Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 5th December 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day play flesh Born and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Thank you brand, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fleet
Fawn and Hailey. Happy Thursday.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah is it you, doun so?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Inspection day today? Yes, day today?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Thanks. Apparently no one passes on the first going, yet
somehow we think we will pass. Come on, it'd be
a good Christmas present.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
That would be enough for you though, because if you
get it, like, there's too much time to pass through
now Christmas and then on Christmas.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
But where's my presence? There's more present? No, no Christmas
presents this year from the whole fans or to anyone.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Do your family know about this? Or they are going
to turn.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Up Aaron's family. You buy for one person, but anyone
else can get stuff, including me. I don't want anything.
What could I possibly want? New drink bottle? I left
mine at a hotel and I don't know where it is.
Oh on, nice drink from Codron, I know, so I'm
rocking a plastic fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Do you know I lost a shoe thinking about losing
a drink bottle? I have based one gym shoe do
you gym yesterday? No shoes And I was like, I
have to do that anoxious thing where I walk around
in socks and sandals.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And left weights.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
But they when they were like, you can't be in
here without shoes on you, No, you can't.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Can I roll around on.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
The mats, do some stretch sches that you can't be
in here at all health Then sane so house old
bloody jocomic snatch and grab allowed to do it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
There wuses shoes around the gym. Then gets there.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm seeing dudes and sandals and they just lay scuffs
and they kick.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
People.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I see a lot of people work out on like
crops and stuff. Yeah, yeah, crocs and songs that I
feel like I was picked on and I had to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Is the shoe? I've got no idea. It's in your car? No,
I can't high and line. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I remember being a primary school and coming home with
a shoe missing.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Where's your shoe? It was still out of my bag?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, I played both in that scenario. Said I was like,
where have I put my shoet?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You're losing? How do you lose? One shoe and just
walking around the house muttering to myself like a mad man.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So now I'm going to buy new shoes. I will
not go to the gym ever again. And I tell
you which option is certainly looking like a yeah, a
pretty Christmas favorite. So little Pole is coming up. It's
about injections today. When you get an injection, do you
want a three two one? Because I got a three
two one yesterday and I was like, no, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Do that too, because you're like, oh no, no, no no,
when they just chat to.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You in the and it just goes in. Coming up
soon on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
But next there is a new Tanning trend that Vaughn
wants to tell us.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I gave my daughters a sermon on this linelast night,
or you might have noticed this sneaking into our house.
Well you might have to tell Shannon off next to
everyone's going to get a bloody raker as well as
me because I have lost that Shoela Pleasborne and Haley,
I will I would be honest with you and say
this summary springy season. I've heard my daughters talk about

(03:19):
U V a lot, right, and he's got it on
her phone, so U v uv it's going to be
up to like nine this afternoon. And I'm like, right, okay,
we shall say it. And I'll be like okay, because
to me, that means you don't go outside. It's very hart.
You stay in the shade and you're you, you're lavin
and sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
You've got your slip slop slap, rap, your slip slop
slap and rap.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, but I don't know, you never really. I thought
they might have learned about it at school and it's not.
It's this bloody TikTok I know. And apparently there's this
online super brown mega tan TikTok teens Yeah, who are
like guys don't even bother going outside to ten unless
it's or up.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Screen.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
They don't live in news and most of them, well
it started getting here, but most of them are Americans
or Australians. I mean Australia is just as bad as he.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
But I've been.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, you go some places like you know, America or
northern Hemosphere, and yeah, it takes a lot of time
in the sun.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Oh yeah, any time in the sun. Yeah as bad.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
There was an article the other day. I think it
was a doctor rather than a dermatologist who was like,
there is no such thing as a healthy tan. You
know when people are like, oh, you've got to get
a nice, healthy glow, that's not a thing. It's like
any amount of sun is bad for you. I remember
that when I was in Omah, like you know, Middle
Eastern country. Hot hot, hot, hot, hot hot, And we

(04:48):
had this pool at the where I was staying, and
I remember slapping on sunscreen and my other friends that
were there that were parking were like, you don't need to, like,
the sun will not penetrate the small, and it didn't.
It was a New Zealand. The other day I was
out for ten minutes with a whole of my T
shirt and I got a burn hole.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That was that's in this article. It says that small
in other countries stopped politics them. Yeah, stop with the
sun getting through lung. Well yeah, I mean it's the
trade of producs. Shannon has been doing.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Shannon literally for years, you're a fair angel. You're blow
the trend well before the trend.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I will message Carwhen daily and some of being.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Like nine, no, this is really fair skin. Carwen doesn't.
I will say I'm not doing this. No one's got
carwhen's got that. They call it the classic English rose skin,
which is that's good.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
No, So I'm real naughty. I know this isn't good.
Like you don't need to tell me off. But what
I do is I know the burn times. So when
it's a nine, which is my personal favorite, the burn
time is fifteen to twenty five minutes, so twenty, I'll.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Chicken it to nine. Listen and them would you put
on that?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
They don't go inside all right, twenty on each side,
forty minutes each side.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's enough that every day, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Every time, and you don't go out until there's whatever
number you've worked out.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
It's normally about twelve thirty or one pm. We had
our peking, which is the peak of Shannon I definitely
around the summer, and I always am like, oh yeah,
I like her, but you try. I'm trying to like
get my head out of there. My mom had my
mum was a baby oil my mum too, and then
she got skin cancer. And you know, I don't know
how my mom hasn't had a melanoma.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Not only that, Shannon, when you when you get a
little bit older, oh yeah, you notice your friends that
did exactly what you're doing and that had no respect
effect on this and the audience compared.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I don't even wear some block. It's naughty. I need
to figure this out. It every day. I haven't worn
it in years. Okay, got to wear some block every
day if it's if it's not for healthy and do
it for the aging skin. Yeah, I'm like, I've been
burnt so many times over the years, especially on my chair.

(07:05):
There's a weird rank. I always bought cancer above you
the top dove for me, but you should, but people don't.
So if you then say like fine, if you don't,
If you're going no, I won't get skin cancer. I
think they'll get You'll get a creepy chest and you'll
get srinky leather bag's skin face.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I also want someone recently they had melanoma on her
leg and she was like, oh, so I've had to
lay off the sun beds and I was just like, oh,
so much nicer and so much softer and stuff. I'm like, yeah,
because you're not microwaving it every day. Wild bend them
in Australia, haven't There some states in Australia they've banned

(07:44):
some gas, but they have really worrying like my daughters,
and I was like, this is why I hero in there.
So I did the old pull up pictures of people
who have got skin cancer and the scars and stuff
when they've had it all pulled out of.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Want that want that want that fake tear so good
these days you don't need it. Well, also fake tan,
fake tan.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
This insane druxtaposition of how intense this generation is with
skincare regimes.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
You've got like ten year olds doing ten steps. Yeah,
prebid skincare.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
But that's why, like especially your daughters, if they're doing
their little skincare routine, they also then need to be
using sun block every day because some of those products
that they use, but they make you work like, they
make you more susceptible.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Red niles and stuff. And if you get lazy, I
removal like you shouldn't be in the sun. I'm just
looking forward to getting on a wolf rin. Oh yeah,
wolf wolfriend get their blood not.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Blood blood finner, You're not literally not allowed of.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
BRUSHA gets the doorway and your.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's at the other end of the age spectrum.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Sledge Born and Hailey. Okay, So there was an update
recently on the iPhones that made your photos album look
different how it's usually and people aren't happy about that.
We hate change. Remember when Facebook changed and we were
all like what and turn it back?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
And now we don't even use it and we don't care.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Remember black Instagram, Yes, and some of us got black Instagram.
We're all like, oh my.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
God, I like you mean the dark mode. Yeah, but
it didn't give you a choice. Oh yeah, remember it
just turned it that way.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah. Well on the iOS eighteen point one point one update.
I hate how they number these things, give them spicy names,
like the Macbox, Sierra Petunia.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
There.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It changed the where your phone photos app works so
that half of it is your regular photos, that your
recent photos like greative photos, great photos, and half of
it is like memories curated trips, which they used to
do but in a much smaller way. Yeah, and then
so your whole you. I've been like looking for things
and being like, where's my favorite albums? And it's just

(09:57):
recent days people in pets pinned collection, Memories trips feature
leave me Alone.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
That one was called Thanksgiving and it's just you taking
selfie in the mirror Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yes, I live in New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
The location that is just meant that there's me in
a hotel room. Don't take that phone away now. So
apparently people have been complaining about this, as we do
every time they make any small change. Yeah, Instagram, change
is logo. I can't handle anymore. So you can change
it back kind of. You can make it look more similar.
So if you've got your phone, you're on your photos app. Yeah,

(10:32):
you open it and you do pull down on your
photo library.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, is that weird?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No either, pull down however, scroll down on the Oh
my god, it's not even working. You've got to do
a pull down. The new photos appdoor means of the
app opens to a page which is half a regular
little If you scroll down on the page, the collection
section disappears to reveal more of your photo library. Make
it look more like the old version of the app,

(11:00):
so then you can like sort it.

Speaker 8 (11:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
This is so bad that I'm trying to tell you
how to do it, but the way it's telling me
how to do it doesn't work. But you've got to
organize it so that it filters by sort by date captured,
and then it just all makes all these go away.
But the pulldown things not working, or just like.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
You just stroll down. You just scroll down. See here's
the stuff mum, see mum. Yeah, and then you just
go there and then there's this little app.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Down arrow in the bottom left hand corner.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Okay, good, you just does Dad need me to show
her on the phone on one?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's right? And then you go sort by recently edit
or sort by date capture.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It's getting to the season, isn't it, where everyone's going
home and they're going to have to help Dad or
mum or both with a tek is shoe.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Oh my god, it's gotten so bad with my parents.
My phone's not receiving or sending text messages or calls.
I reckon, it is mum, I reckon, You've just done something?
Have you got it on sleep mode? Well? How would
I know that? Okay, sister, and do not disturb or something. Yeah,
put your finger on the right and swipe down. I'm trying,

(12:06):
but it's just working now. It's just opened Google Maps
to go down.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. I'm trying with this.
Don't talk to me like that.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Your tones changed. You've got to remember, you've got to
remember who raised you.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I brought you into this.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You the ABC's. The least you can do is teach
me how to make my phone ring again. You'll be
able to see it when you can't call me because
I'm dead. Yeah, then when you'll be then you'll wish
that you had to help me. Don't worry about it.
I just get a new one. That's my mum's one.
I'll just have to get a new one. Your phone's fine, No,
it's absolutely stuffed. I have to get a new one.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Play splitchforn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Silly little poll.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole. Silly,
silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Just getting my Spotify wrapped up for everybody else does.
That's about waking up earlier.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Get out of there before it has that obnoxious level.
Today's hearing it today, said a little hole. This happened
to me yesterday, doing the usual blunt test. I was there,
had the chick for chicken flu. I was getting bird
for your granddad was a chicken, right, he was a chicken. Yeah,
and so I need to make sure I don't have

(13:25):
a B.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
And dird flu.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
You didn't get much of the chicken no, otherwise if
I do, they have to just I guess I thought
he was full man's chicken.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, had no idea.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Didn't you get did your dad's side because he came
from England, didn't you got mad coues. So I've got
your granddad on that side. It was a bean and
bird for so that's why I've got to get tasted.
Maybe the bull cancered out the chicken.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, And it was the receissive genet com and it
was like.

Speaker 10 (13:55):
Ten, You like, what, well, that would be the best
it would be.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
So just before the lady that did it, this has
never ever happened before, she goes three two no.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
One, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I was waiting and then she did it on like
a minus one.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Three to one go now now now I'll go into
the skin now.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
And I was like, oh no, it was weird. It's
never happened before. And I didn't like it because normally
I like to sit there and I'm just like, okay,
it's gonna happen, yeah, relax, and it just goes in and.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Then chanting along, or they might go like okay, the
chat chat chat chet check. He slight scratched and did
a little.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Chit chat chair and you're like if you've just joined
us and you've heard Fletch say like you just chat,
then stick it injections. Good morning to Alan Smith, Good
morning to our tune in. Halfway through conversation listeners. You
know who does it the best is the lady here
who does the food jabs ever, just straight in when

(15:04):
you get twitches, like.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
A lot of mini injections, they go small scratch, small scratch,
small scratch, small scratch.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
The whole way through they put a lot. Don't see
how they do it.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah, that's me trying to frown. Yeah, not jokes. Look,
it's worn off.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I got a reflection of myself and like a karma
the other day unexpectedly, and.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I was like, those are getting deeper. It looks like
of a book.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah, yeah, you're almost here. Listen, turn the music in.
That's me playing my forehead wrinkles.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Like the rack how people used to play their washboard.
You play the jug.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm almost my own hell billy band.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah you are?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Anyhow do you like a little one two three, Here
we go? Seventy six percent of people said no, no, yeah,
just no three to two one countdown required, just stick
it in, and twenty four per any people lay the countdown.
Don't care, I said, Tash, Well thanks, so why reply? Then?
You know, if you don't care, it sounds to me

(16:09):
like you do Careok, time enough to reply. You've wasted
everybody's time here, yeah, including ours, and now the listeners
don't careisash?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Oddly?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I actually love injections and most medical procedures.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, okay, I had injections.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
That is interesting. I like a dental numbing for about
the first like twenty minutes because it's funny. And then
when it won't wear off, I hate it when it
does and you're just like you keep biting it.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, and you just.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Want to drink and you're dribbling one hundred percent. No,
the best is when they just talk to you, says Alex,
ask you what you were doing on the weekend, distract you,
and then say all done.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
It's in the distraction is the real art to it.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
T And said, I'm pretty sure you feel a small
prick is their form? All right, I'm pretty sure that
you're about to feel a small prick is their form
of three to one zero. Yeah, or a little scratch,
little scratch, a little scratch, small preck.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Here we go, you go a little scratch. We go,
I don't care you Okay, we'll stop saying you don't care.
Absolute time wasted this morning? Which going to run a
show here?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I don't care, but I do want one of those
little spiky things that can push on your arm to
distract you for the actual needle.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I think they just use them for kids'. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
I don't know what that is, like one of those
spiky balls that your massage swall. It feels like heaps
of pricks and then they get and then one of
them is the injection.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Huh. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Barbara, who's been on as Sally, we call it Babs Bab.
It's lot of Babs Bab. I'm here for an injection.
We all know it's coming. Just stick it in and
move it on. That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yes, I'm the same as Babs, not through Instagram. Handle
is Yes, my name.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Is Babs, So I think she would be very okay
with you calling you bas. I felt it when you
said it, Yeah, I felt it.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, Bab's energy, Molly. I like a bit of warning,
like when they say sharp scratch, sharp scratch, small scratch,
small scratch, small scratch, slight scratch, tiny pre tiny preck,
tiny preck. What you kill me and I'll.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
And then it's in.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Otherwise they get to fright and pull away. I can't
handle the anticipation, says Molly.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Your anticipations the worst bit.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, Catherine. As a vaccinator, I avoid doing this. It
makes the patient tense up and the jab's more painful. Yes,
because I reckon choice more painful yesterday because I was
like three, just matter what you're counting down to. When
you get to one on zero, your tins up? Yea. Yeah.
A casual chat, well I'm doing my thing.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Is the way to go. She's imagine if she started it, Tim, Okay,
here we go, ready, Tim, and says Rachel, and patients
will move with the countdown.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
It feels like the countdown is for the nurse who
might not be so confident, Like when anyone's nervous, they
countdown to themselves.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
They just give it a go, like if you're gonna
jump off a diving board. Yeah, if you're not confident,
please don't put a needle a meskam. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
I'm not sure that's for everyone, but that's what i'd
like if I was on the receiving end of it.
If I get kids that are nervous, I get them
to count while I'm doing it. They count to five
as fast as they can. If I can get it
done before they finish counting, I win. The competition to
beat me always distracts them, but I always win.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Okay, So they're like, what are you doing? A jab five?
It's like a little competition.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Okay, that works. I would like three, two and then
the injection to happen before once, surprising me sees when
you do a bungeee, so yeah, they push you.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
You do when you do a bungee or like a
swing thing. Yeah, they'll be like, okay, are you ready
counting down and three? They'll always amia yeah, yeah, down
you go. It's good.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Just stick it in me, says Andrew. I'm not a
cold child and a singlet with rocks on my head.
I'm a grown man.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Treat me. I want stick stick me.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, good, teck me, stick me. You hit it here, fair,
you heard it here first. I don't know what I
was going to say the first time. That is what
we call the little.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Pole play z ms Fleashborne and Hailey play Fletchborn.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Everyone's woken up with their Spotify raps this morning.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, prepare because it's it's story after story of what
Taylor Swift is your number one artist.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, we'll probably we're gonna talk about that a little
bit later. But there's another wrapped. I do know there's
some apps that you don't want to see are rapped.
I was just thinking this before.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, there would be.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
My Audible, which is my e book listener. Yeah, favorite genre?
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Yeah, anyway, how many times did you listen to this phrase?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah? You repeated this thirty seconds. You're slurpy noise. There
would be Quinn. Imagine if Quinn did a rap, you'd
be like, oh yes, yes, They'll be like, why don't
you just move to Ireland? Anyway, No Tender does a
rapt okay, so I think that they do an individual
wrapped for the users. Then I looked around this group

(20:53):
of five. No one's using Tinder, fletch. Can you get
on Tinder? I just think it would be.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Making you love getting on people's tender and swiping. It
doesn't matter who they are about making a fake profile
that you can swipe just.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
To play, like, not to actually engage with anyone. I
just I don't know. I'm so fascinated by them because
I never got to be on them and be thankful
about that, I know. And everyone who's on tender listening
is like Haley, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know.
You always want we can't have anyway. So they do
a wrap for individuals, but they also do a general rapped.
This is for Australia, okay, but I imagine it'll be

(21:32):
quite similar for us. And they've got some global trends
in there. So here's some of the twenty twenty four
raps that it's like trends. Tender's Ossie trends for twenty
twenty four. Top ten Ossie interests that people put on
their profile. I'll do the top three sports, travel and
number one is the gym. You gotta say it's a
dating app, right hot? Yeah, sports and I go to

(21:57):
the gym. They put Spotify like songs on there and whatnot.
But we will talk about that a little bit later.
But trending words and bios ten Book, TOC nine, Run
Club eight Lane Lane Way, Yeah, Festival seven Fred again,
that was.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Massively this year. Yeah, and your profile, I know this,
it's not your brand. This is not you putting your
favorite I guess it's just you putting your favorite artist.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
But yeah, just always been like Lane way old day.
I don't know. Yeah, six Olympics, five doctor who for Yogi?
Now here's the top three Yogi Bear No.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Always trying to get my Yogi beer impression on Aaron Fletchers,
like no one knows whow Yuggy Bear is.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
That's how you could start it with really fit, bendy
women being like, oh my god, I see you. Okay,
the top three HOWK Tour really trending words and AUSSI bios,
HOWK Tour the beer. So I guess he's saying like, oh,
it's my favorite TV show.

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Yeap.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Number one Taylor Swift Okay, I'm a Swift d Okay.
There's so many international trends okay, fastest growing global interest.
So these are the ones that, like, this year saw
a huge peak. New music is fifth, four is heavy Metal?
Three playlists two spar Number one gaming, so more people
putting on their profile that they're gaming. Most common names

(23:23):
on Tinder female just do five, Sarah, Anna, Anna, Laura
and second Maria in number one.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is this Australia or worldwide. This is we've moved into worldwide. Okay, right, yep,
so you're right. Could be Maria Mightier, could okay, and Worldwife.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Of Men, Chris Lucas, David Daniel Alex. I mean just
water predict names. Yeah, most liked star signs, so you
put your star sign like those that got the most swipes.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
It's going to be cancer obviously.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Here we go fifth place. What are you vorns? We're
never in anything? Okay, you're a pice is, I'm a Libra.
You're a cancer fletch. Yeah, we're not on at all.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Are just never enlists? Yeah you're so Venimb're often last.
Yeah we're the first or last, but it's most often last, maices, you.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Feel so neutral. First of Sagittarius, fourth as Scorpio, three
as Leo, second Gymini number one virgos getting the swipes okay, okay,
you most used emojis and tinderbios none of these. I
use five owl meaning late night, yeah, late night person

(24:33):
a hand like this, A high five hand is one
hand here for real connections. It means okay, backpack, adventurous clouds, second,
no idea, oh should I Google watch? The clouds mean
in the dating profile. Yeah, and then number one is
bows like a rid bow. Okay, so weird. University Majors.

(24:57):
Biggest dating trends in twenty twenty four loud, old looking
main character energy to people who look like they're like
the life of the party.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Nano ships situationships are a thing of the past. The
world has embraced nano ships. Instead of wondering for months
of the status of relationships. Singles on Tinder this year
have been finding deeper meaning in the small name nano
things that bring them closer to a partner.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Cloud can mean you smoke weed. I don't know if
that's what that means. Or you're a little bit like
our airy, fairy like head in the clouds ah I
will say sometimes you're you cloud.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Wow, Well you go. Those are the twenty twenty four
Tinder trends. M's fledg Vaughn and Hallrie from the.

Speaker 8 (25:41):
Bustling z M think tank. This is the top six.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Hello there, someone who read it's noticed that Christopher lux
and our dear, our dear dear dear Prime Minister. I
think I think it's Lux done o Christmas chrisph apologize
the tear from Christopher has migrated to Luxe and so
it's Christopher lux then as selling his third investment property
of the year.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
I've seen some.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
News stories about this. Every time he sells one, how.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Many does he have?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
And then they do this investigation the startup and he
had seven or nine. I remember it was one of
the high odds. I never understand why, like super rich
people want to like be politicians, like who could be?

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Don't be rich? Like sell the houses and put your
fou Oh my god, I know, yeah, I don't you know,
begraduate how you want to spend your money. But isn't
it not a good time to sell?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Or is it a buyer's market?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I thought it was a buyer the market. Who ah.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't know how much he's had. I'm just trying
to google it, but it keeps giving me other suggestions
for five hundred a thousand Top six reasons Christopher Luxon
is selling so many of his investment properties number six
under us. He's got too many. He can't keep count.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah, it keeps forgetting and past? Should I own that one?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Have we drove past? And I know your dad did
it too, Fleets. You drove ourselves built that built that. Yeah,
that one. Yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Ship we own that. I've been a chick getting I
didn't even think about it. Number five on the.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
List of the top sex reasons. Christopher Luxe and selling
so many of his investment properties. Riddled with a sbestos.
You recon riddled with a sestos, right, Just paint over
it as any good landlord would. Oh yeah, make it
look not like a spestos. Yeah, thirsty sestos. Yeah, it'll
drink a couple of coats of paint. I don't think
they do that. I think they're all quite modern vorns

(27:30):
in property.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That's how he managed to do it so cheaply.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah. Yeah, used pestos and a modern pearl sprink up thirsty.
Number four on the list of the top sex reasons.
Christopher Luxean is selling so many investment properties. He's looking
to free up a little bit of cash before Christmas
because he's saving up to buy his secret Santa something
very nice.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
It would he was your secret Santa.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah. He got John Key this year and he wants
to impress John Key, and they've got to out by
each other.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, yeah, that's how it works.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I Number three on the list of the top sex
reasons Christopher Lux and selling so many of his investment
properties since becoming Prime Minister. We just can't manage to
squeeze them doing the lawns on the weekend anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Too busy you think he does his sign, He doesn't get.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Jumping, goes around all of all of the age trucks,
the mar in the back of the aut Q seven
folds down the handle.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Gosh, it goes around, but I can't put it all
in it. Busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy busy.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Number two on the less of the top sex reasons
Christopher Lux and selling so many investment properties. Have you
guys seen how much money houses are worth? Payda baby?
You're true paid abbaby? Why wouldn't you paid?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
A boom boom?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
And Number one on the less of the top sex
reasons Christopher Lux and selling so many investment properties. Second,
bloody tide of dealing with winging tenants who want things
like windows and running water and floors, And my day,
you provided your own floors.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
You weren't asking a landlord to provide stupid and significant
things like floors. We just jumped from joyce to joyst
if there was no floor, and we were happy to
do so.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We were We're just grateful for so grateful for.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Which your parent and now is also optional. No bet
is todays.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's tough.

Speaker 8 (29:06):
Sex plays it MS Fletchborn and Haley plays it.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Ms.

Speaker 8 (29:11):
Fletchborn and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Do you know what is wild as that? I'm a
musical theater lover and I haven't seen Wicked. I know
you've been so busy find poet, but I think I'll
see it next week and I cannot wait. And You're
a witch and I'm a watch You're this is you.
I know, I'm a musical watch this is my musical.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I know I wouldn't like this movie. But everybody's loving it.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Everyone's loving it. And I also I was looking at
my musical theater and my theater friends being like, that'll
be the snobs who are like God, everyone's just you know,
coming to the party pretty late. Everyone's like, Oh, it's amazing.
I can't wait. But obviously Ariana Grande see I try
to do it again. Has been doing the press circuit,
given a lot of energy, respect, a lot of press,

(29:54):
a lot of press. It's almost like she had a
box office you can.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Does she have a backdoor deal? Yeah, I wondered about that.
She was getting Reid resiltious is not quite the backing deal.
I knew it was back something back in the door,
like a lot of movie styles make a lot of
money from these of the movie like huge. She like

(30:19):
executive producer as well. Sometimes they're a big name than
my neighbor.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
But she's been doing it and then are so like
so many people. But uh miss identifying her as Hispanic
because I had to google this.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
She's she's she's American Italian. Yeah, generally Italian American Italian
American American goes Italian American. Yeah, yeah, American, but not
I don't even think first generation Italian Americas.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Some Italian in the bloodline the family. Aaron's Italian. He's cartesy,
but yeah, you wouldn't be like this is Italian. You'd
be like, there's a parking I mean there's a white guy. Yeah,
he's a white guy. She's a white woman. I had
no idea, you know, I always thought she was late Latino.
For her role as Glinda, she's she's really embraced her
natural untanned skin, but very white skin. Prior to that,

(31:14):
she was almost blackface, and she went through a phase.
I watched a video yesterday where she was like, I'll say,
she was speaking a little ghetto, you know, like she
was rocking a little bit of a attitude. So everyone
was like, are you blessed? She's Latino late washing? Are
you Latina?

Speaker 6 (31:32):
She was.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
She got her start on Disney, yeah TV, it was
a Disney on Nickelodeon, one of those ones. And when
she got into music, because that's what she looks like
now is kind of what she looked like then, Yes,
we're just with different colored hair. But then when she
got into music really tanned up.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah. Right. Someone was complaining that the casting of Wicked
was so woke, casting a queer black woman in one
role and a Hispanic woman in the other, and then
everyone was just like she white, Broy, she's straight up white.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
She's white.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
But I know, so Shara gets us all the time.
When I before I really knew Vorn and I I.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Was like, this is one's wife.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Yeah, we got a mary on her hand. I remember that.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It was at a heav you been paying attention thing
and we're sitting there and I said something about's dad
and how he's Chinese like Chinese, and but you and he.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
Were like, wait a minute, what And then everybody there
was like, was your wife not Maori?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
I was like, no, she's like a bit of it.
You should see her ancestory dot com. It's wild.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Oh she could.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
She could be like so many different even when we
went into Hawaii. Yeah, people talk to been in l
a and people start talking Spanish to her when she
when she was pregnant in New Zealand, older Maori woman
would come up and just start speaking fluent today and
the hand under her stomach and everywhere we go. And

(32:53):
so her brother's the same. They don't no one knows
where they're from.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Good little mix.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yes, we had some owen.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
That's wow. This is what I want to know this
morning from our listeners. Do people always mistake your ethnicity
for something else? Feel free to describe yourself, Feel free
to give us scenarios. And when this is maybe people
you've gone over season, they have to send speaking the
language and you just got a nod along.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
And then at the end we might say sins a
photo for proof. Now that's depending on your description.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
We made some proof. Yeah, if you're Middle Eastern and
people are always like that.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Where I'm from, sometimes they think I'm you know, Egyptian ormes.
They think I'm like, I'll judge because I'm pretty good
at casting and we're just trying from basically if.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You are in the coffee belt, I would. But Cliff
Curtis right, like this has been this has been a
weapon for him. It's so good in Hollywood. Yeah, he's
got a lot of MILDI roles in Hollywood films. He's like,
he's played Iranian Mexican. Yeah, like black.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
He's just like I want to do but everything was
also not aware of close Curtis syndrome because I asked
him when I interviewed him months was it awkward?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
It was very old. It was very awkward. Not as
good as the time that someone interviewed him in a
boxing match and then asked some questions about playing Uncle Bully,
and he was like, what are you doing anyway? We
want to know. Are you always mistaken for you? Do
people mix up your your ethnic ethnicity and think it's
something else?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
And maybe it was just an awkward situation and you
couldn't get out of it and you just went along
with it. Maybe maybe someone talking to you in another
language and say no, I don't what yep, yeah, okay,
oh eight hundred dollars a him give us a call.
You can text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
People always mistake your ethnicity? Wow, So everyone keeps calling
Ariana Grande Hispanic. She is white, She's Italian American. And
I mean I also thought this as well.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I was.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I was always too scared to say what I thought
she was. So you always just roll your arms just
in case.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, I'm glad we've had this cemented. Yes, I think
it's once and for all. Now we know, but we
want to know.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
There are some very funny messages coming. Okay, great, do
people always mistake your ethnicity for something else?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Let's go to Ashley Ashley, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Now, what what do you get mistaken for? To say? Now, Ashley?
What are you? Where are you from? New Zealand? Where
are you from?

Speaker 11 (35:31):
I get mistaken for in all the time bull of
aka bullet and so I'm Jamaican Mary.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Oh wow, Jamaican Mary.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
It's a bit of a different combo. No one ever
really guesses it first time. No, But the funny thing
about it is that people don't Sometimes they don't ask
me where I'm from, they just go buller.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, and do you just do you buller back?

Speaker 11 (35:56):
Or are you just like I go and then I
go there's another one?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Yeah? Whatever?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Note are you in Auckland to have you tried the
Jamaican restaurant? Oh no, I'm gonna crash.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Went the other day?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Hell is a Jamaican MALTI doing and crossed.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Thumb I record?

Speaker 11 (36:18):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Do you know what?

Speaker 11 (36:19):
One time I met this person in the UK who
also was a Jamaican Marty, and he's Heid.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
He called his kids Jimmy we Oh my god. That's perfect.
You're a wee.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
And it also kind of reminds me of that band Jamiracley.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, that's great. Grow resident Jimmie.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yeah, thank you, Ashley, Shane you were I'd just say
how well restranded was during that last really really, I
don't think I'm.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Getting quite enough commendation now Instagram looking Jamaic and Marty Yeah, horrible,
Good morning, Shane.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
What are you give mistaken for?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I and this only happens in Europe multiple times, multiple countries.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I've been aching for Italian.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I don't know why problem to have Shane?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, what do you think is what about.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Your feature the European or as he gay?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
It's the open shirt, it's the boat shirt.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It's the same with some of those English guys. You're
like gay, you just British?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah, chair is he gay? So what do you think
of your features that make people sleek that you're Italian?

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Well, I am white on rice with a cup of
bleachs to wash it down.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I'm here.

Speaker 8 (37:35):
I did not know.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Okay, wow, gosh.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Maybe it's you wear a lot of opened linen shirts, Shane.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Maybe I had a maybe I've got a Roman nose?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Now Roman that was not Is that what happens when
you get a nose job?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
You just look through the clear file like with and
you're like that that one that it was rhinoplasty?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Thanks everybody those job says. I didn't.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I didn't take a photo of Fabio and say this
is what I want.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Fabio's got a good nose, though, shade smashed by the
ghost when he was on the roller coaster.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh, I had to get rid of that's already got
the smashed by a ghost, didn't he? He was on
a roller coaster and a ghost flu in front of
him smashed him in the paper, Shane, thank you. Some
more messages out there. I am a white woman. I'm
white woman presenting with I'm actually half Indian. Some I'm
going Fiji thought I was Chinese. How about that for
a combo? Wow, I'm a I'm as ginger as it
gets and I once.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Hit a kit I had.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
An Indian woman asked me if I was Indian because
of my hairy arms.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Oh my god, I've had that once. What do you mean?
I was having a beauty appointment and an Indian beautician
asked me if I was a little bit Indian because
I had such course here. Really no, I just got
poly cisticoveran syndrome. Mmmmm. White.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
My brother's full blown English. We moved to New Zealand
when he was ten. He's now thirty and so tanned.
Everyone thinks he's moldy, the rare tanned brit.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
This is, you know, this is actually really sensitive topic
for some people. Someone message done and I feel for them.
I've been mistaken for pure white, but actually I'm Scottish
and Irish and it's really offensive. I'm so sorry. That
must be.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Really, that must really Everyone thinks my mate's half Filipino,
but she's just white. Oh that's a good problem to have. Yeah,
that's a great problem to have. God, you've been so restrained.
I'm really in my restraints restraint. I'm Pakia but married
to a Maldy man with dark hair and eyes, and
I work in a predominantly Pakia industry and constantly get

(39:44):
asked to lead a katakia and be the Maldi rim years.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Would anyone like to say a katakia?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Good?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I'm Maldy with a very moldy name. But if I
use my name of the phone and walk in, the
looked shocked. People assume on Pakia. Then I said my
name and they look shocked again. It's just shocked.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
We've got often people often mistaking variance of like Southeast
Asian for Maldi. I suppose we were kind of hark
from the same place the garden. Take me there? Does
it need weading?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
My ex was an ethnic chameleon. He's fil but he's
got a good name. Yeah, he had had in the list.
I've kept being confused. There's Chinese, Indian, Vietnamese, Mexican. He
has asked you was from Vanawatu and got a local
arrival card flying into Egypt. He could be a spy. Yeah,

(40:48):
that's they should choose. Yeah, yeah, looks as a spy. Yeah.
Somebody said, I work in retail. I constantly get asked
from Jewish because of my name. They don't see what
their name is, and apparently I look Jewish. And sometimes
people who even say Shalam born in Graymouth. I know
nothing about the Jewish religion whatsoever. Well, Shalam all the

(41:11):
way to Graymouth, shalom to Westport as well, if we're
over there, we might as well. I'm half Laosian, half European.
I have to get Maori or Hawaiian. Hey boy, the
restraints slipt into the drink there. Once I went to
Young Chat hold on now about young chart and the spark,

(41:33):
and the start spoke Chinese to me. Oh wow, okay, yeah.
My mom, who's Lowasian, was not happy. Oh yeah, what
a delightful mixed bag. I'm a Maori South African. But
they get saying what they got a yum chain They didn't,
but they went authentic.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I hope, I hope they got some chick it. You'd
be mad not to get soup dumplings.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Oh my god about the top ten.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yes, it's so I don't even know if you can
say that. We're birth my daughter. And the doctor said,
is her father Oriental? What snabble.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Girl from whid or now now we're I don't think
he can say our intel anymore?

Speaker 11 (42:17):
Old?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Was that doctor like some old mate oriental? Is a
father from the Orient?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Are you from the eighteen hundreds? Jesus, you don't say
that anymore. That is about our friends baby, the Maldi.
When the baby was born, the Maldi babies do look
Asian at birth sometimes, but I would say you wouldn't
know the father from the Orient.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Oh my god, I reckon when a baby comes out
as well, just don't say anything I don't father or
it looking like the father or anything. Yeah, that is
good stuff.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Ms. Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Ooh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Nineteen days,
sixteen hours, twenty six minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Until Christmas. I'm getting really excited. I love Christmas Day.
I love the fist of spiritA that I love the
I just know I've always loved Christmas. I'm ready for it.
And no gifts this year.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Well, our reports of Christmas where I feel like because
and we've said this because Halloween just goes so crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
It was delayed. It just kind of delays that.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
And then I feel like Black Friday sales have to
be done before you get into your properlight.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Christmas house is the hint of Christmas.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Yeah, yeah, but so many reports of like the big
Christmas tree and Auckland's been up and you know what,
people were winging about how much that cost. But people
are loving it. I haven't seen it. It's got like
a bajillion lights in it. I'll take your will and
then I, as a rate payer, you can be feel happy.
Who is paying city rates for rural I'm not copy boom.

(44:13):
I might coming to see it, Yeah, you should. You
should bring the kids depending and all the malls have
the big trees up, the decorations. Should we come around
your place and then I'll leave them with you for
a few hours. Absolutely, and I can go ahead and
have a meal.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
No, no drug, No, they can't got my things are
too nice on the grubby fingers on my nice We're
doing about teenage sort of teenage girls like that toddler's
run around them, knock things. They'll cry, They'll cry all
the time. What if they with themselves on the couch.

(44:49):
You know, I can't be having that, all right, said,
this is sort of a surprise.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
She just jumped on board a Quantus flight and then
seat twenty nine B as a full Christmas gooey Is
it a gooey?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah? Graphic user interface? Yeah, it's a technical term for
the TV screen you ever heard that day until we
meet someone who I was like, what do you do
for a job, and he's like, I go, I work
with the guys on a plane. And I was like,
that's very funny. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
it says the Quantus h what is it? A kangaroo? Yeah,

(45:25):
has got a Rudolph nose and anglers. It says Merry Christmas,
Welcome on board, Let's go, and then.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
It's like full Christmas themed.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I'd like to show you because Grider's Quantus is kind of,
by defaults an easy transition to a Christmas girl.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
A number of centers on their planes as well.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Yeah, they but late as well, something that's going to
be outdated in like three weeks.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Just realized we get to eat candy canes soon. I
like candy canes, Yeah, I really do. I hang them
on my tree and I eat them slowly but surely. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
New Zealand post has announced it's Christmas cutoff dates, and
that pretty close, if not already passed.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Internationally, already passed. I tried to send something fifteen days
ago overseas and it hasn't arrived. It was on the
twentieth of November. Did you skim? Did you skimp on
on postage? I just a good postage. It was ninety
dollars and it hasn't arrived. It was a T shirt. Yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
I remember sending like a bunch of chocolate bars to
a friend in London. Yeah, it was so expensive.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
This was Ireland.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
It's so explained to me how I can get free
postage from team I know on a two cent item.
I literally don't know how to make it money.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It's an old car. Yeah it was two cents and it's.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
A car it was, and then if I buy another car.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I get three more free cars.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
The Rockefeller sent a Christmas tree lighting will be happening today.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
That's Christmas. That's a big indicator.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Any minute, because it's around seven pm on December fourth,
there December fifth, p and L also Spotify Raptor is
out yes, also another sign Christmas. I've got a checks
this small morning. Good morning, Haley. In case you haven't
received numerous heads ups, there's a pop up shop on
your voice road and ponso me that sells Christmas tree

(47:10):
bird ornaments. That's my theme, birds and flowers, Birds and flowers, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
As soon as I saw it, love the show. Merry Christmas. Okay, well,
merry Christmas. And I also said Merry Christmas to somebody
this week. I haven't done. I haven't, I haven't started.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
No, I won't do that until it's someone I'm not
going to see again. The twentieth Oh.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Yet no, fifteenth, fifteenth feels right. You go into a shop,
see you later, have a good Christmas, Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
And then I'm like, Happy New Year. And it's April.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I always do that Happy New Year. I haven't seen
anyone for ages. They're like, yeah, well I'm frolling on.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Till the twentieth of until I go back to work
as a happy New Year in then okay, and then
it's no longer happy, and so I stopped saying it.
And finally, for reports of Christmas penetration, were there any
current promotions running with Pepsi Cola, the Pepsi Colar company, totally.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
They'd like to be referred to.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
And because if we do have a primo running with them,
I'll say, Wow, they've got a really interesting new flavor
that I'd love to try. If we're not running a
promo with them, I'm about to say they've canned vomit. Okay, well,
I don't know. I'm going to say this is an
exciting new flavor that I can't wait to try. Because
you know me, I'm a money man, the company money

(48:20):
you are. I don't want to scare off any advertisers. Yeah,
Pepsy have a new flavor just out for Christmas. Zero
sugar gingerbread flavored Pepsi.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh hey, I don't know food water when I need
delicious gingerbread.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Pips that could actually taste nice.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I had gingerbread caramel corn the other day, Like populum
gingerbread flavored caramel popcorn. That's nice.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Yeah, okay, that goal.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Last thing. Last thing. I was driving into work this
morning and I was like, man, I hope we reached
full Christmas pan. We can find out about the Christmas orphans.
I drove past them dead on the right, dead No
I couldn't believe it. I was driving along and I
was like, I looked at it. I was like, I

(49:13):
want there, is it a pilot dirt? I was like,
there's two small orphans? Not true.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Well, I'm sure it was the inborn with all that
of mine. Not looks like Christmas cards?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Mariah right, No, Christmas penetration is actual?

Speaker 11 (49:30):
What h what?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
And you know what that means?

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Whenever we have one hundred percent, we have to play Mariah.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Plays Fleshborne and Hailey play ms Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
It's Mariah Carey on zim all I want for Christmas
because Christmas penetration has reached one hundred nineteen sleeps away
from Christmas nineteen? How many pain days is that?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Stop it, stop it, stop it now. We are joined
on the phone by the lovely Kindle. Good morning, Kindle,
Good morning Gosh, Kendall. Have you done your Spotify rapped yet?

Speaker 8 (50:16):
I'm about to do it.

Speaker 12 (50:17):
And I'm pretty sure that Taylor is going to be
one of my top partists.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
That's not the top I was gonna say. If she's not,
we're revoking your tech up is because the reason we
are talking to you, Kindle, is because you won our
trip to see Taylor Swift in Canada.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
For her last show of the ginormous Eras tour. Oh
my gosh, remind me of the day. So this is
happening in a few days, right, yes, So with.

Speaker 12 (50:46):
Flier on Saturday, I'm taking my girlfriend. She flies in
from being overseas for three months tonight, so I pick
up from the airport tonight and then we leave on Saturday.
And her last show is on the Sunday.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Wow, Okay, that's going to be amazing.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
How much have you seen Taylor Swift play live before? Never?

Speaker 12 (51:05):
No, I tried to tickets when she was an Aussie
but couldn't get it. We queue for hours on the
ticket page. But you have made my dream go through.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Do you think that being the last show, do you
think that she's going to do anything like? Are you
hoping for maybe some kind of like announcement, some new music? Maybe?

Speaker 12 (51:24):
I hope. So I think that's what we're all always
hoping for.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
From say day.

Speaker 12 (51:27):
She always falls through and amazes us no matter what.
So it's going to be amazing.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
And have you got your outfit sordered?

Speaker 12 (51:36):
So funny you say that we had a secret center
at work two days ago and one of my close
friends got me a swifty tracksuit tom bottoms. So I'm
going to be bringing out on the plane. Oh wow,
for our era's outfit. We're going to do a casting
day tomorrow, my girlfriend and I, so we're going to.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Be This is so fun. I'm thinking a lot of
diamantes are going to be sucked up your vacuum. Have
an amazing time. Let us know how it goes. Yes,
tag us in your posts. I want to see you
enjoying this concert. Cold and Vancouver's a wrapper.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Oh yeah, what's the what timts have we got?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Currently? Six degrees? I mean what time is it there
in the morning?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be all right.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
You'll be right lunch time. Then just put on as
you'll be dancing. Take a warm puff up. We don't
want kindle catching a chill. Enjoy yourself, live it up please,
z M. Spledgborn Yesterday afternoon.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I was doing some yard work and my daughters were home,
so I was after school. Four o'clock. Yeah, and they
were kind of like waving and I took my off.
I said, what I said, did you hear that bang?
And I said, no, you and they said the power
has gone out. Mom said the power has gone out.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Meteor. Yeah, I thought meteor the roof. Yeah, media through
the local substation.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Whoa. And I was like, the power's going and I
was like, that's weird. And then I was like, I
wonder what's happened. And then we saw somebody at the
jumps up the road from us turning cars around.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh my god. And then you if land got out
my binoculars. God, of course I got binoculars. Do you
know what these monoculars were? A promo?

Speaker 3 (53:17):
A pair of binoculars to promote the TV show Lost.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
Oh my god, that's so old.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
They're all right, they're okay, They're not like great, they're
like super binocular.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah. My dad's got a really good pair of monocular
I want.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
One of those ones that like the Navy seals used
when they're like on a hell and they like zoom
in it. It's got like all digital stuff on it,
like distance and stuff, and it's dark, you can flip
the switch goes.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I want one that looks at the moon and then telescope.

Speaker 8 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
So I was with my lost binoculars, like Matthew Fox
on season one of Lost. Yeah, and Evangeline Lily's there,
and then no one else's name. I can remember Dominic Monahan. Yep,
that'll do. I scan the road and I see it
at a certain point. I say to myself, I say,
those powerlines shouldn't be lying on the ground like and

(54:12):
so car crash. So what bang was? We weren't quite
sure at that stage what But I was watching the
power looking at the powerlines going along the road, and
then there was this big dip and I was like,
that's not how they work.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Shouldn't dip. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to stay stay up.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
And so I was then the flat there were some
flashing lights and then I could see the guy in
the corner of the road. Tony people around was on
high viz. And it all got too much for me,
and I was like, I need to go have a look.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah, why are you such a nosy Parka, because otherwise
he'll never know I sort of get it. I need
to see it for myself and I need to see.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
If I need to know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I can't do anything about it, well can I?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Maybe I could be of the system. We go here,
we go so I jump on the quad bike and
I blat up the road.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I was supposed to be that you're planting up the
row and cold, but you're doing this to appear more
masculine and yeah totally and turning up in your little
gymny pull.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Up and the man that I could see that's turning
cars around as a member of the New Zealand Fire Service.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
And to them love the calendar, huge fan, That's what
I'd say. We're any of them, the ones on the calendar,
predominantly on the calendars, and also the saving lives stuff.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
I only dealt with one representative of the New Zealand
Fire Service, but he had some pretty New Zealand Fire
Service shades on. Oh yeah, do they have that shoeshad? No,
I don't have that shoe shades, but you look at
them like those are fireman shades, not really sort of
a modern aviator.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Service station sunglasses.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Look good sunglasses.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Me.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
I'm no offense to him. He was definitely a bit
of something, but he wasn't a.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Bit of you. I'm not into a lot of very
hot people. That's just my preference.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, so I like dirty, I'm like, what's happened? And
he said, someone's clipped the power pole. And so I
look and I can see the car and it's a corner.
What's happened? None of your business. None of your business.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Go home. So then you're obstructing justice. You're obstructed.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
You're obstructing the road, distructing the right part of the
quad Back off.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
The road to brother.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
On a quad by, No one's going to miss me.
And I'm talking to a fellow, a fellow fellow, the
second half man, a fellow human, about the perils of
driving around corners too quickly. Right, and he clipped the
power that I don't know your shares clipped the power
line and bought the pole down.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
So to me, I said, Tony thinks it's a she
could I heard that he or she's probably clipped the
power line, your honor, I played. I heard it. You
don't have to plead anything.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I heard it, and I see it more than a clip,
because the power lines doesn't chest say, you guys don't.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Want your chats? Do you guys need anything?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Like? Why, oh, yeah, we need another hose.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
We don't have enough water. Yeah, there's no hoses out.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
There's no danger of fire that they're doing more they
do more than what were you hoping for them.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
To say, we need another sitter man hand, we need
another hands you know, I got something in your home. Home.
I can't quite up drag the car out of the day.
You're gonna make them a cup of tea? There were
ds what I was And he's like, what do you mean?

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Like?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
What like?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
And I said, oh, do you have water or because
it was a very hot day and he's in his
full uniform and he's standing in like the heat, like
an umbrella or something.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
How long is he going to be standing there? It's
a hot, hot hole. We have a water bottle probably?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
He said, water is so embarrassing, so embarrassing for you people.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Know that we publicly associate with him, Yes, d D.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
I was offering him shade from the hot hot shade.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Oh my god, he's you're an umbrella.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
He's doing this, John, I don't know all good things.
And I said any idea how long it's going to be?
And he's like, al, I'm not hurrying him along. And
he's like at the stage to charge my phone. Oh
my good, stage, we're not quite sure. I was like,
oh good, Should I pop up later with some food?
For you guys do a legal lamb.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Well know the powers out. We ended up getting fish
and chips. I could have taken in the peantry.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Drive up there and I'll say to the woman at
the fish and ship shop, who, regardless of how much
order it's gonna be ten minutes, I drive up there
and I'll be like, what do you guys want?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Do you guys want what you want to get at?
Some preps be hot wanted.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
I wanted to close the I wanted to be like,
come on, mate, do that so that I want to.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
I'm going to end this with one really thirsty tweet
that we've just received. You know I get thirsty tweet
text tip embarrassing grandma. Well you know I get thirsty
for the firefighters. But somewhere message and if I was
in the car accident and Vaughan showed up on a
quad bike, I think I'd pretend to be dead. No,
they pretend to be dead so they don't have to
talk to me. Play z m's fledged phone and great

(59:33):
Reddit thread of and it's men complaining about things women
have done on first date. It's not just us because
so often when we do these things, it is the
other way around. Someone shard a story of going on
a very first date when and this fellow was saying,
when he goes on a first date, who always leave
his phone in the car so that he can be present,

(59:54):
because like us, it's just an automatic thing. Just pick
it up. She, however, sat there text. He could see
she was on apps the whole time, just that she
obviously wasn't into him. Then well, I mean they've just arrived,
they've just sat down.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Wish her in a parking app because she can be
a little bit confused.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
This was a little bit ago. Was Twitter, so she
was on Twitter, so she's not engaging at all. So
he sat there in silence, trying to make a point
of the silence for a while, and then thought, yeah,
screw this and said, can you stay off your phone
long enough for us to actually engage in a conversation,
to which she said to what she said hard just
a second and then was on the phone. So this

(01:00:36):
kind of sparked this Reddit thread of the things that
women do on a first day, or that women have
done on a first date that was an instant turn off,
and they're great like something. I invited her to the
theater for a nice meal, trying to give her some
conversation while she was on her phone the whole time.
Then in the subway, she sits next to me and
caught eyes with a guy across and started talking to him.
That was the immediate I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
She's just not that into you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, that other guy though, they feel pretty good. Yeah.
She told me some friends were coming over with some
illicit substances and since they didn't know me, I had
to leave. So he had gone off to have a
nice time. That she was like, actually, my friends are
bringing over some some party, some.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Party, because they didn't know if it was like an
ark or she was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Awful to the weight staff. And immediately I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Was like, no way, that's a giant red flag.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Yeah, totally. There's so many examples, and this is what
I want to hear from our listeners. Yes, when you've
been on a first day, what was the thing that
immediately made you go and no, this is not the one.
And when I either six an any sixes whatever, I
just want to know that thing. Maybe it was maybe
it was a smell, maybe it was something they said,

(01:01:46):
Maybe it was a.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Behavioral thing, yeah, anything. And then as soon as you've
got that egg. You just can't get out. You just like, no,
it's done, and then you've got to go through with
the rest of the meal or the rest of the day.
Yeah you don't. Yeah, that's true. Maybe some people do bail.
Do you know what? You're so all fulm out give
us a call on it. Hundred darns at him? You
can text through nine six nine saves.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
What if someone do on a first date that immediately
put you off? There is a great Reddit thread with
and it is just men popping off about the women
and the things that women did on a first date
that made them go instantly no, no, no, no, that's it.
We're not going to another one of these.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
You're never getting past this one thing. So guys or girls,
it doesn't matter. What did someone do on a first
date that just made you say nah no no, nah
na nah nah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
When you read these you think humans say, yeah, avoid
them at all costs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
Jenna, what was it that he did on a date
that you just couldn't get past?

Speaker 12 (01:02:44):
Good morning, guys, and he couldn't parallel park embarrassing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
So how badly? Because sometimes it is a tight park,
know you give it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
A no, no no.

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
It was like a small car.

Speaker 7 (01:02:59):
It was like, you know, like a little star, little stothing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
I can't remember what it was, and he poked me out.

Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
Star was like, I don't really like being picked up
because then I can't go when I want to go. Yeah,
so's tal Ol parking on the street down in Wellington.
And I said to him do you want me to
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I've got this, I've got this and you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Oh good then?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
And did you go through with the date as well?

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
I didn't leave.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
He picked me up, but.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
You knew that it was the last date. Oh, it's
so bad.

Speaker 12 (01:03:37):
It was so bad because I'm used to driving all
kinds of vehicles.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
But I've spoken to you before.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
My parents of American cars.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Oh yes, yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:03:46):
And so I'm like, come on, dude, this is tiny.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
You can feel it's just a Zokie swift. My dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
When you say come on, this is tiny, you can
do it. Still talking about the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Car or no, excellent? She was talking about the car.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
There was after she had to watch the parallel par No, Gina,
thank you GC. What happened on a first date that
makes you say? That made you say?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Nah?

Speaker 7 (01:04:12):
So I was her first date with the girl. We
were talking about where we are from, yep, and she
was from Auckland. She had lived in Auckland her whole life.
She was twenty five and she had never left the
area of Auckland. She had been as far as Welsford,

(01:04:32):
and she had been as far as like the bomb Bays,
but not outside.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
And you you were just like, nah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:39):
Well, at the time, I was going overseas, I was
going to the UK, I was going to the US,
and I was just like, I don't know how you
can be that age and New Zealand not even not
necessarily travel overseas, but not traveled outside your region totally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
You haven't adventured on a road trip at least. I mean,
we're just an hour out of light for Hamilton, you know,
take a road trip.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I mean I grew up being moving, moving all over
the country. By the time I was I'd pretty much
seen the whole.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
Of New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
It's a great country.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Just we all, yeah, we all agree, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
With that, there was the deal break, deal break at Jesse.
Thank you some messages.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
You need to come to say that a bit of
a sixy show today.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Yeah, yeah, okay, you wanted to read one of your coins.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
I just want to let him know I'm quite well traveled.
She's been here, she's been lots of places I lived
for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Me with tattoos, and him saying I don't like tattoos.
I prefer piercings.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
I like to suck on them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
That's that's a note, that's an okay, okay. We went
on a dinner date for our first date. He wore
a hoodie to a dinner date. Immediate no about how
cold was it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Yeah I get it though, you know, pop on a jacket?
Yeah yeah, somebody else. Kind of a lot those lines said.
I was going to quite a nice restaurant on a
date with a girl, and she turned up. She packed
her own food books. She didn't want to have to
pay She looked at how much it was going to
cost online that so she packed her own food exactly.

(01:06:13):
I was like, that's insane, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Here's a double wheremy on a first date went on
a date with a guy. He asked if I was
Jewish because I had a big nose, and then grabbed
my wrists and he try to get away to show
how strong he was from Crossfurt. Try to get away
so bad you ain't able to. It's the implication. Look
how strong I am terrible. I've just insulted your appearance. Yeah,

(01:06:38):
and now try it away.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
If you wanted to, you couldn't if I was fighting you.
I'm a person of color. A dude literally bit my
hand softly and said, I just wanted to see if
you tasted like chocolate too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
This is a true story, my god, this is the
true story.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
On our first aid in twenty sixteen, he said two things.
One Lawrence is overrated too. I'm glad you're not a nurse.
I don't know too many nurses. Turns out he was
nervous and trying to sound cool. Oh yeah, he is
delightful and we're married with two dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Okay, okay, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Does he still think Jennifer Lawrence is overrated?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
I think she's raided now. She's appropriately raided a few
movies under a belt.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, she even took break, didn't she From I went.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
On, I went on a bumble date with a good
looking guy like turned up. He was a good looking guy,
got to the pubby smile dudes and hit no front
teeth just none.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
All of his photos there was no visible tech. Okay,
that's called teeth fishing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
I went on. I went on a date. The guy
told me he rented a room in a ganghouse. But
I'm not in the gang. I couldn't get out of
there fast enough. I also can't imagine the mongrel mob
on Airbnb. You know, I don't think that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
For a flatmate accidentally click, you know, not entire place,
but just a room in someone's house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, a long term rent. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Did you see overnight Italy? The entire country banned pasta
ben self chickens on Airbnb like that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
They're sick of lockboxes, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Even just because you're sick of lock boxes, it doesn't
mean you outlaw the most convenient way to check ins.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
When you don't want to meet Lorenzo on the street,
I can't be bother.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Also, they don't want to meet you on the strow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Lorenzo just tells me where the key is. What Lorenzo's
a hot Italian Lorenzo speaking of one of the first
things that guy said on a date was I've never
eaten Italian food before, and that was just the you
never had a pizza. Never never had pasta. This is
a classic one. Lots of their first date with the guy.
Within two minutes, ex girlfriend was mentioned.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
That's one to one. But the end of the day
it was as a he had gotten over there. Guy
said and wrote the satur the day I'm sorry for
I'm a bit of a funny mood. My wife died
two weeks ago, to shock, right, and thinking maybe I
need a date again. Obviously, Yeah, immediately regret that. So

(01:09:18):
I'm going to need to explain. Yeah, that's tough. What's
the correct amount of time after your wife dies?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Oh god, that's up to the individual. A guy told
me I had a body built for muck bangs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
That's that thing where you eat real quick and real
noisy and video yourself doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I personally would not take that as a compliment. I
personally would not want to hear that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
I got asked it said on your profile there was
a Colombian flag.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
I had to look it up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
So do you have access to drugs or Oh god sake,
not the one?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Ah, not one and all.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Dinner date, he said, dress care, dinner, drate, his dinner date,
Jesus dinner date. Spit it out he said, dress casual, yeah,
And I was like, okay, so I dressed sort of okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Smart casual. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
He tuned up on crocs with socks on. That's comfortable, comfortable,
drive like sports Monde crocs or relax.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Mine. Went on a date with a girl to the
Saw movie. She just laughed through all the scary bits
and the gruesome bits. What a psycho? Why did you
go to the Saw movie? Together?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Went on a date to a Chinese restaurant. He started
mimicking the waitress's accent, went on, imagine at least you
find out there and not on your wedding night.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
And he's like and then he's got a speech. I
know that the staff works a glass of one, and
you're like, what are you doing? Yeah, on our wedding day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
It's our wedding day, and our first day was at
a Chinese restaurant where the waitress sounded like this and
then does it in front of everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
You'd be like, oh yeah, held this slip through it
MS Fletch Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
Plays it MS Fletch one and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do do do do do doo doom. It's well,
Disney Week here effected the day the man, not the company.
Although I did see an interesting thing because I always
get confused between Disney World and disney Land. Oh yeah,
Disney World has O R L in it Orlando. Disneyland

(01:11:38):
has L A in it land. Oh that's how you
know God, I will never forget that now, Disney thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
What's in Tokyo disney Land? Yes, because it's got a
land and Tokyo it's on land. You remember that one?

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Yeah, and I can tell you I should have called
it disney Yo disney Yo. Yeah, Disney o Tokyo, Disney
Tokyo one in Paris, Yes, euro that's called They should
have called it Disney the Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Remember to keep going. Where's whe's the other one?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Shang Hi's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
Yeah? They call it could have called it shang Disney.
It's not. I think I might have fallen apart and
you're losing Disney High.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, Disney is better.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Disney you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It's not recommended to go to Disneyland High commitment of
full on experience. Lots of people do, but it can
be especially a small world, and they.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Much.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Okay, Today's Walt Disney fact is, Walt Disney is in
a very exclusive group amongst people with the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. He's in this group Worth mel Blanc, who
is the voice so voice of thousands of cartoon characters,
Mike Myers and Jim Henson my Myers, Jim Henson, Walt Disney,

(01:13:04):
Mel Blank.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
So they've got all got something in common. They've all
got something in common.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
What does Mike Myers have in common with voices?

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
The voice of Shrek voice Shrek, You're on the right
path voice voice he was Austin Powers, You're off the path,
go back to Disney he voiced Shrek.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Yes, Walt Disney voiced Mackay correct most famously Move and
Jim Henson.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Was from so Green They're all green. No, we've kind
of already said on it both the all voice opens
the characters. We don't need to keep going the color
of them. We'd already answered it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
For themselves and their character. Okay, So Mike Myers has
a whole would Walk of Fame star for being Mike Myers,
Shriek have one, Shrek's got a Hollywood Walk I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
They should do. It's people, it's silly. People are betraying,
portraying these characters. Actually what shreak if it done sort
of thing. He's an animated character. He's not real.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
And it's weird because if you don't know how it is,
you've got to pay for a day. Yeah, someone or
someone nominates you, or you apply for it, someone nominates you. Yeah,
and someone oftentimes it's their agent, the agent or the
production they're.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Working on, so they nominate them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
They nominated Shrek, Donkey, Donkey, I'd say, yeah, the gingerbread man, Yeah,
maybe he could have come in there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
The buttons. That was a really good gum drop buttons.
Got it wrong. Now you got it wrong, so it
wasn't good. Not the chocks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
No, it's gum drop buttons, not.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
The camel good problems.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
So that I will give you the exact wording.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Nominate me for.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
And Kermit the Frog on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Mel Blank has honored as himself and as Bugs, Buddy
Walt Disneys himself and Mickey Mouse and Mike Myers as
both himself for his Wayne's World work yep, and often
powers as you said, and also the character Shrek.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
But who decides what characters get? These stars stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
They nominate them and if they've made enough of a
cultural impact?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Yeah, what about like Cartman about cultural but what did
they get?

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
What any of the Simpsons characters totally have Hollywood I
don't know what Hollywood Walker fome could be a good
fact of the day where I'm loving this Bugs.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Bunny snow White, the Simpsons, Big Bird, Woody would Peck
and Mickey Mouse, the rug Rats, Comit the Frog, Godzilla,
Shrek winning the person they'ld be tinker Bell.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
And Donald Dark but no Cartmen. That is discuss if
you want to talk about cultural impacts.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Yeah, you know what Carmen would say if you found
he didn't have a Hollywood walks s.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
That is good. Not as good as my ginger Genyadman
wasn't good. Not the raspberry buss. Today's fact of the
name is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:21):
That Walt Disney has a Hollywood Walk of Fame staff
for himself and also Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Yeah, do do do do do do do do do
do do do do.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
Do do do do do do do, dud do do do.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
Do play its flesh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
One yesterday I was working outside as I have been
getting ready for this council inspection today. Thoughts some prayers welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
You'd recommend renovating, wouldn't you do anyone?

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Am I good to anyone? Old house? The better the
olderess that you want. What you want to find is
quite a rundown house. I deally older than one hundred yeah, yeah,
And you want to buy it too small so that
you need to extend. And do you recommend buying at
the peak of a property? Yeah, So don't buy now.
You want to walk about three years ago and.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Why the house even now is worth less? And then right, yeah,
and that's what you want, but you're paying its significantly
more an interest to keep because the interest has gone up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
That's what you want. That's how you want to Yeah,
And then you want to sort of have problem after
problem after problem, and you want to still be going
three years later.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
That fire the builders halfway through?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Yeah, what you want to do is you want to
you want to switch builders halfway through and and switch
banks halfway through. I think that's a good thing as Wow,
who you got Witworth. It's yeah, it's such a braze
and what you'll find is it really has made you
stronger as a partner and a couple. Anyway, today's the
final day, well not you know, like this stuff to do,
but the final council signers. So we've been working outside

(01:17:53):
and it is hot in Auckland at the moment. So
I don't have like the right year. I don't have
shorts ready for summer or anything. Oh my craps, it's around.
I don't know by some jawts. Are you going jaws?
You're gonna go orts again? But I think can I
say something? I think you're ready jews. I think the shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
No, not like he's thinking. No, beg jeans, shorts are
three quarters. You need some kind of a baggy capri.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
But not you want girlies want? What do you suggest
for worn for summer shorts?

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
Like the ones that channel is right now? We're not
going like a slim slim fit.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
No, he doesn't wear those, he doesn't do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
He wears a pair of skinny jeans cut off just
above the name skinny jeans that win. So I cut
them off with the like the ones with the ribbed knees.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
You know, crazy don't need hardy jeans.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
I think he needs a nice pair of like like
a camp like a nice fait cotton shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
White.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Why did they rib jeans? Got one? Nobody strengthen the
knee right motorcycle knees. But you're like, I'm not riding
a bike. I'm in a Mazda anyway, So yester, I
don't have the right shorts. So what I did was
I just wore outside. I thought I was just gonna
be outside, like a nice loose T shirt and my

(01:19:19):
chub rub shorts, which are basically like a pair of
short pantyhose that stopped your thighs from rubbing. I just wear.
I always wear them one of my dresses and my skirt.
They're great, but they are just a very thin fabric
like a pantyhose. So I was rocking around the house.
They're not a pair of undies, basically like a big
pair of undies, right, they go up nice and high

(01:19:42):
and down mid thigh. So I just had those on
nice and cool. I thought, thin, I'm covered, you know,
in my own backyard, totally fine, and I was comfortable.
And then I forgot that I was wearing them when
I went to the dairy, to the liquor store, and
then drove all the way into the big whist skate,
went to the chemist, where went to the warehouse, stationary,
went to the tank cellar, and then came back home.

(01:20:04):
And then I like realized that I had been out
through for maybe just over an hour and basically completely
see through. You would have seen the shape. You would
have seen my cheeks through these shorts, and no one said,
this isn't the first time you've done it. Why are

(01:20:24):
you not learning from your own because last I was
at my house doing mistakes. I was just at my
house and someone came into the house and I was like, well,
you know, I just wearing these that I paraded like imagine,
strutted around through sort of a like a light mesh
like the bare boons at the zoo. I turned around.

Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
You see their big pink bums.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Yeah, And no one said anything, excuse me, as I
can see your ass yeahing cheek and hole.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
You've got to put shorts on woman.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Wearing any pants. I genuinely think if I saw a
woman out in my situation, I would know in my
soul she has forgotten those are not real shorts, or
she's forgotten the top garment that's supposed to go on top,
and I would say to her, oh my gosh, on
just just a heads up and you can see three
your little shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Would you have gone to KM out or something and
got some shorts if someone had said something.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Yeah, probably, or I would have like run to my
car and just left.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Anyway, if you saw me out about in west Auckland
yesterday with my whole took us on display, please know
it wasn't inten It wasn't a fashion move.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
We'll make sure that you wear pants your counsel inspection,
otherwise you'll get you'll fail for like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
No pants, skimpy little skimpy little top. I don't know.
I don't know how does it work.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I don't know how it works. But then if you
get a gay counsel inspector.

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
And I'll meet me in the wardrobe, you put these.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
On and then no put on the statas I put
on my choice of art harness on him, you'd be great.

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
Please. It was fleeh Wood and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Spotify rap day A little bit later than usual, isn't it? Yes,
has been coming the producers and the producers both have
been absolutely steaming for it. When does it normally come out?

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
It was it's normally yesterday last week. Do you think
they were waiting for last week?

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Do you think they were waiting for all of the
artists around the world to film those hostage like videos
to thank their fans.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Hi, thanks so much for being in the top of listeners. Yeah,
I really appreciate your support and all the money I'm
getting from Spotify. I think that they.

Speaker 6 (01:22:35):
Probably just wanted to like amp it up a bit
more because there was They were posting a lot teasing it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
They don't usually do that. Yeah. I didn't even recognizinging
us along.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
I didn't even recognize the artist that came on to
thank me for listening to so much of her music
because she's not drag, because she was just like she
just maybe had a shower.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Yeah, spoken Tampero is your number one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Yeah, across the board. Across the board. My top song
was red Wine souping over by Chapel Ram I'm in
the top zero point one percent of listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Blog, I think you're number one song as well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
Yeah, so you're cheating on Taylor swat So do you know.

Speaker 6 (01:23:15):
What's funny, My top artist is Taylor, but she's not
on my top five songs because.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
You probably listened to a more even spread with your
thrash chap.

Speaker 6 (01:23:24):
That's the thing, right, she has so many songs that
there's not one that's constantly on repeat.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
They're all constantly Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:30):
It's quite confronting when you get the total minutes you've
listened and you're like, that's how I'm making myself so much.
I listened to forty four days of podcasts, A month
and a half of podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I didn't Yeah, like I said, I hope they don't
do a Quinn or Audible rapped because I haven't listened
to a lot of podcasts this year. But my me
mine was Bogan, It was Metallica and System of Doubt.
But I just pleased that they have filtered out brown noise. Yeah,
because I've had when I've done the DJ thing before

(01:24:05):
they it was mixing all my favorite songs or something,
and it was it just kept brown noise keep coming
on my.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Sleep, So the obviously excluded brown noise.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Or white Yeah, that would be mine. I listened to
every single night.

Speaker 8 (01:24:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Yeah, But do you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Think Spotify thinks you're like twenty three of onn and
you're a white female. October was my Pink Pilarates Princess
Struck Pop month.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
Yeah, they're like, hey, Queen, keep it up at the gym,
Queen Top five artists.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
I can't explain eminem at five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
I listened to that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Album once, and it was because George Burt was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Like, you've got to listen to the album.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
It was a good album, but like we were saying, yeah,
I listened at the gym to like a gym playlist,
and that's the only time I listened super.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Miss You're random.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Yeah, and then Charlie Xcyes, The Last Dinner Party, Sabrina
Carpenter and Chapel ro I're a white girl, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Are a white I'm a white old Bogan man.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Well, congratulations to you podcast listen. You've reached the end.
So I would assume if you've listened all this way through,
you're either asleep in which case.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Or do you enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
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Speaker 8 (01:25:15):
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