Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th September 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
This is Fletch Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome to the show, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. We're very excited.
Very excited because big show for you today.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
We're in studio currently.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Currently, but we're going to be joined by Rhys Mathewson.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Rhys? Rhys. Rhys Mathewson, soon on the show.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
We are.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
To talk Taskmaster. And then after that, we're going to be.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Zip in to Karangahape Road to the new train station
for the CRL, the Central Rail Link.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
City Rail Link. City Rail Link. Which opened officially yesterday.
It did. There's a little electrical fire.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I saw it.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Which had nothing to do. It was just the worst
timing ever.

Speaker 6 (00:49):
Or it's like, you know, when you get a new
heater or something and you turn it on. It smells
a bit funny.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You've got to burn away that seal. You've got to
burn away that new.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You've got to burn away that new.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I saw someone taking a photo of the elevator and
looking up and there was like art. There was like
this beautiful light. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Like so many. Oh, Hayley, you just wait.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So many people are checking out the stations yesterday and
just jumping on, just.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Have a go. I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
We're going to be broadcasting the deepest radio show to
ever be broadcast from 33 metres.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Brackets in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
In New Zealand, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
So we'll be doing that from 7 this morning, just
bringing you the show, but from the platform.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
And if you are in the Karangahape Road area, come
and say hello.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, yeah, if you're commuting by, say hello.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
We've got JBL headphones to give away on the show
to commuters and to you listening.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
This morning. How good. Coming up, though, Vaughan, you've got
the top six for us.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
One of the top six trains I'm hoping to see
make a cameo on the show this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Because, well, of course, we're going to be at the station.
They could just pull on through. Yes, great idea.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
And as mentioned, Rhys Mathewson. Rhys Mathewson's going to join us. Taskmaster.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Taskmaster out tonight, new season.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
He's on the show ahead of the 7 o'clock news. Now, Vaughan,
bird of the year, what's happening there?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Voting.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Voting is still happening at birdoftheyear.org.nz. But we're putting our
way behind the puku puku, the little spotted kiwi. And,
of course, last week we helped in a leg of
the journey taking little puku from the upper north right
down to the southern south.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
You did good.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
Because Real NZ, one of the major... people, forces behind,
companies behind re-establishing a pukapuku population on Cooper Island in.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
The Dusky Sound.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Would you say dwindling?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Dwindling, yeah. At the moment, on that particular island, nonexistent. Oh,
that's a hard dwindle.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Thanks to a couple of nasty little immigrants you guys
might be aware of, possums, rats, stoats, weasels, and ferrets.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
The only immigrants I hate. I'll say it. I'll come
out and say that. Apart from the ones that decimate
our bird population. So, yeah, thanks to our mates at
Real Insidia.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
As you said, we helped out last week getting the
soft toy, Little Puku, down the country.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Today, well, we dropped Little Puku at Duck Island in Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Did you get an ice cream?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, the girls did.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You girls did.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Because I thought we had to pay and then I said, no, thanks,
and then they said, oh, you can have them for free.
And I was like, I couldn't. And then you don't
want to go back. And I couldn't go back. I'll
have them if it's for free, but I'm not paying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's also.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Fletch was looking to work the loophole of it's free.
The calories don't count.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's true. That's also true. When you pay,
they count. They count. Yeah, they do.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
So he'll be hanging out with the Christchurch Duck Island
team today. And then someone's going to help him get
from there.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh, he's not far off.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Further south. Yeah, he's not too far away. So yeah,
real NZ on Instagram to follow the journey. And please
vote bird of the year because we want to get
the little poku.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
It's a nice little warm-up for the general election coming
later in the year. Although I can look at the
bird of the year and I'm like, I don't know
who to vote for, I love them all. Whereas it
goes to the general election, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Is this what we've got?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
It'd be a lot better if our politicians were birds. Yeah,
cute birds. Next on the show.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
There has been a DoorDash order dropped off by someone.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Their uniform wasn't quite right.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Imagine this, it's the weekend just gone, right?

Speaker 4 (04:11):
You're just sitting at home and you think, oh, I
don't know, I can't be bothered cooking. There's meat in
the fridge, but I just can't be bothered. We'll get
a little bit of Uber Eats. We'll get a DoorDash.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Okay. Now imagine you're a family living in Houston. This
is your night.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
And you get a DoorDash.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Houston, Texas. Houston, Texas, baby. Who said that? Houston, Texas, baby.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Beyonce.

Speaker 9 (04:31):
Thank God.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who run the world. Anyway, so this happened.
This was the story of a family. Now, I need
you to know that I'm not swearing on air.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
But the customer's name is Kiant.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay? Oh, Hayley.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Now, don't look at me like that, Producer Cowan. That is,
I can't figure out any other way to say it.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
How is it spelled? K-I-A-N-T. I probably would have just
not said it. Chiant. Again, I wouldn't probably say it again.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Should we say Mr.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Matlock?

Speaker 10 (05:12):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (05:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
The Matlocks. Wait, is Chiant the first name? I don't know. Chiant.
Like giant.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh, that's better.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Chiant. G-I-A-N-T. Chiant? Chiant?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Now, was inside gaming and he'd made this order. His
daughter's at home and they were just going to have
a little bit of Uber Eats. Now, I have not
been informed of the story of what they were Uber eating.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
So that led that up to you. Wasn't it DoorDash? Yes.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Oh, sorry.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
DoorDash.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
DoorDash.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yes, Uber Eats wants nothing to do with this story
and you'll know why soon. DoorDash some food. Don't know
what the food was, but it's on its way.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
And that's when they get a little ring. They've got
a ring camera, which is your.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Little camera at the doorbell thing, notification. And they're like, oh, yeah,
the food's here. And they have a look and they
open up the ring camera. Because why not go to
the front door? You know it's coming, but sure. Post lockdown,
we just don't go. We just leave it there.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Kyant. Giant.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Kyant.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Gaming. Can't get out of the thing. Ordering food to
the house. We're American.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
We've got an image. We're painting a picture.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
We've got an image. So him and his daughter open
up the ring camera, and they're having a little look,
and that's when they notice their DoorDash driver is very handsome.
Dark-skinned gentleman.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Who is?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
We're going to report on what sort of eyes, light eyes.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Can't tell by the ring camera. No.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Can't tell.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
You can't tell.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But very handsome. Lovely physique.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And the reason I know he's got a lovely physique
is because the DoorDash driver is entirely naked.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Head to toe.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Completely naked.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Oh, wow. He's not wearing a scrap of clothing.

Speaker 12 (06:46):
Not a scrap.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Do we have a photo? Do we have a photo?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
We do have a photo. One moment, please, caller. I
actually just closed that because it.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Was distracting at work. I mean, obviously, the bits will
be blurred, won't it? They wouldn't have released the whole.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
They haven't released the panoose. No, no, we can't see that.
So that's just taking time.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The NZWiFi's... Well, it's probably blocked you, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, and I can see why. So he's completely naked.
They said they were in disbelief. Now, the first thing
they do is they say, we're not eating that food.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh, I still would have eaten the food.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Me too.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Because they put stickers on it, don't they? Yeah, it's sealed.
The fast food places now seal it. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So they're like, we're not keeping the food. They approach DoorDash.
They sent the ring camera footage and said, what's the
deal with this?

Speaker 13 (07:24):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
And DoorDash did refund them.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
They said it is vulgar, this is DoorDash's response, vulgar
and completely unacceptable. They permanently banned the driver and offered
support to the customer. They don't tolerate this kind of
harassment or misconduct and will insist with any police investigation
if they want to go that far.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
We do laugh, we jest, but... It is a naked
person on your property.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's a sexual harassment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
But then is this like some kind of weird drug thing?
Like he's high and he's like, I'm really hot. I'm
going to take my clothes off.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know. The photo was low. Is he in
the late stages of hypothermia? Not in Texas at this
time of year. Not in Texas.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
It kind of looks like he's wearing a backpack, which
it wasn't enough.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, when you're naked, you don't have pockets.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'm sorry, but if you've had your shirt off at
the beach and you've had a backpack, it's really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
The chafe and the rub on that skin, especially with
a bit of sand under there.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, our friend Mike's had a look. He said he's
not hot. He's ugly.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Speak for yourself, Mike. Like, what I see.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, but the face is blurred out. You're making a
judgment because he's got dreadlocks.

Speaker 12 (08:25):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
What I'm looking at here is, one, yes, the tone
of the skin and the dreadlocks. Two, how high his
head is to the pergola.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh, God, he's six foot four.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
He's bloody tall. We don't say no to a six
foot four.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
No.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Do we?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Do we? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
And there's no other footage further down.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, they haven't. Why are you so interested to see
the full footage?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
That is the ring camera. Does it go portrait or landscape?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Portrait.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Portrait.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Does it?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, I know, because if it was landscape, you might
just get to the abdomen.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I'm saying they're missing a trick.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
You should pay $ 5 extra for your driver to turn
up nude.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
People would do it.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
That could be a business.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
That could be a business. Like nude.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Nuderites. Nuberites.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
I don't know if I'd want to touch those fries.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Yeah, but also, again, doesn't want to associate.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
From the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley group chat, this is
The Top Six. Well, we are soon headed down to
the CRL. And I thought... The City Rail Loop Link.
Loop again. I feel like.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Central Loop and City and Link.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
I think, well, once you get there, you'll get it.
You'll get it, man. You'll just get it. And that's right.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
We will be broadcasting New Zealand's deepest radio show. But
today's top six is dealing with trains.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah, the top six trains I'd like to see make
a cameo at the CRL this morning. Sort of a
quick little pop. And number six on the list, Snowpiercer.
From the movie and TV show Snowpiercer, the world has ended.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Never seen it. Everyone lives on the train.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
They eat the poor people at the back. I just
think it'd be nice to see it pop in. That'd
be us. Was Cate Blanchett in the movie?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Blanchett?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'm actually not, I've never seen the movie. Is it
a TV show as well?

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
No, I've never seen it. It was really good. Okay.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
But you're telling me world ends and somehow the train
system still operates.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, the train. Who's operating it? I think the train's
nuclear powered. There's holes in this. The rails, they skirt
around on the rails. They can't stop. Who's clearing the tracks? No,
it pierces the snow. Who's clipping the ticket? It's designed
to pierce it. Once you're on, you're on.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
What?

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Number five on the list of the top six trains
I'd like to see make a cameo at the CRL
this morning.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
The one from Back to the Future 3.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
88 miles an hour. And then goes. Yeah, lovely.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
I just learned that that's called the Jules Verne train.
I googled, did the train from Back to the Future
3 have a name?

Speaker 1 (10:46):
It did.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, it did. A great trilogy.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I will say that the actual locomotive was the historic
Sierra Railway number three was the one that played that.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Not as cool a title. Not quite as cool as
the Jules Verne train. Number four on the list of the.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
Top six trains I'd like to see make a cameo
at the CRL this morning, Oriental Express without the murder.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
We don't need mystery this morning.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
We just need punctual rail-based transport.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Just a question.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Could an actual steam train go through the CRL?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Why not? As long as it wasn't too tall.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
But wouldn't all the soot and... It'd really clog up the...
It'd really murk the tiles. How do you think the.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Early subways and stuff would have been? Combustion engine. Yeah,
I don't know. But earlier on we didn't care about
the planet or our lungs. No, we didn't.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
And we've only just started recently caring about those.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Number three on the list of the top six trains
this morning.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
The Polar Express. Oh, yeah, classic. And obviously with Tom
Hanks as... kind of everything, wasn't he?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Weird animation, non-animation.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
It was kind of like the early days of computer animation.
Made me feel sick. It did. It makes me feel
a little uneasy with humanity on a whole, really.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Number two on the list of the top six trans
this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
The Hogwarts Express.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh, yes. Magic students included, please. Run through a wall.
Is there a nine and three quarters at the CRL?
There should be a nine and three quarters. There should be,
but there's not.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
There is in Wellington, the Wellington Railway Station.

Speaker 12 (12:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do they have a nine and three quarters?

Speaker 10 (12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Have they run that past famous Turf, an owner of
the IP?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
No, Wellington famously left landing.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah. They were just like, we're going to do it anyway.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
We don't care. Turf, shut up, Turf.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, shut up, Turf.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
And number one on the list of the top six
trains I'd love to see make a cameo at the
CRL this morning.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
It's our boy in blue, Thomas the Tank. Yeah. Oh,
my God.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I would just lose it if Thomas the Tank drove past.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Hello. And Henry's bricked up on the other side. James, James. Oh,
that haunts me. They back him into a spare dump
and brick it up because he misbehaved.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Look at that, fuck controller. I'm pulling up to Karonga,
happy road.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
That was really well done. Thank you. Incorporating critic pronunciation
with a British accent. I hit the double A and
cut a long copy. I love it, Courtney. Yeah, yeah,
you did.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You actually did really well.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I'm very proud of you.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Tea, hey, money order.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
That is today's top six. We've got terrible news to
start the week.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Not more.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Oh, no.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
More. We're having a fun day.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
More.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
We've had a fun weekend.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
We're about to broadcast from the deepest point a radio show.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
In New Zealand has ever broadcast in the CRL. I
want to get this out of my system.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, the City Rail Link. Now, you'll remember. Yeah, you
did it right, actually. Did she just do it right?

Speaker 4 (13:24):
City Rail Link.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
City Rail Link. Not Central Rail Loop.

Speaker 10 (13:26):
No.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
No.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
You got it. Well, you'll forget that soon.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Central Rail.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Do you remember the night we all went to the
Wiggles R18 show?

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Vividly. What a great night. At the end, less as much.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, but remember before we went to the show, we
went out for a Dominion Road BYO.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Dumplings, man. Barilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yeah, lovely.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And it was at that restaurant that I ordered online.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
You snuck in a... Who snuck in a... Box of something.
A box of something. It wasn't wine or beer. It's
a BYO.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Did you bring vodka sodas or something? Yeah, they're loose
on Dominion Road.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
They're loose, yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
They don't give a shit.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
So it was that night at that restaurant right then
and there that I ordered online from Briscoe's my body pillow.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
You know, the big long pillow there keeps the knees apart,
stops you from doing too much hunching.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Good for the back. Worked for me. Good for pregnant women.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Well, you'll also remember last week on the show, I
talked about the cat pissing on my bed.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
And I had to get, well, the mysterious smell had
been hanging around. My daughter identified what it was. The
cat pissed on the bed and on the body pillow
last night.

Speaker 9 (14:30):
Oh, no.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Oh, darling.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Last night, I threw it in the bin. Have you
slept on it?

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Well, I grabbed it in the bin and I was
definitely like, oh, that's too big for the bin. I've
got to get that out at some stage and take
it to the work bin. That's what I thought. It's
too big for the bin.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
I'm going to order a skip next week. You can
bring it to mine on Monday.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
So, wait, you've been sleeping on this bed since the
cat pissed on it?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
No, I have only just moved back into the bed,
but the body pillow wasn't there because there was a body.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
They don't need a pillow when there's a body.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Hush.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
But, yeah, I went to the smell.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
I was like, what is it on? And it smelled
like it was in the bed, and I felt a catapult,
and then we found it was.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
On the body pillow. So, RIP. Oh, mate, I'm so sorry. So,
you're getting a new one? Yeah, I'm just looking. Because
this is the thing about pillows.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It will shock you how often you should actually replace them,
and we don't.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, that's big pillow, though. That's big pillow trying to
get you to spend. No, it's not. It's time. My
memory foam is... memorizing jackal. You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Like, it's never good.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
And I've got, I go one memory and one feather.
And feathers, they're not forever.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
They're a bit clumpy now.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Okay, so on average, every one to two years is
how often you should replace your pillow. Polyester, synthetic, six
to 24 months because they flatten and they lose support
quite quickly.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Foam, every two to three years because it loses its response.
It's time.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Latex every three to four years when it starts to
crumble or lose bounce.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, yuck. If you've got a crumbly pillow, then I am. Crumble.
You know, that's not a big pillow. That's literally a
pleasure-based pillow.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
And you can also do it for down and feather
pillows every two to three years or five to ten
if you carefully wash and fluff.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yes, because you can take them to the laundromat and
wash and fluff. So there's a body pillow here. There's
some cheap ones. There's the one at Kmart, if you
wanted to just affix now, $ 29. Yeah. Or there's a
Aloe Vera memory foam body pillow at Bed Bath & Beyond.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
$ 1. 20.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, it's lavender that's good for sleeping. Lavender's good for sleeping. Yeah,
they do those. I've had that pillow for over four years.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Time to go anyway, darling. It was a blessing in disguise. Okay, well,
there's the dead bug accumulation in pillows. I thought you
were still trying to sell me pillows.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
No, no. And we've got one here called the dead
bug accumulation.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, up to one third of a pillow's weight can
be consistent.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, dust mites, blah, blah, blah. Stop scaring everybody with this.
Don't say a third.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Dead skin cells, dust mites, bug corpses, and their face-ays.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
The face-ays.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I've got face-ays, pillow. Yeah, like, isn't that gross?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
My pillow is a pillow, though, and then it has
a pillow protector and then a... A pillowcase.

Speaker 6 (16:54):
Yeah, but which one of those is like yellow because
of all the saliva? The pillow protector is not looking great.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
And you never wash those, eh?

Speaker 9 (17:01):
No, really.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
No.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, I know. I'm just, I don't know. And now
I don't know because pillows are so expensive. Like the
good pillows, like good pillows are so expensive. They are.
I don't know what to do about them. But anyway,
that's an ongoing issue.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
You spend a third of your life in bed and
a good sleep, it's worth the investment.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
You spend a third of your life in bed. I
spend about a fifth.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, I reckon I'm rocking it about a fifth. Yeah.
And half of that's awake wondering what I've done wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, yeah, that thing we said years ago.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, I'm in bed, but.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm not asleep.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I say this with immense joy. Rhys Mathewson is in
studio with us right now. And I have to say
it's about time, Rhys.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Taskmaster.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh, right. When they released the poster and the people
were on, I'm like, he's already done it.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
No, he hasn't.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
It's about time. We're so happy that you're on Taskmaster.
Thank you. And you must have been delighted. I'm so stoked.
It was a dream come true. Just one less person
in front of me in the line, I guess. Yeah, 40.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's close to my house.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
I've seen the lineups and gone, huh. The yearbook. Oh,
name them.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
Name.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Who got on there before you and didn't deserve to be? No, don't.
He said Ben Hurley before. He said Ben Hurley before.

Speaker 13 (18:12):
Ben Hurley.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
No, do you know what's funny? Justine Smith. At the
end of season four, just before season five was cast,
which was the season I did, Hurley and I were
in a green room being like, don't you find it
kind of crazy we haven't been on?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
We were like, yes.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
And then we were both on the same season. Now, Taskmaster,
you obviously can't tell us a lot. It starts tonight.
You're joined by a great cast.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
What a murderous row. What a line-up.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
So you've got Morgana O'Reilly, who is so funny, known
very well in the comedy and theatre world, but you'd
maybe know her listener from her time on White Lotus.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
That's when we last talked to her.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
She showed me her... the place that she stayed. I
got like videos, backstage videos. When we were hanging out
at Taskmaster of the house that they were, the hotel.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Because they actually stay at the hotel they film at,
don't they?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah. And it was incredible. Did she give you any
like goss about White Lotus last season?

Speaker 7 (19:09):
Yes, so Mike White, the creator of White Lotus was
shredding and kept wanting to do like, we're doing like
gym challenges for the whole cast and crew. And it
turns out it's because he was preparing to go on
Survivor Season 50.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, yeah. He was right in your wheelhouse. You're a
big Survivor fan. Huge Survivor fan.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
And so is he as well. He's known for being.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Hilarious. So that was the gossip. He was just a crazy.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
We all thought, who's this weird nerd trying to outgun everyone?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
So you've got Morgana. You've got Juani on there. Juani Hortene,
who was a Billy T award winner. Very funny guy.
Dave Farney is in there, which is amazing. And Rose Matafio.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh, what an upcomer. All the best to her. So
good for her to finally get her shot.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Finally, she's just starting out in comedy, I believe.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
And Rhys Mathewson. How was it in general?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Was it everything you.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wanted it to be? Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
The only bad part is that it ended. I could
have done that forever and ever. They're all so funny.
Dave Farney is... the nicest man in all of show business.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
Yeah. I used to park next to him when we
started doing breakfast radio and we were in another building
and we parked up the road and we'd always arrive
at the same time, late, and we'd walk down the
road together, barefoot.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Dave finally, one day it was the middle of winter
and we're walking, freezing, I'm like, I've got to ask,
why don't you wear your shoes?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
He's like, gout. Gal's playing up.

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Gal's playing up.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
Yeah, Gal's playing up. And I was like, I've always wondered,
he's like, cold concrete actually feels really nice.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
I bet it feels nice. He was always just so funny. Yeah,
he is.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Do you have any, like, the post showed you have
any regrets? Because I regret so many things, one of
which was my outfit, because it's hot. You film in summer,
and I wore a thick denim jumpsuit.

Speaker 7 (20:49):
No, I'd gotten the heads up, so I'm wearing a
flowing robe.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Gorgeous. Oh, gorgeous, of course.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Lovely.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
And some shorts and a singlet just so I had mobility,
and I'm a huge sweat guy.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
So I'm a heavy sweater, so I knew that that
would be all right. My regrets are all loopholes that
I didn't find– or that I kind of was trying
to work my way around a task and then Paul
would go, to do it properly, and I'd go, okay, yes, sir.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
There's a survivor over here, Mr. Reality TV Show, looking
for the... Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Do you feel your survivor passion helped you?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Not at all. I am so bad under pressure, you guys.
I grumble. As soon as I go, you have 20 minutes...
I'm toast. I'm out. And occasionally moments of brilliance.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Because I was going to say, there's often little tasks
which are always fun, no matter what, whether you do well.
But sometimes there's these huge creative tasks. You have these
days where they're like, come up with a full movie script.
You have an hour.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
And you're like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
Did that pressure make you ever show a side of
yourself that you didn't know was going to come out
on TV?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Because everyone's like, comedians are fun.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
They're not. There was one that was, is this, I'll
say it, who cares.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
There was one that was write a song. And we
had an hour.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
I spent about 20 minutes of that hour arguing with
Paul about the verdict on a previous task.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Okay, great. Good use of time. Good use of time.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Then argued that the task said write a song. I
didn't have to perform it. And he went, well, you'll
get no points.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
He's out of a hard ass. And then I don't
know why I decided to rap. Okay, yeah, wow.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
He has the most amount of words per song in
any genre.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Per song.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
And I've never been more of a hunky than.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Like it was just the whitest guy.

Speaker 11 (22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
As soon as the music starts, before the words even
come out, you're like, uh-oh. You're like, I've simply made
this too difficult.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
We should have gone back to that 80s rap of like, hip, hop,
how do you do?

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I know you're this recent. I'd like to say that
I am happy you're here today.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, great. Perfect.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Well, honestly, as I said, it's about time. I'm very
excited to see it. Again, you see the cast and
you think, how have these people not already done it?
Did you enjoy it overall?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yes, absolutely. It was incredible.

Speaker 7 (23:12):
And also like the– because no one– when we do
the studios, no one knows who's on the show.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
No. Right.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
And the level of like roar from the crowd when
Rose would come out was incredible.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
See, I would have hated that on my season.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I would have hated that.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
I would have hated that.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Big dogs here.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
No, sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah. Good stuff.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Well, it starts tonight, doesn't it, Taskmaster?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, 7.30, TVNZ 2 and TVNZ Plus, and continues tomorrow
as well.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Rhys, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Can't wait to see if you win or not. And
if there was ever a Champion of Champions round, if we.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Were to go head-to-head. I'll never tell.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
I actually just wanted an opportunity to say that I'd
like to remind you. Yeah, I was going to say
you've got Hayley's bra.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
All the way through without mentioning it. Live from the
brand new City Rail Link.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
New Zealand's deepest radio show. ZM's Fleshworn and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yes, we are. We made it just in time.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
New Zealand's deepest radio show.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Live. This is so exciting. Do we get the Guinness
World Record now or at the end.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Of the show?

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Where is the Guinness guy? They didn't turn up.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
It's crazy that they're running late. Crazy they've been ignoring
our emails as well.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah. After.

Speaker 6 (24:26):
You know, saying, actually, in 2005, a guy did it
nearly two and a half kilometres under this.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, but this is.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
No, but in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
In New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Right, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Yeah, we are broadcasting the deepest radio show, and we are,
right now.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, we're at Karangahape Station, and, I mean... Platform 2.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
Platform 2. We saw Marcus Lush just perform. Well-known New
Zealand train spotter.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, he loves it.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
He's got the special edition hop card as well with
the design on it.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I'm hoping to get my hands on those. He was fizzing.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, he was fizzing at the bunghole.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, and it's just.

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Weird because we're just on the platform and people are
just going about their.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Day, going to work. A lady walked past before she
was taking a cake into the office, wasn't she? Somebody's birthday.
But lots of people with bikes.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Yeah. We've been on the elevator. I licked the handle
because it's so new.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I wouldn't have done that.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
But when are you ever going to get to do
that again? You're not doing it in London or Sydney
or anything like that. Do you know there's been open
days and stuff, like people have used... Yeah, but no,
it's the longest in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
And so the chances of the same person licking that
same spot is so small. Oh, enough.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's how bacteria works. Sure.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
See you not next week.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Have a week off of work.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
New Zealand's deepest radio show. I know.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
33 metres underground. It's a Guinness World Record for New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
For New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
For New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Because someone did it three kilometres underground.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah, we're not beating that. No, we're not.

Speaker 6 (25:47):
At all.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
And do you know what? People are coming and going
on this first business day. And then Chloe Swarbrick's just
walked on by. Welcome to the show, Chloe.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Thanks so much for having me.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh, lovely to have you here. Are you a train enthusiast?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
I'm an absolute train nerd. Although I have to say,
I didn't make the 5am on Sunday, as did a
number of other train enthusiasts. That was a test, actually,
of your commitment to.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
The open train. Yeah, I reckon too. Are you passionate
about trains? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Have you been on the train at the same time?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I absolutely have, yeah. I came down late last night
after we had so many bits and pieces happening yesterday
and And it's just that whoosh that you get when
you come down the end because of all of the
air pockets and stuff.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, I know.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I wore a miniskirt. It's such an error.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Rookie.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Depends who you ask, actually.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It is depending who you ask.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
It really made a couple of commuters mourn it.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Maybe it did. It's definitely like heating up.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
I have seen people taking content as well.

Speaker 11 (26:39):
So maybe.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's fine. It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's a very specific niche.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
It's very exciting. We've seen cakes, we've seen bikes, we've
seen everyone coming and going.

Speaker 5 (26:49):
What can't you make train themed?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Nothing. I love it so much, but it doesn't go
to my house. So I've just been trying to work out.
So not worth it. So I just sort of thought
like in the planning stages of things, how long has
this been planned for?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
So many people are like, it feels like you're overseas.
Like we've got something nice.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
It was weird when we were setting up, we went
for a quick like loop walk and it was a
weird little moment of pride.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yes. Which feels weird. It feels like we're all grown
up now.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
That's a nice thing to feel actually.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Isn't it?

Speaker 1 (27:22):
How wild do you feel pridefully you live?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
People around the world still think that we have grass
huts and no Wi-Fi.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
So we are quite tickled.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
By something as simple as a razor. Good morning! Well,
if he's got his trolley, he's probably going to have
to get some groceries.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
That's convenient, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
That's bloody convenient.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
But that's the funniest thing. I mean, you talk about
how long this thing took to build. Once upon a time, actually,
this was the longest escalator in the southern hemisphere. But
in the time it took us to build it, it's
no longer.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
We've got to discuss this because Australia added a metre
or something, didn't they?

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Very Australian, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Did they literally hear that ours was going to be
the longest and they went, we'll chuck an extra bit on?

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I don't think that would be a conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Where is their long escalator?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Surely it's Sydney. I think so. Sydney?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, it's Sydney. Is it a public transport? Is it
down at... Bastards. Those assholes.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
They've got a great train system, but now we've got
one as well. They need to settle down.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Yeah, and you could be anywhere in the world, but
if you guys have been up to the top platforms,
there's also amazing Toi Māori, some Māori art.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
I know. No, I haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
So that is beautiful, and it's different at all of
the stations as well. Got to collect them all. CRL's
actually done some little special hop cards.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
We've seen it, Marcus.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Last year we had one.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
We don't have one yet. We're going to have to
go on a mission.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
But Marcus rushes, hit Marcus Lush's train royalty. Is he? Oh,
we can only hope to one day. No, he had
a TV show, didn't he? Doing the trains. He went
from the top to the bottom on trains. I don't know,
I'm too young. Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 4 (28:39):
No.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Oh, hey.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
This is a generational divide here.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
I've heard of the guy, didn't know about the trams.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
These uncles, how embarrassing. Is this a nice break for you, Chloe,
during the election period to just.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Focus on trains?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Sitting and watching the trains? Hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
I mean, but it also comes back to that point
that was being made before. It's just so nice to
watch people happy.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
People are so happy.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I mean, up in the city, up on the ground
level yesterday. Just seeing families walking around, plasters, smiles plastered
across their faces. People do deserve to feel a sense
of pride about this because Lord knows we've been through
some hard stuff to get this construction through.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
I came, when was it, a month ago in the
mushroom parade and.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
I was like, what a whimsical, what a whimsical.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Whimsical wee moment in Central Auckland.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
People just want to dress up. That's what I think
that revealed to me.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Can I ask Chloe before you hop off and hop
on and spend the day on the trains, have you
had any of your billboards defaced yet?

Speaker 5 (29:33):
Not as excitingly as Super 2023 Woke Lesbo. So if
anyone's looking....

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Give them a chance.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
I'm sure, you know, this is the thing. If you're
going to do it... And I get it, whatever, politics,
you know, it's pretty.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Gnarly out there.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Just maybe have a crack and do something a bit interesting.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Be creative.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Be creative. That's the task. If you're going to tag,
be creative.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
The train station's so clean and we were saying before,
you know, like, oh man, it's, you know, waiting for
a tag. But they've got like almost a thousand cameras
down here. So don't do it.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Find Chloe's.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Things anyway.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Just enjoy the pure joy of the train.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
And it's even got that new smell.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
I know, it's so nice.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
No one's pissed here yet.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
You can lick it.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
It's so great.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
You can literally lick it. What a slogan for the
first business day. No one's pissed here yet.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
Get in early, lick it now.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Chloe Swarbrick, thank you so much. What a night.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Up the trains.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Flesh, Fawn and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Silly Little Poe.

Speaker 14 (30:42):
Silly Little Poe. It is so silly, silly, silly that
the silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe,
silly little poe, silly.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Today's silly little poll. Do you care? Do you care
if you face... Good morning, commuters.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Good morning, commuters.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Good morning, commuters.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
Oh, they're so happy.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Look at them all.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Because I just got on a train. Silly little poll.
Do you care if you face backwards on public transport?
Go and get the mic and ask one if they care.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Stand by.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
This is a young fella behind. He wants to be
on the radio. He's young. He's never heard of the radio.
This is like a podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Hi, what's your name? Stephen.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Stephen. Good morning, Stephen. Stephen, this is like Spotify, but live.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Oh!

Speaker 1 (31:25):
It's like we do it, but.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
He might know what the radio is.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
It's like Mr.

Speaker 11 (31:28):
Beast.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
He knows what the radio is. Hang on. Stephen, when
you're on a train, do you mind if you are
facing the wrong way and going backwards? I honestly don't mind.
You know what I mean? Like if the seat's there
and you're going that way, you don't mind?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
He's a good kid.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I just want to get somewhere. He just wants to
get somewhere.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
This is what we need more of in this generation. Stephen,
don't you want to be facing the way the train
is going? Maybe. You're wild, Stephen. You're wild.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
He's young.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
He's fancy freak.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
He's outrageous. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
He's outrageous.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Nice to meet you, Stephen. Did you enjoy your train ride? Yes,
very much.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do you like the station?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Thank you as well.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
I know.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
It smells new. It's beautiful, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
We're doing the deepest radio show ever to be broadcast
in New Zealand, ever.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
And you've been part of history, Stephen. Thank you for
taking part in our silly little podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
See you in the morning. Go to school.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Bye, Dad.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Go to school.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Don't do naughty things.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Now, his dad was like, who's that? And he's like,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
His dad was like, who was that? And he's like,
I don't know. Now, Hayley, this is a question we
asked today for silly little Paul.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Yeah, do you care if your face backwards or forwards?
Because my mum, because she trains a lot over in Europe.
If the seat is facing the wrong way, she can't
do it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
No, she'll make a fuss.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
I'll do it if there are no other seats, but
I hate it. I don't care at all.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Well, we asked, we gave the options, yes, I'll only
face forward, or no, I don't mind, much like Stephen.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Stephen said no, I don't mind.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
I really feel like the future's in good hands. What
a polite, lovely young man.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
Train.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
There's a train. Train.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Of course there's a train.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
We're at a train station. How am I sitting?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Facing backwards. Facing backwards.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
What is our peak hour? What do you reckon the
peak hour for? What's the peak transport hour expected to be?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
8 to 9? Peak times. Peak times. 7 to 9.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
7 to 9.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
We're witnessing history. Yeah, right.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Well, if you're on the trains, there's great Wi-Fi. They
could be listening to us on iHeart. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Stephen's back.

Speaker 10 (33:19):
ZM.

Speaker 12 (33:19):
ZM.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, okay. 91 ZM. Go to school. Go to school. Mate,
that's eyes to ears. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Ding, ding, ding. We need the bell.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Oh, we should have bought the bell.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
So 57% of people like Stephen don't mind.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Don't mind. 43% of people said, yes, I'll only face forwards.
That's wild. I'll only face forwards. I prefer forwards, says Samantha,
but there ain't many options. If there ain't any other options,
I'll face backwards.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
Lovely.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
During a busy hour. Now, this isn't public transport. This
is private transport. But do you guys remember the Mitsubishi
Sport Pack van?

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I died off the cuff.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
It had a graphic.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Down the side, and it was either red or green
or blue. Now, they had a seat in the middle,
three rows of seats, of course. The seat in the
middle could be changed so that you could face backwards. Now,
that happened at Scott Rose's 12th birthday party. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
And I was facing backwards. Had to have a chunny,
didn't I? You chunned. I had to have a chunny. Yeah.
I can't do the facing backwards. Yeah, it's weird. What
do the people say? Ash said, I never.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Minded until I turned 36, and then all of a
sudden I turned into an old bitch who has motion
sickness and a hunchback. So thoughts and prayers with you there, Ash,
as you deal with being an old bitch at the
age of 36. Ashley said, oh, power chuck all over.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
The forward-facing person if I face backwards.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
It's a motion sickness thing.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's a motion sickness thing. Yeah, right.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Sat sideways on a school trip once and got major
motion sickness. Managed to get the bus.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
To stop before I spewed everywhere.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
As I stood up, I fainted and fell face forward
into my high school crush.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Spew and a faint.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Spew and a faint and a... Don't think he kissed you. No,
he's not getting any smooches off the back of that one,
is he? Car sickness is real, says Pete. Can't ride backwards.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Alicia said, most days I'm driving the bus, so it's
very important to face forward.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
But if I'm not driving, then I'm not fussy. Backward
on a bus, shocking. Backward on a train, fine.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Who's backward on a bus?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
They do backwards ones.

Speaker 13 (35:08):
Really?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, sometimes. It's cracking, man.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
We're out here.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
In the old trains, you could switch.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
We should have asked if people don't mind sitting sideways
because they do the sideways seats.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Damn it. We really dropped the ball on that question.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Melanie said, I've answered this incorrectly after talking to my wife. Apparently,
I didn't care about going backwards. but I actually get
to see more as we discussed all of our trains
in Europe two years ago.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yes, you do. So I actually do like going backwards.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yes, yeah, yeah, great view.

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Would rather stand than face backwards, unless it's all underground,
then backwards and forwards are the.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Same thing to me.

Speaker 10 (35:40):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh, no, I can feel the motion.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Yeah, yeah, if it's dark, I reckon it would make
me feel even worse. And finally, I love facing backwards.
It's like a mystery ride as to where I'm going
to end up, says Emily. So for still a little
poll today, we asked, do you care if you face
backwards on the bus or train?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
And 57% of you said you don't mind. Train arriving.
And we're done.

Speaker 8 (36:04):
The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Somebody actually messaged in. Oh, yeah. Rachel said, I'm very proud.
I've spent over a decade on the CRL project. It's
for the next generation. It's so cool.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
And we've talked to a few people who have been
working on it, like our friend Sean over here who's
been working on it for seven years. And I said,
does it feel surreal? And he was like, so surreal.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
And everyone's just walking through like, oh, it's so new.
It's so nice. And it's like it should be overseas.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
We're kind of sitting.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
33 metres underground. So that's 10, 11 stories.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Hence why we're getting the world record for the New
Zealand's deepest radio show.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
The world record for New Zealand. A New Zealand record.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
And so this is like directly under what used to
be the Mercury.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Plaza Food Court. God, didn't we have a couple of soups?
Didn't that place do a ripper soup?

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I remember the All Blacks always used to have a
pre-game tradition where they'd go and you'd be like, why?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
And I always thought that was a real.

Speaker 6 (36:57):
Roll of the dice because you don't want to get
food poisoning because I mean, it's gone now.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
That a couple of Ds. Oh, that a couple of Ds.

Speaker 7 (37:03):
Get a Mercury Rendang in there, eh?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Get a Mercury Rendang in you.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Also, Mercury Theatre's up there. That's a theatre that was
like long forgotten, was abandoned. They've been slowly working on
getting it back together.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I've performed there once before.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
What an area.

Speaker 9 (37:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Now let's talk about the new iPhone that was announced.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Friday?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Last week.

Speaker 15 (37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Thursday. They had their big, like, event where they launch
it all. The folding is the thing that everyone was
excited about.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
I did laugh that Samsung came out on Friday with
an advertising campaign with Tim Cook from Palmerston North.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Really good ad. Very funny. Very funny. Good from them.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Really funny.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Yeah, because they're like, oh, we've had a folding phone for, like,
literally for years.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Yes, so embarrassing for you.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
But welcome, welcome, welcome.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
But there were a few things over the weekend that
have blown up the internet. Mostly for the girlies.

Speaker 13 (37:49):
Right.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
First out, that burgundy colour.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, I was just... I've got a little.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
I've got a picture of the burgundy here, but I
was looking for an official picture on the Apple website.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Because we struggled a bit with... We got the new iPhones.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Last year. Last year.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
And the blue, they had no black option. We got
the navy blue and.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
I got orange. I got the orange. I don't regret
the orange. That's weird. I don't regret the orange.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
It doesn't really bother me because I always put a
cover on it so I never see it.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
But yeah, the girlies are going crazy. The burgundy.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
It's so nice.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
It's called Dark Cherry.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah. And their official colours are black, which I love, glacier,
which is a light blue, silver and that burgundy.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
That burgundy. It's rich. It's deep. Trine. Trine.

Speaker 6 (38:31):
Trine.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
It slaps. Okay, here are the two things that have
the girlies absolutely fizzing, right? So it's a smart focus
tracking that's on the 18 and the Pro Max.

Speaker 12 (38:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
It uses on-device AI to lock into a subject and
keep them in focus even if they briefly duck out
of frame. So basically if you like hit a pose
and it works, it's going to find you that whole time.
And when you hit a pose, it'll then know to
take the photo when it's like at its best.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
So you can do a group photo?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
You can do group photos. Pose and it captures you basically.
You're just like three, two, one. It'll just go boom.

Speaker 15 (39:01):
Oh, amazing.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
It's got you. And then the other one that I've
been seeing everywhere, the fold phone, is you fold it
like this.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
And I say this with love to Michael, my boyfriend.
If your useless boyfriend is in charge of taking photos
of you during your hot girl Europe.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
And you review them back in New Zealand and you're like, cool,
thanks so much for shaming me. Clearly you never want
another man to look at me ever again.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Terrible. The new feature.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
You fold it, boyfriend's got the phone and he's pointing
it at you to control it, but you can use
the other screen on the front and you can see
it yourself.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
So you'd be like, what does that framing do? So
now it'll be your fault if the photo's bad. Drop
down low. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Drop down low. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
It'll never be their fault.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
You're like, that's crazy. Change the angle. The gut's still there.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Nothing will ever be their fault. Hang on.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
The gut's still flopping out. Change the angle.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Walk back 10 metres. Yeah. Try going high.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
You get home again from Europe. You're ripping a terrible photo.
And you supervised every single one of them. But someone's
got to be to blame. But this is so good, right?
I take a photo with you.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
And you want it to be nice, you can go, no, no,
move it up, move it up, move it up, move
it like this.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Some people just do not take good photos. They don't
know how.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
My dad can literally go this. Dad, he turns and goes,
and it's stunning. Bright blue eyes and great smile, and
he always looks happy and stuff. And then me and
mum were like.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
The Mingers of the family.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Yeah, the Mingers from the Robinson side.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You know, the trains are just pulling up on our
left and on our right. I know. And commuters are
going to work and going to school and going home.
I know.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Like Levi. Hi, Levi.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Hi.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Levi, how old are you? 12. I picked it.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I picked it. Remember I said he's 12?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
He literally said he's 12.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Because he walked up and he was like, guys, got
any free stuff? I was like, first of all, ballsy.
That's what we like to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Do you listen to the radio, Levi?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
And you listen to ZDM every morning?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yep. He's a good boy. He's a good boy.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Now, you came up and asked if we had any prizes.
We do have prizes to give away, and we said,
do you have any deep confessions that would be appropriate
for radio?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
And you said no. No, not really. He's 12. You
haven't lived your life yet. He's innocent. Yeah, haven't lived
your life yet.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I think we'll give him some noise-cancelling JBL headphones anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Yeah, we've got some JBL headphones for you. JBL noise-cancelling headphones. So, yeah,
you can listen to the show on the train on
the way to school, Levi.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
What do you hope for the day today? What are
you going to learn at school? Maths. I'm going to
start learning for Ice Stafford.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
For what?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Ice Stafford.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's basically the talent show.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
A talent show.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
What's your talent, Levi? What's your talent?

Speaker 4 (41:35):
It's a class thing. Oh, it's a class thing.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Oh, no, I'm more of a solo star.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
You couldn't be doing a team in the limelight.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Probably a builder.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Good skills. Good to see the traits.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Okay, Levi, talk to the girls. We're going to get
you some headphones. Despite not having a confession, it's absolutely fine.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
JBL headphones. Be good.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Stay in school.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Go to high school. Right now, New Zealand's deepest radio show.
We want to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
What is your deepest confession? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
It doesn't have to be naughty. It could be something,
a shame, something you held on to for a while.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
So we asked this on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
I'm going to get the ball rolling with a couple
of anonymous confessions via the Instagram. I fell down the
stairs while carrying my baby cousin and I haven't told anyone.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Sorry, what?

Speaker 6 (42:24):
I fell down the stairs while carrying my baby cousin
and I haven't told anyone.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
We'll know in a few years, Adam.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
We'll know. It'll just be unexplained. Why are they so like.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
August fell off the bed when she was a baby.
She rolled off the bed and hit the floor. And
I always remember, like, one day it's going to be in, like,
a parent-teacher thing. And they're like, she just really struggles
with basic spelling.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And I'll be like, I know why. Somebody else said,
I've done.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Nearly three years in prison and no one at work knows,
as they didn't ask, so I don't tell.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
But how did you explain the three-year absence from your LinkedIn?

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Did you just say you were overseas? Traveling.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I spent traveling without myself.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
In Premoremo. It's in Italy. It's not Premoremo. It's Premoremo.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
I want to be a mum so badly that if
I found a baby, I'd just keep it.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Okay, that's problematic. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
They want to be a mum so badly. If they
found a baby, they'd just keep it.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Wow. I mean, you'll probably be a really good mum
because you want it so badly.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
I mean, if somebody else just loses their baby because
they forgot about it and then you find it, I
think the baby's better off with you. Why don't you
just have a... Why don't you stand with someone and
not tell them?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Because that's... But maybe getting pregnant is the issue, so
she just needs to find.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Oh, yeah, right. We're not sure. That's also better than
stealing a baby. I'm sorry. It is.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
That's so morally corrupt.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I mean, they'll find out.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
On Ancestry.com in 15 years.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I know people that have done that.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I bet they have.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Who have wanted a baby so bad that they... This
is not me, but I'm not doing a I know someone.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
But it's you, and you know all the details.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
But who did the, like, I'm on birth control and was, like, actively, like, yep,
I'm ovulating. Out we trot to town.

Speaker 15 (44:08):
Wow.

Speaker 10 (44:09):
Really?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Not me.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Did the guy get put on the hook?

Speaker 4 (44:13):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
No, they did it like knowing full well they were going.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
To be doing the journey by themselves. No, the guys
never knew.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
This is wild. Okay, this is what we want to
hear from you this morning.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
9696 to text in 0800 dials at M is our number.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
As part of celebrating our deepest radio show in New Zealand,
tell us your deepest story.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Secret 33 meters underground and look at this it's working
the radio.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Oh my god it's working well i've got full 5g
bro so many people buzzing past it's amazing the mayor
just walked past before denise yeah we're in the school
zone yeah i didn't see the mayor g'day wayne um.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
We are asking now because we are broadcasting the deepest
radio show what is your deepest confession what will you
tell us alice is alice has called up alice what
is it Hi.

Speaker 13 (44:55):
First of all, long-time listeners, first-time caller.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We forgot the bell. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
We forgot the bell, Alice.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
Welcome.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Thank you for joining us on this momentous occasion.

Speaker 10 (45:05):
Oh, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
All right.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Now, give us your deepest confession.

Speaker 13 (45:09):
Yes, so my deepest confession is my ex-girlfriend. We broke
up maybe a good, like, four months ago, five months ago.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (45:17):
And while we were dating, I was using her van
to move out of my flat into my parents' house.
And I thought, you know, I'll give it a little
clean for her, and I found this diary. I ended up,
it was actually a sketchbook, so I didn't think it
was going to have any crazy confessions in it. And
it ended up, I clicked to the page, and I
kid you not, it was literally her confessing her love

(45:38):
for her best friend.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Wow. Had she written in it while you were seeing her?

Speaker 13 (45:48):
She rid it, I think, like a couple months before
we started dating.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Right.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
And when you were with your girlfriend, your ex, did
you have suspicions around her and her bestie?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh, 100%.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
Oh, right.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
It was obvious.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
But was it reciprocated? Was the bestie into her as well?

Speaker 13 (46:07):
No, the bestie was actually straight.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
I was going to say.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Is she gay?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
So you've just got eyes on that? Because she straight
sort of doesn't really matter.

Speaker 13 (46:15):
Although I never ended up meeting the best friend, thankfully. But, yeah,
it was definitely super weird.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Juicy. And she has no idea that you've read it.

Speaker 13 (46:23):
No, no, she doesn't. I love it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Alice, that's brilliant. Thank you. Message is in.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Oh, should we give Alice some?

Speaker 9 (46:29):
Oh, yeah, Alice.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Let's do a giveaway. Some JBL headphones for you.

Speaker 13 (46:33):
Oh, my God, thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
They're so good, by the way.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah, if you're on the train, you can block out
those annoying passengers next to you.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Who love yattering. Have a little yap. Have a little
yapper in a way. Well done. Thank you, Alice. We'll
sort that out. How about this one? This one's just
come in on the text machine.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
I used to be really fit, but I'd always really
been into the idea of being fat. And I've gained
50 kgs on purpose in the past five years.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Fun.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Family always said, geez, they should start working out again.
But I love how big I am, and I plan
to gain more.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
What?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Is that a thing? I don't know. How, like, bucking
the train. Oh, that one's packed. That's packed. Look at
this train. Oh, so many people. People are using the
public transport. I'm so proud of us.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
That's so interesting.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
There's no judgment.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
It's just at the moment it feels like the world is,
we keep joking, we're the only fat people left, like
the world is actively getting thinner and thinner on the jabs.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Good for you if that makes you happy about your body.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
That's wild. Okay, keep your confessions coming in.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I'm loving those.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
As we broadcast New Zealand's deepest radio show, 9696, your
deepest confession.

Speaker 12 (47:35):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
We're talking about your deep confessions because we're broadcasting 33
metres underground at the Auckland City Rail Link, Karangahape Station.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Which we believe is the deepest live radio show ever
to occur in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Ever. Suck it.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
All the other stations, you wish.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
We are here.

Speaker 6 (47:57):
Okay, so I'm just going to quickly get through these confessions.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
And stuff on text message.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
These are so interesting.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
I was a catfish for many, many years before I
realised I was actually just trans. Talked to somebody about
it and they said, do you think you might be trans?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Turns out I was. I was catfishing as.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
The opposite sex just because I wasn't questioning how I was.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
Speaking of trans, there's one right now. Train. That's a train.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Oh, Mr. Leader.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
How interesting.

Speaker 6 (48:19):
Wow. I had an affair with my family member's best friend.
I had a husband and kids at the time. Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Juicy. I don't think I've ever been in love with.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Someone as much as I've been in love with my
current boyfriend. I wish he could see himself through my eyes.
Bit of a wholesome confession.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Oh, that's so nice.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Sorry for my happiness. He's just so silly and stupid
and I love him. And he's really happy. Oh, no,
don't apologize for your happiness. We're happy now. Yeah. Everyone's
allowed to be happy.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Sorry, we're happy again.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
No, no, you're fine. Love is alive.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Love is alive.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
I told my religious, my very religious ex-fiance that I
was going away for a religious retreat. I spent the
weekend with my side piece. I eventually ended up with
said side piece, but ended up cheating on.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Her with a variety of other women, including our own
best friends.

Speaker 13 (48:55):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I love this. I love this. It's a great one.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Wait, was this a lesbian? What's wrong with you? Was
this a lesbian?

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Terrible behaviour. No, very religious. They don't dabble in that.

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Well, they do, but they just don't.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
But they do, but they don't.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
My workmate and I went on a job pick-up, and
we watched Fast and the Furious 2 at the movies,
and then came back to work and said the traffic.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Was really bad.

Speaker 15 (49:14):
Amazing.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I've started writing psychological thrillers and the psychological thrillers are
based on ex-boyfriends and I'm just quietly getting revenge by
killing all my ex-boyfriends off on.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Page without actually having to do it. I love it.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I really like when my partner goes away for work
and I have to pretend that I actually miss him.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
That's somebody's deep confession.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Sometimes a bit of space helps, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I'm going to whip through these ones we've got on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
I'm in a work situationship as well as my very
long-term relationship. One time I got caught short and locked
outside and I had to do a poo on the lawn.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
The dog ate it.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Before I could clean it up. I've never told anybody.
I found out my ex was cheating on me, so
I pissed in his shampoo, conditioner, and mouthwash. I know
I'm feral. I'm bisexual. No one apart from the girl
I'm hooking up with knows.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
I sent a nude pic to my best friend's husband
without my partner or my best friend knowing.

Speaker 12 (50:06):
What?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
We should just do the whole show like this.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
We've got the wildest listeners. I love this. I found
out I was pregnant before my partner and I found out.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
So they knew that they were pregnant but pretended it
was a surprise to them when they actually ended up
telling their partner.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
So many confessions.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
This is why we've got the best listeners.

Speaker 12 (50:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
You guys are out there living.

Speaker 8 (50:24):
The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Ronan Haley.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
New Zealand's deepest radio show ever. We're underground at the
new CRL Karangahape station this morning.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Look at that breeze.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Yeah, every time a train... Yeah, whoosh. Yeah, you can
tell a train's coming because the wind goes... Yeah, it's nice. Yeah,
it's nice.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
We're on the platform, there's trains to the left.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Here comes another train. Trains to the right. Listen to
that train. Oh, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
You should actually maybe get the roaming mic and you
go to the train when one arrives more.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
That would be fun.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Oh, you're going to be nice. Say hello to people
coming off. There's a lot of commuters. They're just off
to live their life. Now, this is going to be quick.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want your
opinion on it. It's just fool me once, shame on you. Yeah.
Fool me twice. Shame, shame, shame, shame on you.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
No, shame on you.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Shame on me. Shame on you. Fool me three times.
Shame on you is the saying.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
I went to the movies yesterday.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh, my God. Stop going to the movies. You just
bitch every time you go to the movies.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
I want to work in the movie industry and I
want to see movies.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
She bitches and moans about what's it going to be.
Someone was enjoying themselves.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
It wasn't just private.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
What happened last night? Someone was rustling their chip packet
and you got all.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Peri-menipausal.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
So I'm not peri, I'm not PM at the moment.
I'm just, I'm chill. I'm in a happy way. Yes,
did I get to the cinema and realise I'd booked
the ticket for Saturday, not Sunday? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
That didn't happen. So now you've spent a hundred and
something bucks.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Because I got the beds. I went, I was like,
we're going to go nice. And I went to see
Practical Magic. This is a very important movie to me.
My childhood, Practical Magic. And Practical Magic 2, very excited.
So Mike and I get there. I've screwed up the booking.
I'm already in a bad mode. I understand. But it's fine.
We reset.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
We get squirms. Wait, did they swap your tickets?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Sal squirts?

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Sour squirms.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Sour squirms.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Do squirms come in a non-sour drink?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
No, that's worms. That's just worms. Does the squir.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
That's snakes.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Does the squir stand for sour?

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, that's snakes. Squower.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Squower.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
It stands for squower. Get my squirms and a Coke
Zero and some poppy corn and we get to the
bed and it's fine.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
That's a healthy, balanced diet, by the way. She's gone
sugary lollies, non-sugar drink. Perfect.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Thank you. No notes.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Hashtag health, hashtag fighting the peptides. So we get there
and it's fine. And they give me a little thing
and you can go on and say, look, I screwed up,
but I did end up paying him.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I didn't cash in the ticket.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
So we get in there and the big cinemas have
got nice things and they've got these little beds at
the front and there's another couple there and there's another
couple here. And then I hear Russell and I just
see Mike look at me and know that I'm about
to ruin his day as well.

Speaker 11 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
And I just go, he goes, do you want to move?

Speaker 4 (52:58):
And I said, no, no, no, it's going to be fine.
This couple.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Stop banging the table. See how annoying that is for
everyone listening? That's exactly what it was like in your
movie yesterday.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
This couple didn't come to watch.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
It's Councillor and friend of the show, Richard Hills.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Hayley's just telling us about a first world problem, Richard.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
We'll be with you in a momento.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Join you in a second. Listen, this couple came to
not watch Practical Magic 2. They came to have an
absolute hurry about everything that they need to discuss in life.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
Everything.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
And you know, men, they're so unaware of the timbre
of their voice.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
So this was a heterosexual couple?

Speaker 4 (53:27):
It was heterosexual. Oh, I would have accepted if they
were gay.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I love a gay natter. You guys would have at
least had some gossip. It's more of a good gossip.
They talked the.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Whole frickin' movie and ate their little, like one lolly
by one lolly at a time.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
They're having a little chat the whole time. How many
lollies do you eat at a time?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Get a handful.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Oh, they're going into the bag.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
And in from the hand.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
All right.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Calm down. Relax.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Anyway, so movie ruined.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Man, menopause is going to be a nightmare with this bitch.
I know.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Don't worry. I've got a plan. So anyway, at the end,
and this is something really nasty, and I did this,
and I'll just stand by it.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay. At the end of the movie?

Speaker 4 (54:04):
At the end. They've ruined my experience. I turned to
Mike and I said, we don't go to the movies anymore.
He's upset.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Wait, so you're never ever going to the movies?

Speaker 6 (54:10):
I'm done.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
All right.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Until my own movie comes out, I'll say that.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I'll tell you what. Spoiler alert. She's a worm all along.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
She's a worm all along. So we turn and I'm
sitting there because I don't want to engage with this
couple anymore.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
They get up and they leave.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
We get up and we're packing up our stuff and
I look over towards their bed and I see that, hey, train.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Train. Train.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Train.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I think my girlfriend's on that train.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Is she?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yeah. Is she going to be on the show? Hard launch?
Are we hard audio launch? We'll have an audio launch.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
So I look over to the couch where they've been.
They've ruined my day. And I see that he's left
his passport. And I don't say anything.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Hayley!

Speaker 4 (54:47):
They're going up the stairs. And I was like, should
I say something? Should I go and go, excuse me?
I said to myself, no. You ruined my day.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
Hayley!

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Did you take his passport or did you leave it there?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I just left it there.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
It's not my business.

Speaker 6 (54:58):
Oh, God, I thought you were going to take it.
At least you can go back and get it. I
thought you were going to say you took the passport.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
No, no, no, I'm not that evil. Sold it to
an Israeli spy.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
But I had the opportunity to fix something. If there
was any other one, any other person, I'd be like,
excuse me, excuse me, you've left this. Not yesterday.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Hayley, you've got to stop going to the movies.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
I am.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
That's it, I'm done. You ruined it.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I'm not going anymore. Man, you're a bitch. Yeah, are
you hearing yourself? You're turning into a bitch. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
This is where I belong.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
The ZN Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
We're 33 metres underground at the Serao Station, Kananga Harpe,
this morning as we just watch commuters go about their day.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
Now, you may have heard us on the show joking
about the fact we've got a friend on the Auckland
Council and we're just sending them reports of potholes and.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah. Missed general things.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Have we bothered you, Richard, with a picture of a
manhole cover.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
And slightly on the wrong things so that the line
doesn't line up? That's annoying. And tiles, pavers on the
wrong way around. Yes, yes, yes. All the things that
just need to be fixed.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Did you hear Chloe Smallbrick saying, what was it? What
was her tagline? Get in quick, no one's pissed here yet.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Oh, no, I didn't hear that one.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
That's a beautiful tagline.

Speaker 6 (56:08):
No, hers was getting a lick it early or something.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's open.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Fletcher's was no one's pissed here yet.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Newly open.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Lick it now. Something like that. We're trying to prevent
that from happening. I reckon the first rat that moves
in here is going to be like, this is nice dicks.
There are traps.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
I know.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I've seen the bait stations. So the rats won't like it.
It's too clean. It's too clean. Not enough food for
them to eat.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Well, we've got to muck it up a bit.

Speaker 6 (56:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
I actually visited Auckland Central yesterday and went to the
Titanic exhibition.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Oh, you did? Have you been to that? Yeah, did
you get it off at TY Hototu Station? I did.
I drove my car. Why? What a pig. The train
doesn't go out to my house yet. I know, but
drive near a station. Yeah, that's true. What a pig, eh?
What an absolute pig. Live closer to the city. That's
absolutely my nightmare. Are you having fun down here? Thank
you for the advice. I love it.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Very cool.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
I've never, I went to the Titanic exhibition at the
old Smith and Coe's building.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
What an amazing, have you guys been? No, not yet.
It's very cool. Is it? Yeah, it's so cool.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
I love the movie.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
It's going to be out for the next few months,
so you've definitely got a chance.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
I love the movie. Hate the event. You know, I
stand against the event, the lives lost.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the movie, brilliant. I thought you
meant the event in Smith & Co.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
The actual sinking of the unsinkable ship.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
No, I'm pro-event.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Never seen the movie, stubbornly. No, but that's what made
the exhibition so good. I didn't know what was happening.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Is it because you know the ending?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I know the ending. Like Marley and Me. Yeah, I'm
not watching that either. You can know, absolutely. It's a
golden retriever. A golden retriever dies. One day I'm going
to have to live my Marley and Me. Oh, no.
Why did you do that?

Speaker 4 (57:40):
We're having a happy train day, you bastards.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
And the movie will be called Richie McCaw and Me. Oh, yeah,
that's what it'll be, yeah. Because it's called Richie. That's
what my dog's name is.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
So what did you like most about the Titanic event?
Because it's about the event more than the movie.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
There's an iceberg and you have to put your hand
on the iceberg and they're like, that's how cold the
water was.

Speaker 12 (57:58):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
I liked the part where it showed, you know, they
didn't take many pictures of the Titanic because they were
just like, this thing's going to be on the ocean forever.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
We don't need to take too many pictures.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
They didn't have phones either. No, I know, yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
They had to be like Titanic, hold perfectly still for
12 seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Did they have the door that Jack and Rose were on? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
They had a door, but that was like the doors
that were supposed to shut throughout the ship to make
it an unsinkable ship, like it had different compartments.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Right.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
What they didn't calculate for was an iceberg just tearing
a giant hole in the side.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (58:30):
That'll really put a shitter on your plan to be unsinkable.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Being torn open. But at the end, oh no, it's
a bit of a spoiler for the exhibition.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Everyone knows that the boat goes down.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah. No, but it's got this, like, graphic of everyone
that died.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Everyone that survived and everyone that died in the different, like,
first class, more people survived than died.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Just. But every other class, like.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Second, third, and the worst.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, they literally, like, locked them down the bottom.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
We know this.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
We've seen the movie. We've seen the movie. I didn't
know they locked them down the bottom because they hadn't
seen the movie.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Jack's there and he's prying the doors open.

Speaker 6 (59:03):
There's one part I'm reading about this old couple who
decided if he couldn't go, she.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Wasn't going to go either, and they lay on the
bed and died together. We know it's in the movie.
in the movie. Now I don't need to see the movie,
do I?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Don't tell us about violinists that decided to.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
That the band did not stop playing. We know this.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
It's in the movie.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Or the Irish kids and the mum.

Speaker 10 (59:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Don't talk about that.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I know we can't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Well, I know they didn't cover the Irish kids at
the exhibition.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
People were posing as women.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Men were posing as women together.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Ismay or something. Dude. And then they rescue him and
they're like, excuse me, is there a man on the boat?
And he was like, ma, do declare. And covered his moustache.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I'm just a meek little lady.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I'm just a hairy woman.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
Divert your ass.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
That's a RuPaul's Drag Race flaw. It is.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
But so you like the exhibition so much. The movie's great.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I don't need to see it. I'll see the exhibition.
He's so stubborn. He won't watch it. Like, this is
his problem. It's three hours. How long? It's over three hours.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
We need to clockwork orange him. Get him in a chair.
Get those eyes pried open.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
And watch it. And then you can have a nice cry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
And there's a sex scene in a car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
It's there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Yeah, there is. There is. That wasn't covered. And that
car was not clean. No. You cannot look at that.
Don't look at that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
The car went down, mate.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
It's in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It's in the movie. Another loss. Again, it's in the movie.
Another tragic loss.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
All right. Councillor Ritchie Nails, thanks for popping by.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Yeah, thanks for joining us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
It's lovely to see you on your commute. Thanks for
promoting our city and our beautiful new infrastructure.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Oh, no, we're very happy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I paid for this, mate. Yeah, you did. That bloody
time I got to it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
I paid for this. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
The Fletchbourne and Hayley Big Pod.

Speaker 15 (01:00:39):
Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
And today's fact of the day, because we are broadcasting
New Zealand's deepest radio show, which, by the way, is
brought to you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
He forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
You forgot. He forgot. Yeah, I was all ready to
do it. I was all ready to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
And then you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I forgot. I forgot. You forgot. Go Vaughan.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
He's trying to force his girlfriend to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
And she doesn't want to.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
She's giving you the like, I'll laugh because we're in public,
but actually not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
You know why she's not doing it?

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
She's not getting paid. She won't do anything for free.
She's like me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
We can't give her free headphones away. That's nepotism, Amy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I'm sorry. We don't do anything for free.

Speaker 6 (01:01:29):
Today's sushi of the day is eight pieces of teriyaki
chicken for $ 8.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
40.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Can you hear it, Amy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Yeah, you can put on the headphones. She just doesn't
need to talk. Okay, your born's girlfriend has taken the
train to work.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
I wonder if this is hot for a girlfriend to
watch her boyfriend do facts on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Or it could be ecky.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
This could be a new eck.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Is it an eck or is it hot? It's what
you do. Yeah, it's a job.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
It's neither hot. It is a job.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Yeah, nice. Taking the sex right out of that one.
So all this week we're talking about depths.

Speaker 6 (01:01:58):
Because we are broadcasting underground today, 33 metres down, which
is just over 10 storeys high.

Speaker 15 (01:02:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:05):
To put that into perspective. Longest escalator here as well
in New Zealand.

Speaker 15 (01:02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
But it is, so we're looking at depths all this week. Train. Oh,
that's full.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
That's packed, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Yeah, good. God, we love to see them full. Today's death.
That was a commuter. That was a laugh, I think. Yeah,
it was. That was an interesting laugh.

Speaker 6 (01:02:26):
Okay, between 1970 and 1989, Soviet scientists dug the Kola
Superdeep borehole. It was 12,262 metres straight down. That's 12.2
kilometres straight down.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
It's the deepest hole. It's deeper than the Mariana Trench,
which is the deepest place on Earth.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
And it was straight down.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Wait, what do you mean it's deeper than the deepest
place on Earth? That then makes the deepest place on
Earth not the deepest place on Earth?

Speaker 6 (01:02:50):
The Mariana Trench is the deepest naturally occurring deepest place
on Earth. So it was 12 kilometres straight down. It
wasn't a mine or an oil well. It was purely,
can we do it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Just a little fun.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
So they wanted to sample the earth's crust. What, like
kids at a beach? Keep digging, we'll get to China.
Keep digging.

Speaker 15 (01:03:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
And then you had water at the beach, and then
the walls start caving in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
And you're like.

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
And you've got to be real careful, because if you're
too far down there and the whole thing goes under.

Speaker 5 (01:03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
It's mum's worst nightmare, but, you know, dad's leading the
charge on that big dig.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
He's bought the big spades from home.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
And so then the best part about this, the Kohler
Superdead borehole, is this rumour that came out of it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Because they were lowering, because this is like, you know, 1970, 1989,
they didn't have GoPros.

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Oh, my God, what a sad life.

Speaker 6 (01:03:36):
They were lowering microphones down. They were lowering microphones down
to see if there was any sounds down there. But,
of course, it got to the point where it was
far too hot. So any audio recording that they were
putting down there was just... Burning up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Burning up. 180 degrees Celsius.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
So, you know, it's like your oven's on fan bake.
Could you do some cookies? You could, actually.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
You could do cookies perfectly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
The problem is.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
You'd almost lower it down and have to pull it
straight back up because it would take so long to
get down there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Slow cock on the way down.

Speaker 6 (01:04:02):
Yeah. And then you wouldn't be able to leave it
down there because you'd be like, oh, yeah, they look
ready by the time you got them back up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Leg of lamb, maybe. Something that takes longer to bake
than the cookies.

Speaker 6 (01:04:10):
Leg of lamb would be good, too, because you could
tie the rope around the top and kind of, like,
lower it in.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would work really well. You couldn't
do it. You'd lose the juices.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
You'd lose the juices. You'd have to have a tray
underneath to capture the juices.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
You couldn't do a chook.

Speaker 6 (01:04:20):
You couldn't do a chook because if you tied it
by the legs and you dropped it, it'd be too dry,
but it also.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Might just fall apart.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
You know, sometimes you're trying to get the bachelor's handbag out.
You grab it by the legs and you just kind
of pull out the skeleton. So that wouldn't work. So anyway,
they were lowering the microphones down there. We get to
the point where we get too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Hot and we're just like.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
But they said that there was this rumor that went around.
The reason we never heard the recording out of it
is because they'd reached hell. Satan.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Satan.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
And there was the screams of the damned souls that
far down. Because this was, you know, people are a
bit nutty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
People are a bit nutty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You look at your modern conspiracies. But this was one
of them. You're like, oh, my God, Nana, you old dog.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
What did you do to get down here?

Speaker 6 (01:04:55):
And then there was this audio that was released, but
it was just mixed. And someone said, oh, this was
the recording, but it wasn't. It was completely made up. But, yeah,
it just burnt up the microphones. But, yeah, it's the
deepest place and remains. And now it just kind of
sits there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Just don't touch it. Don't do anything. It's just in Russia.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
And they'll fill it up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
No, they didn't fill it up. They haven't done anything.
So it just sits there. Got a fence around it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:15):
I'd imagine there'd be some sort of hivers, orange plastic,
you know that plastic trellis that goes around it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Yeah, because we are soon going to talk about have
you fallen in a hole? Yeah, that's going to be good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Because we are deep, underground.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
And this just started as a hole, didn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:05:31):
Yeah, it did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
A big, neat hole that our trains drove through.

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
So today's fact of the day is between 1970 and 1989,
Soviet scientists just dug a 12.2 metre, a 12.2 kilometre
deep hole.

Speaker 15 (01:05:44):
Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley.

Speaker 12 (01:06:00):
Hayley?

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Yeah, I'm on the roaming mic.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, are you at the platform?

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
Commuters are coming off. Hi guys, are you joining the trains?
Have you ever fallen into a hole before?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
Not yet. Not yet?

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Okay, that's the attitude. That is going to be our
radio topic, isn't it, this morning?

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Because we are deep underground in what used to be
a giant hole before they turned it into a station.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I have never fallen in a hole. I can't bring
a story to this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
You must have fallen in a hole. I've fallen into
some mental holes before. The other day, I caught up
with my best friend over the weekend, and she went
into a boggy area. And she said she was walking
along and then nek mana, she.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Was waist deep. No, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I'm not doing that. Oh, whistle has been blown.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Run to the other train.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
Run to the other train. So she was walking along
and then nek mana, she's like waist deep in mud.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
She fell in a hole. That's a full train. There's
going to be some disembarkments. Ask people to get off
the train if they fell into a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Now, while the train is pulling in, I'll just say
to the dear listener, 0800-DARLS-IT-AM, text in 9696.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Have you fallen in a hole? Okay, love this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Okay, people are going to be coming off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Okay, doors opening.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
The only thing is they've got headphones on.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh, yeah, because... You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
They're just enjoying it. They're probably listening to us on iHeart,
so they'll know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're willing to take part in their
favourite show live. They will, they will. We've got headphones, headphones.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Look, no one's getting off. I'm going to ask this
young gentleman. Excuse me, young sir. Hello, I'm Hayley from ZM.
Can I ask you a question? Have you ever fallen
into a hole before?

Speaker 11 (01:07:26):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Nothing? Never? On his way. Let him go to school.
He looks terrified. See, he's too cold. He's probably fallen
into a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
He won't admit it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Have a good day, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I would have given you some headphones had you fallen in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
A hole, but, you know, here we are. He's just like,
he just wants to go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
I'm going to ask these, you know, excuse me, sir. Hi,
I'm Hayley from ZM. Have you ever fallen into a hole,
like tumbled into a little hole?

Speaker 11 (01:07:45):
A good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Sorry, I'm... No, that's okay. What you've done there is really...
I'm just asking if you've fallen into a hole. You're great.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
You enjoy your commute, sir. You enjoy your commute.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
He's wondering what the bloody hell's happening. You sort of
look like a mad woman, don't I? Yeah, you do
look like a mad woman running up to people.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Do you think it's going to be quite hard to
find people who have fallen into holes?

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
It may actually be hard.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Have you fallen into a hole?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Fletch said he hadn't fallen into a hole. No, I
haven't fallen into a hole.

Speaker 6 (01:08:14):
I was fluffing about on the top of a water
tank once as a child and stood on the concrete
lid and it kind.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Of chipped off and I fell into a tank.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Technically, no, you would need to call in when we do.
When have you broken through something?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Did you fall?

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Yes, did you fall through a roof or a lid?

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
That's not a hole. That's not a hole.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Do I need a sign?

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Have you fallen into a hole?

Speaker 12 (01:08:33):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I don't know if this is going to fly, this topic.
I think, but when it does, I think this would
be great. What about red shoes? Ask him. Go and
ask him.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
Excuse me, red shoes. Excuse me, red shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Sort of New Zealand's Conor.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
O'Brien, this guy, to paint your picture. We're doing a
phoner at the moment. Have you ever fallen into a hole?

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Am I on air? Yeah. He might be on witness protection.
He might be on witness protection. He might be about
to drop a swear word. He had a cheeky look
in his eye.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I'll just ask you the question. Have you ever fallen
into a hole?

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Okay, so I don't think this is going to work.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Have a great day, Red Shoes. You're wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Okay, I don't think this is going to work.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
I don't think falling into holes is as common as
we thought it was.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
It works on the radio because there's a bunch of
people listening and someone might be like, oh, that's me,
and they call. But I think if we just randomly
approach members of the public and be like, have you
fallen in a hole? Do you think it's borderline harassment?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I'll sit down. Okay, well, let's try this now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
9696, text in.

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
0800, dial ZM. Have you fallen into a hole? Points
if it's deep.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Let's go to Kelsey. Kelsey, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Welcome to the deepest radio show in the world.

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
In New Zealand at the moment, at present. When did
you fall into a hole?

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Hello.

Speaker 9 (01:09:42):
I fell into a hole earlier this year in February.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Oh, my goodness. Now, tell us about it. Walk us through.

Speaker 9 (01:09:49):
So, with my job, we work with contractors who, like,
hydro out, like, trenches, look for pipes and stuff.

Speaker 15 (01:09:55):
Oh, yes.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
And I'd done that, and it was about a metre deep.
And when I went to go and fence the hole off,
I walked straight into it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Oh, no. And so you're a metre down.

Speaker 9 (01:10:09):
Yeah, like, I don't... really remember exactly like the falling
into the hole. I just remember looking up and I
was eye level with one of the contractor's boots. I
was like, how did I get here?

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
It's like that one minute you're on ground and the
next minute you're underneath it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Were you on your phone though?

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
No, no, no.

Speaker 9 (01:10:27):
Like it was just a genuine lapse in concentration. I
just went to, I was looking at one of the
fences that I was going to put around it instead
of looking at the hole that I was supposed to
step over.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
I just went to it. I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Kelsey, we're going to hook you up with some JBL
noise-cancelling headphones.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (01:10:45):
Because, you know, we're broadcasting here. We've given some to commuters.
I mean, if some of them had fallen into a hole,
they would have walked away just moments ago.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
I tried to send that to the young man when
he said he's never fallen into a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
He missed out, didn't he? No, we said we weren't
going to do... Oh, we're just going to go to Kelly.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
I just noticed that they both started with K, and
I do have a story about a K-hole. Even though
we said we weren't going to because it's naughty, it's legit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
It's a legal K-hole, Cohen. Don't throw your hands up
at me like that. It's a legal K-hole. Let's go
to Kelly. Kelly, when did you fall into a deep hole?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Probably like the beginning of the year.

Speaker 9 (01:11:16):
I was trimming a hedge, and my mum had taken
off the lid on the storm drain in the front lawn.

Speaker 11 (01:11:23):
And I was trimming away in my own little world
and I walked to the side, walked to the side,
and all of a sudden I was all leg deep
in this hole.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
All leg deep.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
What did mum take the lid off that for? Stupid woman.

Speaker 9 (01:11:36):
I think she was just trying to make me aware
that it was there. But because I was moving to
the side and I'm like in my own little world doing.

Speaker 10 (01:11:44):
This hedge for the first time, I completely forgot, went.

Speaker 9 (01:11:48):
Straight down, and now I've had nothing but trouble.

Speaker 13 (01:11:50):
With my foot.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Now how did the hedge come out?

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Oh, the hedge was fine. Do you want to come
and do mine? Because I'm still waiting for one to
do it. I do have that on my to-do list.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
It's a long to-do list.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Kelly, we'll hook you up with some JBL noise-cancelling headphones. Oh, cool,
thank you. Let's go to Holly.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
No problem. Holly, did you fall into a hole?

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Holly.

Speaker 10 (01:12:10):
Hi. Yeah, I fell into a hole when I was
20 weeks pregnant. Oh!

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Oh, no.

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
I stepped out of my dad's ute to go and
close the gate, and I thought that it was, like,
really thick grass. stepped out onto it, turned out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
It was a big hole.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
It's a big hole.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, this is one I used to do at the
beach when I made a sand hole with sticks, sharpened sticks,
to catch robbers.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
And it just looked like sand. It's a light covering.
It's a light covering.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Or maybe a crime abhorrent from a young age.

Speaker 6 (01:12:39):
A small castle on top that wouldn't break it, and
then when they stomped the castle, they'd go through.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
And headphones for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
JBL noise-cancelling headphones for you as well, Holly. Just because,
you know, we're in a generous mood this morning. It's
great for the commute, these headphones. I'll tell you what, noise-cancelling,
great for flying as well. Cancel those babies.

Speaker 6 (01:12:59):
Oh, not your baby.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Not like those babies. Not your baby.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Not your baby.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
When I went out asking people coming off the trains
here at the K Road station, no one had fallen
into a hole. The text machine's full of people.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Falling into holes. Here's the legal K hole story. Okay.
I was put into a K hole.

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
After injuring my ankle, doctors used ketamine for acute pain relief. Mm.
I thought I was Alice in Wonderland, and I went
down a rabbit hole, and my friend who was with me,
I could hear them talking, and he kept dropping me,
and I smashed into a thousand pieces, and he'd pick
me up and put me back together again, and then
it would happen over and over as we were tumbling
down a rabbit hole. It was the craziest thing I've
ever experienced.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Probably quite fun in a controlled environment with doctors nearby.
Probably not a very fun, you know, important place.

Speaker 9 (01:13:39):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
You're just trying to get home. Okay, keep your texts
coming in. When did you fall into a hole?

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
When you've fallen in a hole, being that we are
so deep underground.

Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
This morning. Was a hole once, is now a train station.
I was out running.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
I fell in a pothole, broke an ankle and ligament.
Six months later, I have to have surgery to fix it.
That's an ongoing issue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
This is why you shouldn't run.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
You should never run. There's no reason to run unless
you've been chased.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
My brothers fell into quite a full offal hole once.
It was in over there. In over there, gumboots. The
offal hole scared me no end as a kid growing up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
One day this truck would come and it would have
this big thing and it would dig this massive deep hole,
had a concrete lid on the top, and you'd open
it and you'd chuck all scraps and dead animals and
stuff down it. Every time I opened it, I was
waiting for somebody to jump out at me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
I didn't have an awful hole in Eastbourne. No, you
wouldn't have. In our cottage.

Speaker 15 (01:14:27):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Wasn't that your nickname at high school though?

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Awful hole.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
The awful hole.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
In high school, it kept me in the hole. You
know the good nicknames, you can't shake them. Stacey's called up. Stacey,
when did you fall into a hole?

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
Hi, guys.

Speaker 12 (01:14:40):
It's so good to talk to you this morning.

Speaker 11 (01:14:42):
I am a long-time listener on the pod and a
first-time caller.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):

We left the bell. We should have brought the bell.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Should have brought the bell.

Speaker 6 (01:14:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Do you like trains, Stacey?

Speaker 6 (01:14:53):
Sort of, you know, sort of for a three from
three there, do you like trains?

Speaker 1 (01:14:57):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:14:58):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
That's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
You don't have to like trains to like the show.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
It's pretty weird not to like trains.

Speaker 15 (01:15:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
I know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:04):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Do you like planes, though? Do you like planes?

Speaker 9 (01:15:08):
Love planes.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
Ready to get on one any time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Let's go. What about boats, Stacey? Do you like boats?

Speaker 11 (01:15:14):
My husband's got a boat, but no, not a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Oh, so you don't like it. Do you like holes?

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
We're fast finding out about Stacey's transport preferences, aren't we?

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Tuk-tuks?

Speaker 11 (01:15:24):
Okay, so one day I was dropping my daughter in
a school camp up the coast of Thames, and my dad,
who's elderly, was like, I'll come with you because you
might get lost.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
And I was like, thanks, Dad, that'd be amazing. That'd
be great.

Speaker 11 (01:15:36):
So put the kids on the boat, we're waving to them,
and there's heaps of parents, and I'm just feeling a
little bit anxious and stuff. Anyway, while everyone's giving the
big hurrah onto the boat, I step backwards and fall
into a post hole. And everybody's like, bye, bye.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
And I'm, like, down in the hole.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
And I'm, like, what? So I get up, I pull
myself out of the hole, and I'm just like, I
just real stout, like, yep, bye, get in the car.
Burst into tears. My dad's like, it's okay, she's just
going on camp.

Speaker 10 (01:16:07):
I'm like, I fell in a hole.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
You fell in a hole. You fell in a hole
and broke your leg, Dad. Well, at least you didn't disappear.
It wasn't that deep. No.

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
No, but it did. I took about maybe like three
months of physio to sort my leg out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Oh, you were really screwed. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Yeah. I was so embarrassed.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
It was my ego as well.

Speaker 7 (01:16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
Yeah, bless my jackpot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Oh, bless.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Stacey, thank you so much. Let's get to some text messages.
Someone said, I fell in a hole which was a
spring hole and it had no bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Is that where, like, the water is coming up through
the earth? Oh, must do, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
It had no bottom. Luckily, I had plastic ducts strapped
to my back, so it kept me floating. Now, there's
more to this than.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Meets the eye.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
I don't know what's going on. Why did you have
plastic ducts strapped to your back? We're going to need
more explanation on that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah, much more.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
At primary school, I was in the 60-meter sprint finals.
I was winning, by the way, and my lane had
a hole in it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
60?

Speaker 6 (01:16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Odd amount. Odd amount for a sprint. Did they not
do 100? Is it because they're little? I don't know.
Did you never heard of 60? No, we always did 100.

Speaker 12 (01:17:05):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Do you reckon this is PC madness? Sounds like PC madness.

Speaker 6 (01:17:11):
So my lane had a small hole in it, put
my foot in it, face planted, and I didn't even finish.
Haunts me to this day. Yeah, I mean, that was
back in the day. The primary schools weren't level fields.
Someone said I was riding my bike, and someone had
taken the manhole cover off, and the front wheel of
my bike went into the hole. Now, technically, the bike
fell into the hole. They said they did face plant.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
But technically, you were on the bike.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
No, I won't accept that. Please do not message in
next time we do this topic.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Because it was the bike that fell in the hole,
not you.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
Unless we are doing a topic, when did your bike
get lodged in the hole?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Save it for that. Please save it for then. They said,
so they... No, we're not listening to it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
I will finish this story, because it's good, though, because
someone came running to them, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh,
my God, are you okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
And they were like, I think so. And he's like,
I got it all on video. And then shoved the
video into space and it went in the hole.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Quite a lot of women falling at the train.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Packed. That's a different livery on that one. Yes, it's blue,
isn't it? It's lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
It's lovely. Quite a lot of women falling into holes
at weddings with their little high heels. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Creating little holes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:12):
And falling into them.

Speaker 6 (01:18:14):
I was running to the water in the Abel Tasman
and ran on what was quicksand. Oh, shit.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
If you run quick enough, though, it won't go down,
would you?

Speaker 6 (01:18:22):
Yeah, maybe I could blame a few frozen margaritas. Where
do you get frozen margarita on the Abel Tasman?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
BYO. BYO Ninja Slasher. BYO Ninja Slasher.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Now, so that springhole situation we said there's going to
need to be more. They said, ring me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
How about the springhole?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Springhole of the ducks. We're a bit tired.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
Someone said, is my ex-messager about falling into another woman's hole?

Speaker 9 (01:18:42):
Oh, no.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Different holes. He fell in. He fell in. He fell in.
It happens repeatedly, doesn't it? It does happen. The dead end.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Podcast network play ZM's Flesh, Vaughn and Hayley and.

Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
Vaughn you're on the roaming mic you're on the platform
I am I am I'm on platform one and there's
a train coming you can feel the wind it pushes
the wind down the tunnel listen to the wind.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
I can feel it No, it didn't really pick it
up on the mind.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Now, not only are we the deepest broadcasting radio show ever,
I believe, Vaughan, this will also be a radio first.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
You will be the first ever live presenter. Live broadcast, correct,
on the CRL. Look, here she comes.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Oh, yeah, I can hear that. Rolling in.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Are you going to try? We're going to see how
long the reception will go to our wireless monitor.

Speaker 6 (01:19:28):
Well, it's kind of a line of sight, so I'm
imagining it's going to be cut off pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Okay, so you're going to be getting on the train
with the morning commuters.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
This will be the first ever, I guess, the moving
live radio broadcast.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Yes, that is correct. I'm going to be going on
the back carriage.

Speaker 6 (01:19:42):
Getting deep.

Speaker 9 (01:19:42):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Because I'm a bit of a bad daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Are you going to sit backwards?

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Or sideways? I'm going to say facing forwards. Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Are you going to take Shandog with you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Don't go alone. Yeah, Shannon's coming. Yeah, Sean's coming. Shannon's coming. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Oh, he's going on the train.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
On the train. He's getting on the train. On the train.
What are the commuters just like, what's going on here?
I don't know. We've got a bit of everything on
the train, don't we? It's great. Public transport. Can you
see me? What do you mean a bit of everything? No,
but it's just... It's not an orgy, mate. Everything. No,
it's not. Actually, Hayley, it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
And we'd like to keep it that way, please.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
We're trying to keep it clean. I've got to take
a seat.

Speaker 6 (01:20:19):
We'll find you a seat. Okay, now the doors are
about to shut.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
This is really exciting. You're on the train. I'm waving.
I'm waving. I can see you waving. Doors have shut.
Doors have shut. I'm waving. Okay, bye.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Doors have shut. Bon voyage.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Okay, lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
And now the next station you're going to is which one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
You know what? I like a public transport map as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
we're moving.

Speaker 12 (01:20:45):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
We're heading down towards the Waitemata station. Can you hear me?

Speaker 6 (01:20:51):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Is that it? Is that it? Oh, he's gone. He's gone.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
I believe we may be out. Can we get him
on his cell phone? Let's get him on his phone
because I believe through the tunnel, great reception.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Down here.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
And reason for calling. Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
What about your name and reason for calling? He's my friend.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Hello. Oh, hi, darling.

Speaker 4 (01:21:10):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Oh, you had cool screening on, didn't you?

Speaker 9 (01:21:13):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
I did have cool screening on.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
So you dropped, how long will it last?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
It dropped out pretty quick. It dropped out pretty quick,
didn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it dropped out pretty quick.
Can we do a vibe check on the train? It's
pretty quiet. People are looking at me because I'm talking
probably the loudest out of everybody. But no, no, vibes
are good. Vibes are, like, chill. People are just, it feels,
you know what, it feels new, but it also feels like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
It's meant to be.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Yeah. Very natural feel. Very natural feel. Okay. Well, you've
got to somehow find your way back to us now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
I'll work on that and I'll see you soon.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I was going to say, do you think, you know,
because we're doing the deepest show, should we tell each
other something deep?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
No, I'm okay.

Speaker 6 (01:21:58):
Nah, nah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Hayleaf.

Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
Now, this might be a bit goss goss, but Lady
Gaga is Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
That was bad. That was bad.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Mother monster is mother to a monster.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Yeah, baby. So this is all, by the way, tabloid
and paparazzi confirmed no official statement from House of Gaga.
But there have been photos and no pregnancy announcement, right?
No one knew that Lady Gaga was pregnant at all.
And now, over the weekend, stop calling me. I don't

(01:22:39):
want to buy your car. Now, over the weekend, you
make one inquiry. Over the weekend, apparently her and her fiancé,
Michael Polanski, have had a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
And so she's been photographed holding it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
Holding a baby. This was over the weekend, showing her
in North Carolina... Sorry, California, different, with the baby in
a wearable sling, walking with her husband and an unidentified woman.
So unknown if it was surrogacy, pregnancy, adoption or anything
like that. But I saw a video that was kind
of like, here, there's lots of.

Speaker 6 (01:23:16):
Because people, once these photos came out, started investigating because
she was touring.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
She was touring.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
And she would have been pregnant at the time. Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Carwin was at the tour when she would have... being pregnant,
because the baby looks about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
A month old.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
And then people are doing those video collages being like,
which you should never do, by the way, being like,
look at her stomach here, because look at my stomach
here too, and no baby.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Just onions.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
But there is, you see, in some of her dance moves,
she's made some gestures. Remember the famous Beyonce reveal rub rub?

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
In some of her choreography.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Train.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Train.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Train.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
That's one of the old ones. I've heard the difference
in the old ones and the new ones.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
Yeah, they're squeakier. She's done a few sort of like
tummy kind of reveal things and all of the costumes
kind of like, you know, doing a bit of hiding
and stuff. So hopefully, because I know that was like
one of her.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
dreams yeah well we thought we'd ask the question this
morning is it like obviously most people listening are not
celebrities but is there a reason you had a pregnancy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Oh there were so many reasons did you hide it
from family you weren't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
With the partner long term it was a one night.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Stand did you hide it from your workplace oh yeah
Although they give you all the leave, don't they?

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
So you probably won't. How long? And how long did
you manage to keep it secret?

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
Maybe it was a religious thing. You were out of wedlock.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Maybe you had it from certain family members because they wouldn't,
maybe they didn't approve.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
Yeah, you did it on your own and they were like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Yeah, well, you just didn't want to deal with them. Okay,
maybe we'll get some juicy stories. 0800 dials at Amazon
number this morning. You can give us a call as well. 9696.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
When did you keep your pregnancy a secret? Lady Gaga
over the weekend has reportedly been seen with a baby.
That reportedly is hers. And no one even knew she
was pregnant. We want to ask you, well, we are
asking you, when did you keep your pregnancy a secret
and why?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
We've got Casey on the line. Casey, why did you
keep your pregnancy secret?

Speaker 10 (01:25:16):
So my baby was my fourth baby.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Oh, yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Wait, how many kids do you have? I've got five. Five.
This was the last one? That makes it the fifth. Yeah.
You know, you hear about people forgetting about the young ones, eh?
But literally. Literally didn't hear about them.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
Literally, everybody goes on the radio and can't remember how
many she's got.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
But if you'd already had four babies, why keep the
last one secret?

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
You're on baby five, you're just like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
Judgment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
On baby five, you're kind of like, eh. Spice it
up and keep this one secret.

Speaker 14 (01:25:49):
Yeah, remember before we kept gender secret, so we thought
we might.

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
As well just keep the whole baby a secret the
next time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Right, wow.

Speaker 4 (01:25:58):
And then so what, do you just rock up to
Christmas and you're like, baby?

Speaker 12 (01:26:01):
Well, she's only four months old now, so it was
just after school holidays that she was born, the last
one of school holidays.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Wait, but where was your tummy?

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Apparently hidden.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Quite small.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Are there still people that don't know now?

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
No, I think most people know now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Right. Amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Casey, we're going to hook you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
Up with some JBL noise-cancelling headphones.

Speaker 4 (01:26:30):
Tune out those five kids.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Yeah, you need it, mum.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Congratulations. Let's go to Sarah. Sarah, why did you keep
your pregnancy secret?

Speaker 12 (01:26:40):
Oh, it was my ex kept our first pregnancy secret
at 18. Just he has a bit of a neck.
He was scared of what everyone was going to say.
We were only 20 and 21. And, like, I had
to hide in the bedroom when his grandmother came around
to make sure that she didn't notice that I was pregnant.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
What, because you've got your belly? Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 12 (01:27:00):
Yeah, I was large and in charge, so I could
not be missed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had to
hide that. And then he finally decided that it was
time to come clean. And when I was 35 weeks pregnant,
he left a scanned photo in his parents' mailbox and
they were away on holiday in South Africa and came
back to being grandparents.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:27:20):
How did they take that the first time they knew
that the baby was already here?

Speaker 9 (01:27:25):
Yeah, really not that great.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
They were like, why did you hide this?

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
When you say they were on holiday in South Africa,
are they from South Africa?

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 12 (01:27:35):
They've gone over there on a hunting safari.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Hunting safari?

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
I think we just look now when we go on safari.
I don't think we hunt.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
No, you can do culls.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Pesky rhinoceros. Yeah, pesky ones.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Pesky rhinoceros.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
They're everywhere. Those elephants everywhere. Oh, my God. That's incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Hey, we'll hook you up with some JBL noise-cancelling headphones
as well.

Speaker 6 (01:27:56):
The reason I asked if they were South African, I
can't imagine a South African mother-in-law taking well to be
kept in the dark on that sort of thing, mate.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
No, no. No. You wouldn't, would you? As a fellow
South African, no.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
Why didn't you tell me? I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
You don't have got such a maternal instinct.

Speaker 4 (01:28:10):
I would have brought home a little giraffe print onesie
from South Africa.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Yes, of course. Some messages in.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
My parents had their pregnancy for some months because dad's
brother had just announced their pregnancy the day before my
parents were going to tell the family. And they thought, no,
we'll let him have his time in the spotlight because
my uncle's partner was She.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Would have made a big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Oh, yeah. Well, there are some that keep it secret
for a little bit longer because maybe a friend's, you know,
lost a baby or had a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
You know.

Speaker 9 (01:28:39):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 6 (01:28:39):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:28:40):
When people are, like, actively trying to have kids and it's, like,
probably quite hard.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Yeah, it's a tough one, totally.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
I kept my pregnancy a secret because I was 16.
I sat school cert, played hockey, got my driver's license
and had my son in the summer school holidays. Kept
it a secret until I was eight months pregnant. My
son will be 40 this summer. In the light of
my life.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Wow. Wow. Goodness me.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
40 and you're only 56.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
But you'd be younger than all the other mums, eh?
You would be the hot mum, eh? You'd be the
hot mum.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
The hot mum. Definitely like the hot mum.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Can I date her? Because it's like kind of within realm.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Totally within it. Totally within it. You've got older mates.
Mum's young. Yeah. Don't tell me it hasn't been.

Speaker 15 (01:29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
Take it as a compliment, please.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Stifler's mum. Stifler's mum there on 511.

Speaker 6 (01:29:23):
Somebody else said, kept the pregnancy completely secret because the
guy that got me pregnant, it was very obvious who
it was, but I didn't want anyone to know. So
I kept it secret until the baby was born and then, yeah,
had to deal with that later on down the problem. Wow.
My mother, when my grandmother was pregnant with my mother,
kept it completely secret, religious reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Bit of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Catholics shouldn't be
doing it before they get married. Much like Lady Gaga.
Lots of people having their separate pregnancies.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
I think she just doesn't want all the paparazzi.

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Yeah, you know, because it gets a bit much.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Yeah, or the babababababarazzi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:03):
The ZM Podcast Network.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
This is going to mean absolutely nothing, all of this,
to either of you. And not just because you don't
have hair, but because I'm going to say the words
Christian Siriano.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Don't know who that is.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Christian Siriano is truly one of the only... One of
the only... successful winners of Project Runway, you know, the
design competition where they quickly do things like that with
Heidi Klum. He's the only one who's actually gone to, like,
respected global designer status, Christian Suriano.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
I just Googled, um.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
He makes amazing... Gay? Question mark? Oh, hard to tell.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Hard to tell?

Speaker 15 (01:30:44):
Gay?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Question mark?

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Do you think he's... He might be a little.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Question mark?

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
Do you think he.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
Homosexual?

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Partakes... Proudly gay. Hard to tell.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
Very much known for being one of the most genuinely
body-inclusive designers in the high-end fashion world.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
Oh, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Very good. But he has made a bold move this
fashion week. Oh, train. Train.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Carry on, Hayley. Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Sorry about that. It's just so hard to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
It's one of the old ones.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Very enjoyable. He's, you know, they do all their looks
and they're walking the runway and you've got to decide
what kind of hair and sometimes it's like plain, sometimes...
He has formally announced the return of crimping. Crimping.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
The dance.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
From the 80s? No, that's crumping. Crimping.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Ooh, that looks terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:31:27):
A little zigzag crimpers.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Ooh, that looks terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
Gen Zers, were you too young for a crimp? Or
were you back for the return after the 80s?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
I thought crimping was zigzag the whole way down. That's
just parts of it.

Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
So you stamp it and you stamp down, down, down, down.
But he's made a stylistic choice just to crimp in
the mid. But made huge in the 80s, big crimped hair.

Speaker 1 (01:31:46):
Are you going to crimp? Brother, I'm going to crimp.
Are you going to crimp?

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Because I've got such flat hair.

Speaker 1 (01:31:51):
Fine hair. Add a bit of volume to your hair.

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
A crimp would really do me quite well, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
You can't do that with the GHD. Do you need
a machine?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
But GHD has a crimper.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
It does.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Okay, why?

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Is it a crimper attachment?

Speaker 9 (01:32:02):
But what?

Speaker 1 (01:32:03):
Nobody's used it because it wasn't in style.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
It came back momentarily in the early 2000s, crimping. GHD's
got the waiver, not the same.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Not the same. Okay. A crimper. He's a short king.
He's 5'4. He's a very short king.

Speaker 6 (01:32:18):
Yeah, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Do we get a confirmation on whether or not he's...
Could be.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Homosexual? Could be. Do you think he might?

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Well, guys, crimping's back.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Right. Get crimping. Oh, another one in the bag.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
It's a Versace bag as well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a
review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't
sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here.
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