Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 29th July 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is for the Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod, brought
to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the
lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Haileyott's
two minutes past six and it's bloody two degrees Matt
and we've got another cold front, as Brenda just mentioned, imminent.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Go on hat us with us? You've got your year have.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Some low temperatures twice. Its the coldest right now, minus
four point seven. So it is actually this morning's not
as bad as it has been the last couple of mornings.
It was zero at my house. Yeah, like we're the
guy in the news said though there's a more more
snow coming.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
I love snow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Minus two and Hamilton at the moment, Balmy five and
Total six and Guzzi.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Six as well.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Christ it's one incresting. My parents not happy to return
from Hawaii to this. That's a that's a real shock
to the system. Yeah, poor them, Yeah, I know, I
really feel.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
It enough for low has I can feel my hands
fading from Paris.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Poor me.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
For you, well, when you've got the top six cent
dealing with the cold Top six signs that's the coldest
morning of the year, because for a lot of places
today is right, Is it the coolest?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I just wore I've got beer legs and a bloody
mini skirt on. I just don't know how to do winter.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
You just go from the home to the car park. Home,
you're not outside the office, Yes, to the gym, jym
to the home.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You know, I'm not outside. Next on the show, the
cold Play couple were not a couple.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
The cheating CEO and other work mate, wouldn't it who
were having a kiss? Yep, they'll be happy. They're sharing
the limelight with a new court cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I love you seeing this. I'll explain it all.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Next, the Fleet had cold Play.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Playing a beautiful concert and I've got a kiss cam.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Shoot up to one of the corporate.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Boxes and there's a little couple, arms wrapped around each
other having a canodle and they pull apart. They dropped down.
Even was like that was a weird reaction. Turns out
they're married.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Not to each other, not to each other.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
They work together and eventually they both leave their jobs.
Right because she was hr, he was high up and
this he was a CEO of the company.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
They were still weird about today.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
We kind of went on, I'm not reading in a relationship.
It was weird anyway, viral, so good, well, heat us off,
Heat us off. Because there was a TikTok creator named
Jay filming in Central Park and New York City and
he's filming around and he catches a couple having a

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little kiss on the park bench.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
What did you say?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
He's a yay, no, one man, one woman having a
little cursse. And so for some reason the stiptok created
starts roasting them a little bit and keeps filming them,
saying like, get a room, these kids around because they
haven't a good old mac on the bench. The couple's
like really startled. You should see this. It's so awkward.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
The couple, they're really startled.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
The man, you know, sort of smiling and no, I
stopped film and stop filming and stop filming. She's like,
put the camera down and put the camera down. Goes
up on TikTok sleuths. God, you know these internet sleuths,
they love it. They get in there. It turns out
that's Nathaniel, who was a forty five year old partner
at a law firm, and that's Kelsey, a twenty nine
year old associate at the same law film just on

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their lunch break, on their lunch break, not a couple,
and they are both married, both in relationships in the
legal industry.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
How did the internet find this out?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I know they're not famous, they're just in the same industry.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Just took one person to recognize SLOs Yeah wow, Okay,
so they.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Haven't actually commented yet, So it's like the coldplay thing,
like it's going to take a bit of time for
them from out not confirmed that you know, it's actually
a proper affair and she's still in their relationships, but
their behavior in this.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, also want to we've been caught. Yeah, when I'm cheating,
I like to do it behind closed doors fashion.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
When I cheat, I do it real on the down line,
so no one knows that I'm a cheater.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Cheater. But the weather is beautiful at the moment in
New York City, knows you you got to get out there.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You've got to get out there and like, what better
place for a kiss? And they, you know, the heart
of the city on a park bench and you're not
expecting that someone's going to be filming you an uploader.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
You know, I think when the Auckland Central Rail Loop
opens and bring affairs back to the city, do you think.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Something it's going to bring people back.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
People are going to be able to move freely to
park benches around Auckland City and spooch people that aren't
their partners and.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Abating because they won't need to park. Stressful parking as
it puts you off, because.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
That's that's so much of why I don't cheat is
because you can't get a park.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I'm going as you know.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
That it's a good park.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Do you think there needs to be some kind of
tourism kind of campaign like from the council bring your
illicit affairs back to the city. Back to the city
baby Fears in the city using a central rail loop.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You parking? That's beautiful, isn't it. We should pitch that.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Camp on Fears during the weeks. That's is not going
to cost you any more than fifty bucks a week.
That's good money for cheating.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Is this a silly little pole?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
You know?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Do you like to do your cheating in public or
behind closed doors?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
I'm always amazed in small towns and people cheating. They'll
go out for dinner with whoever they're cheating. I just
like town over sometimes and they're like, gotcha. And then
people are like, this is the closest tire restaurant. We
all come here. Yeah it's too small for that, but yeah,
you can get found out even in the big apple.
Is it?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
That's our advice? Bring cheating back to the cebe Does
that end podcast network? As I mentioned, the moon's full
at two am tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Here, this is just everybody with bad behavior. It's an
excuse for it.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Oh, it just makes it makes me wild.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
It's an excuse with the crazy.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
We are mostly water, you know, and the moon affects
the water.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's got to be doing something. Also, my late period
arrived yesterday. My late period, like I'm talking about my
long last period arrived again yesterday.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
My late stage period. Got those pregnancy test makers are
making some money out of your way.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Give another way.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah you're pregnant.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
It's no, you'll just run down. But anyway, that arrived yesterday.
Rage rageth within me a few other things to be
rageful about. And so yesterday I have this ugly box,
a big box that's been there for years to store.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I would.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Outside by the garage. Outside, those temporary became permanent solutions.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah, I always spend all this money on the front
of the house. And this I saw a piece of
crap with scraps from the renovations sitting there and painted
it black, you know, to try to sort of not
see it, just made it worse. And I thought, today
you die. And so I went into my garage, and
I don't know what I own anymore since the separation.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I know what tools are in there.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
So I start fishing around and I find a few things.
One I find an axe, Yeah, love axes too. I
find a mallet, big mallet on a stick.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I've got two of them.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Why do you have two? Cool? I a mallet? Could
you have not got one each? In the separation zombies
come though.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Mallets are going to be an underrated tool because just
straight on the Yeah, I don't have to give it much.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
You just have a long handled mallet.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Double two long handled mallets.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
That could be you and the apocalypse. You are one
on each other. What's that?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Do you have a long hand?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I don't have a long handled mallet? You do, now,
don't just give it to one.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I do have to go and have a look at
those edges, give it to give it to them in exchange.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I looked, and I looked at it yesterday, and I thought,
I reckon't can do it, don't get it anyway. So
I find a mallet, I find an axe, I find
I've got a screwdriver because it was full of screws.
I find a hammer, and I find crowbar.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Eventually pro bars fantastically underrated to the crowbar entered the
story too late, okay, and.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
I just raged at the box like at first, I
started hitting it with the X, and I quite quickly
learned that things blunt right, as I said to warn
in a message when I said you have a sharp X,
I said mine wouldn't fluff a pillow like by the
way you think you It just really wasn't giving a lot.
So I started underwall the screws as much as possible,
and then the crowbar was getting it. And then I
put like raging music on in the garage. I've got

(08:58):
little like speakers in there, had the rage going. The
sun was shining yesterday, it was so nice, was cold,
right creepy.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
You just created your own rage room. People pay money
to do this.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Because didn't we just get one in Auckland a rage room.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
I think it's the rage room you did? Did you
like they were like, wow, yeah, far out.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Yeah, there are a couple of Auckland now, but yeah,
I've been to one and it's so much fun. You
just like smash up a bunch of like dollar cups
that have been in a lop shop. It's not like
crockery and something. How much did do you remember how
much you paid?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Maybe like a hundred for two people, Hailey, dude, you
can you can be charging people for this.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
It's more at my house as well. That can be
absolutely torn apart.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh, I'd love it. It was so satisfying.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Fifty dollars for you half price. Oh, so there you go,
paid money. You just made money.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
The ride was amazing and also because it had been
outside what it was like you crank something off and
you pull it like this and the wood was soft.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It was all bending and stuff.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
That thing was estimated in like hours.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
It was so good. Did you feel like the therapy
worked afterwards?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Yeah, Like, no offense to my therapist, Virginia, but like
I got more out of that session yesterday than I
have for a long time.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Later it was so good and you don't have to
pay a couple of hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Well, I do have to pay a couple of hundred
dollars to now get a skip for the removal, because
it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
You get to smash a game throwing stuff into the skip.
I always try to smash things, and I'm throwing it
into the.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Skip because it's in some of it and sheets still
and pieces like that, like it's getting I was thinking
maybe born, like, if you've got rage, which I'm assuming
you do, you could get to get a chain saw
chain saw over. You could start hacking there. You don't
have any rage, really, no.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm pretty good.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
You could.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
You know the wars still tell and watch you guys,
be nice watching somebody else just rage.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
And also like there was it was hard work as well,
so I was letting you know the vocalizations.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Lord, your neighbors must think you're a weird cookie, real weird.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
A dog over the back fence barks and she's backing,
and man, it was just rage city at my house
and I felt dead.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Plays from the unmoderated comments section.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Despite full hydro lakes, there will be a short supply
of power. It's been a little while since we had
the rolling brown outs.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
The rolling brown out.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's not gonna be rolling brown No, but they say
there is strain on the grid. So there's strain on
the red because of the cold, very cold evenings, in
the cold mornings, everyone's getting up.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
They reckon the heaters. Is it seven thirty to eight thirty?
That's when the big strainers, because everyone gets up and
they're like Jesus cold, the heat pumple the heater on.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
You're under the blankets so you can fit. That was
mean this one, Like the.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Ear is cold.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've got an arm out and it's all cold.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
That's cold. That's cold.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I've got the top six signs that it's the coldest
week of twenty twenty six so far, number six on
the list. Your nipples could cut could cut diamonds. But
you're inside in bed with the electro blanket on. But
as you say, they're up and they're hard. They can
sense it, almost painfully hard. Do you know when your
nips get painfully hard? The nips are like the in

(12:21):
built barometer. Yeah, give them a little flick and they'll
tell you what the weather's.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Dad walks past on the wall.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Got to have that barometer, by the way, mounted on
a wall to the outside of the house. Won't do
any good if it's mounted on an internal.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
War It's not the temperature, is it.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Number five on the list of the top sex signs.
It's the coldest week of the year. You finally don't
want to work from home because at least the office
is warm without costing you eight hundred dollars a week
to heat.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
That's actually another I hadn't even thought about that, Like
wor it's warmer, You've but you've.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Got to weigh it up because working from home, you're
not paying for transport and parking.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
And you're in your track.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
You're slippy, yeah yeah, and your hot d just dy
yeah full slouch mode, camera off on those work zones.
And number four on the last of the top sex signs,
it's the Coldorsberg of twenty twenty six. You're a ZIMPI
is frozen solid side note you never got this cold
when you were fat. Yeah, God, anyone actually, anyone on

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the ninety six nine sex anyone on the GLPS Durassic
Weight Loss really feeling the cold?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, because you would wouldn't you. Yeah, I'm the warmest
I've ever been arguably so wait, you're actually.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Saving on heating, thank you, And that was the intention
the whole time game In that way, I lost number
three on the less of the top sex signs. It's
the coldest week of twenty twenty six. Your AI girlfriend
just broke up with you because your house is too
cold for her. Oh she's like, I'm out, No, no.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
No way, will not.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
It is freezing here, servers may servers number two and
the last of the top six signs. It's the coldorswerk
of twenty twenty six. You gave yourself fifty minutes and
the air fright to the frost.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, fair enough, jump on the old air fright.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I love my ear fright. So it's a great purchase.
That's so ugly, it's so cumbersome.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah they are, they are.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
But yeah, and one in the list of the top
six signs. That's the cold speak of twenty twenty six. Now,
I know we've as a show stated that's spitting in
the mouth is back for but I will say not
this week.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
You'll be but two in icicles.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
You'll be.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
By the time it gets in that few inches frozen,
very dangerous to get the icicle at the back of
the throat. So I will just give you your warning
spitting in the mouth this week. Just give it a
little bit of canoodles.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Though, stay warm.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Can got anyone to canodle with us? No, sadly, no,
he's cold. No one to.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Look at me like that. I'm giving in the I'm
giving one of these.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
A single little warm booty to shuffle up to.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I'm sure he could sort something out in the next.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
To come over on.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, I'm fine, I'm fine. That is today's Top six.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Does that m podcast Needwork Plays?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Has anyone been through a break up in the last
year or so?

Speaker 3 (15:05):
No? No, you both have so.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
No, I haven't many many, many, many many breakups, which
is what he calls it when he's like time by many?

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Is that a breakup?

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Okay? When was your last break I can't even remember.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Over a decade, right.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Closer to twenties. I can't imagine.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You're sort of at home like we were relationships over?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Were you around? What was he like?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
No, he was stoked, actually was holding him back, and
then he was just like I was very but you
were meet your lovely.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, lovely, lovely love dear loss. Anyway, well,
when you've been through a break I've been through a breakup,
and I don't know if you noticed this, but I
definitely noticed this. It was reading an article on enzied
here of my chosen new source.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yes, that was a KPI.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
That's about he never findspot.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
I read this on New Zealand here of my chosen
news source. Fantastic about how people notice after their breakups
that their social media of choice, so TikTok or Instagram,
the algorithm starts feeding their sadness. And I definitely noticed
this and definitely let you create your own algorithm. Yes,

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but they're calling it breakup toc and it's it's weeping montages,
attachment style, little memes, tarot readers, analyzing relationship breakdowns, when
your ex BacT schemes, all this kind of stuff, and
the algorithm starts feeding you all of this content, and

(16:57):
but you linger on it because you're like, oh my god, I've.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Just been through a brand and I'm sad.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Thus feeding the algorithm, and the algorithm kind of in
a way just keeps you sad for longer.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Until you kind of get out of it, and you
kind of get.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Over things like Latino goth beirdies a little bit more
to refresh.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I think my algorithm, what was your algorithm after your
marriage break up? The Latino go bedies. Yeah, it wasn't
any any anything else. This is like at the time,
was just with the actions mental distress with the Latino
goth betties before the marriage breakup.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah there was, but there was There wasn't Actually there
wasn't you know what gods got to kind of like yeah,
sad people, Yeah, projects, but they do project sadness. So
maybe you're actually right maybe why it became sort of
more goth latinos.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, well it can feel like TikTok or Instagram are
like reading your sadness, but they're not.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
The algorithm works by.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Tracking your watch time, what you linger on, scroll speed, likes, comments.

Speaker 8 (18:06):
What.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Nothing, being on your phone, but also talking to someone
and then you linger on the wrong thing and you're
chatting time and then I don't want that accident.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I've got talking to some.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
So do you know there are now digital wellness experts
people that look at the you know, the correlation between
how much time you're spending on social media per se
and happiness. We're saying it prolongs your grief. So if
you feed the algorithm that you're said and break up,
how you might have gone through the trajectory of a

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breakup previously without social media is now a longer experience
because we're on our phones all day just refeeding sadness.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So if you're breaking up with someone, or if you've
just recently been through one, put the phone down.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Social me TikTok came and they were like, it's kind
of our fault, like you're the one looking at it.
Like they said, the algorithm works if you don't want
to be feed the sadness, scroll faster.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
So they're textually probably how you can get rid of
all the Latino goth baddies in your feed if they're
bothering you. If they are bothering it sounds like they're
bothering you, let's not let's not go crazy.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Because you're overwhelmed the amount of Yeah, I know, but
you know they say, face your fears, to overcome it,
and I will, I.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Will overcome you.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
We're prouder.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
You're a brave point. I am brave. Thank you for
recognizing that.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Plase it in flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I want to know right now from our lovely listeners,
give us a call or a text to Rooney, what
did you throw out accidentally? Maybe it was something of
immense and portion, something that you needed. Because I bought
some speakers for my TV and I bought them ages ago,
months ago, and they kind of just sat there. But
when I got them, I unwrapped them to sort of

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look at them and got a look excited. Then I
was like, I don't actually have all the set up,
you know, so they just leave it there.

Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
I threw out all the packaging because I'm not a
package keeper anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I'm like, do you remember when we all used to
keep our phone boxes iPhone like.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
In the wardrobe? You've still got them?

Speaker 1 (20:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
No, no, no you did because it was before that, like
if you lost it or it got stolen, you had
to prove that you are the warranty.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Little liftlet was in there.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
I remember ages ago travel insurance like, do you still
have the packaging or something like that?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
What a storage? So yeah, packaging.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
The packaging was in the bin the day that I
got they arrived in the mail and so just yesterday,
months later, I was like, oh, I am going to
connect them, you know, I'm going to connect them up
to the Italian all this and I and I pulled
them out, and I'm like, where's.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
The hold you hold your horse?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Hold your horses? Where's the power cards? How I power
these things? And I was like to their phantom power
through what.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Like Wi Fi power, Bluetooth power and the main bar
speaker must Bluetooth charge.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
The no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I look underneath and there's a hole for specific power.
And it is like a kind of a cord that
you could buy like from you know, Pbtech or whatever,
but this is a specific one because it has to
sit flat so that the speakers it has like a
groove and a flat thing, yes, where the little clip
can go.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
And some you cocked it up.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I threw them out also having just put up those
same speakers weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Haley, you've got the same system, mat Did you also.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Throw out the screws that hold the speakers to Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Yeah, okay, you need to buy those because they were
in the package. Do you know what, I get a bit,
I get a bit, I get a bit excited with packaging.
Sometimes when rand as well does when box packaging or
anything you get in all the folds are perfect, things
are put in and lot.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Of the exciting thing about buying a new Apple product. Yeah,
packaging is insane? Is this is?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
And then oh my god.

Speaker 10 (22:07):
The saw because the Greek god of banging chilth cruls
in there as well.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
You needed to take all of them out.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
So I just took the speakers out in a flurry,
and I've thrown away two power cords. And then they're
specific and.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The ability to fix it to the wall, and the
ability to fix them to the wall, which I've just
learned from my friend Fletch.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Did you buy two new cables?

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Two new cables? And now I'm menage to go.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
They weren't cheap because they are the specific clicking right.
You can't just get the you know the one that
the the PlayStation are the figure eat one that's everything.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
So I went to the garage and I found a
couple old things that I don't use that foot so
they could technically be powered, but no they don't. It
doesn't work. So I've thrown at the power cords. Now
I've learned a thrown out of the brackets to actually
touch them to anything.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
But there would be a lot of people that do
this accidentally because a lot of stuff there might be
inserts into like styrofoam. You buy a package and you
forget you don't know the remotes in there.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Maybe as well you realized, you know me, you've been
doing a clean out and you're like, I don't need
all these papers, and turns out you've thrown out, you know,
your kid's birth certificates and maybe your marriage license or
things like that. You know, we're just we don't check
before we put things in the bin. Or maybe you
know you were putting the food scraps in the bin
and your wedding ring bloody fell off and into the
bloody typic guy.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, well eight hundred of dars and and would love
to take your call now you can take through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
What did you accidentally throw out? I'm an absolutely.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okay, so not the only one, Haley, Sarah, what did
what did you accidentally throw out?

Speaker 11 (23:43):
I saw first time call a really really long time
listener A have you?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Sarah?

Speaker 11 (23:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'd bet when you heard this topic you were just
like today's.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Yeah, so a few deficiencies and attention here they call it.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I disorder.

Speaker 11 (24:00):
I just call it being relentless. They a few years
ago moved into a rental, was given like a big
set of keys, and then a different version of me,
like one who wasn't paying attention, having a declanner. I
don't need these old keys. That must be a collection
from like all the years of it. They've gathered up
keys of course the first then and then first far

(24:22):
two years and I'm going to move out, and I
just think where if I put the keys, and I
was going.

Speaker 12 (24:29):
Like April nine keys. I thought I was facing like
lock changes per key.

Speaker 11 (24:35):
Thankfully mister Minute and the property manager who had a
photocopy so I could match up.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
But I just did.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Just recently, Sarah like I found a big handle of keys,
and I was like.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
So not they weren't keys for like the main door.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
They were all for the other like cupboards side never used.

Speaker 11 (24:56):
It was kind of an older house, so it had
lots of like bifold clocks, and they were all different. Obviously.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Yeah, I'm also off of chucking keys because I'm like,
you find it. If I needed them, I would have
used I would have used yeah, surely for old houses.
And then there is one day you're like, God, how to.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Open this.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
THO threw those keys out? Yeah we love a mister
minute zero, thank you. Some messages that no shortage of it.
A rubbish bag full of beanie babies, Oh collectors addition
babies now looking back some of the movie with money.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Most of them won't be with you.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Not if they were open out of them with aver
in a box. Beanie babies. What are beanie babies coming? No,
they just came, just came, r dog dog your beanie baby,
my brother. Throughout my mum's rolls, we got about a
thousand dollars cash. It was heading in an old suitcase
that got thrown out when we moved house. Didn't realize
until a few weeks later and it was gone. Someone

(25:54):
was getting out of anop shopping.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
At least it was just to the tip.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, what a waste. I had a Christian to your bag.
It was hidden in the cupboard. Dart Her husband decided
to clean out the cup and he thought, oh, she
doesn't use this bag. It's jammed at the back of
the cupboard. Must be sooner chuck it out.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Wouldn't even at least see the label don't.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Touch I had a Generation one Optimus Prime Transformer toy.
It got thrown out, lowest point in my life. Gen one, that's.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Their first trance worth money. Yeah, let me.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Funny these things.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
When you throw out something of someone else's it's never
forgiven because like, how old am I?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
Thirty six?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
I think when I was six years old, I was
with my dad and I was wearing a pair of
floral Doc Martians and I stood in dog poop. My
dad put them in a plastic bag and he chucked
them in the boot. And then when he was cleaning
out the car a couple of weeks later, he just
checked a rubber she chucks them in the bin.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
That's thirty years ago. My Mum's like, well, don't let
your father touch anything because you probably chucked them out
like you did with those floral Doc Martyrs. You're like,
Petsy said what your dad was like, I'm not dealing
with this dog poop.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
The highest priced Generation one, the most Prime that sold
was a Canadian release sold for forty five thousand US
dollars recently.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
But that would have exceptional, exceptional quality and good neck.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, exceptional quality, but you know, upwards of a thousand
UIs dollars for a collector to get one page?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
What what?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
What did you accidentally throw out?

Speaker 13 (27:25):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 11 (27:25):
How are we really good?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Top notch?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Thank you well anyway top notch?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I thought she said I not Oh no page, I
said top notch, but I'm not as what I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, she's got the week.

Speaker 7 (27:49):
Trust something.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
It was my partner's brother.

Speaker 13 (27:54):
He was moving and he used to look at Platypus
and he had lots of shoes.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Nice. Do they get free shoes there or do they discount?

Speaker 13 (28:04):
They get like a discount and then someone like they
get to someone else to get to discounts as well.

Speaker 9 (28:09):
My sister used to work there, so I.

Speaker 13 (28:11):
Used to get this counter too.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I wonder if I should have become friends with someone
that works at Platypus. Still can Okay if there's not
this time, is what you're saying. Next time you're in
a platypuss, be really nice to the to the server.
And then they're like, I think we could be free.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I think we could be friends.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
So he hit them in a rubbish bag.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
I don't know why, but yeah.

Speaker 9 (28:33):
You know where this is going.

Speaker 13 (28:35):
Clothing and they must have all gotten all his shoes.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Moved.

Speaker 14 (28:43):
Some homeless guy is fizzing at that rubbish if they're
the same size.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Only if they're the same size having just moved recently
in and out with renovations. It's very tempting and easy
to use big black sacks. Yes, oh yeah, moving.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
But you've got to be all over that because yeah,
they do look like rubbish bags. Yeah they do because
they are.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Especially you're moving out and some of them is some
of it is rubbish.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Yeah, you've got to be careful.

Speaker 13 (29:10):
You do you win all those shows.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Like probably thousands of dollars worth by the sound.

Speaker 13 (29:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, you had to start the collection from scratch.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Bummer.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Well, he's got a half price discount.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
There is this a plenty, puss because this could be
Fletcher's new friend.

Speaker 12 (29:26):
No, he's not.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
With half. It's got to pay full price. Shoes now, page,
thank you so much, some messages in.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
The I accently threw a box full of cow and
calf ear tags, brand new, untouched, worth eleven hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Oh geez, is plastic ear rings so much? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Did you out the grannie's false teeth?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I threw out my Grannie's false teeth.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
She put them in an empty coffee cup coffee like
a paper coffee cup without a lid, So I just
assumed it dirty and threw them in the bin.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Oh I knew a friend that had throughout the retainer.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, I've done that before.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And how much are they? Only? Like four hundred because
you go get.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
The molded and sent away and blah blah somebody said
wife was put in the click and click grosser as away.
Thought it'd be helpful and put the stacked brown bags
in the recyclingment. A couple of days later, when we
were slagging the supermarket off and not giving us our meat,
we found all of the meat which had still been
in the brown bags.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
How did you fold up meat without realizing?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Like, what are you have these big, squishy, heavy brown
paper bags?

Speaker 9 (30:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Yeah, god, the just must be the paper and not
the sticky beef inside. Well, this actually made me feel
a little bit better that I threw power power cords.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Do we want to know how much those power cords
constant around by?

Speaker 4 (30:49):
It was forty dollars, Like, I'm not stoked to pay
that much for a power cord. Oh, okay, if it
was a specialist power cord. I thought of them more
than that.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
No, I think it was that much.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, I think obviously if they're listening those on their website.
They used to people like Haley throwing.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Or a cat the.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Podcast network play in Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
What was the drink?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
The people were going crazy about that, like it's like
healthy colon and it was like soy sauce and do
you remember that soy sauce and soda water and something,
And it was like, yeah, it's not there's a new
Marl drink and I've just made it for us.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Were yet to try.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Okay, Shannon just sent through what that healthy colon was
bosomic vinegar and soda, not soy, have.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Soda water, some lemon.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Just have a delicious coke zero, grow up, grow up
and have a coke, have a monster white, I.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Have a left plass and just going about your day. So, okay,
this is a new viral drink. Apparently this is very
popular in Southern America, very southern a hot day.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
What we have here is coke, Coca Cola full strength.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
It's been a while since a strength. I don't even
know the last time I had coke was like it's crazy.
I never I don't even drink coke zero.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I get a coke.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I always go a frozen coke zero at non als.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay, Okay, I've had a frozen coke zero, or.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
If I'm hungover and there's nothing curing it, a cold
crisp can of like cherry coke or like vanilla coke
or something. So we just got regular stock standard coke
cold and poured into it some honey roasted peanuts and
apparently and it made.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
A peanuts floating in the glass. So there's the viral
trend with spicy like chili. You can do either, she said.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
She said, usually in the in the sale, they just
do it with salted peanuts.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
She said.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
The hack is honey roasted. That's her favorite. So we've
got honey roaster, but you could do it with hot
honey roast, okay, And you just poured what you do
is you sipper. It's supposed to be sort of like
a nice kind of peanut buttery salty treat with a
sweet and then you can chew on the nuts. Soap
chin chin a little little guy.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Why have you tried it already?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Worn?

Speaker 2 (33:11):
I tell you what I don't hate it, dude, I
do not hate that.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
All.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
That's okay. That's actually really young.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
So she said it similar. You have not any of
the peanuts yet, but it's so it's made like a
nutty nuts.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Kind of like a Reese's peanut butter because you get
the sweet from the coca cola and the nuttiness from
the honey roasty peanuts.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I mean, if you've got a peanut analogy, this is
not for you, I'll just say immediately.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
But sweeting. So I saw that's pretty good. That's yeah. Wow,
makes sense though, right because it sweet.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
And they said each other off, and you're having a
beer and yeating the peanuts and susta yeah. Yeah. A
guy yesterday and who's like my granddad taught me this,
has been doing it for decades.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
He had a beer, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
And he put in two teaspoons of peanut chili oil.
I love that stuff. And he let it sit for
a bit and then he was drinking it and it
was just like, it's game changing.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
What kind of beer lager?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Can? I didn't catch beer, it was it was chili
peanut oil and that worked.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I sort of.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
That's a vibe, guys.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
It's like would it work if you were, like if
you were into your dark spirits as well, like a
rum and coke or a bird.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I was just thinking that kind of reminded me of
that peanut but a whiskey that I like the sheep dog.
If you had a little bit of whiskey coke, salty
honey roasty peenies.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well, I mean trying that. I mean sweet honey roasted
peanis something something to try at the vending machine this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
If you've got peanuts and coca cola in the vending machine,
give it a go, because I tell you what, that's
really good. Like that's like a little fun, little afternoon
pick me up.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Do you want to finish mind Born? You really really
honing it? Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Does?

Speaker 5 (35:15):
ZN podcast Network, lay z ms Fleshborn and Haley?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
I don't know, is it weird? Tell me if it's weird.
Maybe it is, Maybe it's done. I don't want a
house because then people will think I'm weird, So tell me,
is it?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Where?

Speaker 3 (35:33):
It's been a while since we've done.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
This minute, and I feel like this one's kind of
personally targeted at me. Okay, someone that is known to
do this behavior.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
Interested to see what the listener makes about it?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Okay, so we need to help out a listener now
and judge is this weird behavior or not?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Oh? Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
And whether or not this happens in your relationship.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Okay, listener, we are going to need your feedback in
just a second.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Okay, is it weird? High besties, You're going to love this.
I'm in a new relationship, but it's going so well.
Big could be the one vibes that is, until recently,
I don't know how to bring it up with her
brackets lesbians with Yeah, we are the chosen regist session
for lesbians.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
That's a fact.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's a fact.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
That's the stats. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
So see, we've spent almost every day together since date one.
I've gotten very close, very quickly. So when I was
brushing my teeth and she came in and peyed while
talking to me, I was like, Okay, that's fine. This
happens now before bedtime most nights, and I've gotten used
to it. Yesterday, I'm in the shower and she comes
in again and sits on the toilet, does your business
and leaves. I'm not a pro, but like, can't you
piss on your own time when I'm finished with the bathroom?

(36:38):
Is it weird or am I just being weird about
something that isn't a big deal.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's not a big deal.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
I just we in front of it where she says,
did her business.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
A po we're a poem front apartment? No, you don't
do that in front of partners. No, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I think she just means a little wet and I
we in front of partners all the time.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
But she said it makes her uncomfortable. Now, I don't
know how to bring it up with her.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I just it's not it's it's it's it's I don't
think that's weird. You don't think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Some people would, though some people.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Find it weird.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
I've definitely is someone who pays in front of.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
My mom.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
What I'm sorry, what was your mum? When you it's weird?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, some every now and the n if I need
to pay, she's just rushing your teeth or something.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
No, I'm.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't pay in front of
my mum.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's in this new relationship.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I think I think the question should be is it
weird that a sub question?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Is it weird that Hayley does that.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
In front of some question? Ruby's already messaged in the bathroom.
Is not a group activity? That's weird?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Okay, now you can chat well your pee?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
What about after when everyone's doing their post admitted by doctors?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
You mean it for lesbians though different things.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
No, but it's still this is the whole of messing
around down there into the urinary track. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Yeah, Okaye said I've paid.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
In front of my mum, like Hailey, not a big deal.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
It's that's weird. That's weirder.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
When is it weird?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
You're mad?

Speaker 13 (38:19):
Not?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Is it weirding me?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Okay? Okay, okay, one zero zero?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
This is by the way, if you wonder where we
say three numbers, somebody messaged me saying, why do you
say three numbers and anything? So the last three numbers
of their phone just to have their name. So we'll
do the last three digits of their phone just to
identify the texture. I'm also a lesbian and my girlfriend
is sat on my lap while I paid, So just
being in the same room is not weird.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Oh, my god get a room. They did, it's the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
So someone said it's a point of contention in their relationship.
My wife seems to think it's okay for her to
do it in front of me, but definitely a no
go when it comes to me doing in front of her.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, well what are you doing? And when you're in
the shower just on the leg snake eve it fun on.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Me if we having a joint shower, that's it's funny.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, Well, we need a during a data Okay, we
need a definitive answer here nine six nine six text
in you can call us eight hundred dollars at inn.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Is it weird?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Is it weird that in this new relationship one of
them is continuously peeing in front of the other cheepers,
I can't keep up with the machine. And also side one,
is it weird that I put in front of my
mum because someone says this is a girly thing that
we're all okay, top in front of our mum and
their daughter. PE's in front of them. It's absolutely fine.
There must be a girly thing.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
A lot of people saying it's not. We need a
definitive answer is it weird?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Tyler?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Do you think that's weird?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
How are you believe?

Speaker 6 (39:46):
I certainly don't think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
My partner and I we have daily debriefs.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Any thoughts, comments, query?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Is going on?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Okay, discussed on the bog on the dog?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, needs the thing. If you live in a house
with only one bathroom room, yeah, and you're both getting
ready to go to work, you kind of have to
go to work.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Or getting ready to go to bed or anything like that.

Speaker 9 (40:07):
It's the one two bathrooms, so you can choose where
you want to go.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
So Tyler, my question is though, so you you draw
the line obviously a ones?

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (40:17):
Okay, This is what I was going to ask, because
sometimes when I sit down for ones as a sit peer,
you know, I'm there for the ones, but.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Oh, you might need to leave. See I draw the
line at that. I thank you?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Comes calling and you can't really.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
How long have you and your partner been together?

Speaker 14 (40:39):
For?

Speaker 15 (40:41):
Eight months?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Okay? Wow?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
How long did it take until you were toileting in
front of each other?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Probably three days? Three days?

Speaker 6 (40:52):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
This is how it starts, man, three days. So good Tyler,
thank you some messages. Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, it's not weird. They're just uptight. Sometimes I pay
when I'm talking to my son on the phone. You
guys will have paid on the phone him.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
What do you think? Is it weird?

Speaker 12 (41:13):
Absolutely? I'm not comfort it and married sixteen years and
still Number twos are a mass no no two?

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah? Yeah, number ones are okay. Number ones are okay.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Sometimes I think if you're just British, okay, but then
there's a limit.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Yeah okay, Well, yeah you're not the only one.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Came a lot of people saying this is weird, this
is I would never do this in front of my partner.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I don't want it to happen. I don't think it's weird,
but my partner do, so I respect his boundaries. If
one person thinks it's weird, you got to not do it. Also,
I definitely pay in front of my mum and my sister. Yeah,
my dad or my brother.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, that'd be even that'd be weirder.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
No, I want to pay in front of my brother. Well,
you guys, mouth cares up very nicely. I don't need
to be reminded what that area does. When I'm not there. Okay,
we'll keep your texts and calls coming through. We're going
to have a definitive answer. But is it weird? Next?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Now?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Now?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Is it weird? To tell me if it's weird? Maybe
it is, Maybe it's done.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
I don't want a house because the people will think I'm.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Weird, So tell me is it? Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
This is probably the most amount of messages we've had
for a bloody Is it weird?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Is it weird?

Speaker 4 (42:36):
The woman messages us she's in a new relationship with
another woman and we and we support that as a
show what huge chance born especially almost a passion of
hers and the newly dating but growing very close spend
a lot of time together as lesbians want to do.
One of them keeps paying in front of the other

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without sort of an Indian then announcement. Just sat down
and get a brushing teeth, showering and stuff, and our
texter is like, not my usual thing, Isn't it Is
that a bit weird?

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Or am I being a bit off?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Well?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Before we get to a yes or no definitive answer,
let's go through the text messages and collect them.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I can't speak for.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
The ladies, but at least when a guy does it,
he's got his back turned to your number ones. Wise
number two's though, we can eyeball you, and I don't
like that. I'm a mare for twenty five years, We've
got four grown kids. We've never paid in front of
each other. It's my husband's boundary. He watched me give
birth four times, but doesn't want me to talk to.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Molly's pare a nation.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
My partner and I do number twos in front of
each other. But the line is drawn at wiping. We
leave the room to wipe. Yeah, you want you leave
the room to wipe?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, Yeah, that's fair enough. White thing's embarrassing. It's like,
you know, when you're looking at a dog and the
dog shitt.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And it's looking at you.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
It's like, yeah, I've gotta look at you for security,
but don't look at me. Yeah, And then.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Dudes peck in front of it. Of other dudes all
the time, strangers. Even why is it weird for a partner?

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Number two is weird?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I think we've cotily, Yeah, thinking number two's is weird.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
This is a bit. The biggest argument I have my relationship.
We've never had an I've never had an issue with it.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
My mum and my sister and I've always gone while
let each other in the bathroom. But if my partner,
it's actually deal bracking. It makes the biggest deal to
shut the door if I leave it open, or run
out of the room if I go to do it.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yeah, it was weird for me until I had an
emergency c section needed help wiping afterwards, And now nothing's often.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah you've seen everything there, haven't you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Coming up five years, everything in front of each other
poop pee?

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh changing that right?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, yep, Okay, you guys are close. Do you know
what you wanted to find advance or anything? There is one?

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Oh my god, not weird to pee in front of
your partner. I female sometimes like to hold my partner schlank,
just because I find it quite fun to aim.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Would you get now?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
I do need to know. Would you get behind them?
Like you know when you're teaching someone to swung a
golf club, you get behind them and you show them.
Do you go behind the herm and rich around? Yeah,
but don't squeeze it too hard.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
I get it though, because it's like we don't have that,
and like how fun it is fun?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
It is fun, not weird, not weird specif like ladies.
I don't know if you know this, there's no greater
joy in life heating the toilet, asking to go and
there's a little skid mark that needs would have blasting
off the back of the boy.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
All the advantages of men have over woman. You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I reckon, that's our number one. That's our number one,
number one.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
So I said, I don't think it's weird pain from
your partner. I come from an open toilet door family.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
You know, it's slightly in favor of it's not weird,
but they're definitely there's definitely division of.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
It's not as close, it's not as close. It's not
as one side as you thought.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Fear clearly one way, but it's more split than someone said.
Your relationship arguably isn't solidified until you do. You know
it's I'd say it's slightly more in favor of, No,
it's not weird.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Slightly somebody was.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
A female used to pee and he come in bustling
one bathroom in the house.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
No, that's not cool. Yeah, I draw the line there. Precision.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
You don't splash my thighs. Yeah, I'm busy. So I
think if we had to draw a conclusion though this
is very split, well, I think.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
We'll come to the conclusion that it's not weird.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's not weird. The people think it's fine.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
We can now open firm.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
We need to play this one.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
You're all good, it is not weird.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
We've never do you think we ever have? Of course
that's weird, that is, but no, not today.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
The z M podcast Needwork plays z MS flesh Forn
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Been sitting on this one for a few days because
this happened the weekend. Okay, but I thought, save it
from midweek. Okay, when we're when we're starting, we're just noticing,
we're just noticing that the content tank just a little bit,
a little bit blown. It takes a dip on a wind,
It takes a dip on a Wednesday, dig a little deeper.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
So I saved this one. I put it away.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I made a sexy purchase at the weekend too.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, I can't say it on radio.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
That's all wild secret stock cod Okay, I've got a
hard advertise and I thought, absolutely well, know you the
same with the.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Far six is your pretty sixy went to Farmers. Okay,
here we go, got five new pairs of jocks.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Have you finally updated your undies? How old are your undis? Bro,
I've got undies. I was working it out.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
So I've got three Now I have three stages of jocks. Right,
I've got my brand new jocks and I'm wearing them
today because love. Yeah, okay, it's the same recipe.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It's the same pair. You don't need to tight your
jeans off.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yes, those are the same.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Hands off in front of our sets and h.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
I think for a sweety boy that's got a bit
of sweat wicking.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's it's it's it's not like cotton.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
No, no, no, no, there's some stretch and you want some
kind of sporty fabric for your your undies, you know it.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
There's a bit of that. A cotton, there's a bit
of that.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
So so I've got three stages of my jocks now,
my brand new jocks.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Then I've got my jocks that were my good jocks
that have now been downgraded. They might become a sleeping
jocks around jocks.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
The lawn jobs, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yah. Those sorts
of jobs.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Chuck your jocks off of that, and I'm thinking it
might be time to retire the oldest so five because
I always buy them in lots of five.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
By the way, I don't know if this.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Was forty percent off because they're thirty bucks. And then
when you get your your your forty percent off five
peers is one hundred dollars, right, nice, So I do
it in lots of five, and I've got new jocks.
I'm pretty pretty stoked on the new job. Today is
the first we're of the new jobs.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Jock.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
No, I don't like a new jock. I like it
a couple of months and when she's just relaxed a bit,
she's relaxed to you, she relxed to figure the bed
a little bit of a we're out, you know, a
little bit of a stretch.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Yeah, I do, I do feel that. But this is
a nice This is a nice a nice feel. And
I'm actually I think I've got a new pair.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Of sock and it's still forty percent.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Because I'm a jockey, undy girl, I guarantee that so
brief high cut.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, you can't guarantee the weekend, but it was it
was just purely coincidental, right, I had to go.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
To the mall, and you know, if I'm going to
the mall, I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Going to try to get everything I need to get
done for the entire year and one trip. So I
was like cool. I gurgled, and I was like, wow,
good special day, celebration for the old smithy.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Great day. Five pairs of jobs, honey bucks.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
In's Wednesday, fifth of August.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I'm it, you're in wow.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
This is this is not spawn con or anything like that.
No for either jockeys nor farmers. But I've got new jocks.
So this was the happy about it. This is the
Sexy ten personal break. This is the personal break where
we let the listeners in on an aspect of our
lives and make ourselves a little bit more relatable to
I don't think the listeners ever see your gross old

(50:21):
jocks sticking out the top of your jeans that you
had for like eleven years older.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
So I reckon I was because that's when I was
going through the real old jocks.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
I remember getting a couple of pairs of jocks when
I was training for a marathon in two thousand and nine. Vown,
that's so long, seventeen years old because I don't wear
them very often, right, I don't wear the women.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
We get told they when we start to bleach them out,
you know, right, he gives it a bit of a bleach.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
I started to start to thin.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Some thread.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Bear, there's some thread beer jocks. Not holes in any
of the jocks. They holes. I mean, I'm a I'm
a gentleman. I'll throw them out.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
But the like you hold them up to the line,
you can use them as tracing papers.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
You see straight through them.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I just can't believe you were momentarily single and still
rocking these old jocks.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Oh yeah for a while.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Yeah, you know, does the new girlfriend have a ever?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
She was on the jocks when I bought the new jocks.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Sort of shuffled him towards the new jocks. Yeah, she
was one that was. She actually googled it on the
wind we're going to the mall. I was like, let's
get everything done. It was her idea for the new
ONEI no, I said, let's get everything done in the year.
And I said, if the jocks are on special fingers crossed,
I'm going to buy some of your pairs.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
It was because I've got this okay to further and
dear myself as the sexy one on the show.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Okay, yeah, I thought we had to say.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
The debates concluded because I'm I'm actively getting real hot
at You're.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Right, Okay, Well it's obviously not Fletch with an agree
on Maga show the shows.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Yeah, yeah, there's got to be someone else there. If
this was a scary movie, I'd be the first one did.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Because they're like, yeah, get rid of the make or you'd.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Be the survivor.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Then in the last thing, you take off your glasses
and take your hair out of your ponytail, and you've
actually been a gorgeous woman all long. Well, the zombies
don't want to eat you because or as the show
sexy one, I'll further like just solidify myself as a
sexy one.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I've got to get a very very stiff back, and I.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Wake up in the morning and often I make this
noise when I have to bend down to put my
undies over my foot. That noise one morning it was
so stuff. I just kind of like hung the jockey
and like last sued my foot with you need to
get some I pulled it, but as I pulled it,
my toe got caught, and I tore I tore the
jockeys and and and the thin part of where where

(52:56):
the show jockeys the show sixty.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Yeah some Kelsey just message and it is worn yeap, yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Plays z ends flesh for and Haley.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
You haven't seen The Odyssey year, have you?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Man in the ims The tickets for the Imax keep
like all the good seats keep getting booked out weeks out.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
You have to do what I did, which was like
pretty close to the front, which is a lot in
the Imax.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
And then I saw American cinemas are putting screenings on
it like one in three am, like just to accommodate
the fact that it's been selling out for three three
hours long. So you finish that, grab a brick after yeah, yeah,
like just basically going just rolling into the next screening,
how one after the other.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
I mean, I saw it and I genuinely thought it
was phenomenal, Like it was just so enticing. It's amazing,
and you don't have to you don't need to know
the novel The Odyssey or anything to enjoy it. In fact,
go and Blind. But the character Penelope who's played in
this rendition by any Hathaway.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I'm not going with Anny. I'm going on your and Hanthaway.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
I know I'm trying to change because that's what she
Prefersanny because from the start to.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Get going, I know, I know, speaking of pronunciations, Penelope,
I knew a Greek girl whose name was spout that
and her name said Penelope, Penelope, which sounds more Greek.
Are you sure you went saying it wrong? It sounds
like you're saying it really really asked a lot. Well,
in this version of the name, Penelope is pronounced penelope.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
So hard, I'm now going to call it a penelope.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Well, I mean, the whole the thing is very funny.
The debate online people have been like, you know, Elon
must not historically accurate, you late, so which but so
the Cyclops for you is not a Cyclops giant was
not historically accurate because using American accents.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
It's just a movie, dude, you're just a move do
shut up.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
But anyway, Penelope, as she's pronouncing the movie, her thing
is she waits for Odysseus to return. He goes off
to war, you know, Troy, all that kind of stuff,
and she waits. That's her thing, and he says, if
I don't return, you are to remarry, and you're to
give Ehaca a king you know, and everything. You're to remarry.
And her love is so strong. She waits and waits

(55:22):
and waits for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
And then would you wait for twenty years? Well, do
you know who is presumed dead? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I mean back in the day, he could log onto
Facebook like be home soon.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, was marked safe and by the true horse current
location inside the horse and shut up, don't tell any.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
So they call it. There's a new thing in the
modern dating world. They're calling the penelope weight. And I'm like,
we've got to stop doing this women in particular, we're
doing this the penelope wait, the anxious hope and waiting
to hear from someone you like. Inten gen Z, women
say they've stayed up late, like late past.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Their bedtime, hoping for a text.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
No, waiting for a text, So you want to go
to bed, but he doesn't text you. See, you're like,
I'll just wait another hour.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
This is from a dating website that ran a survey.
Eighty five percent say that they yes feel they're court
in the penelope weight cycle.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Like come on, wait, I'm messaging me, they're not waiting
twenty years.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
Thirty five percent of people to say they're waiting to
be reached and can't recall the last time they felt
like someone's priority. Ninety one percent of people surveyed accepted
loneliness as a normal.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Part of life.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
They say it's conditioning, not choice. Women in particular rays
to believe that being chosen validates them. So we wait,
we're going, oh, you know, I'll just wait rather than
be like wait, you know, be clear with your intention,
just so we've talked about before, the chalants, you know,
like none of.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
This bloody nonchalance is out and a game playing, no
waiting to text, just text them the whole This is
so antiquated. Don't you think pursuing a guy, us being
the one being, you know, reaching out, looks needy and
we might scare him off. I'm like, no, you've got it,
You've got it.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
You don't piss around doing the Penelope way, which is
waiting years and years and years for someone that's probably
not gonna show up. Now that's not a spoiler of
the odyssey, that's not a spoiler the end. But you
know you're just sitting around waiting all these years.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
You could be at getting it, having fun, living your life.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Don't look at your phone. And also if you want
to hear from them, just message them. Could be bold,
be brave.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
It ends flesh for.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Fact of the day, day day day, day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
It's salt.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
We're here at Fact of the Day. Or because a
young man has been and France read a twenty four
year old book. It's about the history of salt around
the world and how important salt was to the world. Well,
I just actually saw a follow up post from that
young man. He's starting a sub stack and a weekly
video series where he does a fact of the week
about salt.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
No, that is your original idea and yours O L
know other entertainment platform has ever done anything somewhere.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
You don't own facts. I own facts either, Fat Lord.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
The Lord of Facts of the Fact Lord of Fact Lord,
the fact Lord himself, Lord Fact Quad. Well, today's day
is about places named after salt. Oh yeah, because salt
played Session and salt Burn, salt Burn it was Selbourne.
Even I don't have Saltburn was in a real place.
I don't think it's a real castle. I feel like

(58:52):
it would be a place definitely a place name gosh,
no inspectitious castle.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Yeah, I was a lesbist for men.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Is lovely and dry, so lovely and so around the
world as many places. A side note. You know a
salt pig?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Do you know familiar with a salt peg?

Speaker 4 (59:15):
The worst way to store salt the pets, right, I've
got my n I looked at my nana salt pig
yesterday and I was like.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
You know what terrible?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Sorry are you giving it away?

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Because driving two new leaves. Okay, it's coming back from
the brink. I honestly thought it was dead. It's coming
back from the brink.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
It's sort of cyclically though. It keeps getting hit in
the brink.

Speaker 16 (59:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, salt pigs are terrible. But you know, like they shouldn't.
You know.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
They're always in the shape of a peg, like the
big open mouths of the pegano.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
You look confused. I don't know what a salt peg is,
you do.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
It kind of looks like a little like tear drop
like that, but hole in it and it's just got
salt and you.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Just a little novelty and it gets all moist, terrible.
So it's not called it's not called peg because it
should look like a peg. It's the same as a
piggy bank. It's an old it's an old Scottish word.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
For an earth, for an earthen jar.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Okay, right, so they called it. They'd call that a peg.
So they'd make a small jar and you'd put your
money in it. They'd call that a pig.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Right. They got a grinder, he's a salt grind grinder? Yeah,
how often? Grinder every meal? Every meal?

Speaker 9 (01:00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Pretty much dry spell? Yeah, grind some salt? Yeah, too
much grinder spell. So there's lots of places named after salt,
a lot around Europe where the old salt mines are
Salzburg in Austria.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Oh does that mean German salt?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
It means salt fortress, you guys, because Germans they had
souls was their version. All of like English languages, the
word for salt always had essay l in it, right,
and then it was just the end that souls was German.
Italian it's sale sally and is that salt and pepper

(01:00:59):
love the Sally great hipopotera in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
And berg means fortress, whole start in Austria, Hall and Start.
I have been there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
It's beautiful and they've got a salt mountain they've got yeah, correct,
it's the name of ancient salt mines.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, it's this cute little village that they I think
that they model some kind of I don't know. Anyway,
it's beautiful, gorge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
What was the village they've modeled a you were about
to say, modeled something like a Disney Yes, a castle,
that know, that's the castle that's out of Yeah, out
of Munich, I think right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
The Solstuk River is literally means salt river, not because
the water in it is salt, but it carried Saltzburg
salt to the market down the down the river. In China,
the salt city jan Chen is named salt city. Jan
Ting is the salt pavilion or salt station. You got
salt lake city there, Americans.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Was the inspiration for frozen d for Arundel.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, and snow fell in that and snow's white, and
so is salt.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Everything inspector salt.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
It's like Kevin bacon, which and you can't make bacon
without salt.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Tags pork, pork and solt insult.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Selena and New York are they originally for Syracuse in
New York, the state of New York. That's the Latin
word for salt, because there was salt springs ground around there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
And throughout Africa there's ones as well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Is the salt for the old African languages, and there's
many places that start with that because of the salt.
Oh that looks gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Show me I love frozen. Well, you're not in town.
It's incredible if you if you're ever in Austria.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
You can't afford to travel. It's just gonna hurt, you know, because.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
We can go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
You've got a divorce and stuff might.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Go and you're not coming, are you? I mean you're
welcome to join, but you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
You could FaceTime me, you could be said and we
don't know what. You could take it to Aaron all
dress up like we can't aff sing the song I
will take you to why my pub?

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
I couldn't find any New Zealand places named after salt. Okay,
will you tried?

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
I tried. There probably is run salt film literally just
round the corner from us. What just trying to make
it a lamping out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Yeah, Saltyville this Sultan salt island called Salt Island.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Yeah, fourth island.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
So today's spect today's lots of places are named after
salt because salt is so important.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
In fact of the day day day day day.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
do do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Do do play Flitch Vaorn and Hailey nine six nine Sex.
Where is the worst place that you've got a flat
tire or the worst timing?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yes, yeah, because they're a ball like and even if
you're confident at changing a tire, it just takes so
much time. You might just be in the worst place
to get a flat tile, like you might not even
be able to move to fix it as well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
That's the other thing. Well, there was there's a website
space dot com and they share that seems legit. They
share the photo dot com. Yeah, they share a space
slot cover. That's a website with a lot to come.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
No just space though, how do they you know how
big that place is and how much's just yeah, how
they get the domain?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Now, Well, there's space.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
Photo of the day was of the Mars Curiosity rover,
which has put its cameras not on the surface of
Mars but down to one of its wheels, and you'd say, after,
by the way, fourteen years the curiosity rover has been
just cutting around, cutting around on Mars. This is the
first one I had landed as the other one before it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah, we must be another one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Have solar or is it some kind of nuclear battery
that goes forever? But he goes and docks at night. Right,
it's a it's a hybrid. It's power till it runs
out and then the nuclear battery comes in. So that
tire is like screwed basically, like I don't know what
it's made.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
It kind of looks like rubber but also plastic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Why didn't they change it before it got that bad?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
They can't. I don't think they can take a spear.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Why don't they go up there and imagine if.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
The boxes boot and he's got some space over.

Speaker 4 (01:05:32):
A should do something with us will go almost anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
We can't change that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Yeah, so planned stand. I don't know it does. It's
just I think pot around until it can't really Yeah,
so yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
It makes me sad thinking wall alone. Clunk clunk. Look,
you know what it's like when you get the trolley
at the supermarket with the bung wheel imagine around Yeah, yeah,
imagine that on Mars. Yeah, I know, everyone shut okay,
one hundred dollars at him nine six nine six. Already
getting some calls through now match worst place you've got

(01:06:09):
a flat tire?

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
More Team.

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
One.

Speaker 7 (01:06:14):
One morning, last day of UNI, extremely hungover, driving with
a friend over the old Victoria Overpass and being hungover
and not feeling well, I started to spear out the
window and all of a sudden the car started to
shut up and we ended up getting a flat tire
and having to pull over at the side of the
Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Harbor Bridge is so narrow, like when you're driving that
middle you're like hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
And they like find you even if you run out
of fuel on there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Like there, my friend blocked a tunnel from running out
of gas and it was less driving because you caused
all this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
That's not the same as a flat tire.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
That's your poor planning. You can't help. Why did you
spew up a nail or something.

Speaker 6 (01:06:57):
Felt like it?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yeah, so did you have to change it there or
did they tell you to get it changed?

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Absolutely we were able to pull over justin by the
will you come on by?

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Oh yeah, by the on Ram.

Speaker 7 (01:07:11):
Yeah, she didn't have any thing to change a tire
side to jump the fence and go down to the
what's it called the bungee jump?

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Yeah? Can I borrow you everything?

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Yeah, so lucky that wasn't you went in the middle, But.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
So thir I would have just kept driving. I would
have just kept on the start on the on the
rim match. Thank you Matt Wor's place. You had a
flat tire.

Speaker 17 (01:07:42):
She used to be a breakdown mechanic many years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
They're waiting for this topic.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
How many times did you get to a couple that
were in the car and they were just seething at
each other because of this breakdown.

Speaker 9 (01:07:56):
That was about a fifty percent ratio.

Speaker 17 (01:08:01):
Usually usually it walked up and it would be the
woman saying, I told him, I told him to pull over.
I told you I was coming out of the vehicle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
When he was running that I was looking for somewhere
safe to pull over. Yeah, she was like, I told
him to make sure the tank was full.

Speaker 17 (01:08:16):
Yeah, or he'd seen the YouTube channel about how to
be a mechanic and he thought he knew what he
was doing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
So yeah, of course, what's the worst place, like the
most inconvenient.

Speaker 7 (01:08:27):
So I had.

Speaker 17 (01:08:27):
I had one where it was on the side. There
was an old caravan and it was so close to
the to the lane, the active lane. I had to
hold myself inside the wheel well whenever a.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
Truck went past, because it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
No that was That.

Speaker 6 (01:08:40):
Was a bit of fun.

Speaker 17 (01:08:41):
But probably the worst one was a young woman who
just kept driving on the wheel until it literally went
through the tire and then started to go through the
wheel and welded the wheel to the actual car and
I couldn't do it off and I said.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
No, we've got places to be dude, you know, do
you not?

Speaker 17 (01:08:58):
Did you not happen to feel the wheel actually touching
the road?

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
She said no.

Speaker 17 (01:09:01):
I had the new Britney Spears album and I had
it turned up with you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Yeah, hard to know you're driving on the rims when
you cram and some.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Outside.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
That's so good, Matt, Thank you keep your stories coming.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
In nine six nine Sex, Delena, good morning. Where did
you get a flat tire?

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (01:09:20):
We got a flat tire in Kenya. We were in
the MESSI Mara driving through in a gep at dawn
to go hot air ballooning and we got a flat
tire and my husband he's a good guy. He said, hey,
let's stop. I'll give you a hand to change it,
and the guy went, no, no, it's it's line feeding time.
So that was a good idea to stay in the
jeeps and keep driving.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Oh, because they feed at dawn, don't they, the lions,
They get up before.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
The head of the day.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
Yeah, they go hunting.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
And yeah, but delicious bit of met next to a tire,
but a.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Bricky mate, So what did you do to someone around
on this thing?

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
Yeah, we kept clunking through the MESSI maha for about
like at least twenty minutes. That time must have been treadered.
And then yeah, just before we got to the destination,
we actually saw a lion with an interlope in its mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
And yeah, you if you'd got out to change that time,
Oh my gosh, well.

Speaker 8 (01:10:16):
My husband anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Yeah, yeah, well that's fine, that's fine. You're in the
jet exactly. Oh, Delena, amazing, Meana, what's it like? Goodness, Samara,
did I just popped them?

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Myself, most courtesy giggle i've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Boy, Thank you, Delena. Let's go to Christy. Christy, you've
also got a flat tire traveling whereabouts.

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
Oh, just about two and a half hours south of
the border in Mexico. Not ideal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
Yeah, okay, so like kind of middle of nowhere. Are
we in a safe area or not?

Speaker 12 (01:10:52):
Not really.

Speaker 9 (01:10:53):
We've taken a bit of a detour on a little
dirt road with like the logus potholes known to man,
which was probably our first mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Yep. We went a full wheel drive, well.

Speaker 9 (01:11:05):
Subaru all wheel drive, but like literally baloney skins were
tired bike. There's not much meat on those puppies, so
it didn't take much for them to blow shapers.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
And how did you get it sorted?

Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
Well, first of all, we had this so we had
the first flat tire and we had a spare, so
we popped that on and then within minutes, I shit
you not, within a minute, the second tire blue. And
so now we're like too down in the middle of
nowhere and we there's nobody around. We can't we don't
have phone reception, we can't call anybody, and so we

(01:11:36):
had to flag down a local villager and see if
somebody could help us.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
And did they did? You get a nice one?

Speaker 9 (01:11:44):
So we ended up over in this little teeny tiny
village playing with the village children. We happen to have
a little bottle of Caucadoras tequila in the back. And
behold somebody arrives with on a on a cord bike
with like ten kids on the bike, takes the tire,
it brings it back to the village. And I'm told
later that what they did was take a lot of

(01:12:05):
toilet paper, light it on fire, stick it inside the
tire tube and spin it really, really really fast and
somehow man bobbed your uncle tire fix.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Not flexed this time?

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
How long?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
But wait, but it wouldn't the tube have been No,
because it's not. There's no now because it'd be tubeless,
not the twoe.

Speaker 9 (01:12:27):
But like you know that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
On the beating on the tire, would they basically melted
the hole shut?

Speaker 8 (01:12:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Exactly right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Why right, amazing, that's a great life hack. Take not
the stars village. Yeah, that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Storm. I mean, like, what a horrible day. But like you,
we'll keep your ticks coming in. So many we'll get
to those necks. The worst place you've had a flat tire,
So many flat tire going up the Bombays on my
wedding day with three generations of family, all in a
seven seater car and and in your and in your
suits and gowns.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
He left early for the wedding because he had a
feeling something was going to go wrong, and in some
time up asleep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
So he still made it. Lots of time.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Oh thank god, Oh God, pouring with rain. Oh we
were moving house. The boot where the tire was stored
in the bottom of was filled with douvets, pillows, cushions
and blankets. Had to put them all on the side
of the road when it was pursing down, just to
get the spear out.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Oh, everything's weird. Now, everything's sood. It wouldn't be in
the mood for that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
You just yeah, I please don't ring, as I might work.
But when I was nineteen, moment from the West coast
to christ Church. I drove back home one week in
the swap cars with my dad. Once he got home
there and he said, how long have you been driving
around with a flat tire? I said to him, I
thought it felt different. I just turned the music up.
I had driven from christ Church to the coast where
the flat tyrant didn't notice it was rooted.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
That's the technical term. I just said. They drove past
a hurt with a flat tire.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
The hearst at my NaN's funeral and they left the
lights on the bathroom flat. So they went to start
it and it didn't start, and we laughed, yeah, you
had to jumps out hers. But the guy said, ah,
yeah this, We've had a flat tane come.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Up before him.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Loaded up the confin and turn around and there's been
a flat tire.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Jack it up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Did you read the post hospital berth? God, we had
just been at the hospital, my wife just gave birth
and as we left to go home, realized we had
a flat tire. Had to change it in the rain
with a newborn chilling in the back seat. Worst timing,
and the wife will be sitting there like I just
push out a human.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
You get out.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
I'm not getting out of it. You changed this car
up with me in it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
I've done enough today, I've done enough this life. Our
Kenna gorge, Oh, terrible place to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Rainy winter's night, no reception, no to pull over, so
just keep driving too mochow. I ended up with two
flat tires, two crack rooms, and a hole in the
bottom of the driver's door. Holy sh I'm guessing the
car was mean the places you can pull up not
really the boss's car.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
It wasn't even the car. Yeah, someone said the wineer.
We'm ot a hill and Wellington on the right lane.
So you're just ruined everyone's day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
The traffic is bad and all of Wellington because of you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I got a flat tire after my partner's funeral, which
meant we were the last ones of the wake. While
we were changing the tire, the kids are happily playing
and saw smoke coming from the crematorium chimney, to which
they all happily yelled, Look it's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
That's a grim story. I mean the great darks into huge, right.
They're going to grow up a tormented but funny man.
They're going to grow up funny.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
You feel if you've been to your partner's funeral, the
world's given you a laugh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I just couldn't I just walk
away and you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Burst out laughing and you just be like when it
rains a pause.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I'm very sorry to hear your partner. Yeah. Couple
of great by the way, guys, A couple of medals
in the last week while at the Commonwealth Games, silver
for Eric of fair Weather in the eight hundred meter freestyle,
a silver for Lauren Bruce and the hammer throw, oh
and gold for Zoe and the woman's one hundred meters sprints.

(01:16:19):
So isn't that fantastic? It's great?

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Yes, Oh I loved this because we've had lots of
swimming happening.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Are into the athletics, Yes, we've got.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Some athletics now. So the medal count for New Zealand
three gold, seven silver and three bronze.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
So they're fantasta.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
Or someone's just messaged in, Haley, what's the pre sale
cops down tickets, Dedric it's shimmy, all in capitals, shimmy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
You got your tickets yesterday, didn't you? Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Needwork.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
Play z MS flesh Onorn and Haley, silly Little Pool.

Speaker 15 (01:16:55):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Little Pole today deals with microwave meals. There's been a
while for me between microwave meals. Well, it's more just
reheating them. Yeah, I mean that could mean supermarket ones
or leftovers in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
The free Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
If you're if you're eating a microwave meal, do you
replate the food or do you just set it out
of the container it's in, or if it's leftovers, I guess,
do you just like rock it straight out of the
plastics of steamer.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
I reckon replate it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I only replate it, just spread it out and then
hate it. Yeah, because if it's in any sort of
like deep tub, you're gonna get a classic Bernie on
the outside, frozen on the mids.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
You do a mid midwester. Do you know what's funny
is like I would replate for dinner, not replate for lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
That's fair, you know what I mean? That feels more
like formality and as a family. Okay, Yeah, if you're
reading a microwave mel replate the food. The options where no,
I keep it in their original container? Yes I replayed
it before reheating, or yes I replayed it after heating.
Fifty six percent of people leave it in the original

(01:18:13):
container less dishes. Yeah, and then exactly they don't want
to be cleaning up, so just eat it out of
the systeamer or what it came in.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Yeah, for sure, Yes to bother with dishes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I replayed it before heating was twenty five percent, and
yes I replayed it after heating nineteen percent.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Okay, Okay, we're all living life differently, isn't that? Loveland said,
what is the point?

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
I will have dishes to do? Microwave meal, no dishes, So.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
She's thinking of the meal that you get from the
supermarsh already in that basic thing you microwave and then
just bin the whole lot.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
And then we shouldn't be using it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
We shouldn't be plasticing should be because it doesn't it
leaps into our bodies or something that's the least of
our concerns home. Yes, honestly, light leak away. What are
you going to do?

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeahah, other issues? Good luck in they're fighting everything else.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Hey, plastic, if you could just take out the stress
and the booze, good luck whiskey, it's the medal table
for what's trying to kill me? Yeah, first booze, the
undefeated champion, the plastics.

Speaker 6 (01:19:10):
And like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
What's on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
At work?

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
At work, it'll be a container, and then at home
I'll replate, as the workplates are gross and I don't
want my food touching them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I was also maybe it changes as well depending on
how many serves there are, you know what I mean,
Like if I've made a big spaghetti bowl, or something,
and then I've fridged the whole thing and I'm just
having one serve take out.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Take out. Samantha said, I recently purchased glass containers, so
I didn't need to transfer it, but if it was
in plastic, for sure, I'm transferring before heating. Yeah, okay,
I normally replate after heating because I'm normally having it
with something like a salad or additional vegetables. Also because
a packaging sup point after heating on a herb. It's healthy, Zachary,

(01:20:01):
I do all of these as it depends on what
it is. Crossover to warn as he's the man that
will have the most responsible answer for this.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Pole thanks a trusted man of the nature, trusted people.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Yeah, I put an onto the plate before I had it,
as I said, just to spread it out. Give it
a spread on that, Yeah, Emily said, totally depends if
the container.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Gives me the eck or not. That's a really good call.
That's a really good call. Actually, like how stained is
they steamer?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Yeah, make your call from container on a container to
contain a basis.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Yeah, good call.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
I'm all for minimal dishes, so I'll eat it out
of the thing. I've just headed it then it says Asha.
Ash said, replate, I d g a f if. I
don't give a fart if the if the plastic is microwave.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I thought you're going to swear there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I already unwillingly consume microplastics. I don't need to be
doing it on purpose. Yeah, all these people keeping it
in their your container and making me s Sarah, okay, pressure, Okay,
it has to it has to go on a different
container because it cools down faster.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
What do you mean if you take it out and
put it on a plate.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
I always remember my nan preheating a plate before she
put dinner on it, because if a cold plate got
food on it, it would suck the heat out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:22):
If she's if she's hosting a part in the in
the oven restaurants, they don't touch the plate it's hot,
just a warning for the table. Do you always touch
the plant to see how full of ship they were?
And sometimes it's really hot they were right, Or.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
When they like a hot skill it or a hot
plate like an Asian restaurant, like it can't be that hot, Tell.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Me it was that hot?

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
You just hot? Hot?

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Stiff says no, microwave.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
No plastic has ever been in my microwave, nor ever
be glass or a ceramic plant or bible.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
It's a higher standard of living. Does have a body,
you know, like no pure like pure.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
And yeah yeah, and looks freshy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
She won't have plastic beads from her body, bonny wash,
its folion and her body. I feel like when you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Look at me, you can tell them full of microplasts.

Speaker 16 (01:22:12):
Yeah yeah, you big MicroPlace. Yeah yeah, you must see them.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, hundred. I can't wait till there's
a one of those things everyone's taken. Peptide is a
peptid to flush out the plastics. I've got to get
into these pip time for everything. Yeah, aging, Yeah, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
There's a pip tide that gives you a tan apparently
very dangerous. Yeah, but what's more dangerous the terrible I
look when I'm white. Yeah, the microplastics being pasty, the peptide,
the booze, the sick. Yeah, everything's trying to kill us.
So if you're reheating a microwave meal, how do you
replate the food? And fifty six percent he said, no,
it stays in the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Original container the podcast Needwork.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Hundred dollars at is our number? Does your name cause
you problems? Did your parents give you a ridiculous spelling
of a name? Yeah, a really long name.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Yeah. I I have a friend that I marched with
for years.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Her name was Ko k capital K space capital o spacename.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It wasn't sure no, it was an abbreviation.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
It was ko would like said no and when we
would fly her passport is obviously as documented, every booking
agent would get it wrong or put a dot and
then it doesn't match.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
So that was a namy for her. That was yeah,
I bet okay.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Well, the reason we asked us this morning is because
a Colorado woman her name has given her issues because
it's too long to fit on her health insurance card
and it's causing claims to be denied.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Oh that I knew she is from Colorado. She is
called Carrie Anne Weinberger. Moreno, that's not too long, right,
but I know some real long ease.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
And yet for years she's been known as missus Weinberger.
But when she got married thirty four years ago, she
kept her maiden name and added the mino shut another
one on. But because it's really long. Her she's battling
health insurance because it's too long for their form.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Weird over there with their insurances.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
But also like I think this sometimes, you know when
you're coming in on an arrival card.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Yes, Paley Jane Sprow fits, but like there's not a
lot of room. It's much a long name.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
How's my p peeple. When you have to fill out
a form, the boxes are too small.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
You've got to do a little purple male one and
it's not enough. There's not enough for the bodies of boxes. Email.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
I'm like, I've got to put at gmail dot com
in here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
You've left me four. I ignore the name, I ignore
the boxes. You just free free forman and just rowed
on because a lot of them are scanned. They scanned
the form.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
I know more boxes provided place.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
I feel like this is why everything thing takes so
long for you, because it has to be done by hand. Yeah,
I've just heard from Maria Elizabeth, Karina Aranka, Giovanni Alangelo.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
She said quite quite a mouthful. I'd be like initial initial,
initial initial, and even.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Your name born like you deal with bad hand, you
deal with like people can't say it, yes, spell it
wrong all the time when you say it to my love. Lately,
I've really taken to like eyeball and them as people
look at the screen and then look at me, and
I'm like, I'm here a it was an online order
or whatever, go to pick something up and they go
vaga hana.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
And then they take their shot, and I'm like close,
you know, Chris Chris.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Parker's husband, Michael Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
Is his name? First name Michael, second name Michael. That happened?
Wait is it Michael?

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
M I c h a e L m I c
h e a L.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Because mother time was like, I don't know, they just
give them both. I kind of like that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Middle name McKay, last all right, Michael, Michael Chael, Michael Michael.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
For him, it would be having to say which one
goes first, the AE and then the EA.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
You make you sure there's spelt correctly.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Otherwise you're like first name Michael, middle name.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Things. Sometimes parents aren't thinking about the admin that they're
My friend.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Ana is only called Anna because her mum miss spelled
Anna on the form, and so they're like, find your.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Ana, Okay, I'll wait one hundred dars atma'm a nine
six nine sex a text in does your name cause
you constant problems?

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Jacks? You hate your full name?

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
I really don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Ye, Jack Jacks is just a little nickname.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
It's just the easiest way to go about it, really.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
But even then sometimes it's like, oh, is that with
the c K or is that with an X?

Speaker 6 (01:26:48):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
Is your name Jacqueline joe Ane Feenie, You're named after J. J.
Fenney in the full form, and you don't like having
to explain that story appearance.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
A huge fans. Wait, so it's j x.

Speaker 7 (01:27:00):
H.

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Yeah, the shore.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Give us the long one.

Speaker 14 (01:27:05):
Jackson million Jackson Milion's cool, it's cool like Maximilian, But Jacksonmillian.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
Is that a custom job or is that an established
name somewhere?

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
I really don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:27:21):
The only reason that came about was because Dad's one
of those people that always says, oh, yeah, a million,
a million percent that he's like, screw it, we're putting
it on the name.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Because there's lots of Maximilian.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Even the Maximilians go by max right like nobody wants to.
I've tried to look up the Jackson Milian nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Have you ever come in contact with another Jacksonilian No, never, Wow,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
I kind of like, how old are you Jacks?

Speaker 11 (01:27:49):
Can I ask twenty six?

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Twenty six?

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
I reckon it maybe ten years. You're going to come
around to it and be like this this rolls.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
I don't know about Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Milian has to fill out the part the forms it's
isn't it's a lot, Jackson.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
Did you ever long middle and last name?

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
Oh no, I'm like very human.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Normal first name is definitely something you give to you
a dog. But the reason my name is very Jacksimilian Smith,
Jackson million, jacksonmillion.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
I love it, Jones, I don't know. I don't know
if I hate that last night, that first name.

Speaker 6 (01:28:22):
I love.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Jackson. Thank you for calling through. Let's go to Ashley.
You've got a very long name, Ashley, Yes, and it
causes you problems, Yeah, for having to.

Speaker 12 (01:28:34):
Spell it out and I'm always having to shorten it
to just Ashley Lin tot. But my full name is
Ashley Nelly Louise Lynn top Browning.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Ashley Bellie Louise Lynde top Browning. Yeah, that's a that's
you've got, doesn't it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:52):
Sentence?

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
At that? Right?

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
God? It is, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
What were your parents thinking? Have you discussed this year?

Speaker 12 (01:28:58):
I have and my mum I seek. She couldn't decide
that whether I have my dad's or my mum's last name,
So they improvised and just had what if.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
You got married? What if you get married? Are you married?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
What if you get married?

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
And then your your partners, like you know, mean the
world to me to have that name in there, and
you've got to add and whack another one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
On Ashley No, no, I would get rid of it.

Speaker 12 (01:29:24):
My partner's last names tour, so we would just be Ashley, Nelly,
Luise Tour.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
That's shorter.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
It's still long, isn't it still?

Speaker 13 (01:29:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Your partner needs to propose quick. You must run out
of space on you must run out of space on
forms I do, I do, and I.

Speaker 12 (01:29:41):
Always just go by ashleim on top. But the hyphenated
also ads and you know another.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
There is that a problem booking flights because I was
booking flights through a friend who's got a dash in
his last name, and that the airline bookings don't like dashes,
don't even though I yeah, you can't use the dash.
You've just got to leave a space. But then that's
not what passports is.

Speaker 12 (01:30:06):
Yeah, they're always looking at like license as well, and
they'll just look at me and I'm like, oh, it's
just a yeah, more of the other ship.

Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
Well you can thank you for that, Ashley, thank you.
Let's go to Reuben. Reuben, your your name gives you problems.

Speaker 9 (01:30:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
So the spelling variations for starters so much so that
my mum put it on my birth certificate one way
and then raised me spelling it another. That's also a
Kenny Rogers song, so I have old ladies sing it
to me often.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
So it's the sandwich too. Yeah, it's a good sandwich,
beautiful FAMMI.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
So my first name legally it was Ruben Jamesben James. Okay,
that's that's for Kenny Rogers song. But my mom's selling
it wrong did end up the consequence of me getting
a warrant outs my wrist when I was older and
later life.

Speaker 18 (01:31:06):
Oh my god, why so naughty boy got a few
fines and I was paying them, but I rang up
to here to find summary and they ended up with two.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
Files for me, one of the way I spelled my
name and my legal way. The legal wayhead warrant outs
my wrist.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
So, Reuben, are you on this? Did you pay your fines?

Speaker 18 (01:31:30):
Here?

Speaker 3 (01:31:30):
Are you on the straight and narrow?

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
Now you're going fine free? And they merged bo file
so that won't happen.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
The files. Reuben Kenny spelled an r e u b
e in. How is your spout?

Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
Yeah, so I'm spelled r e u b e in.
But my mum put it on my best to get
at r u e b e.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
N. Rogers landed.

Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
This kind of opportunity didn't lead you into a life
of crime.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
He might have gone to taste for the bad boy life.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Yeah, okay, just.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
One moment, sorry, one moment, Ruby, just listening to some
Kenny G Kenny Roger.

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Sorry, not near enough clarinet for Kenny y G. We
love Kenny, Okay, his mom still a big fan.

Speaker 6 (01:32:23):
I don't know she's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Yeah, I imagine, I know. When I askedaid, I was like, God,
I hope she's not dead. And she is, yeah, God
Christ Sorry, sorry, sorry about that, Reuben.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
At least that gets she's with Kenny Rogers, though mom
might be up in heaven with Kenny Rogers.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Heaven a bit of a you'll never guess what my
son's name is, Kenny. I love that, Thank you, Reuben.
All right, some.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Messages in Sorry to hear about your mom. Yeah, my
mom's still alive, but I don't think I'll ever be
able to say out loudly no no, no, I don't
know she's dead.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
I think you've got to move on.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I'm sorry to hear about your mum to v Sean
Van Sean v e a U.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
So that's likeshon.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
That's almost like the show so Voe vo shan. You
can see we're having trouble with it. Yeah, somebody else
said I just answered anything. Really, my name can be
said a thousand different ways, so I just always say yep, yep,
that's me.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
We've had a Letitia message and my nana was Letitia.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
Letitia. Yeah, teachers say Titia, lets go by.

Speaker 2 (01:33:37):
Yeah, my name is Timpani and I work in customer service.
So a list of names customers called me. It's currently
at twenty different names. I don't correct them. Point I'm
never going to talk to these people again. Yeah, Nona
did my mum dirty and told her their name was
Alessandra Diana. Mum's got my Sandy. Your whole life turns
out of birth certificate states Diane, Oh wow, get a

(01:34:00):
few curve balls on mums mum's way. My name is
another Leticia, and so I just didn't I would say,
looking at Letitia that you get a little Latidia. Yeah,
that's she gets Latia. There's another spelled different.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
My name is Anika, I get and Anika angela Anna.
I was a kid. When I was a kid, another
kid said, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
To call you vinegar. That's very cute. Tennessee like the state.
You can imagine my problem. You can see there with
you appearance blah blah blah Tennessee whiskey.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Now I remember this person.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
There's a TV presenter in South Africa called Scott Scott
Scott Birst named Scott with one on the signing off,
I'm Scott Scott, Scott Scott Scott's is my favorite TV presenter.
When Scott Scott, what's Scott's.

Speaker 3 (01:34:58):
Presenter? Scott Scott's a house side name is action man
on a reality TV show. Okay, right, remember here.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
We've also heard from a lot of that's a different
accent Irish people. Vorn Sire Barnes absolutely circus.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Play in Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
I reckon I might have been on the receiving end
of a little bit of an f you last night.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
Oh yeah, I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Do you like you've told us a few stories lately?

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Do you reckon? People have had enough? Do you reckon
that like people are? You're not as likable as you
perhaps think you are. What I have been reflecting on
this as of late.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
I used to pride myself and being a very likable person,
being very amicable, friendly, above and beyond.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
I really I like to be liked, and I do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Feel like it's getting harder. Yeah, because people to be
around me. You're getting annoyed by everyone and everything. You're
not hiding your feeling And I.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Think because the way my life is shaping out, I
don't have a lot of time to be pleasant anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Okay, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
So yesterday I went to a pub for dinner because
I was just running late, had no food in the
in the in the kitchen that I wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
To deal with, so that whole just making things I well,
I had a babel this morning. Everything in your pantry
was going right until yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Yesterday was not the day for it, and so I
was like, well, let's go to the pub and you know,
just get a quick, little easy dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
And this is a pub I've gone to so many
times before, but not for months. I went off pubs.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
And went to this place that have been a thousand
times and got one of the dishes I've had a
thousand times, like one of the dishes that I will
get every single time, no doubt. It's a starter, someone
that no matter what I'm getting, that's coming with me.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
Is it the it's a pub, it's fish fish fish fish. Yeah,
smoked fish dish. Okay, call that's.

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Right, smoked fish dish. I always get this little thing.
And the plants started arriving yesterday and I've had to
put down tired and stuff. But it's my favorite dish
and I eat it and it's just immediately too salty,
like it it's fine. Sometimes it's been over saltshit and
I and I said to my friend, I'm like, can
you try this and tell me if you think it's

(01:37:25):
too salty?

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Like am I being.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
I'm my pellets off to doing And he was like,
oh yeah, no, no, that's pretty bloody salty.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
And I was like yeah, that's too salty. And I
was like, man, I've really been looking forward to this.

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
So and I don't usually do this, but the waitress
comes over and she was like, how's everything. I was like, great, man,
everything's great. I said, Oh, it's just that's really sulty,
like more SALTI and I said, I always get it's
my favorite dish, so yeah, and she was like okay.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
And I was like, so, can you ask if I
could get a new one. Let's punch back the soft yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
And she was like, oh yeah, I'll just go talk
to the kitchen kitchen public kitchen. So the kitchen's right there,
we're an eye line.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Oh no, see, I just want to eat salty. No,
it was so salty. I hate waiting to ruin my meal.
It's some real salty meals.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Like yeah, yeah, I'm like too salty.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Come on, I love salt anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
So because she goes to the kitchen and I'm just like, cool,
we're going to go, yeah, you know, eating the rest
of the thing. So she comes over and she goes,
I'm so sorry, like we can't. We can't do like
a fresh one because it's kind of batch made, you know.
It's like a like a dip a batch made, so
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
It is salty.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
It's salty.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
It's a lot salty.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
So she's like, we'll just take it off the bell
and you want to order something else, And I was like, yeah,
that's fine, and I order two.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
Little meat sticks. Oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
And then the meat sticks arrive and they and I
take a little bite of the skewer and it's really
under salted.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
A right, okay, yeah that is that's an few meal
and it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Is under saltiic and I and then I say to
my friend, have a little noble, tell me this was
under salted, isn't it always like?

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
But at least now salt. You can put your salt on.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
So I go to the table next to me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
We don't have salt on our table.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
I go to the table next to me and I
get the salt and I crack it on and I
look up and the chef she's looking at me, and
she has what I have I discern as a sort
of an air field in her eye. Yeah yeah, good,
And I think she thinks, huh, you think that was
too salty when I give you no salt at all.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
That's what I think happened. Yeah, looking at you.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
She was looking at me putting salt on the meal
that I got it as a replacement for the mill
that was too salty.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
I mean, in her finness, she probably didn't want to
touch your salt because you'd complain.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
I think she thinks that the salt was fine on
the first dish. And I've got a rough Pellett, so.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
She's she's gonna go here you go, no meal taste,
take that, take that, see see you later.

Speaker 3 (01:39:54):
I don't have to stop you there. That's copyrighted.

Speaker 2 (01:39:57):
She's a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her lintigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars if she does
the same for this pot.

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
Yeah, and then she tells all her friends and if
you're listening, maybe it give it five stars as well.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
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