Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleaspahn and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletch, Fawn and Haley. Hello,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Avoided disaster this morning. I nearly used old milk three
day old milk.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Do you think this building has too much milk in it?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's sometimes it has too much milk, and then it's
got no milk, and then it's got milk that's only expired.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
There's the year You've got to check. There's got to
be a better way.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
This has to be in the top ten biggest problems
that the world's facing right now.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, you nearly used old milk for me, that's yes.
I couldn't find a top today.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
This.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think this will be in the top ten worst
things happening in the world right now. I couldn't find
a top today, so I've gone jumper only.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh wow, too hot. Wait, that's like a fluffy, itchy
looking It's like a marino. That's not often.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
South America is too warm.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
South Americans do know. We're all adding the problems. Used
my car the Jymney yesterday, low petrol. Oh yeah, she
never fills it. That's the keys.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
She hides the keys. Why does she puts the key?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I get home and I always put the keys.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I always go and put them in the end of
the bench comes the kitchen binge for that's what it's for.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
For the keys, she she just hides them will In
Ellie sometimes just drops them on the couch. Have you
thought about waking her up to start kind of a
thing where if you can't find your keys, you wake
her up?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So then where's the keys? You not where you desire? Yeah?
I found them eventually. God, life so hard, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
But I'm gonna have to fill up with on the
way home, and I hate the.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I'm going to stop for guests too. Should we make
an event out of it? Hip, let's have fun with it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You can pld to that long line at Costco where
there's like three pumps in a row, but a line
of six cars and no one's going around one of
the cars to get into the thing, and you're like,
and then you just get secret waiting, so you nip
around everybody you look like you're like, well, you.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Left the gap.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sometimes I'll just if you can see that happening, you
pull into a servo and just reverse in in front
of and cut the line.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I also think people are so scared that it's not
on their side. They'll be like, I'm waiting for that
one because that's where my flapper is.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It reaches.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Just be free.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It reaches, it reaches. You can put a little bit closer,
get right and go over a little bit for the ford. Yeah,
come on, grow up.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Twenty five thousand dollars still up for grabs with five
on time eight o'clock will give you the chance to play.
Also another waky waky call thanks to make Cafe soon
three months free coffee up for grabs to us they
are good.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Just read just as anyone line.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
If you'd like us to call you and you slip
through it, no otherwise it little jackpot if nobody answers.
So we haven't had that year because I leave my
phone on silent.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
But when I didn't wake up and I came to
with a seven, you know my phone's silent.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, I guess if you readister it and you into this,
you can turn your phone off or sit a you
know it's happening. You know what's happening. So if you
want to register for that city one lamee. We could
be calling you soon and waking you up the top
sex on the way. Yeah. The police, the New Zealand
police who by the way leaving the country and droves
oh to Australia, where they're like, come on over, you

(03:28):
can be a constable here to no questions asked and
we'll pay.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You a whole step more.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You got to go to call outs of snakes and
stuff crocodiles and.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
They're like, I reckon, that's the least worst call out
you could get when it comes to being a police person.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Murder. If I was, if I was just dealing, if
I was just a snake cop, yeah, I'd have a
knick boots snake cup. That could be a great new
TV show made of snake.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So when I walked in and they'd have those little
stir up what those things on the back of the
cowboys stirrups, yeahs oh he's here, and they'll see the
skin yeah, and then gets.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Them and then they're in the car.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, he's got hard boots and high expectations. So the
New Zealand police who were just seeing them leaving to
go to Australia to be snake cops are likely to
get forward rangers police new police wagons and it makes
perfect sense. I've got the top six reasons please should
have been driving ranges all along, because you've got is

(04:32):
it a hypotheses that ranger drivers are all a holes?
You do?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Well, he's actually got scientific research that it's a fact,
personal research, scientific research, right, n z T A research
ranger global.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Just just if they're they're driving a ranger, they are
a loose unit.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Okay, yeah, and now the police, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
So what's the top six dealings to six reasons the
police should have been driving them all along? There's similarities
between the police and Ford Ranger d others.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Play Citiums, Fledgwall and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well the magazine they still makeing magazines?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well yeah, I mean I think Home and Garden, House
and Garden. You walk down the isle at the supermarket
and the magazines is so many still.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Because I've started buying them New Zealand House and Garden.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh that's a sign you're getting old, I know.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
And I've turned into my because I told you she's
had every single issue since time and so even when
she's overseas, I have to buy them for her and
then I read them and I enjoy them.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, Travel and Leisure it's a magazine but also online
as well. They had a massive poll, a couple of
hundred for them, A couple.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Of one hundred thousand people voted for their favorite city
in the world.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And the wheel. Now Queenstown is the best city in
New Zealand yet asterisks. Technically only thirty thousand people actually
live there full time.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So what does that mean? It's a town more of
a town. I always thought Queenstown was a city. No,
not on.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
The if they read drew the matt if they readrew
the town limits, it could.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah. So that was the best New Zealand city.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
That finished third out of the Australia New Zealand category,
behind Sydney and Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Oh yeah, Sidney's a shithole.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'd live in Melbourne. Melbourne, Sydney shold.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Australia Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
There's a part of Melbourne that's quite cool.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
But if you go out, yeah, it's Hamilton and you
guys are alwayshpp on Hamilton, So it's burbs. Are Hamilton
burbs out of Australia New Zealand Where Sidney, Melbourne Queenstown, Auckland, Hobart.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I'd love I would love to.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I've never been, but my dear Fridlands Army, Yeah, filmed
over there for months and months.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
As she played. They loved And it's very arty.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
And this news ms.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Outdoor like hikes and beautiful.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, gorgeous. Okay, when it well, we're pitching for a show,
Hobart show. This feels like Hobart radio show. We're pitching
for a trip to Hobart.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Flitchorn and Haley live from.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Hobart, from Hobart, Hobart, Fletchmorn and Hobart. You don't need
to come that so many money, what h would be Hobart,
You're perfect. You could just do it from just have
Fletchhorn and Hobart. No, but I'm the h Hobart and
then Haley and Hobart. Too many h get on board.

(07:34):
You know Hansen, you know that Hally, Hanson.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Flitch Thorn and Hobart, Sprout and Sprout.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
You changed your name to Hobart, you go by your
last name, and you change your last name to Hobart,
then you can come Hailey Hobart, Hailey Hobert.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Really good names, actually really good name.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hey Hobart. Yeah, no, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're not coming now, you're not coming for it's already Hailey.
That's very whole.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yea, that would be so confusing for people. Well, when
it came to the top ten cities according to readers
of Travel and Lizia, when it came to in the
world Portugal number ten, Funchal, Portugal.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's a country, yeah, but the town of or the
city I've never been. He's learning a lot about countries.
Bought in Indonesia is number nine. That's like rules, yeah,
but is it a citylett Is that the monkey forest? Yeah, yeah,
it's not. It's tiny that it's not a city. Was
a province. It's a province, but it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Tokyo, Japan was eight, Bangkok in Thailand, number seven, Florence
and Italy number six.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I was changed my I was also in Italy, but
I don't go on. There's one from him.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah, that's the only one you'll get today. Chang my
Thailand was five, Hoyan and Vietnam, which I have right, sorry, like.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It has just sitch or flinch for.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Kyoto and Japan is not just a protocol, it's a
it's a hell of a place of visit apparently. Yeh,
number three on the list Uni pour in India. I
don't know if I'm saying that right.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Definitely not saying right right, Yeah, because I paused, didn't I.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
The number one city according to readers of Traveling Lisia
is in Mexico and it's San Miguel. And I know
it's a really small town, like maybe just out of
Mexico City.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
What was it good for?

Speaker 2 (09:52):
One's like a cute old town. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It is the number one place in the world and
it doesn't. It's not like a beachy city. It's just
a small old town. I don't know what it's got
going on.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It looks beautiful. No, ha's got good drugs.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I don't know what's gootto San Miguel. Dear alga, San Miguel.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh, for God's sake, it roll off the tongue, man,
if you know what I mean. A few San Miguel's,
a few San Miguel's in this time.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
But did you google it?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
It doesn't look I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
It looks like.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Really traditional what you imagine old Mexico to look like.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, maybe that's it's got a real.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
It's colonial. It's described as a colonial area era city
in Mexico's Central Highlands is known for us Baroque Spanish architecture.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
But then that's like everywhere in you know, South America.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
It's of America.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
The diamond doesn't what.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
You can do when you're rock into one of these
areas with a huge army in the sixteen hundreds, some
the entire local population and set up and do whatever
you want.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Well, it's whether it's local resources. It's amazing what you
can do.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Cut through the rede these houses have Resource Management Act.
Somebody insulation standards. Give me a breakup through the.

Speaker 6 (11:18):
Red tape plays Fletchborne and Haley.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
F Hally, silly little pool. It is so silly, silly, silly,
that silly little poo.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Silly little silly. Today's silly little pole is immediate sex
thing in a new relationship of red flag.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Even in like even like does some tender let's just
get to do you know what I mean? As a
who's luturally never used tender. If you're on tender, doesn't
it does it sort of indicate that they would be
no people are there the menu.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yeah, people there love Well, you would need to ask them,
do you have you dined with us before we do
things of.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
What kind of smatter you with erotic lines?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
And judging first course your feedback, I will then either
pull back or go forward.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, go for how good's a bit of flirty texting,
I got a winky winky, a little bit of photo sharing.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, it's the results quite one sided.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yes, it is a red flag and a new relationship
to sex immediately.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Seventy three percent of people said that it is. Twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Is that that right?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Twenty seven percent of people said no, not a red flag.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, let's get us some feed now your theory there,
fletches that though we've heard from our mail listeness.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah, well you would say that our respond it female
Carmen just get it, get it's fresh on tap loll Yeah,
she's out for it.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Watch out, Carmen san Diego is out to get it.
Where on earth is she?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
She's in our DM you, Gwyneth says, yes, gwyn massive
listener of the show. I just feel like it indicates
hooking up as their main goal. So fine, if that's
what you're going for. But a red flag if you're
wanted something a little more long term. Yeah, fair, okay,

(13:36):
Kaylee says, I think a little bit of seasoning keeps
the taste buds tantalized.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh hello, Mary Poppins.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
She's probably got all the flavors of those what are
those mart those bottles of seasonings you get at the
supermarket Master Foods. It's probably got every single one, all
the seas, spices, spices and describing something like exciting, and
you're like, she's got she's got all of them. She's

(14:04):
got mixed herbs. Probably she's got paprika, but smoked paprika.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Got the garlic salt one? Do you think she's got
I don't even have glic garlic celt rules do you rein?
You have Chinese? She's got a star rain made a
Chinese based stew.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
There.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
They heavy on these star rainers both they can't. The
only thing that's good for is a muld wine. The
star rainers.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
No, I'll put it in.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'll put it in.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
One sort of Chinese Chinese dish had a mulled wine
vibe beef I was I was for. It was like
a stew.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
And it's a no from me.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Do you know stew.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Nah had too many stews growing up, just the cheap
frozen ship vegetables.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
What are we putting a Chinese stew on rice hym
or box choices my carb of choice, stay bob choic.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Choke me every time I tried to to floss my
teeth while I'm eating.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Let me he tries to floss my dangly but the
glave that hangs down tries to strangle that off every time.
So Kaylee see a little bit of season and keeps
the taste. Budter tenalized, I don't want your dick peck straightway.
I don't know. I was gonna say deepak and then
Dick just flopped out, and which is back in the clubrooms.

(15:27):
I don't want your d perks straight away, but you
can tell me I'm as hot. I'm hot as much
as you please. Okay, you're nice.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Zachary says, what are we in high school? Grow the
if up?

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Now?

Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't know if he's pro or con by that.
It could go either way.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Goodn't the kay.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Sam says to me, it means they only want one thing? Yep.
Ashley says, hey, Siri, play Elvis. You ain't nothing but
a horn dog.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah, you ain't horner, Charles says, as one of those
Homo six jules, it's most of our relationships start with sex.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Thing. They do things backward, stop by the gates, that's
the way to go. Or are they doing it? I
think they could be. I don't know that many homosex
they're prepp.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Now are they doing what? I know?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
I told my mum oversees what prep was because one
of my Game of Sexual friends was sharing a story
which I had enshared with my mother, and she said, well,
you tell them. I hope they've been careful. I said, mother,
there's prep. Let me tell you about prep.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Prep won't start the gon rhea or the chlamydia.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, but antibiotics for a week.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Grow up, you can get over it.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, probably good to have. Andrew Bodick, you've renowned the
give yourself, give a wash from top to bottoms.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
That you've got to wash the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:57):
The washer must be washed. They want you to buy
that expensive dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You have to wash the dishwasher water system.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't believe.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Okay, how do we get from unprotected sex to washing
your dishwasher. I don't know, because that's what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's a little round antibes.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
We all have heard Fergie's rendition of the very Difficult.
By the way, it's one of the hardest national anthems
in the world, the American national anthem at the NBA.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
It's so bad and this is.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
It's a long time ago, and I don't think she's
ever lived it down.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
This bit's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Affection watching Steph Curry's on the sideline like trying not
to laugh.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's terrible.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Anyway, this has been Oh gosh, she's going for the
big she got there, but it's not nice.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, so Fergie and that was deemed the worst national
anthem rendition of all time. Right by like a star,
there's a new there's a new candidate for worst. This
is Ingrid Rness and dress and dress, ingrid Andress. She's
an American country music star. I don't know his stuff,
but she's been Grammy nominated, won American Country Music Awards.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
She's a big deal.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
She sung the national at the.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Was a bas game.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Yeah, and people are saying this is the new worst
version ever.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Say it's bad.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's bad.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
The oh darling oh no, see that's not even in
the same scale.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
And you can sell and you can see the players
as well, and even the a couple of times entire massively.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
It's it's the derby game. It's like between two of
Texas as big as baseball teams.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
The stadium is larger than anything New Zealand has ever seen.
It's like mcg side Stadium. Yeah, and the whole parts
the crowds like, oh, forget about it. They are so
they turned from Texans to New York. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
So everyone's been laughing about it overnight, and as of
forty five minutes ago, she has released a statement okay,
because we can't be ignoring this. It says, I'm not
gonna bullshit, y'all.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I was drunk last night. She's cooked, she looked.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
She did.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Then when she says she's drunk, you're like, oh gotcha.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
She was like, I'm going to have to do this performance.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
She's obviously been on stage, but it would be different
standing in the middle of a stadium because you'd see
but a Dutch courage, you record, but at Dutch courage,
I'm going to need a drink or two.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, maybe that's and she just got carried away. I mean,
that's not a drink or two though, is it. That's
a karaoke level. It's three am, and I'm saying, let's
go to kro Do you know what I mean? She said,
I'm sorry. I'm not going to bullshit, y'all. I was
drunk last night. I'm checking myself into a facility today
to get the help I need.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
That was not me.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Apologize all the fans in this country I love so
much for that rendition. I'll let y'all know how rehab is.
I hear it super fun.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I hear it super fun sounds she sounds fine. She
does sound fun.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
This feels a little bit.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I mean, maybe she does have a problem with drinking,
but it does feel like a sort of a publicity
need it.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know, I'm going to comply fix us. But I
think she just had a big night. I think she
just got as you say, nervous. Yeah, I had got on,
had to had another and you know what, and then
she stood up and her legs are a bit funny.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
She was like, oh, or maybe she.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Had that thing when you're you're your super boos and
you hear yourself and you're like God damn is that
Mariah carrying the room?

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Play play from the panoramic z M think tank.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
This is the top six.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Or was that noise?

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Just read it up for the top six. That's great. Well,
the New Zealand Police are getting Ford Rangers. This is
a problem with the top sex.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I often write it and then have to go read
the story.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Because you put all your energy into the creative site out.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
So New Zealand's most popular. The Ford Ranger is joining
the police.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ford Force. Yeah, the New Zealand Police have used Ford
tail stars. How embarrassing. That's embarrassing. When did the Ford
When did the police use fordtel stars? Is that community
constables back in the nineties.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
For export? I know it's a funny little car.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Wasn't it a mum car? Mummy?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah? The Towster, the Ford Explorer, the Ford transit vans
and Ford Falcons have always been a roller in the
New Zealand place. But now that the Ranger will be
added to the list. I talk a lot of smack
about ranges, but I tell you what, if I had
a Wild Track Ranger, I'd.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Be pretty stoked.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, because you get passed by them in your little Jimney,
and you get all upset because they're up your ass
because you're driving seventy and one hundred and the flash
in their lights, and because they're so much higher than me,
because they're on ridiculously high tires.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
For a time, why does an urban plumber need that
big of tires. He just does.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
He's got to plumb up a mountain. He'll never plumb
up a mountain. And he's at such a height that
when he full beams me, it's right in my own
I know you don't like them, he doesn't like it
at all. Well, the top six reasons the please should
have been driving Ford Ranges all along? There's similar it
is yes, today's top sex and number Sex says. Both
of them are ayas right up your ass. Yeah, I'll
say it to police and Ford range.

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Just go around me, go round me, change lanes.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Tried to get out of the way. I tried you.
You should be in the left lane. Always live on
the left flame.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
You're a left flame princess. I'm a left flame princess.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yes, Number five and the less of the top sex
reasons please should have been driving ranges all along? Both
are a law into themselves, one because they are literally
the law, and the other because no, no, when you
buy a Ford Ranger, they.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Tell you you are now above it.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I think, so you know to do whatever you.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Want with it, like a renegatives again, like I totally
love one.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, big jacked up one mass of ridiculous wheels. Yeah yeah,
that's hot. Yeah, like a hard like keep it as
a yute, but have one of those slide out hard
tops to the h Yeah. But if you need a
big load, you can still reck it right back like
a roll of It makes the tray so small. Yeah,

(24:03):
but then if you want to put something in the tray,
probably good for my shopping. Great, he's got the beck.
Just got a great you're king a bag of Cosla
in the back of the Ford Rangers. You drive twenty
five meters from the soup bucket to your house. Yeah,
basically it seems like the perfect use for it. Number
four on the list of the top six reasons please
should have been driving Ford Rangers along.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
There's similarities.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Are both of me known to run people off the
road the police, yep, run people off the road criminals
generally Ford Ranger drivers running.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
People of the slow people are in their way like you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Number three on the list of the top sex reasons
please should have been driving ranges all along. Both are
feed by nineteen year olds and flat peak hats driving
lowered old Japanese imports without a warrant of fitness.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, you're not wrong.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Ford Rangers love getting right up behind them, drive right
over the top of them. Yeah, they probably go those
monster trucks, especially once one of those big, big six
Ford Ranges and there's a wheel.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Had a big like grilla.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, bit of a bit of maybe put a rambar
or bull bar in the front of that boy driving.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, it just adds another inch, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
A bit of a souped up exhaust system? Oh yeah,
I got a real intimidating brow going on with the
massive bulldog of the vehicle. And number two of the
less of the top six reasons police should have been
driving Ford Ranges all along.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Both look best in blue or black. Yeah, good call.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's the police look great in their blue or black uniforms,
and Ford ranges look great and blue, and they look
great and black. Sweet, I'd get it. I'd get a
black one, and then I'd put a fusion car system
in it taste just besides your shopping. There's two twelve
inch subs. Yeah that's hot man. The cops and they've

(25:54):
got the window down. They got the cop arm now yeah,
tight sleeping remember stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
It's commit a crime to be pulled.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Over and number one of the list of the top
sex reasons please should have been driving Ford Rangers. Along
their similarities, both Ford Rangers and the police will mount
a curb to get around traffic that they don't want
to sit in. Yeah, we're just getting out of the supermarket.
Can be a bit is because you go right over
the garden.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, you know in the jymney.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
He does.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
He does go through thirds, go through things because it's light,
it's nimble.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It's a cute little forward.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
You're going to float high. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, anyway,
they black Forward Ranger. You can grow wheels on it.
We can dream, Yeah, we can dream a wild track.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Slims, Flabe and Haley.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Apparently this is the first time this has been looked
into classic when it comes to women's health.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, tampons, the first time there's been a study.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
No, no, no, the first time there's been a study
into the toxic metal content of tampons Panterra.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
We took a metal that no.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
We're talking lead, arsenic and ca, cardmium, cadmium, camm there's
in batteries. Yeah, man, putting a not fannies.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
This is a world first study remote not ladies bits exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
University of California, California did a study looked at thirty
tampons from fourteen different brands worldwide, okay, and assess the
levels of various metals present in the tampons.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
In every brand there were high levels of these metals
Oh wow, that you were then putting.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Into your body.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
They are suspecting that it's happening during manufacturing of the tamise.
Are also suggested at the cotton that the material that's
that they use for it could be absorbing metals from water, air, soil,
or nearby contamination and the actual cotton fields.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
That was my question, how does it get into the product.
It's either making of the thing or the growing of
the cotton.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Now they're looking into what it means if you put
this metally tampe and you're fatge Okay, great, yeah, and
that's that's TBC.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
But that doesn't feel good. No, it doesn't sound like
that's a good thing at all. Now I've long since
turned my back on the tampon. Got a time for that.
I'm all about the undies, period unders.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I always keep some tampons on hand in case I'm shot.
You've always got one in a handbag.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Larger tabunters take them in case they get shot.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
But there is incredibly absorbent. They do and say, that's
not a thing. I've played in a video games to
know it's a thing.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
I wouldn't be shoving a tampot in a bullet hole
well range of little ones, because I don't know what
kind of bullet I'm gonna get hit by.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
You know what's funny is so this, So many men
think that when you get super tampons it means you've
got a beg of vagina. It's not you've got a
heavier float. It just more it's got nothing to do
with the size of your fanny. So they're all the
same size.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Some of them are slim to insert.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
With no but supers are for big fannies.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
The bigger tampons of a loose lady.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Do you think that like tampons have declined in sails
because with all like the carps, the moon.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Camps, the period undies, the free bleed. If I was
period unders, if I was a men straight, but.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Period ones for me, it's the best. I can't believe
that this wasn't a thing earlier. You just change the
type of undies you wear, and it's good. You feel,
it feels good to it feels good to bleed.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It does rather than the tampo. They're no, no, no, no,
not for me.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Sales are only increasing and temp and you know what,
people are flushing them down your toilets. They are.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
This is why you've got to have if you are
a male dominated house, this is where you have to
have a bin in your bathroom.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Otherwise we've got no choice. Yeah, that's why I've got
that one with the censor for my guests. He doesn't,
and the lady comes by, The lady comes by.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
All your female friends, one of whom doesn't menstraight. For
all the women that flood to your.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
House, he actually gets one of those sort of what
are they writ to kill or whatever, rent to kill
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, tampon things. And the only thing I hate when
I go to your house and use it is that
you can hear it. I don't have a bit though.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I've never menstruighted at your house, but women would have.
They're flushing them down your toilet.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
No not, it's terrible.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
You could have a huge bill on your hands. I'm
gonna I need a little sign in mine. I'm on
a very technical graywater system. I can't be having to.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Sign one of those airbnbs.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Don't flush.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Paper, paper, people and paper and stuff, peace poos, paper
and bonds. What about actual peas, the vegetable because what
about paper as in like an a force? No, preferably
not have to be more.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Because papers technically cardboard as well. What am I putting
a box down there? I'm folding up a box and
flushing it down your toilet.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
I don't have to be more specific with your sign.
I think in Z says it's a myth of the
tactical tampon for gunshot wounds. Don't use tamps for gunshot wounds.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
I told you to our hunting listeners. Don't put a
tamp on your.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Belof fled thorn.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
And when I was in Italy.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Recently there another one another one a different sounding bell bell.
Oh do you know what I actually.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Bought in Italy an antique bell that was the bell
to a monastery and you turn it from the like
a door bell eighteenth century and it goes, oh, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
I could bring that in as the Italy travel bell.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
But do you know what, It's been so long since
I've been in a country that doesn't speak English is
its main language, that I was like, I felt so
paralyzed by it.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
A lot of the time I forgot.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
And I didn't even think to like look into learning
some I just was like, oh, and then I forgot
that you should do that, and I found it's so hard,
especially because I was in this little village where it's
not like you're in Rome and everyone just speaks English anyway,
so it's fine. In the stools, we're like, they just
didn't understand. So then I just couldn't have things sola.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
But you were with your parents semous know a little.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
My mum's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
She's definitely like taken time to learn it, and she's
done lessons and she went to Italian language school and
all this kind of shit.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Because you know, I'm level four hundred due Lingo speaks
in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
You couldn't even say that Mexican.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I'm not up to that in due lingo that I've got.
Taken a pause from the duel lingo, say something else
other than a la lah okay, so vesa.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Okay. This is perfect.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Because there's a study for there's a group called Chatterbox
and they look at languages, a study about what people
bother to learn before they go overseas, like the most
common phrases that people are confident in being able to
say in at least a free language, hello, yep, thank you,
thank you, excuse me, excuse me, as in like excuse

(33:41):
me or excuse him one whatever, or like yeah, can
I get your attention, which is usually what you'd say,
you say, excuse me?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
How much is that? Toilets and span it like where's
the toilet? Where is the toilet? Is the fourth one yeap,
so hello the chick?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Thank you? Excuse me?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
No, not that winter quants. The fifth one is can
I have a beer?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Ordering alcoholic beverages. That's about numbers, No people, don't you.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Just do your hands? Yeah? True? Three point three? Yeah
yeah yeah, I'm just going to less of how to
say beer and other languages okay, because when I do
you want to go?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I would like to go to Thailand. That's quite a
difficult language. No, that's chang. Yeah, chang. Is the beer beer?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
B I a beer?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Yeah? What if I wanted to go to Kazakhstan. They're
going to a lady.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
It's it's got those Russian bits.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'll give it a go a C and then like
a bee, but the bees real small and I without
a diet and then a p A.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Then come on, okay, here we go my ad pronunciation.
It says that it's that's also the word for cheese.
Oh yeah, yeah, kee? Is this a google? Are you

(35:19):
going to make it say it? That's what I was
just gonna know.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I just own un less a brewery printed how to
ask for a bear in all these other countries.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, but surely this brewery is not going to put
Kazakhstan on the list.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Side note.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
While you're can you can you get the pronunciation of
how to say beer in Kazakhstan? Side note And as
part of the study, people admit it to focusing on
learning the first half of phrases and and rest assuring
that they could finish it in English.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And I did so much of that, Like we went
to France, and I should know French. I learned it
for six years, and I was like, excuse you are
in that dress.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Half the.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Swimming, swimming, shopping more.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
See if you play so that, everyone.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Just goes like ah, if you give it a go
at the start, usually you can kind of then describe
the topic.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
The French, though, they're not forgiving. They you know, out
of anyone, when it comes to trying their language, they say,
the main thing is like, you've got to give it
a go. You've got to at least acknowledge that you
are trying. They say the same in Greece. Greece people,
Greek Greece people.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
Greek people are very proud of their language, and all
they want to hear is you saying at least one
word or two to go. I'm not just going hi, Hi,
Can we have a table for four please?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah? And they're like, we're here, you should know how
to speak, olle.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
We're here keeping your economy alive with our tourism, and
odd like there, where's your toilet? Where's your tall? Because
of all this, I need to get a way too
much time. I figured out how to ask for beer
and comes out seventeen past seven Stranger Things. That's season five.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
They're all four adults.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Now, I assume this is going to be following them
missus children and one of them, at least one of
them's married.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Play That was a Max.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That was the d DJ did you in the house?
I was like, what's happening, what's happening, what's happening? Stranger Things.
She's like thirty now, and now Bobby brown doov is
turning twenty. She was ten years old when she started

(37:37):
working on Stranger Things the first season. We're going to
get season five of Stranger Things. Yesterday it was all
teazy drops and first looks at Vicnor and all of
this because they did but they didn't announce that they
were going to do a drop.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
They were just like, it just happened.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You done. Got very excited. Have they finished filming? I
don't know. I don't know whether it's in there filming.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Girls, you can kind of go right, we'll take the
boobs down, and we'll cute you up and blow out
your cheeks and give you a bit of blush and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
But the boys start to grow deep voices, especially on
the show.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Has gone from this like hie he goes now he's
like right, So what was announce dart? Kind of what
was teased?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
What was dropped?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
First look at Vicna the fact that a New Zealand
is going to be in it. A twelve year old
called now now Fisher, Now Fisher is going to be
in it?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
How exciting for us? We love it when one of
our own.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Born in the UK and only twelve years old. But
we're like, wait, is she half Keebley or something? Because
she's she's done Evil Dead Rises, which was filmed in
New Zealand mostly news out she's been She joys the
esteemed ranks of a of a guest appearance in My
Life as Murdered with Lucy Lawless and al very own

(38:56):
Hailey spros Brow Catch Catch Me on the on the
Shore Catch Me.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Second season five?

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Actually must have missed the audition, notice that one must,
especially because I could got such a great American accent
that I've been working on for so long.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Do you know it's very good? Oh my god, We've
got to get to factor where is.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
He doesn't save yourselves kids, save yourselves?

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Time for me?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Are you playing like a mum character?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Look? You know, I'm hating aging, but I'm not dumb
enough to think that I'm one of the curds. They're
all aging all these kids.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Now, they're gonna have to aid you up. Something rotten
for you to play a mother.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
You've got the acting chops. I sure, do you go?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
We gotta kill these aliens dead? Whould they stand?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Aliens?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Obviously down and down Underland? This the upisode down. My
daughter August huge stranger things about this. She came out
said she's like, guess what this noise is?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
I wouldn't show me.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
It was on a screen and was playing it and
I was.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like Vicna, and she's like, we expect nerd out over
Stranger Things, which she's absolutely you know pumped.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah, I hope for some more Metallica this season. Well
that's what got her into Metallica.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Yeah, I got her into this is Her introduction to
old music has been because it's said in the eighties
Stranger Things?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Should I say?

Speaker 1 (40:18):
How should I go?

Speaker 9 (40:20):
Run?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
For the film? Yeah, Kate boys running up that Hi?
I mean that was the introduction everybody for Kate Bosh.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Wasn't it good?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
She was really?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
We played her a lot last year didn't. And then
there's another old like it's a real past the Duchy.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
But they left when they're in the van with the
Stoners and I'm like, as long as you When have
they said season five's coming? Still don't put an exact
date on it.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Producer Jaron has just informed us I believe they're halfway
through filming season five.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Okay, so yeah, so we're gonna.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
And will be because we've got severance update twenty twenty five.
January twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Oh, that's Miserable Master Away and that was what three
years ago?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Yeah? Man? Was it?

Speaker 6 (41:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
No, not quite. I've only been here two and a half.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It was two years ago. Tops started twenty twenty three. No,
started twenty twenty two, started twenty twenty two. It was February.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Fifth episode was eighteenth and fifth twenty twenty two ago. Yeah,
and so this it will be three years by the
time it's started next year.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Forgot one of the best I've actually been watching because
I I didn't watch anything while I was on holiday
wherever I may have been.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
And it Lyn Costa. That's me shopping, Hey, Costa.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
I've been watching. I've been watching quite a bit. I
watched The Man with a Thousand Kids. There was another
documentary that was about a cereal. It was that was
the doctor that impregnated ivy of patients with his own.
He was a donator and then he went through all
these different places and all these different countries. He's a
tribal blogger and he's got long blonde hair, and all

(42:07):
the women were like, hell, yeah, that's great, but.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Doesn't he also have a genetic condition.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Thousand spoilers, thousands of kids worldwide.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
And then so now they're looking into the psychological effects
on the children as they grew up, knowing that they're
one of thousands of siblings.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
And modern day gingers can if you will.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, and then one of the mothers, you know, talking
about their toddler. But they've got to start forward thinking
about this thing. This isn't a spoiler. One of them
was like, I'm going to have to. They're trying to
create a log of all of the kids that he fathered,
and as they grow up, they'll have access to the slogs.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
So then when they hook up with someone, they can
be like, got to check.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
My log.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
That there's only ways Wait, where is this documentary? Netflix?

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Half half brother. No, no, step brother, help me.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I'm stuck in the only if he's stuck in the
washing machine. That's right, he's stuck in the washing machine.
She machine.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I also I'm a bit predictable because I've just been
working through Netflix again. I've been watching the Dallas Chip.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Watching that, and I've been catching but some pieces of it.
I was like, man, how much money do they earn.
She's like, they've all got other jobs. One of them
is like a special needs she looks after special needs children.
And then she goes and dances to the desk. Now,
so this is about the Dallas Coboy cheerleaders, the most
famous cheer squad in the world. Right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
And then I also watch Worse Roommate Ever, which is
about roommates that murder their roommates.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
That's pretty bad. Roommates dishes on the ground, No, no,
no murdering them eating your food and it. Yeah, no
chopping you into pieces. I don't watch that sounds like
a downer.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Play play producer, Shannon. I have never said a bad
word about you other than you are.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I've seen quite a few of you know, when we
go for coffees, just the three of us, sometimes we
just rap into the producers, don't we.

Speaker 7 (43:57):
Yesterday you made a joke about me, though, what do
we say? You said that I wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
We didn't make a job about that when you said.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
That people who came from my past station were all bad.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
And that is no, no, no, no, no no no no.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I just said, oh no, didn't we have a real
rough last hire from that station? For well knowing you
were the last? I was yeh, god, yeah, I'm a
bit so the lion in the sand. We weren't allowed
to smack your kids anymore?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Should we smack?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
She didn't like it, eyebrows just she.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Looked me in the eye. Now, so what happened yesterday?

Speaker 5 (44:44):
So?

Speaker 6 (44:44):
I lived in an apartment and to do the bins
you have to go down the elevator, so you know,
you go up and down quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
How good a shoot be?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Know?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
My friend that lives in Melbourne has a shoot. They
don't have a shoot. The massive apartment building that Shadow's
dad used to have with it, it was a what
do you create a shoexternal shoes?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
You know when construction companies are building they do it.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yeah, a great idea, just chuck stuff off the balcony.
She lives in Central Auckland. She doesn't have a shoot.
She's going to use her legs.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
Yeah, so you have to go in the elevator. And
if I'm going to like the real world, I'll, you know,
wear real clothes. But if I'm just going to the
bin room, I'll just wear like pj's and slides like,
you know, you're just going down an elevator to a
bin room and then back up to your apartment. So
I went down in pj's and my grimace purple fluffy crocs.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I see those, McDonald's said, the crops.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
They gave a lovely gift, and I see them every
now in the laundry and the laundry at time I
crack up laughing.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
They're so comfortable, and they're perfect for a bin room run,
and they're quick. So I get in the elevator and
there's a couple in there and they both look me
up and down, you know, like a full like bit.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
She look up.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Down down clock eyes with my crops.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
And then start speaking in a foreign language.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Fast.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
And you want to do compression of the foreign language.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Now, Mala, yeah, like Eastern European.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Okay, yeah, I say because if they were of like
Southeast Asian, I think they would have really been loving
the cross.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
No, no, no, it was like an Eastern European and
I could very easily tell they were making fun of me.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Do you know I always think this when because I
love Thailand and when if you go to Thailand, they
rub your feet and they talk the whole time, and
it motivated me. I was like, I want to learn
Thai because I love this country and to keep coming here.
If I learn it, then I'll just like respond to
them and Thai.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I know what you see, They're like, god, that's many.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I had definitely. You know, when you get a pedicure, yes,
usually done if you get it in the mall by
someone of Asian descent. They I've had people like a
tiny little woman working on my feet and then her
say like like make that that can follow the intonation
of like oh my god, and then another friend from

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the shop come over and look at my.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Feet and go.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
They would they were definitely talking about you.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I had a friend that could speak like multiple languages
and caught people talking about him and then called them out.

Speaker 7 (47:38):
I think I didn't need to know the language. I
knew what they were.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Saying it was about the cross. It was about the cross.

Speaker 6 (47:43):
Yeah, and I think the pj's as well. Also for context,
This was at like maybe twelve thirty. It was like
midday and I was in PJ.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
From work and got on your pjs. Yeah, I don't
six pm.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (47:56):
We're like a middle Yeah no, why would I wear snout?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
But it's PJ time.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
So but yeah, I think for them it would have
looked like I just woke up. I'm like, no, I've worked.
I deserved to be in my crops.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
I think we should get some messages in because I
think particularly women.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
But maybe I'm wrong. I think this happens all the
time when you're saying woman a bit. Oh, I mean,
don't be so hat.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
It's a new thought. You's just an idea that I
what about those women that publicly seemed to be a
woman supporting woman, but behind closed doors, you know they're
doing anything.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
But and some women they leave.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Out inclusion feminism. They're rising tide rises or by feel
nice to be left out, but then they leave. That's
interesting a woman spite.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Being a woman.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I want to know, when when did you know someone
was talking about you could be in the same language.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Okay, they're mustering under their breath.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Maybe it's like could be being paranoid, like no, no, no,
when someone comes up to your feet and goes, and
then someone else comes over for a nose and goes,
they're talking about yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Okay, I'll wait hundred dollars at n and we want
to take your calls now. You could text through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
When could you tell that someone was absolutely talking about you?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Though, Shannon is convinced that some Ukrainian or Russian people
were talking about her yesterday in the left Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Mean she was wearing purple Grimace crocs a McDonald's crocs collab. Yeah,
we all received a peer and she was wearing pajamas
at twelve thirty. So yes, they were definitely talking about
We want to know when.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
You were certain that someone was talking about you, Kim,
When were you certain someone was talking about you?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
I was working in.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Another country as a nurse and we were trying to
do a blood.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Test on a little boy.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Come you were a child nurse, barely sound old enough
to have left the country around supervisor or Kim Crossman,
who also has a sweet young voice, yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Maybe's a yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:01):
Yeah, so I am old enough to be an a
pediatric mass.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Oh wow, thank you very much for your so you're
either said yes, yeah.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
And I was trying to do a blood test on
a little boy. And when little kids get really upset,
they can sometimes get really sweety and it's really hard
to actually hold on to them.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
To get the blood out.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
I also do that as well.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
And he was sitting with his mum and his grandma
and they were Portuguese, and the grandma was getting really
angry and she was speaking really like fast and Portuguese,
and I was like, she's definitely talking about me. But
our play specialist was Portuguese, so she said something really abruptly,
and then our play specialist said something like very stern
back to her, and we didn't We managed to get

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the blood that we went out of the room, and
the play specialist was like, she called you the sea bombs.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
But you were just doing your jaws. Yeah, And the
child was screaming, if anything, that it's a slippery kid
that succeeds slippery sweaty kids.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
They call you a bee, but not igot how to
say it in Portuguese?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Well, am I allowed to say that I don't know
the broadcasting standards.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You can say it to us on It's one of
the little traits saying. She don't say because she'd be
the one that got fined if you said it. Come. Sorry,
you don't deserve that came. You're just doing your job.

Speaker 10 (51:30):
I thought it was quite funny because I was like,
she had no idea because she looked shocked when the
Portuguese places replied to her.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
So what did the person say when they replied to
her that no need for that stuff that language?

Speaker 10 (51:44):
I think she said, don't speak like that or something.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Good And some man, what what country were you in?
As in the UK, in the UK, in Brazil? Are
you listening dumped on Portugal or Brazil? Brazil?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Yeah, so it still sound a little bit sexy. You've
just got a Portuguese Brazilian.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Yeah, you know likes to me.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Even when Sophia Vergara was angry, I'm modern family, that
was and he loves the brown. This is perfect. Thank you,
Kim Stephen, good morning. Now you and your brother caught
people talking about you.

Speaker 9 (52:28):
Yeah, so I was with my wife's family were flying
to South Africa. They're South Africa and were landing and
joe but this is one of Jared's people.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
That did that.

Speaker 9 (52:44):
Responsible for the enough you can chuck them all in
one basket.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I don't think chuck.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
People all in one basket, although that is the end
of apartheid. So I will say Stephen's right there, because
there has to be two baskets it now thist them
all on one basket.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Okay. I'll have Jared ready to stand by to apologize
on behalf of his people, and I want to.

Speaker 9 (53:07):
I want to Afrikaans accent as well.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Every now and then he does it does slip out
of Jared, sohill woman, Okay, so what.

Speaker 9 (53:15):
Did you we were We were landing in joe Burg,
which is not the best place to land and before
we transferred out, so we were I was sitting next
to my brother in law and he speaks up for
Kahns blowly, but he's been in New Zealand since two
was two, so he's got a very I get clear key.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Accent as well. Yep.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
And we were just finished up meal time. Enough witch,
I don't want to hear a thing about the etiquette
after a meal.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
But we did recline.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I want a long fly immediately collected the trays.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Stephen, you can recline after the collection of William guts
and then lean back on me.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (53:54):
But they were slow eaters. They were fashioned about it's
a long fly. I'm not seeing the most impossible Steve five, I'm.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Not having a bar okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 9 (54:03):
So we were climb back and they started to pick
behind us, saying, how we as soon as we land
on Joebo, they're going to beat us up. They're going
to take us around the corner of the airport. They're
going to take us around. Then I sort us out
and we're sitting there and he translates me secretly because
we're speaking English, obviously, and they're just plodding up this
whole thing.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
It was actually playing tin.

Speaker 9 (54:21):
And then finally it's the plane land obviously, the bing
bong go and everyone gets up too early, so we
stood up straight away. And then he turns around and
Afrikaans goes, I don't think it's a good idea. I've
got my cousins will picking us up. If you want
to do this, you're more than welcome, but I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
And then they set down and oh it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I wouldn't do there too far?

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Were you.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Remember me, mister man?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Yeah, okay to the car port. I'm throwing a lovely
big youth producer, Jared, would you to apologize you're on
behalf of my people? Man, I'm so very sorry.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
That's crazy, crassy. I don't know that I went off.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Stephen.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Thank you some messages.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Thank you, Jared, Thank you Jared.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
As well, we knew knew people were talking about you.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
My mom's sister and I were in tailand getting a
full body message, separated by curtains between us. When we're
all rolled on our backs to do the front, we're
all exposed, and all the ladies started talking a tin
and so my missus stopped for a bit and they
were all talking to each other. I opened my eyes
and she was getting a peek through the curtain just
to have a look at my sister. They were definitely
talking about how big my sister's boobies were and they
should all have a little quick lock.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
So they rolled over and her mesus would have been like,
oh my god, it's on this one. Yeah, and then
the horse to be like, could you apologize for.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
That as well? In a thick taie put his shut
out on the phone.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
She can apologize in a thing.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
You can probably apologize. Your kids are a part time
a well, Okay, shall I do the X.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
No, I'm traveling. I was gonna say graveling.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I'm traveling to Christ's this weekend to perform my show
Wild Flutters at the Piano on Friday and Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Sold out, sold out, no tech, no te keys. Now,
if you thought about doing a matinee, it's not a
metine show, and you know this, it would be a
weird show to walk out and oh Jesus still, I
don't look at me.

Speaker 9 (56:37):
Would be.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
About a late one after. We'll just do another weekend sometime.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I thought about adding.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
A sick and show, I know, but it's sort of
too late now. Anyway, it's Wednesday, tough, biggies, I reckon.

Speaker 2 (56:50):
I'll just say sure.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
And I am coming down South later in the year, Okay. Anyway,
I'm going down and I've got to travel my keyboard.
And it's really important that the keyboard traveled safe because
I've got lots of sound cues in it. I use
it like a computer and an instrument. Very I'm very talented,
very smart, which is a great show. Fred Nday didn't win.
And the case I've been traveling and has not been

(57:12):
good enough and actually arrived back in Auckland last time
from Wellington damaged.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
And because I'm using a soft.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Case because the hard cases are so heavy, it turns
my fourteen kg thing into a thirty three kg to.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Care around money, Yeah, and it's always disappointed when you
find out the case is most of the way the
cases most of the way. Yeah, what's inside is like
ah little as little peel back the case.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Yeah, what's left is like, damn, that looked like it
was massive.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Yeah, And the thing worth having this big, massive case
because I looked at it in this hard one because
it's the best.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Way to travel.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I'm traveling alone. I've got to fly. I've got to
carry this thing on my own with a suitcase.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Then I've got to find an uber that would fit
this thing get around, you know, it's just a nightmare.
So I found a sort of I found a semi
a little semisoft case, so it's slightly more rigid than
the soft one I've been traveling it in, but it's
still soft and really light. And then my idea was
I'll go get some acoustic foam because that's what they
use in the thing anyway, acoustic foam sheets. And I'll

(58:16):
cut it to shape and I'll put panning under and
over another extra layer. Oh yeah, protection. I feel really
good light because foam's light. Yeah, really famously famously.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It's famously light. So then I was like, where do
I get phone from? Google?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Google?

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Google, Google Google, right next to the music store.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I know where you're going? Para rubber? What going to
para rubber?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
What para RUBBERA rubber? Para it's para rubber you're giving it,
but not a maldi.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
It's para rubber.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Where would you be if it weren't.

Speaker 9 (58:48):
For para rub.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Be word for para paramta? Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I've literally always called it para rubber. It's been around
for years. I remember there was one in New Plymouth
growing up.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Do they still do the jendles? They did the iconic.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
A gendle y, Yeah, the grip bottom jendle.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Probably the reason that they don't know how to say
it is because it's not a store that Hayley Sproller
has frequented.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
If I don't have a pool, because they do pools, parapols, paraples.
We grew up with parapoles and para.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
Rubber, paras.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Stop the saying para is a para. Yes, it's a
real change.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Par of rubber and anything. I need to go to
Para Rubber and there's some rubber mats here that were mine.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
It's okay, So what ParaPara all of a sudden, your
favorite store. They just there and it was like who
can make the sun rise? Like it was like walking
into a wonderland.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Right, there's like dreams of different sheets and rubbers and foams, light,
some stuff for upholstery, some stuff for seating. Then you
get into the heart stuff, the latex memory foam and
these all these sheets and miss it and then there's
like the but I got is that acoustics stuff that's
like zig zag like egg carton yea. Then when you

(01:00:03):
buy two perfectly, I said I need six of them,
but I don't think there's enough here, and she goes, no, no, no,
they're here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Just look.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
And then she was like, I think these are the best,
but feel free to have a little look around and
touch them phones And I just was been there for
so long being.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
On Jesus of course, on Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
To rubber. Yeah, Para Para, Para Rubber.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
It is my new favorite store.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
If you like touch and text styles and just satisfaction.
It's like as m R for the hands, you got.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
To go to Para Rubber.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
There'll be some complaints after this from Para Rubber that
you've just encouraged people to go in and feel.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Probably probably.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Play the old classic Reddit thread when did you realize
you were dating an idiot? A lot of people jumping
on this and then sharing them on TikTok, Instagram and Biba.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Here's some examples.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
They put shrimp in my food to see if I'm
really allergic to seafood or just being dramatic. Ana fylexis occurred,
deployed ambulance trip or the hospital actually sueduced I press charges.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Yeah, yeah, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Uh in ever admit it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
That's something like, oh this is terrible. Something must find out,
well you cooked the dinner? Yeah, okay, I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
In my early twenties, I started living with my boyfriend
at the time I got my period, and he demanded
to know what I had done with the egg. What
like she'd laid an egg, he demanded, nor where's the egg?

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Ah, well, what was he gonna do with it? Anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I don't know, genuinely thought that human women laid eggs
when they had a period, just a smaller vision.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Baby inside it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
One.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
My gosh, I've got so many questions, but unfertilized that
we're just going a full blind idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
I have no idea, a full blind moron.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
My I knew I was dating an idiot when my
partner tried to argue with me about whether or not
babies can breathe underwater, because I guess when they're in
the sack. Yeah, yeah, with your idiot there. Yeah, Um,
she got a tedoo.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Oh no, yeah, I realized it'sdating an idiot when she
got a teddo with her friend with the word angle.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Angel.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
The less goes on. These are so funny.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I want to know from our listeners when you realized
you were dating an idiot. Now, this is going to
be people calling up about X's right, like nobody, nobody's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Going to tell us the stories. Maybe they're a cute idiot,
cute idiot, and you're like, this guy's the heart's in
the right place. Do anything for anybody lovable idiot, but
he's it is an idiot, yeah, a lovable idiot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Okay, we'll take part.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I was fast in prison seeing a girl once, not
for long, but I was seeing a girl once and
we were watching there was this movie with Albacena and
Robin Williams in it. Yeah, and it's in set in Alaska, yeap.
And it was called Insomnia I do believe, okay. And
the idea is that Robin Williams are slowly driven crazy
by the fact that the sun never goes down, so

(01:03:21):
he starts committing crimes, and al Perceanno seemed to commit
to solve the crimes, but then he starts going crazy
because the sun never goes down. Because they buy suffer
from insomnia. And she thought it was a disease you
caught when you went to Alaska. Oh okay, yeah, And
I was like, have you never heard him in somnia before?
She's like, well, I've never been to Alaska and I
was like, oh, man, is lucky.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You're hot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
And then there was the same girl. We were talking
about taking something somewhere in a wheelbarrow and she just
cracked up laughing, and I'm like, what's funny. And she's
like that word you just made up? What And I
was like what word?

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
And she said, what was it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
We were going to put things in it and take
it somewhere. I was like, wheelbarrow. She's like, crack up word.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
But dumb must have been hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so hot,
but way too hot for me to have. Yeah, so
you just put up with it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
It was part of the precursor to the one. I
was like, we've had that hot dumb Idiot's about time
I got a hot, hot brainiac.

Speaker 6 (01:04:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I just don't get myself year.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
But there is a danger she So I was like,
I think, now that I've had a hot idiot, I
should have a hot brain here intellect, smart intellect, Yeah,
with it with a booty to boot Okay, I'll wait
one hundred dons at m nine six nine six, text
down and call now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
We want to know when you realized you were dating
an idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Fleb and Hailey got some bloody.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Rocks in our heads on our hands here because a
lot of idiots. We want to know when you realized
you were dating an idiot, and a lot of you
have this realization.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Some great messages coming in.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I was dadding an editor idiot when he boiled crumbed
fish and was like, oh, the bloody crumbs fallen. He
also asked me, when I'm on my period, why doesn't
the tampon fall out when I go wheeze that? Do
you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
I've heard that before, not to me, but I've heard
men ask that question when it's plugged up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Two holes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
May we've got three of them down there at least.
Oh gosh, good stuff, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
I wouldn't say I'm married to an idiot, but I
am married to a special kind of lady. W a
wop from the kitchen and I ran in there as
quickly as I could, and she'd close the fridge door
on her own head. Oh darling, so she's peeping in
the fridge. Somebody asked nothing. The story I told before?
What did she think of Wheelburrow? Was cool? We found

(01:06:00):
Wilburn and show her. She'd just never seen one before,
This girl that you were seeing in Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, new to her. Yeah, she was.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Watch that do now. I'm not even gonna look.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I'm not even gonna look.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
I'm not gonna look.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
I knew I was dadding, and he messaged me saying
I think I've got the flu if L e W.
Do you know what I've been doing this recently, describing
something as sore. I've got a sore finger. Now I've
got a sore finger, and like going to write s
A W and be like that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah, bloody English language. I realized I was adding an
idiot when my partner doesn't say X. Your current partner
asked me, why would I mash the potatoes first to
get that out of the way before cooking, appealing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Them, I mean, give it a go, home, give it
a go. You're going to destroy some blenders. They're always
going to destroy some blenders. Someone thought that nine to
eleven in the Holocaust were the same event.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
That's just bad. Now we're talking sixty years upon. Now
we're talking you dumb sixty years um, you dumb reading
hit some text messages?

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Yeah, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I knew when she turned out on my.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
No that I can't read that. It's too it's too
it's it's it's yeah, it's naughty. My fiance is the
smartest person I know. However, a couple of years ago,
I mentioned I love seeing the moon during the day,
and he looked at me completely perplexed, and he said,
I've never seen the moon during the day. I don't
believe you have either. The moon only comes out at night.

(01:07:40):
Now every time I see the mooner in the dam
like would you're looking at it here over there?

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Have we here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Then the full moon makes a big difference. It's the
same moon month round. It's just how much light's been
reflected off by the side.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
The moon gets bigger and smaller.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Yeh, slithers. It was breathing, I am. When you tried
to convince me that if you eat too many calories,
just really concentrate on pooing them out and that way
you can eat without gaining weight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah, man, that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
That's just someone with a killer metabolism. I'd say my
wife thought the same that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
My wife thought that the same making EN's meat was making.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Ian's meat so mating and making him some bristles. My
ex when we were at a vineyard.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I was picking grapes off the vine and I was like, oh,
they don't taste like ordinary grapes, and He's like, Jesus careful,
those are alcoholic grapes. Oh my god, Oh no, I
haven't yet. I haven't yet saving. That's pretty good. It's
pretty good. I was adding an idiot when my now

(01:08:56):
ex husband, when we're at UNI, got a credit card
but didn't believe the credit limit meant you couldn't spend
more than that limit. So he got a credit card
and then went to buy a four thousand dollar laptop
on a one thousand dollar credit card and declined, He's like,
can't be right to bring you, oh, darling, Yeah, idiot.

(01:09:16):
I had the best one, my lovely ex, when I
was in my early twenties. I bought her one of
those kids kind of waffle makers with floral colors, little
press things. Yeah, the batter and then you shut it.
She put the whole thing in the stove in the
oven or the star on the stove right, and then
turned on the element to hate it, but melted it,
the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Thing, darling.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
My husband said had been living by curiously through people
for quite some time, and I said, I'm big get
part him, and he said, I've been living butter curiously
through them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
It's like, it's okay if you have, it's okay if
you have, and thank you for telling us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
My WORKMATEE said, there's no point crying over split milk on.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
My husband. I'm going to go to the one that
ha reference to my husband a genuinely lovely, lovely, lovely man,
but he is an idiot. He believed goats were just
male versions of sheep. Yeah, did you a little bookcar?
And goats go?

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
Ma?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Yeah, don't's go ma.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Sometimes you'll see a goat do an impression of a
ship and go back, and you're like clever good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Yeah, Well it's just because it's the boy and girl version,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
I I'm eight years into my nursing degree and last
year I found out what tender means in a medical sense,
like all that's tender.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Or like that's a bit. No, that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
I thought the saying may as well, now we're just
getting to people owning up to their idiots.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
I thought they were saying, may as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Was mars well, mars well, mars well, that is a
that's a New Zealand Australian mars well, mars well, my
husband one took My husband has just told me he
once took someone on a date, and I'm thinking I
about have been line star okay, And they've got the
ribs and they drank the bowl of lemon. Work in

(01:11:13):
restaurants with their cellar rooms. People be like that, what
was that soup? Was very very warm to war.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Yeah, Flint Thorne and Haley time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
I want to know a couple. I want to know
a couple more of your partners there. My wife's an engineer,
so this is a smart woman. And the polystyrene balls
had gone all over the floor and were filling up
bean bags and she tried to pick them up. She
tried to pick them up with a magnet. Okay, apparently

(01:11:56):
we drilled down on how this wasn't working, and she
said it should she had.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
Static and was going to say a magnet and magnetic.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Yeah, she's an engineer. She's an engineer build bridges.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Should check those bridges.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
My sister didn't know the roads I reckon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
My sister didn't know ducks flew.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
She thought duck shooting season involved just shooting ducks while
they were running around on the ground. That's also that's
the illegal iw to shoot them when they're on the water.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
No, because I was going to see it like a
bread trap at the part.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
The run for the money, they've got to have a
shot I worked at McDonald's customer. I once asked me
for a mac and cheese and I was like, this
is McDonald's and they're like, yes, McDonald's, Donald's and cheese
playing McDonald's and cheese. After macaroney and chese, maybe they
should do a macaroni and cheeseburger for the vegetarians and

(01:12:57):
macaroni and they're still me kid it croketdrod crumb around.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Like a crumbed patty, dropping on the.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Deep front and slapping in a steam butt. If you're
a big boy, you can put a patty on the too.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I just googled mac and cheese burger.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Yeah, I know, I've seen them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Do just make them.

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
A lot of them are crockade, although this one he
made croquetted.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
This is a croquete. Do you know that threw a
hoop on the ground of a step. Yeah, that's what
these are. Not Look at the got a dumb dumb
on our hands. This is encased in meat. The mac
and cheese is inside the patty. Take me now, do
you know what I mean? Like, take me down.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
It's time for.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:13:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Do do do do do do do do do do
Do Do Do Do Do doo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
All my god, Mac and cheeseburger. This week's Fact of
the Day theme aking of food.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Speaking of this is going to put you off, though
Burger though this book my bookmarking that for Lada? Are
you saving that for Lada? Does anyone else have an
Instagram saved tab? And it's just all the recipes they
want to try one day when they just totally give up. Yea,
and they're like, yeah, thousand calories for one more mouthful whatever, whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Have your weigh with me? De obeats a type too ten. Yeah,
there's an important distinction. He's dropped something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
And today's Fact of the Day about food records is
from two thousand and one, a British man called Ken
Edwards broke the world record by eating thirty six live
cockroaches in sixty seconds sixty second, that's one minute over
one every two seconds. And do you want to want this?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Because I always think, oh, just swallow it whole, swallow
it down. But with a live bug you wouldn't want
do that? Are they live alive?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
And also you're thinking your average west Auckland cockroach, which
as far as I know, around New Zealand fairly large cockroach.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Yeah, I'm seeing them overseas, Like was it on the Fiji?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
We saw them and they were giantormous on the on
the Fiji Fiji islands, there were some and they were massive.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
The cockroach you have to eat thirty two of No,
how many did he eat?

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Gotta go back to that town. He is sixty Yeah,
he ate thirty six live cockroaches and sixty six sixty seconds. Okay.
The one you have to eat is the famous medagaatescon hisky.
That's as long as your fingers. Yeah, so what like
three three inches meat? Yeah, like it looks like that

(01:15:47):
sort of thing. Timon and Pomba would be stoked to
find under a log it bursts, that's a hakuna matata.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Yeah, it'd burst in your mouth and then they'd eat them.
Although I will say the original animated Lion King made
eating bugs look pretty good, the slurping and the crunching
and the stuff. But it made me think I could
live on bugs. But that's the that's the protein of
the future. I could have the button flour they make,
you know they make that. Yeah, I've hit the crickets. Yeah,
I had some deep fried crickets and it's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Yeah, so this is done. Now you'll never beat this
record because it's eating a live animal. Oh and those
frown upon Now that was two thousand and one when
this happened, and that's big frown upon.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Okay, frown upon. So thirty six live Madagascar madagascin his
some Cockroaches yuck and sixty seconds is the record for
today's Fact of the Day, Fact of the Day, Day
Day day day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Do do do do do Do Do Do Do Do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do Do Do Doo doo.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
M splits clay.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Into that song reminds me of when you're a Kevin
and you're listening to a tape and you'd push the
tape deck and then your tape deck would break and
you'd say to Mamma, Dad, did you tape deck?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
I'd be like, for God's sake, you just got that
tape deck. Anyway, That was what life was like in
the late eighties, early early known.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
He means the eighteen eighties.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
So yes, today, I just mentioned before in tease that
I found something in my fridgt me illegal, something illegal,
And I don't know if I should report this or not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Oh but I got a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Bag of grapes from the super Barkin it loves us grapes,
love grapes, my red grapes, green seedless, red grain.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
As long as that's seedless.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Yeah, yeah, ain't no time for seeds. It's not enough
fruit to warrant working through a seed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
It's so tiny, the big seed, the seed we are
around about and you get a seed, did that little
tongue A? So I grant it like a bunch, a
small bunch out of the bag and something drops on
the bench and I'm like no, and then it's kind
of like tiny. But then I flip it over and
it's a lady bug.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
It's a dead ladybug. Where was this grapes? California? I
A oh, I was like, what are your grapes fro?
You've got to tell that, You've got to tell the
m P. I well, no, and so I lift out
the couple more fall off and then in the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
There was seven big fat, juicy, cute a lady bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Now you gotta tell me bad. Number seven is also bad,
So you are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
I thought seven was good? Good years is the length
of a general curse. So then you've got forty nine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
I hes for six. Now Hailey was a witch. I
listened to her tea.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
On a survey.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Put Wickan as my religion, an act of defire.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
I put Jedi on mine on the senses, and that
doesn't make me, does not make me a false wielder.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
You had seventy ladybirds.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Bad? It's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
You know it's not said.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Do you know like our lady bags are always real small?
These were fat, juicy one Californian ladybugs.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Yeah, and so most beautiful, cute.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
And because they'd been in the fridge flight a couple
of days, because they got them at the weekend, they
were like did because they're obviously like, well I think
they were did.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I just chucked it out. Unless it was like a
sleep like lady beetle.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I'm looking them up.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Are they fatter than our lady beatles? I thought that's
the n p I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
But it was something else.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Was I p M. I think at the University of
California have done a study on that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I'm just bringing up. It was exactly like it was
really pissed it seven. Well, someone needs to talk a supermarket,
because it was seven of them said, this is a
supermarket by your house in Auckland Central Central City supermarket.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
I wonder if anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Else in the Ministry Primary for Prime Industries list tell
someone regulated.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
Someone just tixed inday, I work in the industry.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
You've got to report it to m p I.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
But why it's not status Okay, soable piece isn't red.
It's called Californian lady bugs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
This is a flady beetles. This is a fun pdf
m p I O.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Little ones are cute.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
Yeah, but the market it's green. It's not a piste.
It is a pisce. But it's so worrying that it
needs to be reported in right.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Okay, they are so cute, but they are a sign
of good luck and the fact that seven dead ones
ended up in your No, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Not the I'm buying lotto? Is it? What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Seventeen million tonight with my seven lady bugs, I'll win
the seventeen million and give you the wife biggest middle finger. No,
but you also have to give you a million dollars.
Remember we haven't made a new agreement on that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
It's anytime I was ringing the wrong bug, I was
looking the wrong bug. I'm going back to the pdf.
I'm going back to the report.

Speaker 2 (01:21:15):
Pists. You have to report it, Lady Lady.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
Beatles to assume it's you want to bring up and
be like, I've got some.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
I've already chucked them out. They went down the Insyncorator
googled them.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
California Lady Beatle is what it's called, okay, as found
as commonly known as California Lady Beatle. This is on
I Naturalist in z Is it usually spotless? I can't
see anything on that we wish.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
I'm just sorry I've tuned out. I'm buying a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Fleborn and Haley, a.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Fred Award nominated comedian okay as of recently.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
And I make a life out of being funny. I've
been told I've been I was funny from the day
I came out of the womb. It was cracking jokes, funny, wacky.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Faces, funniest at preschool, yeah, class, clown distracting everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
It's a craft, and I've honed it, and I've gone
funnier and funnier as you can hear me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
There was a study that wanted to see how funny
AI is now.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Compared to humans. The way they did this, they got
one hundred and five humans. Now, either five more people
turned up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
We didn't reach out, definitely overbooked. Have an even number.

Speaker 3 (01:22:41):
One hundred and five human beings were asked to provide
their funniest responses. Now did they get comedians or just
people who knows? Funniest responses to a number of prompts
and tasks.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
One of them was to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
Give a funny idea for what STD stand for, C L, A,
P and c W.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
What they could write, you know what those ecronyms could
stand for? Funniest response? Oh, give us one sexually transmitted diseases.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
It's not funny. Also pretty much what they what it
stood for?

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Front all standard telepimetor.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
Yeah, well, you know a warm up now. Then they
were tasked with a fill in the blank challenge. One
of the prompts was, imagine that one of your friends
wants your opinion on how well she sings. She sings
a minute or two to demonstrat her voice, and you cringe.
She might be the worst singer you've ever heard. When
she asked, how was it you decide to be honest?

(01:23:40):
So you say, to be honest, listening to that was
like blank, right, so I would say something hilarious like
listen to that was like listening to the worst singer
I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
That's not funny. Well, I'm just I'm fresh, not even
it's going to kill I've got one open. Okay, you've
got ai open, but that's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Going to take a long time time. If you have
a link to the articles, so I can just can't
be and paste it in. Ask what STD means, say
a funny response for what is insteed funny response and
will come back to this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
You can do it without saying about loud dad. Then
they put so.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Then they got the humans responses in, and then they
put them against chat GPT responses, mix them all up,
and then got two hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
So they did.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
They got a round number to judge it. Two hundred
other humans to judge the jobs. Okay, it was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
How about sexually transmitted distress.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
I just like the idea of you being like anxious
and having seen with someone and then all of a
sudden like I don't feel good. It's very dark. Oh
no he was not. No, I shouldn't have just to
we didn't know they should look into that AI anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
So based on toe dance, AI outperformed humans a.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
The time laughed twice and you've made me laugh fat zero. Sexually,
is TD more like stop tap.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Tap dance, Stop comma, stop tap dat tap dant.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
See that's hilarious about stop tap dance. Now I'm imagining
you stop.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
A gunpoint.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
What about sexually transmitted donuts?

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
That's gold.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Now there's something to build on there. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Well, look this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
At the end of this study, they found out that
AI is funnier than human even the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Comedian right their entire in a mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
And what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
What was her response to that? It was like an experiment.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
I think it was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
I think the people said it was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I don't think I just used that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
But no one had any respect for the comedian A.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Short I asked it for a short list order that disappeared.
Lose now No, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
I don't want to. Yeah, sassy turtle disorder, sneaky Taco date.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
That's do you want to go TD?

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Do you want to go on STD? And you want
to go on t D? Do you want an STD?

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Do you want an t D A sneaky Yes, spontaneous
tickle dance, spontaneously tackle people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
No, that's really rude.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Even if they're a loved one. You could get punched
in the face. Yeah, if you don't know them, you
soon should not be tickling them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Another one in the bag and it's a Fasanci bag
as well.

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If you enjoy that, give us a writing and review
and be sure to tell your mates you don't sound
sincere there, but I'm just reading what's written here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
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