Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 20th 2026 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the Zidim Podcast Network. This is for Flesh one
and Haley's Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse,
the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fletch,
Fawn and Hailey. It's two minutes past Sex.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I just realized Lane Way So soon?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yes, fun and that made the day after Lane May
I'm going to have a fourteen year old Oh wow,
huh don't you didn't you hear what you were doing
at fourteen?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Made up with them boil the tongue wrang called Slade.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh my god, that is the most nineties we name
ever slays Slade Slade. Oh look was it at Laneway?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Wasn't it Lane Way?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Just a eighteen event? Trust me, I've heard about that. Well,
but where would those see? Chapel run?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh yeah, for Bloody Turndred and fifty bucks a ticket.
You're not.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's what I just saw it, which is Lane one?
It's Chapels on your way down?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
You know it's our eighteen so soon so soon? Well,
coming up on the show for in the top Sex.
Despite a lot of rain for the North Island today, Yes,
I was about it. It was the hottest year on
record last year. Now you might be thinking of I
thought twenty twenty four was the hottest year on record. Correct,
But when I thought before that twenty twenty three was

(01:18):
the hottest, you're picking up on a trend here, and
twenty twenty five continued at the hottest year in New
Zealand on record. Wow, So I've got the top six
signs it.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Was hot nixt on the show last night, I decided
to cook my family a barbecue. I took a gamble
on something and it paid off.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Plays it ends Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm just having such a good year so far, you know,
and I love being bet with my genuine friends. So
yesterday I was like, I decided, oh, by.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The way, i'm getting hot. I'm on a shred. Shred.
I was on a shred until an almon and gold
appeared in my eyesight. High No, I hate you want
to know what half of it? I saved half?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
The other half saved on you for some restraint.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's really beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's funny, you say, because I was at the gym
for quite a while and I didn't see Haley, and
then I was like, oh, she went home getting hot.
Guys and getting hold I'll see you at the gym
and didn't turn up, and then.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
She was there.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I was there, and I.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Was like, well you go.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Do you want to tell everyone what you were messaging me?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
We played because, like you know, you've got to occupy
the brain. Flich and I played a game yesterday while
we're at the gym.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
We won't tell you the question, but jeopardy here the
answer was skinny white guys or gingers. So you if
you can write, I tell you what if you message
and right now your guests and what the question was
to nine sex nine sex, and you're right, we'll give
you the other half of I'll get you. I'll get

(02:54):
you wants tight out of our our cupboard. Here it
were the question, tell me what the question was? Where
the answer was it's always the skinny white guys. All
the gingers.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Were right though for sure. Anyway, anyway, I'm getting hot.
So yesterday I was like, right, I'm going to cook
a nice healthy dinner. And I had like a draw
full of vegetables and some chicken thighs, so I thought
I'm gonna make skewers. Stacked the veggies onto some skewers.
And then I got the chicken thighs, cut them up,
and I got these, like you know, those metal skewers,
and I kind of almost shish cababah yogat marine and

(03:29):
all that kind of stuff. Now, two things here. One yesterday, Vaughn,
you mentioned that you'd made a chimney chury out of
carrot tops.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Correct, We scoffed.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Until we scoffed and until we had a dipped a
finger and it was so good. And I slopped half
of the jar into my jar and I poured it
over the vegetables.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Exquisite. My brother, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
We should start a company.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, carrot top. I love how Hayley's like, we should
start a company. It was your it was your recipe
and your brother let it go. Bring keep though. I
feel like chim chree has got to be made fresh. Yeah, yeah,
it was still.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
So I had my chicken skewers and I had my
vegetable skewers, and I had a side of a sparagus,
and I was like, I just needs like something else
when I was making these things. So I went to
the fridge, you know, you just having a little LOOKI poo,
and I was feeling creative.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I saw some.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Bacon, so I was like, bacon, man, We've got to
get some bacon around something here.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh yeah, now we're talking. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Went into the freezer and I found some prawns and
I was like, oh yeah, prawns. This is a really
everything barbecue. Got the prawns out, put them in the water,
you know, to try to defrost them a bit. They
looked fluffy and a bit old. So I was like,
we're getting rid of the prawns. Back to the pantry.
I would have just rolled the dice.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I know you were, but your.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Gut is made of steel and mine's made of candy floss.
So then I go back into the pantry. I'm like,
what can I find? And I find a big bag
of dates and I was like, oh yeah, bacon rap dates.
Bacon rap dates. So I was like, oh, you've.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Got a chicken vegetable skewer with bacon wrap.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Checking skewers are separate, the veget veggie skewers are separate.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I'm making a third skewer.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh okay, okay, So I've got.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Bacon, and then I was like, I'm going to get
a date nice sweet date, wrap the bacon around it,
scure it, and I'll barbecue that. Yeah, how good is
that going to be? Then I thought it would be
nice of it, but a texture in there. Go back
to the pantry. I find walnuts and I.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Was like, oh, I'm going to own you are a walnut.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm going to open up the date, put the walnut
in the middle, wrap it and bacon. Then I go
back into the fridge to see if it needs a
fourth final little thing. I find a little knober blue cheese.
So now I get a walnut, a little blue cheese,
wrap a date around it, wrap bacon around it, skewer
there and I was like, this is going to be

(05:40):
good or it's going to be terrible. I barbecued that thing.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It was.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
It was like mind blowing. I've got to make you
my bacon wrapped walnuts, stuffed blue cheese dates.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Physically and to say.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Holy Chamoley's. Everyone got two and then went hump hum, right,
and we just needed I feel like you just saying
you've created this, but I'm sure someone's already done it.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Well.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I've had bacon wrapped prunes before on the barbecue, and
that's real. Young but not not with a walnut and
a blue cheese. That's guys, right, I need to bring
you some bacon wrap dates with blue cheese.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
I had these dates at Christmas and there were dates
and they were cut open and they had like goats,
cheese and pistachio in them. Yeah. So like that and
a drizzle of honey on top wrap that.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bacon, get it on the barbecue.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Unbelievable. Now.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I know I started this by saying I'm healthy. I'm
being healthy and sure, but we needed a little, a
little barbecue treat, and thus was created Hailey's wornut blue cheese. Yeah,
bacon wrapped stuffed dates.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
The z M podcast Network.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Okay, okay, look at some numbers. The number of sexual
partners each age group finds acceptable. This is a study
out of the United Kingdom.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
So it's it's what.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
So it's asking particular generation finds acceptable as your body counts,
as your peers, the number of people that you've slept with.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
And I'm guessing the older you are, the less the numbers.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I want to say, it doesn't stack up well for you, mate,
And I'm also not looking so good on this list,
are you you? I did just say mate, we don't
know who I'm talking to, Yes.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
We do.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
So people are very fixated on this number thing. It's crazy.
You've got two kids, Jesus, by the blessings of Jesus,
by the blessings of Christ himself. Am in So now,
the majority of people sixty nine percent nice said in general,
it's not something that they actually are super concerned about.

(07:39):
You know, if they're looking for a potential lover, they're not.
They're not actually worried about it.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Would it be a red flag if someone was like
seriously like concerned about your body case, Yeah, I'd be like,
none of your business. Are some of the more experienced yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Or if they don't, who get like? Do you know
what I mat?

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
What's it to me?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
As long as you're not still shagging all of them
with me, then that's that's fine. Women are slightly more
likely to care about a low body count, So we're
going we do want you to have a little bit
of experience, So I don't want to be number two
or three for you. Okay, but the majority six numbercent
don't care at all. But here are the numbers based

(08:16):
on age? Shall I go from like youngest to oldest?
So eighteen to twenty four year olds.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
This is from the UK, This is not my numbers.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Say that the preferred number of sexual partners at that
point three to five. Okay, so I suppose you're young. Yeah, yeah,
that's that for them. They're last a week.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Isn't this age group meant to be more conservative now though?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah? Three to five partners, that's it. And they are
the most conservative, the young people. They're saying that about
half of them think that it actually matters. Then we
moved to twenty five to thirty four. Oh god, I
mean the age now, I've sort of gone.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Into an age and you recket are you finding now
with the drop down news you're scrolling down anything? YEAHO
is a long way back now that a red hot
flowing now.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
While lists of people from twenty five to thirty four care,
so they don't care. As March three to five are
still the same number there, Yeah, right, twenty four, twenty
five and thirty.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's a lot of long term relationships.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm just like clocking, we're at thirty four one, man,
I'm always that.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, I'll say it's more than five this year, this year,
this year, we're only twenty days isn't.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm kidding I age thirty five to fifty four.
That's us. We're the most liberal, right, we're the most
accepting of it. And we'll accept up to ten partners
this year.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Up to ten.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
And what half aflips holiday in what country?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Ten?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah? But what about the older older group? Because I
would have thought they would be the most conservative.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It drops back down, so age fifty five to sixty
four five and then age sixty five plus of your
old school ones that probably met the high schol sweetheart,
it goes back down to three, so that the most
the top number that we.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Find acceptable as a society's ten. Okay, So if anyone asks,
just keep it below ten year if anyone, if anyone asks,
and it's above ten.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Someone just messaged in saying par out team partners. That
sounds like a lot of work, but not all at one,
not all at one, not one running out.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
This isn't how big is your harem?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, no, no, no no, this is over time, over time,
over time, just ten. Now where are you stacking up there?

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's twenty four.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Past sex plays. It ends Fletch one and Hayley from.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
The Unmoderated comments section. This is the top sex Well
I felt hot last year, that's because it was twenty
twenty five was New Zealand's hottest. Um wait, I thought
twenty four was the hoddest, right. It just feels like
every day it's getting hotter. Yep. Human activity, the building
of fossil fuis and deforestation of natural areas has increased

(11:03):
the amount of carbon dioxid in the atmosphere about fifty
percent since the pre industrial era. And Hailey on Holiday
was flying all over the planet as well. Christ carbon
footprint is discussed.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I know I flew all the way to Sydney and back.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Where did you go next time?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Take the boat?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Wow? The boat?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
So what did you row to South Africa?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Apparently did well?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
The tree?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I didn't.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I want to see a tree. But there's no evidence
of the screenwashing in New Zealand forest beautiful walk in
the forest minded by an airline Well, twenty twenty five
was the hottest and one hundred and fifty one years
of temperature records before that it was scorch.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
So crazy.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
The top six signs that was the hottest year on record.
Number six on thatst No one's wearing pants anymore. Have
you noticed no one's wearing pad The best thing about
living alone and not having flat mates it is just
wearing nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, so nice.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm partial to a little nude house strap.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
As soon as I get home made off off. My
parents have been now though, So it's caernfronting.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Because you're all nude. We're all neude. You're all nude
so far. I haven't seen that for a few years.
Number I don't know what you were talking about. Number
five and the less of the top six signs, it
was a hot year. Ice creams now have to be
eaten in the freezer or you just won't stand a chance.
We're going to get a sticky al you reckon, We're
going to end up like have you ever been to
Ossie and like the Dearies have all the chocolate bars

(12:37):
in the drinks, Like do you reckon? We're that close
getting it.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, but we're going to stay down to like twenty.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Yeah, but we don't do that yet, know oies and servos.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, and before on the last of the top six signs,
it was a hot year. There's antiperspirant for your balls now.
Oh yeah, it's called all body but kind of it's
it's a little bulls, it's crotch, it's crotchy, it's arm
pits and yeah, but I reckon get them up. I
don't think you.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Need sting if you had a razor burn.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, Number three on the list of the top six signs,
It was a hot year.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Eggs are laid cooked, now.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Come out scrambled.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, it hard.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Bore, come out. What's boiled? Its boiled. Number two and
the last of the top six signs, It was a
hot year. Sweat evaporates before it does its thing.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Yeah, you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Supposedly sweat, and it sits on the skin and it
cools you just sizzles, just straight out. And number one
of the less of the top six signs, it was
a hot year. Your flesh is currently sitting at a
lovely medium rare. Oh it's beautifl actually perfect. I'll take
it off the heat and let it rest for five year.
You got crackle on the outside.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
That's today self seed work.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Did you know? So it's twentieth of January. The year's
already slip slipping away. The night of January, while we
were still on holiday, is known as International Quitter's Day.
Rundom at the time that people already start.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Folding on the New Year's right, have you folded on
any of yours yet?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Um?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Did you really even see any Just getting hot?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
A get hot?

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Just get hot? Yeah, drink less.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
I didn't drink yesterday.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Well done, thank you? Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's sort of when we start the year a little
bit later, you know. So yesterday was day one for me.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was your first of j and yesterday, yesterday was
my first Chinese New Year. They are always a little
bit late New Years.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Not for ages. It's in the middle of the damn year.
I think I'm going to kick things off of matade. Actually, oh,
what a relief.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
You can reset then, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Reset. Then people set their goals for the year daily walking, journaling,
drinking more water, drinking less, and they often go the
route of all or nothing, and the moment that they stumble,
they're like, I couldn't do it. I failed. I'll just
give up. And that's the mindset all or nothing. Now
there's a new way of thinking about it. They're calling

(15:07):
it vegan plus cheese, and it doesn't have to just apply.
They have to just apply food.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Isn't that just vegetarianism.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Vegan plus cheese is like committing hard to something big. Veganism, Yeah,
but that's no eggs, that's.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Veganism one of the hardest diets to stick to. But
you plus cheese and suddenly it starts to feel a
lot easier. So you're going, I'm committing to X, Y
Z whatever it may be, plus cheese.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
So wait, okay, do this in the like, say, for example,
the gym.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
In terms of that, So you're going, I'm going to
work out for an hour four times.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
A week and then have cheese. Is that how it works?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
No, your version of vegan plus cheese. If your goal
was to work out for an hour a week, sorry,
an hour a day for four days a week or something,
and then that starts to stumble, your version of vegan
plus cheese will be like, I just went for twenty
minutes four times a week, but that's better than nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
This is like California sober. California heard what's California sober?
Describing a lifestyle or recovery approach, or an individual abstains
from alcohol and hard drugs but continues to use cannabis.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, Cyrus was California sober?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Before.

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Right, So you.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Could go, okay, I'm getting no takeouts. Yeah, I'm gonna
get no uber eats or something this year. And you're like, okay,
well I'm not gonna I'm only on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's vegan plus chair, right, Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
If you're looking if you're looking at a task ahead
of you late, you've you've thrown a dinner party and
you're like, oh my god, I can't do the dishes.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm just gonna leave it all.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Just do some of the dishes. Vegan plus chairs and people.
This is one of my favorite quotes about this. Someone
called it where is It's so funny? Half where is it?
Half lassing is the stepping stone to hoole lassing.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
That's actually a break saying you hold.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
On to that for the year when you're going like,
don't just abandon it because you couldn't do it. Perfection
The perfection is a mindset. Vegan plus cheese it and
just like I can do I can commit to the
goal a little bit.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Yeah plus cheese needwork plays it ends flesh and Haley.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
So started the holiday. I was in Changy Airport in
Singapore Airport, one of the best airports in the world.
It's not like my airports to have indoor rainforests and
exactly is got to be one of the best. Is
a great airport, you do buy it is a good airport. Yeah, Hamilton's.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
Hamilton's isn't at the airport, you know, indoor forest and
new plum.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You know that's just a leak, don't and the Moss
excuse me, excuse me has a brand new airport. It's
one of the nicest. It's a nice airport. But I
was in changing airport and I had it like half
an hour into my flight boarded and I felt like
a bottle of water. So I found a store, a
little convenience store in the airport and bere.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
And it had a barrier arm to go into it.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
It was like by the boarding gates and it was
like this little convenience store.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
Nobody worked in there. It was a store of the future.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Free for all? So cool? Hard to get in to
get in, like you know, like a gim barrier arm
or at the train station, one of those you know
things that stops you going in. You have to put
your credit card on. It will authorize your credit card,
it will open the door leat you into the store.
You take whatever you want. I took a bottle of water.
You could take chips, lollies, chocolate bars, and then you

(18:41):
leave and it just knows what you took. How does
it knows?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
But is there a checkout area where you go boop?

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Nope, you just literally walk out and it's watching you.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's watching you, and I'm guessing it's keeping the cameras
look at the stock and then when you leave.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Here's how okay, So there's a little bit there's a
picnic bar set there, right, Yeah, I'm going like that's
I'm just grabbing the one. I'm hooking a finger and
I'm grabbing two. But it's not it's not gonna it's
like weight remober nothing.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
The shelves didn't look like they had weights on that
they were, you know, weighted. I think the cameras just
see before because it only it's one person end of
the time, So I think they just know what you
get and then you leave and it sees it in
your hand, don't ai, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I would go in. This is how I'd spend my
time at changing airport. I'd go in and just try
to see how much I could get away with, you
know what I mean, Like if you're grabbing a little
gumb look another one?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, tag on, tag out like like no, there's no
chick out. You just walk out the store. And it
just knew that how many people were allowed in the
store at once? I think just one? Okay that because
they were like five or six people, it might not
see it been puzzled.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, everyone calm down.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
So did you just get a water?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
I just got a water?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Do you not try to get anything out?

Speaker 1 (20:01):
No? But you're right though, because you could try to
be sneaky because technically you're not shoplifting because you could
say you took two.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
What if you just went up to the chocolate thing
and went and like just like bundled up like twenty
of them in your arm. But how's it going to know?
And they just went out like that?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
When you lived, it would know what was left? Oh god,
because you was there you came in. No, but they're
stacked like.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
But there are shops like there are big like department
stores like this. So it wasn't Amazon trialing this week.
We literally walk in and walk out. Also, didn't they
out that as they just had a team of team
of people in India, like watching security cameras and being
like one chocolate bar, did they?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I thought that was.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Outed as not actually functioning AI right, Well, could you
imagine like going to the supermarket and you're just doing
your shop.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
You just leave and the trolley has cameras on?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
But there is though there's that isn't there? The ones?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
And it scans the RF as you put it into
the trolley. Humans on this earth at all anymore? I
don't say that, don't tell the right next on the show,
it's flage.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Plays it ends flesh for this is actually aimed towards women.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I would have thought it, but the men might have
needed a bit more direction of what to wear on
a first day, like no track.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Pants unless they're gray, and what are you doing for
your first date? Exactly the gym?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Maybe it's a track pant, Maybe it's a nice trand
oh I.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Do love a tidy trackie, you know, like a nice
casual sort of nice cut track.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
What about a really loose track pan with paint and
grease stains on it?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, are you drinking daggy baggy? No? No, no, no, no, no, Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
So there's a stylus basically from the UK saying what
not to wear on a first date. They say, like,
don't we something that's gonna be uncomfortable, like a strapless
thing that you're constantly like hiking up the tear tears,
you know what I mean? You guys, you guys get
it when your teartaars away.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah all the time, tube, yeah, all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Things like loud makeup, like a full face of that
red lipstick blue you know now, Alessa, I think you
can wear whatever you want on a first date. I
want to know when you were on a first date,
how bad was what they wore? Or maybe you, upon reflection,
could look at yourself and think I did that. Yes,
maybe they came and they turned up and they were
wearing a leather wholes you know, and that wasn't the thing.

(22:27):
We weren't at beer Fest.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
German or what if they'd just been at a bfest.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I wouldn't go.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Fresh from beer fest. I saw it a There was
a TikTok the other day.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
And it was a girl who got a message from
a guy on a dating app saying first date. And
he said, She's like, well, what's the where are we going?
And he said, dress up? And so she dressed up
as a Lorex you know, the like orange.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
From the doctor belly, like a hooded thing.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
He said, dress.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh my god, dress, that's that's that's fake funny.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Though very funny. Yeah. Well we asked this on Instagram.
I for get the ball rolling with this bad boy.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
It wasn't enough space to type the story in the box,
so they've sent us a DM.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
My friend had a guy show up to a date
wearing a leather chest gun holster thing like you see
a spy wear under a coat with the guns here,
but just showing a touch of it laid under his shirt.
She thought that's interesting, asked him about it, and he
said he thought it made him look like a cool
man of mystery. I don't have a gun or anything.

(23:38):
Sometimes I put my phone in it. Now for the story,
I would love to say that she married secret agent man,
but you guessed that no second.

Speaker 8 (23:44):
Date for weird gun's funny?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, in a gun holster. Okay, So this is what
we want to know this morning. I'll wait one hundred
dolls at ems our number text through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Great, what did a date. We're on a first date.
We want to know how bad was the outfit that
someone wore on a first date, because a stylus in
the UK is seeing what not to wear and it's
sort of you know, your general would be comfortable and
don't go too bold or you know, don't wear a
gun holster. As one of the messages we received came in,

(24:20):
how bad was the outfit at the first date?

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, the word has been used, so oh no, but comfort,
that's comfort, flitch, you would have so Jamie said, we
were going on a on a walk for our first date.
The date turned up in an uddie and his PJ pants.
He then proceeded to get changed in front of me
in the car park. Oh my god, Jamie's called through Jamie,

(24:45):
good morning. Was it a plane udio or was it
like a life SpongeBob or a.

Speaker 9 (24:55):
Plane plane?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Okay and pajama pan.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, Okay, got out really early to make me for
the walk.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Apparently was couldn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
He was a bit excited about checking out. Okay, that's
going ocurred. He's gone from weird to cute. Can I
ask about the foot? Weird? Wait? How early in the
morning was this first date walk.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
It wasn't that really nine o'clock a red flag when
someone's like, oh my god, it's so early, and it's like.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Nine, calm down, okay? And then so what you go
on this walk? And then what happened?

Speaker 10 (25:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (25:33):
I never saw him again?

Speaker 11 (25:35):
So did you?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
What did he wear when he got out of Because
I got up to the part where he took off
the audio and the PJ pants? What did he get into?
I was just like exercise, like short ship weird that
he couldn't manage to wake up early because he was
excited about this warp but couldn't find the time. Exercise
shorts and a T shirt that was very interesting and
a he doesn't breathe.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That ship is I can't standable polyest, you know what
I mean, it's an unescapable blanket.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Early that he was sleeping in the car park in
his cap.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Jamie, Okay, wait is that cute again? Is this cue again?
That's a whole lot worse. So on top of the morning,
some grown ars man is sleeping in his car and
a car park and an audioce pajama pants and then
he gets into his exercise clothes. Wow Okay, yeah, wow, Okay,
I think you dodged a ballot.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
There he is. Now I want to.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I'd imagine it's twenty past seven, and said, still be sleeping,
listen to our show. He got so excited for work
he wrote eight hours earlier in the car.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Jamie, thank you some more messages.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I went on our first date to a really nice
restaurant with a tall, good looking bearded hunt keep talking.
He turned up in denim jeans, denim shirts Okay, denim
jacket okay, cowboy birds all denhim. I'm I'm not again
not upset about this. Look what it's given me. Yeck's
given you some yellowstone.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yeah, tall bearded man and all dinner and a cowboy hat.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah. I wasn't the clothes he wore on the date.
It was the plate of chicken wings he consumed with
his hands, the orange spicy ones. That's an even a fork.
Get out of here, one ninety four.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Sometimes they give you the gloves to eat wings with.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
I don't like that. It feels ecky.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I don't like wearing a bib, you know what I mean? Yeah,
don't bib me. I'm not a baby.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Slap it all down my shirt. Thank you much he
showed up in his high verse from work and he
smelt like a trady.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
That's not a bad I mean to eat their own.
There's something about maybe like sick and date like.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. It came straight from
the site. Okay, this cannot be real. Okay, go my
friend went on a first date to the movies where
the guy wore a sombrero.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, that's a large hat.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
That's actually quite rude to other moviegoers because you're not
going to see him a monsterff. Now, it was completely
unrelated to the movie. We weren't seeing a movie. Sit
in Mexico. He made it worse by having a two
liter bottle of milk and an entire road test three.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Chicken as a movie snacks that can't be real.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
That can't be real. That they can't be real. They
can't be real. Nine through five.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh, that's so good. He was wearing a band T shirt. Fine,
it was my ex boyfriend's band. Seven six children need.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
To know what band.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I don't need to know what band.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
If you're big enough band. Did he know that it
was a gag because that's kind of a it's funny year.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
But if he didn't know when it was just a coincidence,
then you can't hold him responsible. We went to a
nice restaurant and he turned out with white crocs with
car logo, gibbets, tight white dish shorts and a half
open Hawaiian shirt. He's forty two and then had the

(28:45):
audacity to be snappy to the white tress I saw
almost after my own carry at the internet. I wonder
if your car brand was one of.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
His gibbets year Master gibbets.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I don't wear gibbets in the sand, Yeah, the sand
gibbet from somebody else said I went on a date
with somebody who turned up on an udie and they
but they've been sleeping in their car because they didn't
have a house. Oh yeah, okay, that's rough.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
So the nice that he's out there dating, Yeah, niceties,
out there doing the apps, you know, yeah, still wedding
on the what band that was? Yeah? I want to know.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
We won't read it out. I feel like it was
like blind spot, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
You know what I feel like it? I reckon, that's
I reckon, that's right in the right. Bands that had
T shirts but also dated local checks.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
The z M podcast network play z m's flesh Worn
and Haley color.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
To color me hypocritical because I've been saying it's too
late to say Happy New Year. But I talked on
the phone to somebody yesterday and the first thing that
came out of my mouth was happy New Year?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Was it the first time you've spoken to them this year?
And that's acceptable? We returned back to work yesterday, hit
Gunge and our security guard with a Happy New Year.
I had them with having New Year? Yeah right, okay,
you know it's the first time you see them. We
can't keep saying it to them all week.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
You say it one, you say it once when you
haven't seen But it does feel like it's getting too late.
It feels like it's virginilon on a little too late.
It feels like it should be the last week. By Friday.
I think definitely, no going a week by Friday. I think,
so we're calling it by friday. We have asked the people,
you the people for a cooky little.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Pole, is it too late to still say Happy New Year?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Are? Sixty one percent said years? Thirty nine percent said no. Okay,
so it is too late?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah, yeah, but it's still a lot of people hitn't it.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Samantha said, Happy New Year is acceptable all of January
if you haven't seen someone but February doesn't know, Yeah,
she needs to no work. We're calling it Friday. We're
calling it this Friday, which are World War be what?
Twenty third? Twenty third. I'm a big advocate for saying
it for the first time you see someone in the
new year, even if it's now, even if it's November.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
No, no, I'm sorry, it must be.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Also if you've got friends that you're only seeing for
the first time in November, I come the loose, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's not really a French of no staining. Big said,
when you're a teacher and you go back to school,
it's weird and February to still be saying Happy New Year,
but you're seeing a whole bunch of students and other
teachers that you didn't server.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
I think that's good to see you at that stage.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Summer.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
How was summer? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
How was summer?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
We welcome back? Yeah, not a hitn't with to know
my height? Am I?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah? But not a happy New Year, not in February.
Not in February, so there we go, but she would
call it the end of the week. No more Happy
New Years from Friday on.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
But give them all in before then. So you guys
a happy New Year and Happy New Year, Happy New Year.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
The z M Podcast Network play z m's flesh Fornon Haley.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Now, we're in Auckland today and it is raining and
it's just been raining for days.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
North Island are not the greatest forecast today. It's cloudy,
but a lot of sun for the South Island today.
Judging by the emojis on the met Service map, yeah,
boom man. I think those are just called icons, non emojis.
Know they are emojis?

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Are they? You have the tongue on a pokeing out face?

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Yes, the cloud it's.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Going to be crazy.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Bring an umbrella up well. Also, yesterday we talked about
Heated Rivalry, which is the big, the big gay smart
show everyone's loving, and then people were like, you got
to watch us, You've got to watch us, So we
thought we do a little wrap of what we're watching.
I want to reiterate, you've got to watch the Age
of Disclosure. That is the that is the documentary about
the Alien Files and that basically the snow.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
People need to shove my eye roll there.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
It's like it's the stuff that the government's hiding from
the from America and it's usherly, mind blowing, undeniable evidence
of alien life.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, it is shut up for you've got to watch
same use of your eyeballs all.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
You've got to watch it. It'll blow your mind, follow
your mind.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
And so at the moment we mentioned this yesterday, the
pit has started season two. That's on and I'm looking
on now, but I'm still debating whether I save that
up and binge it all at once, because yeah, I
think it's like it's one of those shows you can
either watch weekly or binge all at once.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Season two.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Yes, pluribus by the guy who did Breaking Bad and
Bitical Soul. Right, Oh my god. So I was watching
this on the plane. I got up to episode I'm
up to episode five. People say it's one of the best,
it's incredible. It's like ninety eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
And someone described it as a white woman trying to
save the world doing the most white woman things ever.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yea a field description.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So started because I went into it not knowing anything
about the show, and it is very well done. It's
beautifully shot. It's Vince Gilligan, so you know, and it's
really under around.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Feel free to texting as well, what you're watching?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Nine sex nine? So anybody watched a Night of the
Seven Kingdoms yet? The Game of Thrones a spin off?
I haven't seen it. It's the same universe, right, yes,
but apparently good reviews for that.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
So but I reckon, that's a binge binge it once,
I was.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Like, how did I even miss that that was happening?
I didn't even think George wat's his face. Georgia was
three headline Georgia Jord George ja bink Smarten. Yeah, his
full title, that's his full name. Yeah, the art stands
for jar. Yeah, he didn't know what was going on. Yeah,
but he's they're probably sick of waiting for him to finish.

(34:26):
Everything's come on, mate, just read your books. Yeah, they
just overtook him. Sorry, dude, I fliped to another streaming app. Yeah,
land man, I've got to I've gone to Prime video.
I'm real like, he says. Two that The Night Manager
season two with with sixty time, Hittleston's out and the
Lovely Olivia Coleman and she is She Is? She in
season two? Brilliant because that came out? Is it ten

(34:49):
years ago?

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Season one?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
It was like a short ten years ago. It wouldn't
have been ten years ago twenty six pass off?

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yep, it was. It was March twenty sixteen. Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Because everybody's been waiting for season two and they've just
been so popular and busy, and then COVID happened. But yeah,
Night managed the season one. If you haven't seen that,
watched that in the season's incredible. Have we talked about
The Cheer Company?

Speaker 5 (35:17):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Tim Robinson, My god, I think you should watched all summer.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I heard it so good.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
It's the guy, Yeah, Tim Robinson, who's just this madmind
comedian who wrote I Think You Should Leave, which is
a sketch comedy show. It's called The Cheer Company. It
is one of the most absurd, incredible shows.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I've ever said. Oh my god, you got to watch
a little Bit of On a little bit of Whimsy
and also The Lowdown with Ethan Hawk Rules.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
That was incredible. That's an incredible show.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah. That popped up on Disney Place and I was like,
what is this and I like Ethan Hawk, so I
gave it an episode and it was like slow burned.
But then it's good.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
It's really good, really good, really good show. I'm fall
out of course with the mention as well, Harlan Corbyn's run.
I love The Harbor and I love all of those
shows are on what he does.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
How producing gily is? How would you describe? He's just
like a writer.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
With like one hundred million books and Netflix basically bought
them all. Lane are just using and they use British
actors and it's always amazing.

Speaker 10 (36:16):
And there's always that one same actor in them, but
they're like a twisty three.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Yeah, the guy from Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
What's his face? Yeah, Richard Armitage or whatever. He's in
every single one of them.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
They all like follow lots of different people who then
intertwine at the end to like.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Solve real who done it?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Like you never really twisty turning, you never know what's happening.

Speaker 10 (36:37):
Famous books, and he sold a massive I think it
was like fourteen book deal to them, and then they
extended it to another like eight books or something like Netflix.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I've paid yeah for me once The Strangers stay Close,
Safe and the Innocent. They're all good, They're all really
good and they will have like amazing British actors in them. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Someone said Younger on Netflix very addictive across between melmose
players and Gilmore.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
My sister just burned six seasons of that. Really, there's
lots of seasons of Younger.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Sex Yes, Population eleven and Aussie series very good. Someone
sees okay um. Someone said, oh my god, you mentioned
so many great shows. I can't keep up with you.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
No, that's a real problem. What decision for tea? Oh yeah,
I know, what do you do need?

Speaker 10 (37:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
I have a notes on my app and I just
add them to that and then when I need to shine,
it's a long list.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Wow, that's the girl he's talked about, the house Mate.
That's a movie. That's the movies.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Movies.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Are we only doing TV?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
I thought we were just doing TV's girlies.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Have you seen Housemaid? The house Mate?

Speaker 10 (37:36):
Sweeney Sweet, Sidney good so good, not No Sydney Swing,
not Sweeny Time.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I mean to say, freed for all the boyfriends that
get dragged alongies Berbies, Sydney's Guaranteed Bird really.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Alb wants to go.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
What are we doing after the show?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
The fleet and Haleygod, we call ourselves's guardians. It's the
name of our group chat. And for good reason, because
the girl keeps on getting and she lives a myth
myth manner or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Myth Towers, myth Towers town constant police visits to her
apartment block.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
It's notorious often eating questionable chicken from my dairy and
now doing something that all of I would say most
girls mothers would have worn them against doing. You picked
up a hitchhikers the rule? No, no, no, no, no.
Who was hot?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Why?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Ted Bundy?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
He was hot?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Then? Was that the one Zach? These brothers as well,
Zach made him.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
No, Ted Bundy himself was hot, and I'll stand by
its away with so much of because he was a charmer.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah right, I would have been. I would have pulled
over one out of like a million murderers, like most
hot hikers aren't going to murder you.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
No, no, listen, I know, and I have never picked
up a hatshriker, and I can guarantee I probably.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Will never do it again. You don't have a car too, No,
I know.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Wait, so this was when you were holidaying in the
South Islands.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
So I was in a small place called Clinton, a
population of one hundred and ninety eight one nine nine.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
When I was there.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Baby, we've heard about this Clinton. You love it.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
I love it down there, and it's the small town.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
There's nothing there.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
And we were driving my best friend Deny, she was
obviously driving. I don't do that, and there, yeah, and
we were heading off to the airport.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
This is the end of my stay.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
I've survived the farm, so all of the trials and tribulations,
I'm alive.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
And we're driving off to Dneda to go to the airport.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
And we get to Clinton because she doesn't even live there,
she's that's her big town is this two hundred person town.
And we pull over to go to a dairy and
this girl comes running over to us and she's my age,
and she is like kind of panting, and she's like,
can you guys please drive me to bell Clother, which
is a half an hour drive going that way. Female female,

(40:03):
female my age. Yes, we're heading through bu Clother to Deneta.
She says, look, i've been hit shiking. The man I
was with was a peg hunter and he has lots
of hunting stuff in his car and I'm scared like that. Yeah,
and so we were like yeah, you know, and we
kind of gave her a vibe chick. I went to
be like, can I see your passport? But I didn't
really know what that would be.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Well, gave a stamp.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I was just like, we were in this situation, and
I was kind of like, well, what do you do
to verify someone's not going to kill you?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
What?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Was she a tourist?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yes, she was from Israel. Her name was Ella, but
she said it with an a cool accent.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
She was real cool. She was like.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
The Israeli accent.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
No, I won't JUSTI.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
But no. So we ended up being like okay, and
she's like, please, girls, I saw you from across the distance.
And I got out and now she's speaking she's abandoned.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
In this small town.

Speaker 5 (40:57):
If we leave her there and the PEG hunters around
with like her guns, I guess. So we said constant girls,
hop in, come on in. So we're like, she hops
in the car and we ended up just chatting and
I made friends with this girl. She's now going to
listen to the podcast. She said, I'll stop judging you
then you could have.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Told her to us.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah yeah, yeah, well well now we're here, you know.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
And then she told me to listen to this podcast
that she worked on about the warfare and the Gaza
suff It was a bit heavy, but it was I
could just hear a laugh out louder. Yeah, that's lovely life. Yeah,
long story short, showed some kindness and I made a
new friend and I didn't get murdered.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Well I feel better that as a woman, yes, and
she's a man.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
She was twenty seven, like. I asked her how old
she was and I could tell her vibes, and then.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
She asked how old I am. I say, I'm twenty seven.
We will know that.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
That's to see your passport. She's lied about that. She's
lying about wanting to kill us as well.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
The podcast network.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
We want to write, we want to know right now,
where did you faint? Was it in public? Was it
an embarrassing moment? A bad time?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I've never fainted, I don't think. Are you fainted on
the blood chair? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hadn't eat
enough donateds and blood. Hell just that was that charity
blood chair? I don't know it's giving blood charity. It's
a charitable donation of one's blood and plasma product.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, I fainted at the gym.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Wants to again situation common fame hadn't eaten enough when.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
I fainted a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
It's it's a weird thing to wake up from.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
It's a weird thing to wake up.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
From because you're like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Yeah, it was odd.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
There has been a famous faint.

Speaker 5 (42:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Well the Australian opens at the moment happening the tennis
and I went to the tennis.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
It was bloody fun.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Are you going to watch even when you don't?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I saw you went to the tennis. Now were you
well behaved this year? Because remember last time they told
you off for talking.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I got shoshed. I was well behaved. It was hot though,
it was hot, and that was in Auckland. In Australia,
it has been like super super hot. So the ball girl,
you know, one of the kids that stands there and
clicks up the loose balls. She just hit the deck
and you see her. She like tumbles back and the
crowd's like whoa and then she like she's like no,

(43:18):
I'm good, gets back into the shade. But then just deckxit.
Poor girl falls onto her back.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
How embarrassing in front of like basically the world. Yeah
and online now you're just going to be a clip. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
So it was twenty eight degrees in Melbourne, but in
the arena it just it just cuts.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
So what it would have been forty or something?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
It was hot, man, you know when Stelle she just
hit the don what tempera do they call off the tennis?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
I remember there's been years where they're like, it's not
safe for these people to be playing tennis.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
They held off one game for us on the final
that because of how hot it was getting.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
And then then they called off some other tennis and
Auckland because of how wet and wild because it was raining.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, you gotta love gotta love the weather.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, but I mean she just Okay, So a new
policy was implemented calling for play on all courts to
be stopped at the temperature reaches forty degrees, and then
it was sizing and wait, and then it was changed
in two thousand and two to thirty eight degrees. Okay,
so it's currently thirty eight degrees and then, but.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Not forty eight degrees is standing there going far out?
It's hot like us when we were in balley member
hot and you just stand there it's thirty eight degrees
running around, yeah all like this's got your constantly alert,
running in getting the ball and stuff. Well, we want
to know because anyway they had to stop the game.
The player from Turkey runs in and Bloody helps her

(44:37):
out and whatnot. But we want to know, now, where
did you faint? Message is already coming in.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Love this okay nine six nine sexy text and I'll
wait one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I fainted at my sister's wedding and had to be
brought back to Auckland on a police boat.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
What where is the winner? Why? Hecky darling? Maybe it
sounds like acker wed Dad's there's an A and N.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Sure mad They to slap some water on you when
you'd get the followers.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
But it's not just faint. You don't just faint from
being too hot. Sometimes you can faint because you're on
well or something.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Wedding you probably haven't eden to get into a dress.
You haven't en get into a dress, and you've had
three proseccos. That's what we want to know this morning.
Where did you find give us a call? We need
to eat some bananas or something. So many messages, people
just hitting the deck all the time. When did you
find as it is it mostly hunger and not having
enough water, nervousness, blood pressure. Yep, but like location wise,

(45:33):
for a faint, you're probably not going to beat this text.
I founded at Carol Baskin's Big Cat Rescue twenty years ago, Carol,
Carol bask.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
That is the most amazing text and ever up.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I fainted there. I fainted there. I founded on the
top of the water.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
He's still in prison. I think so, I think we
should because that's.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Faint the carral Basin's Big Can't rest part.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That's text of the week.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
That's text of the week thanks to animates will hook
you out with the fifty dollars animates about it. Thanks
to animates making happy happen for Pearce's she was at
the Big Cat.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
This is perfect.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
This couldn't be better. Your love cat. Surely, let's go
to Kristin. Kristen, where did you faint?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
So it wasn't me, It was actually both off my parents.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah, so I was being a trouble.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Making through your old and ended up standing on a
bit of woods. That had a nail sticking through, and
hobbled over to my parents and lifted up my foot
with the.

Speaker 11 (46:35):
Sport attached to it and said, can you pull it out?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
My mum stepped back and fainted.

Speaker 10 (46:40):
My dad winked it on, pull it and then he fainted.

Speaker 11 (46:43):
Oh my auntie told me to stay still and she
ripped it out.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Oh my god, what I've done that?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
We up to date with your tennis. Pop down and
get a little tennis. Jam.

Speaker 11 (46:58):
I don't actually think I went to hospital afterwards.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I think they did stand.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
In the nineties or the eighties nties. Couple of plasteras
built the whole with built.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
The hole and then plaster over.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
The mouth of the tuber right on the hole and
just squeeze that comes out the other side.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Sam, Wait there, We'll go to Rihanna, Rihanna. Where did
you faint?

Speaker 11 (47:26):
I fainted at one of those summer day festivals.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh? Had you had a few too many WANs.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I think it was a mix of that and the heat.

Speaker 12 (47:37):
So I was at the front of the moshpit as well.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
People faintal that you wear such a security pulling people out, Yeah,
well that happened to me.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
He he was like he noticed that I wasn't too good,
and he was like, is it okay?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
And I said no, And then he made me feel
as light as a feather, whipped me over the gate
and I flashed in taig.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Get the old fanny out, Fanny in the marsh. Pis
you better not kill the.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Arianna?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Think Sam?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Where did you faint?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (48:19):
Guys, So I was a nursing student and I was
doing my placement in the surgical wards. So they said,
first day I can go in watch the surgery. I
got all scrubbed into my gears waiting around for the doctor.
It happened to be a C section, and the doctor
pulled out the massive needle that goes in the woman's
spine and I hit the deck. I faced a woman.

(48:42):
But what made it even worse my first day placement.
As I was falling, I farted.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I'm glad it makes me, it makes me heavy.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
That's so good.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
I thought it was going to be the actual incision
that that made you faint.

Speaker 11 (49:00):
Not No, I think it was the heat and just
standing around.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Nerves and then hit the deck.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Yeah, I was carrying on with nursing.

Speaker 11 (49:13):
I did sturgical for a little while.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
But then realize it's really.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Not for me.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Okay, so what are you doing now?

Speaker 11 (49:22):
Yeah, I work with people with disabilities, intellectual disabilities.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Now, good for you.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
But lis falling and farting in front of that laugh,
then I would.

Speaker 10 (49:35):
So vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
So good Sam, thank you.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Messages the boobs on Bikes parade back in the two thousands, now,
I would like to know zero nine to nine pre
or post boobs. Yeah, okay, that was my question. I
remember vaguely boobs on bikes, But what was the cause?
Was it a charity thing or was it a protest?
It was to raise a weirdness for breast cancer, but

(49:58):
it was just an excuse for guys with bikes to
have topless women on the back of the bike.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Holding on to them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah. And then one year I feel it was before
the Erotica expert. You remember Erotica was that comic confortas yeahs,
mostly annual pread of topless men and women riding on
motorcycles through large New Zealand cities two thousand and seven. Yeah, yes,
zero no, no message. And they were eight and got
overwhelmed at the thought of the books.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
All the blood rush to the willie to the head.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Yeah, it was a protest about what.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Because then people were arrested because they protested, because they protested. Yeah,
I remember people thinking it was unsavory. Yeah, well I
was run by that adult yeah, entertainer maker, that guy
Ron Jeremy. No, no, no, manding a young man. I

(50:58):
fainted recently during a Adam Graham My tit was clamped.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Oh my god, ouch, because I've heard they're very painful.
I haven't had one.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
And then imagine being in the clamp and your faint
and all the weight goes on the breast holding you up.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Your breast covers your own sort of rope tether. Oh ouch.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Information. I fainted in the neurology department of the White
Cuto Hospital. The right to collect my husband, who's not
allowed to drive. Information overload from the surgeon. I think
next minute I was out on the floor. You have
me on the bed and my husband waited for me
to recover. Well, I have to drive back to tod On.
The don already hit in the car. My Rangers, no
story about the como Rangers hasn't made the show again.

(51:43):
I put it in. I put it in the emails
both days who have been back just not making the
cup Man story to be honest story, it's a great story.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Should we put pencil it for tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Car podcast? My coma Rangers story.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Do you want to just tell your mates they liked that?
They they were horror tixton nine Sex nine sex. Do
you want to hear one's story about the climate Rangers?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah? On the if enough people want to hear it,
we might be able to squeeze it in before fact
of the day.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
I'm just saying it might be.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
It's interesting.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
No, the producer, we don't have time.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
I don't have time.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Real No from them.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Fainting stories and now we can't get to them because
you're but the clue wanted to tell me about the
common Rangers? No one's text, by the way, what no one?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Not a sick.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Tell anyone wanted to hear your story?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Dumb story.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I fainted while was pregnant on a waxing table mid
Brazilian wax the shock and the poll and the the
thing and the crazy.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Yeah, okay, now the text to rolland no people need
to hear story.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
They Yeah, I fainted the cooking shows party, falling backwards
and then knocking myself out my dress hiked up in
front of two hundred people that were I lay there.
I wasn't allowing to move into the ambulance rive to
make sure I have done myself serious nick injury. I'm
from a small town, so I had to change my
name and move towns after everybody saw my fanny. I
hate when you have to move down because everybody's seeing

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your fanny.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Do you want to just We've got a few messages
and wanted to hear the story. Do you want to
just privately text the story to those that have message
and the rest of us don't have to hear.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I think tomorrow, I think tomorrow will find time in
the show for your story. Tomorrow tomorrow, And I tell
you what a better live up to the hype.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
The v M podcast Network play z MS flesh Worn
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Fact of the Day, Day.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Day, Day, Day, Do.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Doo.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Tongue Week at Fact of the Day, Hello, and today's
about the world's longest tongue. Okay, but but but also
something special about the color of this tongue. Well, the
giraffe holds the crown for the longest tongue amongst land animals.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
It's going to say it's isn't it for years?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Fifty centimeters long, they can get up to and some
in some cases even longer. And they are blue black color. Yeah,
now that is because girafts spin up to twelve hours
a day feeding. Now, if you've been to the zooon
Center giraffe, I saw some giraffes recently, a majestic and
you saw them in giraffe Town in graft.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Nick Smeckham the video each other.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
They weren't fighting. It was originally called a camelopard. Did
you know that what the giraffe's original name was the camel.
I can't call people came camelopard because it's a camel
with the leopards. They thought it was.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
A camel shagged the lippers.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Shagged the lipard ridiculous and then.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Camels are massive.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
But that depends. Was the man and the leopard was
the male? The leopard was the male of the camel. No,
I was thinking the woman.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
The woman's the leopard and the man.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I don't think that works. I don't think that works.
That one's got to be the other way around. So
they if you've seen them, they eat a lot. They're
constantly feeding them at the zoo. Yeah, constantly. Yeah, they've
got some Summitt Wellington Zoo when I was here is lovely,
twelve hours a day feeding. And you'll be familiar with
the fact because you saw them in Africa very sunny.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Well, their tongue has a natural ability to not get
sunburnt because it spends so much time out of their mouth.
That's why it's blue black.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
If you heard your tongue out that much, you wouldn't
need protection. You'd have to put sunscreen on it. The
dark pigmentation is rich in malanin, which helps protect against sunburn.
So that has built an SPF into the tongue. It's
a very tough tongue too, because their favorite food is
are leafs surrounded by long forms. There's chemical deterrence and
ants live in the tree that bites, and the tongue
is tough to resist all of these things. It's amazing,

(56:00):
isn't it thought of everything? I know, the evolution really
thought of a lot. When do we get built an
if some of them I mean white people, well no,
because we were we came about in a low sume environment. Yeah,
not the harsh sun.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Yeah, only we're.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Not far away from a pearl. We just take a
pearl and it lasts like, I don't know, a month.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Just it would turn your skin like black, you know
what I mean? Like you've now got like Nigerian skin.
But I'm Hailey? Am I doing black face? Am I
getting canceled? Am I losing my job? I'm scared? What
was the cult where they were drinking something and turning blue?

Speaker 10 (56:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
That silver? They look like smiths.

Speaker 8 (56:43):
That guy was that was a wild docco as. Yeah,
I want to coil silver.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, he would have had the some resistance of a
giraffe tongue because it was the same blue black color.
So today's Fact of the Day is the one of
the Animal Kingdom's longest tongues. It also has a Wilton sunscreen.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Fact of the Day, Day Day, Day Day.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
Dodd M Podcast Network.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Plays Ms flesh.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Born and Haley just been called I've just been caught
a little unprepared. Should let they tell a story? Well,
we did put it to a listener vote. Do you
want to hear warm story or Hailey's story? And the
listeners have spoken, Hailey, what would you say?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
The what's some votes?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Yeah? Now, I've had enough time.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
It's me.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Okay. Well, Hailey's story about her Auntie and the private
will be We'll be tomorrow on the show, Vaughn. Now,
let me take a good story. Let me take you
back to Thursday, the fifteenth of January. Okay, awake ago,
returning from Mount Maranui, a family holiday to celebrate my
father's seventieth.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
So your parents saw me but didn't say hi.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
No, we were at the mountain. Mom and dad got
back and they see it from a walk and they said,
it's Haley at the mountain. I said yeah, and they
said we heard her before we saw it, and Mom
said she was in full she was in full performance
walking down the street. She was in full show. Oh okay,
and heard pack down Mount Mongui rode that's chicken noise?

(58:36):
That a peacock?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
What a peacocks do?

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Like scream like the differing much prefer when they're turned
into I don't know fans, Yeah me too, Yeah, go
go girl all up or yeah. They put on outfits
like carnival outlets or something. Yeah. So we're back, heading
back to my parents place over the Kimi Rangers, of course,

(58:59):
stop for some of that delicious water at the top.
Always a traffic it's traffic, has it. There's a Beta pullover,
it's a Bata pullover. Always have a nice chat with
someone there. So coming down the white Cuto side of
the Kaimi arrangers so far, I'm.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Just going to say probably.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Classic yarn about me and my auntie. I'm at the
corner of tiong A Road and Tipoy Road. It's a
stop there, yeah, stop, you're turning across some traffic. Okay.
It's when I see a dead chicken on the road
and I go, oh no, somebody's chickens have wandered onto
the road. Has a chicken owner. I get very like,
oh no, someone's lost their pet chickens. Then I see

(59:40):
another one, and another one and another one. I was like,
they've all come out and they've all been slaughtering a massacre.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Sad, somebody's lost your entire flock of chickens.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
And I'm driving. It's just me and my daughter Indy
in the car, and I say to India, I'm like,
oh no, someone's chickens and she's like, this is terrible.
And then we realize we've only seen the start of
a chicken massacre. Oh God, and we have no choice
but to run over hundreds of chicken bodies. What do
you mean you have to run over chicken body? There's
nowhere to go. They are littered all over the hundreds.

(01:00:13):
Wait were they pre dead?

Speaker 7 (01:00:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
Okay, this isn't a good Yesday morning. But we have
no choice. There is nowhere on the road you can
go to avoid the chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Right door of yours is going straight into therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
There was all man, they would So we've come to
the conclusion that a truck transporting chickens hadn't shut the
crate properly between the corner of Tepoy and Todo on
the road to the intersection at the corner of Tower
Road and Matamata. I'm just so just to pause. People
of people are texting and they regret their vite.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
Yeah, head aside, a head aside. Hundreds of dead chickens.
Hundred chickens all over the road, impossible to avoid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Upset. I'm upset.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
As a cargoing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
You can feel them because they must have been semi fresh.
It must have been simmy fresh. But it must have
happened recently. You have picked up a couple of good
ones for the air frame. I don't believe that they
were eating chickens because there were brown shavers famously a
laying breathe the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Eggs on the road and I got from inside.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
My only hope is that some yeah escaped into the wild. Yeah,
not all ended up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Theyre going to live when their whole entire community and
famili has been slaughtered.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
They're on the run, They're on the lamb. They're on
the run. Like, where do we go in the eastern
White Cuts. I'd hit into the hills. Plenty of buds
and skinks to eat up their chickens. Well, I'm talking
to like they could possibly be listening to this radio show,
and we wish them they might listen to the podcast.
It was horrendous. Yeah, yeah, well in the new you

(01:02:01):
know what they don't tell you what the grease that
comes off a dead chickens body, the face so greasy,
the bottom of the car like the wheels and everything
coated and a grease. You try to wash it off,
try to wash it off, and you know what it's
like trying to wash away oil beads. You you demanded
this story on horrib.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
The TXT machine does not happen well, us a favor
and fire worn, give us a Hailey story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
It's not too late to sweach story. And then somebody
said it was in the news. It was in the news,
and I needed to know the outcome because I never
heard an outcome. Has someone been how responsible for this?
Poorly shop? Somebody?

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
What do you want someone to go to prison for
shutting a chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Trying to go to prison? I want I want them
to face some sort of tribunal, some sort of It'll
be an unsafe load. It would be an unsafe load.
You might get a ticket for an unsafe load. Yeah, okay, Well,
and how did you get the fed off your tires?
Did you just get the kettle out and pour pour
over some hot water? And you know what? That smeout
my jacket. It's not like stock. That's not tricken stock

(01:03:05):
to get the grease off the car.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
So I just sticks and saying this, this story is foul.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
That's pretty good. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
That's better than the story itself. Well, tomorrow, Hailey's got
a story that doesn't involve the death of hundreds of chickens.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
It involves digging of a hole big enough for hundreds.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Of chickens, no play in flesh form, and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
I actually kind of get this. I think I was
laughing at this study to begin with, but having a
good read over it, I think I understand as someone
who has anxiety quite often and it's been cracking recently.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
What do you worried about? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Is there a line around the corner run? That's how
my body sort of a primal wiring for a lion escape?
You never know. And so I understand this thing that
like when I'm feeling a bit like whoo, that I
can't watch anything of quality, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
I mean, A well crafted, well told story.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yeah, I ain't gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Watch something from Sun Dance or you know, anything that's
going to be at the Emmys. I'm looking for easily
digestible crap. And that's what this study looked into. It
kind of the conclusion of the study is that binge
watching reality TV can actually be good for us, help
produce stress, help us keep calm. Because of its predictable structure,
we know exactly what's going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
There's no art to there's conflict, and then it's resolved.
Exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
When my life is all scramble jambles, it's like there's
so much to think about, whereas this it's like my
sister Courtney hasn't spoken to me because she doesn't agree
with how I'm parenting. And then the next episode is like,
I invited Courtney over for a chat. I love Courtney, right, Yeah,
I hate it. Three episodes of this final season.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I never do it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Just it Apparently it calms you, it soothes you. It's
a mini vacation for the mind producer.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Girlies who are bag on the reality TV do you agree?

Speaker 11 (01:05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:05:12):
I did this last night. I was like, I'm tired
from our first day back. I've got too much on
this month.

Speaker 5 (01:05:17):
I'm stressed out huck on some Housewives, houck it on Absolutely.
I just love all the like Trashy, too Hot to Handle,
Temptation Island, all the ones where you know you shouldn't
root for them to cheat on their partner, but you
kind of do. So.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
They're calling it observational psychology without pressure or participation. So
we viewed stressful situations on these reality TV shows, like
that I haven't a fight at dinner or something, I've
a wear in the same dress, and we can watch
them from a safe environment which allows us to to
sort of sit back and be.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Like, not my you know totally, And I think I
think this with relationships and all that. I'll watch these
people with their dirt bag boyfriends and they're cheating on them,
and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Like, well, at least I've got my nice boy at home.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
You know, there's something peaceful in that. Win is because
you know, like I, I've used to go hard on
the reality TV and now not so much. I didn't
dipped into the Kardashians because my brain's been busy. But
Maths Australia, when's that Joe There can't be long, right, bab?

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I think, yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I'm I can't and I know Vorn you're the same
and that's why you're shocked silent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
That's the one we.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Can't mess right.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
That's the So we've had the first look and we've
seen the brides and grooms so far.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
I haven't have you not.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
I will say the UK season that was kind of
airing towards the Christmas time, Oh my gosh, insane. This
girl that was on it was from New Zealand. She
lived over there, and she basically was just like going
after everyone else's husband. Like she left the show and
then she had dates with every single one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I'm actually feeling soothed as you even described watching it,
and I'm feeling actually quite self served looking at the
brides and grooms of Maths Astralia twenty twenty six. What
did you say February is Joe? Yeah, early fair, I'll
say it. Look they look as you expect.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Yeah, they've got a lash business. You know, I've got a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Lash business, and I a little bit of fuller in
the looks. One of them is definitely a pet. Yeah,
one of them's a PETA one of them drinks too much.
And then there's like an old one and this one's.

Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
Like rumored to be like their most scandalous season ever
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
See this is a It's a beautiful, soothing, predictable format,
and I love.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Watching other people just trash your lives.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, well I don't have to sit in trash mine.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Plays. It ends flesh one and Hailey.

Speaker 12 (01:07:34):
Flash fun, Hailey, silly little pool, silly little poo. It
is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool, silly
little pool, silly little poo silly little pole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Silly little well all some alonger debate raged, how do
you draw your CNB?

Speaker 4 (01:07:55):
If you're going to draw as is your friend grow?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
We will? Yeah, I just everybody I talked to. It
came up early in the summer, break right and pinned arco.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
I can't actually know, can you put the behind that
candle there?

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
Worn?

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I'm gonna do it, think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
So, for those that did not see this on our
Instagram story yesterday, A C and B is an immature
juvenile drawing a peanuts and balls.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
I think, I God, I'm going on a forty five
degree angle, which was No, that wasn't an option so different.
I guess I'm just like unique and kind of like
different to everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
So the first option was balls on top D down
the body. Wait, can I just ask why were your
friends debating this come up? I actually don't know how
it initially came up, but I did ask all of
them sort of individual boys, you know. And then balls
on the bottom D pointing up was option two. And

(01:08:49):
the third way was just sideways with the balls sort
of like so it was it was down up sideways.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Okay, those were the three options I reckon I'm sideways.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
If you were going to graffiti, wow, d up balls
on the bottom with d up in the most popular
response forty eight percent of them draw people draw it
that way? Is that because that would be a rouse
It's sort of and that would be the state we
most wanted him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
State that I would personally most like to see it
them okay, well okay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Sort of like balls at the top and it pointing
down is the second most popular option of thirty nine percent,
and only thirteen percent of people will go sideways with
balls path behind each other, sort of stacked.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah, the bull.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
What we'll see any feedback for this?

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Bard They sure there was, of course there was four.
Christy is asking for a fourth option. Yep, all in
one line ball shaft.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Ball, Oh like a like an eyes nose ball, shaft
ball that's down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
That sound down. So she's saying she's not doing individual circus.
We were asking that trying tomorrow for what do you
invent or keep it sort of on the scrotum. I
think this is with some one's enough, most importantly with
without foreskins is Zoey I indicated I may have indicated
a cut online. I hate of sorts.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Yeah, that doesn't necessarily a man without.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
It could just be excited back. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Anyway, this is the most stupid little politics.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Got fain with our If you've got the time, If
you've got the time, I've got to be said Asia.
But and honestly, I don't know that I've ever actually
drawn one. Is it time to get out my texts?

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
It's a lovely mature approach to it all. Get out
your best pins and get it done. It's good to
be starting in twenty twenty six with some heart ending questions.
Thank you, Carl. No, I won't read that out. It's
a bit yucky. It's a bit yucky.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
It must be yucky giving you. We've talked about it
the whole thing, and there's a yeah oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Was indicating something coming out of the dropper, he said
The Droplets Family Family show firstly said now, I'm never
that agree as if with my penmanship, I may have
been the video where I presented these three options.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I may have been a little hard with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
The well your time and just needed to get it
on the ball, get on the way the white borders
and the producers booth. At the time, some video engineers
and lighting experts were in the in the studio, I'm
wondering what the hell was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
Yeah, they were like, it's just a jomb for somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
This is how you make a living of it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Yes, food way is exclusively for drawing on someone's face
when you face it's the sideways. When they passed out
with the stacked with a stack testing, Laura said, I ALWAYO.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Had a I also had a wee line at the
tip to indicate the opening.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Okay, wreathed for a opening. Yeah, I was tired war
otherwise I would have also Lisa loving the third way.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
I've never seen it done that way before. That's going
to be my new way.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Oh that's all ball and it's out sideways stacked ball.
You're welcome. Lisa's vast majority of women they're replying to
this as well, which is interesting. Who the hell are
these people drawing them against gravity? Said Chelsea, Like, imagine
drawing boobs with nipples face in the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, but but they do to fight gravity sometimes erect
when you're actually what the song's based on, to fight
gravity has about erction.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
That's what an erction is. Ye, yeah, it is. You
boobs don't do the same thing. Fang rare. Yeah, boobs
are the same thing. You gave a wreck and they
were like, ladies, that's hard. That's a hard one to hide.
That's a hard one to hide. So for silly little
pole today, we asked you, if you're drawing a CMB,

(01:12:50):
which way are you doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Forty eight percent of you balls at the bottom pointing out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Then podcast Needwork plays it in.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have a new movie out
on Netflix. Matt demon Yeah, you think it's still gets
might not?

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Do you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
He'd hate?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Its one movie years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
So the big movie is called The Rep on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
They it's a a cop movie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
No one cares what it's about. It's just Matt and Ben,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Back together, best friend's boys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Yeah. So they stopped by The Joe Rogan Experience, not
one of my favorite podcasts. But that aside, some interesting
stuff came out because it was just like two and
a half hours of them, you know, friends with Joe
Rogan and like it was quite unfiltered, right, just a
good chat. Yeah, and quite a lot of it came out,
including the fact that they talked about the movie making

(01:13:45):
process and how that normally learnt to make movies like
you have like three big kind of parts of the movie.
And they said you'd put all your explosions in the
third party. You'd spend all your money on that climax. Climax,
you know. But now all they say because Netflix is involved,
Netflix wants something big in the first five minutes and

(01:14:06):
they want you to repeat the story span. Yeah, and
he said they want you to repeat if you're making
content for Netflix. They were told you have to repeat
the storyline three to four times exposition. So Netflix, basically,
Netflix know that we're on your phone, we're we're not concentrating,
and they want you hooked into that movie or TV
show quickly.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
I hate hearing characters you give exposition same.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Wait you're telling me, Wait, but what is it? Plot? Plot?

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Exposition is basically yeah, when when someone will spell out
in the most basic terms what is happening and what
we're going to do to do it, rather than.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
Do it in a way because I just appreciate your
following along and they just can't and you're like, oh,
they're there now, you don't need to explain, like you
just know that if you're not watching, if you're duel streening,
you do now explained because you got the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Flash your apartment has a sbestos But that means within
two weeks you're going to die. What are we going
to do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
And it's like, okay, so now we've just laid out
the problem.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Wait, I've got a sestos and I'm sorry to say that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
I'm going to die.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
Okay, And then you go back, well I can't afford it. Well,
I guess I'm gonna have to do a bake sale.
Will you just like explaining the whole thing?

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Really, I'm the same when they when you can see
how obvious is obvious? It is?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Yeah, it's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
My father hadn't left when I was. Did they say
that that's a deal or no deal from Netflix?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
They said, they just said that's what you sign on
for when you make them, when you make content for Netflix,
they have these rules and that, and it was kind
of like a little peak behind the curtain. Everyone's like,
oh interesting, Oh god, So basically where all dumb and
Netflix knows it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Do you think like as a world, that's just gonna
like dumb us down and then we won't be able
to ingest any real like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Yes, yes, which is why we might appreciate, you know,
like the nice movies and the you know, the fist
of want.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
To cheerful banter between three friends in the morning on
your way to work.

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
Sure plays.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Plays.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
How did we end up talking about this busk off tree?

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Because it was everywhere it's it's a food it's a
new food tree, vibal food tre viral fruit food fruit trend.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
So to reflect on it, what was that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
It's Greek yogurt. It's a packet of a container of
Greek yogurt with Biscof biscuits rammed in it. Now we've
got to show affinity for bisco Off biscuits because that's
the biscuits. Shannon users to make a famous Shannon's lollilog.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Which we won't get to have until every twenty because
that's your next birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
And I might request a carrot cake?

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
What I love carrot cake? Who did I make carrot
cake for?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Oh, Shannon, didn't I cook carrot cake? Was it a
good carrot cake? So it was for a man?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I forgot? You make carrot cake for a man one
of the two men sitting in front of you. No, yeah,
I'll do anything for a shag anyway, cake to a
date with carrot cake.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
The way to a man's heart.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
So Shannon took some Greek yoga and rammed some bisk
Off in it. And Shannon, lets just go through how
the process for those that may literally just described she
took bisk off and she rand it in Greek yogat fleat.
The beauty is in the simplicity.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
I don't need you to man explain to Shannon how
she made this man explaining.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
To you, a fellow man, I think we just called
this explaining.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
And I'm sorry for that man explaining.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Yeah, no, it's weird enough.

Speaker 5 (01:17:29):
It was literally just putting him a Greek yoga in
a jar and ramming a bunch of bisk offers.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Thank you for explaining that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Yeah, I only we already had some explain it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I bought no drizzle.

Speaker 5 (01:17:39):
You guys were hot on the drizzle, but I s
your big wyo drizzle that's just honey drizzle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
Yeah, try it rule first, say it like that? Can
I sigenight and remind everyone that my favorite joke is
why does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella full drizzle?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Anyway in America?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
For saying that what she did look it up. I right,
he announce got fired for saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Dam it up. Well you just ate it, you've just eaten.
That's good because she told me to ride it raw,
different spoon, different spoon for me. Yeah, well we know meningitis.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
So why did the spread run one of my favorites?

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Oh my god, that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
I think she will drizzle myzzle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I didn't say the last you see the last bit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Okay, that's amazing. Okay, everybody needs to do this. You
would that is close to to term is suited in
the cheesecake. If you did that and jammed in some coffee,
maybe put coffee in the end. That's incredible. Couple of
the espresso shots. Yes, Brin Carpenter in there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
That's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
A that's un drizzle of honey. I mean you basically
are I'm not, but you're basically having a pack of
baskets and a pot of yogurt.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
That's not the healthy if you use the protein yogurt.
We've got a bit of protein editing there right now.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
I think now you're not too much honey. Now you're
just girl mathing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Hot calor wait does the honey add to it?

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
I love it that far around Shannon, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Yeah, give it a go. It's that's a ten out
of ten from me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
Do you know if you hadn't made this a hack
and claim this as a heck, this would have been
a ten out of five. Now you've missed a trick here.
This is wasted on us because we didn't Shannon's tack it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Well, I guess because it was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I felt like I couldn't claim it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:20):
Where is my shitty little TikTok hac because I feel
like I can jump on the like putting on your.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Feet to stop yourself from getting in.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
I stand by that. She sees a TikTok with three
lights and she's like, I'm an early adopter. It's been
up for weeks. It's just a shit hack.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
I am excited for our first Shannon Tack of twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Do we have one? Yes, it's some stage and the cow.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
We've got Shannon's Hack tomorrow and my great story about
my Auntie Yea digging a hole. They've got bumped with worn.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Story about the murdering the chicken. I can tell the
chickens about that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
I can tell the story about the chicken long teas
for the hack. I've got to go to my favorite
diary this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Chicken, okay, no checking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Okay, good, I'm excited.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Does d N Podcast Network lay z N's flesh Worn
and Haley Fletchhorn and Haley's Trial run.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Well, we're trolling out some new segments.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yes, we have daylight savings. It's nine forty two.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
If you missed the Shoes Saiday, we're on Edgel ten
o'clock in the morning, that's right. Yeah, it's an extra
hour content. We're going to do some trial and error. Yeah, error,
So do some trial and error and today an idea
that we have fletch Worn and Haley's one hundred Dollars Question.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
Yeah, So basically, we'll ask you a random question. You've
got five seconds to answer it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah, because no googling, no, no, no person in the
background helping you. You know it or you don't you
know it or you're don'ing.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Charlotte joins us. Good morning, Charlotte, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Okay, are you ready for fletch Worn and Haley's one
hundred dollars Question? Put out my favor I'm gonna play
something of YouTube and every time I play something of
YouTube premium. I have to thank the Christians and Family
have invited me part of the Yeah, the family plan.
Rather than sitting through a work's ad, you're sitting through
an ad for the Christiansen family. Charlotte, are you ready
for which one has? One hundred dollars question?

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
I'm ready on the spot?

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
Is this who wants to be a millionaire?

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Thing? Will you come on? Man? Leave some don't you
have hard over the break to try to put this
all to you?

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Didn't like make a whole new introy for this?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
You talk the guy who came up with ten dollars
suburb you know?

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Wait ended, Yeah, well it's just a little.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
It's just a little snippy Charlotte. Let's try away.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Oh, Charlotte, are you ready to.

Speaker 7 (01:21:37):
Playley's one hundred dollar question?

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
One question, one seconds, one hundred dollars. Okay, now, Charlotte.
As soon as Haley asks the question, I am going
to start your timer.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
What was the first product ever sold by Sony.

Speaker 11 (01:21:57):
Go like s first or sardines?

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Interesting concept? She's gone here Japanese Japanese country. Sony and
a lot of Japanese companies started trading and things completely
different to what they ended up being famous for. This
has been effect of the day. It has been.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Is the answer fish or Sardine's, Charlotte.

Speaker 5 (01:22:23):
It is not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
It was an electric rice cooker.

Speaker 11 (01:22:29):
I'm sure one of those electric companies started in fish.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
It wasn't Sony.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Because Karwasaki make pianos and motorbikes, so why wouldn't they
also have covered fish fresh? Yeah, Nintendo has started doing carts,
was it? I don't know, terror carts, magic cards, I
don't know, playing cards. You don't know because it wasn't
part of the question.

Speaker 2 (01:22:53):
You was trial week. You know, I would have done
more research on the quiesh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Which is just doing some I can't. I can't find
anything Japanese Japanese. I'll do that, are you Dicky? Did
you know what Japanese are company? Several major Japanese seatfood
companies began as fishing or fish selling operations. You sea dog.

(01:23:17):
Japanese electronics companies. Come on, Charlotte, get it on and
we're having a rag on fleish. No, no, Charlotte, what
have you got this? Bruno Electric Company's the Japanese electronics
company that started by specialized in fish finding technology. Sam
call them an idiot show.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
I get Samsung.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Samsung is often cited and similar Trivia for starting as
a dried fish trader there as a South Korean company,
not Japanese. Call Charlotte actually almost, I'm a cool Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Pushed for it to be Japanese.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
You did say Japanese born a couple of Charlotte. How
do you feel about this segment?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I like to sing chaos and it all turned on
each other for one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
I quite like it, but unfortunately, Charlotte, you go home
with nothing today.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Thank you very much, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
You have whatever you want? You have tomorrow's segment call
us whatever you want?

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Oh my god, one hundred dollars. Did you get to
call each of us one thing?

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
One thing?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
So it just calls up those preck and not tell
us question not one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
It's because I could easily leave, not being not being
offended you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
This would ruin Haley's day this week and my soul. Yeah,
you'd go home and just remember it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Thank you for playing.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Thank you Magical Day. I like have a magical Christmas
with Crisco's as well. Charlotte. Of course, named after the
Charlotte Hornets, one of the NBA teams of the nineties,
a very popular teal and purple uniform.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Play that ends.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
It was just scrolling on Instagram as I want to do,
and then Zidium online, which is an Instagram I follow.
It's the company we work for, had Ship. Brooklyn Beckham
breaks silence and speaks out about his parents. I'm just
going to push through this here. Georgia joins us.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Go on the other one, Georgia on the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
That one's not working, amusing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Yeah, because they got we changed it over.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
This is actually our studio. We don't come into your
student and saying, oh you mikes, you want be coming
into my studio about that. Actually, so there's been rumors
about Brooklyn Beckham and not getting on with his family
for years in the in the marriage and the mom
didn't like un following as well, all this kind of stuff. Well,
here it is spout out from Brooklyn on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
This is multi page as well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
I have been silent. No, I'm not going to do
a Southern accent for a British man. I've been I've
been silent. Do you reready sounds like his dad. I've
been silent for you. Hope he grew up in our Yeah,
I've been silent for years and made every effort to
keep these matters private. Unfortunately, my parents in their team

(01:26:06):
have continued to go to the press, leaving me with
no choice but to speak for myself and tell the
truth about some of the lies that have been printed.
I don't want to reconcile with my family at all.
Oh sorry, Endiams put a song on that, so I
wish you didn't. No, it was on the next one
for Brian Clint's beach day.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Start a pack.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
That's okay, we come back. I do not want to
reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled. I'm standing
up for myself for the first time in my life.
My entire life. My parents have controlled narratives and the
press about our family. The performative social media posts, family events,
and inauthentic relationships have been a fixture of the life
I was born into. Recently, I've seen with my own

(01:26:44):
eyes the lengths they'll go through to place countless lies
in the media. Most of the expensive, innocent people blah
blah blah blah blah to preserve their own facat, but
I believe the truth comes out. My parents have been
trying effortlessly, no endlessly sorry to ruin my relationship since
before my wedding and hasn't stopped. My mom canceled making
Nichola's dress in the eleventh hour, despite how excited she

(01:27:04):
was to wear her design, forcing her to urgently find
a new dress. In the media that was it was like,
oh my god, Nicholas shunned Victoria apparently mom Weeks before
our big day, my parents repeatedly pressured and attempted to
bribe me into signing away the rights to my name,
which would have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Affected d what this is wild.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
They were adamant on me signing before my wedding date
because then the terms of the deal would would be initiated,
my whole at affected the payday, and they've never treated
me the same since. During the wedding planning, my mum
went so far as to call me evil because Nichola
and I chose to include my nanny Sandra and Nichola's
Naughny at our table because they both didn't have husband's
blood a la. The night before our wedding, members of
my family told me that Nichola was not blood and

(01:27:46):
not family.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Well good things. She's not blood. That's someone that you're
closely related to anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Yeah, I reckon, Yeah, make Matt fun do do dody
doody dorty doo. My mom hijacked my first dance with
my wife, which had been planned weeks in advanced to
a romantic love song in front of our five hundred
wedding guests. Mark Anthony called me to the stage.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
What did he sing? Yeah? Twins didn't They called.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Me to the stage where in the schedule was planned
to be my romantic dance with my wife, but instead
my mom was waiting to dance with me. Instead, she
danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. I've
never felt more uncomfortable and humilated in my entire life.
My wife has been consistently disrespected by my family, no
matter how hard we've tried to come together as one.
My mum has repeatedly invited women from the past into

(01:28:40):
our lives, from my past into our lives in ways
that were clearly intended to make us both uncomfortable. Despite
all this, my family values public promotion and endorsements above all.
House brand Beckham comes first. Family lover is decided by
how much you post on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
It goes on.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Pretty much the Royal family to a lot of us.
We've got the one time my wife asked for my
mum's support was to save displaced dogs during the la fires.
My mum refused the narrative that my wife, my wife
and I when our life shaped my image press manipulation.
All we want is peace, privacy and happiness for us
in our future family.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
Wow, it's done, he's yeah, Wow, it's all out there now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
He's basically like Harry and he from my actually Royal Harry.
We actually have a club. I think a statement from
David Beckham. Oh my, it's just trying to raise me
kids good and mean top seam Victoria, are you actually
we just speech lessons after that interview? Do you know

(01:29:48):
that I love a small family just about as much
as I love Nike? Wow? That's powerful.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
W beautiful got ninety sponsorship, straight and plays it. MS
Fledge born in Hailey

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