Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th May 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZEM podcast Network. This is for the Big Pod,
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the lowest prices. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Fleachborne and Hailey two minutes play spend.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Too much time together. We had a little staycation last night,
the three of us.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
We did Thank you to the jan w Marrit and
all clonent hosted us.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Because you know we're sending listeners.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
We did this promotion listening to and Friends Dinner in
like two day's time eleven day's time, so it would
be rude for us to send our dear listeners without trying.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
At first. We don't want to send the listeners.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
We turn up and it's subpar.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well it wasn't. We turned up and there was It
was par Hailey's decided she wants to live in a hotel. Now.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Waking up this morning, I was like, this could be me.
How do I make this me like one.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Of those big Hollywood celebrities that go through I didn't.
And then they don't have their mansion anymore, so they
just live at the Chateau Mamon, living out of a
hotel in Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Shout out to Irene who hosted us. As well. That
was just wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's incredible, very rich dinner. Yeah, oh my god, I
ate like proper stretched my legs in the eating department
for the first time in a while last night. I
really kept shoveling it in. Didn't shift.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Wallace's things say, as general rulers, when we'll stop bringing
up food when you beg them to stop.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, it was amazing. And the reason we say it
is I've just had my first post Trivet gas expulsion
from my anus and the brand around if you will,
and it was a horrid a light a candle. You
need to go to the bar, to the bathroom, wretched food, nescles,

(01:56):
all the go. Today on the show, deal or Revealed
continues at eight am. Brine will be in and the
five thousand dollar cases still in there somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Apparently there's a bit of action happening on Close Friends
as well.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
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Speaker 1 (02:12):
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Speaker 2 (02:13):
There may have been some close some indications towards one case,
whether that has the five thousand dollars or not.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm unsure we've got a few.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
We'veore I've got a few going here.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Or your chance to play deal or reveal at eight
a m. This morning the Top six as soon some
angry dogs. Lots of complaints about angry dogs and torong
are in the Bay of Plenty area. I have the
top six reasons your Totrong, a based dog might be
angry next on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Though, science has looked into what makes a dad joke funny?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
For you'll love this when you go, Oh, okay, Letchvorn
and Haley beg pod.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
You're a dad worn Yes, you you had a dad
joke every now and then?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I love them. They good stuffy.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Occasionally you'll pull out a goody yeah or a terrible
dad joke.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, dad jokes they have a special place in our heart,
don't they, Because it mate you roll your eyes, but
it tickles you. So psychologists studied thirty two thousand, five
hundred and thirty three dad jokes.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh okay, that's a lot. Do you have any examples
of dad jokes? Now?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do you want to bring some up? I've got the study.
I've broken down the study.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Two hundred best dad jokes to keep in your back pocket.
Here we go, Yeah, have to move my wallet.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
What do you mean that one? Well, you keep these
jokes in my back pockets where I'll keep my wallet.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Oh yeah, here's what I read before that. I really,
I actually thought was quite good. Where was that? My
dad asked me if I was an organ donor. He's
a man after my own heart.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Great, Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
The book I ordered about clocks finally came about time?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
About time?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
What in Norwegia battleships have barked codes painted on them?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
So I say something about a scann and scanning Scandinavian.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Why don't eggs scald? That's good. That's actually too clever
to be a dad joe.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
It's elite.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's a laked dad joke. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's annoying.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
When my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday,
I said, this is the last thing I need.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Is great. This is a great day joke. This is
a good one liner. Actually, yeah, it's perfect.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I went to buy some camou large pants, but I
couldn't find them.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, so this is what they looked into. Thirty three
thousand dad jokes. Figure out what makes them land or flop?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Dad jokes?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Are defined a short, clean, affable, and non offensive. So
we're not they're not filthy because you're usually delivering them,
delivering them to your kids. Sorry, I'm just repeating. Tiger
and curry oysters usually two sentences max, and almost always
a pun.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
It is two.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The best topics nature, hospitals and money. Worst topics celebrities, politics,
and god. They don't go there. The top three rated
jokes in the study were Oh, hang on, I'll finish
with those because they're good. The most annoying type pedantic
literalisms e g. A deer can jump higher than the
average house because the average house can't jump.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Like, that's too nothing, that's too stupid.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Pun categories were broken down into hominym homograph, homophone, and
heterophonic paranem puns.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
They really went deep on.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Them, They really did, didn't they?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Who find some funniest men, pet owners, parents, higher educated people,
those with money, religious people, and conservatives Because they're very inoffensive. Yeah,
biggess myth and humor. Research that people hate puns. We
love them apparently even now and then we'll ban them.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Goes over the top. Okay, why did the coffee? Why
did the coffee?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
File? A police report because it got mugged. It's good too,
that's really good.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Say that one again.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Why did the coffee file a police report because it
got mugged?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Got put in a market?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, hang on, I've got the top three rated
jokes rated jokes from this Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make
enough dough. Oh yeah, that's good too. That's really good.
That's good.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I knew it was gonna be something about dough. Couldn't
make it after Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Here's the top three from the study, out of thirty
three thousand.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I haven't pre read this.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of
her chapstick.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
She's still not talking to me.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's fantastic. It's good. That's good.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
What country's capital is growing the fastest ireland every day.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's dublin fantastic. And here's the third one.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I told a joke on a Zoom meeting, but nobody laughed.
It turns out I'm not remotely funny.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh those are really good. Those are good.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, honey, really great. I just those are stellar one liners.
I feel like this is just giving. Vaughn ammunition. You
know Dad's one was continue the dad jokes.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Well, it was in the nineties and I think it
was racist, So it was fun It's funny, but I
can't say it, gotcha, I can't say it right. Yeah,
that he used to come in. It was funny. Yeah,
it was a phone call.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
You know.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Was there an accent?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, that sounds like a dad joke.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Nineties jokes.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Dif front the.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Fletch Worn and Haley Bide.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
From your local community facebook page. This is the top six.
He's good morning.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Apparently eighty four percent of dogs experiencing some form of
anxiety in our fletch.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
It was a research papered and from the Texas A
and M College of Medicine and Biomedical Science WOW examined
forty three thousand dogs and the results showed more than
eighty four percent of pumps showed at least mild signs
of fear or anxiety in everyday situations.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
They get a bit.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Terminating, get a bit scared, they get separation anxiety, they
get they are sad when you leave them.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And yet apparently they're just like humans. They can suffer
from fear and anxiety and those little dogs are always
shaken around. Yeah, it looks anxiety with some fur on it.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Top traumatized graunds.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, well I'm with the top six reasons your dog's anxious. Okay,
today's top sex number six. We told them about anxiety.
They gurgled it. And there's this there's this thing called cyberchondria. Cyberchondria,
like hypochondriact is where you think something's wrong and so
you talk yourself into it. Cyberchondria is you don't even

(08:54):
know about something until you read about it online and.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You're like, I've got that.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, when you don't because and a lot of
people are saying that's what people are doing. Yeah, so
diagnosis or just reading about something and then you're like, yeah,
I've got that. So dogs also have ADHD, now.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, they've got the whole lot.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, and a bit of I mean dogs ball, tizzy.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Lovable, all about favorable.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Locked on that ball.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Dogs with the original ADHD though one of the d's
and ADHD should stay a.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Dog attention to just deficit hyperactivity.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Dog do they do? Because you do anxiety meds?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
I do?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Do they do? Dogs with dogs have the same they do?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
I think my friend is an anxious dog. I don't
mean to laugh. My friend is an anxious dog on
anxiety medication. Do you know one thing that that's well
proven but you don't do it in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
It's cannabis for dogs.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh, chill them out, really big thing, big overseas because
it's natural. What are you right? What kind of dog
is your friend's dog with anxiety? Ship?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Poo little yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Right, yeah, ship.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
But we didn't, we didn't didn't do well on the name.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Number five on the list of the top sex reasons
your dog's anxious. Are they just read about the situation
in the Strait of Houmas?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh? Yeah, and it's enough to make you, yeah anxious?

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
How did they I don't know they could read though,
that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
They don't like to, but they can.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Number four on the list of the top sex reasons
your dog is anxious. Our job in security is massive
for dogs right now, because what if the economy gets
worse and they made redundant from the Department of Pats
and Rubs.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, yeah, and AI could take their bones, yep he.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
I could never sniff out.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I could never snuff you know the banana you lift
in your suitcase, though.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I reckon they'll get there. Well, eventually. There must be
a robot dog with a sniffy nose. Yeah, robo dogs
never going to be a real dog. Number three on
the list of the top sex reasons your dog's anxious
are loud noises.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, just loud noises.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
They do give you a fry, Yeah, loud cargo past
I knock on the door, an unsuspecting bang. Number two
on the rest of the tops reasons your dog's anxious
right now, unrealistic representation of other dogs lives on social media.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I only see the highlights of ye Sandy Underscore retriever
underscore darling. You know, you only see the highlights of
that dog's life. You don't see the other parts where.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's not all right, locked in the cage outside in
the rain.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, you see those parts.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
And number one of the thass of the top six
reasons your dog's anxious us they're picking.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Up on our vibes.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah, yeah, very the impath dogs, so they pick up
on the mood of their owner.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
So if you're a.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Little anxious, your dog's a little anxious because you're anxious. No,
So the anxiety sort of flows through the both of you.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
So you think that the humans should just have a
banana and go for a war.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, stop it, yeah, stop it, stop it and relax.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Ask what are you anxious about?

Speaker 8 (11:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
What have you got to be anxious about? So that
a few times you've got no idea?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Yeah, there are people people dying.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah yeah, and you thought about the world and how
easy you've got it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's the sort of thing that puts anxious people's minds.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
That that is does that M podcast network swag gap
We talked about this ages ago swag gap.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Great example Hailey and Justin Bieber. Now there's Hayley and
she wears her loveliest little, you know, dresses and elegant
here and makeup, and he's there with sort of some
sort of cap under.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
A hoodie that's pulled and his pants have fallen off.
There's a swag gap.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Billie Eilish and net Wolf is another example of a
swag gap.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
She's there in a Ralph Lauren polo. He's in a
double breasted suit on the red carpet. It's fine, but
there's also so people talk with a swear gap where
you're not really similar in many ways that you know,
the way you dress, but also maybe you don't have
any common interests with your partner, but somehow you're like,
we make it work. It's because the swag gap is
not the issue. The issue is if there's a vibe gap,

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vibe gas gas, So your swag gap is more like
surface level stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
What music do you listen to, what.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
You like wearing, what hobbies you like doing, food you
like eating. It's actually fine if none of that's in common,
but if your vibe is not matching, that's where the
issue lies. So if you are more of a negative
person and you're prone to complaining and you're positive person,
that's probably not gonna work out for sure. If you're
a bit lazy and you're with someone who's really active,

(13:22):
it's more than like deeper level you're vibe matching. So
if you're like, I don't want to I don't like
the music you're you listen to, so I don't want
to go to that concert, then that's not gonna work.
But if your ViBe's like, oh, you know what, if
you like this band and you want me to come,
I'm good.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I'll just come and have a little good time. I
don't need to like it.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I just said to have a good be on the
same vibe as you vibe matching y. Yeah, hobby gaps,
they just don't matter, yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
You don't want to.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
If someone's constantly negative, that's not gonna last.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
But I also think it's good to have different interests.
I think one, you know, with like a ven diagram,
we're gonna have crossover and really enjoy the same things.
I'm like, I kin'd of prefer it not.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
You have your thing and if you're really passionate about that,
that my vibe is like, how are Yeah, you enjoy it, but.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, but it's the passion level, right, because you can
have that passion for something else.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, totally. I don't care if it's gaming or hiking
or gaming.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
You don't care about that.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
It's I'm learning to be okay.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh are you now? Because I thought you were vehemently
against that, But I don't.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
I don't have to be involved.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You just have to say, I'm just gonna be like,
if you that's how you spend your downtime, and my
downtime is watching maps and having a glass of wine,
and that it's not your cup of tea.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
I mean, I would say there's actually more pros for
gaming than watching maps, because it's like a cognitive thing. Yeah,
and degeneratively.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Cognitive are at My brain has never felt more alive
than I was watching this last season of Maps.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
The z N podcast network plays z ends flesh one
and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Hailey, silly little poll.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Silly, silly, well for so little poll.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Is it East Coast sunrises or is it West Coast sunsets?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Gorgeous? Love those golden colors.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
On sunset all the way.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, because if I'm up early enough to see a sunrise,
I'm not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I would like if our studio was facing east and
elevated so we could enjoy a sunrise with the early hours.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah, because we always kind of get we
face West.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Sunsets are best. Sunsets are best.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, romantics is a golden hour sunrises. You feel a
bit bitter about yourself for seeing it, unless you're on
your way home when it's coming up, because then you're
like a place of ships. When you will you're on
your way home and you're as birds. Yeah, when you
do a hike, like a morning hike. Can you see
the sun rise? That's beautiful, lovely mount beautiful. You feel

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better about yourself?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
You just feel a better person seeing a sunrise, but
a sunset beautiful, yeah, them all.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Well, it's very close.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Forty seven percent of people said East Coast sunrises, fifty
three percent saying West Coast sunsets.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Sunset's just taken it.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
And then we did this.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Because on Saturday I saw a beautiful West Coast sunset,
and then on Sunday morning, Shannon sent us an East
Coast sunrise the Battle of.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
The Red Sky.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, and have we had any ship it's coming a
message in delighted, Yeah, one of the one of the two.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
So I put that up a little while ago when
we were expecting bad weather, a beautiful sunset and it
was red at night ship and delight and I said,
great news. Everybody weather event canceled, obviously sarcastic. I'm not
the bloody met Service, am I? And people are like,
did you know it should be the opposite way around
in the southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
No one explained why, and I never looked into it,
but that sounds like byes. It's always if it's a
red sky at night, it's a nice day the next time.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, our seasons the opposite, but not our sunrises. And
it's always in the west, regardless of where you are.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well, hopefully some shepherds have chimed done and good morning
to our shipherd, Good morning to our shepherds.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, what are you running? You know, got a
couple of Romney's out there?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah, probably a couple of Romneys.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, Romney's mixed with Marina hall of a wall.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Good eating on a suffolk.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh yeah, you ate one of those last night? All right,
So now you're right. I was playing along too hard.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Chris messages in saying love a good sunrise. It's the
promise and hope of a super day head.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
But then you're being your knee on your toe bar
and it's all over. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
It's trying to work out how Chris old Chris is
from that profile picture. Maybe the world hasn't squeezed the
last drop of enthusiasm matter of them yet. Don't let
it cross hold onto that A sunset and a sunrise
and drinks are always better at sunset.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, if you're drinking at sunrise. There might be a problem.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, mightey to address that problem. I live on the
East Coast and I can feed coffee with the sunrise.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, gorgeous, gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I love on the East Coast and I can confirm
the sunrises are amazing. But those West Coast sunsets shout
out ragling, they hit different beg sunset every night behind
man Taranaki. Can't beat it? Baby, Yeah, well she's living
inland there.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, beautiful, it's stunning, very they we're alive, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
It's great day felacity. Why hecky sunsets? Yes, it's nice.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Drinking. Well, the sunsets is a lovely grown ban of greylo.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Lovely darling, Daryl says, born and raised in Gismond. So
you can't beat a summer sunrise. Swim Yeah, good lovely dancing?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Who cares? It's beautiful? Who grumpy? D grumpy? Dennis grumpy?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I mean you kid enough to say, who cares you kiss?
Alex says, I'm indifferent. These are two grumpy gusts. That's
two men, grumpy men.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Yes, Alex's grumpy.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Alex's grumpy. Nothing worse when you're grumpy and someone calls
you out on it.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
My mum used to say, they don't trip on your
bottom lip when I was like, there's a kid.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
And black sand.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, that's your coast downside our sunsets because CB getting
up early, says Cara.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, had the grumpy side of the comments.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Yeah, we have grumpy grumpies some. So we asked which
has been at East coast sunrise? Is a West coast
sunset's fifty three percent of people just prefer a West
Coast sunset.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Plays it in flesh one and Haley, I'm not going.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You're not going, and I'm not getting Get in the car.
Get in the car. Come on, you're getting in the
car with me. Mom's your boyfriend Mark? Do you want
to go to Agridome or not?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Do you someone to go to Agradome?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I just Mark's here, Mark's driving. It's Mark's car because
Mom didn't get the big car in the divorce. Okay,
she chose, she chose the channels. Okay, she chose the channel.
So you've got somewhere to sleep and I got the
smaller car.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Read she yesterday in the cars sting sleep first. Yeah, well,
Mark in the middle lose.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Mike also provided us delicious fish last night. So I
get in the caw Please just make this easy for me.
I'm trying my best here. Life's not going to be
what it was, but it can be what it will be. Okay,
get in the car. I don't know you're laughing. Chuckles
McGee back there, you laugh. Mark one is why you're right.

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Mark gets in the car.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
You're laughing? Market what I thought you were on Team
Mark yesterday you loved.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay, we're going to play our music game in the
car again. I can't play this game.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Not going to force this way into the spam. I've
told you.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Can you remind me how we played this game because
I was too straight on how much I.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Okay, I've got my iPod. I've got my iPod, I've
got my period. Tell Mark, I've got my period.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
So don't Mark doesn't need to know. But the ins
and outs of your menstreul cycle well talked to me.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
He probably should.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
I thought it was code word. Mark is a modern man.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Mark, I've got my periods uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know why, Like, maybe we need the code
word Mark.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Can we stop at the grocery? Stauran I need to
get more tampons.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Mark Marks said that it's not a problem. Is actually
put because we've put Agrudome in the maps and the maps,
and he's put ad stop and he searched supermarket.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Isn't that nice of Mark?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
If we're playing our game, he'll broady pop into the
super market and get the tampons for you. No, I
want Mark come by my tempo out Wow exactly, So
maybe don't drag Mark into these things.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I play you.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Our music game works like this. I play you three
songs from one year and you have to work out.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
What year I love?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
How do you choose that from the year that Mark
was born nineteen twelve?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
He's so old.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Mark is not one hundred and fourteen years old. That
is a ridiculous thing to say. Mark's a little bit
older than Mump.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
You can tell.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
But with age comes wisdom. Okay, I'll play, but marken't play.
What year is this song from?

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Turn the volume?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Mark?

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Mark has turned it up on the steering where we
had it muted. This man having a resurgent song top.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
On the tip top.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
People are using the one of the later songs as
a background. Big Leader, Big Leader and we didn't play this.
This wasn't obviously not the ratio immediately hitting.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
It was the Janet Jackson no.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Big voice.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Brothers.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Okay, okay, we're way hold on.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm just going to suspend this reality that we're on
a car trip for a moment. You at home can
also play nine sex nine sex absolutely yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Nine sex nine six.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
We just want to give market piece of your mind.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
No, we're I'm taking ticks about Mark. We are momsy
boyfriend suck first, he's doesn't.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Short short and shorts and so short, and they're also
they're like too tired. Mark's getting fat. Mum.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, well, I'm just saying, okay Nick song. Okay, so
early two thousands or late nineties.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh okay, it's nine year okay, it's ninety seven. No no, no, no,
no no, it's it's ninety ninety five, ninety six fire
four four through. Mark's not going to get lost, Okay,
Mark's marks, he doesn't PLoP. Mark's very special to me.
He's not my Mark's not getting lost. Okay, you can

(24:32):
butt out. It's like that's the cousin.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell your cousin to go away, okay,
and the last song from that year.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Ninety seven. It's ninety seven. It's nineteen ninety seven. Think
in nineteen ninety seven or ninety six.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's either it was.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
The last time Mark had the song.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Was ninety seven. I'm sure ninety seven. No, Mark was
twenty two or nineteen ninety seven. Okay, he's on the
text machine in ninety seven. It's ninety seven, My brother
on this way. It is nineteen ninety seven, dropping beats, bark,
rocking beats and mumping and see me charmed life.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
To the person that ticks to one seven. I bit
his name spelled if and dumb light with a c.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
R C.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
It is just his license, it is.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I want to play this game or not, Because I
tell you what, I'll turn it off and we're gonnall
sit in silence. Give me your phone, give me your phone,
give me a give me your phone, give it.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Mark, pull over out of the car, give me that
phone out. Fine, mom, just keep playing the game.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Get back, Okay, Mark, I can continue driving. I apologize
to the behavior.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Okay, New Year, New year, what you're all in?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
It's me two thousand and three, two thousand and three, Yeah, Mark,
come in my room.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Neither step foot in your run.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
If I've got evenocence on it means I'm having feelings.
He's not out of my room.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Mark folded the washing when you were at your dad's
and he wouldn't put it away, and you know that
that's touching. He didn't do your socks and hondyes, and
did your T shirts and.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Things that I don't want to touch my T shirts.
It probably tries them on.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
He doesn't try them all. There's no way Mark can
for the fourteen year old girls T shirts streets Boober.
Then Mark's actually in great shape.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
For man has age? Did the bilin age taste that
the German?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
It was significantly younger than he was as Mark if okay.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
One of my brass This is two thousand and three.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
On the.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Two three. Okay, last song species Mark two.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, two thousand and three, two thousand and three is correct. Yeah,
I love this game. I love this game is so good, mom. Yeah,
and you know whose idea it was? Working hard? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
This is actually one of me and Mark's favorite songs.
A dance to you when he dances as moves checko. Okay,
what year is this fits muscle on a big beautiful man.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's in the twenty tens.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
It's in the twenty tens Vaughn very funny, he does.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's what I don't want to do my laundry twenty
teens and in another one. Okay, can you tell Mark
he just drove us the supermarket?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
He doesn't he doesn't have he doesn't have his club
card on going to stop on the wall for everyday
rewards because tampons are turbo boosted points.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Not this week, I.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Ar yeah, or eleven, twenty ten. This song being big
over in Yeah marone five moves like Jagger moveo.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you know Mark's actually been totally looks a little
bit like Adam Levine.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
It looks like mc jagger.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm going to say, I want to say twenty ten,
but I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Someone just missaged in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, it's not that's too it's too late.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Twenty thirteen, twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, I feel like it's eleven. It's twenty teen to
twenty eleven, or twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Should be in the middle of twenty eleven.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
I'll go twenty ten born it was twenty eleven yet
one more or one more. Yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
One more, but Mark can't play this aill three year
Because this apparently was the biggest song of the year.
It wasn't like a massive radio hit, but you'll know
it from like videos and stuff.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Someone just messaged, just Mark, make mum happy?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:04):
If Mark does my mum happy. If mum's happy, she's
a happier person. Guys, Mark's very quiet, so that's cool.
Mark hasn't say anybody work.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Yeah good, tell him to shut up.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I can't tell him any shut up. But he hasn't
said a word. That's psycho, but that's narcissism. Might have
a couple of little narcissism making back there.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Maybe I don't know the song.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Fast forward to a chunky bit of the song, shom
mumble rap. This was huge for a while. Yeah song.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
What year is this twenty sixteen? Someone just said, I
like your Is it twenty sixteen or is it twenty dollars?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Front Web?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
No later than that?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
What year is this twenty eighth? I'll tell her what
it was? The year Mark Mark's last marriage.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
And just I wish I found some burden sounds nor
I believe he'd been married before.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Had voices. Yeah, it's twenty it's twenty new. I wish
I didn't have to rhyme every time a scene. Okay,
what what year?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
This is hard seventeen twenty seven and eighteen twenty seventeen
twenty eighteen, someone.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Said, turn up the music. I can't hear it over
Mark's frosted tips.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, mis frosted tips. Supermarket. We're at the supermarket. Mark's
gone and Mark's buying your temples. Mark's calling me, Hello,
what size tampons do you want? Mark? Slimy slam? Any

(30:48):
brand preference because one's getting boosted points at all that
sweaking ones?

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Not I don't want a home brand tampons Mart.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
She said, no to the home brands. Okay, see or something?
What if? Are you all right? Love you? Oh? She says,
I love you?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
To try to sell it?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
What year is this song from?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
I'm not going to your winning.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
I'm going to dance.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
I'm going to dance or dance away for the wicked.
He's taking that slut that he works away for the weekend.
So yeah, go to dance and see a caring man.
We'll go and get your tampers to the supermarket somebody's
and say affectionately that one adult loves another adult for
multiple reasons. Okay, go and see what's happening to Dad's.
Then somebody's ticks and asking when we meet our step brothers,

(31:51):
Mark's two sons. I told you, I'm not forcing that,
I'm not worrying that when Mark and you can agree
that the time is right for a minute. Twenty sixteen,
twenty six Okay, thank you for all of your tigs.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I love that game. It's one of my favorite games.
Hate on the show.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
Here he is.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Look he's going your tampon. Thank you Mark, period, Thank
you Mark. Someone's getting their.

Speaker 7 (32:19):
Tamp plays it in Fleshborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Now dating people just they're just getting over it, aren't they.
It's that we've got a fatigue. The swiping's a bit miserabler.
I was just having a little luckie poos. Haven't opened
them for a while, surprisingly, about seven and a half months.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yeah wow, And anyway, so still still on their phone though.
You don't want to get rid of them because then
she has to use the data to download them again.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
It yeah, wet my ass off to get on rail.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, you can't just delete it anyway.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Sprout on the prow for all the details Hailey dot
spra ha haleysprow dot com for tickets for.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Tickets to see my show or shall be revealed?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Opening that app's really flustered.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, no, it's a bit bleak out there, I think
for people dating and you can start to give up hope.
I have a lot of friends that are tined of
it because they're really looking for their person, you know,
over the fun side of it, and.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
They just want to look for their person. So into
the three P method.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
This is a method that has been discussed online at
great depth, developed by a dating expert.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
The three P theory pumpkins, potatoesio nuts.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
So if there was a dating term you say every
date you go on, they are either a pumpkin, a pistachio,
or a potato.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
They might be hard to crack open, but inside they're delicious.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and you want to suck on their skin.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Maybe they're hard to get the whole knife in in
you guys, it's really hard to cut.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah, you want to open them, but when you do,
you hurt yourself. Yeah, and maybe they.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Just needed a little brush with the dirt off, watch
them them, don't because that's all the nutrients are.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Wow, that's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
That's beautiful. Hard to get into, but worth it, worth it,
you know, once you get them out of that shell. Yeah,
the tongue, yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Just can lick them all over afterwards. Gorgeous. No, that's
not the three piece. The three piece. Every first date,
when you're going, oh my god, or what a waste
of my night, go on another crap day after another
crap day, you've got to remember the three piece because
every first date leads to one of three positive outcomes,
not pumpkin, one of four positive outcomes, a bet it

(34:41):
a fourth okay, potential plot, which I love.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Okay, practice, I don't think you needed to add the
fourth one.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Potential dates going, well, this party for a second date,
nothing more, nothing less.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
You don't need to leave the date being like he's
the one. He's not the one?

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Is Their potential stops your brain from fast forwarding to
merging friends groups and we can getaways and all this
kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
All you're looking for is the potential.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I don't like this about him. I don't like this
about him. Maybe he lives far away. Maybe he's got
a kid and I didn't expect that. Maybe this is
this and I don't really like this, But is there
any potential the second date? That's all we're thinking about.
That's a positive. We can leave going okay, I saw
a bit of potential. Plot doing it for the plot
is gonna have a story here. That's a bit of
may that's as my whole show.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It's brown on the brow.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I was living life for the plot dates, going well,
that's great, that's a good story. If it's feeling flat
or it's getting weird, it's not a failure. This is
for the group chat.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
This is you're getting home and I'm hitting that group chat.
I'm going, oh my god, I.

Speaker 10 (35:44):
Just love it.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
We do love a good story in the group chat.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
And it just reminds us we're living. You know, when
we're old, we're going to think back on this and go,
oh my god. There was a time I was saying
I was going on these dates and they were just terrible.
We're doing it for the plot.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Practice.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Every date teaches you something. Non negotiables, you're bound. Maybe
you're learning what you like and don't like what you actually.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Want, depleting your bank account.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Yeah, but you look on apps and you're matching with
people that maybe you physically liking, you're getting on these
dates and you're like, oh, they're actually all do douchebags, So.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Maybe just drop your standards slightly.

Speaker 10 (36:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
And the fourth p that I've added, that's just I
think that's explanatory. Yeah, okay, great, So that's it clear
we're getting something out of that night fall. So whether
you want to follow the potential plot and practice, or
you want to follow the pumpkins, pistachios and potatoes, dat it,
you've got to keep going.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
It's all fun.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
The ZM Podcast Network play z m's flesh fore and Haley.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
A Melbourne teenager, has touchdown on her home runway, becoming
the youngest female pilot to fly solo around Australia. Wow,
forty days woeen thousand kilometers all in a like in
a just a tiny plant, a little little plane.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah so that is a that's a record. She's solo.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Yeah, I'd be really scared.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
How does she get up?

Speaker 4 (37:07):
How does she get a license that that young?

Speaker 2 (37:09):
A lot of people get there, like pilot's licenses quite
can get them quite young.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Really Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
On top.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Not only that, not only did she become a world
record holder, she raised seventy thousand dollars for charity. Wow,
that's cool for a charity that flies like kids that
are you know, out of areas of hospitals to the
hospitals in Australia.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
So it's incredible. She turned eighteen doing this.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
So she was seventeen when she started, and during that
forty days flying around Australia, she turned eighteen. So in
New Zealand you must be sixteen to fly, so long
get your private Pilot's license or seventeen to be issued
your PPL, which means you can take other people.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But sixteen friends. Potato leaks, leaks, beautiful soup. Actually planted
some leaks in my garden, my vegetable winter. Go and
stand by. I've planted too many. I hope you goes
like leaks.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Look at the map of Australia.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
So she stopped at every one of those times. Yes,
that's bloody, amazing, insane. That's a big stretch. You could
get your hours. She would have seen some things.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Australia's very very hell did it take forty days?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Yeah, so, young Amelia Earhart on our hands typically Jane Batton.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
She typically spent three hours in the year a day.
Some of them required five and a half hours in
the cockpit.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Wow, where does she stays seventeen eighteen, it's a good call.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
She touched out at the airport.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Maybe holiday, she's in the plane so she was in
a in a Cessna. Wow year, so pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
That's a cool record.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
So this is what we want to know, not not
only the fact that she's the youngest female to do this,
she's she was seventeen eighteen when she did this. She's
got a record for flying solo around Australia. We want
to us a question this morning. Have you ever, at
any stage in your life, be it as a young
person or an adult, had a recordcord, any kind of record.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Was it a school record? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Yeah, yeah, the local regional record.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
You did the most push ups at your high school.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Wow, someone in christ just got a record. Incredible. Do
you see this on social media?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
The first person to complete a Rubik's cube in the
new christ Church Stadium.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Which is why because she doesn't need to be the fastest,
because she was the first person to say fastest, So you.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Could literally take anything into the new christ Church Stadium,
like the first person to do it and say you're
the first now number six six nine.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
No criminal record, we were, It's not really what we're.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Looking forward unless it was an amazing criminal record, unless
you were the first in your family to get a
criminal records trimes, yeah, most.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Most crimes, yeah, most most ram raids, most for hours years.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah, you will accept criminal records, member.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Of calling the Guinness World Records. Hello, I'd like to
submit for the most ram raids and a twenty four
hour period.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
You champion, mate, you were let's get terrified as a
rookie numbers mate, Yeah, yeah, okay, oh eight hundred Charles
at him call us now tix through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Have you ever held a record?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Right now, we want to know if you have at
any stage held a record, because an Australian teenager she
was seventeen when she started, took her forty days to
do you say, circumvent.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Circumnavigatorgate circumnavigate, Yeah, circumvent navigate Astamia took her forty days.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
And if she's the younger, she turned eighteen during the
challenge charity as well.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
But whatever it is, maybe your record's gone. Maybe at
the time it was yours.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Maybe you held her for twenty four hours and someone
beat you.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Ginny, what was your record at some stage?

Speaker 10 (40:48):
So I was an intermediate and we had to sell
the Oxford Family pies.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Okay, oh yeah, we usually do the pie selling for
a fundraiser. Great way to make money.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
So the first year of inter media I had the
record at one hundred and fifty family pies.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Good lord, okay yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:07):
And then the second year of inter media, I was
so close to that record, and my mother wanted me
to beat it, so she bought the last few to
get me one hundred and fifty one pies.

Speaker 6 (41:17):
So one fifty one was the record.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
So you beat your own record, I did. Yeah, So
the Ussein Bolt of pie selling.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
That's me, DoD.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
You have some good some good family, some good neighbors
that loved to hone some pies.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yeah man, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
It sounds like you knew the market. Yeah good yeah, okay,
And did you use those selling skills?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Did you go on to a career in sales?

Speaker 10 (41:38):
Oh your question, thank you, m Maybe that's my next
job opportunity. I know, I work in finance.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Oh well, there's still money though, selling money selling money.
You know you sell money for more money, Jinny.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Let's go to Sophie. Sophie, what was your record that
you held at some stage, Like this was a pretty
big one.

Speaker 10 (42:00):
I won two out of three events at my intermediate texting.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Olympics, Texting Olympics, Texting Olympics.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
What did you have to do to do this? I
can't remember exactly.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
I think it was like a for a statistics lesson,
like we were clicking data.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
But I remember there were three events and there was
like a scrunch you had typed like a short sentence.
There was a marathon we type a long paragraph and
it was something else as well.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
And so this was you were doing this on your
phone or a laptop.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Oh no, that'st back in that like iPad touched four.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Days like oh wow, okay, you wow, okay, so you
you won that? And yeah, you must have been a
fast type because I thought you mean texting like old
school no ka thirty three ten, like if you were.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
I know, I had my iPod and then I had
my little Nokia as well.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah my kids mind when them that's how we used
to text. Yeah, so three times, thank you, hate. What
record did you hold so.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Back in the eighties when everyone joined athletics, when you
were kids, you did like fifty meters and one hundred.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Meters and whatnot.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
And I was five years old and I took the record.
I smashed the record for fifty meters and I got
a cup, and I got my picture in the paper
and everything.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Wow. Wow, yes.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
And so my friend's daughter like recently went to athletics.
This is like local and Cambridge and they kept all
the records and all my days.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
My name is still the run.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
No, not being beaten since in nineteen eighty something.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Wow. Do you remember the time that you did your
fifty meters in?

Speaker 6 (43:52):
There's absolutely nowhere I remember the time?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Is it? Five year olds? Do they even know what's happening?
They run running, falling?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Obviously it's probably the only memory.

Speaker 10 (44:03):
The memory I had is a five year old.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
What do you like on your feet now, Katie? Your yuzippie?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah you can still, you can still move it. If
Bush came to shop, I actually could. Yes, I love that.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
You should.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Who said no, she doesn't she doesn't.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
See your child.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I don't see his name on the five year old
sprint's what's wrong with this generation? Yeah, exactly. Actually make
him run to school, take him out of get him
out of the cast up and make your own way.
Thank you, Kate, thank You's Haten Hayden.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
What record do you still hold?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Did you hold?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
It's going to sound really lean compared to the last one,
but bloody hell I uh I well when I was
ten and to.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Those in an eight, yeah, I held them. Mario the
Luigi's Circuit record, the Masterless Lap for a couple of days.
What it all counts? Mate?

Speaker 6 (45:10):
What was that on?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Was it on the way it was? Yeah, the one
we had to turn it, actually had to turn it,
and that was.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
My house record, the Luigi Circuit for those in the
now of Mario cart that's a great track because it
looks simple. But as you say, the difference between but
then the lader and the los the later worldwide.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Yeah, it was for a couple of days. It was
just like, oh, this is one that was brand new, though,
so there's no one that was just me. You don't
downplay your achievements. We're very proud of you.

Speaker 10 (45:46):
I'm not one other things I'm more proud of these days.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
But yeah, no, no, think of it. Did you use
a mushroom saying though, remember the final corner I've ever done.
If you hit a mushroom and ramp, you could skip
the whole last corner.

Speaker 11 (46:02):
You probably did that if you Oh yeah, you're like
throwing it around as anyals.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah that's great, Well you can have this off. Yeah,
wait there and have a pass some messages.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And I was the one thousandth baby born in the
calendar year at Bourdwood Hospital. From what I know, they
haven't done that again. Oh wow, birth rates down of course.
I was the youngest assistant manager in New Zealand KFC history.
It's seventeen wow. Trust of the secret herbs and spices.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
Also, like the twenties and thirty year olds, they're being
told what to do base.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yes, that caps the costs of management down though, yeah
paid them that seventeen.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Year old wage.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
I ate fourteen savroys at my standard for camp and
that was a record for the camp.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I believe it still stands.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
That's good oud of you as well.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I was the first girl in seventy five years to
win the trophy for kettle judging at high school.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Okay, right, judge.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I was the last baby born in New Zealand in
a certain year, doesn't say what yet you.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Were the thirty first December eleven something.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yes, more than thirty, Oh no, this is silly. More
than thirty years ago. I was briefly the youngest person
on earth. That's we all were at one stage, weren't we.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Yeah, someone came out exactet the exact same length as
you out of the hole at the exact same time
like that, and.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
You were drawn.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Maybe they left a town, mum, just for a little
bit longer, and you'd for fully out and then you'd
be the one.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, you just had that.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I'd probably leave a toll in just to be a
jan first baby rather than a New Year's Eve baby.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
You want to be born?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I was the lightest baby born in New Zealand for
a while. I weighed six hundred and eighty grams at berth.
That's that's biny I was born at twenty four weeks.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Wow, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That's I think they're okay. They're texting and now they've
got a phone. I think they're doing okay. I'm the
youngest RSA president in New Zealand history.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Hello, how old the rasa. Please let me know what
it's been a while.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
We need it out to the wine poor.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
We need to get in for one of those rasch
just a country white to the brim.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Inflation hit the price of a handle at.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
The ras I went, so I went to a rares
Where was there in Australia and it was still five
dollars a handle there.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
It's fantastic in Australia. Australia. Yeah, that's amazing strength at
the clubs. I held the year seven girls shot put
in discuss record for many years.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Mate, it's a beatrice Farmer Winna plays.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I'm going to start with a naughty.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Naughty mama, mama.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Four Inland Revenue employees have been fired for accessing a
taxpayers account without authorization.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Snooper was it a celebrity.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
There was a team white email that warned SNUT staff
not to engage with a specific taxpayer if they called, Oh,
there's very limited on information here. The email accidentally included
the taxpayer's full name and ID number.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
And then four.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Employees were all caught snooping and spending too long in there.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
One of them accessed a minute after receiving the email.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
It's a celebrity.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Another one, it's a celebrity, was a troublemaker.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Another the employer was two days into a new role
and they were in the account for thirty minutes and
they said that they were just learning about The third
one accessed two minutes after receiving the email, and their
fourth employee said they were just checking, just checking because
they've used to see their user wrong process.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
That's a celebrity because it was many years ago, very famous.
I remember it just blowing up in the news like
all the All Blacks and journal.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Was a big one.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
They searched own a Loma's ID and leaked and this
was like early days.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Of the internet.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
There was no like Reddit, forums or anything for people
to put these up. And I just kind of emailed
around home z I IP, like great Paul Holmes, someone
snooped him because he was working for TV and ZID
and newsk z B and people wanted to know how
much you earned.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
So that did the round bloody just be like, I
wonder what the all blacks and just look, I didn't
know no use of the of the of the excess
that you had real estate agents and mates that are
real estate agents. They can look up properties to see
who owns the public info, isn't it. That's probably not
that easily excessing.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
True, Well, this is what I want to know.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
When did you have a little snoop at work?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Maybe you have a.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Fire?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
These people that were snooping that fire because this actually.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Wanted to do the phone and what got you fired
from work? Could do that another day the other day, don't.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Packers said, you don't always get what you want in life,
and that's a good listen to learn.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Uncross your arms, it's rude.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Uncross one's being a bratt.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
I nearly died yesterday, So I'm going to new lease
on life and I've decided to enter my brat era.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
We'll talk soon about how warn nearly died.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
But yeah, this is maybe potty came into work and
then they like used a system.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Don't tell me you're working at a gym and not
being like who's this then Instagram? Oh I would never.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I would never.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Training to get our gym. No one's training and trying
to make it believable. I would. You were too far?
You go, you go because you've got an acting degree.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Okay, Hi Hailey, it's Liz here, Liz, Liz Mills, owner
of the gym.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Have you good?

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Thank you rich Man the mirror of Auckland. That's all
I know about myself. Have you been looking at using
the the member sort of system to look up members
of the gym for the personal details?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
So why am I using the system to look with
your log on?

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Has been looking up members? And they're all I mean people,
not the members members.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
They're all hot, yeah, and they're all actually because them
in there and it's all like ideal range.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I know BMI has got a good measurement.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Of of Liz mister merles players. I would never never
do that. There's obviously it's been some kind of breach
and I'm going to look into this off from the computer.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I would They wouldn't never The s is fletched there. Ye,
he's not the phone fletch. Liz.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
You know this isn't my first call to yep. Have
you been accessing the company customer databases? Given times? That
actually stacks? Thank you for being honest with me. You
know what, just between a couple of lads, we don't
bloody mine, do we?

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Don't we don't? Bloody mine with you? Pass back to Hailey, Okay, Haaily,
final warning.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Nothing to do with that.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Anyway, I just like formally go on record. I don't know,
Liz Mills. I don't know if that was a fear
or fitting description of the man. I don't even know
if he's still alive. All I know is cars were
stickers on their back window, and that means they get
the parks.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Oh okay, we've had a message. We've had some messages.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
This is what this is what we want to know
this morning.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Have you ever snooped at work? You've exes, had a
little looker, you've w through some.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
Fire, or you've been on the receiving end, like somebody
has hate you up because they're like, hey, you came
into my work.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, and you left your coffee card with your name
and I followed you.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Oh oh, we're coming back with this one.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Someone someone's looked themselves up wand being shocked at the results.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Stay turned.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
You've got me hooked for I am hocked?

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Was it a radio veteran teasing the.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I need to write this down. I'm learning.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Them four hours a night.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Wow, my our d workers have been fired for snooping
on a file, and we want to know if you've
ever done.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
This at work.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Just have a little look, certainly not encouraging it. We
here some wild messages through. Maybe you've been on the
receiving it as well. Someone's hit you up after searching
your details. I just ran to the bathroom and back
during that Sabrina carpet of song, and I've come back
to a text machine full full full to the brim
some snoop dogg.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Let's start anonymous, What did you snoop on?

Speaker 10 (54:39):
So?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I worked at a.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Bank, Yes, and whenever it's quiet, I just kind of
look up random people's names and just snoop at what
they've got hiding in there.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Okay, what do you mean You're just looking at how
much money they've got?

Speaker 8 (54:57):
Yeah, just how much money I've got.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
And you know, just some times what they where, they
spined and you gotta find something to.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Do when it's quiet.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
So you're allowed to do that, no hints where I'm anonymous?
What is what if the computer's like sends an alert
to someone she's looking at someone's account.

Speaker 10 (55:19):
I mean we get told that it can be like
checked and stuff but no one does, no one has.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Yeah, no, it's amazing. Okay, I would do it. I
would do it totally.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Emma, thank you. Oh sorry, Anonymous, think you let's go
to Emma. Emma, what did you have a little snoop.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
And at work?

Speaker 9 (55:42):
Yeah, well, I had had an ex colleague who had
gone on maternity leave and we needed some that was
on her email and I had to get into it
and I got what I needed and then I was like,
I feel like she totally would have been the chick about.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Me and my friend. So you went her emails?

Speaker 9 (56:09):
Yeah, I went into her like conversations, you can see conversations,
and I just typed did my name, and I was like,
oh my god. And I saw hundreds of conversations she
had with other colleagues about how we were like late
from getting back from our lunch break and just really.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
So pathetic things.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
And so I just took a whole bunch of screenshots
and sent them to people and then yeah, yeah, never
come back.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
She never came back.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
You kind of, I mean, you do, but you don't
want to know what people are saying about you, right, Like, yeah, curiosity.

Speaker 9 (56:48):
Though, Yeah, I was so curious because she was like,
she tried to act like she was our friend, but
I just knew she was was.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
She was a fake.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
She was a fake friend. Yeah, yeah, amazing, Emma, thank
you so many messages. Ware To start, I worked for Bespoke,
high end jeweler. We seld to many high profile in
New Zealander so I could look up how much they
paid for their wedding engagement.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh that's fun.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, okay, my fiance is a cop and the goss
he has his unreal I bet.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
I worked at a prosecution law firm and I used
to sit and read the files of different people all
the time.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
A few came through of people I knew, and it
was the best, the best. Nosy.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I was asked out by a patient and said no,
but then I changed my mind, so I went into
as file to find as number to text them.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Oh so you're like a doctor or a nurse or
something that naughty.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I used to work at a luxury car Bran and
I'd snoop on celebrity car and it's been a particular
reason other than to.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Be noisy how much they paid for the car. I
used to develop photos in the nineties, back when printing
was a manual job, so I had to look at
many celebrities of photos.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
I used to always think this like they would have
seen printing news.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Well it's back, but it's back in fashion and fashion
people get in their roles developed. Yeah, I can access
parents details for the children all over the school, not
just in my class. Let's just say there's some hot
single dads. Looking up the hot single dad.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
That's so good. You're like, he has not arrived with
a wife at any point.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I used to work at a hearing clinic and we've
got a call from the men's present saying one of
the hearing aids, one of the prison's hearing aids, wasn't working.
So we looked up the name of the guy. It
turns out he is a drug smuggler and he was
eighty years old. It'd only been in prison for five years.
They got it was an old man's drugs smuggler. Who's
smuggling drugs after you turn seven eight? That's a young
man's game. Yeah, you've probably got nothing. You've probably burn

(58:46):
through your key we save, or don't have one. Yeah,
so you're like, what have I got to lose? Someone said,
I looked up my file when I was working at
a government department. Okay, I found out a whole bunch
of stuff from my childhood that I have zero recollection
of big yikes working through a in therapy. Now, wow, Holy,
that's the one that looked up themselut themselves.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Wow Wow. I saw my workmate's penis on his work Fine,
dirty bugger.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I don't know if that's the topic, Just like I
think dirty Bugger was any nerds and they were to
his wife.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Okay, all right, that'll teach you for snooping on his phone.
I guess. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I used to work for the company that managed the
superannuation for two of our largest sports teams.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Fair to say, I know how much some former squads
will be living on. Are you what the all blacks
are putting into the Yeah, right into the retirement. Do
you think they do the four percent? What do they
do a bit more? And at least four I hope
they're an aggressive funds?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Are you young?

Speaker 4 (59:45):
Grissive, especially if you're younger. Yeah, mung Mob's got keyp
we sober and theys of crime or whatever.

Speaker 11 (59:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I think it's just they each have a bag and
they put put the cash in it. Saved the cake. Yeah,
I worked at a youth service.

Speaker 10 (01:00:05):
Have you got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
I worked at the youth.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Service at college, you know, and I found out my
arched emissions, who bullied me really badly at the time,
came in because they needed to be treated for chlamydia.
Sixteen year old me never felt so good at having
that gossip.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Yeah, did you use it for evil? Because we don't
make it?

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
No, get over it, because.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
There's lots of them. I hired a trailer from a
petrol session in my younger days. A week later, I
got a text asking and what I was doing. Figured
out it was the dude who served me. When I
returned the trailer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Trailer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:38):
Did you read that bank follow up one? That's another
person looks at the bank.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
There's alerts for high profile people and if you look
them up, you get a phone call straight away away.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
It was a celebrity and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
You were like, how much money is blooming?

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
You know, Mike, McRobert Scott or something would.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Go bing and right he can ask for I had
a couple of all Backs players call through to the bank,
and because I spoke to them, I thought to go,
you know, I was allowed to look through the accounts
that a little bit snoopy spree bit of money there
also had an ex Warriors player applied to join the bank.
I wanted to decline him though, because they'd been playing
rubbish for the Warriors really put the guy's mind at ease.

(01:01:17):
Maybe might play a little bit better if his banking
Warriors are out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Of the way.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Oh wait, have we got a good e I don't
think I'll read the whole thing, but I work at
a funeral home and we had a random letter from
a prison directed to a family of a murder victim.
We opened him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
You can't just stop there, Hailey, I probably can someone
from the Manger Bob has messaged and your key we
saver as my key we saver.

Speaker 7 (01:01:45):
Does that m podcast Needwork plays Len and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, day, day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Dud dude, it's a volcano. We're here affected the day,
and today I'm going to tell you about how an
eruption of a volcano caused the French Revolution. Oh okay,
so sick in relax Revolution, Let's go to Iceland. Sorry, Iceland, Iceland, Iceland, Iceland, Iceland, Greenland,

(01:02:31):
Greenland Island, New Zealand. Okay, let's go to Iceland. It
is June seventeen eighty three. A twenty seven kilometer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Fisher tears open. Oh ow and in the next month,
eight months, it's just bleeding lava and pumping one hundred
and twenty million tons of sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere. Goodness,
like a long, eight month long fark. Was it the
same one that erupted? Remember when all the flights were
counted it blug and Schlegans nine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Yeah, that was like ten years ago or something. Yeah,
this is this is called Lackey Laki. It's called the
Lucky fisture if you want to look it up, if
you've been to Iceland. Because this is the other thing.
When you talk about these things, there's always a listener,
our well traveled, our worldly listeners. I've been there when
we did those things. People accident are discovered, people been
there amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You know our friend doctor Tawney they did Iceland, Yes, Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
They went around in a camper then and it didn't
sun didn't set until like, yeah, well it didn't. I
just don't think it did at all. Yeah, in the
peak of summer. So in Iceland, this one hundred and
twenty million tons of sulfur dioxide. Iceland lost a quarter
of its population to famine and fluoride poison because it
got into the water, and of course that's.

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
Not good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
So then the Hayes drifts across Europe, like you might
be familiar with the European drift more of your Chernobyl
European drift of a cloud that kind of spread out
and caused a whole lot of trouble. Well, it drifted
across Europe, and in summer, temperatures in France dropped, aren't
are dropped sharply? So then the harvests of seventeen eighty three,
seventeen eighty five, and seventeen eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Eight rubbish because it's so cold. Everything's so wildly different
because of the eruption that they can't grow what they
normally go. Bread prices.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
To the point where families are like spending eighty percent
of their income on bread alone. Oh wow, Jay's bread
with a state expensive tis Well, yeah, it's supposed to
be cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
So then France head alas would blow their mind. Dude, man,
imagine if they got a little vogels, they'd be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
So chewing and moist, but I cannot find that toasters
that's for toasted rights.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
It skips being soft the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
So turn that up with France backing the American Revolution.
And if you've watched Hamilton the musical, you'll know Lafayette Lafayette,
he's French and he's bringing in the French money, right,
you know, so they founded the American Revolution. And then
so by the end of that no money, everything costs
a lot. People are starving, furious, and France is a

(01:05:00):
little bit of in trouble, all because of a volcan
of a volcano. It triggers the French Revolution. I've never
tied volcanoes to bread, but it makes sense. Volcanoes to
bread and bread to revolution in three easy steps. Yeah,
I just want to see if anybody test.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Your revolution today, you can.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Confirm somebody said I was there in seventeen eighty three
terrible fog, that I didn't mean there when it erupted, you,
silly billy seven one zero, I mean have you been there?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yes, silly, I like that. I love our time traveling too,
terrible fog very.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
To today nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Yeah, So today's facts fact of the day is that
a volcanic or I thought we can have some light
banter about it afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
We're running late. We're running late because you soon had
to tell us how you nearly died, Vaughn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Let's wrap this up there, okay, because a whole lot
of people did die back in seventeen eighty three.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
But we won't do it. I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
Today's fact of the day is that an Icelandic eruption
led to the French Revolution.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Fact of the day, day.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Day, day, day.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Did dude, dude do oh no, you called me? That's
what happened. I'm in the car and it pops up
Carl Fletcher calling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I was like, this will be good, because despite being
very good friends, we don't really talk on the phone
message each other.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
If there's ever a call, oh, it's going to be good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
It means God, turn off, turn off the lawn mower good,
you know, like I'll call you back, like turn off
the law mile because I'm in the car and get
a call Flitch is like, because I'm on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
The way in. Because last night we stayed at the
J W. Marriott in Auckland because we were taking some
genuine friends there and just over ten days time you're
taking some winners. So of course we had to test
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Oh my god, did we test it out?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Amazing restaurant. Yes, handsome chef goes of that loud, Yes
he did. I mean the world set it out loud,
while it's more look it up. Ah, his face sted
and great arms. Anyway, we're not here to talk about that.
I get a charasmanic, good yarns, great money, great with
a knife. Um back on track. So I get a

(01:07:20):
call and it says Carl Fletcher. Because I kept him
on my phone phone quite like professionally, he's calling, and
I answered, I'm like the man. He's like, A are
you on your way in? A? Yeah, I said, I
am on my way in. He said, would you mind
coming giving me a hand? Somebody's getting dropped off at
the apartment in twenty minutes. I said, well, yeah, I'm
twelve minutes away from your place. I'll pop lay in.

(01:07:40):
How A what a pure coincidence. And I get there
and I said, what are we lifting in? Because I
thought it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Was your bench top, because you said on the way
we might need some extra muscle to lift this thing in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
And I said, I didn't really ask, and then I
got there. I said, I said, is it your benchtop?
And he said no, it's my coffee table.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
And it's quite heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
I know it's about one hundred and I want to say,
with the case on it, one hundred and ten kgs.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
I helped to choose it the slab.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
The slab, yes, very lovely, very buch.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
So anyway, it gets unloaded by a man whose arms
were like pythons, and I was like, he'll be hanging
around just checking a use trade.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah still last time I checked. This is okay, quite
gay from you man admiring another man, also very attractive
Hailey the use of a knife. I was upset that
you went.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
There to call in his arms where his arms are
so big, there's a third muscle on top.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Of the two muscles on the forearm.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
It's like here yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
And he didn't even lift it. He used his his
There is nothing like a crown picking it up and down.
So he wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
I'm like, this is going to be lifting, like all
those arms are gonna be a waste if he didn't.
And he puts it down, sees what's your name writes
on his thing and tarps and I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Like wait a minute, where are you going? Fly stair?
He was trapping the traffic, so he had to move
his struck and he was like, I'm out. I've delivered it.
That's my job.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Job isn't to get it into the apartment. We just
needed the work was we had a trolley thing. We
could flip it up onto and then take it in
the left the service lift.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
But there was like what six stairs where to get
it up for I found like twelve from the service
like the lobby up to the left. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, So we're at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
However is this thing?

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
I jump on one end and flitches like not like,
let's test it. He's like one, two, three, and all
of a sudden, that's up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
I'm like, oh, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:09:33):
Also Fletcher goes to the gym every single day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
He jumped on the end that faced forward. I'm backwards.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Gone, that's the worst, And in hindsight, the guy with
the chicken legs should yeah, well, the chicken legs did
their thing. Although the chicken legs every time I had
to like take the weight of everything up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Onto one foot to put the foot up onto my
whole body was like and then my hair still going
to the gym.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I've been slack lately. Tone and my ears were like
and then the hair completely disappeared from the ears.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Now I don't think it before.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
I think you're a sip away from a bleeding Noseeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
Did you nearly have an aneurysm? And I got it
up to the top and I was just like, and
I put it down and I was just like.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
I was like, by the way, Vaughan tells me this
later at the at the hotel at dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Not so you didn't say, who, Molly, I need to
take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
He wasn't like, let's just put it down on the step. No,
because I thought I was dying. So I was like,
let's get this done before there were aneurism. I don't
want to inconvenience anybody. Yeah, poor fl she can't do
this on his arm. No, So we did the thing
and then we flipped the whole massive thing onto a
Dolly trolley and pulled that around and we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
On the trolley. It was fine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
You didn't tell me that you had an audio on
aunial wigh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I've had it once at the gym where I put
down something and then I went.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
And you're like, oh, not enough blood to the heap,
push to I think I just pushed it a bit hard, Okay,
but I'm okay now. Yeah, he was bleeding at dinner. Yeah, yea,
I bought a tampon on that ye pulled the tampon out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
He nearly killed himself. Coffee so much, I can't wait
to put my feet up on this thing. You've no
feet on the coffee table.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
You've got cracked heels. Yeah, athletes, fine, I don't have Please, No,
I don't have to have everybody correct the face. I
don't have great heels. I don't have.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
I've got the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I promise next next time I will last someone else.
We can't lose vorn. No, no, I'm all good. I'd
like you to talk to Dr Sawney about this, because
it doesn't sound good. I went to the door. I
told you, I went to the doctor with my shopping
list a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I said, nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about,
nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about, geting blood
test to a poor and a container.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Yeah right, but you never had an aneurysm yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Yeah, Well, I'll put I'll start a new list for
the next time fresh lest I lifted a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
I think I nearly had an aneurysm. The z M.

Speaker 7 (01:12:17):
Podcast network plays ms flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
Now, in my family, there is a tradition that was
not bestowed upon my family.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
On my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It's Matthew Matthew, my cousin Matthew, my uncle Matthew, my
granddad Matthew has father Matthew Mathew Mathew Methi was the
name that was passed out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
But that's like a generational Yeah, we had a William
on my mom's side. Every generation never William.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
But that's usually like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
The father passes it to the son, to the son,
to the son, to the Sun, to the Holy Ghost,
to the Father, the Spirit, the Holy Ghost are men there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
But this family here, Mary is the mom, Brian is
the dad. They are and it's supposed to be. Joe
of the Book said anything to go by.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
No, we're not biblical anymore, said they were expecting their
first child.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
He had a biblical joke. Got a Bible joke.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Okay, you each got a Bible joke. You're happy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yes, we're going to.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Talk about the Bible more on the show, sooner if
we dropped that, No, we are going to talk about
the Bible more or the Biblical dime. Yeah, this is
how people are shredding the cage, said Jesus up there
and across the doors, wrapped, carry on pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Saved that joke.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
That joke's in my show. I think that's where you've
heard it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I think I've spent a lifelong joke for any I know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
But I sort of you've just sort of gone like, oh,
I've was saving that joke. Just wanted to say, don't
say it too much because it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
So Mary and Brian had their first child and they
were like, we want to carry on a tradition.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
They named that child Mary. Mary and Brian named it Marray.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Wait, so Mary's family did this? Or Mary was like,
let's start a tradition.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Mary's mother is Mara, She's Mary. She has a daughter,
She's we'll call him Mary. Then they had another daughter
years later, and they thought, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Its name of Mary again Mary or first name.

Speaker 4 (01:14:04):
First name Mary? H get this. They have two more daughters.
They name them both Mary.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Can you legally do that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Mary? Mary? Mary? And little Mary, But.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
You're go them for quite contrary. How did you and grow?
But you can do this?

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
You're allowed of This is in the States, so yeah,
they're allowed to.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Okay, long history of strong women in my family named
Mary has stole it upon the first one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Mums are so good at this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
So if they're angry there yelling, she'll say your brother's name,
your dad's name, and then your name is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
What's your the cat's name?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Sometimes yeah, yeah, yeah Mary. Well, this one's easy Mary,
ye four girls Mary. Anyway, very odd tradition. I want
to know what's your your weird family tradition. Doesn't it
to be about names?

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Tell everyone your one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
We kiss on the mouth. We call each other babe.
That's me and my brother call each other babe.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
And you kiss your brother on the mouth when you
see him, not open mouth, not like well obviously there's
no tongue. But it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
I kissed my friends on them on the cheek. Sometimes
you'll get a cheek it both my family kiss on
the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
That's what we do.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
That's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
I want to know what is your weird family tradition.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I'll wait hundred dance at him as a number. You
can tell that through.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
We don't talk about our feelings until it's too late
and someone's well, that's just that's just a thing. Passing
that one on to I'm trying to stop it. Okay,
nine six nine six to text us. I'll wait a
hundred dance at him to call us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Tell us about your.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Weird family tradition. Family in the States. Mum's Mary. Her
mother was Mary, and she named all four of her
daughters Mary. Yeah, you think you'd mix it up.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
A bit, yeah, mar is a middle name, Marianna. Yeah, yeah,
Mary had a little well, joins us. Good morning, Cherie.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Now this is your dad, your dad's side of the family.
He's got four sisters. What's the first sister's name.

Speaker 8 (01:16:10):
The first one's name is Magdalena, the second, the second
name is Catarina.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
What's the third one, Magdalena?

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Okay, an actor, Magdalena one, Magdalena. Wait a minute, we
had a cat what would we have in the middle
of their second baby?

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
And three Magdalena's He's got three sisters called Magdalena.

Speaker 8 (01:16:37):
Yes, and go down to two cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Is mag is Carolina's middle name? Magdalena.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
I'm not she's the only one that didn't get a
second name.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
So much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
It's like my mum's Patsy and her sister's Lorena Lorraina.
Why isn't she now just got you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Yeah? Right, okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
And then on my mom's side of the family, we
give each other three kisses on the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
That's mouth and that's quite cute. Family on the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
It's a bit of order. It's just like kisses on
the mouth. Yeah, with a minimal gap between. I feel
like it could be a saliva.

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
Bridge's like literally a.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
That's cute.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Yep, that's it's I'm going to be honest. It's a
bit odd.

Speaker 8 (01:17:35):
Granddad when he was alive, Yes, it was a bit
of a kiss, but you know, you kind of get
over it and move.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
From kid unbridge with a sloppy old man.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
Because I love to Magdalena, Magdalena, Magdalena, but not Catalana Cattina.

Speaker 8 (01:17:51):
Well, that was the other side of the family, so
you'd have to keep in mind to only give one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Kiss one kiss on right, Okay, So one side of
the family's three kisses on the mouth, from the other
side of the family's three three Magdalena's but still everybody
is kissing. Some messages in your family's odd. My family
have always called each other dick or dickhead, and it's
not like a bad thing. And I called my husband

(01:18:17):
and his family dick and dick kids when I first
turns out that's not a term of condemnent that could
be panted around without no prior warning, not unless everyone's
on board.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
They were all going to be on board. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
Somebody said, I'm Marianne. My mum's Barbara, and and my
daughter is Reneean.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Sorry, that's good and connect the stop now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Somebody said we knew a family that had a tradition
and all everybody was named Jay. There was John and
Joanne and they had their kids Johnny and Joanna and
the Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
They all, yeah, they're okay, right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Kindled Kylie, Kevin, Chris and Kira Nightlay double she's a
double kay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
People don't know that she's actually a double of the
Nightly Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Okay, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
Message saying they don't do Christmas at Christmas time. They
do Christmas when it's winter in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
They just like a midwind. I understand them. Christmas in
addition to a summer Christmas, not doing a summer Christmas.
But also where do you live If you're at Auckland,
that's stupid, like weensdown or like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
A gorgeous I mentioned maybe they travel. Yeah, maybe, yeah,
that'd be really nice. Maybe somebody else said, our family
tradition is a glass of wine with dinner. Even from
when we were kids would always have a glass of
red wine. Okay, is that the French that do that,
doesn't it?

Speaker 4 (01:19:57):
It is the French that do that. The kids have
a little proscco the morning.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Wait, the kids are at dinner like a pre kindy proscico.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
You can have a little bubbles in the morning to
start the day.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
God, you need to SAIDI cup. If you haven't a
bubbles in the morning of white with lunch and a
red on the hell of a day.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Okay. My family we rub our cheeks together and like cats.
I'm sorry, that's very intimate. That that's very intimate. It's
very intimate. Family.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
We should start doing that in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Don't touch me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I don't want to check rub. I don't want you
to touch I don't want to check rub. Somebody I said,
my family has always been bum petters. Oh, okay at
each other on the bomb for the job done.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah, right into that. I'm not into my mo the raw.
May anyone touching your petty as well?

Speaker 11 (01:20:48):
Yeah we're close saying yeah, that's take that to the
therapist next sum I reckon, Patsy, you're going to be
allowed into ike here today this linked arms a couple
of lesbians with a massive ation kind of gets a
flat pack furniture to chuck in the back of the year.

Speaker 7 (01:21:06):
Yeah, needwork plays z ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
If you've got the Spotify app, you would have seen
the hideously disgusting logo celebrating celebrating their twentieth and it blew.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
My mind that it's been around for twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Yeah, and they launched that thing last week where you
could see your first songs ever listen to, kind of
like a rapped but it was it was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:30):
A bit more.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
And so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
But everybody's just like, how can a company that big
make something so disgusting? Because it is the most hideous
app logo.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
Weird, and also like it's what's the point?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
Have they changed it slightly?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Since probably that would have made minimal tweaks like Instagram
on Instagram's was a huge change used with that brown
Polaroid camera.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Yeah, but it is funny because not only are members
of the public dunking on Spotify, but now companies and
other brands are having a go at.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
So there's kit Cat social media, kit Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Today, a disco disco ball.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
There's quite a few.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
There's like a number of like apps and stuff, you know,
like everyone with their little squares, changing their.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
Stewelingo, fight a hot shot. They're pretty good with their
with their social media and making fun of other people.
And scrub Daddy. Those are the two, I reckon, two
big companies that are just nailing the socials. Hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
I'm looking at what Spotify has looked like throughout the ages,
and it's it's pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
It was really interesting. It's always had the green but
not always had that logo. So the old Spotify logo
used to say Spotify, but the leaders were all on
different and Spotify the logo looks we have turned up
for the first time in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So she they when they did it, they posted a
thing on their social media Spotify saying isn't she lovely?
And then they posted something last night saying, all right,
we know glitter is not for everyone. You're regularly scheduled
Spotify icon returns next week.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I reckon they plan to have it out for a
little bit longer. But I'm so gross you almost think
about taking it off the front page. Somebody did mock
up the duelingo icon as a Discover and it's very cute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah yeah, but I was swinging a mess. But we're
all talking about it exactly. It's no but at least
I guess it got them some free press, all publicity. Right,
let's talk.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
About this diet now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
I want to preface this by saying, I am I'm
quite anti diet culture as someone who has.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Tried them all.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
And you eat whatever you want, but you know what
I mean, we live a short life. We're not just
we don't exist just to get smaller and smaller and smaller.
But there is this diet that's doing the rounds. It's
not the weight loss jabs.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Because I was thinking about that last night.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
We went to Triva Triva at the JW Marrit We're
doing a promotion with them at the moment. We going
to take some listeners soon and it's not like we
ate so much and it was all delicious and it
was all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
But when you're on these.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Jebs, you don't keep much you can eat, so we
wouldn't have been able to experience so much. No, that's
that's what I reckon. Eating is one of the great joys. Unfortunately,
I just have to exercise a bit more to balance
it out. Yeah, got to get back into that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
We love a bit of a balance lifestyle and just
letting you're just relaxing a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
But anyway, it's just how it's just how we exist.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
That people want to be getting skinned and we're trying
all the diets, and this is the new diet that
it's doing the rounds.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
It's the Bible diet, the Biblical diet.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
And to tell you what, these already influencers selling programs
for the Bible Diet even hundred dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
If you want to get in there, how long do
you have to be nailed to the cross before you
lose weight?

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
See, you is out there for a good twelve hours.
That's the fasting period. That's for fast.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
That's the original fast. We hang you to a cross,
we nail you there through your hands. They self heal,
the body renews quite quickly. No, it's eating foods that
only exist that are mentioned in the in the Bible. No,
I had not read the Bible.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
With this week similar to Paleo, very very similar, very
very similar, excludes pork, shellfish, and scavenger animals because the
Old Testaments is we don't eat those.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Scavenger animals are crabs, and I will eat soft shell crab.
You were telling me at the final what was it
called the final dinner, the last supper last year, the
last Hurrah dinner box, or that one at the big
table the painting, last supper. If somebody of the white
stuff came to that last supper giant table in the painting,

(01:25:39):
and see here's some soft shell crab.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
With some chili, beautiful meso chili glass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Oh yeah, you were telling me they wouldn't eat that.
I think they would freshly shucked oysters and some sort
of maybe pol pork.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
So the Bible was the food blueprint before nutrition science existed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:56):
By the way, just to reiterate, I'm not I'm not
vouching for this olive oil's first raw honey.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
So now we're doing Mediterranean yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, Stanley
Tucci lives by, and he's the only one that hasn't
changed between the two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Devil is proud of movies. Yeah, there's Allystems exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
There's also the Daniel Fast, which is a twenty one
day Vigian water fast. Don't on the block of Daniel
and Door Spice lives like Chris Pratt and Mirke Wohlberg
both just less love and you know Jeers, Well, let's
go for a walk, you know what I mean, Like
any sandwich?

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah, what does the Biblical diet say about a donut?
Because I was quite dont Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:40):
Thou shalt not eat thine donut.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Hey, guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast, Isn't enough?

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
They want asked to tell people to tell more of
their friends.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to like I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company saying.
You know, the real losers are saying.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Yeah, like we're just yeah, Maybe maybe we won't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other
podcasts of the company.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Make but only after ours yea, and not more than
ours give us a sixty little review

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
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