Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th August 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZIM podcast network. This is from the Fleshmoan
and Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Thanks to animes making Happy Happened for pets.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fleach, Morn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Two minutes past sex.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
We've had to skip our morning kisses this morning. If
I sound a little poor leg.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
A little bit, I remember doing morning kisses. Yeah, but
we've had to skip them, right, Okay, we were going.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
To start today, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Connecting each morning, just but connecting with a morning kiss.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
You're gonna need some David Seymours, aren't you. I'm having
the David seamals today. Yeah, after the show, sponsor, after
the show.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
At the Chemist Warehouse, I'm gonna get my butt acne
ointment and some David Seymour's and go to bed.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, do you think the stars Serah Serah?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Every time I talk about getting what is a serah V?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Something wrong?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah? Yeah, on Spawn by the way, by mine Serav
and deal with my own.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
But now on the show today after eight thirty, we're
very lucky to be joined by a New York Times
best selling author, KEYW Chloe Gong.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And she she got a book deal at seventeen obviously
as a young writer, was just so impressive.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
When she was at college. I know she lives in
New York, York, New York City, set.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Day, but she came out and then her first book
just went gangbusters, and like since senatives incredibly proud of her.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Well, we're going to chat to her about her new book,
which is out now. And also we have been penning
ourselves because she's all about the gore.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, she doesn't look.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Like the kind of person that would write about gore
and she's yeah, so we've ourselves written some paragraphs and
we're going to ask her.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, but last time, remember born you just when we
because because hers isn't like smutty, No, there's no.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Smart in her writing. It's violence and.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, but it's just last time we did have our
smart author in and we did it a little testy, right,
you went a bit full on.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So maybe I had requests to write various publishing house
to you know, really fill some pages with my I've
gone quite special random. So after eight thirty years and
the top sex coming up, Yeah, Bergen bread r P,
it's going to be no longer on the showers. I've
got the top sex headlines for the for the departure

(02:31):
of Bergen.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Next on the show, though, How to Have a Happy Relationship.
It's all in the.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Stroke, Fletchvorn and Haley beg pod.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now, Flett, I'm going to do the most intimate thing
to you that I've ever done in my life.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh, you're not touching me? Can you touch one? Foll
come over here.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You've already done it according to Reddit, So this shouldn't
be a problem.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, No, that was just pure passion.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
So what I'm going to do?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It sounds intimate.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Okay, what I'm going to do, hang on, stay there first.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, we're just going to run our own little experiment. Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
And this is based on some scientists in Hungary who
have looked at a way to immediately make your partner
feel better. So in this scenario, for the sake of
the role play, Vorn, you and I are together, okay, okay,
and you're gonna have to pretend like that would be
a feasible thing that you'll be attracted to me.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay. And Fletch, what we have to do for how long?
Do they do it? For? Thirty seconds? Make them feel bad? Okay? No,
losing big loser.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, they show them sad photos in this study able
to say mean things. You loser, You're You're an awful
twenty seconds to go, you're you. You make the driest
meat I've ever eaten in my life.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's low, that's low.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Your steaks are consistently rubbery, rubbery steaks.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You are just the worst, more attractive and okay you're.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yes, Okay, now come over here, and what you're gonna
do is you to give me your inner forearm and
you close your eyes.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, close your eyes. This is very into. Okay, what
I'm going to do.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
I like that a lot is I'm just tickling with
my fingernails the inside of us.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Fore Do you feel better? And now you've got to
and then I give it, I give it a rep.
So thank you. That's favorite. Did that make you.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Feel a lot better than when we brought you down
with the It was much nicer.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I want to pause. The experiment's over. I'm so sorry.
I meant none of that.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Your meat is so juicy, and it's always medium rare.
Sometimes it's the meat requires.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
A funny thing.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Stand so so scientists, this is what I love like
when we talk about scientific studies. We're like, how did
these scientists find themselves on an arm tickling study?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Sometimes I just need to just relax my off a
little bit. It's so nice a little tickle on the
arm and then a little bit of a rubbin. I'm
ready to go.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Do you like a little cheek like around the eyes,
across the chest?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Back tickles? So scientists and hungry say they've cracked the
secret to a happy relationship.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Stroke your partner's arm like you're painting it.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
So it's all about those slow long so not like
that or rubbing like that, like little touch so if
you're like, man, you've got nice fingernails. Or they were like,
you can even use a little brush or a little
tool or something, a little tickle tool.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Go to mind attend and get a tickle brush. Get
a little tickle tool. Not to be painted with. What
would be the ultimate? I don't have. I don't know
a lot about paint brushes, but what would be the ultimate?
I think you need a bit of a stiff brass,
I think, And you wouldn't wanted like a house painting.
You'd want one of those ones that you used to do,
like skirting boards.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Or yeah, yea, or like a hair brush, you know,
like have the little brustles over year brush.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It feels nice.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Magic speed five centimeters a second, so you're going slow,
they say, that is the speed at which cherry blossom
petals fall.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'll get out one. Don't here, we're feeling well. Did
they study backticles because backtickles.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
This was in a arm in particular, which is I
love backtickles by say in a arm's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
In the pit of the army, you said in Iran,
like I thought they were in Hungary, you could do yeah,
yeah and arm.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
So they actually got together one hundred and ten people
bumming them out like we did to warm yeah, sad
pictures and whatnot, and then having partners stroke their forum
with a paintbrush or fingertips.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Mood increased forty to fifty percent.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Wow, they said if it was a partner, like if
they entered the experience with their partner, that was a
bigger increase. A little bit less magic with a stranger,
because you're just a bit vulnerable about how much you're
enjoying the failing works. If your relationship is feeling in turmoil,
like we've just had a fight or something, like that.
So if you're trying to remedy something, maybe you're talking
through a difficult thing.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Little arm stroke, although I can't imagine people just giving
up their arm. If you've just had a fight three now,
maybe if you can see that feeling stressed, you give.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Them rather than saying calm down, but come here, give
me a foread and just calm So there's science behind its.
Skin nerves called sea tactile fibers love a slow stroke
and reward you with bonding vibes, dopamine.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
And less stress.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh so there's science, but like, oh you had to
know own your partners. Give a little fingernails on that forum.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
The Fletchhorn and Haley Begod.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
The New Zealand Herald and the Age of Ai slot
hit in the streets. Get face to face human contact
to New Zealand Herald. I will for absolute transparency so
that they are owned by the same parent company that
an't ask yes, okay, that's a KPI. That's ok. It's
just to let everybody know. I don't know. But then

(08:01):
you sell my Herald are doing like an anonymous opinion series.
And they stopped twenty five Aucklanders on the street and
ask them how many friends they had and whether they
feel lonely? Did they run along?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Imagine someone just coming up to you and saying if
they came up to you and said, how many friends
do you have?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
You'd have to think and count them, right.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'd be like dozens loser, well, one woman. I've never
heard of this.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
The French actually have different words for different friends. That's three,
that's three friends. I would say it in English it's
about co pains, but it's probably copan cop compound. They
like companion bud, he's your casual friends. Yes, that would
be where the word companion comes in. Probably ametess, I said,

(08:42):
I never didferent just hemetez means friendships are deep friends.
Oh yeah, you'd be stick It implies are much stronger.
So she said, you know what, what are you referring to?
Because you know those numbers are drastically different. Two of
the men they are said they had zero friends. Oh
that's really sad, losers, no joke. Men do get a

(09:04):
bit weird and hard to find friends and make friends,
and their work.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Is hard to maintain them. My experience of men.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
People, some people claimed three to four hundred friends. What
Facebook doesn't count. But that's the modern thing, right, that's acquaintances.
But so people, you know. Yeah. One woman said she
was actually in the middle of doing an Instagram cull.
She's just going to take it down to a hundi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Most friends, they're like people. There are acquaintances. We're all
doing about them.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, we're talking about friends. Friends five to fifteen close
friends with the widest circle of acquaintances popped on till
you go.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, that's something they said. Our friendships most often traced
back to school, university, or early work. People drift apart
in their thirties, careers, kids, moving overseas, et cetera. Several
older people that they stopped and talk to said that
act stopped seeking new friends. I think you like, I

(10:04):
definitely know from my mum. There was so weird.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I just see my mum and then she popped up
on my rest mum's message on your watch, yeah, ghostly
for my mom, saying as you get older, right, time
becomes more precious and you limit the number of people
you give that time.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Time. Oh God, you.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Don't waste your time with people that aren't worth it.
Because I see people now and I'm like, why are
you continuing this friendship? You don't like this person from you.
They take from you, their attacks on your emotional energy.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
What are they adding to your life? Absolutely nothing. It's
like we're all adults.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
We can just survive without them now. But then there's
the people who end up lonely. You know, some of
the people that end up lonely might be the people
we're talking about. Lots of taking and they don't even
realize that little too self seated, maybe a little bit
narcissistic streak. Yeah, and I'm so lonely. Wise, this happened
to me, happened to me. It's not it's not their fault.
Is never so. When they were asked if they were lonely,

(11:07):
some said no, some said, get I always feel more
lonely in winter because you don't like socialize as much.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
They're true, and your home earlier, your days just you're
not sitting at the pub.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
You might have been getting the sun. The vitamin D
idea that seasonal depression will absolutely sneak up on you
if you're not sort of aware of being influenced by it,
And people said they were, they'd struggle if they'd moved
to Auckland, they struggled to make friends. Yeah, because everybody
already had their friend groups.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah. Well, a lot of people that moved to New
Zealand from overseas said that Kiwi's and Aussies are really
hard to break into friendship got our mates.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, And then somebody said, you know when their friends
all left Auckland because it was too expensive and I
didn't want to live here anymore.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Just takes a bit of maintenance a thing, and like,
do you know, I love is like voice notes with
my closest friends rather than they messaging and then being like,
oh shit, I didn't respond, just leaving a big four
minute dump on the Yeah, little catch up, this is
what's happening. Respond when you want and they just leave
it sit in there, and then when they've got a minute,

(12:14):
usually in the car, they'll be like, oh yeah, this, this, this, this.
That's great if you've already got the friends, But how
do you meet the people you talked about that?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah? Yeah, it's so hard, Like I didn't.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, I mean I made a whole bunch of friends
when I started working here through Fletch and the gaggle
and stuff, and I don't know how you mate, friends.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I mean, I'm just so awesome to be around it.
It's never been.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Never, never taxing, never asking you to constantly do your hedges. Never,
It never takes, only gives.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Does that end? Podcast Network?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
From the unmoderated comments section, this is the top six.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Bergen says goodbye after decades. It's one headline. Oh dear
Bergen bread says goodbye. Gutted to be leaving Bergen is toast,
said one news. Oh, come on, it's good stuff. He's
got to be six more of these.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
So why is it that everyone making food is like
closing things like all the frozen veggies and yeah, but
it's you're telling me there's no money in it.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
There must be more money doing it a different way.
We'll bringing it in from Australia. Yeah, which is weird.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Right.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
What did I see at the weekend almonds that were
grown in California but packed in Vietnam for sale in
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah that's cock day. Yeah, just comes straight from California exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
It's an interesting one. Well, I've got the top six
bergen bred headlines today as Bergen leaves the market. Number
six on the last worst thing since sliced bread. Bergen
leaving the shelves. Yeah, yeah, that's good. That's good. Number
five on the last of the top six burg headlines.
To be honest, it was lazy journalism yesterday. Get me

(14:04):
out there. I'll write some pun headlines. Number five on
the list of the top six Bergen headlines. They could
have used, needed a change, Bergen decided time to rise
to greener pastures. Right, yeah, you got it. You gotta
gotta Number four on the list of the top sex
Bergen headlines. That really the Juno has missed it not
using them. Bergen's gone, you crust be joking. That's good,

(14:26):
it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
That's good, a great one, or have you?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, send it to me. We're gonna do it a
bone bit because it might be one that I've got.
Number three on the list of the top six Bergen headlines.
Vogels toasting to zero competition. Yeah, good, good, because that
was Vogels in Bergen with all you were on. What
was the one you were on? Plowman's money? Was it?

(14:51):
That's number one, Hayley? Is it? I just need to
make sure it was in there. Yeah, definitely, definitely have
a life thicker less grainy, yeah less. Number two and
the last of the top six Bergen headlines that were
missed yesterday are no longer a gluten for punishment good

(15:14):
here it is good stuff. And number one of the
last of the top six Bergen headlines that all the
journals really missed a trick not using them. Yeast we
forget gurg final toaster pop. Yeah, that's good. Like he
didn't say that out loud, Hailey, you would have ruined
ruined his day. Yeah, no, no, no. Yeast we Forget
was like the last one that came to me too,
and I was like, oh as number one, that's good stuff. Absolutely, yes,

(15:38):
we forget. That is today stop sex does that?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
M Podcast Network plays z m's.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Flesh one and Haley, I will knew.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
I don't think I'd ever study again. I'm dumbe no neither,
you know, like I have friends that have gone big
one eighties and when I don't want to do that,
you know, lots of dramaschool people be like, whyt I
do that.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I feel like I'm too old to learn new things.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yes, same, I'm just like, oh, we got the effort
to try and relearn new things. Yeah, but somehow, I
am on the Arizona State University website. Okay, very respected
university over in America, and they are offering a new
Bachelor of Arts.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
I've got one of those. Are you going to just
so you can be in a sorority?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah? Yeah, Kappa Kappa Gaper Gaper keeper Kapper gaper fer Yeah,
the Gaper Fapers. Yeah, a very famous Arizona State University,
the GA sorority, the Gaper Fappers.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Jesus Christ aren't even allowed to say.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
That you have caperapper. Oh yeah, girls girls, Gappervaper We
Kappa we caeper. We are the Fappers girls girls Kappa
Kappa Faper. And I'll be the camp mom in the
house because I'm a bit older.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yep, yep, not that much, but a bit old old.
What half your life's gone.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
You were saying that this morning, Yeah, yeah, because I thought, man,
I'm third of the way through and I was like,
hang on, buch. Yeah. Anyway, So I'm on the Arizona
State University website looking at the new Bachelor of Arts.
I've got a Bachelor of Arts bracket performance.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
This is a Bachelor of Arts Online Content Creation, so
and influencing this is how they sell it. Do you
dream of monetizing your video channel and making social media
your career? Arizona State University is online Bachelor of Arts
and Content Creation prepares you to become a strategic storyteller
who thrives in the rapidly evolving creator economy.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
It's an influencer degree. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Online program completely online teachers you how to create powerful
content across video, podcasts, social media, and emerging platforms while
building your personal brand. You'll learn the art of science,
art and science of digital influence to grow your audience
and build the foundation for monetizing your content.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Do you know what though, out of everything you could
do at UNI, this would probably be one of the
you that like, isn't going to be a genuinely wow,
I mean your chance of actually making a lot of
money out of it?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
It's not you, not you.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
It is very hard to grow an audience online or
to have a fresh angle. Yeah, we don't need another
like makeup review thing, so but it's less do we?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
It depends.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
It's starting in October. Forty classes total total credit hours
one hundred and you'll get a full degree. Wow and
being an influencer. It kind of feels like, and I
say this as a person with an acting degree where
you learn lots, You definitely learn lots through it, but
it's not the only path, you know, and sometimes just

(18:43):
getting out there and just doing it is the way.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
But it's a full like and you can you can,
it's like a full breakdown of this.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Yeah, five hundred billion dollars globally is the amount that
creator economy has earned a year, but growing twenty three
percent a year.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
But it's it's a hard it would be hard to
make any money. It's like any of those how.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
We all like the alarm goes off four third and
you're like, how much will people pay to see my turts?

Speaker 8 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
What I was going to say, like how only they say,
what was it? Five hundred billion dollars? How many of
that is turts and feet?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, it's not every alarm a promoting oil of Olay,
Like that's just the tiniest, tiniest smurgeon.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Too hard on yourself, You would be a great oil
of Olay influence. You do have lovely skirt, lovely skin,
you can put it on your Yeah, yeah, seldom, Bleach sang,
I've got what it takes I'm saying the influence. I'm
saying you might worn Okay s born ten as the
discount code.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I think people are more likely to subscribe to you
to see how oil of Olay changes your face than they.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Will to see you see yours.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
Gapera, Fleshorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Aren't we lucky? We have Joel from Lab and the
music director Dick Johnson here. Hello, guys, brought and gone
a really good Thank you so much for asking.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Can I ask?

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Can I ask people? Don't some people you'll head interview
Matt and it's not about man. It's just nice to
be asked if you want the truth. Actually a bit trying,
really a bit down. Can I ask Joel? Have you
been into classical music before, like as a music man.
Did you start in the classical realm as I did?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Right?

Speaker 5 (20:33):
No, I started.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
I started in the jazz kind of well, blues and
jazz kind of stuff, but then introduced to classical music
much much lad and probably got eighteen nineteen I never
going to the proms in London. Oh wow, we've got
cheap seats for that sixteen quid. And then it was
the first time I'd seen an orchestra and it was unbelievable, and.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Then you realize that the violinists weren't getting as many
you know, hot dates as the as the lead singer's
new LP.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I was gonna ask if you had
a rock quiest jazz band before L A B.

Speaker 9 (21:04):
But no, No, I didn't even do rock quest which
is crazy because that's part of what I do now
is help kids get to rock quick.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:13):
No, there's Yeah, classical is amazing and it's synth and
he's obviously got that element.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, when did that start for you? Deck let listening
to like combining musical tastes.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
Well, I came on board as music director for symphony
like four years ago. I've been djane a long long time, Yeah,
thirty years. I started DJing back in Manchester in the UK,
and so yeah, but DJ because it's the whole thing vinyl.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
You know who has paracelsion.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
You know people call her out all the time, like
you're just pressing play on a laptop and she's like
all the haters usually unplugged at the back day.

Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yea, yeah, I think she has.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Were you doing like warehouse raves and stuff? That was
my start?

Speaker 10 (21:57):
Yeah, when I was seventeen eighteen. So when when this
music started, I was right in the thick of it. Yeah, yeah,
the warehouse parties and yeah, meeting up on the on
the highway at three in the morning and breaking into
werehouses and yeah, what.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Was it a documentary about it or came out sort
of semi recently about how it all started.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It was it was so much breaking into so much.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Yeah, that was right. Yeah, yeah, because they tried to
stop it. The government tried to stop it.

Speaker 10 (22:23):
They introduced a bill cool, oh, come on, it's cool now,
but it was to do with repetitive music, so anything
that had a repetitive.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Beat, they tried to stop it.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
This is eighty eight or eighty nine.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
What end is that?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Why you came to New Zealand because you were in
trouble with the law.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I started DJing here.

Speaker 10 (22:39):
I came over here to do some tours in the
mid nineties and then yeah, just just two thousand and one,
a stage came for a year and and didn't go
back here.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Wow, Intel for you, like is it fun? Because like
obviously lab you guys make music on you tour all
the time, just as is it fun to do something
as a group.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
But different, like adjacent to it.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, I think this is going to be quite
a cook experience for us.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
We're not playing with symphony, like with the orchestra itself,
but we're playing on the life.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
You know, we're just doing that.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't mean to be disappointed.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
I mean, yeah, we were just talking about it.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Oh yeah, yeah chants.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
So it's cool.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Like the it's just going to be memath man, it's
like the biggest, the biggest set up. There's screens and
the pa is Yeah, just amazing to.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Be able to play on the stage that that size, and.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
It's incredible to watch. I still be there.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I feel like because there's great key we line up
on the Lady hawg.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's so great.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Is like, is there that cool vibe backstage with all
the other Kiwi musicians because I know like like overseas
it maybe there's like beef, you know, like bands don't
get on and everything. But I'm like, surely not in
New Zealand. Would just be having fun.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yeah, it's it's like that there's no beef. There's no
that's cool.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
You just get to hang beefy like he'll.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Drive you man, you know, trying to make beef it's
when you think that I'm doing trying to get beef
going with everyone because New Zealanders were like too nice.

Speaker 10 (24:04):
Yeah, all the New Zealand bands from from my experience,
it's always very cool, very laid back backstage. Throw a
few international bands in there around, okay, it can be
you know, a few premis in the next there, definitely.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah. Do you take that into account when you're like
thinking about how to curate the lineup?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Really that's what you should, Yeah, right, like a few
list fights.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Who are you most excited about for the for the
whole I mean, ChEls here, you sort of have to say.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
Lay lady Hawk, I've not heard of play life for years,
so I'm really excited about that.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah yeah, what about you John.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah, same, lady Hawk. I've actually never seen your play life,
so it's just gonna be cool.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Just a bit of a brag.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Do you afterwards, like do you get very nervous or
can you enjoy other people before you?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Guys are right, I.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Can never enjoy someone sit before. I'm always like nervously.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Yeah, yeah, all of that that kind of stuff. Yeah,
I'm the same with sorry, just too artists to artists
before of course, tour check, just tour chat.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I can't watch any comedy at all while I'm touring
until little afterwards because I start to steal jokes, Like
I'll start to think that I've come up with it
and you're just saying it on stage. I didn't say that,
So I'd be the same with bands, being like I
didn't write that song and now I'm just playing it.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
What's an amazing time?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I've actually never been. This will be my first time.
Every single time, I've never been able to make it.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
We always got something on or away. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well every time my friends are there, I'm like, that
is my cup of tape. Yeah, get it in the
calendar Saturday, the twentieth of March at the Auckland Debate
and tickets are on sale right now, Synphony dot Com, The.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Z podcast Network. What's Ons Fletch, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
This week's massive. Really we're quite emotional. We are emotional. God,
we're worried about it. Producer Shannon's going international by yourself
the first time ever. Yes, and it's also her first
ever trip to Australia. Yeah, you've never been to Australia before.

Speaker 8 (26:10):
No, not as a conscious being. When I was like
six months old, I got taken for a day, but
not as a conscious.

Speaker 6 (26:20):
Well I guess, so, I guess it's children. We're all kidnapped, don't.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
You went to Hawaii with the Coast Radio session that
you worked for before us with Tony Street, then over
seventy overseas trips.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I think she's she's blacklisted from a few airlines.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
She can only violent violent.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
She clicks her fingers and wants champagne.

Speaker 8 (26:47):
No, do you know there was actually drama traveling with her,
because here's a bit of tea. Her real name is
not Tony Street, but the airline had booked her name
as Tony Street and Tony Hitler.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, hard to get, hard to give sports presenting gigs
when your last night. Yeah, so what happened with Tony
Hitler on this flight?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Then?

Speaker 8 (27:08):
No, we just had to like get it all sorted out.
But her name didn't match. Her last name's not.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Obvious Anthony Hitler. And by the way, we love Tony Street.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's just the best. She's literally the nicest woman ever.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
That's why we love saying mean things Paris right now, No,
she's bad, she's back, Okay, So You've been to Hawaii,
You've been on a cruise ship that didn't go anywhere,
it just went around the seas outside New Zealand somewhere,
but you've never been to Australia. Sever and now you
are being sent in a work capacity by yourself to Sydney.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Years I am being sent by Hey you my favorite
streaming service, Love Sydney for Hayu's fan festival.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
So amazing because you are.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Asia.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
I was literally speaking to her this morning as currently
filming show, so she will not be there, but her
past coworker, Captain Jason will be there and I will
be interviewing him.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
So this is a perfect job for you because you
are our reality TV queen. You're interviewing Cynthia from the
Real House Was of Atlanta, Meredith from the Real House,
Lake City, Julia from the London Derenda from the Reals
of New York City, Alexia from the Room Miami Ship,
Rose from Southern Charm and Captain Jason Chambers from below

(28:29):
deck Like this is your Disneyland.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
This has been the most exciting opportunity I've ever had
in my life, and I am so nervous.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Other than coming to.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
No No no, this is the most exciting opportunity.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Monday Friday, with opportunity to wake up at four o'clock
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
My mic not on are we worried about? Like how
are you getting from the airport and stuff like it's
a big.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Sent She's going to be a lost little lambs. I'm babe.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
I do have a few questions.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Okay, now, because you're going to Sydney, Melbourne, Sydney, Sydney,
I still forget how to travel internationally.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
What are you talking like? I haven't been on that
many international trips by myself, but I still get to
their point. I'm like, all right, what happens now? It's
the blind blind?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah, you should try doing it more. Yes, float off
on holiday more.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
How much money does it cost them?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Right?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Right, Okay, what are your question?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
So I know that there's you can't take liquids through
I've got that down.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
You can take them under one hundred mil.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
I'm just not going to dabble. I'm scared, no knives, Okay, cool,
cool cook, I'll take my names out.

Speaker 8 (29:37):
My question is, so I have a pil tray I
take and I just put all my pearls in there
and I set them up for the week and hindsight,
I'm taking probably about one hundred unlabeled pels with me
and I had an issue.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
You'll be fine that because it's true you're not going
to balley.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
No, but I would have the because the prescription, right, yeah, yeah,
I would have the prescription.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
They never I mean, they never checked, but if they do,
I would.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I would take your boxes, the boxes and the pels coming.
Maybe you've got a lot of pearls.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Get your daily m DM a'gal.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Yeah, okay, cooking. Now another question, So my passports about
to expire.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Jesus, what's about I've warned.

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Her about this guy, but apparently according to Google it's
three months Australia.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I've got a return ticket, yes and three months yeah.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Yeah, yeah yeah, it's like sooner, w soon Fibruary.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh yeah, you're fine, but also like not that fine.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
So when you get back from this trip getting your Yeah, yeah,
that's my plan.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
But my question is, let's say they're like stop in
the name of the law, you're an immigrant or something.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Can I call you emigrant? Stop immigrants and the name
of the law. I want nothing to do with you.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Can Can you be my light witnesses or something like,
can I can.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
I have emergency cont Yeah, fibery is fine? Okay, Yeah,
you called, You're fine, no problem. Next question?

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Yeah, I have been asking him a lot of questions.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, yeah, because he travels a lot.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Now, how does money work over there?

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Because I know Australia is kind of close you can
almost just not think about it. Okay, so what are
you going to be asking?

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Won't work over there?

Speaker 11 (31:21):
On?

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
But have you got a dibbit? Is it a debit card?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
I don't know, it's just got it likeway, you'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Okay, we'll be fine.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
But no, I was thinking of asking on behalf of
you guys, of course, all of our favorite brother liberties.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
I was thinking, shall I play mental Mints with them?

Speaker 8 (31:42):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
God, yes, because they're all like a beer.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
But do they call it mints? Don't they call it
ground beeople?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Yeah? I could have a.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Reference card, a photo man, just play mental ground beer?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Love that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Play definitely play mints Mints? I think are you going
to be able to keep calm and cool?

Speaker 11 (32:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
And don't people buy tickets to this thing?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:06):
It is someone who has done this before, don't drink
too much before the interviews. No, no, no, Shannon. You
know you get really quite flying on the shampa and
be a moment when you're away, at the moment you
feel a little bit nervous.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
You might think a little bubbles to calm the nerves.
I think we'll just go against that.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
No, I'm not going to touch anything because I just
know I'll probably cry.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah you cry, I know.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I love you, Jason.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
So I guess we'll find out how that goes and
if Shannon makes it back on Monday, or.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
This could be our final week with Shannon.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Good luck, needwork plays it ends, flesh Forn and Haley.

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Is it weird?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Is it weird? To tell me if it's weird? Maybe
it is, Maybe it's done.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I don't want a house because then people will think
I'm weird.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
So tell me, is it is it weird? Now?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
If you've just joined the show, there was a day
where our sound producer Sam just wasn't here.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
It's weird to make that on AI and people liked it,
and so it's here to stay. Only AI slop on
the show.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Oh we don't slap anywhere else, but God, that thing
tickles me. It's the weirdest thing we've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
But it's a great segment where you ask us if
it's weird. You can always message us if VHZM on
Instagram with a question.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Started off with a man who post physical relations with
a woman insisted on keeping the condom.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
On when he went home first. That was a resounding yes,
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
It was a resounding is it weird? And we've had
a few cents then, and I received a DM in
my personal inbox to share with you, guys, Hailey, I
hean't isn't is it weird for you? I heard you
talking about the terrible dating scene in New Zealand today.
Now this was when I was talking about after my
show in New Plumouth. There was a woman there and
she'd seen a psychic and she was going with Star
Signs because she'd given up on the apps and everything.

(34:07):
And I couldn't help it relate desperately with the other
listener you spoke about, guys, it's dire after years of
helpless dating.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
It is so bad for me that I've turned to
she said.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I can feel Fletched rolling rolling his eyes looking for signs,
specifically in numbers. Okay, so much so that even this
guy I'm currently seeing isn't really my type and is
a little boring so far and lacking spark. I keep
seeing angel numbers when I am with him, and I
can't help but think.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Is it a sign? What are angel numbers?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Can you google angel numbers for vorn for it and
unstrow your face. We're going to answer this as a team.
Listeners included is it weird angel numbers like eleven eleven
is one?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Or your birth angel numbers and what they mean? One
one when you When I was at the gym the
other day and I saw ten eleven eleven, and I
was like, oh my god, see you can have your
eleven eleven.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I like twelve thirty four to fifty six the dates
or the dates when it's like the sex and the
sex fully sex.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I remember that.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Yeah, remember.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
You remember that?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
The twenty second of February twenty twenty two was pretty rare.
So that's an angel number two.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yes, it's kind of like you could have your own
angel numbers as well, like mine might be eighteen or
something like that because that's my birthday. And then if
you're seeing you're seeing someone and then it's like eighteen
and they arrive, you know, you can.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
A tenth of the eighths? Would that be okay? Okay?

Speaker 3 (35:42):
So what's what she said?

Speaker 11 (35:44):
Help?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Is it weird that I'm looking for love using signs
and numbers while dating?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Have I officially lost? So weird that someone's like, this
guy's boring, but the numbers even though the.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Guy I'm currently seeing, if this isn't really my type,
a little boring and so far we're lacking spark.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
If he's boring now and you're lasting spark now.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Yeah, she said, she keeps seeing I mean, listen, I
don't know where this chick lives, but my vibe when
I've been out touring is that, like is dire on
the apps, she's looking for anything. I keep seeing angel
numbers every time I'm with him, and I can't help
but think this is a site one.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
One One is new beginnings and rapid manifestation of thoughts
to alignment, trust and finding balance and harmony. Three through
three support growth and creative self expression.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
So if it's three point thirty three and you look
at the clock, support growth, see it?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, you're just like, oh my god, I can't believe
this long term works finished.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Bang, smash your.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Head into the desk.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
So if you're like with him and he sees something
and says a date or a time or something some
kind of number or his phone number's got something in it.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Or the hack hair for the guys, you know, if
she's a bit loop de lubit, she's hot, you can
you can run a mile.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
No, no, start just cranking out numbers. Yeah, do your
angel numbers?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Well, I remember reading ages ago, but I don't know
if I'm be able to find it. But like numerology, right,
it's like a thing like we talked about astrology yesterday.
I appreciate you guys are still here. And numerology is
another thing like numbers are lining. You know when you
do a Chinese fortune cookie, Yeah, and it we had
your little fortune sometimes got your lucky numbers and stuff.

(37:21):
Follow the numbers in the world.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I'm going to start by saying, yes, it is weird.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
She's putting her quest for love into the hands of numbers.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Said, this is like when you used to write boobies
upside down on a calculator. Those are my numbers.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
One.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, I have a million, three hundred and eighteen thousand
and night. Are we going to find anyone that thinks
this isn't weird?

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Well, listen. If you're listening and you're a little woo woo,
and you've also followed the numbers before and it's worked
for you, maybe you know, like you and your partner,
your soulmate have the same birth date and it was
all in the numbers all along.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Well, you follow the prology thing like we talked about yesterday,
maybe you'd agree with this.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Maybe, yeah, maybe, somebody you The trading van in front
of me right now is eight hundred and seven seven
seven one one one. What does that mean? I'll tell
you seven seven sisters there means good luck, spiritual awareness
and high frequency and one one one new beginnings and
rapid man. If your husband's in that van, yeah, your future.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Person messaging in is looking for love are in the van,
They might just be a plumber.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
Somebody said, mine is three fourteen. It's pie right in
a pie like oh, yes, four one yeah, So I
see it everywhere three fourteen. I'm always looking at the
club when it's three fourteen. I ways see number plates
that are three fourteen. Yeah, is this you Vaorn Smith?
You no message?

Speaker 8 (38:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:43):
I was like, of course you're on board with okay,
oh eight hundred dollars at him. We want you to
call us now, you can text us nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Is it weird that this person who message is looking
for signs love, signs and numbers while dating?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
And then we'll come back next with the results and
to clear is it we yes or no?

Speaker 8 (39:02):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Where? Is it weird?

Speaker 2 (39:04):
To tell me if it's weird?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Maybe it is, Maybe it's not.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
I don't want a house because and people will think
I'm weird.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
So tell me is it is it weird?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Okay, quick recap if you've just joined us yesterday, we're
talking about the dating scene in New Zealand apparently quite bleak.
The apps are not giving and I received an email
from a listener asking if it's weird that she has
had such a hard time dating that she's actually put
it into numbers. She's following signs and numbers, Angel numbers
and the guy that she's currently seeing at the moment,

(39:38):
though not her type, described as a little boring and
lacking spark every time she's with them.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
She says, these angel numbers and she thinks it might
be a sign.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You know, we're going to broaden our horizons with her,
we think we're looking for sometimes, and she's going maybe
the numbers are telling me. She wants to know if
it's weird that she's resorted to this. Basically, I did
not expect this response.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
No no.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
I was born on the eleventh of the eleventh, nineteen
eighty eight, so eleven eleven eight eight, and I'm somewhat
of an angel. Somebody message to self identified angel there.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, even eleven eleven friend Maria, and we used to
see angel numbers all the time.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Somebody said they started dating there and now I fiance
at the end of high school would constantly see eleven
eleven on the clock during their initial you know dating.
After eight years of dating and seeing only occasionally a
bum bomb, I started getting bombarded with eleven elevens and
ones everywhere and we just got engaged. Oh that's cute.
But that's why they.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Got engaged or they maybe it was someone seeing it.
Come on, Maybe they just look at a clock too
many times.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Also, why are we going on a data to eleven
in the morning or eleven at night? Neither of those
forge no, you know what I mean, we need to
be luncheon or heaven dinner.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Um if it was. Since my granddad passed away, I
see eleven, eleven and one one one almost daily. I
take it as it's just chicking them. See.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I think people are vinemen on the angel number thing, and.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You don't think it's weird it all to date using
numbers no one. Someone said, no, it's not weird at all.
This is literally how I met my husband.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
We had our first aid on November eleventh and twenty
elevenn Living Live Live eleven and afterwards we kept seeing
it everywhere.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Now they are now they are marriage. Okay, read that
comment about the whims the whimsy I found numerology because
of Taylor Swift. Are stuck with it ever since?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Does she into it in your n's thinking that something's
going to be released because she posts something and there's
a number. No, But there was another thing that her
numbers and Travis Kelsey's numbers do a line. I read that, Yeah,
you come and Carwen about their numbers.

Speaker 12 (41:41):
Yeah, so he is eighty seven on his player number. Yeah,
and she famously her number thirteen That adds up to
one hundred and then she has that lyric keep it
one hundred.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
How do you how do you combat that? And I can't.
And you can't argue with one hundred. You can't argue.
I can't argue with two numbers adding up to make
another number.

Speaker 6 (42:05):
She also had a.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
Song back when she was like literally sixteen years old
where she said the two numbers eighty seven and eighty nine,
which is the she was born and Hailey and.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Thank you, yeah, well, thank you for putting that clip
up where you said that people it's obvious that you
were born a nine in any night.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
They stuck with it ever since they found it through
Tatuswift And it's just a place. It's adding whimsy to
my life, and who doesn't need more whimsy in these times.
That's a good way of looking so your message and
saying I love this. It's so romantic. Get it girl.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
And someone said, guys, the apps are abysmal. I'll try
just about anything if this chicks's numbers. We're doing numbers.
I thought we were were to come in and absolutely
mow this down and roll their eyes. Or someone said,
it's not the numbers that are the problem, Like, it's
not the fact that she's following numbers. It's the numbers
she's following because she's worth a dart. Oh okay, she

(42:54):
needs a new set of numbers. Numbers, follow the numbers,
but change your numbers.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Nine to eleven was always my angel. I always saw
it everywhere. Yeah, I was going to get it tattooed
on me. Obviously you can't.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
No, yeah, yeah, of course it's weird. Someone says numbers
are just numbers, and they happen. Look at this. I'm
the seventh, My boys are the seventh, thirty seventh. There's
all these numbers.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
It just happens. It's just random. Great story though, great
love story.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
It is if you can make it work. Well, so
what are we ruling at. No, it's not weird.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
If someone said years absolutely believe in numerology, yes, it's weird,
I would say it leans more towards it's not weird.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Okay, it's not weird. Weird. I forgot about this. It's
fine now on confirmed.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
That's not weird.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Wo silly little POI, it is so silly, silly, silly, bad, silly, silly.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Little silly.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
So a little pole today is when you're typing on
your phone. Do you tap type or like individual keys
or do you swipe between each letter?

Speaker 4 (44:08):
I don't know what it's you swipe type you're a psychopath.
I think it's a sign that you're a psychopath. I'm
gonna try it. I just can't because I saw you
doing this yesterday and I was like, how long have
you been swipe typing? How do you pages? You might
have to turn it on your.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Sitting and you're killing it.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
I like how you lean your finger, Yeah, like that
one finger and you just swipe it around and when
you get to the letter you want, you point to
the next letter you want.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
You have to know where all the letters are. But
then you stop to do this. But no, hate, I
shall not be converted. Well that's okay. Yeah, and I'll
tell you one thing I got. Sometimes the auto corrects wild.
But also it'll be harder to drive and swipe type.
I don't take some try map the phone absolutely out

(44:54):
of out of sight, out of mind, in the boot. Yeah. Yeah,
it's actually a great got to take it. How do
you type on your phone? By tapping each individual key
or swiping between the Leader's ninety three percent of people
have tapped.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Individual keys okay, because when I voted last night it
was at two percent and I was like, oh god, okay,
so seven percent of people.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, a swipe typer?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Who show them to me? Me?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I'll go between you got one?

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Then you're a type sexual.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
I'm type sexual. Yeah, I'm ab Yeah, okay, you're a
type PM. I don't like that one type of sexual.
Alex says your next pole should be how many of
you just tried swiping between keys for the first time,
because that's what I did. I didn't realize that was
the thing. Yeah, it has been for ether. It was

(45:44):
initially a Samsung initiative. Yes, I mean that's where I learned.
I had a Samsung tablet at one stage, and I
think that's where I was like, oh yes, oh, and
then when it came to iPhones, I was like, oh
this is here. Mart says, I'm a swiper. It's fun
because more than half of the time it's the wrong word,
and I have to go back and rewrite it, write

(46:05):
it again, and then rewrite it again, and then just
tap it in. It's good times. It's the way to live. Lizzie.
I feel like you need to follow up question for
each answer, like what is your age. Surely older people
of the people swipe it. I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (46:19):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I would have thought it would have been one finger pressing.
But then you're old and you're not. Yeah, so you know,
I just wish to bring it back where you had
to press you know, the letter three times to get
whatever umber you want.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
My god, what about like some like gin alphas and
young gen zs don't know the eight hundred number like
the letters.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, they can't work it out. They can't work out
like eight hundred dollars it in there, Like what are
you talking about? My daughter said, where do you find
the D?

Speaker 11 (46:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Where do where do you find the D and the
I and the A and the L and the Z three?
But they don't know that. They don't not never had
to think about numbers being yeah gh j k l
Asha friend of the show currently filming blow Blow Yeah, Scott.
This is her husband and for some reason it drives

(47:04):
me crazy, such a divorce.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I'm the same as when I saw Vaughan doing it,
I was like, what are you your psycho?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Unbelievable, Tracy said, I just learned how to do something
new on my phone today. Achievements shat and said both.
But if I'm riding the horses, or if I only
have one hand, it's a swipe. Oh on, I've never
thought about it, just went house because you do swepe
with one hand, right or with two? He puts his

(47:32):
phone on the disk, and I'll do it like this.
I'll put my phone down and go like that, psycho,
who are you? I thought you were one of my
dearest friends. And all this time I've know this man
closet swiper. Yeah, and Fletcher's just out of me tapping,
mostly out tapping, mostly because I'm a millennial, but still
thinks it's cool to quirty. But sometimes I'm feeling flash,

(47:55):
I'll go for a swipe.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That's lee.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
The swipe text is so good and fast. I don't
know how I text before, Well I do. I had
the numbers and the amount of times until I got
the letter I needed. But yeah, but it's good stuff.
Who the actual flip on? Flip? Fine? Who the actual
still swipes? See people has been through the swipe, she's
out the other side by the sounds of the spry

(48:18):
swipes an old an old game. Let it go man,
Well it's a little pile. How do you type on
your phone by tapping each individual key. Ninety three percent does.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
That M podcast network plays M flit Haley.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Let's share what we did. We just did ten air squads.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Flitch's decided he's happy Litter's brain rot in the side
of his hit.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
There's just something you're going to adopt for a day
and then forget about.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Eighth So what habited did you adopt because of a podcast? Now?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I was We're big fans of the Diary of CEO podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
They always have amazing experts on and it popped up
on my three yesterday that there was a most replayed
episode about with an Alzheimer's expert, and it was an
episode I had started earlier but tapped out of because
Alzheimer's is like a tough topic for me to face.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
My dad's got early on said Alzheimer's.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
My nana passed away from Alzheimer's, and in my soul,
I've known it's coming for me, Like you know what
I mean, I'm not getting tested for the gene you
know that Chris Himsworth has, because I don't think that's
going to add value to.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
My life, because it don't make you worry more. Wouldn't
we just knowing it's more likely.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Would it make you reckless? Do you reckon? I? I
think I personally for me, it would knowing that I'm
What was that movie and everybody had the timer above
the head of how much time they had left the
other day?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
It was also a knuckleback video, wasn't it didn't knuckle
back to a music video? And they did a chonic video.
What a what a bed? We've gone full three sexy
on you hear the new music? Don't need to mate? Yeah,
I only need on a rock and be a rock star.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
He's a little wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
You say new music. Put rockstar by k Necklebeck. Probably
come that twenties. They've done it again, right anyway?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
So, Yeah, this Alzheimer's thing came up and I was like, yeah,
I'm in sort of the murtalist to because it was
it was a neuro physiologious, physiologious and cognitive performance expert
Luise and Nicolas talking about how Alzheimer's ninety five percent
of cases can be prevented with lifestyle changes.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
But you got to start in your theorties, Hailey Jane Sprang,
but she's going to say no drinking, so you'll be out, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
But I'll skip, and she serious, ninety five percent of
cases can be of Alzheimer's cases a link to preventable
lifestyle factors.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
So that's sleep, it's exercise, it's everything.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
But her main thing, her number.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
One thing, don't do it. Don't do them, live it up.
We're going to forget it. Everything you're not doing.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Lesson. Okay, So her number one thing was exercise over
not drinking, over the Keno d all these things, right y,
Alzheimer's exercise in particular strength, training in particular leg, strength,
in particular, regular movement. So I was like, I went
into a leg day yesterday and hell I did not

(51:22):
want to, but I was like, alzheimer is Alzheimer's in
my squats, my dead lifts. And she said, another way
to actively protect your brain is every hour. People like us,
we sit in the morning, a lot of people sit
at offices every hour. Just get up, stand up, and
to do ten air squats. So now to the day,
I'll be doing ten air squats on the hour. Really

(51:45):
our five, six and seven, No, we missed five and six,
but we've done seven and eight.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Right, you know, nothing to lose, everything to gain and
forty squats over there. I mean, you're not gonna do them.
I'm not gonna say wake up, and that be pretty good.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
If you start from zero and you haven't got to
the gym and you start squatting that much, you're going
to be not walking tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's why it's like ear squats.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
It's one of the easier ones. But I was like,
it's one of those things. It just gets in your
head and you're like, I'm changing everything. And sometimes podcasts
have that, well, especially now.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
A lot of like amazing podcasts with incredible advice. Yeah,
we get to heap. There's a lot of cramp as well.
Oh my god, it's so much shit, but we get
to here. We get to hear and listen to our podcast.
But we don't health advice, do we know? It just
kind of like cool line off for SIGs. Is that
what we said? Yeahs, have yourself a cog zero instead.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You had water today?

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Have some water?

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Yeap, were changing, man, you guys should try fruits and vegetables.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Is okay? So this is a question. This morning, I
went hundred dollars at M nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
What havebit? Did you adopt because you heard about it
on a podcast, and we're not going to judge you.
If you were like, I just went hard on this
bloody Joe Rogan was like, you've got to eat meat,
no vegetables, right and have some I've omicked him for
putting Yeah, and maybe you were like, yes, Joe, I'm going.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
To do that, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
So whatever it has, Maybe you follow a wellness podcast
or people online eight hundred, relationship advice, family anything. What
habit did you adopt because of a podcast?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Six the nine six nine sex? What habit you learned
from a podcast? Or we could even take the doccos
as well, because a lot of people are saying, yes,
Joe changed my habits in this way.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Sixty minutes a YouTube thing that you watched. You stopped
eating whale after the cove, didn't you? Dolphin? Dolphin? Sorry dolphins?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I stopped whale after blackfish and dolphin after the cove.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yes, yeah, And then Vall went to SeaWorld. Do you
remember that?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
And I that was a real strain in our friendship. Yeah,
you know, I had right on a couple of things.
I did that thing where you stand on a dolphin
under each foot and you would to ski on them. Yeah,
I did that and they were like, yeah, anyway, I'm on.
I feel like we got to the end of that joke.
And I didn't really like clock out, but it was

(54:12):
a joke. I didn't do any of those things.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
I'm squatting on the hour and I'm lifting heavy on
the legs so that I don't get the sort of
inevitable inherited Alzheimer's through my family. Yeah, a lot of
other research around alcohol and Alzheimer's, ketter gine diet and Alzheimer's,
those are ones I'm choosing not to adopt for now,
but I'll be squatting on the hour.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Do it when it's too late, like in your sixties.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Well they're saying almost your late thirties is too late
this whole time now, So yeah, okay, so we're all screwed.
A good thing.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
I'm in my early thirties, thirty six. Cant what have
you adopted from a podcast or a.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Docco Well, I haven't adopted it, like still, but I
was to go vegan for six months after stress.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Oh documentary was that anything was the game changer, So
it was during lockdown as well. In all fairness, I
do listen to a lot of things and change things
for like six months because I'm also ADHD. So yeah,
there's a great group where we can swap and exchange

(55:17):
forgotten hobbies.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well and stuff like yeah, babes, we're
making a lab shade. At the moment, I'm sort of
not crocheting some space.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
You're nice. I'm catching a jacket with some pitches.

Speaker 10 (55:34):
I watch something on TikTok, you know why not?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Yeah, I might go to Pilate's one day, do you
know what. I'm like that cat like you think you
hear one thing and it's said with such expertise that
you're like, this is the answer to all my problems
being vegan for you?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Right?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
And then when what what?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
What was the sausage that killed the veganism?

Speaker 12 (55:53):
I just wanted a burger?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Yeah, yeah, I just wanted burger.

Speaker 7 (55:59):
And she's pie.

Speaker 8 (56:00):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, I get it. I tell you, I get it.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Broke care is my spirit animal. Yeah we should be
friends care.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Yeah, like it was locked down, there wasn't furg would yeah? Yeah, okay,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Some messages in the things you've adopted from the podcast
Call Her Daddy is a very popular podcast I listened
to Call He Daddy.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Andy Kendrick talked about using Bert's Be's lip balm, and
I went and bought myself Bert's Bees. The very next day,
my lips said, never been so hydrated. Now that's one
of the PG lessons taken from because somebody else said.
Episode three of Call Her Dotty Daddy podcast was titled
the Gluck Cluck nine thousand. We can't go into the
details here of what that is. She learned somebody message habit.

(56:49):
I took on the habit of the g what I
learned about the gluck luck nine thousand. I tell you what.
Everybody is as happy as Larry.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
I think it's great. We're learning great new skills.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I started to look back at Google trends tomorrow and
see a s and what is the gluck gluck nine thousand.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
That's our yes, yeah, yeah, nine to five three. Thank
you very much for your message. They started to enjoy
a suit of aspect of love making after the wonderful
Haley and Morgan on six of Live Podcasts and my
boyfriend thanks you. Oh wait, hang on, wow she okay,

(57:25):
a whole new world not doing cold plunges because they
don't work. For women. Somebody said the podcast everyone was
talking about cold plunges. But apparently because our ow.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Boots, it's the fight or flight response, right, so it
spikes our cortisol.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
But and then we're supposed to always be ready to
rear children.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
So when we get into the plunge pole, our cortsole
goes right up and it ruins our hormones.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I was like, going for me, what's it doing for me?

Speaker 3 (57:54):
And making you look hot? She smells is opening a
cold plunge pull it unisex And I was like, my
boots look so good when ye tight little lips.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
You might just have to stick to the sauna there.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah, but my old was sparking. It's a debate in
my head.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
I've been drinking diluted bleach ever since I'm Donald Trump
and his health professionals told me it was a cure
for COVID. Yeah, me too, and I've only had it once,
so who's laughing now? I had a fasting expert on
one podcast. I've been chaining three day fasts. Oh yeah,
I don't know that that's not forever.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
I like to have a big break between dinner and breakfast,
but there's no way I can go that long without food.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
It's so angry.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Science around fast. My dad used to fast quite a lot.
Really yeah yeah, when he was working and stuff. Just
a little reset. But I'm also like, food is life.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah wa was that a finance fast?

Speaker 3 (58:54):
It was finance fast yeh yeah fast. He wouldn't give
any money away for like two four hours, and he
was like, you get a loan, You get a loan.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
The five three two one five four three two one
male robins to get out of bed. I heard of
that one by one seven?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
What is it? Five for three two one?

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Let them where your partner sets five alarms to wake up,
and then they press snows four times and then they
finally get out of bed on the one.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
The worst Okay. The five for three to one method
sometimes is a simple mental trick. When you feel yourself
hesitating on something, get out of bed, sending a hard email, whatever,
going to the gym. You count backwards five four three
two one, and then you physically go. It's like diving, yes,
jumping off, jumping off of a bungee five four three
to one, and then physically move on the last count,

(59:45):
no more thinking, just act. Does male robins just come up?
With a ship and say she came up with it.
I'll be five four three two, okay, wanting my whole life.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
My husband listening to some podcasts about grounding sheets and
told me about it. I was like, what a load
of rubbish, what a waste of money. Well he got
me a three hundred dollars ground sheet for my birthday.
And I'm absolutely eating my words because I slept forever
with the grounding sheet on my bed. I slept fantastically.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Sheet.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
She run a chord from your sheet into the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Natural easy way to reduce inflammation while you sleep. Grounding
sheets you put them on your bed, woven with conductive silver.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Okay, okay, sounds a bit woo word, isn't that a
little word on the show? And I'm going to patch
a little tingle wingly Wednesday for tomorrow. We're going to
do tomorrow. I listen to a mail Robins melting all listen.
It's like a little bit of mail Robins. The woman
should be able to do it at least eleven push ups,
So I started to build up to that. Turns out
daily is not a good idea of her. An injured

(01:00:41):
shoulders in September last year, because of mail Robin's bloody push.
Start on the knees, Start on the knees, Moult Robins.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
She screwed you there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Yeah, great advice from Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Start start on the knees. Always start on the knees.
And to see where it takes you.

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
Play it ends spletch one and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Fact day day day day day do do doo doo
doo doo doo dooo doo. Just open up the text machine,
scroll right back to yesterday and found a number that
ends in seven three four because it's happening. Your suggestion

(01:01:21):
for migration fact of the day. For fact of the day,
you should look at the migration of the New Zealand
crayfish or yomut migration from the sea to my ballot.
They're a hot, hot garlic little bearing, a little trip
through garlic and butter town, but a parsley on top

(01:01:44):
of that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Where are those things crawling away? New Zealand crayfish going
to mass migration?

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Pack horse rock lobsters to rockster classic. I have been
track traveling over one thousand kilometers huge to the country dude,
gangs of them lighter.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Pat lobsters because they they banned the gang patches. Yeah, yeah,
no patches, so they've got tats instead.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Huge gangs of them line up and marched together around
the South Island and single file against the current again,
single file. The current has our lovely friend my god,
what's his name? David edmburrah da god, I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Can't believe they just left me? Has he videoed them
and some.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Particular they had the Google. I'm sure there's some kind
of lobster file parading. So red rock lobsters have been
recorded moving up to four hundred and sixty kilometers. Pack
horse lobsters probably called that because that's a massive and
they travel further up to one thousand and seventy kilometers,
so you know you always see them when I mean,
I've been crayfish. So that's the great question. They are

(01:03:00):
They just like a that's a bit of more of
a gaggle. But look at that, it's a line. That's
a line. Tell you what some cyclists could learn a
think or two from them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
I left that guy needs.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
To merge like an Ethan's zip. Come on again in
there's a bit of traffic jem one in one in.
So they're not exactly sure. The leading theory is it
helps newly hatch larvae back to the same waters where
they were conceived, So kind of like salmon going back
to their home. Salmon always go back to the home,
run back to Yeah, because I spoiler, I love Yemen

(01:03:30):
as he thought as Yemen. Yeah, so they also happen
like these mass migrations, don't. They don't happen every year.
There was a recorded one in nineteen seventy and then
again in nineteen ninety three, so it's less of an
annual event than a sort of a once in a
generational crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
You think it's because someone's like, do you guys want
to go a thousand kilometers?

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
And they're like, come he bother, Well they're going against
you know when you're at the beach. You know, whe're
at the beach and you're like, man, watch this, and
you're swimming and then all of a sudden you're fifty
meters down the beach. Yes, you know, every thirty odd years.
Maybe they're just like, we have been pushed quite a
bit by this current anymore. What color was our umbrella?

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
In the ever in the beach, having swum and you're
like looking, You're like, someone's in my stuff. Oh my god. Yes,
and you're charging over the winter and realize that it's
not and it's just so many colors of those.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
You guys going through my bag. Yeah, they guys going
through my stuck and robbed under my little gay zebo.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Yeah, my gay zebo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah, gays yours zebra, mine's fruity airs, mine's blue and
white stripe. If you don't have a gay zeboa, everybody
got one. The really popular ones lately were the ones
that went up in the middle like an umbrella and
then you weighed down the corner.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Oh yeah, those are good. Jealous when someone goes all
out with a really nice gay zebo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
When you get to a beach and some family's got
a three bay tent sit up and it's like night
in the morning, You're like, what time did you guys
get Yeah, And then you're there day and that's still
there and the chili mean's of food and I'm like this,
this is admirable. You're like, I'm leaving home today and
I'm not coming home. Yeah, it's dark, it's beach. We
can to do nothing but eat and listen to loud
reggae music on a on a JBL speaker that lights up. Yeah,

(01:05:09):
and every toilet movement will be in the ocean. No no,
not like every urun. No, we'll be in the ocean.
There's a block of toilets. There's a cinemon have to
peel down with Tom right on. That one wouldn't happen
if you were a rock lobster. You just stay in
the water. So today's fact that as a New Zealand
crayfish alls known as the pack. What can I say? Also,
these things used to grow regularly up to fifteen kilograms.

(01:05:31):
But because we've gone and like snatched them all up
or we're eating them perfect, I don't get a speak anymore. Dude,
how good with a fifteen.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
They're all on therese impic jabs now to get a
two kg one barely any meat in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
So they again to reiterate, they are in a patched gang. Yep,
they ride single file like cyclists should, and they're on ozimpic. Gotcha,
and they will travel over a thousand kilometers in mass migration.
Fact of the Day, Day a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Day, the Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
We are very lucky to have in studio one of
our proudest exports, Chloe. You are a big deal, she's
an author.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
She's here with us. Hi, Chloe, Hi, thank you for
having me. You're so welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
Now you may notice we're just saying off here that
your accent makes no sense. No, it doesn't.

Speaker 11 (01:06:34):
Yeah, the longer you hear it, the more you're like,
where what is this? Like my words changed just at
a moment's notice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
So you were born in Shanghaies, grew up in the
North Shore, went to university in Pennsylvania, and now live
in New York. Yes, it's a mess. It's a mess.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Toto College I did, Wow, one of the bigger schools
in New Zealand. It's like it's got as many peopils
as a small town. Yeah, it does an economy.

Speaker 11 (01:07:06):
Yeah, I mean during graduation, I'm looking around, I'm like,
who are you? I've never seen you around?

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Y I've never seen in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Now get this. So if you don't know Chloe and
her work, you've got a book dealer at seventeen years old,
published at twenty one, that went on the New York
Times bestseller list, stayed there for forty nine weeks. They
took away the fiftieth week from me. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Then that's a nice Then that would really do my head.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Narrowly just under fifty weeks on the New York Times
bestseller list, and then like you've just gone off. It's
just gone absolutely. Man, you are said to be one
of the people that was the key to creating book
talk and popping off on book talk, both being reviewed
and reviewing like we are not worth it to start
and we've got a little something we want to share

(01:07:53):
with you. But first let's talk about your third book,
and The Flesh and False God serious.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
That's out today today today.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Yeah. So this is a series that is we've been
told very very gory and inspired a bit around Shakespeare's
antion a Cleopetra. You need to pay him any rotess.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Seen the bank transfer?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
You know? Yeah, so Shakespeare, because you've done Shakespeare and
I inspired before the first one and Juliet, Yes, do
you read Shakespeare.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
You're like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Trab be of both.

Speaker 11 (01:08:33):
I'm like, you know, Shakespeare, I love you, I love
what you're doing with this work, but I have something else.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
I'm want to do something else too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
When you're seventeen and you take a Shakespearean tragedy romance
in terms of there's like violent.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
People are like, are you okay, because when you came
in such a sunny disposition. Well, she's so sweet, a
little mini skirter.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, because there's a lot of violence in the boxes, right.

Speaker 11 (01:08:55):
Plenty of people ask me after they read my books
and they're like, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Do you need to talk to someone about this? And
I'm like, no, the books are my therapy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Where does it come from within?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
You like this?

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
The darkness?

Speaker 11 (01:09:05):
You know you wouldn't think it. I think I'm a
very violent person. Okay, I think I love it's like
slowly from my skirtsople.

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I don't know if I'm kidding and kidding.

Speaker 11 (01:09:16):
I'm a very I'm a very well adjusted person. But
I think I get all my violence and glare and
blood out in the books.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
I feel like well adjusted people don't have to say
I'm a well adjusted piece. And your family they read
your books and there and they're obviously a huge support
the yes, of course.

Speaker 11 (01:09:31):
Well, my my siblings read my books. My parents a
bit less, So I'm like, you know, you don't need
to read it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
It's okay.

Speaker 11 (01:09:37):
You can buy the copies, you can put them on
the shelves, you can give them out to our relatives,
say my daughter wrote that, Yeah, exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
You don't need to be reading or my Killings piece. Yeah,
I think so. Well. What we love to do when
authors come in, Chloe is like get to know their style,
which we've been doing. Violence will bene down to violence
and kind of like a little of a hunger Games
is sort of like fight for Life, some historical spins
and and this this series.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Your third book is The Eyes of the King's like
body jumping.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Yes, yes, it's yes. People people swap bodies as if
they are clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
So okay, if you could jump into anyone's body, who
would it be?

Speaker 11 (01:10:13):
Right, my god, it would be Tailor Swift's cat, not
Tailor specifically.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
I think that's a lot of pressure. I want to
be her cat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
And then you'll just be on account and she'd be
patting you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
Yeah, yeah, exactly a dream.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
I'd be Jesson Mama's girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Hate to take it there, then, Okay, that's a great
that's a great option.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Okay. So what we love to do with authors when
they come and is get to know this style violence
that we've got from you, and we each write a
little paragraph in kind of that style, and we want
you to judge, who wrote what Okay, I won't tell
you the author, and who would be the most likely
to get a book deal out of this. Okay, I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
I not do well when we did the smart one.
You holding hands, and so far I can't believe we
were on here. Okay, the first story challenge. Here's a
first story.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Laying down low in the underbrush, Princess Hailey was calculating
her next move ahead of her three lowly metalsmiths taunted
her youngest sister, throwing rocks at her admittedly unfortunately disfigured face.
Princess Hailey had always been the pretty sister, but she
loved her ghastly baby sister nonetheless, And despite her legendary beauty,
known and admired throughout the land, Princess Hailey was also smart, witty,

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and straw. Snaking towards the gaggle of bully, she timed
her attack a couple more meters she'ld be able to
lance the big one's ankle with her sword, then she'd
leap up and deal with the rest. She wanted a fight,
but she knew she'd never get it, as every time
she would face her attackers, her beauty would completely overwhelm them,
turning them into a puddle before her. It was the
same every time, and she was tired of it. Why

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why do I have to be so beautiful? She screams,
Just wait untill he hear how funny I am?

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
That was really good? That was really good.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
You know, in fantasy, you're so used to people.

Speaker 11 (01:12:00):
Being like, oh, I'm so tiny and weak, and how
I loved that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Princess Haley sounds like a fantastic Caroline. She and beautiful,
funny and strong.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Wies here the funny part when she's sort of all
them there, Yeah, that's the charisma. Okay, okay, let's read
the next one. We don't know who wrote them. Sandra's
mind was.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
A million miles away as she sat at the red
traffic light after a long day at work. She was
thinking about tonight's dinner, a maggi deviled sausage when someone
rear ended her twenty nineteen Toyota Aqua God here.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
Enters the violence. You did say violence?

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah, Hey, we're not giving away who wrote this? A
sheepish portly man wound down his window as she got
out and filled with rage. Angry dinner would be delayed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
As she approached, she opened the boot to grab her
chainsaw and sawed off his head, whow through his car window,
saturating his low mileage blue twenty twenty five blue, A.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Four with blood, A lot of blue, A lot of blue, fisceral.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
And she stepped back, raising her chainsaw with one arm
and a grenade pin in her mouth. She loved grenade
into the car and mumbled, because she had the grenob
don't forget to stop at traffic lights. Oh yeah, that
was great imagery.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah, really good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I could see that. I think that needs a movie deal.
Right now, you're thinking movie deal. I'm making movie deals.
First one movie deal. Okay, you would know can be
nine weeks, not fifty though, so take her opinion with
a grain of s.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
Okay, next one, next one. Horace for a protagonist side.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Horace had always wondered if the viscosity of human blood
was greatly exaggerated in Hollywood blockbusters, But as it rained
down around him, he thought.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
To himself that those special effects apartments had done.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
A very accurate job portraying the stickiness without without losing
I just was my face the splashiness, but the smell
had been lost on film. The smell, not unlike the
smell of welding metal, was intense. Horace wondered if the
explosion might have added a bit to the wafts of
burning he was getting in this gore Bouquet. Everything had

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learned in this game so far was telling him to run,
But as its enemies and trails rained down around him,
he found a peaceful calm for the first time since
Round two, when it earned early release from the round
by causing the collapse of the Elder World Temple. The
calm was short lived, though, as the floor disappeared beneath

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him and he fell into nothing. Wow. You know, I
really liked gore Bouquet.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Gorbauquet. To use gour Bouquet, I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Will, I will, I mean, I think that one was
the closest to my writing style, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Okay, so you, as a reader, you would reach for
number three.

Speaker 11 (01:14:57):
I think as a reader, I would reach for number
three as a fellow admirer of craft.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Number one that was really.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Really good, but the one that's getting a movie deal.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Number two was getting a movie deal.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
For sure.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
There was there was some great character work. I think
number three the pros I could feel it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
I could trollers. Yeah, you know there's this inspired your
next series absolutely has I'm gonna write it.

Speaker 11 (01:15:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna write it's it's a radio station. Suddenly
the door blows wide open, chainsaw man, Okay, get ready.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
To getting Royal Hord to just get out of the
car a traffic lights immediate.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I was it was unexpected.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
The finished the job off, no wasted time. They went
right for the weapons. Well, we've pitched our stories to you.
Give us the cell on.

Speaker 11 (01:15:44):
Book three Eyes of Kings is the grand conclusion to
the Flesh of pose God's trilogy. This is an epic
fantasy trilogy that follows a criminal princess an exiled aristocrat
in this kingdom where people can jump and swap bodies
as a it's clothing. By the time we're in the
third book, however, they are at war. It is very

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much a battle war book.

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
You've got and I can feel it.

Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
Okay, is now going on my vocabulary list. I love
that so much. Book three followers Cala and Antine going
to war against August, and at the end of it
there can only be one king, so someone's got to win.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Someone's got to Chloe, like you're just amazing, like so proud.
I didn't do anything. I didn't help raise you or
teach you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:27):
A single day, but as a king, we're so proud
to see you absolutely killing it. Very excited to read
the book. It's everywhere. Yeah, it's everywhere. Chloe, thank you
so much for joining us. Thank you so much for
having me. I loved the story so much.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
Flesh and Hayle boys were.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
Laughing at me. Yesterday we had a team meeting and
during the meeting, I came to work, like in my gym,
I was ready to reset, get back into it, you know,
And during the meeting, I was just at the end
of it. Because during the meeting, I was actually very
I was concentrating on the meeting and the content of
the meeting, not on my phone at all, concentrating. But

(01:17:04):
at the end of the meeting, I opened up my
little fitness app because my trainer, Jes, uses an app
and my programs are in there, and she'll write a
seven seven week program and then you know, we'll review it,
see how I've gone, and then she'll do a new
one and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
It's all in this app and they.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Open it to be like right lead day Berber because
of the Alzheimer's and go to click on it and
it says finished, which means the seven weeks since she
wrote the.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Program have passed. I was like, I barely started this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
It's wild because it's the eleventh of August. Like this
year is going crazy fast.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
It's crazy fast for me anyway, and the gym has
just not really the many factor. How many times did
you use the seven week program? Maybe five session? Do
you log in the app when you use it? Case,
so you know exactly you start the workout in there
and you kind of go along with it, you know,

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and you must be.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
An ideal PT client. Yeah, you know, like no results,
but you're just paying the money.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
No results, you're not using the work. She probably wants
me to stop saying she's my trainer because she'll be like,
he'll be listened to seeing you sitting there gain and
way getting less fits softer.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Imagine your PT breaking up with you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
The muscles we developed last year that yeah, they were
break up muscles, you know. Now where have they gone?

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
That's how bad it was that I just have not
been and I had to message her. And this is
not the first time. Ive had to message her, Hey, hey,
just tried to get I'm ready, aready, rip roaring, and
motivation is high and I'm ready to get back into it.
But it has your ticked over? Can I can you
just restart reput it back and then I'll smash the

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seven weeks? I did go yep, and I did a
workout and she's you know, she's restarted the thing. But
it was a real eye opener to be like, continue
my program, which I felt like I was on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
She have to write your new one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
I just said, I said, don't write me a new
one because I've barely done the one you wrote.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Just invoice me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
For my thes a series of things. You know, I'm
always too tired, always too busy. Last we're going to
skip to Phil. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Yeah, it's a workout in itself. Now today I'm sick.
I mean, what am I going to do? Can you
pause this seven week workout? I'm just tired all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
No, we're going We're backing.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
The z M podcast network.

Speaker 7 (01:19:36):
Play z m's Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Nine six nine six. You can call as well. I'll
wait one hundred dollars at M. What food got discontinued
and you just miss it so much. Oh yeah, because
there's nothing worse than when a company pulls or cancels
or stops making your favorite food all.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
Excuse you, or like it does something on a limited release,
you know, like a like a limited edition thing, and
you're like, but that's the like I'm sorry, here we go.
Whereas the fruitrootropical snow, We've done two summers without it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Now, I was going to say, that's very seasonal, the
tropical snow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
Very summers without and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
Sorry on these things than me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
And you have your your classic you know, like your
tangy fruits sure sparkles tropical snow.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
The reason we want to talk about it is that
Bergen's going. Now. I've just had to message my mate Ra.
He does a lot of work with Vogels. He works
for Good Midfielder. Oh yeah, he'll be ropable that I'm
giving this much her time to their main competitor. But
I'm saying that I'm long Vogals. You know, like who
who is Bergen? Bergen was George Western Foods, the Australian manufacturer. Okay, right,

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they said thank you for sharing Bergen with your far
no and making us a part of everyday life. Now
did they end with pretty New Zealand loves an they.

Speaker 3 (01:20:57):
Love he more than the Martin.

Speaker 6 (01:21:01):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
I'm not heard nearly as many Maltiples saying yeah, he as.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I have heard white people like corporate news and loves
and numb muffy save your corporate with he knew alive.

Speaker 2 (01:21:13):
Yeah, yep, corporate. How do I spell that? I want
to put that at the end of my or at
the start of my corporate emails. I don't know. Is
it a bl or is it a bee?

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
If you're you're molding, you're half molding, but I don't
know how to spell. Okay, yeah, that would be great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
And then whatever that finds you, well, talk soon, brilliant
vorm Smith Well Bergen's gone. They're leaving, they said, uh now,
they say down here. Here's a several of our retail
partners of Advice. I've been removing the product range due
to lower shopping demand, increasing pressure on shell spaces of
a strong arm there bit of a strong arm, and

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the bread bread mafia.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
As a as A as a stronger flavor you know
than your regular breads or your whites or your sort
of cold grains.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
It had a bit more going on, Not quite at
the level of a vogel, but it was more to
a vogel. Yeah, crazy Bob is gonna be upset my
dad when he comes.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Okay, well this is what we want to know. I
wait a hundred dolls. It in ticks as well. Nine
six nine sex. What foods do you miss? Yeah, food's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Through tropical Okay, we get an I kind of hate
when we do food phoners because then I just makes hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
Yeah, and a lot of these things don't exist anymore.
In fact, none of them do. As we're asking you,
what food do you mess? It's been discontinued, was canceled. Yeah,
I'm just going to head a list. Okay, less ice cream,
tangy fruits, honey puffs.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
I don't know. Honeypuffs are gone, but I never ate honey,
so they're not a lost on feelings. He didn't teach it. Yeah, yes,
they were crunchy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
They were crunchy, but they.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Weren't the styron package.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
It was like lightly flavored polystyrene, like a chew. Yeah, Jack,
what what product do you mass?

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
There's a long time the first time calling.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
Welcome Jack welcome and it was the topic that lured
you in. Finally, Yeah, we got what what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Golden chitted grain waves?

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Oh, because they still have grain waves.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
But then I miss the original grain waves of war
flavors because they missed up the formulas.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Different in the shapes different. And the tea who wandered
and sun bites wandered in absolutely just ruined ruined grain waves,
didn't they. I'll go on records say they did.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
How often were you heading a pack of golden chittered
grain waves, Jack?

Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
Yeah, probably wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
I wouldn't like to say that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
I think you know that sort of problem levels. Yeah,
addiction levels. You can recognize that. Actually, and there with
cheers balls jackets okay, actually strength and admission there Jack,
it is. Yeah, thank you for prayers opening up there
to us. Jack, good luck on your journey of letting go.
Did you find a chip to replace it?

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Well, the tip to replace it was barbecue doritos.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
They're gone too, so.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Yeah, the sweet chili dorito in the ranch is the best.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
He doesn't want that, okay, well, Jack, thoughts and prayers,
thank you for that's beautiful, really strong.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Actually dunk a ruse. Someone said, yeah, now Shala's caught up, Shla,
this is it was a Cambrey item.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Yes, the snowballs. Okay, my name make.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
Used to Oh actually I completely forgot she's dead. Thanks
for bringing that up. It's going to wait to have.

Speaker 3 (01:25:03):
Yes, I haven't had Nana's balls. She'd make them a
Christmas aunt.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Eve will step up though. So it was very similar,
like it was a chocolate ball.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Yeah yeah, like it was like COCONUTI and I haven't
had them since I with my kid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
I don't know when they were just continued. It was
marshmallow covered and chocolate rolled and coconut right, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah that sounds you okay, it sounds yeah yeah, marshmallow
and schola. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
I don't want to get around with marshmallow. Don't tang
it with marshmallow Marshall.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Shala, thank you. I didn't think I knew that about you. Really,
you know, I don't like them at all. Some more
messages in Cadbury brunch bars. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember
those green apple frozen from macas, but the o G one,
not the other one from the other year. The o
G green and apple Oryan's that cut chips. Specifically, the

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roast chicken flavor, that cut chips sucked ow sis, Stephen, No,
do you when they were required? I feel like they
gave the other salt and vinegar more flavor, and they
toned down the wack chenese. Do you recre? I think
they toned down the wa chese act. That's true. I'd
actually like to see the factory print out, the factory

(01:26:19):
print out on how much vinegar is going to go
back on some salt, both salt and vinige wetlocks chow
chow and pick lily. Yeah, great, chow chow and the
other peco lilies don't stack up. You're right, Maggie. Onion
stock powder, I'm as purpose they're so specific, Maggie onion

(01:26:42):
stock powder.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
You can still get a meggie onions in soup and
stock powder. Still stop putting so much g and onion onion.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Just pulped. Okay, what because hundreds and thousands of chocolate
was pretty good? That was good? Was good? The Goodye
the gum drops one, it's amazing. No, No, it's too sweet.
Lamb and mint chips. Interesting to get that across brand
Clint's desk. They are friends, laboratory experts. M my mom,

(01:27:18):
still give us that about sniffers. Quite a few people
coming in with the sniffers ages. The moment you say,
sniffed it, feel it, I can taste it. It's delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Somebody producing it is the saying trident lacks and noodles,
and also Georgia as well. That was you're a big fan.
Do they not make those anymore? Oh my gosh, I
would have thought you were too healthy for noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:27:44):
No, there was my introduction to noodles before checking, before beef,
before it all.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Noodles are a classic. You're telling me that I make those.

Speaker 12 (01:27:51):
Spicy, Yeah, not the two minute style. They make like
a soupy style. But they don't make the two minute
noodle style.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
But anythings if you boil that order off.

Speaker 12 (01:28:00):
But they're not the right noodles.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
I reckon those reduced to clear shops will have them.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
Yeah. Yeah's town, Yeah, seven Town, Yeahntown.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Some says I'll take you to Poundtown.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
Yeah, And I'm always like, great, do they have to
trivate noodles?

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
It's not a place, Okay, Poundtown is just sort of
a figurative place we want.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
It's a poundtown for some cheap noodles.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
You've been, You've been to Poundtown.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
I've never been to Poundtown. You have never been to
pound And people keep saying like, I want to take
you to Poundtown. That might take How cheap are the
noodles there?

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
I'm not going to offer to take you to Poundtown.
It's in appropriate for a colin.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
We're friends, Like, it doesn't make sense. It was both
to Poundtown separately.

Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
Anyway, you can go to Poundtown. I'm sort of like
taking somebody else to Poundtown. It was in South Auckland.
I just never made it out down South Aukland. I'll
take it to Poundtown.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Damn, it's actually in the UK Poundtown, Poundtown's pound There
as a poundtown, but it's not here.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Somebody said, absolutely going to hear about Bergen. They were
the only ones that made a decent gluten free bread.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
Oh no, the Vocals gluten free is like, I'll just
choose it because it's yummy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Lips around that man, Well, thank you for what what's
good for them? Thank you? Because I get like, but
of a si okay, that's part of going to Poundtown. Though,
if they do it right, you will have a saw
tummy sort of Poundtown.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Give me a sore guards, I just want to I'm
just there to get some cheap note like toothpaste.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
All right, very different pound you guys go to.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Poundtown with me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
The podcast needwork.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
So this is out of the UK. But we're talking
food divorces. Now, we're talking about sleep divorces. Yep, you know,
like could be the key to saving your relationship. Different rooms,
the rooms, different sleep habits, different good times, snoring, hot, cold, Yeah,
don't fight it, just sleep in a separate bit. Yeah,
if you add up fun times in the same bed

(01:30:01):
and then be like good night, I'm off to get
a good night's sleep. So I'm a better person and
a better partner.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Some people miss the cuddle, so Hailey and.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
The tickles in the farts and that little heat.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
We asked about food divorces last week in Silly Little Pole,
Do you eat separately?

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
To revisit those statistics when having a home cooked dinner,
you have the same meal as your partner, Yes, always
was seventy seven percent, nineteen percent Most of the times
are no, not often four. But I never thought about
this why people are having sleep sorry food divorce. I
just assumed it was they like different foods. This is
could be one thing yep.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Vegetarian and a meat eater or whatever. Or someone's on
a diet yep, someone's not. The rise in food divorces
we come back to the GLP ones, the jabs, the
jebbi jab jabs because they're not hungry or they don't
want to eat. Yeah, so your partner is on the jabs,
you're not on the jabs, or vice versa.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
They are eating significantly less than you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
The appetite has plummeted, yours has a You're not going
to be there nibbling at tiny little.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
Portions or something like this.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
You've got the appetite of someone who's it doesn't have
a suppressed appetite, and rather than fighting it or fighting
because you're like, just bloody, eat a meal, I'm not hungry,
or like why have you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Got to have that food around me? Blah blah blah.
Food divorces of the UK population is on a GLP
one drug. How much? Seven percent? Yeow, that's a big note.
What about American? I wonder what the American? Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
When you google that for yourself, I'm not your bloody secretary.
But the appetite, it's like appetite eleven.

Speaker 4 (01:31:36):
Shit, that's here even of us adults, about one in
nine or twenty eight million people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
I've had it for a lot longer than we have.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
They have. Yeah, So I mean that's other things rising
in food, allergies and you know, celiacs and that kind
of stuff. A lot of time. Poverty, Like, dude, I've
got to go to bed. I'm not eating at seven.
Yeah you reaing at five, But yeah, GLP ones being
the main.

Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Cause of this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
If you're gonna eat little rabbit food, I want to
eat a burger. We'll just eat separately. In that time.
We used to sit down together sheare a meal and
have a chat, catch up over dinner, or cook together.

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
It's disappearing from the kitchen. I've got to sit down
for a meal family, especially, Yeah, your kids. I always
set the kids at the table. We always eat at
the table.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Interesting, that'd be interesting. Parents on the GP ones, You're
still having to cook your big lasagnas and your meat
and veige and stuff for your kids and then being
in there like I don't want to eat it. You
would still sit down with them, wouldn't you? Unless your
kids are intolerable.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
Then it was probably the lack of sitting down to
dinners that contributed to them being intolerable. You're getting worse.
Another one in.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
The bag, and it's a Basanci bag as well. If
you enjoy that, give us a writing and a review,
and be sure to tell your mates you don't sound
sincere there, but I'm just reading what's written here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
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