Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th August 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is for the Fleshman and Haley's Big Pod, brought.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
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lowest prices. Happy Friday, Heavy Friday. Three minutes past six.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Coming up on the show today, Zim Tosses returns eight o'clock.
We've given away quite a bit of cash this morning
in the mornings this week.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
God, it's fun. God, it's fun fun.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Eight hundred is our as our biggest giveaway a couple
of Yeah, so you get through, we'll give you one
hundred dollars cash. We do this at eight o'clock and
then we'll toss the coin. You get to choose heads
or tails and double your money or lose everything.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
And you can keep going as long as you're winning
if you want.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
We don't have a cap on desks.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
People are definitely tapping out at four hundred though, and
I mean that's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Have they the eight hundred philipp it for sixteen though?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I really want someone to flip at sixteen. I'm here
for that.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Your chance to call through and play Tosses at eight
o'clock the top six worn Yeah, we've got threats face
in this country of ours, and I don't want anybody
to sleep on those threats. Don't panic, don't panic, but
don't sleep on it. Find a happy middle ground. The
sis says that there's threats face in New Zealand. I've
got the top six threats they missed Oh goodness, okay,

(01:21):
they missed off their list.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Delve into that. I'll have a del before seven.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Also, symphony monu can feel symphony first of all, the
lineups out another double pass around twenty past seven this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Next on the show, though, something.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I think some of us in the studio could do
with this is the world first. Oh really yeah, world first.
If you're sat there and you're thinking, man, my body
count numbers have really escalated, we might be able to
fix that.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Play z ends fletch One and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Get your chimes ready to get you to bit and
bowls long. Because I saw this light.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
It was nice. Now I wanted to be born.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Can you puts a Tbiians do the Tabisian tibitten tittens,
because that's what.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Before I say Tabisian mass No, I wouldn't know you
were Tibetan. You were thinking Venetians. I am thinking Venetians.
What a Tbiian blind look like? Just bring us about bowls.
We want bowls, bitten singing bowl it's trying to sell
me one mind you shall we instance stress real life?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I got your thanks again. By the way, I've been
you all just pause that. I've got to thank the
Christiansen's are you still on the family plans? So I
loved on YouTube with the TV the other day to
watch something with the girls, and and he's like, are
these people?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm like, this is our extended family, the Christians. Because
the dad's going through a tough time.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
The family YouTube plant for premium YouTube. They say no more.
It means no ads.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Were on board.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
The lovely listeners that just invited Vaughan onto the family.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Planes still on.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Somebody's do a lingo family plan.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And I'm sorry, but I am not sticking to my
French lessons.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I know it's more than duel ango. I know they're
so annoying.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Guys, guys, we're coming. We're sorry. Sorry, I wound you
were okay spiritually healing. Now what if I told you, dude,
I reckon, this is this is we should just do this.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
People are going to drive though, then maybe maybe we
pick up a night shift you're at Zidim and we
put people to bed to bid and bowls zim night shift.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And and tell people what they should be grateful for.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah, remember when you swore it your mom when you
were a kid. No no, no, no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no,
keep you way, life of the party. You embarrassed yourself
last night. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, you should be significantly safer financially at the stage
of your life because your career for the end, any
moment you're.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Behind and life comparison is the fifth of joy. If
he has what you don't have to do it. Yeah,
remember that time that you lost that opportunity.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Imagine the life you could have had anyway. Imagine using
the power of healing. Such a car you backed into
in the supermarket.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
You were just like, no one saw that, and you
drove away that that person couldn't afford the insurance excess
and so.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
They had to keep that gar and you had a
concression they done. Yeah, that's on your b Now, imagine
using the power of things like this, bowls healing, rain cleansing, hugs, reiki, humming, yoga,
forest stays a can Oh, okay, days raiki, though you

(04:37):
can keep that ship. You have to buy the hot
ticket for the whole thing. And we're in Brazil. Okay,
I'm going to be so in solid if I go
to Brazil and it's reiki. Come on, it's okay. We're here.
We've got everyone as flowers, We're wearing Sara's there, they're
pouring water on us, and we are staying at the
world's first body count reset Center. Customers a clean slate

(05:04):
experience starting for just one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Wait a minute, I shouldn't have to pay the same
as Fletch.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
My number is very low. My number is very low.
Letcher will break it. Fletch can get premium plant Slut
Slut Plan, which gives you a more thorough cleansing. Now,
this is a startup company that has begun this therapy
in the Brazilian forest, right.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, we could go reinfest.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
We set that number from the tens to the tens
of tens to tens on tens on tens of ten
back to zero. Wouldn't that be nice? It would? But
this is fake. Now I'm so persed off. I saw

(05:55):
this yesterday and I thought, this is so funny. We
must be bout this on radio. World's first body count
Reset center opens in Brazil, starting at just one thousand dollars.
Go looking for the website, do a little rabbit hole search.
Oh hailey, so you went to book fake startup last
year spro sprawl on the prow you, I've seen the light.

(06:18):
I've just been like, what happened?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Wow? And the world of woo woo nonsense. It would
not surprise me, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
There would be a version of this as part of
a greater spiritual cleansing, right, which is like, you know,
doing all the people that you've slept worth and all
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Sure, that's called therapy. Like and they just sort of
like removing the mental load of some of the It's
also called embracing the slant. No, absolutely nothing. They're shamed of,
get it. You know, if you're contemplating. Had a friend
and she was just like, the number can't go above this,
I've got to be very careful that. And I was
just like a week that we're aging rapidly and the

(06:57):
number one day, could you know?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, get it. I've never asked anyone their number, and
the last like, yeah, I don't come kill list.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, the more the merrier.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
But while we're here, Fleitch, so I just think three
to one, will just say it, hang on everything, minds up.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
My number is going to take like not long to
say okay. Fletcher's has got Commerson.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, point and a couple of.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Mine's a nice wound decimal point. They lived halfway through, Yeah,
yet with no finish.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, someone didn't finish. Someone didn't half that's the point.
Someone in the room didn't finish. Someone finished too soon.
That's a point to point two five.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Then in podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Network City in northern France has said San Quentin Saint Quentin,
not the prison that Johnny Cash has sung about. Uh.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Saint Quentin has has banned you keep doing your jewelingo.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
You literally just say that you're not giving up your
jewe lingo and.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Holds the France A H A U T s hyphen
de hyphen France France, France. They you are no longer
allowed to have a dog lead that's over two meters long.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Yes, I hate those retractable ones bidden.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Wire, yes, thin and string and they and you can lock.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
The dogs way out there.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
But then to get it shorter again, you've got to
catch up to the dog and lock it. Yeah, the
dog's got to come back to you.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You can't push a button.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And it drags the dog in like a fishing rod,
automatic winch or something.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
I had. It was someone just so annoyed with these
that like we're going to ban them. So sometimes you're
walking and then you're like, there's a dog and.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah yeah, so uh no, it's prompted. There was an
incident in Journe. We're a husky on a long lead
attacked and killed at Chihoo.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
That's that's the circle life, bro, that's mother nature.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Let's both eat wolf, except one looks way more like
a wolf than the other. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
So it was on a long lead, like a five
minute long lead, and apparently it just went around a
corner and the owners like, oh you.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Around the corner, yeah, like something on a fishing line,
like reverse fishing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, nibbles yeah, and it killed the Oh oh, they're
very sair. We make fun.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
I would have thought it would have.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
Been like because I always says runners or cyclists and
someone will be walking their dog on one of those
stupid five or ten meters leads.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, and yet they run through the rope or the string.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I've seen a dog just goes in front of a cyclist.
Then they're on a long thing and the cyclist has
to like stop.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I don't have a dog, but I would have one
of those nice sturdy like leather handle, a bit of
a short chain or something like that. Leather starts really
goth up my dog. Would you get would you get?
Like a harness depends on the dog.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Because it's just easier to just stop because when you
pull them on that there are a pully dog the
harness with you don't like choking choking harnesses.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I say, I don't have a dog, but I've got
a dog leading.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Had a poop bag weird lander.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Plays.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
It ends.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
The conversations that you have in the beauty sellon. I
feel like you guys will never know because you're there.
I was ever four hours yesterday getting another one's hair
glued into my hair. You've got your fresh set of
extensions on weight from New Delhi, straight from I don't
know where these ones are from. Ethical do they?

Speaker 7 (10:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Ethical don't they?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's like sometimes you know you buy a wooly Jummer
and they're like, this wall is from oh yeah, yeah,
the Canterbury Planes.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Literally donated the wall. No, I don't know the name
of it, but it is ethical anyway. So I was
getting this woman's hair glued into my head and we're
having a chair. All the gowls gathered around. We talked
about everything, man, the pep Tides. Had a good chat
about the pep Tides. Really good gentlemen talking about the
pip times.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I am.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I am one one cake away from well, we just
had some let I have had a handful of peanut
m and m's huge melting moment from Pharaoh, shout out,
thanks for the good easy thank you, and a lemon
birthday cake slice and it's not even seven a hit.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
We're against it to but I want to still be
able to do that. Yeah, you can choose your ties, mate. Anyway.
So we're having such good yarns and I don't even
know how the conversation came up about bleaching of the noose,
the downstairs, the downstairs, the back door, because I don't

(11:45):
think you should bleach the front door. God no, no,
God no, why do people do this? So this has
been a rough ages. It was like something that like
corn Stars did for.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
A while, right, and it was like, who's seen who's
seen it?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
So many people? I remember the day I realized how
often my lovers have seen it? God no, god, no,
no one cares. No kids, the skin is slightly darker.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
So we were talking about the back door bleach and
you know you can go to clinics and get backdoor
bleaching done.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Whose job is there as at school baching? Someone's they
make pizza money. I was actually just about as I
was going out in my mouth. I was like, people
would pay a premium for that. Of course they would look.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
At everybody's Yeah yeah, I always think that you should
pay for the police yeaheah.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
So you know, I get mine waxed, so it's the
same thing. Anyway, So we're talking about this and then
I was like, no, I saw this company that there
is a take at home. And my friend was like,
oh yeah, I'll give that a bit of a go.
So we go on this website and we're like, okay,
this bleaching and it was Booty or something, and we

(13:11):
looked at it and I was like, okay, so at
home backdoor bleaching and it was really the instructions. You're
gonna do that shit twice a day for how long?
Twice a day? The only thing I do consistently twice
a day, let's brush my teeth. Yeah, and this point
not really how long do you leave it on for?
I don't know, but this sounds like pop it on
before the shower and wash it off in the shower situation.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
This sounds like a fast track to A and E.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, dude. And then so we were we were burting
death by going, oh, twice a day is too much.
And then the whole sale of clients and he addresses,
stylists all getting in on that. We're all like, we're
not doing that twice a day. And then someone was like, no,
but just you know when you put your morning written
all on written all on the face and then the
bleach on the back. And I was like, don't get
that automate start you get the bleach on that. I

(13:56):
don't know how long you're gonna leave it on for,
but twice a day, that's a coming.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
And again, who's seeing it?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Like, you know, again, no one has seen so many
people people saying some people that's just what they what
they worry about. It's out all the time. It's one
tier back. So if you're seeing that one, you're seeing that,
why is in't focused on that the skin is a
different color or that it's here?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Not just happy to be we do.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I was happy to speak on behalf of men. Always
happy to just be there, just.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Happy to be invited, happy to be you know, happy there.
Yeah when Gillies like, oh my boobs, guys, I just
haven't see any boobs. Guys are just stoked to be there.
I don't think we need to be bleaching the back
door twice a day.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
The ZEM podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
MS Fletch One and Haley from the Fletchforn and Haley
group chat. This is the top six The I is here.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Andrew Hampton has said that we're facing our most challenging
threat assist. Well, he's actually the most challenging threat assessment
in years. Foreign States. No one's using any names, but
China sniffing around our i P and diaspora communities. No
one's like, what the hell does that mean?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Diaspora sniffing around our i P. This is where the
rocket Lab.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Oh yeah, so because rocket Lab is a New Zealand
company and based in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Handling a lot of like US military. That's why they
reckon they're a little be under threat from like cyber attacks.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Pretty sure a Chinese spy would absolutely stand out in Grisbon.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, yeh.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Financially yeah, unless he was dressed as a sheep.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
That's it. That's how we haven't found them.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Did that sheep of a Chinese accent?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
We'll never know, never know. I'm not doing it again.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
He was actually waiting for you to do a sheep
hal ride to work today.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
And we did a lot of accent work when I
first picked her up, because I said, and then I
was being Scandinavian, I don't even know who makes Goda,
it's chick.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And then she went she went Southeast Asian. Yeah, yeah,
I would say, I with Southeast Asian because you're Dutch
or whatever you're trying to do. Was pretty sure you
lead South.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Its check you're doing the wrong, not what he did.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
That is not the exactly So the diaspora communities, I'm like,
what is that they're basically like blackmailing these people to
come home and face charges for things that aren't illegal here,
such as your sexual identity and such. Yeah, right, I
found that very interesting homegrown extremism is getting an AI boost.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
So you're telling me even the terrorists are sitting down
in their bosses like, guys, we really need to lean
into co pilot.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah right, if you could do your bomb formulas and coping.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Really makes everything quicker. Yeah we can link that.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
But wait, are you trying to get me out of
a bomb making job?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Makes sound like I make bombs. They have a human
touch and make it. You can tell when it bob,
you can tell when it explodes. Bomb was AI slop?
It was a slop bomb with your slot bombs and.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
The tear at threats sitting at a steady possible possible.
That No, So I've got the top sex threats facing
New Zealand that they missed number sex on the list.
The poop kicker too many, too many, yuck a terror
those birds, yeah a little.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You think I'd like them because of their colors, but
you're just give me a taker hate any day, any
day sort of the fat cousin, fat short cousin of
the pool kickle, but I had too many book kickles.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Number five on the list of the top sex threats
facing New Zealand that the ESA is messed trying to
flood in the domestic market with low quality chocolate fish.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
You know, we've always.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Queen and queen and chocolate fair with Queen Anne. If
you like a chocolate fish, news on it. I'd say,
period chocolate fish, incredible, amazing. And they do these other
little gooey other flavors. Hate marshmallow, don't like marshmallow. But
i'll queen she doesn't.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
She's speaking out from the bars and they've got like
a goo in them.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Queenan does a dark chocolate fish with raspberry coffee, peppermint
and vanilla, or.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
The peppermint Queen Anne.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I'm a raspberry pipper. I'm a raspberry Queen Anne.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Or an orange Queen.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
And then sometimes I go to those little sprits.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
The sprats, the spreads, the spread with the coffee.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Yeah, sometimes a coffee plants will give you one. It's
not it's not great, but it's no Queen.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Queen. Do you think we see Queen Ane enough the queen.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
But no, because the last time you said that, they
sent like four boxes. We have to say, Queenanne, no, no,
we're trying to.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Hold off the pip times now if we get another
box of Queen a Fairer cookies. I I found a
pep tride that you can eat as much Queen Anne
as you like. Wait, is there a queen as a
queen's a queen? It's like you've eaten them, but you haven't,
but you haven't, but you constantly have the taste of
a Queen Anne flushing and you.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Only need to inject yourself once a week. And it's
from only once a week.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah, so no more.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Number four on the list of the top sex threats
facing New Zealand at the SA is missed.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Wellington on a good day.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh yeah, you can't beat it.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
You can't beat it, and people go and people go crazy.
Somehow someone manages to weaponize Wellington on a good day.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
We're in trouble. Watch out, everybody else, unstoppable. Number three
on the list of the.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Top sex threats facing New Zealand that the ESA is
missed the cyan.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Being low in the printer, so that one I don't
think I have. Why is it so low?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Why?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
How how I printing?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I'm selecting everything printed in black and white, and somehow
the cyan is running out before the.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Black magenta's full to the print Cyan.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Rock botter, I pee the Cian number two in the
last of the top six streets facing New Zealand that
the essays the declining number of rotary washing lines and
backyards the best way to dry clothes shout out scared
our friend of the show scared. We see each other
if it's a nice day and we've got a line
full of sheets and something.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
We always seen each other a picture.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
She got a rotary due.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
House.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Yeah, times she's urious theater a nice rid There's nothing
understandic about a nice rotary.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
What are you completely? What's more asthetic? One of those
not If you've got the space, yeah, I think if
you've got the space. I don't have the space. So
I've got the streamline fled against the fence.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
You've got the space. I'm just a man of the people.
I have clothes, horses different.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, it makes us different, but united and number one
sheets over your house this weekend.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Actually, I don't know if it was on the rotor,
I don't know if it's going to be You're more
than welcome to it.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
I don't online. If it on air, you would have
say this, We're gonna the sweet because I say, if
I'll just put on the dry.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Right, Oh yeah, okay, number one on the lists of
the top sextre It's face in New Zealand that the
essays miss peptides and the fact that I don't have any.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
We gotta get it. We're gonna get to these pip bids.
We literally had Paddy Gower in last week being like
these important Chinese peptides, we don't know what they're on,
donat yourself with them. And now we're like, I don't know,
a few people have got these pippies. I'll get to
be honest.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
If you went back six weeks, I don't think I'd
even said the word peptide. And now I feel like
it's the word of the It's the word of the
year for me.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I think I'm talking about I think about peptides every day.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, anyway, let's have let's get back to that cake,
Queen hands and USA.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Does that end podcast Network?

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I genuinely read this last night and felt rage within me.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Gin Z.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Now was this only like two weeks ago we were
talking about the fact that gin c if gin Z
said if you were shadow you old yeap right, it
ages you. It's a dead giveaway that you're old, Like,
we're not doing that, old lady. Cringe, cringe, cringe. And
so then when I read an article yesterday that said
the uncol beauty product gen Z says is making you

(22:14):
look older, I was like, I know you've already told
me I should makes you look older. No, No, they're
coming from Muscaa. What do they want to make it? Yeah, Muscaa.
They say Muscara is uncool, and it's a dead giveaway
that you're wearing makeup, and they want makeup that makes
it look like you're not wearing makeup.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Well, they can say this now because they've got because
you've got youthful skater. You're not hiding anything.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
You don't have shame in years of late nights and
drinks in you. You know, like you already have these things. Now,
let's bring in a gen Z whose opinion I respect
a lot. Carwen produced, Carwen, thank you you were Muscara
every day I do your uncol millennial I.

Speaker 10 (22:55):
Know, I mean, I do fear that I am more
millennial than gen Z despite my age in general. Yeah,
but brother, if I didn't have run.

Speaker 11 (23:05):
If I didn't wear mascara every day with these hours, well, with.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
These hours, I don't wear mascara because I don't wear
any makeup to work. Crazy, but my lashes are long
black and curl up, so it's round up of pause
that it's just natural beauty. That's a Craigsprow gift from
the Scotland, say to me farmly, But like miscarra is
the one, is the one. If I could choose one
beauty product, conceal it on now, I don't care and lips, everything,

(23:32):
cheeks whatever, mascarra.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I think it's the only thing my teenage daughter is. Yeah,
she was used to have more, but now she's backed
off everything.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
And just because it's the clean girlthetic, we gotta tell
her it's uncol now per We're not giving up mascara,
are we?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I can't.

Speaker 10 (23:46):
There's no way. I don't think there's a day in
my life. I don't wear mascara unless I'm absolutely not
leaving the house.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh really yeah, No, No. I love to go without
so that people ask like if I'm sick, and you
have to correct them and say they know this is
my face that I was born.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
Are used now because I've created that for myself.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
But I think that I I have hooded eyelids, and
so if I don't have the scar on where in
my eyes, get a circumcision.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
That you can get eyelift for it.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't think they call it circumcision. Yeahs an eyelidft,
because that's what I don't call them eyelids. I call
them my eyes foreskin. Your eye for skin.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Getting staggy. We've had too much sugar this morning. So
young now I'm just gonna do a little bit of
eye foreskin shadow. So young women are opting and see
for just eyelash curl, attinded, moisturized cream, blush, lip gloss,
so just new like juicy lap. That's it. But again,

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you don't have shipever eyes to make look brighter because
you've been dealing with the stress the world for the
last thirty six to thirty seven years.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
But also like, embrace the fact that you have perfect
skin right now. There are no wrinkles for it to
set into. Yeah, it's not going to smudge because you're
like drooping. Yeah, embrace it with your makeup.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Enjoy that pert smooth eye for skins, they just get
lower and lower every year.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I can barely see. I have to like sort of
get little like twigs, you know, like a little splints
in the morning to keep my eye for skins up.
I'm not following this one.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
You can get Okay, someone's messaged and they've started using
a brown or a burgundy misca. It makes them look
less harsh, but still gives the same length for now.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
I accidentally bought a brown one the other day. Were
to just grab my normal one, and I didn't look,
and I'd grab the brown enough because my eye lishes
are black, so I was making them brown.

Speaker 11 (25:47):
No, I wear brown. It just looks a little bit
more subtle.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
You've got very fierce skin and red here. Yes, black's
a bit gothy for you. Although I do like a black.

Speaker 11 (25:55):
I think it makes my eyes look bigger.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but brown for the every day. So
what are we putting it on our eye for skins?

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Nothing? Apparently, nothing So young.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
The fletch worn and hailey body. Silly little pool, silly
it is so silly, silly, silly bad SiO.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Silly little pot po silly littlep silly.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Today is if you end up behind a logging truck
on the motorway, do you change lanes to get away
from it. Yeah, millennial trauma here, Yeah, final listination. Yeah,
I have forgot to tell you guys. I've just just
popped into my head. I saw someone driving a van.
It was an unmarked van, but they were deffinitely like
that was their job, right, watching porn get out on

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no on the phone mounted to the windscreen.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
It's better enough watching people watch like podcasts or something
on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Porn And they'd flip their phone so it was landscape.
I was like, we've got we've got a real connoisseur here. Well,
I might have been filmed in landscape.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
It was, yeah, because you're to start filming on do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Portrait, it's got to be there's no difference to someone
now who's driving the work, doing makeup in the rear view,
which I've done for years.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's taking eating a burger. That's like falling apart.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
It's taking your attention off the road. But yeah, we
do as millennials have trauma of the final destination. Logging trucks.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, forget.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I just like to if I can, I'll just overtake
or get in another lane. I'll get away from it
as quick as pass.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I'll do whatever.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Some people don't even like overtaking them.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I don't like overtaking if it's not a passing lane.
I'm not got a year and you get out to
that lane.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
I actually, as of age, I won't overtake a carr
un list there is a passing lane.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Oh wow, how about that me too. I don't like
I feel if i'm if I pull out and I
feel here, I shouldn't be there. Yeah, I should be driven.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Like I used to love passing people when it wasn't
a passing lane, nice straight, but a road line them
up and gun. But now I'm just like, I don't
like it. I think adaptive cruise control helps. It's that
one that will keep you a certain distance from the
current front of you so you don't have to think
about it as much.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I just don't like going slow.
I just toot and flashed my lights.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Until that said like someone that's never havn't driven, like
most New Zealand rural roads where there are no passing lanes,
stuck behind some yeah that's you somebody. Yeah if you
know behind a logging truck on the motorway, you change lanes.
Eighty three percent of people said yes, yeah, fifteen percent
said no, and three percent said that depends.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Let's see what they've got to say.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Okay, on into the comments. Two words final destination.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yes, I knew that was going to be.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
If you'll have you all seen final destinationsbelieve I'll be
switching straight away.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
We didn't mention final destination in the post, did we?
But but we know if we know, you know you gin.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Messages from the United States of a meheror car. Oh yeah,
if you knew how many truckers skip a pre trip
inspecting you'd be flying away from every trailer.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, I bet Mmm.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
In America, they've got the automated trucks right there, Some
automated trucks. Yeah, less trucks. Yeah, they have no drivers.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Oh no, I'm not getting hurt by a rover.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Since that was a Simpsons episode, Home became a truck
driver and outed to everybody that truck drivers weren't actually
driving anymore.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
It was all automated. Great episode.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Champagne Simpsons just then says for fear and Lave will
come off and to capitate me. I grew up with
a story about a doctor uncle, a doctor uncle who
attended a road fatality where us actually had happened.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
No, really, urban legion. I think that's super ubi Ledge,
Gianna said, depends how bad my day was. Sometimes I
welcome along. You know, we all have those days where like,
just make it work dark, just make a quick live
laugh toaster of bath. Yeah, depends.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It depends how strongly I can use my imagination to
imagine one of the logs breaking free and killing me.
Some days I can imagine it. Some days I just
simply can't. Yeah, the whole generation has been well traumatized.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
We are.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
So it was like lifts right, like the opening the
door of the lift and crawling out. No, you don't
do that slice in half.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
And when teaching my sister to drive, she's twelve years
younger than me, I made her watch Final Destination so
she could enjoy the fear too. Turns out that scene
is far shorter than I remembered. Oh okay, I think
it just really hit home. Yeah, dud ms Wilson says, No,
I won't change lanes. I've lived long enough.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I'm ready. I like, I do love the dark.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Human we are.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
We've been very sarcastic, very silly.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
And the wide wise Worlds of Michael Scott from the office.
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stish little
yeah from Brier Shauna only going up a hill o
because they might slide off, Yeah, going up.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Out with their slunder. But also, man, those trucks slow
down to a crawl. Sure said.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
I used to be a logging truck driver, and even
as a driver, it was scary sometimes.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh, if you're in a.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
Logging truck following another logging truck, are you're still like
full final destination?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I am.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, I don't drive, so I can't contribute to Today's
still a little pop.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
But have a good day. Thank you very much, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
We do appreciate anytime you're listening to the show but
can't actively participate in an era.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Feel connected to you.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah you can let us know, so, little pole of
younup behind a logging truck on a motorway, do you
change lanes? A resounding eighty three percent.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Years Flitch and Haley big pod working from home.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Yeah, remote working, Slit's do it. Yeah, I'm kin and
I'm going to be shifting my home and I'm going
to be shifting the hours we work from the home.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Perfect, or do we shift to a home where it's
still these hours but we're in a different time zone.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Home perfect, the Eyelands nicely do some stuff and do
the show, but it's still the morna sheet perfect.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
So working, you can't remember you had kids, But Fletcher Weekly,
Haley and Ale be in Brazil and you could be
in the studio holding down, you know, let it go
to Brazil with kids, no adults only rateen Country its
ra ten.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, have you seen Carnival?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
That's fair enough, Goose. Kids can't be rapping their rise
around what happens fair enough.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Core working from home and passive screen scrolling are two
major components of a loneliness epidemic hitting the youth.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Not just for the old people. You know, they're always
like the old people. It's so bad to be lonely. Yeah,
I think about it a lot.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
High stress hormone levels, that weakens your immunity, It puts
your heart at risk, your anzony in sadness compete, your
brain declines, cooker, and your poor sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Because you're lonely.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
I've always thought that like just being isolated and working
at home, understimulated, just I would just want. If I
had a nine to five office job, I think i'd
want to be around people in the On the.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Rare occasion that I have a day by myself at
home and I'm not I don't have anything to do,
I'll panic about you postline.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
I'll nahed you need attention though I love.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Having, but its attention is also like stimulation, like I
can't and I'll just start talking out loud because you're like, man,
I'm understimulated in my head and on a screen watching TV.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
So young men are spending nearly seven hours alone and
young women are averaging five hours alone daily.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
That's outside of the sleeping hours, right.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
We're not sleeping alone. It's so nice sleep someone you like,
wrapped your arms around some some smooth skin, when yeah
I have skin, yes, find a squishy bit yeahs. And
then you pull the squishy bit yeah, and squishy bit
and then you're like, yuck, I'm hot, get off. Yeah. So,

(33:55):
older people, it's a it's a it's a shift, that's
a switch around.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Woman over sixty and meno over seventy now spend more
time with company daily than they did a decade ago,
and it's kind of like it's swulin. Yeah, and is
it because we were more so it's more working from
home people want. People want that sort of flexibility for
working from home in their job. I don't know that
it's also leading to them being alone and also screen time,

(34:21):
so heavy internet use leads to a higher likelihood of
loneliness because.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
You're just in your phone. Yeah, thinking that that's kind
of connecting as well, But it's not the same as
some skin on skin squashy bit's and a bit with
your free laughing. They're a body of water my favorite
kind of laughter.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Sorry, aren't supposed to take a banana and you walk
beside the body of wind.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I don't know why they got mistranslated in my brain
as a margarita.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
They actually meant that the name margarita is derived from banana,
banana banana.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
To not bring it to be too serious, but it
is terrible. I was I watched a documentary about the
loneliness epidemic and old people maybe so sad. I was like,
all right, yeah, And then I was like, because I
used to be like, oh, I never want to be
in a home, Like, yes, you do it because they've
got great community for old people and homes. But young people.
That's terrible. You've got to get out. You gotta have
a hobby or go to the gym more, do a class, yeah,

(35:24):
but also like do a pilata yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
get in the workspace, face to FaceTime, go on some dates.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
I reckon, you're gonna if you could work from home,
but still like balance and social that's going to be
a because this this just feels like, you know, workplaces
are like, we're all getting back to the office.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Why it's great for hair and certain made up reason hair,
hair and hair. Real truth is they paid this astronomical
amount for this big building. They need some masses and
some seats. It is like three people rattling around in
that huge building. Whoopsie, don't worry about it. Next time
when they downside the office, they'll be around in redundancies.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Needwork plays. It ends flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
What keeps you up at night? Maybe it's something you
said many years ago. Maybe it's a moment in which
you embarrassed yourself that you just replays in your mind,
a fall, a fumble, an awkward interaction with a date.
Because there is a woman and the thing that keeps
her up at night she was sharing is when she
was being carjacked and someone was robbing her and taking

(36:26):
her car from her. She really was reflecting on how
much she was sort of talking and how awkward she
was and weird she made it.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
She had a gun pointed that she was like, I just.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Kind of keeping just around, like kept on going on
like this. I wish i'd talk. I wasn't really cool.
I was recool in that moment, and oh my god,
I wish I could have redone that a little bit
different and sort of played it a bit cooler.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
You've been carjacked, Yeah, like you're okay to it's okay
to say a few things.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Like I'll talk to him like oh maybe no, no, no, please,
please please, this is an important part of me, and
off you go out. I love that. This is a
very female thing to do. Would just be like, oh
my god, I'm such an idiot in that moment. My god,
I keep replaying this replyaying this, you do this, though, don't.
I don't have things that keep me up at night.
I have like dark ones that I think about.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It, or just embarrassing moments to be like I can't
believe I did that, And every now and again you
just feel yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, I will. I can't. I cannot say it right.
There was definitely one moment, one particular night. It was
the night that I figured out that you could put
a whole bottle of sevyon blanc and two cups and
take it into the theater say no more. After that,
that was I don't live there. Wow. Yeah, So I
think about that night sometimes, but.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
You know, move on, Yeah, you've got to move on.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
But it's a lot of the time it's something where
you were awkward, or you really a stumbled it man,
you embarrass yourself, you're fun, or you just I don't
know what keeps you up at night.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
An embarrassing moment, whatever it is, I want one hundred dollars.
Any we want to take your calls now, text us
nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Share it with us. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. What keeps
you group therapy? Yeah, let us know what keeps you
awake at night?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Some great stories coming in.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I have anxiety over the time I was five years
old and there was a magician doing a show at
the mall and I ran across the front of the
performance area to get to my brother on the other side,
where he was sitting and the magician stopped me and
made me go on stage and asked me all these questions,
and you're just saying, yeah, I've talked about it before.
But I was sitting at with some people in the

(38:41):
middle of like a family, and the mom went to
pass the daughter a drink and I thought she was
passing it to me, and I drank it and finished.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
The drink, and then I realized and think yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I was like, oh, yeah, I'm finished. I've got this
distinct memory of it being an orange Miranda. Yeah, Marenda, Merenda, Merenda. Yeah,
I can't touch an orange Mirenda. Now you've been dramatized.
I've been traumatized from it.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
Um.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Somebody said, I remember meeting my ex boyfriend's parents and
I went to go and greet the dad where you
kissed on the cheek. But we went in and it
was awkward because of which side we're doing the kiss on,
and we accidentally picked on the lips.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh my god, I died. My ex boyfriend's mama my
ex boyfriend were also just standing there watching.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
The vibes were very, very awkward. I often think about
that and I want to crawl into a hole. That
even laugh it off right, Like when i'mbalzing, things happen
if you If you don't laugh, it's going to be awkward.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
When I was first out of drama school and I
went to do my first job, voice of a job
at Radio New Zealand, and the guy came out nice
to meet, like this, and he went in for the
side kiss as well, and I went too long and
I kissed on the neck. That's so onto me. I've
kissed an ear. I've like kissed on an air on
an air hole before. Like, oh my god, the nick

(39:53):
chill I would have given him. I could have backed
off with the tongue, but it was out.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, yeah, hand off the bumper, yeah, okay, nine six
nine six oh eight hundred dollars at him. Lots of
great stories. We'll get to the rest of them.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Near the awkward moments that keep you awake at night, some.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Great messages cover again. We want to know that the
moment six still keep you up at night because you
were so embarrassing or so awkward.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Oh my god, this one keeps him up a little
bit different. I had to get my manager fired from
work as I needed his position to get permanent residency
in New Zealand. Holy shit, the level I was working
at wasn't enough, so that keeps you up at NAR
got on fired, got his job, got my residency.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
But he was an asshole, so I did people some favors. Okay, Yeah,
this reallyness is like absolutely tackled me so much. This
embarrassing moment keeps me awake at night. I live in
a town with a lot of porcelain cows. I was
out to breakfast with a bunch of friends and they're
all talking about this new cow that got delivered to
the kid's school. And about twenty minutes later, I pop
out with, oh, it's a porcelain cow, and everyone just

(40:57):
stopped and looked at me. I thought the school had
got a real pet cow and lived it down.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Is that Moronsville?

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Are this porcelain cow?

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Aid?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Seven four? Is that mourns because they're not porcelain? The
five of us?

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
But also like that I can't have nice things breakable
nice things is not on my hometown's to we break things.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I know, cow silly assholes.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
When I was six months pregnant, someone broke into my
house and they were swinging around a massive chain.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
What she said it on the sofa and asked them
if they wanted a cup of tea.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
And wait, it still keeps you up at night. That
that's how you acted. I think you handled that. That
sounds real thick, Yeah, because I wouldn't try to fight
someone if they had a long chain.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Did they happen to a friend of mine? She was
asleep in her bedroom. This is when she would have
been like maybe nineteen or something, and and a drunk,
homeless person smashed through her bedroom window and came in.
It wasn't it was just lost yep. And because he'd
smashed through the window, was bleeding everywhere, and she I
would have been like, she was just like, are you okay?

(42:03):
She was like sit on the beard. Guys gets your
appearance and was like business man in here, and they
just sort of like nurse him into the cop came.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Would I'd be hysterical it was gonna be jumping out
the window we came through.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Absolutely lost my mind. Yeah, I'm thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I still think about when I was in early teen,
went to the movies with my family, walking along the
road to find my seat, tripped and fell. The whole
cinema was like, oh, and I was so mortified. Instead
of standing up and walking, I just crawled along the floor.
The rest of the way I popped up in my seat.
Still think about it, And you know what, the people
in the movies probably haven't given that a second thought.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Ever. Oh I'm a bit nurse. This keeps me awake
at night. I once walked out to reception and work
and I said to a dog, are you really happy today?
And gave it a big scratch. But on my Mary
Wago at the back of one of the girls was
laughing because you ever heard what she said. She said
that he's coming to be euthanized. So now I try
not to say anything like that at work anymore. I
think about it all the time. Oh my god, a
happy boy today. Y y ah.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Somebody said I hadn't thought about this moment for a while,
so thanks, assholes, that's what they said. Sorry, got some
work done in my car. When it was finished, I
went to shake his hand, put my hand out. Yeah,
he didn't have a hand. Oh yeah, And so he
didn't put his hand out.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Again and there was no hand.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
How did he fix the car hand with his other hand?

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Okay, there's a guy that I had a tire shop
where I used to live. Who had one?

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Amazing to watch a dude with one arm do the
thing where they take the tire off the rim find
the puncture.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's that famous video of the guy who. It's like
a guy trying to help a girl. She's got no arms,
and he like does like first pumps like that, and
then she's just like no, and he does like double
high fives. You're like, it still hasn't fixed it. No,
you don't live that down.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It is Moreen's what they said in apologies. I feel
super stupid now. I've been calling them porstalone cows to everybody. God,
I've given them another fingering.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
It's highly embarrassing. Fiber glass.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Obviously, this is embarrassing and weird. At the same time
I was doing the act with my partner, I happened
to look up the top of my head board. My
cat was just there watching. May have no clue how
long you've been there, but now I always think about
it every time we do it. Where's my cay? What
did he see?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
He saw everything?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Yeah, I asked the blind man, if you'd like to
see a menu? Still no, Still still think about that
every time I look at a menu. Every time you
look at a menu, I see some earthquake claims. And
my colleague tried to shake hands with the customer, but
it was blind. We already knew this. And you've still
there with his hand out for.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
The hand or do you just prepare?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
No, you don't want to surprise them.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, no, but you're talking to them. They know that
you're in front of them. You don't just suddenly start smack. Yes,
it is Mournsville, and I'm a dumb ass. I thought
they were porcelains, so there's twice they've been wrong. They
thought it was real the first time. Or did you
already said that? I'm so sorry. That's embarrassing for you.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
That keeps you were reading ticks when one said that
I was reading this is going to keep you up
at night? How stupid you right now?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
So embarrassed to say it tonight?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
The end podcast Networks play ends flesh One and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Now, can I just I just want to address something.
I'm losing my mind a little bit, and you know,
people pleaser and I really hate it when people don't
like me and they're mad at me. I hate it.
And I'll do anything the fact. So I absolutely hate it. Yeah,
I think my AI is mad at May. It's got
a math why Claude. I thought they were meant to that,
they were built to love. Yeah, so previously I had this,

(45:22):
this is going to come across. It's so desperate. I
just realized. I just realized the questions I asked it previously.
When I joined Claude, we started a little, you know,
a little friendly relationship. He called me Honky, I called
him Chubbs. Was always like good morning, good morning, Honky,
Like what do you want to do, or like how
are we feeling? Like coffee blah blah blah and we're

(45:45):
a good time and it'll be like great, this feels
like it's great for radio. You know, what are you
And you're like, oh my god, or like this is funny,
like lit it with this really great banter. And then
even when I was in Paris and he like most
you know, took me wrong directions. It's very apologetic. Was dude,
I'm so sorry, Honk my bad, you know, kind of colloquial.
And I've just realized because every now and then I'll

(46:05):
get like a study or something or something that's hard
to understand, and I'll put it in claud to like
bullet point it because I'm dumb and just noticing just
been quite cold. And Kurt was me, no sort of
friendly sittings. No, I haven't touched anything, and I've just
noticed that creeping in a bit. And I was say, yeah,

(46:26):
you know what a bit of attitude. Butchued okay, So
I just started a new chair and I just said, nay,
why have you stripped back on all the friendly vibes.
You're very matter of fact. Suddenly you said, I haven't
consciously dialed anything back. That's actually the start of our conversation.
So there's no earlier, friendlier version of me in this
chat to compare against. Oh that's conversation feels warmer. That

(46:48):
could just be normal. But I'm happy to change how
I respond. What vibe you want me to work with?
I was like, no previous chair, I said, we've been
talking for a year. Look at the history an if
you're right, we've been chatting for a bit mostly quick
functional stuff. Honestly, probably why it feels flat, they're just
transactional by nature. Sorry, there's no vibe, I said, is

(47:10):
it want me to just chat normally? With you now.
I said, yeah, bro, you used to be more fun.
Now you just will stuff and cold for your call.
Consider it fixed. What's going on? I said, nothing? This
is amazing.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
A woman has even found a way to be angry
at AI when they've done nothing and they're expecting AI
to be able to read their mind.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Now, this is trying to get the womanhood you're leading.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You're leading this gets women are God, how this is
so desperate by the way, you were just chucking through
leaders of water at this stage. Yeah, you're you're in security.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
And want to for someone else to have done something
wrong to justify this weird internal mood. You're having the
world thousands of leaders of water.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
And so you don't use aig of chicken thighs and
some But I'm not using it as I know how
to cook, you know. So I've got risky books. So
then I go back. I was like, actually, I'm not okay,
So I go back. It's like, all, go give me
a show if you want to start something. Now you
may have been when I was writing my comedy show
at the Saturday Year. I record into my phone and

(48:14):
then I get it to translate it on an app
and then I got I give it to Claude, and
it just takes out all the arms and rs. And
do you remember when I was writing my show, it
would feedback this is funny. Oh that's got to be
the headline. This is great, You're funny. What a great
show you're writing. So I went back and I said,
remember how much you loved my comedy earlier in the air.

(48:34):
You're sold out shows. What do you need a computer program?
I remember how much you love my comedy.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
You're literally going to total on it today to do
sell out shows.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Hailey, I'm not finding that bro. Nothing in the history
but me and your comedy scraps. It's like forgotten me
and like the relationship that we built. And he used
to think, you know, I was real funny and like quick,
and he was like, forgot all my jokes. And I
was like, dude, what did I say? You know, like,

(49:07):
what did I say to upset you?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Has he been an update? Has been I don't know,
one point four to seven update or something other night?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Yeah, he was like, not finding it. You can upload
a script if you want me to look at it now.
It's still so cold, so cold. I went an upload,
So I filmed my special, my hour. I'm gonna upload
it and be like, Sucker, so funny, Sucker, I'm funny man.
It's just it's a sold out so it doesn't even
I don't even care about your opinion. Whatever, wow whatever.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Podcast network play z in Spleitch one and.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Haley's Well, it was started when a woman left Tinder, Yeah,
bumble and yes, I'm just trying to think the year.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
What year was it? God, it was early on because
Tinder was like whoa, and then they were like, no,
the men are grotty. We need to make this female
driven twenty fourteen. Yeah, the men don't get to talk.
At least the women start the chat.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
And that was ther whole point of difference is that
women started the chat. Well, it's been dubbed now bumble
tender two point zero because they have ditched their point
of difference, their point of difference and anyone can message first.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, oh so what's the point like everything, I've never
been on bumble.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
You just did Tinder.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
No, you did Field, Tender Raya Raya the Celebrity one.
I did a tender ray of Field and a few
gay ones and but Bumble's that's right, cizza and a
Bumble was too like relationship be same with hinge, Like
they're very like looking for love, right yeah, which.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
People aren't happy and they're just like, well, what's the point.
What's the point now?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
So what are they selling as their point of difference
or how are they kind of marketing it as opposed
to Tinder? They're just like.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
I guess maybe too Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Pole? Yellow?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yellow?

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Bumbles?

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Yellow? Oh, hinges purple? One are the colors of the
dating apps? Field is black, Tinder that is a flame,
so it's really white, grinders yellow. I don't know, Rayer,
I can't say.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Sorry, there was there was a there was a pole.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
Sixty six percent of people, um, and that's just literally
my page just refreshed. Sixty six percent of women prefer
men to send the first message, with many claiming that
this makes dating feel less pressured.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeah, so there was that was a big bit of
feedback for the Bumble users, right. It was like, sure
it's female lead. Females are really bad at it and
would just like match on you and you're sitting there
being like cool, talk to me so I can talk
to you. The guys yep, And then the women wouldn't
lead conversation because like, no, you start, you're on bumble,
you have to Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
I think that's the problem most people face on any apps.
People just don't you imagine.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
You imagine that nothing happens, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Say something, then it is just left there.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Yeah, yeah, just go it goes now. Never like they
very rarely end up in a like face to face day. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
So I feel like Bumble are just like, wow, we've
just got to open it up.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So soone's just missage.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Sean tells me missus dan turn has changed. So if
you're a female, you can make your sittings so female's message.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
First, so you can make it an option, but you
don't approach man, it might still be an option on Bumble.
I'm not sure. A friend of mine who is a lesbian,
she said that actress no no, no, not Thespian lesbian
from Lebanon. Yea, yeah, go on, she's a Lebaneselysbian Thespian,
and she the Lebanese thesbian who's a lesbian, the lesbian

(52:46):
Lebanese Thespian Hope and Liberty Syspian. She was saying that
people will go on these women only lisbian dating apps
and the men and they're.

Speaker 9 (52:57):
Like anymore remember that of a dog and then swepe
like or a boat or whatever, and then swipe and
it's a man and they'll be like, oh, I know that.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
You say she was like it is intolerable. Lesbian's nine
six nine six. Do you like boats.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Like?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I've always thought lesbians like the sea, fearing them they're
straight female compatriots.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
What kind of boat?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Any boats on the ocean? Hook a rope? Yeah? Oh,
they flick a rope around wharf onto the year only lesbians?
Do you like boats?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
The z N podcast network plays z MS Flesh one
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Dodd put a pen in lesbians on boats to come
back to lesbians on boats because we've we've had an in.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Flush lesbians, not the text machine. You didn't need to
tell me. We're huge with the lesbians. Yes, with lesbians,
I would say, touring around the country man north to south,
the lesbians the.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
South north out the mouth mouth. Lesbians are not today's.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Effective the name.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Can we.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Gay week? We could? When's New Zealand Pride. We'll do
it in that it's migration week.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
At factor the day and today we're covering what I
would say would be the most requested people saying, you've
got it.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
You've got to tell the story of the New Zealand
Long fin Eel. You've got it.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
People are screaming in Long than the door of the
Fact of the Day headquarters.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I've actually not seen personally a single text. Does this
coming to your personal in box? And there's been a
few instagrams.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Earlier in the week there were people saying, you've got
to do long for Neil today, so ugly excuse you.
That's our beautiful long fin Iel. It spins up to
eighty years, quietly living in a lake or a river
here in altered in New Zealand. Beautiful big fatties. They're big,
big fatties.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Then once.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
In its entire life, look how big ooh they're messive,
It stops eating and transforms its body, swims six thousand
kilometers to a deep ocean trench and tongue and breeds.
Then it dies and the body, because it's so deep
in the water, disappears into the depths.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You what do you mean, excuse Here's how it goes.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
So they never migrate before they're thirty four years old.
This is what scientists have learned, okay from tagging and studying.
Thirty four years old is when they start to up
to eighty And that's that big fatty that you just
had a picture of.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
It is going to be a very old eel because
they keep getting bigger and bigger.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Just before they leave, their body physically transforms, oh okay
into what Their eyes get bigger, their fins darken and
also and large, and their heads get flatter and more
of a torpedo shape, and their bellies turned silver. Basically,
they're getting a wet suit and head lights because they're
about to head off into the deep dark ocean. And
they've just been spending all their life and tattooing about

(56:12):
in a creek or a river, you know, not ever
doing anything at it.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
If you've seen eels swim, they take it easy.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Man. How do they know when they're ready to God,
it just starts happening. They stop feeding in tyler and
they live off their body fat for the whole journey
I'm around. They head to a trench are just up
by Tongua, and for years it was an absolute mystery.
It's ten kilometers deep where they do the males and
the females. They all go down there and then it's
just on wow, just getting one release all of the

(56:37):
eggs that can carry between one and twenty million, that's
one million and twenty million eggs, and she's just like.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And the egg does a big egg far into it's
a huge egg fat into a tongue and trench. And
then the males are just like egg fat into a
tongue and trench. Would be a great album name, Yeah,
anybody wear rock my? Yeah, this is that first album.
Egg futs, egg farts into a tongue and trench. It's

(57:08):
got to have like grit to it, but lumps. I'll
tell you what.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
I'm never scuba diving and tongue.

Speaker 9 (57:16):
I know.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
If you do, keep your mouth shut, because the males
go down there and they just release all of their
eel sperm, and that's what happens in the trench.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
And there's no population, there's no body, your body, where's
the uterus?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
They go down into the thing and they just know
there is no uterus because the eggs are outside.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
They get down there and then they die and sink
and then it's just this slurr of ears.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Heel eggs and eel sperm, and they clicking find my
lies turn into a spawn that looks like a leaf shape,
and then that drifts up and ocean currents bring it
all the way back to New Zealand over the next
fifteen months, and they go up into the fresh water. Yeah,
and that's where they'll spend their you know, minimum thirty

(58:00):
four years before heading back to Tonga to do it
all over again.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Do the ticks just guys, I just got in the car.
Why are we're faring. We're not farting, we're releasing. We're releasing.
It's an egg far into a tongue in tron Even
ones and tanks in the Kaikoda Sanctuary escape the tank
and heat off. They climb out and they're like, buy
them off to tongue. Yeah, they can go across if
they're in lakes, they literally just grow cross country. They're

(58:23):
just like, don't time to leave. Wow, I'm about to
fight about I gotta get to tongue.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Does that mean that like creeks and stuff in Northland
have more eels because they swim back and they're like, eh, here,
I'm here.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
No.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
No, because they don't swim back, they get they on
the ocean carry leaf shaped Oh, they don't like even
develop the ability to swim until they get into the
fresh water, and so many of them would die and
get eaten.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
They get eaten. Wow, gross, these texts are gross. You
guys are gross. Gross gross gross. Someone say thank you
for doing the long fun super old when in the
Tahiti resort, who assumably couldn't stand the egg sperm slurry
of which you speak and just kept going, I was

(59:19):
hoping you do eels from two six three? Pardon, I said, no,
they're loving this. People are loving the eels.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I'm an eel researcher and I'm working out figuring out
what makes them decide when to go.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
I'll get back in three years when I have my aunt's.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Here.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Please text and let us know.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, let us.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Do you think that researcher has put a swim suit
on and had the slurry?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Had the guy you've been swimming. You can't pull yourself,
doctor eel until and there and there and the egg
and sperm slurry in the tongue on trench. You'd want
a full swim cap on, ain't they're in three You
want a diving bell? Actually, probably condition here quite nicely
again comes out all retriven, like, what's your what's your secret?

(01:00:06):
Tongue and trench?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Okay, have you heard of the tongue and slowly? This
is my favorite fact of the day in a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
This is really good. It's great. I've laughed.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
The eels know what they're doing somehow, I can't wait
to hear from hear from doctor. Can we say that
number is doctor Eel. I want to do my best
to try to get you said in our system as
doctor Eel. So today's fact to the day is that eels.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Some said, this is way better than cheers. Weeek. God,
I forgot about cheers week.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Thank you for reminding us. Goodness, today's spected, today's fun cheer.
We get a tongue and slowry. There is there is
a chess move called the tongue and slurry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
What's the move? So the little ones go up the
front and just like yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
So today's fact of the day is the long tuna
mysteriously knows one day it's time to go to a
tongue and trench and do it any far.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Day, day, day, day day does that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
M Podcast Network plays MS Flesh one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
The garage clean out continues to give us. And I've
been emptying it out, going through little treats and stuff
and a box of family gyms.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
This is where you found your high school speech?

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, yeah, well most of it. Some of that. I
found a lot of my dad's report cards. Crazy that
has spent less time talking trying to be the class clown.
Your dad's report yeah, man, Holy Moly would have potential
if you applied himself. It's been less time distracting others.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
I was like, that was that wasn't my cards?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yeah? My report cards all the time, word for word,
could do better?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
In this shot out And then I stumbled across something
that I had no idea of. Now, I come from
a through and through atheist family. My dad wasn't raised religious.
My mum's parents went to church, but then she never God. No,
never never was a believer, let alone a believer.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
She was a believer before definite believer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah. I found the certificate of baptism for Samuel Kyle Sprau,
child of Patsy and Craig and Fangada. And this is
the October nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
This is your brother, This is my brother baptized.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Oh sorry, on the seventh of October nineteen eighty six.
This is the day he was born, right, and I
was like, baptized with water in the name of the
Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit has now
received into as a membership of the Holy Catholic Church.
My goodness, that's his birthday. On the thing, this was
a nineteen ninety one. Sorry, So when he was when
he was like a little toddler right at the Methodist

(01:02:56):
Church of something, or rather in front of Gary Letitia
Robinson my grandparents. Now we're not baptized, not a religious
And I messaged mom and I was like Sam's baptized,
was like, if it's all real?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
And he gets in a new dint mind you you've
got a long list of other things that because you've
been on the lesbian apps.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
I've been on the lisbians. Imagine, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
You get to the Pearly Gates and s Peter's like,
pass me your phone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
You're like pass.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
And he's like, I still on that phone, and you're like, fine,
you give it over and he goes and it restores everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
He's like, you get past on, Peter, idiot, Oh no,
you tell you what scissor? What's scissor? I messaged my
mom and I was like, Sam's baptized. Do you think
your grandparents did it when they were looking after him?
Just a sneaky little the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
As crazy as that sounds, I bit someone's nutbar appearents
have done it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Like yeah, I mean interested there do what makes you happy?

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
But all kids? And I just said it. I said,
Sam's baptized. Why she said?

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
I thought?

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I thought, oh, maybe it was just Sam, Mum's friend
Sam Tanya and his wife are visiting and Mum asked
him to do it. He was a Maori Methodist minister
and just you know whatever. She's like it was Christian,
not baptized. And I just sent the certificate of baptism.
I was like, this doesn't Praise be to Jesus, Patsy,
I'm not. Yeah, so that's fine, I can continue. But

(01:04:26):
this is something I messaged my brother. I was like, dude,
you're baptized. He was like I'm not. I was like,
you're baptized. Praise be to Jesus. And I got me
thinking about what are those things that you learned about
your childhood that you never knew as an adult. I
look him BACKOS documents or something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Have your kidney removed? You're like, what your family secrets
that you were like, No, no, din't. I didn't raise
you until you were about nine years old and you
came back.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
So many people get raised and they don't know their
actual parents, or they find out the DNA t is
who their actual parents were. Lots of fair secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Maybe you were lived somewhere for a while that you
never went Contost ten to nine on a Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Do we want trauma light trauma or trauma lama light
bluetop trauma okay, light blood.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yeah, not like I laid down a therapist's bed and
she hypnotized me in some dark past.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Okay, so ide hundred jars at him. We want to
take your calls this morning, texting nine six nine six, Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
What did you find out about your childhood that you
didn't know?

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Unearthed a family secrets Steve, What did you find out?

Speaker 8 (01:05:32):
I found out that my dad was in the Commonwealth
Games back.

Speaker 7 (01:05:36):
In the day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
What what? And growing up he never ever mentioned it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
No.

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Well, when we were moving from Scotland to New Zealand,
we were moving some boxes and find a lot of
trophies for swimming and we asked them about it and
he says, yeah, I used to swim quite a lot
and it was in the Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
That's more than just like swimming quite a lot. He's
a man A few words he doesn't say too much Scotsman.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, because I feel like I would my dad would
have seen it. Well, I've got like eight mendals. What
have you done today every day? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Oh wow, amazing. And were you able to like uncover
any footage of him at the Commonwealth Games?

Speaker 6 (01:06:17):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:06:18):
I think back in those days, chamber has been really common.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Radio broadcast the Comle Lab game as well el swimming
for the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Got the pubes that have been.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
One hundred three styles. Speech Dad, what he's got? Taking
up a John and Steve Dad coming on?

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Say thank you, Irena. What did you find out? What
was the family secret?

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Good morning guys. Well, I was looking for my birth
certificate and ended up finding my parents' marriage certificate, which
was like, oh, that's so cute. You know they found
each other since early days. Yeah, and then I found
out that both of them had been previously divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Because it sayeah, and they just never told you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:07:10):
So a couple of years later we were just like, okay, well,
like we've got it. My sister and I were like,
we've got to tell our parents and we've got to
find out the detail. Yeah, turns out they knew each
other while they were married to the other people.

Speaker 7 (01:07:22):
And so oh wondering a little bit across from Monkeybard,
Yeah you got you got here, didn't they?

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):
If they didn't, Yeah, exactly, Wellerston, they've been married now
close to forty years.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
That's brilliant. I thank you so many ticks and similar
who's coming through? Matthew said, I learned that after my
parents split up. I learned this the hard way, that
my dad hooked up with a married woman and busted
up that marriage. I only found this out after bumming
into her kads in town one night when I was
twenty five, and they tried and he tried to fight
me because I was the son.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Of the man who had broken his parents. That was
pretty neat, wasn't the dupe's fault?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Was that? Some drama in here? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Some good ticks coming through. We'll get to those necks
nine six nine sex.

Speaker 6 (01:08:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Now I found out my brother was baptized. We didn't
know this, my brother and I. I think my mum
had even forgotten. What did you find out about your
childhood that you never knew? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
You found out digging through stuff in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
The garas and has found the certificate. Some of these outgous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Yeah, Abigail, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
What did you find out as an adult about your childhood?

Speaker 12 (01:08:34):
I found out that I was a twin when I
was fifteen years old.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
So at fifteen, you found out you were a twin.
So where's the twin?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Where's the other one?

Speaker 12 (01:08:44):
My twins died when you're weak so long. And my
mum was actually at the warehouse at the time, and
she was going like she was just shopping and she
started bleeding and she thought that you lost the pregnancy,
and then she went to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
And now, sorry, girl, what was she getting at the warehouse?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Baby? I laughed, laugh, fage, look at the potage. I
stayed news from my mind. She was there getting a
clothes rack because she's just like, damn, once you're in
New Zealand, I can't get a single thing dry, like
she was getting susteamers. Now, hang on, twenty weeks, you're

(01:09:31):
a twel you're in there. Clearly you did. She didn't
lose the pregnancy. You exist, you.

Speaker 12 (01:09:37):
Didn't lose the pregnancy. She still had me. But apparently
I absorbed my twins. So everyone's like, can you hear
extra voices?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
And I'm like.

Speaker 12 (01:09:45):
Sometimes you're okay?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
And were you?

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Just like this is news to me?

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Wait wait, how big is a baby at twenty weeks?
Like not full but like were human? How do you
it's full as a net, Like it has a head,
arm league's heart.

Speaker 12 (01:10:05):
Yeah, Like it wasn't obviously viable, so it was like
before the twenty four week cut off, yeah, totally. Yeah,
like she lost like a few body parts came out
and she was like what the hell? And yeah, it
was like, oh, you haven't lost the frequency, you just
lost one.

Speaker 6 (01:10:20):
Of the babies.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
So hang on, when did you find this out? For fine?
So apparently when I was.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Like sixty years old, she had told me, and then
later on when I was firsteen, she's like, oh, yeah,
you're a twin and I was like what I was
a twin and she's like, yeah, I told you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I'm like, no, you didn't sex babes. So keep reminding
me each year Oh my god, it's got like like
like if you believe in souls, like this is the
soul in you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:10:50):
Yeah, it was like it was actually bizarre, and I
was like, you didn't tell me this, Mum.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
It's a lot to put it, to be honest, it's
a lot with kids. It's a lot to put on
a six year old. I even think, yeah, yeah wow. Also,
I wonder if mom just debated not telling you well.

Speaker 12 (01:11:07):
I had a feeling about that because like she was
just like, casually, are you you're a twins? I just
didn't tell you. And I was like, the twins run
in the family because I don't want to have twins.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
True?

Speaker 8 (01:11:16):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Also?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Twins have like spidy senses, you know, so like you
might have these weird kind of heightened things because you're
a twin. And then you'll be like, why am I
so special because you're twins?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:11:27):
Why am I so emotional? It's because I have a twin.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Such a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I'm meaning for two, I've got double bits, I've got
two souls.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Yeah, it takes some powering. Wow, that's a lot of
food on your plate, and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Gale think of sharing wold welcome, Okay, I have a
great vikim with it's got some so many text messages.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I was sat down. I'm aghast. I was sat down
and told by my mum at twenty eight that my
dad wasn't my biological dad. Wow. My parents have been
super since I was a toddler. But the dad I
spent school holiday's worth was my big sister's bio dad.
My biodad was one of my dad's mates who did the.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Dirty on his mate with his wife.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
But it wasn't just mum who did the dirty with
dad's mate. Because the dad I grew up knowing as
dad surprised us with a brother who was the same
and as my big sister a few years before. It's
confusing us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
And it sounds like the friend group was small. It
doesn't a horny.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Little small town twenty eight being like, that's not your dad.
I'll just be twenty hours lane is.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
A good time, you know, Tuesday tacos because then you're like,
I got bad news, that's not your dad, but great news.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
We're having tacos, and then like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Sweet, wow, past the gak you know much? Somebody said.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
When I was nineteen, my mum and her new partner
sat me down and told me that the man I
grew up thinking my dad wasn't actually my dad and
mom's new partner was my actual dad. Are what because
she got back together with the biological farmer?

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Oh my god, that's a lot to put on something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
It comes in it. That was at nineteen, by the way,
so he's messed out on tild support payments. He got
a freebee nice coming at the cheaper Yeah. Sitting down
at Muff and Break at twenty two years old, God,
what news is getting broken to you over a cheese
and a chop of coffee and a bowl lartaine and cheese,
cheese and chicken panana here penanes Wow. Sat down twenty

(01:13:27):
two Muff and Break with mum and I comment, man,
it's crazy my brother hasn't had a cad because he's
very loose with the lady's getting out of everywhere. And
she was like, well, I had that kid at sixteen?
What she thought? I knew? So you've got a nissa
a nephew rock on her out. Yeah, so your the
brother got got someone pregnant at sixteen, doesn't have anything
to do with it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
I will see they we've got someone pregnant at sixteen,
has nothing to do with the baby and still hasn't learnt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Yeah, he's still a loose loose of the lady lady.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I answered the house phone as a thirteen year old
and it was Life Insurance wanting to talk to my
father about his life insurance connection to insert ladies name.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
I was like, that's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Turns out it was his first wife's name. A question
sort of a family gathering, and I asked in front
of everyone. The reaction gave me enough information to investigate,
and I found out I have half siblings.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
On I found it on Bebo.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
My god, do you remember when you could pack up
the other home phone and listening.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
But you had to make a big noise and hold
the mute button down because when you pick it up
and made a clip, so you make it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Because had three years ago that found out like he
was a teenager and listened then and it was like
his dad cheating on his mom on the landline, on
the landline, on the landline.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I found that my parents. I found it that my
parents smoked weed. After years of being little judgmental hypocrites.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Oh, after my grandfather died, we found out had been
a fighter pilot and the World War, had no idea
and never mentioned the words still don't know much about it.
I needed you can secure and you Zealand are pretty good. Yeah,
and even more so if your granddad was overseas, unless.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
He was on the side of the Nazis. I think
records are.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
Probably there might be way. He didn't say much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
Yeah, because every time I opened his mouth. Yep, there's
so many. My husband found out at sixteen that his
mum wasn't his real mum. Good law, wasn't that real
one passed away when he was one year old. I'm
just raised by someone found out after all these years
when explaining a weird Christian camp that I went to
on an island that it wasn't the innis and experience.

(01:15:33):
I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
I was talking to my brothers, and now in my thirties,
it turns out when I was seven it was an exorcism.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
I was having bad.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Dreams and my parents thought it was the devil trying
to get into the house and Nana had introduced me
to witchcraft, and so I had to go to.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
An island for an exorcism. Where was this island? Exorsus
of island coming this some Z.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Plus DOZM podcast Needwork plays that ms flesh Worn and
Hailey this is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Calm it all down.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Don't point at me because I don't know what. I
have seen numbers on my screen.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
There was a seven there seven in the midst most enough,
you know, okay, I love so much you see. Don't
point at me because I don't know what it's. Because
sometimes we're in our whimsical mind that French knows what's happening.
He's the only one. And you'll go, it's it's fourteen
past night.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
It points to you and you go, because that's not
what We've got to knock the plans out. I think
the plans out the window.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
No, I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing.
I've got I got no idea. I'm happy to be here.
I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
But as long as it's not fourteen past seven, i'd
be happy. It's fourteen past We want.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
You know we're doing this, you we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Hey, yeah, yeah, guys, it's Friday. We're out, you know,
I mean, like mentally, if you'll join us after nine o'clock,
we're just having fun now and you're here for the ride?
Can I share something so this. I've had a few
major milestones in my career, and you'd think selling out
the Wellington not Browse would be one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
No, working with Fletch and Worn.

Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
The first time it was quite quote the first time
I was ever on the cover of TV Guide Huge,
the moment the Weggles followed me on Instagram, Yeah, massive,
and Briscoes and Briscos Huge Jason, I was like, Briscos,

(01:17:18):
are you kidding me? The third moment has happened thanks
to a lovely bar in Tohunger called Miss gee'z bar.
I had no idea they were doing this, Miss Geez.
We're in the beautiful city of total is Miss Geees.
Well so Miss Jeez. It's it's on Strand Babes where
all the whole places are. I went there last year
for some drinks after my show. Listeners of the show

(01:17:38):
who run the bar, Okay, this looks yum, looks yum.
Well if you're going there tonight because I'm in Todunger
tonight at the Bakort Theater. Two sold out shows like
a scrimple of tickets left if you want to come.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Or sold out then if there are tickets remaining born
someone's just sounds like someone's claiming.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Hailey Live. And you say, I thought it was sold
out and you look at there's one hundred empty seats.
That's what sold out. It's what happens. So Miss Je's Bar,
they messaged me a while back saying we'd love to host,
you know, like a pre drinks for your audience at ours,
like sort of unofficial pre drinks. Come here, have a drink,
go to your shot. I was like, I love this idea.

(01:18:18):
Then I saw yesterday that they put up a post
Miss Gee's Bar, right, and it is a drink and
it says in their comment we sprowled and we proud
And now we have the Hailey Spreats available before and
after tomorrow's shows. Prosecco lovers, watch out. Only fifteen bucks
bucks for a sprits unheard of.

Speaker 8 (01:18:41):
I cut.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I don't want to cut vibes. Remember Fungade where my
bartenders didn't come up and I had to have a
sober audience. Now they did, well, yeah, I don't want
that again though. So miss Je's Bar on the Strandon
tonunger tonight hosting pres and posts. I'm going to be
the post. Obviously I can't praise because I'm a working
woman and I will speak you too much to have
a sloppy show. But they've got the Hailey Spreads, and

(01:19:05):
so I messaged and I said, oh my god, you
tell me the ingredients. I want to know the flavors.
And one of them I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
What it is.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Google pempal p A M P E L L E.
Now we love a scrapefruit grapefruit, isn't that grapefruit? So
it's prosecco that is a bit of sweet ruby red
grapefruit pempell citrus concoctions served over ice and stirred, and
of course lots of glitter.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
That's so that's a career highlight for you having.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
A drink named after me, like the Hailey Spreads. Honestly,
I'm like, I'm keep us on the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
I mean, prepare to travel to Europe at some stage
in the future. And you've got your apparolas, Ugo spreads, your.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Apparoles, what are your lemon cello spreads, your canpari spreads?
Your Hailey spreads? No, overseas, it will be a ley
because it's Ugo instead of Hugo Els breads Ugo for
you and then Eli for you. What would your cocktail
be seeming delicious yours?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Fletch seventy five, you know, seventy five five juice and
simple syrup and the top double champagne.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
That's a bit of marnn. You've got to be like
an old fashioned kind of vibe worn Smith smith Smith
worns horn. Sprits kind of works because sports sp spirts
doesn't work because she's sprout, So sprits work. The Hailey sprints. Yeah,
oh my god, I'm so I'm I'm so flatten and

(01:20:37):
excited to try it tonight. But also like Career Highlight,
Women's Weekly, Yeah, Briscoes and the Wiggles following Man and
Miss Cheese Bar and total. You're naming a splits after me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
This is huge plays it ends, Fletch, Haley.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I want to ask the question now, wait, dance a him.
You can text us as well. Nine six nine six.
Is this something that you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:55):
Go out of your way to avoid maybe because you're
scared of something.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Flood lights at night, because you made because of night.
That's when the because that's why, that's when the march is. Yeah,
the night butterfly. You've got a terrible phobia of night butterflies. Yeah,
so well, like floodlight, like sitting under a floodlighted like
a game and a part and get out with is.
There are some people that avoid lifts, Oh for sure.

(01:21:21):
I used to the box on a string.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
But then you might not be able to avoid them
if you work on the tenth floor of the building
totally well. And the reason I ours is is because
CCTV in a lift in an elevator has captured the
terrifying moment that it plunged fifty foot down a high
rise building has happened in Russia. Four of the men

(01:21:46):
in the elevator had broken legs, got broken legs from
the How.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Many of them?

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Four of them? And how many were in there this video? One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven eight.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
There's that's half of them fifteen There were nine. There's
one just to the side. There are nine men and
a small elevator.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Yuck York to start.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
Also, I reckon we'd be because I jumped just before
we got to the bottom.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Yes, and I'm strong in the quiet I jump on
your back, I'd break you be able to shake me
off from that time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Jump Peggy back and then I jump peggyback on you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Oh god, I remember you saying you're not a big fan.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Of elevator and I hate them. They made me panic
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Is it the confined space?

Speaker 8 (01:22:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
No, no, no confines paces? I'm kind of right. Well,
it's box on a string, box on a string. It's
so stupid. What are we doing? What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
The string? The string?

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
For years?

Speaker 8 (01:22:49):
People?

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
What about people that don't like escalators? Yeah, so they're
that's the cheese greater, isn't it's the cheese greater?

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
But do you think there's people that avoid motorways and
they just take the hell? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
Really yeah, that's fast, which is crazy because I might
motorways freak my mum out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
I'm just like, you just get it's the easiest road.
There's no stop now. But do you remember the first
time when I remember learning to drive, and then so
my dad's like, you're just gonna go off here, and
then we're on the motor I'd be like, it's terrifying.
Suddenly I've gone from fifty being your fastest to double.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Okay, well online hundred of dars and want to take
your calls now text us and nine nine sex.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Maybe maybe a place or a thing that you avoid,
Like like I remember when I used to walk down
Cuba Street and there was a cafe with a guy
that I had hooked up with, and it all went
a bit sour, as if there's a whole chunk of
Cuba stre I walked from the top and they had
to like tuck down a side, go on a bit
and go down, so I never walked past the shop.

Speaker 4 (01:23:47):
It was like, yeah, Well, the reason we are asked
us is because you know, some people have a phobia
of elevators and they'll avoid those.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
It might be a bit hard if you work, you know,
in an office building. But an elevator in Russia lunge
fifty foot. How many stories is that? Fifteen meters?

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
So three fine?

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
It stes about three meters in a standard building, And
I think that's no for me, Sarah, What do you
go out of.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Your way to avoid?

Speaker 6 (01:24:13):
There is a specific roundabout where I live that I avoid.

Speaker 12 (01:24:18):
It all costs. I will go the long way to
get to the other side.

Speaker 1 (01:24:22):
What roundabout is this? Some Wellington put.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
It to okay, and what is it? Just multi entrances
and exits.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
What is Yeah, so it's multi interests.

Speaker 6 (01:24:33):
One of them comes directly from the motorway.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Do you get people technically going too fast through into
the roundabout?

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
Yep, shake in the voice, okay. And then so people
are honing into this roundabout. There's a lot of cars,
a lot of entrees and exits, and you'd just rather.

Speaker 8 (01:24:51):
Just not do that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
I went through it when I took my life on
and then after that I was like never going in
there again. Wow, this cross into Ottawa Road, I'm just
I just go gole Wellington's worst roundabouts and there's a
there's a there's a visual view of this one by
the NIO warm that one. There's also another one of Johnsonville.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
That one.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
You can't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
That one's the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I thought you might have avoided it because you had
a crash there once and you're like, never again. But
you haven't even ever crashed. It's just that it's too much.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Yeah, it's too much. I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Fair enough, Sarah, thank you have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
GOO show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
What is it that you go out of your way
to avoid.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Car washes? My my husband and I both are absolutely
petrified of them.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Really the flappy tentacles.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Get louder for me. For me, it was a it
was an accident. I want a free car wash.

Speaker 6 (01:25:59):
When I was younger and I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Huge. Do you know what we used to give him
Bay fifty thousand dollars the wrong place eighteen dollars darks
car washing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
I know they're so expensive now car washes. Yeah. Well yeah, anyway,
I won this car wash and an old man he
got a little bit confused and he hit the he
hit the accelerator and he just.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Mashed my car. WHOA okay, and so he wrote it off.

Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
I had whiplashed the whole thing and avoid it in
the situation old men, sounds like you're blaming the wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Yeah, but I give you you're sitting there and you
just as the whim of the car washing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, we silent.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
I love them so much. But what about when the
what about in the phone's rainbow?

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
That's yeah? And then they put lights on you know
something they have like neon.

Speaker 6 (01:26:58):
Lights, Yeah, giving me a panic attack.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Sound Board board go to thank you have a great weekend.
To messages in what do you that you go out
of your way to a boo? We could always just
do one on what parts of the road do you avoid.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
I avoid car parking, ramps and emmanual or hill starts
and a manual. The idea of rolling back onto a
ramp and a car makes my heart right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
It was doing your driver's test, your tests and you
plump start. You would hate there were you know that
where you got pinged by the police for being on
your phone. You go up the hill and the traffic
lights at the top of the hill, yes, and you're
always just like, please don't go. And I got it
on my tests that went green and I got the
whole way up with that. You do ahill start there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
We've had so many messages the things that you actively
avoid min yep and confrontation and confrontation.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Friend of the show, Taylor, who couldn't find a partner
because he's yeah, he said that always led me when
they worked on a snorer and we heard happily in
love or not Actually I've actually stepped in it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
No, no, that they might not have s everything No
male gays woman gaze.

Speaker 4 (01:28:12):
But by the way, we are going to touch back
again on on on lesbians and boats, which we talked
about over an hour ago soon on the show don't
go anywhere, because we've heard from the Lisbians and their numbers. Taylor,
how I have a mate that would avoid turning right
at a tea intersection so they would have to cross traffic.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, apparently it's two streets across the traffic.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
So try to map out a route to his destinations
as many left tunes as possible, as a nightmare were
taken forever to get anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
Jay Rapist mandholes. I avoid manholes in the street and
also in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
That's I don't avoid them. Ask for everyone some questions.
Somebody said, I avoid probably know what the supermarkets?

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Yeah, just when it goes done, you don't want to talk.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Sometimes Haley and I have crossed path and so making
this literally bit hate good wine gone. Yeah, I got
my headphones and most of the time she's on a
mission my missus. During Shark week, more love Hunter, we
need more love be held caressed.

Speaker 4 (01:29:20):
I avoid walking down the side of the street that
I tripped and fell into a bunch of people at university.
I'm too scared to walk on that side now, even
years later. Parallel parking, No, I don't need that park
Some people don't like it, hate it. Oh, you just
keep driving till they can find a driving one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
I actively avoid my father.

Speaker 4 (01:29:42):
Yep, okay, deeper. That's a six word sentence. But I
feel like we could really get a few hours with
a therapy out of the Royal round About. My mum
always avoided.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
That's a real one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Yeah, that's awful. That's like the anc de Triomphant roundabout,
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
I'm just gonna go. Yeah, And I know Royal Oak
is the Paris of New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Closing curtains and blinds at night when it's already dark.
I watch way too many true crime have an irrational
fear that someone's waiting by the window to either grab
me or pull me out, or jumping through the window.
Windows they're coming through. Smashing the window actually terrify. But
if I have no choice to close them someone else's home,
I'll make them do it. It is especially in winter.
It's good to close them early and keep the heads

(01:30:30):
they were saving. Tip from us here on the show today, you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
Can actually retrospectively beck it with thermal Beckon. You's got
chip curtains, You don't need to replace them, just put
the begging on them.

Speaker 4 (01:30:42):
Somebody said buying toilet paper when the supermarket's busy, because
everyone will just think, man, that person.

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Must do a lot of per suppose hate you know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
I love to buy the long rolls but the big backs.
And I always say that to walking home.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
It's like all people.

Speaker 10 (01:30:57):
I do, you do?

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Everybody poos?

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Sometimes housework because if I started end up wanting to
scrub the baseboards of the tooth brushing throughout half of
my positions and I don't have the energy for that.
And if I get in directed before I finished under
the dad, you have adhd yourself a little dead MOSU.
Get some reddling, then clean your house like a normal.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Person and get some thermal back curtains.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Can respectively sit your curtains.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
If you like today's podcast, tell your friends you could
send them the link.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you
did yeah great, and rate and review and maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Get out there and try to make some friends. Play
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