not in old
people's home yet, but.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
He goes down there every other week. Every other week.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
Though it seems like it.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh yes, thank you for sharing. Keep your texts coming
in nine sex so many we'll get to those necks
your parents rogues, rogue posts on social media. She's going
to read out some messages my mum's done. Many are
then and now posts, and the now post is always
an AI generated glamour shot. No, your friends will comment
how lovely she's looking these days.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Ruth felt it within us inch of its life.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Yeah, God, you're looking good. What's your seat crush? My
friend had to have a very awkward conversation with her
father about how many people can see the reels that
he's liking on Instagram. There have been many a scant
of the clad woman shared by my friend's father. My
mum wants.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
She had a post asking for likes and shares to
treatment for a dog born with no eyes. It was
a photo a dog with slices of ham covering its eyes.
It was so obvious you could have seen it from
the moon.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
That Please wait, is it Monday? But is that takes
to the way.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Out?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Okay, well, thanks to animates, maybe they've got something to
help with the ham eyes. They do actually have ham eyes.
Ham eyes. Dog making it happy happen for pets will
reach out and sort out that price.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
My mum's friend uploaded all twelve hundred of the photos
on her phone onto an untitled photo and on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
She still has no idea how she did it. Okay,
that's quite scary, isn't. My dad's gone down a rabbit
hole of Trump and Epstein files and conspiracy reels, and
it's unknowingly reposted about fifteen of those reels to his
business Instagram page over the space of a month. I
had to go through and clear it for him and say, Dad, like,
you've got to remember what account you logged on. Yeah,
you're doing some damage to your dad.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
My uncle never understood how you like things on Facebook
just by pressing the thumbs up, so he'd comment like
this like this very night on anything my sister and
I posted or tagged in.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
I wish I hadn't gone text of the week. That's
funny too.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Oh little backstory. We went to a wedding and the
groom was doing drugs. Mom posted what was meant to
be a private message about some sucking spandex with a
pocket and how that'd be great to keep you drugs
and there for their group.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Wow, Jesus perfect. And he was doing a weight loss journey,
so she took her before photos. She was here in
baggy beige undies and a bra, not like flattering photos
taken in the mirror as you do. Somehow, she posted
them to Facebook kill me publicly. She got hundreds of
comments and likes, and people were actually being really supportive,
but she was obviously mortified. She had no doubt to

(44:46):
take them down, so she has just left them there.
I mean, that's great encouragement to stick with, isn't it
getting that many comments?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah O. Mom on more than one occasions, responded to
one of her friends talking about their parents passing away,
both saying thinking of you lol as to her lol's
lots of love, I love Dad's for everybody that's wondering Dad's.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Dad's finally combed and passed away, and he was with
love surrounded by loved Ones.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, play ends flesh Onorn and Haley said ms. Flesh
one and Haley fly.

Speaker 10 (45:23):
Well.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Exciting news because as you know, we are touring again.
Fletchbourne and Haley Live the Genuine Friends Tour and October
Wellington at the Opera House Friday, the night that is
selling fast. You were just in the opera.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I warmed it up for us. It was unbelievab. I
got on stage and I cried one of those in
credible venues. Yeah, absolutely, amazing, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Now it's only a handful of tickets at the top,
so don't miss out there. Hamilton has sold out at
the benz In Theater on October ten, and christ Shurch
had sold out at James Hey October the sixteenth, but
we can announce officially now. I just want to sort
of pat my own back with the amount of hours
pumped into trying to build an extension on the James

(46:06):
All one hours. Yeah, you're all hours.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
You're going to do some kind of scaffolding thing that's
going to rack up some scaffolding, some bench seats.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
If you've been to a game at Mount Smart or
Go Media Stadium, is it's called now the kind of
I was going for a bit of a south stand vibe.
A little bit becomes full time very christ Church. I thought, yeah, right,
picked the brecks yep, kind of got the drawings done,
the engineering done right, And they said, why don't you
just use the christ Church town Hall next door. It's
twice a seating capacity.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, it's about two thousand.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I didn't know that, which is weird because I saw
the whole building's plans. It's part of my extension.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yeah, it's right.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I didn't notice, I don't think. And then you know,
they did.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Offer that, and I said, it's a bit bloody bush
because it's at the four Reno, hasn't it. It's the
same architect as michaelphel It's like beautiful timber, red velvet everywhere.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's lovely. It's a beautiful stage.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
And the one thing I love about that theater, having
performed on it before n seeing stuff, they not a
bad seat. It's known for it and it's known for
its acoustics. So we're going to do lots of singing up.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Now because we are moving venues from James Hay into
the christ Church town Hall. If you already had a ticket,
you will basically be plunked in the same area center
kind of in the same seating plan. Then we'll sell
around you. Yes, somebody did message me this morning saying
my husband has a request of the announcement of the
day to am is a venue change for the Christian
shows there anyway you can still have an aisle seat

(47:28):
because in his words, he's a big, fat tall bars
that won't fit in the other Oh okay, well yeah,
maybe maybe give them a call to see if you
can change it. Otherwise just say BFTV. Otherwise the day
we could probably make just before we start the show,
we'll just come out of the stage and do it.
Seats Yeah, because I get that and because id I
like to go for a week quite often during a

(47:49):
show the aisle is perfect, So James Hay said, we
had just under a thousand tickets for that. Now we
have the daunting task of selling out a theater. It
was two thousand. You can play. Okay, what have we done? Guys,
believe in yourseln You got to be able to say
it sold out. This is transformed by the way this
was specifically designed for its as Hailey said, it's acoustics
for symphony orchestras and all that sort of stuff. It's

(48:11):
got to nectacular setting for gala Dennis, cocktail receptions and
other special events. You have to play some kind of instrument.
You will you do a song? Do I get on
some violins or something? Yeah, that's how the violins? Will
you just get on them?

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Pick it up, easy as easy, well christ Church at
the town Hall. You have to wear a shirt, no
shir no shirt with a pokemon on the Friday, October sixteen.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Tickets are going to go on sale soon at nine
am this morning, nine am this morning, very soon and
forty three minutes and twenty three seconds from now. There's
also a giveaway on Instagram page f eh ZM. You
give away a double pasta's comment comment to waste you'd bring.
But yeah, if you need to sort out your friend group,
get in the group chat now, sort out who's buying

(48:58):
the tickets, because yeah, they're going to go on so
at nine a ms to it. Do you want to
get the good seats? Do you know if you need
an aisle seat?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Do you know who I'd love to see at the show?
Love to look out and just be like, oh my god,
is that Jennifer Coolidge. You know I'm hunting through right now.
I've got five k to give to someone as a
finest fee if they can get Jennifer Collidge on our show.
And on Friday myself, I had an opportunity and I
missed it.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
See, you could have just literally made it happen.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I was close.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I'll tell you all about.

Speaker 7 (49:29):
It next the VM podcast Network play z m's Flesh
one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
What Jennifer Coolidge is in New Zealand at the moment
filming Minecraft. Now, there were messages from listeners that apparently
over the weekend and maybe into this week Thames. But
I don't know if that involves her. We don't know
other parts of the.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Crew because people were messaging and where's this message of mine?
For goodness sake, people were messaging in that they were
in Tames and we knew that on Friday. They were
messaging they're filming and tyms. They're filming and Tims. So
Friday I'm flying down to Wellington to do my show.
Thank you to everyone who came, by the way, lovely

(50:11):
and I was set in the Coddo lounge.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Must be nice. I don't know about half of.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah, I had a lovely club sandwich, a bit of
Chase and a furzy wan.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
It was lovely.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
And I'm sating in the Cotton Lounge and I was
i my headphones in and I was on my laptop.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
And I was doing a bit of Mahee getting rid
for my show.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
So I was locked in and then a lovely gentleman
came up to me in the lounge just as I
was about to leave, and he said, girl, you need
to check your bloody Instagram dms. You're terrible at it.
And I was like, what is this anyway? He was
from christ Church. I was like, oh, I'd love to
you know, you guys are in Chrishich all the time.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I love to host.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
We said, but read your bloody dms. And I was like,
why do you say?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Go look at them?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
And I opened them up and I found him and
I was like, oh, yeah, you have messaged me and
it was saying, Jason Alert, Jason Alert, to your right,
Jason Mamore is a lounge.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Haley, tell me you just saw Jason.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Tell me. I was sat in the Cotton Lounge and
Jason Momore was right to my right and I didn't
even see it.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
And I was like, okay, one, you have changed. Old
Haley would have scouted the entire lounge for hot men,
even before she was sitting down, even when she was
doing work.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
She miss now one. It would have been nice to
see him, and if I look it all right, I
had a cute outfit on you. I would have gone
off a bit of Jason Hello, chat chat chat chat chat,
and then I could have him oh my god, where

(51:49):
are you going? Where's Jennifer college? I could have just
said it, could have just gone straight to the sword
doing this thing. We're enjoying this thing. It's five kW
you cooked it?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
And then what did you see him at all? Walk out?

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Or he'd left, he'd already But I think I'm looking
back in my logs yep, because he wasn't regional, so
he wasn't going towards Timsy's.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I think he was on the Queenstown flight that was
before my flight, because he's been well, this is the thing.
If you can get Jennifer Coolidge to do an interview
with us on the Fletchhorne and Hailey show, you get
have five thousand dollars finders feet.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
If you're the person to do that, he has to
be on the blower or in studio or on a
FaceTime or whatever.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Obviously been nice about it. That's a concern of mine.
I hope respectful. Of course, Well, she's a queen and
a legend, like you don't go up to them, and
that woman doesn't do many interviews. That's why who want
to get her on the show because she's a legend.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
But now I'm thrown because they were filming in Thames
on Friday. Jason was an Auckland on Friday, so he's
not there. So does that mean she's not there? Are
they doing extras? Are they doing crowd stuff? And Tims?
Is she home? Might we have no confirmation that she
even exists in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Still, well, she was spotted last week like in Ponsomby
road shopping. It was a few days ago. Now keep
your eyes peeled find that. Otherwise what would just have
to spend the money on a lunch or something.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I've been given it a bus money gave me the
five grand years like do you want to hold onto
this right?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I was like, yeah, I suppose I will, right, And
he famously would say something like I suppose if you
don't find it, you guys can just spend that, well,
it's been allocated the money. Be rude, not to.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Do do do do do do do do well. As
I said, it's volcano week here. In fact, I love,
I love studying volcanoes at at school as part of geology.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I lit really remember studying them at all.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Geography would have been geolology.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I don't remember studying geology was like the rocks and stuff,
but it would have been part of geoography yeaheah, yeah
under the geology.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
It was like geology wasn't the top?

Speaker 3 (54:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (54:24):
So was it social studies? Yeah, the same as tectonic plates. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Do you know we called our social studies humanities.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Because you were a private school. Your parents needed to
feel like they were paying for something more. Yeah, whereas
just the public schools we kind of looked in the
diorama of human whereas you guys were.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
More focusing on rich, rich people's problem. We only did
rich yeah, rich people stuff.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah. So why are volcanoes called volcanoes?

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Oh? Okay because of their volcans? Yeah, because of their noses.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Let us go to a small island just north of
Sicily called volcano spout v U l c A n O.
The Romans believed that this island was the chimney for
the forge of Vulcan, god of fire and metalworking, and
under the earth was where he crafted weapons for the
gods and armor for the heroes.

Speaker 9 (55:18):
God.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
They were dumb, so dumb they google it, you imagine,
believing religious. The smoke and fire emerging from the island
was to them literally the industrial exhaust from his divine workshop. Right,
So Vulcan was the god and this outlet was volcano, right,
the volcano. And so everywhere they went they would say, well,

(55:39):
that's a volcano. That's another another v they wouldn't see
they didn't venture too far, No, they didn't, but there
were every time they saw a volcano they'd be like, oh,
it's another one of Vulcan's workshop vents, a great extractor system. Yeah,
so a vent.

Speaker 11 (55:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
So it's one of those situations too where the Roman
god was just like you know how the Romans just
pinched holl of stuff from the Greek can change the name,
which is like, well this is ours, We've always had Vulcan,
So theirs was called Heathysist. Now imagine having to say
that with a cano on the end or a headfuso. Yeah, yes,

(56:17):
volcano just rolls off the tongue. It's a whole lot bitter.
So both her physisists and vulcan were considered ugly among
the gods because of the fact that they were burning
and they were working with such heat. It was kind
of like affecting them. They were disfigured somewhat heat maybe, Yeah,
so that the heat had disfigured them. You can still

(56:39):
go to volcano. It is still called volcano. It has
permanent residents, although the numbers are dwindling after a few incidences.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
It's gone to what happens. Yeah, Well, it's quite active
around there, isn't it isn't it the volcanoes it was
and the shaking, Yeah, it is. There is an active
because because do you remember and during the White Lotus
when they were filming that in Italy, there was a
shot of like a volcano erupting and and it was
actually erupting during filming. Which one is that I can

(57:09):
google most active volcano. I can't remember, but yeah, it
goes off from time to time. Yeah, it's where they
have that Mount Na. Yeah, I was on the east
coast of Sicily. What's that when you want an old
and what the mala?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I was terrifying.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Photos and you're too close to that.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That was one of the most insane things I've even
done in my life. I was again in a second,
and then actually driving back there was a few of
us started watching videos of the actual eruption and I
was like, holy shit, I can't believe. Yeah, because concerned
was concerned. You know the problem is when when it's
erupting every hour or so, that's good. When it stops

(57:54):
and it doesn't a few days or a week or two,
then you don't go anywhere near it.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yeah, that's what I heard, right, Sure, I mean find
out the hard way again? Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Just or it might just be venting a little bit,
little bit and the big one is just going to
happen completely unpredictably burping itself.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah. So today's back to the day is Volcanoes get
their name from Vulcan, the Roman god of fire and metalworking.
Fact of the day, day day day, day, do do do.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Do?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Do do do do do? Fleshborne and Haley, thank you
for turning my microphone on this guy, silencing White men.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
And this I know in this day and age.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
I know.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Ah, we're written a story before about a nurse's admitted
she does something that we would say falls on of
the ethically shady sort of great gray area. Yeah, patients
who have dementia and some of the old people at
her she plays with. She plays with them, and if

(59:14):
everybody forgets her alternatives, she says, it's my turn, even
if it was just her turn, and she never loses.
She never loses. That is great. I mean you you
want to feel good, like you want to win, right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
People do that with their kids as well, like like
cheat against their kids because you.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Or like you're I mean you play with another family
and you're like, hold on, what about the dad always
gets the parking money rule? Yeah, And they're like that's
not a rule. You're like, well it is, Well it
is now. So that where we were thinking, people out there,
you've just got to make it work, right. How are
you doing? What are you doing that's ethically? What do

(59:55):
I do that's a bit morally great but shareable on radio? Yeah,
that's a thing yours art kind of a it's a
black and white world for you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
It's either sort of like you know, yeah, you know,
very legal and very friendly and love or just tantamount present.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Could it be just like when you pop into the
Marketing news accessible car park for ten minutes only appearance
of prams.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
And you're your fourteen year old get into a little bit,
I sit her up in the little trolley. Your kids
haven't been in a pram for years, long, long time.
I'll use the I'm not embarrassed. I'll use the click
and collect parking when I'm doing a full shop in person.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Oh yeah, okay, Well I'll hone a taxi only or
a you know what is it loading zone When I'm
popping into Moochi every now and then it's right outside
the store.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, but your car doesn't look like a career vehicle
you've got to have.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Of course, it was like the way of their I
once upon a time had a laminated proNT out that
said sub sixty courier.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Very vehicle. Ye part chuck that in the window.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Is bloody van must have got Yeah, I had to
use his other cars. The courier around well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Morally gray.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Maybe it's skimming a little something from work or I
don't know what is it that you do like this
person you message, and I have I saved my sweet
treats with my boyfriends and the shower so I don't
have to share them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Oh, fish food biscuits that were bought for the kids lunchboxes.
And then they're like, there's no biscuits. Well you've got it.
I mean, how many are you haven't? Maybe we need
to be pulling back up the basket. None, how many
have you had? Okay, well then I must have been.
I must have been in a couple.

Speaker 10 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I think maybe they just have lessened the packet these days. Yeah, okay,
well give us a call. Eight hundred domes at him
tison as well, nine six nine six. What is the
thing that you do that you know is slightly ethically
morally gray? Things you do that people might say fall
into an ethically gray yet not a legal ze morally gray? Yeah, Emily, what.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Is it that you do.

Speaker 9 (01:02:09):
So I specifically by treats that my partner doesn't like,
like I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
When someone's like, I don't like white chocolate, I hate it,
and I'm like, yes, only by white chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
I bought white chocolate.

Speaker 9 (01:02:24):
So her thing is like berries he doesn't like beerries.
He doesn't like fruit so specific you specifically gone by
like raspberries so that he and I get to eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
He won't even eat berries when they're surrounded and sort
of round and delicious chocolate.

Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
No, oh wow, I love he hates berries specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It might be with a dun. Does that ever weigh
on your mind?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Does he definitely eats more vigetables than I do, fruit
than he does.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I love that, Emily. That's quite evil. I love it.
You've got to protect you know, you've got to protect
your grasp for your ice criminal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
It's nothing worse than coming home and your partner's in
your treats.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Exactly, Mal, What is it that you do that's morally
morally gray?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Questionable?

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
I packed things up as I wander around the store,
and then I changed my mind and I just put them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I saw I saw some yogurt in the nappies the
other day.

Speaker 10 (01:03:26):
Would you my daughter has an absolute at me. She's
and she thinks it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Wait, but Mal, you wouldn't if you had a pack
of mints or a yogurt or something from the cold
or chilled section, would you put that back on like
an uncalled shelf. I would do my biers to find
a cool suse, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (01:03:48):
I wouldn't move mountains.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
No, oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Move mountains. Although as my favorite part of the supermarket,
where you see like something put back somewhere and you're like, yeah,
what made them at this very point in the supermarket,
question that item. It's also do you know what it is?
It's like tamar where you get all your stuff and
then you get to the cure and you're like, oh no, no, no,
I didn't leave those tops. Yeah I've lost them. Yeah, wow,

(01:04:16):
that's so funny, mal, thank you some messages in our
office has a wheeze only toilet and sometimes I do
poos in it. Now, how do you mark a toilet
as wheeze on?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Because everybody know it's a weezon, but it might be
bi like the kitchen or the all the like what's
coming out? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
When I worked at a sandwich place that also sold
delicious cookies, no idea what you just said, Someway. When
I worked at Subway, we could have the cookies for
free if they were broken. So boy did I man
handle them. That's so good, mashing them into the cabinet
Keep your things coming. In nine six nine six, talk
about what you do that might be considered by some

(01:04:54):
morally gray, all because the woman has shared that she
works with a lot of demean chair patients or people
that have dementia and a rest time, and so when
she plays, it's always her turn. If everybody forgets okay,
some morally gray. I like my fires with milk bottles.

(01:05:15):
Not great for the environment, but my god, it starts
the fire good. Oh my god, fires place one. But
I need to have a new jam, even when there's
a little bit left of the old jam. Fresh jam,
pretending to see the last part of the gym. Open
a fresh jam jar. Do you know what the best

(01:05:37):
thing to open is a new thing of honey, because
it's got that hard top honey machine, but it's just
as like hard.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
It's not wax, but it's like oh yeah, yeah yeah,
And then you just get the spoon or the knife.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Yeah that's not I work as at a cook at
a daycare center, and I take home a little Dolly
bag each day for my toddler for her dinner because
technically it would be thrown away if I didn't take it.
Oh my god, yeah, waste not want, not totally. I
always park in the thirty minute click and collect car
park at our local more, even if I'm there for
two hours. I just tell myself I won't do it
at the busy time of the year. But you Yeah,

(01:06:14):
just a click and colick, just a little click and
colict See if I see, I will see someone's message
pop up on my phone asking for help or information,
and if I can't be bothered dealing with it, I'll
wait till I until the time has passed. Yeah. Go,
I'm so sorry I missed your message and I see
now I've missed the opportunity to help. But the thing is,
you know when someone's done that. Yeah, for sure. Yeah,

(01:06:36):
my husband and I pick a random day on the
weekend to wake up early before the teenagers get up
and sneak out for brunch, so it's cheaper than it
would be with them on board. Sorry, you weren't awake
when you decided to go, But then we'll teach them
for being lazy and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Sleep can get out of bit if you want brunch
with mom and dad.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
Yeah, My nana has dementia and every time I visit,
she asks me what I'm doing for work, and I
get sick of saying I haven't found a job yet,
so I just make up a different job every time.

Speaker 11 (01:06:59):
I go.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Down, being like, well, my daughter was a pilot last week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, and I'm getting married soon. I've been a great man. Yeah,
because they love asking that, have you need anyone? Lots
of people are my new job of construction? Yeah, are
you in construction? I'm building the skytower, the second skytower.
They're building two of them.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
And she'll never remember about the seeking Skytower, and the
next vision writes it down. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I work at a hospital and sometimes I'll let one
rip and blame it on the patience. If anyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
No harm.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
I feel if you're a flight attendant, you could get
away with that too. I'd fight up a store. I
fed up a store on a plane. Yeah, I feel
that thing I.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
Foraged for a bit of fruit, for example, the fruit
tree that borders a public park and I'm walking and
it's hanging over the thing. I'll grab myself some fruit.
And I've even marked down a few that the few
public trees that do a good grape for it, he said,
I was picking up some fijo. I was off the ground,
by a car park and the owner lost his ship.
There were hundreds therey reckon. He picked them up every
day and put every single one of them to use.
O I apologize and saying we're put them back. Was

(01:08:00):
got a massive douchebag about it. Someone's gonna eat those
little morsels, so they're just gonna they public though it
was right. They said rappers out of a car park,
and no one can eat every producers. You know, if
you did, you'd have fijo at a Beates just diabetes
primarily caused by that Joe Beates, joe Itis, fijoa dire feedure.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
You're definitely get and that's diarrhea. Calls from God.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Next on the show, Harry Styles has kicked off his
tour and a couple of fans very excited about seeing
Harry Styles. Hang on, I've got do you know what
I mean? Like, we've got all the forty five, we've
got fifty one seconds, so I just think we could
just be here to be like this before the live
show tickets go on. So for the beginning of the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
Window open, I'd be going live Nation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
Dot cod on ins here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Yeah, that's right, fine, We're not whist life, this thie
of them, but the three of us scroll down Whistle
Life and Haley don't promote winn next to Jack Johnson.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
That's lovely. And then I would go being Harper.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
And Christ venu change venue, change there, we go to
find tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
So we've moved to the chrish Urch town Hall, which
is very exciting, but it is daunting because it's a
few more seats, a couple more.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
It's just a couple more about it. I'm just refreshing.
I'm refreshing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
You've got six seconds five four three two on the
tickets on sale if you're in Christ at the town Hall,
Livenation dot co dots, the.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
ZM podcast network play z MS Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
Harry styles American Girls ons at m FLEAEHRN and Haley
is kicked off his tour and I tell you what,
if you've got tickets for Ozzie, get excited because it
looks so good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
So the stage looks massive, and apparently that's why he
he's been running marathons, just because he actually has to
traverse so much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Lyng there's like a there's like a stage. He comes
all the way out in the middle, but then square
all around and then and I'm assuming that's why the
gas were sold. Odd there was like back ga, front ga,
so it's kind of you're inside the squeers and he
literally would run a marathon during a show. He runs
all the way around.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Did you see the cam he's got as well? You
know usually there's a kiss cam made the same as
by Coldplay. Yes, but he's got to respect your mum cam.
But I'm like with the lyrics because of the lyrics.
But imagine if it like came to me and I
was like, respect your mum because you know, I'm like
what shir yeah, share.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Yeah, don't you did? Don't you dare?

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
So he's playing in Ampstona and I apologize because I
thought the story was about Harry Styles, but it's actually
about Olivia Dean, who also some girls and who's also touring,
like everybody's touring at the moment. Some girls book tickets
to see Olivia Dean and they flew to Sweden and
there's the video that's gone viral is them eating breakfast

(01:11:08):
and it's the moment their group realizes that they're actually
meant to be in Norway and that Sweden isn't normy front.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
I know that I wasn't very good at geography, but
I know that Sweden and Norway a different countries and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Order each other.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Or does Finland get in the middle Norway? Sweet, No,
it goes Norway.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Denmark's down the bottom, yeah, Denmark. Sweden's at the top
of Norway at the very and the guts of it.
Swedens in between Norway and Finland at the top. Okay,
could they make so.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
It's not walkable as a I mean trains and cheap
flights maybe, but they get it so wrong. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
This is why you've got to have someone doing your
travel booking that's it knows what they're doing. Yeah, okay,
I was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Just look, this isn't It'll take me far too long
to work at how long it would take to drive
between those two places.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Oh, you're not in charge of anything travel. I'm just
you're you're in charge.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I want to trip your organizer vibes, sorry vibes. You
maybe restaurant like look up for restaurants? Yeah, yeah, can
I could do that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
You do the ordering, we'll work up the restaurant. Yeah.
But either way, Uh, look forward to Harry Stars Live God.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Yeah, listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
It looks so fun, so good?

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I want to know now if you've ever had an
embarrassing car crash, because like you've crashed and it's not
just affect you crash, but it's like maybe you've crashed
somewhere in front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Yees, Like when I saw that guy in that G
wagon or the GT car and he was like ribving
and showing off and then he just like his handback
like this to go reverse and just drove it into
the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Or maybe it was like on the side of a
motorway and you cause like an hour's long delay. Everybody
had to drive past you and were it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
And they're looking at you, oh yeah, and it's like
when I get up, I'm not going to slow down
and lock.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I'm just going to get traffic boothing and then they come.
Or maybe you can't ended up in a poll or
on top of a roundabout, or throw a fin, maybe
throw a shop.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Five different people said to you, you can't park there
when we know how the third you're like to this
snack well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
A video went viral on Friday. It shows a luxury
Ferrari damaged in a crash near the newmarket dealership. So
also like not even far from where they were either
test driving into or buying it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
All.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Oh gosh, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
That's my worst nightmare is being like in a fancy car.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
You've borrowed it and you crash it. Now they I
think guessing at the estimate. But the smash car appears
similar to a Ferrari two nine six twenty twenty five model,
which are values at six hundred and twenty nine thousand
dollars nine hundred and ninety dollars JAP I reckon they
give you a discount if you paid it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Of plank.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
So a logistics vehicle can be seen lodged into the
side of the Ferrari which is stopped in the middle
of the busy road. What car came off? It looks
like it was turning in. One of the cars was
turning in or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I mean it looks like the it's like a little
Nana Toyota run about six hundred thousand dollars sports car.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
No just goes to bags and optional s. Gear bags
look like they have been deployed deployed in the Toyota. Also,
the Ferrari, I think, so yeah, yeah, but yeah apparently,
and but that's because it's a Ferrari. Because six hundred
thousand dollars car, everybody gets your phones up and so
it's just that's why you drive. You literally drive that

(01:14:44):
car to be looked at. Let's be honest, exactly, Well,
this is what we want to know. Now, wit one
hundred times at him. You can text in what about
like a.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
First date and you like pick them up and then
you like and rearing someone.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
Okay, what was your embarrassing crash? We want to know
when you had an embarrassing crash because six hundred plus
thousand dollars Ferrari was crashed into and everyone was taking
videos because it was someone was there, they know what happened.
A service manager was in the Ferrari and a truck
stopped to let the Ferrari out, and so the Ferrari
went and the little tweter zipped around the truck. Oh,

(01:15:19):
which is what I do when a car stops. I'm
like around and I scream around like that, and I
would have also smashed into a Ferrari. Well, it's all insurances.
This one says. If you read this out, please shout
it out to sister Trainer and Den because I'm going
to record it and put it in the family chat.
You don't have to record it, just here the podcast
on the iHeart app. But wherever you podcast that's a KPI.

(01:15:42):
I don't want that. I don't want all that ship.
They just want this little bit to do with their family.

Speaker 10 (01:15:46):
You can.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
You can share it a time timestamp, get a time stamp,
shirt a timestamp.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah, we've got a KPI meeting today, so we'd really
upen them.

Speaker 2 (01:15:55):
Yeah really, just please please, please please please please buy
tickets to Fleet for Alien and take us with you
where if you go on iHeart, please please go to
Chemists Warehouse and animes. I think the pleading is definitely
a new angle.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
And the weeks and read the electronic thorymail that comes
in online leading. Please please please follow us on our socials.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Try doing this without begging and it didn't work. Please yeah, please,
it's the main may Him sale. Go by Chimus ware
House now, well, actually it's Chimis Warehouse. Mayhem Megas's on now, Haley, No,
just take this moment to say you can find off
the medicue brain.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Please buy the medicure.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Okay, so small town Burg area school tournament, lots of
teens down the street. My olderest sister and I and
Dad's you in to leave the dairy and she instead
of reverse went and went forward and climbed the u
up onto the pole from the dairy veranda. He's been
there from all the schools. The you went up the pole.
Think you're trying to be a six poll David Howe. Embarrassing?

(01:17:07):
Was your crash? Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:17:09):
Probably not too embarrassing for me, but it was for
the police that were involved.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Oh did they crash into you?

Speaker 10 (01:17:19):
Oh that's a little bit sexist. It was a naughty girl.
It wasn't a naughty boy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
So look at a naughty police female police officer.

Speaker 12 (01:17:27):
A policewoman. Yeah, so a little backstory. I was living
in a university town, so seemed to be a little
bit of a drug problem in that town. So they
were going to try to nip it in the bud.

Speaker 10 (01:17:39):
Yeah, literally.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
And the.

Speaker 10 (01:17:44):
Police station was sitting right on the corner, and there
was an arterial that.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
Went by, and I'm driving down the arterial, coming into
the arterial at the corner of the police station. There's
a stop sign and I'm just driving down the road.
The next thing i know, I get t boned by
this car. I'm just have wife and kids in the car, and.

Speaker 10 (01:18:04):
The wife got a little bit banged up. So the
next thing I know is this young girl is jumping
out of the police car, kind of dressed like she
was kind of hot.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
And your wife is banged up from a car. Now,
I get it, you're look at a bit rough, but
this woman is questioning.

Speaker 11 (01:18:23):
She was looking and then all of a sudden, the
car all the doors open and all these young people
get out of the car, all looking like supermodels, come
over and asking me, you know, it's everything okay?

Speaker 10 (01:18:34):
Is everything okay?

Speaker 8 (01:18:35):
And I'm going I just want a policeman, who the
hell are you, because I'm thinking in my brain that
they have just stolen the car from stations because this
is well, the story was is that they were all
undercover drug drug agents.

Speaker 10 (01:18:53):
They were on their way out for dinner. I think
they completely blew their cover.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, yeah, they were all up to fit in with
the drug sellers and buyers and stuff on the way
celebrate success.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
This small town had lots of hot comps, so didn't
that Well.

Speaker 10 (01:19:10):
No, they were important all. That's why when all the.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Hot comps come out for New Years, and like the
small towns Queenstown, they all get yeah, hell yeah, David,
thank you for sharing that.

Speaker 10 (01:19:26):
One last thing. They didn't they did not have insurance.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
What what do you mean the comps have insurance? Did
they just play?

Speaker 10 (01:19:35):
I'm going, okay, look, we need to get your insurance,
he tells me, because well, we don't have insurance. I'm going,
what do you mean you don't have insurance? The bloody
police says, we are self insured. The government covers all
of our losses.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Oh and so you did you just send them the bill?

Speaker 11 (01:19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:19:51):
They got a big bill.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Yeah, added a yeah yeah, ripped up David. Thank you,
Thank you, David. Some messages in a police officer here,
nothing major. At about three in the morning, I went
into a you tune on the narrow street, knocked over
two people's recycling and throwing glass and cans everywhere all
over the road. I spent thirty minutes cleaning up the

(01:20:13):
road and enjoyed by my colleagues who turned up and
put their spotlights on and took photos. If I was
a copper, did that go down from the house? Yeah,
I would have been like, ma'am, some naughty teenagers kicked over.
I'll clean it up for you. My granny would hate
hearing that this was talking about on the radio. But
she put the car and drive instead of reverse at

(01:20:34):
the accelera and I went through a fence and off
of stone.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Wall to Oh, my Grannie is a little jump.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
So many grannies always go through a shop front though
they when they mix up there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
I think that's the last time Grannie gets to drive, though. Yeah,
when Grannie is a little jump in the in the
in the teeter. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I just passed my full test and I was driving
Mum's brand new cars going too fast. An intersection break too.
They ended up lodging the bottom under the middle bars
of the back of a giant he never found and
drove away with me attached.

Speaker 11 (01:21:05):
I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Me, please sit me free. Oh my gosh, screaming and crying.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
You know, be safe out there in the roads. Yeah,
oh yeah, someone said I'm learning to drive. I ended
up in a pool. Now you might be thinking that
looked quite cool, but it wasn't like an in ground pool.
It was just one of those on ground.

Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
I just ruined somebody's power into the parapol N podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Play Dawn and Haley Brann from the news rooms in
good Morning again, Bryan, good morning, good morning. Now we're
used to having Bran and for deal or reveal. I
treated three times this morning, I know, along with our
morning news bulletins. Yes, such a treat, Brinn, A treat
is all mine. But you're in again. Not for deal
or reveal. That'll be back at four o'clock with Brient

(01:21:48):
clind Lots more money up for grabs. But right now
it's time for all the news stories that weren't enough
for the news, not enough of news, news for the news,
news for the news, not enough for the news news.
Are you ready to read? Brynn? Do do we mention
who wrote the news?

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Let the people guess well, because sometimes Warn goes a
bit over the top of the pun.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Now I'm feeling quite confident with it today. Vaughn wanted
us to not say so he might be able to
cash it on it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Excuse you, Shelder, Good morning. I'm Bryn Rudkin.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
In local news, christ Church's Spencer Park Beach has a
problem that is willy Willy bad. People have reported naked
men and the dunes, who are, to put it delicately,
finding it hard to hide how happy they are to
be there. Police looking into the case say there'll be

(01:22:41):
stiff punishment to those caught feeling the sand between their cheeks,
and we'll be attacking the case hard on, I mean
head on, good good to memory. An investigating reporter spotted
one immediately who fled when he saw the camera. The
only thing that gets these men to cover ups is exposure.

(01:23:02):
That's clever, good work. Well across the Tasman, a Queensland
nurse has gone to Great Lens for a refund, killing
his grandfather with an interesting choice of weapon his imagination.
When quantas said his granddad's non refundable fair could only
be canceled in the event of death, the health workers said,

(01:23:23):
suit yourself and created a real stitch up in it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Suit yourself, ye, suit yourself is very yeah loo, thank you,
no very good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
No, no ye, no, it's good, but has nothing to
do with okay, who's a nurse?

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
He forged a life extinct form, pocketed thirteen hundred dollars
and was swiftly arrested and fired. His work said they
had no patience for this behavior. It's much like the
fired nurse who now also has no patience.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
That's good, really, she's on a roll over. There, don't
sell our opera house of bad comedy. Do you to
the US where Texas.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
You'll see to the US now where Texas has clearly
run out of original ideas and created two of the
same man. James Burton and James Burton, born the same day,
same hospital, same name, same high school, have spent sixty
one years playing mine James. James is constantly being mistaken

(01:24:21):
for James, but James said he gets called James all
the time too, which James agreed is the worst bit
of being James not James. James's license was recently suspended
over a drink driving conviction belonging to James, not James,
probably after drinking Jamison's I imagine until it gets sort of.
James is now on a scooter while James continues to
drive a car. James has said the scooter is actually

(01:24:44):
better for traffic James, so he can't complain.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Let's good, that's good, really good.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
And finally, Atlanta residents are going round and round the
Bend after their cul de Sac was overrun by fifty
empty driverless Waymo vehicles with no passengers, no purpose, and
no plans to leave, stuck in an uninterrupted cycle, unlike
Hayley's menstrul one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Again written by Vaughn yesterday, just for those following along
the journey.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
It was yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
It finally showed up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
Yeah, showed up just after my shots many days late.
Was eighteen eighteen.

Speaker 5 (01:25:25):
God One resident blocked the entrance with a children's road sign,
hoping the way Mo would way go. The robots queued
politely and had a little think before continuing spiraling worse
than Vaughn last week.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
I don't know what again.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
As of now, the cars are still circling, meaning this
story quite literally is going nowhere like Fletch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Sorry, thought I should include all three ruff Wow, she
sells out an opera house, bloody.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
Roast and that's not enough for the news news, not
the real news. But they were very good today.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Thank you, Brent, love having you and studios all ways.
Oh it's great. Yeah, filled three gaps today.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
If you like today's podcast, tell your friends you could
send them the link.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did. Yeah,
great and rate and review and maybe get out there
and try to make some

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Friends play Zim's Fletchborne and Haley

All Episodes

Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th May 2026

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

Bleep! with Ana Navarro

Hey Jonas!

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;} Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th May 2026