Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd August 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast network. This is from Fleshman and
Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets. Good morning,
Fleechhorn and Hailey. Happy Monday. We're in August? Whose we
are third of August already? Fine, it can't possibly be.
How did that happen to me? That's all right, we'll
be all right. Eight o'clock this morning. Big announcement, that's
all I'll say. Eight o'clock. Be listening, big fatty announcement

(00:27):
on our hands begat and I tell you what. The
people will be excited about this announcement. They want to
get these hands on. Oh no, I missed out what
we're given away eight o'clock this morning for in the
top six. Yeah, YouTube's band. Some ACMR channels a saying
the noise is too sexual. So this is AACMR. Right,
What does it stand for?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Audio sensory magical randomness.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, the up close microphone sounds of black purples autonomous
sensory meridian response are relaxing static like tingling sensation. The
tip he starts on the scalp and moves down the
neck and spine. Yeah, good morning. Yeah, you hear people
eating and YouTube said it's some of its two six

(01:12):
the ones I do like those that good fingernails for
it at the moment. That's nice, that's lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
But they're saying about horny.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Well, the top sex sounds are deemed too sexual, coming
up from the top sex. Okay, Hill, next on the show,
excellent show. Don't you're pooper wing already? I don't believe
this news for a second.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Beg but remember him many sightings over the years.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That photo always green. This is Bigfoot though they're making babies,
and continue in the she left the line, she left him,
she divorced them. Have you seen them? Yeah? Yeah, have
you seen him?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
He is.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
The mess.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Well, we've had a big Foot sighting in this one,
I would say, I would argue it's the most credible
sighting to date.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
The fleet worn and Haley big pod.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Tell you who's excited the b f R Bigfoot Researchers Organization.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, here we go, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
They're calling it a level A sighting because of how
descriptive it is.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, so there's no photos. That's just going on someone's description. Yes,
okay with me, darling, stay with me. No photos all
over hang on, hang on, hang on, and the only
person in twenty twenty six and I have a camera phone.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
On them on early hours of the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Okay, Richer feeder, he's thirty years old, so he's not
an old coup, you know, losing it bloody in the
bush says he's been out in the area for a
long time. This is the Pachog State Forest in Connecticut.
It's the state's largest forest, twenty six thousand acres of
thick woods and wetlands.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Early hours of the morning.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Gave a very detailed account to the BFR row at
which they are saying is credible and not. And the
BFR ro was saying that he's not lying about what
he saw.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
He's what They meet with him and they're like, this
guy's telling the true confirmed. Vibe check, vibe check, credible.
Had the mushrooms worn off by haven't done a drug
test while we do. What was this guy doing in
the deep forest?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So he lives nearby, and he says he often would
hear the snap of a branch in the still of quiet,
and he was like, something's out there.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm here.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm losing faith with myself. Someone's gonna believe it. He's
out there, right, He's going, what's out there? Can't be
Wildlife's something odd going on. So he goes out and
he starts looking for this thing and he sees hype
built eight to eight five feet tall.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Okay, that's not a man. I've never met an eight
foot five tall man. And you'd remember that, and I
would bloody you got You got all giddy when Steven
Adams was at work last week, didn't you.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I sort of weirdly walked out of the office and
made my T shirt a crop top to get to
the car park.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, it was odd, bab. He was in the middle
of a partnership with the Warriors and you know, youth
development and yeah, and helping out underprivileged kids get into
the sports. And Hayley's like, check out my nungs.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
You chem nungers make a small crop six for eleven
beast eight foot five eight point five feet tall bi pedle.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
So he's standing he's on turn my pedle.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I see because because by pedals that one you get
at the rint them at the beach, and you get
two seats on one bicycle. You either give me a
girl and a boy, or a girl boy or a girl, girl,
boy boy.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Broad shoulders, unusually, unusually long arms, right carthens here, coat coarse, matted,
greasy looking, long brown here, covering nearly its entire body.
On the face, you always get no. I'm just saying
it's not a human. I've never met anyone like that,
and i'd remember face. The top of its head seemed

(05:04):
to cone up slightly.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
This is typical bigfoot, cone up slightly, classic bigfoot.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
It had a jawline he described as one any pugglist
would kill for boxer.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Pugilist, pugilist, it's an old word for boxer. Take one
on the chin.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
He was driving home to Rhode Island around one forty
five in the morning, about two hundred yards from a
friend's cabin, when the thing jumped out of the woods
on his right and crossed the road in front of him.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
He had to hit the brakes. This is why I
could get his phone now.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
It never looked at him, just kept going into the
woods on the other side. His own words, make no mistake,
this was not a bear. This was a cryptid. And
afterwards he said, once you see it, you can't unsee it.
This has opened up a whole new can of wombs
for me?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
What else is there? Photo? Know what a bargeray? This
is the thing?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Right, so last signings over the years, there's been twenty
nine big Foot sightings we know the image.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Are they never around this area though, I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Know it's been in other areas?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, so yeah, but it makes sense that if he's
so heary, he'd live up north to keep warmer in
the winter of it down south it'd just be oh yeah.
But the thing is like, we've got these great phones.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
We've had them for years, I know, and all the
Bigfoot sightings or twenty nine of them over the years,
are that grainy ass weird looking thing.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah so, but.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're calling a credible fletch.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah right, wow, this is like one of uibo stories
eighto point five feet now, that's true. I want to
know the latest signings of the Canterbury panther. Where's that
thing where?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Yeah, for a while, I have a little later sighting
of the can Terbury panther.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's so cold at the moment. It's probably in a
cave or something. I'd imagine it's like we're too cold
told sneak out there.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
When the last time stuck.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Into someone's house and sleep in front of their gas heater.
Yeah or fire yeah yeah twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
In earlier it doesn't seem to be any fresh.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah. Maybe hit by mar We CAMPERVNK by some German campers.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, in support fronts plays it ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
What is the right time to ask people to leave
a dinner party at your house?

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Obviously if it was just doing dinner and like we
weren't having a party, party like getting on it and you.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Know, yeah, that's why I said dinner party. Yeah, midnight,
mid night Jesus Christ. Ten at the latest. At the latest, you.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Have dinner at sevens.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
You're eating for an hour and then you're on your chatting,
maybe play some games after or whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Midnight, we have more drinks.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Around the fire. I would have thought nine. No, although
we we just worked crazy early hours, so we're a
bit different.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, I'm talk going to Saturday, remembering back to being
a normal person.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
But even if it was drinks, coming over for drinks
after work or whatever on a Friday Saturday out by
midnight midnight. Some messages nine six nine sex when he
asked them deleted someone said eleven o'clock. Nine to nine.
One said ten unless it's a work night. If it's
work and I don't even think about it, nine thirty,

(08:29):
I'll start doing the dishes to ensure the house is
empty by ten.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
This was an article Metro, the British website looked into this.
Yeah okay, and many said by eleven they felt that
they were wilting.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Wilting by eleven.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Ye, welting by eleven, but a very popular one, and
apparently more so in recent years after the guests have
helped clean up.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh, I hate that.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Leave those, Leave those, I hate that. I'll do them tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Now, don't come to my house and clean you're going
to do it wrong things or maybe stack things on
the bit or something.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I don't mind. A big like you get out the
big plastic black rubbish bags and you and everyone pittches
in and we're cleaned in two minutes and then we're out.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
How good when you have been like a big thing
like a barbecue or something.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
You do paper plates?

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know it's wasteful. Straight in there,
straight in the sack. Yeah, that good stuff, straight out
on the road.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
People also recommend sitting an up front time to leave party,
dinner at seven, done by ten like that. Guy also
said it works well for me. He just puts some
of his pajamas and people are like, oh, we're done.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'm just gonna pop to the toilet, come back in
your in your little nightcap with your little candle.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
In Japan, there's a drink tea soaked rice. It's kind
of a drinky pud. Okay, that's a that's a it's
time once you finished that, it's time indication. Yeah. Out
there they are good with their social cues.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
The tea that's our one a yeah, well, a cup
of tea.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
The Germans had a phrase have only treated in twenty
twenty three each you wouldn't mean near something something I've
been visited enough, as what they'd say Germans, and just
like get out of my house. I haven't been visit.
Visiting is over. You should make it.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
You should that should be yours now, but in English,
but in a German excent.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I have been visited enough.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Sitting around I have been visited enough.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Should we leave? SUT's a bingle an etiquette experts says,
start stacking plates and taking them to the kitchen and
people should get the escalate to vacuuming near their freet
or spray and wiping the table.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh no, that's but he means if you're going to
play a game or chat or sit around and have
have a wine or something.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Well, so these people are your friends in your house.
If you say, I think that's it, Like, come on, guys, Yeah,
you're just not going to say no, I'm tired.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Anyway, guys, I got to call it. I'm feeling a
bit tired.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, and then you'll get it. That's that's a nice one.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
But I kind of feel if you're too awkward to
ask them to leave, maybe those aren't friends to like
keep invarting around.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
We would be whether or not a listen, it's ex
Haley is normally in the corner of the room partying.
You got a bit oh.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Plays from the unmoderated comment section.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
This is the top six. Hi there, Well there's an
article saying that you that was Hi there. Welcome toys.
The SMR top circle it's got a ACMR voice on
YouTube has apparently banned some ACMR artists and taking down
others content, accusing them of making six ually gratifying content.

(11:42):
Now the examples that are given and I've had a look.
Seems to be targeting females only when they.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like finger the pushy ones.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
You know, it's like, so this is it's bunny, she's
one of the people. I got a level their fletch. Yep,
I am gonna show you one from you. So this
is the video. She's put this on her Instagram saying

(12:09):
this is the one that they took down, that they
took down. How she is like her? How else to
listen to her? And why she's left YouTube and she's
not going back. So how how do you explain a
CMR videos to those that don't know? It's noises and
it's it's it's recording the noises really closely and quietly. Yeah,
and it's too invoked that tingly feeling you get sometimes

(12:32):
people just have a voice that just yeah, and you
just get a little bit like do people use them
to go to sleep or just relax everything everything? Yeah?
And you know, I dare I say it, some people
would yation. She's kind of talking like, yeah, okay, so
here's another one that rose a CMR. She got bamed. Okay, yeah,

(13:00):
I can having a makeup brush down a microphone, which
is just.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Breathing, and breathing is a part of collectivity.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I just this weird to listen to. I'm not super
into it. What was she feel like? She sees a
shush birch at one point? I'm mist heard that. Well,
I am also affected. Mr Okay, you often say to
me Vaughn, your voice relaxing, they say, they say, okay,

(13:40):
one of the most beautiful voices and radios. What people
one of the award for its my kids when I
say shush birch, go to sleep to them immediately. Is
that you're right? Well, here's the top six sounds that
apparently got me banda my A channel on YouTube. Number
six on the list. You know my famous video when
I when I drank soup o your ESTRONI it was

(14:13):
chunky soup. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, people listen to
your AM channel. They do. Okay, soup was my big cellar.
Number five on the list of the top sex as
in sounds that banned from my YouTube channel. Palm clapping,
keep your fingers out of it and just give it
a bit of this. Well you could does it, Tony

(14:34):
much effort to clap that you have to grumb it. Yeah,
I can do it without a grunt, but you listen.
Not as good? This palm clapper and that got bad.
I can see why you've been banned. Really yeah, okay,
inappropriate number four on the list. This was just this

(14:55):
was actually a paid co lab with woolworts. Oh okay.
One of my some marstands that got me banned from
YouTube was my Donking ushies. Oh donkingushes, Well they just best, guy.
It's an on the mic, on the mic, don't don't
them again.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh it's crappy, it's rubbery.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
One of those ones kind of sucked into the other one,
didn't it For a second, there was visibly disgusted. We'll
upset the girls. Upset the girl, I can see. I
don't think we'll always want to be associated with us
born Okay, we just got w worth number all their

(15:41):
advertising to come near fortune number three in the less
of the top six. As the mars sounds that got
me banned from my YouTube account. My YouTube account, I
was blowing my nose. I thought it was enjoying the tissue.

(16:03):
Why is it? Why is it so too?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's squeakheads?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Tighten there og? Yeah, yeah, you so you've got a
tumor as well. Convinced she's got a tumor.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I've had unless I've got three pets.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
That's what I call possible chimps. Number two on the
less of the top six A mark sounds they gotta
be banned from my ace in my YouTube ac can now.
I've gotta be very careful because last time I did
this on here, I smashed my phone. Oh yeah, armpet farts.
Oh yeah, I did it again. Sounds like you're not

(16:49):
sweaty enough. It's quite quite slappy, isn't it. Do you
want me to hold the mic? Is that going to
be a bit of one? Ye, I'll get up under.
That's cuey so creepy.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
Stop.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Well, I can see why YouTube band now one from
Flitch got involved. It was like all too much close
number one on the top six A's sounds that got
my YouTube account band whatever this is right down? Go quietly? Yeah,
yeah that's fair. You know what I'm on YouTube side

(17:34):
on this. Go quiet? You're making me that I'm very sweety. Now, yeah,
that's today's up sex.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Then podcast Network plays it in Flitch and Haley.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Did you know do you know the comedian and actress
Mary Baith Baron, Mary Bath, Mary Beth.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's a real never heard of her.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I feel like you'd recognize her if you look, if
you see her.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
What the sorts of things has she done? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
she's done that.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
She's been doing a series on Amazon Prime Overcompensating.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh, she's an overcompensating that's where you know that one.
You've seen that show.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
She also does stand up and she's got a special
and she's been debating on she's great and a lot
of people, a lot.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Of people online agreeing with her.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
She said, there's two types of dads. I would have
thought there were more types of dads than that. Fun dads,
busy dads, working dads, absent dads. Dads her two types
of dads. There's the dad that knows how to load
the dishwak of the white dads.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
By the way, she wants the premisist she's seeking only
for white dadsy she.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Dare not speak on behalf of anyone of any other
color other than what two types of white dads?

Speaker 3 (18:49):
The dad that knows how to load the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, that's you, instantly, Vaughn god Open, running some light
dishwasher action. Have you. I fixed my own dishwasher over
the break incredible. Yeah, I've never cleaned mine. You've never
cleaned yours. I just realized. And you're a You're a
monster loaders and your thing at the bottom is going
to be full. Told me not to Chef Peter Gordon

(19:17):
doesn't have to clean his own dish washer dout it.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
So type of dad, the one who knows how to
load the dishwasher. And the only other type of dads
is that that's one is the dad that cheats on
your mum.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
So her very pleased to take the first chapter, not
the second.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
So she said, the way this is like almost spot
on for you, the way to know if you're dating
someone and you want a future forecast whether or not
they're going to be a dishwasher dead or cheat on
your dad.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Can I just say nine six ninety six if there
is any woman out there listening now that had a
man that loaded the dish washer correctly and brilliantly but
also cheated on them, because then we could debunk carry on.
So yeah, we do have the gaelu Pine here. I'd
like to straight white, straight white, okay, because he could
have cheated on mom with a man because he didn't

(20:07):
quite know how to break the news. That's acceptable. You're
going on record saying it's right, wife, as long as
it's with a man. Because you're confused.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Were you gonna you're gonna die confused? Oh you think
leave her?

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, there needs to be open communication times straight white st.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Knows how to load the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
And the dad that cheats on your mom, the signs
that you're with a man who's going to grow into being.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
A dishwasher dad.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
He collects things, but we stopped before hoarding and he
builds legos.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
This is like, that's just you, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
He's too busy getting sort of like special interests tickled,
like the yeah, he's a sweetie and he's loading the dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
He doesn't have time to be cheating on your mom.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
And she said she she's this is a joke that
she doesn't upcoming special but she said that she was
privileged enough to have a dishwasher dad. So was I
we're actually hand washed?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Time intensive? Is it quite time intensive cheating on your partner?
Does it? Assume? So find the hours in the days.
Many reasons not to, but yeah, heartbreak and such, but
where do you find the time in the day. Yeah,
one's enough anyway anyway. So if one, if your dad

(21:23):
doesn't use a dish washer because he's a boomer and
he thinks the dish washer uses too much power, says
I reckon, if dad does the dishes, yeah, if there's
no dish washing, because we don't have a dishwasher, so
I couldn't say that my father is a does a
hell of a dish though.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
My dad's still like, you know, my parents mouthful here.
You know, my parents live with me and they moved
in with me, and my dad's the dishes. Dad like
he doesn't cook, so he's like, I do dishes.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
I do dishes.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
I have a dishwasher, and he still will hand wash
everything and then hand dryer and then put it away.
That's cute, and you're like, yeah, it's cute, but you're
also like using a full tub of hot water and
then you'll use like a bit to rinse.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah, dishwashing dishwashers, if we're going to get into it,
let's which I want to dishwashers heat their own water. Yeah,
because I didn't know that until I hooked mine up
and it was only one tap. It was a cold Yeah.
They do use a bit of power because they heat
the water as it goes in, and that's a high rain.
So Dad might be onto something rather than you know,
taking the Tubsworth. You gotta cold water in there too,

(22:23):
I reckon, it's half a tubs with it's also going
to have no time to cheat on Pats if he's
got two hours to do all of your dishes. Yeah,
more messages in.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
My husband has ADHD and subsequent anxiety to ADHD to
stick the dishwasher properly, but too anxious to cheat.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
That's beautiful. Actually, he's get that man medicated so he
can cheat on you. Yeap, nicely, do a huckery job
of stacking the dishwasher. Get it done quicker, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Plays it ins flesh one and Haley, Haley, it is
so silly, silly, silly that sis.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Do you swear in front of your parents? That is
today still a little pole absolutely as adults, and I
think we just kind of grew it and grew it
and grew it until now nothing's off the table in
the Sprow household. Yeah, oh, somebody said miss and messages in.
I'm thirty three. I've never swore in front of my
mum or any family. Respect is key, Yeah, no, but

(23:29):
you're allowed to be like I don't know worth your
parents and something happens. Yeah, like one of those Do
you swear in front of beer? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
in front of christ a little bit more, but still
swear as she told you off. Swearing to Off was like,
do you in your own home tell me I'm a

(23:51):
twenty five year old teenager with a toddler. My parents
cannot know that I swear right twenty So you feel
like a teenager, but you're twenty five years but you
still don't want to swear in front of them? Well,
we asked oopsee, no we didn't. Just opening up my
Facebook tab again, I acceded one of those clip to
go to it and accidently shut down the tab. That's
and the messengers where we get the results. So little poltices,

(24:13):
we were in front of your parents. Seventy percent of
people said yes, twenty three percent said only on accident
or very rarely, and eight percent said no. Yeah, and
we as Kiwis we curse and swear a lot because
you realize that when you go overseas.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Yeah, you do, because we're so casual with it, even
us like American.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Radio stations wouldn't say like shit right.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Now, you really would say that either. Actually, well if
you just for fun, but it's probably still too Reskue, Yeah, yeah,
you know. They they're a bit more produce, especially in
the sea evenly more casual there sea bombs and our
bombs and our gayl said, mom is the chief cursor
in our family. Sister and I never stood a chance.
Oh really, Kirsty said, hell, yeah, she's sweezed too. But

(24:59):
I may or may not, but may or may not
have been told off by Mum just the other day
for swearing a little bit too much. Yeah, Natalie said,
my parents are dead. Okay, well that's a good Is
it too early for tics of the week because it's
that's kind of feedback of the week I did. If

(25:24):
you can't contribute to the show, yeah yeah. If you
feel like our talk topics not something you can contribute to,
but you're enjoying it, I always encourage you to let
us know. Nine Like I guess you can swear in
front of them, now, can't you. He'll be up there
looking down at you. You all to go to the grave,
to the grave, go to the grave, swear if sake,
who's not mowed the grass? And the wise words of

(25:45):
Klimate Kardashian. My mum swore so much I thought my
first name was if brilliant. Mum, yes, dad, No, I'm
not a massive swears? Is Alicia really? Mum? Yes dad, No, Okay,
that's an interesting.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I'm a massive swear eh. Like the fact that I
have held on to this job. It's a miracle.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's an active thing to not swear on the end day.
It's just that you just put your mind in a
different mode.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is not the real me.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yes, but I still get in trouble for swearing. Even
at thirty four, step said, I'm Australian almost don't know
how to speak without swearing. Yeah, that's fair. In front
of yes, never at never ever at, I'll never act
never no, never add But in front of it as
a joke, I'll tell me. Violet said, I'm an adult

(26:39):
using adult words, and Brittany said, our family never swore
growing up. Then I started swearing more and now my
mum drops some magnificent f bombs. Really when you're growing
up now, she probably feels that she can let loose.
She really enjoys letting one of them rips. So say
a little pole, do you swear in front of your parents?
Seventy percent of you do?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Plays that ends flesh Fornon Hayley.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Now, massive weekend of music over the weekend. Massive weekend
of music over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Lol.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
A Paloozer in Chicago was on.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I'd love to go to that festival one Day's incredible
and Chicago is such cool city. I've never paid.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I've never paid so much.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Shy Town Wendy city is that we call it shar Town.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Well, Lord headlined opening Night on Thursday with Charlie XX
popping up for a little guest performance. Yes, they sang
girls so confusing together. It was rumored that Charlie XX
was going to pop up somewhere and they were like,
it's got to be with Lord and lo and behold

(27:43):
and Lord's there.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
She went this little bit Kueenie, Charlie is there.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
It was very hot.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
And then Charlie then headlined Night to Her South the
following day, so it was like that was pretty cool
getting the goals together, and then this was amazing. Olivia
Dean and Sam Fender their song rained me and broke
a seventy three year old you K chart record, becoming
the longest running official number.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
One single ever. Wow.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
And so Olivia Dean's there at Lollapalooza into Sam Fender
and he came out and joined her.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
It was bloody. That would have been amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Also, Olivia Dean looked absolutely amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
And of course Zarah Larson was there. Person actually got
pushed a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Rain Oh right, I saw it. I lost story if
she had there was rain, she was cold.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Yeah, yeah, her said went absolutely was not say bonkers,
it was bonkers, man. But she had a delay and
then she opened with Midnight Sun and had this huge
production like visuals, dancing everything. She's in a tiny little
white okay out It looked absolutely incredible.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Was he get so jealous? Angle the European and US
festivals over our winter and everyone's like having fun.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
And the bikinis with their little light vocals, so just
having a big dance like that. But yeah, I love
a surprise performance like Sam Finder arriving Charlie y Lord
see it anyway, big music and also.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Around Grand's new music. She's got She's got a bit.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Spicy but we're playing some new Ariana later later, I believe.
But she's got some spicy tracks in there. It's a
lot of breakup songs because of SpongeBob of course, hard
to get that.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Keeps thinking about him.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Yeah, what's our next big big concert in New Zealand
because we don't get to have.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
In the new year. Yeah, and the new year started
next year, Flich and Hale. I guess it's in October that. Yeah,
this symphony, there will be elect gag. You just gotta
wait until Olivia Dean's coming big. Now it's been gone
a long time. Yeah, I'm sorry, January, no, what long gone?

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Plays it?

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I got an email a while ago, and I to
be honest, they had completely forgotten not even received the email. Okay,
offering fourth a PR package. Now that's a very fortunate
part of our rollers. We do get PR packages. Is
wearing her mushroom obsessed hat that the mushroom people sent us,
the mushroom people, the meadow Mushroom, Meadow Mushroo. They sent

(30:25):
us a big box mushroom and we all made our
mushrooms and stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
But then they put it and sometimes people put in
a hat and it's always got the branding on it like.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Cool, it's a good hat. Yeah, it's a good hat.
I know if it wore on zid B the other day,
did you. Yeah, you had there very proper up the
let them know that I'm a cool young girl. Great
hat it was, I was. Now here's the thing. It
was a pr package for two things doing a collab

(30:53):
that just scream Fletch. Now, not too many things scream
Fletch is Yeah. The man head streames me.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Like cynical sort of aparlo with cats, for example sleep
sleep focused cat based booze promo.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
But so one of the things that screens Fletch at
the gym minions. Yes, one city at the weekend. Dude,
there's a giant minion at the movie at the movie
I know. Well, my daughter was like send it to
Fletch and I was like, you jump in front of it.
So it gets we get an idea of scale massive.
What are they doing when those when that swinish, I reckon,

(31:36):
they look shit hot in your apart. I could actually
fit that in the apartment. That what you want to
what to do with the work in Europe? Get the
minions sliced in half that way, and then you can
just float against the wall.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
There are four minions before you everywhere like obsessed, obsessed, yea.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Home makeover, that bus your whole.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
If you put my ride with exhibit, you'd come back
to your nineteen ninety two hundred pre loaded to be
minions now manions yellow. The pre load's backborn. I know
the pre load is back, and I'll tell you what
it looks like. It has a lot of fun when
I had a car and car Borough bruh. The other
thing that screens Fletcher. Maybe people don't know this, but

(32:21):
close friends will. He loves to swim for fitness. The
boy swims for four years because because it's on and
he won't wear shorts swimming. He won't wear broad shorts
or gym shorts while he swims. What Speedo's wait, minions,

(32:44):
you won't why? Why?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Actually that?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
So there's Speedo shorts. These a Minion's swimwem cat okay, brilliant, okay, brilliant, amazing,
And Speedo goggles, oh my god, Minion goggles. Like yes,
they like the Speedo goggles. But I'm going to put
the goggles on because that's I think this is for you.

(33:16):
Hayle Oh is that a one piece? It's actually like
a one piece.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Oh wow, I can't get into a speedo.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
There's that girls talk so girls in the bar and
here they are fletched the piece resist dance the little dinner.
Actually like there's speedos, but they look like dinner minion shorts. Oh,
we must put these on. Those are too small for
that's very funny. This is the size for your size. Yeah, yeah,

(33:49):
that's you. That's a thirty four, that's an eight. Those
on PETSI I'm not putting the I think we need
to do a full model and I think we're clothes gogglessame.
This is so what.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
A ridiculous collab.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
It's not they were going to have minions on them,
but they're like they're like the minions little overalls that
dominions we in the movie your ones. I don't know
if this is your because you're you're a medium, and
well I am not. So we've all got them. We've
all got to go swimming, guys. You know where I
like to go swimming? Bali, do you want to go

(34:34):
back again?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
It was actually Barley was the last time the three
of us were all in dogs together?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah? Actually probably would wear this overseas where I don't
know anyone if we went to BARLEI bomb all dresses. Minions,
Yeah with the goggles on. Yeah, amazing, And I'm assuming
people can buy these now that Wow, who center is
a speeder Minions Speeder. It's well, it's a collab. But
it was Speedo that reached out. I don't ever wear

(35:01):
a Speedo swim cap, but this is very funny that
that is the best thing of being bored as we've
kind of got built in here on it. Oh my god,
it's brilliant, so good.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh well we must I think great.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Well, thank you very much, Speedo. What a surprise, A
lovely package model.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
The the one piece a pub at the moment, we don't.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Need to see. We don't need to see that, No,
we don't.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Does that m podcast network plays?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I want to know right now, do you have a
really really young sibling like there there was just a
huge divide between you and your siblings.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
There are you taking calls and text from listeners if
it's a step like if their parents met someone else and.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Then they had another year or maybe I'll go half,
I'll go half, maybe not step, Okay, because there is
a mum and daughter who were both pregnant. They found
out they're both pregnant at the same time. The daughter's
twenty two years old, the mum's forty nine, meaning she
was twenty seven, right, forty nine years old, which is
more and more common now, Like yeah, Hathaway and a

(36:15):
lot of people having babies only any Oh, that's right,
do you beg a partner? She prefers any, I prefer
Annie should have set it at the top.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Actually, so, forty nine year old mom twenty two year
old daughter both having babies at the same time, which
means that their babies will be the mum's baby will
be the other babies.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Auntie, Yeah, auntie, your uncle auntie. At the same time,
I knew a guy. I knew a guy who was
older than his uncle.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, that's crazy because yea, his parents had kept having
babies and that had older kids, real young or sometimes
mum and dad will just you know, get busy one night,
absolutely have a baby like twenty years later, and then
they're like, well I was just let's keep it.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
It happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Like I had friends like who had really young parents,
like their parents had them at like eighteen nineteen years old.
Then they're like, holy shit, team like struggle and then
they get into like a nice more comfortable position, maybe
have a second marriage. They're like, yeah, now I'm ready
to have a couple more.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
We'll do a couple more. They do the two yeah,
and then they have a big gap. They might do
another two yeah yeah yeah later on, or there's no
or there's just a big gap and there's one. And
you know you're an accident. Yeah, growing up, you just
know it.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
You grew up as an accident. Yeah, because very intention.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, because your brother and sister hardly know you because
they're like adults. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
So one of my one of my best friends, her
brothers knew my dad, and her dad knew my granddad.
We were like her whole Her siblings were like a
whole generation older, and they never grew up in the
same home. They were like well gone by the time
she arrived. I was like, oh my god, what's your
relationship like with your siblings when you didn't grow up
bloody beating each other up and fighting them rooms, all

(37:57):
that kind of stat.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Up, It should be pretty one twenty five year old. Yeah, yeah,
you're not going to win those. Okay, well, okay, so
you want to hear this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Extreme age gap siblings and what was it like growing up?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Are you closed? You have nothing to do with them?

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Maybe you're one of those people that had a sibling
that basically raised you.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh yeah, that's the advantage, right, you can kind of
older sibling can outside guarantee. Yeah, and the mum. Finally
you can go out, great fun, great birth control for
the older sibling too, to have to look after this
a young rushing into this were in flooded machine. I'll
wait one hundred dollars at Amazon number. Give us a call.
You can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
What do you have an extra young sibling?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Michael? Do you have a big age gap money? Monday morning?

Speaker 8 (38:49):
Yeah, I'm oldest of seven and.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
My oldest is a year older than my one of
my little brothers.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Holy shit, So you're already grown up having your own
kids before your mum or dad or both were done.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
Yeah, so our family's a little bit complicated.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
My dad's got two years two younger younger boys, and.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
My middle boys right in between both of them, and
my oldest is a year older than the older.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh wow, So what are they to your the you're.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
So, yeah, my little bout half my half brother's technically,
but yeah, yeah, my little my boys, my kids.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
They tend to call them cousins. Yeah, uncle's, uncles and
nephews and wow, nieces and grand So your dad's got
grandchildren and children the same age. Yeah. Yeah, your dad's
so tired. It sounds expensive at Christmas.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Also, like I've been as someone who doesn't want to
have kids, I'm like, I'd be so looking forward to
having it done.

Speaker 8 (39:59):
I've had three and I'm not starting again.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, this is why we get a vasectam warns an.
It's called a snap get. Let's go to Lucy. Lucy,
this is a similar situation for you, it is. Yeah, wait,
so what happened?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
So you and your mum were pregnant at the same
time together we were.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
So I'm the oldest of six and yeah we my
son and my younger brother are both the same age.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Wow, and what is that? What is that like the
relationship because yeah, like we were saying before, you don't
grow up with them, do you? Every day?

Speaker 9 (40:41):
Well, they were a lot closer. We're now in different
parts of the country. They were very close growing up.
They were just like brothers of the right.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
But that was all my hormonal, pregnant mom needed to
hear on the other end of the phone when I
called up to tell her I was also pregnant.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Tooth for it the birthing unit. Wow. Wow, that's incredible, Lucy,
thank you. Brooklyn, good morning.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Do you have an age gap, an extreme age gap
with the sibling?

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
So how what's the age gap?

Speaker 8 (41:18):
Eighteen years? My sister's thirty and I'm twelve, and she
was a trainee midwife and delivered and it was her
first day.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Wait, wow, wow, I don't know even see mums for Johnna,
so when a baby coming out of it, I don't wait, Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
You're twelve. Yeah, wow, your sister's thirty.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yes, wow, she birthed you. That's amazing, Kardash your level?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Shit are you and your sister because her birth and
you would be such a bond you were you close
despite her being so much older than you?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Did she was she?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Did you see her like a sister.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Or kind of like a second mum sister? Wow?

Speaker 4 (42:01):
That's amazing sort of if I was eighteen eighteen, right, yeah,
eighteen and you came along. I'll be like, leave me.
You know, I'm still going out. I'm going out and
having fun. But but she she loved hanging around you.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, it's so cool, Brooklyn. Thank you. So many messages
coming out.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Stay in school, like don't don't do naughty.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Things, leading by example. There three years, Brooklyn. Some decisions
are going to come up in front of you. Make
the right one.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Take a good decision thing.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Don't lie big good, stay in school, don't smoke.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Okay, we'll let it go, mate, she's got to.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
I just want to have a little girl. It's sort
of influencing kids because I'm not.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Having as a parent. Be good, pretty good, keep your
teas coming in nine six nine sex Waite hundred dollars
it in.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Do you have an extreme age gap with your siblings.
I'm thirty eight, My kids are fifteen and five. My
siblings are twenty six and twenty one. Family for thirty
eight twenty six one, So there's twelve years here.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
It's a lot of numbers. I'm lost.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Yeah, it looks like my family trees. Someone accidentally pressed shuffle.
That's a good line. It's good, funny. Nineteen years between
me and my older sister. I'm closer to a kid's
age than I am to her.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
She's the baby. Yeah, I'm twenty five, she's forty four
and her kid's twenty two.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Wow we some maasine go to school with your sister's kid.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah, and you might there hand me down uniform. They're
still in the same school. Generations different. Yes, thinks my
mum's sixty one, her oldest brother's eighty five. She's the
youngest of twelve. Wow, wow, oh yeah, twe needs to
pump them our day because the twelve and twenty years.
I didn't know that's a production. Vagina sneeze about Buddy

(43:58):
was not missing. Dad was itting the bulls eye every time.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Yeah, they were getting that firstile window.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Bamow on profession Friday must have been a nightmare. Eight
scopes at least scope for four person families of the
perfectmount of people can take a corner of the newspaper
reach yeah, twelve, you've got three on each side and
using a whole can of what he saw every time easily.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
I have a thirty two year age get with my
youngest sibling.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Wow, how do you like relate like? Is it more
like an you'd be more like an auntie or an uncle,
wouldn't you than Yeah, you'd be like.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Dad's real young with the first and then Dad's pumping
one out at fifty, you know what i mean, Like
he's getting real Yeah. Yeah, yeah, Dusty cough of a sperm,
didn't know where that was going.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Heck, thirty years difference between the youngest and the oldest
on my mom's side. Wow, m my sister's oldest. I
was nineteen and she's just had a new born and
I'm only just older than that. Wow, that's a that's
a gap. That's a gap. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
My dad and auntie are ten years apart.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
My granddad was a prisoner of war and then came
home ten years later and had my dad so had.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
A baby, went to war, came back. I'm so happy
I'm back. That sucked.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I was a prisoner of war for a while. Have
another one.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Amy messaged, and I'm the youngest by quite a distance. Yeah,
And the joke is that my name is Amy and
it's actually an acronym for after many years. That's kind
of cute. It's actually really good, really well, very funny.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah, yeah, I'm the youngest sibling. My sister and brother
are both seventeen and nineteen years older. I grew up
as an only child basically because they had already moved
out at the time I could remember anything very much.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I was a surprised baby and knew it would kind.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Of be cute though, you know what I mean, like
if you were a parent and you've loved being a parent,
your teenager us to get feeling of like, oh, I'm
not ready.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
God, it must be like we were so close to
head in the house, so.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
We were so close to having our money be our
money again, do you reckon? Like definitely that surprise baby,
they're not getting a private of education that they're probably
the older ones did. They're not getting the good stuff,
they're not getting the cool They've run out of money.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
No one got a private education except you, Haley. Was
that not the And I think if they had a
third they would have got some money. You know, Steiner
play in the If they're gone for a third, it
would have been read off Steiner like we pay for
private school. We've got a musician and a comedian. It's
not working one shoes optional.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, oh god yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Rogue Free Range Kid.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
The podcast network.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Ms fledged Vaughn and Haley?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Now do you know who elseport tickets people in Fun
to come and see Hailey Sprowl on Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
You did Hamilton on Friday, Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Too shows Friday Brady brilliant and I'll tell you I reckon.
The eight thirty Hamilton show was one of my favorites
the entire year.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
The whole vibes were hot.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Vibes because we've been to that other show and that
wasn't the favorite we were there. No, okay, huh no,
you were lacking? Wow was it me? You? It's not
a recency bias.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
No, No, it's there's just vi It's just vibes.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Okay, I'm poor. Hen around just like vibe check all
the time.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
And I had such a good time and then drove
Hamilton to Funkade and performed on Saturday night. Now I
walk at this the first time I've performed a solo
show and fun, so I'm really excited.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Sold out, which was great news for me, and.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Get the end of the venue. Everything's amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
The tech team is incredible, the venues amazing, Forum North
beautiful blues just like a blue seats. Yeah, Blue seats,
Blue Theater. It's really stunning Wooden Blue. Okay, I'm a
bit of a and blue girl.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, Smith Theater, Yeah, yeah, yeah, great.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
My producers are there. We're having a great time, tip
perfectly locking. Great, We're all ready to guy with my
little two hour buffe. You know, a bit of a dinner,
but of a get ready. Everything's great, and then we
hear knock, knock knock on the green room.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Boh, I love knock knock jokes. No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
I haven't cut all my material, all my dating material
for knock.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Knocks, like knock, who's there? Who?

Speaker 8 (48:25):
Who?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Who? Who is that? An owl that wasn't my show.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Would be not not who's there? A myriad of men,
A myriad of men who, A marriad of men who,
Hailey slipt.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
That's what the show's about, anyway. So knock, knock, knock,
and I'm getting ready of face on. We're all there
listening to music.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Vibes are on uh and it's a woman from the
venue front of house and she says the words I
hate to be the bearer of bad news.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
I'm imagining vibese.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Now for time check. The show starts at eight thirty. Yep,
this is eight oh one.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Don't tell me fifty cent bought all the tickets. Oh
just hates me, j and I've got to go out
and do it. Yeah, because the tickets have been sold.
So that's a that's a niche reference gicked up in
the last season of Hacks, did it? Yeah, so what happened?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
For context, Jarrol and thirty cent have beef hate each other,
and so Jarrel had a concert. Thirty cent bought all
the tickets so that no one could go, and Jarrol
came out and no one was there.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
He's money so fuddy like one of the all time
people at the back, but he bought all the front
six yeah. Oh was it not the whole thing? I
don't know if it was the whole thing, so that
was practically empty. Yeah, great move. That sucks. So no,
not becase.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
But my doors open at eight and the show starts
at eight thirty eight oh one? Is that's not not
knock on the beer of bad news. The bad news
is the bartenders haven't shown up, so we won't have
a bar tonight. Now, if you've ever been to my show,
oh yeah, if you've ever seen my crowd in particular,
we drink.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, it's a boozy.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Crowd Duneda and we had to get people were being
escorted out.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
That's right, was a wild it was too much, too
much booze. But it's the girl is.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
We're out, we're having it. We call it bitch Deel.
We're having little drinks and stuff like that. And so
immediately we're like no, no, no, no, no, no, what's happened.

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Now?

Speaker 4 (50:22):
The venue themselves don't run the bar. It's an external party.
It's they kind of run it, right.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
They turn up, you're going to make heaps of money.
They forgot, Oh.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
They forgot Hailey sprou was in town on Saturday night,
and so we said to them, well, sorry, no, I
was like no, it's really it's really.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Part of the energy of the show is casual and
it's casual time produces down down to local land.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
So this is, this is, this is this is kind
of the way we talk anyway. So so we say
we'll get them here. You know, even if they have
for fifteen minutes, it's worth it. People be able to
get a quan I'm happy to later money doing one show,
and they wrung them and it turns out they were
too drunk.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
They're drunk excuse they were running the bar. The bartenders
who run the bar were too drunk to come and
run the bar, so they would have had to have
I don't know the ins and the outs of it,
but you always see like duty manager written on something,
and they are the ones that get fined if underage.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
People get served and intoxicated.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Correct, So they were too intoxicated.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
The bartenders were too drunk to come down and bartend,
so we had no bar.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
I mean that's perhaps the most stronger aphing I've heard.
And you can't just jump behind the bar because you're
not licensed or you're not.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
It's not our booze. It's their booze because it's their bar, right,
not our booze, not out. We're not the duty manager.
None of us and our team had a bar manager's license.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Could you have sold the little bags of chips? Nothing?
It's you can't even sell the little bags of chips
on Instagram? Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
And I was like, guys, because apparently there was this
huge you know, hundreds of people going no bar.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Hailey sprout. I like to have about three or four
if I'm going to age. Yeah, we stand and then
we put them under the seat them through the show.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
So I'm backstage going, can we go to the liquor
store and get those horrendous shot buckets?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
You know, I'm just going to start hiffen them out
to the crowd.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
I don't think you'd be allowed to do that. The
do that either.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
What I did manage to do was make a a
sort of under under the table suggestion that people just
pop pop by and fill their pockets and come in.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
And I will say I.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Did hear a few can cracks while I was performing,
and what I had, what the audience was already coming on.
I had preset my bottle of wine that I have
on stage, and that really looked like a bit of
an feu as I was stopping at my own wine.
So I did very unhygienic wouldn't do this during the
peak of COVID, I passed passed it around some of
the women in the front, thinking from the neck, wouldn't

(53:00):
do that.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I said, that's all we can do, and I said,
please don't be sick. I'm on tour.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
What an absolute disaster, absolute disaster that not only did
they forget, but when they were reminder, they were too
drunk to come and do their job.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Hits will roll you know through my show sober.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Luckily it was an eighth thity show, so I think
a few people, you know.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I had a prelad drinks Hamilton Palms the North. Those
are pre loading capitals. They are and jed and as
I experienced as well, Yeah this, Yeah, obviously please drink sensibly.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Drinking moderation, particularly if you are working.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
It's hard to drink serving my bar, hard to drink
a moderation when you can't get bloody one.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, needwork please? That ends flesh one and Hale.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
That's no question that the three of us are incredibly
hot human beings.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I mean, that's just not even that's not the debates.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Looking well, we're the whole radio station when people go
who are you listening to?

Speaker 2 (53:58):
What do you listening to in the morning? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
It's the hot Ones, two guys and the girl, and
they're like, ah, hailey, we.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Know we're not stupid, are you? But would a.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Blind person be af to tell that we were hot
if they could not see us physically?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
This is this was is so fascinating. It's got people
talking online. Yeah, after this check posted.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah, so she was asked as a blind woman, how
can you tell that someone is hot.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
Here's how I can tell if somebody's hot as a
blind person. If everybody's upset with them, but they literally
have no personality. They're not funny, they're not interesting, they
have nothing to say. They literally just don't talk about
everybdy's like literally obsessed them and being like, oh my god,
we have to abase on you to copy. It's hot
if they literally make like the most unfunny joke ever
and everybody's like.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Aha, that's so bunny, imbody.

Speaker 10 (54:44):
If they're like super quiet, like they literally just don't
have a personality, people are like, oh.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Im geez, someone's so so cool. I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 10 (54:51):
They're just they're just really cool. I just kind of
want to get to know them better. It's because they're hot, Okay,
just lose.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Of course I didn't will speak that either.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Talk, yeah, she talks, But basically it's like, if you
avoid of personality, if you are not funny, but people
love having you around, yeah, then god damn you must
be hot for people to be like we've got to
have them.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
And other blind people are commenting and saying, yeah, this
is a thing because they don't see you, they.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Don't you hear you, and they can't really figure out
why people want you around because all they get to
experience is the inner year.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, and they can't walk up to you and touch
your face and like run their hands all over your
body and be like got it the boobs and.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Be like that's It's an absolute ten out of ten
set of honkers.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I would like to know if if anyone is listening
from the visually impaired community, if you need to run
your hand over nipples and you've read a word because
you know there's bumps around the nipples, do you think
anyone's nipples have ever said a word?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Got the little bump on the areole.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, around the edge of the are have a word
on it. It was terrible, like something racist. Your areoli
bumps might be racist than brail Nazi accidentally racist. I
imagine you sleeping with they're getting their hands and they
go and your nipples said, the third ripe will rise again.

(56:22):
I don't intend to, you know, be promoting those sorts
of To get a blind person to read my nipples,
you'd have to get playhould come and read all of
our nipples. I think that might be of vincive. It
feels a big consent. It feels wrong. It just feels wrong.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
I can't be wandering around with.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Nazi propably around around my pointing.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
There's a very low chance of that happening, to be honest, Okay,
I think the most it's definitely bumps.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
There is the ethical way to do this. We learn
braille and we read our own nipples. Yes, or is
there some kind of photo translator that's not putting online?
I'm already the first time.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
God, there's too much already a matter of time.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
The thing is, if they got leaked, only upload them
when they're looking good.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, well leaked if it's got racist
stuff in the no, I'm terrified. Helen Calidipe, Well, I
guess as a hot person, Yes, this is quite up.
It's quite confronting, doesn't I mean?

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I know, but I'm anything but dull and I'm hilarious.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
So that must mean you're not hot? Is that what
you're saying? Wait? Why it could be.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
All it's just a rarity, and it's a rarity that
they got three of them on the same show.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Podcast needwork.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Fact of the day, day day day day do.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Do do do do do do do do do do.
It's a word nerd week in fact that the day.
This is kind of someone sent me this. I'm going
to do my best to dig through my DMS to
find out who sent me the idea for this fact
of the day. But it's looking at different like things.
You're basically like, well, there's a word for that today.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Idea phones ideafed idea of idea, phones idea, phones idea
phones any idea?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
What an idea of phone? Id id o phones no,
no idea. It's a It's a word that symbolically depicts
an idea. So you know, pay as like splush, yeah, yeah, splush.
It's word is the sound it makes. This one covers more.
It covers texture, movement, emotion or even the silence involved.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Oh give us, give us a feeling.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I'll give you the origins of it. This guy called
cm dok in nineteen thirty five. Is it what Colin
Colin Mathura dope? And there's nineteen thirty five book Buntu
Linguistic Terminology. He needed a new word that summed up
how many words in this Lulu language were representative of

(59:04):
what they The sound didn't necessarily it wasn't a splush,
but it was it was indicated that that sound would
be made by it. So he came up with the
term idea phone, coming from the Greek idea and the
Greek phone basically a sound that represents an idea. Okay,
is it an idea phone?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Is?

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Where did you say he was from? Because you know
he's really good at this. The Japanese boom. The Japanese
have so many words that it would be a word
or a phrase that some and Maori actually that sum
upper vibe a feeling, a feeling, it's feeling you get
winn da da.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Of words in the Zulu language are idea phones. So
many words are represented by give us. The Japanese are
the second Japanese yeah yeah, yeah so and Japanese. What
do you think kitta? I might be given that a
bit of a MALTI are there? Yeah, gita, gita, get at,
I don't know, sparkling or a twinkling yeah yeah, yeah, yea.

(01:00:07):
If something is fool for it's soft and fluffy. The
noise it makes, but it kind of as if you've
scrunched a pillow and you're gonna know what noise does
this make? But do we have English ones? There are
some English ones and I'll get there if you patiently
wait your turn. Stop trying to get to the parkier version. Yeah,
we're always trying to whitewash us. We're in Africa and

(01:00:30):
how we're in Japan.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Okay, Japan is another one in Japan. Donkey, Donkey, donkey, donkey,
don't don't keep get somewhere. Boob it's like boobs blinging.
It's heart beating, so kind of on the chest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
So this is actually really interesting because I think we
kind of covered this in Pokemon Week as well. Pika Pika,
oh yeah, as shiny and sparkly, and Pikachu is an
electric rat. So that's how they got the name of
Pikachua because he was like a spark Pika. Cuckoo is
giggling quietly. If something is B sho B show soaking wet,

(01:01:05):
you imagine have you got a wet towel, and it's
like proper wit wish. Yeah, so you can see these
are fun. We're having fun English ones. Okay, gosh, let's
get down to that. White bling is an English one
because things like if something white. It blings, but I
will say borrowed from Jamaican. Oh wow, it was the Jamaican.

(01:01:28):
It was the Jamaican community. So thank you for making
me crazy. Here me mad.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Actually Jamaican some really good words.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
So bling is borrowed from the Jamaican community that was
established in England. Bling, zig zag, oh yeah, zag and
man on the rolling paper it's his paper of choice.
Zig Zag borrowed from the French though he pigglety jumble disorder. Right,
it's all because the things that you look, they look

(01:01:58):
like they're going tiggy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, flip flop, Oh my god, great.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, because if something doesn't necessarily make a noise, if
it's going to flip flop, flip flop and PLoP PLoP,
because pop, you PLoP that and there I love. Do
you know what I love? Do you know what I love?

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
To PLoP the most whipped cream PLoP on a cake. Yeah, PLoP,
so eerie. So today's what's called eddiophone idea.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
If you're going to do effects of the day about words,
you should pronunciation. Just a tip for tomorrow that that's
a great tip. Actually, you're welcome. I worked all the
silently in my head. You see. Yeah, it's like when
I thought Hermione Granger's name was Hermiorni until I watched
the movie You give it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Your colder.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Giving it held Kilder. So today's fact of the day's
idea phones are words that kind of just give you
the vibe of what's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
Fact of the day, day day day day. Yeah, do
did doo doo?

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Dude, dude, do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Play it Flitch Vorn.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
And Haley right now, I wait, hung DALs it him.
You can take through nine six nine six. We walked
in on? When were you walked in on? And what
were you doing in the middle of something? What we
up to? Because this has happened in a hotel, isn't it.
You've walked in in a hotel?

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
I have remember, and I was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
With me yes, and then the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Woman came in okay, the cleaning woman, and I had to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Turn off, you know and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Be like no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I've had
it twice that just came in to clean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
They knock a lot, Haley, Well, they sometimes it depends
on and it made you chain they were, but if
you're staying it just like a motorin they got stuff
to do. Yeah, get walked in on a whole bunch
of things. Really, I've never been walked in on, and
I've don't believe I've ever walked in on anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
My brother walked in on me once doing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
What how many people are there? You don't need to
say to what?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
Yeah what?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Just into your bedroom? Just didn't knock on the couch? Oh,
I know where you are. You're actually you're asking for that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Yeah, yeah, no more on there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Wow, you said in a lot of hotels. Has it
ever happened to you. I've been like, because you know,
in a hotel sometimes you just in your undies wil
naked like it doesn't matter. Yeah, like watching the TV
or just m beard like with no clothes on or
purpose of a hotel room. And that's definitly. We have
tried to come in and knock, and I've been like
pants on pants on, pants on pans, but no, never

(01:04:53):
like during the middle of something. Yeah, the origin story
that got us onto this is quite explicit. Years I'm
not going to dowve too much into that. It's a
couple in a hotel room. Yeah, and then there's some Yeah,
it's it's quite the Yeah, there were props, but also.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
You know there was assistance, you know, like, but I
think the worst thing that you could I could be
walked in on is you know when you're like having
a little lockdown there and maybe you've got a sort
of a leg up on a bench, maybe you're doing
some grooming. Yeah, maybe there's a mirror, and you know
that would be the perps.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
We asked on Instagram and we asked now nine sex
nine six one hundred dollars, it is, what did you
get walked in to? Get the radio station? For a second,
just momentarily, momentarily sid be Yeah, we're too young and
been pulling some weekend shifts. My dad hated knocking. He
said it was his house and he shouldn't have to
knock on the door until the day walked in on

(01:05:52):
me putting a tamp on it. I reckon, Dad, I reckon,
start knocking now, teenage daughters and you're im not. I'm
constantly walking around the house, coming down the hallway, knock,
I am. I know they're not home, but just in case, Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:13):
shout out to Ali who said I got walked in
on giving birth at seventeen this morning and she's contributing
to the show. Already Welcome to the word, Mark, Welcome
to the world, Margo more Mar our younger man, our
youngest listener. Mark.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
I gave Perth an hour and a half ago, just like, Wow,
don't talk to us.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I reckon take a break from that's it. When you've
got an Instagram addiction, to see what you've missed them
the stories and reels. Be honest, we all would. My
partner and I were having some spontaneous adult fun time
and our sharer turned up and walked in. Now, sharer,
they're to share sheep, relieve them of their wool. Shouldn't
be walking into a house. And they were at the barn. Oh,

(01:06:53):
they said, I'm spontaneous. Yeah, yeah, my four year old
walk don't on me changing my sanitary items after having
her brother the blood everywhere, if if you've given aware
of the situation, blood everywhere, and she just ran away screaming, dad,
mum's been murdered. Yeah you Yeah, My mum walked in

(01:07:16):
on her best friend a playing hemorrhoid crem and the
bathroom mirror bent right over. Well you've got to bend
right over to get the hemorrhoid cream in there to
get it open. Hey, I've applied some prosectial before, and
that's what it's called.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
I want to get on the cheek in order to
get in the hole.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Procectal No, no, no different prosect dollars, prosect doals for
the inwards ones. Because looking at chemus Warehouse show sponsored
this's where I got my last new soul. No no, no,
it's it's it's soul sect do is it? Yeah? And

(01:07:50):
that is a hemorrhoid hemorrhoidal ointment.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Put it on your eyebags and it helps.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Yeah, you put anosol on your fat, a new soul aushole,
and you put it on your face and well that's
the idea to pass.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Yeah, go online only sail at the moment thirteen forty
nine brandied my hemorrhoid brand. Do you use your provocto?
You can stop, you can. I think we've heard enough
for me. I think we have Oh wait, one hundred
dollars and a number nine six nine six? What were
you walked in on, Emily? What were you doing?

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
So?

Speaker 11 (01:08:29):
I was watching embarrassing bodies. This is like a Sunday
morning maybe like believe in a class in the drinking
bottom and there was knock on the door and I
opened it up and there's two students like, we'd love
to come.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Have a look at your flat to rent it.

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
And I was like, by all means, come inside, have
a look at all the room.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
See what you're thinking?

Speaker 11 (01:08:49):
Yeah, and I paused it on the most.

Speaker 9 (01:08:56):
Lots of stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Yeah, that show was cle Okay, do you guys from there?
So many broody decks on that show? From memory?

Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
This was like the guy had overused it and there
was like skin tags.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Sorry what you didn't get that from over using it? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:09:22):
Apparently according to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Embarrassing show that show how people let things get that
bad before they finally go to the doctor. Let alone
on it sign it on its TV show mind blowing,
so weird, so weird. Okay, yeah, right, did they come
and get the flat in the end? Did they take
the room?

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (01:09:43):
I think they're probably scarred.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
To be honest, and they're like, we don't want to
live with that lady that looks at the group. And
the thing is, Emily, we were all watching that show
and loving it. It's just the pause and yeah, the
wrong time, thank you, Emily. Jew what what who walked
down on you at the worst time.

Speaker 8 (01:10:04):
My neighbor. So I was home alone a shower and
I had wrapped my hair up in the towel, so
I was naked, and I had my washing pile on
the lounge couch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Ye, that's my min is currently.

Speaker 8 (01:10:23):
So I walked into my lounge to get the clothes
I wanted to wear, and the neighbor.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Was at the door, so he saw everything everything the top, top, front, back, bottom, everything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
And the fact and the fact that you haven't done
your washing properly through an have all of your washing
on the couch is the most embarrassing. What was the
interaction with the neighbor.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
He was just like, Oh, I just wanted to ask
if I could get some lemons immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
I'll come back. I'll come back.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Libons.

Speaker 8 (01:11:03):
He did, and now he ticks us when he wants
some lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Heap of lemons. I've got lemons on the way, but
they're a bit hard mina yuck. Yeah yeah, sh and
grab some lemons.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Because it sounded like you were hoping she'd be just
just thank you to now some messages in. My daughter
unlocked the bathroom door while I was on my knees
and a couple shower. Of course, like scrabbling shaving, shaving
daddy's legs was the excuse, right, okay, yeah, on my
knees and a couple of shower I was just like

(01:11:41):
not ready for it. Yeah. My mate and I were
walking home from town. It was a half an hour,
like an hour walk sorry from town. We decided we're
just going to walk it. I'm a larger person and
I got very bad chaffing on the walk home. So
when I got home to my mate's house, I found
some chaffing cream that on sleeping in the lounge. I
thought I need some more. Decided to apply into my thigh.

(01:12:03):
My mate's dad walks into the and she flicks the
light on. I am spread eagle smearing cream over. Why
don't we do that? And we're bringing cream or not?

Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
We get.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
This just makes me want not ever be existing. I
just it's so we're so embarrassing as humans.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
I love it. There's some great messages. I was the
walker and I walked into a public pool changing room
to see a middle aged woman leg up blow drawing
her pubes. I'll never forget the sound, the sound she
was catching the lap wait, going back to fact of
the day, and I phone, let's flock at your she
across it especially she's stop stop it's yeah flag yeah

(01:13:09):
like a wind sock.

Speaker 9 (01:13:13):
Um.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeah, I don't know if it's going to beat the
probably just go to the song. God, there's so many
of it. My husband was doing the dishes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
He looked over at the old lady next door who
was bending over. She had no undersign, just to towel.
Now he never does the dishes without closing the blind bet.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Yeah, he saw it as a thirty three year old
Marlow also rate prosector. Thank you very much to my
perceect old brothers. And oh yeah right, I haven't tried
a a song, but again another one that was loyal
to the brand sol huh soul It spell gains goes
on and it goes on the whole. I just feel
like that's the words are there, but you but the
words are there. Brother, our fourteen this is the same

(01:13:51):
person our fourteen year old daughter walked on us, partaking us,
partaking in our maracle duties and asked why I was
having a seizure on top of mum. Now I've got
a fourteen and you're on I'm pretty sure she knows
thedad know what's going on there. Anyway, she proceeded to
tell the whole family about the seizure and maybe it
looks really bad. That sounds it sounds like your technique

(01:14:11):
needs some work if you just sort of like seizuring
on top of Mum's having fun.

Speaker 4 (01:14:20):
And I love that's My partner and I went Fiji,
hot and humid time of the year, and we went
back to our air conditioned but you know what it's
called for, an afternoon nap naked.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Of course, we woke up to a knock on the door.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
My partner ran into the bathroom and locked the door,
but I'd been sleeping with both my arms under my head,
and my arms had gone to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
The door was starting to open, but my arms would
not work, so.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
I couldn't put a sarong on. She's just like, ah,
useless arms.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Walked in on naked, running around the room with my
arms just dangling by my side.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
My partner was just hid in the bathroom. Oh oh oh,
my father in law walked in on me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
Toplesses seven thirty in the morning, when I was getting dressed.
I feel all the kids were ready for school.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
They probably wouldn't have hated that. Probably not Ana, He
probably wouldn't have hated that. Yeah, we had another guests
enter our hotel room because the room the hotel gave
our room to them. I've always thought like, why doesn't
that happen more?

Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
I've had some like someone else walk into my room before.
I wasn't doing anything, though, but I was like, can
I help you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Not it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Can I help you? Whose room is this? Yeah? And
then you have a room off like, well they just
gave me this room. If you're in there though, that's
your Russian's nineteenth of the little Oh. Yeah, I didn't
move you guys hotel room and get another one. Yeah.
Lots of people who are like, I'm goddamn sure that
door was locked. When I started getting down to business
with my partner and the kids walked in always with

(01:15:41):
a double check.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
I was in ICU and a young intern walked in
right at the moment the nurse was taking my catheter
out of my legs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Up and spread. Well, yeah, jureith were on the spot.
I never had a catheter, but I had the feeling
that funny I was young when I had it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
And then the fear. I still remember the felling out
of the wreath.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
My daughter was around nine when she walked in on
myself and her stepfather in a compromising position. She described
that as a hippo sitting on a hot dog. That's
so may.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
That's so main.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Hot dog. Though we're talking like a friends's waiter, because
that would be pretty yeah with its long bun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Does that M podcast Network play z m's flesh Worn
and Haley?

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
I personally am not a watermelon girl. I don't like
the fruit. I don't like the flavor or anything or
the smell.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
No good for the p is it watermelon? No, it's
not good for terable for the peacos. Yeah, sorry, what
are we calling pmos? Metabolic? Nothing but sugar and water?
Just got nothing. Also, it's such a when you eat it,
you're like, it's such an effort, the melon getting in
the melon. It's water. And I grew up in a

(01:17:10):
big watermelon family. The whole family loves it. But I
was always take it or leave it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
But watermelon, you'd say, is one of the most popular
flavors in terms of like lip balms and scents and
sprays and stuff, and Mco Beauty's got a watermelon stuff.
I'm going to bring the producer girl is on because man,
every time I get a little box of MCO Beauty
treaties and the girls go crazy.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
My whole makeup kit basically is MCO Beauty.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Now, what was the inco beauty?

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
This is, by the way it sounds like, but you
lent me your makeup kit one day because someone was
coming into studio and it looked like a mango and
I had no maker.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
And I politely said, put this on. Put this on WD, love,
love and respect.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Was it a blush like a cheat tint?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
Yeah? It was. I love there.

Speaker 7 (01:17:53):
I've got a jelly tint blush that I use hevery
day and I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
So the reason we're talking MCO Beauty and watermelon is
because Cantbry Dairy Milk and MC Beauty have co labbed
a beauty brand and a chocolate bred.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Is it a nice smelling chocolate or a chocolate that
tastes like watermelon?

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
It's a watermelon milk chocolate with a watermelon flavored center.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Imagine like INCO Beauty.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Imagine like a caramelo texture. So it's a normal piece
of dairy milk chocolate and the gooeyness in the middle
is a watermelon goo.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
But what's in Coo Beauty doing the watermelon?

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
No, but one of their biggest because a lot of
their products are dupes, and one of the biggest stupes
is the watermelon jew drops from glow recipe.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Which I used a real one. Oh she's not really
just easy to find Jewish am I allowed to take
the watermelon jew drops dupe? Dupe like duplicate? Wup? Do
you as in the morning to you maybe if we
had that deer a little bit harder. I don't want
to tell you how to speak. It did make it

(01:18:59):
sound like it was just what you wish, just the
Jewish people.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
No, but those the glow Rici watermelon drops are famous.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
Ar use them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
And then so inco Beauty's got a dupe yes, and
so I guess that's where this watermelon s flavor because
it was we shouldn't be eating our beauty products because
I remember that when I went into Lush and I
saw a little thing I thought looked like white chocolate,
I took a little bite.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
I hate going into Lush because I want to eat everything.
You didn't grow up and a family with like flavored
like lip farms or anything. Yeah, yahah, it always just
but then I remember the first time I was at
intermediate in nineteen ninety three and Kristen Wilde said this
is Mandarin lip balm, and I went scoop. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:40):
I always have a sip of my bath bomb water
before I get in the bath.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
If I lush, excuse you, what day?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I'm sorry, We're not We're not letting you get away
with absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Online people do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
It before they jump and they have a little taste that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:56):
Taste nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
We think about it, then we pause and go there
just a little set. Okay, car, we're not supporting this.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
I just need to drink and anybody's bath water. I
just need to be sweeting or not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I'm not in the bath year.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I need to indulge you. What does it taste like.

Speaker 7 (01:20:23):
I've tried lots of different ones and it tastes like
so no, no, no bath bombs, bath bombs only. No,
there's like a baking soda aspect. But there's I like
the lavender one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
There's like a.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Weird one is really yummy too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
She's still day higher or five years Yeah, and I
love that when Sheddon was just saying that she's like
one eye on the tics machine hoping someone, someone, someone,
anyone will back up and drink bath water. Shannon, that's
out the gate. That's insane, bull bath tasting shit. Yeah,

(01:21:04):
that's not good soup. No, absolutely not terrible. You're on
your own there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
The z N podcast network plays z nds flesh One
and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
So study, and this is in America, So I don't
know if it'd be different in New Zealand. But true
love comes with a salary requirement. What do you think
it is? This is what Americans say a person needs
to earn a year for them to find true love
to be so you would be like, how much do
you earn? And it's under this amount, so that I'm

(01:21:36):
not even going to give you love a chance to
blossom here?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Yeah, And a lot of a lot of people in
the study said that a quarter of people that were
surveyed said that they reckon how much they earn. Their
own finances have kept them from finding true love. Right,
They're not earning enough.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Yeah, because salaries will be slightly different in America, right,
because the cost of living is different.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
One hundred and six thousand dollars. That's US. It's in
saying that's UIs. Let me get it, let me get
up US dollars. One hundred and six thousand UIs dollars. Yeah,
UIs dollars. That's one hundred and eighty thousand New Zealand
dollars based on current good market exchange. Oh, good luck
to you. You're going to die alone. That's so stupid. Yeah,

(01:22:19):
like crazy, right, Oh god, that's that's nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
I mean, look, listen, listen.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Would it be nice to have a wretch old man
just come and sweep up and remove all your problems
and say, darling, you don't have to get up at
four thirty anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Why do you say, old darling? Why can't he be young?
And I guess he's just taken time to grow his wealth.
He could have know, he could have sold his startup
to Silicon Valley at thirty five. Yeah, okay, might just
be to want money and I'm city sex, right. Those
nineteen year olds will want to be an old girl
like you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Yeah no, but they're not rich. They want to be
me because I think I've.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
Got the money.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
But they might come from old the money he's got
the money.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
No no, no, no, no no no. Yeah. Well so
this is what I wanted to ask, right, because there
might be some people that are like, you know, this
is my bottom line for dating. They've got to have
a job, X amount of money it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Could be they've got to be x centimeters tall. That
some people have that with like I won't date anyone below.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
We're talking baseline, baseline baselines to date somebody, what must
they have? Bottom line? Bottom line?

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
And I think the funny bit obviously, like he's got
to not be an abusive asking we all sort of
think that. Yeah, but like your you're little quick that
you're like, this is my one thing. He's got to
be able to drive. We're just like having a job
that would be a good starter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
Yet don't give I don't mean someone that's eighty thousand dollars.
And I don't even mean someone that's like out of work,
like and they're looking for a job because they're looking,
but it's just someone that doesn't work. I mean, I
don't know how you can do that in this day
and age, Like how are you buying your bills and stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
Yeah, what is your dating baseline? The one thing that
your bottom line bottom line, you're dating?

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
Bottom line? Where you go? If it's not this, I'm
not even looking at you. The hype ones weird ain't
because like you're just discounting so many people, so many
decent people. Yeah yeah, but maybe that's just your bottom line.
What's yours? Simply won't say numbers? Date Hailey. I don't date,

(01:24:22):
so I don't have the bottom line. I just I'm
single and free, you know, like what's yours? You cannot
be clean shaven, get it away from me, razor down.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
I don't think I could do it. This is why
we would never work out love clean sha he loves
a clean shave. Second day it's not okay, Well I'll
wait one hundred, dance at him as our number. You
can text through in nine six nine six? What is
your dating? Bottom line? He needs to be able to
back a trailer as a girl who's very good at it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Oh yeah, Actually a lovely listener took my pop's pool table.
You know, I put it up for three got rid
of her, and then he got his.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I think it might have been a dead or dead
and lord a back a bird trailer down. I said,
I haven't seen anyone back of trailer like that. I
thought that woman with eight kids was getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Yeah she didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
She flaked on me. So how are the kids going
to play pool? They'll be playing air pool? Okay? Tried
for a side I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good back
and good kids. They could have just grabbed a corner
each and one in the middle and lifted the whole
thing high tottled it down the street. That's her lost. Yeah.

(01:25:39):
They must get me a little treaty every time they
go to the supermarket, whether they've said I want one
or not. It's your bottom line. Toilet trained, that's all
that they ask down some of these some of these
beer minimums quite something, aren't they? Mark scrub that's included
in toilet I must have a sense of humor, someone,
I said. All I asked for is good table manner.

(01:26:00):
Is the risk we can work on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Actually, sense of humor. That would totally be my bottom line.
I don't think I could be of a humorless person.
Yeah no, but not funny than me. That's also my
next bottom line.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Right, So you've got you've got a bottom line and
a glass sealing and a glass ceiler. Got chat, They
got a fit somewhere in that goldilock sign.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Yeah, gotcha right, funny but not funnier than me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Good hygiene, al, there's a good hygiene financially responsible and
independent and emotionally intelligent.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
I can't have all three.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Sorry, it's like those memes. You've got ten dollars. Yeah,
and you've got to select, you know, only a few,
a few because you've only got ten dollars. Or it's
a triangle pick two.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Yeah, you know you can have a filthy, filthy, grootdy
boy with a heart of gold.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
That's the best one. I think that's the word. That's
what we can. I can't drive a car due to
health reason, so I guess mine would be you have
to be able to drive. Yeah, it doesn't matter if
it's a crappy car or flash car. But I guess
just been able to drive. Who's putting in the gas
money the person who's not driving, because the other person
is absorbing all the costs of owning seid vehicle. I agree, teeth,

(01:27:03):
just all of the bottom line. Yeah, teeth, we did. Yeah, chest,
here is a must no shaved chest, thank you, sir. No,
I'm on a man. I need him to not be
a man child. Again, you're asking a lot too much.
You've asked too much.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Yeah, your role as the female partner is to sort
of finish the raising process.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Now, clean ass, Now, I'll just I'll read the whole text.
You tell me if there's maybe a type on here
of the mister wood clean ass far No, like, for real,
I'm locked in with my wife, who is the cleanest
person I know. Is literally all he wants a clean bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
Oh, I think he means like a clean ass. You
know someone who's a.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
Real clean clean ass. Also, yess, but you can give
my daggs, but you're kind of like they shouldn't be
not crumbs. It needs to be able to cook a
proper meal. That's again that's from Amber, who wanted a
good high gene, financial, responsible, depending emotional intel. Can I
get a quick check there? Single you might be asking

(01:28:04):
to you're in new ceiling. You need to drop your
standings a little.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Down, down, down down down.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
Yeah, good teeth, nice feet or a nice foot, nice
foot there if they wash their hands after purple, that's
a that's chapter one of the book. That's good to
know why she can't have all of the things you
can't You're just sorry because you're not all of the things.
It's all of the things. It's impossible and is all

(01:28:32):
of the things. And she's looking for another fellow all
of the things. She's a unicorn looking for a unicorn.
A unicorn can't marry a donkey. I've looked for unicorns
on all sorts of Yeah, but you can put her
ice cream cone on a donkey and paint it. It's actually,
that's actually the that's actually the entire story of Folm
of the Unicorn. The charm is wow. The truck goes

(01:28:53):
around the corner and it crashes into another truck, one
truck or there's actually three trucks, a glue truck yep,
a carrot truck and a glue a truck. Oh wow,
and the glow sticks the thing Falmer's head flmas just
a miniature horse. Oh and then the gladder truck and
everyone thinks Falm is a unicorn. But then she finds
out something that's cracked up to be Does she ever come?

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Does she embody unicorn? And actually teaches her that was
she was a unicorn.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Along bingo beautiful wow, beautiful and being being a glittery unicorns.
Not everything that's cracked up to me because no one
would leave her alone and everyone constantly wanted something from her,
and she realized she was happy in the paddock all
along as a minga donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
I want to be I'm not a manga donkey. I
want to be a uniform.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
I know it, and I'll be happier as a unicorn
hearing I'm stuck as a ming a donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Play z ends Flesh One and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Some exciting entertainment news. I've got on my hands here, Okay, Barbie,
great movie.

Speaker 2 (01:29:45):
It was the movie of the year. Oppenheimer and Barbie
member that whole thing and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Barbie Too has been in discussions for quite some time, right,
like a part two to the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
Do we need an other one? It was do we
need another one? It was good enough, it was perfect
leave it. What year was twenty three? Three years ago? Wow?
No way. If you'd asked me ill to say eighteen
months tops?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Is this just am I just like gonna just be dead?

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
Yeah? You know, it just feels like life's going so fast.
You'll just be like, how do they get to sixty?

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
I'm going to stop and smell the Roses today. I
tell you what, Yeah, three years ago. Okay, So it's
been stalled though at Warner Brothers. So Warner Brothers trying
to lock down key talent from the first film before
like a major deadline, like a funding deadline. They're like,
we've gotta get it, like we're gonna sign, and apparently
everyone wants more money.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
So Greta Google understandable.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Yeah, Greta Goog was ready to start riding.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Barbie two, Margot Robbie, Ryan Goslang all in talks to return,
but they're like, no, he wants Ryan Gosling wants twenty mil.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Oh that's fair enough, give the man twenty mil. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
The trio, Ryan, Margo and Greta Girl were the director
talking about getting a better cut of box office revenue
because it did so well, yeah, rather than just taking
like a you know, upfront fee as well. So all
of the talent reps of saying they've been declining, declining
every offer.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
That Warner Brothers has been making. So it's stalled that
movie is going to make years so much money. Yeah,
and Barbie and Ken want a cut. Yeah right. So
other little entertainment news, this is a this is a
big Millennial.

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
The show New Girl, which I got into late and
then when I watched it loved it. New Girl, Zoey Deschanel,
The Fringe of All. Yes, Yeah, yes, Jake Johnson, Yeah,
Jake Johnson. There were talks of a of a reunion,
like you know, coming back and getting the band back together,
and it was stalled like so and so doesn't want
to do it or anything like that. Sounds like it's

(01:31:46):
actually happening. It's happening, okay. So one of the cars
came by and said, yes, as far as I know,
it is happening. We've seen scripts written by the original creator.
They've all gone out. Everyone's just you know, there's no
official word on it. Yep, but actors have scripts. Now,
can we just quick little third piece of entertainment us?
And I want to bring producer Garwin into you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
What's the weirdest thing online? Over the weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
Over the weekend, a trailer dropped for a movie in
which Olivia Coleman, in an old, unmarried wench in year
Days Gone By, gets Peter Dinklage to build her a
husband made of wicker, who is played by Alexander Skarsker. Correct,
and they have hot wicker sex. Now, this is one
for This is one for the sentient romance girlies. So

(01:32:33):
the romance novels that are about pillows, about doorknobs, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
This okay, carry on, carry on. Wow, this is the
one for you.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
He is made of wicker and he looks hot.

Speaker 5 (01:32:46):
He does.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
He's got wicker abs a huge There's a part in
the trailer where she goes she's looking down and you
hear like the sound you know when you sit on
wicker furniture in an expanse col when this looks good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
I'm so excited, guys, I'm my host.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Yes, host of screening. What Scout's got said? It was
agent just want me the weirdest he has.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
And stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:33:12):
He was like, give me a big game movie. He'll
do these huge movies, but he also wants to do
like weird movies, your fun stuff of costume. This looks
sang in this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Well, lots to look forward to for to or not.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Another one in the bag. It's asanci bag as well.
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