Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 5th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitim podcast network. This is from Flee and
Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy it happened for pets. Hello,
Good morning, Fletch Morn and a Hailey. Happy Friday, Happy Friday.
No brin no brand reading the news.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Nah, last scene on the dance floor.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Lancy Year. Last night the Radio and Podcast Awards producer Girlies,
you were probably the latest stuff out of all of us.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
After party with you, guys tapped out. I went to
the after party with the girls when and I was like, yeah, yeah,
I'm in And then I did a lap and said goodbye.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Haley said to us as she walked in, and she said,
if you don't see me again bye.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I was, yeah, it was eight thirty. I was a
new bid. Yes, that's that's late for me. Now where
was Brend? Newsreader Brann and banker Brenn who we need
for Dealer reveal at eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We will two more cases. I mean last him on
the dance floor.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
He was on fine form. Yeah, one of my favorite
people to party with.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hardy Brennan is a party boy. Now he's a naughty boy.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Where is yesterday? Case eight had three thousand dollars in
at Brian cland it was uncovered. Sorry case six, but
there are still two cases left, and I have heard
that there is some substantial sum in one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
You have heard, I've heard liable solution that we don't
get told. Well, Brendon was a bit loose lipped friend.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Brendon was loose slipped on because I said to bring
more what's left in the cases? The three thousand's gone,
he said, don't you worry. One of them is still good.
Moose lips and hips.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
So you say one of them's got fifty and one
of them and so one of them's good.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
One of them's good. Yeah, one of them's got quite
a bit of money in it. So eight o'clock this
morning makes you're listening for deal or reveal The top
sex Vorn the top six things gen Z's don't like
about their boss. Michelle Obama has said it's character building
to have a bad boss. I don't know if she's
like speaking on behalf of a country that's about to

(02:08):
turn two hundred and fifty years old, but yeah, she said,
it's character building and you need it learn how to
deal with difficult individuals. Ah and well haven't we over
the years. You're weird.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Look at us characters?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, man, well built characters. The character has been built.
They've got top six things these delightful.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Gen zs don't like about their boss. Next on the
show Science, this is madness. Did you did you hear this?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
So a mummy you all you've said is science and
then madness mummy you know, like the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Wrapped up in bandages, like wrapped up in they found
a mummy wrapped up in bandages. Not my favorite type
of mummy mummy.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, Science has mummy really really old and what they
did with it.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's quite disgusting. We'll discuss next.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
M does podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Okay, this story is both fascinating at a little bit
yuh yeah. So there is a mummy that is over
mummy more than no different army, no mummy's best friend
like Egyptian pharaoh situation. So this mummy frozen mummy is

(03:32):
called how would you pronounce this? O? E? T z
i Oh? Nicknamed Oatsey the Iceman for thousands of years,
well before the Egyptian Pyramids were built. This apparently Oatsey
the Iceman was strolling through the Alps on the border

(03:53):
of Austria and Italy, not even Egyptian.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, but they mummied people.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
The last was a new Limbo.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Well, when he was alive, he was walking through the
Alps and he was killed with an arrow in the
bash Ar and he remained frozen in the ice until
two German hikers found him in nineteen ninety one in
the Italian region of South Tyrol.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
So he'd been mummified, not in bandages but by the snow.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
By the snow, ye like.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
So it was three thousand BC and just go to
nineteen one one, been a part of like five thousand
years years.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
You're gonna have freezer burn.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't reckon your mins is gonna have that weird
icy brown Yeah. Since then, his preserved remains have been
kept at the same temperature minus six, and scientists have
studied him.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Hey minus have you got a photo of him?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Not looking great?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Jesus Christ? Skinny though, skeinny zimpac I'm calling it.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
He's on the jabs like looks like like a like
what's that make all the all the South African.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I tell you I love people, You're SALTI now it's
a sweet biltongue actually had brown sugar. Well that's the trick.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
These scientists this week, based on their research, have published
in the Microbiome Journal on Wednesday, the fact that his gut,
his gout bio has there's yeast in there and they
used it. They used they found, they found, they found
yeast in his guts and the mummies five thousand, three

(05:45):
hundred year old guts, and they used it to make
sour dough. Know they did sour dough.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
People have got to be stopped. They have got to
be stopped.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Who that woman made to her vaginal? Yes, yeah, made
the sold so apparently whole different yeast can survive sub
zero temperatures. Yeah, I want to stop.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
So?

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I mean, I love salad. It's like, how do we
know this isn't from a vagina or a mummy?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
How do we know?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
At the cafe I had a Vogel's Dark rye on
the weekend. The hell are you doing right? You just
do original from the original vogues for a bit of
dark ride.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
It was lovely. It is an old iceman.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Gout sour out fanny dough, mummy dough. This is mummy dough.
All it makes me feel.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Apparently they tried the first time, it didn't work, and
it took them three months of effort to make a
decent sour dough.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Stop, it's just.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
The first time.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Stop that he looks rough man. Yeah, what are they
just like than this long?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I suppose we've been to justify having keep him in
a freezer since nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I don't know city Iceman. His face is so he's
been dead for five thousand years. How he cut the guy.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
From your local community facebook page?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
This is the top six? Michelle Obama, what's happening?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I've just found a taxidermy lion hit on trade mail.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Wow, Fletch's got a spot on his wall. It Oh,
it's a little, it's a bit. The eyes are a
bit weird.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah. Also, stop buying taxi to me.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
It just I've got an alert for taxi to me
on trade mail.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm looking for one specific pace anyway. Do you get
a daily email?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, just being like, here is.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
The which woul Do you think enough people have got
a daily email set up for you? Trade me listenings?
Great idea, let's do this. Mine's landrovers. Oh yeah right,
because the land rovers.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Maybe something special will come through this she's a land
Rover and some old boy.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I think it's a separation, the slight deviation from the
top six, if we may. Has had to sell this
series one land Rover and he only wants fifteen grand
for it. And it's like only nineteen fifty six, Like
only dude for a vantage Series one land had fifteen grand.
I'd be popping around to that guy's house this afternoon.
Cut them a check. Well, you didn't win lotto on Monday.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
In your jimney. You're not even using that it's always
good at a jymney in the game. I don't think
it is. It's a useless it's white north Shore here.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Almost the course of the course, Well, gen Z workers
have been told they we've got to learn to put
up with bad bosses, said Michelle Obama's it's character.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
But she's a gen X that just knows that she
knows how it's so tough Enoup. But it's Michelle o.
She was a bloody communist.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Do you think it's because she's having to work, because
you know her and BARAQ have the you know, the
opening the new Presidential Center. They've got a couple of
companies say reduce. Do you think she's having to work
with these.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
No one of those countries career.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What is this generation in the future doing crazy?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well, she said, ying, And I just asked them to.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Do something they christ, Are you okay? Top sex today
is the top sex things gen zs don't like about
their bosses. To see that, you know, from the other
point of view, and I I, you know, I like
to think of myself as a you are. You've always
said you've been in honorary jazz a gen Z before
they were gen z s. Yeah was gen z and
when we were just millennials.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, all right, doing the bare minimum, dude, don't do
any more minimum? Who are crazy?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
No over time, it's the bammenimum. We're doing the bare minimum.
I could sing the rest of the song, but it's
work end. Top sex things true you've done off gen
Z don't like about their bosses Number six on the list.
They let them work from home, and I like that
because now they're gonna excuses to be late to a
nine o'clock teams met and because you know, they can't

(10:01):
blame the traffic because they're at home.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Why did you let me work from home? But I
don't want to come off, but I also don't want
to come to Actually just don't want to work. Why
are you making me work? It's frustrating.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Can you just give me that money if I got
to have the money?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Number five on the list of the top sex things
gen Z don't like about their bosses. They don't like
when you ask how their weekend was. Actually none of
your business and there's actually none of your bus. You're
actually impeding on my life outside of work, and I
don't like it at all, like some privacy.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
How's your weekend? None of you gone? Shut up, shut up,
none of your business, old man.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Number four on the last of the top sex things
gen Z don't like about their bosses. They don't like
when their bosses remember their birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Don't they love a birthday fuss? Yeah, but you're a millennial.
We do love a birthday fuss.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Gen Z don't want people at work having any ties
to their personal life.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's actually none of your bersoner.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, and don't you dare mention that you also know
what star sign I am.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
That's none of it. It's embarrassing when the office make
a fuss and the cap crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You know, I'm riddled with anxiety when more than one
person's looking at me and I can't do like contact.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Let alone ten people singing it. Don't sing at me.
Don't sing it, man, Please don't reject that.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Number three on the less of the top six things
gen z don't like about their bosses. They offered to
be a job referee for their next job application. Oh yeah,
they don't like that.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
They don't like that. Why not? It's too much pressure.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I don't want them ringing here to find out anything
about me. It's actually none of their business.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Think of me either business.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm sorry, white man, but what you think of me irrelevant,
irrelevant to me. It's so far down the totem pole
of things that are relevant to me or I care about.
Number two in the less of the top six things
gen z don't like about their bosses. They don't like
when their bosses say, hey, take a mental health dare
if you need it.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
They don't like that. No, that they were all about that.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well, they don't want to be told that they might
need it. Don't assume about my mental health? Yeah, what
are you saying about my mental health? It was terrible
last week. It's on the bounce back. What are you saying,
I'm ugly. I'm actually fine. Yeah, that's crazy. It's insane
to me that you would offer me a day off
for my mental health.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I feel like I could go one of those soon. Mentally,
I'm actually doing quite well. Okay, I'll find something. That's
how we're going to tell me. No, you know, that's
how the brain works. Hey, everything seem to going well
too well.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
If you ask me, and.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
You have to look too far down nuts just under
the chin.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, that's where it does. It's just he's just above water.
Don't ask if I'm okay, it'll come out now.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
And number one of the lists of the toxic things
gin Z don't like about their bosses, they gave them helpful,
constructive feedback.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
That's none of my business. Actually, none of my business
is what you think of my business.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You keep your thoughts about my business right in here,
and I'll just keep to myself here.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
By the way, I'm going to need next week off.
I think I'm going to take one as well.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Because there's new coming out and I need to sleep
on the side of the road to get a little
boo boo.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
Way.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It's not my business and while I'm there, only eat
nothing but do buy chocolate and that.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Bubble tea and it's green tea. Of course it is.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
It's much a baby. That is to Day's sup six.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Podcast network.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
So someone was sharing a story online about how lockdown, Yeah, triggering, triggering.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Lockdown, I'd go another right now, take one now.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
So during lockdown, they had to move in with their partner.
They were previously nothing separately, and then for lockdown they
were like, okay, well, you know, we're not going to
not see each other for this sort of you know,
indefinite length of time, so we'll move in together. And
then over that kind of weird in and out of
lockdown stick this month period, they became very codependent, and

(14:04):
it really ruined their relationship because when we were all
allowed to be free again, they had like separation anxiety
and they become very reliant on each other and then
it all kind of fell apart, and actually spending more
time together was the death of their relationship. So I
was reading this and then reading another article from a
relationship therapist that said the way to a long relationship

(14:28):
is basically I'm just I'm going to sum this up
using my words, spend as little time together as possible.
I spend as little time together as possible, less time.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
To make get annoyed. So you could call it a
tap and gap back in the Yeah, yeah, maybe you're
in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You're still committed to them, you're just not spending every
waking minute of the day with them.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
So codependence common trap, especially early in a relationship. You're
obsessed with each other and then suddenly like you can
all this time together, and then your social circles fuse
and you're just just completely codependent. Your entire emotional and
social life is with them, and they go. They're reminding

(15:12):
you that your partner shouldn't complete you, because you were
a whole person before them. Yes, so they should be
an addition to your life. So I mean they not,
in near words, spend this little time. But that's what
I've taken away from this, and I get it because
you put into practice. Soon they really enjoy that, really

(15:35):
enjoy that, you know, fresh new cast smell.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I can't comment, right, what about you, vaorn No, I'm
I'm I'm happily like hyper dependent rules.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
It rules being with someone who you share all of
your interests with. Oh, is that you've got to have
your own thing.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
This can on Yay Yay.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
The ZNM podcast Network play z MS Flesh Porn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Haley Silly Little pools SI.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Pool selling Poli, sill little pole.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
Silly.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Little pole. To days, when you're leaving a wedding, do
you say goodbye to the bride and the groom? Now
that was put up on the little poll and I
tell you, We'll tell me what. We've been inundated with
calls to have us canceled because due to the Marriage
Reform Act, the gays can get married.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Good lord, since I mean, I don't know why they want.
I don't know what they want.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Don't remember being asked all the last day they had
it all the last two three two three have been
Now I'm producing she and didn't even think she apologized
to us just now She's like, guys, I got messages
like didn't even think about it. Someone called her a homophobe.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
It's been so fun working with you, hasn't.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Really you know, it was radio wall to day and
I just put it up during the day because I
didn't want to have to deal with putting it up
at nighttime. And you know, I'll admit it. I forgot
gays existed.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I forgot yeah, yeah, and then yeah, she's out there
in East Auckland.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Do you think we should have said? Do you say
goodbye to the bridal party? Just a couple, a couple
of coup I.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Could have done so many things.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I could have made so many good decisions, and I
made none of them.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
You know, while we move on, we don't make it.
We don't get back to ordering yourn on the way.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Big yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Nuggi and Okay had a girl.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, all right, When you're leaving the wedding, do you
say goodbye to the couple? Happy couple for now now
or otherwise happy? Statistically it will be over.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Fifty one of them percent?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well, yes, always is at sixty nine percent nice and no,
I just leave thirty one percent depends like sometimes he's
a bus so they kind of know everyone's leaving, so
they do the advise that's the best where the bus
is getting everybody out of their student time or the broad.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
And groom and do that thing where they leave in
the car with jingly cans behind it.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I don't think anyone does that anymore. I would never
leave my own wedding that I've paid for.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm last. Yeah, car with the Jingly cans behind it.
I love a bus though it tells me when to
leave because I don't know when to call it.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
But also it's very busy for the couple during the
day and I don't want to interrupt just to be
like totally, I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Sorry, you're back in the real world. Yeah, yeah, Meghan said.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I always unless they're in the middle of something really
important or something, and then I'll text them or there's
a line of people that they need to talk to.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Don't text my.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Text, Kelsey said, nap, slip out and flip them at text.
Say goodbye may seem like the polite thing to do,
but imagine if every gift that they'll be spind there
entire constantly people saying we're just hitting off. Yeah, they
should be able to drink and celebrate after their big day.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
That's actually a really good call. You're not going to notice.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Say goodbye to Nana the last time. You always say
goodbye to Nana. It could be the last time give a.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Real deep goodbye. You know, you're like a little bit extra.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
George said, I'm a marriage celebrant, so it's a bit
weird to marry and make haste a little goodbye before
I pronounced them merched.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Also I voted wrong. You have stuff I know.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No one kids about the marriage celebrant like, no one
kires if you're saying goodbye like you've been paid, piss off,
take your plastic cleophile and get the out of here.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Almost said it.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Oh no, the marriage celebrant lift without saying goodbye?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Where did she go?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
She said? Our names wrong and everything unless it's a friend.
Sometimes you're a friend, get to stay yea, then they
get to say but otherwise it's a nervous You're not
saying goodbye to the caterers, the DJJ, everybody. I just
want to say, this is the last song. Thanks everybody
for cover. Really enjoyed SIGGI all out of there on
the dance floor. But day has been wrecked and all

(20:21):
I see you the next one day.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
What's playing is last song?

Speaker 2 (20:24):
You're the voice trying to understand little zing time to
depressing tumble womber, tough umping or the grease megamix again
for the third time that night. Nine Sex nine Sex
what was the last song played at You're winning pretty
even rock her right down down for next week?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
It's the marriage still going, because statistically that'd be surprising.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, we could work out what song last play at
the wedding's most likely did divorce causation? The last song
at your wedding, I can't remember. I don't remember the
DJ was called wreck though, so I could find out, Louisa,
because I have told them earlier in the evening when
we naturally speak, that I love them, I thank them
for a wonderful celebration.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm thrilled for them.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
And then I'll be doing an Irish goodbye later so
I won't interrupt their flow.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
That's love that early get and early Renee said, usually
too slush say goodbye and not too slush too.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, I think we might have a problem on our hands.
And the name is Renee and cow, I said, manners.
That's how I was brought up. Plus they saved me
from having.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
A cook a meal.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
She's they looking really looking at wedding as black and white,
aren't they?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
We asked our guests not to say goodbye, I said, Hannah.
If they say goodbye, I would take at least fifty minutes.
I'm on the dancelor. Please just leave if you want to,
just absolutely leave. Today's silly little pol is. When you're
leaving a wedding, do you say goodbye to the happy couple?
And sixty nine percent of you said always plays it.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
In splesh one and Hailey's.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Well beloved New Zealand brand Huffer, who I've actually just
you know, shopped with because they have a golf.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Range all they do my hobby. We're going to discuss
Haley's new new hobby next.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, an extra.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
I think Vaughn you you could get in on this
hobby with mates. I love hobby, local hobby I love,
and now we're local hobby. So beloved Huffa. They're in
a bit of trouble at the moment because there is
a model. His name is Elijah Timmins Scandler beautiful.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Beautiful, that's a mouthful.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Elijah Timmins hyphen Scanlon. He's a model with Red eleven,
which is a big modeling agency here in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
He uh is that who I'm with? Who are you with?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
No? You're with Meghaster meng Is twelve Megas eleven Mengus
eleven Meghazars mngazar Us. And if you need to warn
the books, if you need a Mega for a photo shoot,
any kind of event.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Not even wants to see hot people modeling clothes exactly
what ings like us modeling their clothes.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
That's what they want, now, other people what they want.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Elijah has brought to lie what he thinks is a
potential scandal with Huffa.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
And this all started when I was scrolling past an
ad and I noticed an image that looked very similar
to me, But as I zoomed in, it wasn't me.
And then I thought it was my brother, because my
brother also has model for this client. But then it
was neither of us. It was almost like both of
us combined. That's when I realized it was Ai or.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
A hot third brother.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Is there a long lost hot third brother brother also
went into modeling.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, maybe, so it's not a hot third brother. There's
only the two of them, the brothers. So he Elijah
just comments on the.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Huffer post, Hey they're illisure. What's it? A lake in
New York City? Friday Fleishbeth. I got to think about that.
It's not going to be not that one that's not up.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
So Elijah comments on it saying, Yo, that AI model
actually goes hard right, just a little cheek here, I
see what you're doing here.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Huffer immediately blocks them from their page. Oh okay, not
a great response.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
So then that's when he makes this video being like,
I'm just going to call this out because that's He's like,
that kind of is super disrespectful. And also if you
are using an AI generated version of me, like, that's
also disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I get paid to this face. But is this just
what's going to happen now? Like all these hot models
going to be out of work?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Well, half A come out. We might have to start
sort of a sanctuary for the hot models to us
come to.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
You can get them working on the farm. I can
have them free range ex model collecting the chicken eggs.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I see them. I love to feed people.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
So half A rep came out and they have denied
their image was generated using their likeness. No faces of
our models have been changed other than a normal computer
assistant assisted design like photoshop.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I'm moving blemishes and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
So they're saying it's not there his likeness.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
But then they said they were asked, so is it
a real human and then she said I'm not commenting
on specific images.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh okay, yeah, we will would like you to please.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
So they said, you know, computer design support meaning photoshop
has been used in our industry for thirty years, which
is we all know this. No one's got a musk,
no woman has a must no woman's top lip looks
like that, no texture skin looks at that. We know this,
but they're not really commented. And then they were like,
why do you block them? And they said it was
breaking half as community standards.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It wasn't community standards.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
No one knows.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well handed we love half you we do, we love half.
So now they're getting like, oh of course I love
half it.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
So now they're getting like lawyers involved to like comment
and saying this is intellectual property.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
And then maybe there's a bit of an issue here
because Federation laughing all the way to the bank.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You know, some voice actors that are leading their voices
be used for TV and radio and online cost.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Say obviously I'm not going to say the company or
the artists, but it's on radio every day.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, I'm like, you hear never know.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
You'd never know because it's a very like constantly changing
regular voice over like.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
The specials change its special change each week.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
And so they just said, here's a lump sum of
money will get you to still do big things or whatever,
but for these like daily things, it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Do you know how much the lump some one I
was like, would it be worth it, because you don't
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
People might not know. But if people get a regular
voicing job for like a big brand and they're having
to voice ads for sales that are happening every week,
you can earn like a person's salary. It's just doing.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
It's the dream gig.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I have a friend that does a is the voice
of a company. It's one hundred grand a year.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
That's insane.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Still pop into a booth every now and then and
be like sale ends Monday, one hundred thousand dollars. That's
insane anyway, So it's so much worse.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
But the thing is, if your friend that you know
didn't take that lump sum of money, somebody else.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
This is the thing.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
And she's said that the contract process was like intense
because like my thing would be like if someone owns
my voice, they can get me to say anything. That's
the fear right and say something horrible that you don't
stand by it so that it's like water tight contract
for how they can use her voice.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, but it's like Elijah even said in that video,
if you watch a whole reel on his Instagram, he said,
this is obviously happening, Like there's no denying.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That you know this is going to happen.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
But is this the future of modeling that they're not
even they can just make hot people on a computer.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Well, I've just actually registered Vaughn's Rescue Models.

Speaker 8 (27:36):
Dot com.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, okay, kind of you.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I'm actually going to go through and find like do
all the hot countries dot cot of Venezuela, dot co
dot Persia, Kenya.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Brazil, Columbia, basically the coffee Belt. I'm going to go
all through there to start aise.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
All these hot models are going to be able to work,
and we'll be running sort of a sanctuary of sorts
for them to retire, right, and then there's an age
care yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
For so long, and then Jiff, they're going to get
the Chiff in the neck, go on.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
Put them down, Fledorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
So, okay, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
A golfing's going, well, how many times have you gone
to the golf riends? That time the one time I
talked about and then you bought a whole lot of class.
I bought a half a golf outfits, so cute. And
so the pilates, that's there's more of a summer activity.
So I'll come back to that, Okay. The skateboard is

(28:34):
in the garage. Yeah, so that's still I haven't learned yet.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
And I've got the elbow pads and the helmets, so that's.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Ready to go.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Someone call it wasted money.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
No, no, no, no, no, this one is less of
a I don't need to buy anything. Okay, great, that's
a great.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's a hobby.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
And it's it's helpful, Okay, it's charity. Yeah, it's actually
gonna help the world.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Okay. I will. However, and this is something I haven't
run past our boss.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Every Tuesday, I'll have to leave here at like seven
thirty am, and I sort of feel like, why would
I bother coming in, So I'll just take Tuesdays off, right,
So Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, you get the best of me.
But on Tuesdays I'm going to be working with rescue
cats locally right near my area. Now, you know, we

(29:25):
love the team at Nine Lives Orphanage. They're broading cats before.
We absolutely adore them. This is not them, This is
the New Zealand Cat Foundation. They are they who are
Pie which is just around the corner from me and Fawn.
So I think if you want to take Tuesday, I'm
just so busy with these models.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
You've got a job that you've got to do. I
know your worn's new charity is re homed models, right, well,
I'm putting them all out of work, yeah, just like
I can't stare to see anybody suffer, especially hotpitle. So yeah,
I'm opening up a free rate sort of rehoming service.
And the model which is beautiful. It's so good of you.
So that's k up on the locals and female So

(30:01):
I don't want to come across like a PERV.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yeah, I'll read home males and fems pleasure.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
There'll be thorough checks.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
He's an equal opportunist PERV. Yeah he is. Yeah, thank
you sir for recognizing I reckon a dabbling bisexual. In
the future, I think, don't grab your face?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Why not while you're there?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
You know what I.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Paym on the local community page and it said the
Tuesday morning team at the New Zealand Camp Foundation Sanctuary
and her Pie is looking for a few more volunteers.
And I thought, well, that's mate, that's got me written
all over it. The shift generally starts around eight am,
some flexibility, but best I don't come in on a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Two hour shift.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Great opportunity to make a real difference. So I went
on the website to register to help.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
You working, you can't help leave helping the helpless.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
You need an afternoon shift.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
They're looking for morning people, so it's based on who I.
Here are the duties I'm going to be doing, stand
serving and distributing food and order.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
It would be my pleasure. That's what I do on
Chooday mornings. Some of the models, yeah, perfect, washing dishes.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Teaching them to do that them sounds They've got to
learn to stand on their own two fee if they
want to be successfully re home.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'm not sure how much crossover is going to be here.
It's cleaning little trays and sandboxes. Are you going to
let your models use a toilet? I will will toilet
a flushable toilet.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, but again I'll be teaching them to sort of Yeah,
there'll be a blution's duty and stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Here's cleaning, general cleaning, sweeping, you know, keeping the sanctuary
nice and clean, changing their bidding, their little blankets and stuff.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
And then of course lots and lots and lots of
cat cut. That's what I've actually been thinking.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I need to be doing more of with the models,
with the models afternoon ship, to get them used.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
To human times.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah, we can't have skittish models out, you know, trying
to rehome them. They're going to be friendly orders.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
But speaking of models, look at these fat.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Care care If you could get an afternoon I'd come.
How did the homeless cat get that fat?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Because of this beautiful orphan looking after them? The New
Zealand cat centuries feeding them up.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Cats can be orphaned, So look.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
At them all lying there. I'm sorry I can smell
that photo from here. No Tuesdays I don't work anymore. Well,
that's that's Haley's new hobby. I'm passionate about that.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
How many times you can I reckon, you'll go once.
It will smell like purse and you'll be back.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You know, you shall go.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
She'll get covered in all this cat down and go home,
and a cat will pack a tanty with her and she'll.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Be like, what will happen is? And then I'll come
home with all of them adopted and now belonging to me.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Needwork plays, z ends, flesh porn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
Have you see your favorite side of the road that says,
now listen, we're all a little bit hungover today.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
There's an air of dust. Shannon's McDonald's has arise.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
And we need to make this quick because the Big
Mac is getting cold.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
She just wants to get this quick. She wants five
stars to get out of here, but you gotta have
to earn it.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Well, I've tried this hack over the weekend. So there's
a big trend online at the moment of dot cakes.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Now you guys have daughters made dot cakes.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
We've got one out in the booth.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
I made car when some this week I didn't make any.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
For you wasundreds of hundreds of thousands. Yeah, can you
explain for those that don't know what a dot cake is?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
So dot cake is imagine a cake and a jar,
so you get layered like a cupcake, but you layer, Yeah, layer,
I sing with hundreds and thousands and multiple layers of it.
It's just it is essentially just a cupcake with hundreds
and thousands. But it's a big trend at the moment.
So over the weekend I had to make some cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Because I was doing this trend.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
And I remember someone telling me that the next time
you cupcakes, you know, when you put the little liners
in a muffin tray, they get quite oily at the
bottom and they.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Get mine with some butter, just use silicone.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
I like silicon when I make muffins, oh, grazer, when
I make cupcakes, I'll use little fillers.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I'm sorry about the paper cups.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Crimled crimpled, Yeah, the crimps, the crips, crippled liners.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Okay, so they get quite like oily and stuck and
it's just like not the vibes.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yes, So it's been a massive problem in my life.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Problem.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Why are pretty much oil in your cupcakes? What do
you put oiling? They just like do man?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
What manmakers getting cold.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Apart too early?

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So what you do and when I did over the weekend,
as you put a little bit of rice, like raw rice,
like it's you know, for all rice in the muffin
tray and it creates a little like buffet, almost like
like a wire rack. Does the rice burn No, I

(35:13):
expected it to burn, but because the cupcake is on top,
it just stayed there hard and then I just throw.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It out, So the rice just basically sits it off
the ground, a little bit off the ground.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
I just cannot even get to the bottom of why
your cupe the.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Tics machine that people are eating.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I mean one person said yes, someone else said, get
her McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
She sounds hungover. I thought you're talking. I thought this
hack segment had been archived.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Asking for a friend, we may I think we may
have to just go to move to Shannon' unpredictable history. Yeah,
I just.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Needed to happen because the greasiness I think as you're
a pan ishue a baker has said, yes, can the
baker message in and tell us why her cupcake skirts?

Speaker 6 (36:13):
But mate, you suck how much?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Granted I'm a muffin man.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I am the muffin man, so you can say that
you do know the muffin man as a cupcake guy. No,
I'm cupcakes. If I'm making it, I'm making a muff
No greater than are you going on records saying you
don't like mum.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Absolutely finally said, wow, there it is. There it is
today in history has got more ricing.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Yes, it's a muffin with io Yeah. No, like fuit smaller,
it's not as good as a muffin because you don't.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Need to be as small. Okay. Someone says I use
this every week. Oily from the butter pupcakes are always oily.
This hack is brilliant.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
You guys for the bakers' still going to go into
the bottom of the the butter is going to go.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
You guys are giving a mirror saying five, you're saying
not and it just I'm going to go four.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Okay, okay, okay, this.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Is a two for me and I used to host
The Great que We Bake Off.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Did you give it to leave a bake on it? Once?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
And it's so yeah, and also like the shows can Okay,
I'm going four, Hailey your two, vorn I'll go I'll
go four as well. Yeah, I was number well, I
wasn't willing to. Like I'm just hearing from people that
actually make cupcakes. You know, I'm the muff I'm the
muff man.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
You're the muff man. Flitch does not like Muff and
Hailey muffs hand cuffs little stars a little bit carried away.
Bacon did say you're eating too much, butter is okay, okay.
I was forced.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You see your fad out side had the side of the.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Role that says Fosters.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Plays it in Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
If you follow our social media, you may have noticed
yesterday in the studio here after work, Flinch popped up
an umbrella inside and then Georgia Bert, who does the
day show, was like, this is bad luck and Hall
he said a video and then I said, God will
smite us. God will smite us. George over a few
people in the office as well, and everyone was freaking out.

(38:37):
Nothing's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
It's ridiculous, and we're heading to the Radio Awards that night.
Everyone was like, you gotta lose because of this.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
And I tell you what, we might have lost last
night because of two thirds of the show having the
Year from Hell last.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Year more.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Delightful chaos to the show, and.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Did bring a delightful element of chaos to it. But
I tell you what, they're losing their ward. Not the
only bad luck that's happened in the last to those
prison in the room. I had so many messages of
people like, oh that's bad luck. All that's bad luck.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
They were like he's gonna all it's coming.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
I got so many messages personally as well, being like,
oh my god, this is terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I have been blamed in the last twenty four hours
for so many things. Well, I've had a list chipped windscreen.
Oh no, I know on the ranger. Well I didn't
do that. You caused the fly stone age picked up
and hit the top corner, and so that's bad. This morning,
I woke up and my brown noise was going and
I said, Alexa stop, and the brown noise stopped and

(39:38):
I said Alexa stop. And then the brown noise had stopped,
but I could hear brown noise, and I was like,
what's that? And I walked into the bathroom. The tap
was I'm just a bit hot hot water, yeah coming out. Well,
that's as expensive, which had caused the sink to crack,
because apparently that was a shit sink that wasn't made
to wold hot water, which I think is a primary
job of a.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
You for putting water.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
And you're saying me, what an idiot water in the sink,
so the het had cracked and so the hot water
it had just run through the entire after and was
flooded the.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Car out into the car.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Opening the umbrella and yeah, and then my daughter's just
messaged saying the cat. She went from the table to
get something out of the cove and came back. The
cat was on the table and eaten some burger sauce
that she has on her hash brown and eating the
burger sauce and then was choking and she thought he
was going to die. Instead he just vommed it all
over the table. So that's not my things coming threes

(40:36):
and I've had four as well.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I don't want bad luck. I'm performing in Hastings tonight.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah right, I'm going to fly to will probably be
canceled now we crash because I opened the umbrella and
there and.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Then I'll say my jokes. No one's going to laugh.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
I'm not a simple Oh my god, you get out there.
Oh yeah, just like yeah, umbrella.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Case, here's a great story.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
And they're like that's a but gross sectually, Haylen Well,
I'm not a superstitious person at all, but I know
people like you.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
No, not even no, not even a tiny stitious.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
But some people are, like sports players have lucky undies
or socks.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah, yeah, people have little like mental rituals. If I
don't do this or you know, their little things.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Well, this is what I want to know this morning,
like one hundred times at end nine six nine sex.
When did something superstitious like come true, break a mirror
and then have seven years bad luck?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Could be bad sex or the one.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Or you just didn't do something you know, superstitious, like
your routine, yeah, and then.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Your game last or it all turned to crampon I
mean under a ladder. Yeah, parts of the Black Camp.
I was under a ladder the other day and I thought,
who cares, it's.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Not a thing.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
So, oh, we aren't getting messages now.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
You no, no, no, someone said that despite the fact
that you've screwed up my weekend of shows because.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I'm in Palme on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Okay, they'll they'll force a laugh, even though it won't
go well because of Fletch, because of.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Me, are opening an umbrella and okay, well nine six
nine six, give us a call, oh wite hundred dials
it in. I just went to the toilet a bloody
but weeze went on a boot. Oh well, that's not
my fault for just because.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Umbrella inside over your penis. How did they get on
your boot?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
My boat's bad, bloody lark haul, I went, did a
superstision come true?

Speaker 10 (42:33):
It's not so much about a superstision coming true?

Speaker 8 (42:36):
Right, But I'm a fitness okay.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
I never used to be that superstitious until I started
working in bitmed. But I could toll in a full
moon coming up these days, just by the clients we have,
all the weird cases we get at work.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Really, and you think that it affects animals, It.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Definitely affects animals and definitely affects more like their own.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Wow, Sometimes I'm acting mad and I'll look up at
the sky and be like, damn moon.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
What about when you're acting crazy and you look up
and it's just a slither. You're like, damn moon, there's
no moon.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
You're like, damn. It's really interesting, Paula, Thank you, Sophie.
When did the superstition come true?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (43:21):
I'm a human nurse and I definitely agree with the
full moon thing. Really, Yeah, it's definitely the same for people.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Okay, and so you'll just be working in healthcare and
you'll be like, why is everyone so crazy or hurting themselves?

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Or and it's a full moon.

Speaker 11 (43:37):
Yeah, it's either that or healthcare workers are really superstitious
about a particular word.

Speaker 8 (43:43):
A word, yes, yeah, because I can't.

Speaker 11 (43:46):
Say it because if there's any healthcare workers listening, they'll
be really mad.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Somebody else has said this is the vets. Don't say
the C word either. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (43:55):
It's like if any staff or patients say it to you,
you know you're going to have a really bug the shaft, right, yeah,
can we get like a visceral reaction?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
All right?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
So should we say the word? But if we say
the word, will you then be busy today?

Speaker 8 (44:12):
Well?

Speaker 11 (44:13):
I just finished work, so I won't be, but you know,
for my colleague.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Work today.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Because it sounds taking us home if we say the
Q word, yeah, okay, get her off the phone, because
everybody wants to know with Q word.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
We'll just say it's the opposite of loud.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, yeah, meaning the opposite of busy as well. So
if you go into an emergency department or not, is
it not which I describing that.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
My dog wants. It's the opposite of loud. Thank you, Sophy.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Are so many messages coming in it appears opening the
umbrella inside may have triggered something.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, the z M podcast network play z MS.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Fleshorn and Haley then play Mark the Date Now, and
I feel like we need an for this segment for
some reason. I was waiting for you to play it,
and I was I know, we haven't made one of them.
That's on the the two do list our fun music
game We Are We. Mum's in charge. She's got a
right pad, her I pod up the front actually with
the old click wheel on it, and she's got music

(45:14):
from all sorts of different years. And I'll play you
three songs from each year. You are Mum, I am Mum. Yep,
and nice of us this time. I know it's not
just the three of us. Mark will be driving again
because I can't drive. I can't drive and.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Play the game, and we'll put the l plates up
and I'll drive you.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You're not allowed to drive because it's Mark's car and
Mark doesn't have you as a listed passenger, and that's
the driver on the insurance for those who have just
joined us. Mark is Mom loser, new boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Stepfather meaning you'll never be my dad? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Can you get him to give me more tens? The
last ones he got were cheap.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
They were cheap, dry, too dry, You'll never.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Brand, you told Mark? All right, here is our first
year for Mark the date. You can also play by
texting nine sex, nine sex. What year you believe the
song from d Light came out? You've gone too old?
How old is that your job to work out this?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Let me come back to ocasually sticking your kids attitude.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Mum's period in a poseal and ready to just at
the roots.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Okay, hot in this car and Mark's got the condition.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Losing old songs. Mum, this is so n millennial. Mom,
Yeah you Loni? Okay, next song from that year pan pipes.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Ninety Yeah, I was thinking ninety three, ninety four years.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Mark Well's dancing and the moves are shakings.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Marks I've got.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
I've told you I've sounds so hot and he's got
stiff nipples. I've seen them without the shirt on. Those
aren't moves, those are muscle. It's not just jiggle light.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
That's gross, Mom, he's gross. I'm going to say ninety
three three guy or ninety three, okay, in.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Nineteen ninety Oh, my mom used to go to the
gym to this. I am your mother.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, and you used to work out until you meet Mark.
I'll say both of you live. It's early nineteen ninety two,
ninety three, ninety I got what year do you think
it is?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Nineteen ninety, No, ninety one, ninety, I'm going ninety three.
I'm going to go ninety three. Yeah, it is nineteen ninety.
They were correct nwety ninety.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
They were correct ninety ninety and Mark had a relevant opinion.
What Mark was a go old years old in nineteen
ninety twenty twelve. Yeah, it's burned by Allie Gordon as
a song Telly cald It. No, I'm think of Kerry Underworld.
I was like, Isale Golden Christian? Who was Mark Christian?

(48:14):
Twenty sixteen, Tell him Jesus isn't twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, okay.
Second song from the same year, working oh fifteen, twenty fifteen.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Twenty fifteen, Field twenty fourteen, fourteen to sixteen, Yeah, yeah ye.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Last song from this year, you look give you this
one of my life.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I don't know what the song is Let's go four,
twenty four Deen, it's alsoeen thirteen.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Someone said you he's just twenty thirteen, twenty.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Fourteen, Georgia hungover, Georgia, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
I'll just hit sh are you doing? You guys gonna
pick me.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Up or not?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
I Haley's friends. I'm literally a teenage girl. You can't
pull it. Get a hitchhiker and she's your all right,
So suns down to me, drive on the light. Oh yeah,
I'm just gonna yell into the window.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
There was before I started here, So that's like I
started in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
That's got to be twenty twelve.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
So many people are saying twenty thirteen, twenty thirteen, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Okay, pick one, twenty thirteen, twenty thirteen, thirteen. What year
did Breakfast at Tiffany's come out?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Ninety by?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Deep Blue something ninety three three nineteenety.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Three, We've Got nothing and come next?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Song like you and Ma from comment you don't even
have shared interests ninety four you're thinking ninety four?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Yeah, I don't know?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Next one, what do you?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
What are youssing? Does it change?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Ninety three?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Ninety four? Last year was fat? Oh no?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Ninety five ninety five. I'm going to go ninety five,
ninety four, ninety five.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Some people in Michigan ninety ninety four, ninety.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Five fire Prodidence.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Sorry, I'm going to bed to take sine.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Someone said that these kids are brats and the discipline
Mark is just trying. They're going to turn out like
the girl from the crash.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I haven't seen that, Georgia.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Sure, no, guys, that's a documentary and that's bloody awful.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
That's horrific. Right was it a was she spoiled?

Speaker 2 (50:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
No, okay, she kills it.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It was it's a beat.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Yeah, Mark, I'm having a having a private conversation.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Mom, last last bits and what this year?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Mark had this fruit burst? I made you? What do
you make?

Speaker 11 (50:54):
You really like?

Speaker 10 (50:54):
Mark?

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Okay, tomorrow it's Exactkay, thank you, And I'm going to
open that.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
I put it in my mouth. Now what did be?

Speaker 8 (51:03):
What?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
What did you try to do to Mark?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
For a start?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
This is orange? The fruit purst was up this this game,
it's a full.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Nineteen ninety six sex sex last year? Last year?

Speaker 3 (51:27):
What year? Play from no.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Like two thousand and set two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, it's after my high school years.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
That's really.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I'm doing. It's late. Two thousand is actually my favorite band.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
This is Mark's favorite band.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Guys said love s Nicle Back two thousand and nine,
and last and eight. I'm going to go two thousand
and eight, last sex. This is going to be what
I'm saying, getting me in the mood for Friday. Jamsorth
hungover Georgia today.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
She's just been playing quiet S two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
This is easy.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh God, I don't know, I'm locking in two thousand
and eight, what is it? Two thousand and five? A
real mirror at.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
This game today terribly marks Mark, Mark's moves. It's just
because Mark's here.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
This trip has been more on the way to drop
you off at your father's. Mark and I are going
away for the long week.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Ind we'll take a long waking. We're taking Friday off
and we're taking Monday.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Is he going to those.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
On someone's farm and they're gonna have bath together outdoor
bath And it doesn't matter if the weather is not good,
because we'll be it'll be sunny in our hearts because
we're happy with each other.

Speaker 8 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
The way we're here get out dead.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Is marked down to experiment with a guy if he
gets sick of these kids and Mum, yes, probably Hamush.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Mark's minded man.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Third marriage him.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
He's a good Can I just say something about Mark
when he gets out of if he's going to stay
the night, when he gets out of the shower, he
needs to put a roe bomb.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I don't need to The tower in the waist isn't enough.
I'm a teenager. That's fair enough, and Mark will respect that.
You're comfortable. I don't need to see his moves down
my whole way of my home.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 6 (53:38):
Plays Haley.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
The day day Day day day dip dude, dude do
it's been a Lord of the Ring, a Lord of
the Ring for here at fact of the day and
today I want to tell you about a Russian take

(54:04):
on Lord of the Rings called The Last Ring Bearer.
It was written and released by a Russian author in
nineteen ninety nine, and it kind of takes on that
whole premise of history is the story told.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
By the victors. Oh yeah, because you could be the
bad guys, but.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
If you win the war, you get to tell how
the war went years fourth, so history is sort of
like told by the victors work in this day and
age worth social media, not everything nor untruth through everywhere. Yeah,
and things that are documented will just be saying that
that's fake news, and then things can be aied and everything.
But in nineteen nine nine, it wasn't the it wasn't

(54:40):
the situation. Krill and Escov wrote this. He's a paleontologist
by day, so he's out there by dinosaurs, but he's
a huge fan of Lord of the Rings, and he thought,
what if this was essentially Victor's propaganda, And I'm going
to write a book that tells you what really happens
from the other guy's point of view.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
And so in this telling, the villains of the Alves
and more do or where.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Of course it all ends as actually as an a
hall escape as described by the people who went there
and won. But it was actually a peaceful, multicultural society
on the verge of its own industrial and scientific revolution.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
She does sound really fun.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
The land of universities, engineers, doctors and free thought and
the orcs are just ordinary people. Ah. You know the
big tower with Soren's eye on the top, that's a center.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Of learning and science.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
But of course they wouldn't want to tell you this
because they're olves.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
They wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
They wanted to come here and here and cut out
any good guy and look like the good guys can
tell you or we were terribly terrible people. So in
this Gandalf is a warmonger, a Russian in nineteen nine.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Right right, right is actually good. So apparently it's really
good and rented in Russian.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
There is an English translation, but not sold anywhere outside
of Russia because the Tolkien estate can't sue for copyright
infringement and Russia there's no Russian courts will hear it right,
can't extradite someone to charge.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Them with copyrighting infringement.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
So if you're going to Russia, could you pick me
up a copy of The Last Ring Bearer in English
because I don't expect Russian because it sounds like a
really really.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Good in English over there?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Audible?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, there is.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
I don't know if you could get it on maybe
the Internet's maybe you be able to find a pirated
copy of an audiobook.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah that could be the one.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
But yeah, it basically goes about how they were just
going about their lives peacefully. You know, they had a
defense full should the worst happen. But then the elves
just came in and ruined everything. Yeah, we ruined it all.
So today's fact of the day is there there's a
Russian version of the Lord of the Rings told from
the bad guy's point well, you know, the bad guys
as we knew them point of view, called the Last

(56:37):
Ring Bearer.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Fact of the day, Day day, day, day.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
D z M Podcast Network play z m's Flesh Worn
and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Four o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
When I woke up and said, Alexis stopped the brown
noise because I slept with brown noise.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
But I could still hear it.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I was like, that's weird, and I went into the
bathroom and that's when I realized that some stage during
the night I must have gone to the toilet a
pp for a pep. Now, I went for a pep
in the toilet and then I washed my hands. But
I must have knocked the tap down to turn it off,
but kind of bounced up and stayed on a little
bit at the hottest temperature. And it's cracked. The sink
already had a crack and it I don't even know

(57:24):
the brand of the sink. Apparently the place has gone under.
I'm not surprise the sink cracked. I looking into it,
the place has already gone under. I'm not surprised there's
sinks crack when they have like standard tap.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Whole water running into it. That's bad. That's not how
sinks work.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
He chose to give me a bit stainless steel sink
I'm fresh fileting bench, just to replace the entire thing
in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Actually, But anyway, so the hive.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Was just on.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I was helping because he's like, yeah, he was like,
maybe I could just still a kind of close.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
And the house is flooding, and I just get on
train deeper so you can get some like eighty ninety
dollars ones.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
That are real nice trade depot.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
And there's even a nicer one for one hundred and
ten that's affordable. And so there was water everywhere, like
it was rain falling off the side of what E
called vanity. We actually call it water falling. What do
I say, carain falling on the side of the vanity.

(58:32):
I opened up the drawers. The drawers were full of
water and campons and there puffed up. All of my
raisors were sitting in there. And you know when they
get with, they get gooey. Yeah, so they might be
a ride off.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I don't know. Cubes are going to be growing out,
No one's business.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
I think I grow the pubes out. Yeah, stay tuned
to the show.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Quick.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
A little pole came out. So in pubes back arm
water in there and it hit the carpet. They only
if you're new to the show. Varne's got a carpeted
bathroom to the door.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Don't ask why.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
And so there was the only place the water hadn't
gone was into the shower because the bath mat was there,
and it was like noa will pass pass on the
bath mat, And so the water was going back into
the bathroom and out into the carpet and all through
the drawers right all because you're basing cracked and okay,

(59:29):
but yeah, because if it hadn't cracked, the water would
have gone down the train.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Or so your power bell was going to suck because
how many hours was that hot water running?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah, I reckon, she's just ready a full tak.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
A cylinder squeeed you. I'm on the cylinder. So that's
where you had a cold shower because you know, yeah,
because I I squeedged it.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Everything that was in the drawers has just been thrown
into the shower to be dealt with later today.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
And you were dealing with us at like four thirty.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
And then I went I had a cold shower and
the girl's bathroom and then just came to work. And
it's all because flit chapping an umbrella and but it's
not a flooded And it reminded me of when we
were kids would turn on a bath and it was
that old. Our house was old, so we didn't have
one of those baths that I got to a certain
level and there was a little thing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
That, yeah, go over into the floor.

Speaker 8 (01:00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
And the reason is we'd know is the bathroom backed
onto the laundry, which backed onto the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
You'd be in the kitchen and you looked down and
see water coming under the laundry wall and you'd be like,
oh my god, it's running a bar and right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
And thereby water everywhere and you can get a hiding
and then you'd have to put your fresh, fresh hiding
with belt wax into the hot water room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
It really hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
So I want to know because I also thought about
your place. Happen at your place you live in the
fourth floor of an apartment building.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
No, but there are drains. This is why there are drains.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
My imagination when I was trying to make myself feel better,
you didn't have drains. You just flooded the whole building. Man,
meth manner, doesn't it all apartments have like the drains?
The overflow makes sense? Yeah, good work resource management. We
should have would go through the floors.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
No, they knew they're tightly sealed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Yeah, I want to know what flooded when it flooded,
because you were saying, and we've all I lived in
a flat where the washing machine drains into the laundry
tub and someone leaves something in the I did that twice.
I did that twice at a flat. You've got t
towel in there, or someone would. You'd put the washing
machine on with the basin empty, and then someone would
just chuck a towel in there because you were using

(01:01:29):
the washing machine, and then the back to the bathroom
would flood. And you know what, I'm really looking forward
to get getting home today and seeing how swell and
the skirting boards are, because I tell you I don't
have enough on my plate. Really, what else is skirting
board in your life everything. Okay, take me less time
to tell you what hasn't happened. I wait, a hundred
dars at him as our number. We'd love you to

(01:01:50):
reach out. This morning, she hadn't called us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
She's there is a little little flooding.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Nine six nine SIGs. Obviously we're not taking stories about
the big floods, like the cant weather events we've been
experiencing every year for the last ten in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Why do make me feel like an asshole?

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I'm not punning about my friend whose square meters of
soggy cart. Yeah, people have had to tear out the whole.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
My friend's mum's house washed away. Yeah, So how do
you feel now? Still a little bit of grieved?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Well, it takes through nine six nine sex Oh, eight
hundred dollars at him?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
What flooded?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Dana?

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
The dog was to blame?

Speaker 12 (01:02:24):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yes, how did the dog flood the laundry?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Our dog is quite notorious. She's a German shorthaired pointer
and does not like left being left behind, right she
We have had to come up with lots of creative
ways to keep her contained, and the latest one was
my husband put her in the laundry, and he did

(01:02:52):
fly up the whole all the the the shelving around
the bottom to sort of keep that protected. And he
even put cui on the glass door so she couldn't
see how to keep her calm, but it didn't work,
and she had somehow turned the hot tap on.

Speaker 11 (01:03:13):
And knocked the taps so it was not going over
the sink but.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Hitting the bench. You just came home to laundry.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Oh wow, it came home?

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Okay, yeah, it was.

Speaker 13 (01:03:27):
Coming out the garage door.

Speaker 12 (01:03:30):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:03:32):
And then my husband was the one that got to it,
and he said when he got around there and opened
up the door, he said that it was like a
saunat and there was condensation raining from the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
You won't guess what did we cover you?

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Endless hot water?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Nod. That's so good, I mean not obviously not at
the time, and for you. Then Anonymous, what was flooded? Hello?

Speaker 5 (01:04:01):
Hello?

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Oh hi, first time call a long time listener.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
I love that. Love that s anonymous?

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
Love that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
So what I wish we knew Anonymous? His name well Jemimah, Yeah, yeah, Jemima?
What got flooded?

Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
So I was transporting a twenty liter bucket of milk
to feed carves on the back of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
An old.

Speaker 8 (01:04:25):
Baitara. I had beautiful car, happened to go around a
corner touch too fast and the bucket subsequently fell over
in the back And the first I knew was the
milk washing up round my feet and the foot wells
as I was driving.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
What did a car with milk that would have been
right off?

Speaker 12 (01:04:47):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
I was like, Jesus, how am I getting rid of this?
So we went back to the car the she is
the dairy shed, and I pretty much wooter blasted right
from the back of the car through not about Uh yeah,
I never got rid of the smell and the getting
rid of it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Lemonade around the corner and chocolates made.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Jemima thank you some messages.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
We've saved her and her phone as not to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
My dad was defrosting a leg of lamb in the
laundry tub and the washing machine drained into the tub
of lamb. He was furious because there was a double whammy.
The laundry flooded and the lamb was covered in dirty,
soapy water. I actually still think he cooked that lamb bad,
just didn't tell us.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Give it a rinse. Yeah, it's been brining and soapyce us. Yeah,
I'm a Wrens.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Bathroom flooded when the powers off. The power came on
and the tap was on. Insurance sort of it. But
we did the renods ourselves.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's so nice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
So they were like, oh, the powers off, flick on
the tap, sea that pump's not working, and then leave
it on.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
Power comes on, bathroom gets flooded.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
I was replacing the fence, broke the water maine into
the house, flooded the entire frontyard and the street shut down,
the whole street.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
It's water for three and a half hours or they Gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
The z N podcast network plays z MS fletch.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
One and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Have you guys ever lined up for like a pop
up sale?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Do you know who loves to do this? Women? I
love it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Man, like any kind of pop up sounds? May we
drive past one, the Moucie one. Maybe they're crazy, they
just snake around. I feel like there was one in
Auckland and we last week and I drive past it
and I was like, what are all these people doing?
Are they having a saler?

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
One of these normed pop up sales is always stolen.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Girlfriend's club. That's a key we brand. They do T
shirts just to do a lot of fashion. But the jewelry,
so where all of my jewelry is from. And they're
having one and they have the audacity to start at
nine am.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Now, I worked till ten am.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Now, so I've been told so friend of the show,
dear friend of mine, Sharhi, if you've ever seen me
look good on TV, it's because Shari made me look
that way.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
She's there, and Shari, my love, do you take full
credit for being a Minger inger?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
Shari Unminger's may Yeah, Shari, I believe you're getting close
to the door.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
She's in the line.

Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
Yes, Hi, guys, Yeah, I'm a bit nervous.

Speaker 12 (01:07:12):
The rain is looking like it's wanting to set in,
but we're slowly getting the Shari.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
You're lining up for Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
What are you getting out of this as her personal
chapple or are you getting something for yourself?

Speaker 12 (01:07:24):
Well, look, it depends I Howley sends her credit card
details through yet to do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So look I'm waiting for the jewelry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Yeah, it's how many people are lined up there. This
is ridiculous.

Speaker 13 (01:07:39):
Yes, there must be.

Speaker 12 (01:07:41):
I reckon, we're about twenty people deep. I came about
ten minutes early. My line friend she also came early,
and she's like, you know, we can't really quite believe
public the liners.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
That's my line friend.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
This is it's going to say, you're lot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
What is a line friend? You just meet them in
the line and you become friends, and then you go,
what are you here for?

Speaker 12 (01:08:00):
We come bees because yeah, we're just.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
In the line.

Speaker 12 (01:08:04):
Movements were like, do we stay for the jewelry because
you can just go in for the clothing. You just
want to look at clothing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
We're here for the jewelry.

Speaker 12 (01:08:12):
So the person in front of us is left left, they.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Got tired of waiting. They stand.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
I want to know if because sometimes there's these coveted sails,
the behavior can get a bit ruckius in there. You know,
women tearing the things off the racks and kind of
a bit of shoulder barging.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Is there any attitude yet? Do you think it's too
early in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
It is the day.

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
There are lots of people wearing black and like stuttered stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
So like cool cloth girls, cools, cool girls. I could
take a couple of other Yeah, yeah, you could take
his shoulder. But there's aggression building in the line too.
By the sounds of things. Yeah, I can we can
hear a bit of how close are you to the
door now? Show?

Speaker 12 (01:08:55):
So look, I'm eight away from the door.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
All the good stuff's going on a ready into the jewelry.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
That's why the person in front of you left because
all the good stuff's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Like, I am grateful that you're in the line for me, shar,
but it's nine past night. I think you should have
been there at eight just you know it's true. But
do you know how early the earliest person was there though?

Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
Yeah, they must have been.

Speaker 11 (01:09:20):
I reckon, we got here at eight, seven thirty.

Speaker 12 (01:09:22):
I must see my line for.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Seven? Name is this? Will you ask your line for
a new name? And we're looking for the same things
as line fore'.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
Well, you tell money to back off the onyx and
silver stuff because that's sort of a bit.

Speaker 12 (01:09:38):
Of may that's your stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
I know, clothes.

Speaker 8 (01:09:43):
We need to get this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
We need the shonky gold clothes. We need the shirts. Okay, Well,
we'll leave you to coordinate.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Your shar I'll send you a fighter of the credit
card you have a free reign and then I will
I'll send you a sort of a small budget in
which to kind of stick around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Yeah, I just want to everything kind of ridiculous, just
sort of like a smashing grab line up for this.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
That's madness. Well, good luck, Shari. I hope you get some.

Speaker 6 (01:10:11):
Girls need work plays. It ends flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I would like to know when you were on a
date and then it just took a turn, either for
the weird or the wonderful or the bad. Now a
guy was on a date with a girl and she
got a call from the VET to say, sir, your
fearite is very unwelly.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
I'm out already. I'm out already.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
I've either had a day with someone and they're like,
oh my god, my fairite's not well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I'd be like, i'll see it later. Maybe how hot
is this person? The guy's pretty hot, I haven't seen
the girl. Okay. So he she gets a call from
the vet. She's got a ferret. Excuse me, ma'am, your
ferret is rather poorly. He's like, well, let's go to
the vet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Will go suss The situation drives his Tinder date to
the vet on their first date, their first Tinder date.
It was then declared unsavable and then in there they euthanize.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
The ferret for the well being of the ferret.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Okay, this guy is like, this date is not ending
how I thought it would comforting this tender date, her
fearreits been euthanized.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
And I'm imagining she's crying.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
She's to the fear at So it's a gesture of kindness.
This guy then says, I'll pay for the cremation.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Oh geez, did he know? Has he had previous experience?
Even small? I think Lolu was like six. I don't
want to talk about my dog that died.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Three years.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
It was six hundred bucks. But that's a huge dog,
medium dog. She's too ferrets. If you're going to measure
your dog by ferret, it's not too fer its.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
She's like four t ferrets. Yeah, how do you think
it is to them?

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
They're not like a rugby.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
You thought there's a little spoodle thing. They're little. You
think like a little ferrets.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yourn up on how big you think of fear it
is No, you're thinking of a weasel on the stoats
of the small version of the farets. Of the big lungs, Rugby,
the smaller of the three dogs, Ralph would be like
and average ferreit weighs zero point seven cages to two.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah, okay, because it was a no shortage of food
for the farret.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
And how what's the average weight of a well?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Was nothing?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
Just some skinny, leaky, k leaking, leaky and dusty kissing yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I don't know how big fairts are anyway, guys, it
doesn't matter how much it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Costs, because he goes, should I google cromation costs of
a frreit?

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
Yeah, so he goes, you know, this is terrible. You know,
I'm going to take care of this. And he taps
to pay for the cremation, and his.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Character what what a date?

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
What a date?

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
What a day?

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
Any follow up to that? Like do they continue seeing
each other?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Did he just leave?

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
And he's like, I'm out, this is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:13:23):
I don't know that they had another day. I feel
like that's just it's just like not a great start
to relation.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Now, when we cremate your firit, how would you like
the ashes? Do you just so, oh my god, that
could be chunky. No, So what I mean is an
individual cremation, so it's only your firit that goes in
the oven, or we do a group bake other people's
firits and you just get no. It could be a
it could be a dog, could be laborat or could
be cat, could be I don't want to be spreading

(01:13:50):
my firits, and there could be there's an ash contamination.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
It's at these things. Sorry, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
Yeah, and you just get a portion of the ashes
based on the size of your ferret.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I mean they could do that anyway. You'd never know,
would you You'd never know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:08):
I actually just chucked the pet in the bin and
give you some ashes out of the fire, take a
hole in the garden, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Well, this is what I want to know, is when
did a date just take a turn?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Maybe it got weird, Maybe you ended up in hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Somebody said we used to have ferrets.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Describing them as a rugby sock filled with paper is
the perfect way to describe the of the ferret.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
But imagine it's got legs.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Yeah, Molly joins us. Molly, when did the date take
a turn?

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
Ollo? It's not actually that weird.

Speaker 14 (01:14:37):
I don't think like we were out for a walk
at nighttime and he went to pee behind a tree
within the first ten.

Speaker 11 (01:14:43):
Minutes, Like, oh, is that bad?

Speaker 8 (01:14:46):
Like it's not weird, Like you just said, Oh.

Speaker 12 (01:14:48):
I'm busting light. And so he went to see behind
a tree.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Was it your first date?

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Yes, that's weird, Molly. It's Uncle Vaughan here. I would
advise first date, don't go for a walk on in
the dark a stranger.

Speaker 8 (01:15:02):
That's probably a ride flag.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Yeah, just wait for a toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
If we did that and we're like, I'm busting up
and I just popped a squad down in the middle
of the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Street, I commend you. I mean, it's what It's one
of nature's finest gifts. It's feminism, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Molly?

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Did this?

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Did this guy get a second date?

Speaker 12 (01:15:21):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (01:15:22):
You want to know what's funny? I actually I've been
married to him for thirteen years. For a few years,
we've been together thirteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
It obviously didn't matter.

Speaker 14 (01:15:33):
Yeah, I think I just decided to look past it.
You know, everyone has their weird moments. Sometimes people have
small bladders, sometimes people have big bladders.

Speaker 8 (01:15:40):
You tracked in friction.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I don't know, ye, not on a first date, you know, Yeah, Molly, amazing,
Thank you, happy inding too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
We love that the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Messages and some of the messages. And I went on
a first date to a flash cafe in Wellington. A
woman turned up with a packed lunch and said, I
don't waste money going out, so she lunch to a cafe.
I mean, it's like, obviously, people, it's a constant loving crisis.
Everyone's struggling. But just say say, let's go for penck picnic.
Yeah the bea Yeah, meet that at Frank Kurtz Frank

(01:16:12):
Kitts if it's a nice day, Frank Kurtz.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
They've gotten rid of that slider because too many kids
were caning themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Franket slide.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Somebody said if a girl popped a squad on the
first dad, I'd drop a knee and proposed right then
and there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Okay, hell of a woman my first dad.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
I arrived and he had stains all down his front
and I was like, oh no, what's happened. He's like
driving here drinking a hot chocolate and someone banged into
me and I've spilled down myself.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
But I really wanted to go on the date married.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
I was going to say cute, it's cute and it's endearing. Yeah,
I asked my date to meet me at the gym,
and when she didn't show, I knew that's when we
weren't going to work out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
You, I reckon. She tells the same story, slightly different.
You wanted me to go to the gym on the
first date? Is he mental?

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Is met? And then yeah, more happened. Where use have
we got here? Somebody said, do you want to come
for a date. Here's the address.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I turned up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
It was a caravan and it's like, oh, probably not.
Now I've lived in a caravan, so I do take
slight effects. But at the same time, if you caravan
years correct.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Did you losegay in the caravan?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
The eighteenth of the eighteenth of November, the year two thousand,
Georgia to the song the Goo Goo Dolls Iris? And
that's you know that when it was there was that
trend of like, dad, what were you like in the
in the nineties and it was to Goo Goo Dolls Iris?

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Yeah, like triggering. Yeah, you went on a first date
with a hunky looking guy off of tender.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
All was going well, chat was flowing, and then when
we met up, he started talking sounded like it just
inhaled a helium balloon.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
Oh you look at David Packing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
You like my schools?

Speaker 11 (01:17:57):
Do you m just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Shout to shut up?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Shut up?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Let me look at your shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
The first few dates we went on, he brought individual
members of his family because he was so nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Oh he what is that that said?

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Now people think that you missed the workout day?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
The joke? Did you not get there?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
We weren't going to work out? Yeah, him and I'll
head it hard. It was delivery, delivery, delivering on one liner.
I thought I was just reading a text, my date
to meet me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
In the What are you doing with the shoulders down?

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
A joke?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Shoulders Oh my god, Nixy's Comedy Festival.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
To meet me at the gym. And when she didn't
show up, that's when I knew.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
We weren't going to work out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
See that's better because I knew I was delivering a joke.
I thought I was just reading somebody's story.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
It wasn't better.

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
Both Lulu plays It ends flesh for Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
Do you know we should do it for quicker? Little Pole?
A little pole, A little pole, quickly, little Pole. I
think people love that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Now A question we have asked on social media FeH
Citium on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Are pubes back, be man, because we all rip them
out in the early.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Pubes got rid of the pubes, shaved the pubs well
with the latest the pubes breaking pole result newsily worn pubes,
Yes or no.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Quocking little pole. Are pubes back?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Not for me? At fifty six percent the majority? But
but but if we had to get a thirty two
percent of they never left, which is our second most popular,
and yeah I have, I've brought them back recently at twelve,
it makes a little bit closer because that makes forty
four percent okay, but still the majority, just fifty six percent.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Pubes are not back for me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
I think pups are back. I think pups are back
a bit. I lasered mine all off, but they prevailed.
They were like, well coming back after years.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
They were like, we're good again. I was like, thank you. Yeah,
you're trimmed, trimmed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Keep it tidy, you tidy flitch. Gotta be careful when
you're trimmed, though, you don't want to like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
You when your snipper lape, Yeah, sack a flap. Just
be careful out there. It's you know, I don't want
to snik the shaft. Gotta have patience, should take last job.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
If you're heating out to a date and you're like, crap,
I didn't trim the people, take the time to message
I'm going to be a bit late trimming my pupil.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
I'm turning up here, or do it a couple of Donald's.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Anytime I've ever said there to a dope what I
have before that she's a bit un kid.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
The zero shouts given the bushes, the bushes back, the
bushes back, and they're like just happy to be amongst
the the goolies. I think guys would just be happy happy. Yeah,
I don't think they care feedback on this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
It is someone who has teased having a sheep out
of the yard as a teen. I will never farm
pubes again. They're gone forever now, am I about the yard?
I believe it was when the when the pubes would
make their way around the side of the underpants they
want to do somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
It's like a billboard for the good times.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Yeah, lavertising campaign under there, Katie said. I'd like to
say that I read this and responded as soon as
I woke up, and I thought it said our pubs back,
and I was like, yeah, pubs never left, baby, Sorry
for're messing up your stats. Couples down there misreaded as
pubs just out of laser four weeks ago, so better
not be I'd say, ty nah, I reckon, if you

(01:21:41):
can laser it all, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Just walked into the studio.

Speaker 7 (01:21:47):
Don't you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Sell pubes back in fashion.

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Comment?

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
I assumed he said, no, wait, Bread, what if pubes
had some kind of our GDP okay activity?

Speaker 8 (01:22:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
What have people taking time out of their day storming
into the storming into the studios time, Brad would never
be to be to make this economically.

Speaker 15 (01:22:19):
Responsible, to say how many pubes you expect the country
has to have an effect on GDP like this, this
is the time spent because we were just saying, you
can't rush these things, Bread, get rid of the pups.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
You got to take your time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
So it's like when they say, you know, all the
time we spend in traffic, it's such a waste of
our productivity, like millions of dollars. Well.

Speaker 15 (01:22:37):
See, the thing is, though, is if you get rid
of pubes, you generally you generally not always, but you
need to get someone to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
For you, right, and you pay them to do it.
So you're saying, if we're getting rid of our pubes,
pay someone to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Yeah, the laser.

Speaker 15 (01:22:50):
If you're not like, I'd rather get a professional to
look after it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
If I'm buying like shavers and blades, I'm buying though.

Speaker 15 (01:22:58):
However, however, are we producing these shavers and blades in
New Zealand?

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
New Zealand right from China? Okay? Right, So you say,
if you're shaving your own.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Pubes, you're not adding to the economy New Zealand made
brand yea or pay a professional to remove them for you.

Speaker 15 (01:23:17):
To be clear, only if you think that when you're
doing something with your nether regions that you're doing it
for an economic purpose, which I'm all there for, but
maybe not everyone else.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Every time I'm doing anything with money.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Other regions, I think how all this affect the economy?
Do not do that? No, I'm saying, I do good.
It's a time and remainder before the weekend that we
might not be working because it's the weekend. Yeah, but
the economy stops.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
The economy stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I love that, Thank you, bad news, Brad. I love
this COUMM pub brands New Zealan. How does this relate
to the economy? Because I better could do it, better
could do it. Another podcast, in.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
The Bag a plastic bag. Are they back?

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
No? No, still band? Okay they never left?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Where you come in with the linecorn boy man. If
you enjoyed that, okay?

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Oh and if you enjoyed it, give us a writing
and a review and be sure to tell all of
your friends.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
God, I need some sleep. Play zid ms Fletchborn and
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