Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the policeman in Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making Happy Happened for pets. Top six
one stop sex is coming up the Top six things
Marilyn Monroe would have loved about twenty twenty six. She
would have been one hundred this year too, like David Atinburgh.
She's the same age as David admirer and Queen Elizabeth,
which is which legend, So she would have been one
hundred and should she have been around, she would have

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loved it.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh would she?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
She would have been like, maybe we shut out, Maybe
we don't say anything because it was I've got sex, Okay,
we'll stop there.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Maybe we don't, Maybe we don't. I was I almost
felt like bullying him and just rattling some off that.
Next on the show Terrible News.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh, I really hate to start the show on a
down bars, but there is a cat that is living
under the poverty line and you won't believe it because
it had a very famous father.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Really, where's my money? Sets? A cat? A mystery to unpeck.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Next the Flitchborn and Hailey Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Now, guys, I did say that we're starting to short
terrible news and it's awful.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I do apologize. You may remember very famous designer Carl Lagerfeld.
He died, yes, in twenty nineteen Fashion World Shop, but
everyone was like, what's going to happen with his famous cat,
the berman cat Schupette.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
It was white, wasn't it? And it always posts the
photos with it.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes, he was obsessed now on Instagram. Yes, So if
you want to follow out is Chupette official Blue Tech
fir a fight? How many followers? Nine? Yeah, two hundred
and eight point eight thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Follows represented by at Mapet agency.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Really, you know that's getting on. That's good. There's a
fifteen year old cat looking at the risk, so cute.
So Schupette is the princess of btfol But you may
remember when Carl Lagafel died, he left one point five
million American dollars to bet.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I do remember that to make sure story huge some
to make sure that Schupette was able to continue on
living a lavish life.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
A lot of people do this, don't They leave some
money in the well? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, yeah, So it was left to her care of
Francois Cot and Francois used to be Carl Lagafel's housekeeper.
So I had a personal relationship with right Schupette, the cat.
She has received not a cent living dead Schupete is
living yeah, seven seven years.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Seven years.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Pete has not seen a dollar of the one point
five million dollar fortune she's entitled to.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Wasn't he worth like hundreds of millions? What was his?
So wait, who's got who's got it? Then? Frontis the
kera has know what's the cat going to do with money?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
The cat needs the care and one point five million
and the lifestyle that they had become accustomed to.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
They would have blown through that in six years.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
So apparently Carl laga Foun's estate has been embroiled in
a lengthy dispute with French tax authorities. Ah okay, And
she said to hire lawyers the care to pursue the inheritance.
She said, it's very expensive everything. And so actually the
cat's just living basic like Rollig who was like in
a plastic bag, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Just like just like living at her flat.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You just had her flat when it's inheritance is one
point five million dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Went from a mansion to just living in someone's flat, bright.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Blue eyes, snowy white fur.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Look on its age. Though you reckon, man, I'd tell
you what. No one posts more on social media than
this cat.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
So did you know the cat? We laugh at the cat.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
But by twenty fifteen, so at the age of four,
schu bet Carl Lagafun's cat had already made three million
dollars from modeling what the cat had, what she did,
collaborations with beauty brands, and was in a photo book.
When Carl Lagafel was a lie, she had her own
eyepair to play games, got brushed four times a day,

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slept in Chanel clothing, and ate her meals at the
dining table with Carl.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Now she's fourteen years old, just living in.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Paris with just in a flat with a younger rescue
cat like a like a.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
You my god, she's mixing with the ing like you
know what I mean, like a yuk cat and and
she and she's just misterabot and she's just.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Carl Lungerfield was worth two hundred million American at the
time of death.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah, like one of the most famous designers to ever lived.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Heeo will circle when people die and the money is
up for grabs.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
A's it's just who's got all this money because he
didn't have This may shock you, but he was a homosexual.
We didn't have a wife or I don't think you
have kids or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So that cats the only like a trad gay trad assmn,
a trad gayd game.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Like hidden no adopting them, just gay gay session gay
as well. So that's one of the purest gays. This
poor cat.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, just living like you and me, I know, dizzying
heights of modeling. I'm living in a mansion, probably.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Sleeps now in polyester next to a bloody plastic bed.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Cat from the tip the.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Fletch worn and Haley pod, Haley, silly little pool, silly
little it is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Little pool, silly little sill, silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Today's silly little pole. Yeah, it's when you're sleeping.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Do you snore or drool or both or neither.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I was reading an article in the New York Times
about people who wake up with a pool of droll
And does that mean that we're having a terrible sleep?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Are a very good sleep?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
When it's late, when you cant dribbles. It means it's happy. Yeah,
So I always make biscuits in bed when I'm happy
to just like a cat.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Drawling happens because salab is building up fast than we
can get rid of it. So we're just basically not
swallowing enough. We're just like making too much troll. Do
you ever get those cracks in the corner of your mouth? No,
he's sometimes to, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Because it stays wet for so long and it sits
and it swells, singing open it. That's how I know you.
But that's how I know. I've been dribbling in my sleep,
but I have had one for ages. Sounds like you
got to get some chapstick born, Yeah, No, I don't
do chapstick.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know this. Yeah, I drawl and I snore, and
it's just this is where we're added life.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, So twenty percent of people said I snore, nineteen
percent of people said I drooll, twenty eight do both,
thirty three percent claim to do neither. They're lying the
saying you've never woken up and there's been a little
wet patch on your pillow, Yeah, I lately, whoa, Yeah,
you wake yourself up with it.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Just as you're falling asleep watching a move anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah, trying to take myself off some feedback on
it Handah said, I vivid slash lucid dreams so intense
that I can feel pain and pleasure. I can also
wake myself up from nightmares when I become aware I'm dreaming,
or I can go back into dreams I just woken
up from if us having a good time. I can't
do that, but do you triple Yeah. We're not asking
if you have some sort of super control over over

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your lucid dreaming always yawning.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
We're talking about sleeping, said, I'm just an absolute pleasure
to sleep next to.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh perfect, be the judge of that one big bed
you in the middle. We'll see who's a pleasure to
anyone's getting sleep where you're snoring in that bed.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh god, remember when I had a one night stand.
In the morning he left and he said, get a
seatpat machine. Quite right there, mate, Yeah, you quite right.
And he said I'd neither.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
But I sleep talk and walk to the point that
my partner thinks I might need nexicism.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh yeah, I used to move furniture. It was weird man.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Alex says, I sleep with my legs up in the air.
My husband thinks it's weird and I don't even know
I do it.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Your legs at like, what's the wall?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
You're doing as our abb hold. That's amazing. Ab streams.
All the ones that say they do neither are totally
night farers. There's Renee Taylor. I hate that I snore.
It was probably the only thing I'm really self conscious
about because I can't help it.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'm sharing a room.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I'll wait for somebody else to fall asleep. This is
the same tailor. Remember we talked about one night stands
or something, and Taylor messaged in saying that once he
stays over and snorm stops hearing from them.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Remember that years I do, it's all fixable.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Maybe you could go homes on a sea pat machine?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, we could. Can you go one machine? Two masks? Oh,
your same oxygen pressure?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
But don't they were and make a noise?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Have you ever had tried one? No, that's so nice.
I tried my friends once and I was like, my.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sister's partner's got one, and he's like, you should give
us a home.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
It's just just just pump.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
I wonder if you could add a little you know,
like a like a something fun sort of like you're
not dropping yourself, you know, a bit of the dentist's goods.
You're not dropping in your vape juice, Hailey, Are you
either you vape but a nose or something?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Go nangs, NaNs and nose Ruby, I drool appeared with this.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I also sleep flat on my back with my hands
behind my head, like I'm lounging on the.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Beach, insane.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I don't hurt, and I can't do back sleeping. I've
been getting into a bit of back sleeping. That's why
I go myself, because it's it's a back sleepers activity.
Catherine says snoring contributed to my divorce. I was always
tired and angry being constantly kept awake. Yeah, wow, go sleep,
get a sleep divorce. Lots of people do it and
they love it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
If you got to be a bedroom dreamy.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh, Craig said. Not only do I snore and drool,
I also twitch very badly. Oh yeah, men, twitch.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I love a little twitch and you falling asleep? I
love that job.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sleep curve, yeah, Marie, unless I have a colder have
had too many Veno's then apparently I her more than snare,
Oh Reese, I snore and I grind my teeth and
my partner hates it, hates them both.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I grin and get botox on that jaw.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
And Stacy said I drool in a nap, but not
in a night's sleep.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh yeah, the country feverish naps. Yeah, feverish little drooling. Yeah,
well for so little pole.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
We asked what happens when you sleep, and twenty eight
percent of you said, I both drool and snore.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Plase it in flesh.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
One and Haley, have.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
We heard from pre Malone? Is he doing all right?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
That was funnier than that? That earned that deserves so
much more post malone? Where's how's pre ma alone?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Do you want to just take a little break before
we continue the show?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Heylesprowl dot com for tickets to make and how are
they so? They actually just all been put on trade me?
Post malone? Jesus, whatever happened to pre malone?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
That's so goodwards uplauding nine six nine sex never you laugh?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
No this next break? Nine?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Did you just choose another radio station.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Instead? Because they're gone gone? Oh god? Six six?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Was that the joke of the day. And it's only
six point thirty seven, and.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It would have been like maybe twenty nineteen that might
have had when it was like fresh.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
What about just malone present my present malone malone?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
And now yep, and this is coming from me, this
is coming from there. I think it's gone on a
bit long.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Not a single text on nine set?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Okay, surely that would have been funnier if it was
anti malone.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
He's not Promo alone. He's not promolone. That was a
movie star.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Nacola Culkin sla leave it to the comedian. You've screwed
up the joke. It made it so much work.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
You're trying to nailed it post malone. How's prim alone doing?
It's just brilliant nine sex nine sex. So someone said terrible.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Okay, don't wait for the adulation.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
That's in the reaction and the joke stealing jokes from
it's not Hall, Brian Clint, do Bran Clint do a
prim alone? I need I need to get footage of
that because I actually think that's an original joke.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It's still going on too large. It was garb don't worry.
We'll read the feedback.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Someone said, Mike drop now I think they meant they're
in a way.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Okay, okay, why aren't we carrying on?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Come on, okay, moving on, moving.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
On, moving on. Let Vaughan go on the tour for you.
Haley three six eight? Is sheer comedian? Yeah, yeah, brilliant.
Someone said, I'll end on there and.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
There you go. She was waiting for one good text.
All right. Now someone's asked if we know the local
frequency for another radio station, just stay on idiom, I'm done.
I'm done. It's not going to get better than that.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
Now.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Multiple studies have confirmed that. So we know sugar is
terrible for us, terrible for the heart. Terrible cholesterol is
terrible for your High cholesterol does.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Terrible and bad cholesterol. There is between.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
This is what the doctor told.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Me when I went in with my shopping list. Right, yeah,
you do you have bad cholesterol. I have some, everyone
I do. I think it's on the bad side of
something or the other bodies. You can go and get
one of them heart things. But then they what if
he's like, oh, it's all bunned up. Sounds like a
lad to matter that's just dropped dead.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Rather not know. So terrible things for you.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
But what is worse is being broke, like not not
having good savings in your Account's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
There's pretty much everyone right now. Yeah, it's stress.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Spiksy Cortisol increases your risk of heart disease by sixty
to seventy percent, regardless of your age, gender, whether you
smoke or you've got hypertension, diabetes, diet, cholesterol, body weight.
Everything is so you could be fit healthy of your
poor young.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Like go to the.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Gym, have low lestoll, be good BMI and if you
if you're broke, you're screwed.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
You've just got you've got a super high risk because rest.
Oh no, so what do you what do you do?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
What do you do? What do you do? What do
you So there's no so there's no no winning in life. Yeah,
they didn't say. They just said, yeah, get more money,
get more money. We don't to worry about it. Well, lotter,
you could.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Win lotto tonight, twenty eight millions tonight.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Have you got your ticket and I'll get it now
we're on the syndicate.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
If because the good news for the listener is that
we all buy a ticket and we have a pack
that if we win, we give it a lot of money.
Shall I read what was said ahead of last The
listeners will love this something I was going to say,
The listeners will love it because Haley might have enough
money to leave and we won't hear those poor jokes.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Oh guys, apparently Brian Clint literally made the same joke
last night. It's in the zone.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
We're making a joke, the post malone joke, so far
down the post Malone track.

Speaker 8 (15:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh, I'm so sorry you Did you hear that? Did
you hear it or see it?

Speaker 7 (16:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (16:01):
Me?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
And maybe it was feed to me and I sort
of remade it as.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
An raal joking. Man, Okay, did it flop as much
for them as it did for you?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Nine six nine six? If you listened to Brian Clint
last night? How was Breeze delivery on this? I'm not
trying to be competitive with the Afternoons, but.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Sunday twelve oh five, fletch since screencap, this is my
ticket for this week, twenty eight million dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Let's do this and get the f out of here.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, well, we've got to go into an island don't
we We're going to start at in a radio station
on an island in the Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Literally, I think we'll see out the week just to
be good. Yeah, like to the listener, because we do
care about you, the listener, but we don't want to work.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Please don't do any mista. We'll be back tomorrow reach
with great hearts. We will be.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Someone said the show will be post Hailey once I'm
gone needwork.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Play z m's Flesh Forn and Hailey from.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
The unmoderated comments section. This is the top six for
the first.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Of twenty twenty six. Would have been Marilyn Monroe's one
hundredth birthday, but she died. She died at the age
of thirty six. It's me and nineteen sixty two. Oh
my got thirty six club?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh my god, no club. I don't want to man
a pan of it. Join it um.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
So she would have been one hundred this week. A
couple of days ago, she died young. What did she
die of?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Barbitu? It's overdosed, yeah, but it was a bit of
a mystery. Remember, lots of conspiracies.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
She was well as she had if she was alive
in twenty twenty six, I've got the top six things.
She would have laughed about twenty twenty six. We had
to think she's the same age as David Edinburgh. Yeah,
the Queen, I know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
The queen. And who was the other? Was it? Martin
Luther King? That was the same age as that. There
was a great year.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
And Winston Peters Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was actually older
than most of them's been how together by cigarettes, whiskey tape.
Well about the top six things, And Marilyn Monroe would
have liked about twenty twenty six, number six on the
list only fans. She would have made a buck. She
would have made a buck man do it all in
the day, do it all from home? Wrung by Cameron,
she sorted, Hi, get ready with me and him? She

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would be doing cameos.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, happy birthday two.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
That it cost your fortune? Number five on the less
of the top six things. Marilyn Monroe would have laughed
about twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
The drugs.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Great drugs these days, Yeah, much more accessible, great drugs.
She didn't die from drugs, but yeah, yeah, that's because
they were rough barbituates, barbertuits. We're not on barbertuits anymore.
That's classic here, Marylyn claimed many a Hollywood style at
the barbetuits.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
What are they like? What are they like? A?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
But what were they given for back in the day?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, eitherught they were sleepies. Ah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
A class of synthetic nervous central nervous system depressing drugs
that caused relaxation draws in a sin sedation Oh okay,
opposite of speed. Yeah right, So it's just absolutely chill.
Number fortunate yourself right to death, right into the gray outground.
Top sex things Marilyn monroeould have loved about twenty twenty six.
Number four on the list, The Fall of the Kennedy's
RFK did her dirty? No, JFK did her dirty. RFK

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is just doing the name dirty.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
And he's doing I.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Am, I am the Kennedys. Is that you're RFK, THAT'SFK crowing.
I'm just looking at her.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
She was so beautiful, gorgeous, unbelievable, gorgeous.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
People said that about you too. Wow. They say she's
not good at jokes, but my god, the face on
her face, the face, it's going to build you up.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
After that, there absolutely horriblesting on the text machine.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Number three on that's the top sex things. Marilyn Monroe
would have loved about twenty twenty six. They are here
friendly blonding techniques. Yeah, come a long way.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
He would have been falling out yees Platinum Platinum in
the day.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
She would have loved ol Appleux and Ka teen you
bit and their purple shampoo.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh my god, you keep the brassiness away. Number two
on the less of the Top sex things.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Marilyn Monroe would have loved about twenty twenty six Sidney
Sweeney because she's kind of the final Pokemon evolution. Marilyn Monroe,
Pamela Anderson, Sidney Sweeney, she would have seen.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It all the way through. Yeah, and by them all.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
And number one of the well they they wouldn't be
who they are without her and number one on the
less of the top sex things Marilyn Monroe would have
loved about twenty.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Twenty six of the gays gay Icon. Yeah, she has
been a gay icon. She would have been Gaga level
of gay icon. Yeah yeah, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
And they were in the closet. No, they no need
to be in closet anymore. They could be out and adoring.
That is today's top six.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Plays it in flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Now we want to know right now from you, oh
one hundred dollars in text us nine six nine sex,
what is the age difference between you and your step pair,
because maybe it's a little close for comfort. Meghan Markle's
a strange father, Thomas Markle.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
He seems a bit of a message. Oh yeah, we're
all public and stuff like shame she's marrying into the
royal family, like a bit of bloody.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Like calm down, calm down, and it always like being
the tabloids spelling that she.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Doesn't because you're embarrassing anyway.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So when Thomas Markel was in hospital, he was unwell,
he met a Filipino nurse. Her name is Rio. I
think it's a her, a little twinkie Filipino nurse. No, no,
it is a woman. And he's inside is saying that
he's going to be marrying this nurse. And she's forty six,

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which is only two years older than Meghan Markle, who's
forty four.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
You need a little bit.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
La, So he real, mom, if they married, that would
be Meghan Markle's stepmom forty six, she's forty four.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So she is to call basically someone
you like saw in the corridors at high school. Yeah, mum,
you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
You'll tell me your mom Mark, I am your mom
never asked to be called dad once.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
He just drives right. I will have heard you call
hi daddy, and I don't want to hit it ever again.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
But yeah, like you hear this like, and it's particularly
like with men getting younger.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Bryan's is it okay?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Well, I mean people can call him, but do you
think I would say it would be mostly men?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
But I would say it'd be women as well that
get a.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
New partner and they are significantly And we don't just
want to take calls about old younger. It could be
older as well, like your new mom ends up being
ninety my stepmother.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Someone text it is three years younger than me. Wold,
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
I wasn't expecting it to be to go that way. No,
three years older than me. I was going to be like, wow,
years younger than you. Maybe maybe Dad's still got it.
Maybe dad's seven four oh, Dad keeping it tight, Dad's
keeping out well, this is exactly what we want to
hear morning.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
What what if we're his seven four rowers? Here? Stepmother's
three is younger than me. We're discounting the fact.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
That could be mum's mum's gone gay because you know,
those lesbians don't give an.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
F about the age game.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I love it. They love a big love. I love
a big age ga. Okay, Well on, wait, one hundred
dollars at him? Call us now, you can text us
nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
What is the age difference between you and your step parent?
It already gives some wild messages in.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Oh, what is the age difference between you and your stepparent?
Because Meghan Markle's father is said to be marrying someone
only two years older than Megan, and we were like,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Josh Okay is like, that's nothing.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
These messages and calls are so good. Michelle, good morning morning.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Were you both shocked and excited when we were discussing
this because you have a story, but also it's a
bit weird.

Speaker 9 (23:54):
Oh yeah, it's it's very weird because I just worked
out in sections two years older than me and not
three years.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Your step mom's only two years older than you.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
Two years, not three years?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Do you does she say call me mom?

Speaker 9 (24:10):
Everyone else when you introduce her then they say, oh,
was the sure stiff mom, and I'm like, no, it's
just my friend.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I'm not She's just a friend.

Speaker 10 (24:19):
Mom.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
How long has dad been with her for.

Speaker 8 (24:23):
Let's just say that she took so yeah, but they've
been together now, they finally got married and they've been
together tween no, no, no, no, fifteen years Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Okay, So she's she's staying around around.

Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, I know she's just going. She's getting no way,
She's getting absolutely no way.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I want to ask a question. I don't know if
I want to know the answer. How did dad meet
someone that's closer to your age than his?

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Dad was the boy that and he had a roving eye.

Speaker 9 (25:01):
So he was working at this place and she was
there and she was just one of the ones that
managed to snatch him away.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh love trading. That's so. Is it fun at Christmas?
Do you get along? Established? Right? Established?

Speaker 8 (25:25):
Well?

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Christmases don't really. Everybody keeps to themselves. Like you know,
Dad would come around, but she won't come around. Oh
you know, she she'll she'll drop him off and then
she'll come and pick him up. That's what she does.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, right, okay, even after fifteen years. Interesting, Thank you
so much. Remember seven to four o from before. We said,
my stepmother three years younger than men. We says dad
keeping it tight. Yeah, so stepmother was nineteen when she
got with dad. I made my two kids nana just
to bring her down a peg or two.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
And he ate keeping it tight at all? What has
he got? Lots of money? My husband's step massive dongs
do He must have a massive wallet and a massive dog.
Can I say it? Se this mayvie over stepping. Are
they just a couple of mingers?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
He must be hot and they could just be gross.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Yeah, they could be way. We could see a photo
of it and be like.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
At high school, I had a guy friend and I
met his mom and stepdad and they visited us. And
two years later his mom and stepdad got divorced, and
I happened to meet his stepdad again about six months
after the divorce. And today I'm happily married to a
stepdad for twenty two years.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I was, I don't want to say that.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
What she.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Would have been friends with the dad, with the dad's kids,
with the dad's step cat.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yeah, and then got.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
With your step dad and now they're still together, and
now they're still at wow.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Two years my stepdad who I called My dad separated
from my mum and got a gage to a girl
four weeks older than I.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I went to school with the same We all went
to school with the same people. Very weird.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
My husband stepmom is thirteen years younger than him.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Has dad been to Southeast Day. Yeah, we've had a
few just you know, yep, somebody.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Car My twenty nine year old daughter was seeing a
fifty two year old man. He was three years older
than me. So that's sort of like it's on the
other foot.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Sort of situation.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
I think Patsy and Craig would struggle with a sixty
five year old man coming over.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, so many, just a couple of them.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Do need a sort of a light free read.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Yeah, I met him at the age of Nope, there
has a teen at the end.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
My dad married a girl I used to babysit. It
was her and her sisters. I have siblings who are
similar ages to my own children.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Oh yeah, because he's gone and done it again with
the Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
My stepmom is twenty two years younger than me and
seven years younger than my nephewez.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Someone just messaged on this segment gives me hope. Now
we've got an old mate here, old boy, we've got
an old and there's hope for us all.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Mate, These guys have got to be having something like
a bag old hog beg Walleye personality or citizenship. Yeah,
it's an easy way to get into a country that's
maybe slightly better off than the one you're from.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Well, maybe love like she doesn't know boundaries.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Maybe it doesn't fun have you said about love?

Speaker 11 (28:47):
Maybe love doesn't have borders anything when your naked naked?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
My dad sat dadding forty two year old. I'm fifty two.
So dad's dating someone ten years younger than me. My
stepmoma's twenty years younger than me.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
My stepmma's eight years older. As a teenager, we both
used to get kids tickets at the movie.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh, when my father in law got with my mother
in law, she was younger than his oldest children. Yeah,
he was forty two, she was twenty one, and his
oldest daughter was twenty three. Now, and it's always good
to know what to buy your partner for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
You just ask your kids what the arrantee? Now? Three aaight?

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Who message in saying this segment gives me hope and
We said, you know that they've got to have something
going on. They said tiny d no money, hope dashed?
Oh not okay, Well personality are you funny?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Personality? Yeah, we'll do a lot for a funny guy. Yeah,
I think they were funny that already got Lockedown't though
my dad's new wife is a new wife. All of that.
My dad's new wife.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Is eleven years younger than him and I have good
close friends her age. People mistake us for sisters with
another old mate on the texs machine. Us older guys
know how to smash it.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh no, no, I mean, oh there's a lesbian.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
We've got lesbian. Okay, going the bell, lesbian bell.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
My mom came out and told hers she was seeing
a woman about ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Her now wife is three years older than my sister.
My sister wasn't sure.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
At the start. The mom is the happiest way we
ever seeing her.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Oh that's nice when y nae ye nae. I'll never
forget my friend telling me me that I just look
over and see born Ane Haley screwing up their noses,
that so many messages. Forget the feeling I thought out
my stomach when my friend told me that at her
dad's twenty first birthday, whose stepmom was yet to be born.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Ye wait, so he's doing in.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Twenty one she's obviously he's she's an adult when they
finally get together, but he's twenty one years older than her.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's just a sort of a real waiter establish her.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Well, no wonder them and they're not hanging out of
Christmas you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You just drop them off. But it's a bit awkward.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Podcast Network plays it in s Flesh one and Haley, Well,
if you've been into a whit cause in the last
I don't know, five years, maybe you would have seen
this book on the shelves, always in the top one hundred,
always picked by Joan.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Always Joan. She'd love to pick that.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
She's still around, Yeah, around, Yeah, she's still making it pecks.
I just thought it was a thing.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
No jo EXAs Joe exass What does she look like
like a Joan? I imagining imagine Joan. That's and she's
making her pecks. But multiple times she would have going
to look up Joan for wet Calls. She's a giant.
She looks like.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Joan look like what does Joan from wet Cals look like, Oh,
she's whit calls book manager. What I'm reading? She did
an article. It's Joan, not what I imagined. Giuse a look,
I was thinking a lot older.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
No, that's that's how I imagine Joe. That's Joan.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I just want everybody to have their own Jane, you know,
like she just shut your eyes and imagine Joan.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Gray hair like curls.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
More too elderly, because then there should be way conservative
I was.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I did want to be like a golden girl looking
woman too old. Watching an Instagram reel off someone's grandma
had been reading a Court.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Of quart of Phone and Roses. She was like the
Six Things of very detailed.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Well, one of the books that Joan loved to perk
and it's always in the top one hundred and his
best seller this there and the other thing is Seven
Husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I haven't read this, but
produced a car on at Carwen Reads and Fletcher may
have to get your ears around this for at Fletchless.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Actually have got renovations.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I haven't had a lot of time to listen to
so really my Instagram account Fletch Listens has been dormant collective.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
But at Carwen Reads, you've read this obviously. This is
one of my favorite books of all time. Like I
think I've read it maybe three times now. I have
like three copies of the book. The producer reader, Yeah,
I did.

Speaker 12 (33:04):
It was the very first book you recommend to me.
I said, it's time for me to read and I
said what do I do? And she said, here you go?
And I absolutely loved it. It was a perfect first book,
Like if you're not a reader like me, it was
the perfect get back into.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Big leaders, small big print colors you can open.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Up and texture. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not my
seven Husbands. So what is seven Husbands of Evil and Hugo?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Give us? Like the tiny little synopsis?

Speaker 10 (33:37):
Okay, so Evil and Hugo is like a big, big
movie star. I think, like maybe Marilyn and Roe vibes
like very big, not dead though alive.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
And then she.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Held it easy to write a book when you're alive.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yes, no, she's not writing the book.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
She unless the help of like an unknown reporter who
like writes her life and you follow her journey as
she's this big movie star.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
But there's some it's got a great plot twist.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Well, it's being Netflix is turning it into a film,
which we love, and it's been directed by none other
than Anna Kindrick. It no, she come so far and
she didn't deserve that.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
She didn't.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
This is actually very exciting because book girlies always get
slightly worried when Netflix is involved if we're being on
a stadia.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
But you know, they make it a bit shiny. You
should hear what they say about you. Carwin.

Speaker 12 (34:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
She's a bitch.

Speaker 10 (34:36):
No give me a sponsorship deal. But Anna Kindrick coming
on is so exciting. I loved her director her debut
which was called Woman of the Art One of the Hour.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
That was cool, Oh so good. If you haven't watched her,
go watch it.

Speaker 10 (34:47):
So I'm trusting her with a story and I think
she's going to do a good job. She knows how
to reflect what women are feeling and this this book
has a lot about that of like the journey of
a woman.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
So there were two other filmmakers that were going to
be doing Maggie Betts who did the burial, and Leslie Hedlund,
who did Russian Doll directed, and.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Then they both fell off the project somehow, and.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
Then Anna Kendrick's been announced and everyone's very excited about
her take on it.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
So the original author of the book also wrote Daisy
Jones and.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
The Six Nies.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Do we want to get just a little update for
Fletch listens because you've been busy, w you want to
get someone.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I don't lie to my listeners. I only post what
I listened. Go on to your So a lot of
these book people just post books and they haven't read them.
So this is because who was the famous actress that
was married all those times?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Elizabeth Taylor? Elizabeth Taylor. That's it.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
And this other one that Daisy Jones and the Sex
is sort of loosely based on Fleetwood Mac. Yes, this
is how she writes her books. She kind of like
picked somebody in like loosely sort.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Of but not really.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
She has one that is about like her what it
called Tennis Star, which is sort of off of Serena
Williams Ish and then she also has another one. These
are all kind of interconnected in a subtle way where
there's like characters that pop in from the others because
they're all in like that Hollywood space, right, but not

(36:17):
everything Taylor Jinkin reads does well so you don't want
to do a.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Fake post saying that you're listening to seven husbands listeners.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
My readers don't just going through your four stunning social
posts so far at fletch Listens.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Give them a follow.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Thank you listening to the news that I can soon
be listening to a Channing Tatum co authored romance.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Novels to the News. Listening to the teaser for Tyrek
Withers on Quinn. We listened to that.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yeah, he's listening again the hashtag fletch listen.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
So that was just what were you listening to? The
US talk?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah right, so not a book and that one's just
no caption, but you're listening.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Do you remember what you were listening to them? Do
you remember that book Born as a Social Media Manager?
I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I can't, but anyway, it's a great account we did
and I'll definitely have the latest.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
You said twelve hundred followers up.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Because I'm listening Hayley's listener.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
The podcast network a little game we want to play.
You may remember the failed game What's your Job? We
had three questions and we wanted to figure out your job,
and we really really were bad at it.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Terrible job, honestly terrible. We had bad questions. Yeah, suck
so you'll never see it again. But this is a
game that people are playing. We want to play it
as well, which is give us a call one hundred
dollars in m and you tell us a sentence you
say the most at work or hear the most.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
They either get said to you or you say, like,
here's one. Here's an example. Oh, give me the winning ticket.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You work at the Loto Kiosk?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what ticket?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Do you want? The winning one player? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
What about you used to work in retail? What was
something you heard all the time? Do you have this
and immedia?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Do you have this in another color? Yeah? Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:09):
And then I then then we would get Yes, you
work in a clothing store.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah, yes, love this? Okay, Okay, so here's some examples. Okay,
a single or a double Oh New Zealand wore a
coffee or it could be.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Single or double shot. Can I see your ID please?
Was their follow up? That that's a bar Okay, can
you just confirm your name and date of birth? Please? Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
That that could be so many cool or even just
retail because they want to get your things in their system.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah, I reckon. No, but I reckon.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
That'd be like bank phone, you know, when you're like, Hi,
I just need to make some changes in my account,
and they say, yep, that's all good.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Can I just confirm your name and your date of birth?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Okay, Brianna, good morning. Okay, let's kick it off with you, Brianna.
What is the sentence you get?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
A lot? I say, can you please take your shoes off?
A lot? Real estate agent? Open home, real estate agent.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
No, don't, don't, don't go anywhere?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Take where? Do you have to take your shoes off?
Doctor GP?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
No, but you work at a mad No, We're about.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Always taking your shoes off. You just like a parent,
you and your kids.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Candy, you're gonna sit on the mat. The teacher, you gottaing.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
A little bit closer, school.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Teacher, one man fett, Yeah, can you please take your
shoes off?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Give us one little clue.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's a specialized role.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
The foot makes shoes. The dietrist, no, chiropractor, no physio.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
We suck. Teacher, Yo, teacher, it's really hard. I'm telling
you it's hard.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Okay, Okay, I'm sick of guessing I hate the signal ready.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I'm a high school pee teacher. Oh, I have to
take your shoes off because.

Speaker 12 (40:27):
They wear like.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
The hard sold shoes in the gym.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Ten minutes debating about take your shoes off? Please, please
take your shoes off.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Okay, Brehanna, thank you for playing Adele, good morning. What's
the sentence you say or hear? And we'll GISs your job?

Speaker 13 (40:47):
I say, can you check this package for me?

Speaker 8 (40:50):
Please?

Speaker 13 (40:50):
Quite a few times a day?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Can you check this package for me?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
You say that, yes, I say that courier.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Are you doing tear sticular checks?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Oh? Check the package? Can you check this package for me?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Do you work at security Border Control?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I thought this game was going to be Really it's
going to be so much easier than this. We suck
at this. Can you check this package for me? Cheer
this package plays? Can you check this paper? Can you
check this page? Do you work in postage? Your couriers?
Did we say that? An answer? Check this package? Santa?

(41:33):
What do you do? What do you do with del.

Speaker 10 (41:36):
I'm a personal assistant for a real estate team, so
it's like marketing packages, marketing.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Package, a del.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Astray, a Dell if you've got an easy job, like
a real obvious way.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I think you a del Yeah, let's keep playing until
we play deal or reveal. I wait one hundreds and
him you can take through nine six nine secs. Can
you tell us the line that you get all the
time at work, the constantly asked question, or the line
that you say a lot and we GISs your job
so far we suck?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Sam? What what is it that said to you? I
get a lot of people ask me in a day,
have I been busy today? Or tonight? Uber? Driver? Driver?
Yeah you got it? Yeah we won, we got one.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I've actually stopped asking the Sam because I know it's
a bit of a cliche.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Thank you last night? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Hey, do you stop asking? Are you close to finishing
or are you just started?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's yeah? Yeah? Are you went for a long one?
Or yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Have you ever had anyone like give you a one star, Sam?

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Or vombit your uber? I haven't had anybody vomb I
keep in the car, but luckily they've been used once.

Speaker 8 (42:53):
This way.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Steal those of a plane, Sam. The entire islander reinforced.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Here's a brown paper bag that you put your produce
into the supermarket or the let's go to Hannah or
actually do love this game? Now that we've got one
under the bell? What is it that people say to
you all the time? And we'll GISs your job?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
So it's something that I say all the time? Okay?

Speaker 13 (43:26):
And it's what size would you like that?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Okay? Central foot long?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
No retail, retail? No medium or large? If it's like
a fast food yeah, would you like footwear?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
You work with footwear? Retail?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Is it like a gown in some kind of medical
thing and they've got to put on.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Like a no? No, is it something being inserted somewhere?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
No, I should certainly hope.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Not a brothel.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Okay, it's something big, it's something big.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Would you like?

Speaker 3 (44:05):
What size?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Would you like? Ice cream?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Ice cream? No?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Fish are fishmonger?

Speaker 13 (44:16):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Would you like? What size? Would you like? What do
you do? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (44:24):
I am a Burris day I make coffee?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It was so easy right there? Why can I get
a flat white? What signe? Medium? Medium? Always medium media?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Thank you? We are taking your most said sentences at
work and then from there guessing what you do for
a job. The problem is we said texted in and
people are just texting the sentence, but no like.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Answer, no, Well, we could just say that we're right
on all of them. Is it is it lunch yet? Teacher?
Easy or a mum.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
You were one of the few people that seem in
the answer in brackets as well, So thanks. Oh I
get asked a lot, what's Harold doing? Are there at
a Giraffe life Education?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Just teacher? A teacher?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Yeah? Yeah? Somebody else said, how still is still teacher?

Speaker 8 (45:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Mr Yeah, I've never had horrible I.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Know, you're like you're still you just you're so aware
of your breathing. You just awful. I know.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
And last time they put you guys in my ears
as well, terrible mistake. I was like, god Easter escape thing.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I sayd on a regular basis that were right, chuck
your knickers off and jump behind the curtain kincology. Then
GP doesn't always asked to get your knickers off.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
But if your GP is doing your smit, you know,
you know the drill, Yeah, would you care for a drink?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
No answer on that one, so you could be right
regard that's what he's proad just apparent tea interview.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
People say to me over really high pain tolerance tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yes or dentists.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, I'm a really high pain tolerance, So that's saying
it to the person. Yeah, ah right, right right, And
I'm just like I pay you now I know the
answer to this one.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
You just remember I pay your wages like anyone to
the police, or or this happened to be some of
the works of the council. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, sorry, people.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Say that to you.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Have you eaten anything today? As a question, they asked
people of phlebotomists.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Maybe maybe.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yeah, I say this, this may hurt a bit, look
away or.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Phlebottomous bottom muster. Yeah, small punch scratch, little scratch scratch.
Sex Central Timber sales.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
The ZM podcast Network play z m's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Now we want to hear from you. What was the
most inventive way that someone asked you out? Well, maybe
you came up with a creative way. This is brilliant.
There are a woman shared this online. She was She
gave the guy from it your chance, and he sends
her a link. He's made a website. You go on
the website and it says do you want to go
out with me? Will you go on a date with me?

(47:31):
There's a yes button and there's a no button. If
you hover over the no, the no button moves, so.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
You click on, so you can't collect No, you can't
collect no.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
It moves away, so you've got to click yes. Then
it goes no way, no way, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Then it says so when are you free?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
New tab, you drop down a date, You select a
day in a time that works for you. Then it
moves on to the next tab and it says what
are you feeling, And it will say burgers, Chinese, Japanese, tacos,
da da da da, And then you make your selection.
I think she did burgers, and and then it says
it's a date seven pm. I'll be bringing the snacks Friday,

(48:09):
March blah blah blah blah blah. And it's just like
the last thing, if it what's it schalance? We love chalance.
We're doing shalants.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Is the thing of the pores.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Yeah, So rather than just like sliding into a DM
or drunkenly at a barbing go out with me. I
want to know the inventive ways that someone's asking.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
I mean, building a website I don't know anything about.
It's the sounds. You can probably do it on some site.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
You whip it up for you right these days, I'd
be like, I'd totally give you a date if you
did much.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
Obviously wanted to go on a date with this guy
right like she knew what he looked like.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I think he was the it guy at work, so
they know each other.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
But it's cute if someone did that for you and
you didn't know them you, especially if you're want to
click know and it moved like sp me say no.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Can say no to you? You belied me into this? Okay?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Well, you want to not hear from people that have
been asked out in a creative way that wasn't just
the usual.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
That's funny, homish Hamish message. John.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
My favorite way I've asked people out is sliding into
the DM shooting my shot by sharing their own picture
of them and saying, hi, is this still available?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Like it's Facebook marketplace? Okay green shotting like that, Hi
is this still available? That would make me laugh so much.
I'll be let esmos. That's so funny.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Okay, I'll wait one hundred dollars at M nine six
nine six.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
What are the inventive ways that you've been asked out. Yeah,
in my prowling, there was no inventive It's all just messaging.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yeah, we've just got a message here from Tilly. She said,
I'm twelve. I don't My mum said I'm not allowed
to have a boyfriend, So I can't contribute today's topic.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Ah, Tilly, So you can still listen and enjoy the.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Story nine six nine six new trend if you If
we're doing a one and you don't have a story,
feel free to message.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And I don't have a story for this topic. Oh,
you'll clog up the line. You can't be clogging up
the machine. I loved to partake. I can't.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I don't have a story anything, Katie, what was the
inventive way that you were asked out?

Speaker 13 (50:21):
My now husband wrote his number and a white waxy
crayon on my car window.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Oh, that won't come off very easily.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Now I'm worried about the windows. Mudgeon Kate just sold it.

Speaker 13 (50:36):
It was actually okay, it did come off, but it
was more embarrassing than anything, because back then I was
the only daughter who two sons, and it was outside
my dad's office next door, and we were throwing eyes
at each other and then yeah, he was drunk one
night on a Friday, typical trad but we need.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
To do it, got ded.

Speaker 13 (51:00):
I put it on the window and yeah, I came
in the next day and it and yeah, my dad.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Was like, who's this boy?

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Did he write and reverse so you could read it
from inside the car?

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Or did he write he was drunk? No, no, he
wouldn't have been there.

Speaker 13 (51:17):
I had just called me k thanks.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
He called me, wow, So you did?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
And you've been together ever since? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (51:25):
No, we he said. I was very embarrassed. Probably gave
him a stuff word.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
To be fair, I can't.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Remember, but.

Speaker 7 (51:34):
Yeah, first date at it.

Speaker 13 (51:36):
There's Christmas lights on Christmas Eve and ya, sixteen years
later we're still together.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
And did dad end up liking him?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
A few years?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I'm not gonna lie. We got there and the end
he did vandalize his daughter's car and trading for sure. Amazing, Katie,
Thank you so much. What was the inventive way that
you were asked out?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
My now husband?

Speaker 7 (52:07):
He asked me, I'm out to a Warriors game, but
I had to wait until he took his mate and
the bye until he took me to the Warriors game.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Like, I'll take you to a Warriors game, but I've
got to take my mate this week, and then the
boys have got a couple of away games and a bye,
so let's get you in them for some time.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Good.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
So you were like wait line, a third in line,
wait listed date.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Yeah, exactly, and it worked. You're married to this man.

Speaker 7 (52:38):
I'm married with six years, married ten years.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
To give us ria thank you a messages to wait said,
I don't have a story for today.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I don't encourage that two sex. I put my number
on a paper aeroplane. I made a great paper aeroplane
and I just launched it across the bar.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
What if it got them in the eye though, Yeah,
that's the date.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
You probably want one of those blunt nosed paper aeroplanes
just to avoid any eye possible eye damage. I'm thirty.
I've never been on a date. So I don't have
a story for today. And that's from seven to seven long.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
No. My husband asked me to come and clean his house.
I'm not a cleaner. He was, and sellers are very
cheeky bastard.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Sorry, can you come over and clean my house?

Speaker 3 (53:27):
How do you feel about coming up and cleaning my house.
My now husband covered my current post it notes with messages, literally.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
The whole car. At first I thought it was creepy,
but it is kind of cute. What are the messages?
That's the thing watching it.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
It's creepy if they're not hot, but if they're hot,
away so much to get.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Away, we'll see all the notes. How you look over
your shoulder there's a manga, You're like, oh my god,
you creep. You look over you see a hoti, You're like,
oh my god.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Romance exactly.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
I mean I met a boy at a party. He
found the spear keat in my flat. He turned up
to my house every night and never left, and now
we're married.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Okay, so when was your futue husband of cree hot?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah he is hot. Don't try that at home. Kids
on the post it, No woman messaged and he's so hot.
He also is exactly to my point. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
A guy left his number on a napkin on my
car and I thought he was asking me out, so
I called him. Turns out he said I scratched my
car door. Oh okay, yeah, unfortunately, stress at all.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
No.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
A guy admitted a pub a few times in London
was working on a building side across from my work.
His mates painted and giant letters M Love's mel on
the second story of the building.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Oh cute airs, but it just turned into a booty
called drunk drunk dial type boy.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Oh okay, but like yeah hot.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
My daughter doesn't want a message and she's now lesbian,
but a guy gave him his number own custom t shirts.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Wait wait, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
My daughter doesn't want to message and she's now Libian,
but a guy gave her his number to make custom shirts.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
She's a designer, all right.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
He makes some custom shirts and make some custom and
she's like, oh me yea, yeah, I'm a lesbian. My husband,
my now husband, took a photo of his nuts, framed
it and wrote on nuts about you.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
No one wants a photo.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Scrot are not or not not the strop not a scrap,
not the scrop.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Don't neglect it. But it's not hot? Yeah, oh my god. Okay,
we've got more gay stories. I was at a party
and a girl who had a boyfriend. This is a
female message. I was at a party and a girl
he had a boyfriend made out with me.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
But apparently she was only a little gay when drunk,
and I don't don't go on dates unless I'm drunk,
So we went on a day.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
It was very awkward.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
We were getting into the way that you were asked
out though, well.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
The inventive way is kissing you when you've got a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Right at eight twenty this morning, seven to nine cent,
I threw a whole party to get my ex boyfriend
back after a year of contact. And then at a
twenty four they sent it again, and at eight twenty
nine I've sent it again. No, no way, you weren't
contacting or what was the party or how guyes, how
did that work out for you?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
To seven nine? Yeah, straight cane for us to hear
about it. But give me.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
We need the we need the we need.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
The good work.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Fact of the day, day day day.

Speaker 14 (56:42):
Dayah do do do do do do do do do
do do dudeo doudoo doo.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
It's Lord of the Rings here.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Wait, there's a Lord of the Rings week here at
Fact of the Day, and we're just covering all things
Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Why no real reason been about nerdy this year, hasn't it.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
We've had a lot of nerd stuff and we had
a Lord of the Rings is nerdy.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah, I'm sorry for boosting the New Zealand. I'm thankful
for it boosting in the New Zealand. In the New
Zealand economy. You wouldn't believe.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
So today's factor of the day is one out of
every one hundred and sixty New Zealanders was in some
way involved in the Lord of the Rings trilogy being made. Yeah, okay,
that's a great fact. One and one hundred and sixty.
We even had a Minister of Lord of the Rings,
that's right. Yeah, we had a ministerial arm position that
was officially recognized as all things Lord of the Rings

(57:43):
during it's during the making and release of it.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
It was so huge for us. It was filming you
never met those lofty heights again.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
No, and it was filming all over the country at
multiple times.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah. I was in Wellington at the time and lots
was filmed. There a lot of heaps love.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
News to hear about the young members of the Lord
of the Rings cast out and about Yeah, all the time.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I got to make the claim to have a curse
with love Tyler. No one ever believed him. He did
live in Wellington at the Time tale.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I say, sure, Sean Anston Sam the true hero of
the Yeah, and I hooked up with Sir Ian mckellum. Yeah, sure,
An old Gate was definitely you were Monster Schlang, which
I did see on stage.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Really, Oh my god, he played King Lear and he
took his pants off of it the deck. I mean,
that's today is real. Fact of the Day, Ready the
famous for his massive you Shall Not Pass, You Shall
Not Wizard stars.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
So at the end, Fact of the Day is that
one in every one hundred and sixty New Zealanders was
Someway involved in the.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Fact of the Day, Day Day a day day, Yeah,
plays it ends Flitch porn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Hey, it's seventeen past, seventeen minutes away from nine and
it was embarrassing in front of rope.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Oh my god, it's literally one of the most don't
listen right, literally one of the most respected broadcasters, and
you just cocked up the time in front of them,
like this is some a dream product.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Kind of Dog and Tony show. Are you running here?
If you can't even get the time? Proclaims do we
have hip phones for row?

Speaker 7 (59:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
This hitphones. We can all hear each other.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Look, he knows how to use you getting the time
wrong from here without the at the.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Headphone rock lick manas you were here because you were
hosting a new show on three called Celebrity a.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Scat starring Hayley Sprows and others and others and others.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Right, So, for those that may not have seen the trailer,
it is a mixture of New Zealand comedians myself included
Josh Thompson's in there, Chris Parker's in there, Abbie Howe's
is in there, and then Australian Comedianola.

Speaker 11 (01:00:15):
We've got Luke McGregor and Frank my arms are made
of spaghetti Woodley.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then we all just go in
and do escape room comedians in escape rooms. That's the self.

Speaker 11 (01:00:26):
Let me ask you a question, Haley, did you find
that the rivalry between nations came into play at all?
Because there is an element of elimination where people get
kicked out.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Well, well, so, I don't think that's spoiling too much
to say that we didn't know about how.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
By the way, this is the first time the show's
ever been done.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
We didn't know how the elimination process was going to work.
They just said, do you want to come do some
escape rooms on TV?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Yeah, and you'll pay me right, So I'm in And
they said Robes hosting and I said, I'll see years
year and then I was like, I'm going to renovate,
so I'll go anyway. But then we give there and
then you you turned it on us that we had
to like vol shout and I think immediately we're all like, wow,
Kiwis stick with Kiwi's and then the Aussie stick with

(01:01:15):
OSSI's until.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Honestly, I'll say, some backstabbing, a curse there you go.
Then I take it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
But you were the only person who hadn't done an
escape room ever.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
This never am I lie? Oh, it sounded like like
to be trapped, and I don't weed we were trapped.

Speaker 11 (01:01:38):
And then my job is to look on I For
anyone who has done an escape room, you will know
that there is a person always keeping an eye on things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
So if you get stuck and you need help, they
can offer up a clue. The head next yea.

Speaker 11 (01:01:49):
I do that whiles also mocking everybody for not getting
it right. And there's a very definite tipping point as
the series wears on where there's there is an element
of elimination. And then people come and join me in
the control room and you could feel the one particular
room that everyone was struggling with where you could feel

(01:02:11):
everyone in the room going, oh, I wish I was
in the other room with rope right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
No one wanted to going to town on us. Oh yeah, yeah,
you just say you were right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
You were right. Yeah. No, it's a lot of fun.
It was very stressful because I'm competitive and I was tramped. Yeah.
And there's cameras yeah, and you know, at.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
One point maybe I probably can't say this because the
networks in the room, but you know one of the
rooms don't catch off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, and were is this part of the game, And
Voice of God robes like, nah, we're going to come,
We'll meet you out of there. We're going to cople
you out of there. And it's very matter where you
also now have to escape the building that we're shooting this.

Speaker 11 (01:02:50):
Yeah, but it's this is an original idea from here
in New Zealand, which is really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Yes, and so you as Australians will be claiming it
as your own.

Speaker 11 (01:03:00):
That's that's why I'm here to urinate all over this
like some kind of street dog.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
I don't claim it as my own.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
I do want to say that backstage wild cameras were
not rolling lots of resetting time. I did introduce Rove
to the game mince mints.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Oh my god, if you've just wined the show, is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
We cat it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
But we took it real far at the end, which
which mints? Am I saying mince as in breath mints
or mince as in beef?

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Do you want to play a game? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:03:35):
Okay, are you mincens because then we changed it mints
breath mint yes, correct.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Wow. I was going to say beef min wow.

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
Yeah, you don't know each other as well as you
start with mince mince Okay, mints tea beef beef Beef
is the kind of connection that shooting a TV show,
yes gets you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
God, we took it so far.

Speaker 4 (01:04:05):
We started and then we were doing Abbie Howells and
it was Abbie hows as an Abbie How's the comedian?

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Or Abbie hows as in like the loon, like a wolf?

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:04:16):
Okay, c C C C s as in view or
see as an ocean both? Yeah, yeah, you go see
looking ocean alright, ro But we took it to one
of the last things I did before I left here,
so we finished, we wrapped the show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
There was the Aussie contingent.

Speaker 11 (01:04:37):
We were at the hotel that we were staying at
and I played a game of mince mints with one
of the bar staff who was serving us and recorded
it to say because I wanted to send it to
the group. And as I was recording it, I said,
can I just record this it ok? I said, It's okay,
it's just for me and comedian Luke McGregor, who's in

(01:04:59):
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That sounds worse real.

Speaker 11 (01:05:02):
Yeah, you should say I'm sharing this publicly on my
social media.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
That will disturb her less.

Speaker 11 (01:05:07):
Can I get you to say, yeah, Hi, I'm a
fifty year old man at a bar.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
When you say mince mins just for me, it's just
for me? Well, I hate.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
The show is so entertaining, it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
There's some absolutely diabolical moments, an unforgivable moment from Luke
McGregor himself.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
You have to watch the whole season to see there.

Speaker 11 (01:05:25):
But also for me in the lead up to it,
a lot of talk over here is the theme of
each room, because every episode there's an entire new room
for our comedians to undertake and try to get out of.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Amazing, And the.

Speaker 11 (01:05:40):
First one, I was told, we've got this idea for
the first one, and I would listen to it. I, okay,
you're talking it up, but I don't know that you
will properly be able to make this a reality. But
I was very wrong, very prop heavy, wonderful, creative, exciting
theme because all.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
That comedians flames. Yes, like all of our comedians.

Speaker 11 (01:06:01):
Walk into what I call my void. But I need
a doctor to look at that. And then all you
have is marked doors. You don't know what's behind each door,
and each one contains a different room.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
We're in the four More Surprises, White Squid Games. It's incredible. Yeah,
and it's next Tuesday, pre Tuesday seven thirty three. Yes,
we've haven't been on our screen since Rove in two
thousand and nine. Here we are.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
What a triumphant return it is. Yeah, gorgeous, rob Man,
thank you so much. Cannot wait to share this show.
One last one, Mince Well, that was beef, beef, It
was breath.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
That was breath in my head.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
The ZM Podcast needwork, play z ms flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
What's happening my daughter?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
See they have a late start on Wednesday, and well
they got to accuse the shoplifting from the supermarket, so
they don't want to go there anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
And she's left us.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
If we can make it to your work, you get
to play who Let the Dogs Out? By the Baha Men?
And it's five minutes to night and song. I don't
know why that song. Maybe I can explain it the
time class.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, people were weirdly invested in this on social media.
Just let them. I need to know why these thirteen
year olds want Baha men. I think that's fourteen mood? Morning,
Good morning. Why do you have Wednesday mornings off?

Speaker 14 (01:07:30):
It's just late start?

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Yeah, to do what we didn't get a late start?
The teachers are learning more stuff about being teachers apparently,
so star from drinking coffee and having donuts or something. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Probably what do they say that you should do with
your late start? I don't know. We just got a packet,
but you got they got to cues. Yeah, oh yeah, okay,
you didn't do it, did you? Okay, we didn't steal
that's what you say if you did, you'd say in
front of your father, why do you want? Who need
the dog out? Because there's a fire Songs song? What

(01:08:04):
is she say?

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Yeah it is?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It was something it was on then okay you said
it when they could do it. But it's a terrible song.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
You're going to play No, no, no, it was going
to be Harry Styles American Girl.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
No, we can still play that. We can still play that.
All right, here you go. You guys did to go
because you're going to be so late to school. Auntie
Haley can write you a note. Yeah right, you know
I know how to four drawn the appearance. It's on
an app now, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
The z M podcast needwork?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I had a really embarrassing moment you say so tomorrow
we've got a bit of a celebration, and through celebration, and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
I've been alarmingly pale as of lame and not enjoying it.
And I asked you nineteen percent really not showing through
the nineteen percent? Where is it in winter? It's gone?
This is me off my ancestors.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
You can't sorry, you can't do that because you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Tell them he can't do that. I have. I can
tell you can't do their I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
I tell them he can't do something. I'm sorry, cut it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
And then this because this wearing a Panama does not
give you permission, it gives me too. And I just
used both. I don't know, I just use both.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
My quota no Panama with no multi blood. So you're
not allowed to tell me Panama wearing white guy. Yeah
that you come, but I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
I'm alded. I'm allowed to do it again until you're a.
I've used my tour a day now. I really you
don't get to a day, you know, I get to
twelvemulti listeners. Does he get to a day of that?
And I'm used them all? So I can't do another one.
But I will give you one of these. Oh yeah
you can. I'm allowed three of those. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
You're a You're allowed none o three okay, And I'm
allowed none.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Okay. Well, Hayley nineteen percent nineteen anything? What is?

Speaker 4 (01:10:00):
And I just thought, absolutely not. We're not getting the
legs out in this state. So I got a spray
Tan shout out Tan in the city.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
This is the number one go to.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
But Tan in the City is in the city and
for the spray tan girlies. You'll know that you've got
to be braless, you've got to be in a loose sack,
you've got bear feet. And so I, instead of running
back from the car from the Tan place to the
car like that, I talked of my shoes early. So

(01:10:27):
I was on Ponsonby Road in Auckland yesterday running across
the street holding my breasts because they were brahlas and
they're quite big and shoeless.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Right across the street let this, and I didn't get
a very good parks. It was a bit of a
run grabbing the boobies. I look mad.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
And that's when I bump into a Warner Brothers TV
executive who worked was before and worked with recently in
a professional capacity. And he just sees this booby grabbing,
barefooted gremlin on Ponziby Road and he was like, what's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Wrong in your life to find you in this way?
Have you had hard time? And I was running like
for my appointment, and I was like, hi, hi, hi,
and I quickly gave.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Him ahrga and he would have found the loose boobs
and then I gave him a hug and then I
ran off and I just yelled out I'm in a
better mental state than I appear, and then disappeared.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Into the shop.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
You're running around shoeless, shoelasts out and they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
We knew she liked to drink. You know what I mean,
But broadcaster Hailey sprow road downfalls of broadcaster.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
I know, but I also shoeless, shoeless, terrible white, coming
out a completely different color. I do realize that yelling
at him I'm in a bit of mental state than
I appear, thus made me look like I was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
In a much worse mental state.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
Yes, because you because yeah, I think only mad people
scream in the middle of the road, bearfooted.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I'm not mad, Yeah, very much. Apologies to everyone that
saw me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
The fleets worn and Haley beg pod.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
I'm currently adding some whimsy in the form of a
fear every garden. More on that later.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Is it? Because our lives are so stressful and full on.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
It's gray, it's winter, everything's stressful, the news is harrow, Wang,
everything serious, money's time, petrol Trump, you know you just
it sucks. We need we need some whimsy. It's not
good for you anymore. Sour dough, have your sour dough money,

(01:12:28):
you can make it. I'm not making bread. You spend
so much time hafen around. You're right making my entire life.
Doesn't your girlfriend make crackers?

Speaker 9 (01:12:40):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Seed crackers start using the seeds, and then they were
mixed with the whole of stuff. And now I mean
your crackers are blue cheese and such. Well, still a
highlight of life. Yeah, you know me, cheese never.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Let me down. When has cheese let me down? Maybe, but.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Maybe periodically fair and sometimes upsets my tom tum if
it's too strong. If it's a good right anyway, So
we're adding whimsy to all of our lives. And dating
is part of this because when we're bored of the
your regular dates, your dinners, your movies, it'sla it's not
whimsical enough.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
So there's a dating expert and they've collated a.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Bit of hinge and Tinder and bumble information. Here people
saying h hinge losers users. There was a slip of
the tongue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
Hinge users are putting in their profiles that they want
like more whimsy. It's in their profiles. Yeah, whimsy is
a real word. At the moment, it's a hot word.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
And schalance So here are some dat ideas for people
who want to add whimsy into their dating lives.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
I love this first one.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Visit open houses together, just have a little lot, go
into open homes, nosy around people's things.

Speaker 10 (01:13:50):
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Yeah, it's how you get to have a nosey be
judging other people's choices.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Do you know what's the best Going to expensive suburb
you'll never live it?

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
And they're going in and being like, ha on a
handmade crack it with some blue cheese and put it
straight in my.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Some of them in judgment. Some of them have snacks.
Some of them have snacks. There's music playing. Go back
to the bread thing that you chuck someone from the oven.
Don't you something home like bread or cookies.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Ginger ginger cookies or vanilla put it in the oven.
But I think we could we could do this even
as friends.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Yeah. I have a whimsy date where we go and
look at really we go like, heck, I think it's
just depressing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
You go into these houses that you you sort of pretend.

Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
That you're hosting him. Just make believe it's whimsy. Land
into whimsy. Another one is go thrifting, challenge each other
to find the worst item in the store or I've
seen this one quite a lot on the socials, which
is couples going in and whatever they land on, like
running your hand like this, What if you land on
you we'd a dinner that night and you just end
up going to dinner in these like ridiculous outfits. I

(01:14:53):
like that giving yourself a budget, being like we're going
into this op shop.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
We've got twenty dollars, buy me a gift, I'll buy
you one. I like that's fun. Another one. I don't
think we do this in New Zealand anymore though. This
is from overseas pet store. Just for a lock. Yeah no, yeah, yeah,
I think you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Go look at the fishies, you look at ye make
your little drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Well, I was thinking, you know, you're talking about your
fairy garden. You could pop into Animates gorgeous and some
of their aquarium decorations would make great additions to your
faery garden.

Speaker 12 (01:15:25):
And the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Water the weather. Yeah, they will stand the weather better
because they're made to be underwater.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
I don't think animates like wanted to be the promoter
of fairy gardens, but yeah, well they are.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Another idea they had was breakfast for dinner. I mean
that's just classic. Make pancakes, hash browns, eggs, pajamas optional
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
I love an omelet for dinner. Same, it's next level,
it has everything you need.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Walking to it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
No thanks, pickleball, no thanks. A card game outside, nothing
pickleball or redhot go. Yes, it's behind skateboarding.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
And reformer plates and golf and golf. Peckleball will be
the next though.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Okay, arcade games, that's a fun thing that we don't like.
I went to game on not too long ago, and
it was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
You burned through some cash, though, Yeah, you spend a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
It's like, put one hundred dollars on this card and
we'll give you one hundred and forty dollars credit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
I'm doing that. This one's cute.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Go to a supermarket together and make ice cream Sunday.
So you go and get your ice cream and then
be like, I want nats, I want marshmallows, I want lollies,
I want a cabre flake.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
I want to eight.

Speaker 7 (01:16:31):
You leave.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Yeah, I should have just gone out for dinner. Would
have been way cheaper.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
The ZM podcast Network play z m's Flesh Forn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Want to know now, I want one hundred times at
them and you can text us as well. Nine six
nine six. Is there advice that you take from a
podcast or a self help book that you live by,
that you swear by, that's helped you to this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Day you always remember it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Maybe it's a line or a mantra, a way to
live by.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Let them, let them, let them? Okay, that is a
perfect example, right, you tried it for a bit of
leaving them? Yeah, how'd that goes? Sucks? Because they will
if you let them. They just will they do. So
listen to these stats so they reckon.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
There are now half a million active podcasts globally dedicated
exclusively to the self improvement category.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Jesus half a million?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
Five?

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Would you call the Diary of the CEO self help?

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
It's become that because it used to be very business focused,
but they cover a whole range of things.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
I just listen to a UFO one, but then there's one.

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
On sleep, so it's one of my favorite podcasts. Voice
is so great.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
No, I just know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
If you're listening and you look down, there's a subscribe
button there and you have no idea how much it
helps us to just click that. It will feed us
back into your other with them and really helps us.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Thinking seventy point two two billion dollars that is a
global market valuation for self improvement products and service in
twenty six.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Yeah, and it's just growing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I will say, not a chance to plug my own podcast,
but I've definitely had people come up to me and
talk about six dot Live at the end of which
Morgan will give home play like something to try. And
I've had so many people come up and be like,
I tried that and it's changed my sex life.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
And You're like, how are you well, just change my relationship,
change my relationship, save marriages, and you're like, this is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
And often just listening to a podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Yeah, and be like I'm going to take this advice
and put it into play.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Wait, what was the quote that we always say from
that podcast, from that Navy Seal one moment please.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Seal gun.

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
I would love you to say that to a Navy
seal's face, bring them in.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Well, if he's a seal in the Navy, Yeah, I
will say I speak, I could run faster on land
than he could.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I'm not getting in the water with it. Dude, No,
it's not a gun, that's seal. Now this quote from
an actual Navy seal.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
You can translate it into human from seal. Your excuses
will destroy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
You and take everything you ever wanted dot dot dot
if you let them. Yeah, great quote. I haven't been
to the gym in a month. If you let them,
because I'm letting them. Yeah, no, I'm letting them. My
excuses take everything I ever wanted at the M's a
great quote. It's a great quote. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
Well, whether it's self help books, whether it's a podcast,
I wait to redance it in nine six, nine six,
What advice did you take from a podcaster or a
self help book that you live by?

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
Still, my dad was a big rich dad, poor dad. Member,
I've read that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Let the listeners who have been listening
for the last hour. No, my daughter and her friends
also made it back to school on time. Akland pud Transport. Now,
the the self help industry worth seventy billion dollars. There
are half a million podcasts about self help, which is

(01:20:09):
insane these new figures. So we're asking you right now,
I wait one hundred dollars at him nine six, ninety
six is he like some self help quote or mantra
or something that it's taught you that you just live
by and you think about all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
I'm actually running a book. It's called Glass of Serve
and and antescid Glasses seven and Antesta. Yeah, Hailey, sprout
Glass of Serve and Antide.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Fighting Age where the glass wid anti.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Glasses seven and Antestine they kind of come into the
body and they just completely neutralize each other.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
Beautiful stuff. It's all just about balance, eating anything you
want as long as you have an antide. Yeah right, yeah, Goertz,
Tremena and a gascon.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Take this seriously. Now there some baking, So Tessa, what
is it? What is the quote that you live by?

Speaker 7 (01:21:00):
Hi, guys, I'm a big fan of the Glenn and
Doyle podcast, and I remember who once saying that if
we spoke to our friends the way we spoke.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
To ourselves, we would have no friendly That's beautiful, that's
so good. The boy, you do that a little bit.
Don't talk to my friend like that.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
I always say that when I talk badly about myself,
don't talk about my friend like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
And you're like, that's nice, so good.

Speaker 9 (01:21:27):
If you just went like Oh my gosh, you looks
so fat right now.

Speaker 13 (01:21:31):
It's so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, yeah, I might say it to around means need
a big told seriously, you would you would never say
that to her friend. You weren't even.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Body image like sometimes the way that you put yourself down.
Imagine saying that you stud're so stupid or what bother?
Imagine saying that that's a bloody good one to.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
You, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I'm always going to remember that. And you know, I
don't even care who told you. Gwiney what that's that's
tess is quote in my mind.

Speaker 7 (01:22:03):
Yes, same, Thanks guys Incorporated, so you can't steal it, okay,
trademark some she the merch cap, thank you to Okay
some messages.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
That was powerful. If you talked to your friends the
way you talk to yourself, you have no friends. Wow,
that's nice. I just had to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
I got excited and accidentally shut down the tissues. And
I don't want to say it's a bad thing because
I wouldn't say that to my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
No, you're fine. Show me your friends and I'll show
you your future. It's like the company you can crowds
you run run away.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
With somebody said crown crowned Queen of Arundale also told
me to let it go. It's honestly, it is a
great thank you, let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Yeah, lost my dad a few years ago and he
used to say when he got sick, no one gets
out of live mate the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Most of it. Yeah, that's a bit like a drink,
a fizzy drink while it's fuzzy. That's my family's one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Yeah, you've got that tattooed drink it while it's fuzzy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Well, it looks a bit like figgy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
My mum says, yeah, but I also think the drink
it while it's figgyz and fuzzy and figgy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Yeah, if around and find out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Yeah, but he said, I always remember the first time
I read it because it can be positive and it
can be negative.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Yeah, true, don't put it down, put it away.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
And you might just think that's about keeping a tidy kitchen,
but it's actually like how to deal with bad stuff
that happens in life as well.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, deal with deal with. Skills can be trained, Attitudes can't. Well,
but you can train.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
You can work on your attitude. While we're on the topic, Fletch,
we need to have a word to be. Forgiveness is
yours for yourself. By not forgiving, you're only hurting yourself.
Oh yeah, to keep the Change podcast, it's a money one,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Always practice the advice from Luky on keep the change
in z he changed our mind set towards money, which
helped us buy a home.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Yeah, to keep the changes kind of clever really because
you're making changes and you're keeping it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
But also keep the change means money changes.

Speaker 9 (01:24:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Yeah, Sheldon said, I haven't listened to any podcasts like
this before. I'm sorry, I can't contribute to this topic.
I am loving this when you taxt nine sex nine
sex when you feel you can't contribute, but you just
want us.

Speaker 7 (01:24:21):
To let you know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Okay, but I don't know if we should normalize that
and encourage that. But it's not the water around the
boat that sinks it, it's the water.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
That you let in.

Speaker 12 (01:24:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
That's my That's right up there with the first one.
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
My mentor at work is to say, don't take criticism
from someone you wouldn't take advice from. Oh, it's not
an accident if you're doing something stupid. Yeah, wait, are
you guys, the water in my boat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
No, no, no, no, no, where the water. We're keeping
you up around your boat, around your boat. We're in
your boat. You've had a bit of water in your boat,
your soggy back.

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
In the ZM Podcast Network, lay z MS flesh Thorn
and Haley from the news rooms and we do a
segment not enough for the news, news or the news
stories that didn't make the news.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Sometimes your bulletins are about grim Bren. Yeah that's rhyme,
didn't it Grim Bron got bad news brand and grim brand.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Just before we get into this, so probably worth saying
that you've got to be listening at four o'clock with
Brian Clint because there are five cases left. Bank of
Brann will be back at four, and I tell you what,
You've got a pretty good chance of winning those Olivia
Dean tickets, all three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
It's a very obvious case. Stop. Oh okay, I can't
believe you know. I like to be the one to
give it away. Well, I love Brian Clint, but I'm sorry,
I like being the one to give it away. She's competitive.
Would you like to come in at four just in case?

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Yeah, have fun held a good morning.

Speaker 15 (01:26:00):
I received this bulletin about a minute ago from Vaughn Smith,
so just be west Man while I proofread it whilst
I'm actually reading it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
Just raw dog it matte. That's it, okay.

Speaker 15 (01:26:11):
Outdoor clothing Giant Patagonia has taken drag queen Patty Gonia
to court, and it's fair to say things have gotten
a bit fleecy. Patty Gonia reckons court will be a drag,
but the brand reckons it's got the the case zipped up. Sorry,
I butchered that that line for your vaune.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
You're reading for the first time, This next bit that
requires focus focus, Yes, okay, well here we go.

Speaker 15 (01:26:41):
Other drag queens lu lu lu lu Lemonade, Anna d
are Moore and Amber Crombie and Bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Have been put on warning.

Speaker 15 (01:26:59):
Either way, this one's far from sewing up and likely
to be dragged out.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Strong strong.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
My bad under them is supposed to sound like under Rama.
Ah No, that's I just heard Abercrombie and Birch the
minute I thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Really, that's a trio. A drag trio could work.

Speaker 15 (01:27:27):
An Austrian surgeon has been fined after amputating a patient's
wrong leg with no excuses. The surgeon doesn't have a
leg to stand on.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
An extra one doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
The court was frankly stunted. The patient is hopping mad.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
It's packed, doesn't it?

Speaker 15 (01:27:46):
And packed, and the surgeon is blaming a hamstrung medical department,
which left everyone feeling that got off on the wrong foot.
She's now futting a fine. Gosh, it doesn't end. She's
now futting a fine of neely three grand good that
was good, and has lagged it to a different clinic

(01:28:09):
where we're as should she's getting back on her feet.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
So we do it half half the amount. That's the
right amount of put you just get over smacking you
in the face.

Speaker 15 (01:28:25):
Finally to Pennsylvania, where a sixty nine year old woman
had the big jackpot, then got walked out by police
because she had banned herself from the casino six years ago.
Oh the house lost then won anyway. She gambled on
not being spotted. The odds folded, cops called her bluff
and cashed her out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
There's no words at n't puns. You need some chinning sentences.

Speaker 15 (01:28:56):
Now she's facing a trespassing citation and it's all be
off on whether she keeps the winnings are real, rags
to riches to removed story, improving man proving the only
person who could beat her was past her. That was awful,

(01:29:17):
Sorry one, the largest one was awful. You're really peaked
in that second story.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
I always think it's important to peak in the bit
of a curve situation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Thank you, see, see you later. Actually, I don't have
to stop you there. That's copyrighted. She's a very good
friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her litigious action, that would be great.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Tell her I'll review her five stars if she does
the same for this pot. Yeah, and then she tells
all her friends and if you're listening, maybe give it.
Give it five stars as well. Play z ms Fletchborne
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