Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 10th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
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lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fleet, Shawn and Hailey.
Happy Wednesday, Chili start, Happy Field Days, Happy Field Days,
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Wellington a tropical ten. Actually twelve point eight in lyle
By the warmest place in the country right.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Now, Lyle baywarm.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know, let's tag it and poose from the
Someone's left a pie next to the temperature freezer. Yeah
a five at the moment. Yeah it's a topaul one. Yeah,
she's a chili start. But it's going to be an
mostly nice day rather someone snip are locked in trip

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No, I remember when it were you were.

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You a strappy seventeen year old.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Seventeen I was starting to sort it out. Yeah, I
started to sort it out. Sixteen was worse. So I
think seventeen they're really going to come into the wrong.

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Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, man, I am just trying to forget that they're there.
I'm happy for jets to Happy birthday, yeah head this idea.

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Speaker 4 (02:32):
We've got party hats too. I just loves do you know.

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What I mean?

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Top six one?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
What have you got for us?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
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the road. Hale's as Mills ten. No, she's not as
Mills ten. She's a city for the eight crisis ten.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Last year.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Wait, have you dropped down the ratings? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, I'm a Liz Mills new Lin tin Liz Mill's
Auckland City five.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I haven't yeah right, Well, the top six dealing with us,
what was it? False advertising? Well yeah, they were saying
you could get a membership from six to ninety nine
a week, but there was a three percent service fee.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Bullshit.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
So got the top six Other lies that gyms will
tell you next on the show, though Almo Almo was
getting bullied plays Now it's not since Almo had his
iconic feud with Zoe's pet rock Rocco has Almo been
you know the target. He's never the target. He's a cut,

(03:48):
three and a half year old red monster.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Who would do target him?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Almo and Cookie Monster interview. When people ask me, who's
your favorite person you've ever interviewed to me, it's always
going to be Almo and Cookie Monster as a Yeah,
what a hell of an interview?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Was the person.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Haih that he's a monster? It was right there, someone
else was present. So Almos in the news now because
I didn't even know, I'm going to make sense that
Sesame Street is a fictitious street sit in Manhattan, New York.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
No, I knew that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I knew that was set in New York.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Because it's all that the mean streets and.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
All the one of those Brownstones, Brownstone steps and stars
and the.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Stoops and stuff. That's what they call them stoops, Right, Yeah,
I kind of like New York scenes. And so Almo
came out and tweeted saying good luck to both teams,
because of course the NBA Finals on at the moment
between the Spurs, the San Antonio Spurs and the New
York New York Next Now it's the next first appearance
in the NBA Final forever yeah, and he said, I
both hope both teams have fun, and boy Slash been

(04:52):
amazing loving this. Some feedback from next fan's Alma, you
don't understand nixt fans will literally second sacrifice you to
some bodega cat. Get on the right side of history, oh, Almo.
People are also saying, don't you forget your roots, you
little read f.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
This isn't the.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Time for sportsmanship, Almo. These streets ain't sesame, bitch. Almo
hopes both terms have fun. Somebody said, don't you forget
that sesame Street is a fucticial street set in Manhattan.
You goddamn coward. If you're neutral in situations of injustice,
you've chosen the side of the oppressor. Somebody wants to

(05:35):
Almo of that something about bullying a three year old
cute monster that is just really tackling me. I hope
gets priced out of New York and has to move
to New Jersey as a result.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
So wretch.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, the capital the sixties, it's been there since that
or is paying no rent because they had that fixed
rent deal grandmother friends, Yeah, you live in New York City,
you f and trader. Almo.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I just tried to look up Almo's net worth and
they said it they don't have an official net worth
because he doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, Almo. You're in New York and the
ship ain't gonna fly like people threatening a New York Next,
fans are typing in a thick New York accent, and
those comments calling al yeah we yeld more, no you play?
So then he really he's seen another tweet, yeah, saying

(06:29):
next that last message, Almo didn't mean to spoo you
on and it was like, bitch, the sign of a joke.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Do you remember a couple of years ago, when do
you do a good Almo?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I don't know, Almo. When Almo tweeted, Almo is just
checking in, how's everybody doing? And all the millennials winning,
they were like, man, not good. Yeah, dumped on him
and Alma was like, oh no, did almost Twitter also
get hacked?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Was at another systemes Street character does ring a bell?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Almo Twitter? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I feel like yes, and it shit Andy Semitic posts.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Almost and I wants to see how are we all doing?
Almo girl, I'm having a quarter life crisis right now.
Sit together to finish this last semester.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I'm mentally burnt out and I have a lifetime of
work going on. How are you Tea?

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Paine also joined in, saying I'm just looking for somebody
to talk to and show me some love, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Is Almo female?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
No? Male? Was our most female? I'm having an entire.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay, dear, we be normative and a moment dune the male? Yeah,
okay does it that Almo girl, while has the same.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
High pitched voice, was confused for younger vers, and Sesame
Street Workshop officially identi Almo as a boy. It hasn't
gone through puberty and that explains the voice exactly the
one people like, Oh, I'm not just checking.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Then.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
In podcast Network from the unmoderated comments section, this is
the top six Hi City fitties in a bit of trouble.
They've been ordered to pay one point one two million
dollars in a fine after a minute and mislead customers,
they said, we've got the cheapest memberships at six ninety
nine a week, but there's a compulsory three percent charge
called a transaction fee that you have to pay, So

(08:30):
technically six ninety nine never existed. Yeah, because it becomes
a bit more Yeah, yeah, so I think they worked
out that one hundred and twenty five thousand people paid
the fee generating and they're coming about one point six
million dollars in extra revenue. Right, so they're okay, Yeah,
there's sixty six city footies nationwide. Yeah, right, there's a lot.

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What is the most prolific gym chain in New Zealand?
I know there's anytime Fitness is in a lot of places.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Surely it used to be Jets, say when they when
Jets came out, it was always.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
In the main is in the main centers.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
There's not enough. There's not enough of them.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You want more touring around.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Sometimes you're like, well there's not a Lismells here.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
No, there's not. In a lot of places anytime Fitness
is the top franchise dominating the Kiwi fitness landscape.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
That you purple purple guy to use the purple though,
and the purple is like garish purple.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
And then it's like a like a Maldi Grimace. Yeah,
it is like Grimace is dead in a ditch for
a week.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Moldy asn't like have a chin. Where would his mock
or stop? It would just have to keep keep going.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
On. The Church the top six. Otherwise, gyms have told
you number six.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
On the list.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
No, you can cancel that anytime.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Has to be when somebody's on the desk hard to
find because you're working nine to five. Got to go
in there, and you do find somebody in there, but
they aren't qualify to do it, and then you do
it online, and then do it online.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
The plans you ten thousand times to be sure sure
sure you sure sure?

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They're chubs number five on the list of the top six. Otherwise,
Jim's I have told you the gym is actually never
busy at this time. Plenty of machines, plenty of machines,
plenty of machines.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Has been Jim busy lately. I think people are doing
their hibernation pre summer. Get me a little bit worried
about the locking them.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, or maybe they're going on a euro holiday. Yeah,
you're on the horizon.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'm trying to see what I can get done in
three weeks, sorry, what I can undo in three weeks?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah? Number four, How quick does the jab go happen? Nah? Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah, I'm anti jab, Okay, anti, I'm anti JA until
I'm not. Yeah, I'm anti jab as long as the
gym kicks in pretty soon.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah. Number four in the list of the top sex
Other Lives gyms have told you are we clean the
showers and toilets regularly, do Yeah, we're new ones. Yeah
we are your gym. Yeah flash, you know I really
enjoy my gym anytime fitness I go around. I've never
been in a single one of their bathrooms where the
extractor fan works.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Oh no, God, there are little boxes your gym, little
individual rooms engine and I.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Need an extractor fan. It just doesn't work at all. Okay,
sounds extractor fan. Just maybe you should leave radio and
start an extractor fan business, because I think thet doesn't
wear in my bathroom, doesn't it. I just don't think
it's enough enough. The extra you get too much bigger,
they get a bit noisy. I couldn't give a ship

(11:47):
the water is running. When it's cranking, I want to
sucking out of the y.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Wolves get a bit trippy.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah. Number three on the list of the top sex
Other Lise gyms have told you first month three with
a twenty four months Yeah. Yeah, Well it's free though
it's not really. It's just that spreading the cost of
that across the twenty four months you've just signed up
for sure for less. I'll take a month free for sure.
Number two on the last of the Top Sex. Other

(12:15):
lies gyms have told you, Oh, you'll definitely use the membership.
Think of as an investment in yourself.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, investment.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
That one's on you. That one is on.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
You, destroyer and take everything you ever wanted. Yeah, if
you let them exactly. And number one and the less
of the top Sex.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Other lise gyms have told you are we call you
when you haven't been for a while, just to see
how it's going because we care.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Hey, we just noticed we haven't seen you for a while.
Here you going everything? Okay? No, No, I blew my
life apart. It's sad.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
What's what's that I can hear? Is that a pack
of biscuits?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Sure is? Well, I don't know what kringle did you hear?
Was it the biscuits or the chipiece? Yeah, it depends.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I've got both on the go way Yes, sweet, so
very sweet.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's champagne.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's today Stop.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Six play z ends Fletch One and Hailey.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
There has been a recent study out of Australia looking
into how often or how many farts a day is normal?

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Why considered normal?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Because we must know the people must know. Now, there
were old textbooks that use the figure five to twenty
a day, but that was based on nothing like The
research was not tharer, whereas this new Australian study of
six and a half thousand people logging three hundred and

(13:33):
sixty thousand, one hundred and ninety two farts collectively in
an app that they had created for the study, specifically
called chart your Farty'd.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Opened the app after a little tot and.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Be farted two thirteen people.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I did ask you for the scale of the fart.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I'm not sure about length. It's just each fart is
just one fart, regardless of.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
What if it was that yeah without being crassed, you know,
because there was a yeah, but there could.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Be a yeah or well you know when you.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Walk like Morse code fart yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Is that one episode or.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
That's a really good question.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's a really good question. I'm not sure that this
study has broken it down enough.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Okay, I do. I just class it is one if
it was one event, one event, it's one release.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
So this has shocked me.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
The results of this Australian fart study, the normal range
two to seven a day, with an average five.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
What who's farting twice a day?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Maybe depends it all depends what you eat, right totally,
but normal. This is over an extended period of time.
Men farting slightly more than women five point two versus
four point eight. Okay, but they say that societal norms
might have swayed the the information a bit, that women
would be like, I'm not going to say I fart

(14:55):
at eight times today, how embarrassing, you know, count the
on it. And also I don't know if they had
an audio thing that because night farts.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
That yeah, yeah, I up a couple of times sort
of see me recently with a rumbler and whoa.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
So the most the peak fart window six pm to
ten pm, which lines up with like fiber heavy didn't dinners,
so your your meals kind of doing that.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Fun fact.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Benjamin Franklin used to log his farts and he was
roughly at seven a day.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Okay, it's a fight.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
He genuinely did that, right, Okay, So I was like,
two to seven doesn't feel.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Like a lot.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Well, you've got ibs.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
So then I asked.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
I just went online and asked, you know, would this
be affected by ibs? And absolutely yes, it would because
your stomach is fomenting things and you're creating more gas,
you'd have to release more. Yeah, so I might have
swayed the numbers on this nine six nine sex. How
often you fighting a day?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I don't think we need to know that, No.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Six nine six at six ft four in the morning,
company fats.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
If you done so far today, I don't think we
need to know that four times a day.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
But since I'm on Monjaro fifty farts, oh, I know
it would impact.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Why does Montaro increase the farts because the jab farts?
The jab farts? What because you're is it doing something
to you mentabolism and your guts?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
You maybe you're not eating as much because.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Sluggish did so by slowing down gastric emptying, the food
sets and you do district track for longer. This gives
gap bactery extra time to ferment the food, which increases flatulence,
boating and sometimes this thing sold for books?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
Can I have? It's because I've got that. I've got
that hung colon.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Really long colon even two will report no farts today
thus far whereas seven five four, probably twenty farts already
this morning. Good lord, okay, you're right. Ah yeah, they're
a woman, So can I be that? I'm a woman
dot dot dot.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
And you're fart up a.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Storm somebody else here, Sheila said, if you read that right,
are you sure it's not two to seven an hour?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I love what we're getting a pulse in the nation here.
We've got farny listeners, and.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Sheila had a colon resection and fart about one hundred
times a day.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I asked my husband, who's now stros nostril hairs have
been burnt off?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
What a colon?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
What a colon? Resection?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Is that where you take a bit out Maybe if
there's a cancerous or a growth I worried about.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Right back together? Good, well, let her not if she
needs more colon. I'm hung my first colon. That's a
long colon.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
What you donate some of yours? I have crimes. I
never thought only if I eat really bad food for me,
or it's close to my period. Okay from the eight
one too, I a woman would have estimated I would
be upwards of twenty yeah seven a day's low yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Hell, I think if we just I think as a nation,
we're not going to do it because we're in a
small studio. But I'm just gonna give us a countdown
and if you feel.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
To one, someone said ship them. Yeah, someone pushed and
it was like, I hope you're happy?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
What do way to start the day?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
The z N podcast Network play z MS Flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Haley Silly Little Pool.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little poo, silly.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Little today.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Does it annoy you?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And influencers complain online?

Speaker 7 (18:45):
Mm?

Speaker 1 (18:46):
What what do we take as complaining if they've had
bad service? They're letting people know about you have.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Bad service, or like delayed travel that travels Freeeah, okay
that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Or just crying about anything on a cue. It's like
what are you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah? Did you start crying before or after you've got
the camera out? Just before I reckon something? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Sometimes when I'm having a good cry, I do think
this is almost worthy of being filmed.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yes, for my record, I just can never find a
ring light when I'm having a real cry.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, and you need to get the light on the tears.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh my god. It's when they sit up there ring
light and then have a cry. It's the best. The
ring light's always on, but yeah it's not. The little
pole doesn't annoy you. When an influence wis complained on.
Like eighty eight percent of people said yes, twelve percent
of people said no, okay, yes. And I really hate it,
says Sarah, when they talk close up to their camera

(19:41):
while doing it. Ashd yes, and I especially hate that
I have so much pr to get through. Yeah read
the rhyme. Yeah yeah, yeah, We'll got jobs and everyone's
busy to.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Really stressful trying to get through all these free courier packages.
You have no idea how stressful life can be.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Any of them live it down my life and I
was having a bloody complainments is exactly it sounds. That
needs to get out the ring light, have a little one,
I can Sean says, especially about getting up early, like, bro,
you work four hours.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Anybody could get up early for the.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Excuse me that targeted bitch, excuse me. I feels like targeted.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, quickly, quick, quickly always. I just want to address
the brutal attacks I've been getting online.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Carolyn says, it annoys me when anyone complains online. Just
be happy and choose joy. Yeah. I don't know if
you've but the prim is I feel like a fair review.
Someone would come across as complaining sometimes, but it's nice to.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Get a fair review of the place.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
But they're just They're just doing it for the interaction,
aren't they.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
My favorite was that it says Dana was when an
influencer that brought two handbags from Everton and Queens Sound
and then proceed to complain on Instagram about how big
the carry bags are from Louis Vuitton to walk around town.
So went back into the shop and paid them to
ship her carry bags back to her house. First of
your problems, babe, are you going to afford to pay
for a Louis Verton to ship the bag, to ship
the bag that your five thousand dollars bag comes? I'm

(21:17):
sorry about how can you follow someone so insufferable? I
would just I could not something in my fee.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
They are bag, you know what I mean? They are
over so.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
That big on purpose because you meant to walk around
for the rest of the day and show off that
you went to Lewis Lewis Whitehorn. It's so good, George says,
I f on love it when they think it is
valid and relatable issue and it just isn't and they
get ripped to shreds in the comments, then to a
crying apology in a curated living room.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, love it.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's good stuff, George's stuff. So some of us forget
what it's like. Some of them forget what it's like
for the rest of us. They're in New Zealand influences
that are so out of touch with the rest of us.
They're just that are just getting by. A serious has
honestly got bigger and better things to worry about. The
minganoid by an influencer. In this world, you've really got
a pack and choose, so you follow like some us

(22:04):
follow everyone and watch everything.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
I'm like, no, no, yeah, It's like I've got people
I've followed for years and then you suddenly realize it
doesn't really align with me anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
It's I'll just unfollow.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
I'm going to know whatthing complaining, says Cat, because I'd
killed to be able to stay at home with my babies,
but I have to shot up to work and I
can't be paid to be a stay at home I'm probably.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Just jealous deep down to be total that's fair enough.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
So for so little pole, we said, does it annoy
you when influences campaign online? Eighty eight percent of you
said yes.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
The that M podcast network plays ends Fletch One and Haley.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Now, long listeners of the show will know that I
head have been of a.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Conundrum with my couch, a like it.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Broke, broken, a lot of back and forth with.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
The yeah, with the Australian company that I told Fletch
never to buy from, and yet he has.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, it looks great, scrap.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Nah, but look it.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Was fine, but it took like a year to get replaced.
And then it got replaced and it came in and
I was like, great, new couch, and then it started
doing the exact same thing, like fad like fades bad,
like profoundly.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's so sad.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
So this is the problem with Lenin's Hayley.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yes, you know, I know Linen fades, but this one
fades in a patchy way, like just it's real bad.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It's ugly, it's so horrendous, but here it is.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
And it's also a feather couch, right, which I liked
the feel of and the idea of, but it was
getting real thin, so it wasn't very comfortable, and I'll
say a complete waste of money, but again I refuse
to even go there. Then I you know, I've been
really busy between like February and now working on comedy

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and everything. I have not sat on my couch for
a really really long time. I haven't like watched TV
for ages. And my mum and dad have been enjoying
the couch because they moved in with mainly you know,
they watched their movies at night at I enjoying couch, yeah,
well hopefully not too much, not too much. And anyway,
so they've gone away and I've my schedules freed up

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a bit, so I've been back enjoying my couch and
I was like, it feels different.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
It just feels different.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
It's like harder but more puffy, but it's not something's
not quite right. And then I finally sat on one
of the seats because it just wasn't like sitting properly
the cushion bit and.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I was like, what is up with this effring couch?
And I unzip it to be like what the hell's
gone on?

Speaker 4 (24:39):
And My mother has apparently taken it upon herself to sort.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Of stuff them with little extra bits.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
And odds and sods that she's found around her old shit.
Like one of the cushions had four old cushion inserts.
I sort of thumbed in there she's puffing it up,
and another cushion because once I unzipped one, I was like,
I've got to see what this bit.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
One of them had a folded extra quilt that wasn't
being used, and she's been like stuffing.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So she stuffed them to.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Harden it up, to like fluff it up more because
it's it's too flat.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, it sucks because it's taken out as she stretched
the fabric. Probably it's a bit baggy.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, and it will go back to being all thin
and whatnot. But it's like there's no consistency because some
of them have cushions and some of them have blankets,
and I think one it's like.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
A towel, and you should have towel. Okay, towels are pushed. Yeah,
that's my You should have on your bed all different
sorts of pillows.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
No, no, no, but this, but on a couch, the
base layer should all be the same, Like it is
so botched. It looks botched, like my couch has have
bad filling, do.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Too much has gone to the lip.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, like some of it's migrated to the cheek
and it's hard and kind.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Of a bit odd. And I was like, I can't
believe my mom without asking as well, it's just like
kind of used my It was expensive this couch, expensive
couches who are old storage systems.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Well obviously doesn't have enough armed support for the oldies. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, they hate a low couch.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
This reminds me of when I made mine bought a
boxing bag and I said, what's in these? And I
don't know, I don't know, let's open it. That was
all second hand clothes, yeah, secondhand class Yeah, but then
yeah it was really weird and so we took them
all out. We never got them all back in really
packed in there. There must be a machine that does it.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Well, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Now, I'm like, do I take it or do I
bother or do I just have this lumpy, botched couch
that's like ugly faded, probably gonna break.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I'm not going back to that company ever again.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Worth a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
With a lot of money but honestly worth nothing to
make is it's uncomfortable And yeah, Petsy's just like tried
to diy refill.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Across the couch cushions.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Well, could you go to spotlighting it some filler? You know,
you get some to do, like a proper filling. Just
get a bunch of what about just a bunch of
cheap pillows but put them under Yeah? What about air
earcut leaf?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
What if I coughed elastic around what's in there already,
but then tightened it and then you've got the leaf blowering.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Do you remember those inflatable toy the beer had If
you brought so many toos, you could send away, send
you an inflatable chair. In early two thousands and many
a flat had an inflatable.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Aren't chir Yeah, furniture was all the rain.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I don't know if towy furniture goes with Haley's daycorn aesthetic.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
What will be orange? You know there are hints kisses
of orange through the house.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
The z M podcast network lays ms flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Now, yesterday, Apple had one of those days where they
announced a whole bunch of features, producing earlies you you
were watching, you watch like a highlights reel.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh my gosh, my TikTok feed was full of it
yesterday and I love it so much. Oh I didn't
get it. Is it a new iPhone or anything like
that yet?

Speaker 8 (28:05):
No, it's just like things things, But it's software. It's
the iOS software.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's that was what I was things there, so things
iOS software.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, icons are all going to be changing to be
more glassy, so all the app icons will be three D.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Or were resistan you can already do that.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
But yeah, so speaking of sorry, so win Spotify, don't
make it going back the fare thing that they did
the disco ball and then everyone was like yuck, and
they went a little.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Changed beat and they said only be for a couple
of days. Mine still a disco ball, which I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
But I hate the disco ball. Get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Get rid of it immediately now my heart anyway.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
One of one of the features the things that has
been discussed after this announcement is a new feature a
built in bill splitting feature and iowas twenty seven which
is coming out, which will allow users to snap a
photo of the receipt that the restaurant gives you, and
I would automatically scan the receipt and assign items to

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different people, for example, your extra money bags. How will
it know that.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
You?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
It just it just sees what's on there. You select
what you had on your phone from a photo of
the receipt and sees how much you have to pay. Yeah,
and then if you're using Apple Cash, which I don't
think New Zealanders do, but you you can do that overseas.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
I know this Apple pay no, but I think I
had an Apple Care right, Well, then that would you.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Would just pay with that? Oh yeah, so it's yeah,
it's a great way of splitting the bill with friends
because I don't know, you never want to be the
last person at a b yo. Otherwise your.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Rice and corkage and you're getting the chips because.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
The drunk friends left and they've already gone on the
uber or the.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, but you also had money bags.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
You had the and you had next to cocktail, and
who's paying for that?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I actually haven't had money bags and so long, and
now I'm like, I think I'm my day won't even
with our money bag.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Actually, so a lot of shift selection. You get a
money bagamosa. You get a do you like the prog
chicken on the fresh cakes? Yeah, you get a fresh cake.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
You know what we need to do a ty b
wal it's been way too long. Yeah, there's that great
one up on k Rode.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's great ones all. I was just fine Nation of
our Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
They actually there are.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I think the best time you ever had was in
Wellington and her Ti tie and I can't believe they
didn't call it.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Why did they not? No?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
No, it was called something like some Thai word.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Huge.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Yeah. Huge. Also now producer early something that was announced
yesterday that could be good for you know, our videos
that we.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
That we post.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Yeah, So I was at a I went to a
listen yesterday because learning's good. Is good?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Why do you have to go to what a conference
or something?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
The conference came here, but I was going to listen
about Adobe, which is how we how I edit our video?
So Premiere pro and they have just introduced generative Video Extension.
So basically I could put a video of you guys
in it and then say I need this to video
to be five seconds longer. It'll watch the whole video
and then find a way to make you guys five

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seconds longer. It only.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Up.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
But also they've got a new translation feature, which I
think could be fun for us.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
So I could put in one of our videos and
then be like, make them Korean.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Speak.

Speaker 7 (31:30):
Speak speak with the important word in that sentence. Make
you speak Korean. It'll dub your voice instantly, but it'll
also make your mouth move, so it'll it detects where
your mouth is and it'll make it look like you
genuinely are speaking Korean.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Are you telling us that we can finally break into
the lucrative South Korean market we get.

Speaker 10 (31:49):
To Korea and he was doing this instantly.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
He was like, now I'm speaking Turkish, now I'm speaking Spanish.

Speaker 10 (31:55):
We could go with girl Baby.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
We could break into the South American market with our video.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yes, do you know what? Who do you know who
mussed out on Girl Math Korea?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I mean we'll tart that up, make it Korean.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
You You could literally take one of our most popular
vity is girl Math, which has happened. So that's happened
really on reels though, because sometimes I'll get a real
and it will be for example, a model South America
model definitely not speaking English and but it'll be in
English and it sounds a bit weird, and it's like
Meta is already doing that instant AI translation.

Speaker 10 (32:30):
I can't edit the video.

Speaker 7 (32:32):
This is actually physically editing your mouth to move to
match what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Oh can it edit our mouths to move to say
something in English that we don't mean?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Yes, but I do like it because of any old
videos of a service of me saying something inappropriate, which
is kind of okay at the time, I can say
it's going to be A that's going to be A.
Isn't that insane? There is nowhere to know that that's
been done, Like does it have an AI symbol or
does it video.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Is a I will say Adobe is very ethical with
how they do it. They've got music libraries and they
actually work with artists and stutch.

Speaker 10 (33:07):
They're not just like stealing from people. So if I
was to use it, we're not copywriting or anything. But
it's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
That's like saying the gun manufacturer is a good just
making gun speedfal people.

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Pretty crazy? Yeah, wow, Okay, So when are we breaking
into Korea? Then North South.

Speaker 10 (33:28):
Murder us N we found and they love girl meth
up there.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
We should do.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
The girls aren't aw to touch money in North Korea.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
No, they've got to get one of seven haircuts. Yeah,
they'll have to give one of North Korea's haircuts. We
could we could just make jokes about North Korea and
then translate them, and the South Koreans like jokes about
North Korea.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Surely they broke free.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, I know, but I'm just wondering whether on is
that's sort of like right, see that right there, what
the world makes jokes about North Korea.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I think we should do this.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
I think as soon as you can get your hands
on this ability, Let's take our biggest girl math. I
think it was like Taylor Swift tickets or something like that.
Let's translate it, have us talking in Korea and see.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
How we go in different We'll get our listeners to Posha.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Posha to South Korea.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Needwork plays that ends flesh fore and Haley.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Ready if you see your fair inside at the side
of the role that says fIF name miles.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
To a sh.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Shuts hid bab.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
Well.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Shannon, our producer, if you're new to the show, gives
us these hacks.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah, she does. She gives them freely. And we judge
them harshly for being honest.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, well I think we judge harsh but fear yes,
we're not going to hand it to them. There is
some talk that producers Shannon's news segment unpredictable history. It's
already surpassed. It's already we last and may overtaken. And
I'm going to get some more history. Well, what have

(35:03):
you got for us today?

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Well, it is a flu season. Everyone is getting sick.
Every office is depleted.

Speaker 10 (35:09):
At the moment.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Also, don't just get a cold and say you've got
the flu.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Oh my god, it's my least favorite thing. You know,
if you've got the flu, you are ruined, proper ruined.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Don't be like I'm flu now, you know you've got
a head cold.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Men are so quick to say I've got a flu.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
It's not the flow.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Not all men. As we say I've got the flu,
give you the flu.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Everyone's getting sick at the moment, And the number one
thing you need when you're sick is a roll of
toilet paper with you at all times to blow your nose.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
All that.

Speaker 10 (35:52):
That's I think that's a personal issue for you.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
But no, but my hack today instead of having to
physically carry a roll of toilet paper around your house,
or having multiple tissue boxes everywhere. My hack is when
you're wearing your dressing gown, because obviously you're sick, you're
wearing a dressing gown, right, you loop the toilet paper
through the rope of your belt and it's a little holster.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
This is.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Enjoy your caravan.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
It was like some kind of wearable.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
You should wear a robe as if you're a woman
going through you know, menopause and you just need comfort,
or if you're at a hotel and you put one on,
you're like, look at me, I wear a robe.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
We were robes, Yes we do born yeah, throw up, yeah,
light cotton one you know.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
Imagine you now are your own toilet paper dispenser.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
But you are like I just.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yeah, yeah, boxes of you know, the kind of toilet paper.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
But that's not I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
You're more squad.

Speaker 10 (37:08):
And yeah, tissue just the dispenser.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Of it, you know.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah, but it could be in some kind of dispenser
like a box.

Speaker 10 (37:16):
That could How are you carrying the box around and.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Your the same way you carrying the around gam somewhere.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Also, if you're wearing a thing and you're pulling it
the snag on your fluffy rock. It's going to break
it off. It's gonna be the most infuriating thing.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
This is terrible. This is terrible.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
In fact, almost almost I.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Think we almost think.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I think we.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Machine it is two once it slaps once his ship hack. Well,
it's a fifty percent.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
I mean said, buy some tissues. Did you really want
me to keep opening the text used? What do you
do with the five stars?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
We could put a plastic bag on the other side,
a rubbish bag on the hook on your bathrobe.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
I just think the wholester of a toilet paper is
it's kind of whimsye I.

Speaker 8 (38:07):
Need your string is there and then you put the
toilet That hard to imagine like this.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
It's just because I'm trying to think it's so bad
on my it must be okay, the way they are
so it's terrible, and I'm imagining it wrong.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, no, you're not. You're just dumb.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, okay, that's one.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
It's one thing, the text machine of loving it.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Okay, we'll let it's a note. In fact, you know
what robes nine sex nine sex? No, anti, I don't
mind a robe with lovely robes at the j W you.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Marry toweling and search for a swim. No, it's a one.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Is there any more positive? If you guys? I love
this hack.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Next time you're sick, I hope you're extra sick.

Speaker 8 (38:59):
And you can't and you can't.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
I did say, why are you walking around so much?
We've got to be resting.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
That's a good yeah, Okay, I might upgrade to a
one point five. What's it a dressing gown and a robe?

Speaker 10 (39:16):
One's a house coat, right, that's what Canadians.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I feel like a robe is here and a dressing
gown is like the fluffy fluffy yeah right, and a
robe would be your silks and your cottons.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Your linen.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Okay, where are we seting?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
So it could be the worst hack of all time? Yeah,
you're avoiding all the good ones.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
A robe prioritizes absorbency and is designed to dry you
off after a shower. Dressing gown is an elegant layer
focused on smiling, style and modesty.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
So I was going the other way around.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Okay, I'm back down to one one. Is it a
one star hack? Yeah? Should we put a thread out there?
One more one star hack? And it's and it's cut,
and it's can't. Yeah, we'll cut the segment.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
We need Shannon to save your sigma.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Come back with another hack until you're sure it's going
to be a five.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
She would take a break for a small amount of time,
so you find a good, good hat.

Speaker 10 (40:05):
The issue was this, I thought this.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
A good hair, So maybe chuck it through a few
more filter systems, because when you started speaking and you
set it out loud, car and put her head in
her hands, Maybe run.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
It past her. She's gone around.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But it's like a three.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
It's not a five. It's a one. It's a one
to three.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
One, one across the Okay, here we go, Okay, one,
it's away the judge. You see your favorite sign at
the side out of a road that says one Summax Slash.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
One Subbery.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Slaze in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Now, we want to know right now, were you able
to hide your breakup and for how long? Maybe you
just couldn't tell your family, Maybe there were other reasons
why you had to sort of like sit on it
for a little bit. Because around a Grande and SpongeBob separated.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Was this one of the most Ethan Slater is his
real name, that this was one of the most punching
celebrity relationships of all time.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Well, yeah, I mean he's like a musical theater guy.
He was in he was in Wicked and all of that.
He's a great actor. But he does play SpongeBob and
like it's the most cringe performance ever because it has
to be SpongeBob square dance.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
So that lasted longer than anyone thought, right, it was.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
So three years they were dating.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I think it was just weird because of her exes
and her she'd hooked up with, and then she hooked
up with this like nerdy theater kad and everyone was like, what, so.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
You know her new album.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
They were saying that the new album is not inspired
by the breakup, nor is the music about Ethan. Right,
but they've kept it secret for months. This was I
can't I can't don't know how exactly many months.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Was like six months. I think that they broke up
ages ago, so.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
They've just been said several months, Okay, several months, so
like three four, I guess, and they just kept it private.
I guess because they've been busy. They've been working on
other things. She's been getting ready to release this album
and go on tour.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
But also, like when it's just your Joe blogs and
you break up with your boyfriend or your girlfriend, like
your friends care, but this, this is these are this
is a celebrity couple. Like, everyone's going to have questions.
So I can kind of see where you would want
to keep it secret totally. You just don't want to
talk about it.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
It can't be bothered. We've done it, and they said,
you know, they're remaining friends and all that bullshit. You
good luck with that.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
It's apparently people can be amicable when they break up,
right Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
So good for them.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
I mean, if they want to do that, right, But
that's a lot. There's heaps of months, especially because you're famous. Yeah,
they were able to hide it and I won't know
like how, like did you break up and you hit
it for a while? Why why did you hide it?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
A lot of people don't want to deal with the questions.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Someone said more than a year, and it's more than
a year.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
We're gonna okay, we need to know why as well.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Yeah, I want to know why how long did you
hide your breakup for and why did you hide it?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Who from in particular.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Do you think it had anything with the Ariana Grande
and Ethan Slater? Didn't he break up with his wife
who just had a baby. Yeah, and so I guess
if you're going to make the bold choice to leave
your wife a newborn, you probably want.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
To stick with the next one for a while three
years as well.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, Yeah, I saw some bas online like black pinks
to blame or you know, fans are like black pinks.
Rose is in their middling she strikes again, what with SpongeBob?
Hang on, no black pink sing a Rose back into
the I'm reading this fresh. But the viral fan theory

(43:47):
known as the Rose breakup curse the claims that celebrities
who take photos with Rose.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Later breakup news with your partner.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Just photos, So it's a curse. There's no wayte Spongebobs.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
There's no way he was going to get bloody around
a grand.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Das like cookie.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Okay, one hundred dollars at mson number. We'd love to
hear from you this morning. You can text through nine
six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Did you hide your breakup for? How long? And why
did you hide it?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Anonymous? You kept a secret for two years.

Speaker 10 (44:18):
It wasn't me, It was my ex keipt it a secret, Okay,
were you the one that broke it off?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Then yes?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Yeah, and so what he was embarrassed to talk about
it was his friends.

Speaker 11 (44:30):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
I remember this happened in twenty twenty, and I had
someone show up at my house later that year saying
i'd be cool to catch up, let me know when
you're when he's around.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I was like, I'm so sorry, we broke up like
a year ago.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Had someone else show up the next.

Speaker 9 (44:48):
Year say so, and so he hasn't been answering my calls.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
I really nice to catch up sometime. Can you let
them know called?

Speaker 11 (44:53):
I think again, I'm so sorry, really not.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
He doesn't live here.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Anymore, hasn't two years.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
This is a problem with key some key we men age.
I'm devastated.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
He already had a new girlfriend at that point.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
So I really just wasn't what this is.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Did you message him and be like, oh, tell you mates, No.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's that's not I'm not going to thank you. Are
some messages in Oh, there's a whole range of times.
Someone said it took him over six months to tell
his parents that would separated. Oh, yeah, which was really
weird because I told my parents before it even happened.

Speaker 7 (45:33):
Do you know.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
I'm sure my mum won't mind me saying this, but
my mom Craig is not my mum's first marriage.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Oh you are bastards, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
We were, We were both bastards, but the other guy
was not our real dad. Craig is the dad.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
But my mum got married at twenty eighteen or twenty tweeny,
real young, and they separated and I think her parents
had said to her, you know, like this is too
young and everything, and she was like, no, no, no,
I'm doing it. And so when they separated, my mom
didn't tell her parents for ages, and my mum's mom
would ring my mum's ex husband and be like, you know,
can you tell pats And you'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Ring, what he didn't tell your parents?

Speaker 4 (46:12):
He's like, wasn't it yeah, because she didn't want to
tell them because it was a little bit of like
told you so yeah, yeah right, yeah. I mean, Patsy's
overseas at the moment, but she would have loved us,
and so I'll just tell her story on her behalf.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, yeah, totally. My husband and I have been separated
for one and a half years now. Most of our
family and friends back home still don't know. Cultural bullshit
is one of the okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh one
hundred and tals a M nine six nine six. Why
did you keep the relationship break up a secret? And
for how long? Alan messaged in my friend my friend
group recently found out that our old friends had broken

(46:44):
up six and a half years ago. They still have
married on their Facebook profile, and neither of them had
hinted that it on social media. It happened like before
COVID and we had no idea what I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
You can't be in contact so much.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
They can't be really close for it.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
No friends, Yeah, friends.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I guess some people don't want to admit that they failed.
Is there a shade?

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Yeah, for sure, Olivia? How long did you keep it
a secret? And well?

Speaker 9 (47:12):
My ex actually has hid from the UK and his
mate from childhood would text me every now and again
being like, oh, why is he upset with me? He
has heard from NDA so long and Daddy daddy da.
But we were broken up for over a year, you know,
message and back being like, oh, you know, it's not

(47:34):
it's all good, you know, don't worry about that. Yeah,
because I didn't feel it was my place to tell him.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah, why why but why wasn't your ex partner replying
to him? Was he angry with him?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Or no, he's just useless?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah, so's yeah, okay do yea he knows now.

Speaker 9 (47:56):
I assume so because I haven't had text in the
last year.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Yeah, okay, all right, so he's finally he got around
to it. Yeah yeah, I mean Olivia, thank you. Als
some messages, and.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
My friend Grip recently found out that.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
I read that.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah, sorry, you've read that. I stuffed up there, and
I'll apologize. I'll keep out.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I keep it quiet for six months, remember, and at work,
I'm a teacher. I didn't want to explain to the
kids while I was changing my last name halfway through
a school year.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Oh yeah, going through divorce as a teacher, right.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, and then you've got to explain to some brady
kids like that are going to tease you call members.
Oh you think you can get a new teacher next year?
You get your little notification that you moved schools.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Good play.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Actually, my best friend who partner lived next door to
me and my partner. We saw each other almost every
day and always hung out and did stuff altogether. They
had been broken up for three months before we worked
it out, and she.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Never told us.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You can't have heard any big arguments over the fence. Yeah, yeah,
it might have just been one of those fall apart
pull of parts.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I'm not strictly hiding them.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
But when people at work ask about my family and
how's the lifestyle block, it's too walk to say where
she sold it because we separated a couple of months ago,
So I just say yeah, good, yeah, right, just like
it's like the avoidant too hard?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Can't you bother getting into it?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
It's life. You're going through a breakup and emotionally draining.
It's a lot to also deal with other people better.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah, from experience, we kept our secret for a while.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
I didn't really keep it secret. I just didn't people
last I told them, But I just just you weren't
on the radio broadcast. Why did you two keep it secret?
Because you were in love with.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Each other hard. We didn't want people to know how
hard we were hooking out like sod like you oh
man like that?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Now you're just fueling the reddit rooms. Well, well, dispelled
by now because you know, because you've got a girl friend.
Why would yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Why would I?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Why would I lower myself to I've obviously got it
because people say a lot about this face, but it.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Does look like you can have experience. Yeah, yeah, they
see her face in their las.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
What it's going on there? How does he do it?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
And that's why we made it's not the hole nasty Jesus.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
I don't know what that thing. Yeah, it's not carry
off packing out at all. It might be sometimes, it
is sometimes and it is not even that cold. Oh man,
it's cold out here.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Ji, this is cold its degrees? Does it?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Does it count if the person you didn't tell you
were breaking up was the one that you were dating
emotionally about long before the official split. Yeah, my boy
ex boyfriend I used to work together, but it was
a small team of four, so he kept a secret
for a couple of months to not make it awkward
for the team. Then immediately became awkward when we did
tell people. Yeah, but I guess it's the the band
day off or someone said, I just keept I keep

(51:02):
it quiet because people are nosy and they ask questions,
and I wasn't in any situation to answer them.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
I think that's the most common three day people just
like can't be bothered. Yeah, already going through enough as
a breakoup.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
So then you go stop being nosy.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
What you need to do is you need to get
hook up with the work mate and just hook up
hard like this that does that.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
M podcast Needwork plays that ms Flesh Porn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Hey, you on the phone?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Better can guess your mom's.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Say for Yeah, when was the last time we played?
Feels it feels like it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, So this is a game. Bet I can give
your mum's same. Vaughan asks a listener five questions about
their mum and then has fifteen seconds to try and
guess her name. If you can do that, Hope, you
win one hundred dollars cash. Good morning, Hope.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Hope.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It must be stoked when you see all those I
Am Hope awards and stuff around, because you're.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Like, I am Yeah, I get the time.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yeah, yeah, no, I.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
I'm actually hoping you. Okay, now, Hope, let's let's talk
about your mum. Well, you've got five questions. Questions, do
you want to do a grounding?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
A hum?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Do you want to let us in a hum. Hope
you hum will join in on our respective frequencies. Okay,
when my feet weren't touching the floor, there a well
is that? Okay? Cheers on the Okay, so I got

(52:34):
to touch the floor. I take my boots off because okay,
go again. Yeah, I found that that was out that bitter.
We're going to get mum's name now, Vaughn totally getsing
mum's name first one.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
It's a bit of a classic. What year was Mumborn?

Speaker 7 (52:53):
What she was in?

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Nineteen sixty?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Nice?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Nice? I mean, so that makes it fifty six. Put
some sixty names in there.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, sixty names.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I was going to start nineteen sixty nine. It's going
to start with our absolute classics.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
We're sort of piece put peace and Flowers nineteen sixty nine,
getting in the into the hippie groove of the sixty seventy.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I think there might be some flower daisy, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Some flowers daisy hazel, Yeah, daisy hazel. Maybe a rose,
maybe a rose, Maybe a dandylion, yeah, dandy.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Dandy lion in there.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah. I'll put our names in because we always Yeah,
Christine put a Catherine down to Catherine. Yeah, put a Catherine, Kathy, Catherine.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
That's producer Carlin's mum's names and stacks. George has just
walked in and she has a strong energy. I think
just put children there.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I know, mum's George Georgiana. Yeah, yeah, Georgina, Georgiana. Question,
where did your mom grow up? Heart? Okay, well you're
a heart girl, Haley. What would you want some classic
mum named Tracy?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Yeah, Diane, Denise, Denise, Diane, you're Kathy.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
We've got sorry. I just felt such a big connection
as Judith.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Judy. Yeah, that's a good Judy. I'll put both because
you know, the two different names can be the same,
but the different. Barbara, Yeah, your barbs Barbara von Oh yeah, yeah,
that's beautiful. Down a Fion. That's a mom.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Do you want to keep an eye on the text
machine of it?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
The No, Fiona not Theona.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Never heard that name before. A couple of messages for Lisa.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Okay, for Lisa, feelings.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Great reference ship reference bro app okay.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Next from one of your mom's siblings, names.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Craig and Daniel.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Oh same vintage. Yeah, I think we're right.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
He's got brothers brothers names Matthew and Steven. As far
as we know, Denise, we've got there.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Someone said Heather, Okay, yeah, Heather, that would be as
of the vintage and that sort of hot vibes. Yeah,
very hot vibes, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Can I ask?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
This is a personal question. It's not going to lead
us anywhere. What part of the hut shelder over the Hell?

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Nice?

Speaker 1 (55:48):
They're really tagging themselves on their ray.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Who was it? Who was then from Tawa?

Speaker 7 (55:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
The other one that lived over the hell?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Chloe?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You put down Chloe Chloe over the Hill? Who was
from she was the famous? Yeah, so that's of the vintage. Okay,
next question? What what what pets does your mum have?

Speaker 12 (56:13):
Oh, she doesn't have any pets.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
She's no pets.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Wow, a mom without pits.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
What about Donna? Donna?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Donna doesn't have pets. Donna's too busy for pets. Donna's
out selling houses on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, Donna when she does have three times, like to
go overseas. It costs so much to have pets when
you love to travel? Yeah, I love to Tina. Oh yeah,
I think I've got a Tina year. That's Marie Tanya,
And what's your mum's favorite color? Or of course, love purple?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Cheryl loves purple.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
What's the age where you just start loving purple? Well,
it's any age. If you're from the heart, a purple
could be born into your from your heart. Yeah right, Stella,
I've got a friend from the heart all around about
the same vintage, great name.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I don't know if it's something someone's trying to tell
me something, but this pen's terrible. If I put any
pressure on it, it clicks off.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Do you think it's saying stop, you've already got it?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Maybe? Yeah, Maybe it's telling me not to waste any
more of my energies. Okay, well some psychic? Is that
your five questions?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Okay, well there we go. Hope Vaughn now has fifteen
seconds to try and guess your mum's name. If you
hear your mum's name, say stop, that's my mom's name.
Your time starts now. Karen, Beiv, Chris, Catherine, Lisa, Daisy.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Oh my god, was waste of time? Which one?

Speaker 11 (57:44):
Karen?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
It's just starting, Karen? Does she hate that everyone went
all Karen?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Karen, Karen, yes, very much.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
So we just wasted so much time, we could have
just wrapped it upright early.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
What did is just a part of them? Is she
a Karen though.

Speaker 11 (58:05):
Mostly Karen.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
She's from She's named Karen, She's from Lower Hut. Her
favorite colors purple, and she hates pitts. She is, Well,
you won one hundred dollars, hope, congratulations, and you've kicked
off the bonus round, the bonus round. While you're on
the phone, guess in your dad's name, so it's there's

(58:31):
no questions, and well we'll ask you to remain silent.
Hope one gets a dad starter. Before it even started today,
I felt a strong connection to the letter m matt
Mike Mark, so I don't know his much. And then
you see your dad's brother's name is Matthew. Yes, and
I wrote down Matthew and Steven written down on him.

(58:53):
See my working here, I see you work Karen and Steve.
It's such a from the vendor ste.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
But I had the feeling of an I thought.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Young form Matthews granddad was Matthew for I think following.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
This is your it's your gut. I had them written
at the start.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Karen and Mark, Karen, Karen and Mark, Karen Mark.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I'm feeling an im I'm feeling Karen. Though Matt and Karen.
I would have said Mark because of the m. But
like when you said Matthew, there was a big pang
on my not Matthew on my radar. It's just that
you just feel, you know, I'm not going to deny
my psychic ability. I've got a naysayer here. Okay, Hope,
is your father's name? Matthew? You no, it's not. You

(59:44):
are kidding me.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
I was like, he can't be.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yes, must say it was the grounding ground.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
It was not on them.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
That's what I got.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
The mpain know, how does.

Speaker 7 (01:00:01):
He do it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Another one hundred dollars the dance name.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Congratulations, blown away by that in the lovely kid Hope, Hope,
well done, Congratulations you know one Hope. It might have
been I had some blood taken yesterday off. You're not
supposed to have it on for an hour, this blood,

(01:00:25):
this blood stick.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is a hard man, but always he's showing off. Had
some blood taken away, and maybe that was a trip
that was impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
It was it was then podcast needwork now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Fletchenbaorn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You may notice that I message you guys about something
yesterday and I don't have them. Do you remember this
conversation so Alan producer, Carwhen has been doing a lot
of years to work for us.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
She's been working at her.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Butt off car when we're having a discussion about how
wonderful you've been lately, and we thought we're going to
get her some hours, and I said, leave that with
mail pit flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
These guys will pick Magi flowers, Mankee Maggie flowers. Now
I just would have looked around harm grabbed some.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, or I don't know. If there's this park and
it has lots of concrete slabs and it's always flowers publack. Yeah,
you can't take a nice little story about somebody. Yeah,
and these are always free flowers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Some of them are plastic.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Produced, Carwen, don't you think your way when the three
of us come together and think we're just going to
do something nice for Carwen, that you would trust me
to make the right decision.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
So I was driving home yesterday and I live like
along this country road that has one of those nice
sort of on the side of the road stalls honesty policy.
You go in, you transfer the money and you get
this thing. I've got a really nice bunch of flowers,
bag man, and they had the proteas in them and
some you're just drawn to the protein. Yeah, it's a

(01:01:54):
national flower, it is, and it roses lilies and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I was like, perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
And the paper around it was like this kind of pink,
felt almost like I was celebrating like a baby shower,
and I didn't want that to be the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
But I thought great price actually discounted price.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I was, and what's wrong with them if they discounted?

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Well, I just didn't like the paper, and I thought,
I've got so much paper at home. Yeah, I'm gonna
take these apart and i'll rewrap them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Oh god, it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
So I go home and I was like, i'll wrap
these and I'll go into my garage. I got so
much paper and stuff like that. I was like, I'll
find something that's a bit more Carwin. And I found
this really cool kind of like multi color striped paper,
and I was like, this is perfect. So I unwrapped
the thing and I sort of retied the string. I
pulled out one flower that looked a bit limp, which
I think is why it was discounted. I think this

(01:02:42):
flower is gonna last.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
A long time, and that's a lost, that lost.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Because it's chewy, right, So I take this apart and
I kind of jumbled the mix of it, so I
was trying to put them together.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I'll say this started a lot worse and worse and worse.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
But oh God started to red a florist once like,
this is gonna be easy. I love a rounding flowers.
Oh I was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
So she was just like, I'm out of my depth
and had to like, yes, that from scratch. I think
people do look at flowers and things easy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
No, no, no, there's an art anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
I've had them looking nice enough car and then I
thought she'll really appreciate this from a dear friends Fleisch
forall and Hayley. And then I wrap it in this
sort of nice paper and I found a nicer ribbon,
pink ribbon to tie around it, and I left them
on the bench and then I went about my evening.
And then just before I went to bed, I popped
them in a nice tall vase. But I only had
the sort of jug VARs, and I put them in

(01:03:38):
the VARs so that there'll be nice and fresh for
car in the morning, I'll grab them and then well,
you know, get here. So I wake up in the
morning and there's a mess in my kitchen and I
think my little shit cat has gotten up on the
bench roaming around and he's knocked over the vase. So
the flowers have fallen face forward onto the ground and
it's water everywhere. Oh no, I was already kind of

(01:04:01):
running late pick up the flowers, and I'll see some
more of the flowers looked a bit damaged, so I
was like, what's the time, I've got time, I'll just
quickly rearrange.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
There's the bunch is getting.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Smaller and smaller, but already reduced to clear by the way,
these flowers already reduced to clear.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
So I rip off the paper that I've already repapered.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
That's now screwed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
So I have to find new paper, and I'm tying
these things together and I'm pulling out the ones that
got a bit.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Most the roses just took the fight the brun to
the fee, so that are coming out. It started to
look like a real dud bit of florestry here. But
I think, you know, Carwen, it's the gesture, and I
get new paper, and I just find it in the
drawer and I wrap this thing and I put it
there ready to go, and I go to make my
smoothie and I turn it around and the paper has
sort of melted from the water. It was more of

(01:04:47):
a tissue paper. It doesn't have that feel, so that's
kind of clumped around it. So then I undo that
paper and I just think, you know what effort. I'll
just put the ribbon around it. Tie the ribbon around it.
It's like she won't mind this shit now looking raw dog,
unwrapped bit of paper with a card.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I'll do that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Go to the bathroom, do everything, check my watch and
running late, get in the car. You wow, are they
even going to be flowers tomorrow? And not even they're
not in water? Oh they're not in paper, They're not
They've had the majority of you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Just raw dog in these flowers on the bench. The
can's probably gonna come back in.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
And be like, yeah, the caid's gonna eat them.

Speaker 10 (01:05:28):
The nicest present you could give your producer, Carlin is
showing up to work on time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Yeah yeah, you know, and all backfired.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
So thank you for everything you've been doing lately, Carwen
and we wanted to celebrate with the flowers that look
so bad that are currently drying out or being eaten.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Plucked from around my place and it sounds so bad. Yeah,
well maybe you might have to today.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
No, I know what a disaster.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Then in podcast Network, What's going on? Ms Fletched, Vaorn
and Haley.

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Speaker 8 (01:06:10):
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Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Sometimes I inhale too hard at the top and get
excited overfills the lungs all this week for the fact
of the Dad's mushroom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
It's kind of because seriously, I know you had your
bloody important meeting yesterday and you left work early to
go get blood, but take up the plaster.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
You're not supposed to have it on that line.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
That was my first blood donation. I got to keep
cup with a five on the side. Now it's a jacket.
I gotta keep Cup. He's a hero. He Look, there
wasn't even a yeah, it wasn't even calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
So I cooked mushrooms last night over an open.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
Fire and they were like in a pan or did
you just put on I've got a brazier that has
a grill plate, a steak on the grill but we
just got the barbecue plate, like the flat plate because.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
She was using renovation off cuts, so she was tzed timber.
She's this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
It was the frank wood that you build the framing
of your house out of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Yeah, three point two three point two h three point
two mushrooms, delicious and dry, right to cook on, a
real smoky flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah, And some of it was some of that kind
of fibrous stuff I found in the roof.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Yeah that works well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
No, no, no, no, like a like a kind of
a fiber board, particle board type.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Bestos. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Yeah, it kind of created like sparks, beautiful in the flames,
makes the flames like firefly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Flies.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
So today we're talking the humongous fungus. It is the
largest living organism on earth, the humongous fungus. It is
a honey fungus and it lives in Reynolds Creek and
Clear Crek in Oregon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
It's in a National forest.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
It was when it was first discovered in nineteen eighty eight,
initially thought to be four hundred acres. Now that's a
substantial size. The whole four hundred acres is one underground. Oh,
there's one mushroom and then then they began genetic testing
and revealed that actually that single organism covers two three
hundred and eighty five acres. Oh, I don't like their.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Best guess, and it could be going further leaves in
the omelets though, imagine.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Yeah, well, actually if you can eat the honey fungus,
can you eat honey fungus? I don't think. I don't
think this will be an edible one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
So does it pop up out of the ground in
little mushroom looking things? Okay to pay war here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yes, you can eat honey fungus there are considered a
delicacy in many cultures. However, they must be cooked thoroughly,
as it in the raw, and the cooked is mildly poisonous,
ewd madly, So I actually would recommend you don't. But
the honey fungus is the largest organism on earth, given
that it covers two thousand and three hundred and eighty
five acres, And it's just like stretching and growing underground,

(01:09:06):
so that's it is growing. It's not benign, it's not
just that big, and that's how big it's going to get.
They believe it feeds on healthy trees and kills them
by fitting on their roots, and it's spreading in some
parts by a meter a year. I don't like this.
It's like either it's secky, leave us a long spreading
and it's getting patient. Now they estimate that it's about

(01:09:28):
two and a half thousand years old, but some scientists
reckoned it could be given how it's growing, it could
be older. It could be up to eight and a
half thousand years old. I don't like that. And underground
it's almost it's entirely linked. It's like a network underground.
And if they weigh it, it weighs as much as
thirty five thousand tons. So if you put sixty bowling

(01:09:48):
seven four sevens laid out, that's how much.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
It would weigh. Ope, we should poison this, get some
bloody yep, what are you gonna put them on?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Sitheing around upon us in the ground. Flaze No, yeah, yeah,
it's so nice and an autumn every year it pops up.
It's it's fruit. Oh yeah, the little the little Again,
I'm saying, maybe don't eat. Yeah, it sounds a bit skitch,
but it is the world's but this organism, and it's
a humongous fungus Today's fact of the Day is that

(01:10:19):
the world's largest fungus and world's largest living organism on
Earth covers are whopping two three hundred and eighty five acres.
Fact of the day, Day day, day, day.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Yeah, Do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Do Do Do Do Doo.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Plays it ends flesh forn.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
And Haley produces Shannon. Now you were at a you
were at this conference learning how to turn all of
our videos into South Korean propaganda the point YEP, fantastic,
this great Shannon sets representation. We're going to be able
to be We're going to be a language and language,
We're going to beg in turky. I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Yeah, Arabic, I will get get us an.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Maybe peace in the Middle East will come through our
girl math.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Videos, comedy videos, some of maybe some of my disties,
my songs bring peace in the Middle East.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Well, yeah, I sat there for an hour and a
half learning about Adobe and Premiere Pro, which is how
I edit our videos here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
And it was a really.

Speaker 7 (01:11:22):
Interesting presentation by a guy flew over from Australia, Like
we were with the head honchos Man of Adobe, which
would make.

Speaker 10 (01:11:29):
You think he would know how screen sharing works.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Oh, please don't tell me.

Speaker 7 (01:11:35):
You saw some balls, No, not balls, But as he
was flicking between tabs, we all saw a receipt, an
itemized receipt for a time massage.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Thought, I want a time massage so bad. Like the
Bendi thing they do with at the end. I always like,
don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
You're always on movies. They snap that how they snap
people's necks. I think they're going to snap my neck off. Yeah,
it's embarrassing to when they're like relaxed, big boy, I
just can't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
Relaxed. But this is just how far I been.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
I love when they crack your spine and they giggle
it how many pops they get and you're like us woman,
So time massage receipts.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Yeah, I mean that could have been a lot worse.

Speaker 10 (01:12:19):
It could have been worse.

Speaker 7 (01:12:20):
But he just then got flustered and he's like, don't
look at my time massage receipt and like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Sit the full term and it just it really.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Now we look them Yeah yeah, but you know, bless bless,
bless them. You know, we deserve a rub and these
and these busy times, so tired.

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
Yeah, but it just made an hour and a half
presentation a lot easier for me to take and just
thinking about the fact that he is now relaxed and
he's had his neck snapped.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Yeah, that's true, in his back marched.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
So what we want to know. We want to share stories.
When have you had a screen sharing mistake?

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Tell my favorite one? Tell my favorite one for mess it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
When we're in a studio. Yeah, there was a group
of it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
My favorite story.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
There was a group of broadcasting students in the in
the studio and they were all standing around looking like
from over the over. They were looking over the desk
at Fletcher, looking at a TV that kind of mirrors
Fletcher's thing, and it was also on a TV honest,
and someone were up on the TV behind Flitch our
show plan like how we like stack out the show
with ads and stuff. It was ship screenstream from a laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Laptop.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
There was one particular member of this class who stood
right by Flitch. She took herself around the desk where
no one else was apart from Flinch and stood standing
signs and it was just like, I don't like this
and we'll get sucked into the engines. And it was
just like I was loving it and I wanted everybody
who worked on the show to see it and enjoy
the awkwardness as much as me. So I typed in

(01:13:49):
the group chat, how about this check right up from
Fletcher's grill. She just has no idea back up, bitch
or someone great. And I pressed into the sin and
it popped up on the big screen as a chat
and everybody in her class saw, but she didn't because
she was a girl. And they all started laughing, but
she didn't know why they were laughing, so she started

(01:14:10):
laughing as well, and I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:11):
Just wanted to laugh die.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
I was like, give me out of here, and I
was just like, I loved it. I'm not wrong. Afterwards,
someone was in the class message. But that's what she's like.
That's what happened with lecturers all the time, teachers. I mean,
you hear of teachers getting fired because they accidentally screened.
She something on their laptop or phone. Was in a
hotel and someone all of a sudden, my TV screen

(01:14:34):
change and someone in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Next was you have to put a pen in or something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Sometimes maybe not, maybe the security has got better.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
I hooked and know someone's my hotel. Things started screenshoreing
their phone because it was a portrait and it was
like swipe s white sweat and you can see the
guy trying to be like, we're it's not coming up
on my TV.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
And he just had so much porn so that's why
he's doing it. Friend. Then I was we were just
filming it all. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Okay, I wait, one hundred dollars in him? We wanted
to call us. Now you can text through nine six
nine sex. What was the screen sharing whoopsie? Or what
did you witness Gracie? What was the screen sharing mistake?

Speaker 12 (01:15:16):
We were in a meeting with my ex boss and
she went to share a slide show and she excutely
opened Google and it said how does divorce work? And
her husband about other chats that were standing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Right, Oh wait, wait, how long did they stay together
or what?

Speaker 11 (01:15:39):
It was a really quick meeting, but no, they ended
up being divorced.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
And we're so happy for her because it was a
bit of a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Obviously oh no, that is I just want to die,
like what did what did she say when she it
was up on the screen.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
No, she was quickly excellent and didn't say anything, and
then they were both flustered the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Oh my god, that is I just cannot believe that.
It's so good. Gracie, thank you. Some messages in the
screen chearing whoopsies. We had a huge client presentation for
a large retirement village and someone was doing just doing
the little practice presentation and she worked on was going
through it, clucking the links, checking the links. Clicked one
of the links and it was to a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Big black dildo website. I don't know how that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
I don't know how that links got in there, and
it's luckily changed it because only a few people saw this,
rather than doing a massive presentation to what a great
way to sabotage your workmate, you want to corporate time,
Open a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
Tab, Open a tab ahead of a presentation? Are you filtering?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I was traveling on the train Homewner. This isn't really
a screen sharing, but it's good. Okay. Well, I was
traveling on the train home one day and accidentally posted
on Facebook a full frontal dp GDP NO that I
had received that day from a guy I was banging.
The phone was on two percent and then I panicked
and then it promptly died, meaning I shared something on

(01:17:07):
other people's screens. I guessed that I couldn't remove. I
had to sprint home to delete the post. Oh my,
that's embarrassing. Worse night mess stuff really good. Someone said
they linked to a dido website. Oh well, you win
some your loops some. That's nice. That was good from
them tooking screen sharing. Whoopsies. I accidentally shared my half

(01:17:33):
naked weight loss progress pecs in a meeting. That's good
on you, Like you're feeling good about yourself and you're
comfortable to take a photo.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Exactly, you took the picture because you're feeling good. Good
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I was sharing my screen showing my team updates of
a presentation. I went to switch to something else and
accidentally tabs switched. It came up with a bright yellow
email advertising spanks. I was mortified. They laughed so hard
and still bringing up years later. One Christmas, I'm going
to get some photos printed for prison. It's at the
local print shop with my sister. Plugged my phone in
to the big screen to sort through the photos. Didn't

(01:18:04):
realize it also access to my head and fold with
pecks no x rated pets and my bits and other bits,
and a whole lot of bits started appearing on the screen.
I mean, you've got a lie with you to cry?
You know, did you read this one?

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
My friend works in finance.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
My friend works in finance, and they had external auditors
all in a team's meeting together and one of the
auditors was late to the meeting and it popped up
and when he came in, his team's name was d
smash D the d I c K Smash of sixty
nine has entered the team's call.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
He quickly left and then he re ended his pop Smith.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
Smash landlord lived in the house in front of us,
and we shoot a WiFi and I was watching The
Wiggles with the kids on on DV. Suddenly a fair
right different phone connected to our TV and Staturay sharportograph.
Oh goodness, no, you get a week's free rent for that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
We've had two messages and saying they were part of
the broadcasting trip with palln text you to say.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
A couple of your mess that was pretty funny, embarrassed
on I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
Care watching a movie on a TV screen. Watching a
movie on the TV screen shared by my roommate's laptop.
One of the guys who had come over center a
message on Facebook saying another round tonight. None of us
said any idea that they were sleeping together. Oh another
round tonight, congrasts.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I love these stories. Someone, the son of someone who
was running for mayor, was suspended for stealing laptops, and
the school emailed around all of the teachers telling them
to keep it on the downlight so it wouldn't affect
the meryal campaign, except that all the teachers were plugged
into screens broadcast into the entire class when the email.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Popped up, so everybody saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Oh wow, ah, somebody else said their flatmate the morning
after a big night just needed to just just to
get the day started with a you know, you know
what you need when you hung over Sometimes it just
it's as good as an aspirin. Yeah, just really cleared
the mind for the day. Anyway, she couldn't work out
why she couldn't hear what she was watching. No, No,

(01:20:11):
her her phone was still connected to the bluetooth speaking
from the night before because she was in charge of
the party music. So when she came downstairs, every idea
and heard exactly what she was watching.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
So much did you read this message?

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
Not a screen sharing one, but he's only posted in
my work group chat that I think I'm getting a
ut I'm if I've got at the same time, and
the whole office looked.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
At me like, well, at least you're going to be
able to go to the pharmacy and not need to
go to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Oh yeah, social said.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
He said, you want to show pecks from a trip
in twenty ten, have somewheary traveled and he was like,
oh yeah, this must have been a historic place. This
is this is it, and this is when we went there.
In the next picture was his wife posing really provocatively
in a hot tub, going We're still talking about it
in a group chat to this day. No, no, no
one are these people thinking. Somebody said I was in

(01:21:02):
a pretty important work meeting and it was getting shared
from someone's laptop, and they did the same thing, old
tab to a different program, wed their photos.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Bum hoole bum ho.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
Ho ho holy holy holy theom okay, great, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
This is a this is an accident. This is an
accidental text rather than a screenshire.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
But I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
I accidentally messaged my therapist, not my best friend, telling
her I'd finally got my gushing period.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
The z M podcast network play z M's flesh fornon Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
I'm trying to work out how the Canton Corporate Reputation
Index gets its scores, because I would have thought would
have been out of one hundred, but the top is
one hundred and twelve.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
How do they do the scores every year that they
name the trusted brands?

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
Right, yes, personally, I've never been asked to be a
trusted brand.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
No two, I trust Okay, I don't know what do
you want any brand? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
They're just out to make money. I've got the top
twenty Oh yeah, there are money. Do you think we're here?
You can trust us, but we're making money?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
So what do you I got twenty well, okay, go
for it, twenty two degrees nineteen, Woolworths eighteen, Z Energy
seventeen A and Z sixteen, am I fifteen, Main Freight fourteen,
Kiwi Bank thirteen z BRE.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
We were just talking about them, elder.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
Yeah, we're eating our delicious golden key for it. Are fat,
they'll be there'll be a field days, field days. And
so I saw this stand when I was there on Saturday.
It's massive. My brains, my pop and ask for a
couple of free key we twelve asb eleven, Bunnings ten.
Samsung might slow it down a little bit. Hicks even
its Bunnings eleven, but it's nine mighty ten.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Oh yeah, Bunning snow one then knows we're a screwdriver.
You know, they're like row forty two. Oh maybe my
local Bunnings, ain't it. I once asked I was looking
for a screwdriver, and they said I'm not sure with it.
I was like, this is this a tool shop?

Speaker 7 (01:23:17):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
The might a ten girl? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I went on with him a bas yeah, Bias Southern Cross,
that's the insurance company that's in't at place eight yep,
New World and at seven I wouldn't have thought. I mean,
wool Worst is at nineteen, but I wouldn't have thought.
We would have seen supermarkets and just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Because everything's so expensive, major and stuff. Sex is Lotto.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
We trust Loto. I don't give those bastards money. I
haven't sent a.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Cent there, no, But then they invest in the they do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
That's read that community sports charity. I like to keep
buying Lotto tickets as donating to charity. Yeah yeah, in
my feet as well, with a very slim chance of
a kickback. Yeah. Number five is ere New Zealand. People
trust the New Zer Really, I wouldn't have thought it
would have been that high this year either, considering yeah,
number four TV and Z they trust them. Yeah, but

(01:24:10):
with the distrust of the Maids Tree media, I thought
that might have been down a little bit as well.
Three is AA Insurance. Oh yeah with them, Yeah, I
am never use a blow or something, yeah, like a
throw a broker thing elder be steal. I know, but
every time it's Australian.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Every time I need an insurance thing, I'm always have
to ring the broke and be like who am I?

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Who am I?

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
These people never had a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Have you ever claimed anything?

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Okay, right, pack and saves A Number two Oh yeah,
it's got the same amount of points as AA Insurance
and TV and Z, so I don't know why it's
got two and there's not a hold of second equals however, okay,
number one again, right, where are they? They're not even
on the lot even they won the most Trusted brand,
like I meaning they were Reader's Digests most Trusted brand. Yes,

(01:25:04):
his Cantar number one. Do you think it's because it
has put their prices up? Because they had two like
just all chopped.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
They had to was expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
So this was your reader's digest. They have held the
title of New Zealand's most trusted brands across all categories
surveyed fifteen consecutive years. Where they go, they probably because
the chocolate's gone up like double in the last Like,
so number one is Toyota, which looking the brand on

(01:25:37):
the list. Yeah, that's always been a trusted key with
class because it just goes forever, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
Yeah, Toyota Toyota where everyone gets one gets bargain.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
So the waitings, okay, so it says here how they
work it out. The weddings are trust, leadership, fairness, and responsibility.
Those are the four pillars because that's when I'm banking
and shopping. It's what I think about.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yeah, yes, fair, Yeah, is it fair?

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
I thought I would have thought insurance companies wouldn't have
been as high on there.

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
No, they must have. They must get that want to help.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
You want to make it as difficult as to make money.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Trying to get life insurance. But they're like, you got
a dodgy butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
I was like, yeah, but but you do have a
dodgy butthole so dodgy, but just you know, we overlook
the hall is dodgy, dodgy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Buttole my my scale, insure my life.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
And my bottle, exclude the boole if it's bottle related,
I sha'n't be cleaning if I die the butthole.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Don't give my friends and family anything?

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Does that? N podcast Network plays that ends flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Eight hundred times at him nine six nine six. What
was the craziest thing that was stolen? The thing that
you're just like, how did they even steal that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Like from your house or from a store.

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
This is because a man in Florida had a seven
foot shark ornament on his front porch and someone stole it.
He's just like, wow, what now? I'd love to tell
you more about that, but I've been asked to select
all the squares with a bicycle. Oh for god, as
a multiple bicycles is it? All parts of this well
time bicycle include now I've done the wheel in the frame, Doway,

(01:27:16):
include the the torso on the hidden shoulders. Cyclist, Yeah,
you hang on verify cycler's cycle not cyclist, have you
failed you? Just take your time right now it's just
it's still clicking through to the page, just verifying that
I'm not a robot. It was seven foot shark on

(01:27:37):
his porch and he woke up in the morning. He's like, well,
where's it gone?

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
Sorry? Why why did he have it? In the first.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
It's very It is actually pretty the Germans. It's ceramic, yeah,
shark painted, and it's like pretty cool, like you, I'd
have that in my house. It's actually quite crazy it
was on a porch, because that's just asking to be stolen. Yeah, yeah,
how did they steal it? So it's a rip like
a sandbar shark. He was out of town when somebody

(01:28:06):
took it, so they knew that he was away.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
Yeah, I mean having seen it now, the ceramic seven
foot shark that rules his art stealer.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
He's said, it's a bit of a personal thing for me.
You know, it's got a bit of sentimental value. If
anybody can return it, really, i'd really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Someone just messaged, and what about the big gnome in
christ Church outside the Strawberry Cafe.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
What do you mean someone stole?

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Someone stole it? Is it a big story, Danica that
we should know about it? Sounds hystorical to me. So
who took it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Where did they put it? Okay, so this is a
story in the New Zealand Herald. Two people have been
charged over the theft of the giant gnome statue with
fifty five thousand dollars. That was an Auckland. Yeah, that
was the one outside the Art Museum. It's outside the
Langsford Gallery.

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
And that was a giant bronze gnome.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Is it the same one?

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
She clearly said christ Church outside the Strawberry Castle.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Lucky that wasn't melted down, being like metal, the brass
they probably took it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
It's just so stories of the sheer audacity, the fact
that they might because do you remember, like people steal
caravans and stuff. Yeah, they'll go down someone's drive and
toe it away.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
So cut down our four meter cactus and took that
during the night. What who wants toy for me to
They had one of those massive CACTUSESI.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Can you just pop those in the dirt and they're
going to rees. So at the end of last year
November fifteen, twenty twenty five, the spin off did Gone Nome,
The mysterious history of Alto was stolen statues and there
are gnomes in there. They're still Panna of the wreath
and those looks got melted down and they got her

(01:29:54):
back psalms a hand maybe, Yeah, remember that chase? So
I believe this was christ where it was twenty four
hours after it was installed and found one hundred meters away.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Do there someone steal one of those corgies? Do we
talk about that and crush each outside the yes, by
the train by the Yeah? Yeah, well I eight hundred
dollars at him, nine six nine six. What can't you
believe someone stole my clone?

Speaker 10 (01:30:21):
Willie?

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
If my partner's penis was stolen from a drawer the
house party we threwating.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
I think that's technically he's cheating on you now, yeah,
or that cheating potentially be embarrassing or not.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
You know, you go either way like congrats Babs, yeah,
or just like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Okay, Amy, good morning. What can't you believe it was stolen?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
So we have like an outdoor room at my parents'
house that's got like the deep freeze and dead dead.

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
Stuff out there, you know, tools.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
And stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:30:55):
Kids broken, and they.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Only stole ice blocks.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Gets pretty hig, that's amazing.

Speaker 11 (01:31:02):
What the only thing they stole?

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Did they do any damage? Okay, so no smash door
or anything. You can just yeah, okay when.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
One message saying that they had.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
Their house was broken into and they were like wallets
and jewelry everywhere, and the person who installed some tomato sauce,
oh what there was missing multiple sources and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
That sounds like a can in the background not getting
an ice block.

Speaker 11 (01:31:30):
Yeah McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Amy, thank you, jin What can't you believe was stolen?

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
I used to work.

Speaker 11 (01:31:42):
I used to volunte Other World and both stations.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:31:51):
So we got a clout in the middle of the night,
and when we got back to station, our garage tour
was about three quarters open. We're looking at my partner
at the time and I was like, that's a bit weird.
I'm pretty sure we shut it. Anyway, got into the station,
didn't really staked much of it, and then I noticed
that my laptop bag and all my textbooks, my nesting

(01:32:12):
text was Goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:32:13):
Because of them was studying as well.

Speaker 11 (01:32:14):
Yeah, so we're going through the entire station. Nothing else
around the station was stolen. Actually for my textbooks and
my laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
It's so annoying. It sucks when someone steals something that's
like of no value to them. It's so annoying for you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:32:31):
So if someone's listening and they've stolen from an ambulance
station fifteen years ago, txtbooks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Back, I like when I was like, oh my god,
it's gonna be so fresh and years ago. Yeah, gin,
sorry here, thank you, let's go to Amy, Amy. What
can't you believe was stolen?

Speaker 9 (01:32:51):
I had like a massive glass outdoor table like a
sex seed.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
A so that and the chairs and the barbecue and
the keddy.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Pole and the lawn mill, and I took your outdoor living.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
So somebody, just somebody was like, I like what they've
done here. I want that but at my house. Yeah,
and I don't want to pay for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Just isn't the middle of the birds.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
I can't believe no one for anything?

Speaker 3 (01:33:13):
Did you hear it?

Speaker 11 (01:33:14):
Wild?

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Like I just even just people that can go into
someone's break into someone's house, so like it's balls.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Ah, So did you have did you hear any kerfuffle
in the night?

Speaker 11 (01:33:27):
I'll be honest, I got about club ag.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Did you even notice when you got home? Or was
it the next morning. That's so good, Amy, thank you
some messages, and someone stole the Blind Foundation contribution box
right off the counter of the auto mattress I worked at.
Admitted an easy steal, but a rotten move.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
You hear that, ah, and then he starts seeing them changed.

Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
To they didn't even see it coming. I was going
to say that, and I stopped myself coming. Boys should
have gone to speak service.

Speaker 4 (01:33:57):
You thought it should have gone to a pcum. That's
not saying to Bailey Nelson because someone said, oh, a
lizard got stolen. Oh that sounds like a sculpture to me. Yeah, lovely,
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
I love my OLNELI though it's just the feature piece
of my backlun.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Wait, we got broken into with Tan machine tools. I
don't know what that means with Tan machine. I know
the Tan machine, but Tan machine to and they only
stole vape juice.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Yeah yeah, yep, yep. I worked at I worked at
a fast food out there. Someone got in somehow into
the store room and all they stole was a massive
bag of bacon. It's going to be It's gonna be
the bacon my friend got robbed.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
They used the laundry basket to carry the stuff, and
they stole and in the next day they put it
back on a.

Speaker 3 (01:34:51):
Doorstep the laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
They felt bad.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
He's a laundry basket because it's a nice sunny day.
Do you know it's a day for sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
It's a day for sheets. You know she's gonna need
a basket.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Jez.

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
At our Catholic high school, someone stele the finger, the
finger off the Jesus statue.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Oh no, don't take the finger, because Jesus as famous.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
They always posted just ribbing the bird. Yeah, was that
direct thing. It was touching, touching finger.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
I would have been had my pointing to his dad,
like dad, Yeah, that's my daddy. Oh, never do me
a role.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Someone's like, snap, take that Jesus finger. It was the
index finger. Yes, it was the pointy fingers index, pointy
pointing finger. My friend was robbed. She was pregnant with
her first baby.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Summer store all of the baby clothes and shoes, and
on the way out, they stole her jeans off the
washing line.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Can we finish with Rory's joke the Rory drugs. My
friend was just sailing liningerie. She got caught. Now she's
gonna be spending the rest of your life behind brass.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Plays. It ends flesh one and Haley, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
To floating idea last that I was making sort of
like at least a two night meal, like I was
making a big enough bat nice busy boy today three
days and back today hockey tomorrow night's he's a busy boy,
So he was absolutely on my two do list. Now
that we're back in some fine weather with those hitches,

(01:36:19):
could be done any date not done.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
This week end, I've got I'm gonna gaggle coming over
and they're gonna help me hold the bottom of the
rickety letter that I've got, because you've got my good
one as well.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
I haven't had that bag yet, so I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Have to get a little rickety letter and sort of
hover it above my head and hope they catch me
if I fall or you know, patch me out.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
So I'm back to that later, I'm but don't touch
those hites. I'm I'm getting a meal sort of sorted
for the next few nights, and it's I'm cutting up
the meat and I'm browning that, and then I'm like,
i gotta get another blood chopping board, and I'm like actually,
you know what, I don't. All of the stuff's going
in the same pot.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
I'm not even rinsing the knife. Why have I wasted
so much time when everything's going in the same part.
If I was making a salad different, if I was
cutting different but why am I wasting so much time
in my life rinsing knives and chopping boards? So you
just go on the same board, even if it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
Was a second stir fry or whatever it's getting cooked in. Yeah,
good and agree? Torn up by it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I was getting out like different knives and stuff, and
I don't you said when I was really rushing it
courage to me?

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
I was like, why would they?

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Sometimes not sometimes you need a shorter vegetable knife.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Sometimes you want to change your knife for the knife's purpose,
but not for the cleanly.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
So there's just suddenly dawned on you. Yeah, I was like,
it's all going in the same part.

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Why am I even?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
I'm not wasting time? And then you get a raw
pork juice on your mushrooms. Now we're talking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
neither are all gonna cook in the same juices in
your own juices. I just used one and cut down
dishes because I also used primarily wooden chopping boards because
I don't like the place of ones.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Yes, yeah, and plastic apparently even for chicken and stuff.
No good, just super wash.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
It would have Apparently we all have in our brains.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
A teaspoon, tablespoon.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
It's got a credit card of plastic. Yeah, a warehouse.
When you go to the supermarket and it's your charge.
Just put your head near the payway if it does it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Well, I just had something I just wanted to tag
on to the end of this is because I've only
really had one ship plastic one and one really nice
wooden one that I got a market, you know, and
I was like, it's just not enough. I need another,
And I know I really liked Fletchers, so I just
went out and got the same one. He hair copy
hashtag influence.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
Three you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
It's not it's finger dance, nothing else fancy, but not
too many grooves or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
He made up for the first chop. I'm no, you
can't a man, I've already slaughtered mine.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Yeah, you know, but I'm going to keep one side
Norse for display and then have one side for Gutton.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Saxy chat Chair.

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
Is it the podcast done? Because I'm basting for a pose.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Last thing for a pose. Jesus, give us a review.
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