Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 29th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zitium Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is the Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
To you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fleet, Fawn
and Hailey. Happy Monday. Got it's nearly July. A couple
of days, it'll be July. The year is flying Jula.
Now on the show today, we've got a double pass
to five sauce. So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, every day at

(00:28):
double pass, we're going to play three and five. Well,
we'll give you five seconds to name three things, like Hailey,
name three fruit go pineapple, peach, pear. You did it
all with peas.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Actually just helps to sort of narrow the mind right
onto just one letter, yeah, rather than all the fruits
of which they are a mena right, Okay, So I
found that personally helpful. But if you said something more difficult,
like you know, parts of a lawn mower, and I
said I'm only going to do pee m I'd be pucked.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, you would be. For your chance to call
through for five sauce tickets this morning after eight thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Give to him five things three in five, three in
five okay, name three curries.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Butter check and butter check and butter checking on ordered?
What those are the only ones I ever get. I
don't need to branch out. Stop teasing me.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Live a little, get a corner.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
No, why would I when there's a butter chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Get a little corner in here.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
There's a butter chicken right there. The top six morn
coming up. Yeah, Britney Spears sun is walking Paris Fashions.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
This is plural.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Sons are Soun's sons are Stark is a walking Paris
fashion Week. Now take yourself back in time twenty five years.
That would seem like an insane headline. I will be
taking us twenty five years into the future from now
for some insane celebrity headlines from twenty fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Okay, name three Britney Spears songs go tops, the one
in the school uniform for.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Times up and You're out five seconds a summer oh
Man Top six coming up next to on the show,
though there is a go fundme there has been launched
to help a gentleman who suffers.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Was something the world's smallest exla Oh okay, yeah, we can.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
All help out play in flor Haley.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Listen, you know we need to support people when they
are in need and and those that have a bit
to give should when people need it.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Like Michael Phillips.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Who was over the weekend Snapchat guy an Australian check
mirand occurrent, did you see what they've been doing. They've
been like paying people's medical bills. That's not not just
like a couple like going for millions and millions of
dollars with I think they've got a what do you

(02:53):
call it? A charity not a charity foundation or something.
You're right, I was reading that over the weekend, Spigel
Spiegelgel who's a billionaire, right, because Miernica and billionaire has
been white five hundred and fifty million dollars in medical
debt for thousands, So that's half a billion dollars.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's so fas It's like when Elon Musk was like, hell,
can help the world, Someone tell me, like just do
a little like that?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, like he literally could.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
It's like changing lives. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well, this sees a lot about these people. Ah, let's
just say there was just there was two hundred and
sixty thousand people in California.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Two hundred and sixty a quarter of a million people.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, wow, they just walked into the medical debt office,
is it?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, imagine he's my credit card. Well, maybe they can
help out Michael Phillips. Okay, Michael Phillips, Well he's sort
of Internet knowing. If you haven't heard the name, maybe
you're looking in the wrong side of the internet. Because
Michael Phillips was diagnosed with a micro penis, which is
not just a small wille.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
But like it's a medical Yeah, it's like a nub.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you think that would be your easiest fifteen minute
appointment of the If you're a doctor, you're a console,
you're easier. That's micro Like.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Well I think I might have a small penis.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Well, let me rip my eyes around this.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
That's micro and then that's sixty dollars plus.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Always so late the doctors.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Yeah, I know, surely micropenis and saw it.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, so he's actually not only with a micro penis,
which is you know, it happens.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
The smallest in.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
The world, Like it's is it a Guinness record?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I don't know that Guinness wrecked their eyes on it,
but I think on measurements, I don't know if it's Guinness, right,
Mike Phillips smallest penis in the world.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
He's like, does it? Does he say?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
How small?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Hang on, Michael Phillips, I should have this, Michael Phillips
penis length. This is just for research up top, and
they're going to see that I'm searching this. So it's
it's under a centimator, fully erect.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
My goodness, under a centiment, fully erect clitteriust don't they.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
I was going to say, get past the lips.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's too early. It's on the radio. And then this
is the perfect time to say clitteris on the ready.
And also it's a body part grow Up Pleasures, grow Up.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Wouldn't pass the Manura majora to be fair, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
The Manora majora is there to keep these sorts of
things out.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
It's the depth of it is far more. It's ninety
it's zero point nine seven.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, So why does he why does he need alo?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is he going to get an enlargement on that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Even Spiegel and Miranda Kirk can help them a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
There is such procedures or penis and largements, but they're
very risky and it's more for people that may be
rocking you know, a cimeter and we might be able
to get a little bit.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
More on what you wouldn't need. You got a ten
cemet of Welsh perspective, you got.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, she's like a politician and an.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Election about a time.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
She doesn't know the price of milk. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
So he was like, this is you know, I can't
be working with this. Decided to go for an enlargement surgery.
But he's that's off the table. There's just not enough
to work with because do they enlarge it? Do they
stretch it or something? Yeah, that's when they fell it
up and maybe they put a loade.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did they add a tonnel or something?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But then how wide is it? So this is the
thing that he it's it is clutterus, you know what
I mean, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's like the end if you so you couldn't even
pop another person's penis on the top because it would
be like trying to draft a cody tree onto a
onto an apple tree. You're one of your big thick
nipples would probably be bigger than this. What are you
just a huge fact?

Speaker 3 (07:01):
So anyway, so he was like, I'm going to do
this and then when when they were like, you'll just
lose any because he's got sensation on it. It's just
like you'll lose her. So he's like, I don't need
a mess of penis. I just wanted a bit more workable,
something a pinch yep. So we started to go fundme
three five hundred dollars goal and their donations are around

(07:23):
like twenty thousand US dollars at the moment. So he's
faster past her. But instead he's going to put a
little bit of.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It to a little bit and what little bit it
wouldn't even.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Get past the minora. He's going to get injections to
girtha a bit, right, and then the rest of it
he's going to donate to other sort of you know
people in Native a bit of enhancement.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, good god. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
He's like, yeah, I'm just going to be smart with us.
I'm not going to try to get it longer. I'm
just gonna juice it up a bit.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, so he can work with her, right, Okay, Well,
if you'd like to make a donation, go fund me.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, go fund me. Just look up. He's an American man.
Just look him up, and you know, just he's thirty
eight years old. He's handsome, like he's just rocking.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Listen to Cinemeter and thoughts and preyers to her.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Plays it in Fletch One and Haley from.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
The Fletchforn and Haley group chat. This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Okay, well I was completely wrong.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Sean Brittany Spears' son Sean Preston is twenty years old
and Jaden James is nineteen years old. Now they are
the kids that she had Worthier Fertilizer, fit Fertilizer, Kevin Fiddle,
Fiddle line, Yeah, fertilized. You know this name?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, I'm just one friends Fertilized.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Who was the man thenest player? Roger Federer? Federer?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Different people?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
What is that clothing brand? In New Zealand Federation? Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Just get my places.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Sorted? So that worked walked in Paris Fashion Week and
everyone's like, God, we're old. Is we can remember when
she had that? I thought that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And they've had a very tense relationship as of late.
They were from her public behavior that I think they
distanced themselves from her for a while.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, but I believe maybe some of that's in repair.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right, or they've walked and this is insane. So I thought,
based off this, let's look forward to the year twenty
fifty and look at the top the top six celebrity
headlines from the year twenty fifty. Ready Spear's son's walking
Paris Fashion Week is obviously insane to those of us
who remember the early two thousands. Yeah, yeah, of course.

(09:42):
Number six on the list of the top six twenty
fifty celebrity headlines, Beyonce's granddaughter purchased This is the Sun
and renames it after her grandmother. Wow. Then, yeah, she's
worked out of them. She walked out a loophole in.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Twenty five years. You probably could. You know, everything's for sale?
We are.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
They're going to be advertising in space soon, the satellites.
How well they've talked about this? What are they drone shows? Yeah,
or like just light kind of advertising.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
That Yeah, stars embarrassing. I'm embarrassing for us as her
as a species.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Number five on the list of the top six celebrity
headlines from the year twenty fifty, Taylor Swift's daughter announces
she's re recording the re recordings Taylor's Daughter's version, Taylor's version.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
What will she be called?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Trevison Taylor triniqua triniquis version, triniquis version.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
She might go that's nice. I don't think she will.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Number four on the list of the top sex celebrity
headlines from the year twenty fifty. Matt Damon's grandson perfected
cold fusion in the global energy crisis overnight.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Wow, So we didn't go into the career of entertainment,
no more science bas.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
He watched Goodwill Hunting and was like that Will, I
could do that mass and then he perfects cold fusion. Yeah.
Number three on the list of the top sex celebrity
headlines from the year twenty fifty. Jacober Lord his daughter
becomes the first celebrity to move to the moon. Oh okay,
Nepo baby. Yeah, because she's she got on the flight. Yeah,
she got on because she's daddy's ticket. Yeah, Daddy's rocket ticket.

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Number two on the list of the top six celebrity
headlines from twenty fifty. Elon Musk's eighty fourth child legally
marries a Tesla.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
And the wed later will be the Tesla fast for divorce.
Yeah yeah, citing irreconcilable differences.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And number one of the last of the top six
headlines from the year twenty fifty. Celebrity headlines from twenty fifty.
Tikaway tis great. Great Nephew finally finishes Auckland's light rail. Whoa, yeah, okay,
didn't go into the entertainments, went into local engineering, Yeah, okay,
engineering and light rail manufacturer lovely and then he got

(11:56):
it done. Yeah, let's face it, that's the most fascicle
of the lot. Yeah, yeah, light rail And now twenty
four years, I don't think so that's today's top six.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
The ZN podcast networks A sure real play zens flesh
one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Now, if I know something, it's how to make a
relationship last.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well, you did have a long one?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, teen years, We're all good. I did well. I
did well. Not a failure of success in my eyes.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
But if you want to have a long lasting relationship,
and this is the same we talked about this in
relationship to friendship. What makes us strong friendship is the
ability to laugh at each other and poke fun. It's
like it's like basically a soft roasting. Yes, so relationship
therapist has said this absolutely makes a romantic relationship thrive.

(12:47):
Roasting each other, yeap, calling each other out, making fun
of each other because it alleviates the seriousness of like
picking at each other.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
You're just going like, we're just having fun. I'm gonna
give you a little roasting.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
If you're not roasting friends, you don't.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Love them, no, but you're you're a romantic partner. As
soon as they walk in.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
The door, start pecking them to bits. I don't you
know what I mean, start being like, what what do
you call that out for? Useless? Pray? What do you
do today? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't think that's what they mean. I think I
think it is on a limb here I reckon, that's
not what? Yeah, when at what point does it come
to you've gone too far? Haley?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
So for me, it's I'll always make it known when
Van Haley's left the room.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
You always says left got you know Van Haley's left
the room, And that's when we'll stop the roasting.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Because I'm known to sort of sort of be you know, sensitive.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You don't say it on a dime. Yeah, you don't
say it too.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Much, now, you know what?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
At the moon she's nearly full.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Because I slept for two hours last night, so I
would say today, yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Don't roast me.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Was that the moon's fault or the fact that you
were up late drinking.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I wasn't drinking.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
I had some celebratory champagne with family. Okay, I said
some champagne. But I know I wasn't drinking late last night.
I just I think I had a big, fun, busy,
boozy weeking.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, and the moon, goddamn moon drew it to me.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah. But yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
This therapist did say, like, you've got to read the
room like it's fun until it's not fun.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
A light that's light roasting. Ye.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
So I would like, if we were in a partnership,
I'd roast you fletch about your mince in the fridge
or you know what I mean, Oh, your bloody always
were in.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
The same colors. Three colors, am I always were in
the same we gray, gray, back or blue.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Fun Fletchers left the room stop you were Hey, you
were the same three colors. Fun Fletchers left the room right.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
And vorn for you a light ribbing. If we were together,
I'd be like.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Pussy colored. Yeah, I haven't worn the pussy. That one's
getting persy. This is getting god damn it.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
This white thing is like do you bleach? You have
bleach at all do you colors?

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Ah, yeah, not like religiously.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Maybe you can tell.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Do you think I should tell? Yeah, because it really
doesn't make anymore, you know.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
The face, And then if we were together, a light
roasting would be like you'd be like, heys, like tonight's
you know why we have a little bit of a
canoe would be like not with a face like that.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
That face clearly says you don't have sex. That's what
that would be A light roast, Yeah, that would be.
That's with the base little fun. Was having fun, like
get get away from me, go sleep in a different bedroom.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yuck, you're repugnant.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Fu roasting would try to give it.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That seemed quite heavy. Hayley, that was quite a heavy roaster.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, hey do may do mat it? Cauld not go wrong,
don't be a pussy. I was waiting for it, simply.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Absolutely. You've got a stain on your hoodie. We've actually
got three stains there. One to okay Stone. I think
that's egg yolk from like a week ago. It's as
far as I'll go. Don't open.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I'm actually open. I don't want to. I don't want to.
I'm having fun.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Fun.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
No, do something about my mini face or something. I
don't want to do it. I don't want to do
I know that I don't want.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
To embarrassing wiki. You're a weaki week little bitch. How
do we go back to roasting me for chapter two?

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I don't know. But if you listen, if you listen
to this, right, I don't think you can roast I
don't think so. Here's a great relationship.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Advice from a woman who has never screwed up a relationship.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
If you're in a relationship today and things are not
feeling great, get in there and just start picking and digging,
picking up ROAs.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
The more brutal, the better and metal fixer.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Then podcast network plays it in s flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Haley selling.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Ce litle pole today.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
How do you prefer to watch sports live in person
or on the television?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I doesn't really go live, to be fair, it's been
a long time.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah. I think basketball is one of the best live
sports closer because you're a bit I think you're a
bit closer to the atmosphere. But then yeah, whereas like rugby,
you can you can be like down the other end
of the field and you're messing it all at all. Cricket,
you can't see the ball, golf, god, you know they
had it down and then you you can't see anything.
We did it. Go to go where it's TV. You

(18:01):
get the replace, you do everything.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
I love a pub.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I love a big game, well all blacks game or something,
and everyone's in the pub, big screens.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Sabrina Carpent was send that the Germany equitor equitor beating
Germany too, so it's all go. So she was high
up in the stands with her cute little binoculars which
someone gave her. It's like, what's the point She's.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Sabrina Carpenter too. You think she would get a better seat.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Well, I think it was one of those boxes, like
a corporate box.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Corporate boxes famously kind of the worst view. Yeah, you
are the perimeter yep of that thing. Some well.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
The results were sixty five percent of people said on television,
thirty five percent said live in person, did you see
Channing Tatum dresses a Viking? I did not see Channing
Tatum dresses a Viking?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
How was Channing Tatum after he embarrassingly sort of admitted
that he was still in love with Zoe Cravats.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Subscribe from his weekly newsletter digit they used to be Irregular.
Channing Tatums weekly newsletter dot com. Yeah at Channing Channing
Tatum Slash new weekly newsletter, Andrew message and saying I'm
a key. We living in Vancouver, and I'd love to
have gone to the All Whites matches we hosted in
the city, but the ticket prices were astronomical. Yeah, so

(19:18):
instead for Eage game, we took over an Irish bar
and watched it on the big screen, arguably a bit
of vibe than in the stadium and far cheaper with
the pints. Yeah. Also, you get a creamy pipe for
an Irish bar Guinea. I've never meant to a stadium
that serves Guinness.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
No image waiting them all those people can.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Wait for it. Yeah, it's not a stadium drink. Casey said.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
If I watch sport, I do live.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I do ten percent watching of the sport, ninety watching
of the other people who are at the sport. Yeah,
it's a real people watching thing.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Distractions, it really is.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Tash said TV. I get sick of beer cans thrown
at my head. I don't know if that's just her specifically,
he's got a very throwable here. So where can you
go now that give you a can?

Speaker 4 (19:58):
It's all in a little plastic. They will give you
the place that camps now spill everywhere.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
I mister days when people got hit with cans the bottles,
just throw a a At least you said life is
good and live is good in theory, but on TV
is much better. Angles, commentary, food and drinks are so much.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Cheaper, plusque for the toilet.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Rebecca love the vibe of a Wars game in person,
but I like having the commentary and the camera angles
on the telly. We went to the All Blacks game
last year, didn't we? That was fun.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
You I'm going to the All Blacks versus Ireland in
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
It's right.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You got invited by New Zealand Rugby.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Corporate box experience. Tell the people what you're gonna wear
an Irish Rugby jersey. You can't wear it. You've been
invited by.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
The black a little bit of debate and tease. You
can't wear that sacrilege. You've been invited as a guest. Yeah,
as a white wearing white tool wedder. It is right,
Iris the Irish. Harriet says, what about not at all?
Not okay, not at all fine if you're not necessary
in person, but do love a pub vibe with a

(21:01):
few cheeky bevies.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
So there you go. That's technically under the TV. We've
discussed love all the tech that comes to the TV watching.
I think about the sailing graphics.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
You know you wouldn't get. Yeah, those sailing graphics in
real life.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Some message and Tracy message, and thank you so much,
Tracy Hailey. I don't know if you've ever been to
a live NRL game, but the thighs on those men
are worth seeing live.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I love a thigh. I love us.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Rugby's got Rugby's got your best thighs because the rugby
is the scrum you've got to and the thighs. But
NRL's got lovely thighs. Slightly, ever so slightly smaller on average. AFL.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
That's a Lena man, that's a football. That's a song,
the princesses prancing around with their little single It's on
not for me, not for you, No, no, you're yeah yeah,
well it was a little pole.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
We asked how you prefer to watch your sports, and
sixty five percent of you said television, please.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
The fleet wall and Haley Pod.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
So if you if you follow fashion influences in the
UK and the United States everywhere really around Europe and
the bigger bits of the world.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Russia, that's a huge bit. I don't know, because if
you spread Russia over.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Pluto, it would be the same size.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Really no, I don't know. That's just making up planet
that I feel like a border. Russia as as big
as Pluto.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
How big is Pluto? It's pretty tiny.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Russia and Pluto have the almost the identical surface area.
I put in there one time. I didn't know what
it was filed under.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Now it's in here, now it's out there as well.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Russia is the largest country on Earth, covering seventy seventeen
point one million square kilometers. That's a biggier and it
is about seventeen point six million square kilometers.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Well, I don't know if this is in Russia. I
don't really follow a lot to Russia media.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
God, it's like you know, when you cut a bit
of wrapping paper and.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Just a little bit short, so we get a chocolate foil.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, and that's when you turn the square present to
the side don't you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
More nice thing there.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
God, we've really traversed the world, will thought now, vinted
is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
This will mean nothing to you, guys.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
You So it's basically like our version. And could we
interviewed the creative designer wardrobe? Didn't we the person who
came up with it? Because of all the waist that
people have of clothes that they bought on a worm
or they don't fit anymore, everything, it's kind of vision
of that nice hold on to it and that one
day I'll be that minuscule again.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You know.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
No, I've actually been really good. I've halved my wardrobe
I reckon this year.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
That's good thanks to Patsy coming in and being like
this is outrageous and also can I have some rem
and your wardrobe.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Because I live with you now? So vined is it's massive.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
It's peer to peer marketplace like eBay or like trade
me or like designer wardrobe, but completely free for sellers.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
So just less free love fashion.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Wait, so how are they making their money? Do they
get a little commission on the.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Same buyer protection for your five percent of the item?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Right?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
So it's little like, yeah, you can pay a bit
so that you don't get scammed basically, right, and now
it's all kind of buy the button illegal as opposed
to marketplace, which is.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Just like how West.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
So the Vented is amazing because I don't know, it's
just always has better stuff and it's been everywhere and
now it's coming to Australia on July.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
First couple of days away.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I had a little like sneaky soft launch like the
sites there, but there's no listings or anything up for
grabs yet, right, and people are just getting in there
and putting on their on their stuff and apparently New
Zealand's next vinters.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Really but could you even now? Do they ship from America.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Or I don't know if they do glow to the cellar?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah. I just googled vinted and there was like something
to do it, said Auckland, New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
I clicked on it.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
There was only two listings and it just looked like
somebody had done a fa Kazel and the title.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
But also did you know apparently child smugglers are selling
children on Ventor? Yes, so here's the scandal. Yes, that
was the number one thing when I googled Vented. It's
currently like under investigation in some countries for people using
like clothing items with weird descriptions to sell traffic to
sell trafficked children.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
So there's been like they've had huge scandals over the years,
this like buyo protection only covers painting, like there was
like people were getting scammed left front and center Invented
because they're actually their little, tiny little buyer protection thing
instead of taking a fee is pretty bad. And AI
people getting in there and fake buying and that kind
of stuff like using there. And then there were customer

(25:45):
service people like the customer service and then people are
like and what about the child trafficking and it is
viralist things plush toys priced in the thousands of euros.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Yeah, with weird descriptions like there's an ad for a
Harry Potter plastic figurine in which it said that it's
one hundred and fifty eight centimate is tall than thirteen
years old.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
And were like what but what they so Vinta did
an investigation internally they were like, well, obviously they don't
stand by that. They just want some you know, want
your bloody nineties Gucci items to go to a new home,
found that there was no credible trafficking links and that
they were deliberately faked by trolls trying to catch predators.

(26:22):
So you know those you know, those sort of vigilant
they're like the people on Instagram who are like, we're
going to catch a predator, but they're not attached to
any police or anything like that. You're doing that, you're
using vented and they're like, that's actually not like, just
don't do that on here. Ye love the intention, I suppose,
and their German police looked into it, strong indications it

(26:42):
was fake. So you know, before we go saying that
Vinta is doing child trafficking, they're not.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
They did have Pizzagate energy.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Also twenty twelve as well text in nine six, and
he's still out there out there.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
The ZM podcast network play z m's Flesh wornon Haley.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
So, Lord was marking the one year anniversary of Virgin
Was there a year ago?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah? I thought the same thing.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I was like, really already, that's yeah, okay, okay, there
was a year ago. She dropped forty nine demo skeletons
on her site. You know, like little bits and bobs
of things that maybe didn't make.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
It and blah blah, blah blah.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
And with it she sent fans like a big newsletter,
a little update, and in it here are the two
things that are, I guess the hot topic of conversation.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
One of them was that she has been an eating
disorder recovery.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
So during the making of the album Virgin, she had
been recovering from a brief but long chest stating eating disorder.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
While recording the album, she said, it was just you know,
took its took its hold of her. And she's how
old is she?

Speaker 1 (28:03):
She'd be late, yeah, years twenty lord, lord nine years old,
thirty at the end of the year, twenty nine years old.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I was just, you know, thinking the bloody grips of
the late nineties and early two thousand's probably got its
fingers into you know, which is the eating just sort
of curse we're all blessed with.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
So she said that it was a bit of a struggle.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It was like short and she caught it and when
I'm having a bit of a problem here, And the
first thing she did was delete the my Fitness power
app where you like log or.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Your food that amp in the past, haven't you. I've
used it in the past works.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
I do love it.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
It works if you need to lose weight. But she's
she I mean, it just shows you how much you're eating.
For people like me, she just holds you accountable for. Yeah,
the little things you forget you eat.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, So hers she said during particularly that writing the
song Shape After and what was that she was working
on belief that breakfast was not a negotiation, a necessity
to feel her creative brain.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
She did.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
She was skipping breakfast, Yeah, constantly, all sorts anyway, So
she feels the first time she's open up about this
and she's in a much better place. But the second thing,
she revealed that she has a PMDD diagnosis. So she
a friend of hers noticed she seemed to fall into
an intense depression around her period and then latest month

(29:25):
was latest month months later.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Wow, that was weird.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
You've had two hours sleep.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
I don't think she was diagnosed.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
With PMDD, which is a severe form of pre menstrual
syndrome PMES.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
You were I'm getting a bit grumy around my period.
That is like nothing premium.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yes, So it can make people in the lead up
to the period honestly become completely like with her, she
was so completely different person and it's not just like hate,
like say it was me Hailey but in a bad mood,
or Hailey but irritated. It's like a personality which similar
to bipolar that people can become suicidal complete just like loser.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Because that's the thing with the I was reading the diagnosis.
That can be difficult. People might say, oh, you're bipolar.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah, or it could even been psychosis or something you're
losing your mind or severe depression.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
It's no, it's it's all hormonal.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Is there anything you can do for that?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Three to eight percent of women get PMDD, So when
you when you're thinking to yourself, oh yeah, I get
really grumpy. It's kind of like people saying with a headache,
I've got a migraine. When you if you get PMS
and you're like, I think I've got PMDD. I think
if you had PMDD, you would know, like it just
impacts everything, increase the suicide risk. You can't get out
of bed. Imagine that every single month. So she's been

(30:43):
diagnosed with it, and the treatment is like hormonal birth control, antidepressants, medication, medication, medication,
and then the general thing is learned to live with
that seems to be something that's touched around in women's
house quite a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I mean,
good on her for opening up, because I think this
would like with any celebrity that shares something difficult.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's going to help a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Then her predominantly female audience will be like, oh my god,
that might be made then go and seek help.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
So good on Lord, we love it.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Plays it ends flesh one and Hailey's.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I wasn't going to watch voicemails for Isabelle, oh god,
because it's not my cup of tea, and usually those
those sorts of movies don't have great rate ratings. Yeah yeah,
but she's It was seven point four on intimovie database,
so i'mdibut dot com and I was like, that's pretty good.

(31:36):
Over seven I think is okay. And Rotten Tomatoes gave
it eighty four percent, so I'd watch something if it
had that rating. Same, Yeah, I'll give it a go.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Within minutes, within minutes, I didn't know what.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
It was about.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
What spoiler this is. Yeah, this isn't a spoiler, but
Isabelle is the sister who dies, and so sister Jill
leaving her voicemails to keep her up to date with
her life. It's kind of the way she's working through
grieving the loss of her sister, who I did not
know I was dying of cistic by brosis.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
When it started, I was like, OK.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And then they have really close sisters, and she steps
up for her when she's second, people tease her and
all of that sort of stuff, and then yeah, yeah,
she dies and that was like pretty soon Antoways laid
the movie up, like You're like, well, these these people
seem to be having a.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Lovely life together dead. Yeah, And that was the start
of it, and then it just continually just got me
and got me and got me.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I was like, well, the end's gonna be sweet relief.
That was crying as well. Oh God really got me.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
It was good. That was one of those cathartic cries
like I just let her one. I just let her
have her Yeah, yeah, I let the first one. I
was just like, well, like the first time in the
movie that I got going, I was just like, I'm
just gonna let this happen. Well, how many times did
you get going?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Like three or four.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
The start, and then one right at the end. Those
are the big ones, and then in between a those
laky ones, a couple of.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Get a little laker.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Because I I came home I think Saturday night around
one am with a Filao fish to the hotel room
and I was like, I need something to watch, and
so I put that on.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
So I'm a bit boozt.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Nah, I've got a beautiful Filaire fish, hot stemmed, barn.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Fress cress piller.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Profess, that is your number one burger choice is so
as a secondary, but I would say.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
The Huanganuel McDonald's fellow fishburger that I had at one
a m. Was one of the top burgers if you
been in my life. Really it was fresh because no
one orders them, so they make them fresh.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Anyway, I put that on thinking it would be a
great background little movie. I'm watching along thinking oh, this
is great. We're jumping here, we're jumping a head. And
then suddenly I was like, no, A bad choice, Yeah,
bad choice.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Movie on it cocktails at one am, Haley Sprow. It
went off. As soon as a Philaire Fish was done,
I was like, I'm out, I can't watch that. I'm
gonna I just want to see you cry cry on.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
To your filio Fishing and it's crisp fel your moist
and the crisp I'll sold the filet.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
You don't want to, so the fill I don't want
to soggio fish.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
And it's a really good movie.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Do you recommend it? Just like a Maley and May,
like you know you're gonna cry?

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, it folding our stars kind of just in terms
of crying, I guess as a father of two daughters,
this one had different Oh yeah, okay, oh.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, as a mother of two daughters, I'm anticipated with
the same.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Laughable Actually, yeah it is. I just couldn't imagine.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Do you think about my girls growing up?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
I just you know, the babies and then they're not
and it's just like little women. Now. I grew up
before you. Very Yeah, there's no stop.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
When I'm plaze, it ends flesh one.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
How bad were you at your new job? Like you
were just like this isn't for me?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought I had the skills.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I once had a friend that worked that tried McDonald's
and burn his fingers a couple of times. Wow. Ho
the fries maybe some other hot plant. And he was
just like, you know what, this isn't for me and
just walked. It's like good to know, you know, Yeah,
it's just not for you. So funny story. Burn his
fingers on, like the chips thing, stop touching. Yeah, I don't,
I don't. I think it's quite possible to do that

(35:24):
job without burning your Yeah, the chips. I just kept
trying to grab the chips out of my fingers and
the chips and job's not for me. Step yeah, do
so a funny A funny story of it. A man
that lasted three days at a scam syndicate. So you know,
these are these places and they operated a lot of
out of Southeast Asia. This one was scamming Singaporeans, but

(35:45):
they were based in Cambodia. Excuse you, a scamming syndicate. Yeah,
so they they're hiring for a scamming syndicate. Yeah, I've
seen I think sixty minutes. Australia did a piece on
this last year and they yeah, they talked to that
they basically had these ginormous places and they'll scam like

(36:06):
us in New Zealand and people in other countries.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I don't want to be scammed. I've been scammed, I know,
I'll say too many times in my life already.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
So he joined the syndicate and they fired him after
three days because he couldn't scam anyone. Oh you can't
shame Yeah, I wouldn't be able to. So the thing
is that police police busted the syndicate operating in this
warehouse and they arrested him even though he didn't scam
anyone because he joined the syndicate.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
He was like, I didn't get anyone, but you were
gonna So apparently they and they may have video called
as well, because they had like elaborate sets to make
it look like they were Singaporean government, like suit and ties.
Yeah great, they went all out and they would scam
Singaporean's like for government kind of things that'd say, oh
you owe this. And anyway, they rested twenty people. He

(36:59):
was one of them. But did he what's christ And
he got sixteen months in prison ship and he didn't
even scam anyone. But yeah, he was fined after three
days of bad performance. But yeah, I don't know, maybe
you try to sales job because.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Sales I'm so good at scamming. Yeah, I'll be halfway
through in the really no hang up quick. Hello, Beatrice,
how's your day going. This is Hailey from this government department.
Oh well, thank you, Haley. I'm just calling them, behalf
of the government department, to let you know that one
of your payments hasn't gone well, mean that you will

(37:36):
not be entitled to your super for anymore. But anyway,
I'm going to get that sort of fee. What I'm
going to need is your card details. You take these sayings, Beatrice. Honestly,
I know, honestly, I'm gonna get caught.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
I'll be so good because it's acting's just niceness. I'm
brilliant at both of those.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Okay, so this is what we want to know. Wait
one hundred dolls and you can give us a call.
Takes through nine to six.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
How bad were you at your new job, Emma?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
How bad were you at the new job?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
More than.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
I was working at Google advertising and I started a
new job and I accidentally was advertising a petrol station
in New Zealand to people in Turkey.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
How yeah, you know those Turkish people love driving all
the way down here for some of that sweet ninety one.
And meanwhile, in Turkey, They're like, where is this?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Zi? I can't find this this you go? How long
do I take you to realize?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
I was like going through the reports like a week
after or something, and I was like, why are people
from Turkey clicking on these ads?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
And then I changed it?

Speaker 5 (38:50):
How much?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
How much did you spend?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I'm not asally too sure how much?

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Like every click money?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Not great? At least at least people in Turkey were
clicking on the ads, so they were said, yeah, they
were wanting and I.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Don't know how what I mimic mustafa us.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Content Emma. That's so funny. Thank you, Jackie. How bad
were you at the new job? Oh? Pretty bad?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Day one?

Speaker 7 (39:20):
Daily one training at a bakery pagamages buns or Saints stuff.
Day two about two and a half hours. The minute
is like, get out. You can't make it wages fast enough, a.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Slow sandwich making. You're an artist of sorts.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah, well they would just like chuck a chunk of
butter and simwage and call it spread And I was like,
just like two seconds and spread.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
It out night.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah you know what, Jet. You know what, Jackie, The
bakery industry needs people like you. They put normal meat
at the front for the display, and then you get
to the back half of that triangle, there's no there's
no fillingly like.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
Five slices just in the middle cut and then there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Bulls is what it is, Jackie, And I'm glad you've
blown the litter h off. Yeah, what an exposed a Jackie.
Thank you. Are some messages lots of people who turns
out a terrible their job started an admin job. Didn't
know the difference between BCC and CC. One's yeah, one's
a blind CC, one's a cool CC. Yeah you're always

(40:23):
blind CC and management so they can see that you
are dealing with this asshole as best you can go
into the asshole to know. I do love a CC
when people reply all and they forget people are in
the three and they start bitching about me. It's so good.
I worked at a jewelers accident, heybot to run through
as one hundred dollars instead of one thousand dollars. Safe
to say no longer worked there at the next day.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Is that one of those things where it's like your mistake,
You've got to just wear it.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Can you call the customer and be like, we undercharged you.
We gave you ninety percent off literally. Oh no, I
was trying to drive it to cover me for my
my deliveries. I'm a career and she wasn't very good
at that. She drove my van into a wall on
her training day. Okay, drive into a wall.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I mean maybe from part right, yeah, or backwards?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
And you know there was wolves are always thinking behind Yeah, ballards, wolves, letterboxes,
old people on mobility scooters.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Oh my god, I know, crunch over there.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
I stuck in the back. I'm gonna get you to
give me a hand to pull it out after Yeah, god,
it made a noise and I was driving to work.
We are talking about when you were really bad at
your job when you first started, and maybe it didn't
last while. Guy couldn't scam so he got kicked out
of the crime syndicate.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Not before being arrested and being sent to prison for scamming,
even though he didn't scam anyone. It was just just
that's got to be the lamest crime in prison, right
you with all the crimes, and they're like, what'd you do,
like trying to scam?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I couldn't. I couldn't scam, got caught, not scammer.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, but what are you in for? Because I couldn't scam,
but I was employed by the scammers. Some messages in fletch.
You talked about your friend who chucked it in when
they worked at macas because they kept burning their fingers.
For the record, every McDonald burns their fingers because you
have to press the patty into the grill, but you
just get used to it fingers. I thought you'd have

(42:21):
a squasher.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Square the patty into the gro I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Very good friends with Grimas we went to school together.
I'm going to make sure everybody Frens well. Yeah, actually
dated just for a while.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
I remember she didn't talk about that much. No, no, no,
I think they kind of had a bit of a
messy come apart. I did a trail in an ice
cream shop. But my first ice cream I tried to
do the I hadn't pushed the ice cream into the
cone and it fell out, so then I screwed it
out with my hands and put it back on, and
they were just like, I don't think this is for you. No,

(42:57):
I don't think that's for you. Okay, So that's dropping
ice cream is one thing, right, you know. Why do
they say it's not for you? That's a learning curve. Yeah,
this however, I didn't balance the centrifuge properly. Now that's
the thing you put the test trips in and that
thing goes like a son of a separate from the
blood or whatever else is in. Then I was looking
at animal laboratory and I didn't balance the centrifuge properly.

(43:19):
It blew up and caught fire. There was cow blood
splittered everywhere. Oh god. So the worst thing was those
cows had already gone to the meatwork, so the samples
couldn't be recollected. I don't know the part with this
cowblood everywhere in the labs on fire is prettuced, some
swabs on the wall.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
You'll get a few other things in it.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
But some said I was training to be a courier.
In my first solo day, I went to somebody's house
and there was somebody loitering outside and they had a
whole lot of deliveries. I dropped them off. The person
sign for it. Turned out it was a robber. Was like, yeah,
signed for that, just get there and they ripped off
the house. No, And also, isn't it isn't it on

(43:58):
the courier to pay for that parcel? Is it all then?
Or do they have insurance lands?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Odd okay. I was learning to sell phones. An elderly
man wanted my help to buy a phone, and I thought, perfect,
because he's not gonna want anything to flash got him,
ran him through the easier models. He's like, ye'll take
that one. I sold him the empty box. That's all
he needed because it had come out of that it
was on display and so must be good. And I

(44:25):
saw him an empty box. He came back hours later.
He was quite upset because he thought he'd lost the
Foe gram.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
But I've never got it. Darling Um.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
A young man we employed to work at the cafe
at Retirementally. She thought it would be funny to go
up behind residents and clap his hands really loudly and
yell boo. All it never did was make people scream
and fall over, and someone spilt their hot tea all
over themselves. He didn't last long. WHOA, what do you
think you give them a heart attack? You can't scare
old people like that.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Now the update, there is a squisher at McDonald's. But
they say the fingers still boon, they still burn us.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah, I would put your fingers on the other side
of the squasher rather than between the squasher and the meat. Personally,
that's how I got That's how i'd use it. Actually
made Reuben sandwiches yesterday and I used my personal squash
for me by my very good friend Hardy Sprowl.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
From the finest establishment. I would never buy my friend
A junk does job does a job.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
I just used it yesterday and I thought to myself,
the right way to use this is not to use my.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Under my first job a bit nurse, I was taking
a temperature from a dog. His anal glands expressed like
a spray into my mouth smelled nine two four, it's
breakfast time.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yuck. I think you should have to, like, if you're
ever going to kiss anyone ever again nine to four,
you should have to sort of like let them up front.
It's likely to realize that agent saying there was a
murder in this house, you would have to say, there's
been dog anal glenn extression and like a.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Hoopies diagnosis your lads before we do that. Yeah, I
have got the hoopies fires them before we kiss that.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
M podcast Needwork plays it ends flesh Forn and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
I made an executive administrative decision with in my own
life to enjoy a bit more whimsy. Oh love, embrace
the whims. Embrace a little bit of whimsy. Now whimsy
looks different to everybody, but my whimsy on the weekend
was go karting a fun.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Yeah, it was fun. Haven't been since we all went together.
I went to the same place. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's a great one. Those electric carts they hoof it.
Now I'm still on the leader board. Too many corners.
I just want to go straight real fast, always turn
into always turning the corners again and again, and then
people are in your way, just to drive.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Them like it.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I do want to take a go parket. I do
want to take a go kart on the open road,
on the desert road. How delicious would that be? Canterbury
plane go under some truck. I drive a go kart
through suburban streets.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
That would be fun.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Like in Japan, don't they go? Don't you?

Speaker 4 (47:15):
My parents did it?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, it wasn't fast enough and they dressed his menuon
was on fast enough for dad? Wasn't fast enough, but
he's going to need for speed. Oh yeah, he's an
old school boy racing an RX too. He had a
road tree Jesus, I don't know what any of that means.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
And then he had he had to sell it because
he had kids, So that was another thing we ruined
for him.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Never never got an RX two again. He saw how
much that worth now the other day and he had
a silent tear. So I went go karting, and I
have a rival. His name is Jeremy Ting.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
We hate him.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Ting Tings was one second of me every goddamn lap
the first Okay, so we did two race.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
You've made him your rival because he was better than you,
fear and square, yes.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And he doesn't know that rival.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
So nice.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
So we did two races and the first race it
was Ting and his mates who were there on a
stagdoo by the way, so he was a ripper of
a stag dooo. They were going to go go cutting,
and then custo the maker McDonald's paddy with a burger
with as many paddies as that allowed him to put this.
They used it. Is he allowed to use suppress.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
It because you've got to avoid the finger to wash
the fingers.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Wait, they just let you go backstage and make burger.
No no, no, no no, they were just going to
order it and say how many patties can we put on?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Max?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Okay, because he said has made did fifteen paddies on
one burger once? Right? This is staged, that's care. I
think they were under the light, light and guidance of
the Lord, bless him, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
And I wish you'd eaten the burger before the race.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
He would have been a little bit like full heavier
and maybe a little lethargic after that much meant But
Tang turned up with his own helmet and I bwayo helmets.
You can be way of helmets to go cars outrang
it and I was like, this is gonna like if
the two of the four bought their own helmets. And
in our first race, we had these other two guys

(49:12):
who kept crashing, so they kept doing the safety flag
and slowing us down, and Tang and I had a
fierce rivalry that he.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Did not know about.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Because every lap I would say who had the fastest
lap time? And we were both taking down our lap times,
but he was always just ahead of Tan Tang and
Smith going at it.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Ting probably also weighed. My guess is twenty kg is
less than me. You were bogging down the wheels.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
He's got he's got an advantage. Yeah, Mario cart he's
sort of a Luigia character. I'm a donkey Kong. You know,
I'm a heavy I'm a heavy set boy, which must
be I bounced off a couple of his mates a
couple of times, even though the rule is no contact.
Because I don't care on gokuts, I go into the
corners full speed. There's no part of my brain that
says button off now for safety. I'm like floor and

(49:54):
then flow it and then drift it and push a
brake only if absolutely necessary, and then accelerate out afterwards.
When you got off the track after race one, yeah,
he was kind of looking at the times and he
was looking around. He's like, are you you were born?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
And I was like, yeap.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
By the way, can I say there was eight people
in our first race? Amy, my girlfriend came third. That's
how I came sick. And it was had a need
for speed as well. Number one, number one, number one Tang.
So I'm just like, damn you Tang. Then he turns
around and sees the board with the top ten times
on it that my name is on there, and he's like,
is this you too? I was like, yes, brother, but

(50:30):
he was really nice. He's like, really nice to meet you.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
And I said, you need to tell you when you're
not on the actual leadership board.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
No.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
No, it's for people that you might know, maybe off
the telly once or twice. That's what I think the
leader that leader boards should be called.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You might have seen this person Scott Dickson and the
same Shane van Gisbergen. It's a pretty illustrious. And I
knocked Arlie Williams out of the top ten. That's that
pretty good and everything that he wants a helicopter and
Herne Bay. I'm like, maybe get back on the top ten.
You know, I should be allowed to have it in
your lap time before you you get a hell and
not exactly. So in between we're talking and Jeremy is

(51:06):
just the nicest guy, and I'm like and I'm like this,
we're rivals. And I was race to the two dudes
that keep crashing. They're not participating on race too. It's
just him and his mates and me and Amy. I'm
like six people on the track and I say to her,
I'm like, look, you're not going to beat me, and
you're not gonna beat Tang. But if he's mind you,
she's team Red Bull. I'm like, you've got to do

(51:30):
this because I'm the number one drive by sacrifice. Yeah,
so you lost? So what is that what Red Bull does?
Team Red Bull? They always lose.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Why does like your job is to make me look good?

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I'm McLaren, I'm not doing that. And I was like,
fair enough, fair enough. Also, yeah, that's not the woman's
role to support the man to his glory.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
To block so I can Tang, you take out Tings
so she could win.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
It never crossed my mind. Chauvenet. Race two, we're going now.
I'm man, I'm hitting a couple of good laps. I
look up, I guess there's number one fall and smash.
Three laps to go, I've got.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
The number one time fast time then and man, man,
last lap.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I look up, thing's pingby, and I'm like, I got
one last lap to do that. Last lap, someone crashes,
speed's pulled down. I'm not going to beat my So
team comes off second, team comes off second.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Race number one and you get his contact details for
a remat. I said, how often do you come here?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Because he had his own helmet, I said to the
bold moves bringing your own helmet, especially to his mate,
I said, you didn't even place. That's embarrassing. You brought
your own helmet a trash door at a trash doll.
But tings like this is a motorbike helmet. I rode motorbikes.
I'm like, God, damn it.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
He writes, Yes, I didn't tell Jimny goes eighty on
the motorway play.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
The wedding. It's like, what a week away? Listen a
week away sometime in the.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Next couple of days.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah, I guess apparently still in the dark. Yeah, I'm
just told to be in.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
New York Rumors The Rumors producer Carwen Swifty Swifty EXTRAORDINAI
more rumors that perhaps the Madison Square Gardens, thaying when
they've shut down all the streets and stuff, the people
are going to be there, but maybe not them, Maybe
not Taylor and Travis.

Speaker 9 (53:18):
Look, I saw one theory video online and I that's
enough for it.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
To prospute be true. I quite like the idea.

Speaker 8 (53:24):
I think she's also like a pr person or something,
so it's coming from informed knowledge. But she was saying
that her theory is that Taylor and Travis aren't actually
going to be physically getting married in the MCG. There'll
be somewhere else in New York at like a private
location with just like very close family, and then live
stream it to the MSG so that all the guests,

(53:45):
the celebrities can be there, can be safe, not seen,
have a big party, and maybe Taylor and Travis would
go there for like the reception, I guess, but not
actually physically be in a wedding dress going into the
MSG O come which I don't know.

Speaker 9 (54:00):
That seems like a lot, but also Taylor Swift has.

Speaker 8 (54:02):
A lot, so I've seen reports that it's going to
cost at least twenty million for what has been.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
She's worth like a billion dollars. You're not going to.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Like somewhere, and you know what, I was watching what
voicemails as about, and two of her songs are in
that movie, and I was like, she's making money for
that wedding, So did you cry?

Speaker 4 (54:29):
And voicemails as well, you're heartless. Cars are heartless, bitch,
almost better bitch, I'm a cancer.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah. So same. Not crying.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Why not what we do?

Speaker 9 (54:40):
But I cry when I'm frustrated, not when I'm upset.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Right right, Whereas you voicemails you cried the whole I
get too happy, I cry, I get too sad.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I cry.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Well today the Taylor Swift wedding July two or three,
so that will be New Zealand time. Friday or Saturday.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
You go, how far? Yeah, Gard's network now this weekend.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Speaking of Friday Saturday, shout out everyone that got They
kept flights canceled.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
It was everywhere. Flights in and out of Wellington, flights
in an out of New Plymouth.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
It was wendy.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
And do you know what? When I got to New Plymouth,
I was like, okay, fine, it's really wind ye.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
So we are.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
On Friday, a whole bunch of comedians were hitting down
for the Tartanaki Winter Fest Gala and then the Wangannui
Comedy Gala.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Everyone had flights and all those flights.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Were getting canceled, and so were even any flights on Friday.
I don't think the week flight.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
No, they all got canned. Yes, it wasn't like wait
wait wait.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
And then basically the only option became for all of
the comedians from the Wellington end and never be the
christ Shotge End and Auckland to all drive to New Plymouth,
then drive to Wanganui and then drive back to Auckland.
So I did add thirteen hours in the car this weekend.
How that didn't need But I would say out of

(56:04):
everyone like I came off not too bad. I didn't
want to drive, but you know the people were waiting.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
The people have been through enough. They're all waiting.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Trampoline's blowing, have been skeffetted there they need the light
relief of Haley's brother.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Yeah, some naughty stories and some funny chuckles. So I
was all right right, like gott my car drove down.
Gigs were great, but it was terrible. Juani Horts in here,
who won the Billy Tea last year. This year one
of the years.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
He who knows they're all meloding together on they He
was like, I'll drive.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
From Auckland to New Plumbouth, but my car doesn't have
a redro So then it was like, so no, you
won't drive.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
So he drives down with Guy Williams. But then he
realizes once he's there. Actually after the Wong a Newist
show here. She needs to drive through the night back
to Auckland, then get on a flight to Wellington and
then head back up to Auckland. We're all like, why
don't you drive? And were going to be to Wellington.
He's like, I don't have my car. He's got Guy
Williams car. So guys is take the car to Auckland.

(57:15):
So now Guy Williams is without a car, hoping that
the flight goes. So that's one drama just seeing Smith
on the way down.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Didn't want to drive car crash, two women trunt, two women.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Picked. You know, maybe Saudi Arabi was onto something, but yeah,
I think so that's not actually where your agreement with
the Saudi government stops. So is it? Flemment. I've got
a golf tournament coming up. I can't say too much more.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
I don't say too much.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
So two women try to get into the same lane right,
three lanes that indicated to get the same lane.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Just sideswipe each other. So she's had a crash. Juani
is in guys car, Guys, Carlos, I'm tired. And then
Brendley was in New Plymouth working and then was like, oh,
I'll just I'll be in New Plymouth already, but I'll
just pop down to christ to visit my family. I'll
leave the car in New Plymouth and i'll be back
for the gig and i'll grab it. She can't get
from chrish Urch, New Plymouth.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
So now Brindley's I don't know what city she's in,
but a car's in New Plymouth and she's not there.
It was just an absolute cluster situation.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
But the show went on.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
The show went on. New Plymouth. One thousand people completely
sold out to be eight hundred of the opera house,
and boy did we laugh.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It was all worth it in the good stuff. I
was going to come down to me, but we our
flights got We know you weren't. I was going to
take I was going to take my two seater Assesson,
and remember I was going to meet you there. The
conditions were not for me. I wasn't going to trust you.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yeah, just so I've got us moment.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
You to get the cessna in the air. Yeah, yeah,
you can afford a cessna. I am here after you're
all right? Okay? From my great uncle, what's his name, Graham?
He died last week. Now that's a true story. Actually
sad loss for that. He was My great uncle died.
You you just merged to lie with the truth.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
That's dirty. Why at that statue?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
That's actually it's a dirty and it's death too, so
you can't be angry dirty play a dude. Yeah, my
uncle Graham was one hundred and three years old. He
got class, great uncle. You're not getting a.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Day off for this, can I it's not bereavement.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
You don't get a day off for a great.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
I wandered a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yeah, you don't get a day off.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
No, you don't get a deal for it. Or if
you take it, that's fine. But next time someone really
close to your dies, you're way off. It is one
hundred and three though, that's pretty amazing. Ah, God account
of take me. We've got a plan and place plan remains.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
The DN podcast network plays ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You do an shop at the weekend that I've driven
past a few times and made the bold claim of
being Auckland's biggest second hand store.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
It's out by Westgate. I can't remember the name bold claim,
but it's a bold claim. No, I went to claim
tense claim. This place and you know what, they might
have a point and pure square footage because they're in
a massive warehouse, but it didn't have the most stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Clothing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, there's lots of clothing, and yeah, not as many
knickknacks as you would like.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
More of a knickknack girl, I went here, you on
the knickknacks man of Partier.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Partier had a beautiful cooulder. I stopped at a few
places find anything. I found a plate that was looks
like a leaf.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Did you get the capskin thing that somebody sent just
out of God and was already all I'm gonna get
them to Sheperd.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I'm gonna do a top of it. I know again
I was sent that. I'm saying, can you please pass
us on to Haley. I'm not at personal assistant. I'll
give you a little to give me a little cut
slice in my pumpkin. Okay, that sounded weird, A little
slice of the pumpkin. I went into the salt shop.
One thing caught my eye. Okay, a size seventeen shoe.

(01:00:56):
That is my that is my sock foot beside that shoe.
When I sent this to the group chair, I didn't
know what you mean. I just thought you were meaning
the style of the shoe. Were you the same? Were
you girls the same? Because one sent this in the
group chair and you see plain myself, you wear's a
shoe like this, and I was like, I don't know,
it just looks like a shoe, and.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
So you were asking us that. I was like, not me,
what's happening in the group chair?

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
And you just had a wow reactantly. I didn't even
say it right, gotcha out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
So it's your foot nett my size eleven and a
half depending I'm twelve, he's ten. I'm not up size
you're I'm not a size weird with your height, just
saying it, Yeah, it is all mean. When this is

(01:01:47):
a size seventeen shoe and it hadn't been it looked
brand new.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
I hadn't been who is this monster? The size seventeen off?
Were you size fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Was that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
You know when you're like a forty one or a
forty three year fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Can we quickly nine six nine six? If you're listening now,
what's the biggest shoe size?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
You know something? Because this had a custom made shoe
vibe and it was never someone else has seen this show.
I see I know where this is. I saw that
on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
It's if and his it's a master show. I could
have fit it was too wide, but I think I
with my boot on, I could have fit my boot
in the shoe. And I wear these big Yeah. People
often asked me after the construction site after work, and
I said, I just love a comfortable steel cap and
that's what I'm you don't wear those two work on
in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
I'm ready to go. I think we're all about show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
I mean, I'm going to Europe on the weekend and
I've got some new burks, so I'm breaking them in
with some gym shorts at the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
What are your dogs? What are your dogs in today?

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
It's my black shoes, black shoes, Solomon, my black solemn moments.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yeah, because he's got to go for a hike straight
after work. Rich with your your work boots.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
We're actually all off. I bought my mircphone off of
my Giant Hoff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
We've got a variety of shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
And being a size twelve, an actual size twelve, I
feel for the size sixteen per whoever they are, because
display shoes are always a nine or ten and they
look perfectly proportion and then you go on us for
the twelve especially things like chunks did just look like
clown shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
The text machines confused because someone just said I worked
in a shoe outlet and I.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Sold some forty fives. That's Europe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Yeah, yeah, you are a side show bob, and that
she would be as long as your body.

Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Someone say, my dad has a size shoe twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
No, no, no, I need to see your dad's beer
foot because your dad could be making some money on
only fans with them giant feet.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Got a teenager listen, and I'm thirteen years old, so
it was a watch our language. Yeah, and my shoe
size is forty three, which is twelve and a half.
Been the youngest with the bigger shoe size. There's berg mum, not.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Not spending much on shoes because you'll grow out of
them in two weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like
you're starting at high school and yet to get a
new for shoes and they got stuffed with the end
seed a couple of sizes too big. Page good morning,
good morning, Now your dead shoes. She's got something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
What did you say, Paige?

Speaker 7 (01:04:19):
First? After long time that's the first time faller.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Welcome. Now your dad shoes are help.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
No, they're not twenty one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
You wis ui is twenty one? Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
So all of his footword had to be custom made.

Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Who's spend an extra one hundred and fifty dollars on the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Bo Can we get?

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Can we get? Do you have on your phone?

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Or easy feet?

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Excuse you? I can't ask. She can say no she
wants shoes.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
It's okay, I would, but my I got a ship.
I only have a button phone, so I can't send pictures. Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Wait, day, have you got a phone?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Have you got a You've only got a button phone
and your dad's got size twenty one feet?

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Why this is too much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
What are you calling from the year nineteen ninety seven
or what's happening? No?

Speaker 7 (01:05:07):
I just didn't like social maybe it was ruling my life.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
So I was like, what page?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I love this page for you. I think every day,
how great would a dumb phone be?

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
People find it? Because I'm only nineteen wow, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
You're initiou and pH your phone sounds like shit? If
I can be honest, page, don't worry about it. It's
a terrible fine. Do you is it making your life better?
Mutter dumb far Absolutely, yeah, I'm jealous of you. You're
missing out on invites and stuff? Or do your friends
just text your talk? Do you feel like you're missing out?

(01:05:41):
It's your phone, you need to about it. Do you
do you feel like you're missing out on invites? Or
do your friends talk to you in real life?

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
I don't have CN Okay, I do have friends, but
your dad's got twenty one size for Wait, we need
to do our We need to do our friend. Can
you know she might not want friends? She doesn't sound
like she needs them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
Page?

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Do you want friends? You don't? You do want friends? Okay,
we used to, we did it. We haven't done it
for a while. That we would, we would get people
to what are you? What are you into? Page?

Speaker 7 (01:06:17):
I like logic puzzles and words such as and listening
to music music.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Okay, puzzle, logic, puzzles, escape. You could be Shannon's best friend.
She can teach this in crochet. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
What what area of the country you in?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
I'm an Aukland.

Speaker 4 (01:06:36):
It's a big place. That is a big thing that
we will see more specific, more specific.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Okay, Well, we'll see you on both Producerrochet, is your
dad a good swimmer? No, that's like asking a tool
person if they're good at basketball. Yeah, really, Page, thank
you to Dare. He's got flippers. Okay. The largest the
shoes size recorded belonged to Robert Wadload was the world's

(01:07:04):
tallest man. The world's tallest man us size thirty seven
a a Jesus, which is an EU seventy five. His
shoes measured forty seven centimeters, so imagine a school ruler
and seventeen more and a half and a half one
and a half Scholas. Ways. Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:07:23):
The z M podcast network plays z MS Flesh one
and Haley Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
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Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
This week expected to day theme as snakes. We're only
working Monday shoes on Wednesday this week, and then on
Thursday we're all off to Europe.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Yeah, did you get a last minute flight to join us?

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
I just decided, whineheart, I've got the money. No, I'm
going to Wanka Gorge lovely looking forward to it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
The Taranaki Mowinger, by the way, Oh she would gorge
And I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Tried to get a photo heavy laden with clout, and
then I drove the back road to do a peir
who laden.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
With snice, and its beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
More snow, more snow, But it snake's week at fact
of the day and today's fact of the day is
the world's deadliest snake has never killed anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Was like when people said mosquitoes are the most poisonous things,
but they don't have the strength to poison you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
No, mosquitoes kill more people, Daddy long Le.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
No. This is because the world's most venomous snake is
the inland type and of a Taipean of Central Australia.
Drop for drop, Its venom is the most toxic of
any land snake ever measured. A single bite carries enough
venom to kill at least one hundred adult humans cheese.
So it's the deadliest snake alive. But it's never killed
a single person that we know of. Doos of years

(01:09:00):
of people I'm sure in Australia probably has, but no
one on record has ever been killed by it. Eleven
people have been known to be bitten by it, but
every one of them survived because of how quickly they
got anti venom. Because if you're working in the area,
you carry anti venom, right, But it's also an extremely
shy snake that won't like hunt out humans.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
It won't try to bite humans. It's really territorial.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
It's shy and reclusive and lives in some of the
emptiest parts of the planet, like out back of Australia. Yeah,
where hardly any one.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
Is per square kilomitis. Just bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I've come across a couple of like three snakes in
the wild when I've been overseas, and.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Weird, like, what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Yeah, it's so it's so finn to us. And then
I don't know which ones are poisonous or which ones
are not.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
The brown the least colored ones, right, that's the more poisonous.
The really colorful snakes aren't the poisonous ones. Little it's
a little brown and black, and like the ones that
are really came afire, the purple snakes and are the
yummiest and and they're red and then yellow. But you
said purple snake. I wasn't, Lily, I thought you were

(01:10:06):
about You're like, which one is there? Yeah, y worm?
You mean a sour worm, not a fizzy worm. No,
or just the normal worms. Yeah, the sour ones. But no, no, no,
you said fizzy. I want to make sure I'm across
all snake lollies. There's not a there's not a fizzy snake.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
And the little one dollar mixes, you know that it's
like half like one's baby pink, one's blue, one's orange,
and one's orange and gray.

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
The ones that are only that line.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Yeah, that's a fizzy snake. Yeah, they're not sours. I
don't like to call them snakes.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
What do you call them? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Worms more of a but then a worm. They are
worms as long I think it's worms. I'm sorry, worms,
I beg your pardon.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
I won't. I can admit when I'm wrong, and for
that we thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Have you guys tried nerd clusters because the gummy ones
are outrageous band nud clusters from my vicinity.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
They turned into somewhat of a hoola Yeah, a nerd rope.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Yeah, clusters keep coming, the cluster gummy clusters like the
outraged banned them before we all get addicted.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
I had so many lollies this week because of my
impromptu road trip. We've got lots of bed like spinning
tops off the garms got tattoo, I got, I got
the tattoos the.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
And then got yeah yum yum yum. Nerd clusters yeah,
nerd that nerd cluster rope.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
Anyway, snakes, what about it is some nerds in Fact
of the day is the world's deadly snake?

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
Is it actually never killed anybody? Fact of the day?
Day day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Do do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Doo doo doo?

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
Do do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
Plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
We want to know what is your childhood bedroom? Now
you left home? Have your parents obviously just stayed there
and after some time they go, whoa. We can turn
this into anything we want. We could turn this into
a little fun room. We could turn this into the mortgage.
Oh exactly, you haven't edited anything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
There is a woman who she is that when she
goes back home to her childhood home, when she wakes
up in her childhood bedroom, they've kept a single bed,
but it's now her dad's office and he's working and
she shows him literally just on his laptop computer, everything,
all of his files has got a desk there. He's
working away just as she snoozes, and she's like, I mean,

(01:12:31):
that's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:12:32):
This is his house.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
He couldn't start after she wakes up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Yeah, but I love the idea that because I didn't,
my parents moved out of our childhood home, you know,
so then they lived in houses that didn't have my
own dedicated space, right. But I love the idea of
parents being like finally and relishing it and going like
and get that game Zoo and more.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
Parents that turned it into their craft room or roof.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Yet their own thing where they into a little internal
bar in the house.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Mum displays all of her elephant statues or dolphin statues.
She loves.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
She loves statues.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
She still peruse the markets for a statue of an
see a statue, you do, grab it for me and
I'll pay you back. Oh okay, so someone's just text
and my parents turned my room into a what do
you call it?

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Fostering puppies rooms?

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
When they raise puppies would stank, but more than made
it stunk, So.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
You'd go back home at Christmas and you wouldn't be
able to.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
Stay in there. I would just lie on the floor
of the puppies.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
But is there a bed in there? Now? Yeah? Okay,
we'll have it in. This is what we want to know,
I'll wait hundred dolls at M to text her. You
can give us a call as well. I'll wait hundred
dollars at M so messages. Then my mum went through
midlife prices and turned my room into a massage room.
She now does backsack and crack waxes and there, although
she was learning. Although when she was learning, she wanted

(01:13:56):
to meet a proposition my friends for a free wax.
No one took her from the offer. She had to
give my uncle ago what he got halfway through before
calling it. Quitz came back a couple of days later
because it looked weird. Now do you think that's her brother,
her sister's husband, or her husband? Don't get wax by Faro,
not close.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
No, we don't get No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
When you shared a grandparent, I don't reckon. Yeah, I
think a grandparent. You're not seeing my bats? Yeah yeah, Oh,
Phil said, my parents have my old childhood bedroom. They
built themselves a small playground, not a lot of lot
of equipment, but a very unusual looking swing. Oh I
think Phil, some sort of big wooden X. Confirmation was

(01:14:39):
indeed her own brother that she waxed. Okay, I'm sorry,
you don't wax a family member.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
So do you know with her? Quite a good? Oh
you going?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
My parents don't live there now, but my childhood bedroom
got turned into my mum's bedroom. They couldn't stand being
in the same room together. Now they live in separate
houses across the road from each other. They've been married
for over thirty years, so they didn't do a sleep.
They went an extreme sleep divorce. Yeah, over the rope
from each other's still married, so chrissy message in earlier

(01:15:10):
as well, and see it's my dad's room now.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
They always didn't like each other. Now they get their
own space.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
But still together in the same house. I mean, I
guess it's easier than selling up, and it is starting again.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah, God, just bugger off into that room.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Going to gruntingly like each other.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Dinner's there if you want to that kind of stuff.
What are you watching?

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Such a heartfelt Yeah, we want to know right now?
What is your childhood bedroom at your parents' place? They
turned it into something fun. I'd say, lots of them
asleep divorces.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Somebody said, well, I was overseas on my OI. They
turned my room into a spa and sauna room. I
hope they rit the carpeter, put some tiles down, had
it waterproof, got a good distractor fan.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
But do you think carbet bartroom is going to come back?
Of course they are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
It's just around the corner. It's my great production for
twenty twenty seven. In the Return of the Carpeted Bathroom,
someone asked.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Message and that their bedroom did get turned into a
proper bathroom because they lived in a house where they
just had a dinky oh a bathroom. To the moment
she left, they were like, well, that room's just sitting
there and they've got a proper, nice one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Now. My childhood bedroom is now a pile of ash
and rubble. My little sister burnt the house down after
I moved out.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
What down?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
I left a candle burning or.

Speaker 4 (01:16:23):
Something or intentional be like, leave me here with these two.
I'll show you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
I'll down um. Lots of people saying, yeah, my old
room is now my mum's room. Here and dad started
sleeping separately. I'm glad I'm not the only person they've
been listening. Yeah, most popular one, Dad turned my old
bedroom into a grow room. No word on what Dad
was growing tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Of course, of course this is interesting A bit of
a reverse here. I lived in a house with my
parents until I was twelve, and I was really angry
when we moved out of the house. I love this
place a lot. They're still in the house that they
moved to. Thirty years later, I bought the childhood home.
I'm now sleeping in my parents' bedroom and raising our
three kids in the home that I grew up with.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Wow, Wow, did you get bridget If you're still listening,
did you buy it off a stranger? Did you set it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Listening and you're like, I'm having that house?

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Yeah, I guess because she left when she was twelve,
that has some big nostalgia there.

Speaker 5 (01:17:19):
Do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
I have one house that I grew up in, And
if I had the money and I was living in
Wellington and I was looking for a house and it
came up one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Really Yeah, just like the memories, the memories.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
And just being I was so cute. You'd probably get
it though and be like this was a dime.

Speaker 1 (01:17:32):
Meanwhile, your parents, I don't buy now. We covered off
a lottress.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
At the table.

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
Yeah, a lot of I feel like a lot of
people are saying that their parents left the childhood home
once the kids left two set and her parents was like,
I don't want to rattle around in this big house nets.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
But that's the thing of the past because no one
can afford to move out now with them forever four
seven seven.

Speaker 4 (01:17:59):
We've got carpet and knuckle and bathroom. What do recommend?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Yeah, no, yeah, I don't think a council would a
council lit your carpeter bathroom. These days, they're pretty fastidious
about it being a sort of a waterproof room. Yeah,
if there's waterproofing under the cap, yeah, like a membrane
under the yah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
It's to not ruin the foundations, right, and the piles
and stuff. But I think artistically you could carpet your
bathroom if you want to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Know, don't do that. My parents still live in the
same house I grew up in, and my children now
sleep in my old bedroom when they visiting their grandparents. Same, yeah, saying,
my kids sleeping your old bedroom in the old bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
Yeah, face discovering the worst shared the bedroom with my brother.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
There was not there was not playing with yourself in
the cheapers. I mean, there was some forty five minute
long showers, but you know that's by the bye.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Someone else message, And yeah, I bought my grandmother's house
when I was thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Wow, I'd buy my grandparents' house because it's full of,
like I'm fun memories and grandparents houses are always so mysterious.
They smell like old people.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
My childhood bedroom is now my daughter's bedroom, which was
my dad's childhood bedroom.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
House is just staying in the family. That must be
a nice house.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
Oh, my grandma had bright blue carpet, a new bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Had a carpeted bathroom, but it was very beige, very
brown beige carp Oh, you go neutral.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
There's someone who has done a bit of interior design myself.
When it comes to carp at the bathroom, we go neutral.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Need work plays it in flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Message this morning because normally you're in for deal or reveal.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Yeah, yeah, get a bit of a sleeping No, no sleeping.
The news just keeps on. I thought it was a
different character. I thought it was his.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Brother also, like half of his brain sleeps. No.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Bank brand was not this brand, different bins a brand.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Brian. You mentioned last week you were doing what is
it called hard seventy five seventy five hard okay, and
how does that work for people that didn't know about this?
So you're doing seventy five days of a very hard
regime fitness regime, yep, seventy five days of exercising twice
a day. One has to be outside. But to do

(01:20:22):
like ten thousand or so steps, drink lots of water,
that sort of thing. Alcohol. Do you have to read
something as well?

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Read ten pages of a non fictional auction?

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
I've had friends do that and yeah, they definitely look
great at the end of the seventy five days. Yeah,
and seventy five days later back to where they were,
and so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
They did seventy five days. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
I've had a couple of friends do seventy five soft
where it's like drinks on occasions, but not at high
you know, people did your own version, but I had
a couple of friends do the full chabang.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
So how's your seventy five hard going? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Yeah, what day you want?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I'm on day one?

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
You restarted?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Yeah, I've had to re start multiple times. Right at
there was that occasion and then I'm I'm not good
with temptation. Is it I'm easily tempted? Which is not good.
So we all are that's all right, that's what life
was about. Have you had nerds gaming clusters? No, but
don't don't put that into my brain. Try them, try

(01:21:23):
them away, try them today. Tomorrow's day. Why tomorrow should
be day one? Tomorrow better than now. I mean, you
get the new class out of the way. But imagine
if you're twenty five days and one third of the
way through seventy five hard and that's the day the
nerd clusters gets too much because you didn't know, no,
do them today? Well, the reason Brennan is in he's
got not enough for the news news, all the news
stories that weren't enough for the news. It's right now,

(01:21:46):
you guys didn't write these stories, so we.

Speaker 4 (01:21:48):
Actually I'm in protest last week said none.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Yeah, well I protested last week to saying no, I can't,
can't let Vaughn write any more stories all day?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Yeah jumble umboard.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Remember that story that he's introduced the idea of our
yes and then puns and that was the end and
there is no content.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
There was no content.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Yeah, yeah, who's written it this week? That guy sucks.
I have I've put my serious news brain into action
here and the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Whole point is that it's supposed to be stilly. Are
you gonna get the senit chip? We're gonna go back
joy this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Okay, what is the time. It's almost called a past
night on the time.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
We right, but hope, what do we know?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
There we go? Smugglers and Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:22:37):
You need to culled a good morning on bread run.
I mean restart the again.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
I'll start again. I'll start again. Here we go. So
far not great, not great, kilder, good morning. I'm Brinnan Rudkin.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Smugglers and say Brenda Rudkin anyone else? Is that your
full name?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
He said? Radkin? Brenda Rudkin?

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
Terrible? Started? Start again?

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
Sorry, I'll restart. Okay, here we go. I'm and Dalo
doesn't have this sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
Clean start. Everyone's shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Okay, are we ready? Good morning? I'm Brian Rudkin.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Against multi people that I'm literally right here.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Yeah, yeah, thank you. Are we restarting again? Okay? Right?
Here we go. Smugglers in Texas have tried to sneak
across the border by dressing their suv up as a
Google street View car. Border patrol wasn't buying it, though,
pulling them over with a full load of undocumented passengers.
Safe to say, the road trip has been rerouted to

(01:23:39):
jail and it's getting a one star Google review.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
It took four lines to get to a palm. Yeah, palms,
and then I liked it and clever ending. Okay, four
lines to your first part?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Is that a good thing?

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
I'm just saying good morning? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Well a warning. This next one might be hard to swallow.
A US one and is suwing fast food chain Arbi's
after allegedly catching her peace from a sandwich with a
manager accused of spitting in her food. Oh goodness, that's
not how you add extra mayo.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
I was proud of his children in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
I was really proud of that one.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Okay, next one is Scottish.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
I like how subtle that was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
It doesn't need to go on and on. The story
is done. You can.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
Directed a voice.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
When I do it, I'd say, perfectly, the perfect pump.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
I think we're a little light on the puts.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Okay, carry on. A Scottish man has tried to fix
his tired eyes by using a massage gun directly on
his eyeballs.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
That actually sounds really relaxing. Doctors found retinal tears and
bruising and both eyes after his DIY SPA treatment. Is
that it Nope, but it's not. He was just trying
to unwind. But now he can bear see the funny
side because his eyes are all Thank you out there

(01:25:05):
in the producers, right, real surface level puns here, that's
what you want. We don't need need to get too
carried away. But after a holiday break you can. You
can be in charge again. Hey, I think carry Okay.
I've got one final story, and it turns out honesty
isn't always the best policy. Two people have been busted

(01:25:26):
after police found a suspicious vehicle and inside it a
bag helpfully labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Spoiler alert, it was, in fact a bag full of drugs.
They really put the myth in method acting.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
See, that's your best one year. That's your best one year.
We waited so long. There's people who got labeling. It
was more of a labeling situation.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Situation, I'm going to peck holes here? Is that it? Yeah,
that's it actually, but you've got the gist of the stories.
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:26:01):
You remember that ye puns for me was too news,
not enough.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
Labor okay, right right now on the spot gave me
another myth pun.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
But it was is that what the was in the bag?

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
They didn't myth end fit a mean to do it. Yeah,
it was when they got into the whole thing was
a complete myth.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you could have ridden this. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
I would say listen just my personal tape as the
professional comedian in the room. I think I'm the perfect
balance of this. We've got the stories from Brinn and
some lights matters.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
It's later.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
When Vaughn does it and it's news, I think, and
there's no news. I think with May it's the perfect balance.
We found a middle grand Yeah, so after holiday I'll refresh.
I mean, good on your bran it was solid.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
I think the seventy five hard. I think your brain
does some nerd clusters and the form of some nerds.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Getting to me. Day one, how many times have you
done too much nonfiction? Have you done this day one? Well,
I was every day last week.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
Have you done two days in a row?

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I haven't got through a whole day. Does that end?

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Podcast Network?

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
There is a fella who moved to Australia and he said.
The one thing that he is sick of seeing on
the dating apps, because that's the first thing you didn't
got there, You've got them more is every aussy single
girl has spicy margare reads a picture of them traveling
in a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:27:45):
It is the same across Oh my god, get a
new thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Where where's he from? Like I said, Brett, that's gone.
What do they have in England? Then on their dating
apps miserable gray, funky teeth and corky.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Yeah that's the version of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
And a photo outside Buckingham Palace.

Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (01:28:09):
I would have thought it would have been quite universal,
Like well, I.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Just had a little chicky chicky wiki and on the apps,
of which I still remain, I've got none of those,
so I win. Well, I've got a lot of travel though,
like I've got hobbiton Lovely Yep, I've got oysters, I
guess that would be.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
I've got a spress on Martini and that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
So basically you just have exactly what this guy is.
Cairtle dog, no kettle doll, no kettle dog.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Anyway, I just thought hearing this, it's like wretch actually
coming from you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
All the deals are the same. I want to hear
from you actually, regardless of ginger. I was about to say, ladies,
U night, what are you sick of but anyone message?
What are you tired of seeing on the apps?

Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
Same ship shot of your tall hot friends?

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Surely it's group sharp guys holding fish and cars or.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Just like no clear like no clear face photo. Yeah,
when I was like hot and new on the app,
so I was like, where is it?

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
What is your face?

Speaker 7 (01:29:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
I'm gonna need to see you can't put your face
on there if you've already got a girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
Hailey, Oh this is true, I say, And I see
why that was so blurred.

Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Okay, I'll wait one hundred dollars at Amazon number text
through to the studio nine six nine.

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
What are you tired of seeing on the dating apps?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Carlo? What are you sick of seeing on dating profiles?

Speaker 10 (01:29:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
My god.

Speaker 10 (01:29:38):
So there's this prompt on Bumble and it says when
my phone dies, I dot dot dot Oh yeah, and
every single freaking time a guy will write charge it's
the correct answer. So lame, it is, honest the most

(01:30:01):
tragic response. I mean, of course, like, but can you
actually have like a creative thought in.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Your brain and maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Yeah, charge me funny creative quirk?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Would I answer something like I just I just ignore
it and I just look up and I just take
the world in with my aunt better than just charging
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:30:24):
But just any anything like obviously it's about getting outside
of your phone and just like you know, big bold,
thoughtful ideas. But no, every time it's like, please don't
even pack that prompt Like even if I see someone
that packed that, I don't even want to look at
the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
I don't know what it's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Going to say.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
What prompts?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
I love this?

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
I love so what is this?

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
How does that work?

Speaker 1 (01:30:47):
I feel like that guys have gone for this one
because it's the easiest praisy to just fill out the
you know, the buyer.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Honestly, I feel like you guys still single, sadly.

Speaker 9 (01:31:03):
Maybe not sadly okay.

Speaker 10 (01:31:05):
And joyfully joyfully only because only because there is just
such a lack of quality from the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
I just you know, Carla, I know I didn't realize
this until I went on dating apps for the first time,
and you're like, is serious?

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
Serious? Raised you? Who did?

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
We've really had a nerve, haven't we? We've had a nerve, Carla,
thank you? What do you, Carla?

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
What do you do when your phone dies?

Speaker 10 (01:31:41):
I enjoy my phone dying and I get it and
I don't know, touch grass just such in the world
and like face to face people like that is just beautiful,
beautiful Beaula is fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Okay, well, Carla, thank you. Some messages that angry to me.
She is having to deal with the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
You I've got.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
I've got a dating it for you that would probably work.
It's called her. If that's a clue for.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
Who's on there?

Speaker 5 (01:32:11):
No men?

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Yeah, right, give it a go.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
Babies, you'll get.

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
Used to it.

Speaker 10 (01:32:18):
Yeah, everyone's a little date.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Your fun color like you. Okay, So messages and thank you,
you're right?

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
Can you save Carla? And the phone is a little
bit gay And we'll come back to it, Carlo, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
And then next time she calls, we'll see how it's going.
How gay she she's become a little bit more gay. Yeah.
I'm sick of seeing men standing shirtless in the mirror pecks.
It gives me the mega ec Overall, heaps of men
are making it their profile pictures, as if they're trying
to attract.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Other men and not woman. Which of course is all
good if that's the end. God, yeah, right, I want
to show you the goods.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
So nice to know that there's a six pack there, right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Yeah, I'd like to see it. I'm not mad at that,
But it depends on what you're looking for. Yeah, I'm
looking for abs in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Somebody said, my male colleague has a photo of them
holding a fish as a slack photo.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Is that the work communication?

Speaker 10 (01:33:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33:10):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Yeah, so you imagine what has dating. It must be
like if you slacken with a with a work one.
There are so many messages for group photos.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, because you don't know who it is. I always
put the one I like from the lineup and then
swipe through and it's never the one I will. No,
they're not single.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
They're so hot and they know that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
That's what they're like alluring you in getting a bras
of favorites, the chocolates and like looking at all the
flavors and being like, young, that's the one on one
and I'm in the box and there's just that yuck
Turkish delight one left. I would love a whole box
of Turkish to like.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
So would I see yuck strawberry one texture.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
It's the real hard one that no one likes. No,
that's the worst one.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:33:57):
It's starting to sound racist when it comes to a
box of chocolates.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you are, Yeah you are.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Oh what's wrong with the Turkish?

Speaker 5 (01:34:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
I say, oh wow, there's someone here that appreciates the
Turkish ye, not the dry lamb. We need to moist
it up that lamb. Some get some juice on that
get let's get some cooking juices in that one. UM said,
I'm trying to seeing babies on these women's profile, like
some of them have their baby is their main picture,
and all the pictures of the baby.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
I'm all swiping on a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
What's wrong with you? I can see why they're putting
it out there, like, hey, I have a baby.

Speaker 3 (01:34:31):
Yeah, but you're gonna letterally put that as a first
thing in your profile, mom first.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
Yeah, exactly. Um, some pro color and some some anti
Carla coming in on the message anti we love. I'm
just gonna have a little Elliot says, I'm sorry I
can't participate in the segment happily married, but I doore
the show. Cheers Elliot, we always enjoy my hair and
revel who are listening but can't participate in the current

(01:34:56):
prone and topic.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
I'm just having a little look because it's been a
man like what I would say, if you are a
single heterosexual man, just get one of your girlfriends or
your partner's wives to like to curate it, to like
get in the profile and be like, Okay, this is
how I would see this. It's important from day one
start lying about who you are. When you're looking for

(01:35:18):
the bloody truth, mate, let me find that out three.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
Years down the treat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
In podcast network.

Speaker 1 (01:35:27):
You maybe have listened to the show last week. I
was talking about some sleep help that I've been getting
from tea. Tea a mushroom powder, the Rachie mushroom power
dried ground up into powder, a little cought of tea
spoon into a warm liquid milk.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
We know how tea works, how tea works. You know
what down. You don't need to steep it though, because tea,
I think, is a steeping It's milo a born beta.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Yeah, yeah, a really weak milo aquarter teaspoon mile imagine
war rations mylo. No, but it tastes swim club mylo. Yeah,
but it tastes more like vigimie. It's got a real mammy.
So you bind that at a health store or something
ordered on the line. Oh yeah yeah, And it's a
sleep that helps you relax, and it's an old Chinese
medicinal mushroom bed. My purpose was to get a deeper sleep.

(01:36:19):
And you were saying you were loving it. Yeah, yeah,
con tea spoon because I've been having more dreams. But
some research on my just tells me that's where the
deep sleep happens. So maybe just getting a deeper sleep
that's the dream. Because magnesium can do that as well,
gives you some pretty vivid dreams. Magnesium and USh for
Ganda before.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Ash for Gunner in a quarter bottle of wine.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
America. So on Friday, I felt overtired, you know where
you're like, I'm overtired, and you get a bit frigid.

Speaker 4 (01:36:50):
And silly and you're worried, like double dosed.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Oh I had a tea spoon, not a quarter of
a teal right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
Boy, what happened, boy? Just the wild just a wild sleep.
What happened in your dreams? The very scary dreams?

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Oh dear, woke up sweating in a panic. I woke
up in a wit sweet this morning this morning too?

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
Yeah, did you wake up on a wet sweat this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
I was soaked through it was getting freezing. Don't curse
me that way. I think I just must have got
all bundled up and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
And whenter that can happen because you make a cocoon
out of your douvet and then your.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
Body warms up and.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Cold head.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
But then the sweat, I was weird.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
I thought I with the bit really, I was feeling
around like, sure you hadn't with the bed that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:44):
Ye maybe I could get your hang it out?

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Yeah, it was. It was.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
It was a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Do you because for a week because it was on
Friday night, so no work the next day? Does it
linger in your system?

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
Sometimes there's some things you're like, oh, you know, I
took a little lorez apam or something the next time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Not really, And I had a massive sleeping of the
weekend though, fair sleep, big sleep, and work up standard time.
The body tells you to wake up because it's time
to go to work at four o'clock. I was like,
not today, Satan till night. Oh wow, that's that's crazy.
Yeah yeah, yeah, crazy, long sleep maybe you should be
a mushroom tea influencer. You reckon, Start peeling at the MUSHes,

(01:38:24):
start peedling the mushroom tea.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
Yeah, try it, because we did. We I've mentioned this before.
We're a lion's main family.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
Good for the Alzheimer's and the brain and stuff you
get into that, you're put the brain focusing on.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
The brain man.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
Yeah, okay, what about a horny goat weet? Do we
all anybody doing a horny goat weet?

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
No, I couldn't possibly left those horns a multivitamin, yeah,
multi keeps.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
It was just strong where it is? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
Did you tell me there was that wass?

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun to
be the head on a show.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
Not not for me, but I know where, even know
where even closed. You haven't been here long, have you? No?
I haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
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