Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th August 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast network. This is for the Flesh's
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
So time trials have been happening for the Tour de France.
That's the bikes, that's the fast little skinny bikes.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
In France, little skinny bikes. Is the actual tour or
it was? Has it finished? Because I thought we saw
a thing when we were over there a little well
this was this? Has this is breaking new?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Right that this was during the time trials or maybe
this is retrospectively fourth of July to July twenty six,
so it's done. So is this only coming out now
that this was a huge issue?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I believe. So this is where this started from.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Was these time trials right with a it's before the
big race. Several women say that during the time trials,
some of the women in the World Team's tour, we're
wearing padded bras, heavily padded. We're talking more than just
a thin layer to cover a stiff.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Neck, right well as a man with not large breasts.
I had imagined that would be comfortable riding a bicycle
with a padded bra. No, no, no, so you'd want
a sports bra, I want to I want strapped down
I'm strapped downstairs.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
So the reason some of these women have been wearing
these padded bras is to gain an aerodynamic edge.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
This is like they were rejecting the balls when they
to make them bigger, make them bigger, plumper, get a
bit more wind on them. But how does having an
extra bra.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So around a chest shape acts as chest fairing, smoothing
air flow and cutting.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Drag back to three point six percent in time trials
that would actually add up three point six percent.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
So I guess it's like you know, when you lean
and if you got a rounded chest, it's.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
So the wind even the boobies, the when the wind
kind of goes away those around you maybe not down
you so much. A curve like you see a curvy, Yeah,
race car, don't you the curves and the one flows
over when it takes you down and flow away from
your body less maybe maybe rather than it just ends
up going into like ye. So people have been accusing

(02:26):
some of the riders for these patted bras and it
is a band rule, so they're where they are.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Aware like the cycling water, aware that this is a thing.
It is you see I rule one point three point
three two slash one point three point three.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Three you remember I remember that rule bands close Tour
de France females is currently racings nine seven on the.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Lads at the same time, or like go the next
day because it will just be flirting and it'll.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Just riding a bike when someone's a padded braro smashing
into power. I was going to say, because I was like,
I'm sure it had been finished. The ladies are now
thank you for clarifying texter.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So that role, as you know one point three point
I put it, AND's clothing or accessories that modify a
rider's morphology. So adding giving yourself bigger booby.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You just realized what's happened just modifying your morphology. Well, well,
the the officials men want to have a look at
the boobs, you.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Know what.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
To check. That's a real tip.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Let me touch that that's pattered, so it's no counts
as non essential equipment. Stuffing your br to change your
body's airflow profile technically falls foul of the same role.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Eyed on race radios or ice socks and time. So
what's the ideal cup then of for a because of
you're saying I think I have something there are we're
talking to see.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
What, because you can't modify your own booby size, right,
So this, if.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
You had a bigger you could go and get bigger booth.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
If you had a bigger boob without a padded bra,
how you would have the same shape that you're getting
from a padded bra.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right, So if you go get some titdi implants. Yeah,
because that's very lean, that's what you I mean. I
don't want to speak for every cyclist, but I've never
noticed artificially changing or having a larger chest size can
improve aerodynamics. Bake teddies on the body, a round chest

(04:37):
axis chest flaring fearing, which we've talked about.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
So they say it's less about being bigger and more
about being smoother. So you're creating from the head down
smoother profile. So a flat or concave chest and the
aggressive time trials creates turbulent airflow and pressure changes around
the torso and thighs.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
This is crazy. Good old days were at the end
of a hard day of torti France and you went
into a tent and they pumped you full of horse
blood and yeah, yeah, old days where it took an
entire blood transfusion to cheat the systems. Anyone's still wearing
those yellow brass live strong bracelets.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Around a chest shape smooths the airflow around the body
as you see, kind of hoof reducing over pressure on
the thighs. So your titties are protecting your thighs and
letting your thighs do the world and creating this resist.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, that sister who knew. That's who said when he
plucked the rib from Adam to make Eve, and he said,
let the titties protect the thighs. Amen and the Tour
de France in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, Fletchborne and Hailey big pod from the Fletchborn and
Haley group chat.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
This is the top six. Hear the wacho cheese shapes.
Thank god they can go for a crimpy chicken worst
shape flavor. Oh oh, happily quit. That is the most
delicious tasty. Oh yum. It's been so long. This is
a colade because there are a sponsor and they aren't

(06:13):
sha Yeah, a Warriors sponsor, And earlier this year they
said we'll extend that sponsorship out for two years. It
probably got rounded this time of the year and we
need a you know, cashing on this collab.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
We should have done wa Sarbie. Oh, you know, because
it's just cheesus too. Similar to We've got to go.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We're going to people don't like sabi. It's a bit
of acquired you know. What are those ones we like?
Snap the peas?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, ones is a good sabi ones who not actually peas.
We've talked about this. We talked about that moly them
up and put them in a mold. Yeah, and of
course they do what we think you think. They were
just deep the entire like cellular structure. Yea. It helped

(07:11):
when we ate the whole bag, which is five. Sorry
about it was just peace. It's well, you've got the
top six top six other food sports collabs for companies
out there, all right, number six on the list, the
All Blacks need sponsorship. I put forward the Halas All
Blacks pudding. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, oh yeah. Do you
like black purs? Not really like it's weird that you do.

(07:36):
I don't think you're going to be a black pod fan.
I mean they'll probably just stick with their wheaty becks
in there. Yeah, you know, it doesn't it doesn't have
a fun pum name to it. It doesn't know. Number
five on the list. This is for the black Caps, okay,
and the other forts sports food co lab options. The
meadow mushroom, black cat mushrooms, not death cat mushrooms. No,

(08:00):
for those in your beef. Well, and maybe when they
take the field they can wear a hat that's like
a mushroom. And test cricket they could wear a white
hat that looks like a mushroom. Professional sports people and
the management's like, you want.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
To get paid or not, you've got to put on
these styrofoam mushroom hats.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
They slow us down. I don't care. It's cricket. Four
on the list. The silver ferns okay, the netball team,
our national Netball Tomonwealth Gold Medal champions. Yeah, correct, the
silver ferns, farms silver side, ferns, corn corn silver side. Correct. Okay,
So that's what's by. Can we all need our iron,

(08:40):
especially the ladies, especially the ladies. The ladies need the iron.
Get rid of the silicide. That's your iron apparently low
shocking goodness, shocking shocking. And then you know when they
go for the halftime and traditionally you know drink. Maybe
you know some sugary boots. They sit down and they
have a couple of slices of silver side. Yeah, I
love a cornbee because that's what this weekend, that's what

(09:02):
I want in the middle of halftime of an extensive
sports me. You're right. The next one is for the
black sticks.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, black that you're working with, because that's our you know,
really straight.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Number two is really good, coming up terrible. I number
less of the topics of the food sports col is
the black sticks. Yeah, the r J licorice, black liquor sticks.
Oh yeah, yeah, because they're little sticks. Yeah, the sticks
of black licorice, the other black sticks J's licorice. But
I love the licoric You've loved everything on the list
so far. I love food. Yeah, I do black licorice.

(09:40):
I'll do those r J's red ones with the Shreby
down with the chocolate log in the middle. Yeah. Yeah,
naughty is red licorice licorice? No, but it's like white
chocolate's not chocolate. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
My dad loves eats black licorice all the time. It's
always in the house. And I've come to hear I've
come back to her.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
What is it bad for if you eat to much
of it? Is ship You only have to have one
a lot, though, But isn't it really toxic? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
if you overdose some licorice, it's bad. It's really bad
for something. But yeah, I think you do have to
eat a fair amount of it just standing by. Stand by.
Eating more than fifty seven grams of black licoricia day

(10:21):
for two weeks can cause dangerous health problems. The candy
contains a compound called glorous, which lowers potassium levels and
rage that raises blood pressure. Blood pressure. It's really bad
for people over forty seven. Tell Craigie's sixty five. Number
two on the list of the top six food sport

(10:43):
collabs is for the white ferns. Okay, and it's fern
leaf white ferns butter because that's a very light butter,
not so yellow. It's not the yellow friends. Yeah yeah,
and it's white. No. I don't trust the white butter
to be totally honest with yet, that was my least
favorite one. I always us and junk food for the

(11:05):
strength of number one. We've forgot the structure of the
top set, Top top Sex, other food sports colage. This
one does itself. The kit cat Breakers, Oh yeah, have
a breakers, break have a breakers, have a cat cat
Why haven't they done that? That's a brilliant that's a brilliant.
That's a brilliant one. And stop talking. You can make

(11:25):
money under this. Sell that. Get that in an email.
I just I just it was for Freid See how bad?
See how you make number two bad? So number one
scenes But it's why I didn't need it. But why
not make all of them as good as number one?
How hard that is?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
In the morning, work in the morning. If you're listening
to us, now that's your choice.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
You know, we just come. I love you, but shut up,
shut up. That is today sep Sex the fletch haleyd Well,
an Italian woman throw her one million euro lottery ticket
and the hurts my heart. Now we were just saying

(12:05):
the twenty mil prize the other day that was won
by a couple of gen Z's that was split with
somebody with a ticket. Yes, and Auckland and was a
brown bab block house, baby blockhouse breakhouse that still hasn't
been There is a ticket reports that one has actually
been cashed in now, so is it just in someone's
glove box and the little metal compartment in the goal.

(12:27):
You know, is it an old gowl? Nanny gets your
ticket so she doesn't check them. She did? What is
she died because she checked out the old fashioned way.
She underlined it and we were very close. What if
she accidentally threw it out? That stresses me out so much?
So this happen? Claim to this happened. The other week.
An Italian woman had a one million euro lottery ticket.

(12:50):
She went down to the local lotto shop and the
machine said, we can't you've won a prize too much.
That's too much. You'll have to go see I don't know,
contact someone will also which one? So she went back
home and which you put at the daft cow?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
Yea?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
So she just chucked it down on the table and
that was when she realized. She returned home from the store,
a family member told her that the regular numbers had won.
Her numbers had won. They immediately ran back to the shop,
only discover that the ticket had already been thrown away
and the rubbish had been collected. So we don't regular

(13:29):
number A were just yeah yeah, So she rang the
disposal company, the rubbish company and it was still on
the truck stop. The truck stop the truck workers went through.
That's nice of them. I would have made her. I
would have just dumped it. I would have come back
to her house dumped on her front. May not you

(13:52):
sort that out? So apparently took them a day, but
they found it in one piece. Shut up they did.
They found it in one piece.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Can you imagine, because you know, like most of our
rubbish bags would look the same yep, right, like some
version of corn starch bag or whatever.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
So you'd be digging through people's rubbish.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
They could be all sorts of like nappy.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
So because of that, because it was dangerous material in
the way, so they don't know what's in there and
they could be hazardous materials. They had to take it
to a specialist company equipped to do the work, and
it has mad and everything, and they went. It took
them a whole day. They found various tickets and subs
from other people that have been once. I haven't won

(14:35):
chuck this out. Does she pay for this their time?
I'm assuming so, yes, I'm assuring the woman's had to
sign a promise to cover all of the additional costs
and CUD so if she didn't find it, she didn't
find it, she would have paid whatever days of work,
a couple of days labor that they But yeah, they

(14:57):
found the ticket. It was one piece, and she's cashed
in her one million euro lottery ticket. Yeah, two million dollars.
I don't know. It doesn't say what it costs for
them to go through all the trash, but I don't
care for two mil even if it costs, Like, how
would you keep how long would you keep asking them
to search? Like they found it after a day, but
what if there was day three they're like, we haven't

(15:18):
found anything, and she's like the wages of starting to up.
I know it's in there though, you know it's in
there because it was on the truck and the truck
has yet and your rubbish is in there.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
If you knew for certain that was the rubbish that
was picked up, and I knew i'd put it in
that bin that went out that day, I'd just keep going.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Keep going, and keep going. You don't want that getting soggy.
You don't want a cannon beans or rubbish.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Juice, the barcode coming getting getting eaten by some worms
or something. Why it's tressful. I can't want the paper tickets.
Anyone always goes the paper tickets.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Are more lucky. They're not. No, they're not. It's all
just one in a gazillion chance.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
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Speaker 7 (16:04):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
Little silly little pool. When you're having a home cooked dinner,
do you eat the same meal as your partner? As
today's question, I follow this one intolerable woman online. Oh
my god, who me too?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Hi Hi, It's just at Hailey Sprout of the day. Yeah,
and she's like, what's for dinner today?

Speaker 2 (16:45):
My husband's having And then she played her husbands I'm
having plays. He's usually completely different. My kids are having
usually completely different.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
What I think food compatibility is so important between partners.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Unless something they're treading for something or whatever, like you're
gonna die.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I'm not in the mood to be on a die. Yeah,
could you date? Like if youian or just been nightmare? Yeah,
big fat pieces of meat and then watching them and
being like, yeah, girl, eat it, eat it, yeah, eat it.
But your food compatibility that the source dribble down because
I was, you know, hanging out for a while with

(17:26):
a Celiac not as fault. Yeah, man, it was hard. Yeah.
The crackers, no crackers, no crackers. I every time I've
been to a get together at a person with sex
they were hosting, yes, And I was like, man, these
crackers are ship with the chairs. I was like, like,

(17:47):
what are they to avoid them? And they are the
only ones that you can. I'm so sorry. So I'm
really feeling it for the Seaiac brothers and brother you're crackers.
Could even dip the knife in the same butter. Oh wow,
because he got a crumb. It was like that was
it was very sorry, very soli.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, if you're with someone who's got something, you know,
crumes or something like that, sure, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Well the pole result it was yes always most of
the time or no, not often. This is if you
have the same meal as homebooks dinner as your partner.
Seventy seven percent of people said yes always, Yeah, easy peasy.
You know dad's eating what mum's putting on the plate.
Mum's eating what dad's cooking on you know, on eating
what mum's a lot though, thirty percent that don't so

(18:36):
so no, no, no, seventy seven percent so just over
twenty nineteen percent most of the time and four percent
no not often, oh not often, needing the same as
their partner. Some feedback on it, Ash said, hell, no,
I eat the healthy, expensive stuff so I can keep
it hot. And Twitt, well, I load him up with pasta.
One of us has to stay sixty and you beat
your sweet ass. I will continue to fight for that title. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
When you do get it into that healthcake though, and
you get all the expensive you've got all your stuff
and you're like, you don't even care.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, cheap stuff. I'm gonna go organic. Yeah yeah, okay,
why not, mostly says Joyna. Apart from pork chop chicken
sate night, Now, there's no punctuation between pork chop and
chicken sante. So do you think it's one night.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Chops she's having the chicken sante? She doesn't, she doesn't
play with the pork chop.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, so okay, pork chops has favor from reading on its,
it's his favor in my favor, and we both hate
each other's favorite meals. So she likes chicken sante, he
likes pork chops. Okay, how can you hate either of those?
I don't like a pork chop, A lamb chops done right?
Like that. I'll even say bacon get out. It's too much,

(19:46):
well bacon.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
I think when bacon's and a meal, it's like bacon,
I can really taste.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's what we like about bacon. Makes me feel sad.
Sometimes you exclude the bacon because you feel sorry for eggs.
They're doing a lot of the heavy lifter with the
protein and all the vitamins and everything, but the just like,
guess what, I'm the most delicious thing here. We both
go to the gym and our home at different times.
I'm starving while he's still training, so I just eat
without him. That's fair, That makes sense. That was from Christy,

(20:12):
a man. He said two years ago. I decided everyone
could cook for themselves adult two young adult kids got
sick of food going to waste. Ye're nice, so everybody
just cooks your own meals must be cho adult children.
Hell ya girls in the kitchen. He's a ship of
our household, so absolutely it means I don't have to cook.
I'll just eat whatever he does. Nice, Yeah, lush Abby.

(20:33):
I'm just about to move in with my partner, so
I'm trigged how this will go. I hope when I
want girl dinner, he's also happy to have girl dinner.
That's from Abby, Abby. Girl dinner is never going to
fill him up. No want girl dinner. Guys don't want
girl dinner. But I've got a couple of.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Cheery tomatoes, a slice of eat am I got sort
of fifty grams of shaved hand that I found.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Four glasses of wine. Four glass it's wrong with you.
I just so funsps a little bit more protein, and
then we cook our way and we ended up eating
a whole pack of sausages. Okay, I'm almost on board
with it. Good luck, Abby, Let us know how that goes.
M says, we always ate at the same time. But

(21:14):
I'm vegetarian and he's very much not vegetarian. Yeah, so
same time, different meals. Yes, even my six year old
eats the same No way am I cooking three different meals?
Said Tyler. The excess year old eats what it's told
to eat. Yeah, I'm celiac, so sometimes he wants some
gluten and I miss out from Hannah. Yeah and Taylor. Guys,
my birth friend cooked dinner the other night and I

(21:34):
couldn't stress enough how goddamn good it was at this stage. Yes,
we eat the same meals when we were together. I
think we've got a keeper here. This is from Taylor.
Oh yeah, he's just found love because he's a snorer
memory everybody. I actually really like keeping up with Taylor's
personal life. Yeah, considering of gender here, yeah, listener, Hailey

(21:57):
pushing on every hit norms on. I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry. Yeah, I'm disgusting. I'm not going to be
as a complaint. Just before it shuts down, I'm.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Gonna look at some boobies to just keep gayer gay
it up about okay, and I will too, just to
keep everything and ourlly to the lesbians.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
That's what they can be. The only one left working
here because you two looked up boobies on the we're
going going, are you not? Are not? It sounds like
he's not an ally.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
No.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
When he sees my boobies, he goes, yeuck, put those away?
Yeah ye yeah. So for selling little pile. We asked
I when having a home cooked dinner to you at
the same meal as your partner. Seventy seven percent of you. Yes. Always.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Then in podcast network.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now the year is twenty twenty four, right, and US millennials,
we're just out here trying to exist.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
We're just trying to live.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
We're just trying to we're trying to fly under the radar,
trying to stay relevant as long as possible. And in
the gen zs they came at us and they said, hey,
lose it. Your ankle socks are so bad are saying now?

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Just our snapshot outside the window here at work, we
have it like the coffee shop that does the Hailey
Beaber smoothies. Yes, very it's a very cool hip spot.
And there's always a run club that comes on Thursdays.
And right now outside the run club stopped for the
coffee girls down the cruiser unbelievably called for Auckland at
the moment though. Yeah, a lot of them in shorts

(23:23):
so we can see their their song. I'm say we've
got some. We got some full leg and some high crewise.
I went to a cruise because you said they weren't
grow anyone and.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
You and I told Dr Shawnee he had to do
a whole full shoe and sock reshop.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I mean we we set too.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
You told us cruise socks are done, and we said, okay,
well we'll get rid of them. Socks are done, and
we said, okay, where are we going? We see the crew.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I went full crewk I just stopped up on crew
on cruise socks the other day. I'm crewing right now.
Don't tell me they're done, babes. Oh God, it's not
only that. It's not that the cruise socer is done.
Is that the ankle sockers returned. So if you did
my mind out, I bend them all. Well, babes, get
yourself to bloody wherever farm any straight ankle Oh these maybe,

(24:16):
see that's more of a cruise. I don't think anyone
out there is told them that. Yeah, but that's sports.
We're looking at sports here. I'm talking fashion. I'm on
a mum and Mia.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
They do life, sports, beauty, fashion, everything, the movies, no, no, no,
separate to and the music. Okay, right, ok So two
years ago, twenty twenty four, we were told that they
called it the Great sock Debate of twenty four ripped
the Internet apart where we're like, all right, ankle socks
are done. You know you took our side parts, you
took our skinny janes, you took our socks away.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
This is straight from gen Z's mouth, doctor Sewan. He's
just message, Oh my god, are you kidding me? I
spent so much money on it.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I remember the day he came around and he was
like Jesus Christ at sit back, and we were like
you you will never look back. Well, doctor Seawan, I
am afraid gen zs are letting us know. We're allowed
to wear ankle socks again. We're allowed to wear a
low cut shoe and we're allowed to pair that with
an ankle sock. You want to put that under your caprice,
You want to put that under your loose baggy jeans,
you want to put that under your shorts?

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Now? Is this for summer? Upcoming summer? Upcoming summer? Because
it's hot in the ankle and that's what I'm thinking.
Is this a northern hemisphere pushed because these people are
experiencing a heat.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Wave from Australia. I think we're getting prapped. I think
we're getting prapped right, so we just it's it's cringe
to see.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
The sock again. We're not going sock it. That will
never There was never hot and it never will. That's
completely invisible. Isn't it under a loafer? But this is
your ankle sock? We are allowed. Okay, mark my words
here and now we're allowed to ankle sock. Seven eight
wants to check on the slouch sock. Where are we
out with a slouch sock? Sort of like I feel
like I drew it down. I saw a couple of

(25:55):
slash socks outside. Because I saw that, message had to
google what a slouch sock was. It is sort of
a crew a mid calf sock slouched down. I think
it's okay, but loose ladies. The ladies it's over a legging,
they pull it up, over the.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Pull it up.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
If it's up too tight, you look like you just
gotta relax it. About five three nine said I'm glad
I kept my ankle socks, my fat calves, and I
didn't want to listen to this idea that we had
to have.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I rock a big calf two and my socks they
stretch out at the top and in the ankle they
fall down.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
So that's a problem my share. But but we're okay.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
So if we're going with a low profile sneaker, say
a Chuck Taylor, a regular, not a high top, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
There always an ankle sock. Way on earth? Would I
cover the skinniest part of my leg? It's zero four?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah, that's right when those ankles are back. Baby Matt said, God,
it's cheap being not cool.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
You don't have to kick here. Yeah, you don't care,
you know, on.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
A whim, because every I feel like every month they're saying,
sorry about that, we've got you to chuck out your
skinny jans.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah back, and Robin said, I'm laying I still wear
skinny jeans and ankle socks every weekend. You're not lame,
are you? You're comfortable And actually it's all back if
you hang out long enough and look whatever you're wearing in.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Fashion, you don't don't make a hasty chuck out decision.

Speaker 8 (27:16):
Plays it ends Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
There is a new movie that the Progessic gurlies have
had a sneak peacap who's in this Juet Leaper's mister
turn Leapers, mister Callum Leaper. He's having a moment eight
he's a great actor that we like the Masters of

(27:41):
the Year. He was brilliant in that, and he is
so good in this new movie. It's called One Night Only.
Finding love is hard enough. Try doing it on the
one eighty year single people were legally allowed to have sex.
I hate this namey mom. I'm just going to stand No,
we should go out. There's no sense safe.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I just want to find like a good.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Guy to finding truel us on the least romantic and
the year one night. So this is explain this this
premise because people are saying the rom com this movie
is back.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yes, So basically, if you know the premise of The Purge,
which was a famous movie about ten years ago where
all crime was legal for one night, imagine that as
a rom com. So the government has got involved and
created a sexual mandate.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You're only allowed to have pre marital sex for one
night of it the year.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Wait, what happens If you do, you get arrested. You've
got to track it in your body and it can
tell if you.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Are apocalyptic future situation, who's running the government? Honestly, like
not really like it seems like it's tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Yeah, but I know the difference between a person being
in there in something else of which I am indulging
in myself. So it's all about like the hormones, and
then it can detect if someone else is like having
the same next to you, like having the same reaction
next to you.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
There's sides behind it.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
And yeah, the president in the movie that kind of
showing very trumpy, right, there's a real modern twist on it.
But yeah, So basically, for one night of a year,
everyone goes out. They really dress up and glitter, like
like a New Year's Eve vibe. And so you're following
Callum Turner and another female on their night this one
night only. So the whole movie is set across the
span of twelve hours, and so.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
The point of the night is to go out and
find a shag. But yeah, but obviously you like, yeah, yeah,
you might find.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Some laugh Yeah, but also yeah, people who are in
long term relationships but aren't married, you can only do
it once a year.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh okay, that's get married. Well that's that's the question
the point. Yeah, So, okay, we all thought handmade sound
was ridiculous until it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
You know, what's the funniest part of this is that
you have to also use contraceptions.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
You have to use babies. I thought the conservatives, I thought, right, yeah,
baby being a The guy who wrote this yet has
other titles include Muppet Babies, Puppy Dog Pals, Pubstruction, which
follows animated puppies who work in construction. He was Borday,

(30:14):
he was I need something, spice Pots, which is toddler.
It's for toddlers. It's on Disney. This guy's gone from
like animated Penguins. But I think the joint is famously
has done easy A Yeah, yeah, Knocked Up and Friends
with Benefits. He did all of the old He also

(30:37):
did Peter Rabbit, Yeah, he did do.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
But honestly, the movie is this is the strongest recommendation
I can give for a new movie in the last
few years.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
I'll politely and kindly tell you to shut up. This
Spider Man has literally been released in the last week
and it's breaking all the box office records, and it's
beautiful and gorgeous.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
But this genuinely was so hilarious.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Every single joke landed, and I feel like sometimes with
sex humor, it's just a bit low brown.

Speaker 9 (31:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Sametimes they go a little tacking on the humor, and
you know what, I like, all good for Delpe and
he's not unattractive, but in this movie I went, oh,
I understand, now, I get it.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
They also make fun of his ears quite a lot.
Little dumblee flower, little situation.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh it's lovely. Is he still on the running to
be the next James Beard? They reckon. There'll be an
announcement for the end of the year. Just Namer, Yeah,
just Dragon, give it. You're a black woman in the world. Okay,
I'm excited for that. Do you know I've just been
I'm just in full true crime.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I'm on a Binge podcast doc o everything, and I
watched the Idaho murders.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, this is kind of remember it happening. It's horrible.
It is horrible. It's one of them.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
It was like the biggest true crime case of the
twenty twenties. I would say this is going to be
our Medaline Macawn.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
Don't know if that's the right thing.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Just that's okay. It's a mystery. They know that this
guy did it right.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Well, now he's recanted as guilty plea as of about
a week or so ago, he's recanting.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, I've been watching a lot of it.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
I'm watching nights Stalker, which kind of is all about
the Nightstalker, but it follows more the the detectives as well,
and how they were like this young up and becoming
New York Mexican detective who was like I just wanted
to like make it in the big city and he's like,
holy ship up on the Nightstalker.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
So yeah, that's what I'm watching at the moment. Movies
WHI Spider Man, I would say, go watch it. It's beautiful,
it's lovely TV shows. I'm catching up on the Outer
Banks before Outer Banks the last season. Okay, Treasure Teens
something else to watch with my daughter. We watched TV
shows and stuff together. Yeah, so she's like catch up

(32:47):
more watched the last season.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
So Outer Banks is actually like a fun, like really
easy watch. What are you watching at the Mark Rivals?
Oh yeah, yeah, which I look because it's been on
my watch Lost for ages. It's very good. It's British
like they don't mess around the brilliant but if they're
going to do it, they do it well. Yeah, very good.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Lots lots to say, lots to what lots, just lots
of wind set movie out.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Do you know when are the Callum Turner movies out? Yeah?
August thirteenth. August's away today a week today? How fun
for the for the rom com.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
There were so many people I know, love and respect
messaging the same thing we like putting on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
The rom com is back. It literally is it's about
time because that j Lo playing that.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
The bad news the ZM podcast network.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Ms fletched, Vaughn and Haley this.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Is great ninety six nine six. If you want to
let us know which celib you think we look like,
because I've asked AI twice and I had to remind
them I was thirty six.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Oh I heard they shirt for Okay, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
So.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
There is a trend and actually the theory behind this
makes so much sense. There is a trend where people
are going online and they are using AI or particular
apps that can do us but you don't need to.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
If you have an AI provider, they'll do it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
And you upload a photo of yourself, a front facing
selfe like I did yesterday, and I said, what plastic
surgery should I get?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
And then I thought about maybe getting lip fill all afternoon,
and then you saw that video of all those people
that woke up with scars and different parts of their
body that they didn't ask for, and I canceled my
flights to Bagdock.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
So you can upload a selfie or a nice photo
of yourself where your face is really clear, and you
just say, what celebrity do I look like?

Speaker 6 (34:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I uploaded yesterday a very I uploaded the photo for
me yesterday, the same one, very raw, no makeup selfe
and it gave me a list of people that I
will accept.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And then I was like, oh, it's not the best photo.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Uploaded a photo of men which I genuinely think I
look the prettiest I've locked all year, and it said
Mary Louise Park or Patricia Raquette, both of home are
in their sixties.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
In the sixties, why are people doing this?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
So what you do is so I'll go back to
the original one, right, Okay, I got So what you
do is you upload this photo what's celebs and it
will give you a less so for me on the
on the raw soufie, it said Shalene Woodley.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Or a Meala Cunis or a Kobe smolders from how
am I mother?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Which I can kind of say, right, then the trenders
you go and you follow those people on social media,
and from there you get their makeup tips, like you
get their style that they do, what works for their face,
what works for their kind of hair, and whatnot, because
they your celebrity look alike, because they are the ones

(35:46):
worth millions of dollars and stylists and professional makeup artists
that know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So if you're like I don't know what makeup suits me,
now you have this like guide. Okay, even if you're
a little bit louted and you think you look like
Olivia Day, would that still work for you? You need
to be real, so you need to go.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
So when I went on the AI, it said you
have a striking, fresh faced look with strong features, defined eyebrows,
almond shaped, light hazel.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Eyes, and clean facial structure. Thank you, But you need
it to.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Kind of analyze shape because then that's how these celebrity
makeup artists and stylists are doing. These celebrities based on
enhance their natural shape, whereas we're.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Like poor willy nilly, like I don't know what to do.
So we're not getting the best out of our face.
I think it's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It's I can see what because you're going to go
and look at someone who looks similar to you that
rather than looking at like a Victoria's Secret model who
looks nothing like me.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
If I'm going to be honest, and then.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I can look and be like, oh yeah, I see
how that professional has done her makeup based on her
almond shaped eyes, which I also have.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Yes, now did you find out who you look like? Vorne?
You're taking a little selfie. I didn't do it. I
didn't want to too udly, do you really want to
know Vin Diesel? I mean white T shirts? Yeah? What

(37:17):
else is he that's only weird to steal cars? Now,
you just need to remember that family cars, No, not
always steal raced them. And then he got a little
bit silly and he started working for the government. The
cars could do sorry, crazy things, ludicrous the Carter space.

(37:37):
I can't believe we've got to let him get away
with that. Okay, you can be a Vin Diesel. Okay, right,
what does he wear? The buff? I'm gonna have the hell,
I don't have the arms tank tops.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
So I looked up. I see what celebrity does. New
Zealand RADI presented Vaughn Smith's look like New Zealand. Zilian
radio host Vorn Smith is often compared to a few
different public figures, one of her, miss check Black. When
sporting a full of beard and high energy facial expressions,
he often gets compared to check Black.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Often never heard it once, so sorry, so often often
it's high praise. Often Michael Stevens of the Source. I
don't know what right. It's a good idea, though.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It's a good idea if you're if you're wanting like
makeup inspiration to find out what lips have a similar
facial structure and be like they literally pay thousands to
get their makeup done.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, maybe that'll look good on.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
The needwork plays z ends Fletch one and.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Haley Columbia Fletch one of your favorite countries, Yes, great
country Columbia. Yeah, cynic Columbia. A multiplex at Katagena and
was showing Spider Man, which you are brand new done,
very dude rules.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
I saw one thing that said this is how superhero
movies should be done in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, it's so good. I cannot recommend it enough. Ah,
it was you should. We're not going to see it.
I haven't seen any of the others. Toby Maguire is
my spider Man. Toby is a spider Man. Okay, okay, Boomer,
yes you let you have you Maguire. So there's a
there's a screening going on and got the hen and

(39:22):
someone reports a gas a gas leak. Oh shit, like,
evacuate the evacuate the cinema. It turns out there was
no gas leak. Someone was just dropping absolutely rotten fu
like those farts. Sometimes you're like, is that person dying?
Are you like cooking from the inside? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I do farts like that. Sometimes I was like, I'm

(39:44):
unwell and you're gross even yourself out like that. Yeah.
There was speculation that someone had set off one of
those stink bombs, like a fart bomb. It was so
bad and so hungent, but the cinema workers searched no
sign of it, no little waiting. A cinema fart is
six level embarrassing. Did somebody own up to it? No
one ever owned up to it, that's ever opened, never

(40:09):
owned up to it. They were just like it was farts.
There was nothing. Eagine being so bad people thought it
was a gas dude as a girl's iba.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Sometimes, if I've eaten the wrong combination of things and
that it's been allowed to ferment in my stomach for
too long, I'm shocked. It's it's almost to a point
of curiosity. We're like, what how did that? How did
that even come out? Will the next one be like that?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Yeah? The next one worse? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, next one
not as bad, but still that next one, well, I
think the spirit of that will remain in that period
of underwear till it's in. It stays, you know what
I mean, Just throw them out. It's that we want
to know. This morning, I know one hundred dollars in
him nine six nine sex. You can text then when
did a fart ruin a moment? Yeah? Because sometimes they

(40:52):
just they just pop out, don't they?

Speaker 5 (40:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah, sometimes you can't help it a friend, surely, not
like during a wedding or a funeral. Okay, it's for
a funeral one hundred percent, because old people are there,
and if you're sitting on like a church or those
hard cheers vineyards, that can be standing, yep. But funerals
and old people like to go to funerals. Yeah, and
they're a little two to you.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Yeah, they are, but also measured someone like like breaking
terrible news to you. And then and then it's just
like there's that undeniable fart in the room and you're like,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Yeah, like the doctors, I'm sorry, they're not going to
make it. The doctors. When you met someone and it
just pops out and you're on a date and it
just completely ruins the moment. Maybe you've been on a
date and someone's just a fart, will put it but
a hanky panky a bit.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
So I have a friend, well, one of the greatest
stories you ever told me. They were trying something new.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Okay, okay, and he was quite far up the body, okay,
And I know the story the best that is knowing
who this story is about. I'll never say I've told
this before. And he's far up the body. I can't
even describe the position because we'll be taken off here. Yep.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
But somehow he farts on her chest right, and it
makes the connection of the of the nurse and the
sweat and the and the shape of woman's chest.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
It creates the most god awful fart and it's like
raspberry like motivoating motor boatings and movies with you. But yeah,
he said, he like was so embarrassed, he like immediately
ran and kind of like hid in shame, like in
the middle of this thing because he farted on a
woman's band. I mean, it's just abandoned. Yeah, live again.
Maybe you've got a funny moment. Maybe something had to

(42:38):
be evacuated because they thought it was a gas like
to the hoperable moment, the worst moment to drop a bomb?
Only one hundred dollars at him as a number nine
six ninety six to text them. When did a fart
ruin a moment? A hail, A good morning, good morning?
When did they When did a toot ruin the moment?

Speaker 10 (42:56):
It was my best friend's mom's funeral and they are
lowering the coffin and my sister just roped the fart
in the silence.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
That's the worst moment. How old was she? She was young.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
I think she's like ten, but she knew and I was.
I was so angry.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It was just more fine. Did anybody find it funny?

Speaker 10 (43:18):
No, looked at us.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
But it's always funny. But that would be one of
the few moments light in the mood.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
It's what's needed.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yeah, I constantly bring it up, so like I never
failed to remind my parents and my sister.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
That makes you the favorite. Couldn't you have done it?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
You know, like during the eulogies, hold then yeah, waited
like a few more minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, Sophie musician her farted at my great uncle's funeral
when I was five, quite loudly. No one was impressed
in that. At least she was a kid. If you're
an adult, then just get in the hole with her.
You that down, Thank you, Jordan. When did they fight
ruin the moment?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
So I run church services and we were running a
kids service, which is always scary because you've got to
trust the kids. And then one kid had a microphone
because he was in the next and I saw him
left his leg and he put the mic under and
because of the Lord it goes through the church. That

(44:23):
gave him a dad look and I was like, it's
on my microphone and he goes why and I was like,
because you come, I saw pink eye.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Yeah, yeah, you're talking to him to a faring mice. Now, bro,
worse wipe that kid's funny. As someone else, that kid's funny, Jordan,
thank you some messages. I work at the court. Someone
finded Bob being sentenced for aggravated robbery. The microphone amplified

(44:52):
it into the entire courtroom. It's so good. I'm giving
you eighteen months. I mean, what are you gonna do?
Add another couple of months? Twenty twenty? You keep it up, sir,
You've gone away for a long time.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Um.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Somebody else said, my sister literally farted as they were
lowering my best friend's mum's coffin, and everyone heard it
and turned to us. They weren't impressed. We just talked
to her, the best friend's mum. It was a best
friends that was not the best friends mom, because I
was gonna certainly, there's so many coffin ones. Oh the
coffin I don't know. It was the best friends mum
one because where the grandma's wanted. Somebody else said the
old man who was doing the actual lowering, Oh strained

(45:34):
and let no a long one of those ones we
were just doing before. Man, he's trying not to let
it out.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I also think in moments of nervousness, right, your Bowers,
Let's go funny, keep.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Your teak's coming. In nine six nine Sexchvawn and Halle Well,
a movie cinema had to be evacuated because somebody farted.
It wasn't a gas like as they thought. And we
want to know this morning right now, when did a
ruin the moment? Some hilarious stories coming through.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I love I fight at when giving birth. Both me
and the midwife just ignored her. Of course, do what
you need to do.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I feel like that would happen all. My partner just
roared with laughter, was like, yeah, baby, you fight the
baby out. Hebrewined the moment, not the fart. Made a
big deal of the fart. Someone said, I'm an icy
you icee, you nurse, and I get away with smelly
farts all day and never feel bad about it. Doesn't
ruin moment. I just blame it on patients who are ye,
I'm a sedation y. Oh yeah, oh this guy. Yeah,

(46:34):
And the doctors will be like, leave the room with her,
and I'll walk out at the same time. Oh my god,
the patient dropped the smelly as fast. It wasn't It
was a nurse that did it all along. I'm going
to mate. Let's call him Gordon. Gordon his name two seven,
I might be Gordon. The sandbar on mana esplanade. Poor
cleared a whole pack dance floor. He dropped a fart

(46:54):
which actually smelled literally like death. Oh god. I'm still
to this day unable to verify with resulted in any
form of follow through or not. But it sure smelled
like it did. Oh no.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I was being shown a cockpit on a plane by
a couple of pilots, and when they were talking about controls,
I dropped my guts.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Man, it was awkward. Lots of people in the early
stages of a romantic relationship. Yes, someone said, my husband
and I first kiss. There's a bit more motion in
the ocean when these people are reporting farts.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Oh right, No, no, first caiss You couldn't hear it.
He let us silent but deadly stanker. He's lucky I
married him. Sometimes I can still smell.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
It to the.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Like Plato. You haven't played with Plato for years, still
sounds like yeah, Um, don't call me, I won't answer.
I was playing a gig in a local pub in
christ Church.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Someone fared it was so bad everyone evacuated outside everyone's
looking at.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
The old man. We all suspected to have done it,
but he vehemently denied it.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It ended up being this petite blonde girl singer sister
who eventually admitted.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
I've had it, and it was always weird when it
comes out of a small I know, like, what's happening
in there? Yeah, somebody said, one of the biggest reasons
my husband is gluten freeze, because the gluten fats are horrendous.
Really pull the car over, all doors open, rest. It's
a bit like some of yours are pretty like that.
Absolutely not true. True, wasn't that? Haley? Oh, I've got

(48:25):
way better. What it's way better. My fat's got way better.
They're bad, Yeah, they're bad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
My wife's best friend was having a colonic and the
fire alarm went off the tube still installed.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It was on CCTV. Her running down the hallway was
ship flying and he had to stand in reception leaking
from it. I just burned to death.

Speaker 8 (48:45):
Hurrican plays it ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
So yesterday I received a lovely message from my friend Allis,
who is looking to adopt a dog. She lives in
Auckland and you can go lots of places to adopt dogs.
But the Auckland Council have some dogs.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Right, are they all the ones that they find that
most of them would be? Yes? Voluntarily handed over, sound pounded. Yeah,
like people don't deserve dogs. I've seen it a thousand times.
People We've done to dogs is amongst the worst things

(49:20):
humans have done. Yeah, some of them don't like them.
Everything everything we've done to dogs, we simply don't deserve them.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
A three legg of dog before with me and before
so she's looking for a dog and she said are
you aware of this? And sends me a link to
a dog and immediately I said, babes, I'm a cat person.
I can't be having no dog in my life. I'm
never home and I click on the link and that's
where I met with this gorgeous white Labrador Retriever cross

(49:51):
described as er Worth question mark everything described as energetic
and lively.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Hailey is sure to be your new best end. And
this dog is called Hailey.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Sprow Hailey sprat hute dog describe very cute dog personality
just like her namesake ow Hailey sp of confidence and bubbly.
This girl is a big sock and love salerna to
your leg for a good butt scratch. That's scratch. I've
actually had a couple of HR meetings about it is

(50:21):
this Newton.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Probably more than me.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
It will be the perfect companion's all sorts of exciting
adventures once she's had her adventures, happiest leaning in for
cuddles and your favorite people blah blah blahlah blah, can't
be around kids. I was like, it is that is Haley,
and then I got so excited about this. Currently twenty
five kg is fully grand.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Twenty five kg as a big big boy.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
And they do want to say when they describe the
ideal home because by the way, Hailey Sprowler is available
for adoption.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
If you're in Auckland or willing to travel. So I
see what they've done here. It's worked because we're talking
about it.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
What they can say, well, we love getting behind adopting dogs.
But Hailey missed out on some important training during puppy hosh.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Oh yeah, so she's still private school.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Can becomes a little over excited during play. Okay, right, okay,
so looking for experience now. So when I saw this,
I was very excited, and then I keep browsing and
there I met with a lovely labrador Retrieve across across
with everything.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Carl Fletch Fletcher Fletch loves it and it's and it's
a little sub headliners. Fletch loves a good game of
tug and we see and loves tug of war. I
love loves a good for he tell us about Flinch.
Fletch has two speeds, full throttle and full snuggle out throat.

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He walks ever in a million miles an hour. He
loves to settle down for a snuggle. One minute he's
racing around with a toy, convinced every day is the
best day ever, and the next he's happily leading into
soaking up the cuddles. All of them can get full
of charm, curious and in as this for life. Fletch
has the kind of personality that makes every day a
little bit more entertaining. Yeah that's me, isn't it? That's me?
And then you know, children over ten while you learn
your manners, cats are okay. You're okay with cats. I

(52:07):
can't imagine Major Murray Fluffington liking having this around the house.
You're untested with stock and poultry. Yeah, well, you've always
got mince in the fridge. Yeah, that's right, you're currently
seventeen and a half kg is and almost fully grown guinea. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
But of course then we've got to absolutely meet friendly,
playful and absolutely full of bit.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Of beans Vaun Smith. What kind of americasim Smith? They
they say that breaking news.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Vaornsmouth is into the building, and trust us, he's worth
tuning in for a little cute puppy.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Guys with dogs.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Now you've making people smile and laugh wherever he goes.
He's a way of brightening your day as well, just
like the namesake with puppies that the.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Person wrote the description's got a crush on me? Oh
my god, what do you obsessed with? I'm cute? Oh
my god, I'm only six and a half. Oh my god,
I'm the heaviest, I'm the biggest, maybe the most trouble
set because it's maybe I think my my namesakes the cutest.

(53:12):
Your one Smith. The puppy is very sweet. Well, these
puppies are up for adoption. I want to meet them.
I want to meet the little puppies. I want to
meet little Haley. Then you'll want to take It's just
lighter than Ralph my dog. That's a big dog.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Big I don't want to mean, but you know, we've
got to adopt. This is just on the Auckland Council website.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
If you if you just I just gogled our Aucklandland
and then.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Adopt Hailey sprow Woom Smith and Carl Fletch Fletcher if
you want.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
But apparently Hailey is but much to meet, cuddle with
her and have a.

Speaker 8 (53:57):
Little word the z podcast near work.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
And Haley. Now, I believe our footy gowls are a
little bit held up. Yeah, we're going to talk to
a couple of the Auckland FC women's Invitational team which
is taking on Chelsea Eden Park this Saturday. But they've
been delayed. I believe interviews gone late unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
So I wait for them quickly. Just give a little
context on what I messaged the group yesterday.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
You were found yourself in a situation in spotlight. I've
never been closer to sitting myself in my life. Right.
What happened was I was going to spotlight. I've got
a new hobby. Oh okay, you're not telling us about
it yet. I'm not going to tell you about my
new hobby year because I'm going to bring something in
and you're gonna be like, wow, Okay, I don't know
how you have time for a new hobby.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I've got so much to do and I'm overwhelmed. So
I've started a new hobby and it evolved goods. I
needed goods. Okay, I need to get some things. I
need to go to spotlight and Spotlight's nowhere near I love.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
There was a journey either time, either of us going
to spotlight. We'll see if anybody needs anything from spotlight
telling what you need. It's mission. So I mission to spotlight.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I actually go to the one near Sylvia Park because
because I went to my keya afterwards right hand, it's
not my style anyway. So I got a spotlight and
I'm in there and I feel this like quite intense
need to weigh and I was like, that's okay, I'll
just I'm just here for a few things, to get
a basket, and somehow it's like the pressure pushed against

(55:32):
the back area and I needed to poop and that
was fine. I was like, I've never in my life
shat myself, so there's no problem here.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
And I'm grabbing. I've got a hot blue gun, got
a hot glue gun, and.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I've got a few things, and i got some fringing,
and I've got some ribbon, I got some yarn.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I've got this thing.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
All will be revealed. But then it was like a
pressure I've never felt before. I feel like it would
be the kind of issure that the people in the
submarine felt moments before they employed that the pressure bearing
down was so amen.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Do you mean the kind of pressure that pulverized them
to pressure liquid liquefied them.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
It's kind of pressure, you know, like I've never given birth,
but you know that when people say you're gonna feel pressu,
you're gonna need to start pushing.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
That's what I felt like. I was, I'm going to
need to start pushing. Had crap tractions, you know, like
I've never had grap tractions deserved more than it got. No,
it was bad. I didn't think it was crap tractions.
It was good, But I didn't think it needed to stop.
Trap traction? Did crap tractions deserve more than it got?

(56:41):
The thing we were just moved on, And I know
so six one four and I totally agree that something
about spotlight that immediately needs to make you go to it.
We've talked about this, the sound and stuff, big departments
stores like you know, the minute of going to a
minor teen it's wee time. Yeah, yeah, I know. My
first stop is going to be my.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Ways were translated to poops. And then I was to
the point where I was crossing my legs for fear
of it coming out.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I have a bathroom. So the last time I went
to Hinderson, thank you, there was no bath. Crap traction
rolling in. Olivia snorted, I laughed, thought crap traction was
pretty funny from.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Triplet creptains is way better, and I agree because it's
the rhymming in there.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
So I'm crossing my legs in order to not ship
myself in spotlight. And that's when I make the bold
and brave decision. I'm going to have to leave because
there's no There was no tooelet in the Henderson one.
So I've got my basket of goods and I go
to the counter and I've got to quickly pay for
some ribbon that I needn't I can't take the whole spool,
and she's doing it, and my stomach aband like like
complete and it doesn't abandon, but betrays.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Me and goes internally. Don't want to evacuation.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Gracious, I must be hungry. It's not my stomach's myus.
But she cuts the rabbit and I'm like, cut it
how much? I said twos?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
And then I go to the front countown. I don't
want to abandon my basket, and I said, can I
just leave the basket here? I really need to go
to the bathroom, and that's when she reveals it.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
There is a toilet for customer usage in the Sylvia
Park one I managed to spotlight.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I found Henderson One doesn't have one. It seys on
the door. That's why I just went there willing I
could have avoided this whole thing. So thank you to
the Sylvia Park.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
So you were what seconds away? It's me like I
was moments.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I was moments away from empty down in the middle
of spotlight, and I think there would have been a
new loaf in me? How surrounded by sparkles and glue
and glitter and feathers. How close were the crap traptions
concraptions is better no no no. Crap traptions is differently
concraptions rhymes with contractions, crap tections.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Atractions right, but you you escaped what by seconds? Because
what you would have gotten for your car or what
would you have done I was wearing pants, it would
have come out, It would have rolled down the list.
It would have been a story with Harold about like
a pool in the middle of Sylvia Park Spotlight who
done it?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
And I would have messaged you guys earlier and you
would have said, oh my god, it was Haley yep,
and you would have.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
From their story and it would have been so much worse.
It would have been a viral sensation. Actually, your pants
and Spotlight sounds like great social media content. I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
I wasn't going to release it for great content. I'm
not here for the clicks.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Somebody said christ Church Spotlight has a customer toilet. The
door doesn't lock, so you've got to like stretch your
league out and hold the door shut. I don't like
that blue gun there or something. Yeah, breaking Alan, You've
just like for trying to find a powerpoints.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
The flitch and Haley beg Pard.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
It's exciting times for the football community. World Cup was
absolutely massive, huge this year Auckland. Can we just say
cut us our year. Oh my god, yeah, I mean
to look at what exciting news is that this weekend
in Auckland there's a game between Chelsea and Auckland FC,

(01:00:12):
ahead of Auckland FC entering a women's team in the
twenty twenty seven twenty twenty eight season. We're joined in
studio by coach Jinny and defender Liz. Liz and I
were just bonding over what it's like to be a
defender in a did you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Feel Liz that was a bonding Yeah. I think you
should repeat your quote because.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Are you trying to relate to a woman's sports person
And I said, no, it's defender to defender. Defender transcends gender.

Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
So you're saying how important I wrote that down, how
important it is to be a defender in a team
when everybody just wants to be the glory, the glory
hogs that score the goals, you know, and the defenders
a crucial one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah right, well welcome and sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I could never let shere a limelight and no that
I did the mahy that got us the goal, and
then some other chicks on there and she cooks it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Everyone's like go Samantha and being like I stopped it
being a goal for the other team, stopped there and
got it up to you. Yeah, that's it's not really
my fortee team stuff. That's okay. So, ladies, and we're
worried about facing CHELSEAFC this week and when they are
the eight time champions, that's like you haven't ever got

(01:01:28):
a team in the competition yet You're like, let's take
down the big dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Yeah, I mean it's obviously Chelsea, so the you know,
have had so much success. But I think you know,
we're a group that's come together and we're just excited
to test ourselves against the best and also just to
be able to bring such a quality side to New
Zealand and to Auckland is such a great opportunity for
us and for New Zealand and the younger generations.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
To be able to see that in the flesh. So yeah,
we're really excited. And so it's an invitation. What does
that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
So the boys had to explain it to me, that
invitational because I was like, you, obviously you're still playing
a win right, like you're still yet it kick some ass?

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
But what is an invitational?

Speaker 9 (01:02:13):
So basically what has happened is Chelsea has decided to
come over. TG done a great job by promoting this
and it's come to Auckland FC. Once a women's team,
we're waiting to have that opportunity. And then they said, well,
let's put an invitational team together. So we have players
from Australia obviously, we have domestic players. We have some

(01:02:34):
football Ferns that have come back that have playing overseas,
we have some Ausies that have come across and we
have a few Americans that have come here. So it's
a real like a collective group of players that are
one to take the opportunity to challenge themselves represent Auckland
FC against the best.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
And so are you as the coach, are you having
to kind of unite everyone is the head of this
because I mean, I don't know. I'm not trying to
say that people have like different styles, but you're going
to get to bring this a mixedmatch group together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Is that a hard job for you to do?

Speaker 12 (01:03:07):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:03:08):
You would think it would be, but honestly it has
been the most amazing thing to see because we've talked
about connection and what's really cool is everyone that's a
part of this team. The twenty four players, they're connected
because they all are wanting to challenge themselves and then a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Collective group to take out the best of the world.
And I think to do that in New Zealand, why not?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
So the goal is next you to have a full
dedicated term for the twenty seven twenty eight season.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Twenty seven twenty twenty eight season is a twenty seven
twenty eight year, twenty seven twenty eight season last half
of next year and then that would be that will
be ongoing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Like that's so where as you were saying, it's like
so exciting like young players looking up going, like especially
for like girls, right going, is this something that I
can be when I grow up?

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Does it excite you live? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
I mean I think for me looking back, like when
I was growing up in Oakland, we didn't have obviously,
we didn't have even a Wellington team, so there's no
really well, the only pathway was really to go overseas
to college or just to go national team and just
see where you can go from there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
But yes, from a younger girl, like just pack a
sport that's sort of got a clear pass or riddm. No,
you know, they're like, you know, make it like an
egg shape and run with.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
Their Yeah, no, we're definitely a football family. But yeah,
it's so exciting that you know, young girls can have
these careers that are going to be longer and get
experienced earlier. And yeah, we want to showcase that the
like this weekend, that there are pathways that are in
New Zealand now and there's so much opportunity and women's

(01:04:42):
sport and women's football both me, Jenny, the whole squad
can testament to that, especially from you can see that
from everyone coming from different places.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
So yeah, it's really exciting and it's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
An exciting type of women's sport in general because like
I feel like only ten years ago still like you know,
not getting crowds and not having the start I paid
Leston even get started, but you know, not having this
season wouldn't be televised. You gotsed woman times, not the crap.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Venues and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
And now I think people just been like enough is enough.
These female athletes are absolutely incredible, Like it's time they
start getting the juice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
Ginny, are you more of a tied lesser or one
of those screamy coaches that that yells and throws things. Yeah, exactly,
I have no comment. Tough, tough, but fear tough but
fear No. Jenny's great.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
I think she brings out the best in others and
she's very positive and I think she has an opportunist
mindset to take everything that comes your way. So and
that's the perfect person to be and this opportunity. So yeah,
I think Jenny's great.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:05:53):
I think we keep talking about that this goes beyond
the ninety minutes. So this is just it's bigger than
the collective twenty four players and stuff that are involved.
And I think it's really important to say, you know,
the staff that we have are all previous Ferns. So
Kristy Yellip is assistant coach with me, and then Caitlyn
Campbell's come on board as well. That's that's three Ferns
we had. You know, Harry Nada came in and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Spoke spoke to us.

Speaker 9 (01:06:15):
We've had Cassie Roma who's come in and spoke to us.
With my adjackment around like everyone is really like embrasive,
and I think that's what Liz and I were speaking
about earlier, is like we have to give back, we
have to come you know, I have come from England
to do this, so it's about coming back, giving it
to the community.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
To grow it and just foster.

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
Like you're saying, the opportunities in women's sport is immense
and you have to embrace it and you have to
be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
And Liz and I are both really excited.

Speaker 9 (01:06:41):
And you know, Liz is someone that I feel like
can pass the baton onto and she'll she'll carry on representing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
That's no pressure. Well you can check it out Adam
Park this set of the eighth of August, four o'clock.
It kicks off and it's Chelsea versus the Invitational a
f C good luck. It's one of those rare events
where if you've got the ticket, it's free. Public transport.
Everybody knows that literally the most exciting part about the

(01:07:17):
everybody any trains. You can take a train there, you're
a private bus. I imagined. Yeah, I do like to train,
thank you very much. Defended work fact of the day,
day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Do do do do do do do do do do
doo do do do doep DoD DoD do. In nineteen
ninety three, Irwin M. Brent invented the word a phantinum
pant as a category of words, and that is this
week's Back to the Day theme. Word nerd categories of words.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
A phantoinem a fan to them, okay, any idea? What
I disappears not quite fully formed.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
It's a word that looks or sounds like it should
mean one thing, but actually means something else. Oh, it's
a trap for confidence speakers. Here's some phantomyms for you
guys to work out. I feel, I feel, always feel
so sorry for anyone trying to learn the English language.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
I know we're always like a Mandarin's so hard, You're like,
have you tried English? If we weren't just raised around it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
Oh? He was so noisome loud, you'd think. So it
means disgusting, excessive, smelly or unhealth unhealthy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
I'm going to use that word today. Fulsome fullsome prism.
It's just down the line like them one tripped up Obama.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Is it like overly cock cocky and confident? Fulsome that's
what people think it means, or it actually leans towards accessible, insincere.
He was they were full, they were fulsome Yeah, full
of ship and flammable always gets me because it means
exactly the same as flammable inflammable and flammable and flammable

(01:09:12):
both means it'll catch fire. Unflammable, nonplaster, no post non
boost because it's got no I'm not even I'm non
close about it. You think it means it means bewildered.
Yea innovate like innovate no inner in e r innovate,
innovate like re energy, so you would think. So it

(01:09:35):
actually means the drain of energy to innovate energy. That's
a great word, you have. Innovated me disinterested, I'm not interested.
It means you're bored, right, Yeah, it actually means you're impartial, ah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
Like disinterested, amused, amused. I thought that was kind of
like that's amusing, like kind of intriguing. Or it tickles me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
It means you're confused or bewildered. It's crazy, all of
these words. I'm the original meaning of terrific. I mean
you went to a prime here school. Correct. Terrifying was
the original meaning of terrific. But people just got it
wrong because it doesn't sound like, yeah, it should be terrifying.
It sounds like something that's terrific. Maybe because we've learned
that yeah, private school. What a waste of coin?

Speaker 12 (01:10:30):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Awful Yeah, full of awe, full of awe. That's you're impressed.
If something's awful, it's it's a but it got associated
with bad things that were like and now that's what
it means to us. Okay, really interesting to peruse, have
a little look. No, Traditionally it means to read thoroughly
and carefully, the exact opposite of what we now use.

(01:10:57):
So today's back to the day for word nerd, where
is that? A phantomym is a word that makes you
think one thing but actually means a different thing. Fact
of the day, day day day day doo dooop, dead

(01:11:18):
dooop doo doo.

Speaker 8 (01:11:19):
Doo doo dooo doo plaze. It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
My space was my happy place in two thousand and six,
two thousand and seven when I was an EMO.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
I just found a photo of one of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
My famous MySpace photos sixteen years old.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
She's got eyeliner everywhere, nose ring. Is it a cheese fringe?
It's a mint and cheese fringe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Yeah, it was purple sometimes, but the school may be
wash it out during the term private school. Emo, Yeah, yeah, yeah, right,
I had a clear nose studs.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Wait, yeah you were you were allowed lip rings and
nose studs if they were clear.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Had they had clear like space keepers, you know, like
so that they didn't close up and stuff, Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
And then if I ever had my lip ringing it
for my truth over it like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Fall absolutely no one. Well, my Space is back and
we were just saying my Space. They tried to make
a comeback.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
They tried to do this, and they were all about
the music, all about the music, trying to make it
like kind of what's that other music one? You know,
something cloud SoundCloud? SoundCloud? Yeah, your own music. Yeah. And
Justin Timerlake was involved in that. He invested. I feel
like he was involved in Napster as well. Did he
invest or the Napster guy when it went legit? Yeah? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Uh so the owners of my Space, Tim and Chris
Vanderhook their brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
They wasn't Tom Tom. I was going to say Tom's
close to time, but it's not. He sold out a didn'
he sell MySpace and then brought it back for like
a happy as Tom Anderson to the co founder of MySpace,
known to millions and everyone's first automatic friend is fully
retired and living a quiet life as your bloody selling

(01:13:06):
my Space for five hundred and eighty million dollars in
my man in two thousand and five. That's insane money,
Like it's insane money now, but in two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
That's I sold it before when I joined. Basically it
was two thousand and five, I think. So he now
splits his time living in Hawaii and traveling.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Oh, for God's sake, it focuses on traveling, photography, surfing.
He's got a hell of a drone. I'm just on
his Instagram accounts a drone. Yes, he took us drone
to the Maldives, right, And it should come as no
surprise to you he's dating quite an attractive woman. Yeah,
an attractive woman. Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
If I match with a plain white looking do called
Tom on tender, I tune up and he was Tom
from MySpace.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
But I'd make a lot of accommodation. It's any what Tom,
Welcome to MySpace? Yeah? I love that his first photo
penders him Yeah yeah, yeah yeah and his little white
T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
So the new owners, right, they said that it's a
relawn relaunch.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
They've got a vision they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
They're keeping quiet about it, but they noted it's going
to be very different from other social media platforms if
the Brothers they feel relied too heavily on algorithms, right,
And they say the core of MySpace, the heartbeat of
MySpace has always been the artist community, yep, which is
why it was kind of where like a lot of
alternative people win and listen to music and shear music
and stuff. But I just tried to sign into my

(01:14:23):
MySpace and I don't know my logun and don't I
tried to recover if.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
You still had your password, you could still use it.
I thought it shut down.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
You know when I tried years ago, it had that
thing where it was like you can log in and
you can see all your stuff, you can't engage with anymore,
and you were allowed to download all your little limo
photos and your albums. Yeah you know London two thousand
and eight and get it all. But yeah, it's it's
coming back, baby.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Then, Podcast Network play z MS, Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
My dog Ralph is a grudle or a golden grape
Retriever crossed with a poodle. Sometimes they call them a
gold golden doodle. There's already one golden doodle. Daddy's already
in the house. Oh golden doodle, smurf. It's because it's

(01:15:14):
it's unbelievably heavy for how small it is. That's why,
like a rear nugget, you've got to go look it is,
as you really got to dig through the overgrowth. Yeah,
the whole mission to get there, and then you're the
crampy should have just gone silver. And so every now
and then hending to groom because he's one of those

(01:15:35):
dogs that doesn't shd okay, My Golden Retriever Ritchie drops
here like a balding man in the shower. His hair
is just everywhere all the time. So tell them to
get a groom yesterday. And it's been a little while
and it costs quite a bit of money. Yeah, it's
over one hundred dollars. It was like one hundred trant
dog haircut. And I don't get him often, but there

(01:15:57):
are people who get dogs their dogs groomed like six
Can you every six weeks? I get them done like
twice a year, and it starts getting a bit naughty.
Can you just go to Brescos and get some clippers
and do it yourself. Yeah, I'll do it yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
No, that's like saying, why don't you just shear your
own sheep. There's an art to it. It's not just
like trimming a fringe. That's having so much money. It's
so much So I was telling my daughters and they
were and he did the mats that Ralph's haircut is
her haircut plus August haircut plus my beard trim. So
the dog one one dog's haircut costs as much as

(01:16:33):
the rest of us. That's insane. And you're right. People
get this done every couple of weeks. Yeah, people with
the little yeah, the little inside dogs. My dogs are outside,
so when they still can get a bit mankey, I
don't really care. It's and when they're still getting a
bit naughty or it gets a bit out of control,
that you get a groom. But some people get it
done all the time. Also, these people do doggy day yea.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
So my friend who doesn't have kids, and we're all
talking about this, like, han't we save money all this shit?
Her dog doggy danky because you were full time, is
exactly the same as my friend that does have a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Donny Daker costs more per day, and once your kids
are over three, you get to twenty three hours a
week or whatever. The government don't help you. If you've
got a dog, it's in sanity, well message. And my
dog's one kg and it costs ninety dollars to get
it groomed every eight weeks. Excuse you? What kind of
I'm asking what kind of dog? One one cage? That

(01:17:27):
zero two blocks of butter? Like even a tiny dog?
Who I mean when? Because Rolly is anxious attachment.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
When he goes to the catterie, he gets a private
room with private feeding and in some I pay extra
for social time.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
Okay, you know, so he gets definitely a bougie experience.
And someone's message the grooming a dog is there a
whole body, not just your heir cleaning around the butt
all the water dogs. I totally get it. I totally
get that. It's a whole thing. Just blew my mind
when she broke it down like that. It's three people't
and how much time does it take? That's a good
hourly rate. Oh he was in there for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:18:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I dropped them off at three and went back at
five thirty two and a half hours. Pretty a good hour. Right, Okay,
here's a question for you, dear listener listening. Do you
spend more on your pet than you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Maybe one element, like you spend more on your pets
food than grocery.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
I think people could be living less a week than
what they across the feet of horse horse. I tell
you what, if they're not performing, if there're been a
little bit of a rat back, maybe that wouldn't be
a bad idea. Gosh, get that in there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
But yeah, grooming daycre medical bills. You know, like after
my dog's got asthma, you're like, oh, maybe it was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
You know, don't you have your mom have a cat
that had asthma? Yeah, she had to give it then halo,
Yeah on a QUD. But yeah, I mean that's the thing. People, Yeah,
they spend a lot of money on food for their
pits or like you here cuts one hundred dolls at
Emazon number. We'd love to hear from you can message
in nine six nine sex, what are you spending more

(01:19:06):
money on your pet in the area of than yourself?
For example, Laurie is called up good morning LORII, Hey Goudy,
good Now what you're spending more on your pet's insurance?
Than yourself.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Yeah, well we've got a ten year old dog and
a four year old care and has epilepsy, and a
dog has like teeth problems, and so we were like, oh,
you know, insurances are getting a bit expensive, so we
canceled our insurances.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Yeah, we wait insurances for what your house, our house insurance,
your house insurance health?

Speaker 12 (01:19:42):
Yeah, our house insurance.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
What are you saying? What are you saying? H O
U S E or H E A L T H house?
I have a cold?

Speaker 12 (01:19:50):
Sorry, how house? My house is insured?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Goodness, you might have a herrenous accident and and need
all these special treatments.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
Yeah, but it's okay because maxis.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
You'll be relying on it to give a crumbling public
health system. But a seizure, but that's something. Cats and
the pizza, like, you know a member of the family,
aren't they twelve? Yeah? They are, Like we don't. We're
in our thirties.

Speaker 12 (01:20:23):
We don't have tads. And so my parents, for my
dog's tenth birthday, took them to the dog park at
a party.

Speaker 1 (01:20:31):
Give grandkids, I reckon they.

Speaker 12 (01:20:34):
Grandchild.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Yeah, yeah, I love that, Laurie, thank you. Some messages
in my I got home from work the other day,
and on the bench to frosting was a love some
lovely looking chicken breasts and some sausages. And I was like,
interesting that we're having chicken breast and sausages. I proceeded
to watch my husband cook the dog chicken breast and
season it beautifully, cook it to perfection, and then slap

(01:20:59):
our sausages in a pan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what
is going on here? Yeah? Somebody our set our dog
costs US one hundred and seventy five dollars a week.
There's medication for blindness, hydrotherapy for after writers daycare one
day week, a groom every four weeks, ten thousand dollars
last year for eye surgery, and specialized after writers food.
We love them, but we're not spending anything on ourselves. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
So someone missaged in saying they're doing that bloody aging
process DNA rejuvenation. You know, it came out a while
ago about you can extend the life of your pets
with this expensive DNA DNA sequencing. Yeah, and that's been
working with their king cavaliers that they like, you can

(01:21:43):
like extend their lifespan.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Why I would, for Rolly, you would, you'd do this. Yeah,
one hundred. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
If someone said to me, if you inject roll of
this for X amount of time or whatever, once a
week or something, and it means he'll live twice the
length that he was going to, I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
You're on the you're gonna get yeah, yeah, yeah wow.
Some responses on Instagram. Yes, he needs two tablets. Today,
we get a bottle of one hundred at a time.
That bottle costs five hundred dollars. Jesus, my dog gets
groomed more than I get haircuts. His grooms are every

(01:22:21):
three to four weeks. They cost one hundred and fifty
dollars a time. Oh my god. Somebody spent sixteen thousand
dollars on their dog to replace the acls. And I'm
such a scrooge when it comes to myself.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Oh, someone's got a big dog and they're anxious at
fifty kg's. They have to get the horses sedative every
time they have a procedure done.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
So that's ex dogs on kiddymen. Geez, that's gonna cost
two thousand dollars for our golden retriever to have a
skin cat tag taken off. I've got a skin tag
can't even pay the sixty dollars to go to the
doctor to get that frozen off. Just get an ice
cube on it. My horses have a more expensive wardrobe
than I ever will every time I buy them. You know,
a new blanket or a colored horses are just money hole.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
I think this is Rory's Rory here as he dropped
the one line. I bought a dog from a blacksmith once,
and as soon as I got home, he made a
bolt for the door.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
A good it's really good. Good stuff. That's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
I've got so many dogs having seizures out there. Sorry,
there was a bit of a miserable.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
If you're a dog out there and you feel like,
don't I limit my husband's treats in the cup? But
I tell him we don't have the money money for
the treats. But I'm buying the dog so many treats
that cost way more than any human. Yeah, bed, Yeah,
like a pack of biscuits, Yeah, a couple of bucks.
I told my husband needed to find a new barber's
his hecuts. We're getting too expensive now, pay twenty eight
dollars free haircut. My dog has one hundred and thirty dollars,

(01:23:43):
haircut twice as often.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Looks like crap too, just like some embarrassing old style.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
We're dink wads. This is double to come. My kids
with a dog spend so much on our long coat
border coli may as well have a kid one hundred
and eighty dollars groom every of months. She's got athritis
and an allergy shot here six weeks and she's an
old girl with skin allergy, so that's over four hundred
dollars a pop. She has to have homemade chicken brees,
rice and veggie for dinner every day, amongst high brand

(01:24:11):
dog biscuits and salmon oil. But we love her and
she's a sweetest Gilbert. She's getting more spent than we
spend on ourselves. Does that mean I'm a sink wack,
single income, no kids with a cat. You are a
sinka yeah, and your you're I'm a sink wack. Sink wack,
single income, no kids or with a cat. I'm a
sink whack app with a cat appearance.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Someone said that their month's monthly daycare is eight hundred mon.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
On day here somebody else is said, I'm about to
go to Europe for six weeks the accommodation to keep
my dog, well, I'm gone, it's going to cost twice
as much as work my accommodation or like live with
a friend with a dog. Yeah, there's a bit of dogs.
If you've got a house that have they going to
work during the day, it's the same situation. The dog's
going to be alone. And people hate the thought of

(01:25:05):
their dogs being alone. And some dogs will bark all day,
so they've got to be get a cat. You know,
you have a baby, a baby, you can't leave those
at home either because annoy the neighbors too. And you
can't go to Europe and leave your kid for six weeks.
It's frowned upon. Yeah, other kunnels for them, Yeah, catteries, kiddies.

(01:25:26):
Kitteries are the kidderies for when I want to go
to your hate spending money on shoes, and it's just
encouraged to me how much money I spent on my
horses shoes. Yeah, oh yeah, not say said. Shout out
to the ecalyptic dogs out there, Shout out, Shout outshout
dogs and the cats with bad teeth. Flitch Vorn and Haley, guys,

(01:25:48):
science good news from science. We get a lot of
bad news from science lately. You drink march or you're
smoking too much a the you're just illegally imported from
China might not be good for you. Come on, science,
give me something good. Well, scientists have developed a T
shirt that stays fresh for thirty days without washing. How

(01:26:10):
how you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Get the tang of a body in there even if
you're not a sweaty personal slop soup on it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Well, apparently it claims to be the world's first laundry
free clothing, although they do say thirty days. It's the
hook shirt v five point zero. Is it a nice shirt?
The company says the ability comes from seven odor fighting
elements which are woven into the fabric. No, but I
sloth smell. So there's compass silver anti which have anti

(01:26:38):
microbial properties, and they the properties are supported by the
use of volcanic ash. I'm going to say, we've got
some We've got some carbons, so that that's yeah, it's
got darkorous minerals absorb. Yeah, I mean so you can't
see it, but they absorb the odor. All I'm thinking, well,
how long is that's it going to take a little

(01:27:00):
dry dry on the line. If it's absorbing. When you
put it through the washes are going to absorb all
that too.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
So I mean they just look like a normal here's
a guy modeling one. It just looks like a normal
T shirt. But like, yeah, I just think they could
have been working on something else having to chuck a
T shirt and the wash after wearing it for a
few hours.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Because you've got to wash your undies, your towels, your
your cloths, your everything, everything else is getting washed. So
you've got this T shirt that you're like, hauh, not
washing it. You still got a load on every day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yeah. Yeah, and I reckon I slop man, Oh my god,
did you see how he left work yesterday? I had
big yolk.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
Down the pants and like crumps everywhere, and I had
a smoothie then I slopped coffee on.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
I'm like, so berber is more of a first stop
body a body bit a shirt that doesn't need to
be washed. Also, it might absorb smell, but not stains
and stuff. Yeah, I think that's the main reason I
washed my clothes is the stains. I stink that much.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Always something stinky before it wear something visually dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
One hundred Well, I mean, that's the future of clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
But I just, you know, I just I got this
little well it's massive, from a shop in Paris, and
I wore it and I definitely had that smelling old
Parisian man had died in it lovely, and I've washed
a number of times to get it out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Hey, guys, apparently been the company's most successful podcast. Isn't
enough They want asked to tell people to tell more
of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but
we have to tell them to tell others to I
would concentrate more on the Shitter podcast that the company
make real losers. Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe we won't say that.

(01:28:43):
Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other
podcasts of the company makes, but only after ours. Yeah,
and not more than ours. Give us a sixty little
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