Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 19th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the zitim podcast network.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
This is from Flesh and Haley's Big Pond.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Thanks to animates making happy happened for pets.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Hello, good morning, Welcome to the show Fledgfaorn and Haley.

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Season. What season of the show is this?

Speaker 6 (00:18):
Season five?

Speaker 5 (00:19):
For me?

Speaker 6 (00:19):
Season five, five, season twenty two for you guys, slash five.
I think it's just season five. Can you know what? Remember?
This is fresh?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Do you think this was? It was a spin off?

Speaker 6 (00:32):
This is the spinoff?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Was the Real Housewives slash We've got a Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, right, okay, season five?

Speaker 7 (00:38):
Missed you guys when we were when we were away, yeah,
I mean we talked every day.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
We mostly we did talk a lot, a lot of
photos and goss.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
What's a goss was.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Spread through the WhatsApp, which, by the way, works in
different countries and even on the plane normally shocked shocked.

Speaker 7 (00:54):
To know these planes?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Ah did a constant tread on staying in the air,
I reckon.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Now coming up on the show, why, by.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
The way, it is an hour hour longer.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
Yes, So if you're listening now and you're like, man,
I start at six and I go all the way
to nine.

Speaker 8 (01:12):
We're now like one of those. Do they still do
the currunchy arms with ten percentic? You do you remember
when they did those? I always thought it was a
twenty five percent extra. Twenty percent extra doesn't seem you know,
twenty percent extra.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, okay, so it doesn't seem worth going on about bigger.
So we're bigger, bigger and better season five. Yeah, coming
up on the show while we're away producing, girl is
caught up with I Believe a woman that is in the.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
House and she's a wife. She's a wife, she's a housewife.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
She's a housewife, and she is a Mormon. One No,
I don't know what Mormon? What does she do?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Which housewife is this? And her are we talking to
soon on the show?

Speaker 9 (01:50):
And GK from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
So that's a good one. Oh okay, So wait, does
she have like one she's a Mormon?

Speaker 9 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, like she's Greek, but use the rest of
them basically.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Yeah, And she's having Bisco biscuits put into her and
the new viral crey.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
We'll discuss that later on in the show as well. So
she's coming up on the show. You got to speak
to her.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Yeah, we were freaking out.

Speaker 9 (02:16):
This was a big one and they were like, oh no,
flitchworn and Haley Away.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
We're like crazy, what if we spoke to her? Oh
my god, yeah we got the.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Shaft because we would have said no, right, yeah, yeah,
we would have next on the show.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
We have discussed this but has been confirmed. The new
Karen for twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Six Fletchborn and Haley big pod.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
So sign note before we get into this situation. The
New Karen for twenty twenty s. I don't know if
the listener can hear it, but we've got a new light.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yeah I think you can.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
I think you can hear it radiating through our voices
like a big studio line.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like square light cloud.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Ye, yes it is. It's like light cloud. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
So if you're looking at it on our socials, FeH
sitt him everywhere that your socials, you might see it.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
We sparkle in our eyes and I think wanted in
the voice as well, or a.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Lot more facial detail that we don't want you to see.
We all walked in the seat down light.

Speaker 7 (03:13):
Can we test that because they're really gonna shot the
bags in my eyes? Okay, we we might have touched
on this because everyone the internet loves to sort of
villainize a name. Yes, twenty nineteen is when the name
Karen really took a beating. Yes, you know, twenty nineteen.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Who thought I would have thought earlier, but no, that's yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Twenty nineteen, according to this article, was the year that
it just like blew up and every Karen was a Karen,
and every it's like all the reels and the toks
and that were about Karen's. So they're like, it's time
to move on because we're all aging up. So they
looked back at kind of the age range of people
that tend to complain.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, so wait, Karen's are still Karen's.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Karen's always gonna Karen.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Okay, right, yeah, my friend who's Karen is Karen with
an eye?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And she what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Lets you know Ryan? Yeah, it's it's announce k I know.
It's like Sarah's who don't put an h'm I'm sorry, Sarah,
you're Sara. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It's like a Casey with twoses.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
You're a Cassi.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
You're a Cassie exactly. So nineteen eighty five to nineteen
ninety is now the complaining generation. Hey, that's me nineteen
eighty five or nineteen ninety.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Wait, is it Hailey? It's not a Haley.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Haley doesn't have that vibe. No, they've described it as
a bitchy name. Okay, Jessica, Well you've got a best friend, jess.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yess Is she a Jess isn't a bitch?

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Jessica is, yeah, yeah, so my Jess, my bestie, jess
has never No one calls it Jessica.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yeah, she's Jess to her core.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Does anybody go by full Jessica?

Speaker 10 (04:50):
The butchers the men butchers them butchers, Jessica, Yeah, the
Mona's Jessica Simpson, Jessica Albert.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
You never say jess Alba. No. I would also never
grab a bird, no rhy not.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
But she is now because that that's the name of
the new Karen. And you know who confirmed it, and
this is and that when you know when this happens,
you know it's right read it. In fact, it came
together and they said, what is the new Karen? And
they've officially crowned Jessica the new Karen For millennials.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Were there any like runners up any close?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
I don't think so. Jess was a clear Winner, And
is he ever a man Lisa Lisa?

Speaker 7 (05:30):
I think Lisa's had a few more wines than Jessica.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
I think Lisa's a bit Usa Losa Lisa.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Was he ever a male version of Karen? No? Why
did the men escape that?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
What is the male version of Karen?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Because men love to complain as much as women.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
But the women.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
It's about the clippedness and the kind of energy the
male vision Karen. Doesn't you know there isn't a universally
agreed name, but Brad Todd and Kin suggested male Tod
Kevin often used online to describe an aggressively clueless or
obnoxious guy.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Yeah, David, David David, not Dave David? Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Can I see the manager players? And who may I say?
Is asking David?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
The fleet worn and haileyd.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
And Haley.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Silly little pool, silly little pole.

Speaker 11 (06:30):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,
silly silly little poo, silly little.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
Pole, silly.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Today's silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
When you are I have a new show come out.
It's episodic and it comes out weekly rather than it dump.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
How do you watch it?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
The options were watch every new it as it releases weekly,
like it's the nineteen nineties that you'll watch it broadcast television,
wait for a few EPs and then watch some or
wait until the full season is out and binge it all,
which I normally do, but this will surprise you. The
most common one people watch every new app.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
As it releases weekly.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
I think that's me. And afterwards, I'm like, ah, when
I've got like four weekly is on a go. Yeah
that's good. Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
But then also confusing because sometimes they all start to
blend in you like, yeah, yeah. The second most probably
one of thirty three percent of people wait for a
few EPs and then watch some of them, and seventeen
percent have the patients to wait until the full season
is out and then Okay, So I'm in a minority
there because I've got this exact conundrum right now because
the Pit season two has just come out Golden Globes

(07:43):
last week at won Best Drama at one Act of
No While and a supporting actress.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
It's incredible. Christine loves it.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
In my moment, oh yes, and she loves She was
going to sit down and get into that again.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
But then so I start seeing things online. I'm like, God,
damn it, Like, what are you doing with Fallout season two?
Because that's the same that's weekly.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
We saw the first two episodes when we went to
the yeah launch, I watched the third and I'm like, no,
I've got to wait till it's all out.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, the Pit's not a show that's going to have spoilers.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It's the Stranger Things, And like we were watching Stranger
Things as they dropped over Somemer because you know, the
internet was just so obsessed with it that you don't
want to see the spoilers.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
So the pet is just as a hospital drama, yes,
because I'm just.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
But it's it's incredibly realistic and it's insanely intense in
real time. Yeah, so it's it's every episode is an
hour of a fifteen hour shift, right.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I don't care. I'm just.

Speaker 8 (08:46):
I don't like I don't like grazy. I don't like
those kind of shows.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Grazing Enemy got effing stupid. No people and they were
like it slowly got so crazy it.

Speaker 7 (08:56):
Was the and the Boiling Ghost or they didn't.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lost you people love it. They still watch it religiously.

Speaker 6 (09:08):
That merediths what's her name, Meredith Gray? She is milking
it Allen Allen Pompeo.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Has she leavet Orf. She's still there.

Speaker 6 (09:16):
She's still there. It's her anenemy. She admits that she
was never going to have a career in film, like
become an actress actress, because she was so attached to
that thing, which was like, man, I'm playing bills. Yeah,
she'd be filthy rich, like we can't even imagine.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Well, the people have spoken. But here's what they had
to say. Oh, I like that line. The people have
spoken of it. Here's what they had to say.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
No, it's by voting. But now that here's what they
have to say. No, it doesn't feel right, But the
people are spoken. Here's what they have to say. Here's
what they have to say. Makes more sense. That's I'm
going to remind me to do that every time.

Speaker 8 (09:53):
Well, have you come back in twenty twenty twenty six,
trying to be some kind.

Speaker 10 (09:56):
Of yeah, gendary broadcast, I'm launching a tw watch this.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Wow, what's what's at the core of your religion?

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Freedom?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Freedom, boobies.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
That's an easy one. Hey, WA's in freedom, that's actually
what that's called.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, Hayley, you'll give you ten percent of your wages?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah, absolutely Dude's and freedom, yeah, says the weekly release
kills me.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
The rookie is too good for one a week.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
That's out, by the way, I think, yeah, that season
eight of the Rookies hidden Lauren. I like to fall
behind and get some in the bank so I can
watch a few at the time where I can.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
However, avoiding spoilers is where it gets tricky. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Also, glad you guys are back. I hope you had fun.
Oh thanks, Rhiannon. You want to go into that fun
now or should do that later? Podcast only? Podcast podcast only?

Speaker 6 (10:49):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Business country has standards and
here is some freedom bles. What do we say to God? Bliss? Yeah,
bless you.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Instead of eating the wafer, you go, it's just a big.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
She goes out the front of you like this big statues.
Just she's just going to boobies out and you just go,
please be with you. I can't wait. Instead of anointing
you with holywood, she just splits on your forehead. Oh no,
that's a bit fun. Thank you. I feel it was
six years from COVID. I feel Spitten's back.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Moving on.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
That didn't take I can't wait to have I can't
wait I'm gonna just go to a new one. Binging
is where it's at.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
I simply cannot stand waiting a whole week to be
drip feed an episode. I need a whole season at
a time. Amy said, I am never up to date
on anything to watch weekly except for this new season
of The Pet, which.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Is ironic because the format of the show is differently
a bit to be consumed in a binge. It is
very much such, where are you watching the Perch? It's
neonon while you're on there. Give Sinners a good hard
I'm halfway through Sinners.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I'm half movies because I fall asleep half movies from
half movies, not TV shows.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
Movies them be half. Hailey Steinfeld has a hell of
a line about spitting and that one.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
After watching a weekly I'll go back and watch all
the rest until the new episode drops.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Oh so they just so that's crazy.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Watch another show.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
There's so many hooked on land Man and fall Out
the Missus, and I now watch them as soon.

Speaker 8 (12:34):
As they drop. Land Man is drip feeding as well.
That's not it's about to finish. You've been doing that
episode with God. That's that's good television.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
All depends on how much I like the show.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I don't want to see spoilers on social media, says July,
so I'll watch it week to week.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
To avoid having the surprises spoilt.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Well, we asked you, how do you watch a new
show when it's dropped weekly and fifty percent of you
or watch it as it.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Comes out the end podcast network.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
You know on this show.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
We love reality TV and the producer Girlies have always
vouched for the Real Housewife series, like of this Place,
of that place, but of Salt Lake City. They claim
it's the best one and it comes out every Wednesday,
and this Wednesday, I believe it's part two of the
reunion from this very dramatic show.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I saw something today about a mistress.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
What if I'm wrong and I'm gonna look like a fool?

Speaker 7 (13:30):
He humiliates me.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
And there's things out there about bankruptcy and shoplifting.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
You questioned every single day I have.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
You're not going to shut my mouth and pull your ears.

Speaker 12 (13:43):
It's further back than they've been played by your facelift.
I don't have a facelift, but I have twelve threads
on each side, twelve threes on each side.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Well, while we were away.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Producer Girlies, Carwhen and Shannon were given the chance to
talk to Angie K.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Let's check it out.

Speaker 13 (14:00):
We are here with the Queen of Salt like herself, ANGIEK.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
Hello, thank you, Hi. Great to see you. Girls.

Speaker 13 (14:07):
I want to kick right into it and ask what
your favorite moment from this season has been so far?

Speaker 12 (14:11):
Ooh, there were so many going to Greece with the women,
and there was just this one particular moment where we
turned the corner and this beautiful music played and the women.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Gasped when they saw the view of Santorini.

Speaker 12 (14:27):
Like they had seen pictures, but when they turned the
corner and saw it in real life right before them,
it was just magnificent and majestic, and there were tears.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Seeing my dad on there sharing his story.

Speaker 12 (14:40):
I have to say that that also was very special
as far as more personal versus with the group. Yeah,
it was like that's a story that I was proud
to have shared.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
It was so.

Speaker 13 (14:54):
Lovely seeing him on the show. And we were hoping
you would say Greece, and we did wonder if you
could maybe teach us a little Greek word.

Speaker 12 (15:03):
I mean, your hair just keeps on COOKI na your
hair is red.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
And it's so beautiful.

Speaker 12 (15:09):
So like the first thing I as a hairdresser, I
just your red hair stood out to me. So I
would say, too, are Aurea May beautiful?

Speaker 5 (15:19):
Hairy? Good job?

Speaker 13 (15:21):
Well obviously all the way in New Zealand, and that's
about a twenty hour flight for you. So I was
wondering if you had to do that journey with one
other housewife, doesn't have to be Salt Lake City, who
would you pay.

Speaker 12 (15:34):
I can't pick one of my girls because that would
be that make me feel about So I better pick
one of someone from another cast.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
You know.

Speaker 12 (15:41):
It was just fun that I'd like to take a
trip with. Was Vicki gun Wilson. I got to chat
with her this year a Bravo.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Con and she wound up. She fell.

Speaker 12 (15:51):
She was like she got hurt there. I saw so
much of myself and her. I hear she's very accident prone.
So and the two of us on a trip, it
would be.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Commoning.

Speaker 14 (16:04):
You guys can get a little bashed off on the
plane and arrive and we'll take good care of you here,
all right.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yes, I would love to. I would love to go
to New Zealand.

Speaker 13 (16:12):
We need to get a ghost trip.

Speaker 12 (16:13):
I just said that, Yes, I wanted my other calls
like that would be a great cast trip.

Speaker 14 (16:18):
Right, yeah, well are you hear ends and outs for
twenty twenty six?

Speaker 12 (16:23):
Okay, so that's a great question. The little ringlets out, Oh, I.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Mean that is so played out.

Speaker 12 (16:31):
Really, it's like, I mean, it has been done and
overdone and hair ends gorgeous, full volume.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
You girls are really young.

Speaker 12 (16:43):
But in the nineties the supermodels would have these round,
like very full, voluminous blow drives. It was very it
would be called very sexy or sensual hair. But it's timeless, right,
the ringlets, the what we call utah curl that, it
is really not timeless.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
That was a trend that's really been played out.

Speaker 12 (17:05):
So having your hair blown out with volume and not
so like you know, the sixth straight look is fun.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I still do it. But just seeing a lot more
volume and body in the hair.

Speaker 12 (17:15):
Seeing like these big full blowouts on these young influencers,
and I think it's so cool. It's like I'm seeing
hair come back the way that I wore my hair,
and I love it.

Speaker 14 (17:25):
It is so good. Because we have a lot of
humidity in New Zealand, so.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yes, it's perfect.

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yes, I mean so lastly, speaking of the reunion, what
can we expect from the last two episodes coming up?

Speaker 12 (17:40):
You know, I think that there's some bombs dropping. Of course,
as you know, Andy got frustrated because you've got a
lot of loud, strong personalities that have a lot to say.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
It's really hard.

Speaker 12 (17:55):
Everyone wants to be heard, everyone wants to have a voice,
and if we don't get our chance to speak, we
leave there filling with a lot of unanswered questions without resolve,
and that never feels good going into the next season
or running into your friends, you know, after out on
the street at an event and not having gotten that resolved.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
So so yeah, there's.

Speaker 12 (18:16):
A lot of there's a lot of yelling, raising voices,
but I think you know, there's a lot of great
moments too, and compassion for friends that are going through things,
and that's always special when our friends can kind of
show up for us, even when we're in the heat
of the moment.

Speaker 14 (18:32):
Obviously we don't get to see the full thing. Is
there ever a moment where you're like, oh, that's gonna
go viral on TikTok? Because for me, Lisa is saying
she learned how to read at three and a half
and now saying that's why she truly rein on Tritter
with such a standout moment. Do you know those moments
are happening?

Speaker 12 (18:48):
No? You know what, I always think it's funny when
when you say something crazy like French raise franchise or
the reading. I didn't even remember her saying that, and
so when it comes out, it's like, it's funny what
stands out or our editors are obviously amazing and know
what is going to be funny that that's their job,
and they bring those funny moments out and they bring

(19:10):
them the cameon. You never you never expect what you
think is funny isn't funny, And then the stuff they
bring out you're like, oh my gosh, that's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Amazing. Well, thank you so much for chatting to us.
It's nice to you.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Thank you to our producer Girlies for doing that in
our absence, and of course you can want yeah, yeah,
really well done, Girlies.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
I would have had no idea about that show.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, if you want to learn all
about the show, Vaughn, I forgot your name for se
going to call you fletch. Real Housewives Soletudy Season six
currently playing now new episodes Wednesdays first on Hay You, which,
by the way, is the same day as the United
States of America does that.

Speaker 15 (19:54):
M Podcast Network plays.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
M Fletchforhn and Haley group chat.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
This is the top six.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Hello, there's sad news. EB Games and I knew. I
was saying to people. Remember when EB Games is called
Electronics Boutique. Ye, it was was EB. That's where the
EB comes from. It was like to early two thousands
when it changed to EB Games. So they just shut
down last week. Yeah, man Zealand. I thought the nerds
loved Champagne or is it? Is it just because people

(20:25):
will get games online and download them now, well you
don't need the physical copies, no, but then you could
get in the games their secondhand so much cheaper. Yeah.
And it just had heaps of like fun merch. I
just liked always just going in for a look where
there's Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and Pokemon

(20:48):
and Stranger Things and all the other nerdy stuff.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I liked. It must be so hard being a nerd.
Now it's hard being a nerd, so hard hard being
a nerd.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
So EB Games has been disestablished and pulled out of
the New Zealand market entirely due to poor performance and
multimillion dollar losses, making it unviable for them to stay.
EB Games New Zealand was the largest video games and
merchandise retailer in the country.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
So that sort of feels right. I love the Pokemon shirt,
loved an awards ceremony. How I still do love a Pokemon.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
How many T shirts and clothing options did you own
from EB games?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
I noticed that like the last year they stopped doing
like the specials rack. You used to be able to
get a T shirt there, and they kind of got
rid of the specials rack.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
The shops at the special specials rack at EB games. Yeah, wow,
I just gotta have my nice Pokemon shirts you do
for awards ceremony?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Well, the top six, top six ways, I'll close myself
now that EB games has gone, okay, number six on
the lists. Some high quality sheen purchases that don't seem
flammable at all.

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Yeah, but I don't. I don't smoke a darry don't
go near an incense.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
No, I wouldn't even say, I don't stand in direct sunlight. Yeah,
it feels like it's going to melt. Number five on
the less of the top six ways. I'll clothe myself
now that EB games is gone, kids, section of farmers,
I just have to get on ose imp.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Like everybody else.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
There is a lot of those, but just general people
now doing it, just celebrities.

Speaker 6 (22:20):
No. Number four on the last of the top six ways.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
I'll close myself now that B Games is gone, I
go to Spotlight, I get some material felts yeah, and
I get a T shirt on my mind.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Okay, that's actually.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
An infringement on the trademarking copyright of Pokemon.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Because I'm not selling it. It's technically it's fan er
No one wash and that's gone.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Do you puffets no Vaughn, Do.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
You remember puffets? You'd get a T shirt and you'd
draw on the material with a puffet and then.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
You'd put a hair. I do remember those.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
My brother made a Bart Simpson T shirt with puffets.
Use the entire puffets on one T shirt and you're right.
As soon as it washing, it lost it's puff the
color state on lost it lost it's puffs.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Number three on the list of the top six ways.
I'll close myself now that games is gone.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
I guess I'll just buy smelly, pre worn clothes from
other nerds and.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Like hotwash them. Yeah, do you say?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, A good couple of washes may give a question
and some sad sad so yeah, we love.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
We're here at the show. We have been aiming for
years to have sad on boarders and sponsor. Now that
you know that my mum lives with me and she's
been doing my laundry, she was like, oh, so you're
a sard.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Pink one oxy or whatever.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I'm sorry, this is a sad household.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Spending your retirement money on ony.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
Ginsy cubes.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
But she likes the pink one spin Let's.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
She's going to be a pensioner. She is, She's already
a pinsion. She's spending your pinsion money on that pink stuff.
She needs a tightening belt, she needs to wrap ahand
around a bloody side stick.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
The top sex ways I'll close myself now that E
B Games has gone. I guess they just go to
Japan and get Pokemon T shirts from the sauce.

Speaker 6 (24:19):
Yeah. Sure, I'll come.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Show trip to Japan and that's because of the side.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
You know, after the whole, they'll say when I walk in.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yeah, no matter, I know I've had I've had a
fun summer.

Speaker 16 (24:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Today I returned to anytime Fitness.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yes, let's see god Zilla please anytime fitness in his
e B Games Pokemon T shirt. No, I don't work
out in corrents. I don't work out and I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Work out in a or not after the stink incident and.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
A cotton I've always worn the breathab but what is
that stuff? Sweet work?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
An active were Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:57):
Yeah, I see I see people in some in a
appropriate jamtire and I think you're gonna stink.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
I and one and the less of the top sex
ways of clothing myself. Now that EB Games has gone,
I guess, given that this is the year I turned
forty four, it's time I start wearing collared shirts with stripes.
Oh hello, wait, going a shirt and thing. The other
day I was like, Hey, you're back at work. What
a sucker, And.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Then b I was like, oh yuck, imagine having to
yeah wear a shirt to work. I'm angerund wearing a
T shirt today. I want to wear a singler like
I've been wearing single or something around to wear my
slutty little shorts to work. Not we don't want anything
poking out the bottom they do too, Oh god in
the workplace.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, then makes today.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Self sex play.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Brand. Radkin joins us in studio.

Speaker 7 (25:44):
Hey, Brittany, hang on first day.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Yeah, he's still in the plains of Africa.

Speaker 10 (25:54):
How are you?

Speaker 6 (25:54):
How is your summer? Happy New Year?

Speaker 7 (25:56):
You too?

Speaker 6 (25:56):
No, it was good. Thanks. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (25:59):
I was just step Mount Long and we love.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I love that we were all there. None of us
called up. I don't have you on Fine Friends. That'll
be it, which is a good thing because I don't
know if I want you to see the one friend
that's like, what are you doing here, brend?

Speaker 18 (26:19):
This guy going to South Africa for for the break?
He goes to South Africa. Se he's a couple of
big animals. All of a sudden is in Brazil and
then wait, what.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Did you notice a couple of cheeky days in Columbia.
I opened up Fine Friends to see if my friend
Hayley still at the Mount Flitches in Colombia. He can
just trip quiet. I know. Yeah, No, it was good.

Speaker 17 (26:47):
I was actually going to go to your show, Haley
at the Mount, but didn't, so sorry about that. Not
a fan, Uh No, I'm a big fan, big fan
of yours.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, but not not the best holiday Britain.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (27:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Well have you heard of COVID? It done?

Speaker 17 (27:04):
Yeah, we're fixed. Well apparently not because I caught it.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
You COVID? How school I know which which COVID?

Speaker 4 (27:19):
So out of it's so embarrassing what we were still
about COVID. Ever, someone remember when we were just name
the strands after the country and there was like, oh,
he's got the Indian COVID, he's got the Italian COVID,
he's got the Mount COVID. Yeah, yeah, how did you
get it? Do you know what you just said? Just
your mouth passion? Cause spitting's back. Yeah, the six o'clock

(27:40):
our spittings back.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (27:41):
Well there was a bit of that going on on
New Year's Eve on What else do you do at
the Mount?

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Old Anxime, that's one of the lyrics for old Anxime,
My dear for old Anxime. Spit in my mouth, spit
of me, Old Anxime, holding hands? Heav you done some
contact tracing?

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Do you know who gave it to you.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, well I've I've deleted the Bluetooth app.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I love when a place has left their sign up
from COVID Chicken, It's so funny.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (28:15):
Well, there was someone else in this office who also
got sick, and we were together on New Year's Eve, right, okay,
and I'll let you guys piece the tuzled together.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, romantically involved with somebody in the office.

Speaker 17 (28:29):
No, well you said spitting, so okay, but wait, did
you test yourself or.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Did you go to that Well?

Speaker 17 (28:39):
I went to the doctor because they had such a
like a spicy throat.

Speaker 6 (28:42):
And I was like, this isn't good.

Speaker 17 (28:45):
And then just in passing the doctors like oh have
you done a COVID test, I'm like no, can you
still get them? It turns out you can. The chemist
warehouse is still trying to get rid of them. Yeah
I did. Yeah, And so yeah, I was at the mounta.
I just went to the beach. It was actually the

(29:05):
best time to have COVID because just at the beach,
at the beach.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Just at a crowded beach, Yeah, surrounded by families and
small Well, then I had the other issue of the
Mount Mooler Fair things. Was it sea lice?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't know, talking about there's this bug that lives
at the mount, but generally not at the main beach
of the mount, which is why I was surprising my
kids got more my nieces and news piece.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
And the sand dunes.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Yeah, that shows this peanis No, it's a little pug.
Now the mail may not show it's penis. I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
We're going to have to take this into account at
our million dollar beach tag.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
But then I thought about it in the sea lice,
because it was always did you get under the talk? Well,
there was a lot bit jelly with the materials set. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (29:54):
I got home after swimming and I like empt in
my pockets. It was just full of jelly, the jellyfish.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah, is that what it was? Yeah, yeah, get any
of that. But I thought it might have been the
sea lights all the mountain wore. It might have been
attracted to your COVID nineteen body. Possibly, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Quickly, how's your any updates in the dating world or
any clearvoyance on.

Speaker 17 (30:18):
The No, no, no, no, I'm going to I'm going
to be really normal this year.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I've society.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
Yeah, that's your resolution is to be normal.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, okay, that's so good.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah, podcast needwork.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
So it's what is it? The nineteenth of January Christmas smile?
Well Murray's birthday today, Oh birthday.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
See the one that imported fireworks.

Speaker 6 (30:43):
It used to put a bit of fireworks. Not anymore though, Well, no,
it was a long time ago. I could have got
my hands on some of those. I are pretty good,
pretty good sky rocking.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Well, nineteenth of January, I think, well, and truly a
Christmas tree should be down.

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Obviously, it's supposed to be down the old.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
January second fifth, because that's the twelfth day of Christmas.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Right, yeah, right, Well, the Christmas, the Christmas happened, and
then the New Year's happened, and the New Year's Day
doesn't exist obviously, and then it's a few sort of
dusty days around jen And then I was like away
a little bit and they came back, and I've just
been busy doing things and I got home from Sydney.
Yeah quite late last night.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
It's still up, which is surprising because you live with
a couple of super innuitants.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yeah, I know, I sort of did, and they.

Speaker 8 (31:29):
Don't have anything to do around. I think that they'd
love to unpart of the Christmas travels.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
I have much.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
I genuine I have much to share about living with
my parents in general, incredibly positive experience. But yeah, Patsy
said too, I really would have thought that she would
have taken it down by now.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
I even left the box.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Just No, this is an art of for seal Christmas
ARTI for seal, so there's no chance of a dying.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
Technically, I could live it up all year. You know.
I got the big boy this year. Yeah, the year
yea three meter twok Christmas. No boy.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
By the time I took that down, jan thood the
pie needles through the house.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Oh the pie needles.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
I gave it to the cows, and the cows played
with it and destroyed it. Oh got a lot of
anyone just left the tru scratching pole on now, the
trunks just lying in the pad at you, right. But
but yeah, that's sort of thinking because it's out of
fifth seal. If you had left a real tree up
this long, it'll be well, quick, little pole. We are
still online, and I mean this, I mean I don't
think we needed to ask it. It should be down.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Still have your Christmas trap?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Ninety one percent of people responded saying yes nine percent
with a no because a lot of people.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
Spend so much time and if it they put their
tree up in October, they take it.

Speaker 7 (32:40):
Down up a little bit later too, So you want
to give it its due, you know, like to shine.
And I did a good tree this year. But yeah, no, no,
it's got to come down today.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
By the way, Caitlin said, mine's still up due to
a combination of laziness, being to home, poor and getting
food poisoning.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Oh you can't be shot shooting yourself or taking a
Christmas tree.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Also, it just becomes part of the house and you
just you just kind of don't notice that.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Yes, totally.

Speaker 7 (33:03):
And I've got outdoor lins that I did for the
first time this year.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
I'm like, I quite like I'm leaving mine up.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Yeah, I thinking of leaving them Iklers, Yeah, I've got
them as part of the house.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
Yeah. I also did You're gonna love to come with
a barbecue?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Are you an alley with bars and cafes?

Speaker 6 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (33:18):
At the back, I set up some poles and I
did back like backyard fist stones. They leave those us
snap on staying on the front. Sparklers and the Christmas wreath.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
The weird thing about it, as you say, with the
fairy lights up, I've just said, food trucks pulling up
to my house.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
People did out there. Some guys built a wood fire
pizza oven. Where do I plug? And some of them
have already gone under three weeks.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Social media have started a social media influences just getting photos.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Under the fairy lights. Yeah, yeah, for sure it happens.

Speaker 6 (33:49):
My partner still has his tree ups is eve. It's
a it's a huge heck. Yeah, you'd probably look at
Colum breaking up with them. Actually, it's gonna be the
first thing I do want to get home. Yeah, okay, good,
it's gonna it's coming down.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
I'm just it's more than I'm disappointed that my living
caretakers haven't taken care of it, haven't taken care.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Of us Play.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
Fleshborn and Haley, Ben News Brady and studio principal Per
Senior CEO economists from Informetrics.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Is that close enough?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Big dog? I that's exactly what it says on this
business card. I say it's a little jumbly brand. Yeah.

Speaker 19 (34:26):
Look, I've told you guys before, I'll respond to just
about anything. People you stuff in the streets. Sometimes it's abusive,
sometimes it's not.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
It works. We don't encourage abuse here at the show.
We stand for it. They're simply not a listener. No abuse.

Speaker 8 (34:39):
Now, for many people twenty twenty six, they will start
the year with a financial goal of saving. Yeah, and
that is why we have you on the show today,
because you're an economist.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
How do we do it? How do we do it
when everything is so expensive?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
How do we do it? Seys Haley? Who has how
many shopping I.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
Was going to say, stop shopping one te and it's closed,
and I'm just no, I'm raining it in this year
because bread, this may shock you.

Speaker 6 (35:04):
I'm doing another renovation. Oh my goodness.

Speaker 19 (35:07):
So I've got I've got a so sorry you're saying
that I should block you on Instagram now so you
don't message me every now and then with so hey,
what should I do with my you know, money?

Speaker 6 (35:16):
At this point, I'll be intolerable. Mm hmm, oh more
than normal. I like it.

Speaker 19 (35:25):
Look when it comes to saving, Look, it is tricky, right,
because like life is expensive.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
I get there.

Speaker 19 (35:30):
But I think there's a combination of coming down up
with a few rules. If you will when it's it
comes to your finances. So you want to make sure
that you're putting away enough for the bills at the start.
But then you want to effectively instead of leaving your
money or your savings money as you're leftover.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
So you say, look, I own whatever a week.

Speaker 19 (35:46):
I pay for my food first, and then I pay
for my rent and then my power, and then whatever
is left over at the end is my savings. A
lot more of my friends these days are going Actually
it's a budget item. So I need to pay for
my food and my electricity and my rent and my savings.
I'm putting a very specific amount away each week. That's
a better way to do it for some of your
long term stuff.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
Because some people do that thing where if you and
maybe maybe not all workplaces do this, but you can
ask payroll to like split off a certain amount of
your pay into an account that you don't tell, you
never get it, but you never see it.

Speaker 19 (36:16):
Yeah, effectively, although I think a lot of people I
mean again try You can do that yourselves. Set up
an automatic payment of whatever that dollar amount is the
day after your pay run, so you know, pay comes
on on Wednesday, Thursday. There's a thirty dollars automatic payment
that goes off to account savings that you'd never check,
you never look at or and I think this is
the other thing. People are often thinking about their savings
in different ways, because some people are saving for a house,

(36:38):
some people are saving for renovations. Sometimes you're just saving
for a trip, and sometimes you're saving for long term retirement.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
We're just life and exactly, you know your emergency fund.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
I'm saving for a twelve hundred dollars Pokemon lego set
that was announced, Brad. It's got venosaw, it's got blast
the wasayte, it's got charging gard, it's got venosaur brow.

Speaker 19 (36:57):
How quickly are you needing to purchase this other impressive
lego immediately? Well, because see what you could do there
is you could say, look, I'm going to put some
savings into my short term account. You know, you have
sort of a couple of accounts. You put someone too
your short term account which buys the lego. You put
someone into your sort of slightly longer term account, which
is for your Japan trip next year so that you
can go over and buy your shirts, and then some

(37:18):
more into your long long term stuff so that you
know when you eventually retire, I don't think I'm going
to live now. Okay, well, well for your kids, then
for your kids screw.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
The like they're going to stand on their own too feet.

Speaker 20 (37:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
One of them a job and a coal mine over summer.
I've ever been more proud. Yeah, up a lot of black. Yeah.
So the other one is a chimney sweep. Get a job,
you know, have a job in this economy. It's good,
it's good work. It's good work. Do you have a
saving score yourself? Brandy? It's starting to well a little

(37:53):
bit more so.

Speaker 19 (37:53):
I mean this year, I'm turning thirty in a year's time,
it is.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
And happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
Break, happy thank you. And it's so cool it didn't
get you a present, because that's it's something the budget.

Speaker 19 (38:21):
Because you've got your own savings goals, right.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
You'll just tell us off. True, that's also true.

Speaker 19 (38:26):
But I was talking to some friends last night and
they were like, what, you know, what's what's the big planning.
You're going to have a whole bunch of stuff, you know,
thirty before thirty, and so there's a few ideas, you know,
I could make it to thirty countries before thirty. That
is going to be quite expensive, so the savings goal
would have to be set high. I could do thirty
new dishes to learn to cook before thirty. One of
my friends said thirty dates before thirty and I thought

(38:46):
that was a little bit too much.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Was lofty for a year?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
That's yeah, that's also expensive too.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
You can do four coffee dates to day though, and
just sort of like you know, over a couple, you're
going to be jittery by the end of the day.
Coffee dates, Just do it? Fledged does ah?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I have no comment on that.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Moving swiftly along, yeah, now that not really dates though.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Starting the show, this guy, honestly, what is so?

Speaker 6 (39:20):
What are you?

Speaker 7 (39:20):
What are your hopes and dreams for the financial future
of New Zealand for twenty Is.

Speaker 6 (39:25):
It going to be a good year? Like is everything
going to get cheaper or well?

Speaker 7 (39:28):
So remember he said this before, Nothing gets cheaper, It
just stops getting more expensive.

Speaker 19 (39:33):
I mean, but but but see here's the interesting things.
I was looking at the food data before I came
in because I'm very studious. I've got my exces spreadsheets.
The likes of your fish and your beef and everything
got really expensive last year. But you know what didn't change.
Chicken breast up point three percent of the last.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Year because everyone's got on to the fact that thigh
is the better cuffy chicken thigh is.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
A crazy nineteen dollars for four of them getting Try good,
good protein, good protein. Try. Yeah, but if you do
a stir frank goop with a chicken breast, you've got
to have extra gooping and you've got to barely cook
a medium rare.

Speaker 19 (40:15):
Maybe the thirty dishes before thirty is not on my list.
Now sounds difficult, okay, but yeah, no, Look, I think
things will be better. We got some data into last
week that showed that the end of last year was
a little bit more of a pack up. Manufacturing activity
has started to rise, a few more jobs starting to
be advertised. I think the big one, which is interesting
right for households, is that the likes of Boxing Day
spending came back quite a bit, down twelve percent from

(40:38):
where Boxing Day was in twenty twenty four. And that
says to me, I think people are going to be
focused a lot more this year on experiences and smaller stuff,
so not the big, big maybe not as many lego
sets to my friend over in the corner, but it
might instead be Look, you know, we're going to schedule
a weekend away. We're going to do smaller stuff, but
we're going to make it really, really sort of intense
because we want to have, you know, a lot more

(40:58):
time with friends and family instead of this big material pieces.

Speaker 6 (41:01):
Brad, you can just final question.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
Financially, you're saying it's going to be better personally, are
we hoping for a better year just for your friends?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
I think personally I've chosen to focus on the positives.

Speaker 19 (41:13):
Yeah, one hundred percent. Look, I think I think the
only way is up. Only way is up. At this point,
things are going to continue to improve. You continue to
talk to me, I'll continue to talk to you. We'll
discuss it'll it'll continue to get better.

Speaker 15 (41:25):
Podcast network play Z ends flesh Worn and Haley port of.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
An embarrassing way that I've committed a crime, and I
want to I want to ask our listeners now, when
did you accidentally do something illegal? Because I was al
serving Sydney just so I got back yesterday.

Speaker 6 (41:43):
I was doing some gigs over there.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
And catching up with lots of friends and having plenty
of drinky posies and you know, and I'm gonna have
to admit here, I'm cutting back on the darts this year.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
What you're cutting back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was
going to last year a little bit carried away, sort
of you know, hard year. Yeah, I got my party.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Darts turned to sort of day darts, and then it
was just darts, I.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Know, and I know I was very disappointed in you.

Speaker 7 (42:09):
I know you were you do this if I was
around him, and so I was over in Melbourne and
I was like, I'm coming back on his darts. And
so for the first of my life, I thought, oh,
you know, I'm going out tonight, I'll get a little vipe.

Speaker 6 (42:24):
I know.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
When you met, when you messuggested now WhatsApp group chat,
I was like, who are you embarrassed?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
I know, because I never vape and I just you know,
but I was like, I know, I'm going to go
out and I'm going to be like, oh, you know,
maybe so I'll get a vape. Went into this store
and the guy was a bit dodgy about it, and
I was like, I just want to get a little
vape and he's like, oh yeah, what kind?

Speaker 6 (42:47):
And I was like.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
A normal kind and he brought out a little book
like this, and then like went under the counter and
I was like, this all weird.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
In New Zealand, they're just like behind the.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Well, there's a hundred meters.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:01):
Yeah, So I walk out with my little sweet stick
and what did you get?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Oh it was mental or something, wasn't it.

Speaker 19 (43:13):
No?

Speaker 6 (43:13):
No, no, no no, because you know, like my minty darts.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
It was You're so disgusting.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
I know it was cheery pomegranite.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah, yeah, I hate you.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
I'm sorry, I said a little too. And I was
like that's a delicious little sweet treat anyway, but.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
In no way endorsing this.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
This is.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
This is just a this is just a vehicle to
get to something bigger anyway.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
So then I was looking at the packaging and I
was like, what's the equivalent to darts? You know, like
how many darts per thing? And then I just.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
Suddenly realized I'm an Australia and vapes are illegal.

Speaker 5 (43:51):
Now.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
Yeah, you've got to have a prescription.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
You've got a prescription. You can't just go in and.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
By which is so good because it's it's meaning that
people aren't vaping as much because it's.

Speaker 7 (44:01):
Not they're not getting hooked because we always say it
so smoke no.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
So it's just making people go back to the cigarette.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Because the cigarettes said sorting by them being really expensive.
So anyway, I was like, God, I've just spent by
thirty dollars on a lollipop essentially because it's got no nicotine,
and that's fine whatever. And then I was having a
little drinking poop and I had a little suck on
a cherry pomegrant.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Who are you trash? You know your trash?

Speaker 7 (44:28):
And then I get a massive head rush. This thing's
patted with nicotine.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
So how many court what's the equivalent?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
I don't know nicotine?

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Neither do I, but you I was talking to someone
later in that night and they're like, oh no, no, no,
heaps of places in Australia doing them I legally, And
that's why he was doing all the undercounter stuff and
all the thing. My god, I'm selling the nicotine vase.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
He broke the law, you trash, and you broke the law.

Speaker 8 (44:54):
I don't know which one, so Echy, I don't know,
do I just because I've just never the smoked in
my life, but I just find.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
It such an a I don't know what I was doing,
and then it was all illegal and sweet anyway, cheery pomegranate,
And Okay.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
I accidentally committed a crime and I didn't know that
I was. I did something illegal and I didn't realize
I was doing that. And this is what I want
to ask from our listeners right now. Give us a
call or a text. When did you accidentally do something illegal?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Tell the story about when you accidentally robbed the bank?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Okay, so it was clear to talk about that. I
got away with that. So should I talk about it.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
It's been more than seven years. Yeah, yeah, statute elect limitations. O, my.

Speaker 6 (45:36):
God, that was crazy man millions?

Speaker 8 (45:39):
No, so okay, I went one hundred dollars a him
as our number. You can text the shell as well.
Nine six nine sex.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
When did you accidentally do something unbeknownst to you illegal?

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Like you accidentally had something in your suitcase and you
brought it back in to New Zealand like a banana?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
But did you still minions?

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yep? Kind of fact. I felt like we were leaving Minions.
This is a show for adults.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Is there's a show for a that aunties do love minions? Man, well,
I think aunties love minions.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
They do. We call them, we call them nine hundred dolls. Im,
do you like minion?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Yes, it's eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Takes nine six nine six. When did you accidentally do
something a little illegal? Right now, though? When did you
accidentally do something illegal?

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Somebody said, I was just recently in Australia and water vape.
I know Eki, but I had no idea what I
was doing was illegal until Haley said it because it
was very cagey as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Now you can buy them just with air in it,
little flay with no nicotaine.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
But the nicoteaine was legal.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Somebody said, I acidentally stole a Wiggles tracksuit from came
out for my one year old, put it under the pram,
just that because you know, getting around the store, purchased
the stuff. I on top of the pram, got to
the third court, noticed the Wiggle's tracksuits sticking out.

Speaker 6 (46:57):
Now it's about what you did next? Did you go back?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
It was too far away. I'm still waiting for the
cops to turn up and arrest me. You're always looking
over your shoulder, like you know, twenty years down the track.
You're just in a restaurant and the FBI bust in,
you know, put you on the floor, gun there, and
they're like and they're like, we've got you for the
Weggels tracks it out.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
But now listen, I'm not proud of it. But I'm
this this week this year, not just this week this year.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
I'm laying off the darts. Good, okay, good.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
And in preparation for that, I may have acquired an
illegal vape when I was in Australia. We don't need
to talk about it. It got left in Australia. It's
not my business anymore.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Good, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
We're done, okay with that cold turkey?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Good, not like I don't know. It's not that much.
I don't smoke that much, so it's fine, you know,
We're just done with it anyway.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
So we want to know when did you do something
accidentally illegal? You weren't trying to commit a crime.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
And you did some absolutely astonishing admissions on the text machine.
No names you want to you would admit, I wouldn't admit, Okay,
Well it's anonymous, Charlotte God, this is this is a.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Murder one nod one that's anonymous. I accidentally smuggled in
soil and seeds and grow your own bonds. I from
Japan completely forgot that wasn't okay. Mum loved her gift
that she panicked at how I got it, and it
just my goodness. I was really surprised my dog wasn't
on the noves and on the shift cash dog.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
I saw the cute beagle yesterday at the airport.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I'm really surprised that I didn't get a bag screening
af to go into Brazil, Columbia, Africa. Stroll just strolled
right in. Back in the day. I've been in New
York for about a week on holiday. Then I was
flying to Canada for work and went all the way
through the airport and New York got to make gate
for my flight, put my hand in my pocket and
realized I had carried a small bag of cocaine all
the way through the Oh my god, God, I have

(48:51):
I know someone that did that. It was in their wallet.
I was like, what are you insane?

Speaker 7 (48:57):
You wouldn't go to prison right if it was just
like clearly thing, But that, oh my god, that.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
My partner accident. He took a little bag of cocaine
to the Gold Coast. Why does it goone? Take a
little bags of cocaine? Possibly imagine why?

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Good God, I accidentally bought an apple back from Australia.
I got fine, But what they didn't see was the
live spider my son had put in a wee container
and hidden in his bag.

Speaker 6 (49:18):
Oh did he like it? Like you wanted to keep
it as a pie? Take a little spider?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
And now that's why we have tarantulas.

Speaker 7 (49:25):
That's so confused visually coming out and being like, what
the hell was that?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
What was all that noise?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
And where am I? It's so cold here?

Speaker 17 (49:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:33):
Here, I'm going to buy I want to make a
funnel web. I'm going to catch me one of those
key wis. I walked out of a store with a
bunch of clothes in the pram when my older kid
had to go to the toilet all the way across
the mall, and I realized I still have the clothes.
I didn't buy them.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I did go back, Yeah, because I did want to
be able to shop on cotton on and get a
name of my photo in the window.

Speaker 8 (49:54):
When you accidentally stole an avocanto, Yeah, and I think
we can talk about it because that supermarket burned down.

Speaker 6 (49:59):
That's a mug you world. Victoria Park, by the way,
I feel like the fact that they overcharged me for
so many years I was dueing avocado but not not.
How did that thing where I was like, I'm not
going to need a basket, I'll just put it and
then my hands got full and I put the avocado
in the hoodie.

Speaker 7 (50:15):
Yeah, in your pocket, yeah, and then you forgot mistake.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
I went under my sort of. I had a bit
of a gut at the time. I went under the
air and it was well, yeah, many times to continue shopping,
all right, You didn't admit to that, no, okay.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
I went to the warehouse one day and bought a
whole pile of stuff like potting max, etciturate. Unfortunately, I
put a whole pile of garden utensils and other items
at the bottom of the trolley, underneath the potting necks.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
When I got to the car.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I realized I probably hadn't paid for it. So the
warehouse stuff mean, they helped me load everything into the car.
It wasn't until you removed the potty Max that we
both looked at each other and we're just like, oops,
I didn't pay for those, but it.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
Was so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed, but they never
let on. They just oh, okay, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
I accidentally once stole some sugar baby faked tan from
farmers on Cuba Street. Identally, like it was in my
hand and I just walked out.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
It wasn't stealing.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
I'm always so like, are you always real parentoly when
you walk out of a store and you've been trying
stuff on but you didn't buy anything that you're going
to beep when you.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Walk I'm always I'm always.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Just okay, just before you walk through, have you.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Got is there anything on me?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:17):
Yeah? I got fined four hundred and fifty nine dollars
when I arrived in Fiji with Kiwi dip the condensed milk.
Ten What what's banana rama got going on over there?
You were abow to take food into Fiji encouraged. In fact,
if you're heading out there, I had to smuggle into
Aly for my mum.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
Yeah, surely that's not you know, it's condensed milk, not
a reduced milk.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
It's not condensed milk, but kew, you can dip with condensed.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Milk onion, onions, sweep.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Condeensed milk, yeah, tip.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
And chips, claize.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Blaze.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Turns out I'll do anything to impress a boy, and
this time it is sign up for a run.

Speaker 6 (52:06):
I'm doing Round the Bays this year in Haley two months.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Oh god, now listen, it's only eight point five kilometers.
That's okay, further than I've run in a long time.
But I have was asked by a handsome man with
sparkly blue eyes if I wanted to join.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
His brown skin, blue eyes, tan skin, Norwegian in history.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Okay, yeah, right right. My mum only just learnt over
some of that. My dad has hazel eyes. They've been
married for forty odd years.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Well does he not look at she's not steering into.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
The She's never really notices people eye color. And I said, well,
what color's dad? She's like, I don't know, brown, was hazel?
Like that got the big hazels?

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Yeah? Yeah, joy, Yeah, meto, I've got the big hazels.
We're a hazel station. We're hazel. Well.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
I love all colored eyes, but these blue eyes are
particularly sparkly. And so when he said to me, do
you want to join this team to do round the Bays.
I was like, oh my god, yes, I love running.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Now.

Speaker 7 (53:10):
You may remember at the end of last year I
went on a four k run and I was like, man,
I was chuffed. Yeah, I did far out.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
I was chafed. I was so chafed.

Speaker 7 (53:18):
Yesterday I was walking around a market in Sydney and
like my shorts rubbed up and it was wet and
I was clamming in the chaf And now you.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Can get a train, you can get a lotion or
a barm for that.

Speaker 7 (53:28):
Yeah, I've got some chafe. I've got some chafe bar.
But I wasn't prepared for it. But now I've got to.
I've got a Like it's on the eighth of March.
I mean that's full time away to get from being
very sedate to running around the base.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
It is exactly forty eight days, Hailey.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Next forty eight days you'd be able.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
To get up to eight k's.

Speaker 7 (53:48):
Oh but it won't be pretty. But they've made the
T shirt. They've got I had to say yes and
give the T shirt.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Made the T shirt.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
It was at okay t shirt.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
Yeah, you can run as a ca or is it
sort of like every man, woman and child for themselves.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
I don't want to run with the team if this
person's it seems everybody's packed. People do it. It's so popular.
It's a very packed run.

Speaker 7 (54:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and it's it's flat though it is,
but I have to do this now. This is like
a focus I've put. I've put runs into my training program.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Unlike when last year you did yoga and.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
No, no, that's so I'm going on Thursday for yoga.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Okay, but what about when you said you were going
to learn skateboarding and you've got a skateboard.

Speaker 7 (54:32):
Well, it's just been hard. The weather has not been
one I desired for it to ride.

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (54:37):
Do you know what's amazing is like I know lots
of people doing this at the moment. And my best
friend said like, I'm going to do this. I'm going
to do this, and I was like.

Speaker 6 (54:42):
Yeah, I heard it all before. I'm going running, doing
pilarates and skateboarding.

Speaker 7 (54:46):
She's been doing it. Monday, she moy tired. Tuesday she
did a pole Clans pole dancing class. She's actually like,
good Lord, walking the walk and trying new things.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
Walking.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Yeah, well I'm not going to be walking. I'll be
running eight point five kilometers and how long? Forty eight days?
Forty eight days the best of last. Well, should we
check in tomorrow and see how you're going?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
My first run is tuesday?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Why not today?

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Today I'm doing upper bob bod and you can still
do upper bod bod and the day every day.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Oh, you're taking this too seriously. Today, I think my
first run tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Okay, I think this is just going to be more
of a light jog and walk.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Any words of advice from our listeners, you just let
me know how I can get from I reckon I
could run two kilometers, one star after the other.

Speaker 8 (55:37):
Yeah, turn off the brain, probably not putting it off
a few days. Like just get out there today. That
would be my advice.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
No time like the present. Do you want to sign
up and do it and be part of our team? No?
I didn't time.

Speaker 15 (55:51):
So the z end podcast networks Sure Real play ends
flesh one and Hale.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Are you you know this bloody great friend of mine
who's gallivanting all around the world every chance he gets?
This is my family? Were like, when's Fletch leaving for
his holiday? Was like an hour after the show finishes
on the nineteenth of December.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
When does he get back? I'm like the day before.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Yeah, the guy guy.

Speaker 10 (56:19):
Who lives he can't pays the bloody DM every really does.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Sure, So I get a message. I think I awoke
to the message on on Facebook messenger that you had
a and it said Smithie read alert.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
That's not it.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
That's not good at all. No, that's not good at all.
And I'm immediately I panic. Yeah, you know, yeah, I
imagine that's not what you want to hear from a
friend that's in a foreign country.

Speaker 6 (56:50):
No, God, no, Hi Sweetehorn read alert read alert are.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
You home over the next few days? Huge favor to
ask again? Code read?

Speaker 6 (56:59):
I said, I am, are you okay? What's happened my
brother in arms.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
I'm expecting that we're going to need a bailadding and
I need me to like pull a few strings with
Jacinda out of some sort of Peruvian prison.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
He's woken up next to a dead body in Peru. Yeah,
I need you. We all one of my TV show
Torrents is wrong and I can't continue the.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Show, or one of the episodes is out of order
and I needed one to send it.

Speaker 6 (57:24):
I'm going to ten and a half hour flight in
three days like season three, episode two, great season download
the ten eighty p four but one it's.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Cooked, fawn.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
We don't. Yeah, we maybe rename it family movie or something.
We're too prety to go to prison for downloading Irish
television shows.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
So my heart's fine, did you do it? It's from
zero to one hundred?

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Did you sort of broke the law from my powell
over here?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
And I renamed it sixy sixy movie we made together
that special night.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
Yeah, beautiful drop ups you think, and it was perfect
and I could finish my season.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
Okay, so that's not actually the big scary moment that
happened on your holiday though.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Because when this happened, it wasn't even code read. It
was just a casual mention.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
Hey guys, my picture of an arm with an IV
going into it, and we're like sorry.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
So I did have to spend nine hours in a
Brazilian hospital during my trip. Yes, years there was a
mixed steamy with blue eyes, brown skin.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Sorry, well I'll tell you about him.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
We have to do a hard reset.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
But yeah, I think it's been an absolute rollercoaster a
few weeks. Because I've got a dear friend of ours
who has been in hospital, is still in hospital? Yes,
and I see you with meningitis.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
Very serious.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
And because I was.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
A close contact early on in the holiday with this person,
I needed to get checked out because I don't know
if I'm fully vaccinated.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Oh my god, who knows.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
I mean, it's very scary how quickly this happens, right, Yes,
like when you're a kid, you get it. You should
get it, but then there are different strains as well,
and we might not be for.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
We got vaccinated. Is it one of the ms?

Speaker 7 (59:13):
No, that's but we got two meningitis ones at high school.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Crazy.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
How scary and quick it happens like, it's insane. So
I was talking to doctor Shawney and I was like,
should I go to a hospital? And He's like, well,
if it comes on and you just get very disorientated
and can and you by yourself, you would just he said,
you'd just literally die.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Oh my god, I'd better go to a hospital. And
I'm in Brazil.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
This is a code. This is a three season two
of some Irish cop situation. That's light blue lights is
a fantastic shine, not a red light.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
That's a year.

Speaker 6 (59:53):
This is the red light. And this was approached far
more casually. So I get to this.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
I'm in Brazilian city called Salvador, and and I get
chick into my Airbnb and it's like six o'clock and
I'm like, okay, well I better rang the health and
the travel insurance.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
So I just want a nice cocktail.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
I know, I know. But doctor Shawnee scared me and
said you'll die alone in your sleep. And I was like, well, okay,
I'll go.

Speaker 6 (01:00:17):
I won't to imagine to get his body.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
Back, but you would have to go to South Africa,
South America to get it into.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
Brazil would take on a holiday crustinmer just what they
put me on ice.

Speaker 8 (01:00:38):
I get the all go from Southern Cross Travel to
go any hospital I want. They say, we'll pay for it.
You'll covered, mister Fletcher Fantastics. So open into Google Maps.
Hospital there's one up the road. I just hospital hospitals
near me. I was literally hospitals near me, and so
I uber did this hospital? Get out and it's like

(01:00:59):
a secure already. You can't just walk in. There's like
a security thing. The guy doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Speak any English, but he's.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Like, I think luckily you've been doing a jewel English.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Luckily I've been doing jee lingo Spanish, but they speak Portuguese.
So but there was like an intern or something and
he spoke English, and he came over and he said, oh,
this is a private hospital.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
Doesn't even know your gold elite.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Doesn't he know that I've got insurance, darling. But he said,
he said, look, they won't accept you here, but go
to this hospital.

Speaker 6 (01:01:28):
They're really nice. Oh I don't want to hear yeah,
And so.

Speaker 8 (01:01:32):
I put in the hospital, the little clinic that he says,
the little what what I'm assuming is some kind of
accident emergency mini hospital in a suburb and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Not a nice area, I'll say. Anyway, So I get
out of the uber and I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Like, oh, wow, far out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Okay, well we're here, and all I could think of
is doctor Shawney saying you'll die alone. So I'm like, well,
I'm going into this clinic, which was something house anyway,
So I get in there. I get in there and
I'm like, I just Google Translate to the lady behind the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Desk, and there's as this is.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
There's a desk in a big waiting room and the
waiting room is so full of people. Anyway, so she
puts my details and translates, and my name comes out
on the speaker, bing bong, and seems to go.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Into room too.

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
There's two rooms next to the reception and before you
go into this hospital, you have to go into one
of these rooms, right, So I go in and there's
I don't know if he was a junior doctor or
a nurse, and they assess you, but he had a hecky.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
And he had his medical coat on.

Speaker 6 (01:02:42):
You will allow my checkout girls to have a heckey
at works can have a hecu meccans can have a herckey,
but chuck a blue plaster on it. I don't want
to professional medical professions. I don't want to from a dentist,
and I don't want from my physios.

Speaker 8 (01:02:58):
At one stage during the nine now A visit, he
had put a plaster on it, but then hours later
that plaster had come off and he still had the
hecki there, So I don't know if someone pointed out anyway.
So he does my vitals and assists me, and I
use Google Translate, and he gives me a Green Festival wristband,
and so I go and sit in.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
The Who's playing main stage all kinds and So I
sit in the waiting room and I look around and
most people have a green wristband, and from what I
can work out, it's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Not urgent urgent, right coffin.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
So I'm in this waiting room, I'd say six and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
A bed out of the nine at that what made
you feel at home?

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
And oh my god? That loves waiting.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
But you know what, it wents so fast because it
was so wild. At one point, this woman just came
in screaming, like ran to the front disk and I'm like,
what's happened?

Speaker 8 (01:03:52):
And I look out and there's just a man unresponsive
in the passenger seat of the cart pulled up outside
this hospital.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
You're now You've gone from watching an Irish television show
to being in a Brazilian minute.

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
It's like the pet Brazil, Wow, but poorer, way poorer.
And and so I'm like, oh my god, why are
they rushing out with a stretcher to get this man?

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Well, they're not rushing the Brazil rushing. I was like,
why aren't they rushing to help this man?

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
He she but she had to, she had to check
in and get him a wristband. So what was this wristband?

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Red? No? So they push him in on a stretcher
into the door into this little room so that doctor
Heckey can check him, and the door keeps banging up
against the stretcher.

Speaker 8 (01:04:44):
I'm like, this guy into a doctor, he's like not
moving anyway. Final get him in was Hackey, Doctor hot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I don't feel like, did he deserve could Could you
have not helped yourself.

Speaker 8 (01:04:59):
Some of the send the clock out of his shift.
He had a real kind of like a Japanese school
girl backpack.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It was odd. It was very odd.

Speaker 8 (01:05:07):
Yeah, odd anyway, So but this guy, they just leave
him there on a stretcher in the waiting room like me,
and anyway, he's dead. I saw him later. He was okay,
but he was just still like sleeping on the stretcher.
And then there was a girl who was just screaming
and spitting on the floor for about an hour and
spitting his back like they just laid down paper towels

(01:05:36):
that she could spit on and she would scream and
I don't think she don't think she was all there, Okay,
most of the time, most people were just sitting there
waiting and then dwindled away like two about midnight one
o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
What are you doing? Do you have a book or something?

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
And I had my phone that was slowly dwindling in
and I had to save at least ten percent to
uber home otherwise I was not walking home from the
middle of nowhere anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
So I finally get through to a dog and I say,
here's what's wrong. And they're like, okay, well you go
through weight here and then you go get some tests
into this room. And that's when blue eyes brown skin. Hey,
I think it was a technician not adopted, maybe like
thirty something.

Speaker 6 (01:06:14):
Yeah, so we'll crawl him Mick the package. And so
in this room was where you get all They put
an I V line into me into my thing, and
then what looked like white dump tape. Yeah, I sent
a photo it was. It was a standard fear. It

(01:06:34):
was electricians would use it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
It was in private son Cross. Yes, so this is
the thing. It's all free.

Speaker 8 (01:06:42):
I think Southern Cross only a lot of money just
to putting myself through a shadow.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
So they put in like the IV line and then
he inserts some into the IV line.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I get some liquid, not.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Nickimpanada.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
He and he like squeezes the needle of stuff into me,
and I can feel like, because I don't speak Portuguese, Haley.

Speaker 6 (01:07:09):
Would surely be like fluids or like as soon as he.

Speaker 8 (01:07:12):
Inserted it, my butthole starts tingling, and I'm just like,
now you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Radio, all you heard was as soon as he insteaded
of my buttole.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
Line and he could just see me, and I was like,
oh my god, I need to poo, like all of
a sudden, like what's happening here?

Speaker 7 (01:07:28):
You can't shoot yourself in front of Mcampignard.

Speaker 8 (01:07:33):
He could see me like squaming around, and then he
got out of Google Translate and he was like this
will affect your intimate parts or what is it?

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Let's get seroids steroids anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
Anyway, so it just stopped tingling, and I was like sweet.
And then I have an ivy a saline line just
for like.

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
Boring, give me more of the ting stripes. And then
so I'm just sitting there with this line of saline
going into me of fluids, and then I do a
swab and blood tests and so the swab they do
the swab, and then this other nurse not make Epinada,
she comes in and does it on top of.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
My wrist onto my hand.

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
Sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
So she inserts one of those little needles, pops the
thing and does it takes blood. And then when she
goes to undo it, she has to put the plaster
on my hand, but she's holding the needle. So she
sticks the needle into the chair next to my thigh
to hold it, the chair cushion, into the chair cushion
next to my leg, and then puts the plaster on

(01:08:41):
and unsticks.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
The needle from the chair and gives it a little
wipe and then just chucks it in the bin. I
was like, and the chick okay.

Speaker 21 (01:08:51):
And I just looked down at the chair and I'm like,
oh my god, there's ch chairs got bloodholes and over
and I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to die
from this hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
But I'm not in the end.

Speaker 6 (01:09:02):
So I got my The swab was influenza, and the
blood tests were fine, and they gave me some drugs
for meningitis exposure.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
And I left that hospital after nine hours.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
And you know what, they were all so lovely and
I didn't have to pay a thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:15):
You didn't die.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
I didn't die for someone did mention it in the
in the Christmas cocktail specially. We were like, oh, this
whole thing will age poorly if we die on holiday. Yes, close.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
He came with nine hours and in Brazilian hospital it
was absolutely white and it didn't feel like nine hours.

Speaker 6 (01:09:29):
Because it was just like and all you got was
a ticlar a butthole and I got a tickli butthole
and some incredibly strong antibiotics. Well, I mean, I don't
have an exciting story to ship and then get a
tingley buttole. I just just hadn't wiped more of a
more of an Yeah, Okayah.

Speaker 15 (01:09:48):
The ZN podcast Needwork plays z Ends flesh Worn and
Haley in.

Speaker 22 (01:09:53):
Fact of the day, day day day day.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Tongue weak. Here at fact of the day, tongues are back.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Okay for twenty twenty six anything they'd gone away, they
had a little, a little break, and now their back
tongues we got them. They're very handy. And today's fact
that about tongues is hairy tongue.

Speaker 6 (01:10:24):
Have you heard of harry tongue? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Have you seen the photos of hairy like actual people
with here on their tongue?

Speaker 6 (01:10:30):
Yes? I don't know why I've looked up a photo
a hairy tongue before, but I have. It is a common,
harmless and temporary condition that affects up to thirteen percent
of humans. Percent of humans.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Yeah, the top of the tongue is covered with tiny
projections called philiform papai. Now normally they're like less than
the middle metal long, and they're constantly shedding. They're constantly
like we eat, it's worn down and hairy tongue. They
don't shed properly, so they grow longer and have a
hair like appearance. So it's due to lack of abrasion

(01:11:02):
or stimulation of the tongue. And if you're not stimulating
your tongue, you're.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
Not living, you're not use.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
That thing leads to a keratin build up, the same
protein as in here and nails, and it traps food
and bacteria.

Speaker 6 (01:11:14):
And sometimes yeast.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So it can lead to a little.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
Thresh tongue, a little bit of thresh time, a little
bit of thrash tongue.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
That's way when you go and ask for the cream,
they say, oral of vaginal gets.

Speaker 6 (01:11:27):
In the mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Really, yeah, oral thrush whispering.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
The arch You ahead a bit of oh no, yeah,
oh yeah, whispering about my oral Oh sorry, I thought
you were saying you'd once again. No, no, no, no,
I'm alright, Okay, that's good. It can appear white, brown, yellow, pink,
or black. Black.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Hairy tongue is caused by this a certain strand of
bacteria yeast. But again it's still harmless, and you can
get your tongue scraped, which is gross. But I'm imagining
laser here, and how much is the tongue Surely it
would be a couple of couple of zapps.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
So it can happen at any age, but more common
and older adults and older men specifically, and they think
it's because you eat less like abrasive foods that you're
eating a lot more pudden and so yeah, or junk
when you get older. It can be also smoking. It's
link linked to smoke, smoking, a tobacco use, heavy coffee
or tea consumption. Antibiotics can cause it. Oh, okay, and

(01:12:27):
soft diets of people worth no teeth. But you can
just get it. That's that's why you get the toothbrush.
You can flick over and give the tongue the old scrape. Yeah,
I love a tongue scraper.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Crush it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I just brush the tongue. Is that okay?

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
Yeah, I brush, I like her. I don't have a
scraper on mine. No, it's fine. No one's judging. You've
got a good tongue.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
You're right, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Very weary of the tongue now when you talk about
the tongue, very aware that it's living in your mouth,
rent free and it is huge.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
It's too once, too wide a bibing. See how you feel.
It feels eary, fells.

Speaker 12 (01:13:03):
Out my.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
So today's BacT to the day is the tongue can
get it ey?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Fact of the day, day day day day?

Speaker 15 (01:13:20):
Does that m podcast needwork plays that?

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
Ms flesh Worn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
We want to know the brutal way that you were dumped,
Not just you know, a lovely coffee or something like that,
but the harsh slap in the face.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
You just turned up and they were with someone else.
Is that Is that an example? Gonna get away with it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
Yeah? Yeah, No, the brutal way you were dumb because
there's a there's his toys in Valentine's days on its way.

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
I was in a store like two days ago and
they had a massive display for Valentine's that I was like,
your horses I know.

Speaker 7 (01:14:06):
So with Valentine's Day, Yeah, the shelves are filling up
with romantic toys and you know, all those kind of
fun things, and this has gone viral. It is a
flamingo who has a heart. Excuse me a heart that? Yeah,
I've got real bad ibs at the moment. The case
is coming out of everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
Is generally at the other end of the ya.

Speaker 7 (01:14:27):
I know, so you yourself. That was a small bird,
so we could have gotten away with it too. So
he's holding a heart.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
This is a toy.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
The toy, it's a toy flamingo and the heart opens
and rips open like that and he's singing bye bye bye,
oh good buye that on Valentine's Do you give it
to them? And it says that's heartless.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Actually, that's heartless.

Speaker 6 (01:14:49):
That is heartlessn't unless it's.

Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
Cheated on you, then that would be accepted. But just
to break up with someone that way is pretty brutal. Yeah,
this is what we want to ask this morning. Oh wait,
one hundred dars at him. You can text us nine
six night sex or any messages coming through it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Yeah, I'm loving this.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
I was once dumped because he found me far too
attractive physically and emotionally.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Now that hurt on a whole new level. I don't
understand what what's going on there. I don't know. Sounds
like excuses, Sorry, you're too hot, I can't be with you.
It sounds like you're going to Big Sandy. First message
from Big Sandy for twenty twenty six. We love hearing
from Big Sanda. If you knew it was show one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Of our legendary contribut's Big Sandy here got dumped for
being too embarrassing at his family barbecue, Big Sandy, We're
gonna need to know what you do.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
What you do Big Sandy Family Barbecue, Well.

Speaker 7 (01:15:37):
Whether it was the message they delivered or the way
they delivered it, we want to know how.

Speaker 6 (01:15:43):
What was the brutal way that you got dumped?

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Asking now about the brutal way that you were dumb?

Speaker 7 (01:15:48):
Yeah, there's this new toy going viral and it's just
a flameno singing Barbie with love.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Brutal, being broken, brutal Meghan, what was the brutal way.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
That you were dumped?

Speaker 11 (01:16:00):
That was my first love at high school and he
just turned me on our way out of school that
day and said can you ask your friend was actually
my best friend at the time for me, and for
some reason I did it and just got the hint.

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Wait wait friends, you to ask your friend if she
was into town? Yeah, and I ended up dating.

Speaker 12 (01:16:22):
We stayed friends, but.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
There was no gap. You just sort of passed the
baton to her and off you went.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:16:30):
Things got better in life for me though. So it's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:16:34):
We're a now are we in love?

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
Seventeen years together.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
And you didn't answer my question. He's still in love
seventeen years.

Speaker 6 (01:16:45):
Love is alive. Guys.

Speaker 11 (01:16:47):
Megan side note, you're so enough to share only one
tickets to ZIM from ZIM on the weekend.

Speaker 6 (01:16:53):
It was epic.

Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
That's all right, amazing. So we're going to the crush
it shall aren't we on Sunday? So excited about that
in the corporate box, Megan, thank you, Nicole. What was
the brutal way that you were dumped?

Speaker 16 (01:17:08):
Hey came so yeah. I I have been house sitting
for appearance while they were away and seeing they came back,
and I get a tips from his mom saying I'm
so sorry to hear about you and in certain name
here and I missed what have you said to your
mum and he just resides back that we broke up and.

Speaker 6 (01:17:30):
He just failed to tell you.

Speaker 16 (01:17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Brutal, brutal.

Speaker 6 (01:17:36):
Interesting, that's so embarrassing. Where are we at? Where are
we at now, NICOLEA we in love? Oh God for life?

Speaker 16 (01:17:43):
Yeah right right, ready to mingle?

Speaker 6 (01:17:48):
What are you? You're on the prow always.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
I love that life.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Get out there and prow Yeah, joined sprout here.

Speaker 16 (01:17:58):
And on Saturday and crush it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:00):
Oh okay, so I keep an eye find us. I'll
prowl with you. I love it, love it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:07):
That could be a new segment as well. Thank you, Nicole,
keep your texts coming in nine six nine sex Oh
wait hundred dance at him as a number.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
The brutal ways that you were dumped?

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
Wow, just kidding a roasting about my new breakfast. I've
got a new.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Breakfast region starting more protein in the mornings, sime.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
I hope the nation's prepared for us to be pretty
ripped in twenty twenty six. Watch out. We want to
know the brutal way that you got dumped.

Speaker 5 (01:18:36):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
I've never brutally been dumped before. Once I when I
was fourteen, I put in colored contexts and wore a
wig and pretended that I was someone else to a
man who is now the Deputy Mayor of Wellington.

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
Wait, so you pretended to be somebody else to dump him?
You didn't some of your early character work, isn't that man?
I put it? Wait, so you tune up. Where where
was he?

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Was he waiting for you at.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
The bus stop hitting from after school to Eastbourne?

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Okay? And so you go on and we were.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
There and I decided that I, Hayley Sprout, was going
to break up with the now Deputy Mirror of Wellington
and instead of I was fourteen at the time.

Speaker 6 (01:19:20):
And we did go on to date properly after this, yep, okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:24):
And I was fourteen at the time, and I was like,
what if we pretended it wasn't me and I was
another girl from the school and I would.

Speaker 6 (01:19:32):
Go and tell him it was The whole thing was stupid.

Speaker 7 (01:19:35):
And I had this bright blue content and we had
this like blonde work and I remember him just looking
at it and being like, yeah, anywhere, and what did
you say?

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
I know, I can't even believe you admit that story.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
Oh it's I'm mortified and I'm just here today is
completely embarrassing.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
Yeah wow, okay, some messages and we were talking about
getting married, and then a church told him to dump
me a week later, so he listened and he dumped me. Yikes,
come on, now, he's obviously not a member of the
Tits and Freedom church, but your own religion. That's my church.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
That's a throwback to Vaughn's new church at the announced
earlier this morning.

Speaker 6 (01:20:13):
We trust Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
You're gonna make wheat beecks. Tell aren't you sure?

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
I'm gonna make so many breakfast cereals and not pas?

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
I'm a church.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
I had moved overseas with my obviously now ex over
to Canada and lived there for two years.

Speaker 6 (01:20:28):
We've been together for six years.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Then, without any warning at all, I went to have
my wisdom teeth out and I came back and she
ended up saying I think we need to take a break.
And a few weeks later that was the end of it. Oh,
came all the way back here for the wisdom teeth out.
I would have zoomed, was this pre zone zoomed a
wisdom tooth extraction?

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
No, zoomed to break up?

Speaker 6 (01:20:46):
Ah, so you're gonna get the pliosa.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Now, I know you felt a little grubby because you've
administered yourself sedation, but we need to get them teeth out.
I got dumped because my attitude at work was different
to being at home.

Speaker 8 (01:20:59):
Oh what they were loving at work because they were
escaping you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:03):
Maybe maybe it sounds.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Like sound that you're in tolerable. Yeah, as from one
intolerable person to another.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
Okay, Yeah, I got dumped. They were leaving my house
and I thought everything was okay. As their electric window
wound up on automatic, you know when you pull up
the window and it just goes up all by itself
as it was.

Speaker 6 (01:21:17):
Closing, they broke up with me and then just drove away.
By the way you dumped.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Yeah, by the way, we're going to sub see each other. God,
that timing would feel so good. There would be no
chance for a witted retort, No, because you've blocked.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Them, unless you had a pop plant in your hand
and then just throw it through their back windows. Yeah,
I would have hurffed something to cart sure. Absolutely, m
somebody see the caller before that had been together seventeen
years and we see it idea still in love. They
felt that her heart wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
I do not say that I can't planting ruthlace just
because you're not in love.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
We all express love differently. Yeah, or ones just come in,
but it's quite long, so I will need a period
to read that target. Somebody I said I was adding
a guy in.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Twenty seventeen fell pregnant as only twenty he was a
couple of years older. Anyway, told him, and he broke
up with me the next day by sighting he wasn't ready.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Okay, sighting citing I'm not ready to announce. Yeah, I'm
a father, don't say on ear oh.

Speaker 8 (01:22:21):
And don't okay, Well, completely unrelated text has just come through.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
Yeah, backstory.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
I knew I was getting dumped because he was going
to Australia and he didn't even tell me until we
were at dinner with his family. We're still together when
he went to Ossie and then he flew back. I
didn't even even know who was back in town until
I saw one of his mate stories saying, oh, this
old legend's back, okay, and then yeah, it turned out
that's not worth It turned out I was supposed to
have picked up on the fact I was dumped by
the fact that he just stopped talking to me and

(01:22:49):
telling me things, right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
I think it is quite important to get that sort
of thing on writing. Get a dace, do you what's nuts?

Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
If this was if this was last year, would be like,
well that's our show, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
Yeah, that's some song.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
But no, we're going till ten this year where we're
sticking around despite our protest. Now, I believe when you've
got a new segment that you want to try. So
in Vaughn's Unsung Heroes.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
Yeah, because we've got to fill this extra hour okay
every day, So we're gonna we're gonna try some new segments.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
I love this idea.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
So you're going to do like a trial week.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
We're going to trial week with some different segments, some
strengths and much.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Kind of stories do you want. We're not going to
hear people are on about how they, I don't know,
did some charity.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Unsung Heroes.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
If you need to toot your own horn, if you've
done something and not enough people have noticed. That's where
we're going to do Unsung Heroes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
The M podcast Needwork plays ms flesh One and Haley bro.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
We're just gonna try a holder on new things about
this extra hour to fill on the show this year,
this nine to ten hour trial run. We're going to
trial some new segments for your idea today, Unsung Hero. Okay, now,
I assume this was a self nomination thing, like you'd
up and you'll be like, look, I did this thing,
and you know, I kind of didn't get the praise
I felt you yeah, yeah, like every time you clean

(01:24:08):
the house.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
Well, because he tells us and he sends us photos
as he does, he does genuinely look at the scooting
boards of the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
It's like, okay, cool mann.

Speaker 4 (01:24:20):
No, it came off the fact that I stopped and
helped rescue that sheep.

Speaker 6 (01:24:24):
Remember that's right, And I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Felt like this guy put up the guy's wife put
up the post of her husband money from the sheep,
but failed to mention that we kind of rescued her
as well as the sheep, and we were just these
unnamed other people.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
You didn't get the didn't get didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:24:40):
Recognize, but I felt at the time you gave me
enough praise.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
The segment isn't really about those people who have devoted
their life to like, you know, helping.

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
Because they get sung they get right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
This is about selfish.

Speaker 6 (01:24:54):
Individuals that didn't get the credit they deserved.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
I always thought it was sort of a South nomination
thing that we've had a couple of text messages nominating
other people. Okay, well that's that's excepted I wasn't sung here. Yeah, okay,
I've got one from Christmas.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
We all contributed a dish to Christmas. My brother and
his partner were doing dessert.

Speaker 6 (01:25:17):
I paid for the ingredients.

Speaker 7 (01:25:19):
And everyone went on about how nice the dessert was.
Well done, Sam, well done, Nina, you know, delicious trifle. Yeah,
a sponge And I was like, yeah, collected.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Paid for it and shopped for it and popped it
on the bench and all they had to do was
construct ith.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
The efforts turned up bloody Christmas Eve, late brother Christmas.
It was nice. It was nice because we bitch about
our brothers and she's always like, can I do?

Speaker 7 (01:25:51):
But I just I feel like it could have been
like a well done to you, Hailey for the selection
you selected, the sponge you selected.

Speaker 6 (01:25:57):
They well, this is your chance now to say, I
don't know, nominate an unsung hero or yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Is something you did that no one cared about.

Speaker 6 (01:26:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Will we oh we will well, absolutely, eight hundred dars
at him tick through nine six nine six.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
We're going to sing for those unsung heroes. Unsung heroes
is the little trial we're doing today.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
I feel like unsung heroes should have some kind of
triumphant and music. Now, are we starting twenty twenty six
with YouTube Premium?

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
I was, yeah, were you still on the family Christians
and family plan?

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
Last year invited part of their family. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
which is why you may hear me referring to myself
as not Vaughan Smith on all occasions, sometimes as for Christians.

Speaker 6 (01:26:43):
Yeah, it's still weird that you accepted that invite to
be on a family you don't know his plan. It's
odd to me. It's a I'm actually open to being
on everybody's family plan efforts. Spotify, yeah, any kind of
phone plan, any if you've got a spot Okay, you know,
maybe you're family of three and these things general are coming.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Fourth.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
I'm also available to attend.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
Let's sort of like events like if you've got a
family pass to Rainbow's end, happily.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Play the fourth? All right, Well, maybe some kind of
triumphant music.

Speaker 6 (01:27:14):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
You've got a lot of Breakfast in your beard.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Almost all of us actually perhaps got the best hero
song of all time.

Speaker 6 (01:27:21):
Ready to go?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Okay, cheaper, it's not playing.

Speaker 6 (01:27:26):
Why is it not playing? You're not on the premium.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Oh it's called hero.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
It is, Yes, the nickelback guy, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:27:40):
Look at us?

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Get that out?

Speaker 8 (01:27:41):
Okay now, so unsung he Borne's unsung hero. It's a
chance for you to nominate yourself for something you've done
that you didn't give recognition.

Speaker 6 (01:27:49):
Four.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
Yeah, maybe you busted your ass and people were just like,
are you thanks?

Speaker 6 (01:27:53):
And you're like, excuse me. This is so much more
than a thanks. Headed Chad Kroger.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
Unsung hero, appreciation of what you go to my neighbor.
My husband's away for work at the moment. Life's hectic
with three small children, and he puts my rubbish bins
out and brings them back in for me each week.
He's like ninety five years old. He's an Answert Lynch five.

Speaker 6 (01:28:16):
The old Mates love looking after a solo broad, don't. Yeah?
The old Boy so lovely.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
The honor Boys, it's lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:28:24):
Okay, here's one, and I'll be interested to see what
the team thinks Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Shout out to me and my partner. We're unsung heroes.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
We talk our friends into getting married when they wanted
to cancel the wedding four days out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Oh what, there's a reason they wanted to cancel.

Speaker 6 (01:28:41):
It, and you force them into it?

Speaker 19 (01:28:44):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
What was the reason that.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Same?

Speaker 7 (01:28:50):
I mean not so, but what happens when they divorce,
which sounds like it is not gonna take long.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
No, well, and you're gonna have to say I'm so
sorry I made you go through with that. But two
or five three?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
What was the reason they didn't want to get married
four days out? Yeah, but I kind of wanted to
force them into it. You can't cancel that late. I
think people would be traveling, people have spent money.

Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
To go through.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
When I was gonna, yeah, I wouldn't sign the paper.
Just don't sign the paper or submit the paperwork and
you won't actually have to be married. Yeah, but I
don't know if that's an unsung hero. You might just
sort of like make someone's life whole more Yeah than heavy,
he is on the track. There's being a young toddler. Mum,
Now that would that wrong? That makes it sound like
they are a toddler who's also a mother. Impossible, they're

(01:29:34):
a mother too, a young toddler, yeah, who's pregnant in
the third trimester, and a primary school teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Account Oh wow. Yeah, it's a hero.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
Hero, savers not stand and wait. Bart's messaged in even
though I'm newson. Yeah, it's incredible, even though I am
Zidion's grumpiest old man listener. I frequent I'm a very
courteous driver and let people in or let the merge

(01:30:05):
when the road is busy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
And I don't feel like that's appreciated enough. Yeah, hero,
he's a hero.

Speaker 6 (01:30:10):
Had a Chad Groger Watchiness watches more Vorn sunsung Hero.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Somebody said I picked up I'm rubbish, somebody else is
rubbih and I put in the bin because I couldn't
stand rubbish.

Speaker 6 (01:30:24):
Just being blown around. Oh my god. So over the break,
I went on the glen Brook Vintage steam.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
Train out and taking the tism there, dude, oh my
tickled my tism was tackled at top to do you
want to start the song again?

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
I believe?

Speaker 6 (01:30:39):
So comes along? What is this? I can be your hero? Ba?

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
So I went on the Glenbrook vintage steam train run
by volunteers. Gorgeous like I was buzzing all day. Yeah,
watching the largermotive, so good steam all of it? Ye
did it too to just bit you lit it out
the window?

Speaker 3 (01:31:09):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
This Solis lettered out the window more than once.

Speaker 6 (01:31:15):
First time I saw some e was that? What did
she look like? A Werther's rap music and stuff? And
hefing out the window? An older woman too?

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Did you say something I did?

Speaker 6 (01:31:27):
What did you say? It's a hero? Didn't throw your
rubbish out the window? This is al tear at all. Yeah,
clean green has seen and Lord of the rings. When
they were taking the hobbits to eyes and guard? Was
there a rap i being chucked off the horse?

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
Was there a straw sleeve scattered around the gates.

Speaker 6 (01:31:46):
Of more doors? There? Glad rap in the shire?

Speaker 18 (01:31:50):
It would be bes watx wrap would be quite.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Funny if you just save an uncle Toby's.

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
My The energy can outside ri.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Needwork plays it ends flesh worn and Haley.

Speaker 7 (01:32:08):
We love a viral food trend. We love food in general.
I've loved it too hard this summer.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Now I have to love it a little less for
a bit. But you've got a run coming up. I know,
don't even worry about it, you'll burn it off. It
all kind of jaggles down as I run.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
I've really got to like strap the paps up and yeah, right,
okay anyway, but there's a bisco Off based viral food
trend which morning, I believe you and the girlies are
going to be trying so.

Speaker 6 (01:32:36):
Things covering for me there, guys, I just mean to
the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
I forgot that you are untill ten now idled be ideally, Delli,
and then I have three. I had a chat and
padded so well that you didn't need to acknowledge that
I threw the Year of honesty.

Speaker 6 (01:32:54):
I'm gonna be honest with the listeners here. I dropped
the ball on that one. That's all right, okay, strike
one for me.

Speaker 7 (01:33:00):
So this involves and producer girls will bring you in
as well because we're just bloody adoor you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:05):
But it involves bisk Off as well, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
The base of the famous Shannon's Loly cake.

Speaker 9 (01:33:10):
I've got Biscof in the house right now because I
went to make it for our last show and then
remember I couldn't be bothered.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
That's right, great, that's okay, we're the bad Last.

Speaker 9 (01:33:19):
Week I was a second Yeah, but no, this is
this is going everywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
Is tub of Greek yogurt, natural Greek ground. Can I say,
Greek yogurt really entered my life with a hiss and
a rule last year, and I hadn't previously been part
of my existence.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
A caffe yogurt guy.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
Yeah, you're also with a billion.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Dollars health guys.

Speaker 6 (01:33:41):
He's got a billion.

Speaker 7 (01:33:42):
Dollars in the billion dollars ex apartment.

Speaker 6 (01:33:47):
He made some wise investments and he's worth a billion
dollars that he can afford yogurt where I literally made
the cheapest Greek yogat, but whatever's on special.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
If I had a billion dollars, none of us would
be here.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
You think I would hope you chuck us a coin
or to come worth. Come up.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
So you get Greek yogurt and biscolf biscuits, and I'm
imagining you would have to scoop some Greek yogurt out
of the container because you want to ram as many
bisc offs in as you can.

Speaker 9 (01:34:12):
Okay, I'm seeing a lot of people forget to do
that and then have a grade mistake.

Speaker 8 (01:34:16):
I'm sorry, Do you crunch on the fingers.

Speaker 6 (01:34:20):
Cruise seal. You don't crunch the biscuits.

Speaker 8 (01:34:22):
Wait, so you open up a bottle of yogurt and
finger and biscuits your finger in, pop them in with spermer.

Speaker 6 (01:34:31):
What's wrong with your fingers? Yeah, give them all, yes,
I do. Yeah, there might be some immediate reaction with
the kaffeir of probiotics.

Speaker 4 (01:34:43):
So you put it in as many biscolf biscuits into
the Greek yogurt as you can refrigerate over though. Yeah,
this got empty something out and then you refrigerate it
for eight nine hours.

Speaker 6 (01:34:54):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
You've got to do this before work, right, and then
does it go soggy?

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
Soggy biscuit lady's fingers.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Yeah, biscuit is an easy facts for a cheesecake. This
is it's a cheesecake. But you're right, I feel like
it's some coffee in there. It's going to be more
like a terrib.

Speaker 6 (01:35:17):
Put a bit of cocoa on top.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Yeah, it's going to be more like And then afterwards
you just eat it and the biscuits have absorbed the
moisture from the Greek. Go now I've just turned into
this instead of biscaf you just finger and squiggles, but
I've got a case.

Speaker 6 (01:35:31):
Yeah, crumble them. Would you like we're about to get
off to do this for us?

Speaker 9 (01:35:37):
Would you like me to bring in some Greek I
can make it this afternoon and bring it in tomorrow
and we can try it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:42):
Yes, against it all the things I've seen, it just
looks like it's lacking a little bit of cheesecake, Like
you know, cheesecakes always got a drizzal on top. I
would go coffee, put a bit more coffee.

Speaker 9 (01:35:55):
Through it, like a bit of cocoa, bace and you
b wayo.

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
Or we could put a very compotee competee, Yeah, very competee.

Speaker 13 (01:36:07):
My question is the consistency wouldn't change because that's how
you store Greek yoga.

Speaker 6 (01:36:11):
N what in the fridge? Consistency is not changing? Just
put biscuits on it over.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
The holiday break?

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
When did Carwen become an expert on yogurt yoga?

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
I'm sorry, when did she become an expert on?

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
You? Guys?

Speaker 13 (01:36:26):
For the last two years, I've had Greek yoga for
breakfast every single.

Speaker 6 (01:36:29):
Day, and that makes you an expert on yogurt? Shut shut, Michael,
this is last minute. Can I introduce you to a
trituri I made using carrot green. No, it's not a
cooking show. I'd I want to say proudly. So on
Saturday I put the meal for some very good friends
of mine and because we went there actually crazy in

(01:36:53):
the country and you were in the country. Otherwise I
would have extended, would have come home. You wouldn't have everything.
I would have changed my flights. Everything on the plate
was from my garden. That meetless homekill from my parents.
Should have done that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:04):
In the earliest segment Vaughn's Unsung Heroes, you've missed the chance.

Speaker 6 (01:37:07):
Yeah, have you brought us a slice of steak to
dip in thetury?

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
That's good stuff. Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:37:15):
Fer dear listener, it is delicious. You've really missed out there.

Speaker 6 (01:37:19):
Far apart now the carrots.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
So I grew the carrots, a decreative carrot, an ornamental carrots, say,
just a couple of orange, white and yellow carrots, and
then the greens from the top were finally sliced.

Speaker 7 (01:37:30):
What are you doing with that today? Because I'm actually
cooking steak for dinner, I might just take that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Plays that ends flesh for what is I still doing here,
you might be asking yourself, we go to all ten,
thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
And that was subtle. That was very subtle. Yesterday had
my flight back to New Zealand. I got up to
go wheeze. It was like New Zealand time, like five am.
And I noticed it and not everybody was asleep. I
appeared over on the way back. If someone watching something
like what do they want watching?

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
Texting? Messaging reading or you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Do it too?

Speaker 6 (01:38:04):
Oh my god, I love it. Yeah, always got to
have it like a little peak.

Speaker 4 (01:38:07):
Anyway, this woman who I would say would be if
I had a Tuesday eight sixty five sixties, a.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
Woman in six age.

Speaker 8 (01:38:16):
Yes, the woman my mom's age, your mom's age, Christine,
your mum born, that kind of age group.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
She had an iPad on her trade table. She takes
photos with it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
It's fall to the broom with holiday photos.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Well, yeah, she was watching this woman in her sixties,
and she's allowed to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
There's no judgment here.

Speaker 6 (01:38:38):
But I did find it odd that she was watching
Heated Rivalry. Now, if you don't know, Heated Rivalry, the.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Show that everybody is talking about at the moment, especially women.

Speaker 7 (01:38:48):
Gay hockey smart, Gay hockey Smart basically year.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
Was it a book? So yeah, very popular producer Carwen
Carwen reads on Instagram, you were telling us about the
ages ago that this was coming.

Speaker 13 (01:39:01):
Yeah, so this is a book series. Heated Rivalry is
actually the second book in the series, but the standalone
it doesn't really matter. The show came out and I
don't think the series was like around, but it wasn't
super huge and I don't think they expected the show
to pop off like it has because you could not
buy these books anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:39:20):
I have been waiting for a pre.

Speaker 13 (01:39:21):
Order for over a month that just arrived, but you
couldn't buy the books anywhere. I don't think they saw
this show popping off like it has.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
But the Girl is a love. The book and the
TV show come out at the same time. No, no, noo.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
So it's an HBO show.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
I mean it's low, it's low.

Speaker 8 (01:39:41):
In New Zealand, it's on Neon, and it's about yeah,
closeted hockey players that kind of had this like decade long.

Speaker 6 (01:39:48):
Because we're talking.

Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
About this is why that hockey is its own complete
suben the.

Speaker 8 (01:39:53):
Best and I last time I watched it first three
or four episodes, so I'm like three or four episodes
and I'm like, gay, I mean, that's not the.

Speaker 6 (01:40:01):
You don't like hockey.

Speaker 8 (01:40:04):
So the story, yeah, okay, and the fake Russian xcent
Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 6 (01:40:13):
Wait, it's one of them Russian, you know, one of
them Canadian or American Canadian. I'll get out of town. Yeah,
it's fun. Have you seen the whole show?

Speaker 13 (01:40:21):
No, so I'm waiting to watch to read it before
I watch it because I am annoying like that, but
I will be sown.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
But there's so many clips everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Old Man edits Over the weekend. Saturday Night Live did
an incredible paradigm so heated Wizardry. The part plays Harry Potter,
I can't remember the tall ginger guy's name, who's a
regular plays Ron.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
Weasley and it's about them. Oh, it's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Instagram on NBC sn L. Yeah, as the account, it's
so good.

Speaker 6 (01:40:50):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Do you know a real life if I don't know
NFL or a real life like hockey Player came out
like into last week A.

Speaker 6 (01:41:00):
Lot because of the show were inspired by.

Speaker 13 (01:41:03):
Actors are saying like they're getting a lot of d
ms from closeted who want to stay closeted.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
But are getting messages being like thank.

Speaker 8 (01:41:10):
You, but why because everybody's like, why are all these
horny women watching this TV show?

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
Yeah, but worn for years and thinking it's for them exactly,
that's exactly the same.

Speaker 13 (01:41:26):
I mean, I think there's also a lot Sorry what
was that. I think also one of the things that's
been talked about a lot. This show is obviously quite smutty,
but there's also a lot of communication around that. Like,
I think it represents a good dynamic of communication between

(01:41:46):
two people and all of that. Yeah, right, so maybe
that's what the girl is a loving. It's not the boys.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
Yeah, but we're going to say you need to see it.
I saw some bottoms.

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
You know how.

Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Socket players have big bottoms.

Speaker 6 (01:42:10):
Yeah, yeah, pro dumpers all the dump these people acting,
do you think they're using button doubles or is it
actually I don't think so.

Speaker 13 (01:42:19):
One of the actors said that he spent my majority
of the filming on all fours.

Speaker 6 (01:42:25):
In this position. Well, I tell you what, it's it's
streaming now, Neon has it hated rivalry and yeah, it's
everybody's watching it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
Needwork Georgia, the Lovely Georgia.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
I know you missed me.

Speaker 20 (01:42:42):
Last week or is this Yeah, you were slightly covering
for you guys, you know all right, but I was
just keeping it mellow and Fiji and yeah coming from
you love gallivanting around, Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (01:42:55):
Around they got each year on the weekend though, unreal.
What was your review?

Speaker 20 (01:43:00):
I will say that song camera was pretty cool, Like
he did reference the fact that he's not Coldplay. He
doesn't give you a flashy wrist band or anything. But
he got us all to take a photo with our
flesh on and it was a pretty cool moment because
it like flickered throughout the stadium and he did make
a thing about that was pretty pick Sunday Cher.

Speaker 6 (01:43:17):
Yeah, we're doing We're doing this Sunday show. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (01:43:19):
I think the surprise has been ruined about the old
bridge that retracts and then out from him to get.

Speaker 6 (01:43:29):
On social media losers.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
I thought you would have changed in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (01:43:33):
Yeah, taken an hour off of her shot and put
it into hours on a slig Hey.

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with this podcast review it five stars. Tell your friends
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Where are you giving me my five stars?

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even go. We'll just review your things. I don't want
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