Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim Podcast Network. This is for the Fleshman
and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
To you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Good morning, Fleet, Thorne and Hailey. It's two
minutes past six. Happy Monday, heavy Monday. Good to see
Brinds made it into work today.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, make it in after a big night on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Boy, yeah, yeast Bullivan.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
That's all I've got. That's the end of the show.
Thanks everybody for coming. We've just absolutely run out of steam.
But we tried. That's the main thing we turned out.
We're going to try again next Monday. Good good week
to you, Good luck to you, sir. Now I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm ready for the week. I'm tired today, but I'm
i'm late. Today's for organizing.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
You've had a big weekend of shows around the country.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Oh my god, thank you everyone who came to Hastings
and Palmi. Great shows for I do say so myself,
even better audiences. Just amazing. You drove between I drove
between Mate here and Army.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Did you find any op shops? Did you go to threcting?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Mate? Maybe I'll do a little hall tomorrow because I
found where you got absolute treats.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
You had White go that way?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, we did, White and north Woods Danny Urke.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Those small towns, they don't know the gyms they've got store.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
There was one store where I was just like, if
you had have bought that in Auckland, I'd be paying
up the wars When I left and I had this
bag of ceramics and cause she was like twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I was like, yeah, okay, you know she thought she
was pushing her luck. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You don't want to tell them though, do you that
they should be charging more?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
But I did have to. I will say I absolutely
took the purse on the air New Zealand flight home
with my carry on seven kjs anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Than ceramic plates and all sorts.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
But they eveyone who came. It was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
The top six is coming up. Yeah, you Its politician
said that gay's a welcome to be part of the
political ecosystem. But they just got it. They just can't
look gay and that's how they get the votes. Yeah right, Taiwan,
the gay expression, Stop being so gay and you'll get
my mother the top six ways that look less gay. Okay, right, I.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Look for to this next on the show A Place
that we love Dear to our hearts, Balley, they're cracking
down on something that we saw a lot of.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Does that end podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
If you've ever been to Bali, Indonesia, or what kind
of anywhere like that, thaighlands the same, I imagine you
will see so many poor, sad, lonely Instagram boyfriends who
are just over it and they just want to relax
and maybe surf and need a cheap meal yep. And
instead they spend the day chasing around their influencer girlfriends

(02:55):
trying to get the right photo while they're sort of
like Foux crashing in the waves or doing a.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Young We're doing that swing.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Any of the there that get the good photos. Well,
we might be seeing less of this because Balley is
cracking down on the influencer because they're saying that you
know you've got you can get like a nomad's visa
and Bali and work from Bali, like on your computers
and whatnot when you're eating your butter bowl.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Follow them. It's full of them, full.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Of influencers who are not getting that visa, and they're
there shooting content that they'll then post on their socials
that make money. So Indonesia Immigration Patrol Task Force said
just recently that they're like, we're gonna cut that out.
If you're making money out of being here our beautiful country,

(03:43):
you've got to pay the visa. Oh, because any activity
creating economic value requires the work visa. And these influencers
go there to their trips and they make the content,
but they don't pay the work visa because they're like,
I'm Justidad.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
What a tough job. Somebody's got to go through all
these hot and fluence's beds, what cross reference their name
to see if they have the right.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
There are definitely hot influencers who go to balley and
make all this content, but some of them are so painful.
Oh Sacred Temple and then she's doing some late yoga
pos and I can see, I can see we ate
for lunch yesterday.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So since they put this in place, which only started
like six weeks ago, sixty two influencers from around the
world have been detained, find deported or both. Was multi
year entry bands like.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
They're going now, oh wow, so they're not mucking around. Yeah, yeah, yes,
it's not just the news headline yes three empty three.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
No no, no, no, no. Sixty two people in the last
six weeks have been deported.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Indonesia doesn't tend to mark about no. And then I mean,
even if you were detained as an influence, it wouldn't
you be in the Chappelle Corby prison. Really, you know,
when you're doing a tour, they'll always be like, that's
the prison. It looks like a bloody chicken farm, I
know from the outside.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
And then you're just this little sweet Australian influencer like,
oh my god, how do I get here? So anything
like brand collab, sponsored posts, photography, assignments in free accommodation
exchange for content that's all been cracked down on, and
the public and the Bali are like, yeah, like Barley
on tourism and people visiting, and they're like, this is
what we need to make our money.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well in mind if you're heading over.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
They were saying, there are some gray areas because you
could technically say that in the past we've made money
from social media, and that if we were to post
some sort of some you know, sunset picture of Barley,
that's an in theory, you know, increasing our following because
our content. Yeah, that's a gray area because you're like, well,

(05:48):
I'm not making any money out of that post, but
in general, just a nice sunset. You're a money making
social media person or have been, you know, So.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
They're like there are gray areas well, there aren't good
news as well as reading a couple of days ago.
They're Australians and New Zealanders and a couple of other countries.
They're going to make it looking at making it visa
free again. If you are a fan of Ballei or
wanting to go, do you think he's a free to
visit but harder to make money while you're there, basically.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Because there's two of it. You've got to get a
visa just to be there, and then there's the other
work visa which costs more.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So people just used to just be able to land
and you were all good if you're from New Zealand.
But they're looking at making that again.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's hard because the Internet gives us so much information
and sometimes it's conflicting. I feel like the best way
would be if we popped over, you know, just to
see how it's going and like whether or not this
visa sitution you don want to get like some on
the ground journalism going for our listeners matter.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I'm happy to make that sacrifice, are you. Yeah, he's
sad again. I'm so sad because this is why we
surprised Vaughan with a trip to Ballei last year because
he was sad.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
He was, well, I think we need to fix that.
He's still sad.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Still fix it, Vaughan can pay this, Simon, I'll go
because I'm sad. Yeah, wait, why are you?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Guys said, just gosh, there's so much going wrong in
the world.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
True, I'll give you that.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
PETREL's crazy.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
You don't even have a car.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't have a car, but I'm sad about it.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yes, it, We're really sad.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Plays that ends from the Fletchvorn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Hello today's subsex dealing with the fact that American politics
are more okay with you being gay now if they're
voting for you, but they just don't want you looking
to gay because it according to a recent study, Yes,
they did a sample size, a national sample and they
said this is your candidate and they're gay, right, and
that dropped support from roughly sixty nine. Nice, nice to six,

(07:44):
but then non gender conforming produced also a big drop,
a bigger drop, right, Yeah, so it's okay to be gay,
just don't act it.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
So if you're lesbian, like, fim it up. And if
you're a homosexual, man.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Bloke it up a little bit. I like Pete Mudag.
He's been in the army too, so that's pretty mask.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Pete scares man, was he mirror of Chicago?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Is just small town? Small town and then he was
the senator or too many levels of politics of it there.
There's a lot of a's a lot going on. So
they basically said, yeah, you can be gay, just.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Don't look too gay, keep it straight, keep it so.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I have got the I'm here to help if you're
looking again into politics. Are you a political what do
you call them?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Advisor?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Advisor? Political advisor? Yeah, just for homosexuals. Excludes top six
ways to look less gay as a politician. Those votes, yeah,
number six on the list are eyebrows. Oh no, stop
having them so well done, scruffia bushed them out of
look leave them mid yeah, leave a minor bro. Stop
having them so groomed brown a man well groomed, so

(08:56):
beautifully groomed shaped. Yeah, I'm a five the top six
ways to look less gaz of politicians. Stop having such
colored cheeck butnes Oh yeah, yeah, you get around those
are fatten up those cheeks, get them baby cheeks back.
Let's let's stop with those those are there? Yeah, stop
walking out so much.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Stop Actually that'll be good.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Stop. Number four on the last of the top six
ways to look less gazz of politician. They're here, it's.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
So nice as much nice here? Wrap that up?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
R a boring cart? How do you get that volume?
How getting that that left?

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's a blow dryer?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Oh whoa time for a blow dry Number three on
the list of the top six ways to look less
gas of politician.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
It's the rests, Oh yeah, stuffing them up.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's clenched the first. I actually know lots of heterosexuals
that have a wrist thing. Yeah, yeah, so I don't
think yeah no, apparently really yeah so you.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Think that they if they kept their wrists their hands
the same angle as the arm.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, and you can clench the first two, little coach,
Just put a ruler down your under your shoes and
that will stop the rest going down. Yeah yeah, okay,
because during while you're going out to meet you know,
the public, to get their votes. Yeah, just those rules.
Number two on the list of the top six ways
to look a little less gas.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Of politician airing. You've got the wrong air.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
What's in the gay? You've got the game website side
is not gay.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
But if you pierce your own right ear, that's astraighta no,
looking at you be the left, which is your.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Right, my left, you're right, stage right, stage right.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
You think, maybe just cut the earring together.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Maybe we'll go to you, not nose. I don't reckon.
That's probably not going to help. And number one on
the list of the top six ways to look less
gay as a politician. You take your genitals and you
put them right next to the opposite gender's genitals and
then take a photo and put it online, leak a video,
or have a scandal. Yeah, because that's what I don't

(10:59):
want my politicians gay. I do want them embroiled in
a classic heterosexual sex scandal. That doesn't matter, No, that
doesn't matter at all. God forbid they be gay.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
So if you if you were a gay man and
you had a female friend, which is likely you, you
maybe consentually she'll offer her ging tools to say, near yours,
snapper perk accident. I want the giggle to know I
do that for them. I'm available behind.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay. I don't know if our gay friends would want that,
but no, no, don't have to.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Look at it.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay, we're just there.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
We'll get a picture.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Just shut their eyes in horror. Yeah, I just have
it down there you taber photo, easy peasy, that saday stop.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Sex playze it in s flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's Paris Hilton stars are blind. It turned twenty over
the weekends and she posted a throwback video some memories
and behind the scenes and like her body looks insane.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
This whole thing was amazing, she said, looking back at
these photos from the music video are still it's my heart.
Was so much gratitude. What started as a song became
an iconic soundtrack to so many beautiful memories, moments, friendships,
road trips, dance, fldsh thank you to everyone, hashtags starts
a blind twenty Oh I love it. Look at her
on the set of the day She's So Young.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Picked at number twelve in New zeal but went to
number one in Hungary, Scotland, Slovakia, Venezuela got to number
two three in Austria and Sweden. That's so, that's a
great song and still all these years later, people are
enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's so good. I love that it's had a little renaissance.
I think Paris Hilton is incredible.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like on Techtonka pumps up all the time. Yeah, she
And she's just like blind away by one of the
you know when you google something and it gives you
some suggestions. Did she actually sing this, I.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Mean with some with some audio assistance. Was she singing
it some assistance?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I love her. I think she's like Conic takes you.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
She appreciates thirteen year old me appreciates this. Yeah, that
means your thirty three now, just andy, things hurt a
little bit more, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I thought yesterday I think I need to get a
higher couch.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
On.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
So what you commented, This couch is quite low. Yeah,
I got a real sign. Yeah, all these low couches
are hard to get out of.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Play z MS Flesh Porn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Hailey Silly Little.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little sailing,
silly silly little part today is our tattoos so cool?

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Our lovely friend Jack Tarmi on news Talks was talking.
He wrote a bit of an essay about tatoos and
how they're done, the trend of tatos of Donald, the
Instagram influences of we're over it now. Unlike skinny jeans,
you can't just sort of put them in a cupboard.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Now you've got them, you are to cupboard.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
And he was like, the people that have always loved
tatoos will always love tatoos, but the people that kind
of jumped on are now.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Going to be like contemporary guys. According to a recent survey,
nearly one in five New Zealanders have been tattooed and
Australia just over fifty percent of Australians get their first
tattoo eighteen to twenty five. Well, so there's more tattooed
Australians than their own New Zealanders. Yeah, yeah, really. Thirty
two percent of Americans have a tattoo. That was from

(14:33):
a study a couple of years ago. Yeah, well we are,
so tattoo is still called. Seventy percent of people said yes,
thirty percent of people said they're not for me. Okay,
so some fairback on it. Tiana said, definitely, just not mine.
Minus shit someone lays them. So actually, to break down
that New Zealand and Australia are nineteen percent of adults

(14:53):
have a tattoo, but those that are under thirty it's
thirty six percent.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yes, yeah, with women it's higher now and they think
that that's like an real Instagram influence.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yes, but the girl is to get in the tests.
She's crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
No take backs?

Speaker 4 (15:07):
But why not?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
And I said, they tell stories just like they're not
for everybody but everybody's but everybody always stares at the tats.
Adam said, I have three and I hate two of them.
See that's the thing. I just I just don't know
if i'd commit to it.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a couple of shitters. One of
my rib cage that's like blown out, a done terribly.
You can just get tells the story then that's a
funny story. Sean says, better be pretty sure I can't
take any of these off. Sarah, I'm some more and
people are always shocked. I don't have tattoos. I want

(15:43):
a traditional one, but now every Tom, Dick and Harry
has one, so it's taken the prestige out of them,
and I don't want one anymore. It's fair call, uh,
Sarah says, I hope so I got one. Yesterday's got
a fresh eat. She's got a real fresh eet. They're
cool on other people, but they're not cool on me. Bruce,

(16:04):
I don't have any, but tattoos are still definitely hot.
Yeah hot, Bruce Steppe pain to get mine removed, and
the pain is ten times worse than when I got them.
Oh no, okay, Taylor said, as a young female tattooed
from neck to ankle, ben cool was never a thing.
You do it for yourself, and honestly, the weird shit
that comes along with it, sometimes I wish I'd never

(16:25):
done it.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh you mean, do you mean the judgment you get
from people? Maybe maybe some people are still old school
about it. Yeah, for sure, Jillian says. Of course, they've
been around since the Neolithic eraror they aren't going anywhere.
I got my last one on Wednesday last week, and
I'm a young sixty two.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Oh so, I just tried to convince Patsy and Craig
to get one because we've got a couple of family ones,
me and my brother and You're like, come on.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Give them, they just don't nah. Nah. So we asked
for the little polar tattoo. Is still cooled? Seventy percent?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
You said yes, plays flesh.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Worn pop girly moments. We're going to bring and producer
Shannon and Carwen a pop girly correspondence.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
I wanted to call this segment pop goes the Girlies
and No One it's.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Good, but I did like it. It sounded that, but
it sounds like a compilation CD.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah it was the Girlies.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah music.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's Taylors Walls news song for Toy Story twenty or
whatever it is. Now I think it's cute.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:31):
Everyone thinks maybe it's going to be about Gesse and
like the movie is going to focus but on Gesse,
and like maybe it's now I don't know.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Is the cowgirl the cow Girl?

Speaker 3 (17:42):
How old Andy? And he's gone, He's gone?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
She did, AND's I stopped watching after one. I'm still
watching after three. Okay, he grew up at the end
of three. You know how he gave us toys to
Bonnie the baby the girl, so yeah, she and the
last one was more growing up and then this one
she's like tempted by iPads and stuff, so she's got
yet get getting on a bit.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
I think it's really cute. I think that's cute news.
I think so okay. So that's the first bit of
pop news is that Taylor Swift released new song for
Twister and it was really cute. The next but Ariana Grande,
she's back, baby, she's on stage.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Yeah, she hasn't performed, she hasn't told it in about
seven years. She's just started her world tour quote unquote,
but it's just America.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
In one show in England, basically, here's a.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Little taste from over the weekend. This was that Oakland arena.
Where's that sand friend sand Fran sand Fred.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, so world tour, but not New Zealand, Australia, anywhere
other than the US.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
In one UK, yeah, basically we say, surely she's kind
of brought back a few of the old eras she
performed thank You.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Next, she gave a little nod to the fact that
she got married.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
So instead of saying I almost got married, she held
up at two to show that she's done that twice.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Done that twice, Love It twenty three songs set all
the Fan favorites.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Apparently that's the one that she made last Well, maybe
it's not pairing.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
And then over the weekend, you know, jul Lipa had
their little private wedding with Callum Turner or they had
their huge three day wedding celebration in Sicily and it
was reported to cost one point seven million US dollars.
That's a three million dollar wind.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I reckon most of that three million dollars sent on
the La Crouchett lat Yeah, the twelve piece sets she
gave people as wedding favors. So I own the pepper
grinder and that was one hundred dollars. But the feeling
we're about to see some social media posts for La. Yeah,
you see those stores in the mall. They're real expensive.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
But you know it was there obviously, Charlie x X, choice,
Van Mark, Ronson, Donna Tella VERSACEI she wore Botager, like
a huge, huge, huge Alton John was there serenading like
why this is this is a very expensive.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
So that's the third piece of girly music. And then
Olivia Dan not Olivia Dan, Olivia Rodrigo, the other Olivia,
the other Olivia, the original Olivia.

Speaker 7 (20:15):
She's got a new album coming out. She's excited with
a surprising new collab.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, The Cure. Well it's just Robert Smith, I believe
who you just only realized well lipstick, Yeah, chic. I
don't know if it's a chic.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Lot, but it's it's a psicon colab. Happened?

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
So she has a song called The Cure, right, that's
not the collab song?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Is that?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
No, best one's called What's Wrong with Me? They performed
it at Primavera.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Who?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
So other?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
And she said that with the Buffalona in Spain, and
she said that this is their first ever proper collaboration,
like a like colabing on a song. But the song
the Cure, you were saying before she might have done
a little rumor. Yeah, there's like a little.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Internet funny joke rumor situation that maybe her ex his
favorite band was The Cure, and she called a song
the Cure.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
So that when he searches it, she comes like.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
And he did actually put out a sassy little post
over the weekend that was kind of like, look what
you're missing out on?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
So look at that. That's Taylor Swift around a Grande
Juelipa and Olivia Rodrigo all over one weekend, making huge splashes.
The Girl, the Pop Girl is a thriving The.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Z N podcast network plays z ends, flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
So yesterday, after two canceled flights, by the way, that
was a bit rough, I was flying home from Palmers
to north after doing my show there over the weekend.
Thank you to everyone who came and Hastings on the
Friday night. Finally gone on the plane. We're on this.
You know, there's little planes, two by two little plane
and it was completely packed because of the canceled flights.

(21:59):
So I guess they were cramming us into these, you know,
into the one plane. And okay, I'm curious. I feel
confident it wasn't me, but it could be. So I'm
really tired. So I was like falling kind of in
and out of sleep a little bit, and then something
woke me and it was the the hard, tangy, sour

(22:19):
hit of a really dire fart, like.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
You know, like a booze pose like a like a
like the trailer he's a trailer for a boost purse.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Like unwell, like he's a booze purse, but like really.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Unwell wait and you're not sure that this wasn't you?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
So because I was asleep and when I sleep by
far and snort unless it was awful, like an any
man would be so lucky. I came to to the
smell and I was like, holy moldy. And I looked
over at these two people and the you know, the
row across the aisle from me, and they were covering
their no with their T shirts. It was that bad.

(23:02):
And then people it was like spreading, but it was
definitely from our area, and it was like it was
like as it traveled the plane, people were just turn
and like putting up there so bad, I guess out
of plane suspecially. Here's my suspicions, you know, like because
I've got different types of farts. I've got period farts,

(23:22):
You've got ibs farts, you've got your big night the
day before farts, You've got all sorts. But I recognized
them all as my own. This one I didn't recognize.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Sometimes you will do one that you don't recognize.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, yeah, and definitely the day before because I had
really bad ibs over the weekend, which is great considering
to take my clothes off on stage. But I was really,
there's every chance it was me. There's every chance it
was me. Or and I say this with love and
respect for the elderly. There was an elderly couple the
row in front of us.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
They do the worst, they do the worst, they do
the worst. I just them.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I didn't immediately recognize the spirit of the fart do
you know what I mean? As my own So I'm
just I don't know. But it was literally so bad.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Those small planes, those two bo twos, wildly unforgiving.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Is not as good.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I was on one of those planes and someone had
a chiney in a bag once and then like the
smell of the chiney went through the whole point. Yeah,
it's just like because it gets in the aircon and recirculates,
it wasn't forgiving.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
So when we finally landed back in Auckland and boom,
you know, the seatbout side went off and eyone was
kind of standing up. There was this one woman who
was like the rowerhead of me, who was just like,
holy hell, did you guys get a waff of that?
Oh my god, someone's gonna be feeling embarrassed. And then
everyone around us was like, yeah, my god, as you said, well,

(24:53):
one of us is lying, an't they? And even the
elderly couple in front of the woman said, oh, yes, gosh,
what wasn't it strong?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
And I was like, I reckon chance it was the
woman who stood up and made a big deal out
of it first of all, Oh, you reckon. My leading
suspects would be women barking the dog a guilty dog
barks a louder or the old person or you yes,
and this old person's defense they might not have even

(25:21):
known totally because nothing works when you're that old, right.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
I don't think they feel much down there, and like they.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Was sort of God bless them, and I can't wait
to be one of them. I can't wait to be.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
They look like a lovely couple.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
And you can't help her granddad, And I'm like, I
didn't do anything, like Branda, we heard her, can't I
didn't hear anything. I didn't feel anything. Yeah, she could
have been covering for the husband the old woman. No,
they'll quickly check their husband under a bus after a
certain age. Yeah, true, Yeah, filthy.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Definitely gave women like having been around you guys and
brother and father and and then all the women. I know,
women's parts are so much work.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Okay, somebody's messaged and did anybody on the walk off
the plane look to be like having an etch or
pulling it there undies out of their pants because if
they're really smelling sometimes I'll have a residue to them.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah that you're like, have I crapped myself a little?
H Well, I mean, honestly, if it was me, I
do apologize. But it was unique, like there was a
fart that I have not done previously done. It was
I think it was the old the old broad bless her.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Do you think it was the old woman?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
I could taste.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
He wouldn't throw her under the bus, No, she would.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Throw he keept quiet.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Anyway, We're on their flight from Parmesan North to Auckland
yesterday afternoon. Just know that experience together.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
We are currently booking flights through our Fletch Worn and
Hailey Live tour. Yeah in October. So maybe we need
to bump Haleey down the back.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Happy to separate myself. I know that they're bad plays.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Play Flitch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Going to shed a little flame now little flavor in
our life.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Flavor start was telling me, what's your flavor?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Save the actual taste test for last. I think, okay,
and tell you that in Australia it's been released. Arnas
have said that Shapes is coming out with a new
flavor called pizza Biza Biza barbecue pizza. It's in one box,
so it's a co labe with themselves.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yes, it's a colab between barbecue and pizza. Neither watch
are my favorite. And I stand by this and I'll
never rumpy check a crumpy check.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
She's a crumpy check girl.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm a crimpy chip check, you know. But like for me,
the pizza flavors always been a bit much, but maybe
it would be it'll feel good with some if some pizza, the.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Pizza barbecue pizza barbecue. So they're going to be in
the same box now, I maybe thought, so this is
what I think. Right, they're saying it's a flavor combination,
but it's definitely looking like the two flavors are in
one box because it would be cheaper for them to
just keep producing pizza and barbecue, right yeah, and then
take half of each and put it in a shaken

(28:03):
around and then the flavor.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
That feels like a bit of a cop out. Pizza
shapes today aren't shows a little mesh up. Shapes have
only been dreaming off a delicious combination of two of
our original shapes. Flavors Barbecue.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, they don't actually say it's all the flavor on
one cracker. I think it doesn't need to be. It
does just mixed together in the bag.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I would say shapes flavor babes stays on more than
a lot of other things.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
You get to the bottom of that bag. I love flavors,
I love chipping cracker dust. Yes, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
But this is Ozzy right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
So that'll be here. A lot of Kiwis online have
seen this and they're like, come on.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
So I'm just on their website because you forget that
they've got their stock standard chicken crumpy and pizza and
barbecue and now pizza. But they've got all those odd
ones like veggimine and cheese, cheese and bacon, which I love.
Nacho cheese. Savory is the flavor they have, yeah, sort
of tomato. We then they have a chetta ones.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Somebody's just messaged, why aren't we talking about the chicken
drumstick ones?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, there's a It is like better than a chicken,
crimpy spicy fried chicken, and it looks like Kentucky fried
chicken drum yum.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Okay, okay, I'll try that.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
I try that because I have been mocked in the
past with being chicken from own.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
Now you sent us in our group chat yesterday a
photo of these, and I was was disgusted. This was
some bottom shelf ship, like I had to go down
and look like that to see in the bottom shelf
of the supermarket. These were hidden away some sort of
secret shame, and it's where they should have remained because
I purchased them for five dollars. Oh god, that's only

(29:47):
because everyone in the group chat was like, we want
to try them. Harvest snaps, salt vinegar, we love, we
love the pea schnaps, the baked pea crisps, fantastic Sultan vinegars.
The first ate them and we were like, and how
did they get the peas? Like how do they get
the peapots to do this? And we realized they just
murdered it up peas and then reshape them and fried
them year baked. I know because for years I thought

(30:09):
they were actually fried peas. Are they doing this exact?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
And then remember that everyone was like they are a
health isn't it? Like you know, they're an alternative to
a chip. But there are in that little bag five
serves I believe from memory, six.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Serves per pack. The average serve twenty grams, and the
serve has ninety calories.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Look, I mean way out twenty Like that's tough.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You're reading a whole bag. Yeah, I eat a whole bag.
I'm having six serves of it, less fan than regular
potato chips and sixty two percent less sodium. But the
flavor is the problem because I go ave to Sultan
because that's my daughter's favorites. And then I saw beside it,
which I thought was the wasabi ones was rule by
the way, Yeah, good flavor. They rule the chili ones

(30:52):
are good, but anyway, yeah, they rule that aside harvest
snapped baked pea crisps, hot cross bun flavor. Two problems.
It's June, the eighth of June. Yeah, second problem, taste this. No,
you must have just missed these at Easter. So there's
cinnamon pass bag feet like cinnamon. Oh I hate that?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, yeah me too, sniff me too. I think it's poopoo'
can't can't take it away?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I deal. No, I didn't miss them at Easter because
I perused this every time. The cinnamony, how would you
describe that flavor. It's not really flavorful, is it. It's
just kind of like just and then you get disappointed
because there's no suldom vinegar or no no tang, no
real tang. It's like a cinnamon. Oh, she doesn't hate them, Well,

(31:43):
I guess you found someone that can finish the pack.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
I don't know what's going on. I think that's the
main thing.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't hate them.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
I just don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
And I don't think enough's happening, but too much as well.
Too much is happening, but at the same time, not
enough is happening.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
They're very They taste just like hot cross buns. Like
there's that fruity cinnamony.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
It's really weird, like raising and tasting. You know, it's
not for me.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
No, I don't think it's for anybody.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
I don't want to. Like, we will still be loyal
to the harvest, peace snap the salt and vinegar.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Just not the okay, well, let's just not listen to
you eate.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I just fell out. It's weird.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
She's still eating them.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Do you know what you could do? Let me just
try it again, but we could do you put this
in a blender like a make a powder, put some
butter in there, and make like a cheesecake base. No alternative,
And there's.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
A terrible idea. I'm just I just keep getting worse.
I'm not making a cheesecake out of pop cross bun
flavored piece snaps.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Well, it's got an Easter bunny. I think you've missed
them from Easter.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
It said limited edition, but I didn't see them, and
there's still for sale. They're just trying to stock off
the shelves.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Sounds like does that m podcast needwork?

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Play z End's.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Flesh one and we want to know if you've ever
been to a wedding, or maybe you had your wedding
at a unique venue somewhere a little bit different. It's
not like the standard higher venue.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Church or a church, a vineyard yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
or a backyard.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Because rumors are multiple sources. Now, bear in mind this
is tabloid news at the moment. It's gossip nothing is confirmed,
but multiple sources have been saying that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey's wedding will take place at Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Most iconic venues in the world.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Ride and Manhad Right in New York City, where the
Nixt play. There are many concerts.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yep, YEP, comedy like famous comedy shows or at Manistere
Sa Garden.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I've never never actually been to. It's it's an arena.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
It's genormous.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Let you walk around it when you're in New York
and you're like, this is massive.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
So that why it's like, don't they have they've boxing
match the two way.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Apparently it all comes down to the fact that it's private.
Like once everyone's inside and it's all sealed shut, there's
no helicopters, there's no anyone Like, but you're in the
but you're in there and everyone knows you're in there.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
But the guests gonna sit on their raked seating, Yeah,
like in the bleachers.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I don't know. It doesn't feel romantic.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It doesn't feel cross to a swifty here because we're
we're hypothesizer. So I also am like, how is this
going to play out? But as a stadium.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Surely it has like rooms right for events, and like,
I don't know, it might not be in the main space.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Right, you could be up in like the in the
lounges and a function space. But that's like if you've
ever been to an event or anything that's at a
stadium and you're in one of the rooms exactly.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
They're not like they're very yes, but they are saying
security is already tight because they already do such events.
There's no windows, so paparazzi no one can look through
because yes, everyone will know they're they're they're there, but
they can also they have rights to shut down streets
around it because they are the share And also like

(35:14):
there's an underground entrance, so all the guests would be
able to drive underground and into that way.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
So like we won't even know who's going to be here.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
In New York City. Yeah, like five different events under
my actual name. Yeah, another event under a people are
going to find.

Speaker 7 (35:32):
I mean, TMZ have this information, so I do trust
it a little bit. But also what if she's just
throwing them off? Yeah, I still believe she got married
a couple weekends ago.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I do, really, I think it's smart because she can
do the whole process there, because I think a lot
of the time when we get PAP photos from a
celebrity wedding, it's that transport from the getting ready space
to the venue. If she can just do her whole day,
get there fully, all the designers, the makeup artists, everyone
can be there.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's pretty smart down Fortress of Wedding.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah yeah, wow, Well fourth of July Independence weekend in America, America,
America's royal couple is getting married. And on Independence Days,
what was your unique wedding venue or a wedding that
you went to just not the usual place, because it
is rumored that Taylor Swift, Travis County will get married
at Madison's Quick Garden.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Yeah, the girl is just bound out to us. Why
top security. You can shut the shit out, streets down,
no windows like extra. It's quite clever.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
So we got some responses on Instagram the private boat
shed of our friends home on the Sea and Herne Bay.
The person who sent that in their profile picture is
them in a wedding dress and I assume that's the
boat shed in beautiful ver Nice it's a working deer farm.
So we got our wedding shoot done with a stag

(36:52):
in the background.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh wow, that's a nice so dear smell as much
as like sheep, sheep stink, you know, Yeah, should be
married in a barn and you're like, I smell the sheep.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I got married at a dock hut or the highly
recommend that was a low cost venue. Yeah, but then
you'd have to book out the whole heart, right, because
some of them are books the whole heart. Otherwise you
don't want some random gyman couple walking past backpack and
this is very nice what you're doing, and need to
get some boiling water for my soup. I'm going to

(37:24):
start taking my boats off and just go to Rachel.
What was the unusual wedding location?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
It's coming up. Happened yet?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (37:35):
We are getting married in White Committee Cemetery next to
my dad who dies when I was young, and he
walked me down the aisle.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
That is so sweet.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
It is very sweet, but also a little more, but
you know, like the surroundings are.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I don't think that's a nice Did you say waco
into cemetery in Auckland? That's a nice?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Is it nice?

Speaker 7 (38:04):
Huge?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Huge symmetry?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
What a nice thing to include your dad.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
And the lawns are always done in cemeteries and they're
quiet and peaceful, and you just grab some flowers off
somebody else's great.

Speaker 9 (38:19):
No, there's a little bit of.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So afterwards, are you going somewhere for a reception or
is it all going to be there? No? Go home?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yeah? How many, because you'll be you'll be dead tired.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Oh and do you have many guests?

Speaker 8 (38:42):
No, it's going to be quiet and small.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
You're actually going to have hundreds of guests. Yeah, you're
actually going to have hundreds and hundreds of guests. Speak
now forever hold your Rachel. Thank you, will stop warning
this terrible jokes here, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Good more, good morning. How's it going. What was the
unusual winning venue? Your friends got married? Whir farm ones
that sped. They make a noise like a screaming monkey.
They were very well behaved.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
We got to feed them and she took one of
them down the aisle with her.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Oh my god, get on the back. Did they put
the ring like a make a little hat for it
and put the ring on it? That's amazing. That's so good, Sarah,
thank you. Okay, some messages in we got married and
a ship on our farm. Yeah, that's nice, Charles was
an outdoor education facility, backyard Crocket was played in the

(39:41):
bouncy castle. Was there for kids?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
Zip Line in the bouncy Castle?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Married in a wine cellar with a full sized taxi
Doomid beer. What we was overseas?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Just in case I don't mind about marriage?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
So yeah, text nine six nine six one hundred. It
was the number where did you get married or go
to a wedding?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
It was an unusual venue, the unique place you got
married or you went to a wedding. Taylor Swift, Trevis
Cowsey Medicine Square Garden. Apparently it'd be.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Like having it going to a wedding and it's its
spark arena.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah, Like what do you just go and you're surrounded
by the immenseness of it all?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Though? I reckon she could build if it is going
to happen there, like on the floor, you could just
build a set totally. And yeah, she's got the money.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I was gonna say, it's not that they need to
worry about it, because because I was just saying when
you said spark arena, I was like the cost a
higher spark arena for one night is exhorbited. She can
afford it, Yeah, but it doesn't mean it to her,
does it?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
So messages in. We went to a wedding where all
the guests got onto the Transalpine train first thing in
the morning. We got to Arthur's Pass, all disembarked. They
got married in a little chapel near the train line.
Then we all got back on the train for can
air pass and drinks and had dinner at a hotel
in christ That's nice, that's beautiful fun. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Can it come to your next wedding on the train
when that one's done?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
We've got married in parliament three years because you know,
marriage isn't forever, but your love of trains is. Yeah, yeah,
that doesn't die. We got married in parliament three years ago.
You're using the Legislative chamber, grand Hall and banquet hall.
Someone got married or someone went to a wedding Atlantic Castle.
Oh that's yeah, that's nice. Mal Where did you get married?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Good morning?

Speaker 8 (41:24):
And I got married in provincial chambers in christ Church?

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Where are the provincial chambers right.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
In the city, So they it's got the beauty of
lead lights and it's an old school building. Lovely, but
I'm not associated with any religion, so I don't go
into flames when I walk down the aisle.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, I know what you mean, because some churches are
so beautiful in the lights and yeah, but you don't.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
You don't want all the gods stuff. Yeah, amazing, great now,
thank you India. Whereabouts did your friends get married recently?
That was a bit unusual.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
So it was they got married at the University of
Otago and then they held their reception at the Ottaga Museum.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Nice museum, nice buildings, nice buildings.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
We're in the UNI, just in the sort of one
of the classrooms, the cafeteriaia.

Speaker 9 (42:19):
Yeah, well, the plan was for it to be outside,
but then it was being all rainy and drizzley, so
we ended up inside one of the I think it
was like a cafe hall type place off to the
site I'm not familiar with.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Were there like students walking around? Were you just like,
excuse me, we're trying to get married here.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah, there actually was. It was in the middle
of the day or like two o'clock me afternoonished, wow.
And she showed us around like where she studied and
showed us like the classroom she was in and her
teachers were involved. It was actually really really cool.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
So she was actually she's still at UNI or she
was at the time.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
She was at UNI at the time.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
This sounds like a way to get more student allowance.
There was a plotline and Shortland Street years and years
back for the to get your year to get your
student allowance doubled. Yeah, India, thank you. Some messages in
we got married at Rainbour Bay on the Gold Coast,
out on the beach. You were told they were potentially
going to be a surf carnival at the time. Oh yeah,

(43:18):
which were all down for but unfortunately didn't happen. Nothing
but eye candy at the wedding day the local surfers.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Some mess just saying my parents got married in the
holding cell of the local courthouse in Dargaville. My mum
used to work at the courthouse and she was a
really what are they caught registra in.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
The holding cell or were they just visiting?

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah? Did they use the holding cell or they were
being held in the holding cell.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
My son got married off grid on the East Coast,
very challenging as everything had to be carried in spectacular
view though, and Vina is lovely, but everything had to
be carried in. But then nothing like you know, getting
married in the hum of a generator in the background.
My cousin got married at the zoo and my brother
got married on field and smart. Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
I went to a wedding in a cave red Cliffs
christ Church, which was now closed post earthquake.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Oh yeah, wouldn't be secure anymore. Cave wedding could be
quite nice. Yeah, and it smells like person caves. It
doesn't always sound like persons always musty sometimes in a cave,
but I think it only smells like persive. People have
been pissing in the caves. In the cave, yeah they do.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Someone said that they also they got married in Bolton
Cemetery in Wellington last year. Uh no, their friends did
and they were a bit gothy and they were like,
you know, doing a bit dark and stuff. But they
said that they wore costumes and invite the guests to
do that, but no people did because od it's a
bit odd get into the goth vibes. My mum's partner

(44:45):
died the weekend before their wedding. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
That's awful.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
So they ended up. Just they had the wedding venue,
so they said the funeral there instead Lakeside to the
water and Wonka.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Wow, did they do both or did they delay their wedding?
Mary did person Hailey? You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
No, they just had it all there, so.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Catering and everything. So they just turned it into a
big funeral.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
That's awful. I mean nice want lakes nine it was
the tree got hell of a funeral.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Plays it ends flesh Fornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
After my show in Hastings over the weekend of the
Opera House, Oh my god, the the news. I was
at the Region and Parme and the Toytoy Opera House
and Hawk's Bay.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I saw your Instagram, I saw your stories. I look
very professional, very professional for my show.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
It just seems all a bit odd, really, but here
we are. Anyway. So Hastings was sell out crowd, three
tears in the Opera House. I was like, oh, hello,
this is nice a lot this and someone afterwards I
met them and that were you know, a few people
were hanging around and I met them and one of
the women had brought her husband to the show. Now
nowhere in my you know, description of the show doesn't

(45:58):
say that the show's for women only.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
It is.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
It is ra He had a little whoopsie there, didn't you.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah, it's fine, And no kids have turned up, and
if they have, I haven't heard from them. But no,
we doesn't say it's women only. But I definitely have
a very female heavy, you know what I mean audience.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yeah, targeted more towards the lasses than the lab more
towards the lasser than the lads.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
So when I met this woman afterwards and she brought
her husband, she was like, oh my god, it was
grap And he was like, he said, he walked in
through the front door, and he said it was like
a swarming tide of women. And he was like okay,
and he looked around and for a moment, amongst it
was like nearly a thousand people, he said, he saw

(46:45):
not one man. And he grabbed his wife and said,
you've screwed up, like you've absolutely you've stiffed me here.
This is apparently no men are meant to be here.
And they got out their phones to look to see
if there was a note saying like women's only night
or ladies night or something like that, and it wasn't.
It was just for a moment he was the only man.

(47:06):
And then apparently he said across the room, like right
in the distance, he saw another man and eventually they're
bumped into each other in the empty toilets.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah, there'd be no line, empty opera.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
House toilets, and they dapped each other up, and we're
like a special out there. Yeah, a little bit lost.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And they enjoyed the show though, ye did. Okay, the
show is.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Not just for women, it's very women focused. But yeah,
he was safe. Yeah, it's definitely not an anti man show,
is it.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
No, well, we've been with our friends. Men are sort
of the stars of the show. It's your show, but
you know there's some men really are the stars of
the show. They are probably not a great ad for
a lot of the men in the show, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Yeah, yeah, but man, I thought it was so funny
that at one point he just genuinely thought like, oh,
this is this is a this is a genuine mistake,
not just oh there's a lot of women here. I
love the women though, the girlies. There's ennym office bitches
I call them.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Well, speaking of tour tours and touring are the Fletchmorn
and Haley Live Genuine Friends Tour.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah, that's that's also gender nonspecific.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Selling fast as well. So tickets still left for Wellington
that'll be at the Opera House on Friday the ninth
of October. Hamilton completely siled out on the tenth and
crash Itch we upgraded to the town Hall and there
are still a few tickets left for that Friday October sixteenth.
So if you are wanting to go to Wellington and
chrish Hitch and you still haven't got tickets, don't leave
it too late because we're yeah, they reckon it will

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sell out.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
We're popular, it's really popular.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
We're sprowl on the prow going next.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Donners next weekend, DNA, next.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Week him in this weekend, next week when people next
in this? So somebody said to me, I hate this.
Why don't people know next is not this? Yeah, someone
said this Monday and they meant next Monday. No, that's
next month. That's next Monday. And that doesn't mean yeah
like today. If you said next Monday, that means a
week from now.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
It's not the next Monday, it's next as in.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
No, you're saying that the this coming Monday would be
this Monday, this Monday. No, I just say today. Tomorrow
you can start saying this Monday. Yeah, and then that's
when they come Monday. It's also next Monday. But tomorrow
you would say it's weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
But I'm saying next weekend as a not this weekend.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
No, next weekend? Correct? No, what do you mean? Next weekend?
Is the upcoming weekend? Next week weekend? This weekend is
this week weekend? Is also next weekend? Because it is? No, No, no,
the next weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
He's straight up wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
There, you're straight up wrong, next weekend from Wednesday on.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I'd say next week next week that you don't mean
this week No.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
I don't, because it's already started, but the weekend hasn't.
But on Wednesday, if you said this weekend, you would
say this weekend, not next weekend, because that would indicate
next weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
That's why I'm saying next weekend from Wednesday. From Wednesday.
It's a bullshit wrong.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
You may have to say Wednesday. You're saving last from Wednesday.
You realize you're embarrassed at how wrong you are, and
so you've made up a rule.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
On the nineteenth and twentieth vig.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
This weekend.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, it's next weekend, which is what I said after
your gas lamped.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, yeah, you're just crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Does that M podcast network plays?

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Haley.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
I don't want to offend ice hockey players in New
Zealand by saying becoming popular because they are, like, we've
been here this whole time, but audiences are growing and
I think it's due too.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
They must be loving it.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Heated rivalry and off campus the hockey smart turned TV
shows that everyone loves and this week in our producer
girlies went to what is being called the girl aquarium.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, yeah, when the boy aquarium or the girl aquarium.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
We went to the girl aquarium this weekend, but we're
planning to go to the boy aquarium next Obviously.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Wait a minute, are we naming the aquarium after what's
in the aquarium or who's looking at the equat God?
Here we go this Wednesday. And this just a quick
chick of the machine too. The only people that messaged
in about the weekends thought I was right. Basically everyone
else is.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Just going on about their day knowing how wrong you were.
Time to text in nine six nights.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Wait, so who's in the aquarium?

Speaker 7 (51:22):
In the aquarium were female players win hot on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
So you went to the aquarium with female fish were swimming.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yes, yeah, we were supporting the Auckland Steel up the Steel.

Speaker 7 (51:35):
Eight where fights no, so they are non contact, the
females are non contact. Technically it is sort of a
non contact sport, but like.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Not in the way that Canadians doesn't fight. The women
don't fight.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
But they were all very good and the Auckland Steel
actually field of some of the New Zealand team players,
so that's why they so goes Okay, they're against Queen
Out and crazy that all these people just like flew
up from Queenstown.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I love that. So where was it in Auckland. Yeah,
we were in Bondelay. I didn't even know there was
a ice hockey runk. One of the East I've never
sure doesn't want any bar of ice. No, they've got
the ski slide.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
They do have the skip way way way out.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
But when we were at this game, one of the
guys who actually came to our window, Heart of Admirals,
he came up to us asked if we wanted to
be a part of something at halftime like a game,
and I was like, yeah, my friend Brie, who is
actually an ice hockey player. I was like, yeah, of course,
and then I immediately panicked. And when I'm in a dress,
I can't do anything of ice.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
So we're going to see so I throw Shannon in it,
of course, and maybe that was a bad idea. What
happened shann dog?

Speaker 6 (52:45):
So yeah, the wonderful Cam said follow me, and he
said what skirt?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
What size skate do you wear? And I said, oh,
she's going on the ice.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Baby, wait the halftime. Sure you didn't know you're going
to be going with ice.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
You know what. I truly figured that I was going
to go on and shoes and it was going to
be like a quick, little like run from one end
to the other, wearing whatever you're wearing currently. I didn't
really expect it was going to be a skating situation. Now,
Cam took one look at me and handed me a helmet.
No one else got given a helmet.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Show that's good, that's good.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
But then we kind of got the helmets on and
we were like cool, and he said, look, there's these
little ice rinks like a pushing seat for a kid.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
They're little whales and you can sit on them as a.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Trial like a slid.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
That's the only time I've ever gone in an ice rink.
They had little penguins. I held onto the penguin.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
So my challenge was to do a lap of the
ice rink in front of a sold out show like stadium.
I will say to push Carlon's friend Brie a lap
around and the person who won would win a scarf.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
And I said, I'm in baby. I used to skate
all the time. My very first boyfriend managed an ice rink.
I used to go all the time.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I've got that everyone he got to drive the zamboni.

Speaker 6 (53:56):
I've been on a zamboni.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
What's the zambo That the thing that makes you ice flash?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Pretty cool man.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
So I was like feeling quietly confident, like she was
up against a child pushing his dad and I mean
small child.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Oh, a young child between ages of five and twelve.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
And so he sees three two one go, and I
immediately go, oh, I can't move like I'm I'm like,
I can't I.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Can't get a grip.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
Yeah yeah, I couldn't propel.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
And so suddenly the six year old's off man. He
is black, and then I hear Cam, y'all to these
girls on the ice, go help her. She needs help,
and you're an embarrassed yeah, And like everyone in the
crowd's like, come on, you got this. And they knew
my name. They were like Shannon on the ice and
they're like, go Shannon. Everyone's just kind of like rallying.

(54:53):
Suddenly I'm not on the first corner.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
The race is over.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
The other two people are done.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Six to twelve. You got beaten by six old What
were you doing at the ice rink when you first birthday,
your first boyfriend? You were actually skating some.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Of the listener's text and and they were watching this Emily.
It was so embarrassing, right, So then Cam comes.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
All race yeah, yeah, yea, and not only I didn't
have Three ice hockey players come over and they're like,
we don't know how to help you, Like you're just
you're dead in the water. So then Cam comes over
and I said, please help me, and I had to
do be pushed a lap around the ice rink as
no one else is playing the game.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
The game over.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
So the game's over and Cam goes, here's a beanie, man,
I got a petty beanie.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Yeah, so fair enough to okay, well maybe done in
the future. Volunteer.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
I wasn't really a volunteering. It was I took on
the responsibility and it was it was rough when the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, ext you've reflected us badly there. Yeah, I'd like
to disassociate. When you go to the boys, I think
it's a little bit later in the month.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Yeah, but they're playing all across the country and a
Girl of Time and Girl Aquarium yep.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Now because of Heated Rivalry, you know, and people are
going crazy over this. There is some scandal this morning.
Hudson Williams. Yeah, one of the stars of Heated Rivalry.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
He had a photo of him at a party, a
teenage party in his high.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
School years where they did it when his high school years.
So he's young.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Yeah, and we'll not long ago. He looks young, Hudson Williams.
So you know, they were camping out, it's a tradition,
and he fell asleep and they got a sharpie and
they drew all over his face. Is people to put
their names on it me his name on his chin.
There's an upside down cross and I just to the
left of that swastika.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
So yeah, he's currently twenty five so he probably this
was probably the seven years ago, even years ago, twenty nineteen. Yeah, yeah,
So in.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
People coming up being like, it's just like when Perry
more than that, it's not because they were like, he
didn't know at the time the markings that were on
his face, and his friends are like, they don't have
reflect any of his beliefs or values or character.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
Because some people are like, that's been doing the rounds
on Redder and a lot of people are saying, well,
is this even real because you wouldn't know with AI. Now,
I mean, you just say it's a right to that
if anyone ever finds anything criminal, Oh my god, it's same,
that's AI.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
So literally, if someone hears me say directly to their face,
not even on the internet, I'll be like this is.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Look that guy's got six fingers, and they'll be like,
vaw and you also have six fingers, and I'll be like, no,
I don't hide my six fingers.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Does that m podcast needwork of the day day.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Day day day?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
I might have wrongly said that it's mushroom week at
the at fact of the day, but I think it's
more it would be more funny to say Fungus Week,
because all mushrooms are fungi, but not all fungi. I'm
a fun guy. You're a fun guy. A couple of
fun guys. Here, you a couple of fun guys. It's
fungy week. Actually have changed. It's fungus Week. We're running

(58:30):
out of time. There's not much room to do this. Ah,
I'm out, Actually, I'm pretty Yeah. Yeah, I don't have
any sporter do Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's trying to have
a different mush mushroom. Yeah. I might play some death
cap for Cutie soon. No, we won't.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Dif cat.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Come on, guys, it's fungus week. Let's talk here. Behind
today's fungus Massa por uskadania.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
It comes from the Greek word masso, which means to grind,
like like grinder, grinder, and what we call it massurbation. Yeah, yeah,
grinding it down, grinding it down. So ah, this one,
this one, this mushroom. The spores rest in the soil,
and what else rests in soil? Cicadas. This is one

(59:25):
of those fungus that they loosely based the Last of
Us on because it gets into cicadas. Cicadas will get
the they will eat around them. When the cicadas are
in the ground, they'll eat around them, and if they
eat the spores, the spores get into their abdomen and
their genitals and replace it with a chalky white mass.

(59:46):
Now here's what it does. It gains control of the
of the cicada. So the cicada comes out of the
ground and hatches as per usu because the fungus is
living inside it.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
It.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Then once it's out of its it's out of its
cage and doing all right. That's when the fungus releases
a mix of an fetamines and cyber salin, the magic
mushroom chemical and and fetamines. Basically, it mets up this
thing and also gives it a doset of hallucinogenics that
make it hyper sexual and a chalky penis and penis high.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Cicadas with chalky penises, cicadas with chalky penniss Because this
then means that when the cicadas they're hyped up on
the and fetamines, they're tripping balls and they just want
to be doing it with other cicados. They go around
and when they put the chalky penis in, they infix
the other cicada with the fungus as well. Almost it
is like this miraculous fungal and that spreads it around

(01:00:44):
and that means when the cicadas die, the fungus can
cover more area. It's so smart.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah, it worries me in my limited research thus far
on fungus. How clever that fungus is. Yeah, wing, why
it's it's done it with cicadas. But what if it
chose to do it to us? Well, that the world
that was last of us here the video game ad
the TV shows all about the world Alien.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yes, sorry, that's what I meant was last of us.
War of the Worlds was the red weed that went like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
There, yeah, and the thing and then we got them,
didn't we get War of the Worlds in the Aliens.
They weren't used to our bacteria and that's what takes
them down in the end. Yeah, they didn't get their
jabs and stuff, so they yeah, they infect it. They
spread around, and then when the cicadas reproduce and die,
they the spores that and then go back into the
ground and get eaten by the next So we have

(01:01:35):
these methed up, chalky penis cicadas in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
No, we made a few men that I reckon look
a little bit messed up in chalky, pained, but really yeah, yeah,
they might have eaten one of the cicadas.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I don't eat. This is another reason not to eat cicadas. Yeah.
So basically they take over the body, but they keep
the cicada alive and functioning just enough so that they
can spread around like a zombie cicada, effectively wild. They're
not in charge of themselves anymore. I still love mushrooms.
Oh don't get me wrong. That don't added some to
my grocery I made. I made a recipe called for
two hundred and fifty grams of mushrooms. I was like,

(01:02:08):
that's not nearly enough. Five hundred, seven hundred and fifty nice. Yeah,
they go down and again I will say again, don't
eat these this fungus unless you want to trip balls
and be real horny, which actually sounds like a great
Saturday night to me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
But you will die.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
You will die. But don't rinse your mushrooms. Have you
stopped rinsing your I don't do it. And everything you
eat doing all just get a damnf Yeah. Yeah, because
otherwise they take on too much luck. When they take way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Too long it cooks off.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
So today's back to the day as there is a
fungus called Massapora cicademia, which are turned cicadas. You here
a massapors and you can into into chalky penis zombies.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
In fact of the day day day day day, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Do do do? Dude?

Speaker 7 (01:03:00):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Sorry post last night on the subway at New Zealand,
someone's saying they've just started seeing a police officer and
they met them off an app and I've noticed he's
extremely tired and often worn out from late shifts and
nights nineties. Yes, that means night shifts, overnight shift. It's
been very hard to see him regularly, thus only about
once a month. He always says you wished to do

(01:03:25):
it more often whenever a message him is too tired
from work. Wait a minute, what was that. I just
see someone who's regularly too tired from work.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I'm never too tired for anything. I just say used
to everything. Yeah, but I just think that person obviously
wants more.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah they do. They said they're starting to develop feelings
for him and want to spend more time with them,
but obviously don't want to get to invested if this
is just the life of dating a police officer. So
I was asking for advice on from people who have
dated police officers. Very interesting different like advice for dating
different occupations. Would it be hard to anyone that has
different shift downs because you know, like yes, is costs.

(01:04:04):
You know, they can all have different shifts. You might
be overnights, you might be days.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Someone say police officers avoid them like the plague. When
my exchutin on me has seen you said that, unfortunately,
police have one of the highest rates of infidelity.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Wonder why zero is going around the whole people's houses
criminals hot criminals, criminals hot, crimbs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Of tattoos, crims.

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so yeah, we want to know if
you've got advice on dating a certain occupation. Maybe in
your experience it's a don't like Fletch said before, or
just ways of handling it, like something you've got to
get used to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah, like dating a comedian, getting used to like just
endless characters and sort of shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
It's just going to be wanting to be entertained twenty
four cent.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Get ridy to laugh and never critique and just give compliments.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Get rid of laugh at things that you don't actually
find funny.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Maybe they're too needy. Okay, what about like pilots or
behind the ones that stay overnight in places? Can that
be away all the time?

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Do you think resentment be like I can't babe, I'm
just over to Hong Kong? What about stay a couple
of night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Getting used to dating a treadee is that they're out
all day doing the jobs that they won't do when
they get home. Fishing. Yeah, that is a classic, you know?
Fair enough? Okay, well one hundred dancing him as a number.
We'd love to take your calls. Text us nine six
nine six. What is your advice for dating a certain occupation?
Very few people want to come on here and voice

(01:05:32):
as well, you know, And the majority of messages beginning
negative towards people that have dated in the past, blaming
entirely their occupation rather than the person who had the occupation.
One person that is brave enough to go against the
great is being good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:05:46):
Ben, good morning team, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Really? Thanks?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
What what kind of career industry would you not date?

Speaker 10 (01:05:55):
I don't know if it would be not date, just
that it'll complicate things my wife sorry, As a teacher,
and when it came to naming babies, pretty much every
name you can think of, I can't name that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
That's why my sister's kids have got like outlandish, not outlandish,
but quite unique names, because she's an early childhood educator
and she's just like, so many of these names have
been ruined for me. Yes, yes, yeah, for real. And
I teach.

Speaker 10 (01:06:24):
Part of my job involved teaching, too, so we kind
of had a double edged She would like names and
I was like, nah, he's a dick, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
I love that. And also the worst thing about dating
teachers is all the air fares that during school holidays
are expensive.

Speaker 8 (01:06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, that's what you're saying is you've got to have
a teacher as a partner and a part of as
a side piece. Yes, pretty much. Ben, Thank you some
messages in things you should know about dating. Because we
started the story with police, most of our feedbacks about police,
Oh yeah, late shifts often you're aside to ninety somebody

(01:07:02):
said they saw a stat ninety percent of affairs that
cops have it with their coworkers.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Yeah, right, because I guess they just know what it's lying. Yeah, maybe, yeah, exactly.
It's that kind of empathy that you have for each other.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Yeah, and somebody said board cops are the most dangerous
cops because they're often adrenaline chases. Will get addicted to
like this adrenaline filled job. It forgives it quiet. They're like, well,
I need to get my adrenaline for summer. I cheat
on my partner. Now, that's one person's experience. That's one
person's experience. Someone see dating a lawyer. Lawyers lie and
expect to be like to oh wow, wow, that just

(01:07:36):
sounds like someone's had a really bad experience.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Especially if you do dated a divorce lawyer though, because
that just be so suspicious the whole time being like
you see me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah, chefs they don't hurt that they don't want to
cook when they're not working, but they'll also be brutally
honest about your cooking. No I can't. Yeah, somebody said
the accountant I worked. Dating an accountant just just financially,

(01:08:05):
just a nightmare to date. Every time you go out,
they be like, oh, that's going to be in the
entertainment column.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
That's a business expense. No it's not, No, it's not
you know it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Someone said, pilots, Uh, there's a partner in every report.
That's I mean, that's that's a that's yeah, but you would,
but you if you see the world for three days,
am I not going to see my Hawaiian partner? Somebody
message and their dad was a pilot and they found
surprise half siblings on ancestry can Yeah, id, I've dated

(01:08:39):
a few hair dresses. They talk all day. When they
get home, they don't want to talk anymore, but you
know they've got heats of really good goths from the
small town.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I talked out, true, Yeah, we can be a bit
like that sometimes when we talk all day, talk all morning,
and then you get home, your lab.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Leave work. I'm not I'm not talking for the rest
of the day. You're right, like so it talked out
the advice for dad a trade as much like it
was like growing up when your dad did a bit
of building. You have every house pointed out to you
that they've worked on, or or my dad first, somebody
else's cock ups yeap, that I built that I built
that it's well, yeah, you did with another you know,

(01:09:15):
team of people ten years ago and it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Is falling apart.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
So for free to get back in there dating a
golfer bit pro or amateur. You just become a golfing widow.
So was it, though, You've got your weekends to yourself.
If that's what you're into, what you're dating. I never
thought about that. Dating like an international sports player because
they play all around the world all the time, you'd
never see them. Yeah, someone said, I started seeing a

(01:09:39):
dentist and a dental assistant. Sorry, and man did I
used to get there? Have you flossed every night? Situation
at home?

Speaker 6 (01:09:45):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
No, be it's none of you. I've been bad with
flossing recently, the same guys.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I went to the dentist on Friday. Yeah, glowing report.
This guy's brushing really well have you been flossing to
not as much as I should have been? Off the
money right, Well, keep your tickets coming in nine six
ninety six, eight hundred dollars at end. What advice do
you have for dating a certain occupation? Occupation? And we're
asking for that advice this morning so we can share
it with other people so they have full warned. Yeah, Slash,

(01:10:14):
this is entertainment, Yes it is. Yes, we don't mean
to make entertainment out of your situations often grim, but
we are and you're contributing and for that we thank you.
Don't date a merchant marine, what do they still have?
And the merchant navy can you do? What exactly? A
merchant what exactly is the merchant navy? They still have it?

(01:10:34):
What do they do? It's not just working on a ship,
is it. It's like a specific thing, the merchant marine.
The money is good, but they've gone seven months of
the year and they just a fight boy when they're home. Syndrome.
It's the people that operate the cargo ships and billion ships.
Yeah yeah, yeah right, Merchant Marie commercial shipping. Yeah yeah,
and they work on the boats and they're away for

(01:10:55):
like they say, months on in because that's how long
it takes to go around the world in a boat.
Yeah right, okay, so that's as they said. The money
is really good, but they're away the whole time, and
when they get home, they just want to party. M
I did a hockey player beast believe after watching an
already three hour game, we're going to go home and
watch it again and analyze every plan and don't forget
the massage. Oh that just sounds like it. They get.

(01:11:16):
They're giving the message you told for sure. It has
to be. You get five minutes, I get five minutes,
and then when you do your five minutes, you're just
like done after.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Two yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
The time we're on I'm dating any tradey be weare'll
they'll betch your moan about their back being sore twenty
four seven. And don't you dare complain about having a
sore part if you're not working manual labor, because I'll
let you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
You think that's aw, Yeah, that's hard because I feel
that like that when someone anyone says to me, I'm tired.
You don't know the idea, Oh my god, it get up?
Got it at six a m. This morning.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Married to a teacher for twenty years, writing or editing
school reports twice year in grading paper's got so tiring
when I wasn't on teacher's wage, so they were they
were saying they were dating a teacher and they would
be handed off work to do oh okay, papers and
stuff to get it done. So I guess you you know, yeah,
I can do more fun stuff with the more time
you have free. I'd had a funeral directory. I have

(01:12:11):
to keep telling him not to bring his work home.
I think that's a joke. That's a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Left one of them in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Yeah, somebody said, after picking up a body. It's like, yeah,
it's it smell off, damn.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
It, damn it. I left it in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Oh man, that's going to be so rank as a
as a salesperson, I spent all day being an extrovert,
so that when I'm done with work I actually don't
want to speak to another human once. I totally get that. Yeah,
I can't even do a drive through on the way
home as it feels like I'm have to be nice
to someone that I don't know, and I just don't
want to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Just hand over your non order on a piece of paper,
I said.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Real estate agents. I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
You want to try saying real estate agents again?

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Real estate agents? What did I say?

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Really? The hours you know what my mum was, Yeah, Saturday, Sundays,
every time you're working this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
No one somebody real estate agents are married to other
real estate agents because they're just like, well, now we
don't have a weekend, but let's have day. Is a
real estate agent's quite quite in the start of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
But why it's still at work? It's still at the office. Yeah,
trying to get more shale. And then you're telling me
like you're on commission.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
If your phone rings on, you know, on Monday or
Tuesday when you want a day off, you're answering it.
Hell yeah, yeah. I dated a gynecologist. It wasn't great.
You can guess why. He sees them all day and
then comes home and you're like, geeze at mine. Yeah,
could you have a fun geez? He's like that looks

(01:13:42):
like a Barthlin's lovely. Yeah, yeah, but it's lovely, don't
get me wrong, but just I just been looking at
them all day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
Do you mind if I trained that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Not in a fun way, not in a fun way. Yeah,
for safety's sake. I was a customs officer and my
now wife a test that we're not much fun to
travel with because absolutely everything that could possibly be declared.
Yeah yeah, yeah, especially didn't they put the fine up?
It's has it gone up from four hundred? I think

(01:14:11):
it's more of that. Somebody did message in four four
nine s and this is an awesome discussion discussion topic.
Unfortunately I have nothing to contribute to this one. Okay,
that's fine because we invite that to it as part
of the show. If you want to be part of
it but you don't have anything to contribute, you can
just let us know that you're loving it. You're part
of the show today, but you have nothing to contribute
to this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
That's fine. Yeah, you don't need to all the time. No,
you don't need to all the time. I don't know
that you're still there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Don't date a driving instructor. If you think the regular
partner is the worst critic of your driving, wait till
they're paid to do it and you have to do
ten and two very my driving.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
So the fine is going from four hundred to eight
hundred dollars. The government is implementing an increase.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Yeah, so declare.

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
Everything finish a banana before you land in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Oh, I've got somebody said firefighter here are complex and
then they go just it gives that it. They name
a firefighter that wronged them, They name the woman that
wronged them with the firefighter. Oh four nine zero. I'm
very sorry this happened to you, you know. Yeah, that's
to name them would be difficult. Yeah, but we love
the calendar. But I'm definitely going to take names that

(01:15:18):
you've put in, pump it into Facebook and have a
little bit of store.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
You even have a little bit of a look.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
That's what I'm going to do right now.

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
The needwork play z ms Flitch Thorn and Haley Frickon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Let's open up the text machine a little bit here,
nine six nine six. Maybe we could curate Flitchporhn and
Hailey's bang in playlist.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Okay, wing, Okay, I'll do it right now.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Yeah, flip if H's bang and playlist. Because Kevin Jonas
on they've got a podcast, Hey Jonas, the Jonas Brothers.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
This is we want your if you've got a playlist
for love mate.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
For love making, or like maybe just a song. We'll
just take song a song because Kevin, who was married
to his wife Danny Owl, was saying there on his
bedroom playlist, it's all of her favorite songs. She's curated it,
including Michael Boublay quite a lot Michael Boos.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
It has telled him.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Not j.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Song Christmas probably is Christmas song nice. Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
It's that cover putting his Christmas gear.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
It's his cover of Feeling good Ages Ago.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Love so has this very romantic smooth.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
This is Jonah which Kevin Kevin Jonas is lessen no
one Jonas.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
If you had to ring this isn't this wouldn't be
too bad. No, So I want to know from our
listeners because I don't really I don't think I have
a go to song. I talk about in my show
about how I curate the playlist for the person the
because it was ever changing and you anticipate their playlist
and I anticipated and I did get called out by
a certain gentleman for a certain good reason and he

(01:17:06):
was right. But anyway, more on that later. So I
want to know from you nine six sex just right now,
because you've send us a little ticks Aaron and we'll
edit to EHS banging playlist. Those dogs, you know, the
brocket is a dog called like those miniature greyhounds turning greyhounds.
Know the many many ones, wappers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Whippers, Sprocket is just another name for a greyhound, isn't it?
Many women?

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
The mini ones, Well, they get a lot of body
out of my friends listening at Idiom, you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Had a lot of body fat on them. We're talking
about your We've actually got one on here, eh is
banging playlist. Yeah, love this and if you want to
search that up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Michael Booblaz dominates hers, so he goes for more of
like a smooth, smoky sex.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
I keep your sugestions coming, nine sex, nine sex. Yes,
some people aren't getting down to some weird music.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
They are down to funky town.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Joins as shaid, good morning, Now, what's your number one
song on a Good Times love making playlist?

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
It's definitely the Glass Animals.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Gooey. I love Glass Animals. Yes, great song, This whole
album was incredible. But mess heat Wave, heat Wave, heat Waves.
That album was so I saw them last year in concert. Incredible.
This is so good. Oh yeah, get to the metal,
Get to the metal better.

Speaker 6 (01:18:29):
Skip that doesn't make you want to get in the mood.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Great, this is so good. I like really good. This
is a four minute forty nine song. I hope it's
a little bit more. Maybe the song plays a couple
of times before. You don't need any more than you
know this?

Speaker 9 (01:18:50):
Yeah, well it's four minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
Is just to get going right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Okay, love that thing. Okay, So these are the I'm
just gonna play I've been compiling. Okay, I'll tell you
what features a lot Doja Cat. This song is called
go to Town, and it was literally about.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
The intro sounds not immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Going from the country into town.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
On the bus shared an uber don't drink drive.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
No, it's literally the lyrics which I've locked out, which
we're gonna have to tap out of soon before it
gets Let's go to the do I want to know
by the Arctic Monkeys. I'll get it into the great song.
I love the Arctic. We've got some listeners with great tastes,
and we really do. It's about to get a bit
weird because somebody said they once heard the song by

(01:19:46):
Super Groove called Can't Get Enough, referred to us can't
get it Up. They love making song. Can't Get It
Up reminiscent of my man Mike playdo that's our key
we quoted for love making? There great this one. My
god is Georgie. Chu can Georgia Harris Georgia? Can you Hearris's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Returned George to your band?

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Yeah? I love making music. Somebody put this on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
I hope you under.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
That's weird. That's weird, Okay, I take back what I
said about our listeners having good music tastes. Yeah, I've
never heard the song before. Hotel by montel Fish. Somebody said,
this is a real sounds a bit trippy. This will
be have you rarely.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Someone nails I, Oh my god, someone's making left.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
There's Rob Zombie. Somebody says, really, it's a good pace
talking about this. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I mean, he's Pony in here by Genuine.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
Yeah, that's on my list. You's Pony by genuine. Chuck
it right in the middle there. Get a bit of
that on there. This one came in more than once. Really,
your body is a wonder that hardy. Now this one
not even a joke because I message in the bag.
I'm like, are you serious? And they said absolutely. It's

(01:21:15):
slipping away by the modern Maori quartete and Timmy m
I've been watching you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
I couldn't make love quartet, classic Maory sort of warbbles,
you know, get a brown boy in there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Yeah, but you from me, it's nice. I get to
a bit of grunty Uncle Tim right in the middle. Head,
we love Uncle Tim. Don't. It's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Someone some more Dosa cats. Someone said, attention by doja
cats up there. Listen to the opening lyrics. You probably
it is a little bit naughty.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Why don't you come over to the bedroom. I don't
know why I've gone xtent.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
She's not German, she's not a German. Quiet It's not,
isn't it? Yeah? Okay, I see.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
I think I'm imagining candles.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
What are you doing? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
What are you trying to everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
You're crawling along the floor and you're going to pounce
up onto the back like I'm a feral cat.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Someone said, I just got in the cart. This was
a bit sixer, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Isn't it? What else is on the list?

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Someone said the sweet as of the f e h
C In podcast on Our Heart.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Someone said, I am in my early sixties, but you know,
and we will take anybody here at the show. We
love all of our listeners at a bet of this,
oh yeah, rega flow and you and return to innocence
by anmah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Oh yeah yeah, yeah, Ye're beautiful. I'm flying imagine though
in the peak of the moment, you're flying away heads
in the clown.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Yeah, get into it to yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
It was very sensual.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Yeah, that's it is. It's very slow and personal love making,
not not jack hammering it to rob zombies, drag Hey,
we're actually not here to yuck any one's no. No,
you've gotta head all into the spectrum, don't you get
it into everything more? If you could only buy Tonic fletch,

(01:23:39):
has you know? Oh my god, this is like nineties
radio pop rop. Yeah, this I also believe was on
our own bisterings. Good oldness.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
That Phil Collins in the ear. That wouldn't that be
amazing if you could so much hit the peak on
the drum the beak.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
It just makes me think of that Canbury ad with
the Drummond Gorilla.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
Yeah, me too. We've got Soft Central love making listeners here.
It's gorgeous. We're all taking our time and like in
this busy world.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
And a half song by the way, Yeah, no saying
do cat weird? Stop doing that? How am I supposed
to say that douja douja cat?

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:34):
Am I saying it wrong? No? You don't say the
j produ was mocking you was mocking you?

Speaker 3 (01:24:42):
Do you make it like six syllables?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Cat dojar hare.

Speaker 6 (01:24:50):
Penguin and you're going the dojo.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Says so high bot dough jar hat?

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
What's sixty nine by tea paint? Have we even played
that here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
No, I don't think it kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
We like to play that one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I'm only your imagination fill in the gaps on that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:05):
Yeah, play z ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
You've got a little list of ubers fifty most left
behind items.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Well, fifty interesting items that have unique items that have
been left behind in the last year.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
New Zealand. No, it's World America, because the New Zealand
one I love is always at leg you know, somebody
left their amputated or their prothesis.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
So apparently this is the tenth year they've done their
annual index of things left behind in the Uber. Apparently
that already in California, Texas, Pennsylvania, DC, and Minnesota, Georgia, Massachusetts.
You can if you leave something in an Uber and
it's keys and wallets and phones are the most left behind,
which screws you if you ordered your Uber on that phone,

(01:25:50):
as happened to a friend.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
Yeah, you're going to get wait to get back home
to get on your laptop.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yes, there is going to be a feature where you
can request request that driver bring stuff back straight away.
Oh okay, while they're driving so they might be nearby.
You can be like, oh, forgot. Have you ever had
to What does that costure? It's well, yeah, just whatever
it costs for them to drive back. Probably a trip,
just a trip, well, but maybe plus a fee.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Just because you know, because it's out of their way, because.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It's maybe it's out of their way.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
You did it once before. What did I leave? I
think it was a phone and they you know, when
you wake up in the morning after a biggin and
then you're like, where would that be?

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
So, in no particular order, the things left behind in
ubers the most unique dnches with two teeth. Great, so
that's like a plate system yep, breast milk okay, human
here ye, Donnie Osmore Osmond group picture. Okay, so somebody
was someone's met Donalds and got a photo. An ankle monitor. Yeah,

(01:26:49):
you need that. They need a monitor that one hundred
and twenty donuts for twenty George Washington Hospital discharge papers. Wow,
A sack of marbles, an oxygen tank, a gold mouth grills,
brand new mini fridge, one red bottom, Louis baton heel,

(01:27:09):
an electrical harness. I reckon, that is electrical harness. Someone,
it's not sexy, as it's not sexy live fish, a
manequin a mannequin. Why does the medquin? I know because
it just says q U I N and I know
someone called Quinn.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
It's the rules of English.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
It's the rules of English. Yeah, got me their mannequin.
Two trees also left behind the Yeah. Two trees also
left behind in an uber on the annual index list.
A cape with the statue of Liberty on it. Two
hundred dollars of tamu items. A textured photo with a
rhinestone picture of Jesus. I want that. I want that.

(01:27:46):
Seventy five gallon fish tank. Okay, hard to forget a
pool stick in its case.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Do you think it's people leaving a lot of this
in the boot get out?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Yeah, and they forget that in the boot. Two chrome
exhaust tips, portable thermal into a board camp. A dishwasher,
a dishwasher that's Uber EXL. That's Uber exil, right. A
wizard wand a welding helmet. Two pounds of blue raspberry gushes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
It excuse you, beergut it if you turn up to
work and you didn't have your wizard wand and you
are a wizard.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
A toboggan, a police radio. Zane Malick merch handcuffs, two
wedding gowns, palvison planting gowns.

Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
Sor it was a pelvisan plant, a pelvisan plant. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
They had it replaced and they took a home replacement. Yeah, okay.
Rounding out the last ten of the fifty unique things
left in US ubers, twenty pounds of duck sausage, a
package of Life butterflies, a propane tank, double door oven,
hunting waiters, child's prosthetic eye, black stethoscope, meat slicer, kitchen
force it sleep apnea machine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Oh you need so.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
If you've ever let your yeah or your phone behind,
that pales in comparison.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Was it when you said that I wanted to come
duck sausage? That's not how I eat a duck.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
And sausage and sausage.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Get that a ruck?

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
What about like a hoisten dark sausage. I think it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Duk has to be cooked just so, just because.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
It wouldn't go it wouldn't go dry with that much
fat in it, because you'd have to have the duck
fat and have duck mince. That's what it is, mincep
duck breast and shot some duck fat in and as
you say, get some hoist and flow sausage. Butchers listening,
butcher's listening, I challenge you this good surge. Make a

(01:29:33):
duck sausage, send it to us. We'll cook it, and
we'll make her eat your words by saying, damn, that
is a delicious duck sausage.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Happy to receive duck sausage from our butcher listeners, not.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Listeners that aren't butchers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
No play if you're an amateur butcher, amateur duck sausage.
I only eat professional duck sausage. You've heard it here first,
we've got a snob.

Speaker 2 (01:29:57):
On our hands.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Plays it ends flesh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
I'm trying to buy some new sheets right because my
sheets were going a bit to completely.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
You know why they went pilly because you'd bought linen.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
No linen I always loved. I bought these cotton sheets
and they've got the ball. So I'm going back to Alturna.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Why are you getting into bed with your jeans on?
I know, I pausing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
So if you know how you can go into like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Super pajamas and she can't get out of them.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
It's so uncomfortable. So when my winter set and I
have to stick out the winter and these denim jeans.
So you know how you can go on AI and
you can go, you know, build me the bed and
give me a little look because I want to see
how it looks my war color. I just uploaded my
wall color, the douvet color and the set on clawed,

(01:30:48):
which is not its forte, and it drew me something.
It looks like the sims On paint.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Or the the Symptoms South Targets.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
It's simpler than it's got all the colors raw and
it looks it looks like the Simpsons couch. But someone
did it on Yearly. That might be it's not the
Yes Yeah, ridiculous. Now, hey, this is something that's really fun.
Someone shared this online and then I have the instructions
on how you can do this. This could be to
your parents if you live with them. It could be
to your partner anyone. You are a smart home speaker

(01:31:19):
with Yes, I guess so they used an Alexa.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I've got an Alexa, dude said, mom and Dad's Alexa
up because mom and dad got a new inter provider.
Oh yeah, and Mom's like Alexis has just stopped working.
Alexus has just stopped working. Here yeah, so so simple
to get to the internet. But bless, it's nice to
still be needed. So whatever, you've got your smart speaker.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
This girl shared how she set up on her parents'
smart speaker to fart, make a fart noise at six
twenty or whatever chosen time, every day, every single day,
get out of nowhere. The far the speaker would just
be that the parents, what the hell was that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Where did it come from? So for everyone, the smart
speaker can do these sorts of things, and it probably not.

Speaker 3 (01:32:09):
Yeah, so what you do is you could just go
on your Alexa and you say, say in case people
are playing it at home, and.

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
It changes it. I thought it only knows your voice
or can you sit it up? So I generally knows focuses,
and sometimes it'll say good evening. For it doesn't it
I did a voice pressure.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
So you go, hey this or whenever whoever you're addressing.
Set a new routine at every day at in cer
time here to fart on volume ten. It's all you
need to do, and it will do it every day
at say seven am.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
See this is a I feel like this is an
evolution of the prank that is a little bit nicer.
Than when you're in a hotel and you set the
alarm clock radio to wake someone up at five am.
That's doing that happened to me. Happened to me. That's
why I pulled them out at the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
What about that when I logged into I stated at
a motor lodge in Palmeerston, North and I logged in
to watch some YouTube and there was a YouTube there?

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
Why like a profile wasn't locked in.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Even I don't even think I could say it on radio,
but I think that you could. Maybe it's saved for
podcasts because it's very naughty, But just a reminder when
you're leaving hotels motows you want to log out because
I had fun in there. Man, I was putting them
onto all sorts of things.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough.
They want asked to tell people to tell more of
their friends.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
So people are clearly liking it, but we have to
tell them to tell others to it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:42):
I would concentrate more on the Shitter podcast that the
company the real losers.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Yeah, like yeah, maybe maybe won't say that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other
podcasts of the company make, but only after ours. Yeah
that and not more than ours.

Speaker 3 (01:33:59):
Because sixty little review though

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
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