Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th June 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zenim podcast network. This is from Fleshwood and
Haley's Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making happy happen for pits.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vawn and Hailey.
Happy Tuesday morning. Coming up on the show, Vaughan Smith.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You've got the top six and GTA pre orders have
been breaking records.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It had an eight billion dollar budget this game. And it
may sound absurd, yep it is. I know, what did
you say? The Berge calif A cost one point five
billion to make and when it was made, mind you,
if that had bus loads of cheap Filipino labor, they
might have been a marble to do grand theft too,
a little less too, through buckets and buckets of hard

(00:45):
working Filipino worker.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's what most people don't see when they go to
Dubai are you don't have to look too hot.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
There.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
But it's already made three billion dollars back in pre
sales and that's just in the It hasn't even been
a week. That's something come out till November, so you
think it's going to be it'll be a big on
the Christmas lists and everything. And I never pre buy
games because it's just a digital download. It'll be there
when you need it, Yeah, exactly. Probably crashed the servers

(01:14):
on the day where you can download it. Yeah, and
the internet will get real hot, and then afterwards we'll
have to turn it off and turn it back on again. Yeah.
But I've got the top six effects of the newest
Grand Theft Daughter on Society Next on the show, though.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Noa Khan has addressed.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Something and I think people in the music industry are
quite happy about this, are happy about it. Olivia Rodrigo
has spoken about this as well.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yes, we've gotta stop shitting in.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
The pit, and is discussing I didn't know this was
a fat it's super fans wearing adult nappies. And he's
really taken this head on.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
He has the Flete and Haley Bid.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Noah Khan has really opened up a big discussion about
super fans at concerts.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Yeah, and their behavior and just some general concert etiquette. Yeah,
because there is a there's something going on, and it's
not just Noah can Olivia Rodrigo has address this numerous artists.
We've got to stop shitting the pit because people like
they line up.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
They want to get the best view.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
They want to get straight to the front of the stage,
and once they get their position, they're like, I ain't leaving, yep,
even if nature calls and the caller is you got
a poop?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Well, super fans, we're adult nappies.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Super fans, we're adult nappe.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
They can pound for their show man.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
They want to be right up the front of these
concerts and they don't leave.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
I don't think I could physically popen a nairpee even
if I put it on, I don't think I could
release it.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
I just but I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean, okay, there are some big, huge festivals, but
I've never been to a show where I haven't been
so far away being disappointed.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You can always get closer, totally.

Speaker 7 (02:53):
But Olivia Rodrigo literally said, guys, you can smell the
front row. Olivia Rodrigo, I know, I get a grab.
So during Noah Khan's show in Philadelphia on June twenty six,
a fan went viral for showing a turd on the
floor in the purt right the front, so then he
had to address it on Twitter. He was like, Hey,

(03:16):
if you've got to poop at a show, please, dear God,
just go to the bathroom. I've put my pants as
much as the next twenty nine year old. But you
guys got to understand there is a venue worker out
there with a thousand yards here.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Dealing with us.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah. Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
Last night he was in Toronto, Okay, and he said
to his Canadian crowd, this is awkward, this is fresh,
and more ways than one you're gonna find out there
is etiquette.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
And then he made them take an oath.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
I solemnly swear.

Speaker 8 (03:49):
I will not shit my paints, and if I do,
I won't take it from my pants and put it
on the floor.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 9 (04:04):
Having to.

Speaker 8 (04:13):
The National Center for Ips, Colitis and Diarrhea, it's actually
one in four adults suffers from IBS.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm so sorry, shop all you fucking want.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Yes, listen, wait wait, I was like, oh, we're.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Gonna let ship go by. Oh I did not hear that.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
I'm sorry, right, Jack now has many mini ships and one.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Is a good measure.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Shennon's in the departure Ladde because he's got a wedding
next week.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
You know what's our last two works tomorrow We'll get
an f slide. Anyway, Listen, I'm going to a concert tonight.
I'm going to a big concert in France on Saturday night,
huge stadium.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Use the toilet.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Use the toilet like an adult.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Does that?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
In podcast Needwork from the unmoderated comments section, this is
the top six.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yes, there's worry that on November nineteen, Grand Theftoo sixth
release day, which, to be honest, I'm not one hundred
percent convinced that's actually going to be released that day
because it's face delays and stuff. It's been forever, hasn't
It could be another delay, But a lot of people
are worried about the negative effects on society.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Because a lot of people will just take the day
off or are the worried.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Do you date?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, it'tle bit a week?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Yeah, or take the week off and then play all
this violence. Yeah, go out into the real world and.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Stealing cars.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah yeah yeah, start working for the mafia, punching hookers
only t turn on the mafia and rock and launch
somebody from you know, really close.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well, I've got the top six effects Grand Theft Sex
will have on society, the negative ones, and how to
spin it in your favor.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Our number six on the list is obviously the mass
workplace absentism on launch day in the following week, rather
than saying you're calling in sex, so you're protecting your
energy and honoring your bandwidth and then chuck them a
bit of a studies actually show oh wow, modern professionalism
performs best when fully aligned with the personal mission. Yes,
there's gonna be a lot of people working from home,

(06:26):
and you just don't need to tell them that your
personal mission is committing felonies.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
You do with bloody, gorgeous graphics.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, oh that looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
They do look a mass long. Did you guys ever
play the original Grand Theft, The Bird's Eye where you
just looked down? No, I've played most of them in
some capacity. Number five on the less of the top
six negative effects Grand Theft Ato Sex will have on society,
and how to spin them in your favor. Relationships breaking

(06:56):
down because one partner won't stop playing. This will be huge,
be massive, but it doesn't neglect. You could instead say
this is radical prioritization.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Oh wow, like that.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
And you talk a lot in relationships about setting boundaries. Yeah,
and someone has set one. It's called the big screen,
the lounge, a comfortable chair on some snacks and a
bit of like list little yeah. Yeah, you can say
you're operating in parallel work streams. Ah, that's this is
all I've been on LinkedIn. Yeah, it's giving LinkedIn, it's

(07:28):
giving LinkedIn. How to spin a negative into a positive.
Number four on the list of the bad effects of
grand theft, auto and how to spin them in your favor.
Kids exposed to extreme violence and crime.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
That was a big thing with GTA, wasn't.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, Well we reframed that bad influence as early stage
entrepreneurial exposure. They are learning to steal cars, they're learning
to develop a bias toward action and an agile approach
to asset acquisition.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Wow, there's a lot of a's.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
A lot of a's. It felt good saying it too mouthful.
Number three on the last of the top sex negative
effects of grand theft, auto, sex and how to spin
them positively? Are people dropping one hundred and thirty nine
dollars and a cost of living crisis? You could consider
it an investment in human capital? Wow?

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Wow does it? How How would you justify that?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Well, you've taken money from allocating on a grocery spend
and putting it towards what they call in the business
a higher yield experience.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Yeah, I think you need you probably need it, but it's.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Not as much as what you're buying. A couple of monsters.
You'll get through white monsters. Zombie cho Yeah, a zombie
cho Yeah, man, I thought you would have gone for
a nerd cluster rope.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Don't nerd clusters trying to come back?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, coming back to one one cluster a day number
two on the list of the negative effets of grand
theft Auto six that you can spend positively. What about
the fact that this is an overseas company and we're
sending all of that money overseas and New Zealand games
have been completely overshadowed or don't see competitors, see collaborators
that haven't onboarded yet. Oh say is what I'm saying,

(09:09):
Get off, Get off LinkedIn bro, I'm all about a
rising tide.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Lifts or boats say that.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, some of the smaller boats obviously sunk by the
bigger BI. I think they get capsized, yeah, devastated, but
either are on board. Though it has been a great
I was reading about the New Zealand gaming industry. Some
real movers and game development in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Yeah, prouty is hon and good morning to our gaming list.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Good morning to our gaming listeners who are either still
awake from last night or not yet awake. Number one
in the less of the top six negative effects from
grand theft auto sex spun to positive. You could say
an entire nation became antisocial shut ins. Yeah, what about
people becoming deeply intentional about their social calendar?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Actually, I quite like deeply intentional about my social calendar.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Remote first lifestyles and better work life integration.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Yeah, that's beautiful.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
It sounds like a boring management meeting.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
If they're going to have these meetings and bore.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Us with this, with this junger, it's only fair to
use it to your advantage in a lated piece, and
they can't argue with it because it was their words
in the first place.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
This is true.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That's today.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Stop sex plase now, I get it, man, I absolutely
get this.

Speaker 7 (10:22):
There is a rise in intentional singleness, a title people
were giving to being single by choice that used to
be framed. I guess it's like, oh haven't you found
someone yet? You met the right gal?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
You're a crazy cat lady, Yeah, you're mad.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
But now I guess single people are reclaiming it and
and it's it's not because they can't find someone or
that they're a minger. It's that they're choosing this life n. S.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Nine sex.

Speaker 7 (10:54):
If this is you, by the way, let me know
if you are an intentional single and you know what
is one of the bigger drivers other than the fact that,
like it's hard to find a good decent human out
there that hasn't already been snapped up.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Money?

Speaker 7 (11:09):
Okay, yeah, so so this is this, this is this
particular status from America.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
So one hundred and eighty what's one hundred and eighty
nine American dollars? Like three?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
You just shy of four hundred seventy.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Surely that can't be right.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
The average cost of a date in the US has
climbed to one hundred and eighty nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What if you're paying for a couple of drinks and
a meal and that's like parking.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So that's up twelve point five percent
from the year earlier. And gen Z reporting that gen
Z reporting that they're actually spending the most and millennials
are dropping out a little bit, and we're like.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Millennium, We're like, no, done with this.

Speaker 7 (11:54):
So huge jumps and the cost of even just doing it,
and you're like, I need that money. I just want
it for myself, so that a big chunk of this
like single on purpose thing is money. Like it's just
too expensive to go dating, it's too expensive to go
out and actually try to find your person. And the
other thing is just having like complete freedom of your

(12:14):
life fletch, which you'll understand is an intentional single just
like complete freedom just protecting their peace and just you know,
living their life and making their own choices and just
going like I'm actually fine doing this.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Sometimes it's still in your house and you're like, what
are you doing here? Really? Yeahah, is that.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
You're I'm intentionally single, So you're going to need to.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Gotta get up early. I get up early, yourse loud
and spray.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
This is a moment I was like, good, yuck, just
squirts and it's just water, right, just a little water boy.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, ruinspe But it does get them out
of the house.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
So messages yep, single by choice one. I want to
focus on my career and potentially moving overseas totally with
the career having somebody slows that idea down. Put restrictions
on it too. Is money, too many gifts, dates, whatever?
I like my big beard, but big beard I think
they mean bed. I think I like my big beard

(13:25):
by myself. No cold seat, no snoring, no fighting over blankets.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh no, yeah, it's good stuff. Yes, I relate to that.
That's good stuff. Although you eat too many treats when
you're not single.

Speaker 7 (13:37):
No, I eat more, Yeah, more treats when you're with someone.
And you're with someone, I like you for who you
are and you're like yuck, and then you just give
up and you're like, oh well, I guess this is
me now blowing out. Another message was intentionally single after
joining the police.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Force, single copy right.

Speaker 7 (13:55):
Unfortunately I met my now partner three years later, have
a baby.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Getting married ruined my single life. I suppose I love them.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Jesus, that doesn't sound bad. I wonder if they filled
me with confidence. We then we talked about the hardest
professions to date. I wonder if they are also a
comp or in that kind of realm.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
So many messages after she cheated on me with my
best friend at the time, I've remained single for the
past six years, just cannot be bothered.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, people sucks? Is amber dating sucks?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Now?

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I have a cat, so I'm not lonely. What do
I need a man for? Again? Sometimes screwing things into walls?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Are you having a real problem with yours?

Speaker 7 (14:32):
It's taken out two weeks to do two shells and
now I'm just gone.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
This is You've got to start matching with the trades
on the apps, Hailey, Well, this is why I'm renovating again.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
You know you're going to get them over to Yeah,
can you put up a little shale for me? Help
my please?

Speaker 6 (14:50):
This dead End podcast network plays dead ends flesh Fore
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Well, even now and then, it is nice to have
a time in a reminder that men's mental health is
often just kind of like you're right, mane.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Men's mental women's physicals.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, that's a fee coal, that's a feel handed
a little bit the same oil. A video surface of
a young man in Sydney. He's put on TikTok that
he's not having a good time.

Speaker 11 (15:16):
I moved to Sydney like four years ago and I
still haven't made any friends. Moved after a preay come
after like a three four year relationship and I haven't
opened my heart since in the last six months I
beat him situationship and I really opened my heart.

Speaker 12 (15:33):
To this person.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
She did, she did, she did reciprocated, you.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Know, and that's a small yeah. Man not having a
good time, and millions of people have now seen this club.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Well he'll get friends or we were hooking up people
with friends. You know, he's got no friends.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
He is just one of many. One thing I learned
what I was going through my separation is that, like
what so many dudes are just like you could have
seen the signs and me that they saw in themselves
and like bravely like are you okay? Like it seems
like someone's going on. I'm like, yeah, going through this
and like me too, I'm like what in say anything?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
And guys going through stuff and there's still the expectation
that you should be able to shoulder the load by yourself.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
I don't think that's just necessarily a male thing as well.
I know some females that were brought up in houses
where it was you know, no you do, don't.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Talk about that.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I think as well, what have you got to be
like hearing from parents, what have you got to be?
You've got everything you've ever wanted. Oh I suppose that.
I suppose this is my fault, is it?

Speaker 7 (16:43):
But I think as well, like if he's struggling and
he's got no.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Mates, like.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
We will move to the big city, haven't.

Speaker 7 (16:51):
We're in our lives and it's so nerve wrecking and
you're like, I don't know if this is going to work,
and you're kind.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Of drowning and trying to find your crowd, trying to
get people going.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
You open up to like one person that shuts it
down and you're like, oh, that's that.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
That's very lonely.

Speaker 7 (17:07):
There needs to be more day because I know the
Bumble did this a bit, but it was kind of
fell flat. Needs to be more like dating apps for friends,
way more like we're just like swiped a shag all
meat a love. Yeah, got there, but not for friends.
And me's so cool if you were just.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
Like this is you know, like, if you're working so
much and there's no time.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Flame workmates, you guys are so lucky, such a cool workmate.
If you're all your time has spent at work and
your workmates are lame.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
That sucks.

Speaker 7 (17:44):
That's like you guys are so blessed to have you every.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Morning you get to come to work and hang out.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
It's not literally the coolest it's not longest on us
coolest chick ever.

Speaker 13 (17:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Way, have you got a hand pump?

Speaker 7 (17:59):
I found it and I can't. I can't stop playing
with that. It's got good resistance on us.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Okay, look at all the cool should I bring into
your life?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is that M podcast network?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
We are officially on Taylor Watch July third, the still rumored.

Speaker 7 (18:17):
Date of their wedding, to be a fourth for us. Yeah, yeah,
so to be the sweekhead the day before.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Independence Day, maybe Friday or Saturday.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Yeah, this is no one cares about Independence staff.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
They just this is what everyone's living for at the moment.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Like you said, this is America's royal wedding.

Speaker 7 (18:34):
Yeah it is, man, this is huge. And well let's
talk about what we know.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
So far, and then I've actually got a little treat
for us.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh okay, do you have any cake news?

Speaker 7 (18:44):
I don't have cake news on flavor, But where would
you go?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Ah? For you?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
You know, if you get married for a second time,
have your second.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Marriage second pretty a donor.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
If you're on your second, you're doing a donut cake,
a donut wedding cake.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Donut w Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't do cake.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Ye your cheese.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
There was cheese instead.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Yeah yeah, my best did that stacks cheese w honey,
dilmond stuff.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, I'd probably have like chocolate cheese, like eat the.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bread they had blocks of eat them a cold, a tasty,
the whole brand. And and that one just called table.
That wall made of bricks of cheese. I've got a
brick wall of cheese cheese brick wall.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
I'm not passed off about it.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
When I've had too many bloody proseccos, I'm hunking.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
At every Every table has a slicer and you just
got to slice your cheese off. There's a toasted there's
a toasted cheese cheese station. What's that thing they used
to do way back? There was it fondues and you'd
melt the cheese. Yeah, yeah, you could do that all right.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Back to Taylor list of the cheese. We've got no
make up date. Remember well, remember this.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
And if you don't know, here's a quick rundown.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
A permit was filed, but an event company called Winnet
Productions closing West thirty first Street around Madison Square Garden
from July second to the fourth. Tense canopies, all this
kind of stuff. We're shutting down the street. Everyone's like,
here's the wedding. The mayor has.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
Confirmed the permit requesting a crowd of a thousand people.

Speaker 7 (20:21):
So that's silly your guest list. Oh sorry, it's a
thousand people. MSG, the Medicine Square Garden, and also the
stuff that makes Chinese food yup.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
They just don't need to use much of it though.
That's what tricks me with MSG. I'll be like, only
his quarter of a teas.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
But also we were more in the nineties to think
that was real bad, but it's actually not racism. It
was racism, wasn't it.

Speaker 14 (20:43):
Yea yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:44):
I literally went like, oh, it's the MSG and Chinese food.
It gives you a headache and it's terrible for you. Like, no,
it just makes food delicious. You much to put it
on anything.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Anyway, So nothing do you know? Currently?

Speaker 7 (20:53):
Still everything is rumored, like the timeline's rumored. A thousand
people celebration on July third is the that we know.
And then there's rumors that she'll have a tiny little
one and then this bigger thing, but also Tim McGraw
and Steve Stevin Nick's rumored.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
To be performing Paul McCartney.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Paul McCartney also rumored, Wow, I've I've managed to pull
some strings, okay, because it's like reporters, like they're they're
keeping everyone away. I know someone who I went to
high school with who moved to New York and they
and they've gone now. But while they were there, they
were living with a person who worked in the media, right,

(21:31):
who then dated cop who became he died and then
the cop left has a start on the job, shot
through the heart Jesus. While he after he died, he
left his estate to a man called Peter.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Now, Peter is a distant relative of the mayor of
New York. Now, my friend that I went to high
school with, I managed to get a camera, a microphone, okay,
right outside Medicine Square garden and we're going to cross
to it.

Speaker 11 (22:04):
Now.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
It's We's thirty first thirty one, We's thirty thirty one.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's where I've told Peter's mate to put it. Okay,
we're going to cross now to my live mic of
New York City, just to.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
See what if there's any action outside Madison Square Garden.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
It's ten bars three in the afternoon.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
This will be busy school pickup back up.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know all those schools, and don't they just go
on them on the tube.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I'm just trying to here, Taylor, who is that?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Probably it just sounds like New York doesn't.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
And that's Vendors. That's venders. This is my personal this
isn't stoke.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
So we can we can have this up running right
up until the A lot of tuning. They why do
they do?

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Two people?

Speaker 7 (22:51):
They'll be they'll be pecking in this week. Well, we
can keep crossing to New York. Worked hard there through
my friend that I went to high school one.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
You've done really well, so much?

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Yeah, plays it in Fletch Worn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
Producer Shannon's Unpredictable History. Hello, producer, Oh, good morning.

Speaker 13 (23:14):
Now I believe Darling for this segment. Oh that's quite
a good Charles Mummy. I believe for the segment. You
have had to use Google pronunciation quite a lot.

Speaker 14 (23:26):
Man.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
There's this one guy on YouTube who does pronunciations and
he makes the videos about two minutes long obviously to
get the ad scenes and just like just tell me
how to say it?

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Is when they say the same like the word over
and over and over.

Speaker 9 (23:39):
No, he gives a backstory first, He's like, my name's James,
and I'm going to tell you how to say it
in Latin, and I'm going to tell you how to
say it in English.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Just say the word. Yeah, this could be a four
second club.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
But why do they do that to get the money?

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
To get money? Yeah, hell has ad sense.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Money money, funny, how humanetize stuff.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
This is why I don't have any sense. You've got
no sin, I've got.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
No or other.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
I'm going with the Latin pronunciation today, but bear with
because I am a very a key with goal.

Speaker 5 (24:06):
So it's my attention Latin.

Speaker 7 (24:08):
At high school, I went to a public school. Latter
was an option at my school.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
That is insane.

Speaker 7 (24:13):
Yeah, I'm I guess for history purposes, not I'm going
to speak Latin.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah, it's actually very.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I guess this was what useful language?

Speaker 7 (24:23):
Yeah yeah, but if you did like classics or history
or you wanted to you know, it was good to have.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, we're headingtatas followed the light of truth.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
You can't say that anymore to call anybody at Let's
keep veritatis.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
Let's get veritatus in Hereah. No, we're not saying that anymore.
Norry on, We're.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Heading back to the thirty Ads.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
So Jesus just born. I believe when did AD start?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Serious question?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
BC Obviously before Christ, but AD starts after death or
of birth. So there's there's thirty whatever years I'm accounted
for in the midst of it all.

Speaker 15 (24:58):
There.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Look, I that's not my specialty subject. We're going to
Rome today. I don't know much about religious.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
So we're guys, we're talking.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
About the bath houses.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
There's actually a house involved, but not the kind new life.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Your holiday hasn't started yet European bath houses and spas.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Good sir, we're.

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Talking about one of the most famous Caesars of all time.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Salad no no dressing. His name was Gaias Alan.

Speaker 5 (25:31):
Guias Caesar Gaias.

Speaker 9 (25:33):
He had a few names, as they all do, but
we're going to go with Gaias today. Now, when you
picture this story, I just want you to imagine he
loved the color purple and he only wore purple.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Togus.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
Well, so the English pronunciation of his name is Gaius,
but I've gone the Latin. I told you we're calling
him Gaius, but if we wanted to go English, he
would be Gayas.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Now please refer to him from now on in the English.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
So gay, that's your beautiful name for a newborn boy.
Now gay, I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Think so gayas Sprow.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
Yeah, she is a little bit gay, is he? Gayasprow?
Gaias became the caesar.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
He was only eighteen years old, and very quickly he
got very ill and had a bit of a menty bee,
and then became a very bad man. We're not going
to dove into why okay, this is a family show,
but Gayus not a good guy. Very quickly into his
mental breakdown, he started to have a real affinity to
this horse called in Cartatos Intos, and this was a

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very famous race horse. And very quickly Gaias was like,
let's this this horse is the best thing ever. I'm
going to build you a marble stable. You're not going
to have a wreath that is made full of stones.
They have said if they e equivalated, if they put
the money he spent in modern day money, it would
be hundreds of millions of dollars he sent on this horse.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
God damn he drank or equivolated. I liked it.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
I was just letting her heav.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Mouth guilated and I almost died.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
I'm just saying we need her have a coipulated.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
She's telling us some great, rich history about games related.

Speaker 9 (27:13):
Yeah, if you equivolated it into modern terms. He spent
hundreds of millions of dollars on this horse, bearing in
mind that like everyone's dying of starvation, and he's like,
this is my horse.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
And so every.

Speaker 9 (27:24):
Day in Cartatos would drink wine out of a gold goblet.

Speaker 16 (27:28):
So this horse was drunk pretty much its whole life.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
But this horse was put on a pedistal and one
day Gaeis was like, my horse, here is a purple
blanket to match me. So now this horse is kind
of put at a royalty status in robes. Yeah, they
became kind of best friends. This goes on for a year,
a lot of people are dying. Like I said, he
was a really bad caesar, like the worst.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Of the worst and.

Speaker 9 (27:59):
The So about a year of this horse being just
like spoiled rodden, Gaius decided to appoint him to be
the highest form of council in Rome. Okay, course above
all humans. This he was going to become his right
hand man at state dinners. He would sit at the
table with everyone and Gaius would translate. He would sit

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at the table and Gaius would translate his nods and
be like, Incrtatos agrees with me. And he would use
this horse to really bolster up his own political you
know career. Yeah, people didn't like this. His counsel weren't stoked.
So they were being beaten out by a horse. So

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two years later they pulled him in a little alleyway
and gave him a little one too with a knife.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Oh, they shived the horse.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
No, No, the horse actually lived on despite being drunk,
lived a very long happinesss.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Caesar also got stabbed pretty much by them. Did why
isone stabbing shank?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
And they wouldn't have guns, they had guard They had
to shank them.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
They didn't have much of hands in combat.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Right.

Speaker 9 (29:10):
Yeah, but that's the story about how a Caesar appointed
a horse to be one of the most powerful men
in Rome.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Wow, And so what the what did the horse do
once its owners? Its owner Gayas was dead, He just
kind of.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
He just retired back to his marble stable. He just
lived out a nice, long drunk life.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
God, that horse is my spirit animal.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
There is a statue of gayas and his horse.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Yeah, where is it?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
It is at the British Museum in London.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
They take everything because.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
They take everything. Lovely, a purple blanket, kettle, pixi cut.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
He does have a plexi cut.

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Can you just imagine your whole life worked to be
a a political.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Actually, I'm sorry, sorry to interrupt his naked on this horse.
You can see it, some dude?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Is it good?

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Ouch?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Even when you ride a horse fully closed and you
pull it forward, there's still a light ball crushing. He's gone,
no sad or no pants. Yeah, that's actually absolutely wild. Yeah,
it might have just been for the carving though. Maybe
jump up there with no pants.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
On that he's standing there for four weeks.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Chisel this out.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Yeah, really good, really good history from you, actually, Shannon,
great stuff, Shannon.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Arguably you're better of your two segments.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
We learn about.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Gayis needwork plays it ends flesh for and Haley.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
I want to know right now what did being pregnant ruin?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Now?

Speaker 7 (30:47):
This is because a girl found out that she was
pregnant just before her best friend's wedding, and she's like,
damn right, Like I just wanted to party and drink
and have a good time and I'm stuck with this
baby growing and so my I can't do any of that.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
And I know friends that have. I had friends that.

Speaker 7 (31:06):
Got pregnant and canceled their wedding because I'm not paying
all that money post like can postponed it. They're just like, no,
I'm not paying all that money to not be able
to drink.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
A money yeah or this bar tab and I'm going
to be sat there with this baby and mate, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
A wedding would be horrible sober.

Speaker 13 (31:25):
As well.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
You want to be able to like toast have you
know nice thing.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
It is like because some couples try for so long
to get pregnant, and here my friends, it's exactly what
they want. But some people they're like, wait a second,
I've got a holiday coming up.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
This totally My friends were trying for years and years
and years.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
So it's like obviously you're stopy.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Like God's.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Mine would be like I've been shredding, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 7 (31:52):
If I'm like yeah, fine, and I'm like, man, I've
really been hurt in the gym getting shredded, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Like, ma's gone.

Speaker 15 (32:00):
Up.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Then we're already getting does want us to know we've
opened ourselves up to a million pregnancy ruined? Makudah if
I don't think I've heard it called it cudah. I
was just using that surf Brancuda line. That's about a
barley beach, not a woman's privates. Yeah, okay, Well, whether

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it was your could your life or holiday you've.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Been to holiday, maybe you were training for a marathon.
You know, you've been slogging away. What a pregnancy ruin?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Wait, hundred dollars at him as our number, Jamie, good morning.

Speaker 17 (32:37):
I got pregnant and then became really really allergic to
my poor cat and dog. And my baby is three
years old now.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
So still super alytic, right, and you have to give
the baby away?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Then that's if she gave away the baby would have
solved the allergy. Suh.

Speaker 12 (32:56):
So what do you do?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Claritone every morning or something.

Speaker 17 (32:59):
I just can't be anywhere near them, so they'll come
up for a pet and I just have to kind
of step away full things.

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Yeah, no, I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
I feel so.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Sorry for them have you told your three year old
that it's their fault?

Speaker 17 (33:13):
Yeah, well, my three year old is in charge of
petting them, so every time they want to pet them, they.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
Have to go.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Isn't that a cruel twist of fate that the three
year old is not allergic.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
To the cat? Are they crazy that a pregnancy can
change allergies? I never knew that it does.

Speaker 17 (33:29):
Also, the worst thing is well, the pets. Obviously we're things,
but I'm also really alluded to cheese. Now well, during
the ice cream and.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Cheese, I would find that's so hard not to resent
this kid. My two favorite things in life, cats and cheese.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Cats and cheese.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Lucky, she's cute, right, yeah, Jamie, thank you so much?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hope, what what did the pregnancy rule?

Speaker 14 (34:01):
I was thirty seven weeks pregnant and Paramore was coming
to town back in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
That was a great We went home.

Speaker 18 (34:09):
I don't want to hear it.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
You didn't go.

Speaker 18 (34:14):
So I spent six months trying to convince my husband.

Speaker 14 (34:17):
That I could still go.

Speaker 18 (34:18):
I could still party with everyone, it was fine, and no,
I was high risk, and he would not allow me
to buy tickets.

Speaker 14 (34:25):
And I cried every week.

Speaker 18 (34:27):
Every time I.

Speaker 14 (34:27):
Heard one of their songs, I was devastated.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, I hope, I mean hopefully they'll come.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
You could say you were in the business of misery.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Why didn't you just say?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You could have said its misery business, because she's in
the business of misery.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I actually think Pawn's vision was better than yours.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Do you I don't like it?

Speaker 7 (34:45):
No, I think I think it flowed more. It flowed
more excellently.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Now I'm trying to figures of more.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Paramore.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Yeah, I know you are. I can feel it, man, Hope.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
It was such a good concert, Like her vocals were insane.
It was just amazing, and I had so many dranks.

Speaker 10 (35:02):
It was just vibe.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
And then we stayed out afterwards. It was a whole thing.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
That's just me.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, that is sorry.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Paramore comes.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Yeah, next time they'll be back. They'll be back. They've
got bills to pay, like the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
There'll be.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Thanks, Hope. Anonymous, Good morning, what what.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Did the pregnancy ruin?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Yes, you.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Confused. Everybody's very confused about their name. Gives anymous Anonymous callers,
We'll call you chie. Okay, what are the pregnancy ruined?
Shenise well.

Speaker 18 (35:44):
Response, you know, I'm I'm currently seven weeks and I
found out about a week ago after I won a
five hundred dollars tattoo competition.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Oh you're not meant to get one when your pricks,
you know, because will come out too cool up, use
the tattoos.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
It also gets a mini baby version of the that's
why you can't get tattoed when you're amazing amazing, But.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
It does and so but you can use a voutr
after you've popped that out.

Speaker 18 (36:22):
No, there's flaws that I haven't it within two months.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
That's some tattoo artists.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Bullshit.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Did I have it?

Speaker 14 (36:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
I think she's given it to somebody else.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
I want to sweet that up. Yeah, there is no
baby inside of good luck. Congratulations by the way, Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Even you haven't told too many people yet, that's anymous.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Denise, she's and you heard it here.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
First niece is listening. You're like.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Some messages and what did the pregnancy ruin? But being
pregnant ruined my back.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
I had to walk on crutches for the last TRIMESTERA
Luckily it was just tempering. I'm all good now, Oh
my god, my bladder control was what my pregnancy ruined.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Being pregnant ruined my love of Susi.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Ten years later and I still can't smell sushi with
out gagging Susi Sulci. Being pregnant ruined my car. I
was moving house at the time. I didn't know I
was pregnant. I felt nauseous and had vertigo. Well, I
thought the highway was clear for me to pull onto.

Speaker 14 (37:27):
It was not.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
My four month old car was a complete ride off.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Wow. Yeah, shout out to the Volkswagen though, because even
though I'd been t boned at one hundred kilometers an hour,
all I had injury wise was a burnt thumb from
the airbag.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
It's got a fantastic and camp safety rating. The rest
it does the Voltswangen. Yeah, burnt thumb from the airbag. Yeah,
they know there's no fun if they go off in
your face. No.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
God, No, it's been punched in the face, isn't it.
My pregnancy is put so much pressure on my internal
organs that it gave me recked or prolax your prolapse.
It's a very funny word. With a permanent colostomy bag.
It ruined my rictum not resent these shitty little kids.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
This is what I think women who have prolapses and
broken this and torn this.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
And your kids that smart Molvin back you yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Rap a part ruined my rictum.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
You ruin my anus and my Wednesday jade, and you
hear how did your prolapse happen? Then mine?

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yes, pushing too hard? Okay, I've had no prolapses. This
is wise.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I won't take so long in the toilet and we're
like what it takes two Sabrina Camponent songs.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
We only poop when the pope's ready to come out.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'll just go and have a sit.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Sometimes the time out on your phone.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Pregnancy ruined my boobs. I had such lovely, natural, gorgeous breasts.
Another hang down to my belly button. It's right in
my mind, so to mind. I don't have a baby,
so it's kind of almost like at least you've got
a baby to sort of just fither saggy boobies.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, when I just says, just my everyday Saturday at
this point, live laugh, toasted bath, very very funny.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
That's dark, and we don't take this of the week.
Dog we're doing that today. It's door is anything thanks
to animates making happy happen for pits. We were trying
to get printan for six laugh lose to bar.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
We were trying to get prignant for six months and
not being happening with a Europe trip coming up, so
we thought we'd stop trying and ended up being six
weeks pregnant on the flight over to Europe.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Stop.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I just came back from my best friend's HNS doing
wedding and Mexico found out I was pregnant a week before.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
We flow stuff.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
If it's.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Just roll the dice, it'll be right.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Don't roll the dice and you you tube now finding
your mum was on a bowl of shard to night,
Like my.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
Mum literally had a glass of champagne and I came
a knocker eyes like snuff.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
They say their way out of there.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
They say that though you're at your Jude Day and
my mother's birthday, glass of prosick, my brother's birthday.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
So she was like, I'm going to a glass of
champagne and I just bloody caught a whiff of it
and I was like.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
After years of searching, I found the perfect jeans. Oh
found out I was pregnant and even ever got to
wear those jeans because.

Speaker 5 (40:24):
In your whole hips, your whole hips chained shape.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah, Hannah said, bones.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Really yeah opens up. Pregnancy ruined friendships. People just then
stopped inviting me places. Well, yeah, because no one wants
to be around people with kids.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
We still do it for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
And then they get busy and but to showcat, you
just go and hang out with other people with kids.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
That's why.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
That's where you get your mum's friends.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Yeah, lots of friends of kids, and it's fine from it.
I stretched my piercing morning scared. We love you so March,
but you used to be way more fun. I stretched
my belly butt in pierce and completely. I could never
worry it again. Oh wow, Yeah, take it out out
a flat. You could put a pin in there. Yeah,
just silver linings. Yeah, carry stuff around. I live on

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a sheep farm.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
And the cruel twist of pregnancy was anytime I smell
lamb now as in the cooked meat I can't smell,
it makes me feel like I'm going to be sex stuff.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Really, I smell lamb and I'm like, and I a
lucky girl. IM about to get some lamb.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Pregnancy ruined my ability to sneeze without pussing my pants.
Oh dear, yeah, I got pregnant three months before our wedding.
I already had my dress and already spent a load
of money, so we went ahead with the wedding. My
mum had to alter the wedding dress to fit me,
and no drinks during the ceremony.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
I would, honestly, I would postpone. I'm not I was
sitting back watching you drink my bar tap.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
The n podcast network plays ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Now Uber have released They're Lost and Found in next
for New Zealand for for the last year now, these
are all the things that have been left in ubers.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
If you hear it so. According to Urban New.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Zealand's data, eleven o'clock at night is the most forgetful
hour of the day for New Zealand writers. It's followed
closely by any time between five am and one am.
No five am, oh yeah, one am, proving late nights
early starts at prime arm times for forgotten belongings because
people are going home past, going home.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Past or heading to the airport early for early fly.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
And how cute is this. The most forgetful day was
Anzac Day, like a lot of dawn like probably old
mates going to dawn services.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
And they're thinking about the soldiers live.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
There, leave there baying it in the back seat or something.
Auckland and Blenhim have been crown New Zealand's most forgetful cities.
Crash It and Wellington followed closely behind. Now the most
unique and interesting items that will let we like here we.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
Go Paul q.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
A pool cues. Maybe that was on Anzac Day to
the old boys are down the ras of Pine and
Paul unfinished burgers.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Hayley looking at you, fished burgers?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Would do be respectful and not edinburgher in the car
put it down?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Wonder if anyone leaves behind this secondary burger? That's fair
Galli Bens have been left in ubers, a vacuum cleaner.
Somebody left a number plate wow, and an uber. I
don't know if they were ripping off some number plates
and at the car park. Yeah, up behind they liked it.

(43:41):
Drive away with someone else's fuel. Somebody's left to go
pro a bicycle. I don't know how you leave a
bike in an uber? How do you not like in
the boot and then a little foldy at once with
the little tiny wheels and you say we're running it
and you're like, yeah, they put it in the boot.
Can I say that fall down bikes? Yeah, there there's
a lot like a bike. I think biking all good

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with a bike.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
But when it's foldable, you just come so yeah, like
nobody is having the handle down into it and take
it up to the office. It is embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Other things left behind a New Zealand ubers, a scooter,
a drone, a rug. Somebody has looped the rug, false teeth.
Oh yeah, this won't be your dad after he gets
his an apron a tint golf club. Somebody's ef to
gaming console. Maybe someone went around to People still do
land parties, kind of what the Soul aches for as

(44:38):
a Halo Land party with just some linked up xboxes. Well,
some nerds go on home and lift a yeah I
know the map I'm talking about guys, blood goat. There
was a little sniping camping spot also left behind. In
All Blacks, Jersey, the most forgotten items are phones, backpacks, wallet's, keys,
vape vapes and eggs.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
I don't know who's who's chasing them.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Vapor.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
If they leave that in an uber.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
You might have a you might have a legendary vape.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Yeah, it might be. You know, a custom vape.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
I've got.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
This was a hand craft.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
I inherited this from my grandfather, who vaped this vape
in World War Two.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
He was the first.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And that's why I vapor it on Ansac Day during
the parade at Forget. That's actually how they gave away
their trench location. The Germans just looked for the vape.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
They smelt marshmallows, and when they stormed the beaches at Normandy,
people thought it was a low fog.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The Germans were just the vansom out and comesome town.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
With ZM Podcast Network, What's going on ZMS fledged Vaughn
and Haley.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I live on the best street with the best neighbors.
I just love them.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
I've got a great community at my end off the street,
and in particular my lovely neighbor Brendan, who lives in
the house opposite me on the other side of the road.
He just he takes good care. Hear me, you know,
you must hear some things I sees and here's a lot.
But he's lived a life. Yeah, so nothing shocks him,

(46:11):
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
I want to know more about this mysterious character who's
lived a life so much so that nothing shocks him.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Oh he's brilliant. Used to tour with bands. There's like
a guitar tech and all this. He's got tales to tell.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
He has seen it all. But when I pop away
for just a night, you know, like a short stay.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
And my mum and dad aren't home, he'll pop over
the road and feed Rolly and give him a pet
and other stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
He's a good boy. He's a good boy.

Speaker 7 (46:38):
And recently I've been touring a lot and away on
the weekends and Brendan's been just every week and you know,
I text Uncle Brendan, can he pop over and hang
out with Rolly for a little bit. And so the
other day when I was driving home from Huanganui, I
was running late, and I said, would you mind popping
back because I'm actually gonna be late for dinner and
I'm you know, Rolly shan't shan't wait.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
And he said, yeah, I'll just pop up.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
And I texted him back and I said, you're the
best baby. Oh, oh, baby, baby's so intimate. Very do
you mean did you mean to type like brend.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Yeah, I went to go B and I must have
just been like a quick you know, like quickly before
I drive again, you're the best Bee or you're the
best Brendan, and it just it's hit baby, and I
sent it off and then I started driving and so
I had, you know, didn't realize that and they're going
to be sitch back and it was like a laugh
face and I was like, oh, I just pulled my
name a baby, and it's too intimate. It's really Intimate's

(47:33):
waiting to go back and do a bit of like, oh,
what's You're a legend?

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Thank you baby, Yeah, you're a religion.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Thank you baby.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yep Brendan.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Yeah yeah, Brendan.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
If you say baby all the time in text, right,
it's just putting it in.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
I must have just put be and it would have
just filled out baby because I just called him bee
or uncle Bee or something like that.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Anyway, God, anyway, I want to know when you now
he's not iPhone Ah's which it was hard to get
over at first.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah it looks.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Uncle bet. Yeah, sexties.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
I want to know when you tax someone inappropriately accidentally,
maybe it was the wrong person it was an accident,
you were like, and how long did it just stay there?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Because it's worse like you when you don't notice your mistake.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, for sure, because if you see it immediately, you
can be like oh oh typeo hahaha totally.

Speaker 7 (48:26):
Because I've we're on WhatsApp. I've got two chats that
are really always at the top. You two and another
person yea. And sometimes I'll text the other person some
things and I think, gosh, if that went to my
brother's flipch and Born.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
And I have this little edit.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
I know, but we're so active on the chat, it
would have been seeing yeah you know it hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Please double chick Haley, I want to go get to us.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
When did you text something inappropriate by mistake?

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Well, Haley, you're not alone in this. You're not alone
in this. God, Gabby, why did you text someone accidentally?

Speaker 19 (49:06):
So a little bit of backstory. I just I've just
changed jobs and on the weekend I noticed that I
was still part of the group chat for my old job.
Somebody popped a message in there and it came up
on my screen. So I jumped in there and I went, oh,
you guys need to kick me out of this group
and blah blah blah blah blah, and catch you later.
I hope you survived first week without me. And then

(49:28):
I left the group a couple of hours later A
bet I must have left that open in the preview
that came up on my screen, and I noticed that
it didn't say you need to kick me out off
this group, that said you need to lick me out.
It's a construction top me with a heap of guys like.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Group group, stay as group, because it could have been
a whole lot worse group.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
So was there a bit of light roasting?

Speaker 16 (50:05):
No left.

Speaker 19 (50:08):
Like I could see just up to where I'd left
and nothing more.

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Oh my god, you dropped it and then left.

Speaker 19 (50:14):
Yeah, and so I couldn't edit it. I could do anything.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I was like, oh my god, oh that's so funing Gabby,
brilliant stuff, brilliant stuff from you. Let's go to Kate, Kate,
what did you accidentally missage someone? Kate Darling, Kate Darling, Kate,

(50:37):
Kate might be in a tunnel. Let's go to Lucy. Lucy,
what did you accident and take someone?

Speaker 9 (50:43):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (50:43):
Long time?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Long time listening?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
First time call oh, hello, hello Dan.

Speaker 14 (50:52):
Many years just got into my first ever gay relationship.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Had to ring the bell for that one till I'm afraid.

Speaker 19 (51:05):
And woke up early one morning and sent a message
to my partner at the time, and you.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Know, early days, early thought, many.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Thoughts, many used, used language that I had never ever
used in my life before.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Sheians, bring it out of you.

Speaker 19 (51:31):
And told her about half an hour later, and today,
did you get my text?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
And you went no?

Speaker 19 (51:36):
And I said, you're kidding, You're joking, right.

Speaker 15 (51:39):
She says, no, I didn't.

Speaker 14 (51:40):
I said you did, and I looked and I had,
without my glasses on.

Speaker 20 (51:44):
Had sent it to a friend, a very straight friend.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
And had they read it to die? Have they read it?

Speaker 14 (51:54):
Got them?

Speaker 12 (51:55):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (51:55):
She did.

Speaker 15 (51:55):
She sent a message back saying, I don't think this
was for me.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
You're right it wasn't. And now I'll just take this
big hole and disappeared. Just jump.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
It's horrible.

Speaker 9 (52:11):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
That is dime die moment. Yeah, throw the phone in
the ocean. I would get a whole new number. Thank you,
sen Kate, Kate, someone's got an apology to make to you.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I wasn't going.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
To I wasn't going to say anything, which you were
there the entire time.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
You it was my fault. I have your right.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
We're just yelling at you. I'll forgive you. Okay, good,
you're good, Katie.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Now what what?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Who did you message?

Speaker 4 (52:42):
So? My grandparents had just learned how to email. I
was living overseas and I wasn't going to be home
for Christmas, so I was emailing my grandparents and I said,
I hope you have a lonely Christmas.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Lovely only only one letter probably on.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
No, I hope you have a lonely Christmas. That would
have felt it's quite evil to say to some elderly people.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
And did you not notice until they said something? I
did not notice.

Speaker 14 (53:11):
I felt awful.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
And you've never spoken to them.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
You know.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
They both died now, yeah, and they died knowing that
you wish them lowly Christmas.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Looking at the keyboard here, you could have wished them
a lobly Christmas. I think lobbley is better than lonely.
You reckon, Yeah, a lot more confusing. Yeah, amazing, Thank you, Kate,
thanks for sorting your phone out.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Okay, I meant a parent.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Your grandparents can bloody email you can't even use a phone.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I was meant to text the customers, saying I was
hitting to Hornby. Horny corrected, I am Horny. How many
do you happen to our Christis listens a lot? Yeah,
let's change it suburb to Horning Horney. Yeah, from now on.
Rhiannon says, I'm a corporate travel ation. I've lost count
how many times my clients have told me they love

(54:03):
me at the end of a phone call. Oh yeah, yeah,
I hit someone with a lot of information. If they're
all the booking and everything and they get to do
in that, yep.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yep, exactly. It's always when you're hanging up the phone too, and.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
When you go on your lap. Maybe I do, Maybe
I do.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Chloe said, my brother sent me a picture of his
paintis on Snapchat last year. Oh my god, horrifying? Who
her brother brother?

Speaker 5 (54:27):
I don't need to see Sam Speers.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I don't need to see that.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
That's like you just wouldn't even go home for Christmas, right,
Like that's a fractured relationship.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Like that's that you're never seeing your sister again.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I was a manager at a small company receive a
texture and employee saying as tenage daughter was sick.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I accidentally replied, I'm so sorry to hear your daughter
got dick.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Why are you sorry to hear that? I didn't even
realize until they replied.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
How often is your phone writing that over sick?

Speaker 13 (54:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Oh my god, all the time is writing instead of
saying bring a plate it ld corected to bring a slave. Okay,
so kind of party, different party.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
My boss text me one morning saying I love you.
It was funny, not awkward. I just couldn't imagine him
saying that to his wife, so I felt pleased for her.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Maybe it wasn't for the wife. Oh'suesay.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
I seen a spicy text of my mom which was
meant for my baby daddy instead full explicit detail, live, laugh, toasted,
Bath Sheldon.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
Good to have you back on the show.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I don't know if that's the same person as somebody
else has just adopted the manning of the show. That's
a great.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Oh my god, I need to tell you about the
T shirt I saw yesterday go on. It was, you know,
like the ads that were on before DVDs and movies,
like you wouldn't steal a handbag.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Blah blah blah. The guy had it was the same
font and it said this was at the gym yesterday.
You wouldn't steal a Venezuelan president. Wow.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
So he took opportunity at the gym to go full
political statement.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
But I was like, that's a great T shirt because you.

Speaker 7 (56:05):
Know, producer Carwen's just making your selections of our inundated
text machine company white email.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Five hundred plus people signed it off kind retards.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, brilliant yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Kind okay, yeah, because G is just below T this
that's an easy close. I messaged a valet asking if
they had availability to clean out my uterus because I
wrote you and it was like no other words started.

Speaker 7 (56:32):
Through letters a period of sorts, Yeah, a period of abortion.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Also, i'd call my ute a uterus.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
It didn't you call your you to uterus when you
how to use Yeah, yeah, uterus. That's a bit of
a classic. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I used to work at a restaurant and toll the bus,
so I had a good boinking for him at seven pm.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
But I meant booking, of course, but boinking.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
But did you though funny, this is so funny, good
you feel bitter that all I said, was called my number,
my neighbor brendan baby baby, Yeah, it's light.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
My mother in law was taxing your granddaughter.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I meant to say sorry for being the slackest grandma,
but it alto created from slackest to blackest.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Never apologize, never apologize.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Yeah, my nasomest gray and from time to time sign
off emails.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
They'll go without the it'll go without the ah. So
I'm getting off with gay.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Yeah right. Somebody changed their email order applied to let
everybody know that they were on anal leave.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Oh yes, I think.

Speaker 7 (57:40):
I'm going to do that. Actually we're out of office
tomorrow and say I'm away on a maybe maybe I am.

Speaker 5 (57:47):
You know, you know your business?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Does DNM podcast needwork? Play f Haley.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Fact of the Day A day Day, Day Doo doo.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Today's our fact of the day for Snake Week is
that despite the fact that we're always saying we have
no snakes in New Zealand, in New Zealand, we do.
We do have.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Snakes, sea snakes. We got sea snakes.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
It's days in the wild.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
We've got a yellow.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Bellied sea snake and three species of sea crete that
turn up in our waters. Most years to ride the
warm currants. But New Zealand doesn't have any land snakes.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
We don't.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Apparently when it broke away from Guambara eighty five million
years ago, apparently snakes hadn't even properly evolved.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Now, that's what I've learned this week.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Also, I forgured snakes have been around as long as
lizards and a tartar and stuff stood on them all
there was. That's that's that's a ridiculous notion. So of
course it didn't last. The dinosaurs would.

Speaker 5 (59:04):
Have stood on anything.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
You're right there, massive, Yeah, and the cold Tasman Seas
kept them out ever since. Do you think it was
just an update pack in the Earth simulation snakes? Well
we got patched. Yeah, someone was like, we don't want
we need some new animals. Yeah, downloadable content down there.
But I'll tell you what, Now that they don't have snakes,
you can give them a whole lot of ground birds. Yeah,
birds wouldn't have survived the snakes.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
The tallest dinosaur was about sixty feet tall.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Can you do that in a building? Sixty feet tall?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Six story building, six story building.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Tall building over there over the road from us.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
That's how big a dinosaur was so it would have
stood on a snake, no doubt, no troubles.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
But it's ridiculous, and on anything that was smaller than it.
Nothing smaller than that would have ever existed. But then
it's so big the snake can move in areas that No,
it's got nothing to do. Why there were no snakes
because they trampled them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Tara that was around. It wasn't. You'll find it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It definitely was.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Now New Zealand's got a no snake policy. You're not
allowed snakes. But then also on the spot they get.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
All don't smash it with the spurs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
So because it's under the Department of Conservation A classes
them as a vagrant native species, so that protected under
the Wildlife Act of nineteen fifty three, exactly like a
few or to Tara, so you may not feel harassed
or possess so much as part of one without a
perm it would easily get.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Uselessly.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I would easily spade a spade one of those.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
You were too born.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
You've spaded a couple of you know, pieces, but it's
not a piece, it's in native But I would But
apparently snake though they're likely to when they wash up
on our beaches because I remember there was one down
start of the year. Oh yeah, they do, mostly them
out of their misery because the water is too cold
for them and they wash up in like the beginning

(01:01:04):
stages and misery business.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Late. For my god, that was a long that was
so that was nearly an hour an hour ago. It's
misery business putting snakes down.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
No, Vaughnes was bitter the first time. And it's shameful.
You've tried to get.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
It's a wild it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
Also, you get used to the water.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
You're just going to stay in move around, you know,
I don't get your shoulders under keep moving, Yeah, that's
the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
And snakes don't have shoulders, so they can't get the shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
You're going to keep moving the trick of course they're
not getting too cold. So yeah, most of the time
they will be. There'll be there'll be a mercy killing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
Do they breathe underwater?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
See snakes? Yeah, they've got little tanks. No, but they can't.
They can't have tanks as they don't have shoulders. What
is the stopping them?

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Hook two, you idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
They don't have tanks tastes around hayleys.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
How they peel the tape, how they find the end
of the tape.

Speaker 7 (01:01:59):
They've got boody finger sea snakes, Spencer, They've just got.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
One of those little James bond ones. Yeah, that's just
all in the mouth compressed. The sea snakes cannot breathe
underwater the way fish do because they lack girls and
most surface to breathe air.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
Oh my god, how embarrassing to lack both legs and girls.
Get one shoulders and shoulders. You're such a loser, So
embarrassing snake. You know, actually what you're doing there is
I legal, you know, how to harass them. So I'm
going to need you to formal apology to the yellow
the yellow snakes. I have formally apologized the yellow snakes.
I'm sorry I harassed you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:02:31):
Having my nature.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
I appreciate this. Does it radio harassment count or is
it just all the beat public harassment?

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yes, of course it does.

Speaker 5 (01:02:38):
Maybe even were platform to publicly harass.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
The broadcasting an harassment of a snake.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Yeah, okay, this is an abuse of my job. Yeah
stupid SnO.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Okay, So today's fact in to day is despite the
fact that we're always saying we've got no snakes, we
actually do have some native snakes.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
Fact of the day, Day Day Day Day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
In podcast needwork.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Now I have this lock.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Here's a situation.

Speaker 7 (01:03:13):
I am supposed to be emptying out my garage, going
through my life and disposing of things that no longer
serve mabe.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
This is a combination a three digit comment four for
four digit combinations, right grain.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
So I'm supposed to be sorting my garage out because
I'm going to convert.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
It and into a layer, an underground evil layer, an
underground one of those. I'd love it real sign you
know him quite well in the current economy that you
can afford a layer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Oh yeah, your friends for myself. Yeah, she's well done.
She's got an evil lad she's doing very well.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
She don't want to hang out in the TV room
or pop down to the lair layer every time. So
I'm supposed to be going through this garage and being ruthless,
and I'm just too emotional with it all.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
I can't do it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
So what I've decided to do and is I just
get a strawaginy in it as a placeholder for a
couple of months, put it all in there, deal with
it when I have emotional capacity. So I got the
storage unit sorted out and they turn up and they're like,
you need it, you need a lock, and I was like, oh,
I I don't have a lock, and they'll let you
can buy one here, and I was like, no, I'm
not buy one here. Surely in this garrange i'll find

(01:04:16):
a lock. So yesterday I was like, well, get this
lock on the storage unit. And I found this lock
in my mom's car, and I was like, this will.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Be it perfect? Right, So did you much just adventures?
How much was the lock at the storage unit place?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Ten bucks or something?

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Probably would at a hard wister on the way home,
and got one the same one for like eight bucks.
But you know they'll get you at the convenience.

Speaker 7 (01:04:41):
Yeah, yeah, for sure. But now the only problem is
I can't I don't know the code. And I messaged
my mum and like every password to everything that she has. Now,
I've tried some obvious things one two three four one
two three four birthdays. I tried zero zero zero zero

(01:05:02):
if I go open, that's the weird thing. But it's jammed,
you know, So I've got to get the code to
get closed two four, So I've put two four my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
Now, I always said it was those ones to reset them.
You spun the you can't spin it all the way.
There aren't ten do it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Here? Past thousand possible combinations for this lock?

Speaker 12 (01:05:21):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:05:22):
How many hours left of the show do we have?
I tried funny ones. I tried sixty nine sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I don't think Pantsy's are sixty nine sixty nine.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
You don't think Patsy is sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I don't think she's a funny lock girl.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
Oh, I think she is.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
I think she's a What was the last four digits
of your phone number? Growing up?

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
Eight?

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
One, three three?

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
What's what's Patsy's pin number?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Where do we put it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Straight down?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Hair? Eight one?

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
I know it?

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
Have you tried Patsy's pin number?

Speaker 5 (01:05:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
And I tried mine because she knows mine, because she's
got my card over and bloody turkey paying for her teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
What have you got there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
That was the yeah? Because when you get it, you
can push hold on.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
Are you just turning it around?

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
It locks broken? Hayley, I don't know. I wonder you
just buy a proper lock.

Speaker 7 (01:06:03):
I refuse. I'm sort of invested in the journey. Well,
you're getting this lock combination you're going over, So do
you need the lock before you leave a lot? To
put stuff in the storage units? I was going to
say that would pass the time on a flight ten thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
One one try one one one one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
No, you'd start zero zero zero?

Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Have you not tried zero zero zero zero zero?

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
I tried these?

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Why would you have it a zero zero zero zero?
You've broken it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I think I might have broken your lot, But then
that's a sign of a bad lock.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Ye, yeah, it was just No, that's bad handling.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
It wasn't great handling. I just thought I could outsmart
the lot. But all I've done is out muscle the lock. Right, Well,
it's a cheap lock. You shouldn't be putting your valuables
in a storage unit with a Try.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
One two three Forge sedimentary. Yeah, she did did, surely
she didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
I didn't. I just thought my mom My mom would
have said this. Why would it be in her car?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
So it's got to be something related to Pats. Yeah,
could you try one one o seven? That's her birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
To liven right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Thank god, this wasn't on anything locked. No, you just
cut it off and you rather than trying ten thousand combinations.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Well, I think table ties on it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
For now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:23):
I'm not buying a new lot. I'm gonna figure this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Out then podcast network.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Well, see through loafers have appeared at Parents Fashion Week.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
You don't have me at any part of that sentence. No,
I don't have me at any part of that sentence. Loafers.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
I've never seen either of you in a loafer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
God, no, you and you won't.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Ridiculous boots in the kitchen just now they are, But
yeah they are. I would rather wear these ridiculous boots
because God knows, anything could happen at any minute, and
we're gonna need steel caps in the apocalypse and then
who'll be laughing? Who's going to be laughing for Ellen Smith?
We're not needed to be smashing like alien invaders. Yeah,
so this has happened, has happened Paris Fashion Week. They

(01:08:02):
are how would you describe them, Haley.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
They're like fugly. Yeah, there are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
It's Eve Saint Laurent that have done this as part
of their men's wear collection and it has horrified I
mean it's got people.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
The whole idea is to get people talking, right, I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Kind of like, who does that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
Balenciaga, Oh yeah, they make stuff almost to rage bait.
I think these are the most hideous things I've ever
seen in my entire life, not only because they're see
through and you can and I don't mean see through
in like a cool nineties Jelly's way. I mean see
through in that it's like you've wrapped a plastic yeah,
you know, sheet around them, and they're like pointed toe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
I wouldn't yea, I wouldn't even say loafer.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I'd just say it's like it's planted to it's a
dress shoe, a dress shirts see through loafer, so see
through town shirt.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Yeah, it's it's horrends. I can see every bit of
your tie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I mean, if you're into feet people, people might like them.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
If you're in horn, yeah, if you're in fet finish,
my thing would be And this was an issue. There
was a wild where see through high heels were a
thing and you'd have them like zipped up, but people's
feet were steaming them. So kind of like when you
would have like a roast chalk, you know, a bachelor's handbag,

(01:09:14):
and the bag gets all kind of frosted and sweaty
and condensation. But people looking at them being like, ooh,
that's your hot foot, Yeah against it and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Sat Laurent's you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Like shoes, I feel like we're done with them. Like
in terms of we've got all the shoes we need, sneakers, boots,
nice set of heels, normal, a dress shoe, you know,
a cowboy boot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
We don't need to be changing that.

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
I don't think we need to make this square long
pointed to I mean, imagine your feet in this. You've
got long feet, long toes. I mean you're adding a
clear point to this.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I need to hide my feet as much as possible.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
No, I think I It was actually call on the
show yesterday when you were saying you were a size twelve,
and somebody messaged me saying, you've got to call them
out on the fact that he won't let foreskin count
as penis lengths, but those toes count towards his telly
for a spot. That's absolutely a fantastic point.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
You're not allowed to hear what's measuring his foot to
the to the pad?

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Why reckon he's parphasize off of those toes monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
You're telling me if you've got a giant overhang fory
that that counts towards length.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
No, I'm not, but I'm just saying there's got to
be some sort of equilibrium here with how you do
your measuring.

Speaker 7 (01:10:40):
Well, it's that I think that it's discrimination though against
circumcised men, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
You can't pull the fury to make to ed lynth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
It's like these men with foreskin are playing off the
ladies teeth and at golf and we have to start back.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
That's right much, That's right much.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
You know, zoon out far enough on a golf course
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
It's not that, but the difference, yeah, exactly. I'm just
saying everything's relative.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Long Toes.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
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Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
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Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Fourteen Past nine producer.

Speaker 7 (01:11:26):
Shannon Lives a meth Manor and the Lift. She found
an entire spilled bag of rice just sat there.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Has the rice been cleaned up? I can't remember. No, No,
it's still there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:37):
The big piles gone, but the remnants are very clear. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
I just take a cup bets on each floor.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Yea mountain. I sent a photo of it to my
boyfriend and he said, did you take some? I get
a cup in there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
I like that about your boyfriend. Concient take it and
put it aside just for drying rice. You know, next
time something falls in water that should have gone on water. Yeah,
your precious jasmine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Well, no shortage of calls, because we want to know
when you spilt a large amount of something, not a
tiny or a medium amount. We will be deciding if,
in fact, you did spill a large amount.

Speaker 7 (01:12:15):
Yeah, and if you if you've missed the brief, I guess,
brace yourself. Prepare to be roasted.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Let's go to Emily. Emily, what did you spill a
large amount of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Well, I'll just tell you it was exhausting clean up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
She starts off with a good yolk. That was so
what you you work in the egg industry, Yes, so
this was.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
About four years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Now I worked for the company for like three years. Okay,
so you've got a twelve pack of eggs. Yeah, and
then and then a box is twelve twelve packs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Of egg one hundred and forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Yeah, yep, I.

Speaker 15 (01:12:53):
Dropped four of them boxes. Oh who was when I
very first started. I tell yeah, by the end of it,
I could do like on a trolley, I could do
four full boxes across without them falling. But when I
first started, wait, so you're telling.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Me five hundred and seventy six eggs, I had to
get out the calculator for this one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Four boxes of one hundred and forty.

Speaker 15 (01:13:15):
Four yeah, and that's nothing like a pellette would.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
Be like a full by four.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
Oh no, so did you panic in yourself? Well, let's
just make a big scramble, get a pan, get some chimes. Yeah,
what does it? Just get rid en off?

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
He gets written off.

Speaker 15 (01:13:36):
So I write it down in my little book and
I send it to my boss and they say, hey,
this happened, and they go, okay, I.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
Main accidents happened, you know.

Speaker 15 (01:13:43):
And this and this was just before the big you know,
like no more cage giggs all far so yeah, okay
it was yeah, sa sadly those checking stuff it's for nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Yeah, that's so true, range line true free range eggs. There,
thank you, Matt, Good morning. What did you drop a
large amount of Good morning?

Speaker 21 (01:14:05):
So I was actually two of them was one was
one hundred letters of engine or but this, this one's
actually better because that I was learning to be a
forklift driver when I was about nine years old, back
in the nineties when health and safety was minimal, and
I stuck the fork of the forklift into one of
those large cages which was full of one ton of

(01:14:27):
PVA glue.

Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
Did you roll it up into a ball on your hand,
make it make skin?

Speaker 9 (01:14:35):
No?

Speaker 22 (01:14:35):
It went across all over the concrete floor of the
transport warehouse and literally took about seven to eight months
to clean up continuous food.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Oh my god, you did that? Did?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
And you were nine?

Speaker 22 (01:14:49):
Yeah, my parents owned the transport company, so I was
just I was helping out, you could say. But yeah,
so I think it was around about eight hundred liters
of PVA glue went across the fport.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Good lord, how did you just sprinkle some blitter cut
out photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

Speaker 9 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:15:10):
Yeah, it's unbelievable because a similar story of mate used
to work as a truck drive and said someone put
the fork through.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
A bladder of wine oh yeah, like wow, but like
a huge bladder that was inside a container. Yeah, and
everyone on their hands and knees, yes, slooping up the chardonnaye,
many boy, Thank you, Dana. What did you spill a
large amount.

Speaker 19 (01:15:38):
Of Well, it wasn't me, it was the dog.

Speaker 14 (01:15:41):
And I actually finned out a couple of weeks ago
about our notorious dog, you remember.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
You content content content.

Speaker 14 (01:15:52):
So she likes to get into everything, and this time
I was cleaning out the pantry and I'd left all
the dry goods on the bench, thinking they were safe
while I had to go and do this sport run
because she wouldn't normally get into cans of food or
dried goods. But no, she dragged a full bag of
five kilos of flour down the entire length of our

(01:16:15):
hallway with our brand new carpet, a full party of
flour in our daughter's bed room because she takes all
the food to the daughter's bedroom because the daughter is
who feeds her.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
That's so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
It's it's cute.

Speaker 14 (01:16:32):
Though, on No, it was not fun to clean up.
There was quite a few dice in vacuum.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
I reckon that would have screwed your dice in too.

Speaker 7 (01:16:42):
It's really I've got a new diyceon since if you
hadn't even a hair of moisture in there, that's past.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
It's based on your new tarpet as well. Dana. Thank you,
great story.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Graham. What did you spell a lot of?

Speaker 20 (01:16:58):
Well, let me paint you a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Here we go, Here we go, go, Graham, I love
this what we say.

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
Next?

Speaker 20 (01:17:06):
So it was when I was in the navy.

Speaker 7 (01:17:10):
And sorry, Graham, can we'll just get you to restart
because the boys are making People might not know that
Wattle was a paint brand for ye.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Really like yeah, yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:17:24):
So I was in the Navy and I was painting
the outriggers on the mast of the ship. The outriggers
are white, and I had a ten liter pail of paint,
so not a huge amount of paint hanging from the outrigger.
And as I moved backwards, I tipped it with my foot.

(01:17:45):
Now the outriggers at about twelve to fifteen meters above
the gray deck of the shop. No, and needless to say,
it took me about two clean sacs of eggs about
four hours to clean the white pain.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
You would have gone, I've seen what you've done there.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Yeah, I'm working on the.

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
The wasd you luck story?

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
No no, no, no, no, no, that was Graham. Don't laugh,
don't laught. It was crap from Graham.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
Thank you. Let's go to the Cole and Cole, what
did you spill a lot of?

Speaker 12 (01:18:31):
So when I was working at the milk factory plants,
I ended up lifting on the hoist one thousand kges
of milk powder.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
It was it bluetop or green.

Speaker 12 (01:18:44):
Top pretty much. It gets exported to go overseas, but
it was blue top.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
For my imagination.

Speaker 12 (01:18:55):
I forgot to hook it up to the pipe at
the bottom, which structed it into the machine. We're a
box and a thousand kgs of milk powder went everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Everywhere.

Speaker 15 (01:19:12):
I was in it to my knees and I'm yelling.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Experience in quicksand and then you're.

Speaker 19 (01:19:23):
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
You try to spit and then drink it, you know,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Milk sand.

Speaker 20 (01:19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:19:32):
Maybe the rice should join.

Speaker 14 (01:19:33):
Them with.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Maybe the cocoa factory could have a leak into the
rice and the milk to make some kind of like
an aunt Is pudding. Yeah, and then the milo.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Factory could have an explosion. Yeah, yeah, Raindow. I love
this stuff, Nicole. Thank you some messages and we'd even start.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Somebody said that they put a forklift through a bladder
they call it in the wine industry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Yeah, and spilt a whole lot of pen on one.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
I couldn't drink that much noir. Now, if that was
a save or a proscca, you'd be in there with
a cut. That's just a glass with a steak, yeah,
beautiful Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Or a glass by a roaring fire in central Otago.
I could do a couple of those. You know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
I'm actually hitting deer on the sweekend this sweekend, and
there's a lot of snow forecasts this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I might pop myself off with a pen on a
roaring fire.

Speaker 5 (01:20:33):
Are going to go to EMUs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Field who knows Darling?

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
For a divorce?

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
So the answer is no, God I would. I was
working at a dairy factory.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I dropped one ton of cheese sauce from twelve meters
high and wheneverywhere we had to shovel it out. My
nickname Brie Larsen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
It's really good, very clever.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
You're in this factory and all this cheese sauce. Are
you just going to scoop up a handful and have
a lick? Yeah, yeah, I would have just like a finger.
A lot of these allowed to do that when technically
it's not chee cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
I dropped a don't want to laugh, but I am
because it's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
I dropped a crate full of mixed spirits about ten
bottles at five in the morning when opening the cafe restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
I worked out, it's like a walking Long Island iced tea.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
For the rest of a thirteen hour shift.

Speaker 12 (01:21:30):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (01:21:31):
I tipped over a trailer load of cauliflowers that have
just been harvested to the fresh market.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
I seen a photo to your Instagram for reference.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Get her eyes on that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
That would be a lovely I don't want to do
your job, Shannon, but that would be a great on
today's pod one of those out of the city.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Yeah, job, I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Thought there would be a great social post.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Would that not be?

Speaker 5 (01:21:52):
I think she's the produce.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Telling me califlowers aren't sixty contents.

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
On the chat, someone said how much dog poo was
a large amount. I was walking my dead dog and
she wandered off. I'm assuming alive at the time of story.
In order to gain her attention, I threw a sealed
bag of dog poo at her. Unfortunately, I miscalculated thrust
versus distance, and the bag flew up in the air

(01:22:22):
and landed in a tree over the path.

Speaker 5 (01:22:25):
I was unable to retrieve. Said so scarpered.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Always wonder who was walking underneath when the biodegradable bag gave.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
Up the ghost to have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Fantastic Now, I would say that's not a large amount.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
Of great story.

Speaker 6 (01:22:39):
Ys laugh the ZNM podcast network fully silly little pool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
It is so silly, silly, silly.

Speaker 7 (01:22:50):
Bag si poo, silly.

Speaker 12 (01:22:55):
Silly, sill.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Silly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Do you exercise on holiday today? That's what we've asked you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
I saw an article about people going to Bali and
Barley Bari run clubs and early the yogas and the
pilates and stuff. Georgia Who's inn? Has the day show
coming up on ZM radio. Make sure you're listening. Years
you are you exercise daily?

Speaker 11 (01:23:25):
Right?

Speaker 23 (01:23:25):
Yeahliday and on holidays the same, Yeah, all the time. Actually,
when I've been to Bali, I'll go to those like
Big fancy gyms that they've got there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You're talking to the menu.

Speaker 16 (01:23:37):
Get rid of that dumb that's better. I couldn't hear myself.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
It was a magnetic menu.

Speaker 16 (01:23:43):
You've got to get rid of the minion crape around here.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
This is our studio.

Speaker 7 (01:23:47):
You got the craps around in your studio everywhere, creepy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
AnyWho.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Whereas I will exercise every day, then when I go
on holiday, even when it's four weeks, that's surrising.

Speaker 7 (01:24:00):
I exercise them very sporadically. And when I'm on holiday
and I don't exercise.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
So we're all different.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Yeah, you might go for a rune sometimes not really,
but yeah, sometimes it's a great.

Speaker 16 (01:24:12):
Way to run through the city and see the city.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
How are we?

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Friends?

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Like I just.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
A great way to get your phone monkey as well.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
Yeah, and you just end up doing lots of walking
on yeah yeah, yah, yeah, yeah you do.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
But you also don't like I've had my watch on
and be like I've don't walked around the city and
you're like, I've done hardly anything.

Speaker 5 (01:24:31):
Like seven thousand steps.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
You're like, okay, right, Well, sixty one percent of people
said no, they don't exercise on holiday, and thirty nine
percent of people said they do okay to me is Meghan.
Holidays are forgetting fat on new yummy foods and having
fun and getting extra aura points to those who make time,
but extra aura points to those who make time to exercise.
Cura Aloui says, I exercise my right to silence the numpties. Okay, okay, yes, literally,

(01:25:00):
the only time i have energy and time to be
super active is when I'm on holiday, so I will exercise.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
Actually fair enough.

Speaker 7 (01:25:05):
If you've got a busy work life, when you're on holiday,
you're like, actually, I've got to put a space stretch.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
Also, when there is a lot of eating and drinking,
it does feel kind of nice to have a little bit.

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
Of stuffer the same girls, I guess lovely. I eat,
drink and on exercise and I'm like, see again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Yeah, I don't mind, have see it. Grun to a
coffee spot, says Juliet Ill. On holiday, I walk like
two thousand steps a day. Sisanna, Jesus, that one really
came from nowhere. He sneezed the pizza. Hell yeah, open
up and swallow me with that. So that sneeze, I
think I'm throwing my back out.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Week. I need it all cases? Is I voted no?

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
But what about adult fun times? Usually there's a bit
of extra of that on holidays, and.

Speaker 7 (01:25:50):
That exactly it actually is, Cardio, don't Georgia, Georgia.

Speaker 16 (01:25:55):
Please, we don't please, So you agree that it would
happen for me love this.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
No, I'm not having any sex your sanctioned once a
month missionary only.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
Her husband.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Just to clarify, correct, eyes open, so you can't imagine
anybody else.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
Even blinking is like who are you thinking about?

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Thout?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Who you think about?

Speaker 5 (01:26:18):
What are you closing?

Speaker 9 (01:26:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
Who are you thinking about?

Speaker 16 (01:26:21):
I have to say, but the most off putting thing.
If I hit my eyes open or ham, I would
be like shocked.

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
It's closed. You got to get into it. You feel
the mood.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
Tomorrow next eyes open or close?

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
It's open, close, open, close, a majority closed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
No, you g have your eyes open because then if
you make them, if you do something that makes them
shut their eyes.

Speaker 16 (01:26:50):
So how long is it taken you to make them
shut their eyes?

Speaker 5 (01:26:52):
That's the she doesn't blame. I hope she doesn't blame.

Speaker 7 (01:26:56):
One day, one day he hopes to make a woman blink. Yeah, yeah,
we distracted today.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
An excellent excuse to get away from the kids.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
We're back to talk about exercising a holiday second away
so Georgia can shut her eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
I was in Fiji a couple of.

Speaker 3 (01:27:12):
Weeks ago, yet, Adam, and you could tell that everyone
hated the insufferable couple that ran around the resort every morning,
around not around the room. That's so many times it's Georgia. Yeah,
actually run around the resort.

Speaker 23 (01:27:25):
Well when Fiji, that's all you really do is run
through the resorts. You run around the golf course and
then you run around the resort.

Speaker 7 (01:27:31):
You literally just sit on your fat ass by the
pilan order another cocktail.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
What do you mean that's all you do?

Speaker 16 (01:27:36):
We do lives in the morning and then you have
the cocktails.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Guys, come on, I'm going to force my children to
be the run while we're on family on holiday. Family
one day, said Kate, Oh, mom, my husband does He
told me he was going for a ten k run.
Woke up to him still gone and did a cheeky
half marathon.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
Oh geez, that's what he said.

Speaker 11 (01:27:59):
He did.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
The exercise on holidays. There's a little per you.

Speaker 6 (01:28:05):
Said, yes, play z ends flesh forn and Haley men.

Speaker 7 (01:28:09):
Uh, maybe let's hate historically not all men blah blah
blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
No, not all men. Okay, we can start there.

Speaker 7 (01:28:17):
But historically you would say men were more often encouraged
to live a player lifestyle, have a bit of a
roster on the go, maybe be less inclined towards monogamy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
There's a big shift.

Speaker 7 (01:28:32):
Men are going full monogue, all monog In twenty twenty,
sacks that men are reportably ditching the multi date roster
culture and choosing one person from date one so they'll
they'll go match date, see it to its completion, whether
that's marriage, kids, in a mortgage, yep, or just one

(01:28:53):
date and it didn't go very well.

Speaker 2 (01:28:55):
I don't think they are.

Speaker 7 (01:28:57):
Yeah, so were they just saying that this is just
a debate that sparked online. A lot of people chiming in.
There was a guy goes by the name of Marcus,
not his real names, at twenty eight years old, he's
juggling to people, got too stressful, felt like cheating even
when commitment wasn't lockdown. A dating coach, Luanne Ward fabulous
name it just reeks of class sees the apps put

(01:29:19):
men on a rejection treadmill, endless swiping. They're like, eh,
it just overwhelms them, so they're going back to monogamous.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Yeah, I can get everyone's over a day.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
It's quite fun.

Speaker 7 (01:29:32):
I talk about this in my show Spelled on the
Prow the Roster. It's quite I enjoyed it great.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
I mean it was fun for you because you were
newly single. But for people that have been on the
apps on and off between relationships. Yeah yeah, it was
your first time on the apps. Yeah, which it was insane.

Speaker 5 (01:29:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and I did go insane and lots
of oh my god, their mind. But yeah, I suppose
if you are.

Speaker 7 (01:29:54):
Looking for something deeper, people are just refocusing on the monogue,
which you know I've made my feelings of about monogamy, clear.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Right, how's that going for you?

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Just think as animals? Sweet, it's not natural.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:11):
Yeah, there's so many fun things to see, but you know,
if you want to see and do see, yes, so
many fun things to see and do, right, but also
you know, get out there and find love and and
got on you.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
We're getting rid of the roster.

Speaker 7 (01:30:28):
Good luck with that, and and flinch you'll take on
the on the monoo I don't think people are doing
that monogamy.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
You you actually you're calling this study bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
I'm calling it slight. But he's also running a roster slightly. Yeah,
he's hap hazard sort.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Of, you don't think. Yeah, not a planned roster rotation.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
He's an agent of chaos. Sure, you know, just just
a just an atom bouncing around. Yeah, I land, okay,
a word for a roster.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
Look at you. We're proud of your home.

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher. But if
there's a new personal record off, how many of those?

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Did you count? Seventy nine of those?

Speaker 12 (01:31:07):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
All right, Well, if you enjoy it today's podcast, give
us a rate and review off

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
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