Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 12th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Visitian Podcast Network. This is for the Food and Haley's.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest
brands at the lowest prices. Good morning, Happy Friday, Welcome
to the show. Fletch, Vawn and Haley everyday.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Frida Anally, that's definitely not what you mean to say.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Finally, finally, it's friendly friendly, Yeah guys, it's Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you doing for the weekend?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Vaughn?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Because we've just had a slushy handover in the car park.
He said, it was like a reverse carjack and I
park running beside and I got out of happening. What's
happening with just slushy machine tape?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
This slush so slushy machines changed hands? Right, you've got
custody this weekend? Yeah, I saw that before. I was
hoping it wasn't gonna fly your way? Is it a little?
What am I doing our field days? Like crob them
all day at the field days? Because I went the
other day for a quick visit. Gorgeous, But yeah, I'm

(01:07):
really looking forward to it, just having a mosey around
and a lot and not being hurriedly thosees am I
not getting no no, no mention of Haley's hedges. You
said you do those this week. I am going to
do those. I might actually look for some new hedge
troom equipment at the field.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's all they're waiting for you, mate.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yep, the Top Sex coming up soon. There's been a
university study from the UC. It's looking at It's weird.
They're like, maybe we should eat leaves if something goes wrong,
like the world. We kind of do we eat leaves.
We're very selective about what kind of leaves we eat.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
But this is a leaf, yeah, misskillen we herbs.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, the leaves of a herb plant. So we do
already eat some las. Yeah. But when there's like, I
don't know, a war or something and there's no food
left left is edible? I think we if they were tasty,
would already be eat in them. We eat some forms
of grass. Good bye. We're chasing a moth RESI oh wow,

(02:10):
I like to tell you yet they got the moth.
Hailey's very very anti. You're just joining the show for
the first time. I'm born, I've got children, I live
on a little lifestyle. Well, Hailey and.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't have much of a filter. I'll say anything.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
She'll say anything because she's see her fight of moths,
and Flinch loves cats and he's just a single guy
out the hed of them. Welcome around this count back
to We're eating leaves. That's right the Top Sex soon
where yeah, top Sex recipes for leaves, but nixt on
the show. It's also sort of like plant based. There's
an issue and Master.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
No not the beautiful Weighted Upper plays it in Flinch
and Haley. I was gonna say, you're gonna shoot on
the Wided Upper.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
No, I'm not going. I'm not going to, because you.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Know, I've got to got deep connections, deep roots in
the Wided Upper. I only been a couple of times,
and I found it charming, charming and daring house and
lovely Featherstone. She's a cold and winter is that a
fair court? Well, it's Wellington.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Extinction. It's on. It's on Wellington grade weather is that
Marsterden currently minus two degrees? Jeez? The whereas you know,
Wellington's ten at the moment, Parney's twelve.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
So that's how the hell has Wellington been so bare me?
This way?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
It's been bare me around turs to Marterton and a
Queen Elizabeth Park Historical Botanical Garden.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
I know, well it's a beautiful garden. Really, you're lovely,
very popular.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And there's a fern house.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Is a fern house?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Is that sort of a heated situation? Because ferns dove
they warmer ten They're normally a glasshouse, aren't they? So
they are very warm? Get sweet winter. Well, this from
the Marston District Council. Unfortunately, we've had to close the
fernery in Queenlizabeth Park today. Had several incidents recently. Are
people defecating in the fernery the ferns? This is a

(04:04):
public health has it? Our teams are in the process
of cleaning it up, aiming to have it reopened by Thursday.
Is this a serial? It's kind of behavior, although rare,
it's completely unacceptable and disrespectful to other park users. We
have excellent public toilets literally ter minutes from the favor.
I was going to say, do they have toilets in
the park? They don't, excuse us, no, And apparently are

(04:25):
these public toilets regularly praised public toilets? Really? Is it
like when you go to Mighty ten or Bunning's or
a library, there's that phenomenon where you just need a
poop all of a sudden, maybe op shops.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, if I'm ever in a save mad or something,
you will go and you're like, right, what.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
But it's the smell. A We've talked about this. There's
something in the smell and it sets you off. But
maybe there is something in the change of temperature or
the smell in the fern ayut and then all of
a sudden people like.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
I've got to got to poop. Ah, why not poop
in the ferns?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
So this poop in the ferns on the scale of
code rounds yeap that have been public news here in
Alter in New Zealand, obviously not not as bad as
the public pools. The pools were Queen's talents in the
cargo pool mystery pool poopa.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
That they went on for ages and it went unsolved
as well. They never caught that the pool jogger that
was Australia, wasn't it Australia had the pooh jogger caught
on the It was just running and poopen and there
was another moth stop saying the word.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's on it's on your shorts, it's dead. Second, if
you've just joined us.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
We're having some sort of invasion of m O t
hs in the studios.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I don't know where they're coming from.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Feeling uneasy. So is it going to be an investigation
because surely the Botanical Fernery would.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Have cameras, would would it? Maybe outside? Maybe some other
that'ts and pieces right, Well, don't do that. For heaven sake,
you are the.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Masterson FERNERI shitter and you are our listener.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Come up with a better name, like the fernery feesia, Yeah, yeah,
the fecal fern phantom, the phantom, the phantom fernciatorciator.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Phantom ferner efficiator.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, the master and phantom fernery faciator yeap.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Cut it out, Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
From the unmoderated comment section. This is the top six
the University of Canterbury. There's a professor there, David, who
has spent a decade studying food resilience and extreme scenarios
like the impending World War three. Do you know I
was reading I saw yesterday that the Ukraine Russia things

(06:48):
gone longer than World War One? Holy she yeah wow.
And Iran and attentions they're ratcheting up in the last
twenty four hours. So good, you know, great news if
you're heading soon to Europe, Hailey news must be tough there.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I mean, I'm probably bottom of the barrel for people
that it's affecting, but thank you for thinking of me.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah. Well, David said, we need a broader effort to
identify practical ways to prevent mass starvationist global food systems
are severely disrupted. That's groom sense.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
How is this happening?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
You need to get your vegi garden extended? Worn? I
actually love oldest come around. I'll come around more Vaughns
asleep and steal some leaks. Can I have a little update?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Nanny's rhubarb ah ship needs a feed man?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Is a greedy little bastards e Yeah, yeah, hanging on
live though, live and well alive and well, well, we
need to be foraging more leaves to eat, so I've
got the top sas leaf recipes. Right do they say
in this report what we can eat and what we
can't like?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Can we eat grass?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
You kept, we need.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
To eat a lot of grass. So basically they said
forage plants leaf protein to make leaf protein concentrate for
human consumption. While part of the remaining fiber can be
verted converted into sugar. The idea is to make use
of all the plant material not typically eaten by people. Right,
so there's more. I mean we do eat a lot
of plants already, don't we as humans?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Some weeks eat more than others. Some weeks ate more
black breads and meats.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes, I also like to eat things that eat plants.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Same cows, bingo, sheeps, done sometimes pegs.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, lots of chickens. So here's top six top six
leaf recipes. Okay, that I've thought I could whip up. Well,
And number six on the list, you've heard of loaded nachos,
and we've got lots of clover, so get ready for
clovid nachos.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Clovered nachos. Clover did so what's the nacho? Though?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It was chips, that's all. We didn't have food. That's
we're eating. Leave we chaps yea right, mole it up clover. Okay,
number five on the list, Well, you like for Kasha,
I have future trees. How about I introduce you to

(09:17):
future Kasha. Is this in a world where we've run
out of olives? Yeah? Okay? Are you bits of salt?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Are you mooning up your future leaves to make the
flower for the sushi.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Correct, Yeah, yeah, and some flowers on top number yeah,
taste yuk. I hope you guys have a lot of sauce.
Number four on the list of the top six leaf recipes.
We all have chocolate moose, yes, and we all love
manuka trees because they're everywhere. Yeah, I introduce you to moosnooka.

(09:53):
We make moose. You know what, we can actually make
close to moose. You should read, you should written down.
It looks very vulgar.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, because what's a podago made of fresh snooker? Mood snooker?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Absolutely no, I'm not touching your mood snooker, all right?
Well maybe number three on the less there's another pod
you might want to touch. Okay. We all love tamassu
across the boarder and we've got re mood trees. Yep.
Let me introduce you to musuma.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Okay, using the leaves of the well we lay at
the bar right as the lady fingers.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, and we soak it in in what cream coffee
and god if this is the end of the world
and we're eating this and I'll go there first before Yeah,
I number two on the list of the top six
leaf recipes. This will be especially get around Christmas when
they're flowering, because we all love theakawa. Yes, and we're

(10:57):
not too fussy when it comes to a sea chowder.
Let me introduce you chowder in it, the bits, the flowers, yeah,
oh the whole lot, mate le sticks, all these recipies. Also,
remember when you were a kid and you'd be like,
I'm going to make a potion and you get a bumpy.

(11:18):
You just go around the yard, chuck it all the
stuff and you try to fix trees. Yeah around you
made a bloody mess. Yeah, and now you're just bloody
love you kids, Go outside and play with some mud.
Get off the tablet four on the list, Sorry, number one.
I got back to four number one of the lists
of the top sex left recipes. It's our, it's our.

(11:38):
It involves our big dog, the COLDI treelder because what
else do we love? We love a coldie, we love
a curry. Let me introduce you to right, but there
will be no chicken in it. That's right. How long

(11:58):
you're gonna have to soak that jo chewy jowey Hey?
That is the day's sup sex.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
The ZM podcast Networks, Sure Real play z MS.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Flesh one and Haley the Mum's Group on the came
up Mum's Australia Faces. What an absolutely sufferable group. Well yeah,
but years and no, because you often get some great tips. No, no,
that's what I mean, the swings and roundabouts of it,
because everyone's got an opinion. I've purchased the thing for

(12:31):
four dollars and came out and repaposed. Look a great
looks and it just looks like a big bag of trash.
Well a post has gone viral because a mother purchased
a six dollar Australian. So what about seven dollars New
Zealand beautiful conversion a standing Tyrannosaurus foil balloon? Cool man,

(12:51):
you'd buy them for the kid's birthday? Yeah, dress mind
can you see some ring with that? Hailey?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
It's got a big dick.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
It does have a fat wing. It's been a big
fat How big it was a t rex? Wang? How
it might have been? You know how that was little?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
It was a lipstick like a dog that came.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Dinastaur penis. Things we google on the work WiFi. Tyrannosaurus
rex may have had an organ ranging from ten inches
to several feet long. Ten inches the giant titanosaur would
have packed a member up twelve foot long bigger perpon

(13:38):
me long. I'm sorry, I've got a headache. I don't
know where.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
This Poean stuff.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
This poster went viral. The valve, the blow up valve
for the balloon is exactly where you would find the member.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
The member and it's poking out. Ye remember so a.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Woman shared on this Facebook group. I just bought this
balloon for my daughter's birthday and there's something a little
off potting about the blowhole, wrote Alita Smith and the
k UP Australia facebook group. And it's gone viral because
there have been over four thousand likes mini shears and yeah,
some people saying that may not be accidental. But then

(14:16):
I don't know where you'd put it. Would you put
it on the table, the underside of the tail.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
The tip of the tail, the tip of the nose,
the back of the head. It's doodle.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Well, you know, most people see the hilarity in this,
but then some people like it's offensive for my children.
There's other balloons, Yes, I saw this article. There's other balloons.
Wo blow up points. Yeah, there's a spider man with
ale yep, more dinosaurs is minecraft, Steve, Yeah, a spaceman

(14:48):
with a doodle as well. I mean, you've got to
blow them up somewhere.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You've got to blow them up somewhere, and why not
in their favorite place? So are they going to be
recalled or anything?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
No, no, no, nothing like that. So it's a it's
a it's an anonomical debate about the dinosaur penis. Some
believe in the kloaka fairy as many birds and reptails
do not have external penises. Instead, they share a single
opening use for waste production and egglang, knowing as a kloaka.
But I thought only females had kloakas. Nopparently males have

(15:20):
a cloaka of sorts.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Because how does a chicken? How does chickens have sex?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's inside and it comes out. So on the evolutionary tree,
many bizill bird lineages, like ostriches and ducks actually possessed prominence,
sometimes uniquely corkscrew shaped penises. Crocodiles. Crocodiles and this is
I didn't know have smooth cylindrical penises. Now, speaking of members,
I was sent a real and can I bring and

(15:47):
produce a Carwen here? Carwen reads on Instagram and all
about the smut books and you are too, Hayley, someone
seeing me are real and they it was every character
in the in the smut box and how big they're
men and they were all massive.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Oh my gosh, do you know what? Actually that's like
the big thing.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
And especially because we're talking about a dinosaur balloon here
there are beasts monster.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Do you know what?

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Someone suggested a book that I should get all three
of you to react to, which is an m O
T H.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Man. This is not funny to me, But what if
it was real hot though no dusty line.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
But remember remember the Mary the Milking Charm one Morning Glory,
Morning Glory milking Farm. Yeah, but by the way, if
you if you don't know that he a look, but it's.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Real, had no average man human size. No, it's really
setting woman up for a lot of disappointments.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
So I've just looked up a chickens having sex.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
And so he does.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
He has an inny that then becomes an audi into ploaka.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Putting that photo doesn't nearly cover how aggressive birds are
when they make it look quite placid.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
That clause from a throm a gizzard.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
You know, take me out for a couple of worms first, you.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Know the z M podcast network.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
Play z ends flesh worn and Haley fun.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Haley, silly little.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little, silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Little pole today regarding vacuum cleanness, well, you've got around,
you've gone robo. I have so this robo, which is
an allege of its own, but like still doesn't do
as good a job as just getting in there and
doing it yourself. No, it saves you the time and
it happens more regularly, so good maintenance. Yeah, it's maintenance back.

(18:01):
But what kind of vacuum do you prefer? Wireless, stick
style or old school drag around? Because I busted out
the old school drag around at the week. God I
did a good job. It just sucks when you have
to plug it in all the time, moving around.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
And that thing where you like tug and then you
go and pull it out and you've been the bloody
plug it and you're like, or it gets caught snagged on.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Sea, were dragging it around? If you get a good
stick one and even some of the kmart ones are amazing.
You get a good stick, They're fine. I mean, I've
got an apartment, so it's not a huge house.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Your mine's not huge, my dad because I've mostly wooden floors.
My dad loves a sweep.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Isn't it nice?

Speaker 3 (18:42):
He gets something He's like no, no, no, to sweep.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
And then brush shove and I'm like, I want you
steam mop o, Steam came out, steam mop You love
a steam came out?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Steam mop?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Is it a big triangle tangle? I had an old
one and just recently it snapped at the handle. I
was like, well that for thirty bucks that lasted like
six years. Pretty good? The great job. Well. We asked
what kind of vacuum do you prefer, the old wireless
stick or the drag around? Sixty nine Nice said the
wireless stick style. Yeah, charge it, charge the battery and
then get around the house before it runs out. Thirty

(19:13):
one percent preferring the old drags drag around. Vicky said
stick only as a teenager, I tripped over the drag
along while vacuuming and broke my wrist as traumatic for me,
and never again. You always stubbing your toe on the
on the body. Yes, Jimy said robotic for me, and
like we're like, yeah, jim I want to prefer stick style,

(19:37):
but I've had problems with the connections going into the
head multiple times, and you have to buy a whole
new piece. Old school dragon around, way more reliable, oldb
the old work horse, Paula said, the one of my
cleaner brings and users. So I don't have it. Well, yeah,
they've got flex from Paula. That's ghost Buster's backpack ones here.
Always thought that'd be a bit of a booge move

(19:58):
for the house I.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Used to clean.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
When I was a cleaner, I had one of those
man trap it on power you can clicked a lot.
Is this when you cleaned for your dad's business and
he paid you eighty dollars an hour.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Due he paid the money was redon. Yeah, it was crazy,
it was mad and I did such a ship job.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
And that's why she's housing her pearance now because of
all of Thisulu free be throughout her life. He's a
Nippo cleaner. Yeah I am. Marissa says the sticks don't
suck hard enough for the black lab here. Yeah, you're
shitty dog. Yeah, my camp when it gets to October
that I need a vacuum at least once or twice
a day.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Is your cat really fluffy at the moment with the cold.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
He looks ginormous because of the cold flows the cold. Yeah,
it's fair, Yeah, it'll be that. It'll be both. Eedle
says ele e d E yels and he said eagle yeah,
d e l Lily neither I have a plug in
hose that's connected through internal pipes are going to sha't

(20:58):
they until you suck up something and it gets stuck
in a wall pipe in your lap. It also just
is there dragging around that pipe looks a little bit
humbersome sometimes How long is the pipe and how often?
What's Obviously they work it out so you can get
to every corner of your house. Remember JJ Fanny had
that bougie internal vect system back in the day and
you used to sweep stuff into a corner and they

(21:19):
flicked the sweatch and go, Yeah, it was I remember
that time we were there. We were around at her
playing drinking and I put a leamington in it, and.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
The whole it's pre my time, and I honestly feel
like I've missed out on a whole world it's beautiful, prema,
no mate, Yeah, we just got that nice little apartment now,
lovely exposed concrete ceilings.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I've always liked those. It's a good look. Old school
plug and batteries that are paint in the ass when
you really need them, they do. I chucked the old
dice and stick onto full grunt. Yeah totally, and that's
on a new battery too. Going from socket to socket,
plugging and unplucking. It feels so ghetto to me, says.

Speaker 8 (21:56):
Mine, my name, my need lister. Just check our sales now,
it's not it is.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
It is annoying though. Once you've gone to a stack
title you could never go back. You're so free and
night Ash says what absolutely if? And criminals still rather
a plug in Christ unplunging at every bin because it
doesn't reach, having to take both ends to the main
hoes to take it out, Swing it out on the
grass and get the chunks of hair and fluff out
of it. Your monster's stack stack sticks. Okay, breathe my robot.

(22:24):
Vacuum and a mop, says Allison. So for so little
pole today we said kind of vacuum you guys preferring
wireless stick vacuum wins.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
It's sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Mate the ZENM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Zenms, Fletch, Vorn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
So you know, at the moment, if you've just win
a shot, I'm You're Hailey. I'm Hailey. I'm a comedian
by night, and I don't have much of a filter
on me, so almost anything that's worn over the end worn.
He's a dad and a farmer, and that's flet She's
got a cat and otherwise lives alone.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Feel free to introduce yourself. Yeah, yeah, nine sex, nine sex, Ashley,
introduce yourself before. I'm actually I use your show as
an alarm clock because you threw the best type of noisy,
not my character on the show, but context for what
I'm doing here. Lovely thanks Ashuley, welcome to the show.
Fierce kind of noisy. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I'm actually going on a billboard. Yeah so yeah, I'm
emptying my garage at the moment because I've got plans
for the garage right and this and today my sexy
little skip turns up.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
So what size have you gone for? I hadn't asked,
not cube nine, cube twelve. I always go for a
twelve cube because I get carried away and love when
someone in the neighborhood gets a skip and you can
just go around just before working chuck stuff in it. Yeah,
I went living by weight living in the suburbs, yep,
when I did, and I had a skit that was
fun not but the best part was watching people jump

(23:44):
into the skip because they walked past and had nosey
and saw something in the skip.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
They might like, yeah, got a nine square, I'll get
a bigger one soon. Nine cube. You pay for weight, no,
but you pay for you go overweight, all right, you
pay for soon. I'm nervous because this has happened to
me before. It's going to rain this week and it
makes everything heavier. Such pain or get a tar pole
in smart thinking for one and fifty kj's and doctor

(24:08):
Shawnee is coming over tomorrow and he's kind of bring
a little bit of shirt and I was like, fine,
what's he bring it? I don't know anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I mean you do owe him every time you've got
a rash or a yeah. No, I'm in dead.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
So I'm ending out the garage, right and part of
it is going through childhood things. Yes, And I found
yesterday this throto from the year two thousand, which was
year five and six. So I was in year six
and this year just pre intermediate.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I definitely wasn't my first year.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Ni in the don't worry about how age difference is.
So there's me and there's my bestie Jess. Right, So
do you guys look exactly the same?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I know we did for years and then I just
kept getting taller and she didn't. So wait is that you?
And the back is that you?

Speaker 9 (24:49):
There?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeh?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Backs into left.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'd never bet that was you.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
You know, people always say you don't look like you
do as a kid. I was replaced like Everril Levigne
just doesn't really look at a lot anyway. So I
saw I found the school photo. What are all these
other clowns up to?

Speaker 10 (25:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yes, so here's the phone. I love this game.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
So so the game goes. So I looked at this photo.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Chok it here. So I looked at this photo, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
School photos.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It's got the board with the year. Who did ours?
Bob Bradley did our? We were always Elsie Scott, that's
who did the new Plymouth one. I think he just
literally went round. He must have been on the road
the whole time he had a stranglehold on the school
photography market. Did he what he lives in a mentioned? Yeah,
Bob Bradley school photos.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Elsie Scott, see what he's up to. So anyway, here's
the games. Because I was looking at the school photo,
of which there are one, two, three, four, you know,
say how many is that? Twenty twenty kids? Yeah, And
I was like, there's me, this is jis you know.
And then I was like, this is Mike McJoe, there's
so and so, and then I was like, who the
hell are these other people? And I'm getting to that
age We're like unnecessary memories of fading away and I'm

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just holding on to things.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
That I need. They're replaced by more important things like
cocktail recipes.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Cocktail recipes, yeah exactly, or like what are we doing
this weekend? So I messaged Jess and I said to her, almost,
do you want to play a game?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I said, because that photo is weird because I remember
ours had all the name Yeah, so you can write
it on the back.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
You can see mister pointed was the principal, Missus Nemo
was the teacher, but I never filled in the name
finding Nemo. Where is missus nemo. Now let's find it.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's a bit rude. Respect for the teachers. Please. If
I don't show teachers respect, how do we expect the
students to? Yeah? True, I'm sorry, mister Smith. Yeah damn right.
Now go out and pick up rubbish. I would have
had you on rubbis. Judy bloody, smartly young man. Now
when you order it, well, when I've ordered the kids
school photos, it's extra to get the names on cheeky bastards.

(26:53):
You can get just a photo like that, or you
can get extra, you pal little extra. Last time I
did it and got unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
So here's the thing. So I message Jess and I say,
do you want to play a stupid game? This is
at one thirty six yep. And I put in brackets
that can be at a slow pace. She works full
time and she's a mom, you know. And she said
at three o'clock she said absolutely. I said, here's a
photo of our year six class. I'm going to zoom
in on a face, and you tell me their name

(27:23):
for one point, start easy, and I send a photo.
She goes, Rebecca Bowen. I say, correct, what's Rebecca Bowen?
I went to high school with Rebecca Bowen, so we
ended up doing five more years together. She's married now,
she's got kids. Lovely came from a lovely.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
One point for a name. Was there additional points to
be able to tell you what they're up to nowadays?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
No, but I reckon this is the next step that
you should play with your best days. I said, nailed it,
And then she asked me, are you giving me an
autism test? Because just tell me if you are, I
can handle it. I send her the next face, she says,
Alice Pearson. I said, correct photo, She says, too easy.
Mike mcjarro, correct, Jess.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I didn't think i'd remember half of So.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
That's the thing. The game's on going by the way,
because then we got busy. But I would send one
and we're like, I don't know who the hell that is?
That feels familiar to me, and we both try to
work it out.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
It was his name is.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
It's so fun. It's also very confronting as to how
many people have you forgotten? Because for me most of them. Yeah,
I genuinely caught it. It's so much fun. If you
find your school photo, get your school bestie, take a
photo of the whole thing, and you could go face
for face. So I'm going to send you a face.
You tell me their name, You get a point, you
send me a face.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Class who da who? Class who? Class? Who's nice?

Speaker 8 (28:42):
Because class class games?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Trying to guess when you play class class.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Get your primary school photo, get your primary school best friend,
take a photo of the whole thing and going face
for face.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
She was a pretty white class dude.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
This was immutatized all the Eastbourne. I was the most
mighty there other than that check next to me. We're
holding the bloody.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You're holding the fort right there, holding down the path.
Do you get five tents if someone's in prison?

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I reckon that could be the level too right now?
One GISs?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Yeah, And if they're like, you know, if they're a
CEO or something, or they're famous, you get extra points
like I don't know who that chick is? Who are you?
She's got a great bob, she's got it feels like
the year two thousand would have been at ted late
for that bob. Yeah, late for that Bob's in the seventies. Yeah,

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a lot of fun and good for the memory plays.
It ends. Flesh Fore and Haley, producer Shannon's unpredictable history. Well,
our producer Shannon, she loves her reality TV show Trash,
but she's always in the day with some history, some learning.
A documentary to cleanse the palette, and a segment was

(29:58):
born where producers and tells us something unpredictable from the
animals of time.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
From the anals of time, that probably we don't know time,
and we're in the annals of time.

Speaker 9 (30:11):
But we're going today, We're going back to France in
the sixteen hundreds, Corsa and get ready, hey, today we're
talking about Julie. She was a opera singer and she
is known as the lesbian Diva of France.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yes, queens, so lesbian diva of France.

Speaker 11 (30:30):
Yeah, it was not super good to be gay back then.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
It was super good. I mean throughout her strap. The
Romans had it sorted.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Yeah, the Romans and gay.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
They invented the gay sauna.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Literally they did.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well, Julie was a lesbian diva. Some
have said bisexual, but I believe she was a lesbian diva.
So she was kind of betrothed to a man and
was like not for me. She fell in love with
her best friend. I believe you pronounce it serain Sarah, Sarah, Sarah,
you just choose it.

Speaker 11 (31:04):
You Let's go a Sarrah and so.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah, we're in love.

Speaker 11 (31:10):
And she was like, let's run away together.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
They tell after a week, they're like, let's move into
a castle. Lisbians move quacked everything they do out your candle.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
They tell Sarah's parents they're like, we're gay and they're like, no, no,
no again.

Speaker 11 (31:26):
I said, it's not super good to we came back then,
no no, no, no, no no no. They sin Sarah
off to a nunnery.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
They're like, you are now a nun That affects you
women who have been sitting there because they said they
were gay to.

Speaker 9 (31:44):
So Julie lesbian deever, as I have said, was not
happy about this. So she said, let me head off to.

Speaker 11 (31:50):
The nunnery with her.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
You know, yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Yeah, oh my god, it's crazy. Can we get bids
next to each other and the nunnery just.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
For like yeah?

Speaker 9 (31:59):
But you know, see when they were at the nunnery,
they couldn't hook up because God was watching.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
It's the worse when God's watching, yeah, watching a bloody
hope he is watch this God.

Speaker 9 (32:20):
They're in the nunnery and they just want to leave
and be lesbians, you know, like, yeah, I know.

Speaker 11 (32:28):
Isn't it crazy how history just repeats itself?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Man, I know history, there's something in there.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
So they're like, we got to get out of this nunnery,
but we don't know what to do. And as you know,
nuns tend to be quite old and you know, slow
and stuff. One of them just happened to die, like
just because she was old, and so they're like, this
is our opportunity. They grab this nun's body, stay with me,
and they put it in their room and set the

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body ablaze.

Speaker 11 (32:56):
It's about groom.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
It's history.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
It's always about always been.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
They said the body of blaze and then put their
clothes by it, and they're like, oh.

Speaker 11 (33:04):
It was us who died, and they run away your
own death.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Perfect, My only one was this. That's one body in
these two of them.

Speaker 9 (33:12):
Yeah, history really breezes over that part. Everyone's just like
they burned the body and said it was.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Us, because to burn a body to a dust not
an a crematorium or it just did burn it till
it was not recognizable, but it's still definitely recognizable as one.

Speaker 11 (33:28):
Yeah, you know, everyone just kind of breezes over that.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
But they ran away together.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
What did they did there? Were it was spontaneous combustion,
you know.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Again, it's just this beautiful lesbian love story and everyone
just really.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Would they end up? And also did nobody miss the
old nun the one that actually died that? Like, did
these people not watch true Prime TV or documentaries?

Speaker 3 (33:49):
They need to get their ears on a podcast?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Holes everywhere? Real?

Speaker 9 (33:55):
But long story short, are lesbians Julian Sarah ended up
happily ever after after they.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Running into Airbnb in the French country side.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
A doctor occurred from a local neighborhood.

Speaker 11 (34:08):
Yeah, they ended up happily ever after.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
That's super gay and super great.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Gay history is its own sort of feature in itself,
isn't it? Yes, yes, maybe we could do that in
Pride month.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
It is.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
It is for the Northern hemisphere. It is.

Speaker 11 (34:23):
Yeah, yeah, we get two Pride months. It's so greedy
of us.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I think New Zealand's just gay all year, do you
know what I mean? We just keep it gay the
whole time. Proud We're not on board with it.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Was just imagine lesbians hooking up in all the seasons
with leaves falling with the Downdoor is going super high
grat episode of Unpredictable.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You're really good and we love them, and that's why
it's better than Shannon's hacks. I think the segment because
I've heard what a Knicks hack is. She was throwing
throwing it around Tod and I just thought, Jesus, well
that that segment's near cancelation, isn't it. Well, the the
text machine begs to differ. That's the problem. It's not
about what we think it's for the listener.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Network plays that Ms.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Fletch, Worn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Imagine this. You're at the Governor's Ball Huge Concert, Tyler
the Creator, Benson Burne, Olivia Rodrigo and Hosier Glass Animals
and the one Only Lord was there.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Wow, it's a great festival.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
That one tape. Yeah, oh the Backstreet lovers. I got
excited anyway, I thought it was a Backstreet boy.

Speaker 9 (35:28):
I did.

Speaker 10 (35:28):
I did.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
So you're there over the weekend at the Governor's Ball
Huge Concert. You are twelve years old and you were
there to see your Lord and Savior Lord yep. And
at twelve years old, you go to the bathroom and
that's when you realize you are experiencing womanhood for the
first time. Oh wow, first period ever. She's in the
bathroom and she comes out and she's like and she

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sees another girlipop in the bathroom. She's got glitter all
over her face, and she's talking about how much she's
excited to see Lord. And this twelve year old goes
up to this woman and is like, do you have anything?
I just got my first period. And the girl's like,
oh my god, welcome, gives her a cuddle, gives her
a pair. She's like, let's go. We're going to go
see Lord together. I don't know where this kid's parents are.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Not my problem, not my problem, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Who was sharing this? The girl?

Speaker 3 (36:14):
The girl who gave her the pad? All right, okay,
she was like, oh my god, I'm at Governor's boor
I'm about to see Lord. This twelve year old comes
up to me in the bathroom, is like, do you
have anything for me? And she's like, girl, I got you.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Oh that got weird.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I know sisterhood, that sisterhood of the traveling pad, which
you used one and you never Yeah. Anyway, so we
all remember this moment. Well, you guys, won't we all
remember this moment when you got your first period, and
this is I just think we could have a little
share because it is sometimes mortifying and also being your

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first you're like, oh God, and what is happening? But
you know you're coming.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
You can't help where you are.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You can't know where you are.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
You could be anywhere. I was very lucky.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
I was at home and it was Easter long weekend,
so it was like a Saturday or a Sunday.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
I was at home and went to the bathroom. I
was like, no, no, I was, well, you were well informed.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
I was like.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Thirteen and a half, so you know, lots of my
friends had already had it. And I text my mum
on a nock here brick yep, saying its happened.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Was she at an open home? She's home?

Speaker 12 (37:20):
She was.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
It was Saturday.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
She was at an open home and she screeched around
and she had this bag of pads and ice cream
and treats and chocolate and we spent the rest of
the day together watching movies.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
So nice. It's nice.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
No, nothing embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I've had.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
I've gotten it randomly and embarrassing moments. But I want
to know where were you when you got your first period?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Flitch Born, I cannot contribute to the topic.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
But that's fine. You can text in nine six nine
sex If you can't contribute, I.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Always like, don't have anything add to the sie sex
as well as those who do have a story. Maybe well,
maybe you've got a sweet moment like this at this
music vistival, or maybe it's it's a refact you would just.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Like, I don't know what to do jee as someone
message I was going to a pool party at my
friend's house. Were okay. My friends had to sit outside
the bathroom and coach me on how to put a temple.
And I've done this before, but isn't it like it's
just kind of like been your knees and like squat
down about yeah, and go.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Backwards, not up.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
It's not coming up.

Speaker 11 (38:20):
Open the door.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
We're coming in, all right, Well, I wait for dials
in if you've just joined the show. We're doing one
of our famous phone and topics where we lean heavily
on the listener because we're the business. We'll go to
bustlessers in the business, there's no doubt about it. And
we're talking about where you were when you got your
first period, Because this happened to a girl at a

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festival was.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Waiting to see Lord, went into the toilet, had her
first period, came out, and USD had to ask a
stranger girlipop for a pad and she, luckily she had it.
And the girl in the video is like, welcome to
a womanhood.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
It sucks.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
So man, we're an did with awesome, wholesome someone and
some truly true Rachel. What happened?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Oh, good morning, guys. Well I was eight years old
and I was at my nana's and I found blood minikers.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
And eight years old, I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, that's really eight is really really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Then god, my mom was there and I went up
and I got flat.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Of my pants and she was like, oh, darling, that's
your first period. And I was like my first was yeah,
because you wouldn't you at eight?

Speaker 10 (39:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Probably not.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I have no idea, nolus yeah, man, And so that
was your introduction early eight woman.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
And of course I go to school.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Everyone knows you're a bleeder, and.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I'm like, bleed. Everyone put it in the newsletter or something.

Speaker 9 (39:59):
I I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Maybe I told my friend that. Oh yeah, well drags
on them because they are coming for them one day exactly.
Uran by the time they get.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
It exactly, yours will be over before the as well.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Rachel, thank you, Sally.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
What happened school camping trip in the middle of nowhere?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
No way?

Speaker 10 (40:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:24):
I woke up in my tent wondering if I'd been
stabbed in the stomach because I had really bad belly
ache and lots of blood.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
No.

Speaker 12 (40:32):
I figured it out for a minute.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Did you find a teacher or with your parents?

Speaker 10 (40:36):
No?

Speaker 12 (40:37):
I managed to flag down a teacher and after a
wee while, they kind of discreetly but not discreetly got
me out of the tent and to a local farmhouse
where they let me shower.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Oh and you always remember that moment's traumatics. Oh my god?

Speaker 12 (40:56):
Yeah yeah, put me off camping for life.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
What would you do?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Would you? Glamping? Or not even glamping? Maybe?

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Maybe, but it's still high with a real sordid kit.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Seally, thank you, Hailey? Or what happened? Hi?

Speaker 10 (41:14):
Am?

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I was home alone and so Mum wasn't there, and
I decided, Oh, I'm a big girl.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I used her superside tempo. No, no, you're a child.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
I was, and turned out you you shouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
So I got part of my anatomy stuck over it
and I couldn't get it out.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I can't virtually try to what you want an applicator?
Did you not call mom or something? No?

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Well, well was she I did have to in the
end because she had taken me to the doctor cut
out like the piece of skin.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
I'm not going to say the piece of skin.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Confused. Oh god, Hailey, your first time, Oh my god,
so traumatic.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
I was.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I was at beachless. I was a little bit funny
feeling when I could just imagine, you know, cotton or
just got that really and try one, and I was
just like that made me feel funny and you had
to get something cut out? Oh Haley, babes.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Did it get better after that?

Speaker 13 (42:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah, far yes, yeah fair enough forgot the absolutely Hailey.
Thank you for a great weekend and messages through as
many of these as possible, because that's so good. I
got one on Christmas Day when I was eleven. I
was told, Wow, what a beautiful Christmas present. I was like,
are you I remember this? Vivid that my parents were

(42:51):
having a house party. My mum was super drunk and
Dad wasn't too bad. I got it that night, so
I had to go and ask Dad because Mom didn't
really know what I was talking about, because you're so personal.
I got mine halfway through school cross country, no school
cross country. Little. I was twelve in the middle of
a corn maze when I got mine. I got lost.
I had to like scream out how I've got my

(43:15):
I was at swim training. I was at Easter camp.
Mom told the whole church. I was like, thanks, Mom,
thanks for that. I was out on a bike rider
got home. I thought i'd somehow sat on the seat
wrong and damaged the goods. My bestrien's younger sister got
to a period and I taught it. I had a
b a tampon, and she's now my best friend and
my adopted little sister. Oh. It was Valentine's Day and

(43:35):
swimming sports. I was fourteen. I had to swim because
I was in the swim team. I got a doe.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Someone's visited. I was at Denny's Monaco. I just finished
meeting Joan Alomo in the waiting year and then went
to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
We still let you. That is iconic for location. There's
and person family holiday. When I was thirteen in New York.
I like to say I became a woman in New
York City.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Oh yeah. My first period was Easter week in as Well.
Year Nina got home from school and quite often we'd
get locked out of the house. I was busting awete
or popped a squat and the back pad can bam there.
It was awkwardly pull my undies back up, no toilet
paper or anything. They had to get up a ladder,
climb up the second story balcony because the door was
always unlocked.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Pads are waiting inside. That's a lot.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I'm a male year six teacher. I've had so many
girls over the years come to me and have to
tell me. That's. One of the nicest comments from one
of my kids was, mister, you handled this really well.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I got mine on it for the first time and
a plane to Australia. When we landed, it was a
public holiday and nothing open to ten a and then
my mum brought me the tampons with the applicators. I
came out of the bathroom half but hanging out because
no one told't get to do it.

Speaker 11 (44:43):
It does.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
You gotta go backwards.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
It's not up. It's bad. Have you seen Kesman's message?

Speaker 10 (44:49):
No?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
She said.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
We were in the car and my mum's new boyfriend,
Mark was driving. He wanted me to call him dad,
but I refused. Mom must have had hers too, because
she was mad.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
A bitch hat's on the car unless I told her why?
It's good throw first period at age nine is at
my dad's the weekend, no idea what was happening. Thought
I'd cut my boots doing cartwheels or something. Dad called
mum yelling that she hadn't taught me anything about the
birds and the bees, and Mum replied, she's bloody night.
I wasn't experienced, and my step mum gave me a
giant libre pad which felt like a nappy dads and

(45:20):
to co foto to my mum's and mornslo and they
sat there mortified and upset like I'd done something wrong.
And I thought it'd never be able to do cartwheels again. Jesus,
that was a lot.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Youngest of three girls did mea That youngest of three
girls got my period? Told me Mom.

Speaker 8 (45:34):
She said, no, you don't cost a living four women.
We can't afford it, right, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
First period. Was it also at school camp? I woke
up it was bloody. Carnegie was all through the sleeping bag.
Our school athletics. I was about to compete in the
hurdles final. One of my classmates helped me out before
I had to hear to the track and compete in
front of the whole school. I was just terrified the
tampon was going to fall out.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
No, on a plane to Australia. That's awful when you're
a kid.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I was nine. My parents were out, my brother and
I had a male babysitter and we were at the
video store. Not traumatic at all my bit.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I got mine at a sleep away horse camp and
I had to be there for three days without absolutely anything,
and we were riding.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Horses the whole time. Oh no, it wasn't ntil.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
My mom came to pick me up and she had
flowers that ittle fell Okay, let's come through them a
little party and invited all their friends.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
That's nice, that's lovely. I was at my friend's house
wrapping Christmas presents, went to the toilet, found out. I
had my parent and I went to my friend and
I said, I want to go home. I want to
go home. She said, no, we're having fun wrapping Christmas presents.
I said, plea, let me go home. I just got
my parent and she was like, oh, I've already had mine,
will sort it. And then he mum whipped me down
to the supermarket, brought me in nearly a year's supply
of pads. Oh, get into say those Christmas presents still

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got ramped. I was not allowed to go home.

Speaker 12 (46:53):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I was about to go on stage for my primary
school graduation. Cuppa Hoka perform went away from nervous pee
came out, were even more nervous, and one of a
huge wadding diy toilet paper pared.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
My mum said to me, it would just be a
little bit like I've whipped my unders. It wouldn't be
much of a mark and then we'll sort it out.
I work up to Bloody Niagara, fools of blood. I disagree.
I thought something's differently wrong. So many, so many great messages.
Oh my god, yes, Katie, because you go up and

(47:26):
bet Okay wants her to work. A girl got a
period and no one had explained her how to put
a tampon, and she just got handed a tampon, so
she put it in like a hot dog in a bun,
like sliping it up, pop like bother than length Bason
clamp down on it. By that, I can totally see
how if no one had ever explained it to you,
you'd be like, of course, hot dog, I'm hot and

(47:47):
that's the hot dog.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Yeah, good plays. It ends flesh Forn and Hayley.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Little follow up. We did a silly little pole last
week when you were leaving a wedding? Do you say
goodbye to the couple?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Always was sixty nine percent. Mace No, I just leave
was thirty one percent.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
We had a great debate about it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
And then yesterday and when I was perusing the internet,
there was somebody popped up on my Instagram reels, which
I thought was a great idea. So at a wedding,
you know you've got all those boards. Here's your bloody table,
and here's your yep whatever. This one was, come here,
you little It says it's a board. It says are
you effing off? Please don't come and find us to

(48:26):
tell us that you're effing off. Just f off. We've
loved having you celebrate with us. Leave us and if
ft off message below and we'll read them later. Thank
you for being part of my so that pen's there
and when you go, I'm just going to do an
Irish goodbye. But you feel bad. They have made it clear,
don't kind of dollar us. Just write a message, be
like tapped out at one. I loved the evening, congrats

(48:49):
like this. I'm off early.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
I've got a headache, see you later, because you know
I love to just leave a house party, love it,
slip out the back. Yeah, your I might let you know, Hayley,
but that's about it. But this would be a great
there for a party as well. Leave her board by
the door and then you can say you're yeah, bloody,
are you off board? Idea?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
And everyone was leaving great messages there we fed off
and left you to party.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Casey and Gav you know it's a great idea. Yeah,
great idea because you don't want to annoy the couple.
They're busy.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Irish goodbye us, but just let us a little note,
will be happy.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
The VENN Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Now, I wanted to propose a phoner here for our listeners,
and maybe this is I don't want to come across
as judgmental, but yesterday I unfollowed someone that I have
followed on social media and YouTube.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
For eleven years.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Oh wow, it was actually she was one of my
like number one followers, and every video that she would
release on YouTube, I'd wait for it and watch it,
wait for wait for it and watch it. And it's
been amazing. And I'm not trying to be negative on
her at all. In fact, I won't even say who
it is. But she was just an Aussie girl who
started sharing because she has PCOS and she had PCOS

(50:00):
caused acne and I headed at the time, so I
found this trip through trying to research how to cure
your hormonal acne, and then just followed. You know, then
you get to know them and then you get to
follow their life and everything. And then just yesterday I
realized that her life. Following her life actually no longer
made me feel good. It actually made me feel quite
bad about myself, you know, like that things change, Like
she's gotten so rich now and she's got.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Kids now, her whole life is really she's boring.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
No, yeah, the kids make it boring, but it's for
a lot of uncontent, which is also I don't.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Need that's for mums.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
I don't need to be following that but her lifestyle
is so far removed from mine that I'm like, I
followed you to be inspired, and actually just following you,
I was like, it just no longer.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Served me, right, because she's just living this, just like
she's got a.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Range Rover and Louis Vaton this and she filler and this,
these ere extendsion one extended. But you know what I mean,
it's just like I don't see myself and her anymore.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
You know. That's why I followed her and you used to.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, And so I was like unfollow and it felt
like a huge moment because that was she was just
like the girl that I followed and I would look
forward to, and I was like, oh god. It just
made me think, like why did you unfollow someone? Maybe
it was on Instagram or YouTube or a friend who
is as you say, no, no need to be unnecessarily

(51:22):
because I think she's great for like the Mum conting
and all that kind of and cocking and fitness. But
I'm like you, for me, it doesn't make me feel
good anymore. But I want to know who did you unfollow?
Not maybe not who do you unfollow? But why did
you unfollow someone? Maybe it was just like maybe came intolerable.
Maybe you like you were following them for health reasons,
but you found out they were like super right wing
and had really controversial opinions that came out or something

(51:45):
like that. Or maybe this was like you were, you know,
been following someone from high school and somedy.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
You were like, oh, oh we do not align any
We're not alike at all.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, why did you unfollow something?

Speaker 2 (51:56):
I don't you know? Some people have a hate follow
I've gone only only women do that? Yeah, I hate
follow for yeah, yeah, producing girlies. Do you hate follow anyone?
Do you hate?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I hate follow this guy called Flitch.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
She don't know that she's on then, but she's still
got toald mate.

Speaker 11 (52:28):
The worst part is I've lost my voice from going
to a musical.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
That's that's sad. Should that means you had a good time? Okay,
seriously around you didn't know? Seriously though, women do that?

Speaker 11 (52:39):
Personally hateful?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, brow are trying to be serious here? Yeah, okay,
don't microphone a bread such a bread? Yeah from no, personally.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Carmen Jones does not hate follow anyone?

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Good.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Yeah, people do, yeah they do.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
It's so many so many messages coming in. This is
what I want to know, Oh, eight hundred dollars or
a little texta in your nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Seven nine to eight. Now at it. We'll be back
soon with their opinion.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Why did you follow someone.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
So many messages?

Speaker 3 (53:22):
You don't have to name the mind that you can
just say what.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
No, exactly, we don't want to drag pebbles name specific
into it, but not the reasoning. I someone said I
was following a girl who swore by her booty program
and she had lots of followers. Found out she had
a Brazilian butt and I was like, how dare you?
That's false advertisement? And followed a good friend of the day.
I found out she was traveling to Wellington for those

(53:47):
protests during lockdown and she was documenting the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I was like, right, my auntie was there. My auntie
was there with Brian Tarmacky. I don't think she threw
a brick, though I'd like to distance myself from there.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
To be honest, I had to choose, and right, I
think I'd rather my AUNTI threw a brick and was
hanging out with Brian Tarky. Yes, I un followed my
mum once because she posts so much old people shit,
like photos of her food and how she's feeling. Yeah,
oh bless unfollowed them when they went into a religious psychosis. Yep, okay,

(54:22):
sir enough. I used to follow a woman who would
judge potlucks. What do you mean judge them? I don't know.
I'll like, you have them potlucks and like talk about
the food or something or now she preaches instead about
sending people to prison, so I unfollowed. I followed a
British committee that I love because I went on a
date with his brother and his brother ghosted me afterwards,

(54:43):
so I was like, well, I've got to unfollow you
now because god.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
I n followed my sister in law. Her whole page
was just so fake. I know her in real life
and she's not living like what she's posting. Great use
of AI and I'm not about that fake.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
B Yes, I followed one of your producers because they
unfollowed me. Oh fight fight How about all those people
there were advocates for body positivity and living in your
own body and being who you are, who are now
on g LP ones and totally abandon the now the
way loss is easy yes, what now what do we discuss?

(55:17):
Do you know what? I I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
It's hard. I don't know. I don't I've got nothing
against people using them. It's not personally for me until.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
They are.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
But totally that thing of like like fat positivity that's
been amazing, or body neutrality or like body body positivity
and being like, I'm not conforming and it's like by
truck by becoming the smallest version of yourself the easiest
way that is your choice, but that's no longer in
line with what you preach. You've got to change your

(55:49):
whole thing. Like it's okay to be in your body,
but if you can change it, do it. Doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
It's an interesting one. I'm following someone who really like
because I found myself getting jealous and thinking I'm not
doing good enough in life in general, which is a
huge problem with social media. You're not seeing this person's
no bad moment and what was lockdown? That was me
in lockdown?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
I had that first seven week lockdown that was I
was really struggling.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
And you see them and be like.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
We're baking bread, we're having fun, we're doing walks.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
I was like, oh, this is terrible, You're doing it wrong. Yeah,
but so they unfollowed them. She's an awesome person, and
I've just realized that I'm just the jealous birch. But
I just had following as it wasn't it was bringing
out the worst of me. Yeah. I'm a big fan
on Instagram of you know, the follow and hide unfollowing
hide like yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't feel like that
all the time, because that's your feet. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I don followed an X work for him because she
leaned super hard into the rbor.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Oh yeah, and a few people saying about the old
multi level marketing they had. Yeah, they were following a
person they liked their life, and then you know, just
following they found them an interesting person. Then they got
an email, MS, how are you girl?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Oh my god? Your your skin looks amazing. Could really
benefit from some something rather glow And if you're you're like, oh,
what's happening?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Somebody said, I unfollowed somebody when they started posting every
other day about the gambling online gambling, like promoting online gambling. Yeah,
it's this online gambling thing is insane. I would get
two or three emails a week. Hey, we're an international Yeah,
because I guess I'm a white male and we're like

(57:27):
the online gamblers, but like young white males or young
males on a whole, but specifically young white males. It's
the next massive problem. Yeah, the would be addicted to gambling. Yeah,
and it's yeah, two or threemiles a week from Highwood
from an international they never say gambling like gaming thing.
They've been cracking down on that. Yeah, it's so bad.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Somebody said they unfollowed. I followed my best friends X
after they broke up. She was trying to kick off
a music career, and she noticed when I unfollowed her
and hit me up saying, why did you unfollow me?
I need every follower to try to get this music
career off the around. It's like, well, you broke up
with my best mate.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I un followed someone just yesterday because they're getting way
too preach about not giving screen time to kurts. You
just got to do what you gotta do. I'm a
single mom with a full time job. I'm sorry, my
kid's on their iPad.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, totally. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
I un followed someone who posted religiously about the war respectfully,
go you for being an advocate, but seeing it every
day is a bit much for my mental health personally.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
That's what I struggle. I don't watch the news every
night anymore because that is like with everything, sometimes you've
just got to have a bit of a check a
about how it's affecting you, and it's it's horrible. It's horrible,
but man, sometimes you just can't handle that on top
of a mental load.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I unfollowed my brother on Facebook because he started bodybuilding.
He's posting all these photos and.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Ye that, Yeah, you don't need to see that. You
don't need to see your brother, like you don't need
to see your brother painted a goldie brown with us Todd,
you're hanging out.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
The M podcast network plays z m's Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Fact of the Day, Day day, day day, It's fung
ausweeker At Fact of the Day, I'm going to finish
on the fact that a fungus is nature's most powerful cannon.

(59:22):
Cannon to the canon, well, there is one specific one
called the hat throw, the dung cannon, or the squirt gun,
squirt gun, fungus, squirtgun, fus fletchers, flitcher's name of the
clubs old squirt gun, fungus.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Wow as insanity to say that it only grows.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
It only grows in herbivore dung. And it is technically
a fluid filled balloon, and it has a black spore
packet on top containing and usually spies and mushrooms. Just
kind of let go from under the mushroom and catch
the eb This one boom the balloons was water up
through the base, through the roots, through its toes, through

(01:00:07):
the toes of the fungus, and swells until the pressure
hits five point five atmospheres. Five point five atmospheres, I
don't know how much. And this is an atmosphere around us.
That's the pressure of the atmosphere. What's five times this
atmosphere pressure? To convert it to psi? It's eighty one psi,
so two and a half times three times. It's a

(01:00:29):
high pressure tire. How much eighty one psi? They're why
you go down to the service station and crank and
eighty one psi out of the I do like a forty.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Thirty five, Yeah, I rock about of thirty two five.
Sometimes the chimney wants a bit more, yeah, because it
just needs any way of making it more stable. High
winds lately, I was like, get that thing off the rock.
Don't put your daughters in those.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
So it sweat swells. When pressure hits five point five
atmospheres eighty one psi type, it goes pop and it
shoots the spore packet and boom and its out because
it grows in the because it grows in the dung,
and it's got to spread and get out. Give it
a you know, all everything's evolved. Plants and everything have

(01:01:18):
evolved different ways of spreading their seeds or spores. So
it shoots it out and can shoot it out to
two point five meters, which is quite amazing given the
size of it. It's tiny. Yeah, so it's technically not
a spoor spreader, more of like a fungal artillery piece
and just shoots it out. Here's the other interesting thing.
There's a parasite that jumps on type just before it shoots.

(01:01:39):
It's a cattle lungworm, which is bad. That is the right. Yeah,
it hitches a ride when the pressure starts to build.
I don't know if it's just worked it out. It's
like O could get on top of the sot climbs
on top of it, and then when the cannon goes off,
It's like whoo gosh and flies out and gets the
other parts of the pasture which can spread the lung worm.
Interesting the fung this week, you didn't talk about your athlete.

(01:02:00):
It's for the week. Yeah, like I got some lamesole on.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
That is it gone?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Oh yeah, you know as soon as the lambsole's on.
This isn't a paid paid mentioned for lamosol available at
chemists warehouse. But that'll clear up. Athletes got right away,
did Yeah, it's just when it got when I go
from sort of a sand I'm not sure there's a
cream that you can use you want to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Get imagine I'm saying years once and it was done.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
For your place. We can I don't put the troops
straight on my foot, and I'll put the applicator on
my tone then really get it between the dogs and
the applicator on my finger and really between the dogs.
I'm out. So today's of the show. So today's fact
to the day is on top of a kalper that's
the fastest gun in the natural world, a fungus that
builds up a D one P. S I before shooting

(01:02:48):
its spores into the into the unknown fact of the day,
Day Day, day day. Did it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Plays it in Fletchorn and Haley last year?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
It was almost exactly a year ago, I guess that
we went to the Radio Awards and I posted honestly
one of the hottest photos of us as a trio
at the after party, and I was roasted online after
not realizing did I put this remember as the song?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Oh yeah? And we never knew how it happened or.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
What happened because I was drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Uploaded because Instagram will recommend.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
Your music, recommend your music, and I chucked it up
like that's one of the most attractive photos of the
three of us, me in particular, that that's why I
put it up and you can't change your music.

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
Up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
And then overnight I had all these likes and all
of our lovely fans messaging and stuff. I was like,
it's funny to me, I'm just a lever, so that
what a blunder you'd learn your listen. Fast forward a
year and as you know, I had issues if you've
just joined the show, I'm Hailey, I don't have a
filter off and overshare if you have just joined us,
my TikTok I got banned from it, and I couldn't
be bothered dealing with the TikTok customer service, which was

(01:04:13):
so bad that I just deleted the account started a
new one. You talked about it yesterday and I was like,
hit me with a follow. I'm going to start dumping
all my stuff there. And I've been trying to just
do it really really quickly to get the stuff up there.
And I've got four videos up so far, and one
of them.

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
Where is It?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
One of them was this clip that I had made
a few years ago about doing kegels.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
See if you noticed something?

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Do you guys know what kegels are?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
You don't know?

Speaker 10 (01:04:44):
What is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
This is a good learning moment.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
What's the music?

Speaker 12 (01:04:48):
Can do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
So relaxing?

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I've put meditation music behind it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
How did you do that? Is it one of those
why does it? When when you upload something sometimes if
it's got no music, it'll be like suggested song? I know?
Is that what's happened?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I don't know because all the other clips, right, they
can see that it's just talking, and so with this one.
And then it was one of our lovely listeners that said,
hon did you mean to put sound over the video?

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
God? Mum Auntie Haley's on, I think you need to
shy her some money at the social media is to
be your manager because this is absolutely boring. This up.

Speaker 11 (01:05:30):
Yeah, you know I've done this a few times, actually,
have you?

Speaker 12 (01:05:33):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
Because sometimes you'll go to hip posts and you go
back a step and I think that's probably what you've done,
is what I did. The first time you did it,
you wouldn't have seen the song, and then maybe you
just went back to check something and it'll be like,
here's some music.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
But meanwhile, because you were saying to me, you know,
you've got to like the comments you get, engage the comments.
So I've already started getting that going a little bit.
And now I'm like, do I just leave?

Speaker 11 (01:05:56):
You literally said it took you a day to find
this out. I don't think you've been replying to comm.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
It's quite nice under this about doing delete it and
repost it. So the song if you want.

Speaker 2 (01:06:09):
To hear it, it's faintheart.

Speaker 9 (01:06:12):
If you delete on TikTok, you can delete an archive
so it'll let you eat it so you can take
off the song.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Oh see, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Need to hire shun to say. The social media thing
is just so far really hard.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Yeah, what's your hourly range? And if to be Hailey's
social media manager.

Speaker 11 (01:06:27):
I'll take some more nonalgs.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
That was lovely this night.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Deal? How is your fame going on TikTok?

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Really bad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
How many followers?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
So I walked away from nearly four thousand because I
couldn't be bothered with the admin.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Of four hundred. I've really been pushing, really going badly,
isn't it so badly?

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
And my last account was in a collab post with
Urschla Carlson that's had about four million views. I've deleted
that messaged good Fred and I said, p can you
collab with the new account?

Speaker 9 (01:07:05):
God?

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
It's all coming across, but I don't want to give.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Them at four o'clock in the morning anymore. I'm done,
So I said, can you collab with the new account?
And she was like, no, that's not hartworks Wow right,
the Urschela Carlson wave anymore. It's just what au Haro
Comedy is doing so badly. I'm about to walk away again.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
Play z Ends flesh Fore and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Speaking Ray Did you see so she did a concert.
It was a one off show like a little pop
up show at New York's Blue Note Jazz Club, very
famous club. Ray was there and she refused to sing
that song because she woke up that morning feeling too
single to sing it. And then she dropped some pretty

(01:07:51):
big news.

Speaker 13 (01:07:52):
I am refusing to write a single song until the
album's going to be called.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
And then she fell in love. Yeah, so in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Protest, until this moment finds me.

Speaker 13 (01:08:06):
I mean, I trust send the timing of life and
wherever whatever, but I'm not writing a single song for
this album until that moment finds me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
But first, really, it's going to be a very lovely album.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
So she said that she's announced her third album is
gonna be called, and then she fell in love. But
until that moment happened, she's like, no normal music. I'm done.
She said she's finished with writing bitter songs about x's
and bad dates and everything like that. She wants the
next chapter to be purely positive.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Well yeah, but then you know, the realities of having
a mortgage and having a record company contract will come
into play and she'll just have to write it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Yeah, she will, but she's still looking through her husband.
But I love that She's like no, in protest, I'm
not doing it until the world sends me my husband.
I've asked nicely, where is he?

Speaker 10 (01:08:49):
Does that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
M podcast network plays ends Flee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
And Haley want to know now and you can call
us oh eight hundred DALs and Amy context nine six
ninety six and you can domp yourself into that's fine.
How useless was the new person at work? And you know,
if it was, you admit it. Maybe you press the
wrong button and you cost the company lots of money.

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Maybe you fit in your CV and actually you don't
know how to do any of this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Yeah, Like did you see that there was a Canada
pilot that didn't have a slow and apparently he just
had some like piece of laminated paper that he was
flashing around. Everyone's like, have a good flav He did
know how to fly, like he had other licenses but
didn't have the official he was flying like triple sevens
all years. But so they've worked out in New Zealand

(01:09:39):
and Australia. Twenty thousand dollars is what it costs you
as a business if you hire the wrong person because
of all this screw.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
You know, the productivity, the already advertising.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It retraining a new like it was going to leave work,
and he was like, I just want to know paraise
to keep up with the flashing that like not And
he's like, you realize if I leave, you're going to
have to train someone up. Yeah, and it's going to
do that.

Speaker 12 (01:10:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Is that like worth it for you?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
But yeah, so it was worth it to them. But
that's the thing they fire.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
No did Okay, not quite the pay raise of but
yeah I got a little. So I thought this morning, yeah,
could we take some calls and ticks? How useless was
the new hire at work? And if that new hire
was you and you can admit it, bonus points to
get the get the ball rolling with some Instagram responses
because we asked there, Sam said, refuses to make phone calls.

(01:10:31):
All communications is through text or email. You just want
to talk to them on the phone and get an answer,
but they won't.

Speaker 10 (01:10:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
A new lady in the forties and fifties had to
ask for instructions on how to sweep. What sweep? It's
in the words using a broom. Yeah, it's in the
word you sweet, you swear? Also, did you have you
never seen it like a movie?

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Or yeah, did you sweat?

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I mean you were gett a job interview to ask
if someone can sweep it? Do?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
I mean you can sweep? What can you sweep?

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Were the least start here at the freezing where she
took her lunch into the boning room to eat the
b you don't want to be eating in the boning room. Well,
not that type of boning in the bone boning in
the boning room. Office is a boning room of No,
we don't have what a wellness room that you can
cry and bone in the wellness room to flitch. Well,

(01:11:24):
it made me, made me well, to make you well?
Thank you, very good for you. There's a boning room,
and this is completely different. I work in a place
where things need to be stored in alphabetical order, and
a new hire didn't know the alphabets. It's not true.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
You can't everybody the song PC because they will rhyme
exactly c d E get don't get me startled on v.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Waite hundred dollars and then give us a call. How
useless was the new person at work? I feel like
this is a joke, but I love it, so I'm
going to read it out anyway. Okay, got big Rory
and engineer Rory and one liners for the funds and
a job interview once the bog. But the boss asked
me if I could perform under pressure. I said, I'm
not a big queen fan, but if it gets me
the job, we're going to go. I like that stuff, Alex,

(01:12:19):
How bad was the new person at work?

Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
Pretty bad?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Okay? Like, what what happened? Is it to us?

Speaker 10 (01:12:26):
As my parents they were farmers that owned a dairy farm,
and my family's Dutch, so quite often we'd get like
work experienced people out from Holland.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
You get the wolf and you get the wolfers. A yeah,
the Worldwide Internet or something something workers. It's like a
like a program right where you can volunteer on farmers
and love because there's bloody cheap labor.

Speaker 10 (01:12:50):
Oh no, these these ones that get paid as well.
But one of them had a mate that wanted to
come out with them, and the mate, the mate was
not so into farming, and he was actually a macare
but he just wanted to come to news own and
they were going.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
To travel around as well for a bit.

Speaker 10 (01:13:04):
And anyway, it got to the weekend the muss say
on Monday or whatever, and it got to the weekend
and he was like, what the cows need milked on
the weekend and he was to work on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Here the cows, Yeah, they don't adhere to our calendars,
do They.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Twist their nips and they're like right, laugh for the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Weekend off, lock off until Monday. Wow, okay, So how
long did they stay on the farm then having to
work seven days a week? No, not long.

Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
I think he lasted two weeks and then the.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Yeah, because the cars don't need to be milked on
the weekends, you get the weekends off. The mechanic Alex,
thank you. How useless was the new person it worked?
I dropped two hundred palettes onto my forklift like a
week into the new job. So I waited for someone
a message about me. Actually, but this is Matthew. I
faked it until I didn't make it as a technical

(01:13:55):
data analyst, I just absolutely I had no idea how
to be an analyst.

Speaker 13 (01:14:00):
You high.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I would call him sick every single week in the
six months she was there, she maybe did one or
two or four weeks of work and we all only
did four days as it was so useless.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Yeah, I worked at a garden center, had to teacher guy.
How to turn on a hose? What not a fancy nozzle?

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
Just the tat with your places to the wall, Like
you could figure that out yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
A holy yeah, you could. Lefty Lucy Brabes the worst
employee I had. Sat in his role for three months,
did nothing, kept pushing appointments out, and then left one day.
He just wasn't coping. Cost us an excess of fifty
thousand dollars and he left six months ago. We're still
discovering stuff ups. He just started working full time. Just
wasn't for him. I don't like working full time other babes,

(01:14:41):
or you got to pay the bills.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Some people seem to be allergic to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm adicted.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
More.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
I had to take her every morning for my allergies
for work. What do they call those pearls? A concrete pearl? Nah?
The one hard in the No one of those as well?
Taking viagra before work. I'm just opens up.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Staring at me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:12):
Lady I used to work with him. She couldn't understand
why a black and white photo wouldn't scan into her
computer and color when she selected color on the print.
Oh my god. We had a guy who was on
a work placement program, who was so useless and dangerous
to have on site, we gave him the job of
hand washing the rocks outside the workshop instead. Good though
those rocks were dirty. Airs always a clean wrong. Yeah, God,

(01:15:36):
there's so many.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Almost every day I have to explain to the new
hire how to copy and paste, what highlight, pull and
drag release right clerk copies.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
It's going to blow their mind when they lean the keyboard.
Shortcut for that. My master chefs buses really check qualifications
and often took people at their word. Big mistake. One
employee claimed to be qualified and goat but lack the
knowledge on how to look after sick animals. When an
animal got second with have had patters, he didn't be
like they're there. Yeah, that makes me feel if I'm second,

(01:16:12):
someone pats my head's is there there?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
We have three messages and from people who who have
worked with people that didn't know the alphabet.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yeah, really understand this, like just next era and those
sorts of like learning difficulties experience. But they're saying didn't
know didn't know it? Wow? Yeah? Would there would there be?
If English isn't your first language.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Oh you may may yeah, which is fine. But if
you're a pharmacist and you're oh, if you're a pharmacist
and you sorry, career delivery just got some nice new bidding.
If you're a pharmacist and you're looking for like names
and medications, that would really slow everything down, which has
lost money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
We're going to labor high and start with us. The
first day he called it and he said he just
mentally wasn't really to come back to the workforce. That's
really good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Plays it in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
So there's been these like townhouses on the way into
my little suburb, and and I've sat there empty finish.
It's a great unfinished project of apparently pre COVID times
just set there. But underneath was all storefronts, and I
was getting very excited about the idea of like businesses
being in there because currently in my in my little
shop thing, we've got a vape shop, a diary now

(01:17:26):
an op shop because Hittin's Dairy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
Is gone wild wild that you get a vape shop,
it's one of the first shops got to get it.
Get a vape shop. You know, I've got a new shop.
Before you tell us about your new shop or whay
you jump on. No, I'm just saying I don't know
what your new shop is. Yeah, Hanna, what's our shop?
That's our Yeah, but you know what that they've put

(01:17:48):
it in the laundromat. So when I go to dry
ma sheets, I get a Filipino chicken. I get a
wep of the Filipino chicken. They're sharing an extractor fan
while they're sharing the same building. Lints like it's it's
like a pop up at the end. But the door
is in the launch mat. So you get a wife.
The door is in the laundromat. Yeah. Yeah, it's like

(01:18:09):
it's on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
When you look down from Fletcher's apartments, they wrap around
billboard and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yeah, it's a net little want to give you know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
You know, so when you go up his street, his
code and his apartment number on floor.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
But yeah, it's so because we're getting a reburger. Oh okay,
you flash and that old what This is the weirdest
conversation to be happy. People get excited when a new
we love you. I love it when there's an empty
shop and all of a sudden there's some paper in
the window.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I'm here and thank for like eight years these have
set empty and in this paper have been empty for ever.
I'm supposed he went bold, Well, well let's chat about
this over a beer this afternoon. Anyway. So so paper
in the window, things are coming, things are coming, and
then there's a little sign and it says like bakery and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I was like, yeah, bakery.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
We've got a nice cafe, but not like a pie
and a e and a slide stop. So it was
up on the local community page and everyone was getting
excited for it, and then they started posting as well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
You don't know what's going into a shop or a spot,
and everybody in the local page that's speculating a stoman
of Sharon and who is at the council of course,
and they said it's going to be a new vape shop.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
So it opened yesterday and I drove past and it
was packed to the rafters and I'm doing a little
diet at the moment. I thought I'll pop it and
get a savery just to try. Yeah, the thing two
crowded and then so I got on the on the
local community page, Caroline Sey has just had a great
donut from the new bakery and cafe open today, lovely

(01:19:49):
service with a smile. I thought, oh, keep reing it.
I just tried the steak and cheese pie. Delicious, hot
and actually really cheesy. This is good and bad news,
isn't it. Just bought a huge cream donut. Delicious pies
look tempting. I just got two meat savories. They very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
I just had a message and about that bakery. Rory
went for a job at that bakery. But by the
time he got there, the role had been filled. Oh
not or when we're Rory messages and jokes. He's become
a bit of a show. Regular lady got his name

(01:20:25):
and brackets at the end. We'll try. I appreciate it.
Rory's name saved in the system to Rory.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Well, first pie I've had in years had actually had
cheese in it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Great pie. Okay, So we decided this was a cooky
little pile. What was the item that keeps dragging you back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
To the bakery, Because for me, a bakery that's a pie,
that's a mince and cheese pie.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
No cheese pie.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Maybe a lolly slice. Maybe if I'm going somewhere and
I need a pet lunch, chicken salad, sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Slice, chicken kebab on the stick, that nasty deep for
a crumb checking thing on the stick with the sausage
sausage roll. More than a pie to bakery for me.
But we asked you what keeps you coming back? I'm
just gonna rattle through the responses. Cream donut, cream donut,
club sandwich is the only place you eat a club

(01:21:11):
sandwich when you get one from the bakery. Steak and
cheese pie and cream donut. My my bakery makes a bacon,
mince and triple cheese pies, cream donuts. When they're the
faint cream, it's going.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
To be hot cream. Don't give me that real cow
stuff and a little jam dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, to make it look like a cheery. Someone said,
almond croissant, that's bougie.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
That's not a Bakery's a cafe. That's a cafe that's
sort of a patisserie or something like that. This is
a classic v in the fridge baker.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Someone said, whatever the Nana slices and totally like there's
always a Belgi pie. Someone that's a custard pie, raspberry twist.
Someone said, cream donut gotta be fake cream. Can't go
to the cheese pie and white Monster, White Monster.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
I think I'm going to go to the gym after
work and I'm going to bust my ass because I'm
going to stop by and get it. I'm going to
try the mince and cheese. That's your classic for me,
that's the mark.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Yeah, somebody said you can't go into a bakery without
one sweet one savory. That's the rule. If you get
a pie, you got to have a little sweat. I
had a custard square last week, slept.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
I wonder if they've got a caramel slice.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Every bakery has a camera.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
It looks good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I'll bring it. She's aware we've got I don't think
we've had a quickly little pole with as many responses
each time the audience today, each time I clack as
a ten as a ten per page response. Listen, didn't
you clicking a lot? I don't know if people can
hear that, but because people just want pies, mate, But overwhelmingly,
what would you say if you had to do like

(01:22:45):
a creme cream donut, cream donut? It's a winner.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Okay, today I'm going to get I'm gonna have to
go pretty hard at the gym, but I'm going to
make space. I've literally just finished breaefast mins and cheese
paw yep cream, donut get it's Friday, don't count. This
is really interesting, this study, And that's the only reason
I would never share something uninteresting with our listener. The

(01:23:11):
surprising link. Here's the name of the study, The surprising
link between a woman's body size and her jealousy levels.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I was like, color ma intrigged. I'm in I don't
know if I could even comment on this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
It just feels like a mind read lightly yes, but
then you think you read there and you think, oh yeah.
But then I read the study and I was like, huh,
because I maybe would say, in this society that values
smaller or slimmer bodies, maybe bigger or heavier bodies would
be more jealous because theyre maybe feeling a little bit like, oh,
you know, I don't look like the way that society

(01:23:42):
wants me to. Yes, not the finding, Okay. A new
study found that women rate more feminine voices as more
jealously and jealousy inducing, so that heir voices in the
study hear them. The more feminine voices were more jealously liked.
I can't say the word jealousy and juicing, but how
jealous they got depended on their own body size, and actually,

(01:24:04):
taller and slimmer women felt more jealous when a rival's
voice sounded more feminine compared to shorter, heavier women.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
So because they've got the because they've got what other
people want, but there's one thing they don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
They want it more threat detectives. Isn't this It literally
goes back to like an evolutionary thing that the here's
the theory that they got. So the test was done
with a bunch of women and a whole bunch of
recordings of other women, and it was women simply saying hi,
and then they were rated on how jealous they'd feel

(01:24:40):
if that voice was flirting with their partner.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
Hi Hi Hi Hi, Hello hiya the voice.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
So the more feminine sounding voices were more jealousy and
jealousy and juicing obviously, But the thing that would change
is the size of the woman who was doing the experiment.
And the theory was that taller, slimmer women have a
higher perceived mate value as societally more acceptable and more.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Alluring.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Uh So they become evolved to be more sensitive to
threats because they're like I'm the one I'm getting shagged right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Right, look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
I'm tall and slim, I'm getting shagged one way or another.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Hey, hang on, who are you?

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
And they become and they got way more jealous, So
they've got more to lose if their partner was to
get seduced to say by this voice. This research was
like so.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Bizarre.

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
So they did like pitch and vocal resonance to determine
femininity level, soho as opposed to like hi, which is
like way more feminine. And they said that just doing
that with one single word being high, was enough to
evoke different emotions. Okay, but I can't believe. I'm like,
who even this is from a Chinese university? Who even

(01:26:02):
comes up with a study like.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
This When you're like looking at probably someone who's just
been cheated on. It's weird that you're saying, like the
feminine voice. But if you think of all like the
sixy sixy, you know voices of celebrities, they were always
the females. One's always a bit gravelly y Emerston's your
scolet your hands. Okay, if you had to rate review

(01:26:28):
or marry Fletch, Vaorn or Hailey, what one would it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Be Okay, I would marry Hailey? I would have six way?

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Which one? No, no, no no, it's only rate review
Mary Okay, no comment. Six with the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
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Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
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